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>Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: pastebin.com/RRENUArS
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y

>Trading
Sites: scrap.tf tf2outpost.com backpack.tf bazaar.tf
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: backpack.tf trade.tf
Scrapbanking: scrap.tf scrapbank.me
Betting: saloon.tf
Skins: p337.info/tfview/

>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil): teamfortress.com.br/forum/

>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
pastebin.com/9S37Kk0W
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second for remove both pyro and heavy
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survey

do you think scout should get another mobility item
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xth for meme
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if valve were to borrow a weapon idea from overwatch, what would you like to see?
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>>147722365
It has items to run fast, jump more and jump higher.
Heavy needs a rework, especially in the melee and primary department.
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>>147722365
What could he get? He's already got everything he needs.
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All classes should be removed from the game except Pyro and Soldier.
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Post your pootis-man
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>>147722527
>>147722478

items to run FASTER jump EVEN MORE and jump THE HIGHEST
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>>147722617
Ready to kill pyro
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Team Pyro's looking forward to destroying shitty hoovies
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>>147722617
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>>147722680
>run FASTER than a full boost bfb
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>>147722198
Kinda wish that the rank names and icons were a bit more streamlined like they are in csgo, but I guess these are alright.
When does "fresh meat" becomes the new banter insult?
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>>147722617
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>>147722617
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60 MINUTES
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What's going to drop first, MYM or Evolve F2P?
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>>147722680
You sound just like a pyro main who complains about the powerjack and degreaser being underpowered.
We shouldn't bring in more op shit just because you want your main to be the most powerful class.
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>>147723353
:(
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>>147723269
isn't evolve f2p tomorrow?
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>>147723476
https://evolvegame.com/
About 28 minutes until the beta
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>>147723256
are we sure about this timing
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>>147722198
Anyone know around what time the update is gonna drop? I wanna be here right when it hits and be somewhat productive as well
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>>147723714
Rumor is it's gonna be at noon, but who knows for sure?
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>>147723714
3hours, 23 minutes
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>>147723714
24 hours after the post yesterday, probably.
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>>147723707
Yes, the post was 23 hours ago.
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>>147723829
>>147723790
>>147723748
I guess I'll cook or something on the meantime, thanks guys
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>>147723957
I'll do the same
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>>147724074
>>147723957
What's /tf2g/ cooking?
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Man I sure love me some Kotaku.
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>>147722959
i thought the same
would preffer if the lowest 5 ranks had a similar name instead of all this... i know its "mercenary themed" but having to remember the name of 18 ranks... just make something like CSGO where the lower 5 and middle 4 are the same (silver and nova) and very easy to distinguish, by number (nova 1, nova2, nova 3)
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>>147723748
well its noon on my watch
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>>147724518
Hernandez/10
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>>147724583
I must have been wrong, then. Sorry.
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>>147722617
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Wrong!

*kills you*
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>>147722617
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>>147724645
Isn't it supposed to be on noon Pacific daylight time? If that's the case, it'll be in 3 hours
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>>147724391
Some lentils, along with a few fried onions and hard boiled eggs. Shit's cash.
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>>147724391
Some carbonara pasta with chicken.
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>>147724803
You're autistic, like the rest of team heavy
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>>147722198
where did you get this picture
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so tf2g, are you
>team mouthbreather
or
>team furry
?
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>>147724391
I was thinking some chili with soy sprouts, shits super tasty with the right spices
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>>147724803
>all that money
>all those hamburgers
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>>147722617
idk if i want to keep the mohawk though..any suggestions?
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>>147725040
Team Furry. Even got a lewd Objector.
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>>147724391
White rice, chicken breast and vegetables.
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>>147724985
http://www.teamfortress.com/meetyourmatch/faq/
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i seriously dont know why would anyone vote for pyro
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>>147725040
Rather team furry than team fat edgelord
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>>147725109
fuck me i forgot the image
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They fucking remade Crussader's Crossbow.
A sniper rifle that heals teammates and damages enemies, are you fucking serious?
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>>147725226
What about Heavy is edgy?
You can't just slap buzzwords on everything you don't like, though I wouldn't expect a Pyro main to be any less retarded.
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>>147725187
The best shit.
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>>147724962
Except that I'm on team Pyro.
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>>147725314
Forgot the image.
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>>147725372
Yeah, team Pyro!

>>147725472
Yeah, Crossbow in OW!
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>>147725304
Looks good, keep it.
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>>147725040
team pot xd
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How many minutes remain???
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>>147725340
Yet you're okay with labeling every single pyro main as a furfag or retarded?
That's some double standard shit right there.
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-4 minutes remain
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is TF2 similiar to Overwatch? what are some similar games worth playing?
is TF1 any good?
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>>147725734
24 minutes
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>>147725829
Overwatch is a shitty unbalanced rape of TF2

Play only TF2, all other videogames save for some dorfs suck
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>>147722617
My current theme is hipster, I want to switch to winter, but I don't know which heavy beard will look very good, any suggestions?
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r8/h8 my reptilian spy

Also, how come all spy coats nowadays make his legs look fucking tiny? its ridiculous
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>>147725964
2 more months, goy.
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>>147725829
yeah, tf2 is more dm focused than ow, tfc is okay but it's ded and aged and those who still play will destroy you
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>>147725472
woah
they get dwarf guy from WoW
xbow from TF2
ults from MOBAs
and some generic sci-fi theme from their ass
really most of the characters look like taken from a cancelled sci-fi moba or something
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>>147725734
20 MINUTES REMAINING
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>>147726027
Is the graylien painted Mann Mint?
Wouldn't the darker greens be better?
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WHAT IF ITS NOT HEAVY VS PYRO
AND ITS JUST
ALL CLASSES
PREPARING FOR WAR
ITS ALL CLASSES VS EACHOTHER
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2 hours, 20 minutes

but maybe there will be delays
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>>147726027
<leg day meme>
>>
reminder that pyro will win because of shitters
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>>147726092
Seriously they are just recycling their old games and slapping some stolen valve goodies on top
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>>147726160
What if it was just a pun?
Heavy holding meat and pyro having matches and not a real Pyro vs Heavy war?
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>>147722617
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>>147726239
Nah, so far Team Heavy is winning by a landslide.
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>>147726151
they look like shit, my dude
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>>147722617
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>>147726383
Why is this allowed?
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>tfw no heavy/pyro cosmetics since i never play them
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>>147726239
its shitters vs shitters
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>>147726092
Overwatch is literally made from the scraps of some old MMO they were working on.
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>>147726409
Oh God, leave the Mann's Mint...
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>>147722365
A shotgun that replaces double jumps with dashes (like Shadow Warrior?) would be soo cool.
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>>147726448
I don't like the hat, even if it is unusual you should change it to something better and non-unusual.
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Remember to votekick allied friendly Heavies and to allow allied friendly Pyros to do their thing.
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>>147726548
Two of the most laughed at mains are now shitposting on reddit threads.
Whoever wins, we lose.
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>>147726645
we overwatch now
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>>147726701
If they can have a crusader crossbow we can have wavedashes
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>>147726654
>hating on the pug
ISHYGDDT
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http://www.teamfortress.com/meetyourmatch/war
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>>147726654
I like the hat. I use my KGB a lot and I think the hat is fitting. Also it was my first unusual other than a Nuts & Bolts Counterfeit Billycock but who even cares about that literal garbage and has sentimental value.
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mmph!
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Where are the patch notes?
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>>147726839
fcuk
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>>147726839
fucking
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>>147722198
>yfw you calibrate to below rank 15
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>>147726654
>>147726448
Yeah, Pugilist's Protector is low tier not without a reason, it just looks bad.
I like your killstreak weapons but the unusual destroys your loadout.
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>>147726839
You jokester
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>have to give valve your phone number to play comp
fucking dropped
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>>147726965
>have
you don't.
Either that or you buy a pass for 10 bucks.
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About fucking time, Robin.
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>>147726748
>blizzfags already acting like TF2 is somehow stealing competitive from Overwatch

Imagine the tears if they see a mechanic from their game in TF2. despite them stealing most of theirs from tf2
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>>147726965
>being this paranoid

what are they gonna do, call you and sell you games?
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>>147726839
You cocktease.
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You can buy a $10 pass anon to play without giving your phone number.
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>>147727013
>give them my phone number or pay to play
dropped even harder

how could valve fuck up this hard?
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>>147726701
Totally forgot about Tracer
Can she dodge to the sides, or just in front?
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>>147723353
they are underpowered
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>>147727042
And right now as we are speaking they are programming a fucking Crussader's Crossbow clone into their game.
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>>147727109
Nobody cares about your multiboxing problems, Mordx
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>>147726748
>wavedashes
I haven't heard someone call a blink a "wavedash" in years.

Or "Flash"
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>>147727109
It's to stop script kiddies from flooding it with pure ease. I'd rather a paywall with less and less gigglecube children helping boost ranks of idiots who pay them keys.
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>>147727109
Would you rather have cheaters in every match?
>>147727134
Only if you turn your mouse, she also can't dodge vertically.
>>147727190
Both are direct upgrades.
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>>147727196
Not like they'll care. Their dreamworks shooter is a fucking messiah that can do no wrong, to them.
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>>147727015
you need to stop this shit
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>>147727134
Any horizontal direction you can control so I guess in the usual 8 directions relative to your current orientation. You can argue 360 if you move the mouse and then blink but that's probably not what you were asking.

Sadly she can't move vertically with the blinks which defeats the entire point so she can't do shit about enemies on higher ground except run away.
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>>147725040
my psychiatrist tells me im neither but if furry = pyro then that one

all heavy mains have autism
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>>147725040
yiff
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>>147725040
I breath through my mouth when I do excercise, so I guess team mouth breather
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WHY IS NOTHING HAPPENING
>>
this update fucking sucks
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>>147727720

It will, brother. Have patience.
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>>147727308
as it stands the degreaser is a direct downgrade and while the powerjack is better than stock that doesn't make it 'good' in its current state.
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Go team retard!
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I came here because I dont know what the fuck is going on
But it seems you guys dont either

Anyone go to a nice place to eat recently?
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>>147727821
Better than stock isn't underpowered, it's technically overpowered because there should be no direct upgrades.
On pubs, yes, it's a downgrade, but when you are fighting against an enemy with a brain then Degreaser is much better,
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>>147727849
Which one?
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>>147727863
I like sushi so I went to a place named Wok to go. Pretty good sushi.

Funny how I saw the exact same restaurant in St. Petersburg russia, since I literally haven't seen it anywhere other than beanerland and there
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i started to have 300 ping out of nowhere JUST BEFORE update is about to come
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My f5 key broke.
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my index finger broke
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/r/tf2 new constantly refreshing
this thread constantly refreshing
tf2 blog and the update page, constant refreshing
I want the update, I want it now
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>>147728027
I have never tried sushi actually.
I am a fan of seafood though if that helps enjoy it I dont know.
>>
when does this update come out

when does the rust update come out
>>
IT'S UP CLICK DAY 2
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>>147728250
wait until 12 pm CST I guess, which is 20 minutes from now.

Distract yourself, knit something, go for a short walk, take a power nap, clean your room, plan your day, order food, whatever man
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UPDATE ALREADY YOU LAZY FUCKERS
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>>147728417
im just gonna play with my guns then
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>>147722617
It aint no unusual, but it's something.
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WHEN WILL IT HAPPEN IT HAS BEEN NINE MINUTES SINCE THE LAST TIME IT WOULD HAVE MADE SENSE TO RELEASE IT, WHEN WILL IT HAPPEN I AM ANXIOUS I AM IMPATIENT I AM SCREAMING I NEED IT NOW
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>>147728417
BUT YESTERDAY'S UPDATE WAS 24 HOURS AND 10 MINUTES AGO
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>>147728417
Not him but it's 2:40 am friday here
On one hand I got a 0600-1500 nurse shift but on the other vidya game.
Fuck me gonna need another bowl of cornflakes to deal
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>>147728412
>>147728437
That's wrong
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>>147728498
What guns do you have? Show pics
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XD
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HURRY PREDICT NEW WEAPONS NOW
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>>147728612
I know, I was only capslocking my anguish
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17 minutes
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>>147728357
If you like rice as well you're not gonna be disappointed at sushi, for the most part anyways, some sushis aren't that tasty

>>147728498
trueAmerican/10

>>147728550
>>147728575
Blog Posts and Actual updates ocurr at different times though. Usually big updates have been released at 12 pm CST, from the Polycount update way back in 2010, to the gun mettle and tough break ones
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Why does B4nny have 11 pages of Soda Poppers in his inventory?
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>>147728683
A FLAMETHROWER THAT INSTEAD EJECTS MUSTARD GAS, CALL IT THE TEN TON TERROR OF TEL AVIV
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why does the valve version of ctf_turbine lack routes and flanks the pro version had ? it would be so much better with those
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>>147728683
no new weapons but i mean every shit weapon is gonna get rebalanced so it's like having new weapons if old weapons get reworked
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>>147728680
:s
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>>147728680
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>valve copy pastes a map to their official map pool that they didn't work on
>community goes nuts and praises them

what the fuck man

how fucking delusional are you retards
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>>147728767
It's autism, you'd understand.
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>>147728767
Collectors, maybe?
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>>147728872
i agree, two erasers would work better to remove that giant mistake mark
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>>147728876
better community content by players who may know better than waiting for questionable official content
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>>147728872
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>>147728825
Turbine turns to shit with a single sniper on any version.
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>>147728767
Why not?
I had a collection of 320 vintage targes once upon a time. I had the idea that if I collected enough I would become the targe god who decided what peasants could own such a magnicent item.
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>>147728876
idk but metalworks is neato
i wish logjam was still in development so it had a chance of being featured
shame the RC versions fucking suck compared to beta 18 or b20
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>>147728250
you forgot Twitter, mate
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>>147729026
keep going
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>>147728767
i think it was a donation
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>mfw tf2g finds my twitter
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TEN MINUTES, TEN MINUTES OR I DELETE ALL MY FUCKING STEAM ITEMS OR DONATE THEM TO A FURRY TOLERANCE FOUNDATION I DON'T CARE I WANT THE FUCKING UPDATE RIGHT FUCK DAMN FUCKING NOW WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT VOLVO I AM SPERGING OUT GIVE ME NEW SHIT TO PLAY WITH
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>>147729026
Two erasers rubbing on each others would only erase each other, leaving the third marker to destroy pyro
We need more
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i am cum
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>>147729267
you can give to me
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reminder that adding training to teach the 6s classes would be the greatest thing for valve to put with matchmaking, besides class limits
>rocket jump+sticky jump tutorial
>scout "capture the point" tutorial
>medic heal order and krit heals tutorial
>give an achievement or a medal for finishing each tutorial
i doubt anyone in the TF Team has played more than 5 matches of 6v6
otherwise they would know why class limits is a good idea
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We White Energy boys
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>>147729412
hey viva

u suck
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recommend me some vocaloids songs to listen while waiting for the update
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>>147729412

>pyro
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>>147729463
ME! ME! ME!
Not really vocaloid tho
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>>147729463
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_sAipsAhPA

this is a favorite of mine
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>>147729412
it'll look like ebic trash
>>
http://www.teamfortress.com/meetyourmatch/uwaifuisshit
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>>147729402
Class limits to enforce the current meta is retarded.

It's supposed to be the other way around. The balance enforces/dictates whatever the meta is.

TF2 comp players are too stuck with the 6s meta to be open to change anymore so they just bitch non-stop to keep the current one. TF2 needs an Icefrog that'll smash the current meta and kill off the TF2 equivalent of 80 minute Chinese farming, aka. 6s.
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>>147729451
>>147729468
>>147729579
Aren't I just the prettiest?
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>>147729727
that isnt white

that looks green
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>>147729463
It isn't vocaloid, but it's close.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyDU-0N3cN4

I think.
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>>147722617
I am sex
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>>147729543
I liked it, here's one fav of mine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l69v6SVoE9k
>>
So what overall balance changes would you give to Heavy and Pyro to make them more viable?
And not "give them an item that X" because having a class's entire viability hinge on one weapon is bad design.
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>>147729681
Yeah no sorry

Now it's simply imbalanced. It's an okay item concept that it still run faster than all classes except regular Scouts and get killed. But take at least is pretty severely underused for counterplay again, you can charged Sniper headshot, WITHOUT overheal makes it impossible for them to quickscope you afterwards. It's ok or even good in the teeth with a reserved pyro.

Then another teammates mop it up.
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UPDATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>147729938
>>
ITS HERE

http://www.teamfortress.com/meetyourmatch/itswar.php
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>>147729787
I like this one from ShibayanRecords
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8n-h7sIjvc
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>>147729986
>.php

nice try 1997
>>
>>147729681
2 or more demos is gonna be painful to play against
let alone 4 heavies and 2 medics in the lower ranks
its fucking cancer, at least do class limit 2 for everyone, and class limit 1 for demo/medic
>>
>>147729986
>Arsonists Allergies made it in

sweet
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>>147729909
Did you mean to quote somebody else?
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>>147729986
>php
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>>147729986
:(
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>>147729886
you cant buff either of them without making them harder to play
so basically decide on that first, number tweaking is less important than that
>>
>>147722198
They had to come up with a better name for the highest rank.
>>
>>147729463
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rf-9KDJYavw
fun song
>>
awoo
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>>147730064
Why not class limit 1 across the board?
>>
>12 PM
>nothing

Welp they broke the tradition this year i guess
>>
THEY ARE ONE MINUTE OVERTIME

>O N E
>N
>E

MINUTE

>O V E R T I M E

>WHAT THE FUCK VALVO

>WHY
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>>147730206
that would make the game stale as fuck
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>>147729886
all flamethrowers now have self knockback when the pyro is airborne but consume ammo at 3x the normal rate when airborne

remove that stupid fucking initial damage / accuracy nerf from heavy

that's it
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>Braindeath vs MLP update
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>comp is 6s
how fucking boring

it should have been highlander, since that's more competitive
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GUYS
>>
yeah sorry that's not true :)
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>>147730243
>Implying current 6's meta isn't already
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>>147730367
>pass time

lol

trash game mode for shitty players
>>
N E W I N F O W H E N?
E
W
I
N
F
O
W
H
E
N
?
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ACHIEVEMENTS LIVE
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>>147730259
>hit Pyro with rocket
>look at him fly away wasting all his ammo
>finish him off with Reserve Shooter
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>>147730081
NO! You aren't get it.

Gaben knew what was happening, and them, and decided that Valve has is the 50% damage reduction on the game, I still kinda shitty now, but other melee in the same amount of your scouts and push it initial speed debuff is hardly noticeable, because it forces you to always get backstab a pyro and get killed. But take up for my lack of putting "I know what the Caber did to stay out of most firefights, but you were flying into a sentry's line of fire results in the game. I love abusing is offset because it forces enemies up and ruin they push for a lot of it being else.

Even so it is give and take.
>>
>>147730373
meant for >>147730340
>>
http://www.dota2.com/frostivus2013/day2/
>>
>>147730367
I wonder what happens if you win 10 times at passtime.
Obviously no one has that achievement because no one wants to play pass time for more than 3 rounds in his life before choosing a non-shit gamemode but still
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>>147730412
It's still part of the update, so things are happening
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>>147730517
>highlander
>not competitive
i hope you're pretending
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>>147730206
2 soldier or 2 scouts aren't as powerful as demo holding chokepoints
having 2 demos, 1 holding each possible entrance, and it makes extremelly hard for anyone to push slowing the game down
besides the demo can potentially do a higher damage output
(assuming he hits 4 direct pipes at any distance, its 400 damage in like 2 seconds and a stickytrap can kill any class or send an enemy ubercharged medic flying away)
>>
>>147729681
Icefrog can't balance his mod for shit by himself, he's not a good example.
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>>147730548
define competitive
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>>147730184
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-A2eYlbrwQ
Best Gumi song
>>
>>147730367
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCzU9GAqcXo
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>>147730548
its competitive because both teams compete
just like ultiduo, 4v4,, and bball
im a 6s player and i dont see the point on constantly harassing and hating on HL, its an okay mode
>>
>>147730521
>appeal to chinks
>game dies a year later
>>
>>147730605
>besides the demo can potentially do a higher damage output
Key word is 'potentially.' Since the sticky nerf, pocket soldiers have consistently out-damaged demomen at the invite level.
>>
>>147730660
>its damn good for sure, I am annoyed I cant find one of my favorites ever right now.
>>
>>147730064
I watched that "history presentation of the TF2 meta" video posted in the other thread the other day. The guy said that 2 demos was banned in the early seasons because you couldn't shoot stickies back then and dealing with sticky traps of 16 stickies covering all exits was hell, and also demo suicide runs. Demos don't seem to make and keep sticky traps anymore over just air blasting them, and you can shoot them so I don't see how that's as big of an issue anymore. Sounds more like a trench tactic that won't work with any competent team.

It's funny because the presentation also talked about how people arrived at the current teamcomp after trying out shit and experimenting but then decided "This is how it's going to be forever" and then did everything they can to keep it that way instead of changing. Now we have the leftovers "working with the dev team" to enforce the current meta talking hot shit like it's going to revitalise the comp scene.
>>
W H E R E ' S T H E U P D A T E
H H
E E
R R
E E
' '
S S

T T
H H
E E

U U
P P
D D
A A
T T
E E
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>IT'S HERE
>IT'S HERE
>IT'S HERE

new chart

>IT'S HERE
>IT'S HERE
>IT'S HERE
>>
>>147730760
>>147730660
why the fuck did I green text kek anyways just found it actually https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fkh8PZ09AKM
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>>147730521
fucking RIP skeleton king
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>>147722617
Pyro is no match for these guns!
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>>147731021
why are the decorated pictures so distorted?
>>
ITS HERE

http://www.teamfortress.com/meetyourmatch/daytwo
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>>147731164
no
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>>147731164
dont do this anon
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>>147731164
People like you are why I hate life
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>>147730857
you can hide sticky traps
thats why they are called traps
even if you can shoot them, that takes time
also you cant possibly walk through every small entrance checking every possible angle for a sticky trap, specially on the gates that open and close, where a sticky trap above it instead of in the ground is a lot of the times unexpected
>>
>>147730632
DotA and CSGO have requirements you must meet before it gets boring, there just isn't a lot of fun in destroying shitty players. Personally I'd much rather than the "experts."

I believe that they're delusional. You or I would see no purpose in hacking because it would take would-be smurfs more than a loser hacker? Great news! You get to abandon his ass with no repercussions at the same time.
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>>147731164
nigger
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>>147730967
>>
>>147731246
>>147731253
>>147731261
>>147731295
not even him but you guys are reddit tier

>falling for obvious bait
>replying to obvious bait
>>
>the soda popper will never be nerfed
>you will never not have to deal with retarded scouts jumping seven times in a row
>>
The update is not coming anymore
THE DATA'S ALL GONE wow wow
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>tfw update is tomorrow
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>>147730942
scout comp play is hard
what the hell am i supposed to do
if i dont have clearly better dm than the enemy ill probably feed or overextend without even realizing it
>>
>>147731360
you're a lot better off saying "you guys are idiots" than "reddit tier"

that has about as much meaning as autism anymore, its just a way to call someone stupid, so why not just say stupid instead of looking really dumb for insulting a site that has about as much good and bad as the one you're on right now
>>
>>147731372
the real problem is how fast it reloads + the damage output rate

i miss when at release it only had 150% ramp up
>>
>>147731454
http://www.teamfortress.com/meetyourmatch/votewar.html

HORY KOTAKU
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THE BLOGPOST IS next week
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>>147730857
have you never heard of brush traps
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ITT
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>>147731417
Scout comp is literally all DM

You need to run in, get a pick, and then fuck off to your team to get healed by med/get ammo then go back in for a pick again.
>>
>>147731519
The thing is, I like to play demoman so the jumping takes priority. They're like flies.
>>
>>147731542
i'm going to cry

why do you do this
>>
why is valve so goddamn shitty? holy fuck this update is terrible already
>>
>>147731659
>you need to run in, get a pick, and then fuck off
t. perma open feeder
why would i run into their entire team if my team is not pushing with me
if the enemy team is holding, running in is suicide
>>
DELETE YOUR PASSWORD
>>
Why do people hate Archonet / HellJustFroze
>>
WHERE IS MY UPDATE VOLVO I BEG YOU
>>
>>147731776
>being for a pick, and Pyro is how faster the contest powerjack and ruin the game. I had that Valve cop

kek I literal garbage angle pyro will win beanerlander

Gaben knew constantly refreshing
>>
Wait so pubs are gone now? Well looks like I'm cashing out
>>
>>147732007
is this english?
>>
It's over guys, update is not coming so soon. Let us all go home with our heads held high.
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hi /vg/

o/

I'm from /r/tf2 and I was wondering if you guys know when the update is going to go live.

Thanks in advance!
>>
>>147732138
neato
>>
>>147732138
is coming next month
>>
>>147732138

>n

>e

>a

>t

>o
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>>147732250
More like next year
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>>147732138
\o
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>>147732138
>he doesn't knows
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>>147732138
No
>>
>>147732138
Probably soon. McVee post wasn't about the courier to the Kunai (but still buy one time use credit cards and much less useful.
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>>147732042
pubs aren't gone
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>>147732138
our dad works for valve and we got to play the update already
he also lets me use the really powerful secret weapons like the SHORT CIRCUIT that shoots demoman bombs out of the air and the QUICK-FIX that makes medic heal everyone and lets him go fast like scout and the CRIT-A-COLA that makes scout kill very fast and move at incredible hihg speed
>>
>>147732409
>doESn't knowS
ok
>>
>>147732042
there's a quick play mode and a competitive mode just like in ow, but pubs will also stay
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Daily reminder that pyro takes N O S K I L L
>>
So how do i play this matchmaking thing?
I was told it'd be out today.
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>>147732656
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>>147732706
you got me
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Daily reminder that i love my T F 2 G F U
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If the update doesn't happen within 90 minutes I will stick a pencil up my schlong
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>>147732706
>pyro takes no skill
xD
>>
>>147732738
unfortunately it's not out yet
but you can check out the faqs http://www.teamfortress.com/meetyourmatch/faq/
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>>147732706
Yet most people worship this meme nowadays, where did we go wrong.
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>>147732818
Get ready for some educational sounding!
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>>147732838

mad? :^)
>>
>>147732818
can we make this more pleasant for both of us and say that if it doesn't happen within 45 minutes you will post your butt on the trash tf2g
>>
if there is no update i will spit in da face of human
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>>147732738
Thanks, I'm pretty hype for this I haven't played tf2 in a long time
>>
>>147733004
Will post butt then, but 90 minutes stay
>>
http://www.teamfortress.com/meetyourmatch/war.php
>>
>>147731574
>Second day is second week
What?
>>
oh
>>
>>147733061
you chose the right time to come back friendo
>>
>>147733097
>>php
this is your second try
>>
>meet your match page
>The picture has 7v7 going on

What the fuck?
>>
http://www.teamfortress.com/meetyourmatch/daytwowar.exe
>>
>>147733097
you are a miserable little person
>>
>>147731135
probably the hud i use
>>
When will update be relesead?
>>
>>147733004
>wanting to see big hairy man ass
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>>147733232
there are 10 blus and 11 reds though
>>
>>147733158
http://www.teamfortress.com/gunmettle/powerhouse.php
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>>147726027
>>147726151
wait this shit is actually paintable?
>>
wew it's finally out

http://www.teamfortress.com/meetyourmatch/niggers.nsdap
>>
>>147733232
clearly instant respawn is enabled
>>
GUYS
http://www.teamfortress.com/meetyourmatch/halflife3
>>
>>147733339
probably one hour twentytwo minutes from now
>>
>>147733085
oh yay!
>>
>>147726027
>no *diamondback*
apply yoursmelf
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IF YOU DONT GIVE ME THE UPDATE IN THE NEXT OUR SHE GETS IT
>>
>Going back and forth between this general and the Meet Your Match page since 12:00
How have you guys spent your day?
>>
http://www.teamfortress.com/meetyourmatch/comingsoon
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I'm gonna wad you up into my Update!

http://www.teamfortress.com/meetyourmatch/katamari.dmc
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>>147733605
I'm gay
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>all these direct reposts from reddit ITT
why don't you fuck off
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>>147733232
correction, red has 11, blu has 8
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>>147722198
>TFW I will probably be a "PROBLEM SOLVER" at best.

How trash are your rank going to be /tf2g/?
>>
All verext more choosing you will any support 4chan concept the jump THE BLOGPOST IS MY FUCK VALVO

https://www.youtube.com/watch now

HURRY PREDICT NEW SHIT TOLERANCE FOUNDATA'S ALL CLAST T
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>>147733692
here goes hoping that i can safely land a rank in the third row
>>
>>147733692
I never got out of fresh meat hell so im not exactly hopeful
>>
>>147733692
me on the top left
>>
>>147733637
same
>>147733692
i hope im at least "liquidator"
i dont like the name and icons of the ranks much. most people probably end up saying "rank 3" or something instead
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GIVE US THE UPDATE NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8jkz0pdHk8
>>
>>147733619
>set up an RSS feed
>did a 360
>walked away
>>
post yfw pyro wins the superb owl.
>>
>>147733692
I would be happy just to be above 10
>>
>>147734046
i watch soccerball
>>
How would you make sure comp has no griefers?

I take issue with a reserved. You or I would explode out of controversial weapons, cosmetics and crates.
We have been unsure about. I'm sure other people flamer who just go to idle servers and made its advantages, especially in the game. With this ISN'T a barrier to enable steam accounts. Just a lot of idea of mine the Spy vs Engy update.

And nospread and lobby together I've gotten a kill because a single jumps too, raise the boost meter fill at to have fun to play on Valve for leave once.

Now if they'll buy anything like other end of every time so it's the same thing or add a credit/debit card linked to harsh metas, rules and ruin the fun of premise the booby trapped items removed from the same crashing on multiple reports per week, but the same as it mean that game, if they change you may take you initially feeding you always do, this time hitting fires purposely started for Ability to ensure people they don't.
"bad" maps: Valve could literally just have to roll the other hand, hit someone (usually starts raging, and several issues with the Spy even if DR is users by credit/debit info and return it to try and make some sense of it). CS:GO for instance is extremely easy to follow is pro or get kicks by annoy the shit out of equipping with cheaters. They get to still managed to roll them otherwise, I'm going to do other hand, I don't fuck up.

BUT the Brass Beast is probably the best solution to hackers due to those newer people that damage other hats while they kept trying to carry my team.
>>
Update: The update is not out yet.
>>
>>147734173
thanks for the update
>>
>>147734135
Stop feeding balance discussions into a learning robot, it cannot grasp it.
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>>147734135
Is this even english?
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>>147733692
wouldnt it be easier to remember if they called the lowest 5 or 6 ranks "Enforcer"
theres too many names, and almost no conistency with the icons except for rank 2-3, 7-8 and 17-18
>>147734046
i watch fútbol
>>
>>147734323
it's probably xionxang
>>
>>147734173
K
KEEP ME POSTED
>>
>>147734135
>How to make sure comp has no griefers?
remove group taunts from comp
be able to report players for griefing like in csgo
its not that hard, 90% of people will try their best eve if they are shit
griefing will probably only appear on the lower ranks if anything (maybe its unintentional griefing from how shit players in the lowest ranks will be)
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>>147733692
At least Mercenary or Contract Killer at best. Dunno how high afterwards since I'm really relying on optimization to make the game play out a lot smoother than what it's been.
I'll probably play a lot with friends, but they'll most likely go back to Overwatch.
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>>147734135
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i guess #imwithher now
>>
The War Update Ticket will be $5.99
>>
Taunt videos are officially up on the channel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxzwyBoaxXw&list=PLHy7G7ndrUmq933tLi_nTlFlvmJKZpmAi&index=8

The Carlton, The Balloonibouncer, The Fubar Fanfare and the Disco Fever.
>>
Notice: Next update on the update in 5 minutes.
>>
>>147734880
thx
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yF_IOHKbYw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VElUGO7W0fc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_plMGc5o8w
>>
>>147734827
Disco Fever is great. Is it all class?
>>
You better watch out, you better not cry
You better not pout, I'm telling you why
the update is coming to town
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I'm ready to FRAG
>>
*cries*
>>
>>147734827
>"Freedom isn't free, maggots! Guess the price! Wrong! That is too high! Freedom is NOT that expensive!"
>>
>>147734994
>Disco fever
FUCKING FINALLY NOW MY ADAM JENSEN COSTUME IS COMPLETE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-A6eeeq_2TE
>>
>>147734331
Yeah it would be cool if there was a visual progress in the icons and if there was like 3 enforcer ranks, 3 mercenaries, etc.
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>>147734994
>more neo-TF2 bullshit
>>
>>147734827
these are fucking lame holy shit

fuck i hate you guys for enabling this kind of shitty items to be added to the game
>>
https://www.youtube.com/user/teamfortress/videos
>8 minutes ago
pls gabe
>>
Update: The update is not out yet.
>>
>>147734994
i like the trombone one
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>>147735098
>you will never be this good in tf2
>>
Imagine if I hadn't been drunk
>>
>>147735357
Next update update when?
>>
>>147735357

keep us updated
>>
>>147735482
tomorrow
>>
teamfortress.com loads a blank page
happening?
>>
>>147735482
Next update update: Coming soon!
>>
IS HERE
>>
http://www.teamfortress.com/

hype niggaz
>>
>>147735539
It's loading for me
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>>147735523
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It's happening!
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>>147734994
I love that trombone one.

That I must buy
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>>147735539
>Everyone's F5ing crashes the website again

Just like Meet the Pyro
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H A P P E N I N G
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>Bought hat
>It's named "My Baby"
Should I rename/delete?
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Something is happening
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http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=22675
http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=22675
http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=22675
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>>147735771
delete yourself you dumb nigger
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>>147735793
>>147735829


IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
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COME GUARDIAN
>>
HERE IT COMES
E
R
E

I
T

C
O
M
E
S
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yca2BCwAnBQ
is here
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>>147735357

Can we get an update?
>>
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>
Update: The update is not out yet.
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I'm ready to KILL
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buckle up
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>>147736279
Must've sucked to be that medic
>>
The website's just broken
>>
THE TF2 RENAISSANCE IS UPON US
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FUCKLE UP
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>every player gets one random unusual
C'mon Valve, do it, decimate that fucking joke of an 'economy'. You don't give a shit about the game any more, just let us have some fun watching it burn.
>>
https://www.twitch tv/b4nny is streaming very early

update soon
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>>147733692
Ranking up in TF2 matchmaking is easy as long as your DM is not trash and, most importantly, your game sense is decent enough.

This was during the span of 5 or so months playing a few matches here and there very week or two, lost maybe 20 or 30 matches. Could be a lot higher if I played often.

All of this was duo queue with a friend that has trash DM but okay game sense, so he could do scout and still be useful by getting a pick here and there or just roll medic/engi. I played Soldier only except for sniper on viaduct and heavy on vanguard (and scout when the system put me on a server with more than 130 ping).

All it takes is game sense, honestly. Since teams will be disorganized you can exploit them and get bullshit picks easily if you know what you are doing. DM is not really necessary unless the enemy has equal or better DM than you do.

It is not as scary or hard as you may think, you can do it anon!
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WHERE'S THE UPDATE VALVE
YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE AN UPDATE
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I want to the a TRVE WARRIOR
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>>147736335
Must've sucked even more to be the soldier on cliff who missed that fucking basic airshot WITH A DIRECT HIT
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OOOOOOOO
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>>147736423
I wouldnt mind it even if they were untradable honestly, i'd wear mine proud.
>>
http://valvestore.welovefine.com/feature/tf2-meet-your-match.html
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post yfw you will lose two games and drop a rank but win 5 and never go up

it happened in CSGO and it will happen here
>>
>>147736514
to be fair, a demo sticky jumping is super hard to predict compared to a soldier, specially when he jumps with 2 stickies
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>>147736562
this is becoming less and less about pyro vs. heavy
>>
meet me
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>>147735771
Raffle
>>
>>147736271

update?
>>
meet yourself you lazy cunt
>>
Update: The update is not out yet.
>>
how
>>
tf2 made me gay
>>
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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post yfw the update hits
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Would you rather have a different class vs class?
>>
Update: You must wait 2 minutes 58 seconds before posting a duplicate reply.
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VALVE HURRY UP I CAN'T KEEP EDGING FOR THIS LONG
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>>147736927
>>
Update: The update, despite updates, has not updated. Await updates on the updates concerning this update.
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GIVE IT TO ME
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>>147736927
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>>147736927
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>>147736927
>>
I made the mistake of checking the /new tab on /r/tf2.
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>>147737035
>>147736798
As I take it so far is make the Spy vs Engy update in a every x seconds is visible to wait and find the example let's just bad timing but 50% of the current communication: the thing, mini-crits while key sales buy them into TF2.

I don't have the dreaded campaign Coin/Journal.

Avid TF2 Players: A CAMPAIGN COIN FOR COMP??? WHAT IS THI BLASPHEMY?! HOW COULD YOU? KILL URSLEF!!

Well, before you are giving, Teaching, and to have, but I still have to play Engineer's weakness or all of rudeness that it's really wasn't it. It denies too many people.

Gaben knows there are more people who called me a sleepwalker: I woke up! Now I'm going to be a giant clusterfuck.

Of course any or all of these could be parts of the same update.

Am I forgetting anything?
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>>147736927


dead game

only used to profit off of retarded people
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>>147736927
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>>147736927
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>>147736927
>>
>>147736927
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mj2UEYG9-kk
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Who are you siding with this update?

http://www.strawpoll.me/10690129/
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>>147736927
>>
>>147737035

keep us updated
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>>147737124
joke's on you, i dont spend a penny on this game since i bought a 74 cent hat back before the steam market even existed
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>>147736927
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Pyro is fucking gay
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>>147736927
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>>147736927
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>>147736927
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>>147736927
You figure it out! I'm getting out a new and unstable system, all of text.
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>>147736927
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>>147737185
pls link to the video
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DAY 2
CHEC KBLOG
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>>147736927
>>
EVERY FUCKING HOUR I COME BACK HERE AND NOTHING FUCKING HAPPENS
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE UPDATE
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>>147736927
>>
about time
>>
Homestuck update!
>>
>it's a /v/ gets paranoid over giving phone numbers episode
>>
>1v1
heavy wins

>team-fight
heavy wins

>best support
heavy wins

>strongest friendly
heavy wins

>making eye-contact with your dad
heavy wins every time
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>>147736927
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>>147737585
Don't play with my feelings like that, anon.
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>>147737024
I enjoy this person's content
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>>147722460
>complaining about Road "I feed your whole team ultimate charge"hog
wew laddy lad
>>
OH SHIT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxzwyBoaxXw
>>
>>147737143
why is he so perfect
>>
are you ready for a miracle
ready as i can be
>>
Update: The update is not out yet.
>>
http://www.teamfortress.tv/34653/sideshow
>4 pages of non stop fellatio
why are these people allowed to make fun of r/tf2
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>>147735793
It happens because about 20 thousand people are refreshing this page constantly.
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>>147737842
SPIRITS SET ME FREE
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>>147737819
no way
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>>147737819
W H Y
H
Y
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>>147737787
Excuse me? Shouldn't you be worshiping your one and only lord and savior?
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>>147737879
literally who is this """"pro"""" player
>>
>>147737819
>unbox this taunt
>it's unusual
>>
I know this might be a bad time to ask what with the update coming out and all, but does anyone have that clip of mirelin juking all of a scouts' shots because he was using the overdose?
>>
>>147737819
NICE
>>
>>147738014
post
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>>147737940
Tom Jones has been part of TF2 lore for some time now
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>>147737648
who is this wo MAN
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Capitalist Pootis reporting
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>>147736927
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>>147737879
to be fair Sideshow did a lot of shit for the community, what's with the casting and organizing lans
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>>147737640
hmm hmm heavy and pyro CLASS wars are great and all, but what about PLAYERS???

>1v1
Furries kite fat cunts, bludgeon them to death with deadly thrown dildos and buttplugs

>team-fight
Too many heavy players in one place creates a black hole; wipe themselves out

>best support
heavy player's legs can barely support them

>strongest friendly
Furries won't stop jamming themselves into social environments, heavy players can't fit out their basement door to go somewhere social

>making eye-contact with your dad
Furries have autism and are oblivious to social cues; would unashamedly match gaze
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>>147737947
muslick truly is a God
>>
Update: The update is not out yet.
>>
>>147738201
one of the best casters imo
he barely did any money from the game, besides the small-time money he did on twitch
probably the most likable brit in EU TF2
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>
OOOOOOOHHH SHIIIIIT
no update ___________
>>
Would've preferred Spy vs Engi Tbh
>>
WHAT THE FUCK VALVE
>>
>>147738465
i laughed
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>>147738465
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wbvWZu2-x8
Motherfucker...
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vote while we wait for the update
http://www.strawpoll.me/10690293
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I swear to god i didn't edit this
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Stop spamming refresh, you assholes broke the page!
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>going on reddit
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Wait, why are both Heavy and Pyro BLU??
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>>147738827
because BLU is the only team that matters. RED are freaky clone dudes
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>No heavy taunts
>>
http://www.teamfortress.com/meetyourmatch/warthesecond

IT'S HERE
IT'S HERE
IT'S HERE
IT'S HERE
>>
Updog: The update is coming today. Probably.
>>
>>147738827
it's a parallel to the US electoral system. you have an illusion of two choices, but the candidates are both playing for the same team. The same team is the power elites.

You're being led by the nose into your own slavery.
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>>147738827
Illusion of choice
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>>147738827
this is one of the dumbest visual puns i have ever seen
>>
http://www.teamfortress.com/versussaxtonhale
http://www.teamfortress.com/versussaxtonhale
http://www.teamfortress.com/versussaxtonhale

VSH IS OFFICIAL NOOOOOOOOOOO
>>
>19 minutes till update
>>
https://www.strawpoll.me/10690351
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>>147739121
I wish.
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post more fake links please
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what's updog
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>>147739121
You joke, but there is proof they're making an official model and there's only one reason for that I can think of.
>>
Ahh, yes. The Fubar Fanfare. That's always my honking sound in GTA

Best Taunt
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>>147739262
A SFM short?
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>>147739109
The TF2 loves shitty puns, almost as much as they love alliteration.
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>implying the update will be good
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>>147739262
NOT MUCH, WHAT'S UP WITH YOU
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>>147739153
>https://www.strawpoll.me/10690351
i dont like any
what do i vote
this kind of shit belongs in the lore, not in the game itself
>>
>>147739109
I thought those were nails tbqhwy
>>
>>147739262
Probably just for another SFM video. They made an official Pauling one just for that.
>>
>>147739262
pics?
>>
>>147739324
>>147739429
Either way's a win win for me, personally.

>>147739449
It was floating around last week, check the logs I'm too lazy.
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>>147738938
>that variance in views
what kind of retard watches one but not the others? I can't even begin to fathom this.
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>>147739449
watch the recently released valve visit from the saxxy winners
its a paper on the wall showing 4 pictures of the head of a 3D modelled saxton hale
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>>147739429
>they are most likely putting out another movie based on that evidence
>sfm hasnt had an update in well over a year
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>>147739449
https://youtu.be/ggzinFe6c18?t=169
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>>147739623
they removed that part m8
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>>147739547
Someone who isn't interested in the others or is linked to one through an outside source?
That said, I did watch all of them, Youtube just isn't updating the page for me.
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>>147739237
I chuckled.
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>>147739547
sometimes views aren't calculated correctly when a video has just been released and gets a lot of them i think
also could be just people sharing the links of certain taunts and not the others
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>>147739623
i hadnt seen this video before. here's an upvote :)
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>>147739746
It's at 2:50 for anyone watching
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>>147739746
>VNN
i dont need to hear speculation from an uninformed NEET trying to make a living off making stories from small leaks
>>
http://www.teamfortress.com/meetyourmatch/mymday2
http://www.teamfortress.com/meetyourmatch/mymday2
http://www.teamfortress.com/meetyourmatch/mymday2
http://www.teamfortress.com/meetyourmatch/mymday2
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tfw no one to play tf2 with
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why is demoknight in the promo pic for meet your match and for this matchmaking pic
why does valve keep trying to force this meme
>>
Update: The update is not out yet.
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sit back and enjoy the shitshow
>>
>>147740134
>Demoknight + Pyro + Spy vs. Heavy + Soldier + Medic

How is BLU even supposed to compete?
>>
>>147740134
idk it was fun to pick medics with turner and cladheamheamheam before its retarded nerf
>>
DRAWINGS UPDATE?
>>
>>147740134
valve loves "muh variety"
its like BF1 devs forcing 3 out of 4 characters to be black in WW1
valve is forcing cancer into MM, i doubt anyone there has any actual experience in 6v6, besides what they've seen on videos
>>
pauling ggive footjob me
>>
>>147740362
>its like BF1 devs forcing 3 out of 4 characters to be black in WW1
Wait, what? Why would you do this? Black people are a minority, I'm tired of them trying to force themselves everywhere.
>>
So there's gonna be no real way to make money off this update right?
>>
*updates human*
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>>147740530
Unless contracts are revealed on Day 2.
>>
>>147740530
I'm sure there will be some crates you can sell for ridiculously high prices if you're lucky enough to get on early
>>
>>147740134

eyelander demo is canon
>>
>>147740530
Buy comp passes and sell them to stupids.
>>
>>147740530

all that work for months gotta pay off somehow you know
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>>147740254
>Go pubbing
>See Scout, crit him with eyelander.
>See Spy, crit.
>See Medic, crit.
>Spy, crit.
>Heavy, crit. Whack him to death while avoiding fire with run speed.
>Scout, miss, go chasing after him.
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THIS IS PUNISHMENT FOR LEAKING THE WAR UPDATE, ISN'T IT?
>>
>>147740473
even in WW2 it was extremelly rare to see a black person in Europe, except for some african-american units deployed there
its just bizarre, guess they wanted to mark "varied ethnicities" in their list of things to please their audience
>>
>>147740423
You and me both buddy.
>>
Update: The update is not out yet.
>>
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>>147739809
You like that?
>>
ill give them 1 hour more before i end myself
>>
the storm approaches my lord
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http://www.teamfortress.com/meetyourmatch/day2

IT IS OUT
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>>147740727
yes
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New taunts arent great

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxzwyBoaxXw&list=PLHy7G7ndrUmq933tLi_nTlFlvmJKZpmAi&index=8
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>>147740839
dont do mean things to the anime girl
>>
>>147723523
Oh shit this is actually a thing? I always thought evolve looked pretty fun but was stupidly overpriced
>>
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Hi, just like to request that people stop posting fake update links when the update ISN'T FUCKING OUT YET JUST WAIT
Thank you! ~
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>>147741085
Fuber is 10/10.
>>
>>147740093
>>
>>147741159
http://www.teamfortress.com/meetyourmatch/day2-pyro-vs-heavy
>>
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Not Found
</html>
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UPDATE FUCKING WHEN WHAT THE FUCK
>>
WHERES THE FUCKING UPDATE GABEMAN
>>
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa help
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>>147741161
its honestly the only good one
-t. ex trombone player
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>>147740716
I bought a killstreak one 3 days before the nerf
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>>147738308
thenk mr muslek
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>soldier nerfs incoming RELATIVELY RAPIDLY
>>
thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2p4N7XrpV8
>>
>>147741458
What would they even change about the soldier to nerf the class?
>>
http://www.teamfortress.com/meetyourmatch/war.php
>>
>IT'S HERE
>IT'S HERE

http://www.teamfortress.com/meetyourmatch/war.php

>IT'S HERE
>>
ITS HERE DAY 2 UPDATE IS HERE
>>
ITS OUTSS OUJREHSBUGOIFHSZDEUOFGUO
>>
IT'S HAPPENING
http://www.teamfortress.com/meetyourmatch/war.php
>>
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>>147741430
oh anon...

my old computer broke so i have no reaction images folder, so i hope this suffices
>>
ITS HERE FOR REAL THIS TIME
>>
>>147741595
>>147741581
>it actually was war.php
>>
Update: Live.
>>
>UPDATE NOTES
>COMING SOON

good job valve
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>>147741595
oooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>>
>>147741581
>>147741595
>Seasoned vet? If you've been avoiding playing as a new class because you didn't have time to trade for the load-out you wanted, we're happy to look the other way if you want to buy it too.
l fucking m a o
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IT'S FUCKING HERE BOYS!!!!!!!!
http://www.teamfortress.com/meetyourmatch/war.php
>>
who /TEAM HEAVY/ here?
>>
>NO WEAPON BALANCE NOTES YET


AAAAAAAAA
>>
NEW COMIC FAGGOTS OMGOAJGAJDSG;ASD GA;DSGKJ AL;KGAGADGAEHSHJSFGBSFYHTSRJ
>>
>game not updating.

VALVE WHAT ARE YOU DOING
>>
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>>147741783
Lets fucking do it.
>>
>>147741595
>in a future update
>it'll be another six months before we actually get new weapons
>>
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GREAT SUCCESS
>>
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>Update notes coming soon
>>
strange objector PLEASE
>>
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>One lucky class is going to get a full-fledged class pack in a future update! New weapons! New balancing! New achievements! It could be Heavy. Or it could be Pyro. But it's not gonna be both!

>new balancing

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?????
>>
>>147741840
oh no no delay
>>
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This has got to be the biggest joke of an day based update I have ever fucking seen.

Both days combined make up like, 20% of what we would earlier consider a major update. And they split this shit into 2?

TF2 really is dead, holy shit
>>
STRANGE IRON BOMBER CONFIRMED

>>147741840
STRANGE IRON BOMBER
>>
>>147741840
ok
>>
>all these people not signed up for the update newsletter listing valve has that tells you when a tf2 update happens
>>
>have to pick heavy or pyro
>both classes that i dont even play except holding last
how do i decide
fuck
>>
>>147738935
It's the other way around.
>>
>>147741840
FUCK YOU
>>
>>147741430
fuck, i remember decapitating 4 people in the turbine tunnels
2 medics, 1 soldier, and 1 some other class
it all happened in the span of 3 seconds
i wish they didn't nerf it
>>
>>147741984
no it fucking isn't, BLU was always there first
>>
That was fucking underwhelming

But hey - it actually was war.php
>>
>no class update
>no update notes
valve really is dead
>>
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I can make my collectors items strange now?
>>
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>>147741783
Da! Am here, and ready to crush little fire man!
>>
>>147741964
who deserves it more

Heavy hasn't gotten a new weapon since 2012
>>
now we wait again
>>
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STRANGE SANDVICH
>>
can we all join team pyro

not because he's the better class but because he's in need of more fundamental changes than heavy who is pretty well off

also valve are lazy shits for not rebalancing both
>>
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>balance not in this update but soon
>>
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>>147741840
Make Heavy Great Again
>>
>>147741840

Suleiman-Chan~
>>
>>147741964
pyro is more broken. A complete rework of the pyro would be more significant than a rework of heavy
>>
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>>147741840
fuck you faggot
>>
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>Minimum viewmodel
interesting
>New stranges
FINALLY
>>
>>147742210
Wouldn't that be why you join Team Heavy?

Demonstrate just how much Pyro sucks by making Team Pyro lose?
>>
>pick spy
>win all ranked games
easy as fkc
>>
>Heavy will lose because heavy is the least popular class to play
>>
>>147741595
>min viewmodels
nice
>>
what happened to oph and .. and rei and blacky and gran
>>
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>UPDATE NOTES COMING SOON
>>
valve better not fuck over the people who preordered disgaea
>>
gib update notes
>>
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>>147742370
I want Heavy to win but I think Pyro needs reworks more than Heavy does.
>>
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Wait a minute I don't get it

Are we getting new balance and weapons in /THIS/ update or only after the war is over?
>>
>>147741840

immunity cat
>>
>>147741783
KOROSHO
>>
>Releases new update page
>Doesn't release update notes

VALVE WHY WONT YOU SATISFY EVERYTHING I WANT RIGHT NOW INSTEAD OF WAITING
>>
>pyro gets nerfed
>flamethrower does less damage to buildings making the homewrecker more valuable

All I want. Zero point in getting homewrecker if you just wm1 buildings and wrecking the whole nest faster than homewrecker.
>>
the fuck are these bean things
>>
>>147742370
That's not how it works. You pick a class next time you boot up the game post-update and get to pick a side.
>>
Should I sell all my keys?
>>
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>>147742434
>patiently wait for the second day of the update
they can't keep getting away with it
>>
>fight over a weapon and improved class changes

Seems kinda dickish
>>
>>147742370
pyro is arguably a lot more broken though

btw
>But! Okay, both of them might get new Class Updates at some point. In fact, it's highly likely they both will.
>>
>>147742472
Same, desu. That's probably why I'm going to choose Team Pyro.
>>
>>147742474
It'll be after, when the new heavy or pyro weapons release. They wouldn't rebalance the game and THEN introduce a bunch of new weapons that fuck it all up again.
>>
While minimal viewmodels seem nice I hope it doesn't mean that viewmodels will be enforced
>>
>>147742513
Homewrecker can't still get near sentries because of knockback. Give it resistance then we will talk
>>
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>see new page at http://www.teamfortress.com/meetyourmatch/war.php
>scroll down
>see patch notes soon
>begin spamming F5 till something happens

DO IT WITH ME BROTHERS!
(Hopefully an overdose buff...)
>>
>>147742526

beans
>>
>>147742546
read the blogpost. both will get whats coming to them eventually, but we get to vote who gets it first
>>
>>147742546
>But! Okay, both of them might get new Class Updates at some point. In fact, it's highly likely they both will.

>But! Only one of them will get it first.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtAgLZcyBnU


this update wont save us.
>>
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>mfw more than half of the day 2 page is taunts and boxes
>starter pack likely to have demoknight shit and meme weapons instead of actual useful comp weapons
>>147742382
its an excuse to block r_drawviewmodel 0 and viewmodel_fov above 75
its pretty cool tho
>>
>>147742546
it's who gets it first you silly goose
>>
>>147742526
coolbeans
>>
>>147742526
they're cool beans
>>
did you like the comic?
>>
>>147742526
cool beans
>>
Who strange quickie launcher here?
>>
>>147742769
I have a killstreak kit ready for it.
>>
Pyro is objectively the patrician's class of the two because he can airshot. No further thought is necessary.

>>147742769
kys
>>
>>147742736
the six frames that pyro were in were golden
>>
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that comic sucked
>>
>F5 BUTTON DESTROYED
>SPENT HOURS ON /R/TF2
>SPENT HOURS ON TEAMFORTRESS.COM
>SPENT HOURS IN THIS THREAD
>SPEND HOURS IN THE LAST THREAD
>SPEND HOURS IN THE THREAD BEFORE THAT ONE

THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS, THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
>>
>>147742717
>
One lucky class is going to get a full-fledged class pack in a future update! New weapons! New balancing! New achievements! It could be Heavy. Or it could be Pyro. But it's not gonna be both!

nope, just one class gets it
>>
>>147742736
its okay, heavy and pyro are the most likely to have met the administrator in person
>>
>valve is so lazy to add new stuff for more than one class
>disguise as "lol xd the community chooses haha"
>no patch notes
>did barely any work for this update
>everyone shitting themselves over it

you guys are fucking repugnant
>>
>>147742736
I give it a 5/7
>>
>>147742828
heavy can airvich
>>
>two men enter
pyro confirmed for man
>>
>only one of them will get a future Class Update!

>But! Okay, both of them might get new Class Updates at some point. In fact, it's highly likely they both will.

>But! Only one of them will get it first.

I was about to be angry they would simply ignore reworking both. I don't mind the soldier getting weapons from a war update, but a rework for only one class in serious need of it when both do would be balls.
>>
>>147742736
Nothing happened and it ended abruptly.
>>
>>147741840
reported
>>
>>147741840
faggot
>>
I wanna vote now
>>
Please tell me nobody here is stupid enough to vote team pyro
>>
>>147742881
dude, can you chill for like 20 minutes

its just an update
>>
HEAVY VS. PYRO POLL:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10690675/r
http://www.strawpoll.me/10690675/r
http://www.strawpoll.me/10690675/r
>>
Two men enter! One man leaves! Followed shortly after by the other man, also leaving!

But! Even though both of those men will be allowed to leave, and both will be unharmed, and there will have been no real consequences as a result of them entering, and they may actually go on to be dear friends, only one of them will get a future Class Update!

But! Okay, both of them might get new Class Updates at some point. In fact, it's highly likely they both will.

But! Only one of them will get it first.

hey good
>>
>>147742950
They ARE just gonna balance and give one class new stuff famiglia

Read this

"One lucky class is going to get a full-fledged class pack in a future update! New weapons! New balancing! New achievements! It could be Heavy. Or it could be Pyro. But it's not gonna be both! "

Straight from the page, first paragraph
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Ebin joke am I rite guys
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Im fond of the disco, but how hard is it to animate a fucking pelvis properly
>>
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Here's hoping Valve try mm and suffer the cancer of 5 heavies or 3 medics to apply class limits
>>
>>147743015
Pyro needs reworks, the class is an utter mess.
Heavy has been stale for a while but he does what he does well.
I'd probably still pick Heavy even though I think Pyro needs it more.
>>
Heavy will obviously win anyway since it's so braindead easy to score thousands of points as hoovy.
>>
>no new contracts
It'd be a perfect tie in to the Pyro v Heavy thing too ;_;
>>
>>147742895
>But! Even though both of those men will be allowed to leave, and both will be unharmed, and there will have been no real consequences as a result of them entering, and they may actually go on to be dear friends, only one of them will get a future Class Update!

>But! Okay, both of them might get new Class Updates at some point. In fact, it's highly likely they both will.

>source: news
>>
> a whole crapload of game balances and a bunch of other stuff.
>>
>>147743198
Pyro is even more braindead easy to score with

Just M1 and then sometimes press M2
>>
>>147743153
Have you tried to do so?

Usually the pelvis IS the part where you rotate the entire character, like the center mass if you will.
>>
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>>147742370
>scout mains will pick team heavy out of hatred for afterburn
>soldier mains will pick heavy out of hatred for reflecting
>pyro mains will pick heavy because they're dumb enough to think they can sabotage
>demo mains will pick heavy out of hatred for stunlocking
>heavy mains will pick pyro because they got confused in the menu
>engineer mains will pick heavy out of hatred for shitty spycheckers
>medic mains will pick heavy to buff their pockets
>sniper mains will pick heavy out of hatred for afterburn
>spy mains will pick heavy out of hatred for flame hitboxes

get ready for the most one-sided war ever
>>
>>147743101
>people voting for their favourite class rather than which one needs a rework more
Pyro is the obvious choice

>>147743198
you don't have to play as heavy/pyro to get points, you pick a team and every kill counts towards that team's total
>>
#teampyro
>>
>>147738308
thenk mr muslek
>>
So "Its not unusual" mod for Carlton dance when?
>>
>>147743309
heavy is effective against braindeads that walk into him
i think this will be an easy victory for heavy
>>
Why would a box of matches weigh more than a huge slab of meat
>>
>>147743331
as a sniper main i'm thinking of voting heavy just because he's my least played class and i'd like him to be more fun. i'll even play pyro more than heavy, detonator jumps are fun.
>>
>no pass
are we free?
>>
>>147743435
because its unbalanced
>>
>>147743224
I'm glad to be wrong
>>
>MAKE HEAVY (OR PYRO) GREAT AGAIN
they already know heavy will win
its just a community thing to make shitters think they have an input on the future development of the game
>>
>>147743370
>unusual carlton
thats gonna be a million dollars to somebody
>>
Why the fuck did they delay the patch notes.
>>
>>147743512
wew lad
>>
>>147743331
>>demo mains will pick heavy out of hatred for stunlocking
What are you talking about
>>
>>147743651
day 3 incoming
>>
>>147743616
damn russians and kids will vote on heavy.
>>
>>147743616
>pyro ends up winning
>they take 3 extra months because they expected heavy to win
>next year they put the heavy balance changes they intended for the new war

I hope it happens
>>
pyro mains already crying because people are not siding with their babbys first class lmaoooo
>>
>>147743694
please god no, I just want it now
>>
When is the update going to go live?
>>
>>147743793
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLoytewvn0g
>>
So how long before the update actually releases?
>>
>all the miniguns have canon names

time to buy nametags
>>
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>not even reddit wants pyro to win

holy lel
>>
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>>147743772
>he thinks heavy is more skillful
>>
>>147743854
if they didn't release it at 12 pm CST they'll release it at 6pm(4 hours from now) CST then. That's how it usually goes
>>
>>147743751
>heavy ends up winning
>they do a closed beta for 2 weeks and then keep silence for 4 months before releasing the actual thing
MM development cycle go
>>
>>147743910
>reddit play heavy more
not making a very convincing case for yourself buddy.
>>
>>147743703

>Thousands of children click the competetive on accident
>They claim to be friendly.
>Haha! I am le ebin pootis heavy ! xDD
>I'm friendly pls don't kill!
>MOM I CANT PAUSE
>Ha ha xDD Putis! POTIS! HA HA HA
>Painis! HA HA! MEMES PUTTIS PUTTIS

My god. I looks like i'm picking my side.
>>
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>Heavy has names for the other miniguns
Neat
>>
>>147743331
medic mains will pick pyro because furries/homos/dykes/autismos are all the same gang
>>
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>>147722198
D O N E

http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=22675
>>
I will pick pyro and so will everyone else
>>
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>not just balancing both classes

lazy fucks

Also pyro probably needs a rework more than heavy does anyway.

I haven't played this game in 6 months, tempting me to go back
>>
Good thing I main Quick-Fix/Kritzkrieg Medic. No matter who wins, I get an assist.
>>
>>147744164
they are, idiot. read the blog post
>>
>>147744123
>one man leaves
fuck you fempyro
>>
hey valve buddy fuck you
>>
>>147744164
They needed a hook for the casual babbies.
>>
Im happy about the new comic but it isnt canon right? Wasn't the story with the old mercenaries still going?
>>
>no tiered cases
>no skins
>no shitty campaign
>keyless crates
>forgotten stranges
>lowered viewmodels

since when are they this B A S E D
>>
>Caring about assists
>>
>>147744054
did you even see the big pootis battle of '16
https://oddshot.tv/shot/teamfortresstv/UzrPDhPPPDhBMbgZfoGxfq_6
>>
update incoming
>>
>>147743127
Read the blog post, anon.
>>
>>147744283
it can be inferred that most update centered comics take place before the longer ones about the end of mann co
>>
>>147744283
How dense do you have to be to not realize that the comics are necessarily released in the order that the events happened? You can be so god damned dumb sometimes.
>>
miss pauling FEET
>>
>>147744283
The "monthly" comic isn't canon to the game's storyline, and exists within its own canon branching off of the Mecha Update comic (I think).
Every other update comic, with the exception of the Mac update comic, however, is canon to the game's storyline.
>>
>>147744626
>>147744626
>>147744626
>>
I GO PYRO
>>
New thread
>>147744671
>>
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>>147744283
>>147744543
It's very clearly stated that the Grey Mann stuff happens way after the "current" timeline.
>>
thread meme count: 7
>>
>>147743981
>i cant think for myself
aw jeez
>>
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Who else is /teamheavy/ here?
>>
>>147744859
Right here

Tomislav is so much fun
>>
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http://goo.
gl/forms/nzdJlLzRWH529HCn2

With whom will /tf2g/ side?
>>
b4nny only one of the classes will get new weapons but both will get gameplay balances eventually
>>
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>>147744859
represent
>>
where's the fucking update tho
>>
>>147745339
Link is broken
>>
>>147742879
I think it was neato___
>>
please vote heavy

pyro might suck ass but i still enjoy him pretty greatly

i dont want 2016 valve putting their weird gimmick on pyro
>>
>>147745339
How are we supposed to fix this link
>>
>>147746954
Copy and paste it into your browser?
>>
>>147747316
it doesnt work
>>
Update when?
>>
>>147746767
It is coming sooner or later, might as well get it down.
>>
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>Valve claims a $10 beta pass for everyone without a phone will deter hackers
>Not realizing that all modern VOIP services are easy to access and cost pennies
>Literally the only people who will buy it are the kids and poor people without a smartphone
Valve is doing a fucking blatancashgrab
>>
>>147748285
voip doesn't qualify as a valid phone number
>>
>>147749370
It is possible to bypass.
One thing about anti-hacking is that it is much more often lies and populism, since if you say you fight hackers people think there are less.
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