/utg/ - Undertale General

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nth for dancing spooder

Will anon hold my hand in marriage?

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nice

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>>147527041
I was Listening to Pinwheel's boss theme.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDo_HW-uH2I

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sans

xth for flowey

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Nth for bot and lizard

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>>147527041
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWqZY7BRF-o

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>so many contentfags gone
>threads oh so slower then in the olden days
>we will never again have a comfy Christmas/New Years eve like we did last year on /utg/

Its kinda depressing honestly, i hate allot of things about this general, but when the above dawned on me i got a bit teary eyed.

Asriel drinking your blood!

>>147530147
>implying that /utg/ will last until christmas

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free woshua

>>147530147
D-don't worry. We will be rejuvinated with the surprise release of Undertale DLC later this year.

>>147530267
>implying anyone can leave

>>147530147
I know it goes against 4chan conventions, but I've added people from here onto my steam. It makes me feel a lot more secure
Would you like to add me?

>>147530302
Was he ever in jail?

>>147530375
>Would you like to add me?

Not really, no.

>>147530307
nice fantasy.

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>>147530375
not that anon but I would add you

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So is this fnaf general 2.0

>>147530551
no, we dont get new games

>>147530551
More like 0.2

>>147530551
No, we're not as autistic as them, just more dedicated.
It's more like /ksg/ 2.0, or /mg/ 2.0.

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>>147530519
do you want me to post mine, or would you be okay posting yours?

>>147530397
>>147530519
Both of these images are hot

>>147530736
>>147530519
post both, i want to have your steam

So are we starting another mass suicide?

>>147530774
anon chara is gonna kill him, thats not very hot

Even after /utg/ dies, utg will stay united

>>147530786
Added

>>147530926
It is to me

>>147531005
oh right, i forget that you guys are nuts sometimes

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>>147529989
S-S-S-S-SSSSSS-SANS

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STUFF CHARA UNTIL SHE FUCKING EXPLODES

>>147531571
weird, i was just watching this
https://youtu.be/cp4fxe75810

xth for flowey

>>147531706
>41 seconds
I already know what video this is. I lost my sides every time

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>>147531641

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Sup /utg/, you guys having a good day? Take some art I guess

>Asgore
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmnFhIdVIAAQnYn.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmnFgTyVUAErguC.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CkRpQGUUUAEQNGi.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CkKj3pCUoAA90br.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CVgsib5UkAEdfCT.jpg:orig
>Undyne
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmnVb_xUkAAXA6Y.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmnJlX4UEAAhyIZ.jpg:orig
>Skeletons
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmnGS0hVIAUeQVk.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmnHbsIUkAEfFDq.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmnDepdVYAAVZZj.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cmm9BAiVMAAMygH.jpg:orig
>Burgerpants
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmnGUOtUcAAeZ8y.jpg:orig
>Toriel
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmnGVYjVYAAaSFu.jpg:orig
>Frisk
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmnGWT7VIAAiT4y.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmnJmNGUIAAgVJU.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmnJnl0VMAAlcr_.jpg:orig
>Mettaton
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmnQUtdVUAA8mLN.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmnSAisUsAAnu4t.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmmqirGUcAEvZII.jpg:orig
>Flowey
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmnVqC1VMAA0w3W.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmnVru8UsAA2TL2.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmnGExIVIAAUqOB.jpg:orig
>Nicepants
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmnJsvwVYAAQzLl.jpg:orig
>Frisk vs Chara
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmnLfhfUIAA0QoA.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmnLfhiVYAAUIXg.jpg:orig
>Fishlizard
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmnGMDkUMAE9L30.jpg:orig
>Storyshift
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmmzTCRUcAA48_z.jpg:orig

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Reminder to take care of your teeth /utg/

>>147532227
A useful post, sandwiched between memes.
Thank you

>>147532227
oh, i love the bg and nicepants arts
thanks, anon, really
you're great

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>>147532227
Thanks twitter anon.

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Void~

>>147532227
many thank

>>147532412
>meme
I'm literally the only one posting it. Brush and floss you disgusting SLOB.

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we dead yet?

>>147532227
oh my goodness thank you so much for these beautiful floweys

>>147533073
ye

welcome to rattle world

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>>147533073
/utg/ is like Schrödinger's cat in that we are both dead and alive until someone posts

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>>147533474
well it's about damn time, I was sick of wearing this skin suit

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCtSNAb6WoM

>>147531641
full?

>>147534273
>radix
>lyrical
Why would you do this

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>>147534273
Neat. Can't say lyrical adaptations are my cup of tea though.

>>147534432
I like it though...

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>>147534273
>singing

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>>147534273
Okay I'll admit I was skeptical but.

>Decent voice.

>Is actually pretty in-tune with the music compared to post people that do this shit.

>Lyrics that aren't retarded.

6/10

Granted he uses a sort of cover of the actual song I think but still.

>>147534929
Does everything float down there?

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>>147535001
Oh yes, they float.

>>147534273
that's actually pretty good
good job on that

Would you sing with your favourite undertale?

>>147535435
I don't thin she can sing
just like me

>>147534273
I prefer his mad dummy honestly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiKsPzUp_8E

If nothing else he nails the mad dummy voice at a few points.

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>>147535435
I'd just get in their way.

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>>147535435
I can't sing and I would be surprised if Asgore could but yeah I guess I would

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>>147535435
yeah

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>>147535435
>Singing with Sans
I'm smiling just thinking about it

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>>147534273
>Do you envy what ya see?

>I can tell ya do just by the face you made in front of me!

HE KNOWS

>>147535435
I'd start crying in embarrassment

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>>147535819
>Implying we all don't want to be as fabulous as this motherfucker

>>147536019
Nah I'm good.

>>147529773
I want to kill this goat.

>>147536019
the bot is my second least favorite desu

>>147536101
You think he doesn't know that? His draw is ready for you.

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>>147536101
*kiss

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>>147536087
>>147536161
Faggots

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Hey remember when Sans was actually an orc?

>>147536262
>>147536019
my version of homosexuality goes the opposite way desu

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>>147536019
>ywn be this fab
>>147536161
Who's no 1 least favorite?

>>147536262
Yeah wanna fight about it?

>>147536358
I'm not him, but if he's anything like me it would be (You).

>>147536358
Napstablook

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>>147536434

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>>147536554
>hating ghostbro
but why

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>>147536554
>your top 2 least favorites are my top 2 favorites
Awkward, but to each their own I guess.

>>147536673
Shut the fuck up Blook you never have anything interesting to say.

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>>147536723
YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP

>>147536673
Eff off dadfag, we know that's you.

>>147536835
No, the dadfag you're probably referring to is super easy to spot. He takes an extreme amount of personal offense at anything and everything said to him. It's quite amusing, really.

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>>147536835
I never claimed it wasn't, I do post more then Asgore you know.
>>147536964
what

>>147537021
Asgore is a doodoohead.

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>>147537084
>mfw

>>147536673
he serves no purpose in the story and I found him more annoying than funny/charming

i want to euthanize the goat boy, remove his skeleton, then begin tempering it with high intensity (fcc approved) flames. i will continue reheating and cooling while forging his bones into the shape of a 75mm-diameter dildo for my personal use. i will insert my custom goatboy skeleton cast-iron dildo (generously coated with ky jelly) into my rectum in the squatting position, sending me into orgasm

>>147537284
but his skeleton would turn to dust and fade away

>>147537281
I like his fight music and hes cute but I'll admit that of the major characters I care about him the least. Has good fanart though

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>>147537284
>75mm diameter dildo
I've got something better for you.

Good afternoon /utg/, I love you!

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>>147537651
hi cratie

>>147537605
Does it fire those 75mm dildos that the other Anon was talking about?

>>147537712
Hi!

>>147537721
Does Pzgr 39/42 count as a dildo for you?

>>147537651
whats your name again

>>147537814
how have you been? did you have a nice 4th of july?

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>>147537872
He's crateanon.

>>147537830
I'm told that anything is a dildo if you're brave enough.

I want to draw Mettaton, but I suk. Wat do?

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Shai'Hulud.

>>147538041
Here's what you do.
_______draw mettaton you fucking pleb, _________________________,__________________________________

>>147538153
wow i fucked that one up real bad

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>>147530946
Through dick, unity.

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>>147538041
Draw the metal bawkse, even I can manage that.

>>147537872
Well, /utg/ calls me "Crateanon"!

>>147537873
I've been good I think, we were all really tired so we didn't really do anything of our own, but spending it with /utg/ was nice! There was also a lot of fireworks being set off around our house so we went outside and looked at those too and it was good. Thank you for asking! How was yours?

>>147537978
no that doesnt sound right. who are you?

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>>147538376
I fell asleep watching fireworks through a window because it was 121F outside. It was pleasant.

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Why do I love him so much?

>>147538429
A random botfag.
>>147538527
Because he's cool.

This Crateanon autism is literally the biggest fucking cancer of this place, and if everyone who takes part in it (aka 1-2 people samefagging) would bite a bullet, this place would be better off.

>>147538326
But I want to draw the gay ass one.

>>147538637
box mode is sexier anyways

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>people worried that general will die
>100+ posts in 2 hours

This is your first general, isn't it?

Also have a shotegote.

>>147538625
no, that doesn't sound right either.

>>147538525
Ah, that sounds nice! I'm glad you had good time! And I hope you have a great day too!

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>>147538680
Indeed

>>147538748
>shotegote
thinly veiled chinkpost, and i recognize the filename format
fuck off

>>147538130
The spice must flow!

>>147538041
Draw a circle
Draw the rest of the Mettaton

>>147538748
>the general is better than other generals out there traffic wise
>therefore it cannot be dying

Maybe if you didnt come here last week you would be aware of the blatant difference in the amount of threads during the day we have and the amount of contentfags when compared to the past. Its dying slowly, but its dying.

Who are the worst posters in the thread now?
Botfags? Crateanon? Shotagoat posters? Dadfags? That one Charafag who pretends to be nice but really just brags about their girlfriend all the time? La epic /utg/ is dead posters?

>>147538920
I like the Asriel chink

>>147538130
>>147538957
Hey, Dunetale when?

>>147539080
It's (You)!
It's (You)...?
It's (You), anon.
Despite everything it's still (You).
Still just (You) anon.

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>>147538920
>i recognize the filename format
Am I getting fucking Barneyfag'd

>>147539086
>liking whores who want to suck on shota cock

leave

>>147539321
I wish I had those around when I was a shota

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>>147539283
>HOW DARE PEOPLE HAVE OPINIONS OF THEIR OWN!!! WHERE'S MY HUGBOX MMMMOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM

>>147539416
I wish I was a shota again

>>147539448
>>147539448
>>147539448
Have your (You)s.

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>>147539080
me

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>>147538920
>>147539315
Didn't notice it until he pointed it out but
>Those filenames
Are you going on fucking porn sites to save non-lewd images?

>>147539080
ur mom, cause she cant even suck on my balls without gagging

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>>147539595
something tells me this gets somebody somewhere off

>>147539682
>>147538920
samefag

>>147539080
Me.

>>147539759
Everything gets someone off, there are people who get boners hearing peoples stomachs growl.

>>147539785
>>147539682
Nice samefagging.

>>147538920
>>147539682
I dont get it,what's weird about the names

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>>147539682
>he doesn't go on pornsites to get SFW art
casual
>>147539929
>trying to meme your way out of being caught samefagging
gg

>>147539080
>shitpost constantly and no one ever calls me out on it since I don't start arguments or spam the thread with images

feels good

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>>147539759

>>147539983
>>147539929
>>147539785
Stop samefagging.

>>147540023
>shit post and start shit all the time but I don't give a fuck about people calling me out because its fucking 4chan
Feels better

>>147539023
Better cry about how you yourself are dying every day then I guess.

What happened to the anon who wanted to shave his legs? Did he post pics?

>>147540324
He's probably still here, and he didn't.

>>147539970
>e621 standalone image url addresses as filenames

>>147540324
Still here, haven't done it yet because I have found a good way to do it so it doesn't make a mess. And I'm still kind of scared that everyone will see.

>>147539080
Me. This place is my skinner box and my rat food is cute goat OC. I come here incessantly and normally end up bored or frustrated in the vague hope that I'd get more cute goat. And as the contentfags leave and this place dies, that OC becomes sparser and sparser until one day /utg/ dies and I shoot up a government building with a goat-engraved gun screaming and crying about how I don't have anything better to do.

>>147540556
>>147539682
>>147538920
How often do you have to jack off to know the url formats for not only porn sites, but the IMAGE URLs FOR PORN SITES

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>>147538041
Start from the hair. Use any mettaton pick you find good as reference to get started on how it's supposed to go. Don't worry if it's not perfect. Everyone has their own way of doing his hair. his face is fairly simple and you can do pretty much whatever you want with it. It can be a full on woman or very manly or something in between.

This ones pretty good. It's very simple with a unicolor hairstyle and the face is really cute while being simple with a big eye and a little nose. Typical for anime.

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>>147540675
>until one day /utg/ dies and I shoot up a government building with a goat-engraved gun screaming and crying about how I don't have anything better to do

Have you tried reading?

>>147540038
Being a vorefag myself I think you need to kill yourself.

>>147540694
>he can't automatically recognise the filename formats of 15 different sites

>>147540717
Oh, helpful advice! Thanks, I'll do my best.

>>147540623
http://doesitreallywork.org/nair-review/

http://doesitreallywork.org/veet-review/

My family uses both of these and recommend Nair to anyone trying to do hair removal. You just put it on where you want the hair removed, shower then rub the hair off . It's a coinflip for it they'll work well for you, but if they work they work extremely well. Veet apparently burns like the legions of hell though

>>147539080
Asrielle posters are always worst posters.

>>147540917
whats the matter anon
did that image not do it for ya

>>147540889
What do you mean?

>>147541090
Veet doesn't burn, it just stinks like an ancient turtle's anus.

>>147541090
use it on your butt

>>147541149
Yeah it's pretty garbage pls die.

Keep it on /d/ my man.

>>147541126
how can posters that dont exist any more be the worst posters now

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WE'RE DYING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWHPbWIFEXg

>>147540623
Just shave it. Use shaving cream and gentle aftershave. You will get razor burn anyway. Wear loose pants afterwards.

>>147541328
what is life but slowly dying?

>>147541328
anyone here played the newer Mystery Dungeons? I really liked the first and second ones but I heard the ones after that were pretty bad.

>>147541328
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ki0jg8sbLyc

>tfw I come here just to feed my need of cute goat pictures, post nothing, and leave

I'm sorry.

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>>147541328
NO. WE'RE STAYING ALIVE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_izvAbhExY

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>tfw finally managed to break free of this general
>tfw played the first game I legitimately enjoyed in months
>tfw things beginning to look good and I consider going out and changing my life
>tfw shit gets fucked
>tfw come back because I can never leave
feels bad man
at least my stash of food, hoodie and jogpants will never betray me
plus you guys are always here
i can at least pretend to have a social life

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>>147541328
>>147541764
and nothing remains except for our regrets
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XulvnXo6BJk

I want to seduce Papyrus!

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Finally got that update in. Not as much as I thought it was going to be, but I might've missed something. If I did, just shout into the void and I'll do my best to add any fics I missed.

What I've added

>“Underfell Mettacest” – (Mettaton/UF Mettaton, soul sex, AU, Underfell, lewd)
>“New Skin” Part 1 – (Anon stumbles into the Underground and gets transformed into a monster, I’d mark it as TF, but the TF isn’t for lewd purposes, a fish out of water type story and fluffy)
>“Soft Spots” – (Doogle fic, Asgore/Toriel, Asgore decides to exploit Toriel’s weak spot, tickling and fluff)
>“Bumps in the Night” NSFW – (Doogle fic, Asgore/Toriel, Asgore helps Toriel relieve some stress after a long day at work)
>“Hotdogs” – (Gore, Sans abuses Papyrus, Sans is a fucked up skeleton, Frisk’s skull is there (I think?), Papyrus has wings for some reason, I have no idea what’s going on in this)
>“The honeymoon suite” – (Anon/Toriel, Toriel and Anon consummate their marriage, lewd and fluff all in one)
>“Piece of Cake” – (Doogle fic, Asgore is picking out a cake, shortfic)
>“Shortcut” – (Doogle fic, How Paps got the car he was driving post-TP, shortfic)
>“Top of the World” – (Doogle fic, Alphys freaking out/nerdgasming about going onto an airplane, shortfic)
>“Braindead” – (Asriel/Frisk, There’s…there’s a lot of things happening here, I’ll just put a quote from the fic, "i am gaster and here to destroy you, asriel, becaues i am panicing and jelous of you and your massive cummies", It’s not really all that lewd but I’m gonna put it as nsfw because I don’t know where else to put it)

>>147541772
I play other games literally all of the time while browsing this and other generals. I just finished Stranger of Sword City a few days ago, and am a little over halfway through Divinity: Original Sin Enhanced Edition.

Don't worry so much about a social life. Take life one step at a time.

>>147541090
Whoa...I've never tried that before, but it sounds a lot easier than manual shaving. Thank you, I'll see if I can get some.

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>>147541692
me and you both, friend

>>147541509
Super Mystery Dungeon was fun, there's a few hiccups here and there (boss battles that are meant to teach you that yes, you MUST use items, a sudden enormous spike in difficulty with a dungeon that takes an hour to complete), but if you liked the previous games from a gameplay standpoint you should really enjoy this one. I thought the way you recruit new Pokemon was a major improvement over the previous games.

The story is a messy disappointment.

>>147542080
>tfw these fics

I pine for the good old days of writefaggotry,

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Pretty gote

>>147542080
Thanks for doing what you do, man.

That 'Hotdogs' story is just the MLP gore story 'Cupcakes' with the characters replaced.

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>>147542274
the loveliest!

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>>147542125
Just have a backup incase it doesn't work well on your hair. It may leave ugly patches behind that you'll need to shave off if they don't mesh with your hair.

>>147542080
these fics are beautiful

>>147542320
Okay, thanks. I never read that story so I had no idea. I appreciate you telling me.

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>>147542080
Thanks m80
you're doin god's work

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>>147541948
Papyrus seduces you!

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>>147541772
shit getting fucked is a natural part of life, man, try to roll with it

I always have a /utg/ tab open but have a ton of games, books, and movies I'm going through, what was the game you played?

>>147541241
Obviously not then.

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>>147542360
>>147542274

>>147542506
Glad you appreciate it, friendo.

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>>147542098
>>147542653
the reason it felt like an actual achievement was because ive been so unmotivated i cant even bring myself to enjoy anything, let alone video games which i enjoy most, i actually motivated myself to get out of bed and practically finish a game instead of dumping it as soon as a challenge comes up because im not motivated to get past it.
I was playing metal gear solid one for the record I can kind of understand why people recommend it so often now.

oh boy

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/677418

>>147542080
>“Braindead” – (Asriel/Frisk
And Asgore/Toriel, don't forget.
It is very integral to the story about love conquering all.

>>147543079
Of course, of course. I'm sorry. I'll fix that right away.

>>147543146
Fast and polite service, as expected of #1 superguy PasteBinAnon

>you will never engorge on shota scat cummies

it hurts

>>147543052
I think I've seen this in Korean before

>>147543239
>fast

I'm not too sure about that. I think I can be a bit poky to be honest, but I appreciate the compliments!

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>>147542080
>“Underfell Mettacest” – (Mettaton/UF Mettaton, soul sex, AU, Underfell, lewd)
Wasn't there gonna be a part 2?

>>147543374
naw the Koreans just love this AU a lot, I think it started here
http://sour-apple-studios.deviantart.com/art/Sans-Creepy-Advice-584878558

>>147543484
terrible

>>147543503
Oh! Yeah, you're not wrong. I don't know how I missed that. I'm on a roll today, I guess. I'll fix that. The second part hasn't been posted yet, has it?

>still no chara footworship fic

it hurts

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>>147543767
As far as I know it hasn't.

>>147543503
I hate mettaton but I must admit underfell mettaton just looks so huggable in particular.
But then again pretty much every other character does to so maybe it's the multiple arms that does it for me.

>>147543841
Okay good. Thanks.

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>>147543930
Yeah from all the AU designs Underfell MTT is probably one of the better ones.

>>147543930
Other way around for me. Love Mettaton, despise Underfell, but Underfell Mettaton is still cute.

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>>147544107
Papyrus, Asgore and Alpha Flowey are neat as well imo

>>147543819
Then write it

>>147544452
>Underfell Undyne is just Undyne, but POINTIER!!!

LAME

>>147543930
>>147544107
I don't get his design.
What's the logic behind it?

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>>147543052
what do

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>>147544915
Edge

UF!Mettaton is kind of a woobie, hence why he's crying often, but he's still an edgy mess.

>>147545360
Promise her, then turn the game off
She can't die if you don't allow anything to happen, right?

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it was technically still the 4th when i made this

>>147545480
What are the arms for then

>>147545735
Damn fine!

>>147545360
cry a lot

>>147545735
absolutely bootylicious
though now the idea of Ember or fuku using fireworks as dildos come to mind

>>147544435
>>147544107
>>147543930
>>147544915
>>147545480

Imagine him luring you in for a warm embrace with a gentle smile slowly hugging you adding each one of his arms to the embrace, pull you closer and closer, relaxing you with his strangely warm body, as he hugs you tighter and tighter and you continue you to relax, it's too late before you realise that he's taking your soul.

>>147546078
he's a fucking robot

nothing about a hug from him would be comfortable or warm

>>147545802
He can pleasure twice as many fans as canon!MTT

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>>147546163
true that

>>147545735
god bless the Queen

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>>147545802
To hold twice as many microphones!

>>147546163
Robots are warm, anon. Hug your computer.
Not really soft and comfy, though.

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>>147546163
Tbqh I just want a hug.
Pillows just don't do much for me anymore when I hug them unless I'm really tired or warm, when I get in my half awake state, I start half dreaming about hugging one of the characters, which is always nice and therapeutic.

>>147546374
ouch

>>147543052
This actually isn't that bad. I didn't find it scary but it's well made.
But I have know knowledge whatsoever of horrortale, does it get cringy later?

>>147546537
>Being this lonely
>Hugging body pillows
>Not hugging an anon

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>>147546537
Draw a sad face on a pillow and you too can hug Napstablook.

>>147546670
It's a work in progress and the creator is only working on comics, not the game in the future.

>>147546537
i'd hug you, anon

>>147546670
I shared it because I enjoyed it, no need for shame spoilers. The person behind the game/comics seems reasonable and I like their ideas, I'm curious to see where it goes.

I've mostly seen Asian fanart of the AU, I guess some of that qualifies as cringe.

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>Be at Anime Expo over the weekend.
>Bracing for an overwhelming number of cringy Undertale cosplay.
>While there were a few, most were passable and even more pretty damn good, with Mettaton being the most impressive on average.

The meetup was fun too, there was a lady Papyrus who I'd battle date any time. There was an adorable girl dressed as Muffet who kept swaying the way her sprite did.

Anyone else go?

>>147545995
Anon that is so dangerous

I already did the lava lamp

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>>147547119
obligatory

>>147547119
No, but I would pull up that Flowey's skirt

>>147547146
but they're made of fire
it'd be like a cum-tube

>>147547119
i was in both meetups as mettaton. it was hard to walk with the boots i purchased. i thought day 4 was a little less organized than day 2 but i thought they were both good overall.

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>>147546537
>>147546678
>>147546760
>>147546974

>>147547451
post cosplay pls

is utg alive yet

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>>147547451
post pics

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>>147547537

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>Anti-fontcest shitters crying about the antifontcest blog being driven off
>Expecting fontcest shitters not to fight back after shitting on them
Don't bite off more than you can chew, tumblr

>>147546537
>get heavy robe
>put it in the dryer and let it spin a while
>take a shower while the dryer runs
>dry off and drape the heated robe over naked body

feels amazing

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>>147547924
Fontcest is basically light saber duel sex though.

>>147548085
Apparently light saber duel sex makes kids sperg out in the tag. Apparently the antifontcest blog killed themselves because of the backlash.

>>147548267
>dumblr
>being surprised they spurg out over shit

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>>147547581
>>147547687
best one i took on my phone. sorry for shit quality and flipped details

>>147548364
I'm not surprised, just surprisingly entertained.

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What's a good dessert after burgers?

>>147548420
Where is the ass?

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>>147547692

>>147547924
I love that stupid video

also why not just block and savior fontcest blogs/tags goddamn I hate skeleton porn as much as the next person but you can't stop dumbass 14 year old fangirls from spewing out garbage

>>147548510
this

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>>147548420
8/10 glasses kinda bug me, no butt view.
>>147548476
A starfait

>>147548476
Ice cream, cake, pie, cookies, anything really.

>>147548583
>>147548510
they all wanted pictures of my legs instead. i think a few people did lift up my legs during the meetup.

>>147548476
Cinnamon rolls
i dont actually know, i just had some

>>147548727
ha, what a bunch of fags

>>147548727
You think someone lifted your legs? How would you not know, they're attached to you?

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>>147548727
>they lifted up my legs
Hot

>>147548476
Something to cancel out the fat

>>147548532
aww, thanks anon

>>147548537
Kids are dumb and gets upset when people fight back, and throws in suicide to get people feel sorry for them. What's new?

Also yeah, sr pelo is great, I love it when he just screams and pounds on the table.

>>147548985
>Something to cancel out the fat
a burg made out of anti-matter to annihilate the regular burg! Genius!

>>147549257
such a great picture

>>147542080
Just as a reminder to any Anons who've considered writing anything it's always worth it when people like PB Anon swoop on in and you see something you did listed on there, now immortalised in the pastebin for all eternity.

It's a feel like no other.

>>147549135
if they were gonna go full tumblr shitter they should have made an 'undertalefandomisproblematic' blog and accused a bunch of artists and writers of being incestuous pedophile sympathizers and that following/liking their work = enabling an abuser

>>147549680
I'm surprised they didn't do that yet

>>147549861
this desu
i wouldn't be surprised if they drove someone to depression and suicide because of literally nothing

>>147550007
Well, considering that Crybleat's just about to do that without any sort of organized bullying, I'd say that's not out of the question

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>>147535435
I can't sing, he probably can't, but it could be fun.

>>147550624
Final Fantasytale when

>>147550316
i really fucking hate fandoms when those kind of things happen
no one should feel or suffer like this
i always remember of the steve universe thing that happened
sometimes tumblerinas should just be dead, really
nothing justifies what they do

>>147550624
>filename
looks more like asriel then toriel

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Fluffy anons!

>>147550727
>nomura & toby
i hurt myself just typing this

>>147550915
They are back!

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gay

>>147551185
*s belong into a reeducation camp

>>147551061
belts and zippers au when

>>147546760
tfw you will never see napstablook in your bed asking to be snuggled.

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>>147551185
very gay

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>>147551380
Very very gay

>>147551105
Back? Where did they go, anon?

>>147551614
I don't know, I just haven#t seen any for some time.

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Needs more Boobie

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>>147551639
I see...

>>147551825
What happened to his question mark?

Also why is anongoat's face always so cute

>>147551894
Whoops...ehehe. All anons are cute.

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>>147551813

>>147552031
>All anons are cute.
END THIS FUCKING MEME ALREADY

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>>147552091
How about Booping the snoot?

>>147552282
It's not a meme if it's true, anon. I'm behind on memes anyways...last time I was on the thread, Asrielle was still a thing. What's new?

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>>147552584

>>147552729
It's not true because I'm ugly and I know most of these idiots are too. The hottest memes are The Undertale Fighting Game and Asrielle-chan I believe, I'm also not here often though.

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>>147553106
>asrielle-chan
REEEEEEEE GET OUT

>>147553190
I think she's kinda cute, don't be a homo.

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>>147553289
LEAVE NOW

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Gooooooooooddddd evening(?), /utg/!

I hope you're all having a spectacular Tuesday so far and that you're all doing your best to keep up the quality of the start of your week.

I love you all and I hope you have a wonderful end to your day

>>147553378
Hmmmmmmmmmmm I think I'll stay instead.

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>>147553386
HAH! It's actually Wednesday here.

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>>147552903
What about totally radical Goat mama?

>>147553386
Thanks spider. How's it going?

>>147553386
why are spiders so goddamn cute??

>>147553849
Because they're not real.