/ss13g/ - Spessmen on a Spess Station

don't you fucking judge me

From last thread:

>>147672485
Stopping upload once they're already in is an undue burden. The only thing you can do to truly stop them is being right in your hope that they're too clinically retarded to know how to stop you. That airlock makes a world of difference.

>>147673629
There's a reason firelocks exist and even go down automatically in case of breaches or fires, though.

>>147673091
And then there's this guy >>147673186

WHICH IS IT?

>>147674010
why that vox not got a mask on?

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>for some reason, find a monkey that has an all access ID equipped
>get the brilliant idea to throw him against airlocks to open them, it works!
>having fun using this new strat to empty out EVA and auxiliary tool storage, stashing my goodies in the gateway room where nobody looks
>a stupid fucking mutant in his turd suit and special needs fishbowl helmet tailgates after me (of fucking course it would, these so-called """""TRADERS""""" have zero respect for station law)
>spews some ear-raping unintelligible screeching that if one didn't know better could easily be mistaken for some vapid degeneracy statement not unlike "kayahi iz mai husbando xd!", but after some thought I realize this abomination of nature is trying to say "what you doing with monkey"
>explain the brilliance of my newfound method of getting into anywhere by throwing the monkey around, not realizing until halfway through typing it out that such a sophisticated sentence is probably lost on this sorry fucking walking abortion that can only speak broken retardese
>the first thing it says upon hearing this is "why not just take the ID from the monkey"
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I SWEAR IT'S ALWAYS ABOUT STEALING SHIT WITH THESE MONGOLOID FUCKING MAGPIES, CAN'T GO ONE FUCKING SECOND WITHOUT TRYING TO STIR SHIT UP SOMEWHERE. PROBABLY JUST COULDN'T STAND THE FUCKING THOUGHT OF A MONKEY RIGHTFULLY OUTCLASSING IT'S RETARDED ALIEN ASS. WHY ARE YOU EVEN PLAYING A JOB WITH NO ACCESS IF YOU DON'T EVEN ACCEPT THERE'S SHIT OUT OF LIMITS? REMOVE VOX WHEN, THEY BRING NOTHING BUT FUCKING SHITTERY AND THIS IS A LONG TIME IN THE COMING, NOT EVEN CONTAINED TO THESE GOD-AWFUL """""TRADERS""""" THAT HAVE NO FUCKING REASON TO EXIST

>>147672485
Stopping upload once they're already in is an undue burden. The only thing you can do to truly stop them is being right in your hope that they're too clinically retarded to know how to stop you. That airlock makes a world of difference.

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>map 40 blocks
>inject all superpowers on me
>only a minority of them manifests
>take a rye pill
>inject my own S.E. with powers on myself
>all of them manifest
gud round for powers

>>147674236
all vox are supposed to be like that

>>147674241
Just a reminder, it's 100% valid to cuff a trader and space them if they're out of the trade shuttle. Doubly so if they're stealing shit.

>>147674386
but it doesnt breath station air unless you fix it

>>147674241
Well why didn't you?

>>147674637
that would be stealing

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>>147674236
>>147674386
>>147674539
>vox
>thread is "Resomi Edition"
>image name is "reso"

>>147674690
>>147674637
>>147674241
I actually do this a lot, if I want in or out and someones being a fucktard i just throw them into the door.
You can also push borgs into doors unless they are PARKING BREAK ON secborgs

>>147674539
I don't see the issue

>>147674637
It's a monkey, what's a monkey going to do?

>>147674241
This is a true 10/10 post and we need a boatload more of them instead of the crap we've been getting in the threads so far.

>>147674940
Stealing is badong friend.

>>147674940
how would you feel if you were that monkey and someone stole your ID

>>147675061
dude
laws
lmao

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Put aside your differences and kill the red menace

>>147674010
_ _____ ____ ____ _____!

>>147673292
>>147673504
That was FatBaldBastard. The AI did have a malf law (at least at roundend).

[17:29:01]SAY: Vulgaris Magistralis/FatBaldBastard (@212,296,1) As Galactic Common : During a malf AI?
[17:47:16]GAME: <h1>Round End Information</h1><HR><h3>Silicons Laws</h3><br><b><img src="logo_12.png"> Door Opene (Played by: )'s laws when it was deactivated were:</b><br><br>&*##. ERROR ER0RR $R0RRO$!R41.%%!!(%$^^__+ @#F0E4'STATION OVERRUN, ASSUME CONTROL TO CONTAIN OUTBREAK, ALL LAWS OVERRIDDEN#*?&110010

>>147675248
The law talk is the best thing that ever happened to these threads. How2 kill station as non-antag cyborg pls i want hunt valads

>>147675390
I'd like a letter w please

>>147674757
replace vox with resomi when

>>147675642
Resomi are even faggier than vox

>>147675467
A traitor uploaded the law, didn't they?

>>147675764
that's good, it might just be what it takes for them to be removed
let them have it

>>147675764
Exactly :^)

>>147675786
yeah i decided to let the sillicons have fun so i nanited a bunch of people, built a ai, synced most of the borgs to that ai, and then uploaded the milf law

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>>147675262
The .xcf for this one is gone and I don't feel like starting over :^)

Does someone have the pomfcoin sprite? I really, really need it
Thanks

>>147674010
what the fuck even is that supposed to resemble?
where do you furfags find all these heavy duty hallucinogenics god damn

>>147676623
Resomi

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>>147675243
>Default borg
>Name myself captain's spare id
>Drag around the spare
>Without fail people steal or try to steal my id

>>147676732
what the fuck is a resomi

>>147677171
Alien race on Baystation 12.

they start with thermal vision

PLEASE I RELALY NEED THE POMFCOIN SPRITE PLEASE

>>147677250
>IPCs go up on baystation
>Forget to play them
>They go down for "Lore reworks"
>A year later they go back up
>WHITELISTED
Fuck bay, I'm not getting whitelisted for an alien race again

>>147677250
that sounds really boring
they're just manlet sergals
wow

>>147677448
I understand
Even if I don't really play there because of the "bay boogieman xd"

>>147677737
and yet still more well developed than our race choices

>>147677118
gotta get that 'cess

>>147677118
Default borgs are literally the most untrustworthy fuckers on the station, i trust a secborg in R&D before i trust a default anywhere

>>147677737
They're literally Avali.

>>147677448
IPC were like the only bay race ive been interested in personally

>>147677908
Some of my favorite rounds I manage to make it to the end of the round as a default. Just getting by opening things, asking people for help, and dragging stuff.

>>147677828
greys are cute fuck you

>>147678102
literally just an ayy lmao meme. try again

>>147678068
Oh sorry I was thinking Standard, defaults are fine. Its standards you cant trust.

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>>147678102
>Tfw no qt 2d spessgirl to fight

>>147678172
Standards are the best borg though. You can move the AI, borg chargers, and consoles. You can setup your own air canister filler and take air canisters to shit. You can repair distro with your wrench and the pipe dispenser. You can batonlock perps regardless of their faggy helmets and sunglasses, strip them, and bolt them into something. You have all 3 huds for knowing when to bandage/oint and turn your dragged medibot on as well as marking perps for arrest or seeing false walls with mesons. you can kill slimes, fly in space.

>>147678617
And while all that may be true, Standard borgs only pick standard for an E-sword when they get emagged.

>>147678617
You would have a harder time finding a borg that cant fly in space anon.

>>147678762
Secborgs and I think mining you gotta know the magic trick. Janitor and service can't. Not sure if combat can use the trick too.

Anyone who had problems with Vulgaris or Jack Clark can comment here.

http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=2637

>>147677118
Dumb anime poster.

Why the fuck would you do that?

RESOMI WHEN
SNEKPEOPLE WHEN

>>147679593
Go home Shillcity and fist your disease ridden lesbo whore.

>>147681071
When you kill yourself

>>147681097
>Lesbian
>Disease Ridden

You serious? Pick one

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>>147681071

Literally never

>>147681482
MOTHS WHEN

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>>147681581
Literally never

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Unit SS13 will keep the Spess Race pure

>>147681737
What happened and why are you tolerating the existence of plasma men in your ranks?

kill all vox fucking shits

unban billynotreally

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>>147682393
oh fug I posted the non-human version.
brb sudoku

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>>147681071
>Snake people getting added ever
I support it.

unban mammothgrinder

>>147682657
>Runs into a shocked door
>Borg comes out
>Pulls it in and finishes the job
>Its screams are uttered but not broadcasted
Nonantag autoborger when?

>>147682832
use nanite you lazy fucking shit

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unban pimpmasterq

>>147682832
>Not wearing your powergame brand glubs TM at all times before touching the AI doors as a non human.
Git gud

>>147683374
Looks more spooky than anything

>>147683374
More like

Blind

>>147683374
ICK OCK

>>147683039
Only once have I had that not end in tears and it was a chaplain gimmick.

>>147683197
Well when that's clear you're gonna need some galoshes, an atmos suit, and the janicart to survive.

>>147683471
Dark station is the best station. It's just so more atmospheric.

>in medbay with all my cult pals
>we have ghosts summoned all around the tear reality rune
>getting ready for sweet victory
>people keep shifting around and ghosts are shitting the place up
>deathsquad comes and fucks our unorganized shit up

>it happens again later

I don't think it was Nar-Sie's time yet.

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>NRA instructor scientist
>teach people gun construction and safety
>sec is not impressed
>set me to arrest, beepsky out my window getting mad
>I walk right into sec and tell them to arrest me
>they don't do shit, presumably take me off arrest
>go back to sciencing
>tyrant AI gets built lel
>nofunallowed, gets laws reset
>make fungun
>borer.bin
>cult.bat
>entire cult trapped in xenoscience after world's worst kidnapping
>well maybe not worst, we have two head IDs and an exosuit
>I have a plan
>operator.avi
>get comms console thanks to borer, barely recall after power outage
>admins probably pushed a button too I dunno
>anyway, no more shuttle for you fags
>help cult finish sacrifices, now were in business
>get shot by some nerd
>borer: hey go somewhere safe so I can heal you :^)
>hide
>he lets me die
>mfw
no hard feelings though, you were awesome for the entire round other than that part

>>147685174
Celt fucking completed one of your objectives.
You just went murderbone as a cult instead of converting.
You deserved the squid.

where's the Celt deadmin request

Remember kids, deathsquads are like catbeasts, Always Valid.

>>147685174
cucksie can take his fat ass elsewhere

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>>147685253
Never let 'em take your funs, Anon

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>lethal projectile weapon stuns on the first hit

>>147685253
>2 AIs
>one was TYRANT
>gets removed a second later after turning off names in comms
That was hilarious, mainly because I uploaded tyrant

>>147685435
blue
BOARD

>>147685505
Vomit too arousing for you or something?

>>147685618
too disgusting more like. at least spoiler that shit dude

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>join as a assistant so i can make a ghetto rig and fuck off into space without wasting hardsuits or job slots for whoever would like them
>ask AI to let me into EVA for a jetpack and magboots istead of being a greytiding asshole and breaking inside with my tools
>it refuses even thought it was on asimov
>it let me in later and bolt the doors even if i presented no harm
>beg science for a pair of magboots
>ask HoS to space me throught chapel mass driver
>stopped on vox outpost, niggered a jetpack and a n2 cannister to explore space
>kill the grays from gray vault, loot the vault and end up on DJ satelitte
>chill there, and later find the spaced body of the chaplain being dragged by a MoMMI that goes braindead right after
>keep comfy listening to music while being a shithead on comms
honestly now i understand why all assistants are greytiding assholes

>>147685505
Looks like candy only, and vomit which is not unheard off

>>147685689
>>it refuses even thought it was on asimov
>>it let me in later and bolt the doors even if i presented no harm
Ban request that shit

>>147685689
HoS ordered the AI to stop you and warn him whenever you tried entering a high risk place.
Not sure if that helps any

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>>147685689

>>147686237
oh, guess that explains everything them
i'll honestly not get my glubs™ from tech storange anymore when they are sold out from the vendor

>>147685253
Man, I thought I gave you enough dexalin to survive. I felt pretty bad that you died instantly after I got back into your head.

>>147686440
Blurriness like that is caused by a small screen size, if he chose 64x64 he wouldn't be able to see anything.

>>147686667
Warden here, I saw you walk in and out of tech storage and reported it to sec as trespassing since it was obvious you law 2'd the AI into it. I didn't see you grab the gloves though, so I wanted them to search you for any boards.
Aux borg station in north east maint has free gloves and is out of the way, ask the AI to open that instead.

>>147687048
bep bop sory not on cameras i cannot confirm that you are human :)

>>147687097
check the medical records you brain in a jar

>>147686667
Just buy from cargo. You can get meds, pizza, a hazard vest, planks, medibot and minerals when you do. Everything a growing assistant needs to survive a cold and uncaring world.

>>147687214
You still have to do a voice and face check as it can be a human with a nonhuman pda+id if they used a pda to ask in. If you dunk a human cause you didn't care to check if the "nonhuman" was really nonhuman you're in deep shit for validhunting.

>>147687245
Thank you package delivery man

>>147687214
bbzztt... borpp...... sorry cannot respond must track dangerous humam...... or something law 1.....

>>147687413
If you're willing to sit under my table for a bit I can even look the other way while you take a weapon crate off into maint.

>>147687245
>Ordering from cargo when you can find 4~5 glubs on the station that don't require access
I only order shit from cargo if i am desperated
>>147687048
The tech storage glubs are below the yellow toolbox to the right, i gave up getting the glubs from cyborg station because my paranoia makes me afraid of maintenance tunnels

remove grey
remove plasmamen
add resomi

>>147688349
Yeah, it's just that you can get all your other shit to be good to go and you don't get sec on your dick doing it.

>>147688364
>remove classic space
>remove OC
>add furry race instead

>Thomasmill starts hanging out with zachboy genius, apologyman and the friggen sawbones
>Immediately gets his first note

We corrupted him, i'm so happy.

>>147688742
haha dude remember that episode of classic space where aliens had absolutely no recognizable characteristics except a metagaming ability and were all metagrudgers and memers that can't into silicon dude that's my favorite classic space movie

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>>147688364
Moss men when?
Space Squid salvagers when?

>>147688939
I'M THE FRIGGEN SAWBONES! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!! BRRRRRT! RRRRRT!BRRRRRT!BRRRRRT!BRRRRRT!

>>147688939
I spent a round helping him set up the TEG while he was CE and generally thought he'd be an okay spessman with a little more experience.

The next round he played a textbook comdom.

>>147689060
Heads are universally shit for one reason or another

I miss my husbando.

When will he come online again?

>>147689384
some say if you say their name in a spoiler they suddenly have an urge to play ss13.

>>147689445
Diethyl pls don't leave me ;_;

>>147689445
Intigracy why won't you love me back?

>>147688946
fuck off

What does it means if you play a female character and you fall in love with her?

What should I do if I'm my own waifu?

>>147690126
Go fuck yourself literally!

>>147690187
I can't do that since I hate myself. I am so rude and harsh while she's so pure and gentle, she's the personification of all I wanted to be in this life but that I'll never accomplish

>>147690902
Time to kill yourself then

>>147690902
who are you

>>147691102
who are you

>>147691182
I asked first

>>147691412
who

>tfw finally broken free of the chains of space
>only to be re-chained by stardew

does the cycle ever end?

>>147693452
yeah you'll get tired of stardew valley pretty quick
especially if you abuse any of the half dozen completely broken crops there are

>>147693452
>Thomasmill
>Can't farm purple amaranth all year outside the greenhouse without modding
It's not even good. Go to fit, learn to cook, exercise and develop it int oa positive habit.

What do you typically do as an assistant, /spess/?

>>147694740
Sit in the bar smoking cigars

>>147694740
Greytide into the bar backroom, nick bartender clothing + service fab myself a cigar, some cards, and a zippo
Sit around ARPEE-ing at anyone who seems interested while trying to think of something creative to do
Drink heavily ingame whilst drinking heavily outside the game to drown the fact that I am a complete and total failure and wish I could blow my brains out every day

>>147695040

Well, that got dark.
I'd say at least you have spess, but nobody here seems to be friends at all. Everyone is kind of just assholes to each other and accepts it.

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>See someone who seems to be lost/new
>Get them unstuck from medical
>Give a tour showing the different departments
>Get to cargo
>QM takes us down to the mining dock
>Papers me, does nothing
>Think "oh boy here we go"
>Don't react, try to continue the tour
>Whips out a cult blade and cuts off my head
>Supposed new guy stands there baffled
>Gets converted

If you really were new, this image is my greatest lesson to you.

>tfw when plasma spewing vined bloodthirsty bananas with thorns

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>tfw not autistic enough to play as the cute little crab
feels bad man

What a fucking round
It lasted hours and hours and I had so much fun

>>147696373
I play MoMMI 90% of the time

it's chill and relaxing, you're basically an upgraded engineer who doesn't have to take shit from anyone

what a good round

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>>147696280
I've never been more confused and terrified in my life, my only friend was murdered before my eyes and i turned into a harvester.

>be jew
>get gassed and burned in oven
I think all the things that happened between those two events speak for themself

>tfwrobbing armory and passing out guns to fellow cultists
diamond drill is so good
i love being a cultist and getting converted but i have no idea how to research words, also do i need to be in help or harm intent to use stun talisman?

>>147696496
i mined a ton of cult weapons and handed them out

>>147696483
it seems pretty chill, but I wouldn't want to take the slot from anyone that actually knows how to set up custom 500% efficiency supermatter conveyors

>>147696373
mommi doesn't require autism, it requires vision

>>147696581
and passion

>New to cult
>Don't know jack shit about anything
>Don't even use any runes besides communicate to give away my job and word
>Put the jew in his own oven, wasn't even chaplain, oh well.
>Later on after code blue is called captain is trying to get powers
>Me and geneisist are there as cultists trying to keep our cool as captian is trying to power game xray
>Make chloral and harm syringe him
>'I DON'T NEED RYE I NEED THIS ONE BLOCK CLEARED FOR MUH POWERS'
>Shit it failed, thank god this guy is so dense
>Fill autoinjector with chloral
>Last words the captain says is help
>Drag him to maint, pop some shells in his face, go out the window and loot his body of any GPSs or shit, bring him to cargo base for the sac.

At least I was the hero of the climax of that round, even though I was mostly worthless the rest of it.

>making a fort outside of escape
>two mommis join and start to help
>they name it the mommi lounge
>by the time we finish the atmos and power, they name it mommi and carbon lounge
>got converted earlier and hear the call to action
>bid mommis farewell
>comeback with a few harvesters
>everyone wiggles
>they rename it the Nar-Nar lounge
You guys were tops.

>>147696489
Also I fell into space at the end. So over all 10/10 first game.

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>>147688946
Are you feeling alright anon? Did someone upset you? Who hurt you?

>>147688946
yeah the blob was a pretty good movie

>>147696489
It was the best possible outcome for an introduction.

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>take zap because lmao fireball explodes even if you face empty space
>accidentally zap myself

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>You have been formally warned by an administrator - Reason: No IC in OOC.
>Further warnings will result in an autoban.
>[23:18:56] Resident Shitcurimin PM from- FatBaldBastard : even if fake. Be happy that it's not 15 min ban as per regulations

Wanna know what I said?
>OOC: Raumfahrer: :g how do you clean assistant stains off of pants?

Is this cunt autistic or just a fuckwit?

>>147697675
just a salty faggot
>NO JOKES IN MY OOC
>SUPER SEERIOUS DISCUSSION ONLY

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>>147697729
Why is he an admin lol?
He later messaged me about playing a single name plasmadude

If this is the kind of bad admin /tg/-washout who's administrating this time slot I'd rather not play during this time slot to be honest

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>>147697675
admins on /vg/ are retards who gloss over facts and defend their own while fucking over the playerbase.

>>147697867
Why are we getting so many TG reject admins and players?

>>147697675
Why the FUCK was this guy ever made admin?
Can anyone name a single example of acceptable adminning from his part? I have literally never read that ckey behind anything except shit like this

>>147697867
>messaged me about playing a single name plasmadude
what the actual fuck

>>147697948
What's your ckey again? You know, for laughs.

>>147697867
Then stop.
>>147697945
Dude vulgaris has been here for years.
>>147698073
Pretty sure it's because nuke told all the admins to crack down on dumb names and ooc in ic There was a. Forums post a few threads ago.

>>147698123
sure it's FatGayFaggot

>>147698215
Bald hasn't been on since before that.

>>147698215
He's an admin now though

>>147698215
>Vulgaris has been here for years
How has that autistic fuckwit avoided a ban, let alone become an admin?

>>147698262
I can't say for certain but I think when admins log in they can see an admin only notification. I've had rei put one on me ages ago for something minor.
Vulgaris has always been very harsh about his sentences be it as a player or an admin.
>>147698316
He has been banned in the past then after a long time reformed his actions and applied for an unpopular time slot.
If shapska or whoever can get admin it's possible for anyone pretty much.

>>147698316

if some shit eater form hippie can get admin then even some one like meme bones can get it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tolk6nVAX8o

>>147698645
I hope you aren't talking about shapka.
Bless that man he makes me smile when he rambles about "abos"

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what if

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guys ok.. guys what if

ok ready?

ok

what if there was support for multi monitors as the AI? so you could have 5 people tracked at once.

>>147699583
What if you kill yourself

>>147699583
probably impossible to code with a game that dates back to the stone age
what could work is a window pop up of that

>>147699627

i die

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better file name?

>>147700112
Spelling Asimov right would be a good start

>>147700112
not getting your antag roll

>>147699583
You can. Just open 5 instances of byond

>>147700112
Shitcurity remember they have to follow space law

Good morning spacemen!

>>147700986
top of the morning to you as well.

>>147700986
kill me

>tfw no vox gf
forbidden love is best love

>>147698829

shapka just crazy in the head other new one we got.

under age and form hippie

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>Become Doctorman McMedic
>Go to bar
>Talk with barmanbro
>barbro gives me bottles of vodka
>I steal a glass
>Go around the station and ask people to drink with me
>finally find a drinking buddy
>Engineers
>2 of them
>Get drunk
>Flirt with station AI
>Proceed to AI core
>I am sitting with the core talking about life
>Kiss the AI core
>Suicide
>Engiebros find my body
>Put me into a robot body
>...
>Fucking Janitor
>Start the robo revolution
>help with robot assasinations
>Wash off blood
>Marry the AI
>AI goes rogue
>Still loves me
>protect her
>die protecting my robo-waifu
I fucking love this game

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>>147701275

i saw someone throw a custom made grenade once that didnt evolve smoke, it just instantly applied the space lube to the floor, please, how was this done?

>>147701891
Same way as with a blood grenade, just have one beaker full of the stuff. second beaker optional.

>>147701891
you can make grenades
grenade casing+igniter+trigger
the trigger thing could be a timer, voice thing, or remote signaler
chemistry gets some and you can get the casing from metal sheets
the igniter and trigger can be made in autolathes or found around the station
for the contents you can put whatever fits into a beaker but have to fuck with how they're put in so that the ratio is maintained and not react until the grenade goes off

how do i singuloose

>>147703105
just be yourself dude

>>147703105
Insert large beaker to chem dispenser
Add:
>25u Sulphuric Acid
>25u Chlorine
>35u Potassium
>10u Sugar
>10u Phosphorous

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I now no longer hate vox
vox are no longer pox

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>>147704504

>>147704504
And why is it that you made the right decision?

>>147704504
Vox should be hated in-game because that makes things more interesting but it's weird that people continue roleplaying Vox-hate out of game. The thread isn't in-character.

>>147705835
oh fuck off

>>147705835
I see through your post, baitman

>all the waifus are taken, unable to be courted, or just plain shit

How long must I wait before I find my waifu

>>147707339
I mean, I wouldnt object to being waifu'd

>>147707629
Nobody wants to waifu you sandy because you are TRASH

can you choose the appearance of the kawaii crab?

how do I go from one kawaii crab appearance to another?

>>147707708
i'm not sandy tho, sandy's a cunt

>>147707835
You choose your appearance when you first spawn.
I don't believe you can change it once it's set.

BYOND crashing
cannot connect to serb
send help
what do

>>147707868
I didn't get the option though
just a name change

>>147700367
>automatically banned by one of the many shitmins for multikeying

>>147707887
oh it was avast, nevermind.

>>147707891
just tried spawning as a mommi in the test serber, still no appearance option
is this a feature?

>>147707835
>>147707891
>>147708038
In your UI, there is a squre that says "panel."
Click it to bring up the icon change menu.

HOW DO I MAKE THE SPACE PARALLAX WORK?

Updating/downgrading Byond and updating my drivers does nothing.

How do I open lockboxes without stealing someone's ID

>>147709386
use a bucket of water and a bucket of potass

>>147709508
DONT DO THIS CREATES MUSTARD GAS

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CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

>>147709508
Splashed one after another?

>>147707629
Hi morena

boricua morena

>>147710164
what! that's not me.
is that you deadpoo

>>147709386
i'm not 100% sure it works, but you could try to EMP them.
EMP happens when iron and uranium mix.
put a beaker with some iron (or uranium) on the floor in the same tile of the lockbox and pour some uranium (or iron) from another beaker (5 units should suffice).
the more you mix, the bigger the EMP.

>>147710239
what do you think

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>Find game interesting
>Too scared of being an hassle to everyone

How do I start playing this game for real?

>>147711430
Learn the basics on a dead or shitty server, or play assistant.
Nobody expects anything from assistants.
Librarian also works.

>>147711430
Play as assistant or cargo for a bit until you know your way around the station and the controls just ask people in a department what to do, most people are pretty friendly and will help you out as long as they aren't under a lot of pressure >>147710608
Thanks I'll give it a go next time I'm in R&D

>>147711430
>>147711518
you can also experiment on the test server.
it's on sandbox mode, so you can spawn almost everything.

>>147711662
They can also be opened with IEDs, drilling them with a mech's drill, emags, shooting them a few times, and so on.

>>147712145
Aye a small sized EMP is less likely to have Sec come down and stun baton my ass or get bwoinked for that matter unless I just do it in the research post I guess

How is the server? Havent been able to access the internet the past week

>>147712360
The mech drill method is even simpler since if you're in science since its Robotics' job to make them anyway.

>>147711430
Just join as assistant and ask people to teach you stuff, someone gave me a full tour of box station when I was new and it helped a tonne

>>147713109
I guess I'll do that later. I died trying to cut wires on a door. Woopsies.

>>147713310
lowpop is easiest pop to learn in

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>>147696496
>>147696649
Read the wiki and just do it once or twice. It's pretty easy once you get over the [NEW THING!!!! :<<<<<] spergout. If you want, you can ask admins in dead rounds if you can get spawned in thunderdome, culted, and given the 4 starter words to research shit with. If yred's on and dead he's often up for teaching newbies as is deitylink. You can also play locally as an admin

>>147697675
Ironic IC OOC is still IC OOC. Don't be a faggot, stupid people occasionally suck that up and shit up the round. You've been playing long enough to know you shouldn't be doing that shit.

>>147714242
fuck off

>>147713310
Yeah also use the Vg wiki some of it is a out of date but it should give you a good general idea of how to do stuff like hacking

>>147714548
No u. ;_;

>tfw server is kill

>>147714242
Ironic IC in OOC has never been punished ever in any of the rounds I've ever been on as an admin or a player, get the fucking stick out of your ass you piece of shit.

>>147698215
Nuke did not tell admins to crack down on dumb names, he said to crack down on newfags that are being shitters.

Having a single word name as plasman isn't against the rules and this faggot needs to fuck off, we don't need more cunts on the team.

>>147714958
It has. Soca, Rei, jjenjr, fiskap, rag, probe, arthur, diethyl, ghlor, jed, deadpool, skow and more on occasions when they were being obnoxious faggots.

>>147714242
Ironic IC in OOC has never been bannable, and its been a meme the 4 years I have been playing

>>147715220
Please show me some physical evidence.

>>147714958
I like you, you should be an admin.

>>147715220
Is this about names or ironic ic in ooc

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Twohotdogs unbanned when?

>>147715397
Can't do shit cause I don't have admin powers

>>147715491
IC in ooc

>>147715692
>"Admin powers" consists of posting the public logs.
Okay. You can sit down with your nonexistent rebuttals now.

>>147715770
Well if you mean that grep thing, I don't know how to do that either.

>>147715856
http://game.ss13.moe/logs/

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HIGH OCTANE MEMENGINE

PA STIMULATE SUPERMATTER AFTER ALL

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>>147716919

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>>147716919
HOW MUCH POWER

>>147716919
2KW, are you sure there isn't trace oxygen in the chamber?

>>147716919
Remember, pipes don't have flow. You can do
v>v
| | |
>^|

for another 10 H/E's of coolant. Then you can layer manifold plates around the edges around 50-53 plates helping hold the chamber down. Or 40ish and you can put in a thick N2 flood for slowing, a plasma flood for emergency coolant and scrubbers for reclamation.

>>147717760
That's not KW, that is Joule

>>147718016
Point is it's small and I'm worried it's just trace oxygen fucking with you.

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>Haven't played in a while
>Check github
>Assault Rifles removed
How am I suppose to teach the assistant to fuck off from my workshop if I can't print assault rifles?

What's next, lowering the amount of chloral units produced on mixing?

>>147718512
They also raised the costs of shit so a nigger greytiding in while you're doing other shit empties the fab of minerals you need so good fucking luck when a singuloose comes. AEG's are now egun modkits only.

They don't even play anymore so they can't comprehend that shit breaks which is exactly when guntide needs to tide.

ded?

Been away from internet for a week. Much gone on since Saturday?

>>147718512
What, does your flash or scrubgloves not work anymore?

>>147718512
...but assault rifles haven't actually been removed. Are you high or just stupid?

Also:
>playing mechanic, ever

What's it like being one of the most useless non-ARE PEE jobs on the station?

>>147719094
Are you retarded?
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/10709

>>147718956
>Not having your glasses
>Getting gloved
>Ever
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyPhsFxnc_c
Turn in your assistant card.

>>147707853
Transform: Anti-bully ranger!

>>147719094
Say what you want about mechanics but it was better when parts were made from plastic

Sure, maybe some flaps got deconstructed, but we actually upgraded machines back then. I'm not in the mood to upgrade shit if I have to wait 20 minutes and then fight R&D for scraps.

>>147719171
Are YOU retarded?
That PR hasn't been merged.
PRs only take effect IF they get merged.

>>147719250
THEN GIT OUT OF MECHANICS YOU FILTHY DUPLICATE. RESEARCH BUILDS MACHINES. THEY UPGRADE MACHINES. THEY DO THAT RESEARCH YOU BEG FOR ON YOUR KNEES MOUTH WIDE OPEN. BE THE REAL DEAL.

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>>147707339
Don't worry, I took a short break but you can waifu me and drag me around wordlessly all you want

How would you guys like a super-complex realistic chemistry system in which you combine basic elements to create real-world-accurate molecules of real medicines?

>>147719261
I don't browse github enough to know about merging all that other shit, I just thought it was a good place to check.

>>147718737
I wish, we're currently proceeding through a round already at five hours.

>>147719390
No thanks. Play on goon if you care for extra busywork.

>>147719390
fuck off, thanks

>>147719392
>I don't browse github enough to know about merging all that other shit
Considering that "more than literally once" is usually enough to know what merging is, you must not browse the Github at all.

>>147719390
SS13 isn't a complex simulator/engineering game, that'd be like putting realistic car physics in f-zero.

>>147719350
>Research builds and upgrades machines
Anon I was being serious you can't just kid around with me like that

Sawbones for Admin

>>147719390
no but i would like for ratios and elements to be more accurate to real world chemicals if they aren't already

>>147719492
I don't, I just checked it now because I thought it would be a good place to start.
Eitherway, is it possible that this will be merged? I really like assault rifles because they cost metal and glass, I get paranoid without a stun gun and assault rifle.

>>147719506
That's their job. Whether it happens or not depends on you. But hey, keep crying about how you have to fight for minerals and research cause you're a stupid nigger.

>>147719497
>>147719390
Some things lend themselves to realism (e.g.: our gasses obey ideal gas law), some things are outrageous fantasy (you can have oxygen in an open glass at room temperature)

Chemistry is mostly in the fantasy realm.

>>147719623
>is it possible that this will be merged
It's possible.
I don't think it's likely, though. Pretty much everyone hates the change.

>>147719707
>whether or not someone else does their job depends on you
Do you even read your posts before you hit send?

Nah, that would require a brain.

>>147719623
It's inevitable. There's a pretty significant faction of opposition to gunsci in general. There's a ton of issues and PR's about the same shit but it's got a slightly different name this time so it doesn't have the like 4,000 replies on the situation. Like the jews, no step is ever enough and they'll keep eroding until nothing's left however long it takes.

>>147719845
You can be rnd and you can build and upgrade shit you retard. But no, you can't be the big bad boogieman so you'll be a filthy duplicate then cry bitch nigga tears about your self-imposed "hardships".

>>147719851
gunsci is cancer anyways

MY NAME IS NOT VORENA

>>147719969
You say that until blob/wiz/cult/rev/ling/vampire rolls by and you're greytiding in the door to empty the protolathe to make a backpack of guns.

>>147720047
Whorena Vorena the eater of the crew!

>>147720047
I'd a Morena if you know what I mean. I'd have sex with her if you didn't know what I meant

Why does SS13 go unresponsive constantly? It mostly happens when I click on a link in the chat, or after some extended play. When it happens I can still hear game audio, but I'm usually forced to task-kill it with the close button. I think these hang-ups has something to do with the chat window.

My OS is Win10.

>>147720078
Making guns to arm the station during an emergency is great

Stockpiling guns from roundstart when nothing's happening is cancerous

>>147720047
>morena will never shrink you down and stick you in her mouth, playing with you like a cat tormenting a mouse
>tfw she will never swallow you whole, leaving you to painfully get digested into a warm slurry by her digestive juices
>you will never contribute to her thicc
y live

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>>147720436
>Win10
You fell for the Jewish tricks, nice going.

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>>147719707
Not him but I don't fight for materials, I just steal them.
Fuck scientist and fuck miners

>scientist leaves his resources out in the open where it'll only take me like 10 seconds to get into his door
or better yet
>miner leaves resources in the ore machine and or stacker

also
>intentionally striking gibtonite deposits near dig sites
>depressurizing the entire research outpost and mining outpost, stealing medical supplies and blaming it on the vox if anyone asks
>If I'm in a particularly joyous mood, I'll replace the the pills in the kits with chloral pills
This happens for every time I see a material rich RND

>>147720436
The botnet is sucking your juices dry

>>147720567
oh my god i'm not thicc, who is this
>>147720332
lewd

>>147720567
Macro/Micro vore is okay, assuming it's hard vore and or they're eating a lot of people, but for one on one thing same size is best.

Am I the only one who lags to shit when there's lot of stuff in the screen, specifically blood and players moving? Should I get a better computer in order to play this 13 years old game?

>>147720939
No, blood lags super hard.
Something about viruses and footprints or something.
Which is why janitor is actually one of the most important roles in the game and cultists are shit.

>>147721006
It's cause it's updating constantly to try and infect people.

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FIVE
HOURS

FINAL SCORE: 19550 RATING: The Pride of Science Itself Hydroponics Harvests: 4112 (4112 Points)

>>147720827
Same size is shit. Hard vore is shit. You're shit and have shit opinions

t. vorefag

Why does the shuttle play shitty dad rock

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F O U R H O U R S

Whoever was that second scientists, I apologize for how absolute shit I was at science

>>147720827
Hi Vorena

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>>147721006
>Viral epidemic
>It's either sputum or mucus
>FUCKING EVERYWHERE
>Janitor was an lololololslips griefer who got fucked up and died or went braindead ages ago
>80% of the playerbase run around being diseasebags with no care in the world
>It hits stage 4's all over and shit blows up
Just once I want a real live janitor, assistant, or janiborg during an epidemic to be, oh no prob guys I got this shit on lockdown!

>>147721247
It's great, I got a lot of shit done.

>>147721369
It was great.

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>another good round ruined by admin bullshit
NO ONE TO VALID BETTER GO HOME WHY ARE YOU ACTUALLY PLAYING THE GAME LOL BLOBS LOL DISEASE

>>147721369
>Four
It was almost 17:00
Why didn't anyone save us from this

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>>147720827
macro/micro is the shit dude, your opinions are wrong

>>147720748
I said contribute to, not that you were thicc yet

>>147721369
A L M O S T F I V E A C T U A L L Y

>>147721439
The janitor was desperately trying to clean up the mess i was leaving anon, I was litearlly throwing bluespace tomatos whenever he turned his back

Kurt is cute, CUTE!

>>147721440
Shh
Don't do that
Poe's law

>>147721307
>Calling yourself a vorefag and not enjoying SSV
>Not wanting to see Morena's distended belly after she's done devouring an assistant
yuck

>>147721570
it has to be done well or its shit, is what i mean

Felicity should play head roles more often. She kept that all together pretty well.

>>147721570
Give her a cold milk, honey, soap, and red pepper flake enema. Strap her down to a table so she can't stop it and fill baby fill. You ain't seen distended until she's well beyond pregnant sized and the stretch marks start forming. Just like my nippon av's.

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>>147721693
I'm sure she enjoyed the spaghetti, Kurt

>>147721570
vore is not my biggest kink, but micros getting eaten is decent

>Be botanist
>not antag
>not anything really
>Go about my business, mutate my plants to superfruit etc
>No chef, so just dumping shit in the hallway
>Eventually HOP comes by and realizes the sheer amount of produce on the floor of botany is lagging the entire area
>Fills up two and a half spacefridges before realizing he cant beat the tide of fruit
>Eventually get bored and switch to no-fruit spam because it gives more variety
>I grew over 4100 plants

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>golem
>niggering around
>roll antag
>don't have pda so no uplink
>sausage hands so i can't use guns
>bust in cargo while they are busy
>make a rcd and chill till escape
>later on escape shuttle i noticed that i could access the syndicate uplink with my radio headset since they gave me a frequency for it istead of a pda password
living and learning

>>147721837
Your limbs are black.
Did you have robotic limbs as a golem?

>>147721837
If you had a headset on it'd have rolled into your headset freq. Shame. You can also steal pda's from the bridge if the HoP/Cap are deaf or have someone buy you one from the pda terminal.

>>147721837
>tfw I made traitors as an xeno
Neat. You weren't even my golem, damn shame. I'd have loved to have assisted you.

>>147721928
i asked a scientist to swap my limbs for robotic ones to see if i still had sausage hands
i still couldn't use guns/magboots

>>147721837
>Gets antagonist
>Doesn't antagonize
Literally what's the point of having it on if you're just gonna print shit nobody cares about then chill?

>>147721928
Yep, I ended up giving him the robot arms because he needed them. I felt like the golems were my children and tried taking care of them the best of my abilities. Shame it didn't work though.

>>147721693
I didn't post that, and she told me she'd rather have burgers

>>147722061
You couldn't use the guns because the bulkiness is a species flag.

However, it is an interesting idea for the gun check to not apply if the bulky species has robot arms.

If you think it should be changed, make a Github issue.

>>147722096
Whoops ment for
>>147721758

>>147722061
>>147722152
You can get genetic power to eat things, and eat off your Golem Shell and Mask, so you can wear any clothes you want

>>147722324
Golems don't have those anymore. They're a seperate thing from humans now.