/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

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xth for fantasia guzzling platinum blonde sluts

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e

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lf au ra husbando

Summoning godspeed

>>147571635
name/server?

I'm curious. Is the playerbase this bad in 1.0?

>>147571737
Can you post it in some good poses without weapon?

>>147571814
I don't like lalas, sorry.

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meow

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>>147571546
>nobody even plays the game

my fav meme

How do I stop wanting to kill myself please assist

I'm about to make the purchase for FFXIV, what's the state of the game like?

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Xth for Embrace the Void

Where is rock lizard...
I miss her so much
Is she hanging out with her new boyfriend? ;_;

>>147571880
Be glad you're not me.

>>147571858
am
balmung

Looking for cat heads to pat and tails to stroke

>>147571907
>her

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sniff the chocobo

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Post Highlanders

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Woosp posted in the dead thread. Help me out here, /xivg/

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xth for sneering

>>147571721
ily

>>147571737
So WHEN are you going to sit on my face

>>147571879
Wow, a whole one person doing savage. When are you guys gonna start selling clears?

A-W-E-N-A
WEINER, WEINER, GO GO!
She's on her way to the throne,
She's on her way to success!
Buts he has to go to raids, she's got to win those rolls!
She's an shitposter-to-be
And she's totally...

>>147571885

Shit, it's always been shit, but if you want time for other things and want an MMO to play casually and amuse you for a few hours a day it's not the worst purchase you could make.

It's not like there's a lot of competition in the current MMO landscape so its unfortunately some of the best we got.

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xth for 220 average

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>>147572059

>>147572115
i wish awena would chop my meat....

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>>147572008
'w'

>>147571885
Probably beginning its decline but it's got some life left in it still. It's worth a try.

>>147572032
She's been proven to be a girl, yes.
Problem?

>>147572070

Can you PLEASE fantasia to something that doesn't cause physical pain to look at

>>147571885
Bad, but people enjoy it.
Same type of content since release, gear treadmill goes fast, not that fun anymore after the expansion.
No midcore content. It's either casual and then a power gap to hardcore content.

Leveling experience is shit, story is shit and full of fetch and kill quests.

>>147571885
If you want story and PvE, this is the right game. Sometimes the main story feels like a single player game, but being on a server with people who will chat makes up for that a lot.

>>147571885
its ok
Its one of the better mmorpgs out there despite it's glaring flaws and will probably keep you busy for a while

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>>147572008
Hey what's up let's do WC while you shake my goblin head around and tell me it's gonna be okay and my loot will drop

>>147572213
This is a trap. This c@ will bite the shit out of you if you try.

>>147572058
I'd rather ride chocobo

>>147572286
Oi m8 fuck you we need more Femroe around here.

>>147572279
>posted saying he's a guy
>stalkers keep calling him a girl

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>>147572059
Not the highlander you would expect but it probably works.

>>147572213
Your ninja glamour is always glorious.
Also reminded to pick one of nin/mnk/drg/mch

>>147571737
elk was ada all long?

>>147572173
who

>Raid Finder A5S
>Everyone has cleared before
>Healers can't do bombs
>BRD can't his LB3

There goes my chance at a book this week.

>>147572279
He literally keeps coming into the thread saying hes a guy and posting his own voice clips how delusional are you people am I getting rused you got me checkmate

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>>147572008
Head pats would be preferred, thanks.

>>147572067
Don't use the ugly squintface

>>147572335
You know that's just him posting about himself, right?

where the qt c@boys @?

>>147572335
>implying i'm a stalker
>implying she actually posted that she's a guy and it wasn't just putt or some other fag trying to ruin her reputation
lol

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post your favorite outfits

>>147571974

I bet my life is more depressing than yours faggot

>>147572325
ur 2 fat

>>147572423
this story could have been true except for

>raid finder

>>147572423
its Tuesday dude

>>147572119
>>147572241
>>147572289
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>>147572304
Yeah I don't really want to get into WoW, I used to play when I was younger when BC came out. Maybe Legion will change my mind. I played BDO since release for a month or two, the awful netcode made me quit and I realized what the game actually was after that. Every other mmo is dead or a cashwhore, just want something fun and worth my time with people who actually play it.

>>147572445
Well its not like I have a lot of other choices, all the other sea wolf faces look like potatoes.

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>>147572471

>>147572473
There you go. You have something to be proud of.

What happened to Godspeed?

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>>147572059

No time.

>>147572606
Banned

>>147572606
banned for 9 days for being epic in /say chat

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>>147572382
ye

>>147572471

>>147572358
i hear DRG is pretty cool

>>147572058
How hard is that mask to get anyhow?

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>>147572471
The BEST

>>147572673
what exactly counts as being epic

i kind of want to to know what gets you banned in this game

>>147572501
Why would that not be true because of raid finder? A guy in my FC did 5 and 6 last week, both one-shots.

>>147572736
It took me forever, but maybe I'm retarded. It's much faster now that you don't have to wait 6 hours between chocobo breeding

>>147572518
You can always try the free trial of the game first and see if you'd like it or not.
This is actually one of the best MMOs out there right now, but the content updates have been really stale and people are already questioning it.

>>147572518
>something fun and worth my time with people who actually play it
Then this is the game for you! Just get on a not-dead server.

>>147572518

Heh, i'm also in the played BDO for months and regretted it club.

If you play this game as much as the average BDO player who wanted to stay gear competitive did expect to run out of content in a month.

Take your time, enjoy it, try out new things, read stuff, and the game goes a long way. For being a casual piece of shit for PS3 players it's really quite well made.

Just don't tryhard 12 hours a day and expect to never run out of things to do, unlike BDO this game has somewhat of an end and you can reach a point of stagnation quite quickly if you try.

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>>147571867
What kind of pose are you looking for?

>>147572090
right now anon pucker up

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This is a cool spot.

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>Always rolling low for the Echidna Minion

>>147572931
Any is fine, I'm not an expert on Hyur stuff.

>>147572751
Speaking and behaving like you normally do around here can get you banned. Gotta treat those normies with kid gloves, or at least a lack of racial/homophobic/misogynistic slurs. Don't tell anyone to kill themselves either.

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>come back after 2 months of dealing with life
>get to the MSQ right away, alongside my Free Company friends
>And everything after Sohr Khai was just amazing.
So far the least MSQ content patch, and the one that gave me the most hype while playing it.
Haucherfaunt q-q

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>>147572471

>>147572932
Best spot imo is in LLN ( 26.9 , 21.8 )

>>147572960
>Get a 96 on a lucky roll
>The catboi healer who gets "locked out" of the battle gets a 99

>>147572673
what did he say exactly
where's the ban log

>>147573067
what the fuck is that ad that's hilarious

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Am I a shitter tank if I roll the berserker set for glam?

>>147571814
tell me someplace to meet you

>>147573274
what kind of question is that

no

>>147573274
It's pretty nice looking I think, just common atm.

Post your UI's please.
I'm curious to see how warriors & dragoons lay out their skills.

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>>147572471

>>147573124
One day I'm gonna miss a minion and just go fuck it and be a catboy healer because that's the only way it works.

where are the pure healer raen waifus hiding on balmung?

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>>147573380

>>147573467
>Mittens that thirsty
I thought you slayed voidsent

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>>147573380
I think it's obvious I don't main WAR.
Enjoy my cluster fuck.

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>>147573380
I'm not a DRG main and I have a g600 (12 buttons on the side and 3 big ones). My enmity list goes on the other side of my hotbars. The position of the target health bar isn't quite correct, it fucks with me when I try to place sacred soil or salted earth sometimes. I had it in a perfect spot back before I quit, but can't seem to find it again.

>>147573767
>my butt my choice
>no keybinds

hello?

>>147573380
I'd post my clusterfuck but I'm not at home.

>WC
>healer
>shitters dying to megadeath
>"omg rez"
>raise them; they die again
>to megadeath
>"this fucking healer omg"
>Ozma
>shitters die to dice
>"trash healer can't keep up"
>hair lady
>shitters die to haircut
>"if you won't heal us, at least rez us"
>raise them
>shitters die to haircut, again
>6 of the party dead between haircut and failing on penetration
>"trash healer can at least use LB3"
>waste LB3 to rez all these shitters
>5 of them immediately die to haircut
>"omg, if you had so much time to DPS, why not raise us?"
>putting up DoTs takes 2 GCDs
>raise has a 10s cast time

These fucking shitters...

>>147571739
This is some Kirito Tia tier meme.
Absolutely unfunny, in fact it's never been funny in the first place. Yet someone keeps posting it over and over, for whatever reason.

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>>147572986
I wonder how much of this lamp post i could fit in my ass.

>>147573835
>no keybinds
I am going full retard here. What do you mean? I only ever click the gearset hotbar.

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>>147573380
I don't understand how people stand the default UI placements.

>>147573910
>>putting up DoTs takes 2 GCDs
But putting up DoTs for WHM is 7.5sec worth of GCD and SCH is 7.5sec for your 3 DoTs, 10sec if you also have Aero cross-classed.

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>>147572334

>>147572067
Pale looks super good, but so does the lime. I say go lime, tough choice.

>>147574070
Two strikes and you're out. When a nigga dies a third time in a weeping city fight, he gets to stay on the floor and think about what he did wrong. Probably outdamage him anyway even if he didn't die.

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>>147573708
He struggles to keep his act up anymore.
It's hilarious.

>>147573991
Are you trying to say you seriously hit keys like CTRL+6/7/8/9 and SHIFT+6/7/8/9 with your hands on your keyboard?

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>>147573380
war bindings

>>147574013
>>147573804
>>147573767
>>147573467
>all this cluttered shit

Your average /xivg/ player.

>>147573124
>not just saying "the catboi healer"

They never deserve anything

>>147573202
original playstation.

>>147574186
>implying meria isn't purity personified

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>>147574178
Too late loser, already finalized it.

>>147574182
I don't care about the rest of your post bud, I was replying to your DoT part specifically.

>>147572823
Perhaps you could assist me with learning how all that shit work at some point, aye?

>>147574070
I wasn't bothering with Aero III as keeping the alive shitter alive was a hassle.

I don't understand how people can constantly die to the same, avoidable shit 3 times in a row and still blame the healer for not fixing their mistakes.

>>147574350
Wasn't even my original post you nitpicking fag :)

>>147574231
Please post your flawless UI layout

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>>147574231
you forgot to post your heavenly bind layout

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>>147573380
Mine's not professional by any means, just less-cluttered.

Looking for tips if I can get 'em.

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Anyone wanna plug.dj? I might ban you if you play shit music though.

Alternatively there is dubtrack.fm

>>147573953
Kirito Tia meme was never meant to be funny.

>ywn have an ebin as a bf/gf
why live?

>>147574231
M8 have you seen your average MMO UIs? Its an accomplishment just to have half the screen not be covered in skills.

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>>147573380
I don't main WAR

>>147574503
im single...

>>147574231
I am an average player, what of it? Oh, that's right, in order to clear content you need to spend a minimum of 4 hours first calculating, then arranging your UI based on universal mathematical principles.

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>>147574348
>changed eyes

>>147572460
>putt falseflagging himself

wow

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>>147573380
this is old, but pretty much the same
please enjoy my shitshow
i also use a g600

>buy small plot on dead server about 2 weeks ago for 2mil from selling a nutkin
>eb has spent the entire 2 weeks decorating it for me
>medium plots have devaluated to where i can afford them
>would lose everything in the house
someone shoot me so i dont autism about this

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>>147572059

>>147573708
I-its just a joke guys!
I-Im just joking when I talk about marrying her!

>>147574535
shit like this just makes me actively mad

kys

>>147574460
I'd move the server info from the top right to above the chat bar, but it takes up such little space that it honestly doesn't matter.

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>>147573380

>>147574207
You are correct.

>>147574460
Only semi decent one.

>>147574447
>>147574443
I safeguard my UI. It's one of the few ways to separate the shitters from the non shitters. If shitters get their hands on what a decent UI looks like, then it'll be nothing but chaos.

>>147574231
Binds literally don't matter as long as you dont have retarded shit like shift/ctrl/alt 6 7 8 9 0 - =, ect

>>147574581
Yeah I know, yellow is god tier but I really liked the way the blue/green looked.

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>>147573380
Here you go, the bar to the very right was a makeshift pvp bar and I've sinced resized/removed some of the clutter on my 3 vertical bars since this screen, it's there for a numlock setup

>>147574443
>>147574695
it's like every other raider's ui layout, probably

ie boring

>>147574695
>that
>semi decent

lmao

>>147574572
>Oh, that's right, in order to clear content you need to spend a minimum of 4 hours first calculating, then arranging your UI based on universal mathematical principles

It'd be a decent start.

Having a clean UI is indicative of not being a shitter.

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>>147573380

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>>147574919
Hey, they're excellent at what they do. Still two of my favorites.

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>>147574653
I'd considered almost the exact same thing, and even above/near the map but I got so used to it being up there that I wound up leaving it. My main current gripe is managing more than two bars' worth of skills, y'know?

>>147574695
Thanks anon, I appreciate it.

>>147574854
I tried!

>>147574695
Every god damn thread.


>Your character is shit, not mine though, not that I'd ever show you
>Your UI is garbage. What, you want to see mine? You don't deserve to lmao
>Nice glamour fag, I won't even grace you with my fashion sense.

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>>147573380
Enjoy my terribad setup.

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>>147573380
its pretty basic but I know where stuff is and thats all that matters
give me shit for binds if you must, but I'm a shitter with a G600 so thats what works for me

>>147574854
It is. It's clean, and the center is nice and open. It could use a little work, but not much.

>>147574636
Why? I have a Naga, with the 12 thumb buttons, a separate left hand keypad that put the alt key right under my thumb, and bar 3 is rarely used shit that I left click when I need. It does need to be tweaked, but I don't really play WAR for anything.

>>147574836
>R-ear and F-lank binds
my nugger

>>147574919
enjoy getting banned

>>147575023
HAHA glory hole fucking classic

>>147574887
Do you ask people for a screenshot of their UI before you trial them for a static?

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>>147573380

>>147575016
We only do it for the (you)s; so thank you.

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>tfw you finally found the perfect eb
I'm so happy /xivg/ ;_;

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>>147574919
That is incredibly lewd.

fukkin saved

>>147575153
you act as if banning in xivg has ever been effective

>>147575013
As much of a shitter as I am for doing it, I tend to put my less used/vital skills in areas where I can just click them instead of using a valuable binding on them.

>>147575156
It's a good joke, mate.

>>147575161
Actually yes, any relevant raiding FC requires you to upload a screenshot of your UI.
Check some of their recruitment pages on guildwork.

lalaboys?

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>>147573380
warrior is not 60

>>147575194
No problem bb, nothing else to do around here.

>>147575161
Yep.

>>147574919
Did you also want me to make the imgur of those too?
>>147575016
It's why I come here.

>>147575016
And yet you still get baited like an idiot.

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>>147575256
If you look carefully, that's pretty much exactly what I did with things like Living Dead, Goad, and Ninja Poisons. So I can't judge, really.

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>>147575320
Do not exist, dummy!

Why do people get so hung up by UIs like this guy? >>147574231

A reminder to all that Japanese PS4 players using the default UI have cleared A8S before most of you. UI is only part of a successful player.

>tfw you're the one that reported godspeed
get fucked crackhead
meria is mine

>>147575485
I don't get that hung up on uis

i get hung up on dumb impractical binds/clickers because that shit is just actively hurting your performance

>>147574369
mebbe someday

>>147575485
>UI is only part of a successful player.
Not one person implied that the UI is the -only- part required to clear A8S.
Don't be so upset just because someone called your UI shit.

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>>147575320

>>147574919
Neat

>>147575602
That was my first post mate, calm down.

This UI shit is dumb

post cats instead

>>147575563
>implying meria isnt bonding with godspeed out of game right now while your creepy stalker self is typing this with your floppy sausage fingers

>>147575305
>>147575371
Guess I'll never be relevant in a video game then

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>>147575727
I'm a cat

>>147575727
sorry, already posted.

>>147575727
no post more lala boys

>>147575740
I'm bonding with her in game right now. I even told her what godspeed said to get banned.

She will no longer pine for that loser.

>>147575727
How about you kill yourself instead?

does anyone here do normal story driven RP? i'd like to get into that

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How do you get other people to fall out of love with you?!

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>>147575953

>>147576010
From my experience, if you hit them over the head with a net enough, they move outta town.

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What's the best minion?
And why is it Puff of Darkness?

>>147575564
Not saying it was you, but the impression I got from the discussion was that anyone who didn't have their skills arranged into little blocks of 8 sized at 60% spread out in a geometric pattern was shit at the game.

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>>147575727

>>147576010
Tfw you start liking someone

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You spelled tonberry wrong

>>147576089
morpho is best minion easily

>>147576185
tfw nobody likes you

>>147576089
nobody ever realizes it, but it's actually Calca and Brina

>>147576273
Who are you?

>>147576010
every time someone starts liking me, we either stop being friends because they dont want to be involved with me if i dont wanna date them, or i quit the game and move on to another to get away from them

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>>147576089
Approved

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>>147576159
warn a nigga before dropping a bomb like this god damn

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>>147575016
Here, even pulled my bird out for you.

>>147576159
>>147576405
ugly cat
ugly picture
get some taste cringeman

>>147576405
do you like f lalas

>>147576345
it doesnt matter

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elbsts on ice

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>>147576010
If you ever cared about them, or regard them as a human being at all, just tell them. Being cold or callous with the intention of making them do all the dirty work is the most childish thing a person could do.

>>147576405
god you're a creepy cunt

>>147576405
Is stinky a good lay?

>>147576548
yes it does
i bet people like you

>>147576159
>In bed
>See this

Wew...

>>147576110
Yes, anyone with a disorganized UI, or a UI that takes up more room than it needs to, is shit.

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>>147576089
>Wind-Up minions
>good at all
rofl

And before you say "b-but it doesn't have Wind-Up infront of its name!", that doesn't because it's still classed as Behavior: Obedient which is the Wind-Up family of minions aka things that ARENT REAL

>>147576673
Of course they're not real, it's a video game you idiot.

>Godspeed banned
>A'hl hamming it up
Cuck master mittens making his move

>>147574919
PLEASE post solo pics of your Hyur!

>>147576089
Beady eye, for the same reason ahriman is the best mount. Because they're cute, CUTE!

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>>147574919

>>147576198
Meant for: >>147576198

pwease no steppy

>>147576771
>>147575905
>>147575563
oh shit
mittens is the one that reported godspeed

>>147576771
>implying godspeed gives a shit about meria
it's her pining after him

>>147576576
>or regard them as a human being at all
Catboys are not people.

>>147576673
>He doesn't have the Mammeteer title

>>147576829
what the hell

>>147576829
>even one of the carbuncle is a futa
fucking
dropped

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>>147576860
Don't post my post, punk.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VWo4UWvYrw

>>147576904
Then if they're a weird faggot, tell them for your own peace of mind. People like that rarely get the hint without being given the boot and blocked on all levels. I'm saying this from experience.

>>147576618
Obviously there's UIs that everyone would agree are disorganized or poorly laid out. Those sound like they are pretty subjective beyond a certain point though.

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>>147576829
Arcanists and their awful summons.

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>>147576496
Lalas are for F U C K I N G

>>147576578
I thought this was known already

>>147576595
imma find out if she keeps posting so lewdly dayum

>>147577016
heh heh baited into posting the vocaroo

time to repost it myself

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>>147576945
who are you quoting

>>147576829
What in the name of fuck?!

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I'm not a smart cat.

Post LEWD Miqote!

>>147576605
sure a couple people probably do, but not in the way the post i replied to was talking about, which was the point of my post

>>147577065
Okay, have fun making it unfunny and reposted too many times.

>>147576829
This is kawaii as shit.

>>147576829
Midlander Female posters are like the black men of xivg: their own worst enemies. Every time a nigga start doing good you just have to pull him back into the ghetto.

>>147577062
make sayo go back to hyur

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>>147577128

>>147576829
that's lewd and pretty cute at the same time

i like it

>>147577149
don't worry, it's already unfunny

>>147577149
that would be my plan, yes.

>>147577021
it's just a meme poster don't bother replying to it

>>147577249
It wasn't funny in the first place, I just wanted to post frogs.

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>>147571814

Post brown women.

>>147576830
>>147576198
Holy fucking shit. Both meant for >>147576089

>>147576829
>>147574919
Did I hit chemo's radar?

>>147577062
make sayo go back to cat

>>147577102
You

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>>147577124
I told you to go to the right after entering the 6th circle of hell. Just look at this mess.

>>147577062
Make sayo become.... uh... a potato....

>>147576990
You're retarded. Or blind. Get glasses, dumbass.

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Which one..

>>147577550
I'd only ever consider that if I got two Fantasia's to swap back.

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>>147577221
>>147577354
Sorry lads, sayo swore off the voodoo drink for a bit

>>147577643
right

>>147577643
The elezen

>>147577643
stay highlander

>>147577643
Left.

>>147577645
compare the ballsacks (or lack there of) in the first panel

Should I become bp today?

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>>147577498
Well in my defense how was I supposed to know you're supposed to ride those little swirly things upwards and not downwards?!?!

>>147577643
midlander

>>147577550
no fuck... oh >>147577651

>>147577643
i think i saw this posted before and the answer is still cat

>>147577676
he's ugly when he's not hyur

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>>147576089
Is there a list of all the minions who like to sit on your shoulder? I think Midgardsormr is my only one, but hes a punk ass little bitch.

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>>147577745
How could you miss this warning sign?
I'm revoking your gun license if you need glasses but aren't wearing them.

>>147577643
that is a VERY cute browncat. not too fancy, just pure cuteness

>>147577319
n-nice

>>147577651
Yet another meme stolen from me by Ultrash. With every stolen meme my righteous fury only smolders ever more.

Soon the fire will rise and I will not be stopped. Hear me now, and hear me well, Ultrash. You will play the fiddle of memes stolen from ME while I burn your roman walls to the ground.

>>147577817
>punk ass little bitch
But that's what makes it my favourite minion.

>tfw I told proci that mittens is the reason why godspeed is banned
>he just told me "ahl is a dead man"
>tfw I will be the one that truly wins meria's heart

>>147578173
i'm relaxing dude don't worry

>tfw incomprehensibly lonely

>three people with stun abilities
>none of them get it off

Just because the PLD does it every time doesn't mean everyone else shouldn't be ready to step in.

>>147578260
same

>>147578260
shut up rock lizard, go back to your new girlfriend.
;_;

>>147577707
Why? People despise male characters so I might as well join the club and at least admire my own character.

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>>147578324
>even rock lizard is now less lonely than me

>>147578280
They think it's free DPS and just use it as soon as it's up. Pisses me off.

>>147578056
cringe

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>>147578329
I play as a male and I see no problem with it, insecurity and/or gender issues perhaps?

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>>147578329
i dont
i wish more guys would play male characters

>>147578329
iktf

>>147578329
>People despise male characters
Funny joke.

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>>147578575
more than one person who acted like my friend when i was a catgirl blacklisted me after i switched to a male character

its no joke senpai

>>147577726
meant for
>>147577607

>>147578667
cool meme is the joke literally spamming

>>147578707
thats honestly pathetic and they were not your friends

>>147578707
>blacklisted

why would you want anything to do with people like that?

>>147578724
>:3

>>147578761
>>147578775
ye i know theyre literal scum im not worried about them

just saying it happens

>>147578707
im tempted to go male character just to see what would happen but then I remember I have no friends

>>147578707
Name and shame them

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>tfw weeping city is actually a fun raid but the playerbase makes it an unbearable exercise in frustration

>early level monsters that can be pacified, silenced, stunned
Then past 30 you have reskinned enemies with same abilities that cant be interrupted. Shit's annoying.

>tfw will never have a weapon above il 210
>don't want to spend almost 8 weeks for 1 weapon
>tfw dumped tons of hours into seph, and have never cleared
>know fights by hand and heart
>dps/heal always wipes
Why is being on a small server such suffering?
Why can't I find good pugs
Why can't my friends be non shitters
Yeah I'm not perfect and I contribute to maybe 1-2 wipes max every 5 hours but that's it
Not good enough to do shit perfectly
has to be the other 7 shitters to do it perfectly too

i hate this fucking shit /blog

>>147578871
nah im not about that

>>147578707
i went male for like a week and more than half of my flist saw me and acted like they didnt know me. other people who i would ocassionally /wave at did /upset at me and told me not to hug them

>>147578707
Yeah, your "friend".

>>147578987
>>147578707
tfw it was the other way around for me

>>147578928
But you just need 1 clear for it. It's shitty but I'm up to my third lore weapon next week.

>>147578928
why the fuck don't you have your lore weapon
Midan gear is a guaranteed drop from a 10minute fight, once a week

>>147572584
I still want to marry this midlander.

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Does anyone here like miqote...

>tfw your eb probably wouldn't go male
fucc

Wait we have a janny again?!

>>147579091
I was away for 6 months, came back like 2 weeks ago

>>147579091
He already said he doesn't want to spend 8 weeks getting a weapon.

>Sera is back

>>147579226
I would hug you but I don't want to go anywhere near Elk.

A shame that while I like lewd art of characters I see around like >>147576829, you people have to always act like it's the latest "dirt" and overly dramatize everything.

And the hypocrisy runs deep when most all of you who outcry at it play on Balmung.

>make an attempt to be more upbeat than normal because I'm feeling great lately, but normally pretty neutral in my typing style
>entire last week - friends stop initiating conversation with me, reply less and less. boyfriend present but always seems to eb doing something else/playing a different game almost the entire time I'm awake.
>being happy has inexplicably alienated me from everyone I know

what kind of horrible social standards have we set in eorzea?

>>147579294
really hoping getting 230 weapons in 3.35 is easier.

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>>147577948
Hey, my eye sight is as good as it ever was, I just squint cause you're glowing way too much.

>>147579353
I fucking laughed, that's for sure.

>>147579352
dont be an ass. elk is nice

>>147579226
Bench looking mighty empty

>>147579481
>elk is nice
Good joke

>>147579482
There's a lot of people... they're just hiding... hah....

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>>147579034
>play a male charater since the betas
>get along fine with normies in my normie FC
>/xivg/ ebins all act like I'm a thirsty mosquito just for being in the same linkshell as them
>fantasia to female
>over half of them have choked on my two foot lizard dick
>they weren't even good e-fucks

>haven't done PLD since heavnsward came out
>decided to do it since I'm grinding the 50 dungeons anyway
>for 2 pulls I wonder why I'm losing aggro so quick, my gear is 120 stuff
>mfw I forgot to put on fucking shield oath for two fucking pulls

I felt fucking retarded honestly. It's even more embarrassing since I main DRK so I know to put my fucking stance on.

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hello?
:3...

does aether get smooth weeping city runs
I only get smooth runs on primal once every 11 fucking runs

>>147579836
disgusting. stay a female

>>147579994
>tfw I'd like to be between those two

>>147580008
YMMV, though I've ran a few times last week without any wipes at all I've heard some horror stories from FC mates.

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>>147579836
>2 foot dick on a female au ra

dude come on thats not even proportionate