>Summary from the latest Live Letter:
http://pastebin.com/x3petsBx
>Patch Notes:
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/197e9c8b2f04efdecffe26bebe43b40551d1e3e8
>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells:
http://pastebin.com/raw/p88PqskL
>Previously on /xivg/:
>>147571587
Leave your falseflagging in the old general, thank you.
xth for i love cats
xth for male au ra are CUTE
>>147590513
No, Emin.
Xth for chilling
Poll for EU players:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10664709
Inb4 Aaron drags piss in this general
xth for neets trying to act like theyre above anyone at all
>>147590592
>no balmung option
frig off
>>147590548
You'll have to find me first.
>>147590624
>>147590625
>literally at the same time
lol
Posting here since last thread dead.
I'm out of the loop. Why wouldn't an ilvl 235 melee monk beat a bard with an ilvl 210? Don't Bards sing songs that nerf their damage as well?
why is elk such a pathetic piece of shit? human garbage namedrops himself every fucking day making people think he is likeable in any way
kill urself shitstain
>>147590364
Oh I can too for the most part. I am just a paranoid mess and end up with too much HQ mats by the time I reach the end.
>>147590649
>CHAOS
>EU
nigger STOP
>>147590692
The monk is ilvl 219 from the image.
elk
>>147590720
DO NOT BULLY THE ELK
thank you
xth for wanting to die
>>147590673
human garbage
>>147590529
yes
>>147590692
Not unless your group is shit or doing savage
>>147590720
He always posts about how unlikable he is, am I missing something?
>Remove Balmung
>Remove Gilgamesh
There, the last two hours of drama never happened, and no drama will happen for the foreseeable future.
>>147590778
Skin diluters will be purged when the aether bombs fall
>>147590759
fuck off elk
>>147590796
he is a sociopath that always posts positive/lewd shit about himself anonymously because he has mental issues
>>147590753
The fist weapons are 235. Is that not important? I was under the impression weapons give huge damage buffs
>>147590772
xth for murder in the open
>>147590850
...what.
>>147590804
And the threads wouldnt exist and the game would be closed or F2P. Alternatively people would just move to another server and deep it the unofficial RP realm.
>>147590674
ily
Fishin'
What outfit do you want as your next AF gear for 4.0?
>>147590906
Balmungamesh isn't as important as you think it is. The game and thread would be fine.
>>147590904
When Thal's cleansing fury sweeps across the land, blessing the weapons of the sanctum's warriors, the skin diluters will be among the punished, their very existence glassed off the face of the continent
>>147590863
Post proof
>>147590863
im not elk
and yes maybe he has mental issues so what, also i've never seen anyone post positive shit about elk ever
you just seem like an obsessive shitposter to me
if any of u chucklefucks are planning on going to fanfest i want to see your glance as i smash your skull into the fucking concrete and i strangle the life out of you pushing my thumbs into your eye sockets until you cry blood, well not before forcing you to watch your beloved ones die in front of you. i would seriously kill every single one of u faggots irl if ur from any of the containment servers balmung/gilgamesh
>>147590957
How delusional are you people to not realize 95%+ of posts are from those two or new people who will inevitably go to them?
guys ;)
i raid ;)
picture of me in savage ;)
look at this blm lala ;)
i know them ;)
parses ;)
getting upset over shitposting ;)
jk im not mad ;)
heres a post to show im not mad ;)
ill cam for you ;)
147590982
stop rping in the thread
I can't believe the leveling dungeons for Heavensward is strictly worse than the 50 dungeons for ARR...
>>147591032
I take this thread less seriously than most of you seem to
>>147591074
i will kill you in real life abe
lf au ra husbando
>>147591074
are you mad that i do more dps than you
What the heck is the STF?
>>147590450
>that kan-e trying to look badass for the painting
SO MUCH BEST GIRL
147591097
Stop drinking piss :^)
>>147591074
is this another putt meltdown
>>147590982
I can't wait to be bathed in the sweet, cleansing hellfires of righteous purging.
>>147591147
Sorry but I don't like Lalas.
>>147591183
theres not a day without one lately ever since he got asshurt and server transferred when he remembered nobody likes him
>tfw you forced him to change his name to Ultrash Boogeyman when he's literally never seen you in game
Abe, Puttel, Stratos, Shana, I control every single one of you from the shadows.
Abe is my favorite poster. I want to cuddle him and tell him everything's going to be alright!
>>147591160
Special Task Force.
They're ex green berets that go to your house and beat rulebreakers into submission.
>>147591183
Putts in class, Paks
>>147591160
Special task force, they handle 3rd party stuff like hackers and bots. Parse falls under it.
>>147590950
this forfemale WHM
>>147591168
>tfw we'll never get beautiful long hairs like this
>Ps3 limitations
>>147590923
Productive day today!
How are you, Red?
>>147591290
what the heck i want to do that
frig off
kill abe
kill stratos
kill elk
kill chemo
kill awena
kill kazegami AKA Mitsukai Shimakaze of midgard
all these faggots need their lives to be ended no one would care if anything were to happen to them
xth for sneering
>>147591294
>puttel
>actually in school
My favorite meme
/xivg/, how do you go back to not being gay? I'm worried.
>>147591369
You forgot yourself, Paks
>>147591369
I care about Elk and Awena
>>147591304
>male whm wearing that
I don't even know why haven't all male whms killed themselves yet.
>>147591369
You forgot yourself, Paks
>>147591345
First time to fish I've had in ages, just caught an Armoured Catfish since I had a window opportunity between Loosetongues and Eels.
Can't wait for Anima to be done in like, two weeks. I'm gonna fish all the Big Fish in the game.
>>147591329
Not even 1.0 had long hair options, even on NPCs.
So far, Ysayle is the only one with hair that reaches below the elbows.
>>147591369
Stratos posts like once every 5 threads, lmao what is your issue?
>>147591369
>Mitsukai Shimakaze
>awena
What did these people do?
>>147591423
>>147591454
>>147591485
dont u have shopping carts to be pushing around stratos?
>>147591437
awena legitimately has a trash personalty the most fake piece of shit here
keep on white knighting mi'lady for erp degenerates
>>147591147
post a location to say meet one then
>>147591298
>>147591293
>A department for investigating parsing
It has such a badass sounding name that I imagine them like this.
>>147591517
>trying to shame someone for having a job
lol?
>>147590673
>masters duck
>>147590881
i've lost a lot of respect for someone
Are there any good players here
>>147591682
define good player
>>147591184
your heathen-born flesh will melt around the scales you so adore but which sicken the Twelve, the screams of all you have ever loved will echo in your soul forever as your aether is torn apart and discarded into the void, consumed by the hungering foulness of the void
Awena is cool
Post character and youtube of songs you listen to on spotify
>>147591663
>having any respect in the first place for the beta cuck human trash that is abe
how to spot a shitpost
>>147591663
that steam log has been at least like, 10 different people over the 2 years it's been posted here anon
>think of something I don't like about the game that could be improved
>it seems really simple to do, look up why it can't be done
>PS3 limitations
>>147591682
only thing people here are good at is talking shit behind their friends backs
>post yfw you're not Paks
>>147591553
im too nervous justfun_posting
>>147590881
>>147591682
Yeah what do you want?
These threads make me glad I'm in a normie FC and don't have to be deal with you degenerates
>>147591517
Mhmmmmm what do you do for a living again, Paks?
>>147590923
Fishin'. Except I'm only leveling. 8 more to go.
>people will never post their avatar along with the talk of how much they hate people
>their butt buddies might see that theyre actually two faced cunts and stop liking them
The anonymous hate posts make me laugh so hard for that reason. The people posting them are worse than the people they're posting about.
>>147591994
ok aaron
>make crit/pie relic for whm
>CRIT STONE IIIs EVERYWHERE
>>147591789
https://youtu.be/tFPPsfzS6QY
>>147592017
>no avatar
>>147591867
Come around Helix if you want to talk. I won't judge you any.
>>147591517
I'm not fake...
>>147592142
you are
go away, faker
>>147592019
>healer relic
>no accuracy
holy shit lmao
>>147591994
all balmung/gilgamesh retards. they namedrop people who dont visit these forums anymore
im glad i play in a ghost town of a server that literally no one here mentions
>people still won't believe that someone would post anonymously just to stir shit
>people think that this thread is literally 10 people
>>147591794
Chill out, Paks
>>147591789
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkz5I0-kFDQ
I miss being in NEET
>>147591789
https://youtu.be/_1XqbopXH5M
>>147592209
sounds like you play on mateus
>>147592209
>so terrified of le namedrops you play on a dead server to your own detriment
>>147592191
How am I fake..
>tfw i intentionally leave shopping carts far out of range so the wheels lockup making cucks like stratos work even harder for it
another day another dollar
>>147592206
Can reach 600 with melds and food, why would i waste offensive stats on weapon?
Okay, I've thought about this hard and for a long, long time, but I've finally reached the conclusion that you're all causing me unneeded and why? Just because I'm myself. Well good job /vg/ I'm considering killing myself tonight because the only people whom I considered to be my friends (Which is my fucking fault) was you fucking faggots.
>>147592191
>no avatar
>>147592220
>no avatar
>>147591945
>no avatar
>>147591794
>no avatar
>>147591517
>no avatar
>>147591369
>no avatar
>>147592318
I dunno dude, stratos is going to fanfest so he's obviously doing well for himself
>>147592290
those mateus pieces of shit need to fuck off from shilling it
i dont want you retards on it, fuck off to your $15/month bench experience faggots
>>147592191
But you're the one who twists words, Paks
>>147592410
wat
>>147592209
>Play on gilgamesh
>Don't associate with /vg/ shitters
>Get to enjoy a high pop server with plenty of things to do without having to worry about getting sucked into all the bullshit in this thread
feels good
New thread, more butts
>>147591450
If I were to pick, they'd wear dress uniforms or whatever princes wear.
I wish the AFs had more differences for both genders like it was in FFT or Bravely Default for example.
beer
>>147592318
>tfw i always park my carts in the coral and even grab lose ones because i respect minimum wage workers
>>147591801
Jokes on you. Saving glamours was blamed on server capacity or some shit.
>>147592410
Where is your avatar, Paks
>>147591759
Sounds perfect.
>>147592496
MUTE NO
>>147592504
hahahahhahahahahah
ur cuck xD
hahahhahaha
>>147592604
LOL!
>>147591789
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSkTLc4w9Rw
>>147592040
I groov'd
>>147592504
Sam's pays like 11.25 minimum
>>147592521
>image included.
I am now wondering when I added it and what I was going to reply to with it in the first place.
>>147592496
Can someone catch me up on the last thread? Godspeed and mittens are banned? Excalibur hyur have a commission of him having sex with a carbuncle?
summoning putt
>>147592783
Mittens got banned, what?
>>147592420
>cuck at sam's
>doing well for himself
pick one
>all expenses of his home is paid for by his parents
k
>>147592652
>tfw getting 10.75 at a regular Wal-Mart
F-fuck
>>147592649
Who is this
>>147592783
>Excalibur
Nigga that's gilgamesh
>>147592817
>anyone in australia
>doing well for himself
pick one
>>147592783
>Excalibur hyur have a commission of him having sex with a carbuncle
Sounds hot
>>147592839
>tfw getting 9 at ross
Time to hit up Walmart
>>147592301
Holy fuck do not tell me this LITERAL demon of semen fanta'd into that retarded catgirl abomination
>>147592817
dude if you knew stratos at all you'd know how poor his family is lmao
that nigga's whole family barely scrapes by
>>147592843
Im the lala on the left, I actually didn't mean to make it seem like it was focused on you, my b
>>147592783
>first balmung
>now Excalibur
Gilgamesh. Also there was a screenshot that I also posted to neko-sentai
>>147592858
But who
>>147592880
wat
>>147592927
Yes.
One of the better au ra around turned into a generic cat, and now he's stuck on it forever.
Thanks Balmung.
>>147592441
We play more than you.
>>147592929
the human garbage probably voted for bernie
>>147592971
Olivia
>>147592924
>get 16.50 starting at a Wal-Mart Distribution Center
>get like a literal fucking week of days from day 1 you can call out for whatever without getting fired
Do it.
>>147592929
>looking down on hard working people for being poor
You're trash.
Unless they don't work hard, then you get a pass.
>>147592364
is that the narudo guy I hear a lot about?
>>147592783
>Check previous thread
>He's banned from XIV
HOLY FUCK WHAT A GOOD DAY THIS IS
>>147592652
>>147592924
>>147592839
>tfw 22 working at an electronics store selling apple TVs to people
>>147593062
looks like the teme got memed
>>147592997
yeah im sure sitting on the bench and "afking" on it while talking in ur gay ass linkshells and emoting means ur doing much more than me
dont come to mateus. take those mateus catfags to balmung with the rest of ur degenerate crew
>>147593038
t. poorfag
>>147592467
Godspeed is banned in game? What for
>>147592927
People really like my cat...
>>147592995
People didn't really like my au ra...
>>147593118
I'm actually sure we play more than you
Awena's cat and lizard are both top tier! TOP TIER!
>>147593132
Triggering normies.
>>147593118
I was raised by an upper middle class family and just started into my career, I live comfortably. Origins and living situations are no excuse to disrespect people, you don't know their story.
>>147593254
libcuck
>>147593214
And deserve top tier payment!
>>147593132
BAHAHAHAHA FUCK THAT NIGGA!
So is this Godspeed's 2nd ban? Will he get permabanned if it's 1 more?
>>147593289
I strictly vote Republican, thanks.
>>147593132
Becoming a catboi
Feels like comin' home.
Damn the thread is savage tonight. I wish I hadn't just taken my sleeping pill so I could stay up and shitpost.
Tfw reporting 4chans in game works. Tfw waiting for their mistake and reporting them.
Godspeedo joins shyv, naka, adelais and stratos with bnahka
Your fc doesn't matter, if you post your character here, your mistakes will be moderated. I hope to catch abe and abe lite someday
>>147593132
Either shittalking in /shout or RMT.
>>147593154
I likeyouBut not your cat, your cat is shit
>>147592464
Balmung is the same if you don't associate with /vg/. People are just worse at the game than they are on Gilg.
>>147593221
What did godspeed say to award himself 2 weeks of ban?
>>147593421
Fuck you for Shyv, but good work with Godspeed and I hope you can get the elusive Abe one day. But still fuck you.
>>147593132
>mfw responsible
Feels pretty good.
>>147593507
Having played on both servers extensively, I can tell you that there's no difference between the average player on Balmung and Gilgamesh. They're both equally bad.
>>147592521
Why don't you take some of that commission money and buy some better outfits... basic af
>>147593385
come to balmung and sit on my face
>Olivia, your literally favorite of a Midland, is a degen
I hate you. I fucking hate degens. You're literally the next madotsuki of this general.
sad nyanning.
>>147593421
Calling the GMs on people that rejected you again, Paks
>>147593647
It's him and his gf, mate.
>all these faggots reporting GODSPEED the FLASH of all people
show yourself
show us unless ur an anonymous leftist cuck
snitches get stitches
>>147593549
>I DONT KNOW I WAS BANNED!!!!
>>147593549
I wish I could high five you. Fuck personalities and avatars. Please catch shana and mado.
>>147593590
All of the people I know who transferred there were pretty good (no, not thread trash), so I just assumed there would be lots more like them.
>>147593549
Nice one, who else have you gotten? I have Harp and Proci to my name.
>>147593664
i feel ya, Selzh
Im new to FFXIV and RP in general.How do you normally start RPing with someone. It seems odd to just walk up and send a tell
>>147593549
damn lol
>>147593472
Send me a tell and I might go back...
No one complimented my au ra like they do my cat..
>>147593775
You overestimate the people you know who transfer there compared to ALL the people who transfer there, it's the epitome of our server has first A8S kill so I have first A8S kill
>>147593775
For every good player that transfers there, 9 shitters transfer to ride their coattails.
>>147593768
>>147593776
I'm not >>147593421
Godspeed just sits atop a high-horse and when I wandered by him and saw him being epic in /say chat I happened to decide he should take a break from the game.
I'm not autistic enough to stalk people in-game just to report them.
>>147593645
I have a character on Balmung, I just barely ever log in because the thought of doing the main quest again just to play with friends is a daunting thought.
>>147593793
Post the banned email so we can see if that's what got you hit
>>147593793
Chubby asshole?
Really nigga?
>TFW Balmung and GIRUGAMESH are perma locked
>TFW I have no hope of ever satisfying my morbid curiosity
>TFW I'm really a degenerate NEET but I don't have the balls to admit it
>>147593881
so can you sit on my face?
>>147593647
At least you like my midlander. It's flattering.
And that's why 4chan shouldn't be on balmung. Glad the actual community shutdown the fucking memester. Get the entire bench out please. I will idle there and catch some of it myself. Should have reported when they were talking about bionicles
>>147593872
keep doing gods work anon, report these fucking autists wherever you see them
>>147593872
Today anon, you are a hero.
>>147593905
yo deadass, the email literally didn't list a reason. i even hit up live chat, but they said only gm can say reason and gm only contactable in game lol
>>147593909
yo cuz the guy bruce was slandering me calling me chubbs or something lol
>>147593927
i don't talk to niggas in /s much i'm not skressin
>>147593549
POST THE OTHER REPORTS
>>147593872
>I'm not autistic enough to stalk people in-game just to report them.
Sure, anon.
>>147593132
who cares, i hate his guts
Almost Nothung, ALMOST. I'll laugh if they nerf this part of the quest in the next patch.
>>147593916
I get world alerts telling me Gilgamesh is open pretty often at night for NA players
>>147593927
Why didn't you do it you piece of shit? You could've been a hero but you chose to let cancer fester until it was uncurable.
You're just as bad for not taking any action whatsoever, fucking cuck.
>>147593793
Leave the server and please take your meme ridden friends with you. You're clearly not welcome.
>>147593927
>someone confirmed from here as seen above, is butthurt and doesn't like somebody from 4chan
>reports them literally because they don't like them from 4chan
>"the actual community shutdown the fucking memester"
i dont think this is how it works
>>147593963
>>147593967
>ignore the part about them calling you fags autistic stalkers to congratulate them
>>147593786
Look at their search info and they may indicate a preference. If you're not sure, just send them an OOC tell, say their character looks interesting and get to chatting. Assuming you're at least semi-literate and not playing a Mary Sue, they will want to set something up. Some people like unscripted, IC interaction, but in my admittedly shallow experience it's usually easier to arrange a date ahead of time and then go from there. I am assuming that you are asking about normal RP, btw. If you are talking about ERP just start hitting on people in slutty glamours and with tell-tale search infos ("MRP" or "Open to ALL RP, send a tell!" etc.)
>>147593927
>talking about bionicles
kek
>>147593927
>Should have reported when they were talking about bionicles
>grown ass men talking about bionicles
>>147594003
The email always lists a reason.
So you probably got hit for something else and just aren't saying.
>>147594052
Neither are you, Paks
>>147593927
how mad are you right now
no but seriously. anybody got money. i'm broke af and stuck in idyllshire without the ability to teleport.
>>147594182
>posted with an anime image
irony
inb4 "its a japanese-style imageboard!!"
>>147593927
>bionicles
My sides
>>147594256
>no but seriously. anybody got money. i'm broke af and stuck in idyllshire without the ability to teleport.
fuckin run m8
>>147594052
it's whatever dude i like balmung
>>147594202
no it quite literally did not list a reason why would i lie about something so dumb
do you think sandy hook was done by the government and taht justin beiber is a lizard person
i foudn the email extremely strange because where it says the generic "rich forever" etc etc shit, usually has a log of what you said wrong, but this one didn't
>>147594118
>>147593927
The bionicle shit is legit fucking annoying because bnhaka is the only one of them that actually owned any of them, and even he is still pretty much a huge poser.
Doesn't know the lore and probably never followed shit past the bohrok.
>>147594256
I'd give you some, but I don't want you to harass me.
>>147594261
>>147594118
what's wrong with bionicles
Tfw the price of ebinism is a thing. Post more selfies people will love you even more.
4chan out of Balmung
>>147594315
nigger you know how long that'll take. and it's raining outside
>>147594361
Nothing, it just caught me off gaurd with the content of the post
>>147594256
You're not fooling me, you're just gonna spend your money on booze and drugs.
>>147594256
ign?
>>147594256
Are you still inside. I'll give you some Gil before I go to bed
>>147593917
If you find me afk and sitting, I guess you're welcome to find a way to make that work. It would be a victimless crime, but I've never sat on someone's face so you're on your own w
>>147593549
did he really get banned for joking around with me
like really lol
maybe it's because he said the naughty swear words in chat
>>147594467
yeah.
>>147594323
Hope you get permabanned.
>>147594405
i'd give you gil selzh but i'm only lv37
cross-server zones when?
True or False?This game was better before Heavensward.
Olivia eliminated. It will follow him for years like mado and diapers. A new fiasco is born. Every second post addressed at him will now be an insult or a ridicule. You toasted yourself, persona.
nevermind. this qt saved me.
>>147594664
True. Thee was promise for a better tomorrow.
>>147594613
>tfw you were gona shitpost but that pic gave you a heart attack
>>147594501
don't copy my gimmick fucking BITCH
i don't understand how all these people that are supposedly on balmung are on a "crusade" against the avatars
like hello do you even know where you are
or is it a thing like "haha this guy has friends to talk to and joke around with, we can't have that now can we"
>>147594613
>be on primal
>having to share zones with ultrash
>anyone on aether that has to deal with balmung
Anybody tried reporting people for "nignog ex" "nig ex" etc.? I bet that would work.
>>147594052
>You're clearly not welcome.
Oh no, a tiny group of obsession spergs obsessively stalk and report while shittalking through anon in the thread.
>>147594718
Who?
What?
>>147594757
what u sayiogn basterd
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>>147590068
Eventful day; one avatar banned, another exposed, even EM stepped in.
>>147594834
oh hey its the resident turbo autist
kys
>>147594823
Literal who from gilg had public images posted on the thread as if it were dirt. You know, the usual.
>>147594774
These guys are toxic and talk in memes. Godspeed, Abe, spider and Shana are the biggest offenders. Bans were long overdue.
I just finished the Leviathan hard fight, how close am I exactly to HW now? Was 2.3 the last patch before HW dropped?
>>147594971
Still have quite a bit to go. The last patch before HW was 2.55
>>147594829
your lala is your only redeeming quality
>>147594953
so you are just really autistic okay
like i said do you know where you are
>>147594971
you're about halfway there, i
>>147594718
I missed the first picture...somebody post it ;_;
>>147594971
You got Ramuh Shiva and the bridge to Ishgard to make a few trials, you are a long ways away
Can anyone confirm what moogle quests should be if they were done everyday? I'm at rank7 900 and can't shake the feel i've missed a day.
Don't think we forgot Aaron.
my.mixtape.moe/cmajel.mp4
Everytime you spam.
>>147595035
Just go on neko-sentai
>>147595059
>0:02
I refuse to continue.
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>>147595026
it's two different strains. the guy you are talking to is like /tg/ autistic. the people he hates are like e-sports autistic.
>>147595046
you have, because I missed 1 day and am at 900
yall care about this a lot more than me
relaxxx.
>>147595178
What is going to happen to your static?
>you will never trigger autists just by posting
Christ I only lurk here and occasionally post but this is ridiculous, the autism I've seen here on a daily basis far surpasses anything thing I've seen since lurking /v/ for almost an eternity
Keep on triggering, lmao
Price of ebinism Olivia Forever.
>>147595178
catspeed is cute! CUTE!!
>>147595002
>>147595027
>>147595042
Dammit I did nothing but grinding through th story for 8 hours today and only got through king moogle and leviathan. Why did SE think it was a good idea to lock new players out of an expansion like this. ;_;
>>147595223
this is so hilarious cause i know Olivia and his girl as laughing so hard right now
How reliable is Ariyala's BiS solver? I'm using it for the first time and not getting the results I expected
>>147595219
>anything thing
christ im having a stroke just from watching this shit
>>147595178
People just don't want you here.
>>147595280
Not reliable at all, especially now that melds exist
>>147594801
Honestly the general populace on Balmung is just as obnoxious as anywhere else. Do you like xD spamming retards from [Primal server X] in your DF parties? Well we have plenty of them here too.
>>147595219
You can literally post some random image of a dude's cat and get free (You)s for an entire thread.
It's pretty hilarous how easy it is to string along these autists.
>>147595278
No, just me. She doesn't browse here.
>>147595219
It's pretty great. I can post a screen of a lewd lizard and have 10 yous in 5 minutes.
how can I tell if I'm cute
>>147595217
they'll live
>>147595250
thx i agree. best catman.
>>147595323
i'm really not skressin my guy already said
it gave me an excuse to upgrade my pc at least
>>147595323
We don't want you either, Paks
>>147595278
Laughter is one of defensive mechanisms. They got exposed for degeneracy and it's going to stick to them.
>>147595353
the good old samefag routine?
nice
>>147595036
ily
>>147595356
Post pic
>>147595353
>that anatomy
what were SE thinking?
>>147595445
Huh?
Nah m8 I don't even samefag. There's a few people that post really generic comments. It just makes more yous. Like in this thread there's some dude replying to this other dude and calling him me.
So what's everyone's plans for the evening/night/morning?
>>147595445
>Sprout running through quicksand
>They're actually wearing armor
holy shit
>>147595334
I dunno man, by what i see of balmung it seems that everyone is like that DRK on that A4 comic.
>>147595464
Jei is not for loving.
>>147595441
The question is: what does getting sticked w/ degeneracy, while being a relative who, do to someone on a website of degenerates?
>>147595445
It's fairly obvious that ontop of the paks samefagging there are also pretend pakssamefagging, which is almost as pathetic.
>>147595256
It's really shitty, but imo when you finally finish them and start gearing up and leveling other jobs the game gets a lot more fun.Then when you do raid progression you can hate it again.
>>147595553
>I don't even samefag
Holy shit he's gone full deluded
>147595441
Public images. Not worth my (You)
>>147595330
Ariyala's takes into account the melds you manually put in, but doesn't calculate the melds for you. I'm getting the result I wanted, now, however, so all is good
selzh is the best
>Samefags samefagging samefags
Thread IDs for /vg/ when?
>>147595553
it was a joke about you exposing yourself as one of the chemo posters
>>147595576
stop that
>>147595632
i wouldn't say so
>>147595701
The same day we get flags on /ck/
>>147595728
>>147595624
ERP requests and orbiters is my guess
>>147595728
ugly
>>147595728
you wouldn't say what? that pretending to be paks ironically isn't as pathetic as being paks unironically? i don't know
you're literally encouraging him to keep posting by doing making his gimmick easier for him
>>147595728
Is it you?
I want to track down the top tier Aura poster! and____them
>>147595728
you're pretty cool yo
just wanted to say that
was fun that time we hung out back in like march last year or something doing t5 and shit
>>147595589
Yes, just like everyone from Gilgamesh is WiLdStYLe Threeehunnid the lalafel WAR, and everyone from Faerie is Patches Cockgreaser the catboy WHM.
If we are going by anecdotal evidence, from what I have seen the most obnoxious server is either Gilg or Sarg, because those people are the most likely to talk mad shit in a DF instance (especially throwing around "u must be from balmung" and stuff like that) while putting up dogshit numbers and/or wiping the group.
>>147595665
holy shit
>>147595441
>exposed
It's been more or less common knowledge for months
Even if it wasn't you are just so petty
>>147595845
stop it right MEOW
>>147595858
yeah i guess you're right actually
>>147595878
but it was you
>>147595927
t5?
i did that with a lot of people, i can't tell who you are just off of that
i can also barely remember shit from last year
>>147595571
Slowly go insane capping scrips.
>>147595878
>top tier au ra poster
who
>>147595571
play the video game and have funhopefully erping like a whore soon
>>147595701
never, but it would be awfully nice wouldn't it
>>147595553
But the other dude is you, Paks
You hide your identity because as soon as you are revealed, like in the last thread you get laughed at and get told to fuck off. Dude just vanish and make a new alt or something or fuck off to BDO.
>>147595571
Gonna start the HW hildibrand quest and do my blm job quests.
What is worse, grown man drama or people that care about grown man drama?!?
>>147595571
Sleep because I have class tomorrow
>>147595997
>>147595571
Do roulettes that I skipped out on and then unlock more roulettes on my alts so I can kill myself faster.
>>147595997
that's fine,just wanted to say you're a cool person
>>147596071
I'd say the latter can be both worst or most benign depending on your definition
Diapotsuki is probably already logged on gilga cheering the Bunclefucker up. They're now degenerates of the feather.
>>147595571
It's pretty late, don't think I should queue for Syrcus Tower or Yafaemi. Maybe I'll hit up lv50 Roulette.
>>147596034
someone who posts the same replies to my lizard posts
>>147596062
The argument behind this is my name and face are super recognizable. I don't want to spend a lot of time befriending someone to have them realize it was me on an alt. That's really unfortunate. Rather have someone accept me regardless of stale drama.
>weeping shitty
>get to final boss
>everyone dies
>healer LB3
>everyone gets back up
>everyone dies
>healer LB3
>repeat two more times
>>147595624
It has no effect beyond the thread. You might get a few tells or propositions, but they die down pretty quick if you stop posting or shut people down.
>>147595997
this is a very lewd ash cat tummy
it is made for touching
>>147596071
isnt that one and the same kind of person
>>147595571
Making a resume for a job I already have, hopefully running Levi EX shortly.
Spooky ghosts, please go.
>>147596229
>>147596229
Nah, we on balmung talking to peeps :3
>>147596229
>bunclefucker
Holy shit I am dying. Bait or not just take my (You)
So if I want to be a degenerate but I don't want to wait until fuck-it's-late o'clock to register on Balmung or Girugamesh where do I go
>>147596004
Thank god I only need two week's worth of red scrips to upgrade the only other thing I need to upgrade or else I'd kill my shelf.
>>147596236
do you erp?
and are you futa?
>>147596364
Any other server and just be active in soliciting it. Make a few slutposts and some creep will absolutely make an alt on your server and textfuck you. Finding non xivg people will be more of a struggle though.
>>147596145
i wanna lick this belly button
>>147596261
I swear 6 weeks later and the shitters are worse than ever.
Last night had some scrub gear DRK voke the last boss off the mt constantly and then would spin around with her purposely to try and get as many cleaved by haircut as possible.
>>147596364
Excalibur
>>147596464
is that all?
>>147596145
nigga thats just a bellybutton
>>147596164
aight i guess
/tell me if you wanna do stuff, i'm not the busiest of people
>>147596286
why tho
>>147596567
not on server anymore sadly
did you ever get back playing sports?
I remember you said something about it being good for your recovery and shit
>>147596502
No, fuck off.
>>147596567
Paks is targeting you
>>147596502
>>147596364
Don't listen to >>147596502
>>147596502
No, Fuck this, fuck you and fuck off
>>147596257
You can totally put aside the stale drama and you're still kryptonite. You want to make some friends stay the fuck away from this thread and don't get involved with people from it.
>>147596654
no llol
i was never a sporty person, i was just told that i wasn't allowed to do contact sports for a year
>>147596678
what?
>>147596567
>>147596740
That's a bad analogy. Kryptonite is awesome.
https://youtu.be/xPU8OAjjS4k
>>147596728
>>147596684
>>147596678
>>147596672
Woah, what did I miss with Excalibur?
ada post character data
>>147596474
>>147596261
Today I had a run where on Ozma it seemed like everyone in my party was doing their damndest to do everything wrong.
Everyone else was just yelling at us and I just didn't know where to start because the game wasn't giving me any of the mechanics to do because it knew I knew where to put meteors or where to stand. Our tank even ran to his original platform after the Black Hole sequence.
My static has been wiping to A6S for 2 hours now even though we've cleared it 5 times already
>>147596890
We don't erp
>>147596890
Nothing, now fuck off.
>tfw you give up a class you like because you are really bad at it.
>>147596741
I want this lizard to use me,and kill me.
beer
>>147596384
Battlemaiden, anon. No.
>>147596890
Excal is closed. Now bugger off
>>147596474
that sounds like something I need to try next time.
>>147596741
This aura is spooky as fuckGood job
Sweet dreams, sweet nerds.
post c@pits i wanna cum
>>147596910
Everyone has bad nights. At least you didn't quit the game in the middle of progression like I did. After a couple other groups fell through I settled for the first firm offer I got, and I have serious doubts as to whether whether this group can clear it before the end of the month. But I can't suddenly jump to an A7S or A8S static with players who are a little better, every ad I have seen wants a 6 clear or last phase exp in 7. I've never even seen vortexer.
Quick, post pictures of spray bottles to trigger the cats!
i shouldn't have made a new thread and let the general die
>>147597227
>>147597262
But the bottle has the trigger.
>>147597262
>>147597308
there is something really off about your cat
just looks gross but i cant place why
>>147597308
ugly
>>147597262
hiss
>>147597336
>>147597308
How do we stop the cat infestation?
We don't need another Awena to happen.
>>147597607
We kill them all.
>>147597262
>tfw nobody to /pet you
>>147597607
>We don't need another Awena to happen.
What is this supposed to mean...
>>147597308
I want to kiss this cat!
>>147596931
>tfw you switch mains because your previous class is bottom tier now
>>147597675
That's a shame.
I wanna fuck diapered carbuncles!
>>147591789
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vm2ibnzM1YI
>>147597404
>>147597365
goodnight senpai
>>147597607
Adding catboys to the game was a mistake.
Threaten Yoshi to remove Miqo'te from the game.
>>147597365
Because it looks like a dude.
>>147596932
>>147597041
ty
i wanted her to look creepy
>>147597675
pet me from the inside
>>147592209
>forums
>>147597816nice boobs
>>147597901
Creepier than creepyscales, are you as crazy?
>>147597908
Wh-What do you mean by this?
>>147597901
ugly
>>147598039maybe
Post Abe's flist.
>>147598118
Top tier au ra deserves top tier payment!
>>147598118
My interest is fully erect.
>>147598137
>not having it bookmarked
https://www.f-list.net/c/aika%20aika
>>147597983
A few times
It's all about top tier glams tho if you want it
>>147598057
They want your spiny cat dick inside them.
>>147597983
Sometimes. I got more when I was a lala.
>>147598003
Thanks dude I worked hard for them.
Man, I wish Miqo'te had this sit/hairstyle. They would be purrfect.
>>147598156
I'm not cheap!
>>147598162
i was considering fantasia-ing into her
she's really creepy but i still think she's cute
>>147598221
why would you have this bookmarked
>>147598284
to fap
>>147597983
Yes
My highlander and elezen has gotten the most for some reason.
>>147598271
How much for this lovely lizard?! I must know!
>>147598284
For masturbation purposes
why else
>>147598328
>fave:Frotting
>>147598328
>>147598346
why not___meinstead
>>147598387
what..
>>147597983
Yes. Even after I started wearing helmets to cover my face.
>>147598414
He's saying to fuck him instead if you like his kinks so much.
>>147597983
Sometimes. I got somebody from a dungeon run say to me "Wow, you're actually a good-looking Hyur." implying she hasn't seen much of those. Kinda flattering.
People in this general seem to say I look okay, but I don't know.I think the hair looks weird though and I keep alternating from biege and brown.
>>147598472
I don't ERP myself but my god if an abe ERP log got leaked I would treasure it forever.
>>147598118
What is this, evil squid?
The archnemesis of squid chan and rock lizard?
>>147597290
Someone would've made a new thread, I'm sure.
>>147597983
Yes. It was weird and foreign
>>147597983
Once upon a time for a very brief yarnand then he died and the user's heart along with it
Why does everyone always rush to leave a dungeon and leave no commendations? I carry 3 dudes on my back through the sunken temple and I can't even leave the cutscene fast enough to give someone a commendation because the entire group left.
>>147598562
id imagine an abe log would be pretty shit desu
>>147598585
post more males in lore chest
>>147598562
i've only erped a handful of times to be honest
like five times total and three were with the same2people
dont really do it desu
>>147597983
Once when apologising for fucking up a mechanic someone else in the dungeon said it was okay cause at least I looked cute.
It was the nicest kick in the arse I've ever gotten.
>>147597983
A lot actually
>>147598627
everyone has SSDs, you're just a yuropoor.
>>147597251
we managed to finally clear ;-;
buh
>>147598676
that's what would make it so great
a true rarity
a look into the lewd mind of certified god tier ebin aika tsunderie
mmmmmmmm
>>147598712
this isn't abe
>>147598734
butchered
>>147598712
that log gets posted every three months with a different two names attached to it fag
>>147597983
An impolite Au Ra told me I looked like a bum and should shave.
>>147598659
>>147598782
i mean not really but you're flattering me anyways
if i saved logs ever i would just give one to you myself
>>147598718
I mean more that no one gives commendations themselves, are they really that meaningless?
<>tfw you cum in the bussy
AFTER TEN FUCKING PUMPS
fuck...
>>147598810
Androna is a psychopath. Show that man the logs.
>>147598832
holy SHIT
I'm straight I'm straight I'm straight it's just a picture
>>147598734
i vastly preferred that cat anyways, messy hair is bad. staying in control is good.
>>147598853
I give them out personally. I follow the rule of DPS to DPS, tank to healer, for trading comms. I never expect them though, and I have nearly 4k comms now from normal play and grinding. The people interested in grinding them did so when you could exploit guildhests.
>>147598917
If it makes you feel better only 2 of those characters are played by a guy irl.
>>147591935
a healthy amount of degeneracy is just fine
>>147598850
>i would just give one to you myself
damn that's generous
i remember the first time i acquired logs from another person i had to trade some of my own
>>147598941
did you really get banned
>>147598832
>>147598810
>>147598703
>>147598585
>>147598487
>>147598342
hgnnn all those CUTE men help me
/pet
>>147598873
shouldn't we be reporting these kinds of posts?
>>147598832
>That flat-looking chest on Elezen
Characters used to have more defined bodies..
>>147598917
Is there a problem?
>>147598810
>it's literally you
>the fucking bum from Treme
>>147598996
wrong person, friend
>>147598832
YEAH BOYEEE
>>147598987
maybe we should just make some
>>147599010
Please observe global rule 7 and remain on-topic.
>>147598985
i dont want highlander chest, these are better >>147598832
>>147599103
i'm booked pretty hard {I'm sorry.}
>>147598734
post pits
>>147598901
But an adorable psychopath. It's excusable.
>>147599050
I've been found out!
>>147599239
wow, shut downcry
>>147599007
Calm down!
>>147599175
>doesn't want highlander
Fag.
>>147599296
i'm sorry i dont like apelanders, you'll find someone that does someday!
How's your week been so far?
>>147599405
Much better now that this cute lizard winked at me!
>>147599296
POST IT ANYWAY
>>147599405
your nose is small and your philtrum is smooth, you have the appearance of a fetal alcohol syndrome baby, and your gloves don't match. this whole picture just ruined my appetite.
>>147599025
>used to
Highlanders still have the most muscle definition, even more noticeable than roes.
>>147599405
no croissant horns, ugly/10
>>147597983
Not me personally, no.
Though I've been told from other people that I look okay.
>>147599405
>that chest piece
>stomach shows for males
Glamoured over that fucking bullshit as soon as I got it.
>>147599532
Don't worry Highlander-bro. We'll make them all pay for Ala-Mhigo.
>>147599532
>being this salty
oh my...
>>147599103
tfw will never make logs with abe
did we ever get rid of that shrek nigger
>>147596895
Which
Lonely miqo'te looking for a lewd time...
PST...
>>147599713
calm down lmao
>>147598623I miss this elezen...
>>147597983
people used to compliment ele tolan a lot
people pet my lala instead of giving compliments
people hated my pretty hyur boi ;_;
>>147599713
calm down...
>>147599612
>not letting all the fujoshits ogle your male midriff
>>147599702
the new midlander
>>147599405
when's balmung
i hope not for like 10 days or so :^)
>The Ferdiad card has been claimed and added to your card list.
Silver lining to a run with two annoying DPS. I think one of them had a Zodiac, too.
>>147599869
Whozzis.
>>147599878
>that
>pretty
>using the WORST hyur face
>>147599909
>new
it's literally liora
>>147599904
moar
So uh.. people like lore chest bübie?
Rate my WAR based upon my bind setup
>>147599904
/pet
holy shit I love the male clothes in this game
>>147599405
Pretty... pretty good.
>>147599909
I'll upload it when I get home
>>147600028
Titties.
>>147599997
lance gravel is ugly in game irl and cucked af
thirsty ass nigga
>>147599756
oh....
okay.........
>>147600052
meh I've seen worse
I just prefer having as few binds at ctrl modifiers as possible and just use shift instead since it's way closer to the keys
That faggot mado has more than 450 posts on ns
Talk about degeneracy and fetishism. The worst thing is he brings this shit here
/xivg/, give me a panda link and I will dedicate the conclusion to you
>>147600167
hahaha
kys
Does anyone on Balmung wanna do a Expert / 60 / 50 roul ?... I'll drk or something.
>>147600167
>he brings this shit here
Yes he totally does
>tfw pld main
>been laughed at for multiple patches in a row
It-It's not fair!
>>147600167
I will dig through it later and try to find some disgusting posts.
>>147600290
I can queue as a DPS for the Lv. 50 roulette.
>>147600290
>want i215 armor
>going to bed
>>147600345
>tfw whm main
>all the tank dicks for multiple patches in a row
feels good
>>147600325
He posts his characters ass, feet, tits or blindfold bdsm shit every single thread
He talks about everything but the game
>>147599439
<3
>>147599506
Silly anon, that's not even an attempt at glamor. Besides, your glamor is doing the same to me!
>>147599581
Rude!
>>147599934
You're a catboi now? That's a shame, I liked the male au ra better.
Besides, that Balmeme is never open. I tried at 5AM my time the other night to make an alt and it never happened.
>>147600057
That's good.
>>147600353
Sure, I guess that'll be good enough. Where can I meet you gamer?
>>147600363
Expert is suffering.
>>147598793
You'll survive anon:^)
>>147600348
This could easily be mistaken for an autistic shitpost, use more hyperbole.
>>147600182
http://exhentai.org/g/951842/e14c8b9b72/
>>147600395
i want this meme to end
>>147600510
>CG's dream
>>147600447
I'm on Sargatanas, but I'm waiting in queue for Lv. 50 at the moment. I'm gonna pray to RNGesus that we get paired up.
>>147600424
i dunno for how long
i mentioned a fantasia in linkshell chat (not even that i was gonna use one because i had no intention of doing so) and someone sent me a code for one
sooooo i decided to go back to my catman because at that point i had to use it
>>147600587
Yolo, I just got into one.
i want to raid but im on balmung and don't wanna leave kill meee
>>147600647
Dang. I'm #10 on the role waiting list. Rest In Pepperoni.
>>147600662
>he doesn't raid on Balmung
>>147600463
>unmatched tier
>throws it into the disposal
you didn't
>>147600626
Well, you should consider switching back soon, because the au ra is definitely better lookingthose eyes
I could transfer but MUH HOUSE
>>147600834
He can't do anything, he's banned in-game.
>>147599878
>tolan
literally who?
>>147600920
>>147600920
I hate seto neo vg ebin generation.
>run SV unsynced because i've wanted jambiyas for like a year
>get to boss, blow cooldowns before remembering that he flies at like 80% so i won't be able to kill him before he flies again because i'm a shitter
>meh i'll remember that for next time
>kill him and check the chest
>they finally FUCKING DROPPED
yay
>tfw i could beat up this entire thread irl
>>147600995
>>147601024
>expecting people to remember 4chan celebrities
:^)
>>147599946
>tfw nearly every one of your 50 roulettes is AK HM for some reason
And most of the tanks recently have been doing single pulls, too. Bleugh.
>>147600057{/pet}
>>147601109
>you still look like a dumpster fire
Congratulations on your acquisition.
>>147600758
lol yeah I did
>>147600908
Why?
>>147600834
what that other guy said, i'm banned for 9 days haha.
i think i'll probably stay cat for a little bit but i had no intentions of fanta'ing to one in the first place so who knowsAre you that catgirl I was talking to? what the HECK
>>147600057
why's it been so good?:^) /pet /pet /pet
>>147601314
Got reported for accidentally ERPing in public chat.
>>147600626
You want another one then to change back?
>>147601314
some autist had a meltdown
tantra chestwrap or dreadwyrm cyclas
>>147601314
Justice. People don't like him so they reported his epic for the win behavior.
>>147601156
<3
>>147601393
I get the impression that you know why.
>>147601145
honestly it's better for me if people forget who i am :)
>>147601425
>>147601398
Oooh, give me the deets.
>>147601374
Nerd, what did you do to get banned?
And no I'm not, I told you before that I liked the eyes on your Au Ra.
>>147601465
dreadwyrm cyclas
>>147601402
i didn't even want the first one you FUCK
i can afford my own fantasias holy shit dude stoppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
when i want to change back i'll grab one myself j e e z u s
>>147601514
some alt said somethign similar that's all
and uh i cursed a couple times in say chat and someone took the opportunity to report me hahaha
>>147601581
>hahahha
The damage control is real
>>147601514
>cutespeed joking around in say
>some autist has a meltdown decides NO 4CHAN ON MY BALMUNG and reports him
is basically what happened
>>147601581
My my, all this talk about behavior and suddenly you're the one getting banned!
How the tables have turned! You'd best behave yourself, young man.
>>147601710
this buttblasted response is why people report. no one cares about cuss words, getting some avatarfag banned is the best, especially autismbitchfacespeed.
>>147601581
Not like you turn up to raids anyway so it won't matter much will it
>>147601710
>someone saw an opportunity to troll and took it
Can't blame anyone. This is what happens when you fuck around on /xivg/ and do stupid shit in public chat.
>>147601710
>implying it wasn't one of his "friends"
NEVER play with vg
>>147601710
so butthurt
Anyone want to help a destitute homeless fellow out? Eorzean Map for 500k onBalmung
>>147601581
I have no idea how can people even report you for swearing
You could argue with SE that there is a built-in profanity filter and the only people that saw what you wrote had it disabled to get yourself unbanned
This game is 16+ and ban for swearing is just ridiculous
>>147601941
Learn 2 fish, Kid.
I have all settings on maximum
so why do the shadows under people's feet disappear and reappear only if I'm within a certain distance from them in places like the Quicksands of balmung?
>>147602000
PS3 limitations
>>147601972
you don't play this game and you don't know anything about it
shoo
>>147601941
farm eso for eikon mats
>>147601710
>muh poor avatarfag
>>147601974
I break rocks. I don't fish.
>>147601887
>>147601809
i literally never talked to godspeed and i'm not even on balmung
i think it's just a fucking retarded thing to do and i don't understand why people can't mind their own business and instead spends time going "haha i got that 4chan avatarposter real good"
like jesus christ that's pathetic
>>147601116
good night, my darlings
>>147601852
i have emergencies sometimes my guy it happens ya knowwwwwwwww
>>147601780
you're lucky you're not on Balmung and also that I'm banned
you're lucky about a combination of things for a combination of reasons....
>>147601972
nah, email i got even says it's intended for 13+
i really don't mind. people here care a lot more than i do about all this, i'll just wait it out.
it gave me a reason to upgrade my pc and i've been dicking around in other games so no skress. a bit bored though
>>147602054
I do this, but my preferred method is currently being shit on by RareEX for switching grand companies.
>>147601109
>>147601209
Don't listen to him. I like it! Looks just fine.
>>147601581
Your posts are so trash, Speedo,I think I might have gotten cancer from just two of them.Your lizard looks great tho. Good stuff.
>>147602136
get fucked lmao
>>147602136
G'night, nerd.
And why am I lucky?
>>147597983
all the fucking time and it weirds me out.
>>147602136
>Somtimes
More like, every time.
>>147602220
i'm sure you can think of some reasons
>>147602159
who the fuck
bye tho i'm going 4 real now
>>147602159
You still afuta?
>>147597983
Not really, then again I don't hang out in ul'dah
>>147601972
Teen is 13+. In the context he was insulting someone else, even if the other party knew it was a joke a third party would not. Normally a GM would tell you to get the insulted party to file the report, so I'm guessing this was a third strike of sorts for Fagspeed. They don't hand out even temporary bans for using profanity in public on your first offense.
Morning c@post
>>147602136
It's pretty dumb if one region has 16+ and the other has 13+
Still a shitty situation
>>147602330
>spamming moonrunes didn't work
>making an alt and complaining to his fc leader didn't work
>spreading lies to his friends didn't work
>taking a shit on a printout of his character didn't work
>trying to get vjamal to drop dirt on him didn't work
>spamming his commissions didn't work
>spamming other people's commissions didn't work
>spamming three year old 4chan posts didn't work
>"m-maybe I'll use form posts this time! yeal that'll get 'em!"
Sorry my man. He is here to stay. You are wasting your time.
>>147602128
I'd never fight mattyice67, he's clearly got nothing to lose.
>>147602249
Can't think of a single thing. Unless you're not man enough to say it! <3
This is downright ridiculous.
>>147602108
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BqF3yC1Spw
>>147602409
Bro, your face is pissing me off. I see that you are only a 2 star amateur. Prepare to be destroyed.
>>147602418
He'd pump your puss with so much bought gil you'd explode
>>147602531
I wish someone would pump my cat with so much stuff she'd explode...
>>147602476
>>147602108
LEAVE GODSPEED ALONE
>>147602521
Oh god why did I sign up for this Rauhban's camping outside my house waiting to biff me in the snoot already
>>147602476
cringey af desu
Now we're done with that snowy giraffe shit hole, can we go save Alah Mihgo now?
I don't like anyone here.
>>147602567
that can be arranged. we'll kidnap your entire family and pump you full of ceruleum and blow them all up.
>>147602661
I want more dark knight adventures with Sid and his waifu.
>>147602667
I like anon.
>>147602661Soon
Idyllshire is a shithole and I'm tired of having to be here.
>>147602647
that's the point, that's how that fagspeed cockmongler sounds.
>>147602691
is that why you've been so moody and distant since Friday?
>>147602661
I'm going to thoroughly enjoy liberating the shit out of the rock-eaters with waterwheel friendship power.
>>147602667
I used to like some people here.
Then they backstabbed me and left me for dead. Never again is now.
What's the comfiest orchestrian track? I have Apologies for now, and Sohr Khai is pretty comfy, but not relaxing enough.
>>147592410
god forbid someone doesn't force their character for 2 minutes
>>147602531
Lewd, dewd.
>>147602661
I want to say yes, but I don't want to deal with all the new Highlander faggots.
>>147602701
>ywn tousle his soft, fluffy hair then plunge into the nearest pack of mobs before he can react
Time for the noose.
>>147602845
must have confused with someone else who sounds similar
>>147602881
The great gulbal library theme
>>147602898
I bet you love it, slut.
>>147602881
Fiend.
>>147595010
but his lala is the worst lala to ever lala
>>147602701
the DRK story would have been a lot better if sidurgu didn't exist
we already had the only mentor we ever need. maybe they'll redeem the DRK questline in 4.0 and have our darkside manifest once more and kill him off.
>>147602881
Gubal Library
>>147602881
Twilight over Thanalan and Ink Long Dry
>>147602881
twilight over thanalan desu
>>147602968
lies aren't true
>>147602881
dark vows
if you want to get in the mood to go beat something up, hubris or tumbling down
>>147602159
i handle rude criticism well, but thanks for the compliment!
>>147602949
I don't need gil, though. I need other things.
>>147602673
...server?
guys help me get rich please
>>147602908
>new highlander
No one will fanta to Highlander just because of a fucking new area. Gonna stay lizards and cats until a new faggy ERP race emerges. Probably gonna be Viera because that is literally the worst fucking choice and it will happen because so many faggots play this game.
>>147602691
>and i think some cunt betrayed me
welcome to the club
>>147603075
name a better choice than viera
you're going to try, but you will fail, probably with a meme answer you know doesn't belong in the game.
>>147603063
A dicking is what you need
>>147603120
Bangaa
>thinking viera belong in the game
>>147602940
>>147602982
Gubal is great, definitely gonna grab that.
>>147602991
>>147602996
Twilight over Thanalan is also great, will grab both.
>>147602957
WHAT IS IT LIKE
>>147603038
Both those themes are great from ST, Dark Vows is on my list here, thanks.
>>147602996
is thisseraph
>>147603232
YOU LET IT INSIDE
>>147603143
Are you sure? I like being pure.
>>147603179
>wanting an ivalice beastman
sorry there's the first meme answer. if we had gotten ivalice races from day 1 instead of vana'diel crap, maybe. but as it stands now? something like that would look horribly out of place.
we should have gotten humes, moogles, bangaa, viera, and nu mou. but we didn't, and the ones that are like miles apart from humans just aren't happening.
i moved on, you can too.
>>147603259
TURN AWAY, DISOBEY
>>147603120
Tell me what fucking place Viera would have in Ala Mhigan related content?
New race will probably be Garlean.
>>147603285
you were a faggot catboy. you're not pure
>>147602251
You still abaka?
>>147602364
Jamal?
>>147603038
I think you need to rework your idea of critisism, because he was just being meme-mean.
>>147602661
>done
>>147603327
Yeah man, because Au Ra were totally integral to Ishgard and Heavensward. Not from Othard or anything! No sir!
>>147603232
Now I know the Truth
is also a nice song
>>147603314
>miqo'te wearing bunny ears
There's your Viera.
At least Bangaa would be interesting.
I just want the next race to be cute bird people that can fly without a mount. But that would never happen because having racial abilities, even if they don't affect game balance at all, is too much of a departure from the status quo.
>>147603119
>>147603348
I'm not from Balmeme like you and I've never ERPed, so I am!
>>147603380
ugly
>>147603251
nope itstolan
>>147602578
Okay.Who else read this post in Chris Crocker's voice?
>>147603120
Not them, but apparently the yuke would be an interesting choice. Seeq, too, but I doubt SE would put in a pigman race because it isn't ERP-friendly.Unless there are enough people into being raped by them, which is likely.
>>147603380
That doesn't answer my question
>>147603327
we aren't getting a new race
>>147603393
>Garlean city-state with extremely xenophobic furries running around in it
Makes perfect sense.
can anyone bake me a cake in the shape of a diaper
>>147603120
We aren't getting a new race.
>>147603327
>Hyur with a third eye and lack of customization because they're all Aryan. Not to mention that Garleans are a rarity.
>>147603038
>>147602996
>>147602991
>>147602982
>>147602940
The Warrens is a good pick too.
>>147603420
literally will not ever happen nor should it
they had the chance to break the mold of human races but they chose not to.
it should be obvious by now that if something doesn't have a mostly human face or head, it's not going to be a playable race in this game.
>>147603507
there's like 1 au ra in ishgard and it's fuckin sidurgu, dude. are you even trying?
>>147603432
>bird people that fly without mounts
No such race exists in the history of Final Fantasy. Go play Aion.
>>147603432
>Why does the winged race get to instantly fly when they jump!
>"Mount" is just a picture of wings you need to cast to fly like a mount
>Why does the winged race get to fly without a mount, I want to fly too!
>New fake wings "Mount" that lets everyone else fly
>>147603446
unf
>tfw want to mine some 56+ lvl bullshit
>tfw have to do retarded MQL to unlock content
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>147603571
http://finalfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Aegyl
you're wrong about them not existing but despite this the idea of a "auto flying" race is fucking dumb. glued on icarus wings aren't really even cool, i'll take something more akin to a harpie, but we already know that won't happen in this game, for better or worse.
>>147603571
Au Ra were new. Besides, this game needs more original content and less "it's only cool because we took it from somewhere else" references. I hate that this game feels like fan fiction sometimes.
>>147603570
>1 au ra in Ishgard
Beside the point. Viera are XENOPHOBIC. At least Raen aren't. Viera males do not exist, either.
The only way Viera can be introduced is by making them native to another place outside of Eorzea. It could either be Thavnair or Illsabard (the continent Garlemald is in, which the devs hinted to be Ivalice-inspired)
>furfags btfo their shitvalice races will never be
I just got my BTN to 60. How should I go about gearing up? I'm still running lvl 55ish stuff.
>>147603742
these were drafted for THIS VERY GAME
>>147603719
>http://finalfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Aegyl
>revenant wings
Goddamnit, I knew there'd be some obscure shit after I said that.
>>147603790
Gear up with higher level gear.
>>147603735
>Besides, this game needs more original content and less "it's only cool because we took it from somewhere else" references. I hate that this game feels like fan fiction sometimes.
I'm glad i'm not the only one. I've never really seen a main Final Fantasy game fanservice so hard. It's ridiculous and feels like FFXIV has no originality thanks to Yoshi-P.
What's it like to be so thirsty for a girl you consider changing servers to be with her then get buttblasted when you find out she's eb'd, shitposting whenever she posts?
>>147603821
and shut the fuck down, for this very game
>>147603821
>was dropped
Someone made some nice doodles. Whoopdee-fucking-doo. There's a reason it was abandoned in place of something else.
>>147603840
dang, I didn't even think of that
>>147603851
the words of someone who wasn't around for 1.0 when they were trying their damnedest to make a sequel to FFXI minus anything fun or iconic about that game, mostly being the jobs.
>>147603915
>>147603924
it was in response to viera males 'not existing'
you know male mithra 'didn't exist' either, and you saw how that turned out.
>>147603915
>>147603924
>Someone made some nice doodles. Whoopdee-fucking-doo.
>>147603975
>male mithra didn't exist
>a race made exclusively for FFXI that never appeared in another game
Viera appeared in other games. All female.
>>147603975
What? Hydaelyn's concept was so far from Vana'diel aside from the playable races.
Besides, it was supposed to be a successor in the first place, so of course the gameplay would be more similar.
>>147603878
>vaguepost
Go on.
>>147604057
Better idea than Viera.
The next race will be talking magitek cars, dunno why you guys are even arguing about this.
>>147604157
>Better idea than Viera
>>147603975
>Implying 1.23 jobs weren't fun
If only they improved 1.23's system for 2.0 but nope.
>>147604221
If you're going to try and make Viera seem appealing with lewd shit could you at least post GOOD lewd shit? This looks fucking terrible.
>>147604221
gross furfag
you gay ass niggas actually want franbunny to post in our general?
>>147604295
yes please
>>147604286
Pretty sure they're referring to the period before jobs even existed.
>>147604294
>>147604393
Better but still C- at best.
>>147604295
>gross furfag
>has less hair than a miqote
lel
>>147604221
>people with bunnyears
boring
>>147604502
>people with cat ears
boring
>>147604502
>>147604439
>>147604295
>>147604294
>>147604157
>catslut damage control of ebin proportion
>theres people right here right now who believe they didn't just implemented aura because the expac was dragon vs dragoon related
>aura look like dragons regardless of lore
>they don't fit in ishgard
>they don't fit in any other of the 3 capital cities
>theres almost no aura in mordhona even though the doman refugees are settling there
>same thing for idleshire
>lore wise they should be hunted down since early quests show you how voidsents ruin everything
>certain jobs like the gridanian WHMs do nothing but get the world rid of voidsents
>>147604446
are all sick fetishists in denial?
pedo babyfuckers deny being pedos when they like lala, erpers and futas deny being faggots.
>>147604695
It's the same people that whiteknight Mado
>>147604637
>>147604502
>people with ears
boring
>>147604643
au ra are as much voidsent as miqo'te are lions.
Just because Au Ra trace their ancestry back to voidsent rather than dragonkin doesn't mean they're like, half demons, anon.
>>147604294
I think a big thing people overlook is how the ears will clip like crazy, just like cat ears and Au ra horns. Not to mention the forced high heels they have built into their feet
>>147604752
>people
boring
>>147604806
daddy.. >///<
>>147604740
>tfw you will never be an ebin's white knight and sweep them off their feet
>>147604637
did i say they werent, butthurt waifufriend?
>furfags getting BEE TEE EFF OHHHHHHHH
>>147604791
The ears aren't much of a problem for most gear because where the ears are attached is basically the same as where it's attached on a Miqo'te.
Their main issue is the feet however, although it's not much of a problem imo. They just need to double the heel length all races have right now for them.
>>147604769
>au ra are as much voidsent as miqo'te are lions.
But miqo'te are actually inspired in felines, thats why they can have lion tails. There was absolutely nothing that points out that miqo'te are exclusively housecats.
Meanwhile aura were inspired by the already ingame succubi and they wanted to go with a demonic/voidsent race and yet they look more like dragon people than actual demons.
>>147604791
>"ears will clip like crazy"
>au ra horns stick out of everything
>the image in your post clearly shows a helmet with ears sticking straight up out of it
Looks pretty easy to me. Hell, they'd have an easier time making that look convincing than the downright pathetic "ear extensions" they add to headgear worn by eleven.
I'll give you that the feet thing is a legitimate problem they would likely iron out by only altering sandal-type footwear, but since I don't have a foot fetish or care much about player characters' feet I would probably not think about it much.
>decide to level cocking
>have to get like 30 items for one recipe
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE i don't want to suck ixal's cocks for a month.
>>147605080
just buy a levekit for cul
>>147604806
daddy \o/
>>147604179
Next race is going to be a giant disembodied hand that only has one move: /pet
>everyone discussing viera as I'm going to bed
>>147605080
>cocking
A-Anon..
>>147605131
it seems a single leveling meal is 10k or some shit like that, how many fucking millions do i have to have
>>147605145
>not a giant disembodied head that only has one move: /nod
Midlander looking for a good time
>>147605145
settle down handlebars
>>147604806
Actual aryanmeme daddy
>>147605173
buying a complete levekit from a player is much cheaper
300-400k if you're on Balmung
>>147605080
>cocking
>>147605189
let me dream
>>147605080
>decide to level cooking
>decided to level a garbage craft
You deserve every bit of it.
>>147605186
midlanders are not sluts FUCK OFF
>>147605145
Well at least they'd be able to communicate with sign language. And the game already has giant disembodied robot hands.
I'm still terrified though.
>>147604806Hello father
>>147605186
do you like video games
>>147605186
Tomorrow night.
>>147605234
never saw people selling them and im too retarded to run around the city screaming that i want to buy it...
Why did no one tell me that WHM was sofun
>>147605567
holy shit lalas are fuck ugly when fully rendered
>>147605241
>>147605605
And you'll never get to touch it.
>>147605348
I guess that's what the emotes could be. I'd play it. I'd hang out in Idyllshire with it.
>>147605605
that top is way better for tummy to be honest
>>147605679
he's an imposter or he would have known to crop the proper location
>>147605567
I hate it so much!!
>>147605671
I'd mostly just run in terror. So much terror.
>>147605567
>Playing any other healer but WHM
Good taste.
>>147605595
She looks okay to me, but I can see why I suppose.
>>147605498
Up in Party Finder ALL THE TIME.
>>147605263
too bad
>>147605435
yeah
I play other stuff while I afk
>>147605485
hmm?
>Running Library
>on WAR, just ezmoding through things and chilling
>get to end boss
>suddenly the 3 other shitters can't grasp the concept of positioning or learn how to wordlessly stack on platforms
>wipe twice
>clear with 2 dead at .01%
Holy fuck I am so mad
>>147605679
>>147605715
>>147605756
thats not pre rendered, thats with ingame 1.0 graphics.
>>147605742You're right to be afraid, you know.It's coming for you.
>>147605842
I wasn't referring to that image, I meant the WHM one.
>>147605863
Times like these I'm glad I have BRD. For sustained fleeing.
>>147605828
Nice blog.
>tfw i want to get into roleplay but don't know anybody that does it besides ERP
>>147606130
NO
WAY
OUT
just ERP man! its the best
>>147605863
This is getting out ofhand
>>147604695
>are all sick fetishists in denial?
Yeah, they normally are. Some will even deny it to themself.
Not even 10 minutes in here and people are trading me water.
This is going to take some getting used to.
>>147606471
do NOT pet this lala
>>147606471
WOW that was uncalled for. I'll show yoAUGRRHGHH
>>147606603
>>147606603
>>147606603
Move along.
>>147606545
What the fuck? Did you throw that Salt on the ground or do you just take shitty screenshots?
>>147606562
I SHOULD HAVE LISTENED
>>147606665
smdh, i warned you
>>147606591
Oh god this actually made me lose my shit
haha
>>147605263
Agreed, friend.
>>147605186
What kind of good time?
I wear this gear because I am that confident in my heterosexuality.
>>147608285
The fact you are confidant in your heterosexuality means that you are not confident in your heterosexuality.
The fact that you need to say you're confident in your heterosexuality means that you are a huge, flaming homosexual, but this is really not surprising.