/srg/ - SGDQ general

First for MEN ONLY

Second for FTM only

>the girl LOST IN A PUZZLE GAME AND HAS TO RETRY
>IN A "RACE"
holy shit women are fucking retarded at gaming consistently at gdq's

its going to be tetris attack for the next 10 minutes get ready yall

cant make this shit up lol

women OUT

jesus fuck this is embarrassing

YOU GOT THIS EDO

YOU CAN DO THIS THING THAT YOU'VE DONE LITERALLY HUNDREDS, PROBABLY THOUSANDS OF TIMES ALREADY

COME ON GUYS, LET'S GET BEHIND HER, SHE CAN DO THIS!!!!!!!!!!

>>147672567
women get free pass on everything they do, they're basically children

>>147672567
Don't point that out you disgusting CISlord

END IT NOW

4

FOUR

4

MINUTES

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>""speed""runner

>her mic isn't even on
lmao poor thicc

>can i get my time? time???

starts freaking out when shes 4 mins slower lmao

>>147672646
Thanks for copypasting your post into post threads, man. It was definitely better the second time around

>>147672761
loooooool

>>147672764
she pbed!

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>yfw you get 1st in a videogame contest and still nobody wants to fuck you

l m a o

time for another 30 minute setup

dat estimate tho, this is not a legit speedrun

How long until the Doom run? I need to find the perfect timing to make myself a bread, KFC closed...

>>147672883
IKR xD

I WANT TO BE PREPARED FOR DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

>>147672852
What is a "legit speedrun" then, mr legit speedrun expert?

>>147672829
>going full sperg in the slower thread

FOr what purpose?

doesn't your mom get mad that you keep resetting the router?

THE FRIDGE

our boi dime is next

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>they've been hyping doom so much but didn't tell anyone they're not actually running the real doom

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i finally worked up the courage to see a therapist today.

think i might have WR on getting anxiety & ADD diagnosis. i ask the doctor and she said she has no idea if WR, but it was a PB for her.

anyways, i miss most of stream today, anything gucci happen or no?

>>147672989
any% by any means necessary. Gimmicks are shit.

Why does this fat fuck stay in the view of the camera?

>>147672989
everything but this shit stream, obviously

>>147672829
please go back to /v/

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>>147672883
>KFC closed
good

>run took 20 minutes to set up
>game took 10 minutes to complete

Obese people should not be allowed on stream
It goes against everything DWB stands for

Jesus christ. Look at that room. So many fat people and basement dwellers

They really need to reserve the front couple rows for the few pretty people they have

>>147672989
consistent games with not a fuckton of RNG

>>147673064
YOU NEED MOAR DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
xD

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>edo is twice as big as she was last sgdq
It's happening

>>147673216
Are you body shaming?

EDO is sucking the mic like she does with lollipops

>>147673203
at least they had good memes like women losing at speedruns

>>147672764
Reminds me of
>WOTS MOI TOIME

>>147673065
holy shit i forgot about this guy

nothing special happened

>>147673348
I wish she would suck my dick

>>147673325
Sure

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>>147673069
>100% runs aren't "legit speedruns"

>>147672840
iktf

Darkwingduck looks like a psycho

>>147673325
everyone should

>>147673321
>she took the UGH THICKER spam seriously

I'm okay with this if she stops RIGHT NOW

>>147673440
They're not. The only run is the any% run with any and all glitches/frames that can shave time. The any% run and the TAS it strives to be/defeat are the only runs that matter.

All this other shit is so furries have an excuse to go to a meetup and nut in eachother's assholes.

listen, guys, please!

can't we just all respect each others opinon, and be friendly to each other?

there's no need to get upset! we're all here to have a nice, good time, relax, talk about speedrunning, talk about AGDQ, but there is so much hostility in a lot of the posts it just seems so unnecessary, so let's just treat others like good people and be good people!

listen, guys, please!

can't we just all respect each others opinon, and be friendly to each other?

there's no need to get upset! we're all here to have a nice, good time, relax, talk about speedrunning, talk about SGDQ, but there is so much hostility in a lot of the posts it just seems so unnecessary, so let's just treat others like good people and be good people!

>>147673325
>>147673216
its called an incentive
bring a copy of physical examination from a doctor and good stats gets you a better seat

>>147673594
go fuck yourself casual.

>>147673556
By definition yes.
But they're still entertaining and have a place in the speed running community

listen, guys, please!

can't we just all respect each others opinon, and be friendly to each other?

there's no need to get upset! we're all here to have a nice, good time, relax, talk about speedrunning, talk about SGDQ, but there is so much hostility in a lot of the posts it just seems so unnecessary, so let's just treat others like good people and be good people!

>>147673594
good guy Uyama says hi at his yatch

>>147673623
go fuck yourself casual.

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>>147673594
No

>>147673663
LOL that aint happening

>blblubalbah blah blah me me eme

"haha yeah that's grea- OK NEW PERSON"

>>147672567
>conveniently forgetting about the dude who lost on the first level

Only 100% and Any% are real.

>>147673680
>have a place
Yea. On tits streams for twitch whores to make a buck off permavirgins.

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u rdy?

Hello, where is Doom?

>stuff that happens off camera is amazing

This fucker is fucking EDOBEAN and I'm not?

>>147673556
>All this other shit is so furries have an excuse to go to a meetup and nut in eachother's assholes
whats the overlap % on speedrunners and furries

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>oh guys I had an operation I didn't know if I was going to make it, I think I did a good job

holy shit someone unplug this bitch's mic if i hear anymore rambling excuses i might kill my self

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>>147673623

Because I'm unhappy and I miss smoking

>>147673830
not again go dig out more pictures at least

>>147673830
She is the dream of every pedo. Can she fuck without breaking her spine?

>>147673809
>guy fails first level
>Still sub 11
Haha women are da bess in gaems

>>147673812
100% is a gimmick and does not have a universal end condition.

>100% in SoTN is actually 200%+
No.

>>147673854
Chances are if you have a 100% speedrun of a Sonic game you will have furries already furiously nutting each other in the anus while there is a guy constantly talking about his furry waifu Milla about to bust a nut from rubbing his nuts and tip against his inner trousers because he gets to talk about his furry girl

do these people have no self-awareness?

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>>147673881
fw u got a fat stoge and some rum to go along with ur speedruns rn

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>>147673830
>T H I N N

>>147673830
So what's wrong with her?
She an incest baby?

>>147673881
>tfw you will never walk around with your smoking anime gf during a rainy night
literally kill me right now

How are people getting motivated to donate when they are only offering medicore speedruns

>>147673829
Yeah dude, clearly just a total meme. Absolutely no skill or no hard work involved here at all
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCk9RA3G-aVQXvp7-Q4Ac9kQ

>>147674017
>waiting for her deepthroat vod

>>147673975
No. Speedrunning is cool and takes effort and all, but you have to be borderline autistic to play the same game hundreds of times to go fast.

>>147674036
>stoge

where do they call it this

freudian slip there

>we don't play on easy difficulties
>doesn't play on nightmare
???

>hypes people up for Doom
>not original Doom

FINALLY

its already boring

>>147674250
that comes after

>>147674226
dude, unless I see her sucking a dick I can't turn on with her pics

>>147674130
>4+ hour let's play
case closed.

The literal only time I'd accept a 100% run is if the player only gets 100% by circumventing what the game calculates as percentage. As in, they only do 30% of the game, but they cheat the game's stats screen out of 70% so it shows 100% anyway.

And even then, it has to be faster than the any%. Thus becoming the actual any% record.

>>147674250
Arr rook same.

>>147674146
this
I will never speedrun because I recognize the sacrifice you make to devote yourself to something like this

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>>147674164
obviously not america

>>147674426
stopping posting this shit you fucking pedo

>>147674434
>something like this
Meaning something that has no value to your life. Might as well be perfecting your masturbation ritual because it's just as productive.

>>147673556
I know this is a bait post but often times any% runs show off very little technical skill. That's the only reason anyone is interested in speedrunning. It's not the fact that a game is being completed quickly; that's novelty shock value which gets old quick.

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>>147674560
she's a speedrunner, this is speedrunning general, and she's not even close to being a minor

DOOOOOOM

>>147674615
I didn't want to say it in a mean way but yes lol

>>147674696
Not b8. They're not runs. All the technical skill is a means to an and. You can make all the fun little demonstration videos you like or show quirks of the engine too. More power to ya.

They're not speedruns. They're gimmickruns. By all means, start a gimmickruns general if it's not any% as fast as possible.

If every speedrunner was like Dime GDQs would be so much better

>>147674864
It's be a lot cuter that's for sure

i don't really like doom, but this runner is good, the couch is good, and this run is enjoyable in general

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https://r.kyaa.sg/elsjuw.mp4
reminder

>>147675001
Has he killed himself yet?

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post yfw you're not cosmo

>>147675001
Just fucking end it Cosmo jesus christ

>>147675037
Do they do the sis threesome in exchange for meth?

>>147674950
the doom community is one of the oldest in speed running. it's the real deal.

>>147675103
judging by the MKULTRA-to-suicide timing on Bradley/Chelsea Manning, we've got another few years I imagine.

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>>147675120

>>147675001
fuck, this made me super uncomfortable

>>147675001
can someone explain who & what's happening here

>>147675267
undiagnosed mental illness. future statistic

Just turned in

What is this shitty duke nukem ripoff called dime?

I am an oldfag gamer myself and wouldve remembered a game called dime

what a fucking clownfest did this event become?
never gonna donate again

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>>147675267
broken mind, black market hormones and soylent

>>147675037
Someone please floss her teeth

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>Game saved

>>147675267
internet-famous zelda OoT runner Cosmo/Narcissa has been in the midst of a complete mental collapse for the last year or so

I JUST WANT TO KILL MY SELF

>>147675585
dumb foxposter

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>>147675451
dude nice

the healthpoints font looks so shit holy fuck

yo any1 here at sgdq and got some herb lmk hmu

>>147675861
later Uyama

MEME CATEGORY

>>147675267
Formally known as Cosmo, currently known as Narcissa
He was one of the most popular speed runners who ran Zelda
Recently he came out as transgender and upon realization that he was hideous, he started having a mental breakdown

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>>147675861
$50

>>147675861
>>147676021
Isn't weed legal in Minnesota

Forgot all about SGDQ and just tuned in. Any awkward moments so far, runs I can just check later when they're uploaded, but there's no schedule for awkward nerds.

>>147676205
overall uneventful and boring.

hahahh DOOM XDXDXD

fucking fat fuck off yourself

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Anyone wanna drop acid at SGDQ then cuddle in a hotel room as we come down?

where's the srg cucklist pastebin?

>>147676205
All of it, as always

>>147676334
ive never tried acid but ill join

>>147676334
btw
cuddle = suck each other's cocks

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>>147676334
I only cuddle with women. I appreciate the offer though.

>>147676334
make sure to speedrun a vending machine and post wr w/ pics

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>>147676334
Dumb animeposter

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>>147676501
well duh

>>147676598
is there a lot of gay sex at GDQs

>>147676687
I can only hope

>it's a timer keeps rolling past time runner calling time episode

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>Hype for this thing that is happening right now!

my mind wanders...

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>facing worlds music
damn I miss UT99

>>147676854
yiff in hell

There's so many moobs and bitch tits in the audience...............

>>147676687
Is GDQ a good place to, say, witness a gay orgy?

Why the fuck are setup times so long this year?

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When does the meme game block end?

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>>147675001
mentally screwed up people make me so uncomfortable. I can't be anywhere near those types, always afraid they're going to snap and do something insane.

>>147677072
I wonder how many bad dragons are in that hotel right now

What's a meme?

>>147677592
Speedrunning

>>147677592
internet pop culture

MERCY KILL

>>147677592
An inside joke known by many

>>147677513
>being afraid of hormone addled girly men
What are you, 110lbs? Just back hand them.

>>147675001
Watching this made my bepis retract back into my body.

>>147677592
A meme in it's a simplification of a characteristic of ideas to be infectious (Think of a song you hate, but you often find yourself humming it), it's an idea that burrows into your subconscions and even if it's superfluous, funny, hateful or informative, you remember it.

By that definition, albeit broad, a meme is an image, a catchphrase, a melody or a combination of such that is easy to remember, wether it's accompanied by context or not.

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>>147677592

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>>147677857
they usually are obsessed with guns and swords

>>147677857
But they'll bite you and you'll catch the gay.

>>147677979
Just back hand them, holy shit.

>being afraid of a small boy with a katana
Undoubtedly has no idea how to use it. If he's got a gun, don't let him draw it, get away, and call the police.

>>147677540
Should I book a flight and attend next AGDQ?
I really want to see two dudes fuck each other and this looks like the best place for it.

>>147677963
I wish i could kick that owl faced fuck in the balls

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Discuss.

>>147677963
>>147678120
why? What's he doing that's so wrong?

>>147678201
Losing to Iceland

>>147678195
Damn... his stomach looks likes it's distended from hunger... are they even feeding him in that hospital?!

post the screencaps of nosrael's drunk tweets

CRINGE

>>147677979
The scary thing is they're too autistic to think of the consequences when they slash your stomach open

i wish i was posting in /v/erg right NOW

m_

>Taggart is Doomguy

>not Blazkowikz(w/e)

>>147679129
retard

I would fug dime

shame there are no recent pictures of him

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>>147676334
best and cutest driver

Dime x Cyberdemon OTP

how can i tell who is gay?

will i get banned if I ask someone out if they are not gay?

who's the qt knitting

>>147679472
is the not-gay guy you're asking out really, really autistic?
there's your answer

>>147676334
tfw every friend that turned into an acid hippy got rewired into a faggot

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>>147679440
wrong

>>147679565
__you___

>>147679763
Karina is canonically the most talented driver

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>>147679852
Talent != cuteness

>>147679129
He's his descendent with many generations in between (which actually includes Commander Keen protag Billy Blaze), it would be pretty unlikely to keep the name.

>>147679129
taggart is the novel protag

>Übermensch

>we're the ubermensch
neonazis in my gdq?

>>147678195
>He's alive
>They actually let him out of the iron lung to attend GDQ

How brave, I can't believe Mike made it, he looks like he's on his deathbed ;_;

How do we save her

https://r.kyaa.sg/elsjuw.mp4

>>147681095
I'm not implying anything bad when I ask this: Are you the one who keeps posting this in the /srg/ and /v/ threads?

I'm just curious if it's one guy or a bunch of people

>>147681095
Ventilate him with lead.

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>>147681095
>her

Why is SGDQ making no money this time around?

>>147681634
Because there are no good games being run

>>147681634
no good games/boring

>>147681634
Speedrunning bubble finally popped

>>147681634

Shit games.
Sense of community is gone. The crowd is completely fucking dead. There is no hype. No excitement. It's just tedious.

>>147681634
They care more about enforcing SJW policies than having a community. Better to exile members from the community than build it up.

>>147681869
yeah I really notice there is so much less hype

the first one I saw was probably AGDQ 2013/2014?? and these motherfuckers were literally crying during the final hour saying how much they loved speedrunning it was beautiful

>restarting a run 3 minutes in to pick a slower class
>let's plays done at a moderate pace 2016

even yashi is posting in the /v/ thread

>>147682581
good, hopefully he never comes back

>>147682581
Thanks for telling us, Toneezy.

he seemed like he was having more fun with the fighter

GDQ is fucking dead.

>>147682909
The fighter is the only class that isn't frustrating in the beginning. He's also much faster than the others.

How was the Ty run? I fell asleep a short while before it, just remembered it because I saw someone mentioning some speeddrama regarding it.

>>147683272
It was fucking awful

>>147683272
literally fucked up a donation incentive just like the bioshock runner

>>147683272
the runner was a total autist, bad meme spouter. i was so disappointed, the tech wasn't even that good and he should not have run it. they shoulda got someone else

>>147683375
>>147683459
>>147683495
Wowzers.
So bad it's worth watching, or just horrible all round?

>>147683773

Marathon as a whole has been dogshit.

>>147683272
He couldn't stop talking, killed a bunch of enemies when he was supposed to do a pacifist run. Told the audience to clap when he kills someone because he'll donate $1 for each kill. Forgot his strats and trash talked the developers 5 seconds after they made a donation, which he ignored. After his run was over he did some glitch exhibition nobody asked for and thanked some random GMod community.

>donation reader reads "hype"
>sarcastically describing the game mechanics
>does let you know a trick is coming up until it has already happened...all for the sake of some dumb joke
>((nervously guffaws into the mic))
>someone sings
what are your top gdq marathon triggers?

>>147683967
Basically everything everyone does throughout the entirety of the marathon makes me angry.

>>147683967
I hate when commentators are rude to women and say problematic or misogynistic things so pretty much the entire marathon tbqh toxic masculinity is too real

>>147684468
>problematic
is that an implied word problem? like...math-shaming women?
>this shitlord is trying to make me do algebra!

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>>147684468
FEMALE ON STREAM!

Where is all people?

knitting mom is gonna get blacked tonight

>>147684864
the "crowd cam" has been really sad all marathon long

>system shock
>it's not our boi PvtCb playing
Stopped watching. Fuck this marathon.

>Empty as fuck room

So is GDQ dead now?

pls?

>Bioshock
>Dishonored

>good games

>>147685545
I could see SGDQ discontinuing so the hype could be focused into AGDQ maybe 2 events a year is spreading it too thin

>>147685589
bioshock was a good game
its quality as a speedgame is debatable

>>147685754
Maybe one GDQ and one event focused on races

>>147686129
>one event focused on races
I hope NKR will hold a speech!

>>147686129
races aren't interesting, speedrunning isnt an esport

Did System Shock even age well as a game or is he just playing it because it's better to speedrun? I thought the consensus was SS2 is pretty much straight up better

My Life As A Meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PulzIT8KYLk&t=3050

>>147686338
>races aren't interesting,
we need another quest64 race

Why the fuck is this stream so jerky for me to watch

It's painful and it happens with every Twitch stream on this stupid computer, it's not even like I'm watching it on super high settings

>>147686581
Livestreamer senpai

>>147686581
Its fine for me your internet must be shit

>>147685335
he would probably just whine about the stream pc

is that the tranny that plays isaac?

>>147686581
you probably forgot to set the correct settings on your livestreamer

>>147686524
That's awesome haha

MAGA

Reminder Co-op requires you to play with DrTChops

>libcucks

>>147687706
There is nothing wrong with leaning left.

>>147688394
The only thing about me that leans left is my thin, crooked dick.

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>>147687706
>being conservative
were your parents related before they got married?

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>>147688706
>>147688394

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>>147688394

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Fucking Snorks.

what's the worst run of the marathon so far?

>>147689270
Bioshock

>deus ex is next

now we're talking

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>not watching our guy Luzbelheim play the purest speedgame at record pace

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>>147690083
>jrpg
>speedrun

>>147690083
>record pace
>36 minutes into a 9 hour game

Is Deus Ex a good speedrun? How is the commentator? I have to decide whether to get myself a bag of chips before the run or not

>>147691408
deus ex is a good run yeah, dunno about the runner though. id get the chips, theres still time

>>147689468
He fucked up with his loads, "hilarious" windows 10 thing and the wrong ending...and yet, still one of the better runs this event. He was entertaining enough and there were some cool moments.
Might just mean this SGDQ is ass, and this was a different flavour of ass.

Can't they play the good Deus Ex game, Human Revolution?

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extreme urge to reinstall

This guy has extreme autism

This runner is pretty qt desu

>that voice
>that accent
>that personality

I don't know anything about Deus Ex but I'm really enjoying the runner.

is he french or finnish

>>147691663
this is the good one, nerd

runner is adorable and game is gud

i like this guy

This Autism is Weapons Grade

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>>147691941
GREETING FROM GERMANY

>>147692184
Reminds me of the Jedi Academy runner.
He may be a bit hyperactive and corny, but his enthusiasm is infectious.

>>147691961
this game is old and ugly though..

>>147692279
I'll kill you, faggot.

this gdq fucking sucks. every run (that i was excited for) was completely ruined by the commentary. there was a screening process for people to commentate and this was the best they could do? someone please end my suffering, pour a bottle of bleach in my ass already.

>>147692279
But unlike you, people still quite enjoy it.

is this the first good run all marathon

OH MY GOD

JC

A BOMB

>>147692428
I liked demon's crest but I could see why people would think that wasn't good.

When's Cosmo shooting up the place, we need something to spice this thing up.

Where's trihex

>>147692428
First good run was probably Catherine.
This event has been shit on the whole, but there certainly have been decent runs.

>>147692428
Romscout's blind SotN run was neat, but that's not really a traditional run

Otherwise Demon's Crest was good too, and uh the Spyro 3 race

>>147692550
deadnaming shitlord

>japs and daxter
lel this announcer is getting banned.

>Trying to get that Jap

WHAT
DID
HE
MEAN
BY
THIS

>>147692603
or shit catherine, I forgot. Yeah that one was neat.

>>147692597
at home jacking himself off on stream about anime expo and EVO

despite himself not even watching anime and being a total pleb, and not playing fighting games at all

When he was at EVO last year that nigga took a good seat and was asleep for all of SF top 8

fuck that nigga

MHC please excommunicate him

best run so far?

I love this runner's sense of humour

>>147692743
this one

>>147692803
The hot party joke had me legit laughing. He's a good guy.

>>147692428
Demon's Crest, Catherine and Link's Awakening DX were all pretty good.

>my biggest fan

>>147692685
Catherine was toppest tier.
Metroid Prime was inoffensive.
Demon's Souls was nice even if he fucked up.
Bioshock was entertaining, but a shit speedrun.
Jedi Academy was quite similar to this run.
Blindfolded Castlevania was outstandingly impressive excluding the shop shenanigans.
Zero Mission was aight.
Dude's Crest was bodacious.
This Deus Ex run is fun and upbeat.

Those are the decent runs I've watched and remember.

>tfw no qt enthusiastic german nerd bf

why live?

>Hot Grill
I'm dead

HOT GRILL

> Grill is banned in SGDQ chat.

Holy fucking shit.
This is insane, I'm gonna make a fucking list.
It's like they have their own dictionary.

>>147693413
>>147693359
>>147693356
runner banned from next GDQ confirmed?

>>147693462
Probably, just based on all his swearing so far.

OH MY GOD JC

A BOMB

twitch chat is based as fuck desu

>Oops I vucked up

SHOW THESE GDQS NAZIS

FUCK THEM

>f*cked up
someone hold mike back, we need to protect this guy's smile

based couch bros

Sorry but I refuse to except anyone glitching the game as significant. Want to impress me, beat it no glitches, all these "world record" bitches can suck my nuts.

LITERALLY THE BEST SPEEDRUN OF THIS YEAR'S SGDQ

SO HYPE!!

BABAM!!

SPOOKY GHOST!!

PREGNANCY TEST!!

HOT GRILL!!!!!

"I fucked up" Doesn't even flinch.

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>>147692717
it's been done for months now. Stay up to date.

>>147691663
don't talk to me ever again

>>147693679
Literally nobody does

>>147693729
Can I talk to your wife's son?

>>147693701
Why was he removed?

>>147693784
Only if you impregnate her first, you thicc blacc bull.

Grill
Triggered
Cringe
All swear words?
Jap
Virgin?
lee MingLee
Fat

What else can you not type into GDQ chat?

>>147693880
Because Trihex is a fake ass wishy washy oreo faggot

He postures about everything, is a surface level pleb in all his hobbies, and is a pussywhipped manlet.

Don't forget when he did a donation fund for like $1000 for a no-name twitter/tumblr artist girl to go some convention or AGDQ or something. Oh and he paid her like $600 for custom emotes.

MHC fucking tore his ass apart behind that one

>>147693937
trihard

>>147693886
>son
>her
he probably needs to bring his DS charger too

Based speedrunner

Who cares if he's banned

He's fucking based

>>147694045
Really? I'm sure I've seen some Trihards.
Just saw someone get timed out for "Jews"

yeeeey disco

>more than 10min faster than estimate

GODGAMER

bestgame
bestrun
bestboi

10/10 run stuck in a 3/10 marathon

Based german speedrunner

Fuck GDQ nazis for ruining GDQ

>This guy was a turbovirgin so I like him because I can relate

>>147694297

HAHA, GERMAN PERMAVIRGIN LOSER PLAYING SPEEDRUNS OF DEUS EX WHILE ACHMED IS FUCKING ALL THE HOT ARYAN BLONDE GIRLS HE CAN NEVER EVEN TOUCH!

>>147694297

Admittance is the first step anon. Good job.

>They start yelling at him for wanting to show something really quick

Yea fuck off Jewyama and your shitty staff of non-speedrunners

This guy reminded me so much of AdamAK

what happened to our boy? I know he finished school a few years ago or w/e so where he at tho?

>>147694425
wait did they?
based germanbro for not giving a shit

HAIL SATAN

Deus Ex run was good.

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jack and Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

>>147694425
That actually annoyed me. He's 10 minutes ahead of his estimate and wanted to show off something that literally took 10seconds and they started giving him shit.

>>147681634
they make the majority of the money on the last few days

>>147694478
he apologized to them and begged for more time, hows that not giving a shit lol

>>147694532
All he said was "it will only take a second."

This dude's hairline is phallic as fuck.

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>>147693880
a combination of things. You may know most of it already but it goes along the lines of him distancing himself from us and then acting like he never noticed when we would try to talk to him. He's always been distancing himself from the group after we tried to help him on improving his faults but like the deflecting ass nigga hes become he just nods and quitely steps away from us. It's been since February since any of us spoke to each other, might as well just throw his ass out since it's pretty much confirmed.

>>147694583
i just said that

>stream died

>>147694506
>>147694478

Butthurt Nazi-loving cunts. Mike just stopped him before he started showing off MeinKampf on the livestream.

You can never trust these cishet white males, especially when they're from Allemagne

>>147694645
You said he apologized and begged.

>>147694691
they figured no run could top that and killed it early

I was actually looking forward to the metroid race but I can accept this.

>>147694639
stream

I'm really really drunk and You will N EVER guess m name!!

>>147694639
Everyone with half a brain has been saying how fake he is for a long time.

It's amazing he can walk around and be the most casual fuck around in so many hobbies yet have a legion of nuthuggers when he's not even good at anything.

I feel bad for the MHC in dealing with him, waste of time.

>>147694887
Go home skeleton bill.