/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

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Dead game, dead thread. Stunt update when?

second for 1992 LA riots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V09x2y9MHbA

>>147603159
huh? for what reason?

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Third for misspelling slav please go. >>147603103

>>147603258
for the obvious source for the best gta

>>147602903
When you kill yourself

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>>147603267
Hey I see youv ihrab, but I aready known that i want to see full genral crazy down and pruned both threads.

i want to see what happen if people just not post more bad gta stuff on vg
if no more gta that okay bcuase i am tired of gta v anyways. too much bullshit and it is too hard to kill people for me but that is all that i do nowadays and is boring

Looking to join PC crew, I'm pretty new and shit at the game so far but I'm learning plsnobully ;_;

SC club name:
Suspirian

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What do you guys think?

>>147604845
Get rid of the offroad tires

>>147605180

I need them for autistic reasons.

>>147604325
Gotcha

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>>147605276
Do the new cars benefit from offroad tires like these cars?

>>147604845
ricer shit

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>>147605571
>italian experimental concept race car
>ricer
You do not know what that word means

>>147605901
>concept car
why would you drive that

>>>/wsg/1171356
anyone has info on this bug?

>>147606163
Dunno, the x80 isn't my kind of car
but it's not a ricer

>>147606163
There is a horn bug inside that trash can, they are one of the loudest insects alive today.

>>147606514
I know, but it's still tryhard

I have a 8k monitor, would it upscale GTA?

Is anyone e here on xbone and wants to do the criminal mastermind challenge?

Happy birthday anon
http://chirb.it/KkGmJh

>>147606569
funny thing it wasn't fixed for eflc

>>>/wsg/1171383

How do I get Crimefighter to like me?

>>147607537
Don't be in /gtag/

>>147607537
don't commit gay-ass crimes

>>147607353
WWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
WHY DON'T YOU LINK STRAIGHT TO THE IMAGE SO I DON'T NEED TO OPEN NEW TAB FOR THIS STUPID POST
:^)

>>147608063
You don't need to dipshit.

>>147607537
Stay away from my girlfriend shitlord

>>>/wsg/1171397

>>147608063
if you insist

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1467800835177.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1467799391049.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1467798223776.webm

>>147608236
Make me fucker. She's mine.

>>147608156
>>147608063

>>>/wsg/1171404
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1467801198614.webm

>>>/wsg/1171405
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1467801346420.webm

>>>/wsg/1171407
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1467801508569.webm

>>>/wsg/1171409
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1467801609892.webm

this way everyone's happy

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Cop car physics is fun.

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>>147608901
>whats the vs score

I told him to kill me so I could see eventually. killed him 3 more times after this. I felt bad, t b h.

>Snap has the best dude and tranny
>Slaying /gtag/ female pussy all day every day
>Is the nicest person in /gtag/
>Is the most attractive person IRL out of /gtag/
How can one person be so amazing?

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Anyone have a nice keyboard?

>>147609276
Isn't that more of /g/ related topic?

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>>147608992
https://a.pomf.cat/honoti.mp4

>>147608992
>I killed a pubber 26 times in a freeroam session

Literally no one cares. Fuck off.

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>>147609276
>60%
well at least it isn't 40

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Post comfy

>>147610419
That lightening looks like a fucking bird's beak.

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>>147610419

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>>147609097

>>147610660
blater is ugly and he's trash at the game.

he's fine where he is.

>>147609305
>nullshitter pushes a car they can't handle off a bridge with an ezmodecar.webm
wew

>>147611126
>entity
>easy mode

nigga we're not in 2013 anymore.

>>147611330
>high traction and good brakes
>not the epitome of easymode

>>147611682
But anon
top speed is the only thing that matters

>>147611734
Maybe if you only play godawful highway races where there's maybe 1 turn in the entire circuit.

>>147612365
Sorry I forgot to add carrot face to my post

top speed is the only thing that matters :^)
there

>>147602696
>Complaining about the homing launcher while in a hydra
Top irony

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We are still dreaming for a perfect GTA VI

>>147613953
Fuck off

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>>147613953
How about you go full autist and make your own

>>147613953
I am still dreaming that you will one day develop normal human mastery of the english language and stop being such a gigantic faggot.

>>147616015
>Implying that all idolshit fans are from third world countries
Top kek

What are the chances of keeping my stuff after an automated 2 week ban? Method of choice: Character transfer modding

>>147616374
>Implying you're not retarded
Top jej

>>147616381
Money? Absolutely zero

>>147616502
>Implying you're replying to the same anon
Ultra kek

>>147616759
>Implying you are also
Omega jej

>>147616374
>having this little reading comprehension

>>147616759
I didn't imply that at all, you fucking retard. That just shows how fucking dumb you really are.

>>147616381
How the fuck did you manage to get banned like that?

>>147616672
What about other things I've purchased? Like my yacht and cars in the garage etc. Guy from a previous thread that you can get the keep the stuff sometimes.

>>147617171
Things purchased are usually kept, but your money will most assuredly be gone except for maybe a hundred thousand or so at most.

>>147617139
I'm not quite sure how, it just happened randomly last night, and now I have the ensure a two fucking week ban. It was very random.

>>147617236
I can live with that, I just wish I bought more now...

>>147617280
>it just happened randomly
Basically you modded and got caught

>>147617323
Well yes; the "Service" I paid for claimed to be undetectable so more fool me.

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>>>/wsg/1171559

>>147617841
And a pot of the feedback online has been nothing but great, with no bans... The cunt I spoke to last night barely listened to a word I had to say and was the most inconsiderate fucker ever.

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>>>/wsg/1171564

>>147616829
>Implying
0=1 jej

>>147618872
Crew killer :^)

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>>147610419

time to die

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SELF RADIO MUSIC TIME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJMhWgS3o2U

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>>147623305
>mfw my self radio is just gachimuchi
it's consumed me

>>147623305
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IScKC9pPnZE

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>>147610419

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>>147623305
>have trouble balancing Self Radio between hype shooting music and chill cruising music
>load it up with classic '90s rap
>it just werks

https://youtu.be/S9RpHNQSZ04

does anyone feel like running through humane labs heist? username: griels

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Cation: Do not try this at home

I have 1.5 million moneys. What do I spend it on?

>>147625294
Sure, I'll be in on a little bit.

>>147625778
hookers

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>doing humane labs heist with 2 friends
>only need one more person
>everyone that joins leaves as soon as they see it's the sniper mission
GOOD GRIEF

>>147625294
>>147625809
And I'm already bored of waiting for you so I'm going back to what I was doing in 2 minutes.

>>147625294
>>147626587
Good luck with that.

>>147625828
And blow.

>>147626587
that´s heists for you, get some friends to do them with you and have fun

I haven't had a special item call in fucking days, and I've been playing a lot. Anybody know what they're triggered by yet? I want to get a full warehouse of them, but this isn't going anywhere at this rate.

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Post Qt3.14s

>>147629272
EUGH

That thing is disgusting.

>>147629272
You first

>see two people firing RPGs at each other
>drive my T20 between them
>boom
>they have to pay 20k
How devious of me

>>147629272
did she suck on a lemon or something?

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>>147629272

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>>147629632
maybe

>>147629608
>20k is a lot of cash

poorfag

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>>147629272
I tried lmao

>>147629608
>lowering your extremely important kd ratio for pocket money
fo shame

>>147629989
That's not the point

>>147630163
I don't even get the money. All that happens is they lose money

>>147626410
That the one where you deliver the EMP to the Lab?
That one's not even that hard. It's the first setup that pisses me off if there's no mobile pillbox to pile into

>>147630235
then your point is?

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Audi

>>147625748
>buzzers no
kek

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>it's an off the radar jetshitter gets some of his own poison episode
Don't even get me started with the passive to jet thing he also did

>>147634387
>not capturing the part where he instantly goes passive mode and calls you a pussy

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Now THIS is clickbait

>>147634991
I don't understand how these people have so many subscribers.

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>>147634991
>1 million+ views

>>147634991
>1+ million views and subscribers

the population needs to be culled

>>147634991
That guy is the fucking worst. Some dipshit shilled one of his videos here the other day, pure drivel and talking in circles.

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I miss gtag off road slowly turning around corners sessions.

>>147635954
I sure don't. Thank fuck the threa isn't filled with that bullshit any more.

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Really R*

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Where are you now, names of people I don't see anymore.

>>147636991
>pay several thousand dollars for a shirt
>have to pay several thousand more to button it up properly

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tfw still waiting for R* to let us put black turtleneck with black overcoat

>300k til office
Aaaagghh someone heist with me; I'll do Fleeca 5 times if that's what it takes.
IGN: ReaVir19

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>>147637483
It's a pricey world out there goyim. Luckily for you we at R* have many mahny fairly priced Shark Cards™ available for you to purchase.

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If you could only keep one of your properties, aside from offices, which one would it be and what would you have in it?

>2044 North Conker Ave

>Hakuchou
>Guardian
>Fugitive
>Schafter V12 (Armored)
>Vacca
>Ruffian
>Sandking XL
>Stratum
>Sultan RS
>Pigalle

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>>147615748
Why is there a hole in the top right?
Also I kind of really like this one, but also it makes los santos seem more like a island then it should, maybe if all those other islands were closer so we could just call it a pair of "rivers" instead
Actually wait so either the one right of Los santos is long beach or san diego, hey thats pretty good, but everywhere else makes no fucking sense, and the map would be too big to host any form of online content in one session.

Imagine trying to get from that tiny hole/volcano all the way over to Vespucci beach for some special crate, or CEO work.

It would have to be like in vice city, loading screens between areas.

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>>147624618

>>147634991
>What is up you guys
>Hey how's everybody doing
>It's your boy

just kill me

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>>147640641
>he doesn't like eurobeat

What a joyless existence.

>>147639623
What is this image?

Also yeah North Conker, although I do feel like replacing it with something else, like 3655 Wild Oats Drive because not only is the interior better then 2045 North Conker Avenue in my opinion, but also 3655 has a pool on its deck!

>>147623828
>spent $250k to rename my Office into a Gachimuchi reference
worth it tb h

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>>147641390
is that what eurobeat is?
I thought it was just some shitty weeb house/ techno music.

>>147641645
The reason I have 2hu eurobeat in my car is because it was easier to download one of their releases than to torrent an Initial D megamix or something like that. Not much easier, just enough though, I'm a lazy cunt.

Here's some more standard Eurobeat though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gJ8Sdoxt9Y

>>147639623
Definitely would live at Integrity Way apt 35 for that sweet escape tunnel

>Sultan RS
>Comet
>Ruffian
>Warrener
>Sabre GT
>Carbonizzare
>Panto
>Vacca
>Zentorno
>Kuruma (Armored)

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>>147602696
>hydrashitter complaining about homing rockets

>>147639623
I'd like to say 3655, but having to go outside to get to the garage COULD be a dealbreaker. I do like Eclipse Suite 2, for dat sexy red.

>Futo
>Comet
>Warrener
>Hakuchou
>Kuruma (Unarmored)
>Rusty Rebel
>Guardian
>Voodoo Custom
>Fugitive
>Ruiner

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>>147602696
>Play around in los santos
>I get bored and make dinner
>Park my Bifta under the Vespucci beach pier, and its in game the middle of the day
>Finish up my food
>My Bifta is still in the same spot but it is now pre dawn and my bifta is above the water and dead
What happened?

>>147640460
>hole
it's a volcano

>>147642540
The tide?

>get bad sport for blowing up a literally bulletproof vehicle
>practically encouraged to waste hundreds of thousands of other people's money as they're selling shit in slow, almost completely defenseless vehicles
interesting design choices

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>>147610419

>>147642582
See that is one of the reasons I don't like that map. I mean sure its big, diverse and cool, but San Andreas is California, not Polynesia

>>147642859
Just shoot through the glass with a sniper rifle.

Not that hard.

>>147642942
Do you say "roll 'em up" every time you drive through Strawberry?

>>147643015
show me then nigga

>>147642859
>>147643015
Use the auto shotgun, the spread and speed of it's firing is bound to hit the driver. The windows aren't bulletproof you just can't see in them.

>>147643015
>>147643161
>shoot through a kuruma
Yeah, let me just spend a year lining up in that little one pixel spot that can be shot through on it.

>>147643161
>The windows aren't bulletproof
>armored kuruma
The kuruma only has four pixel wide holes to shoot through.

>>147643256
yeah it will work if you have a weapon that does spread damage.
>>147643406
>SPREAD

>>147643458
>autoshotgun
>good anymore
Sorry, it's not 2014. That shit is garbage.

>>147643256
sounds like someone needs to git gud.

It's the exact same size as every other car stop being shit.

>>147643458

see >>147643154

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>mfw he listens to euro beat and vaporwave

>>147643550
>It's the exact same size as every other car
t. retard who has never actually played the game

>>147643541
it never was, but it is the only thing that works outside of auto aim.

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>>147643662
>he listens to dadrock

>>147643828
>it never was
Hi, PCuck

>>147643712
t. retard who's so shit he can't counter a car without blowing it up.

how else can cops shoot through it with stock pistols?

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>>147643881
I listen to chillwave / synth pop

>>147643962
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Law_of_large_numbers

>>147643541
>implying it's not still good

I get one shot kills with it left and right at close to mid range, it's definitely still the best there.

Dont call it trash just because you cant use it from down the street like a scrub anymore

>>147643962
>NPCs with autoaim on par with robocop can shoot through a pixel wide gap
No shit.

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>>147643662
>he still likes death grips

>>147643881
Because that's the only other genre right?

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>>147644081
Ah, I get it

A tip though: Eurobeat's closer to Disco than it is to synthpop.

>>147642984
Only thing I hope from gta 6 is balanced amount of wilderness and city
also the one you posted is bigger

>>147643828
how fucking new are you?

Assault shotgun outclassed assault rifles for most of this game's life cycle.

>>147644248
It's a good assumption. Only people who think music hasn't advanced since Bob Seger usually don't like Eurobeat.

>>147643949
No it was never good, not even back during beach bum DLC when people first started buying it, it was always a shitter weapon >>147644098 You are a shitter from gta forums.

>>147644086
>Law of large numbers
That is why you use a weapon with a large number of pellets being spewed out of it!

>>147644098
It's not, congratulations on getting a couple lucky kills every now and then.

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Hey /gtag/, today I blew up some Randy's cargo plane because I wanted to know how it felt to be a huge faggot. When I blew it up I got $2K and a message that said "Ammo and Explosive rounds added", does that mean that I got a free crate on my warehouse now or what?

>>147644416
I listen to Indian-influenced cabaret, you tasteless bore.

>>147644434
>you are a shitter from gta forums

honestly they probably have more varied discussion than the 24/7 meat parade that this place is.

Also you obviously don't now and possibly never have played pvp in this game.

>>147644646
no it means they gave you 2 grand and explosive ammo.

>>147644652
Me too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BqF5txH0KE

>>147644328
ITS A SHITTER WEAPON PKEK, HOW NEW ARE YOU TO CALL IT GOOD?
>>147644646
no
>>147644726
Being a shitter using noob tier weapons.

>>147644646
You get the two grand and some ammo for all weapons plus throwables.
And the infinite warmth coming from some rage on par with a thousand burning suns.

>>147644815
>I'm such a good player for getting killed while using my SNS pistol.

>>147644815
I'm sorry that I use the best tools available to me.

Do you also complain about cheap moves when you play fighting games?

Oh wait
>you
>play games

>>147645057
>I'm sorry that I use the best tools available to me.
Yeah I never understood why this thread and a huge part of the player base never use good shit like miniguns and then complain when they get mowed down .

>>147644815
I played on ps3 first

That shit was fucking broken before they nerfed the accuracy, damage and range to the ground.

>>147645252
>use minigun because you suck at video games
>other guy uses minigun
>battle for cheapness ensues
>suddenly the session has 13 jets in the sky

>>147645539
I use the minigun because it has amazing accuracy at an amazing range and is broken as fuck. I mean, do you use the regular sniper rifle?

>>147645721
did you not even read what i said you fucking mong

>>147645721
Yes, and I use the Scout in Counter Strike. Yeah when I started out I got my ass kicked regularly, but now there aren't a lot of people who can beat me in a sniper fight, even with an AWP. You use the shittier weapons and then you get good with them, so then no one can touch you.

>>147645539
Because if there's one thing that skilled people do, it's hold themselves back for no reason.

When NASA landed on the moon, they purposefully used an inferior rocket to make it harder

Engineers that build the longest bridges purposefully use shitty parts and materials.

When Olympic swimmers compete, they only use one of their arms because it's totally more fun that way.

>>147645502
Just let the PCuck try to act like he knows what he's talking about.

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>>147610419

>>147645820
>use minigun because you suck at video games
Is what I'm contesting shitbird.

>>147645950
I'm sure the broken weapon like the minigun and the welfare launcher make shitters complacent, but discounting entirely because it's good is ridiculous.

>>147645951
Olympic swimmers are banned from using speed suits, and engineering is the art of using the most inferior materials possible to get the job done for the lowest cost.

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>>147645951
>pvp in gta is the same as rocket science
um

>>147646368
There's a difference between a third party restrictions on certain materials like the Olympics and self-imposed restrictions like when shitters cry about weapons that they also have acsess to.

>>147646420
You missed the main point of the post.

It's spelled out in the first sentence if you want to go back and try again.

>>147646794
No ones crying retard. I'll gladly stoop to your skill-less level and turn the lobby into a cesspool

>>147647145
Wipe those tears from your eyes, anon. It's just a game for fun.

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>>147646936
ok
i re-read it and

>pvp in gta is the same as rocket science

>>147647331
im sure it is fun to get fucked up the ass by jetfags

>>147647541
I don't judge mang

>>147647390
le ebin troll post XD

You sure proved to me that it's better to use shit weapons that are inferior because you have something to prove to everyone else around you, great job!

keep being an insecure special snowflake you fucking deficient

>>147646196
Maybe, but I'd rather lose than win a fight due to a weapon, and not my own skill. If I can't do it with the shitty weapon then I just need to get better.

>All these kurumashitters defending their hugbox
Neo-/gtag/ sucks

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>>147647762
>le ebin troll post XD
kys

You can not compare rocket science or olympic swimming to using miniguns in gta v. Braindead fuck, I shouldn't have to tell you that.

>>147647762
Ok, I'm not that guy, but let me explain the difference between winning the olympics and playing GTA V.

When NASA landed on the moon, there were the lives of three astronauts, the hopes and dreams of a nation, billions of dollars, and the national prestige of winning a big milestone in the space race at stake.

When engineers build superbridges, there's the economic benefits of increased traffic flow, safety of the automobiles, and taxpayers' money at stake.

When Olympic swimmers compete, there's personal prestige, national prestige, and millions of dollars of sponsorships at stake.

When football players play football, they're paid multi-million dollar salaries to win.

When I'm in a firefight in real life, my life is the stakes. If I win, I get to live.

There are no stakes in a GTA firefight. Maybe a bruised ego, but that's a personal problem. No, the goal of a GTA firefight is to have fun. And I've been on the receiving end of some shitter using a minigun, that's no fun. That's why I don't use them; because it means the other player's not having fun.

>>147648214
Focusing on the bad examples just highlights that you have nothing of real substance to say, as further evidenced by the fact that you post the same three reaction images and "kys" in every other response.

If you had made a more concise and thoughtful post like >>147648948 did then maybe I could take you seriously but at the moment I'm just really upset that you've been here for so long.

Also the original topic was not about miniguns, but the autoshotgun

>>147649315
Oh yeah the autoshotgun's annoying the first couple of times you die to it but it's easy to counter after that.

>>147649539
Oh and that's my big beef with the minigun, and to a lesser extent the heavy sniper, too. There's no direct counter to the minigun.

>>147649692
A person who's better with the minigun

>>147649692
Joining an auto-aim lobby is the direct counter

but then nobody wins

>>147650142
Yeah that's about it. Maybe a miracle grenade too, or just getting out of his range and hitting him with a sniper rifle.

But yeah, that's another one of the big problems: it narrows the skill gap too much. The minigun lets you compensate for a LOT of skill gap.

>>147649315
>calling me deficient when you were clearly too legitimately retarded to comprehend a simple post like that
You're damn right I'm not going to humor you with well thought-out posts. You clearly don't deserve an intellectual discussion. Why do you think I used the reaction images? Because you're not even trying to hide your stupid.

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>>147650734
>thinks the conversation was ever about miniguns
>wants to call people out for bad reading comprehension

>>147650438
>>147650142
>>147649692
Minigun just needs an accuracy nerf and a overheat function

>>147651356
I agree. Although the reason why a minigun has multiple, rotating barrels is exactly for heat dissipation.

>>147651431
Although that lets you get a higher rate of fire. It probably still heats up like a regular automatic weapon. Iunno, I was never a door gunner.

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>>147651320
the conversation was about cheap weapons and electing not to use them, you complete fuck up

>>147635954
>>147637204
>Null
I am kind of glad I don't see you.

>>147649315
>Also the original topic was not about miniguns, but the autoshotgun
why does this matter at all, we shifted the conversation because nobody gives a shit about the garbage-ass auto shotty

Is anyone online at all.
I keep joining online sessions on my own.
I've tried 6 times now and I keep getting put on my own ;_;

>>147634991
All of this guys videos include some fucking clickb8

>>147652610
No

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>>147652248
>implying my chat caps are that LQ

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>having fun with gtag
>crash
FINE

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>>147654269
it keeps happening

>>147644646
youre a fuckin dick

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pc_gtag or gtag?

>>147654839
IGN

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>gta race
>eight figure bonus
>traffic on
>2 laps
>catchup on
>slipstream on
>wait for players to join
>wait for players to join
>loading
>loading
>car selection screen 5 seconds
>betting screen 25 seconds
>start
>miss first checkpoint because glitch that r* refuses to fix because it has nothing to do with shark cards
>racing for 3 mins
>come 5th
>1.2k
>repeat

literally race still hasn't loaded in the time its taken to come here and post this

>>147652020
I have a friend who is like this. He elects not to use weapons like the marksman and minigun so he feels morally superior for not being a "scrub". in reality though he's just handicapping himself and any time he gets killed he blames rockstar for adding the stuff. Then anytime he uses the minigun (he doesn't even own the marksman because he thinks it will give him a terminal illness) he's says he's ironically being a scrub.

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>>147629272

>>147636991
Didn't know Super Bunnyhop played this trash

kek

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>>147649692
AP pistol you dingus, it's got the 2nd fastest firerate in the game and it's more accurate. Plus if you're not dumb enough to find cover when the minigun gets whipped out you can easily wait till he gets closer or swaps weapons to a sniper where you run out and fuck him up. If he gets close let him keep spraying then pop out and hit I'm in the head.
>>147656308
I play with a friend and his brother and they're like that. Especially with the Hyrda/Lazer if someone is flying around with those and they get killed by him they want to leave the lobby immediately. Plus they've played Snipers vs Stunters a million times and they upload every kill on YouTube. Worst part is that they're both under 4 million and complain about me having hacker money when they're fine with grinding The Fleeca Job for hours. A buddy of ours just got next gen and the criticize him for having glitched money and how he spent hours doing the glitch and he now has 80 million in the same time, if not less, it took them to grind 10 million. I really hate "morally superior" retards. This game is filled with shitters no one cares if you kill shitters using their tactics.

>>147651356
It needs to lose the whole flashlight cone of death bullshit as well.

The bullets don't even have to actually touch you.

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>>147656431
basic bitch daddy kink makeup

fucking end it.

Me and my m8s like to dress on Safari clothes and hunt people with the musket and machetes, its guaranteed fun.

>>147656431
breddy gud

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>>147659159
thx

>>147658420
>hunt people with the musket
Man, now THAT gun is fucking satisfying to score a kill with

>>147653446

god fucking dammit shit

>Me and a friend help some random getting ganed up on by /gtag/
>/gtag/ gets their shit pushed in and starts crying about menus
Not only are you fags bad at this game but you all sound underage to boot. Spend less time jerking yourself off to dudes playing girls and more time learning how to shoot.

>>147663512
>it's a shitposter making up stories episode
>or a story that did happen but the little pussy is too scared to mention his name and who got fucked up episode

Either way, you're just as trash. Go away.

How do I locate a hacker to give me lots of money.

I am tired of grinding since this shit started in October, I just want to be able to lie back and revel in all the stuff that gets added.

>spend money on nothing
>save up enough to buy office
>save up enough to buy warehouse
>do crate runs
>have shitty connection and get everyoneleft meme'd
>solo anyway
>finally join a session with some /gtag/s
>get some associates
>much easier with a squad
>just running crates. haven't fired my gun at a pc in hours
>squad starts being shitters
>/gtag/ blames me
feelsbadman.jpg

>PCucks still being shitters online and being exposed here like >>147663512
>PCucks finally have access to 4 year old wornout content consoles already had and doing unoriginal shit console players did 4 years ago like >>147658420
>PCucks still making ugly as fuck avatars and actually think they look good
>PCucks still constantly crashing and having worse than console performance on their $599 USD LATEST GTX
>PCucks still pretending this game is a shitty second life with all the sad pathetic circlejerking of grown adult jobless men in their 30s still living at home with their parents
wew just kys lads, fucking pathetic
whats stopping you from killing yourself and ending your sad existence?

>>147665319
(you)

>crates
>crates
>crates
>crates

Might as well play Postal Service Simulator 2016: Guns Edition

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Has anyone here successfully appealed a ban?

I havent played in a month because l was having my finals and after playing for like an hour l get a "you're banned until 5 Ago 2016" splash screen

The last "illegal" thing I've done was receiving money from a hacker back in March, and l took a 10 day ban for that a couple of days later. But this is literally baseless as l havent even played the game. What the fuck.

I heard the new system was triggering false positives but how am l supposed to deal with this.

>>147667508
Open a support ticket if you got a false positive, and RS will review your account and remove the ban if it was a false trigger. NPG appealed and got his account reinstated.

>>147667767
immediately did that

how long do they usually take?

>>147667836
NPG got unbanned a couple days later and that was at the height of the false positives when RS was dealing with tons of complaints about it, so it shouldn't take too long.

>>147667926
ok thanks

>>147644974
>>147645057
>>147645252
>>147645502
>>147646062
>>147645721
>>147645951
>I ONLY INJECTED STEROIDS BECAUSE IT GAVE ME THE BEST ADVANTAGE

Listen here I know all of you same fags are new the game, but you have to understand that using things like bulletproof helmets mini guns auto shotguns and wall breaches is only for shitters with no actual skill.
The assault carbine is a good, and fair gun. the mini gun bullet proof helmet and assault shotgun are all so powerful that they make fighting another player so impossible because they all allow someone to mow other players down in seconds without the use of aiming.

>dat shitstorm
>over a shitter and 18k lost
wew lad

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I just realized I never went to the place circled in pic related.

>>147645502
I played on ps4 the hour it came up though >:^(

>>147669296
There wasn't really anything there.

>>147668149
>new to the game

I've been playing since week one of online stupid fucking twink. The assault shotgun minigun and every explosive weapon except grenades will always be shitter weapons.

All people fucking used in free aim was the assault shotgun, rpgs, carbine, and minigun.

bullet proof helmets will always be a mistake.

>>147669296
>>147669553
There is a small dirt track near.

>>147669708
Isn't that at the top completly?

>>147669817
Been so long since I played vc but I'm sure there is a track around there.

>>147669296
Can you even get to that place without a boat or an aircraft?

>>147658347
>>147659159
That is Qt3.14

>>147668625
Don't think it was about the 18k, it was the fact that a few people weren't even bothering to help do anything about helping, or indicating helping, about the shitter, while the person that was getting fucked with has always helped out in scenarios with other people. This has happened a few times where people just go on about whatever while a crew member is obviously fighting a shitter off.

>>147670382
>a few people
meanwhile a few people were also actively helping. It was a fit if I've ever seen one.

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>>147669916
You might be thinking of the one here.

>>147670904
Probably, but there is one think I am almost certain of, that beach coloring on the map isn't really indicative of what is there. There is some sand, but it's with some grass and dirt as well, it's a pretty ugly coast line, not a comfy beach.

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>>147671223
>>147670904
Yeah.

>>147671420
Wtf? Had no idea there was a dirt track on the main beach, to the east.

>>147671672
No, anon reminded me it was up north. >>147670904

I just remembered that that area was dirt and grass more than it was beach, still.

>>147671672
How? It's not like the map is that big.

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I dont get a option to use my MTB, is the a bug or do i do something wrong?

>>147672118
is this a bug* sry its late here

>>147672118
As in your mechanic won't deliver it for you? Or you just can't get on it?

>>147672395
you cant get your Mounten Bike (Bycicle) from the mechanic, i just cant get on it

>>147665950
stay mad pcuck Kiddo kill yourself

>>147668149
the only one of those that is even remotely broken is the minigun.

You ever try to find the person who replied to (you) by hitting ctrl F but you only find people saying "here is your (you)(you)"

Is their anyway to glitch or cheat to get money I'm tired of being poor.

So I followed http://imgur.com/a/3ju3z exactly but it didn't work. Are there ports that also need to be blocked Ingoing and Outgoing?

Secondly, are multiple ports quoted as "XXXXX, YYYYY, ZZZZZ".

>>147674427
I just want to cheat and unlock all the possible car respray colors. Races suck ass and I don't even know what the fuck a turbo start or slipstream is.

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>page 10

WELCOME TO /ded/

ENJOY YOUR STAY.

t. /egg/ and /mcg/

Does anyone else maturbate to their GTAO character? I just can't help myself since I find him incredibly attractive

>>147676654
I just want to have stuff just incase they stop selling it like all the planes and stuff.

It's not like I can make money with a kid on the way and shitty walmart job.

>>147676756
I've popped boners from picking up hookers in first person. That's really the closest. Maybe if I played a female character I'd be attracted to them.

>>147676756

shut up kaz

>>147676756
>terrible skin
>bruise herpes
>bad taste in clothing

no thanks

>>147670091
You get to see her tiddies in into the forest

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so many people think san andreas' map is way bigger than 5's and there's no way that's true

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>>147676756
i've done it a few times
inb4 manjaw i like her jaw

>>147677320
Are we back at 2013?
Holy mother of old topics!

>>147677320
>trevor says he lives a few hours away
>it's really just a few minuets

How big would the map be if it was realistically scaled?

>>147677562
i just saw it like last week on /v/ someone going "wow no way is 5's map bigger than SA's"
>>147677591
wtb realisticly scaled map and go on roadtrips with gtag

>>147677320
GTAV had a bigger map, SA used more of its map. V's city feels pretty small once you get used to getting around it. SA had 3 cities that you spent separate chunks of the game in so it felt a lot bigger than it was.

>>147677917
yeah that's true like you don't spend anytime on the northern part of it at all really it's all just one big mountain and the coastal roads have nothing cool around them

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Being poor hurts.

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>>147678029
>mfw you have to ACTUALLY play the game to get money

i've been at 400k~ for weeks

>>147678154
I've been "actually playing" the game for literal years now. I'm fucking tired of grinding for hours for pittances of money that are gone in minutes. I miss the hackers, I haven't seen one in months. At least the game is actually fun with them.

>>147678271
>Atleast the game is actually fun when every public session is constantly exploding and raining boulders.
blocked

>>147678464
It's more interesting than playing Pacific Standard for the 500th fucking time.

Just applied for the GTAG crew, in game name is Buzzin.

>>147678271
Maybe you shouldn't be buying so many super dupers then, little Timmy.

>>147678608
Customizing a fucking Faction and tuning an Intruder costs more than multiple supers.

Oh I'm sorry, you're autistic, my mistake.

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>>147653446
pfft

>>147678720
>Owning supers.
lol

>>147678801
>Reading comprehension

You know when I said you were autistic I was trying to be crude, I didn't expect you'd actually be retarded.

>>147678629
stfu privileged normie i haven't talked to a girl in months

>>147678629
NOT YOUR PERSONAL BLOG

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>wake up in a bus
>turn head right
>see this

What do you do?

>>147678629
That exact situation happened to me in high school, just cut yourself out of it before it becomes a giant clusterfuck. Also, not your blog.

>>147679201
jizz in the hair bun.

Best car for your buck?

That isn't the kuruma, obviously.

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>>147679952
the one that you like

>>147676697
>t. /egg/ and /mcg/
don't forget /cbg/

>>147680008
But I already said not the kuruma

>>147679201
Get off and buy some of that pure hip hop technology™.

Only $300 too!

>>147680081
>>/cbg/
>we will never have a freeroam/citybuilding game

>>147679952
Elegy

>>147679952
Schafter V12 SWB, either variant.

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>>147680083

>>147680194
B-but my first person mod and helicopter mods for Skylines

I really should try to create one of these
>>147615748
>>147640460
in Skylines

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>>147678629
Just leave. You're clearly a rebound. She doesn't even like you when she's sober.

>>147670091
I'm aware who it is. I've been around long enough.

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>mfw I bought the Hind

I made a mistake didn't I?