/owg/ - Overwatch General

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1st for for Blizzard-endorsed aimbotting by EnvyUs.Taimou in Overwatch tournaments

>>147713253
where did skype anon go

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Pharah is best waifu

Mercy is a 37 year old hag and not sexy.

>>147713224
why do you block out rtt and ind?

>>147713304
Is this part of a video?

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>>147713304
This

>>147713323
>37 year old hag

What's it like being 12?

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>no tracer gf

>>147713228
mercy has the perfect chest

>>147713363
>no Traceranon gf

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>>147713363
ATTENTION WHORE!!SHE'S A WHOOOOOOOOORE

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>>147713350
No I'll post link if you want

>>147713358
Mein nigger.

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>dorado def
>already shit picks
>2 retards almost at the enemy spawn doors
>of fucking course they get insta fucked
>"shit team pls finish fast"
Those were 60+ players. If you arent 70+ by now, shit picks and flaming are most definitely unavoidable.

>>147713509
I want it

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>>147713429

Shadder is pretty good

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lol

>>147713578
That looks retarded.

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>>147713228
>Mercy Edition
I can work with this

>>147713474
stfu

>>147713578
Traceranon looks better than this...

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>still no d.va buffs
as i slip into the abyss of my depression i embrace death like a warm coat in a cold winter night

nothing in this world is worth doing anymore

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Where my Zen bros at?

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Is this accurate?

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>>147713601
so can everyone else.

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REMINDER: If you stand still as soldier 76 while shooting you are bad and I will headshot you

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>>147713362

>What's it like being 12?

http://msc.sagepub.com/content/9/1/2.long

Downs syndrome incidence organized by maternal age

At age 16, 1 in 2,843
At age 20, 1 in 1,441
At age 40, 1 in 84

You are LITERALLY disregarding normal, healthy human sexuality in favor of 'hehe, mercy is a old nice lady, she can be like my mommy, :)))'

You are the 12-year-old in this situation.

>>147713578
Will there be a face if you wash all that shit off?

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>>147713653
here. sadly only 1 PoTG with Zen so far and that was when I didn't have my cool highlight.

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>>147713565
Here you go friend.

http://i.imgur.com/h2N3sNE.jpg

Happy fapping

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>>147713653

It's like playing McCree but you're useful!

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>>147713592

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>>147713362
>37
>Not wanting an older more experienced woman to rock your world
And she doesn't look a day over 20

>>147713323
>draw a 25 year old
>call her 37
Haha, nice meme blizzard. Just like in my Chinese cartoons

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>>147713601
>>147713660
mercy gets around doesnt she

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Is it true love?

>muh shit teams

LOL git gud

reminder that some pros literally duo/trio queue instead of playing in a 6 stack because you get more points for winning

>>147713865
Robots are incapable of love

>>147713865
>bastion pounding that chick every night

thats my fetish

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>>147713827
Get out of the way, breeder shits.

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Does anyone else still click instead of just holding down the mouse?

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Where are my /MOTHER RUSSIA/ bros?

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>>147713753
>>147713653
I love playing as Zenyatta, but I really need to work on my aim.

>>147713880
>2x 75+ and 4x 59
>vs
>6x 64

sure is balanced

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>>147713937
Always gotta try and butt in huh you fucking cute lesbo

>>147713818

Hanz only?

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>>147713937
>Lesbians
What are you? 12?
Nothing is more sexy than a straight female.

What do I do as Lucio? Is his wallrunning usefull?

>>147713827
she's the team bicycle.

>Mccree getting buffed
>soldier 76 getting nerfed
One of these is going to happen pretty damn soon, so. Which will it be?

>>147713952
why the fuck would you click as soldier 76?

hello/. placed 54 on ranked, im level 42, playing for like week and a half, but played during open beta to lvl 30+. what to do now? should i still spend some time in quick match, which im owning up on my genji?

should i buy a new mouse? which 1 is the top affordable n good mouse? mine is INCREDIBLY SHIT, i cant play characters like soldier (pre ulti), wmaker and hanzo at all, like really.

i can play genji pharah reaper roadhog no problem well except for shurikens on genji, i miss most of them because of my aim

>>147713972
I love using Zarya, my friends are the Reaper and Rein.

https://a.pomf.cat/clyyyk.webm

Note: For some reason fraps made her highlight intro model really shitty.

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>>147713348
I don't even know what they mean

>>147714128
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ZzbKDmFOqsP_ut2RdctD01OEbZzbXol6HLwqVkSmZcg/edit

Pick one

Also stop playing genji you shitter

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>>147714115
it is OBJECTIVELY better to spam click

>>147713659
no

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>>147713363
>no tracer good fight

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>>147714051

When on defense, contest the cart by jumping and skating around it and knock back opponents when needed

>>147714169
ok ill check out the link
but about genji, well idk u can go fuck yourself i guess, i mean for my level im doing good, getting gold medals every quick match, harassing the shit out of the enemy backline right from the start of the game and never dying to mei

>>147714115
The first 4 shots on sol76 are perfectly accurate, it's optimal to burst in 4 shots

>>147714182
>not using a macro
top kek

>>147714051
No. He has absolutely no depth so they have him a useless wall run to at least make him seem slightly interesting. they managed to fool a few people with it too

Which skin should I buy for Reindhardt?

>>147714128
wheel mouse optical is the only mouse you need
also get good

>>147714254
Lionhardt

>>147714254
STONEHARDT OR BUST

>bastion isnt all armor
WHAT IS THIS HORSESHIT

>>147714254
only good reinhardt skin is the green recolor, slightly worse than his default. the legendaries are for edgelords and for gays who like old men

>>147714005
Stop shooting your teamates first.

>>147714254
>buying skins
WAIT FOR THE NEW ONES

>>147714041
That anon sounds like an unironic dyke. Only gays use 'breeder'

>just played an amazing game of Genji
Is there a better feeling? I think I realised I was causing consistent trouble when one of their team switched to winston but kept finding our reaper instead of me and when people started solo ulting me.

Rein using hammer down on me, running out into the open and killing me, only to be gunned down by my team pretty much summed it up.

Should I buy carbon fibre or save up for sand nigger gold? Also sword POTG best POTG. God I love this weeb

>>147714249
>>147714182
how fast does the spread reset?

>>147713880
This. Surefour even solo queued to 80 rank. If you can't carry then you don't deserve to rank up. 6 stacks are not needed at all to get a high rank.

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>be doing really well, raping shit left and right
>not a single medal
>feel like i was being carried the whole match and didn't contribute at all
>get card for most damage, bunch of medals

>>147714384
Depends on how much FPS you get (no, really)

At 70hz it's significantly slower to reset than at 155. I'm on 155 and can not retap it fast enough for it to keep the spread.

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>>147714315
how does that make sense?

>>147714384
It resets as soon as you stop firing. So immediately.

>>147714378
as a genji main i tihnk genji is the easiest character to get a potg on

sand nigger skin sucks balls, really just think about it
young genji is for naruto fans

carbon sucks, chrome is better ((im usng it)
standard skins are good, i like malachite one

>>147713578
why not mercy? zerina is like 40 as well

>>147714394
>notorious cheater destroying in solo queue
>guys hes good

xdd

>>147714378
yeah playing a useful class that requires skill

>>147714140
how the fuck did you get potg for that
every time I black hole a team one of my team mates gets it for his tracer bomb or justice or death bloom

>>147714429
actual usefulness > medals
i can top damage easily by just spamming shit into rein shield/mei wall and random shots on someone when i know it won't kill
you can also top elim easy by playing someone like mei or tracer and just tagging everyone

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>birds chirping outside my window
>immediately think of bastion
>tfw playin2much ow

beep boop beep boop

what rating is non-shitter?
what rating is pseudo pro?
what rating is pro?

>>147714482
We already had a Sym though.

>>147714429
Was it koth?

>>147714254
sharkbait

>>147714493
Another note: that was me using the Highlight function.

My friend the Rein got it.

Honestly I thought it would be the Reaper.

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holy fuck, overwatch BTFO!

it was a nice ride playing with hanzo faggots, but I'm now #Evolving

>>147714254
any

Rein doesn't have a single bad skin

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>>147714429
what if i told you; you can kill everyone over and over again while gaining medals but still lose

>>147712935

This. If I only get one vote, I vote for me. So I don't look like I'm voting for me

>>147714595
have fun with your new game anon :^ )

>>147714562
No.

>>147714519
attacking rein's shield is a good idea
not enough people do that

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>>147713634
This, she is much prettier.
trust me

>>147714394
>Just be a world class dps player that's had 6 months more experience playing than anyone else

Closed beta was a fucking mistake

What is the proper way to set up sensitivity on mouse and in game?

>rank 83 and 81 duoqueuing, rest of team 64-65
>68 average
>team of 64-68s
>66 average, underdog

I WONDER WHO'S GONNA WIN THIS ONE?

>>147714717
as slow as possible while still being more or less comfortable for you

>>147714630
>when you vote for someone else because your card sucks and one person votes for you at the last second

I didn't vote for myself! I swear!

>>147714717
>hitscan weapons
low sens
>projectile
high sens

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>>147713601

I want to bully Mercy and remind her how much of a failure she is. How incapable she was to save any of her friends and how she inadvertently was the cause of many Overwatch agent deaths at the hands of Reaper.

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What hero should I play litsening to Deafheaven?

>obnoxious hanzo and genjifags have transferred from quick play to competitive

I honestly, naively thought competitive would actually be competitive.

>>147714557
65
75
80+

>>147714804
mei

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>>147714790
>>147713601
Mercy is a professional!

>>147714790
Is that the lore?

>>147714804
reaper obviously, or hog

>>147714813
A well played Genji can make someone cry
but that's like 1 out of every 500

>>147714717
get a big mouse pad and set up the sensitivity so that moving your mouse from the left side to the right side turns your character 180 degrees

What music would each hero listen to?

>>147714813
What made you think the type of people who instalock Genji and Hanzo wouldn't be interested in playig competitive?

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>friend keeps talking to me about how sick Seagull is and how fucking crazy Genji is
>he keeps playing Genji and getting fucking rolled

FUCK

>>147714950
Tracer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCiDuy4mrWU

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>>147714889

Any Winston can make a well played Genji ragequit

when will we get the top 500 stuff?

>>147714874
The accidentally creating Reaper part is true and Reaper has an unused voiceline that's more on the nose about it.

>>147714950
Roadhog listens to dirty thrash metal

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>finally gitting gud at Tracerfu

>>147714874

It's implied that Mercy is the reason why Reaper is the ghosty edge demon he is today. Through dialogue via Mercy x Reaper and Reaper's reaction to enemy resses.

>>147714954
I just thought the reason they mained shit heroes was because quickplay doesn't matter at all.

At least comp has visible ranks and points towards golden guns.

I was completely wrong. I see they are far worse than I imagined.

>>147714889
Problem is every genji player thinks they are some up and coming pro because they spammed jump and right click against players with bad aim and think they are a god.

Then they get to rank 60 and will be stuck there eternally because they actually need to learn to play the game now

>>147714950
Reinhardt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTidn2dBYbY

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>>147714760

Iktf.

Mei face when

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>>147713820
This
Mercy is a perfect age woman. Perfect as a girlfriend, wife and mother of your children

So what does rating matches do?

Ayy

http://paladins.gamepedia.com/Viktor

>>147714950
Lucio makes his own shit
Reinhardt listens to 80's german pop
Mercy listens to classical music/white power rally speeches
Genji listens to the Naruto OST
Hanzo listens to morose violin music
Reaper listens to Linkin Park and Evanescence
Roadhog and Junkrat don't listen to music, they prefer to just blow shit up
Symmetra listens to the dial-up tones of a 56-bit broadband
Zenyatta listens to the sounds of nature
Bastion listens to the voices in its head
Mei listens to recordings of murder

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>>147715001
>watch Seagulls ebin Genji videos
>it's just him being pocket healed for an entire game

Do people actually think he's that good?

I instalock Reinhardt 60% of the time

How does this make you feel?

>>147715153
lmao

>>147714804
Listen to Soldier 76 with it since he's a lot more constant fighting to go with the tempo
>>147714875
Hog you listen to the fury Road soundtrack and Reaper just listen to the new Doom soundtrack which is surprisingly amazing

>>147713820

>older

I wish

>>147714889

Only people with bad aim, even a good Genji is very easy to shut down. Once Winston is in the equation the Genji is now completely useless. Everyone who wants to play a flanker should just play Tracer or Reaper.

>>147714051
>get knocked off the center hole on Ilios
>wallride all the way back up

I find myself leaving the game because the other 5 people on my team are complete fucking retards.

The enemy team isn't much better, but they're slightly less retarded.

This forces me to play "carry" heros that i don't want to play.

This game is not good, because the playerbase is not good.

How many people have you reported since starting ranked?
I'm up to 7.

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>>147715296

Everyone who talks shit like "ggez" after the match :^)

Got a few suspended as well so far :^)

>>147715169
screencapped this

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best girl?

>>147715285
Welcome to every competitive meme game ever. You have to earn your right to have enjoyable games through massacring hordes of shitters to prove yourself.

Is it me, or are the POTG and Kill Cams fucked?

I mean, they won't show the play inmediately, first is a black screen then the actual play.

It wasn't like that for me before.

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Jesus Christ man, go get some sun.

>>147715389
Best at being the most unviable lmao

>>147715285
>This forces me to play "carry" heros that i don't want to play.
thats every game with ranked ever

>>147715382
god's work anon

>>147715296
Wow great post. You should make a Reddit thread about it while you're at it

>>147715419
And he's still probably terrible.
Gabynator is level 370, probably 380-90 something now and he's only rank 67.

>>147714051
Depends on the map. If you learn to wallride and reach high up places you can turn many enemies into sitting ducks much like many heroes can't hit Pharah for shit. Numbani's control point is easy to contest this way, hell Numbani in general is great for wall riding. Meanwhile I just can't seem to get the most out of wallriding on Route 66.

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>you will never watch D.Va get HOGGED

Can someone post the delicious brown scale?

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>>147715492
>How D.Va got the Junker skin.

>>147715419
That's like 500 hours of game time already in a little over a month.....what the fuck

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>>147715493

>>147715172
stfu kid he is literally the best overwatch player

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>>147715493

>>147713820
>experienced

Mercy is no such thing.
Mercy is pure.

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>>147715493

>>147715419
ive done nothing all month and somehow seeing this guy having 400 levels seems more of an accomplishment than what i did all the time

good for him

>>147715285
>Anubis
>teammates running into the middle and dying like lemmings
>start backcapping with Genji
>after way too long my teammates get the picture and actually start pushing

>second part, everyone just dying and being useless
>usually go Junkrat for easy kills here, but someone else picked him
>he's beyond shitty. He's so awful he can't even get close enough to the point to spam it. Not sure if he's even trying.
>go Winston to protect people from their superior Junkrat and career Widowmaker
>they just shoot from afar
>I start jumping close to the point and putting the shield down
>they still shoot from afar

you don't get how bad you have to be to be a shit Junkrat. You don't just stand still and shoot over walls. fucking get in there and wreck shit. An active Junkrat that can aim and predict movement will ANNIHILATE teams.

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>>147715583
>being attracted to dark skin

good way to tell that your penis is faulty

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>>147715590
She banged Reyes and Morrison. Probably the reason Overwatch broke up.

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Fuck Competitive.

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>>147715583
>evening elvan
I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE

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>>147715670
You mean she banged Torbjorn.

>>147715646
you're confusing tanned caucasians for niggers

please stop and consider diagnosing yourself on the spectrum

>>147713509
>>147713789
>>147713358
>>147713304

>Visit Egypt when I was 17 with family

>See literally no egpytian women, all the people working on our resort were guys, and one slav woman working as the receptionist for the spa

The egyptian dudes were pretty bro for muslims tho

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>you will never be Tracer's hero

>>147715646
>implying black people are the only dark skinned people

What about tanned asians, indians, north africans, etc.?

>>147715832
I'll be her God instead.

>>147715670
>mercy with tits that big
freudfags need not apply

>>147715926
Big tits fetish means you want to fuck your mother ok

>>147715835
he doesn't care, he just wants to use the graph to validate his hatred of nigs. I guess they were rude to him giving him his big mac or something.

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>win a really close game that ended up with a coinflip
>25% exp
>full hold payload before the first point
>60%
#justblizzmmthings

>>147714429
Doing a lot of damage isn't even necessarily a good thing.

>Junkrat lobbing grenades at incoming enemies 100% of the time (which is a good thing 90% of the time)
>Never secure kills, their mercy just gets a free ult off you for every push

>>147715926
>>147716019
But if a DFCfag fucks a chestlet and she has a baby then that kid would associate small tits with his mom.

>>147715835
Like 60 percent of the planet is darker skin

>>147716019
Was making a fool of yourself part of your plan?

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>>147716019
According to Freud everything meant you wanted to fuck your mother. I think he wanted to fuck his mother.

>>147716019
If Mercy was my mother this would be true

>>147716040
Assuming a filthy nigger served him in macdonalds it's plain wrong
This is 2016 familia

i like that modern teens think freud is wrong because progressives have tried so hard to discredit him despite his work still being the only major advancement in psychology

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What do I do when my offense refuses to be aggressive while I sit there holding my shield up for them.
I want to charge and take matters into my own hands.

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it happened, I am the Rank 4 guy.
you can still lose points on rank 1 though, so i wonder what happens once he hits the very bottom.

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Uh, was this always there?

>>147716158
It might be mexicans everywhere else but in the South it's not that far off desu.

>>147716180
totally OW related

>>147715559
>>147715583
Thanks Anons

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BOY I SURE DO LOVE WHAT SEAGULL AND HIS SCHMUCK FRIENDS HAVE CONVINCED PEOPLE THEY CAN DO.

LE EBIN INVULNERABLE CYBERNINJA, AMIRITE?

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>>147716186
Throw it in.

>>147716180
>calling others teens when you're not above 25
>implying anyone said freud is wrong
pretty sure it was more of a jibe that they stick their fetishes on everything then get defensive when people question its psychological roots

>>147716239
picture yes
gun im not so sure

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>it's a teammate sticks with Torb/Bastion/Symmetra well after the first point defense is broken episode

While you are getting setup, your entire team is dying because you aren't helping.

>>147716239
yes

>>147715820
That's because they all joined the army to fight

>>147716238

Blizzard employees come, uninstall your game, and shoot you in the head.

>>147716180
It depends entirely on what you're talking about. There are multiple things for him to be right and wrong about.

>>147716180
people don't actually believe in god yet they believe in one religion and discredit the other thousand

>>147715169
>Genji listens to the Naruto OST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VquNxUD0XC0

>>147716106
naaaaaaaahh

>>147715832
She's only interested in SS and robots, anon.
>And the BGC.

>>147716263
>quickplay
kill yourself

>>147715892
A loving God?

>>147716317
Symmetra I can see but bastion and Tolbjorn are still incredibly valuable depending on their team comp on most Capture maps

>>147715285
> guy on our team playing DVa
> complains the whole match that he's carrying us and we are all shit
> never does anything meaningful except push up alone with boosters, overextend and die
> eventually leaves because he "has no team"

Really, uh....really makes you stop and, and uh, think....

>>147716441
>GC
>B

>>147714950
Winston: DK rap

hi, i wanna play more winston. i think he is ok carry for competitive becus his ulti charge fast and provide rlly big distraction.

what chars counter him except reaper and bastion? i heard torbjorn does, but why, wtf?

how do i keep charging my ultimate without enemy getting profit out of it - shooting me in the face and charging theirs as well?

anything to know about winston's shift mechanics?

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>junkrat
>not a rat

>>147716441
SS is love, SS is life

>>147716441
I have no idea what that means

>>147714128
This is an adult only site.

>>147716546
RANKED*** I MEAN******88 srry

>>147715153

What the fuck is Paladins?

>>147716186
Switch to Roadhog or Zarya

>>147716441
Im into straight sex too and fresh out of >>/r9k/ so you know im the latest and greatest tech right now
>whats a BGC

>>147716238
are you guys trying to lower your ranks on purpose?
Who do you play? do you both play Mei and wall in your team to get facefucked by enemy ultis?

>>147716638
Roadhog only viable if you can hold a 65% hook accuracy otherwise you're trash

Zarya only viable if you can body track with your mouse and have a decent ping for shields.

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>>147716445
>he is unironically playing comp

drink bleach lmao

>>147716667
Big Gorilla Cock duh

>>147716630
HiRez's attempt at competing with Overwatch

>>147716530
I have a friend who does this really fucking bad. I'll be in a curse call with him while playing something else and I'll listen to him swear and have what sounds like a fucking mental break down when he charges into the enemy team alone and just "WHAT THE FUCK, MY FUCKING STUPID TEAM JUST LEFT ME WHY DO I ALWAYS HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING" If it was like once or twice a game whatever, everyone tunnels every now and then but when it happens constantly every game it gets really annoying to listen to

>>147716019
>>147715926
>>147716092
>>147716104
>>147716106
>>147716180

Isnt Freud widely discredited though?

I thought the general thought about his work was "Yeah this guys got some great ideas and its pushed psychology really far forward, but not everyone wants to fuck his mum as much as he did"

>>147716748
Gorillas have tiny benis.

>>147716530
Is his nick Larzyn?

>>147716818
So do kids. :^)

>>147716473

>Bastion

Needs the entire team built around him. Wont work against good teams nor with a pub team

>Torb

Useless

A 50 dps turret that hits one guy at a time + a 200 hp dorf with a shotgun does not a defender make

Genji defends better than he does.

Thats the problem with overwatch's current roster: Defense heroes a shit for the most part.

Offense heroes get used more because they just kill shit and are hard to kill which is the best way to defend realistically

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You guys really are the reason blizzard fucks up balancing games.

>One patch something is OP or good
>NERF IT OMG PLEASE IT'S TOO MUCH
>they nerf it
>next patch you do it again until everything is baby food bad or just not fun
>WOW BLIZZARD WHY IS YOUR GAME SO SHIT!

And you will do it every thread. every patch. until the game is so shit you will all leave and blame blizzard for it.

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>Playing Zarya on King's Row offense
>We manage a full wipe on the first point
>Minus one
>Their Mercy was hiding behind the archway, comes flying in, and gets a 5k rez
>Drop my Gravity Bomb in the middle of them all
>Friendly Pharah roasts them all for a team kill
>They never get their defenses properly set up and we roll
>Mercy gets POTG anyway, it's literally her staring at a wall until there's five skulls on the point, then flying in at the last second

I get wanting to stroke your ego, but is it really worth that?

why is masteroverwatch and overbuff not updating?

>>147716907
Don't make me post my giant omnic cock for you fleshy sluts

>>147716546
Torb will often have a bonus of 75 armor points giving him a lot of time to kill you since your cannon will do way less damage, and you'll take all the pellets of his shotgun in the face. Besides most Torb camp their fucking turrets so if your barrier is on cooldown don't even think about it.

Roadhog counters Winston too.

To charge the ult "sneak" behind the hanzos and the supports and kill them, you should not take a lot of damage.

>>147716238
why are you doing this, don't you have anything better to do?

tfw you feel like deadweight playing Tracer no matter how well you do because her ult isn't that impactful.

feels bad.

>that unique kimochi when there's a good torbjorn on your team and he lays down armor packs whenever he sees a friendly tracer

>zipping around with 225 hp of which 75 is armor

i'm fokkin invincible luvss

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Quick, predict her ultimate!

>>147714813
>play placements
>rank 58
>never play competitive again
>have a shitload of fun in quick play
>higher rank thank all of my friends who play competitive
the gold guns are a fine thing to sacrifice in the face of fun

>>147717053
team up with a zarya, get free team kills

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>>147716972

>>147717026
They played placement matches and got ranked really low, then they damage control by playing competitive "ironically" no hide the fact their skill rating was so low.

LMAO MOM Look at me not caring about my rank LOOOOOOL

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>>147713228
Where my Mcrees at?

>>147717053

All you need to do is stick the healer. gg ez.

>>147717053
>her ult isn't that impactful

Her pistols melts hp, why would you want an even better ult.

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>>147717072
>Privilege Check

When she presses Q every male character dies except lucio as he is an oppressed minority.

>>147714103
cowboy buff senpai, they is blizzard talk on the forums experring regret over the power of the nerf

>>147717072
Cloak+heal team for six seconds

>>147717072
Everyone on your team leeches health when they do damage. As much as I'd like that I don't know how shitters would figure out they have that kind of buff the first few times.

>>147717072
>Blizzad makes Sombra's voice lines in the same vein as Bastion's
>It's all just binary static and shit
>no confirmation as to who Sombra really is.

I wish it was true, I'd rather have a character with no real decernable backstory than "everyone you thought that died didn't!"

Winston is the most fucking cancerous sack of shit in the entire game

This fucking double Winston meme makes me so fucking angry it's insane. Oh and his bubble randomly stops a shitton of ults because why the fuck not, le funny smart gorilla haha.

>>147717107
stupid krauts man, looks like dresden wasn't enough

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>you will never be close and intimate with her

>>147717217
shut the fuck up little bitch

>>147717053

>stick reinhardt
>he and his barrier is out of the game for a while

>stick support
>out of the game for a while

unless you get cucked by a zarya shield of course

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Target an enemy: Instantly kill them and ressurect the nearest dead ally.

Life swap

You know you want it

is the new patch live on eu servers yet?

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>only gotten 10 comp shekels since it was released

How do I throw myself into the cesspool without wanting to kill myself half an hour later

>>147717217
>Oh and his bubble randomly stops a shitton of ults
>randomly
is protects against damage until it is destroyed, there's no carry over damage. from a single burst attack.

I've saved my team by putting a barrier down on a reaper, or a junkrat ult or blocking a tracer's pulse bomb. There's no randomness to it.

>>147717072

Overcharges the healing canister in her rifle, creating a cloud that provides healing and speed for all friendlies inside. If the canister hits a teammate, the cloud can be made mobile.

>>147716949
blizzard cant into balancing

none of the balance changes have been made by the community, the mere fact that there are characters who have no use in this game isnt the fault of the community

its blizzard fucking up themselves, big time

>>147717225
yeah but i fucked your mother right in her shit hole so that makes up for it LMFAO.

>>147717156
I feel dirty for enjoying this game.

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How do I get better at Roadhog and Junkrat

>>147717313
does the bubble block both ways?

like trapping people in?

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>>147717072
HOLD THE FUCKING PHONES IS SHE JUST JUBA FROM THE IRAQ WAR!!! if thats the case her Ult is probably killing you on camera and posting it on the internet to get the US government pissed.

>>147716470
Of course, but all gods need to be worshiped.

>>147717360
Yes. You cannot shoot through a red barrier, no matter what side you're on. Dancing in and out of your barrier fighting people as Winston is a great strategy.

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female deathwing pharah skin when?

>>147717307
Win instead of lose.

>>147717356

Aim better

>>147717356
Just learn Roadhog. Junkrat is useless

>>147717445
never I hope, wow can fuck off

>>147717445

Give that to Reaper, give Ysera/Alex to Pharah and Mercy.

>>147717356
roadhog - hook + m1, heal off of cooldown

junkrat - hold m1

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So you'll shoot your allies to heal them?

>>147717063
>old 50 health shield from Symmetra and prenerf Zenyatta orb on Tracer
God competitive would have been such a shit show

>>147717360
Yes. I once sacrificed myself and cucked a reaper from ulting my entire team by putting a bubble around him.

>>147713823
Wasn't there a big deal about regenerative technology she perfected and the fact that other characters comment that she hasn't aged since their overwatch days?

>>147717063

>get hit by damage once
>recall doesn't restore armor
>die like usual

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>>147713818

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>>147717465
I just can't play that much before getting exhausted with it
even if coming out with a win it was still dealing with a load of horseshit

>>147717596
Yeah, he's just triggered.

>>147717545
honestly the more i think about it the stupider and more impractical it sounds. a healer sniper really.. either itll be a nonviable stupid gimmick character or the most innovative most novel idea to come out of videogame archetyping since weapon loadouts

>>147717545
Seems that way, alt fire might me some kind of poison effect on enemies

Am I the only one triggered by the fact that Young Genji's katana is almost straight? Katanas do not fucking look like that, his looks like a toy.

>>147716814
>Not everyone want to fuck his mom
You'd be surprised desu

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Does this look balanced to you? Guess who won.

>>147717545
Or in their general area. It looks similar to Soldier's biotic field.

>>147717751
it might work if they make her heal bullets explode and aoe heal and maybe give her the same thing except with poison on alt fire on a cooldown like lucio's alt except a bit longer

otherwise she sounds like too much effort to be worth it unless maybe as an offhealer with some other gimmick to go

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>>147717053
Just put it right here.

>>147717751
Someone hasn't played Killing Floor

>>147714359
WHAT NEW ONES DUDE I NEED TO LOOK GOOD NOW

>>147717841
THERE'LL BE BETTER NEW ONES SOON (TM) AND YOU'LL WISH YOU HAD MORE GOLD THEN

>>147717376
I'm sure she'd be very devoted.

>>147717305
Since yesterday night, senpai.

>>147717545
it will be the same as killing floor's medic

t. dev

>>147717885
cheers luv

>>147717796
>crying about matchmaking balance

if you are better than the others you deserve the win if not you dont

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>>147717063
>play Zenyatta
>have additional shield from Symmetra
>have armor from Torbjörn
>my face when

What's the point of 2CP?

Attack wins, every single fucking time. Like, the game is attack sided, but the only way for the attacking team to lose 2CP is to legitimately be absolute fucking dogshit at the game.

Are they going to rework it or do they enjoy having a gamemode where Defense can expect to lose around 90% time?

>>147717820
>using rewind for no reason

>>147717751
There's already a healing crossbow in TF2 and Zen's orbs in Overwatch it's not like 'shooting' a teammate to heal them is any great innovation.

>>147717903
>Get stuck in a rigged game.
>NO YOU'RE JUST A SHITTER!
I want /lolg/ to leave.

>>147717545
>emphasis that it will only be used for healing
this is either a hint that Sombra stole it and modified it or they're being literal and trying to keep dumbasses from trying to kill with it
because you know half of the retards that play this game would, like the ones in TF2 that try to do damage withe the rocket jumper

Reminder Pharah has been either the best or the second best offense pick since the game went into closed beta more than a year ago.

Reminder Blizzard is going to make sure Pharah is T1 for the entire lifespan of the game so enjoy getting bombared every single game without fail since there is no reason not to pick Pharah every single time.

>>147717973
>regain 10 health
>regain 26 ammo

It'd be a bargain at twice the price!

>>147717934
>Are they going to rework it or do they enjoy having a gamemode where Defense can expect to lose around 90% time?
Nah the competitive format is already whoever wins faster wins the game. Blizzard designers being retarded as always.

>>147717934
At this point I can't imagine they are going to change it.

They literally copied their entire game from others and yet still failed to make a decent balanced hero/map pool.

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You guys listen to any tunes for your heroes?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bz8JdBidRqs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjZPbVpwrTw

HELLOOOOOO, Blackhandt epicly-rare legendary supreskin for Reinhardt WHEN?

if orc face is not ok, then use the blackrock set with helmet

like, same voice actor, why is not a thing yet? lol

stitches abomination skin for roadhog on halloween ;d

>>147717340
Wow you blowed the fuck out of him anon well done

>>147717934
Unfortunately, no. Because according to ignorant retards who TOTALLY know what they're talking about, Offense is always the best side in competitive. Therefore HAHAHA *flails twitch subscription* XD JUST GIT GUD *flaunts 52 ranking* LMAO

>>147717973
It's just force of habit. I do that all the time when I use Tracer.

>>147717934
>just play our useful defense champions to hold off the attackers
>90% of the defense cast deal no or unreliable damage

>>147716697
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNHfvvRJTig
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-kSdWAMt0I

the first video is where i did it solo as mei, the second one is in a group, which doesnt require much intervention.

>>147717107
I ranked 52 in placement

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>Monitor dies
>have to pull out shitty secondary with max res of 1337x768
>Mouse dies
>have to switch to cheapo 10$ usb mouse
>Try to play a around
>52:0 as Reaper
>play Another
>49:1 as Mccree
Huh.

>>147717934
I'd like longer attack/defend maps or the symmetrical control point maps of Tf2.

Hell a multi stage attack/defend map like the territorial control with Hydro would be great. Hydro was my favorite map...

>>147717832
huh i just looked at up. i guess its not all that innovative after all.

but still sounds really gimmicky. i just cant imagine something like that being a solid option in a game like overwatch. with monkeys and genjis and actual snipers.

>>147717812
>>147717801
i really dont think its going to be an aoe heal. if blizz chose to make her a sniper id assume its to give her a high burst single target heal. otherwise it would just defeat the purpose of her entire design.

>>147718105
>champions

>Hook tracer
>Obviously my m1 hit as a headshot because of the critical SFX
>somehow still able to reverse the damage

what the fuck is this game blizzdrones

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>is CoD the character
>is still super fun

How? I think it's his voice lines.

>>147717518
>not m2 - hook - m1 - melee
if you skip m2 you rely on not getting 20 ticked
also if you hook at max range some abilities like reaper wraith from can be used because the stun doesnt last long enough

Have you ever considered that you're not actually good? At all? So many stories of "retarded team mates" in these generals, I wonder how many of the stories are about other /owg/ dolts and you aren't even aware of it.

>>147718071

For 76:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uTh4VE30fw

>>147718071
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Prm9B0f4wvc

i would but too bad mccree is worse than mei and bastion right now

also, red dead redemption sucks, its console only so the game can go fuck itself. gun 2005 is the real western video game

>>147713653
>stealing kills with discord headshots
i love robo jesus

>>147718143
>back in our day we didn't have any of that fancy technology shit, and we liked it