Dota 2 General - /d2g/

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first for /gsg/

>>147500898
Sure, I'll allow this.

>tfw you cum

>>147500898
Warcraft 4 confirmed for grand strategy.

>tfw someone cums inside you

>>147500898
why are there 4x games on there
is this some meme about paradox games that i dont get

Valvebro here. Just a heads up. We think that you guys should really consider killing yourselves.

We are currently experimenting with new ways to make you spend more money on our game but things aren't really going smoothly as they could be.

A certain someone keeps pushing the motion that we shouldn't delay Pitlord and that we should focus on fixing the fps issues that the latest patch broke instead of just putting more compendium goals for you guys to spend money on.

More immortals with broken particles, missing icons and incomplete game breaking cosmetics are what's on the table for discussion right now.

What do you guys think?

>>147500998
Am I the only one who sometimes doesnt orgasm when cumming?

Like I ejaculate but there is no pleasure or sense of release. I am left as horny as I started but unable to cum again to alleviate the horniness. Happens maybe 20% of the time and i only fap 3-4 times a week.

I am so totally done with this fucking shit, man.

This game is a mess of code hammered into itself and build upon a complete mesh of instable versions. Every patch that comes out breaks more shit than actually fixes it and every time now since 2014 there has been a 3-4 Hero FOTM trend that keeps cycling to make the game more casual friendly.

Valvo knows for a fact that they can leave the game for broken and dead for months on in and push compendium bullshitting up your asses that despite all crying, it will still be steam's #1 most played game, since the community is filled with literally shit eater shitlords.

They give zero response, they give zero shits about balance, zero shits about support, zero shits about actual improvement, zero shits about new content and zero shits about anything that isn't jewing kids out of their parent's credit cards.

This is why they can push eccentric and useless, despite really "cool", stuff into Steam like VULKAN Support, which probably costed a precious amount of time and resources to develop that still even raw content when Valvo could have used the fucking 60 million big ones that they jewed over from DOTA tournaments to fix the game instead.

Now just think if all the money that went into the whole VULKAN Support shit had went allocated into fixing and improving DOTA 2. What kind of game would we have right now.

But instead, we have this, broken, mashed, hammered piece of shit, because yeah, no matter what, YOU SHITSTAINS WILL KEEP EATING VALVO'S SHIT BY THE SPOON AND LOVE IT.

Fucking end your lives, seriously.

>>147500898
Yo bud can you help me out on what games give a similar feel to Civ5? Like the comfy feel that it gives and not the in-depth/hardcore feel.

>>147501165
are you trying to edge can happen if you try to stop your orgasm so you ejeculate but don't feel good

>>147501208
Stellaris if you don't want to learn too much. Vicky 2 if you want to comfiness of micromanaging every aspect of your nation.

>>147501043
image is from years ago, before /civ4xg/

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>playing international ranked
>win 3 times
>get 50 out of all of it
>one of the games we were getting thrashed but pulled togehter and somehow won
>get 5 mmr
>lose once when paired with retarded riki feeding on purpose, with no support, and a CK denying couriers because he was arguing with someone
>lose 35 mmr

WHAT THE FUCK WHY REEEE HOW IS THIS FAAAIR

>>147501074
>>147501175

>that guy that posts copypasta no one ever reads

What is the point? Is this what passes for a good use of time in sweden?

>>147501352
But that is good DOTA content right there.

>>147501352
Theyre autistic, just like the squireposter

>>147501449

No one reads posts with more than 4 lines anyway, let alone copy pasta.

>>147501208
Maybe try Warlock.

Its pretty comfy and nowhere near as hardcore because the AI is pants on head retarded.

You can also use your gold to make a huge army or just power up a few units and have an elite strikeforce.

You can also do quests and kill monsters for loot and shit

>spam TB a bit in unranked
>win all games
oh so it's the "do well in unranked, but mantain a 50% in ranked" episode?

Can I spam TB in ranked safely? What about safe/mid

Would this build be ok for Medusa?
>treads
>aquila
>dragon lance
cheap agi into some actual items

>>147501338
how much you win or lose is based on the average mmr differences

>>147501701
needs yasha too

>>147501701

>aquila
>on any hero

No.

>>147501539
depends on draft, you need something that lets you right click in peace like viper, spirit breaker or something

>>147501784

Ahriposter, why are you posting old hat meme images instead of your overwatch meme image?

>>147501773
Yasha doesnt build into anything Medusa wants, Manta is garbage and SnY is lackluster.

>>147501802
aquila is the best item in the game you nigger what are you talking about

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Why haven't you seriously considered killing yourselves, DOTARDS?

Honest and legit question here.

You've got nothing to look forward too in life and this game is completely in the shitter.

>6.88
>NC camps still can't draw first blood or get kill streaks

>>147501976
I don't have to kill myself because I'm white.

>>147501715
still bullshit, there was no way i could have won that game yet i lose just about everything i won from winning 3 games. total bs

>>147501921
>aquila is the best item in the game you nigger what are you talking about

BadMedallion is the slightly cheaper "I have no idea what I am doing" agility version of drums.

In short. The armor is inferior to medallion. The regen is inferior to medallion if you have more than about 30 int. The active is inferior. The utility is inferior. Most of what you might want BadMedallion for comes from the RoB.

Its really just how shit wraith band is.

>>147502030
do you build medallion on TB?

>>147502030
>be Wraith King
>never build Wraith bands

>>147502025
nope its simple math

how do i get past the problem of "I want to play this shitty game but i dont know what hero i want to play"

>>147502117
watch artour go to town with terrorblade and mimic his farming patterns

>>147502083

I build earlier treads on TB instead of wasting time on BadMedallion.

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>It's a 2k MMR shitters trying to theorycraft thread

Epic.

Even better than blog shitting.

I'm amazed you morons actually believe that what you say has any foundation or valid grounds to begin with.

Seriously just resume yourselves to your insignificance and stop talking about shit you have no clue about.

Seriously.

>>147502117
simple. just play juggernaut

>>147501976
Sydney?

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>>147502117
just play the game with the hero u want senpai xddd

>>147502180
You realize you can have - and need - both?

>>147502198
Fuck off brown dipshit, all you do is shitpost. Off yourself.

>>147502260
>You realize you can have - and need - both

What do you 'need' aquila for?

The aoe armor for earlier pushing is in the RoB. The mana regen bonus is in the RoB. No one stacks fucking RoAs, because they are actually quite delaying what should be your real item build.

I fought the drumshitters and I will fight the aquilashitters. Your goal is to get to carry status ASAP. Stop wasting time on these shitty 'mid game' items because you want to go all the way down the build path.

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>>147502260

Yeah, good luck winning those games in your 2k MMR bracket, kid.

I'm pretty sure all your theory crafting and "game knowledge" will definitely help you win when your team of russian or peruvian mongoloids start to feed left, right and center.

Oh but of course, then you can always fall back on this pseudo-intellect of yours and claim that the loss wasn't your fault, but your team's instead.

And this is why you keep losing over and over, it's always the team's fault, right.

Because how can you even lose you know this much about the game?
It's not even your fault you're in the 2k MMR bracket, it's the game's fault!

>>147502117
Pick random every game

I did it before buying the compendium and being forced to play heroes I don't like every single game trying to do quests and daily challenges.

>>147501976
Stop pretending to be Adelaide I know Adelaide and you're not them you are a bully and a loser.

Am I missing out on anything by not buying the compendium this year?

d2g, the shitskin containment general

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>>147502668
I'm not a bully not a loser though..

I'm just stating real facts.

Is maybe reality, too real for you?

>A cute pink pony girl will never call you a fag and tell you to choke on her dick

>>147502747

Being white

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>>147502757

/d2g/, a.k.a dee two geeeeeeee, has been le epik Reddit for a while, not exactly a containment general.

Be sure to (You) this, fellow gulaguite!!!!

It's pretty cool to post about blog stuff and why Volvo (lol) won't release more cosmetics for the wish-fulfillment you get when playing a game you keep on losing.

Better get my mom's credit card again, RIP in pepperonis wallet, lol!!!!

Here, have one of these really amazing le gulag OC images too.

LEL, can you gif me sum sniper tips kek?

>>147502747
you're missing 2 weeks worth of pseudo region lock

>>147501074
>>147501175
>>147502198
>>147502495
>>147502872

>this autistic swede

How is this real?

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>>147502747
Not really. Just some cosmetic shit and the disappointment that comes with every fireball drop and spin of the wheel.

I got 3 of these now from spinning the wheel.

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>>147502938
>swede

What now?

>>147502938
>mistaking a shitskin for a swedistani
get a doctor

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poopede le epic master mind drafter has to spam undying cancer in ranked match making to grind mmr on his 6k SMURF

you heard it right

le epic TI winner of ban first techies or techies tusk meme cheese strat is spamming braindead hero cancer to win virtual goy points

YOU CANT
C
A
N
N
O
T

MAKE THIS MATERIAL UP

>>147503168

Good post.

>>147503168
undying is such a bad hero in this meta, props to ppd for making it work

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post THAT webm

srry for outdated format

>>147503304

Bad post.

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>just played with a tinker scripter on my team
absolutely disgusting, shitstain obviously scripted up to 5k
>vacuumed up all the kills and farm with epic scripterinos
>still got fucking raped in endgame because not even blink scripts save you from chain scythes
Honestly felt good losing with that piece of trash on our team, cried the whole time.

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>>147503331
yeah fuck you too dude

>tfw my dad called me a cuck because im a right winger who watches anime and plays dota

sigh...
can someone explain this logic to me...
im NOT a cuck..

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>>147503304

>>147501539
TB can be offlane/safelane, depending on the enemy team's lineup. Pair TB with a stunner/sustain/initiator and it's good.

One of the most underhanded strat is Drow strat with TB. Get your Drow into a lane where she's guaranteed fast levels and then start mowing down towers @ 10 min mark. Just 5 man and mow down towers then reset every now and then. I've tried it a couple of times on ranked and it's pretty good.

>>147502938
>>147503009
>call out the swede
>he shitposts even harder

>>147503304
>>147503427

Don't you have a mosque to go to?

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>>147503304

Can we please have a cooldown indicator for Mirana's Aghs?

Currently there is absolutely no way to keep track of mirana's passive starstorm with aghanims; short of counting it out yourself (which in itself is also inaccurate).

This seems like an oversight by valve, as it's also incredibly simple to implement.

Considering you have no control over the application of the passive, being able to determine when it is and isn't ready, is extremely important in being able to use it effectively.

A simple buff icon to indicate the passive cooldown would be incredibly useful, make it easier on players, and help to hero to be played at a higher level.

>>147501976
>implying d2g aren't the direct beneficiaries of icefrogs continued campaign against individual skillcaps determining matches
The game isn't in the shitter for these people, more like they're in the midst of their goldenage.

>>147501318
>>147501518
I'll give Stellaris and Victoria 2. I kinda want a comfy feel when playing while also keeping up to the challenge so the game feels relaxing after a couple of ranked.

Missing Bloodseeker animation.

This post is for the sole purpose of bringing to the notice of the DOTA2 (Defense of the Ancients 2) developers, icefrog and also all active members of the DOTA 2 community, a minor but rather unmistakeable missing animation issue regarding the hero Bloodseeker. If I recall correctly, pre Reborn patch for the DOTA 2 client, bloodseeker had a separate "run" and "attack" animation whenever an enemy hero falls below 25% of his max health. The animation consisted of the one which was more prominently seen on the default set of bloodseeker where he would invert his dual blades when an enemy gets low health in contrast to the normal upturned blade stance. This issue is not only visually missing from the game but also poses a problem to custom set creators of the DOTA 2 community. I earnestly request the DOTA 2 developers to please look into this issue of the missing thirst "run" and "attack" animation of bloodseeker and re-enable it in subsequent patches to the DOTA 2 client. Thankyou.

Guys please stop reposting directly from Reddit it's demoralizing and not even funny ironically anymore

Templar Assassin's base attack range is now shorter than every melee hero.

Update 6.87:

Melee hero attack range increased from 128 to 150.

Templar Assassin Base Attack Range: 140

This means if you skill Refraction at level 1, as a majority of players do, you are actually at a range disadvantage if you are 1v1 mid against heroes like Magnus or Dragon Knight who you previously outranged from the start.

Just something to think about for people who play or want to play TA. Each level of Psi Blades increases your attack range by 60, up to a max of 240, and many high-level TA players will opt to skill Psi Blades first because they can effectively harass by shooting through creeps. (More than 41% of players skill Psi Blades at level 1).

>>147503534
>battletrance.webm

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>>147503516

Can we have a golden icon for golden riki immortal?

Title said it all. Both Golden Shadow Masquerade and Shadow Masquerade have similar custom icon.

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Dotards? Explain this shit or you'll get cucked by a Riki in your next game.

Can we be able to alt click our ping to show teammates that you aren't joking about lag?

Sometimes i spike to like 1k and teammates just go???

Can we be able to notify our team what our ping is?

Why do you vote for IO's arcana?

IO seems to be having an arcana as it's currently beating Invoker on the competition. If you voted for IO then why? I voted for IO because I just want to see how fucked up Valve is to design an arcana for a disco ball.

How do you get to 4k mmr?

Ancient Apparition is the only counter to regen.

I mean it would be nice to counter people like Alchemist, Timbersaw, Mek, Omni, etc.. without having to pick AA, am I right?

I mean shouldn't 1 item do this, without the need of a new hero? What about Rod of Atos?

EDIT: Remember it doesn't have to be a hard counter like AA, where it completely stops regen. It could be something as simple as 50% reduction or so on.

>>147503806
Yep that's a pos4 riki

>europe wakes up
>thread goes to shit

>>147503979
Play Abaddon as a carry.

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i don't like this, guys...

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>>147504051
Are you kidding me?

Look at all those DOTA 2 posts with actual and important content to be discussed.

You nerds don't improve the quality of these threads simply because you don't really want too.

Why are lycan wolves so weak

Why are enigma's idolons so weak

>>147503720
Stopped playing her after the visible refraction nerf
Now I spam PA

>>147504051
yeah i'm sure european neets are posting here at 10 am

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What hero(es) is/are cursed for you?

Mine are Bane and Sven, I get unbelievably horrible teammates whenever I pick them and have something around 30% winrates on them
Sad because I actually enjoyed playing them

>>147504216
Because when they were strong lycan could jungle from level 1 and push towers as gard as terrorblade.

>>147504395
Last I checked my winrate with crystal slut was like 18%

>>147504395
QoP and any hard carry.
I hate that the only thing I can play in ranked is a fucking mid that can constantly watch over his gaggle of retards and drop a free teamfight win out of his ass when needed. Lost 150 mmr today trying to play safelane. Will probably gain it all back tomorrow by picking Zeus and Windrunner.

>>147504426
They're still weak at level 4.

>>147504395
Dragon Knight and Templar Assassin. It's impossible, every time I pick them my team just goes full retard.
Every time.

>>147504545
how do you win as mid wind?

>>147504638
Mjolnir first.

>>147504673
>mjolnir
Maelstrom*
You get a bottle, phase, maelstrom, then blink, bkb, aghs in whatever order you need them in.
The game rarely lasts long enough for me to consider the mjolnir upgrade.

i havent played in 7 months what have i missed

>>147504395
Nyx Assassin, womehow I can't get any kills despite the burst and teammatez never follow on impales
i only got through him on allhero challenge by lucking out and getting carried

>>147504673
...

>>147504630
TA took me from 900 mmr to 2100 70% winrate during the int mids patch
Now she doesnt cut it anymore against axe timber
Sad times

>>147504517
You might be playing her wrong, a lot of people think she's a lane support or some shit.

>>147504545
I just stomped a really good tryhard mid who just could not carry his completely retarded team, felt bad. MM is truly fucked sometimes.

>>147504749
Went that exact build the other day, went from 7-0 to 7-5 and lost was against bloodseeker will retry

>>147504872
just ward his jungle and tp out bro

is bloodseeker good again i miss playing blood

>>147505232
He's actually a pretty good jungling position 4 especially if you have ranged carries to bloodrage and can shut down certain pubstompers like timber/slark before they start snowballing

hello?

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What went wrong
I was the NP

>>147505450
ah ok, i used to play him a lot 2013-2015 but havent touched him since he was aids that once patch thanks

>>147505868
You played the game

h-hey

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>>147505996
Hey!

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So is there a chance all of this will be worth more than 10$?

>>147506021
OUT OF TIME

>>147506056
Yes before the discount bundle
No after the discount bundle

>>147506056
but why

>>147506056
You can get a bit more if you sell them within the first few hours of them being marketable

>>147504395

AM

other team, always picks a fast push the second they see an AM, and i lose from draft, even with 14 min bfury

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>>147505868
>bloodstone bounty hunter
>still has his oov

nigga couldnt think of anything better to buy than a bloodstone, and you lost to this?
You lost because you didn't sprout the sven enough

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anyone want to play this game with me?

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>>147506230
gee maybe you shouldn't firstpick AM

>>147506258
add me im trash thoguh

http://www.dotabuff.com/players/46341784

>>147505868
>all these sub 500 gpm

>>147506332
>3k mmr
lul

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WHAT DO I BUILD ON JUGGERNAUT?

BATTLEFURY, MANTA THEN BLINK

S&Y BLINK DIFFUSAL?

>>147506326

i wish my teammates would counterpick their picks but they pick shit like doom or CM or shit that is useless against drow strats. its actually really frustrating losing from draft

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>>147506384
YOU DIDNT SAY THERE WAS A REQUIREMENT

>>147506417
>its actually really frustrating losing from draft

What's even worse is losing because the autist on your team won't shut up about the team losing at draft like it's some sort of fucking pro game where everyone is playing optimally

>>147506523

im not that type of player, i know when im beat. its just lame when people do it. if you pick a TB instead of AM, people generally don't care all too much and let you do your thing.

it just seems that AM is the biggest hero to hate.

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> go up against mid 2.5k higher mmr

> get raped

> feed mid

> get 5 games of low priority

IT LITERALLY MADE NO DIFFERENCE

WHY VALVE

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>>147506696
Rot in hell game-ruiner!

>>147506423
im not even him i just like laughing at people

>>147503569
Gyrocopter Aghs and Arc Warden ult too.

what went wrong

>>147506906
Your life choices.

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>20 million prize pool nearly.
This is actually stupid, How are we giving Valve 20 million but they can't release Pit Lord.

>>147506906
lack of agency, honestly

>>147506931
They're obviously waiting to release it at TI, like Techies
Also nobody really gives a fuck about Pit Lord, people only cared about Techies because of memes

>>147506986
it's not the point we barely get hero releases at all.

>>147507043
if i was valve, i'd release like 3 heroes at ti6, that would be ebin!!

>>147504395
windranger
doesn't matter how well I do with her, I WILL lose

>>147507043
Every new hero is exponentially harder to balance due to the complexity of the game and Valve's spaghetti code
Honestly wouldn't be surprised if Dota 2 is 'complete' after Pit Lord and maybe a designed-by-reddit hero in 2017

>>147506931
I like how they didnt give any stretch goals this year
actually i hate it fuck you valve

When is the next time secret plays? Is there anything before TI?

>>147507162
I notice this happening a lot even when playing against WRs
Like they're all hotshot and shit and get a lot of kills but there comes a point in the game where the enemy team just squashes her
I think it's because windrun just isn't that great and is easily countered with items and WR is bad at farming anything but heroes

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>>147506931
>How are we

Speak for yourself, shitstain.

I am going to have 12 years on my Steam account in just a few days this month and all the money I ever gave Valve was the 5€ it costed me to get the Half-Life CD key back in 2004 so that I could play CS 1.06 and DoD with my friends.

I have given Valve ZERO after that and all the games / items I have right now were obtained by taking from the system and profiting from it.
Also gifts from friends of course, but yeah, you get the picture. Stop including me in your brain dead reasoning in order to excuse yourself from being a literal retard for throwing money literally into the Jews pockets.

Valve is sure going to enjoy their vacations in Hawaii this year out of your pockets while you and all the rest of the retards here keep playing a broken, unbalanced, no new content and zero support game.

Keep eating Valve's shit by the spoon. You fucking morons.

how to play m'dusa?

>>147507356
>Lying to make friends.

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>>147507379
What?

I never even once did that.

I'm the most transparent person you'll ever meet, kid.

>>147507370
>aquila
>phase
>mael
>butterfly/bkb/skadi
>butterfly/bkb/skadi
>butterfly/bkb/skadi
>rapier
>rapier

>>147507370
Phase Boots
SnY
Bloodstone

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>tfw my soon to be 12 years steam account is the longest running steam account from anyone that still posts in these threads

You kids were probably still in kindergarden while I was already headshooting n00bs in CS 1.06

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>>147507704
>>147507473
We heard you the first time you garbo shitter.

>>147505868
>silver edge when a BH is on the enemy team

>>147507704
Mines from 2003
You're nothing kid

>>147507478
>no linkens

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>be safelane carry
>I have to initiate or my team will literally die without accomplishing anything
>if I initiate I will 100% die due to focus and my team will get 1 or 2 cleanup kills before scattering and getting picked off and losing another tower

Why does it always end up like this

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>>147507779
Don't you have another epic 3k MMR play to capture and post as a .webm that no one will care about or even reply?

Kill yourself.

>>147507817
Yeah, you're full of shit.

The only people that have accounts from 2003 are like 3 real life friends of mine, which actually got me to buy the Half life pack to begin with so that I could play with them.

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>>147507583
based

Second Soul Ring for 5k gold, still is Viable.

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>>147507993

I, the great Tribe Assyria, will hereby drop the knowledge bombs that update the roles of current heroes. These are objectively true for optimum dota playing.

>offlaners
There is no such thing as an offlaner. Only bad iron talon junglers

>new junglers
Beastmaster
Timbersaw
Centaur
Broodmother
Earthshaker
Huskar

>new supports
Kunkka
Riki
Weaver
Pudge

>new carries
Shadow Demon
Wisp
Lina max E build

That is all.

>>147507993
Nope, my steam is from november 2003, literally just after it launched. I was big into CS on the old WAN server browser before steam came out

Okay i've been out for a month , post recent lans and tourneys and who won please , fellow 4k gulagites .

>>147508168

Get lost, "fellow gulagite".

Epic. Like totally epic.

Better yet, go fuck yourself.

>>147506868
I'm convinced we're never going to have a way of checking cooldowns on the tempest double because icefrog wants to punish that autist on reddit that can't stop going on about it.

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I decided to quit Dota once, again. It just takes up way too much time and energy. Time and energy that could be spent positively on things like mountainbiking, hanging out with friends, reading books etc.

I like the game, but spending 45 minutes on 1 game and having to play at least 5 games a day to actually improve is not gonna work unless you're a highschool kid with too much time on your hands

>>147508305

Good post.

How is it possible to reach a level of autism where half the posts of d2g are yours and you don't even play the game. Really sad to think someone like this exists.

I honestly feel sorry for this guy.

>>147508228
Wow take it easy , schizo

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>>147508023

>>147508448
What's wrong with finding a way to get involved with a game even when you can't play it anymore?

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>>147508448
What autism?

I'm just having some laughs, retard.

But like, whatever.

Have you maybe ever thought about killing yourself though?

Your stupidity is a literal danger to humanity.

>>147507704
Ya well mine's 15 years old so suck my dick kid.

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>>147508748

Bullshit.

>>147508873
Nope, get suckin.

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great thread guys

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>>147509056
You're full of shit.

Steam wasn't even released 15 years ago.

Go try and fool someone else, retard.

>>147509246
It's the community's job to improve on the quality of the content they wish to discuss.

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How do we make her great again?

>>147509370
Isn't this that sniper chick from Overwatch?

>>147509370

Bigger ass

>>147503720
you should probably go psi blades level 1 all the time anyway

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Happy Freedom Day! (every day is Freedom Day)

>>147509330
hohoo someone's mad he's not the hot shit he thought he was!
Give me more tears please

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>>147509370
for her to sit on my face and make blademail not effect her spells

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dead fucking thread

How do you deal with axe early game as melee carry?

How do you deal with timbersaw early game as melee carry?

>tfw there is literally a 10/10 with qt as duck voice and behaviour sitting right next to me
jdimsa

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immortal 3's when?

>>147508873
the fuck is she wearing?

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>>147509370
Lucent beam cast animation to 0.3
Attack modifiers now work on her bounces, but as with the damage they are 35% less effective with each bounce.

>>147505868
Greedy lineup with no real support hero
no disables for sven (no hex at all on you or tinker)
Orchid with no worthwhile silence target

I'm not really sure what you were trying to do with your build, carry? split push build or disables would have been stronger

>>147509698
ducks arent cute

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>>147509709

Japanese fashion.

>>147509804
My phone autocorrects the f-word to something less offensive thank g*d

>>147508305
ASSFAGGOTS are just not worth wasting time on, honestly. The typical populace that inhabits these games are not just stupid but vile monstrosities. Specialization in these games is very skewed by that, picking high impact heroes is much more rewarding than playing """support""". The lure of """esports""" is nothing but a pipe dream to many but it is made in a fashion to entice kids into thinking that they can become some rock star. The horrendous balance patches which are simply put "nerf good heroes - buff bad heroes", gets very very tiring. Since its introduction match making algorithm has not been discussed by valve. When Valve introduced Dota modding people were ecstatic but we soon learned that new heroes were impossible to make, thus giving Valve control over new ideas for heroes. The casino style hero skins and gambling of underage teens is just unethical on Valve's part. A client which does not have any of these skins has not been made available, and mods which allowed such a practice became a banable offense.

It becomes harder and harder to defend Valve's practices.

>>147501784
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2ouNlfLPjs

>>147509652
>How do you deal with axe early game as melee carry?

Iron talon

>>147509989

Great post.

>>147507370
Phase/aquilla > preservance > yasha > radiance > manta > linkens > skadi

the pres/yasha could be delayed so you can get the radiance faster if needed

>>147510013
"I had clocked about 500 hours"

too bad you need 1000 minimum to even know your dick from your keyboard in this game

>>147504395
Sven, Earth Spirit, Omniknight

>>147510013
>4 year old video

>>147510013
There is a bit of valid criticism here but the majority seems to just be saltiness over mechanics not working how he personally would like them to or not working out in his favor.

>>147510013

>26 minute video from 2012

One of you esport streamcuckolds watch this and give a TL;DR. It's not like you have anything better to do.

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>its another ursa with aegis and boots dying twice episode

>>147510694
>streamcuckolds you have nothing better to do anyway
Rude
But not untrue

>>147510694
>abloobloo random elements
>abloobloo invoker is too hard

>>147510546
So? His criticism is on point, apart from some stuff that was actually fixed like the point about runes and the point about Rosh pit

from 4100mmr to 3800 in the last week.

My favourite games include:

0 7 sladar against necro solo off with not 1 point in sprint

0 6 meepo mid after enemy axe pick with not a single point in ult, because 'sven cleave me',

0 2 windranger with first item blink at 24 minutes with no damage items who jumped on a blame our enigma bandwagon because he was 0 6 in order to hide his shitness

1 7 pudge who kept blaming other teammates for getting in the way of his hooks

and the best part is, if i even dare breathe a word about their shitty team throwing plays, I get muted for days on end and i cant say shit.

Why do i keep playing with these autists instead of living my life

>>147511017
>Why do i keep playing with these autists instead of living my life

Because your life sucks

>>147510963
I didn't watch the whole video because I don't really want to sit through almost 30 minutes of something that could be extremely outdated and not apply to the current state of the game

What does he criticize that actually needs changing? I stopped watching at the random elements part. Lately this meta I haven't been feeling like losses come from RNG outside of the occasional 17% chance, and even then he isn't picked much

>>147510963
precious little of his criticisms are on point. Most is just whining.

>>147511017
Play stronger heroes, convince your team to actually pick properly or spam space making heroes

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>>147511017
i got an alche that didn't level acid spray against offlane TA and she had a 16 min desolater

and now im low priority because my internet fucked up

>abyssal blade is +10 damage for 6.4k gold

Why

>>147511685
Because it does other things?

>>147511685
That's pretty cheap for a bkb piercing stun and passivie bash chance

>>147511685
absolute crap in terms of value
9/10 times moonshard deal more damage if your hero got a good passive

>>147511845
it's not a damage item, it's utility

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>>147511685
>damage is the only factor to consider when deciding what items to get.

>>147511017

gulag isn't real you know

you just have to play better. your team mates not being able to play by the basics doesn't impact the game at all.
it's all about you.

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Nice game valve

>>147512006
the stun is not worth it

you only get it against anti-mage, storm,slark and any hero that have insane escape mechanisms, otherwise its just a stun.

>>147512153
It's a solid item on any strength carry or semi-carry especially if they naturally build blink.
The stun might not be worth it alone in some situations but it is of great value in itself and the stun isn't even all you're getting anyway.

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>>147512153
I mean you're partially right but for example: it was an offensive item for AM, now it's a defensive/hybrid, overall i build it over heart more often than not on AM and other heroes like jugg

>>147512148
nothing helps when your teammates shit in their pants and unwilling to defending towers anymore

i can't believe i actually listened to juicefags, his experiment can was a scam, statistically its impossible to carry an entire team, and lets say you absolutely did carry them and took 40 kills to your name it does not mean they will coordinate like human beings and follow you to places

>>147512148
Now that's just blatantly false.

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>>147512336
i know your feeling familia, once you get a 9k or higher behavior score it gets better, desu, thats when people will communicate and co-operate, as well as people focusing on drafting more than "ME MIDOR ME FEED"

>>147512336
>>147512370

really?
noo it's just 5v5 you can outplay 2-3 bad team mates in this game easily.

>>147512426
>"ME MIDOR ME FEED"
Had this yesterday. Some guy picks pugna mid against tinker and asks for 2 tangoes. I was expecting him to get dumpstered like most people that ask for tangoes. But instead he carried our asses.
please like, share and subscribe

>>147512426
i have a shit attitude and i like it
if someone play like a nigger,not buying wards or reads the map i criticize him because i have free speech and i can say whatever i want

>>147512280
so if you skip it for heart what damage item you get to compensate for the damage lost from last patch?

or do you get another slight tankiness + more damage to suppliment the abbysal?

>>147512573
pugna kinda really dumspters him on every level tho, like the pugna can wail on his ass with the no-fun sign up and there's nothing he can do about it you got carried by someone who knows how the game works

>>147512153
the stun is extremely worth it its 30 second CD, pierces BKB and has a random chance bash tied to it.

Do you also think Hex isn't worth it?

>>147512596
I have a generally positive attitude and don't flame people or respond to flamers and while I do believe that gives me a slight edge over people like you in general I've also been jaded by many games and have come to realise that the game actually is just out of my hands because of the teammates I've been dealt more often than not.

>>147512573
>Some guy picks pugna mid against tinker
Pugna destroys tinker mid and tinker in general
>I was expecting him to get dumpstered like most people that ask for tangoes
you should always be giving mid tangoes

>>147512775
hex can be cast from distance so you don't need a blink to use it

that's the upside. bkb is overrated lategame everyone have forcestaffes anyway

>>147512640
honestly you have a lot of options, say for AM specifically, mkb/moonshard for a pure dps increase if you need it, butterfly if you're ahead against a right click heavy team. With a moonshard against any int heavy lineup makes for the easiest of one click rampages

>>147512950
So this is why games are all shit nowadays.

>>147512924
>>147512640
Also I should add here, blood thorn is actually extremely good on AM if the situation allows it. It also is a very good pickup on slark if you can fit it into your build

>>147512950
nate you might have a funny way of presenting yourself but as a person ur a boring cunt

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>>147512950
Deny yourself

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>>147513116
That's DOCTOR n8 to you!

>>147512924
i was thinking of assault cuiras fitting in to his cookie cutter build

BOT2
bfury
manta
abbysal
bfly
assault cuiras

this is my go-to pub stomping build right now
AC was there trying to emphaze his split pushing strenght 2 lanes at a time

>>147513027
i not really sure about this pickup
seems like you could at least ended the game right then and there if you could afford to get that item

i mean if youre in it just for the dps why not just get daed

>>147513162
you can be anything you want, its your birthday

>>147507704
>cs1.06

Kid can't even lie properly.

>>147513434
Good luck, man.
I hope you can find the courage to end it before things spiral so far down that you can't even manage to do that and have to suffer through an entire human lifespan with an existence like this.

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>enemy megas us after a slow and steady tilt
>enemy peruvian ursa: comend pls ty
>use my first report in half a year because why not
>get this
If it wasnt for people blogging about getting lpq for no reason i'd believe this is a placebo
absolutely based valve

hello good morning where is today's sheever

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>>147503737

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>>147503948
Reminder that if you voted for Wisp's arcana you are "literally" and unironically reddit.

>lose a won game because someone wants to 3 star their quest

Fuck valve

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>PLAY LO
>LOSE

NICE GAME DOTARDS

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>Muted for 24 hours
>Muted for 48 hours
>Lose 400 MMR in 1.5 weeks
>When Requeuing after a game it says 'cannot queue for matchmaking at this time'
>When restarting dota i click 'play dota' and it fizzles but does nothing, even after several client restarts it wont let me queue up even though matchmaking is up for other people
>matched constantly with retards and game throwers with boosted, bought and faggy accounts
>new faggots telling me to stop being toxic and dont say 'nigger'
>this game is becoming more and more like league of legends by the day

everything is telling me to fucking uninstall and never look back at this shit, i have no job, get average results in uni and literally $0.69 cents in savings at a 20 year old. My old roommate is taking overseas holidays, food, accommodation, tickets that he's all paid for and he only works part time while studying uni.

I keep comparing myself to people my age and i keep coming up short so i resort to this fucking game?

This game makes me want to cry. My life is literally shit and now my escape is as autistic as the rest of my life. But will I change? No, instead of waking up and looking and applying for jobs tomorrow i'll probably just prioritise loosing another 125 mmr.

Fuck dota and fuck life

>>147514226
>redditors
>willing or able to play IO
IO is a patrician hero not meant for the weakminded.

>>147514446

reddit loves him what are you talking about?

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>>147512950
>get matched with a brony type furry
>win
>get matched with a furfag proper
>lose
Dotaloids(dota+vocaloids)?

>>147514469
I wouldn't know because I don't browse reddit. The point still stands and frankly a bunch of shitters ironically liking IO wouldn't discourage an IO player anyway.

>>147514446
The reason why reddit votes for Wisp is because they just want to see what Valve will think of for the design. Not as if they are going to buy the arcana or play wisp.

Instead we could have the most extensive arcana yet.

It would also be bad jew sense from Valve to make an arcana for a hero that no one plays.

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>try to play dota again
>mexicans screaming in a language I don't understand and playing god awful
>pudge in every fucking game and does horrible
>disruptor fighting the andy mage for last hits
>pause, pause, pause
>THE GAME IS NOW SAFE TO LEAVE

well I don't know what I expected

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>>147513672
omniknight
or antimage imho :p

>>147514715
I'd be interested in seeing what Valve thinks of for wisp too. Anyone who pays for cosmetics in video games is an idiot anyway, reddit or otherwise.

>>147514743
>1k shitter
>complain

lmao

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>>147514743
I'll tell you a secret
it never gets better

>>147515000

I was 4k when I played lots :^)

>>147510013
I was interested because this guy has a lovely irish accent but i guess there are grating faggots all around the world. It's always small dick losers winging about 'fairness' in life and this guys tirade about RNG is so tiresome.

>>147515323
Everyone who complains about RNG in DotA don't understand the game.

>>147515419
t. Hearthstone pro

>>147500635
stop fucking with the OP

>>147514446
>IO is a patrician hero not meant for the weakminded.
io is much like rubick
fucking fedora tippers

>>147506056
you will never get as much as you payed, not even close. the best you can hope for is that one of those heros becomes retardedly OP like spectre did and their immortal gets up to like 10 bucks. this happens every year and people never learn

hello
extreme shitter here
what heroes build abyssal blade?
ty

>>147516512
It's quite situational desu

>Illidan streaming with VP hud and shit again
I swear he was using a different one the last time I watched him a while back.
F5 picked up by VP do you think?

>>147516512
Tinker

>>147516512
am
slark
ursa usually

others build this situationally

>>147506258
australia?

>>147516512
bear

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>>147507993

>>147516746
>F5 picked up by VP do you think?
I heard somewhere that Sneg likes Illidan so probably yes

When is Skywrath Mage going to be not shit
Probably the most neglected hero in the game right now

>Pick Skywrath Mage
>Die to literally anything within 3 seconds

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>0 (zero) ((none)) (((no))) cute snake heroes

What the fuck dotards

Why do you hate snek?

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>tfw you can't even throw the game by feeding enemy team and over 100 damage to legion.

And when you try to win you play with idiots.

>>147517750
Rhasta is cute!

>>147517819
>Feed the enemy team
>Fed enemes fuck up and die
>Suddenly allies can afford that one item they needed to win
ebin rubberband experience

>>147514370
I have similar feelings mate. Also have like 40% winrate past 6 months. Feels like the average skill level has dropped drastically.

>>147517819
>being such a shitter that you have 0 impact on the game one way or the other

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>>147517819
hi Nargo

>>147517749
>waah why do heroes have downsides and weaknesses
>>>/lolg/register/

>>147517749

I'd argue the most neglected hero in the game right now is Razor.

>play all pick
>team picks shit
>play random draft
>team drafts shit
>play captains mode
>the captain is shit

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>Solo queue
>Nobody picks support
>Pick IO
>Work my ass off supportan
>Follow CK around and keep him alive, get him kills, tp to safety, etc
>He carries hard as a result
>We win
>I finish 2-4-27
>He tips the Drow who finished 4-7-14

Why d2g? Just tell me why.

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>tfw valve is busy with the CuckS:GOyim drama (again) and won't release immortals ]|[ soon

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help guys, Im losing my mind
I am stuck at the axe quest with 35 blink calls
Then there is still the horror of the leshrac and WR quest
I think Im not gonna make it guys =(

>play 6 games of international ranked
>be the exact same mmr as when i started

f-a-m-i-l-y

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>counterpick as many enemy heroes as possible
>be nice to my team
>apologize for mistakes
>win

how was your day, /d2g/?

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What does /d2g/ think of Ulfsaar, the Ursa Warrior?

>>147519484
good for climbing mmr in the trench

>>147519484
he's a big bear

>>147518829
you forgot
>play captains mode
>teammates can't play heroes you draft them

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>>147519484

>>147517750
duza you fuck

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>be hard support
>enemy wards lane camp
>once you deward it, they spend their time trying to steal lane camp/gank you
>they relentlessly gank you when you try to ward
>they relentlessly focus you in team fights
>they still lose because they ignore your carries as they farm non-stop
>match is ending
>congratulate them on shutting down the enemy hard support
>they rage at you

Guys, u guys are like meme experts? What is the name of that sadfrog version where he is drawn pretty bad and he speaks like a kid

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>>147519484
He's a fucking cuck raising Syllabear's cubs. I bet he even lapped the cum out of his bearbitch's twat when the better bear was done.

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>>147520105
This one?

>>147520264
Nah the one where he drawn like he is slightly retarded and speaks with broken English

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>>147520352
This one doesn't speak anything

>>147520125
except sylla's bear is imaginary

>>147520393
Yeah that's the one I mean. What do you call those edits

>>147520395

Was* imaginary.

>>147520395
>mind is software
Glad people are finally accepting this.

Perfect Copy ≡ Original

>when you want to play bad slardar aka centaur warrunner but you know good slardar aka slardar is better than bad slardar

>>147520432

poo poo pee pee

No, this isn't a troll. Google it.

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>>147520395
*is fucking hot

I want Sylla's bear to fuck me.

who /CHOTTO MATTE/ here?

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>>147520871
ehhh????
kunkka-san desuka????

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>>147520592
Actually they are variations of this image, most of them are created on Ylilauta, the finnish imageboard
It's a pretty forced meme there but it has a fuckton of edits, and I mean fuckton

>>147520965
I wish I knew under what name to Google image search these

they're good stuff for shitposts

>>147521071
Try ''apu apustaja''