/owg/ - Overwatch General

I've always wanted to be a pale blue french assassin but before OW came out i was never able to meaningfully live out my fantasy. When I was younger i would pour blue food coloring into my bathwater and dye myself into the most beautiful shade of blue i've ever seen and my skin would just tingle as I stared at myself naked in the mirror. I started doing this every night, painting myself into azure shades and speaking to myself in a cheesy french accent as i crept around my families dark apartment, stalking my next kill. I silently slid from room to room, nothing more than a pale blue shade, a ghost the color of sky. The only signs i was there were the water on the floor and the faintest of echoes of the french language. My schoolwork suffered as I stayed up into the morning hours almost every night playacting as my fictional blue persona. I signed up for french classes and slowly started learning the language. My friends must have sensed the beginnings of my enlightenment as they would constantly point out how blue i seemed. And they were right: I was blue. I was sad. All the dye and all the french lessons in the world would never make me more into the person i wanted to be. I had a breakdown: i would never live up to be the austere femme fatale i was in my dreams. I attempted suicide, hanging myself in the hopes that oxygen deprecation would finally tint my skin into the same color as my heart. After the failed attempt, my family put me on careful watch. My midnight escapades as the blue menace stopped, as i had a caretaker at most times. My life has become somehow worse, and i braced myself for a lifetime of fulfillment
But then, OW release, and lo and behold, my inner self was one of the stars of this masterpiece. My breath caught in my throat as I loaded into a game as Widow for the first time. The feeling that overcame me can only be described in gallons as i climaxed time and time again. Years of never quite enough crashed down over and through me. I was home.

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xth for Mercy the beautiful

Are anyone but me experiencing input lag?
Not a huge amount but a noticeable amount even if playing with a higher frame-rate than your monitor is capably of displaying?

I noticed it when dropping all settings to do and running with 240fps on a 60hz screen. This feels ALOT more smooth than running with 70fps on a 60hz screen...
But it shouldn't? Help? Maybe?

I want my Phara-mech butt in HQ, but can't cause then input lag is present. Enlighten me /vg..

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Never forget.

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post your dva pictures

>>147702187

Apparently Heroes Never Die, but they do do Meth.

>>147702197
not input but just huge lag spikes in general

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It's time to come clean /owg/.

Have you masturbated to OW heros?

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99% sure this is what mechaqueen was based off of

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>tfw when you are "on" as Pharah and you become an unstoppable killing machine

>tfw someone on the other team rage-switches to Pharah and you 2 shot them every time they appear

I fucking love this character.

Shoutouts to the TFC/TF2 Soldier for giving me the skill set. I appreciate it pham

>>147702236
Not the issue I'm referring to.
I found this post on reddit while digging around. But it's from beta.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Overwatch/comments/475u4y/psa_if_you_feel_input_lag_read_this/

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Reaper best girl

>>147702257

The fuck you think I do in the 4 min Q times?

>>147702257
And what if I did?

>>147702257

Multiple times

Especially to Mercy

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sleep tight reap tight

>>147702232
this will probably be even worse than a widowmaker

>healing teammates over distances as far as you can see them

retarded as hell

>>147702257
>Have you masturbated to OW heros?

does SFM exist?

>>147702257
No, none of them really do much for me and I haven't seen any good stuff of my fetish with them.

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>>147702206

>>147702396
What's your fetish anon?

tfw enjoy playing mercy more but know Lucio is almost always the better option

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>>147702130
FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

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>>147702345
sleep tight reap tight

>>147702257
to nearly the entire roster

>>147702373
>Crusader's Crossbow: The Rifle
I'm down for it.

Watch it be shit, though.

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>>147702257
Every day since release.

>>147702424

>best skin
>best intro

Complementary (You) spend it wisely

>>147702454
LMAO at people who are so fucking bad their MMR gets fucked this bad

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xth for balanced matchmaker

cant believe this happened in front of 900 viewer

>>147702441
It's bad, anon.

Someone's already spammed some very low quality of it in the thread at least twice I think.

Junkrat nerf when?

>>147702441
armpits

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I'll keep working on some of the others from last thread, but I like the idea of this being a corroborative effort.

How do you beat the bastion/reinhardt/mercy combo on defense?

that shield is so big there's no way you're getting around it with good positioning.

Repost.

>>147702454

Made 'em sperg out huh anon? Win again, I just had two in a row where the enemy team dipped early, I got your pictures worth of rank in the first and close to a whole bar the second.

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post your favorite cosplays

>>147702556
Which one of these is supposed to be the e-celeb?

>>147702268
What's that from?

>>147702197
There is something funky going on with frames displayed which cause input lag

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>>147702206

>>147702625
You change hero.

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Post best granddaddy

>fell to rank 47
>crawled back to 51
>just know I am going to get fucked over and lose 3-5 straight just to balance it out

>>147702257
No i'd never do that senpai

>>147702625
1. git gud
2. junkrat/tracer

>>147702686

Don't you fucking dare Solo Q.

Good job.

>>147702625
GET BACK

or just spam junkrat

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Quick - post desktop
Also
>win10

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>>147702641

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>>147702257
Never had a thing for muscle chicks till Zarya

anyone on EU wanna play quick match in group for xp? add me MedievaL#21104 im lvl 40 tho
i was lvl 30 just yesterday
but i play ok,

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>>147702257

https://u.pomf.is/knibwz.webm

Yes.

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is my mmr just really shit or is there literally nobody playing right now?

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>want to keep game at 60 FPS
>v-sync gives horrible mouse lag
>setting it to display-based makes it hover at 70 FPS
>my face

>>147702760
Post the full picture nigger not a capture

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55th for Blizzard-endorsed aimbotting by EnvyUs.Taimou in Overwatch tournaments

>>147702914
60th, but ok

>>147702723
>>147702756
Should clarify: When they are on defense, how do you beat it?

Though with payload maps it'd be pretty strong on attack too, I guess.

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>>147702910
Nah, you can have this minimalist one

>>147702914
Wtf how is that they didnt do anything that looks obvious even to me

>>147702232
I seriously hope they aren't making this a sniper/healer. This is just going to make balance in this game even worse desu

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>>147702914
>aimbot gets stuck on rezzing hero

>>147703041
I'm hoping it's more of a semi auto rifle

>>147702980
I dont want that one you are going to make me cry anon

>>147702978
>When they are on defense, how do you beat it?
GET BACK
or spam junkrat
or anything with consistent dps to break the shield and then get a pharah or something to kill the bastion

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>>147703106
Sorry - here's the one

>>147703041
If it's the crusader's crossbow I'll be happy.

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>play until victory
>try to leave
>group leader ninja queues us for another competitive
>cant leave
>play well
>get crushed
>blamed by team

goddamn it i need to end on a win but i work in 4 hours

>>147703145
You guys sometimes act like junkrat granades cover 100% of any map from any point he stands at.

>>147703231
>playing Tracer
kys

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>>147702454
Better than this

I'm losing a level/level and half per loss and winning usually 25% of a bar per win.

I don't know what this system wants me to do, but it feels like it wants me to have like an 85% winrate

>>147703250
SPAM JUNKRAT
P
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>>147703231
>getting triggered
just ignore those faggots

Ok how the fuck do you counter reaper
mcree can't fan him down anymore
roadhog is free kills and ult charge for him
he has some insane damage

>Weekly Brawl
>Playing Poo in Loo
>Enemies melting all around me
>Literally can't stop winning
>4 gold medals for both attack and defense Hollywood

Best game mode, holy shit

>>147702598
lucio - negro from rush hour

>>147703146
Too colorful baka desu senpai >.<

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>>147703146
Does that look like the face of mercy to you? Obvious fucking villain is obvious.

So did they fix the leaver cucking the opposite team out of ranked exp already ? From the patch notes, looks like no, but it seems strange they fixed 2 major bugs but not this one yet.

>>147703357

Distance. Preferably vertical distance.

>>147703357
Keep him med-long range and burst him down, or litter the area with trashmouse grenades. Pharah would do well, she can attack from out side his range.

>>147703378
No

>>147702598
>zarya
>not using a picture of a strong russian man

missed opportunity right there my man

>>147703357
|--| You die
|-----------| He dies

>>147703357
pharah shits on him

>>147703415
>>147703405
ok what about zarya tho
her shields are retarded

>>147702598
garbage mouse - jim carrey

>>147703451
this. should have been klokov

>>147703481

The CD on shields is so long if she gets 2 off in the same fight you're fucking up

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Anyone else annoyed by how fucking upbeat and happy this bitch is?
We're going into fucking battle you cunt, stop with the stupid bullshit already.

>>147703363
I haven't played it yet but symmetra is one of my mains so I'm sure I'll enjoy it

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>>147703546
she shoots she scores hehe :))

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>Blackwatch Reyes Reaper
>Security Chief Pharah
>Overgrown Bastion
>Strike-Commander Morrison Soldier 76
>Slipstream Tracer

All from the last 3 hours
I play Zen, Mercy, Lucio

>>147703546
More souls to harvest.

>>147703481
Reaper shreds Zarya, Roadhog is mostly a skill match-up, but he destroys her in close range.

>>147702257
Uncensored version?

Reverse image search gives me nothing.

>>147703609
>All from the last 3 hours
What are you talking about?

>>147703592

I wish I could play a good tracer

>>147703658
go to gelbooru

>>147703546
She's a mad scientist obsessed with immortality anon, she's just happy she has subjects to test her resurrection on.

>>147703481
bait out the shield, don't shoot the shield, kill her

that's really all there is to it
mei does pretty well against her because once she uses her shield, you can just use ice block to wait it out then freeze her to death
reaper also tears through her
junkrat shits on her pretty hard if your aim is good, two direct hits and a sticky bomb is enough to take her down

when she's a part of her team you just have to take her down like every other tank, with team effort
after all she only has 400 health, just shoot her my man

>>147703658
use saucenao

>>147703357
76 and Trashmouse are the closest I can get to actually countering Reapers

even then, if he has his wraith form ready he can get away from just about anything

>see mei
>go shotgun her from behind
>let her get just over halfway to freezing me while I shotgun her then go wraith form
>she realizes what's about to happen to her and tries to run
>run little piggy, nothing will save you now
>annihilate her and consume her soul

hot topic needs to sponsor me

>>147703667
He's an idiot who bought a ton of boxes and is trying to pretend that he got really lucky but doesn't realize that those are all special edition bonuses.

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>>147703375
>>147703376
She revives everyone as subservient zombies who protects and fights for her sometimes

>>147703778
hot topic wants you to stream reaper only for 8 hours a day. you must dress in a weekly attire they send you from their product, you must listen to emo and metal, and you must get red highlights. you must also go by your full name

for this you will be paid $1000 a week.
do you take it

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>>147703819
Detective anon destroys another attention whore.

>>147703546

>her
>upbeat

Lucio is the one who is always happy as fuck and not giving a single fuck while watching the world burn. This dumb slut is a wannabe pacifist and a poor's man Medic.

>must violence always be the solution
>i'll enjoy the moment of peace while it last, probably just a moment

can we take a minute to talk about how horseshit sudden death is, especially on payload maps?
its fucking impossible, and the disgustingly short amount of time you have makes switching heroes to deal with the enemy team's strat an untenable concept at best

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>no tracer gf

>comp defense
>enemy team has 2 zaryas
>we get steamrolled
>swap sides, attack
>2 of us go zarya
>they dont have any zaryas
>we steamroll them

oh I am LOVING this meme

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Does anyone have the comic where Mercy touches Genji's butt before reviving him

Should be same artist

pic related

>>147703932
I wish I had a Tracer GF so I could kill her IRL.

>>147703819
>>147703887
Haven't spent a dime on the game since I pre-ordered it months ago
Try again

>>147703942
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>>147703949
piss off edgemaster

>>147703885
>1000 a week
fuck yeah
I would sell out so fast to play reaper for a living

>>147703987
calm down anon

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>>147703956
Well you can't get the skins you listed from the lootbox idiot.

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>>147702641

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>KOTH
>go 76 to round out what I think will be a solid comp
>every single one of my team is a shitter
>finish with 5 fucking golds because somehow I outhealed fucking Lucio
>rank down to 55 from 56

It took them this long to bring comp back and it manages to be this fucking shitty?

>>147702709
>>147702764
MOAR

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>>147703987
Woah there.

>>147704093
Genji and Reaper players are always the weirdly named ones. There was a Reaper named 'bungiecord' in one of my lobbies.

>>147704068
Mercy looks like a fucking bitch.
Fuck Mercy, dumb cunt.

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>zarya
>lucio
>whatever else
>win every CP map in less than two minutes flat

good game blizzard

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>>147704171

rude

>>147702760
Literally Tumblr: the wallpaper

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>play 76
>shutdown enemy pharah
>enable your own pharah
>never gold damage
bitch is too strong desu

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>>147704153

>>147704083
It ain't easy being ranked below 60, no sir

just pray you never have to work your way up from 49 (I got a lot of quiter's and losses after placement)

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>>147703741
>>147703776
Thanks guys
http://i.imgur.com/nwYj01J.jpg

>>147703987
Jesus Anon, it's so big~

>>147704224
What is this?!
I can't fap to this!!

>>147702307
mexican maid Reaper

>>147702893
idk but I got that today too

only today though, before it was always within 4 or 5 ranks of my own

>>147703481
What the other guys said, Bastion can be used, but you definitely need a team to help cover you and be set up in odd spots. Pharah can work but like Junkrat make sure to hit direct hits any time possible.

>>147704083
>decide to play comp early in the morning before working
what could possibly go wrong?
>KURWA KURWA KURWA t. reaper
>suka blyat spam by roadhog
>widowmaker and hanzo in Nepal aww yeah
>healer switching between lucio, mercy and zenyatta every time he dies so no ults

yes yes, me ooga team booga

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>>147702910
Enjoy

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>>147704272
mahou shoujo reaper

At least reaper shoots them more than once before throwing them away

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>>147704262

>>147704225
Does it get better over 60?
I climbed from 42 to 56 really easy in two days and now last days I've been stuck in 54-56 limbo

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This is 37 (THIRTY SEVEN YEAR OLD) woman, but IN TRUTH ITS AN ANCIENT EVIL.

It amuses itself with people fighting each over and over again. If they die, they just get brought back from the peaceful slumber and have to fight again.

WAKE UP SHEEPLE! DONT FALL FOR ITS LIES!

btw. As a Hobby this person also does human experimenting.

I love it when I play and the team seems to just take their time:
how many times has it happened that the enemy wiped the floor with us until they woke up like:
>Oh right- the game- the game we still play- which hasn't been won yet- our game

>>147704360
That's what I've heard. My career high is 59 right now.

I'll probably be in limbo as well, but only time will tell.

on a related note I think the season ends on august 17th

>tfw you get stuck in terrain while your team is desperately trying to defend the checkpoint
I'm sorry guys, I thought I'd be tricky and get a good set-up from their rear.

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>one week from now
>6 sombra vs 6 sombra
>everyone asking to play sombra every game
>ranked gonna be unplayable

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>>147704403
Preach it.

>>147702257
No.

But I have helped people masturbate to them. Take that as you will.

>>147704421
Or how about the teammates that immediately ignores the tank they're shooting once you start shooting them. Like it's just not their problem anymore because the tank's attention is off them.

The worst is when people leave Lucios on the payload or in the well. It's not going to move at all if someone is on there, fellow owbabbs.

>>147702893
>Shields provided: 6

LMAO I ONLY GIVE SHIELDS IN SETUP TIME DUDE

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>>147704403
I-I want to be Dr. Ziegler's test subject!!!

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currently sitting at a 35% win ratio

This is hell, I cant win games even when I try super hard.

and to top it off my friends wont play with me because I am rank 40 so I have no friends to play it with me.

a reaper will come up to me no matter who I am and just boop me twice with his shotguns.

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>>147704432
>try to charge somewhere as reinhardt
>get stuck on a ledge that's 1 inch tall

>>147704562
probably going to be Frenemy with Sombra, then you can let both of them experiment on you.

>>147704619
>>147704619
Milhouse is not a meme

post how you realized you were low mmr
i just ended up in a game where 9 of the other players were under level 20 and knew nothing

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>>147704470
>everyone asking to play sombra every game
>everyone asking to play sombra
>everyone asking
>asking
What did he mean by this?

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>>147704482
You thought it was Reyes and Morrison that blew up the Overwatch base?! BUT IT WAS ME, MERCY!

>>147702307
>>147704272
>>147704312
>Reaper Maid Skin:
>I'm sweeping the objective clean, senior; si si

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>>147704619
>charge
>get stuck on pebble
>charge again
>bounce right over small boulder and sail off the map

How is it not one or the other!?

>>147703041

Medisniper is the most based hybrid class of all time in any pvp or pve game, you shut your gigolo fucking mouth.

I guarantee you the class is going to be a completely balanced sidegrade to Mercy because:

1. You have to aim to heal
2. You need line of sight to heal
3. You have to predict your ally's movements. Allies never deliberately run back and stay still in your "killzone" to get healed.

>Have an ok match on gibraltr
>Symmetra on enemy team doing their shit
>Doesn't change off when they get pushed in
>We win with some time left
>"Hey, why didn't you change off when you got to last?"
>"Why are you bitching at me about this after the game?"
>"I was just asking, christ"
>"I like to play symmetra and only symmetra"
>Go to nepal, starts doing meme death room
>Kill her a few times after I go monkey
>Changed to bastion
>Go reaper and just shit on them
>They whine in chat afterwards
I don't know why they got so angry over me asking a legitimate question

>>147704470

>healer support
>6v6 sombra

Maybe for 10min after the patch and they realize she does no damage.

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>tfw McCree can't save us from Genji/Tracer anymore

>>147704619
>Illios
>charge out of dropship
>get caught on ledge
Holy fuck, why is it on this ONE FUCKING MAP that the ramp is leading into a wall, rather than being on top of the ground

>>147704714
>I guarantee you the class is going to be a completely balanced sidegrade to Mercy because:
You need HEAD ESTABLISHED to get anywhere most of the time

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>Excited for competitive
>first 6 games were straight wins
>end up with rank 48
>work up all the way to 53
>Slowly gain a losing streak
>i'm at rank 47 now

who /caughtinalosingstreak/ here? I think i'm just gonna keep going down the rabbit hole and see where i end up because i ain't going back up anymore

>>147703646
>roadhog
Bait the shield with right click, reload, then hook her and watch her puny 400 hp evaporate.

>>147704719
at least we can have sniper vs. sniper brawls now
>weekly matches; snipers only

>>147704547
granted only one person died that round (we actually won somehow)

>>147704769
>not just placing trap and preemptively spamming the ground as Junkrat

>Soloque competetive
>Playing almost exclusively support
>Keep watching reapers/genjis/tracers over extend
>Beg them to pull back
>They die
>WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY HEALS WHAT THE FUCK MERCY YOU SUCK
>Get blamed for every loss

I can't handle this anymore. I just can't.
Is there anyone willing to carry a mercy through competetive, I'm going to get an ulcer if I lose another rank

>>147704796
i placed at 60, got up to 65 through doing three-mans.

then my threestack of 60's started helping my friend through his placement matches

i've never had such easy ranks

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>>147704769
Is it bad that I want to see Genji's mouth plate burst open just to show a ungodly Evangelion maw?

my girlfriend just agreed to have cosplay sex with me as an OW character. Who should I have her dress up as?

>>147704837
Just pop them with the conc mine. At the very least, it'll buy you time to bury yourself back in your team.

>>147704872
Bastion.
Then make her transform.

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>>147702345
Sleep tight reap tight

>>147704872
Dva and post pix please.

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reinhardt is the most fun i've had yet

god damn he's so based
also please gibe tips because even if i have fun i always lose with him

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>>147704769
NOTHING CAN DEFEND

>>147704872
Tell her you've had a change of plans and she needs to go as Queen Tyr'ahnee

>>147702345
sleep tight reap tight

>>147704872
reinhardt

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>>147704872

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>>147704687

ey fak u pinche racista ese

>>147704937
bait people into walking up in your face to shoot past your shield, then charge and they eat the dust

>>147704870
I feel the exact same way.

every pairing with McCree sounds like it should be on a Burger King-Menu:
>The McHanzo
>McMei
>McZar
>McRat
>McHog
just take an Overwatch-character name and add a Mc

>>147705030
>Mc
>Burger King menu
Anon. . .

female deathwing pharah skin when?
torbjorn muradin skin when?
reinhardt blackhand skin when?
ethereal genji/zenyatta when?

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>>147704937
Coordinate with team. Use the shield and let them do the work.
Don't get charge happy. Charge if you're dead-certain you can secure a good kill and not die. Or if it's particularly cool.
Use that fireball. When it recharges, use it again. Never stop using fireball.

Combine ults.

>>147705030
I dont think I would ever order a McRat

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>>147703942
my request still stands

Food for thought Reinhardt has stamina so he can't just absent-mindedly swing hammer around or slow movement speed

People who play Hanzo annoy me. It feels like they never do anything but those random fucking arrow headshots manage to kill a few people every now and then so they themselves think they're worthwhile.

Especially people who play Hanzo on attack. Fuck those people.

>>147705082
oh- I meant McDonalds
but I prefer Burger King

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>>147703291
Holy fuck man, seeing this frustrates the shit out of me.
We once won the coin toss with only 5 remaining teammates and only got 1/10th of a rank.

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>>147705098
Soldier 76 Thrall?
Widowmaker Jaina?

Just write a letter to Chris Metzen and tell him that Thrall isn't in Overwatch yet and that you want his quality lore/writing in OW too.

>>147705137
I prefer Burger King as well.

>>147705109
I'm sure there's not actually rat in there
it's a mix of different rodents and probably really popular in MadMax Australia

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So when is Widomaker getting a kangoku senkan skin?

>>147704937
It is almost always a good idea to firestrike after ulting, as you will do a ton of damage to anyone it tags since it passes through heroes/shields.

Don't charge from long range except to travel. You're better off from short range to get pins.

Don't drop your shield to firestrike if it is being shot and you have teammates using you for cover.

Feel free to launch a firestrike at a Hanzo/Widow as it will put them out of position at worst, and often they will get hit by it. Does a fuckload of damage and will make them run for a medkit if tagged.

Your charge can kill without a pin by using it to send enemies sailing off the map. Very useful on some maps.

Protect Mercy/Lucio like it's your fucking job. Try to always know where they are in location to you.

Your shield blocks a fuck ton of ults, including enemy Reinharts.

A well timed firestrike is excellent against a riptire. The tire can pass through your shield before detonating so you're often better off trying to destroy it. Even hammering it away and eating the death yourself can save your entire team sometimes.

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>saw a comp match with tracer stacking
>tracers everywhere in pubs

>>147705123
Hammergramps is fine and one of the better balanced heroes.

Fuck off you shitter.

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>>147705218
Never.

That's Symmetra's bag.

>Pharah
>balanced

Literally best or second best offense pick since closed beta.
Let's make a flying characters in a game where nobody flies, give her a pocket healer that screams "play me with this character" and a 120 damage weapon.

>>147702893
do you usually play support or flex? I'm looking for 70+ teammates to play comp with

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>>147705260
well she hasn't that many natural enemies. only that can kind of reliable kill her are pharah, junkrat (lucky trap/grenade) and streetpig.

The good thing is, that most tracers in pubs do no dmg and can't hit the bomb.

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>>147704562
id much rather have this than the devil skin in game

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>>147705301
>anyone finding the manface currypoo cute

Even Zarya has a cuter face.

How do you counter offense Reaper on King's Row?

>go 6-1 in comp today
>the one close loss literally negates the mmr I literally got today
fucking great system blizzard

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>>147705301
What a shame.

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>your team always loses

>>147705353
>Black Mercy
My fucking dick.

>>147703357
Roadhog can instakill reaper if you aren't a shitter with the hook combo

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>>147705368
That's what bags are for anon.

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>>147705503
>they blame you for going Mei on payload attack
>gold elim/obj kills/obj time/damage done

>>147705575
>hook someone
>they show up on the edge of the screen or in the back
nah fuck roadhog

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>>147702625
6 winston

>>147702130
FUCKING NERF WINSTON ALREADY BLIZZARD

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST NOT ONE GAME WHEN SOME ASSHOLE PLAYS AS HIM CAN I NOT DIE EVERY SECOND TO GORILLA FUCKING JOE OVER HERE. I SHOULDNT BE DYING TO HIS BULLSHIT JUMPS EVERY GAME I CANT HIT HIM WITH MY SHOTGUNS FAST ENOUGH. I TRY TO TELEPORT AWAY BUT HE TASERS ME TO DEATH WHAT THE FUCK

Fucking seriously
his taser does 250dmg how is that fair?

I main reaper but winston is his coutner but hes so op it breaks the game

>>147705623
stop moving when the hook lands
fixes this issue 90% of the time

>>147705347
Reaper can force her to fuck off, and can secure a kill if she gets cocky.

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Official "Needs to be nerfed" list

Bastion
Tracer
Zayra
Junkrats ult
Mercys ult

Official "Needs to be buffed" list

Torbjorn
Zen
Winston
D.va

>>147704583
try not to die all the time

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>>147705647
>Bastion
>nerf
LOL

>>147705647
DO NOT NERF REAPER
How the fuck is he op ?

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>>147705603
>artists have to completely change her face to make her appealing AT ALL

>>147705647
>this entire list
I guess there have to be some rank 20s somewhere.

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>>147705626

>>147705647
official shitter list who needs to git gud:
(You)

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The fuck is everyone bitching about best girl for? Literally nothing had changed since lunch. Plus her ult is ridiculously underpowered and -------- git gud -------

>No supports warning shows up
>Last guy hasn't picked yet
>Picks Zenyatta or Symmetra

>its a your reinhardt never counter charges and it results in their reinhardt getting a multi man ult from where he stopped episode
Are reinhardt players really this dumb

Last night, dipshits kept stacking Genjis and Hanzos and never having support. So, I ended up playing Mercy a lot because someone has to keep the team alive. At the end of the matches I keep getting shit for not having a bunch of kills or damage. Seriously? The fuck is wrong witht the people who play this game? There is never any teamwork. Every damn game is just a free for all kill competition.

>>147705742
Zanyatta is a healer;
like, the last time
>We need a healer
>look at our group
>there's a Zenyatta
>...what?

>>147705647
>winston
>buff
>bastion
>nerf
>junkrat ult
>nerf

If anything they need to nerf junkrat regular damage and then tune/buff him for more utility than just closing down shit against uncoordinated teams.

Zarya and mercy ult do need a nerf tho and d.va needs a buff, with zenyatta having a super small buff or he's gonna be complete bullshit

should i get the white rabbit or the carbon fiber d.va skin?

>>147705736
>rez
>ridiculously underpowered
are you high

>>147705736
>that Mercy

CUTE

>>147705747
>counter charge Rein as Rein
>"WOW REIN THANKS FOR DROPPING YOUR SHIELD"
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU NIGGERS WANT
I CAN'T DO EVERYTHING DAMN IT

>>147705713
>hold down m1
>walk towards your enemy
>do massive damage
>have an invulnerability button
>gain 50hp on kill
>have 50 more health than other non-tanks because lul reasons

how is this not OP?

>>147705768
You should leave those shitter lobbies instead of enabling them familia.

As soon as people start stacking and refusing to run support its a red flag that you're about to lose.

>competitive
>keep switching sides
>playing on the same map 3 times

FUCK this is boring

>shitcan Tracer and Genji's only hardcounter without a care for what this does to the game's balance

I dont know why I expect anything from Blizzard anymore

>literally every single death in a match was from lmao 20 tick priority epic hook of skill and proficiency

how have blizzard been in this business for so long and yet they cant make games for shit

>>147705647
fuck off with your tracer nerfs your fucking faggot

also nerfing bastion ?

are you retarded ?

Did they fix the thing where the enemy team would get less rank exp if you had a leaver on your team? Even if they left and rejoined?

>>147705812
I said best girl not best girlfriend.

>>147705098
stuntman junkrat skin when?

>>147705647
I only want them to nerf concussion mine

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>>147705736
>>147705813
>The way Mercy looks at Pharah

It's so cute, I quite literally can't even

>>147705794

Don't be a fucking pleb.

White Rabbit.

Good job achieving greatness.

How do you unlock Sylvanas career portrait?

>>147705647
>nerf junkrats ult

IT
HAS
O N E H U N D R E D
HP

STOP BEING BAD AT AIMING

>>147705794
white rabbit looks great

i have scavenger and end up using rabbit more

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>>147705503
>someone in my team whines that everyone in the team was useless
>PotG was me wiping out the enemy team after telling time
>he gets BTFO

>>147705898
doesn't it have 50 hp?

>>147705818
Reaper is the best character in the game on purpose its part of the lore. hes literally the grim reaper come back from the death. if you nerf him you are ruining the story and the game

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Hanzo is sadly missing.

>>147704714
They better make the heal significant as fuck if you have to aim to hit it, and she better have some kind of interesting survivability abilities because the nature of this class means it will be fucking useless on attack which the three other real supports aren't.

>>147705918
Nope, 100.

>>147705616
>he thinks medals matter in comp games outside of rankup

>>147705898
>Play Reinhardt
>Enemy trashmouse
>Ult always goes for me and I only get one chance to kill it with one shitty projectile
>Team never kills it
>Get 1 hit past shield
rrrrrEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
It doesn't need a nerf though. Maybe having it die when trashmouse himself dies but eh.

>>147705898
>be in the air
>still get hit by his ult when its just rolling on the ground

>>147705826
It kept happening everywhere I went. Just had to call it quits for the night. It happens a lot on any other day too but last night was bad.

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nice game overnerds

>>147705945
>my keyboard only has one key

Why are the best heroes the most boring?

I'd rather kill myself than play another mercy or reinhardt game.

>just went 32/0 as winston

Winston is best.

>>147706021
if I'm looking at it right, the reticle expanding means he shot right?

>Roadhogs hook has priority over abilities that can dodge/block it

What the fuck is Blizzard thinking?
How have they not reversed this yet?

Literally the only way to escape Roadhogs hook is if he misses it.

>>147706021
his hitboxes are fucking bullshit

>>147706026
Junkrat is fun

>>147706021
I don't see the problem? Tracer got fucking rekt for being bad and blinking directly in front of someone instead of breaking line of sight.

>>147705929
There's a story and lore in this game?

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>>147706026
Mercy can actually be a lot of fun if your team is competent and understands simple things like positioning.

>>147706026
>76
>Reaper
>Roadhog
>Junkrat
>Lucio
>Zarya

>boring

Have a (You)

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Daily reminder that Taimou - Timo Kettunen is cheating.

I've already accessed his accounts.

Here try for yourself, this is the login credentials he mostly uses for everything
[email protected] - backstage666

Or say something nice to him on skype:
windswept.mercy
(windswept and windswept.mercy when it comes to cheating sites such as d3scene, mpgh, epicnpc and scythe)

The age of cheaters are over

>tilted in ranked and lost a couple of ranks
>decided to blow of steam in qp
>have lost so many consecutive games that my QP MMR is now so low that I'm being ranked into mass Bastion/Torb/Genji absolute shitter tier
Please send help I don't know what this game is anymore

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>>147706026
>AGAIN, AGAAAAAAAAAAAIN
>I LIVE FOR THIS
>HAMMER DOOOWN
>boring

I'm sorry you're a fag/woman anon

>>147706148
>it wasnt hard R

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>>147706021
>>147706095
>It's another "people don't understand how balance works" episode

>Hanzo hitboxes are balanced against hitscan weapons.
>He's still underpowered as fuck.
>99% of the people who play him are still worthless.
>If you actually think his hitboxes make him broken you're just bad at this game.

>>147706148
unlike /lolg/, we don't give a fuck about stupid e-celeb drama of irrelevant people

take it to r3bb1t, literally

>>147706205
nice meme

>>147706205
No one said anything about broken anon, he's fucking annoying.

Post your rank since you like to talk shit.

>>147706148

Literally who

>>147705815
The rein in question was on like 200hp and I couldn't heal him in time so counter charging would've at least stopped the reinhardt charging all the way into us for the ult.
But in the end, some dickhead on the team decided to have a go at me for "Not healing enough"
So I just refused to heal the rest of the game
came out silver damage and elims kek

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>>147706026

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>>147706205

Taking the bait. Property of Roadhog.

What's your favourite spammable voiceline?

For me it's a tie between MADA MADA and CATCHPHRASE!

so what new skins do you think they will release?

mfw i want a skin tight armour genji pls like pic

>>147706305
Zuper.

>>147706305
I can do this all day.

>>147706305
やりますね

>>147706305
Lucio's "WOO! Jackpot!"

>>147706282
he said best anon, not garbage

>>147706305

Hahahaha GEE GEE.

How do you deal with a Reaper that's raping your team

>>147706201
Reinhardt's voice lines and his whole attitude are absolutely the best things in the game, and he's fun as fuck
>DO I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION YET
god yes
anyone who doesnt enjoy the literal ubermensch can suck hajji cock

>>147706305
HAVE A HAVE A HAVE A HAVE A NICE DAY

Does anyone else switch to shit heroes on purpose when some salty guy gets on mic and starts telling everyone else who they should play? Congratulations, you're getting Hanzo now.

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Why is CATCHPHRASE so popular for Reinhart?

Is there some reference I'm missing?

>>147706376
grin and bear it like the little faggot bitch you are because that Reaper is me.

>>147705134
on certain parts of certain maps his scatter arrows and q to win are super useful

pretty much every annoying thing in OW is annoying because it works

>>147706376
RMB > Shift > LMB > Melee

>>147706376
Rage quit.

>>147706305
>WHY ARE YOU SO ANGRY ?
>WHY ARE YOU SO ANGRY ?
>WHY ARE YOU SO ANGRY ?
>WHY ARE YOU SO ANGRY ?
>WHY ARE YOU SO ANGRY ?

>>147706386
>best attitude
76 beats rein

>>147706305
PRECISION
GERMAN
ENGINEERING

>>147706386
reinhardt is the most passive boring as fuck to play character in the game

even mercy has more things going on than him

that's just the truth

>>147706305
LIKE TAKIN' CANDY FROM A BABY

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>>147706236
>>147706272
Well he's the number 1 player on Overwatch and is always 1st place.

Anyways if you don't care about esport shit, here's some Blizzard logs. I'll post the pastebin later

>>147706305
CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP

>5 man team + me on our side
>no one picks healer so play mercy for them
>50% of team damage healed (22k)
>don't even get a point at end of the game

REEEEEEE