/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

au ra boypussy

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first for white shrek

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>>147661212
Freshly fanta'd just for your tastes.
>>147661598
Don't talk shit bout my combover, broe.

Mado needs to fucking die.

Piece of shit.

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>>147662160
nth for cute emote

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character & song

https://soundcloud.com/quannthomas/gucci-mane-feat-chief-keef-oj

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lf au ra husbando

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xth for feet are the best part of any cat.

>>147662160
fug

I want a good clean thread. This is a no piss zone

Puttel needs to fucking die.

Piece of shit.

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>>147662219
c@

How do I get Ceveth to ERP with me...?

>>147662361
are you back to egyptc@, egyptc@?

>>147662370
Kill yourself Ceveth

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>>147662260
>Lalafell
Disregarded.

Sometimes you're my only friend in the whole world xivg.

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>>147662323

If the Purge was real, I would travel hundreds or thousands of miles just to be able to kill Mado.

He deserves to die. Disgusting fetish obsessed idiot.

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xth for new thread

>>147662227
elk do you want to listen to K$upreme together and kill ourselves

>>147662260
same

*riot police burst in*

>>147662451
post some evidence to back up your claims then faggot

>>147662361
I want to fuck this cat.

>>147662482
ye

>>147662505
*is immediately gunned down by the incompetent members of the police force*

>>147662361
topc@

If the Purge was real, I would travel hundreds or thousands of miles just to be able to kill Puttel.

He deserves to die. Disgusting pig fetish obsessed idiot.

>mom forgot to get frozen pizzas

FUCKING BITCH

elk

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nth for highlanders

>>147662739
ya what up kid

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xth for tanking and suffering for 15 levels

What does the star mean for collectables? Does it increase xp? Scrips? By how much?

If the Purge was real, I would travel hundreds to thousands of miles just to be able to frug Abe.

He deserves to be frugged. Disgusting lewd fetish obsessed idiot.

Kirito Tia is awake.

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>>147662227
I have two
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=453K_J_4gTI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XN04RWCVy3A

>>147662441
Are you up for EB? Do you like cute brown sugar feet?

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>>147662441
Don't be mean to lalas.

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r8 my possible fantasia

>>147662289
You can't cum inside a foot and watch it's belly grow swelling with the future of your tribe. Rubbing my cock against her ass while I'm feeling her belly and nibbling on her neck and ears from behind.
Feet are gross

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>>147662397
yup

>>147662783
erp with me

>>147662878
dead/10

>>147662886
can you post pits

>>147662897
na im good

>>147662801
PLD doesn't get tank stance until 40
>>147662878
nope/10

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Elezen.

>still haven't docked the proc
>kinda like being mocked

help

>>147662878
fucking horrifying

Please me decide /xivg/, do I:

A. Move to Jenova and have around 25-30 million gil to spend after selling various things, have a medium house scouted out that is only between 8-9 million gil and have a large new player base to sell my crafts to easily.

B. Move to Gilgamesh/Balmung where everything I own is worthless and I'd be lucky to have 5-8 million gil after sales, never be able to own a house and have a tiny new playerbase with thousands of other crafters to compete against.

>>147662260
>lalafells
What would you do for me?

>>147662878
nuke it/10

If the Purge was real, I would travel hundreds to thousands of miles just to be able to tickle B'nhaka.

He deserves to be tickled. Disgusting soft-footed idiot.

All this talk about ERP, but tell me, are you actually man enough to do it?

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>>147662972
>>147662997
>>147663041
I'm kinda liking the dead, creepy doll look.

>>147663059
*there should have been a help in there somewhere

If the Purge was real, I would travel hundreds to thousands of miles just to be able to be impregnated by Kirito Tia.

He deserves to be the father of my children. Disgusting strong male cat idiot.

>>147663110
If it required courage, the same people doing it would go out and get real girlfriends.

>>147663063
Be your pocket healer

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>>147662847
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMtdp-7pgWM

>>147663059
Go to gilgamesh. Gil is worthless anyway.

>>147663059
Research other mid-pop servers, but avoid gilmung.

>>147663249
>tfw lack the courage to even erp

>>147662847
i want this c@ to pin me against something and fuck me senseless

>>147663191
Fem Au Ra need bangs to look good, hair color is bad, skin color is bad.

Do you think Ceveth can tickle feet like a pro...?

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>all these new male elzns popping up
>greatest fear might occur
>it was only a matter of time

Elezen Husband Quest...

>>147663346
Don't forget the fact that it's a disgusting Raen

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>>147662857
Yes. No.

>>147662861
I'm convinced they deserve it for being lucky moneygrabbing jews ruling Ul'dah.

>>147663249
100% agree with this

seems like this general isnt full of degenerates afterall

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>>147662227
https://youtu.be/Rciee-oQLoI

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>>147662747
Highlander

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>>147662747
Yes.

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Is there a decent guide on Mining for when you hit 60? I really don't understand this whole collecting system nor do I get how to get scripts.

>>147663386
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>>147662370
Please don't shit talk my friend

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>will never have a timid au ra girl to tease
>will never treat her as a pet bait out other heretics to purge
>will never discipline her for all her shortcomings
>will never pat her head and have her gaze up at me with uncertain affection like a dog
>will never be her halonic elezen master
Where are the nondegenerate, cute au ra women on Balmung?

>>147663386
Kill yourself Ceveth

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>>147663250
>pocket healer lala that hangs out in the tanks hood
Too adorable but then they can stab you much more easily

>>147663546
Gotta balance GP on boosting your score when gathering collectables. There are guides/rotations online that you can use to aim for a specific rarity

Who is your favorite suncat, xivg? No moonie sluts allowed.

>>147663445
/pet

>>147663305
Start off with an alt then if you're that scared. Learn the ropes and then start doing it with your main.

>>147663540
am gonna marry you!

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>>147663346
points taken and slightly changed

>>147663421
xaela is hardly as good for creepy doll looks- the darker scales bring too much contrast to the cheeks and face

>>147663758
Abe and Spider

Planning on taking a vacation away from Balmung, just for a bit. What's a good server to go and relax?

>>147663758
R.F

>>147663709
i'm gonna bully this raen forever

until he lets me sit in his lap

>>147663927
gay

>avatarfag using same hair as you
>change it
>another avatarfag using that hair
god damnit
>change it
>yet ANOTHER avatarfag using this hair
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>147663927
>ugly green haired thai slut
>best

l m a o

>>147663805
too scared even to do it on an alt

>>147663913
real life

>>147663764
Please no, kindness is my weakness.

>>147663896
This one is bait.

*dabs in church*

ooooo yea

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>>147663967
>bully
That's MY job.

>>147663850
holy fuck is that an angler fish?

>>147663705
ah'l i thought you had meria

>>147664035
go to some random EU server

>>147664010
>bitching about avatars using your hair with very little variety available.
(You)

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>>147663850
Fishface is a big hit or miss.

Be careful with it.

>>147664010
>being insecure to the point where you let other people's characters dictate yours

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>>147663967
I wish the bully would sit in my lap. Ok gonna go jump off a cliff now

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>>147663709
>Gotta balance GP on boosting your score when gathering collectables. There are guides/rotations online that you can use to aim for a specific rarity
The links for the ones I've found don't seem to work, or they weren't updated much past HW release.

>>147664136
>tfw meria is my dream waifu
>she's TOO pure

>>147664031
Then just get in to normal roleplay with a female character and you /will/ get propositioned for it eventually. Just let them know it's your first time and most will be nice to you.

>tfw forgotten....

>>147664046
No bait here sir.
I'd also like to honorably mention Nori and Megu.

>>147664164
miss

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>>147662227
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tb2UhUKTRXo

Gonna fanta into a cute Miqote soon. Tips on making a good one?

>>147664246
too afraid for that

im a huge sperg with no social skills

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>>147664108
yes
I mean
she will also literally eat your soul

>>147664227
do people really think boobs that size are good? so gross looking

>nobody will ever put you in your place and make you service their cock
why

>>147664326
look at the options and choose what you think looks best??

>>147664425
hell yeah

Damn, tomahawk's cast animation feels satisfying.

>>147661019
Lili!

>>147664425
Do you enjoy the company of men?

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>when you do weeping city 3 times in one night and get nothing

>>147664442
Plenty of people want to do that to you Elk

>>147664425
Depends. In that picture, not really, but generally speaking exaggerated body parts look a lot nicer in drawings than in real life.

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>>147664193
Pretty much this.

I didn't expect this hair to be nearly as popular as it is, but whatever.

>>147664389
I like her, maybe pick a greener hair color.

>>147664425
It's also making a joke about how hair styles in 1.0 determined breast size as in >>147663546

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>>147664502
If you like that, wait until you get to the really good stuff. Warrior has some of the best and most satisfying animations period.

>>147664591
well its not popular

>>147664542
i'm a chick and I just think boobs that big are gross and also uncomfortable looking

>>147664326
Don't be afraid to be "generic". Trying to make special snowflake characters is usually the easiest way to make some sort of ugly monstrosity.

>>147664267
What's wrong with her?

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>>147664091
>>147663967
STAHP

>>147664425
Yes but I enjoy busts of all sizes
Also >>147664571
Shit would suck in actuality.

>>147664218
Log onto balmung then

>>147664227
http://i.imgur.com/pjgp4GJ.png
Rotations haven't changed much since moves cap @ a certain perception cap.

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>>147662227
Dunno what got me listening to Nomak and Bastille again in the last week or so

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBYNyDuWx_Q

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyv-3kYUYz4

>>147664716
>i'm a chick
Okay Greg.

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>>147664442

>>147664716
and I'm a chick who wants to bury my face into huge boobs
whats not to like about soft and squishy?

>>147664813
gross

>>147664502
meracle post 0%

>>147664425
>>147664716
Don't have to be a chick to not like them either. There was a miqo'te posted earlier in the last thread with body parts that looked disgustingly big.

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miqte

>>147664164
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>>147664813
When are you sitting on my face?

>>147664715
If you mean "people think it looks like shit", I know.

If you mean "not a lot of people use it", I disagree. Maybe it's because you tend to notice when people are using the same hair as you in a game like this though.

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>>147663815
Good luck.

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xth for sneering

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how'd i do
his skin didn't look that white in character creation...

>>147664896
flatty flatty!

>>147664068
*vapes the flesh of christ*

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I made a guide for SMN since I've been questions about the class every couple threads
What do you guys think?

>>147665130
please don't use that face it's terrible

>>147665130
76/10

is ada banned yet? id like to talk about the game

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>yfw you want to be a lizard, but they don't want you to switch

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>>147664954
When you send a tell

>>147665410

when's character data

>>147664769
>Rotations haven't changed much since moves cap @ a certain perception cap.
I don't even know what I'm looking at with that picture.

How the hell are monks so good? This nigga just did 1800 damage on the dragon boss in Sohr Kai

>>147665130
You know, that actually looks alright considering you took the ugliest face of all the races and made it look somewhat good.
Show us another pic to see if that's just the angle or if it's actually passable.

>>147665369
You're ashc@ for life

>>147665585
1-2-3 is easy. And yet some people still manage to mess it up.
A BLM can do similar numbers if they don't have to move.

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Did I do good /xivg/?

>>147665130
get a different haircolor but /pet

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>>147665275
That's what I thought the general consensus was. It's just sad to be stuck between two faces so I thought I'd try to see what I could do with it.
>>147665305
I've got you in my sights
>>147665679
thanks, taking all the shitty lowres facescales off really helped

Post new ebin scandals and couples

>>147665793
still pretty weak stinkycat! you can do better than that

>>147665695
I'm not a cat.

>>147665793
how do you get so much dps as whm?

well, i was really looking forward to talking about the game but ada is posting

sigh

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>>147665486
So you should have a few moves available to you for collectables:
Collectors Glove which allows you to do the collectable mini game
Methodical, Impulsive and Instictful Appraisals
These are your "rarity boosting moves" at expense of item wear.
Then you have 3 buff moves you can use at the expense of GP
Discerning eye which increases your next moves rarity boost by 50%
Single mind which makes your next appraisal move not count as a gathering attempt
Utmost Caution which reduces your next appraisals wear down by 5.

You're aiming to get a specific rarity for the collectable NPC turn in and trying to maximize how much items you get as well.

The imgur i linked shows various rotations of the moves and which buffs to use depending on circumstances. It may be a bit confusing at first but experiment and you'll see how it fits together.

>>147665928
Seto and someone from Drakn

>>147666036
well.. at least its not paks tier shitposting

>>147666110
Yes I noticed that too. Can anyone stop him?

>>147666031
Assize and Aero III are ridiculous on trash pulls.

>>147666036
Join in, my dude. Nothing's stopping you.

>tfw you can't go on a server vacation since you have too much gil and a house
fug.

>>147666031
Holy

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>>147662227
VIDEO GAMES require a funky beat:

https://youtu.be/1cYQV62WhkM

>>147666031
whm is built for aoe my man

>>147665923
Are you planning to play MCH? I think it would be funny if you did.

I haven't done much (if anything) with auri male in CC, but looks pretty good to me.

>>147665793
that's a really fast antitower damn, what's your ilvl and what weap?

>>147665932
>still pretty weak stinkycat!
But I'm only i227, give me a break! ;_;
I'm no cat.
>>147666031
Aero III, Assize and Holy for days.

>>147665410
i want to kiss this midlander!

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>>147665154
nice ffxiv post

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>>147665474
https://mega.nz/#!749EjTyR!Jp4PO0YvqsA9ZOBqgkyIgt5xNDtx0IrTOnQ_uSOE_qg

Don't do anything impure with it!

or do~

>>147665928
otp

>>147666319
Me too

>>147666260
>huh but there isn't even that much to AoE on the final bo-
>duration: 12:08
lmao who gives a shit

>>147666160
Who, Isara?

>>147666402
you realize merged parses would theoretically be the standard for dungeon parsing as autistic as it is to parse dungeons in the first place right

>>147666359
That is indeed a screenshot from the game FFXIV, yes.
You'd know that if you actually played the game.

>>147666430
Some unknown b tier cat I dont wanna namedrop

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>>147662227
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9m3CIBPAyoU

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tfw your lalafell refuses to do quests to unlock level 50 dungeons

how do i punish a disobedient lalafell

>>147666271
>what's your ilvl and what weap?
i226 at the time of the run, i227 now.
Weapon is Cane of the White Tsar.

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>>147665814
I was considering black, but the 76 likeness is making me want to stick with white.
>>147666271
I might have to.

>>147665928
Shana is cucking Abe with Bis Koi but they are going to great lengths to keep it DL.

>>147666402
muh min maxing casual shitter content

>>147666554
who's this hung au ra and does he like catboys

>>147666402
I still did almost 1.2k on the final boss, cakeboi.

>>147665273
As an avid ruin 3 user, I LOVE IT!

>>147666702
Sorry, I'm straight.

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>>147666074
Thanks for the response, but the picture still doesn't really help me know what gear I need to even get started with this stuff. I feel like I already need a good set of gear before even getting the script stuff which lets me get gear. The whole process feels so redundant.

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>>147662227
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZvBcWp5V4w

>>147666579
Ridiculous hats are the ultimate punishment.

>>147665928
Abe and bis koi
Seto and myse
Kiss and tincan

>>147666785
Do you like min height female Raen...

>>147666726
You abused aoe on the dolls at the beginning to get an inflated parse, good job.

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Any one here like miqotes...

>>147666501
>merged

No, any "standard" would be a single continuous parsed encounter, including downtime.

>>147666873
You're right, anon. Dungeon DPS doesn't count and is just inflated cheating abuse unless you stick exclusively to single-target attacks and don't spread DoTs.

>>147666873
Nah, dolls and Calcabrina were separate encounters.

>>147666915
i like miqo'te but not ones who chop meat for a living

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>>147666829
he just decided to impale me with it

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>>147666915

>>147666928
except dungeons have variable downtime

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>>147666554
Kay did we just fantasia into brothers from other tribes

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>>147666824
Oh gear wise you'll want the best you can get. HQ ilv150 (the first lv60 gathering set) can hit the perception cap for adamantite/chysahl greens easily however im not too sure of the caps past that. Also you'll want 600 GP minimum for collectables as it helps immensely.

My recommendation is to get as many HQ leftside 150 pieces and dragonskin accessories as you can to help hit the perception and GP requirements. Depending on the server it shouldn't be too bad to get.

>>147667175
If this goes to court I did NOT give that advice.

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>>147665923

I've always wanted to make a male Au Ra with that face since nobody ever uses it. But you've done it proud.
Reminds me of-

HEY, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!?

>>147667085
>merged parse
>they're separate encounters!
Are you retarded?

>>147667081
No, that's not it. The point is that big numbers on a parse doesn't necessarily mean anything. That's why FFlogs is a joke because it's hardly any real indication of anything, and is just doctored up to make one or two members of the group "look good"

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>>147666915
Prefer sylvari.

>>147667184
No they don't. Any variation in "downtime" is a result of you doing the dungeon differently, which should be reflected in any hypothetical "standardized" parse.

>>147666915
>awena is now a total slut

This sucks...

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>>147667471
>tfw Sylvari are stuck in that fucking game

Probably one of my favourite races in any MMO from an aesthetic standpoint. Fuck.

>>147667081
Except nobody minds taking those into consideration when it actually matters unless you start showing off how high you can abuse a parse with aoe numbers. Like nobody really cares, and having someone come in with "did i do gud? xD" is the reason I'm blasting them in the first place. Fuck outta here.

>>147667403
>That's why FFlogs is a joke because it's hardly any real indication of anything, and is just doctored up to make one or two members of the group "look good"

My condolences on being so bad that you have to convince yourself that everyone who does well is faking it.

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>>147667403
>Are you retarded?
Are you? Dude was complaining that I inflated the final boss numbers due to the separate calca/brina dolls at the start of the fight. ACT separated the calca/brina dolls and the Calcabrina fight. Learn to read you fucking mongrel.

>>147667621
tfw SLAMMING awena right now

>>147667476
uh, yes they do
if you can't figure out what I mean there's no point in explaining it to you

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>tfw you finally find a game you enjoy enough to actually want to join the online community based around it and this is the community you find

I lurked for a few days thinking maybe this was all just some ironic inside joke, but it's not is it?

>>147667683
There's no such thing as "abusing" a parse with AoE, you mongoloid. Damage is damage.

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>>147667471
Me too...

Kind of..

>>147667621
Wtf I'm not...

>>147667761
Delete this!!!

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>>147662227
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ob5KzB_EOqc

>>147667826
Get far, far away from here.

I'm sorry.

>>147667826
4chan doesn't even make up 15% of the player community you'll be fine. people here are 4chan posters of course the majority is terrible

>>147667728
>learn to read!
>literally no screenshot of this single Calcabrina fight posted

(You)

>>147667728
>they must be shit at the game because theyre criticising doctored FFlog parses
My condolences on only being capable of arguing in extremes.

Looking for hot barbed cat cock on Ultros.

>>147667867
For all I know you're in an Ul'dahn backalley right now, getting spitroasted by two femroes.

Slut...

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>>147667826
It's not a joke, but it's also an insanely small (and often genuinely insane) representation of the actual community in this game.

>>147668051
Not even online.

>>147667843
You still don't get it, the irony of you calling anyone a mongoloid is amazing.

>>147668104
That's a cute minion, where did you get it?

>>147667810
It doesn't count as "variable downtime" if it takes you 15 seconds to move from one pull to the next instead of 5, or if you do two pulls where you could have done one.

>>147668160
Lost City HM drop from the final boss.

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>>147667656
>>147667867
Guild Wars 2 is so awesome. I just hope that effeminate O'Brien gives us armors soon.

>>147668160
Final boss of Lost City HM drops it.

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>>147667989
You needed to read for the appropriate context.
But please, continue to be wrong.

What's the fastest way to get poetics?

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>Lore heroes are up in arms about parsing in 4man dungeons

>>147668331
Hunt for bonuses.
Poor man's way is to queue story mode levi/ramuh/shiva since each give 90 each if you get a bonus.

>>147668331
50 and main story roulettes, then hunts.

>>147668363
>Not caring about efficiency in all aspects of game and life

>>147668051
Femroes are gross...

>>147668270
He needs to give us ls3...

>>147668331
trials with bonus

>>147667843
What he means is that any parse you post doesn't count if he personally feels threatened and insecure about it, and can think of any halfway coherent angle to call it out as illegitimate. If it were a single target dummy parse he'd post
>dummy parsing
and if it were a Savage parse he'd post
>guys ;)

When you server transfer do you have to do the entire grand company quest line again? And do you keep all your seals?

The wording for that part is really confusing.

>>147668554
>>147668448
>>147668437
Okie, thanks
Kinda wanted to not do hunts, but I guess I gotta

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>>147662747

>>147665130
Get a black stripe on your face

>>147668640
If you can find someone with ex primal/coil bonuses, you hit money on that. The poe rolls on in until they run out of bonuses.

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>>147668536
>He needs to give us ls3...
I figure the longer they take, the more awesome it will be. I just want more than one set of armor to hunt.
>Femroes are gross...
...

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>>147668315
>fuck (you).jpg

>>147663417
NO You're supposed to be mine don't make me sad again.

>>147668806
some femroes aren't terrible
yours is repulsive

>>147668594
>milady
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.

>>147668638
Where ya going anon?

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>>147666915
yes..

>>147668638
I don't think I did anything for server transfers with my GC. If you mean GC switching though your seals are kept, but just locked. When you swap back to that GC you can use them again.

What do they say about it, again?

>>147669004
jenova or cactuar I think I decided on, probably jenova but I was going to check the cactuar market boards in a few minutes and see if there's a large disparity in the prices of certain items

>>147669112
Sleepy Miqote

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>>147668160
>>147668243

Can buy off MB too if you have the gil. It's called Morpho.

>>147668806
Its been like a year almost... Long enough!

>>147668638
Nothing about grand companies is affected by transferring

>>147669161
>>147669341
Actually never mind I'm dumb, I read free company as grand company sorry :/

Reminder that bards and machinists can pull 2k dps by the end of nidhogg add phase where as melee dps cannot, therefore they are better jobs than melee dps. Damage is damage.

Does Excalibur or Balmung have a FC for people to join, or is everyone pretty scattered?

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>this game will die before 4.0 comes out

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>147669469

>>147669469
Whats your point?

>>147669606
>Excalibur
Scattered, but there's some large ones out there that make top FC ranks quite often
>Balmung
/xivg/ FCs are full of splinters and split off. FCs will be social, RP, and/or raiding related. Good luck on the last.

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>>147669248
chilly miqote

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>tfw ___friend
I'm so happy /xivg/ ;_;

>>147669612
Surprise surprise, they cut back on the amount of content they add each patch and introduce shitty mini game systems no one cares about instead, all with a much less popular main raid.

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>147669664

>>147669857
so happy for you rocklizard! <3

now dont fuck it all up again

I enjoy fishing.

>>147669857
>every shitpost crying about not having rocklizard as a gf includes ;_;
>;_;

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>>147670058
same

>>147669885
Nobody cares about dungeons either. They're boring and a chore to do everyday for the roulette.
This entire game is becoming a chore.

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>>147670057
Oh I will.
I destroy everything I care about.
:3

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>>147669857

>>147669781
Just trying to find an FC with people to do things with, but it looks like I'll either have to look around at ones recruiting, or look through the forums there for some.

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When they going to add fat cat tats in this game?

>>147670280
>When they going to
>this awful character
no
get the fuck out of this general
the last thing it needs is you

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>>147662227
https://soundcloud.com/apothedog/luvstory-tape

>>147670428
rood

>>147670428
>everything that isn't a cat is awful

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>>147670428

calm down Arie

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>>147670576

>>147670172
Nobody was ever jumping for joy over dungeons, but going from 3 to 2 per patch has soured people on them much more and much faster than would have happened if they'd stuck to the ARR formula.

The bigger omission is going down to just one EX Trial per patch. That started halfway through ARR and it was always sort of the beginning of the end. People put up with it during the tail end of ARR because they were willing to have some faith that the lack of content was due to working on HW, but as soon as it became clear that that was not the case, it was over.

>>147670147
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHcYd5cCA7w

>>147671089
piss drinker go away

where are the male tank harems

i hate this game

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>>147671329
i do too but I can't quit until I get decent

>>147671089
>sub 1000 dps

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>>147662227
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8iV3tK717s

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>>147662227
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DizBlRFMD4

>>147671636
ily

>>147671058
They went down to 1 trial a patch at 2.2 tho, well before hw was announced

Is there anything in this game like dynamis or invasions from XI?

Any maps with aether currents listed that aren't out of date?

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1.4k average (big pulls I'm doing ~2k) in 4mans as a BRD, is that any good? I'm new to playing DPS and I'm not sure how much I should be doing.

>>147671723
2.2 had Leviathan EX and Thornmarch EX.

2.3 was the first patch that only had one trial, and that was sort of forgivable because it introduced Savage SCoB.

>>147671859
I don't think the Aether Currents have changed locations, just pop up sooner in questlines.

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>>147662227
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMZy-HQpl-o

>>147672046
6 of the 9 coerthas highlands ones that I found were not at any of the locations listed on all the google'd maps, though.

>>147671058
I don't really understand the hate over 2 dungeons instead of 3. I know it means that they're making less content, but dungeons itself aren't fun so I just wish they stopped making more of them, or make them fun and challenging. Maybe they could release actual dungeons to replace it. Soloable but gets harder the farther you go. No DF required. Pretty much Deep Dungeons but with loot.

We've only had 3 trials in 2.1, and that's because they pretty much reused 1.0 assets. They didn't really start making their very own trial fights until Ramuh's patch.

>>147672046
they changed locations, most of them are now set so as your progress MSQ youll probably bump into them

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whose qt cat is this

>pale half-naked catboys
I dunno what it is, but they all look like they have clammy skin and probably kinda smell

Im trying to set up ACT but I cant find where the combat log is stored. Any help is appreciated

>>147672432
naked healer catboys are Very Good to me, to be honest

>>147672424
>>147672215
Oh shit, really? Must've missed the notes talking about it. My bad there.

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>>147663705

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ee86DRxtHU

>>147672432
Because If they're pale that means they barely go outside of their house and don't care about being presentable, so they don't take showers or wear something nice.
>Showing off your pale-ass body

post your GIL

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>>147672983

>>147672980
don't get me wrong I still want to suck their salty cocks

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>>147672983

nth for being on full suicide watch

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Hopefully the crossbreeding thing works this time

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>>147672980
>Showing off your pale-ass body
The best sunscreen is clothes. People seem to forget to wear either or just "lotion" that I dare not sample.

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>>147672983

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>>147672983