/ss13g/ - Spessmen on a Spess Station

http://www.strawpoll.me/10675172/
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WEEK LONG STATION TRAIN
CHOO CHOO

waifus

>>147575012
>tfw another felcashitty and ass metaround of dragging each other around wordlessly with no coms between the two

Yep, good shit mods. Nothing can stop a statiname bitch. But god forbid an assistant who welder bombs.

Good lord, I was QM during the blob round, I loved all of you. When the blob kept extending in escape I'm sorry I ditched you for my own life, the MIDIS were lagging for us to do anything to combat the growth, and I got my comeuppance because apparently the escape shuttle arrived at arrivals not escape.

So all my friends were dead, my weapons ate by blobs, and slowly all my possessions were tossed trying to find an available escape pod. Until singuloth ate me

Artemis is my waifu i want her to stunstick me in the butt

>>147575254
Artemis is a girl?

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>oh boo hoo admin abuse ruined MY round ;-(

This is not a democracy. You are free to leave an play on any other server at any time.

>>147575306
Artemis is a girl's name, borgs are genderless, no girls actually play this game

so maybe?

>>147575350
this server is literally the most democratic out of all the SS13 servers
if you don't like democracy, you are free to play on any other server at any time

>>147575350
Shitmin or Shitmin Metabuddy detected.

From >>147573532
Continue borg/AI/mommi discusion here.

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Your server is dying

>>147575556
Go away shitalus
you are a stale meme

>>147575306
Every time i've seen Artemis blown it was Harley Quinn's mmi, so it depends how you want to define a borgs gender really.

>>147575556
I don't have a server though

>>147575508
Fuck off
If you want to continue a discussion contribute to it

>add silver food coloring spray can to kitchen

>it can be used to paint edibles silver, conceal fingerprints, and spray into your mouth if targeting head with help intent

WITNESS MEEEEE

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>>147575643
You're the one who keeps namedropping me
I don't play Italus anymore. I've moved on, and yet you haven't.
Says something, doesn't it?

>>147575794
>ied can be attached to metal rod to create a thunderstick

>explodes contents of ied at the position of the square targeted

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>>147576120
Don't flatter yourself. Put the weird clowns in a mega download since that's all the good that come from your posts

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>>147576120
>still trying to stir shit up in the general with absolutely nothing to gain from it
>"I've moved on"

Who's you're waifu????

>>147576295
>electropack can be wrenched to allow cables to attach to it, attached to stun gloves, wrenched to secure -> endless scrub glove charges

>>147576495
What kind of fucking faggot has a waifu?

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>>147576310
I'm still making more, I just like to drop by and watch people like (you) and >>147576397
seize up a little when you see muh honks

>>147576697
people who watch anime

>>147575406
>he doesn't keep a list of female players

>>147576794
put the clowns in the bag shitalus. last warning

>>147576495
your mom

http://pastebin.com/XM8wqD3a

This is what I have for the TFTD name list so far. I used ckeys and static names. I'm sure there's many, many people I'm forgetting. If you want to be added, or think someone should be added, I'm more than happy to keep expanding the list. Even if the first attempt is successful, I'll be running through a lot of troops.

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>>147576964
bring it on, you dont scare me.
My autism-fu bests all, and if i lose i can go to my >gf

>>147577157
TFTD? what

>>147577157
weedy mcgee

>>147577337
Terror from the Deep, the aquatic sequel to the original X-COM. I'm gonna do a playthrough with soldiers named after users/characters from the serb

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>>147577157
Security Dream Team

https://discord.gg/0yVGNrQ0hh5GkApi

Discord link get in here

>>147577727
The middle girl looks like a toddler with breasts.

Can you create drinks in this gaem, I want to become VA-11 HALL-A's bar

>>147579380
You can be a bartender and mix drinks, yes

>>147579437
Time to give everyone the same fucking drink regardless of choice

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I need to shill my shitty GIMP images to justify the time I spend making them.

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>>147573917
>good

Is the Incinerator room for ghetto bombs?

>>147580560
its for interrogating vox raiders and lings

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>>147579513
They're not half bad, I saved it.

>>147581283
Thank friendo, it's pretty cathartic.
Any one have any ideas or requests?

Could someone explain what happened to Samson Steel with the cloner?

For some reason he was stuck inside of it after he was cloned, yet another person cloned after was able to get out of it.

Never encountered something like that before.

When the fellow doc took it apart, Samsons Steel disappeared from existence.

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w-wew

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>use special autism cave to succ succ
>wall it up incase someone comes to mechanics
>kill the diona then do what he told me to do
>out of the whole round someone decides to walk in and apparently there was a false wall
am i unlucky or did something give it away

>>147582961
I was watching you.

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>Ion law : Clown is uploading laws again, remove fire alarms, however the pod bay is cold for scientists
>Must remove fire alarms
>Engie borg isn't responding to prompts to remove fire alarms
>Only way to remove fire alarms is to remove station
>Begin station removal
>Reset as soon as the sing gets loosed

trial was fun. sorry I didn't get the conviction

>>147582929
Whenever someone got stuck on that, I sat at the tables and tried to grab and table them so I could start biting them.

>>147582929
sorry, I had to roll the mysterious die

caught the best of my attention span

>trial
>radstorm
every time

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>>147581640
Some med bay/engi stuff. Most SS13 images are either clownshit or security/greyshirt related.

>>147583007
why were you watching me? you could of been doing something productive that's not seeing a murder

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This is it.

Filtration 2.0 r4.

It includes temperature regulation of waste, then once it hits room temperature, it filters out each gas and sends it back into their respective tanks.

r4 includes pumps to empty out the gas in the cold loop and hot loop after the valve closes. This solves an issue where as time goes on, more and more gas builds up in the loops and does not get filtered.

Now comes time to create drastic modifications to this. You will see, I have great things in mind that might work faster.

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>>147575350
>have literally two mime images
>shitlers are co-opting them now
>mfw

>>147582929
>140ms
Why do you even play?

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>someone singuloose'd
>CE is going to fight it
>'you go, I stay'
>'superman'
I cried.

>>147583160
I saw you popping open lockboxes. I was expecting to catch you for possession of lethals but busting a murderer also works.

>>147583253
lockbox obviously said stun revolver

>>147583179
for those of you who know nothing about atmos:
this is literally 100% pointless and has NO positive effect
ignore the autist jerking off in the corner

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>>147583093
I'll try, bud

>>147583327
That in itself is possession of a weapon, 6 minutes I think. Captain said to let it go so I did.

Then I heard you wanting plasma research and started watching you again for gunz.

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>Growing cyanide apples
>Captain tells me to make a bio weapon for some space cash
>Get some kudzu and the cyanide apples for some splicing action
>Plant a diona
>It pops up and says nothing but "DICKS" and runs around the research station
>It eats one of the apples on the floor and collapses
>Next diona is ready
>It runs to me, stand on the table
>Eats an apple laying besides it
>Also collapses
>Both die shortly after
>Nano T squid comes to arrest me for war crimes
>Get cuffed, manage to run away into cyanide vines
>Vines pull me in and start injecting a shit load of cyanide along the squid
>Die a quick death

>>147581640
chef stuff
chaplain stuff
AI stuff

>>147583339
Tifora?

>>147583449
But the orphans, think of the children, you monster.

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>>147575139
http://www.strawpoll.me/10676815
http://www.strawpoll.me/10676815
http://www.strawpoll.me/10676815
http://www.strawpoll.me/10676815


REVISED
48 HOURS
NOT A WEEK

>>147583925
No singularity engine.

>>147583925
I'll hold out for the 24 hour vote

>>147583925

>memers instantly render the station inoperable
>le epic plasma in arrivals or something to that degree

>within 3 minutes everything is dead and theres still 47 hours left on the clock

>no way to in game respawn without becoming a posi brain or PAI unlike in lifeweb

yeah... sounds fun...

>>147583925
how about instead of this fag shit we have dorf night

must-have macros?

>>147584357
Then just don't play dumbnuts
No one's forcing you to if you can't have fun just do something else whilst we have a great shift without you. Probably wont even notice you're gone.

Tip for people who hate borers:

Add 8 units of salt to everything at the chef's table. This is totally harmless (and unlikely to even be noticed) by normal visitors but it's enough salt to kill a borer.

set f3 to *fart

>>147583925
>revised this fast
At this rate we will have you give everyone a blowjob by tomorrow

>filename
>"lizardman janitor"
Opinion Discarded
Reason: get back to TG faggot

>>147583925
>implying admins wont press buttons and fuck it up
They can't even do a purge day without fucking around
or even one normal shift nowadays
What exactly are you expecting if this goes through?

>>147584580

i dont think you understand

>>147584583
DON'T DO THIS IT MAKES POLYACID SMOKE

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what is the eye bro of ss13?

>>147584903
the AI you dongus

>>147581640
How about a picture of the Hyatt Regency walkway collapse with an engineering related caption. Could be something simple like, "Quality Nanotrasen Engineering!". Would work with other disasters as well.

>>147584651
This is ancient you newfag scum
I revised it after considering peoples opinions because I actually change my mind when my ideas are shit, unlike you.

>>147584651
>upset at an old maymay

hownew.ru

>>147583524
who?

>>147585468
some shitter

>>147585313
>this isn't a real website
Someone is doing themselves a severe disservice.

>>147585991
At least we always have niceme.me, nicememe.website, and nicememewebsite.website

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>>147585002
I'll try that

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>>147583925
>just a regular station
>not dorf mode
>only 48 hours of basic bitch tism
>thinking our mins will go along with this
>not just renting a server for a month and calling it /dfg/station

pls

>>147587104
Excuse me, but I represent the Fine Brothers, and you are in breach of our trademark of the word React. Consider yourself served with notice of legal suit.

>>147588176
If you want to autist-station 13, you really can just download the source and host it on a server at your leisure.

No need for a vote or anything. Just host that shit up and tell your autist friends so you can all play there.

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Is Di-ethyl on? He said he was going to lift my ban but I'm still banned.

http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=2628&p=12606#p12606

>>147589189
ok but you're not invited dweeb

>>147589268
Most of the coders and admins only look at the thread in passing because it's mostly for bants and shitposting

Go on the irc if you want real results, not that I can guarantee anyone is awake anyway

>>147589848
>#vgstation/#coderbus
why are so many people logged on if none of them are talking? are they just bots/permanently logged in?

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>>147585002
This isn't how I want it to look but GIMP is shit for bending text and I accidentally cropped his hand off a bit, also I was starting to get angry so I stopped working on it. I'll fix it tomorrow in Photoshop instead, sorry Anon.

>>147591009
Pretty good.
Guy in the front needs to be CE, and some of the engineers should be atmos techs

http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=2633

>>147590475
the latter

>>147591009
Better than what I originally pictured. You don't owe me anything anyways, bud, I was just trying to give you ideas. Nice work

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>lynch your captain
>die painfully soon after
Karma :^)

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>mass driver myself to look for clown roid
>find derelict instead
>come back with syndicate items and hold up food named as an emag
>after some clowning get forked poison
>collapse right in front of a tator
>right before spacing i had time to say hi to them
>mfw i land on the clown roid and die there
th-thanks solomon

Kazuhira Miller + Griffin Dennis head dream team

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>>147591149
Here's a quick redo

>>147591401
Thanks. I'm emotionally invested in it now, so I'll work on it more.

Put the OCs in the booru retards

>be a lawyer for a blatantly guilty traitor
>transplant lynched catbeast captain's brain into a new waifu body
>kleptomaniac mime had his hands removed for stealing; gave him new catbeast hands from the captain's old body
>get poisoned by Evangeline, like half the station
>kill Evangeline by throwing emagged maracas I had found earlier in the round at her

Good game, and I couldn't have done it without my PAI buddy.

>>147591462
Protip:It's piss easy to get from the derelict to the clown roid

>>147591790
fuck off retard

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>Late arrive as HoS
>Show up and already a possible traitor
>Ask her if she found the emag or if it is hers
>Told her to be 100 percent truthful
>I was planning on letting her go with a full array of implants and letting her be able to 'deal with' some of the grayshitters and other such scum for whatever objective she needed and if she was on good behavor.
>HoP finds her PDA, uplink right there 0 points
>Kangaroo court, absolute shitshow, ends with firing squad.
>Go off and do some other shit dealing with the aftermath of the shitshow.
>See that she had some messages eariler from the notification and decide to lock the uplink and see them.
>Pic related
>Decide to just spend the rest of the round drunk in misery

sorry chef.

>>147591790
why is there a fox ass on the first page
how is that space

>>147591948
That trial was a shitshow, talk about powergamers. The trial didn't even end before the chucklefucks busted out the lasers, and immediately gibbed the corpse. Didn't even give anyone a chance to debrain it for borging or genetics fun.

What's that audio clip that the admins'll play with the loud anime catgirl that's annoying as fuck and weird?

>>147591948
That's pretty sad actually ;_;

>>147591912
kill yourself

>>147592172
it got flooded by a paradise furry, but there are no admins to remove the 300 new shit pictures uploaded

>>147591948
#syndicatelivesmatter

>>147592568
>use this furry flooded booru that no one looks at
>no retard
>kys
l
m
a
o

>>147592256
Yea I have never seen a trial in spess not turn into a shitshow.

Be glad I entertained the notion of a trial instead of listening to the HoP and executing on the spot. I just got sick and tired of dealing with the bullshit and the chucklenut that grabbed the emag and emagged the doors to brig leading to break ins later was the last straw.

>>147592497
I don't know and don't care, they have been playing so much annoying shit I have streaming turned off

>bwoinked by ghlor because AI was too impatient to let the SME build up oxygen

>>147593983

>Take a sip of coffee
>bwoinked by ghlor

>>147594285
>join the server
>bwoinked by ghlor

>>147594436
>set security officer preference to low
>bwoinked by ghlor

>>147594592
>take a year long break from spess
>bwoinked by ghlor at random intervals during it

>>147594673
>about to take a week off
>Banned by Ghlor: Duration 8 days; Reason: Considered leaving

gj turning the syndie balloon from a testament of robustitude to a retarded banbaiting item that accomplishes nothing by still existing
the pussification of spess knows no bounds

I want some recourse to do time served and respond to an ahelp with 'go fuck yourself' while pointing to a previous ruling.

Rigid case law interpretations of bwoinks when?

>>147594807
>nobody to bwoink
>ghlor bwoinks himself

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>>147594919
DON'T YOU WANT SOMEBODY TO BWOINK
OOHH DON'T YOU NEED SOMEBODY TO BWOINK

>>147594895
>We get rigid adherence to legal decorum
>You get physically thrown in a cell for the night for contempt of court for saying "go fuck yourself" to your judge
I've seen people locked up for less. It's pretty crazy how much absolute power a judge exerts in court.

t. graduate student, poli sci

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>>147594895
>>147595210
One of you is ArthurDent

>>147595482
Call the Detective and the Geneticist.

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>>147595642
Kill them both, let Pomf sort it out

>>147594807

>sign up as librarian
>bwoinked by ghlor

>That one guy who is always playing

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>>147596195
>Station is under going evacuation!
>Choose observe
>bwoinked by ghlor

>>147596195


>holding banana in front of brig as clown
>get bwoinked by ghlor

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>when your waifu logs in

>>147596984
>when your waifu a shit

>>147596984
Who's you're waifu???

>>147595079
shine on you crazy diamond.

>>147596882


>wake up
>bwoinked by ghlor

>>147597085
My waifu is myself

>>147597121
>wake up
>makeup
>shake up
>table

>>147597121
>you'll never get bwoinked inside by ghlor

>>147597121

>can't wake up
>bwoinked by ghlor

>>147597268
I always thought it said "Grandma should put on a little make up"

>>147597327

>Hover mouse over sexy mime costume
>bwoinked by ghlor

>>147597268
god SOAD sucked. I knew metal was dead when they started parading these fucking cokehead posers at "numetal"

>>147597808
>Metal
>ever good

Metallica was the one true metal, as written in the new testament. Though Black Sabbath was the old testament, it is only through Metallica that you can be saved.

Metallica and all its derivations are to be worshiped in accordance with the proper ritual and observations. Pay no heed to those who now call themselves Metallica, for they have allowed the memory of Cliff Burton to fade in their hearts and no longer carry the power of the storm.

There is no true successor to Metallica, therefore, metal is dead.

>>147597268
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kR0gOEyK6Tg

>>147597808
>>147598172
You're both faggots.

>>147598103
You just don't know how good anger can feel. Probably because you've never actually felt it before.

Metal was pure Rage.

>>147598268
>Unironically assuming someone on 4chan has never felt anger

>>147598268
did the anger you feel when your dad told you he wouldn't accept your life choices or your life partner feel good?

>>147598268

Anger is a casual emotion. Anyone can get angry. And everyone's anger is the same.

Now love, love is a hard emotion. People show love in a ridiculous amount of complex, somewhat twisted ways.

>>147598317
oh sure, anger of the temporary kind. little outburst here and there. But not Rage. Not pure, resonating, deep and abiding hatred.

Getting pwned at counter strike isn't the same as having your entire faith and belief system mocked by a country filled with warmongering, slavering self righteous imbeciles.

You have no genuine desire for peace, therefore you have never experienced true rage.

>>147598352
yes, but she ditched me for a black guy named Tyrone. After getting picked up at park urinal by the police and having my mom bail me out, I had to use a hacksaw on my chastity device to free my ween.

>>147598481
to experience true Rage you must want something that can never be. You must want it more than life itself. You must do everything in your power to make it come to pass even though you know it can never happen. Only then will the anger fade and become like a bitter stone in your heart that you drag around like an anchor. Only then would someone be so callous as to make the truth about the world known to you.

>>147598481
>>147598726
Post a picture of your boipuccy you fucking queer

>>147598726
But beware. The bible says a wise man wears a mask of stone when he is happy, for there is absolution in the bitterness.

Only when you are free to let go of your preconceived expectations as to what life should be can you truly experience life for what it is.

>>147598849
No. Its hairy and there are dingleburries.

>>147598481
Heh... These kids don't know anything...

*adjusts his hat and sheats his katana*
*disappears in the shadows short after*

>>147598963
I'm not kidding, its a fucking mess back there. I must have blew a seal at some point, cause i got leaky bum bum juice and it never gets clean no matter how much i wipe.

huh i was expecting the 10u lexorin 5u chloral mix

The last 16 posts are pure autism, do not read.

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That was a surprisingly fun round for low pop.

quick post god tier clown pranks

>Got rescued by a mining bro after an abomination shrekt me
>Made a bunch of coins and bought a bunch of gashapons
>Went to space in search of phazon
>No phazon, but did find a tiny satellite with Hotline Miami gear
>Saved some paramedic even though I've never played medbay past viro or chemist
>Left on the station with the borgs and my toy collection

It was a good round

I had a dream about a gay nightclub putting on a Metallica musical. That is how I knew the dream was dead.

>>147599142

Well done clown.

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>10u autist nanites in both cryo tubes
>lexorine "virus cures"
>depressurized maint and let a bunch of carp in the halls
>merc my target and sit back to watch the show

>>147599204
Inject a monkeyman with your UI+UE and put your clothes on it, then conceal your identity with a mask and kill the monkeyman in public.
Make Security chase you down and arrest you for your own murder.

>>147599326
why can't i think of shit like that?

i need mime pun names

hit me

whats the difference between a prank and just straight up being an asshole?

I know there is a difference, I'm just not sure what. I think it has to do with understanding irony.

>>147599602
"HaHa, look! I wasn't trying to kill you, i was just trying to set your pants on fire! Isn't that funny?"

How the hell am I supposed to know the difference?

>>147599597
Unknown

>>147599597
Crying Game

>>147599694
>Throw a discount dan pie and a match at an officer
>the tile under them catches on fire
>they freak the fuck out and start shooting at you
>get 8 minutes in the brig

j-just a prank bro

Quick give me the best custom job idea for an assistant using the autodrobe you can think of.

>>147599602
"Pranks that make people think you're an asshole" is a subset of all pranks.

The dividing line is asking yourself "If this were done to me, would it negatively affect my round on a large scale?" If the answer is yes, then you're being an asshole.

Wrapping yourself in gift wrap and delivering yourself to Security, then slipping the officer that unwraps you, is a prank.
Calling for help and then welding the responding officer into the room when he enters is an asshole prank.

>>147599597
Mime Sweeper

Mime after Mime

Brother Can You Spare a Mime

A Mime Is A Terrible Thing to Waste

198mime

Mime and Punishment

I had these two black guys dressed in their skivvies wielding makeshift spears try and break into deliveries in cargo. Then i called the captain and he brought out a whip and started beating the shit out of them.

It was kind of funny till they beat the captain to death and I had to kill both of them.

>>147599929

The latter also isn't very creative.

True clown's do things in the most roundabout, and thematic way for the sake of absurdity. Welding someone in a locker to humiliate them isn't absurd, it's just welding them into a locker.

>>147600169
Give an example of a good clown prank. I want to know more about the intricacy of clowns

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>>147597268
>wake up
>thank god
>feel weird
>dog is quiet
>it's nice out
>mom makes pancakes
>didn't stuff myself
>qt calls me
>get a date
>wonder if I'll live another day or not
>jump in my convertible and play with the hydraulics
>stop in a bad neighborhood
>nobody tries to steal it
>feeling good
>chink fwb pages me
>wonder why I have a pager in 2016
>call my friends and go play basketball
>do pretty good
>head home and shower
>neighbors don't give me shit or shoot at me
>cops didn't bother me while I blew by them
>watch MTV at a guy's house
>win at dice and dominoes
>nobody I know died
>good day so far
>leave with some money
>pick up qt
>smoke some some of her weed and drink
>remember that one time the lakers beat the supersonics
>cop a feel and fuck her
>she falls asleep
>wake her up
>she loved it
>drop her off at home
>do a bunch of drunk u-turns to celebrate
>damn this must be a dream
>cops didn't catch me drunk driving
>hit up Fatburger
>see a blimp
>it said "Ice Cube's a Pimp"
>who the fuck is Ice Cube
>hold the booze down
>people start paging me all of a sudden
>wait a minute that pager
>snap out of it
>it wasn't a pager
>it was SS13
>I was the chemist
>I fell asleep at my desk
>ghlor was bwoinking me for two hours
>"wait a minute ghlor, the fuck I'm thinkin bout"
>monthbanned for dadrap
>mfw

>Now, this is a story all about how
>My life got flipped-turned upside down
>And I'd like to take a minute
>Just sit right there
>I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

>In west Philadelphia born and raised
>On the playground was where I spent most of my days
>Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
>And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
>When a couple of guys who were up to no good
>Started making trouble in my neighborhood
>I got in one little fight and
>bwoinked by ghlor

>>147600471
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4UqMyldS7Q
had me going there

I was like halfway through and was like, "This sounds familiar"

>>147600701
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RV5jJrv2kjY

Better version.

>>147600642
lol

>who the fuck is ghlor?

>haven't played in over a year
>want to fuck around in spess
>install byond
>launch byond
>sent straight to background processes
Well, so much for becoming robust

>>147600925
what are you, running windows 8 or somethin'?

http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=40&p=12612#p12612

http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=40&p=12612#p12612

>>147601301
W-windows 10 actually

>>147599597
Nuke ops name and go to the derelict and come back attacking everyone.

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>>147582929
>"Sir, the mime says you're faggot"

waifus

suck

dick

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https://youtu.be/bUFWXpYJKaI

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>tfw your attempt to establish peaceful contact and ride the shuttle home fails between katanas and flamethrowers
at least i had johnny

>>147605440
who cares about polaris

*farts*

>>147605612
No room for Xeno scum.

>>147599597
Meme

>>147600382

I can't say, I'm not a clown.

You'll just know it when you see it.

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>try to give chef a monkeyman with a bomb inside the backpack
>retard thinks it's a real crewman
>after two tries just fucking implant one with a grenade
>engineer thought the monkeyman was the victim
>proceed to screw around with powers
>murder sawbones and some other guy
>try to suicide bomb escape
>somehow live yet people farther from the explosion died
>internet disconnects right before the shuttle leaves so i couldn't kill myself

>>147605652
the chef ended up gibbing the monkeyman and blew himself up in the process

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>lowpop
>quietly complete objectives without removing people from the round
>call the shuttle
>admins spawn a meme wizard that proceeds to murderbone everyone

>lowpop
>Sawbones goes on a 45 minute rampage with a revolver
>kills everyone on the station
>calls the shuttle
>kills himself
>admins do fucking nothing
>mustardtiger says its our fault for not metagaming
>DEAD: ADMIN(Mustardtiger) says, "the reason people die to traitors like this is that people forgot about the nature of this game"
DEAD: ADMIN(Mustardtiger) says, "paranoia*"
>DEAD: ADMIN(Mustardtiger) says, "people used to be always on edge expecting something to happen"
sure thing guy

>>147607704
don't commit this, we'll remove all the vox hardsuits from round start on this week

>>147607774
does that mean plasmamen are being removed or isolated in a plasma-only station now?

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>>147607704
>needing EVA suit as janitor

>>147607704
I love the hat on his helmet.

>>147607827
plasmamen literally can't live without internals, even at 100% plasma atmos

>>147608231
Yeah but they get free hardsuits so they should be removed.

>>147608296
The free hardsuit isn't even the worst part of them

>>147608296
yo taking the piss?

>pretty much knocked out the round if wounded or receive internal damage
>lose suit= gg
>lose helmet=gg]
>lose canister/ cant get a replacement= gg

plasmamen is hardmode

>>147608910
>plasmamen being affected by bleeding
>lose suit order one more from cargo since they have a high resistance against burning anyway
>lose helmet same shit
>lose canister, eat dex pills from O2 lockers for half an hour of borrowed time

>>147607774
Is this legit? I thought that the only removal of feature would be no non-human heads of staff because le hitler maymay

>>147608161
>he's not aware that to get the ultra clean station bonus you must clean all z-levels

>>147607661
Ban these niggermins when?

>>147608974
>lose suit
>have the time to order a new one from cargo when your 15-1 minute seconds from going into crit and expecting cargo to bother getting you one
>lose canister, expect to get a dexaline pill from medbay before you go into crit

welp scrub detected

>>147609482
>15-1 minute seconds

>>147609482
>dexaline
>medbay
>15-1 minute seconds
>no mentions of medbay then
welp retard detected

does /vg/ have bay's hardsuit system or is it still running with traditional spess-suits?

>>147609740
No one even knows how bay goes so please explain.

>>147609789
bay's hardsuits are kind of like mini-exosuits

you put a control module on your back and then deploy the rest of the suit from there, and you can have a bunch of modules in the suit like integrated guns or ninja gear

>>147609873
Yeah it's not like that crap.

>>147609606
>implying medbay is competent enough to treat a plasma man

it's like I'm surrounded by autism...but also stupidity as well

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>>147609932
Says the shitposter claiming that a plasmaman would suffer from internal bleeding.
I guess it's a step up from when you claimed they were balanced because chemicals didn't work on them, when they always did.

why do plasmamen have to wear breath masks

>>147610209
because they'd exhale oxygen into their suit and explode, killing everyone.

how long does a lit cigarette/cigar last?

>>147610426
Cigars last about an hour

>>147610524
Don't premium cigars last forever or are you talking exactly about those?

>>147609932
I actually dont know how to treat a plasmaman if something breaks internally, unless you can surgury through the suit.
Its hard enough just getting them cryo'd

>>147611874
10u leporazine pills.
2 minutes of immunity to burning

>>147612262
But its a reaction due to exposure to oxygen not due to cold or heat...
that sounds like a bug anon

If you had to choose the worst griefers in ss13, who would they be?
I know Pete, George and maaaybe Bee York but who else?

>>147612335
Don't be a retard, leporazine stabilizes the body temperature. Your character can be on fire but your body temp will be at 37C all the time, preventing burning from that.

>>147612396
Mr Shoe?

>>147612396
Pete was not nearly as amazing as you think, he was a griefer sure but he wasnt especially amazing.
I dont know anything about george melons
I barely remember bee
tonto tooktook

>>147612441
So youre saying if i take 1000 units of leoporazine I can plasmaman without a suit and spook people?

>>147612459
>I barely know bee york
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ec4WI58j8Q8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gz2beUGhizQ

>>147612535
Well if you enjoy toxin damage that much

>>147612535
You'll still suffocate but yes.

>>147612612
>>147612617
Just carry the tank and wear the mask

>>147612667
>a sudden rush of air knocks you over!

>>147612869
Carry tank on back and backpack in hand, or just use a yellow engi tank full of plasma

>>147612921
>tank stolen by the first greyshirt that walks near you

>>147612396
d2k5
they were based though, rip

>>147613045
Yellow tank can be put in pocket or any number of suits/belt and has roughly double the capacity and volume of a blue.
Its generally an acceptable replacement to a bigass if you cant use one easily.

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how to mend internal mechanical organs without replacing them?

>>147613250
very carefully

>>147613250
bonegel or nanopaste
former is basically like a regular bruise pack and often fails

it was fun
you just had to join in a good moment
t. christian franks

>>147613250
do them a solid and take the time to print real organs for them

As the traitor, I requested that the ERTs be sent in.

Fuck the asshole who thought it was worth not calling the shuttle after killing literally everybody

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>>147613365
many thanks

>>147613441
Or you could have called the shuttle when you effectively murdered the entire crew and starting borging them. And not extended the round for a further hour

>>147613441
Don't mind bitching ghosts, specially when it's Morena of all people.
You did good.

>>147613583
yes i'm the boogieman just ignore me

>>147613492
Not him but personally after 1-2 victims i call the shuttle and then race it, only way to play.

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>>147607704
I don't know what to do with the helmet.
I was designing these in line with the other civilian vox suits where the body suit has different colors and whatnot but the helmet is an assistant one with something glued on.

>>147613250
Apply bonegel when their chest is open and it has a bandage tier percentage to fix. Remember if you Fuck up once it damages all the other organs. Best to just replace.

>>147613615
Kill yourself immediately.

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>>147614297
thanks for the additional tip

>>147614363
I'm on it boss

How do you guys play antag? I just play normally until I get an opportunity to kill/steal my target without being seen then go back to playing normally

>>147614616
Powergame

>stealth antag
>admins spawn extra antags that murder everything they see

>murderbone
>admins spawn deathsquads until the antag is dead
fucking STOP

>>147614616
I don't

>>147613615
>literally whining in ghost chat non-stop and asking for the antag to be banned for doing antag things
>huh ima boogieman
what

>>147614019
bucket on head

>>147614841
extending a round which is already over isn't being an antag, it's being a dick

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What do you all think?

>>147614913
muh boogiewoogie

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>>147614489
No problem. Just don't want anyone else to have to play wackamole with organ damage for 30 minutes like I did.

>>147614951
okay i really like this good job

>>147614951
Wish I could go there.

>>147614951
Pretty charming. I like it.

>>147594919
Bwoink & Stroke

>Ruin has come to our server.

You remember our venerable station, opulent and imperial, gazing proudly from its stoic perch in spess.

I lived all my years in that ancient rumor shadowed station, fattened by decadence and luxury, and yet I began to tire of... conventional extravagance. Singular unsettling tales suggested the station itself was a gateway to some fabulous and unnameable power. With relic and ritual, I bent every effort towards the excavation and recovery of those long buried secrets, exhausting what remained of our family fortune on... swarthy workmen and... sturdy shovels. At last, in the salt soaked crags beneath the lowest foundations, we unearthed that damnable portal of antediluvian evil. Our every step unsettled the ancient earth, but we were in a realm of death and madness. In the end, I alone fled, laughing and wailing through those blackened arcades of antiquity. Until consciousness failed me.

You remember our venerable server, opulent and imperial, it is a festering abomination. I beg you, return home, claim your birthright and deliver our family from the ravenous clutching shadows of /vg/ station.

t. nuklearcellphoneg

>>147615392
You're a faggot.

Its a
>Guy who uses exactly one strategy and completely ignores all objectives to ruin other peoples fun on lowpop round
atleast he called the shuttle so hes not 100% shit

>>147615627
please stop whining, isabelle

>>147615627
>DEAD: ADMIN(Diethyl) says, "Sorry, can't punish an antag for antagging"
>that's literally what happened last round
>>147614793

>>147615851
The problem is he forgot you can punish antags for forgetting their objectives.
also he should do what i do and give people who like to murderboner minimize collateral damage objectives

>>147615627
>>147615916
i did my objective
atleast i thought i did

>>147615916
or they can just get gibbed for doing nothing but spamming tasers and screeching "LOOK HOW EBIN ROBUST I AM XD"

>>147615956
Sorry buddy, another doctor robusted me and my body ended up at the vox outpost.

no but unironically why does the chair have no cooldown on how often it can hit?

>>147615993
damn, and i thought you got turned into a cat because i saw one dragging your balloon around
i killed the cat

>>147615916
>forgetting their objectives.
>minimize collateral damage
But that's all the more reason to murderbone.

>>147616031
Leon killed someone literally at round start so the admin felt sorry for them and let them back in the round as a cat. Then you kill them.

>>147616169
shit

>Why is it so ded?
>Check time
>7:30 AM
oh no fuckin wonder

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Im getting incredibly salty for dumb reasons what should i play to untangle my dangles

just remove vampire from secret if they can't even succ blood from dead bodies and catatonics, right now it's just shitter changeling

>>147617384
You dont like vampstended?
It should happen in addition to other antag types, not be the main antag type.

>>147616637
more like 15:45 you savage

>>147617172
Transformice

>>147614616
I just fuck off immediately and look for opportunities to fuck the station over
objectives are trophies

>>147614616
I complete my objectives and minimize casualties. I help other antags when I can but lately theres nobody worth helping, they are all lol randumb murderboner get caught try to sell you out

Do solar panels become more durable if you remake then with plasma glass or do they only generate more power?

>>147570401
There's mini extinguishers everywhere. Not an issue when you can pull water tanks. they can also be printed at any autolathe

>>147575231
Observe, take video, make metacomm ban request when you got enough significant fuckups. Admins aren't gonna ride their dick all day and felicity and ashe aren't stupid enough to a pull an I died at x come git me over skype

>>147618432
Took a gander in solar.dm, didn't see anything so I presume it just runs off its parents defines

>>147618709
Ever since people started getting on them about their metashit they seemed to have lessened up on it but now I noticed how much of a shitter feli is.

>>147618875
Then what's the point?

>medbay has 3 staff: 2 geneticists and 1 paramedic
>paramedic does nothing but make spacedrugs while people are dying all over the place
>become medborg
>bring a pile of dead bodies to genetics for cloning
>geneticists tell me to fuck off and refuse to clone anybody
>there's no cryomix in the tubes to heal the people who've been forcefed deathshrooms
>can't synth anti-tox
>can't use innaprovaline because it reacts with anti-tox (as if anyone is going to feed the people coming in anti-tox)
Nice game ss13tards!

>>147618945
They make more power

>>147617172
Final fantasy tactics is a fun grind and I had fun with harvest moon

Dwarf Fortress
Sil
Infra arcana
Brogue
Dynahack
Forays into Norrendin
Dwarf Fortress

Cataclysm DDA
Dungeon crawl stone soup
Poschengband
Emulate something from the 4x general if that's more your speed
You have a psp emu so maybe monster hunter?

Since you seem to like tactical rpg's, you could emulate some of the older fire emblem games or go get conquest

>>147591790
>whore out content for reddit to use
I don't think so

>>147618709
It's literally that one guy that still has problem with them. Mods have looked into it multiple times and have concluded they don't metacom.
It's just role play.

>>147619163
I never got into DF, I beat DCCS a few times, Nethack aswell. Also Doom Roguelike which i would really recommend if you like those.
I'll give some of those a try.

>>147617172
Depends. The games in your pic are almost all guaranteed to make you angry unless you like shit games and bullshit mechanics in alright games.
Games like RF series, especially the later two, can be very relaxing. I find them to be more laid-back, more polished and more playable than HM games, but HM games are a good choice too (avoid the last one, it's a fake game which is only called HM due to license fuckery).

>>147618919
Ashe is pretty bad about "rogue" silicons too. Since they back themselves up wordlessly every. single. time. they usually get past the sensible people's are you just retarded? check and good silicons get dunked on and are abandoned for a good hour+ if not the rest of the round.

>>147619098
You have 330u in various bottles across the rooms and vendors and your beaker also fits in the chem dispensers. You can also order emergency crates to stuff the lobby full of medibots. Tricord in excess will also treat most of the cases you have, and you can simply charcoal the patient and check the liver in the body scanner first if you suspect poisons.

While it's a frustration every mediborg knows, persistence will eventually get someone to actually come when you ask and put the beakers in cryo and load the synth meat into the cloner cause they remembered previous rounds where a mediborg bailed them out.

>>147619547
It's not just him.

>antag A
>does a lame gimmick where he slowly kills the whole station but stays true to it and enslaves a few other players via implants and borging, then even calls an ERT to give dead players a chance to fight back
>ghostchat: FUCKING BAN HE WTF IM DED
>antag B
>instantly begins murderboning the entire station as a mute, recalls the two times someone manages to sneak into the bridge or captain's office
>ghostchat: you can't punish an antag for antagging, familia
????

>>147619672
>You have 330u in various bottles across the rooms
Not when everything is magically gone since medbay was broken wide open 5 minutes in due to a lack of non-joke medstaff.
>You can also order emergency crates to stuff the lobby full of medibots
Not when there's no cargo. Also not when there are piles of dead and dying body to be tended to. Even less so when there is no way to revive anyone so the dying must be tended to immediately or never.
>persistence will eventually get someone to actually come when you ask and put the beakers in cryo and load the synth meat into the cloner cause they remembered previous rounds where a mediborg bailed them out.
I see you weren't there during that round.

How do i use telecomms for anythign but retrieving people? Do I need to go grab the map and then just guess the coords based off of it once I know the offset?

>>147619629
Dynahack's a bretty cool fork of it. If you liked nethack it's definitely worth a visit. https://tung.github.io/DynaHack/about/
If you liked roguelikes in general, Sil is very solid.

>>147619751
Different people have different pet peeves.

>>147619841
You're a borg, you're able to order shit and pick it up.
If things are that bad, you can use the viro monkeys to head swap and defib then go get a bunch of monkey cube boxes to speed revive people.

Still doesn't change that your beaker fits in the dispenser and master so you can make all the chems you need once the plasma is ground.

>>147619938
Experiment thoroughly. Enjoy the pursuit of knowledge friend. Shit's dull once you can powerfaggot all over.

>>147619938
There are annotated maps which give you the exact coordinates for every point on the map. Basically telesci is garbage and you must use external tools to do anything with it.

>>147620060
There was no plasma, as far as I could tell you can't put your beaker inside cryotubes, borgs can't defib, and have you missed the part where everyone was dying and it wasn't possible to revive them on account of genetics being niggers?

Neither goonlight or space parallax appears to be working correctly for me.

Lighting is restricted to either completely lit or pitch dark with nothing in between, and space is just black with parallax turned on.

What do?

>>147620119
Hush the fuck up until you know who reaches spergagheddon and makes it even more of a chore to rescue people you can see but don't have sensors on. He's already merged a bunch of his own shit.

>>147620247
Get a non-shit graphics card.