/owg/ - Overwatch General

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>>147665160
>Pharah

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>>147665160
>Pharah
>going Commando
nice

>it's a genji gets instalocked episode
>tfw it's constantly on rerun

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>>147665160
>Mercy

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Hana

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new skins whennnnnnnnn

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>mfw rank 68 solo queue

I just want 70

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I'm so fucking tired of seeing Zarya every game. I'd take back the old McCree just to get rid of this unkillable damage snowball.
>don't feed her damage
it just doesn't work that easily when she has 200 shield that she doesn't give a shit about losing. she'll just activate it as soon as she's coming under fire. projectile heroes can't even really avoid feeding her damage

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Cute monster girl hero when?

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>mfw losing a game because I got hooked through a wall and unable to sound barrier
Great game Blizzard

When is D.va getting buffs

Daily reminder that if you are not making the enemy mercy a top priority target then you suck.

>>147675319
>calibrate at 62
>slowly climb up to 69
>lose one
>about to win, enemy ragequits
>lose one
>about to win, enemy ragequits again
>end up spiraling down to 60 MMR even though I have a winrate above 50%
just fuck this retarded system, this season is not worth playing

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>>147675460
>Just don't get hooked haha
That would work if Roadhog's hook didn't exist in the 5th dimension and would drag you through walls to pull him into his outplay shotgun

>tfw starting to think I'm being pigeonholed into being Support every game

We do alright, but sometimes I wonder what it's like to play other classes.

Did you hear about Junkrats weapons?

They're garbage!

>>147675565

But seriously, please, attack the fucking mercy, it's not that hard to comprehend.

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>>147675638
What do you call a team with 3 Hanzos, 2 Gengis and a DVa?

[/spoiler]Unit 731[/spoiler]

>me
>ooga
>team
>booga
>forced 50

>>147675829
Why don't you faggots just Ctrl + S

How do I git gud as Zarya, aside from practice? Her shields seem like they're too low duration/cooldown, but whenever I face an enemy one they roll my face.

>>147675841
STOP STEALING OUR D2G MEMES

GET YOUR OWN MEMES

>>147675829
DVa is Korean you cock-inhaler

>>147675990
To be fair I'm also /d2g/

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>>147675990
>d2g meme
lol

>>147675829
What do you call a Hanzo and a Genji double-teaming Mei? Unit 73

There, I fixed your joke.

>>147675990
reeeeee memes are property

>>147676148
*Unit 731

Well, aside from messing up the punchline slightly.

>play Lucio in ranked because I'm a bro
>hop on quick play and shitters dont ever play a healer
>forced to play healer again or we get raped

Jesus Christ, at least I'm not a mercy cuck

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>It's that episode of the 3 stack that refuses to join team voice chat.

God support yourselves you dumb faggots I throw any game they do this. Argh i can't believe Symmetra didn't work on 3 points in Lijiang wew lad.

>>147676306
I know your pain. I'm >>147675627

One of these days I'm just going to snap and play Junkrat to watch the game burn.

>>147676306
I dont know how anyone can stand playing Mercy for long periods of time

ive only played her twice and both times were fucking terrible, our team had no pushing power and everyone split up

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>play Symettra
>place teleporter in a safe but close to the objective hiding spot
>shitters keep dying but run right past portal
>only 1 teammate is using it

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>Last four posts are baaaaw I hate supporting
>"gg why doesn't this team have a support"
yeah now protect me when I decide to support you worthless faggots

>>147676715
they know it has limited charge and want to conserve it

...would be what I said if anyone actually knew it had a limited charge

>>147676454
>One of these days I'm just going to snap and play Junkrat to watch the game burn.
>not doing that right now

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>comp on Route attack
>pick Zenny
>immediate voice chat "you shouldn't pick Zenyatta, he's the worst hero "
>"yeah for sure"
>"uh huh"
>only support
>continue to heal those faggots and melt tanks like butter
>win

fuck you

>>147676807
I know it does but the objective was being overran and I got 2 that match and only one teammate used it a couple of times.

>>147675589
I was the same, went from 62 to 59 and now i'm on a winning streak. I've been carrying with tracer.

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>Solo queue
>1/1 in Team chat
>5 stack refuses to play any support and refuses to join team chat

well fuck you cunts to othen.

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Post the shittiest OCs/fan-made heroes you've found.

>>147677501
soloing FPS multiplayer is an exercise in futility my man.

Random shitters rarely ever think about strategy. They want to be their favorite character, never support.

I just got out of a lobby where 2 level ~10s were switching to Bastion and Pharah at the same time, running out in the middle of the map and dying.

>>147677783
>laser riffle

>>147676306
>caring if you win or lose in quickplay

It's just exists to practice heroes for competitive.

Who here listens to the Gamers With Jobs, TOVG, and The Level Podcasts?

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>>147677783
>age 17
>formally affiliated with Overwatch

How the fuck does his ult even work indoors?!

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>lost match
>lose full points
>win match
>other team ragequit
>gain 1/10th the points you should have

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>>147680116
>lose match
>lose an entire rank
>win match
>get 50-75% of a rank
What a great ranking system where everybody needs a 70% winrate to not keep dropping

>get a quad kill as Mercy
>not play of the game
Sometimes I feel awful for killing Mercy, especially if she's just trying to run away.

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>>147678973
Fuck that, here's a proper jumping hero

>Faultline
>Real Name: Basil MacKenna
>Age: 32
>Role: Defense
>Occupation: Seismologist
>Base of Operations: San Francisco, California
>Affiliation: Overwatch

Description: Small and spry, but he has big ass mecha-boots to kick your shit in that use applied physics to give you magnetic gravity powers, shit I don't know. Gives him augmented jumps as well.

M1: Gravity Gauntlets - grabs shit from the environment and launches it at enemies. The longer you hold M1 before launching, the bigger the projectile. Slight knockback effect, increases with length of time held.

Left Shift: Spring Heeled Jack - Gives him a boosted jump for several seconds to leap over obstacles

E: Over The Rainbow - Melee attacks get super-charged for several seconds, dealing increased damage and minor knockback

Q: MAGNITUDE - Jumps up, then crashes down with his boots to cause massive knockback/shockwave. The higher he is, the stronger the knockback effect. Enemies take damage if they get knocked back into an obstacle. Initial jump is boosted if Spring Heeled Jack is active.

>>147665160
>Main Genji
>Have a Hearty Laugh at this image.
Who hurt you anon?

reminder

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>>147665160
>Genji

>>147688298

Because Genji's burst damage is huge. It's the same problem that Blizzard had with Rogues in WoW: a class that can't frontally assault well but thrives in taking folks by surprise will inevitably get nerfed because people get tunnel vision and can't bother to react to or communicate their surroundings.

They already removed a DoT from his Swift Strike. Don't be shocked if they add diminishing return damage of SS on the same target without one dying in the meantime as well.

How many competitive points do you guys have? Curious how you guys are going. 70 so far, I've been getting 10 wins per day and I'm trying to stick to that schedule

At what level should you just give up if you're still complete shit?

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Would you take a Golden Shower from Pharah?

>>147688780
Give up when you stop having fun
It's not like any of us here are going to be pros anyway

>>147688745
4 __

ALL

FUCKING

HANZOS

MUST

FUCKING

HANG

>>147688745
Only 55 points so far. Some nights I'm pulling in good win streaks, other nights it decides I need to go 2-8 or 3-12.

>>147675990
fuck off faggot, that shit has been around for many years, before even the creation of /vg/

>>147688830

I'd take one from any of the women in the game
It's my fetish

So is magic normal in overwatch? How are hanzo and genji summoning dragons, and reaper q and shift are those magic too?

>>147688863
yes please
I can deal with enemy hanzos since if they kill me its my fault but teammate hanzos is an empty slot

>go 4-6 solo queue
>get ranked horribly
>start playing in a group
>start having a positive win rate
>tfw lucio can't carry
>tfw always have to play in a group

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>>147676137
You realize that shit started in a /d2g/ and was copied by everyone else right?

>>147688863
I want to bully Hanzo
I want to humiliate him sexually

>>147675439
Do Mercy's devil skins and Symmetra's goddess skins count?

>>147688863
Could have gone with HANGZO.

Anybody make one of those pictures where its all the ranks and it tells you what it means if you are at those ranks?

that shit funny

>>147688925
Reaper has some weird cell defficency that allows him to essentially do that, it probably will get a full sci-fi explaination

genji/hanzo are just weeaboo dickpleasers

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>>147688952
Team unga me bunga has been a thing since the dawn of multiplayer gaming kiddo.
Just because you slightly change the words doesn't mean the same concept hasn't been around forever
>>147688967
I said cute anon.

>"JUSTICERAINSFROMABOVE"
>make the attempt to hook her
>team just dies
>"JUSTICERAINSFROM"
>hook her
>pull in almost kill on combo
>die
>team doesnt clean up

Holy moley do i feel like I am carrying with StreetSwine. 3 gold 1 silver.

Why can't people just kil pharah. Do they just like ignoring the hardest hitting pub character right now?

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Frankly I think Blizzard overnerfed Fan the Hammer. They should increase it's damage again.

is your favorite hero a bully?

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>Have a five stack in my game that communicates
>All fight with each other and we lose the game

At least they didn't blame me for anything.

>>147689150
just decrease the deviation

>>147688925
For Hanzo and Genji it's similar to the hard light Symmetra uses. Reaper is probably like a mass of nanomachines or something that can assimilate things into himself.

>tfw you get 12 environment kills on Illios

>>147689194
>Mei
she was seemingly designed for the sole purpose of bullying

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>>147689150
Just give his m1 less damage fall off and tighten the spread of fth so its more consistent against small hit box heroes.

Fixed

>>147689194

>Mercy

No, but she's a necromancer.

>>147689145
If your teammates are shit it doesn't really matter if they try to kill her or not

>>147689247

Tightening the spread would do wonders. Maybe up to 40 damage is reasonable if not.

>>147689261
she bullies me when I want to change heroes

>>147689101
>imp and devil mercy aren't cute

Is that what you're implying?

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>>147689194
>>147689145
I'll ult a lone roadhog if i have to. They're the only ones that actually try to kill me. probably because his big ass maskes up 2/3 of my direct hits

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>Hardly ever see Tracer played in solo queue
>One of the heroes that you can actually sort of carry on

Why is this?

>>147689334
fth already does 45

why is widowmaker purple

>>147689431
Cancer

>>147689247
What the hell

Tracer is hotter in her own getup. I just wish the cameltoe was canon.

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>>147689353
yea
>>147689414
A well placed Torb turret will ruin your day.
also I see tracer all the time.

>>147689431
They modded her so her bloodflow would slow to a crawl. I guess to avoid detection. This means a futa Widowmaker shouldn't be able to get a boner or it would stop looking blue if she did.

>65% kill participation
>only played pharah for like 4 minutes then switched to support
The game went on for 5 rounds. Literally how?

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>>147689431
>tfw no Widow backstory animated short

>>147689361
>Pharah will never bully you

>>147689572
>not fucking futa widow so hard her penis gets erect
you are small time

are there any sites where you can find fellow tryhards with 68+ mmr for stacks.

D.va can leave her mech using Q at 50% ult charge

y/n?

Why are futa and trannies considered different fetishes?

>>147689648
It would stop being blue though, which would look hilarious if the rest of her bloodflow is still slowed down.

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Post cute Pharah pictures

>>147689587
>pixar face

>>147689658
theres the id list then also the discord

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>playing genji
>enemy team has a genji
>constantly tries to 1v1 me the entire match

Do genji players hate each other?

>>147689658
From this general. Everyone here claims to be at least 65.

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>>147689587
of course not. blizzard is a family friendly company. they wouldn't animate her backstory of getting kidnapped, used as a cumdump, used to kill her husband, then continually used as a sniper/cumdump combo

>>147689558
I think it's because Tracer is a bit naive and doesn't realize how hot she actually is. She thinks she has to dress more revealingly to be attractive.

It's very cute :3

>>147689565
Good thing Torb is never played on Offense or KoTh and rarely paid on pure payload maps.

>>147689658
/r/HealSlut

>>147689789
>implying I dont call everyone here a shitter despite being rank 51

>>147689786
Does anyone like enemy Genji players? I always feel lame when I die to them.

>>147689587
It's overlooked but her hair color changed too if her legendary skins are any indication. The shooper forgot to make her hair black/brown again. I guess she or Talon dyed it?

>>147688952
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

>>147689786
Some characters just compel people to drop everything and duel if the other team has the same character
I see it with Reinhardt a lot too

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>>147689819
>Torb is never played on offense or KOTH
you greatly underestimate torb player autism.

>>147689786
Its not just genji, its any character. They try to prove that they're better at the hero than you. It mostly happens with reinhardts. They'll drop their shields and let their teammates die just to charge at each other

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>nothing but 3 grey/1 blue crates all day

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>>147690034

>>147689813
>of course not. blizzard is a family friendly company

Memes aside you can tell this game was meant to attract a younger audience. Look at the animated shorts, its PG levels of violence. Absolutely no blood or human deaths. in Hanzo's short the only one he actually hits with an arrow is an omnic. He just "knocks out" the other Yakuza.

>>147690035
You know who I never see doing this shit? Soldier. Those niggas just stay on the objective and ignore the other guy every time.

>>147689883
I love seeing enemy genjis because a lot of my mains counter him
Phara, Zarya, Symmetra, Roadhog, and Junkrat.

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>>147665160
>Zarya

>>147689786
this>>147690025

I don't know why, but it's been like that since the days of TF2. Subconscious rivalry.

>>147690025
Reinhardt dueling is the best thing in this game.

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>tfw torn between playing Pokemon Go and Overwatch
...t-thanks Nintendo.

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>>147689616
>tfw you got a message like that for be le fast man of contesting points
Good times.

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>>147690040
>Tfw got double legendaries back to back today
500 coins
Yeti Hunter
Blackhardt
Deadlock

>>147690061
>no human deaths
What about that time 76 used his Tactical Visor?

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>>147690040
>Open crate
>See yellow
>Oh God fuck yes!
>It's a dupe of Ultraviolet

>>147689587
>>147689813
Looks like it's time to fap

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>>147689813
Why do snipers make the best cumdumps?

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Who /proudsupportcuck/ here?

>>147689786
1v1ing people of your same class is so fun. Tracer battles are the best thing in this game.

>>147690061
>Absolutely no blood
pay close attention, there is plenty of blood

>>147665160
>Roadhog
>tfw you'll never take the whole hog

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>>147689892
Thats not hair, its just cables hooked up to her helmet.

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>>147690236
>last legendary I got was B Va
>had already bought Junebug a few days prior

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>Edgelord soft checks tracer because one shot meatshots are a thing
>Poos on tanks
>Poos on Winston especially
>Because of this he counters the cancer offense strat
>Has 8 shots for some godforsaken reason
>Decent chip at med range
>Escape Tool
>Danknasty Shoot Shooting Experience Q
>Flank Tool
>250 health
>Self heal mechanic sustains him and makes School shootings more possible

Explain to me why I should pick any other offensive character.

>>147690249
There was an offscreen explosion death, which is A-OK in PG movies.

You only see one of those guys get hit and it looks like a glancing blow to the shoulder, again no blood and it's not clear if they die. I stand corrected about the deaths part, but still PG.

>>147690339
Aye, aye! Mercy, reportin' for duty.

Well. Battle Mercy. I keep getting mad at my teammates.

>>147690370
So those cables connected to her brain were used to hook her up to a super computer and brainwash her or something? What's her lore again?

>>147689786
Pharahs do this too for some stupid reason

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>>147690263
>open crate
>Legendary Pharah skin
>Thunderbird
>open crate
>Legendary Pharah skin
>Thunderbird
>open crate
>Legendary Pharah skin
>Raindancer
Please kill me.

what the fuck am I doing wrong with Winston, his cannon can't fucking kill anything toe to toe

>>147690059
Hey, he puts his turret on the payload and it's SLIGHTLY ANNOYING!

>>147690482
It might be implied with that design.

>>147690151
soldier can't outdps his own heal field unless he lands consistent headshots+helix rocket

>>147690483
To be fair, it's important for Phara's airspace to be uncontested.

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>>147690483
It's a dominance thing. Low test betas like you don't get it.

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>>147689820
Are these people for real? What the fuck they do, erp in public games?

two weeks and the game is already feeling boring and repetitive as fuck

i don't know why but i could play tf2 nonstop at its prime, overwatch doesn't even come close to that joyful feeling of vanilla tf

>>147690493
Ignore / avoid tanks, reaper, mei, and S:76
>>147690573
Why exactly

>>147690413
He's pretty good on defense to shit on the guys who go 3 tanks. I use phara for attack though

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>>147690510
>Not killing all tracers and genji memers who think they can run away with a sliver of hp

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>>147665160
>Reinhardt

Give it to me

>>147690493
Only try to melt Genji, snipers, and support characters unless your team is backing you up. Even Tracer will probably kill you before you kill her in a 1v1 fight.

>>147690493
don't be afraid to jump away
use the edges of your shield to attack from

>>147690482
It's implied that's how Talon brainwashed her, yes.

Holy shit how is Reaper so fucking easy yet so strong? Just hold down left click and run around wherever and kill people. In a fucked up situation? Shift and just leave.

See that roof over there? You can be on top of it. Need to wipe their team out? Np, got ult.

>>147690493
you can kill 200hp and less heroes in fairly good time

landing the jump on them helps for that little bit extra damage

either way winston isn't even supposed to do tons of dmg so ehh

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>>147690339
Somebody's gotta do it, and I legitimately enjoy flying around as Mercy (and occasionally Lucio) keeping my team healthy.

I like Zen, but poor fella needs a buff obviously.

>>147690370
Fucking protoss.

>>147690483
I chase down motherfuckers as Pharah. If I see another Pharah in the sky, you bet your sweet ass I'm gonna hunt them down and get them off my air turf. I will single them out until they rageswitch.

There can only be one.

>>147690493
Also be aware that heroes with 200 hp and 75 armor basically have their EHP doubled against you

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>>147690339
Lucio's just so damn fun sometimes. I'm awful with Mercy unfortunately. She's just way too reliant on her team to do decently with

>>147690493
Pick your spots carefully, also jump a lot.

>>147690493
Go for squishies
Bail out if things get hairy because lmao jump pack cd
weave through your bubble, enemy shots can't get in OR get out

Do we have proper calls for OW maps like other FPS games yet? I'm sick of saying "go left" or "go choke" or whatever

>>147690493
you don't have to get a kill before jumping away to safety. As long as you're distracting the backline constantly without dying, you're playing him correctly. Only go for the kill if you're absolutely certain you wont get shit on

>Comp full of autists who rage over literally everything and 6-man stacks because lol blizzard matchmaking
>QP full of braindead idiots who run into everything and complain that they lose (and still 6-man stacks because lol blizzard matchmaking)

Where can I sign up for playing a fun game?

I don't even really care about winning all that much, I just want a fucking nice game instead of stomp or be stomped.

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>>147689819
I was Torb a couple nights ago, even better was they ran double Tracer. The salt was amazing since I would hardly bother to upgrade the turret, just plop it down then shotgun Tracers in the back.That was the play of the game, set down turret, wander off and shotgun three people off the point.

>>147690339
I'd love to main Mercy and help my team by being cute and helpful but I'm not very good at positioning and clutch ults. Usually I just die to a flanker or something immediately. And only rez one person with my ult.

Any tips?

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>>147665160
>crotchless Zarya
>zipper Widow

>>147690493
land on top of people for a cheeky 50 damage

>>147690603
do you not play each and every character or something?

>>147690339
Lucio is fun and never feels stressful to play

>>147690908
Get friends and use a mic. Seriously, virtually all you guys complaints are remedied by having friends to play with.

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>>147690339
>49 hours with Beatskates and counting

Can't switch, won't switch.

>>147691006
Fuck off

>>147677147
Why tony people know how to/appreciate zenyatta?

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>>147691006
>tfw my friends are so bad that I actually do better with randoms

Why is Winston's ultimate a knockback with such a comically large push? It's literally the exact opposite of what you want to do.

>>147691006
any good stores that sell friends you can download?

>>147691128
>tfw you have to come up with an excuse as to why you can't play competitive with them

>>147690931
Your ult charged ridiculously fast. Take advantage. If your team has one guy that's pretty darn useful, use it on him. Adopt tanks. Jump around like a maniac. Top off your babbins - Tracer, Zenyatta, anyone with 150 HP usually takes priority.
You are a glorified babysitter. Watch your children.

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>>147691137
>I don't want to knock people off the point
>I don't want to knock people to their deaths
>I don't want to knock mercy into a corner and beat her head in so she can't res her team

>>147690931
There's really no secret to her. It just comes down to making yourself hard to hit and knowing when to fly out of trouble.

Dont be stingy with rezzes unless there's a big push going to occur.

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>>147690908
I don't even know anymore. Every time I play this game the worst players always talk the most shit and they're always a sniper (on both Attack and Defend) who can't hit shit.

>>147676306
>playing Lucio in ranked
>when Mercy's ult exists
lmao

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>>147691006
my friends are all sub-40's while i'm at 58.

>>147691137

>Not wanting to push people off the objective
>Not wanting to push people off the edge of the map
>Not wanting to push vital people into corners for my team to molest

You're using it wrong.

>>147691137
>It's literally the exact opposite of what you want to do.

Some maps it favours him because of the edges everywhere near the objective.

Otherwise it's for disrupting the enemy team by knocking them all over the place while your team comes in.

They also stay in place if they're frozen by Mei's ult or sucked into Zarya's.

>>147690908
meet friends and group up, makes things 10 times better

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You know what's pretty great about most of the Overwatch voice lines?

Besides D. Va and Reinhardt's, they're pretty much devoid of pop culture references/memes, so what they say is more or less all them.

>>147691137

Because Winston exists to be annoying in an extremely specific way only useful with immense team support. Unsupported he's one of the worst heros in the game but two gorilla plus lucio heals is fucking insane.

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>>147691006
I accept nowadays that I'm going to have a bad time in any multiplayer game I play as a loner.

I'm not even sure what happened. It seems like I used to have lots of online friends without even trying. But now It's just me in a world of games that incentivize and reward grouping.

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>>147691128
I rather be a loner loser than play video games with my "friends". People tell me to settle and be grateful for what I have but I'm just trying my best to minimize my presence so everybody in my social circle forgets that I exist.

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>>147691307
Enjoy reviving your team when I push them off the map

I met someone who was ranked level 4 today
I didn't even think that was possible this soon

>>147691351
>>147691006
>4chan
>Friends
The few people from here don't seemt o be on much or only do comp

>>147691137
>playing Winston on anything other than KoTH
>implying Wintson's ult is not god tier on KoTH

>>147691128
My main running mate is pretty average, but at least he is ALWAYS focused on the objective/enemy healer and willing to play whatever class. Really all I can ask for.

>>147691426
>this one extremely unlikely anecdotal scenario is why i'm right
wew

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>tracer he killed called him a cuck after

>>147691552

>MoonMoon

Dropped.

>tfw just fapped to an endless sound loop of tracer's low health gasp

I'm in deep

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>>147691352

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>>147691428
Was it Maeebie? Hes a guy purpousley trying to hit rank 1.

Also, I won every game today out of 11 games with my 3 friends and I.
Feels damn good, how about you /owg/ how as your day of Overwatching?

>>147691448
I would be willing to group with people here, but I feel like there would be some tremendous autistic rage that occurs should things go sour.

I play to win, but I also understand that it's a video game and not to be taken too seriously, even competitive. Not looking to hear incels cry because I didn't hit a shot or get a rez off.

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>>147691552
>That Mercy t bag

>7 rounds of volskaya
>even though we rolled their team the first round
>I still get no shekels
Comp play rules are fucking stupid

>Get a real comfy POTG
>Restart my client
>Highlights are gone
REEEEEEEEEEEE

Why is this allowed?

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fucking reaper players man

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>>147691548
>It's unlikely that Lucio will knock people off the map in KOTH
>It's unlikely Lucio will fair much better on a koth map when he can contest the point way better than a mercy
Anon are you sure you just aren't bad at video games?
I don't see people running double mercy in pro play :^)

>>147691661
Some of you degenerates are unbelievable. I like waifus and lewd pics but I dont even fap to them.

>>147691428
There's some dick nob actually trying to get to rank 1 so he can be number 1 in something for once in his life. I wouldn't mind so much but he advertises it on YouTube and actively sabatoges his team to do it.

>>147691702

In my experience, folks from here are the same as you: just above-average schmucks who understand that you win some, lose some.

If you do something profoundly boneheaded, you may catch flak, but otherwise we just wanna play.

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>it's an enemy team stack winston and mei on KoTH episode

>>147691767
>rank 67
I think he's memeing you

>>147691767
Maybe the role playing is what helped him git gud

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>>147691552
I recently started playing Overwatch and wanted to see some good streamers.
I saw this guy as top viewed a lot and gave him a chance.
Holy fuck is this guy a le epic maymay ironc streamer.
Do people actually like Moonmoon? Whos a not shit streamer?

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Got stuck with this team of fags earlier. They kept spouting /s4s/ tier shit so I figured that they might be /owg/ posters/lurkers. Recognize any names?

>>147691870
ster's okay, if you dont mind the fact he cant function without Pharah

>>147691681
Delete this

>>147691794
Get out normie.

>>147691870
moonmoon's fun if you like memes
seagull is the best ow streamer i've seen

>>147691870

Seagull give good playstyle advice if you can stomach 90% Genjiposting

ster gives good general advice if you can stomach the occasional tilt

>>147691792
double stacking lucio is good
picking lucio over mercy as a single healer is bad (except on koth)

So I know on masteroverwatch they show like rank 68 and above as the top 1%(for the U.S.) but does anybody know of any way to know what rank the actual top 1% on ranked is right now? Or are we stuck with shitty masteroverwatch where it only counts people that specifically sign up on their website so it's not even accurate?

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>>147691907
Fight me senpai

>>147690338
>Ana was pretty much a regular soldier with a fancy sniper rifle who helped turn back the tide of a robot invasion

No wonder Pharah has such a huge inferiority complex. The world's gone to so much shit after her mother's absence that she needs a suit of power armor to get anything done.

>>147691903
i recognize the 'ocean' faggot, he's a total sperg

>>147691903
>mfw I lost a match on the same map but with a Zarya instead
I swear it's like they can ult every 20 seconds

>>147691620
I thank you.

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>>147691767
Is this his brother?

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>>147665160
>Symmetra

>>147692051
>Pharah has such a huge inferiority complex.
What are you basing this on?

>>147691702
post id

>>147692030
Assuming mostly try-hards only use masteroverwatch / overbuff, the bell curve accounting all players would probably lean much more left and the 1% listed on the site is probably accurate

>>147692103
Experience tranquility

Lucio is for ____

>>147689572
>tfw even if Widowmaker agreed to be my gf it would be like fucking a corpse
why even live

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Will we ever find out what happened to the top half of Lucio's robot suit?

Is there some pantsless rival DJ of his that's making the rave rounds with turntable fists?

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So does everyone still get less skill points if someone leaves or does that change with today's patch?

>>147692178
Her being compared to her mother 99% of the time, probably.

>>147692178
76: your mother would be proud of you.
Pharah: you didn't know my mother very well then did you?
Lines are from them talking to each other a match starts.

>>147690605
> Pharah ults
> Gets dunked on immediately by the other Pharah

>>147691903
>42fps

>>147692245
Audio equipment recommendations

>>147665160
i don't understand athena's underwear

>>147689587
I just want to know if she was a fighter before she got Manchurian Candidate'd.

Plus, how much of a badass or important to Overwatch was her husband if Talon needed to go to such extremes to take him off of the board?

more game modes when?

Blizzard could have not made all those microtransaction bait cosmetic items. So they could give us at least half as many game modes and maps as TF2.

I don't think I've ever seen so many people suck one guy's dick as hard as Seagull's.

What did he even do?

>>147665160
Tracer's not being shimapan triggers me.

>>147690391
shittiest skins in the game after the abominations that are widowmakers, tracers, and zaryas legendaries

stick with her stock skin or the recolors

>>147691352
McCree references Doc Holliday in the movie Tombstone

>>147692258
you don't need a robot torso to grind walls JSRF style

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I'm ready to die.

>>147692447
Because the team that makes skin models is the same as the team that makes game modes.

>>147692457
He's the only streamer you streamerfags ever shitpost about so then people check him out and start the cycle anew.

>>147692478
I'm your huckleberry, why is that movie so good?

>>147692512
You're level 36 and you got a double legendary, stop fucking complaining

>>147692512
>Doesn't want pornstache Dad
Mmkay.

>>147692457
People are impressed buy his SICK GENJI PLAYS despite the fact that he has a personal healslut pocketing him more than half the time

>>147692447
Tf2 didn't start with that many maps or game modes, but I do hope they get around to pretty much stealing all of Tf2's game modes. Valve already did all the conceptual stuff for them.

I really, really want to git gud as Reinhardt. I feel like I'm either playing too defensively one game by just shielding and only swinging as a last resort and then too aggressive the next by trying to pin weak targets and missing horribly. Is there any advice I can take or any vids/players I can watch and learn from?

>>147692581
I fucking love that movie. I play McCree just to spam that line.

Does anyone think this is a good idea
> Kung Fu Chaos type maps where as you're fighting the area you're in slowly transitions

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>>147691870
Moonmoon is fucking shit, my stack got placed against his a day before competitive and we wrecked them while I bad mannered them throughout the match while playing Mei

I hope he feels bad

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>>147692659
Pretty sure that's how this came about, someone havin a giggle at his expense.

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>DUDE PEANUT BUTTER LMAO
post a more quirky and le random character

protip: you can't

>>147692679
Watch vs Omnic is gonna be pretty awkward with Zenyatta around

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i was about to post a greentext story about how fucking garbage ranked is

but im too tired

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how bad is matchmaking in ranked

i hear 40-50 is elo hell and made entirely of leavers,

>>147692737
tracer

>>147692715
Seems fun to me. Keep things fresh.

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Talon TyrantLord when?!

I need to know who's cunning and ruthless enough to keep the likes of Reaper in check and on the payroll.

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hmm..

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>>147692737
>A gorilla liking bananas and peanut butter is quirky and random

>>147692708
Why Kate you're not wearing a bustle, how lewd.

>>147692772
there's some truth to it right now, sad fact is the punishment is not blistering enough and people will still ditch if they're getting facerolled bad enough

>>147692770
I think I just saw you get your ass absolutely blasted on stream.

>>147692560
There would be considerable overlap in skill sets.

Valve already did all the hard work in creating game modes and how to lay out maps for them.

All Blizzard had to do was slap an Overwatch skin over Valve's work.

>>147692396
from the look of her lore, he was just really annoying to kill and she was easy to kidnap. then once she killed him, they trained her to be a sniper god.

>>147692737
>he doesn't jump on squishies and spam the power of science

>>147680116
this is probably half the reason there's so much leaving
if you don't leave you rocket down in rank
if you leave it's not as bad

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So apparently Blizzard decided that my BattleNet name wasn't appropriate and reset it to "Bnetplayer".

Help me pick a new BattleNet user name.

Pic related

>>147692741
If it's not a psuedo-flashback to the Omnic Crisis and it's the war in Siberia it would work. Zenyatta can understand killing rogue omnics like we'd kill zombies.

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>>147692875

jesus christ, i just got ass blasted by blizzard in front of 9000 ppl

even worse this battleshrimp guy in their team griefed me some games ago

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>place at 51 day competitive comes out
>drop to 46
>finally worked my way back up to 51

whew lads I literally have to go all out and never miss shots while being perfectly positioned relative to my teamates to pull off close overtime games over and over

>>147692737
You're too stupid to post here
>>>/r/overwatchmemes

>>147692994
What was it and who do you main?

>>147692994
WhitePride

>>147692994
Just keep it as Bnetplayer

>>147692801
that's a big bulge

>>147692245
Post the rest, coward.

>tfw love the futuristic skins for pharah but fucking HATE how it makes her face look

Fuck my life.

>>147692030
It has a large enough sample size.

>>147693098
It was Queefparade, the line right under the second blacked out part.

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Exotic beauty

>>147692801
I can remember a day when crossplay like that was not for normies.

You'll never be there to witness Sailor Bacon for the first time again.

>>147692994
JointDivision
420-20-Eyesight
BluntForceDealer
CuttyCheeses
VelvetFunderground
Tunnelingus
Hymnen

>play a lot of Lucio
>can m2 away Roadhogs after they hook me and survive half the time
>trying to branch out and play characters other than Lucio
>the hook is just certain death for them
Now I understand why Avenueswine is so hated

>>147693236
Just don't use the highlight intro and victory pose that shows her face.

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>>147693260
i completely understand

why do most people not understand that you're supposed to get on the payload to contest it on defense so it doesn't push forward? Every other game I have a bunch of defensive heroes sitting back and firing at the payload while they move it uncontested

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FUCK PHARAH, FUCK

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>>147693098

My old tag was QueefParade. It was the name I chose for my wireless network at my old apartment.

I can't decide if I should try and get by with replacing the E's with 3's or some shit, or just leave it as is or pick something else.

>>147693338
I too want to fuck Pharah.

>>147693285

But i have to look at her portrait in the bottom left.

Wouldn't be as upsetting if she wasn't so pretty.

>>147693310
console gamers.

>>147693364
Spell it backwards

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>>147693364
Queuefparade

>>147693364
qeefparade, kweefparade, cweefparade

Anything missing their quick rank on Overbuff?

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Anyone else need to stop playing with friends and get all their shit because they suck at the game?

>built a pc specifically for overwatch
>massive disappointment over hero stacks, overtime, balance
>pushing for esports/competitive and ignore the real problems

Is this HoTS all over again?

>>147665160
...Sombra?

>>147693278
Hooking and booking is the name of the game
Streetboar seems almost like a mandatory thing to have in competitive for picking off targets, peeling and denying ults

>>147693561
Hots was dead on arrival, just like stillborn

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>>147693561
>Built a pc for a game I'm not even sure I would like
>On a game that runs well on any computer built in the last 7 years

>>147693561
>built a pc
kill it at the source anon. Buy a ps4.

>no CTF

why?

>>147691620
Moar liek TOONcomplex, amirite?

>>147693545
>having friends

Lore wise, why is Reaper pissed off at Mercy in particular?

>>147693278
reaper can wraith out of the hook before he shoots
sometimes tracer can blink away, recall isn't fast enough though. Mei can ice block herself after the hook. Some other heroes like zarya and genji can avoid being hooked altogether with their abilities