/owg/ - Overwatch General

First for D.Va buffs when

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Perfection

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hana song

4th for Symmetra is best character in game

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Why is Mercy such a moralfag?

Remove widowmakers grapple

Bastion nerfs when

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>no irl Lena gf

>>147656335
bulge where

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Review and Reply

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>>147656315

Does Mercy spreading her wings (Shift or hold space) increase her hitbox?

how the fuck do people aim with tracer

Any advice for playing Tracer or Genji?

I'm thinking about buying the "Devil Mercy" skin now:

http://webmshare.com/play/LXa1e

>SHITGULL.

>Want to play zenyatta
>pick zenyatta
>team bitchs and complains until I pick mercy or lucio
Why is it so hard to play what i want

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>>147656397
Because shes the game's token German and can do no wrong!

>>147656445
Skill

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Mercy and D.Va is purer than purestrain Colombian cocaine

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Why do I feel that I only tolerate D.va if she is in her Junker attire?

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>>147656316

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Post handsome overwatch agents.

>>147656525
she's not german and there is a german in the game

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>>147656405
>has trouble with bastion

>Play Lucio on KotH
>Get top healing by default and top objective time by being an annoying little shit wallriding
Is 2 golds enough to mitigate my rank tanking if I take a loss?

> console controllers are harder to aim with
> there's an actual achievement to headshot someone while in the air with widow

Holy fuck I'm never going to get that one

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>>147656397
Those two seem to have worked closely together quite often.

>>147656562
because koreans and pro gamers are disgusting

>>147656525
but....

she's sweedish

Reminder

Female fanservice: Hanzo, Soldier
Gay fanservice: McCree, Reinhardt, Lucio

>>147656562
looks like trash= is trash pottery

Quick guys should I get sporty Tracer or anubis Pharah?

>>147656609
>has trouble recognising sarcasm

>>147656525
>swiss
>german
no

atleast the german guy in the game has the decency to not speak in his home language so he doesnt confuse his teammates

stupid

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>>147656516
Skimpy reaper skin, when?

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>>147656573
>footfags

>>147656660
Where does chat noir fit in?

>>147656397
WW2 guilt

>SHITGULL V2.

>>147656562
because tummy

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You only need one sucker to make your day.

>play competitive
>get koth
>leave game
>do this until I get suspended
>use my connection at blizzard to get a new key applied to my account
LOL

Rank 56 now. Am I gud yet /owg/

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>>147656705
After skimpy Morrison

>>147656525
Well stupid nationality mix up aside she is the token Swiss and being ultra neutral and humanitarian is like the Swiss stereotype.

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How'd I do guys? I tried my best but I kept getting teams full of shitters!

>>147656427
it's missing mcmeme's high noon speed

>>147656573
With all the beautiful parts you can find in a woman's body, footfags have chosen one of the ugliest...

>>147656682
Posh tracer. If already owned, anubis

>>147656682
anubis Pharah

get Posh Tracer or wait for better skins besides Slipstream

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>>147656397
>Torb uses his chibi art for his emails and shit

>>147656430
how does this work? the mech comes back at less health if D.va is at low health?

Or did hanzo just shoot a couple arrows and then a scatter?

>>147656653
Swiss.
Mercy is from Switzerland
Reinhardt is from Germany
Torbjorn is from Sweden

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>>147656579
Soldier 69, reporting for doody!

>>147656827
Of course you're on a team of shitters you are one

>>147656849
The latter.

>>147656827
you did great
-lucio

>>147656758
how many times did you tried this shit?

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i just got the el blanco skin for Reaper
what are some good musics to play with this skin?

>>147656707
Gay

>>147656427
Doesn't have D. Va's speed when shooting.

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>tfw have the makings of a good Reinhardt but have too much fun bashing people outside the head with his rocket powered hammer and get carried away

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>you will never kiss Tracer

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when is riot going to nerf these champs?

>>147656512
Depends on the team. Zenyatta is useless without a good choke point and a couple tanks guarding. On PC he's probably completely useless.

>>147656430
Immediately dropping out of the mech as soon as I get in it isn't anywhere NEAR as frustrating as getting shot as I'm getting in the mech and it counting as a kill on D.Va and not MEKA.

D.Va needs invincibility frames in places where you have absolutely no way to control shit. There's no reason that I should be effortlessly punished just for playing the game.

>>147656397
Why does Torb write "despite"? I don't understand it in this context.

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>>147656705
>No catmaid reaper skin
>No "Cleaning the area voiceline"
>No "You've got to be kitten me" voiceline.

>>147656849

The mech takes damage while it's coming up, so Hanzo just had to DPS it down while it couldn't move. They really should make it so a mech dropping does AoE damage around it with a kill zone directly under it, so it stops people from sitting there camping for a free mech kill.

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>>147656840
>subjectivity is fact

>>147656660
I thought girls loved the whole Cowboy thing and Soldier might be seen as too old for a lot of them.

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How can this go downhill

when it was shit from the beggining?

>>147656827
>blaming placement rank on shitters
>when even if you go 3-7, as long as you contribute to the match and not jerk off in the corner, you can get rank 44
I don't believe you

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>Blizzard are just pretending to care about overwatch and hyping up there new le ebin casual meme sport to amass NEET bucks and parents credit card money so they can invest it all back into reviving their ultimate cash cow: WoW in a few months
>They will stop giving a shit about this game since they already made their shekels and it will continue to be a technically broken mess with poor balance for casual shitters that main hanzo and genji to have """fun""" with

Prove me wrong, infact screenshot this post so you'll have it in a few months when everything I said here comes true.

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>>147656935
Cool Genji gameplay.

>>147656972
Good, she probably has cooties.

>>147657006
He knows Mercy is gonna say no to his designs for weaponizing healing technology.

>Play competitive
>Play decently if not well
>Quick play
>Lose all sense of what the fuck I'm doing and suck dick

>>147657026
>They really should make it so a mech dropping does AoE damage around it with a kill zone directly under it
It does already unless I'm getting you wrong. Currently you can kill people with the drop mech, but they need to be really close.

>>147657006
>inb4 she says it's a weapon for killing people
>It's a weapon for killing people!

>>147657147
who's this slut and why do I love her

>>147657006
He's basically saying that he knows Mercy is going to cry about how it's a WEAPON and WEAPONS R BAD GUIZE, but the tech she contributed to the gun isn't weaponized at all.

>>147656579
You first.

>>147656173
thought this was that one girl from life is strange desu

>>147656173
Ciri?

>>147656865
Switzerland and Sweden are pretty much the same exact place.

>>147656774
No yet. get to 57 that will put you one standard deviation above the mean, thats when you can call yourself good.

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>>147656827
>tfw playing on a toaster with wifi instead of an ethernet connection
>still managed 50

Would be an easy rank 65-70 if I was playing on a proper computer with a good internet connection

>>147657070
this is what you get when you out waifus in a motherfucking videogame

>>147656989

Welcome back, reaper teleport guy

>>147657302
this +bh

>Before the competitive update
>Perfect connection
>After the competitive update
>You have lost connection to the server 10 times a day

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ROLLAN

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>>147657349
Sure, anon.

>>147657059
to be fair McCree is handsome enough that he can be considered for both

but Soldier is a fan favorite among grills

>>147657253
dat bulge

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>>147656792
>no tall white socks under the sandals

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>>147656173

>mfw playing roadhog on WPG
>mfw I was MVP; on fire for 85% of the match
>21 kills, 10 deaths
>61% hooked accuracy
>5K damage healed through
>3 minutes of solid objective time
>mfw we still lost

Its only quickmatch. My only problem was that I wasn't good enough.

>>147657149
>>147657228
>>147657265
Yeah, I understand the meaning, but find the wording confusing. (English isn't my native language, and that "despite" just seems so odd there.)

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>>147657147
If only Genjis on my team were actually that good.

>>147657246
Bastet

>>147657226

Well then maybe it just needs a retouch, that Hanzo should have gotten a history lesson on Nagasaki from where he was standing

>>147657093
idk, they pretty much gutted most of their revenue stream from Diablo 3 and still managed to roll out new patches and fixes

>>147657074
they were absolute shitters man. I would kill the whole team by myself and then they'd all die 1v5 to a Zarya or Junkrat.

There was nothing I could do.

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>forced 50 isn't real they said

>>147657447
Tanks can't win games.

>>147657456
He's also using it because it's meant to be read by Morrison and Reyes.

That's the worst female Reaper I've ever seen. She looks like a 15 year old scene kid.

>>147657409
GIVE ME BASTION

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>you will never hug Tracer
>you will never feel her rest her head on your chest

>>147657575
Looks more like forced 30/60.

>>147657409
roll

for Tracer

>>147657445
Thats for Reinhardt

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>>147657575
>Be shit
>Lose
>FUCKING X COMPANY
I wonder if there's any game with matchmaking that doesn't have this meme

>>147657226
It does like 20 damage, so while it might be possible to kill people, it isn't very likely.

Also no blast radius, have to be standing on top of D.Va

a major buff for D.Va would be no damage for 1 second AFTER D.Va takes control of the suit. Considering how stupid that webm is, I'd say it is needed.

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>>147657596
Did you know there are 30something men going after 15 year old scene kids? CREEPY!

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>>147657635

fine with me

I want Pharah

>>147657584

I know. I should have changed to a different role or been better at my job.

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Dr. Ziegler, I'm Overwatch.

>>147657409
give me pharah

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>>147656478

>>147657673
D. Va mech drop is 50, but I think they need to be in the circle that appears when they spawn.

why does every single team have a genji and hanzo in it holy shit

>>147657302
No it's not. Sweden is the one far up North with the historical association of Vikings, the funny umlaut looking vowels, and cuckold policies. Switzerland is located near the Alps, came up with those cool pocket knives, have the opposite of cuck policies, and have the banks all the rich people hide their money in.

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>>147657418
You know those times when a Roadhog hooks you and you manage to escape before he 1 shots you? Try playing with a 0% chance of escape. Hell trying to track anything on wifi is plain ass

promotion is the worst fucking shit

i get like 3 min Qs since I got promoted

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>>147657734
tell me about Roadhog

why does he wear the mask?

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>>147657635

>Seagull and his fuckboys running double Zarya
Get ready to see that even more

if forced 50 isn't real, how do you explain the complete utter baby seal stomps of matches that happen half the time?

just godawful matchmaking? that would make sense too, considering it's blizzard and I wouldn't put it past them to make something this retarded

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>>147657673

>Mercy ress gives 2 fucking full seconds of iframes to the players
>Summon Mecha has no iframes

>>147657763
50 is still not very likely to kill someone.

I mean, it is an ult right? It should instagib anyone standing too close and have at least a moderate blast radius

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>>147657757
O U T D A T E D

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>>147657792

Why does she have the ass?

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Comic guy, if you're in the thread, I want to see Callahan put out a cigarette, or whatever the Omnic equivalent is, on Zenyatta's face while insulting him.

>>147657792
>hog
>not reaper
one job

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>>147657856
>half the time

Yes anon, half of 100% is 50%

this no hero limit shit is so dumb

fucking double hanzo cheese

>>147656402
>Remove widowmaker
ftfy

>>147657921

Wait how did Reaper end up in A tier?

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>>147657921
lmao

>Timer hits overtime
>Suddenly a billion tracers

Please tell me blizzard is gonna do something about this

>>147657409
I KNOW MY COURSE.

>>147657668
No. Statistically speaking, most players that are aggressively vocal about problems with the game are usually shit.

That's right, folks: Statistics prove that getting mad at video games MIGHT mean you are bad at video games!

>>147657856
Competitive is barely a week old and Blizzard themselves have already identified and started fixing shit. Will that actually solve anything? Your guess is as good as mine.

>>147657715
Anon why.

>>147657952
No one cared who she was until she turned blue.

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>>147658007
Rude

>>147657983
so forced 50 is real
thank you

reinhardt fire strike is stupid as fuck

reinhardt in general is fucking stupid

>>147657409
Rank of waifus?
>Pharah
>Mercy
>D.Va
>Widowmaker
>Mei
>Zarya
>Symmetra
>Bastion
>Tracer

>>147657987
I'll take that double winston dick for 100k pot

>>147658037
big playerbase

>>147657856
Although matchmaking could be at fault most of the time, I've had games with the same exact team members stomp each other. Even if matchmaking was 100% perfect, if you get a team with everyone who 'mains' damage at a rank 60 skill level, their support or tank skill level could still be 50 or lower.

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>>147657792
sya baccon oen mor tiem

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>>147657409

>>147658131
is ESL actually using the game's own competitive system as the ruleset? with sudden death and all that retarded shit?

>>147658117
he should really be slowed while swinging

>>147657409
Rolling for mercy

>>147658052
I'm not going to touch competitive until they add a timer to hero swaps. Ex: once an ally changes a hero, no one else on your team can change for 30 sec

Or something like that. Or in comp it would be nice if you couldn't swap at all

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>>147658037

because Reaper is pretty gud against BIG GUYS

>>147658037
McCree nerf and now there's more tanks

>>147658194
>>147658117
>how do i counter a wall

hahahahaha

>>147658051
>those Reaper and Soldier defense usage stats

>>147658037
He's the new DPS with Roadhog on the menu and McCree and Widow nerfed

>>147657409
Rollin

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Funny.

Could the maps be rebalanced to not favor attack?

>>147658193
they aren't using the overtime I don't believe

>>147657974
Reaper isn't a big guy

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>>147656173
My mercy art

>>147658260
well that sounds like a decent change for koth maps

>>147658052
>We're experimenting internally with changes to Overtime right now. We feel like OT is lasting too long. We originally implemented Overtime because it felt bad to make a final push and have time run out while a capture was in progress. We feel like OT is a cool, exciting moment in the game but it could definitely use a tuning pass.

>We made changes to OT yesterday and are testing them today. If those tests go well, we'll get some public version of it ready for testing soon.

>>147657409
roll

>>147657987
double hanzo isn't that cheesey
five tracers is cheesey.

>>147657921
Poor Zenyatta

You deserved better than this

>>147657409
they look cute in this picture

>>147658193

the game's competitive system is pretty decent outside of the retarded sudden death rules

Can someone do a straight up solid for me and edit Bane's attire onto Roadhog? With the giant coat and all. That would be great, thanks.

-Anon

>>147658252
But some maps have really blatant choke points that a competent team can defend essentially forever. Anubis is a big offender here, but most maps have that one spot that's hard to bust through against the right teamcomp.

git gud

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>>147657409
it doesnt matter what i get, because i already got 7.

>>147658283
holy shit lol

>>147658232
>wall is tankiest hero in game
>can beat ulted genji in a fight
>top 5 ult in the game

is this the part where we pretend reinhardt isnt one of the best hereos in the game

Did they stop using that thing that Attack is always red and Defence is blue? Why? I liked it.

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>>147658325

>>147658283
did that genji try to reflect the punches?

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>>147656525
>pic
Good thing she's a guardian angel

>>147657987
It's only cheese because they're both very good with him.

>>147657409
let's go

>>147658193

They don't use sudden death, if both teams score make it to the end of a payload map they give them both a point I think. They do use a coinflip for who gets the next map pick I believe since the loser is supposed to be the one to pick the next map. I could be wrong I've only kinda half watched one match so far.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLdAjfa70TY

man=woman

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>you will never be her hero

>>147657409
reroll

>>147658454
People won't recognize Rein's potential if they don't stop using him as a rectangle generator. You can wreck shit without ever using the barrier (but you'd probably lose despite you having the most fun in your life)

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>When pharah ults you for the last time

>>147658415
>git gud
How fucking funny when the game is more attack sided the higher level you go

CP maps (Anubis, Hanamura, Volskaya) are outright banned in pro play because nobody wants to play them due to their insane attack sidedness and snowballiness

Am I just bad or does defense actually have the advantage on Numbani in sudden death. Just feels like a super defenseable position with Torbjorn

>>147657409
Sure why not. I need to try other heroes out.

>>147658514
This is correct.

I'm playing with a friend who is still in placement. He was playing pharrah and complaining that it was literally impossible to kill 1 turret because
>LITERALLY EVERYONINGFDJE WAS DEFENDING IT!!!!11

He has lost me 2 ranks, I hate this.

>>147658325
How expressive, Kirchner would be proud.

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>>147656397
So what are we looking here on a big update
Sombra, summer skins and maybe a new map?


Because we really fucking need new maps

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>>147658325

ITS

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> praise the B
> respect the B

>>147658607
>Volskaya

I thought that was near impossible for the attack if defense sets up any kind of turtle at point B.

>>147658464
Reflect blocks all damage from melee.

>>147658597
Someone needs to make this a jojo's "to be continued" video.

>>147658514
So there isn't stopwatch?

Are CP maps in?

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>>147658597
beautiful

>>147658580
I was playing a super aggressive Reinharddt last night. Hammered everyone. It was super fun but I was a terrible tank for my team.

You aren't kidding when you say most fun ever.

And then I played symmetra on attack.

what determines if overtime happens? that is bullshit

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>Get 4 golds
>Card is for 70% kill participation

NNOOOOO. I want the shitter to KNOW it was I that carried them.

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>>147658562
>all it takes to be her hero is to become an immortal
Sounds easy enough.

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>>147658597
jesus christ

you guys think the sudden death timer changes are gonna change anything?

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HANZO, I....

>>147658209
Fuck that. Make it tied to yourself rather than some asshole.

>>147658597
Winston needs to let Rein borrow a jetpack.

hahahaha xXXD

playing against zarya + roadhog + double soldier + lucio in QP

SO FUCKING ENJOYABLE XDDXDX

Can we all agree that KOTH is absolute cancer?

how much hp do training bots have?

>>147656397
>Mercy hates violence
>is now forced to experience a series of endless hypothetical battles with and against her former teammates

The ironings.

>>147658708
what? seriously?

My genji playtime is literally -- and my reinharddt isn't that high either, so never knew that.

>>147658691
No? Every CP map is very attack sided

You don't even need to be pro for it to be like that.. I'm rank 65 and when I end up in a CP map the result is decided by sudden death like 80% of the time because both teams just take turns winning attack

>>147658597
How did this happen

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What do you think about people who play only mercy?

>>147658774
if they touch the objective
that's it
that's all it is

it's complete bullshit

>>147658720
yes please

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>>147658775
>play Rein on attack Gibraltar
>entire team is shitters
>kill everyone who gets near the point, get a quad off an ult
>gold in kills, objective kills, and objective time
>medal for damage blocked

>>147658640
The design for a sniper heal weapon. With notes from Torb and Mercy. It was sent to Morrison and Reyes for review. I bet Morrison agreed with Mercy and Reyes agreed with Torb.

>>147658209
>That one asshole that griefs by botting his shit to auto-change the second the cooldown is up.
>He always switches between Symmetra and Mei and Widow and just W+M1s his way through everything until he dies.
It was a nice thought, I guess.

>>147658470
>>147658809
>>147658962
I want Mercy to breastfeed me.

>>147658962
theyre cute. and they have soft butts.

Any tips on how to win KOTH?

>>147658873
No. Overwatch's version of overtime is.

>>147658939
Roadhog's ultimate has really weird interactions with Rein charge.
Just makes him fly all over the place

>>147658840
looks like mcrees put on some weight since the nerf

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>>147658962
I think they should switch characters and leave her for real men such as myself.

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>>147658962

Mercy is ugly. Only Hanzo is my darling.

No homo.

>>147658775
>getting golds means you carried
People really believe this?

>>147658597
>black crosshair
ugggghhhhhhhhh

>>147658251
>22 hours
>still not even bottom rank
>When intentionally losing games

Fugg, getting top rank as a solo will literally be impossible.

>>147659021
Play Lucio

NO YOU FUCKING CANCER GAME I DON'T WANT TO PLAY ON VOLSKAYA STOP PUTTING ME BACK IN THE SAME FUCKING MATCH AFTER I LEAVE

>>147659021
group up, outgun the enemies

>>147658464
you can reflect the damage from the pushes but not the knockback surprisingly

>>147658895
200

>>147658682
> new desktop wallpaper!

>>147658963
>>147658774
>jump on point
>overtime does not trigger
>DEFEATED

>enemy corpse is on point
>overtime is triggered

Why is this?

>Seagulll running 2 Hanzo/Zarya every attack.
>win
nice game Blizztards.

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>>147659021
BIG

MONKEY

DICK

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>Good girls get a lollipop after seeing the Doctor~!

>>147656397
More pertinently, why does she carry a sidearm clearly intended for killing people?

Hypocritic oath, anyone?

>>147659021
Play Lucio and D.Va.

Actually, I see a lot of QP teams win with 1 Lucio and 5 Tanks. Might not work in Ranked, though.

>>147659035
I saw some pro team run 4 tracers in a payload map too

But yeah, when there is no 1HL and you see both teams run the 2/2/2 in a KotH map you really get to see how hard this fails at being what it's supposed to be. Such a fucking chaotic shitfest, you can't even cast that shit.

>>147659080
if you damage and kill shit on and around the objective you usually carry

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Why is wearing Mei so many layers of clothing in India?

>>147658962
I'm grateful. I don't play support at all because I don't enjoy mercy and I'm not 12 so I can't play a fruit-booting-dj-healer. No other supports exist so those mercy players are a godsend.

>>147658993
In defense of Torbjorn I really can't see how else you'd try quick and remote delivery of something like a biotic field other than with the mechanisms of a gun. It's also a familiar design and no agent would need to learn how to fire it if they know how to fire a rifle. I mean he can't change physics. Guns just work for this kind of thing.

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What's with this bullshit ranked system. Every time i'm winning someone on the other team leaves so the rest leave which is basically a surrender so why don't i get the mmr for winning. i'l have this happen 3 times in a row, get nothing for it, lose once and i drop a level. it's such bullshit.

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There is no better feeling than hitting all your shots as Hanzo and owning the enemy team.

That sounds that it makes when your arrow connects, it's heaven.

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So we are still pretending that Zarya is balanced ?

>>147659251

So she doesn't get her skin dirty in the designated streets obviously

>>147659182
>hanzos on attack winning
b-but /owg/ contrarians told me hanzo was bad....

>>147657302
don't compare me to this refugee loving BBC lovers please

>>147659238
>"If you deal at least 10 damage to each target you usually carry."
Kill yourself.

I wish there was payload race and symmetrical control point and control points with more than two points

and Heroes vs Giant Russian Machines

why are luminousity running double hanzo on attack all the time

Nerf the tracer mosquito

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>>147659303
>owg rather complain over Mei than broken Zarya.

>>147659251
The better question is why Mei is wearing so many layers of clothing in fucking Egypt. That shit is already hot enough to fry eggs on a good day.

>>147659268
whats age got to do with playing lucio

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>>147659205

>implying you ever want to make Pharah angry

>>147659205
I'm really starting to like D.va/Mercy.

So when was the nerf for Torb on consoles coming out again?

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>Now entering kings row!
>Team with best widowmaker wins, all other heroes are just pawns in the game of widow vs widow

Ebic

>>147659268
>Hating on Lucio

He's one of the most fun healers in any FPS

>>147659352
there's a timer on that shit you know
and there's a gold medal for damage too

Since no one has posted it

https://www.twitch /esl_overwatch

>Mei can contest the point in her panic button mode
>Repaer can contest the point in his panic button mode
>D.Va can contest the point during her invulnerable mech destroy animation
fucking reeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

NOT COOL

WHY DIDN'T ANYBODY TELL ME REINHARDT WAS SO FUCKING FUN
AGAIIIN
AAAAAGAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

>Someone go tank or I'll stay at spawn
Welp

>forced 50% win rate
The game practically chooses which matches for you to lose. If the matches were closer I'd be fine, but noooooo they have to be complete stomps.

>>147658464
Genji's reflect can block melee attacks like Rein's hammer. No reason not to try.

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>>147659251
>tfw thinking about the sweat she must be working under there

>>147659268
>I pick the characters I play based on their appearance
Seems like you are 12 anon.

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>>147659268
>Hating on JET SET RADIOOOOOOOOOOOO
How do you actually hate Lucio?

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This is how you stun Hanzo

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>>147659416

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What is the sexiest D.VA skin?

>>147659327
Hanzo isn't bad, Hanzo players are bad.

>>147656636
That's on PC as well and it's when you as widow are in the air that you headshot someone

>>147659238
What about damage blocked?

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Tracer Nerf when?

This cunt is so annoying if your playing support.

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>>147658415
>Anubis
>Defendable

>>147659498
>get shield up
>junkrat and soldier 76 attacking me
>choke the soldier and ram him into a wall
>turn to the junkrat and he flees while spamming grenades
BRIIIIIIIIIING IT ON
I LIVE FOR THIS

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What hero is never a bad pick (unless there is already one on the team)?

What hero is good in most situations?

What hero is the most overlooked or underplayed?

How would you fix the above question?

>>147659457
>widowmaker
Nice meme

>>147659375
maybe because she carry some freaking canister of freezing shit on her back?

>>147659675
>smash reapers face in
>TRAIIITOOOOOOR

why is everything he does so fucking fun

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Competitive Overwatch is a testament to Blizzard's incompetence

>>147659659
so strange that that shit doesn't have a medal for it

>>147659353
Me too. Payload race, Payload tug of war, all of Tf2's CP variants. Even shitters know to push the payload with payload race. No one wants to lose a race.

>>147657253
yes

>>147659685
Zarya

>>147659498
Pham, hold on to your ult, then hammer down on a group of three or more. Fire strike as many as you can, then charge for a fun game of bowling.
Best I've pulled in was a 3 kills off a hammer down/charge plus and extra two for near by collateral

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BIG

so when is eu getting the bug fix patch?

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>>147659498
>"Reinhardt is a tank class"
>one defensive/tank ability
>three offensive abilities

Though truthfully if you don't balance out all that hammer swinging with rectangle creatin', then you'll lose

>>147659685
Junkrat

Garbage Hamster

Zenyatta

give him more health

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>>147659268
>fruit-booting-dj-healer.
fucking pleb

>>147659070
looks arab

>>147659685
Soldier
Rein
Zen. Has amazing utility and killing power but people lump him in as a bad healer. Gove him a mobility button and he will shoot up the teir quickly, or at least see more play

>>147659685
76, reaper, lucio, mercy, zarya, tracer

all of the above

>>147659674
I'm willing to admit I'm a shitter here, but Anubis always seems to come down to Point A. Point B is a lot easier to take even if it still has the major choke point that EVERYONE WALKS DOWN WHEN OTHER PATHS EXIST, but Point A is really easy to defend with a team of decent players on Defense heroes and a healer/tank.

But like I said, maybe I'm retarded and you know something I don't.

>>147659737
It's terrible.
Everything about it's design is just fucking terrible.
KotH is un-fucking-playable due to hero stacking.

>>147659251
The clothing isn't to protect her, you dummy

It's for everyone else

>>147659737
Competitive is good though.

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>>147659651
I find the bunny skin to be the best, but I don't like how the shit on her face isn't pink

>>147659685
Winston. I'm console, so maybe it's just here, but I've seen Winston picked on either team a total of eleven times. I'm level 89. No one appreciates the ape.

JUST DONT SHOOT HER LOW CD SHIELD XXXDDD

JUST FOCUS HER DOWN XDDDD

Do you guys think Mei will get a nerf? I just got her Firefighter skin and I'm having fun pissing people off. I'm actually having so much fun.

I hope she doesnt get nerfed.

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Gay men are welcome.

Lesbians, please fuck off. No one likes you.

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Zenyatta really let himself go...

>>147659251
She's very insecure about her body because she was teased as a child.

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>>147659830
superior version here

>>147659924
>low cd
and you can certainly focus her down, she's a reinhardt with no armor and no m2
the only thing she has up on him is a smaller hitbox

>>147659973
she'll probably get buffed eventually

>>147659924

>12 seconds
>Low CD

Alright anon, here's your (You)

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TEAMDEATH MATCH MODE WHEN?

I WANT COMFY MATCHES! OBJECTIVES ARE TOO STRESSFUL

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>>147659375
It's too late to change.

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>>147659651
White Rabbit, Carbon Fiber, Junebug.