/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

>>147430931
first for bring back higgus

>>147431145
Second for higgus a shit, and you are a shit too.

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>>147430931
>it's a literal who uses the OP to avatarfag episode

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>>147431254
You either die a known entity, or live long enough to see yourself become a literal who.

>>147431484
thanks

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>>147430931
trying to avoid BP helmets because I don't really like the way they look-but I think I look PMC /k/ enough. Sadly I couldn't find any better looking shades.

>>147431575
Try the colored lens sport glasses. Or you could just do no shades, desu.

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>>147431575
it looks ok anon
don't females have colorless gun range glasses?

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>>147430931
Post places that aren't in or aren't big enough in Los santos compared to real life LA..

I have yet to see a little tokyo street inside of little soul, all I want to do is find The gta version of the jungle and buy more Princess robot bubblegum pillows and posters.

>>147431781
Trying to go for dark colored lenses-but yeah, females have colorless gun range glasses.

>>147431575
>tattoos
yuck

>>147432503
>not having tattoos
yuck

>>147431932
use those
/k/ loves them
trust me

>>147432586
tattoos are not /k/ and namefagging is for losers, kys

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Audi

>>147432760
Autism

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post cars you drive when you're exterminating weebs from the face of the earth

>>147433160
>furry biker
you're no better

should i play gta 3 on pc with a mouse or controller

>>147433354
>Those trees at the beach

>>147433354
hit me up on grindr you sexy fucker ;3

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>>147433330
>furry

sure thing pal

>>147433450
I don't see any trees on the beach

So what's the best thing for money for console fags, it's hard to make money with shitters in heists

>>147433642
a PC

>>147433691
I have one but I'm short on cash

>>147433438
It really doesn't matter since acceleration in vehicles during the 3D era was just either on or off, there wasn't any trigger feathering.

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yfw nessi returns

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>>147434145
This general has enough attentionwhoring, his return will only make it worse

>>147433584
That's the joke

So how the fuck does my Yacht move? I can't seem to find propellers anywhere on it.

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So how are you celebrating the most important international holiday of the year?

>>147434680
Cutscene magic

>>147434691
Chilling on my overpriced house boat having fireworks parties at night with the friendly people. Then some shitter shows up with a Hydra and usually fucks it all up.

>>147434827
That's the kinda shit that will piss me off. I spent like 10m on this POS and Rockstar didn't even put fucking propellers on it. What the fuck.

>>147433642
>buy office and at least 2 warehouses
>ask PS4 /gtag/ for help filling up your warehouse
>help them out filling up their warehouse in return
You know what they say.
I scratch your back, you scratch mine.

>>147434691
I didn't even know what day it was until like an hour ago.

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>>147435035
Well now you know, and knowing is half the battle.

>>147434854
>Hydra faggots can't stop being gay even for the 4th of July

I knew they were shitters but damn.

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>>147433160
Back in the day, being a weeb meant something.
Now it's all "moe" this and "waifu" that.

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>>147434691

Going to continue to watch your country fall further into degeneracy.

I wish i had the nihilism to laugh at you.

>>147435820
And what's your country so I can laugh at what I presume is the immense irony of your statement?

>>147434971
But anon I have an xbone

>>147436053
Hahaha get a load of this fag.

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>>147436053
>xbone

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>>147436361
>anything other than PC

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>>147434854
Turn on the AA and watch hydrashitters rage

Yes I know I'm being cucked by Microsoft but if I had enough I'd be on pc

What its the best way to increase flying skill?

>>147436510
But then I can't shoot fireworks.

>>147436868
Fly

>>147436897
You can turn it on and off without cooldown

>>147436929
>flying over airport securo fucks are doing stuff at the airport
>get 4 stars from just going over them

I don't want to fly forever I want to grind it fast.

>>147437214
Then land and take off repeatedly

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>>147437214
Just go into the mine to get rid of your stars.

>>147437214
go to the flight school

So I just recently came back to the game and...
>I can now be a living shitpost
Holy fuck I love this game.
Why are pubs so inept at raids?
Are crews ded?
What's the best way to farm?
I've been doing 10-min Hard missions for like 15k each.

>>147438475
>So I just recently came back to the game
stopped reading there

>>147438581
>>So I just recently came back to the game
stopped reading there

>>147438475
>Why are pubs so inept at raids?
Because 12 year-olds play this game
>Are crews ded
Not on PC
>What's the best way to farm?
CEO work (as the CEO) if you've got some nice associates willing to work for almost nothing, otherwise pacistan

>>147438581
>>147438657
>stopped rea
stopped reading there

>>147437214
Go to the Sandy Shores and Grapeseed airfields and practice your landings and takeoffs. Shitters won't bother you up there, and if you do see a red blip approaching, it's easy to fuck off into the mountains and escape.

Also, don't practice flying in a Besra if there are hostiles around. It's an amazing plane but it shares map icons with the Hydra and Lazer and people may open fire on you thinking you're a fighter jet.

>>147438475
Shotgunning PacStan is still the quickest way to make cash if you've got a competent team. Glitching it will earn you money even faster if you find someone generous enough, or two hosts trading.
If you're solo and don't have a whole lot of money, join up with an org that's spamming VIP jobs. CEO stuff is profitable too but requires time and a substantial investment.

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W O L F M A S K
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>>147439162
>not already having it from last year's event
lmao? hownnew.ru

>>147435679
does that inviso arm glitch still work?

>>147439162
>Furry Porn on the car hood

Wow faggot.

How do I glitch PacStan? I know how to do the Kuruma shit and I've heard it's as simple as pulling out my Ethernet as we go under the bridge in the boat while one guy with all the money goes under. Is that it?

>>147439461
Didn't play during July last year.

>>147439037
>>147437337
I've tried that Do I have to be out of passive mode?

>>147437419
I was just confused why it gave me stars

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WEEB SHIT MODE; ENGAGED

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>>147439745

>>147439796
they were probably doing a CEO work involving the cops, most likely hostile takeover if they were at LSIA. generally you get stars when you're in a certain radius near someone doing CEO work like that

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>>147439924
Sure thing

Just give me your name and address so I can log you in the book of grievances and beat the shit out of you later

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>>147440037
>skinny jeans with purple cowboy boots

>>147438668
ps4 is pretty active too

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>>147440037
Gay boots.

>>147440319
You're probably just jealous you can't fit in skinny jeans fatty

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>>147439924
Wow, that's super original anon! I like your very fresh and totally unique meme of playing as a tranny wearing lingere and driving a Sultan with an anime car, you sure are a unique and special snowflake and I've never seen anyone do this before!

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it's nice to be popular.

>>147440457
I wear them ingame and irl, they just look really stupid coupled with those boots

>>147440319
it's creative if not a bit edgy so i won't hold him to it

>>147440478
That's the whole point of shitposting, retard.

>>147440457
I love how people use this argument each and every time to justify their shit taste.

>>147440595
In your dreams, Tomoko-kun

>>147440715
>I just have shit taste in cars and play as a special snowflake meme character IRONICALLY
KYS

>>147441140
>He thinks it's serious
>KYS
Man, Reddit must be a mentally harsh place. :^)

>>147441242
>le reddit meme
Is that the best you can do?

>>147441242
Even if you're not being serious, you still have a fucking tranny avatar and made a memepost about 'le epic animu car XD' as though those haven't been done to death considering the Sultan was released over half a year ago so you should still hang yourself.

>>147441479
>Because memes were at any point good
>Because shitposting follows a time tendency
>Because shitposting stops when others do it
:^)

>>147441242
To be fair, you get absolutely shit on if you don't fit the mold for the general hivemind of whatever subreddit you're browsing.

>>147441734
>run out of responses so i'll make a funny meme face
Enjoy your bubblegum hair and awful taste in cars I guess, I'm done talking to your stupid cancerous ass.

two questions before I login.
-can monster truck be kept in garage
-can monster truck be used in heist

>>147442282
No and no. These are both questions that could have been answered by looking at the wiki page for the Liberator that has existed for two entire years now and a little common sense since there is no feasible way for such a large vehicle to fit in any garage ingame.
Dumbass.

>>147441872
The only thing I enjoy about that trash meme is that it makes complete faggots like you mad.
If you take shitposts slightly seriously you should just get out, retard.
I get that the poisoning of your secret club is something you can't handle, and if le epin cancer shits all over it you get mad.

But you're trying to argue against shitposting.
And that's pretty fucking pathetic and hilarious, even for /vg/.
You can feel relieved that you taught those cancerous memers how stuff's done around your place.
Reddit.
:^)

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>>147442415
thanks for answering
no, I'm not looking at a wiki when you were nice enough to respond, dumbass.

>>147442415
Once upon a time you could actually the marshall into your garage.

Common sense does not apply to GTA.

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>>147439701
That one in particular got patched about a year ago. It was possible to recreate when VIP stuff came out, but got patched again when they disabled the Accessories menu.

There are a couple methods still floating around, but they don't have forearms and only give you literal Rayman hands. Male characters have one involving the sweater vests, glitching the chemical mask with the telescope, and mission hopping, while females have one that's activated by toggling gloves and then earrings from the M menu while wearing a flight suit, if I remember correctly.

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>>147439701
>actually wanting that stupid special snowflake shit

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>>147443814
Can you get any more salty?
you missed out, deal with it

>>147444192
>haha, he wasn't around to do this glitch that puts a huge black dick in my mouth, he must be so salty he can't look unique and epic like me
This is how you sound. Nobody thinks the the armless glitch looks good and only people obsessed with being attentionwhores actually do it.

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>>147444347
sure anon, keep telling yourself that. it'll help you sleep better at night

>>147444668
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychological_projection

>>147431575
>extended mag
Disgusting

>>147442415
>spoonfeed
>complain about spoonfeeding

>>147436398
ironic that you use a russian reaction image when talking about PC GTA V

>>147447318
not him but do tell me what's so ironic about it

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>>147433484
>Danger 5
I like you.

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Anyone wanna do some DMs? i wanna get some of the locked skins for the older guns.

>>147450868
You may have an easier time just asking GTAGs to help you boost tints or have a friendly 1v1 instead of roping them into a DM.

>>147451815
You're right. I forgot GTAG was allergic to game modes.

Looking for two more people to do with prison break from the start on pc, anyone down?

>>147453412
sent :^)

>>147453535
thanks famalam

>>147453581
np

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>destroy someones crate
>they came after me
>kill them
>go to my yacht for afk
>comeback
>they have started PP just in the next slot
>beach is littered with people
>just start picking them all out
>after the pp few people stay
>continue picking them up
>must've bullied like 7 people out of the lobby
at least this guy wasn't salty about it
he did go and check my nationality in Sc and started bitching something about sweden before leaving

/blog
would you subscribe?

>>147454263
>destroy someones crate
What a cunt. Don't do that.

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>>147454421
I like what NPG is becoming.

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>>147454556

>>147454263
>people get this upset over 18 grand or less

>>147455226
Those crates are worth 60k if you sell a full warehouse and you just broke them for about 2k

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>>147454421
>>147454556
>>147454664
:^)

>>147455578
>bullet and explosive ammo added

What.

>>147455748
When you destroy someones crates you get ammo and 2k money

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>>147455578
Why would you do that? That's mean, desu.

>>147455842
>>147455856
I wouldn't know, I don't destroy people's crates.

>>147455878
There's no reason not to.
I get resupplied for doing it.
I get paid a measly 2k for doing it.
I get a laugh out of it.
Dumbass VIPs will complain they just lost money when they can start a VIP job for free and make 20k.

>>147455578
>flies a hydra
Wow, end your life, man.

>>147456126
That special item was probably over 100k you asshole.

>>147456284
Boo fucking hoo
You're sitting on a warehouse worth more than that right this fucking second.

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>>147456126
NPG confirmed for a meanie. Please don't destroy crates, or you might spiral into the higgus level of autism.

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>>147456576
Take heed, NPG. He isn't wrong.

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>>147456474
Kill people, not crates.

>>147456576
Not NPG.
CEOs are just a bunch of pussies who won't deal with any actual conflict in GTA
>Higgus
Oh good he's back to shitposting about how it was all planned all along.
>>147456724
I don't really think about what I kill

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>>147456803
It's still rude to destroy crates. It is more worth your time to work with CEOs, or be a CEO yourself to make money.

>>147456803
>CEOs are just a bunch of pussies who won't deal with any actual conflict in GTA

Anon, you sound like a shitter.

Why don't you do deathmatches or jobs if you've got such a lust for blood? Join a crew exclusively for that.

>>147456803
>who won't deal with any actual conflict in GTA
>said by a jetshitter
Oh the irony

>>147456803
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlBnJ0egT_4

Sounds like you are an angry person, anon. Where is the anger coming from?

>>147457510
>Implying I touch jets
>Implying I don't bomb them before they take off
>>147457341
>Deathmatches or jobs
All dead except for the glorious 24/7 freeroam
>>147457319
Why would I play GTA to ship crates.
I play GTA to unwind, I don't need a million dollars for a super car.

>>147457319
Rockstar needs to add more to the npc vehicle list.
I'm tired of seeing shit like your picture and it bores me seeing the same vehicle over and over.

>>147457785
>All dead except for the glorious 24/7 freeroam
>Join a crew exclusively for that.

There are hundreds of crews dedicated just to dominating certain aspects of GTAO, most of them still active. If you're saying that you can't find one only three years after the game's initial release, then you're just lazy.

You seem like the type to just shit on people, so why not host those $$$$$/RP lobbies? The minute one random joins, you can start the game and vent all you want on that one player.

>>147458242
It's like fucking dedgen. Drive to a lot and all the cars are the same.

>Join new session
>Game's showing me outside my apartment
>All I can hear are explosions, machineguns and police sirens

How to tell a session is going to be fun 101

>>147458242
Kinda sucks too if you want to steal certain cars but they only spawn according to the SP algorithm.

>>147458387
>Session full of terrorism, tonks and helos all around where I am
>One of those spawns where your car is like 100m away from you
>Enemies are closer than my car
Pls no I am just a PvE shitter ; w ;

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>>147457785
>that one kid who always played GTA but never completed the story

>>147448787
>being retarded
faggot russian players are much more common on the PC version because of the lack of quarantine lobbies

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>>147458693
Well thanks for absolutelydisgusting.webm
I've completed Gta5 around 4 times now.
Also another reminder that there are people in this general with level 100+ characters who have never finished storymode.

>>147457785
>I unwind by being an insufferable piece of shit
that's depressing

>go afk in game for 10 mins for food
>np not kicked yet
>Alt tab out for 1 min to find some music
>KICKED FOR IDLE TOO LONG

Explain this meme

>>147458693
I just think the story is ass and not worth doing to be quite honest with you familampadati

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>>147459836
he's beyond saving, anon

these players do everything to spite you, and it's unfortunate that he's one of them i guess

>>147460551
>thinks the story is ass
>but won't try it
i didn't play gtav until a year after it came out since gta4 was so unimpressive. But gtav is probably one of the best stories in the franchise.

>>147459956
if you alt tab it gives you a minute and 30 seconds

>>147459956
>Having only one monitor
>Using full screen

>>147460889
>I have 2
>I was messing with shadowplay

>Shadowplay
Did it for you.

>>147460889
>game performs better in fullscrenn rather than windowed borderless

EXPLAIN THIS

>>147460975
>Using full screen

>>147457785
>Why would I play GTA to ship crates.

I don't know, why does Rockstar include that option in almost every game they put out?

It couldn't be that anyone wants to do anything besides mindlessly killing players and pedestrians all day, could it?

You're probably one of those people who praise IV's MP over GTAO for the endless airport battles it provided.

Is the 770 supposed to be out tomorrow? I'm desperate for a new non-super car.

>>147460736
I did try it.

My problem is that the game tried to parody LA way too hard by literally being a parody. Every character is written in some oddly niche way that once you pick up on their big schticks, you can sort of predict what all is going to happen (i.e. Michael's wife fucking/getting sexual with other dudes and Michael himself blowing up because other dudes are fucking/getting sexual with her, despite him not pleasing her needs). You could paint a fucking Bob Ross painting of the story and know exactly what was going to happen, thanks to how easily the story and characters were to ingest. Old man who wanted a happy family man but is way too self-centered and focused on the past rather than considering the present. Black dude who wanted to stop being a criminal but had to be a criminal to do it. Hick. There, I explained the entire cast. And their adventures are a clusterfuck as well.

Overall, the story lacks substance. It's all a joke building upon itself to portray LA's residents as inbreds who do nothing but ingest media, but causes the game to feel like it's ripping on what wrote Saint's Row past 3 without actually doing what Saint's Row did right. It's just not good.

>>147455578
Literally Sasuke.

>>147461806
probably

>>147461806
It most definitely will.

>>147462460
>confirmed for not having played more than 20 minutes and read the rest on wiki
wew lad

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>>147463279
good projection senpai

if only I could be as simply ebin as you :^)

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>>147463351
He's not wrong.
You missed just about every character's motive entirely.
>Why don't you tell me their motives
Go play the game and find out.

>>147463351
you seem to think the entire story revolves around the fact they're in LA. It has little to do with the city they're in. It seemed apparent to me that the story was more of a relatively well executed combination of Vice City, San Andreas, and GTA3.

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>Going through the All In Order challenge
>Everything is surprisingly smooth despite being PUGs
>Steal the Weed for Series A and moving onto the Meth
>Doing This Mission Will Reset Your All In Order Progress

>Anonymous has taken the easy way out.png

>>147430931
ps4 fag here

i have 90k in my bank, an exec office, and a small warehouse.

what do i need to do to effectively earn money? I'm level ~50, and have no kuruma or buzzard

>>147466808
Poorfag buy some shark cards

>>147466808
>rent buzzard for 25k
>do headhunter or sightseer to get those 25k back
>buy 3 crates
>do headhunter or sightseer
>repeat last two steps until warehouse full
>sell all

>>147466997
i was thinking about that but really don't want to spend 20 to get a little over a million.

if they were worth more, maybe

>>147467157
should i be doing 3 crate runs normally? I changed my network settings so that it puts me in an empty lobby for crate runs, but i've been doing 2 crates

>>147466808
A Kuruma.

>>147467362
3 is fastest
faster full warehouse sales = faster cash

>>147467196
I am not muricaN, got some shillcard on sale for 3.5mil plus 1.5mil rebate for like 17 USD.

>>147467585
link?

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>This triggers people

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I'm still proud of it even if it is lucky.
And you nerds repost your shit and avatarfag so here.
I posted it again ma! :^)

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A random puchi appears in GTA:O to be ______

>>147467585
>Buying fake digital currency
how stupid are you?

>>147469178
Fuck off

>>147469178
bullied

>>147469010
How did you get that much money?

>>147467419
>>147468728
>>147469178
Stop.

>>147469278
Well, collecting crates is for losers and heists are dead so why not? I've probably got more money than time.

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The update will never come

>>147472048
what update?

>>147472209
The one that adds shitty new vehicles for stunts

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what's the best car to turn into a sleeper?

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What car would he drive /gtag/

>>147472545
Stanier. You can make it look like a cop car.

>>147472545
V12

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>>147470002
Shark cards of course, goyim? :^) How else?

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>>147472545
Intruder or the Primo.

They look good even without all the stuff I added to mine. They are also common as fuck on the streets of LS.

>>147472545
sentinel xs or sultan

the sentinel comes with a really unnoticeable lip spoiler for better traction too

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Post your patriotic characters you nerds.

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>wake up in a car
>turn head left
>see this

What do you do?

>>147462460
>hick

It's really sad that everyone here is too stubborn to accept that Trevor was purposefully written to be the character with the most depth.

It was on purpose because you're not supposed to expect it from him.

inb4 empty image macro responses that don't actually have a response or counter

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I didn't expect I would be sitting in a hot tub for around an hour when I bought GTA but it happened

>>147462460
>Black dude who wanted to stop being a criminal but had to be a criminal to do it.
Does not describe Franklin in the least. Franklin straight up admits he just wants money and doesn't care if he has to do horrible things to get it. He admits this in the game. See here:

https://youtu.be/4qgTe31gvtU?t=55

0/10, analyze again

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>>147474519

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>>147474519

>>147474532
Kill it, and then kill myself.

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>>147474709
I like Trevor as a character, because he has been through quite a bit. His mom was abusive, he never had friends, and was denied his calling in life because of his mental health. Despite this, he rarely lies, and works hard for what he has. He felt tortured and abandoned when Michael betrayed him, and was still willing to work with Michael, albeit trepidatiously.

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>>147474519
no americawear

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>>147475234
I felt he was more heartbroken when Michael "died", due to his tattoos mainly the one with "RIP Michael Townly".
However yeah it quickly turned to shock and rage going by how Johnny ended up.
Also this is the best cutscene in the game.

What's the maximum ammount of crates I can sell solo? 15?

>>147476543
Fuck off

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>>147476663
The puchis are gonna stay in /gtag/ and eventually you will love them

>>147476830
Fuck off

>>147476663
Seriously man just report and move on.
Don't even bother replying.

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>>147476830
We let them stay
You let us do anything as we wish to them

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>>147474519

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Why does Dan get a psychic ghost dog?

What's the quickest way to make money
Xbone here

Criminal mastermind? Thinking of doing this getting to pair up with random from LFG or here

Still farm heiss? The only ones I've completed are Pacific standards and fleeca

Or should I buy one of those CEO things for a million?

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>>147474519

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>>147480603
>Not saluting
Are you even a real American?

I honestly don't understand how you are supposed to go from broke to CEO. The, what, 2.5 million MINIMUM just to get one warehouse and an office seems impossible to actually get without cheating.

Can't do jobs, the vast majority pay absolutely fuck all or require multiple players which will never join.

Can't do heists, requires 4 players which will take hours to find, just for them to fuck up and die and quit.

Its like there is literally no way to get that initial cash required beyond hackerbux or wallet warrior cards.

>>147480457
You play contact missions and heists.

>>147480998
heists, buddy.

>>147480998
by playing the game

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>>147474852
>excluded from the picture
):

>>147481101
>>147481107
>>147480998
>Can't do heists, requires 4 players which will take hours to find, just for them to fuck up and die and quit.

I've spent the last week, at least multiple attempts a day, to get one setup mission done.

The pugs just cannot do. They just fucking can't. Even on easy. Every time I launch the mission which takes a minimum of one and a half hours to find all four players, they will IMMEDIATELY die and the entire thing fails.

Every time.

Every single time.

I am convinced that unless you have a group of 3 other friends that are semi-competent at the game, you simply cannot get CEO and a way to get money that doesn't rely on shitter teammates, and since I don't have those 3 friends, I'm fucked.

>>147480998
Buy some shark cards, anon. It's literally the only way.

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I don't know to feel about being able to search my name through all generals and it only shows up about five times or so.
One of which was me applying a year or so ago.

>>147481727
Hmm yeah let me think about that for a second.

Fuck no.

>>147481851
Stay broke forever then, I don't give a fuck.

>>147481851
Could always get hackerbux

>>147481921
I have yet to even see a legit cheater.

If one of them shows up and sprays his money cannon, I will not hesitate to take advantage.

who here wearing USA gear irl

>>147481921
How to?

>>147482068
Actually, if that happens, you should leave the session or area. You'll get banned for it. You can have a hacker essentially get you banned with the minigun money as well as bags.

The last working method was impromptu races for 15mil a pop. Dunno if they still work.

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>>147480860
Is this... the Tampa?
Why does it look so sexy in this picture but ingame looks like a blocky turd?

>>147482251
How did they do it, I'll test it later.

>>147482312
That's pretty funny considering it's practically a brick in that picture.

>>147481439
I've only done heists with pugs. Most on normal, some on hard, none of easy. Only a few have failed. They rarely get the challenges tho. But if you're failing every. single. time. then maybe the problem isn't the pugs, friend.

i hope ur having a cute and comfy time, anons c:

>>147483234
I hope you choke while you sleep. c:

>>147482437
They had a private menu. I had one guy do it for free once for me just cause he felt like it I guess. But I see a lot of people charging for that shit lately.

Granted, it's way less than you'd pay Cockstar (like $20 for 300mil?), but you're still paying for hackerbux. I still haven't been banned, and that was months ago. But I don't know if it's still the case, since there's been a new patch since then.

why should I not buy the kuruma, /gtag/? Is there any reason not to, aside from "it kills the fun?"

>>147483762
Buy it if you want anon
it's pretty fun to use one with a friend and just go bounty hunting or shooting shit up

he really likes mayonnaise o_O

>>147483762
If I see you in it I'll blow it up no matter if you're in the crew or not.

>>147484014
well now I really want it

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Holy shit this shit right here is some grand A comfy shit.

also Combrafags worse than hydrafags.

>>147469178
i will take care of her, of course.

>>147483324
you too lol

where to buy discount shark cards for ps4?

>>147484191
>>147484327
both me

>>147484073
they got rekt, that looks like fun

>>147482312
Taking a picture at that angle accentuates the curves of the belt line, and narrowing it horizontally does the same thing even further.

>>147481439
What's your SC you bitch baby

>>147484363
up ur ass

>>147485615
fuck off

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I have no idea how the fuck I worked this out.
>just about max settings

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>there will never EVER be a "dump flares" button to get homing missiles to fuck off for military aircraft

>>147487428
do a barrel roll faggot

>>147485520
Why do you want to know?

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I laughed at my file name for 10 minutes

>>147489305
I want to bury myself in that ass mass

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>>147489415
same

>>147489305
Rogirrek an underrated qt

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Crew hooker session = comfy
>Give her a bone so she can DootDoot it

>>147491376
>not Rocket Racoon.jpg
You fucked up, anon.

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>>147489997
a cute i tells you!

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>>147489997
>>147492301
>when she makes bedroom eyes at that weird armless girl and all you can do is watch helplessly

>>147493076
Jesus, look how stiff the one in the right is

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Hosting Pacific Standard, 20% cuts.

>>147494728
Need 2 more

>>147494812
Need 1 more

>>147494728
>>147494812
>>147495240
Pleasee, pleasee, pleasee join!

>>147495571
I can't sleep. I'll join.

>>147495690
Wew, inviting

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tfw autists ran you away from the discord and now you have no way to talk to widdly

tfw you will never forgive these people

>>147496436
Then go back you fucking autist

someone pls accept my request to join the crew, i need people to play with ;_;

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>>147498327
post your social club name

>>147498587
smug_tomato

>>147498768
>his crew tag is literally KEK

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>>147431575
Needs more ethnic cleansing

but what does it meme? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEix40_pR4s

>>147501502
>cjphonehome.webm

>>147499278
>that skin clipping through
Triggered

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>>147501725
I know right?

>Doing story mode
>Doing Leicester assassinations
>Invest in stock he told me to
>Fail mission because I ran out of time by driving a shitty car
>Mission failed
>Lose it all, can't sell stock because it doesn't exist

???????????

Are they forcing poverty on Franklin because he's black? I want realism mode off.

Most of all I want my funbuxx back ;-;

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tfw got reported live on some cunts twitch tonight because he thought a valkyrie cannon was cheating with explosives somehow

It's a gtag can't handle an "aimbotter" even though he isn't episode.

>>147502456
save before each assassination, you fuck up

>>147502995
Are you talking about that digitalus or what ever his name was today? After I left session for a heist after talking all that shit to him I got messages over steam from someone else about more ESP-like oddities he was doing. Not sure about aimbot, I never thought he was aimbotting, but I was pretty sure he had ESP, and was backed up by joacimot after I left session

Dude was probably using, chance he wasn't but I doubt it.

>>147502995
Are you surprised? ESP/Aimbot menus just came out and /gtag/ needs an excuse

>>147503546
some of us had menus and know exactly what an aimbot or esp feels like
every time i ran into a skiddy using that shit i would meme back on them

>>147502995
>>147503546
why are you fags here?

>>147502661
>streaming

you absolutely reached the peak of attention whoring

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>>147503843
What? No, the dude that reported me was streaming.

"what ever, i got you on video im on twitch right now, everybody just go report this guy"

>>147503843
you completely misunderstand, madanon

>>147503929
oh nvm then.

the one goddamn time i see a window for an edgy post i get it wrong GODDAMNIT

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>>147502661
I heard that fucker bitching about you, gave me a good kek.

>>147504439
I wish I recorded it so I could do what >>147503843 thought I was doing and attention whore with it on my YT.

>Valkyrie flies around the building, blow him up
>OH WOW YOURE SO OBVIOUS, CANT YOU PLAY WITHOUT YOUR HACKS

tfw qt gtag gf to shitpost with and occasionally play gtao

>>147504964
who?

Where do I buy the fireworks, I only see the fireworks launcher at ammu nation

>>147503795
To watch the fire rise brother.

>>147503739
I spectated him the whole time.

His bullets never redirected, his gun never fired without rechambering, his gun followed the proper recoil pattern. He wasn't hitting people from impossible angles.


gtag is dreadful at sniping. Plain and simple.

>>147505581
Did you read where I said I never suspected an aimbot? He missed a lot, I don't think he was using one at all. I think he was using ESP, and that's been backed up by 2 others. Getting shot at while behind things, headshots right when you come over the horizon of the street, instantly, not an aimblot but it was as if he was already aiming there waiting for your head to move into position.

Again, aside from the headshots over the horizon, he wasn't even a good shot. No aimbot as far as I am concerned. It screams ESP to me.

>>147505773
we're talking about two different people lad.

gtag just needs to git gud

>>147506082
I fail to understand how some of you morons make it to 200+, and still can't aim a rifle properly.

watching the webms posted here make me squirm uncomfortably.

>>147506082
how do i git gud

>>147506292
>it's a cunt posts about people being bad but wont share how good he is episode

>>147506342
If I were a betting guy_ its probably because they are known to use a menu or just shitposting for the sake of it

>>147506520
>thinking you need a menu to be good at the game

I fucking hate neo gtag

JUST CLICK HEADS IT'S NOT THAT HARD

>>147506593
Feel free to show us how :^)

>>147506342
>it's a shitter needs to record all of his sub-mediocre gameplay to impress his jetshitter/skid friends episode.

No one cares about your rocket kills. New genners. It never was, or will be impressive.

>>147506641
*clicks head*

and that is how you do it men.

>>147505267
You buy the launcher, and buy the fireworks as ammo for it, it works like a rocket launcher, except with a prettier bang and it doesn't go as far before it explodes.

>>147506890
Still not getting, better show me your personal footage on how to do it

>>147506904
I'm sure he means the ground fireworks anon.

>>147506809
>to impress

I know how bad I am at this game, stop oppressing me with your inane remarks.

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1467709201721.webm

>>147506976
Have you ever played an fps at all good god.

>>147507672
Plat'd it all the way through, you can't take that from me.

And remember it's always 4/20 somewhere in the world.

>>147507735
plat means literally nothing

>>147505581
>his gun followed the proper recoil pattern
t. "this video proves nothing it's lag/desync"
Going by your own words, spectating him confirms NOTHING because of desync/lag
How can you say his gun followed the proper recoil pattern
How do you know his gun never fired without rechambering
How do you know his bullets never redirected