/d2g/

I'M
SO
FUCKIBG
BOOOORRED

nyx

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>tfw you have a quarry to settle

Can we get a thread with a non-meme OP?

>come home afteer 8 hours of train
>no good streams

JUST

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I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

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>NO ESPORT
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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>>147551210

>>147551352
Why do you keep posting this?

>>147551530
it is tradition.

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>>147551350
?

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Uh dotards?

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>>147551210
>tug masz kamieniołom do ułożenia

>pick offlane
>lose
I'm tired of this meme

>>147551740
>tightpussy.jpg

>>147551949
whats the point of solo offlane anymore

it's unwinnable

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>>147551740
Does anyone know her mmr

>>147552336
Most likely 3k shitter.

is oracle the only hero with cast time spells?

like not channeled, but casted wow style

you'd think they'd be more common

>>147552450
Windrunner's Powershot

>>147552919
thats charged tbqhfam

>>147553094
same as orcales retard

>Doom gets literally just a 5 second nerf to his ult
>Loses a solid 5% winrate and is never picked competitively

How

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>when your void builds MoM

>>147552450
Fortune's End and abilities like it ARE channeled.

>>147554180
>when you have a void
ftfy

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>specter doesn't haunt at 60 minutes in
>we lose the game because of this
>why tf would I haunt when I'm right next to them
>the fucking centaur went afk at like 50 minutes because he had to pick up his wife's son from juvie
I am the only constant.
I am the only constant.
I am the only constant.

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>>147554180
>when your void builds vlads manta blink

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who watching beesa?

Is undying still an early game monster guys?

>>147554756
Where @ faM?

>>147554427
>specter
What is this hero?

>>147554809
If he gets aghs at 12 minute mark, he'll also be a midgame monster

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>>147555090
if u want to watch ingame i got the ticket for u senpai

>>147552336
thats my gf dont post her again

>>147555201
don't have this piece of garbage installed sorry

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>tfw no gf that sits on your face while she plays dota

>>147555439
baldy

>>147555439
spoiler that shit

>>147555439
what the fuck is he thinking

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>there is a website you have to pay to get hero tutorials from 6.5k players
What's the point when I can just ask my friends on the d2g for tips? Best of all it's FREE

Quick 6k+ players how do I play the Arc Warden?

>>147556041
Ring of repick

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REV UP THOSE LOSSES

>>147556041
bottle boots aquila midas treads shadowblade and then situational items that allow you to pick off enemies, aka bloodthorne, mkb, mjollnir

>>147556041
watch lil when he strim

do things he does

>>147556041
There's literally like 10 6k+ good arc wardens m8 and none of them post here.

I'm sub 3k and apparently rank 2140th on the hero according to yasp.

Build midas>maelstrom>blink/bots>situational as a core.

>>147555439
JUST

>>147556360
>>147556041
Oh I forgot to mention you want to immediately upgrade the shadow blade into a silver edge

>>147556582
Yeah that sounds a bad idea unless you're up against a spectre or pa or someshit.

Buy a diffusal or something if you want a cheap powerspike after a pickoff item.

lil is good but not the be all and end all. Alex is probably more reliable at this point.

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Why the fuck is Dota not at GamesDoneQuick?

>>147556819
I'll admit I don't watch other wardens than lil
I personally love silver edge if only for the cooldown reduction on invisibility

>>147557145
He's the only high rated warden I see going it regularly.

Personally I don't like it, I find blink is a far more reliable initiation/escape item and you waste a lot of potential farm time with your double invis. An early maelstrom or BoTs to help you farm faster is almost a must on this hero due to his item dependance.

>>147557145
There are a HUGE amount of passive abilities that are disabled by silver edge's break. If you know what they are and you get good at the timing required to maximize the damage done by disabling it during a fight, then silver edge can be a pretty damn useful tool.

>dota 2 fitness stream
I didnt expect this to be a thing senpai.

How can i wathc NEL ingame??

>>147558272
Buy the ticket :^)
Mike needs the money since he's got another year of irrelevance ahead of him

I cant buy it.

I cant find the link

is this general dying

is dota dying in english-speaking countries

i remember hearing there are more players in ukraine alone than all of US and UK

>>147558549
I heard your dad's a cuck

>>147558549
dota has always been a dead game, newfag

>>147558808
there was a distinct phase right after TI3 where a ton of leaguefags and starcrumpfags switched over. dunno how many stayed. the players-in-game count jumped from 150k-average to like 500k-average during this.

>>147558549
i just hope dota dies games are meant to be played for fun.

>>147558978
Ignore flamers, never give up, try to motivate your team to keep trying even if all seems lost, and git gud.
Then dota will be fun.

>>147556453
I'm 64th Arc on yasp, that's how you know the ranking is bullshit. If you want to play this hero either go meal-blink-bots-mjol or lil's build.

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John Connor... it is time.

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>be me
>call other people niggers
>flame every member of a 4 stack
>bad manner pause
>flame the enemy
>bad manner GGs
>insult people in a stupid modification of their language (mostly portuguese)
>give commands to my team constantly, even when I'm doing awful calls
>give condescending advices to everyone
>spam pings, etc
>still 9000 good guy matchmaking points

W-What's going on?

>>147559538
Nothing, you're lying.

>>147559719
I'm not

>>147559538
I want to fuck chinatsu.

>>147559538
You're probably being really cute about it and everyone forgives you.

>>147559791
Then you're just overemphasizing, case closed.

>>147558549
Blame valve for being incompetent. Dota doesn't needs any kind of advertising
in CIS counties because everyone have been playing pirated wc3 and dota1 there. Dota for CIS kids it's like what COD for US and UK console kids.

Can't say the same about west. Lol advertising is insane in English speaking web. It's everywhere.
Dota? 1 or 2 trailers and some weird articles in newspapers like "shitskin from apfganokebabostan wins 6 gorrilions playing LMAO FUCKING WIDEYA GAMES LOSERS AHAHASHDHSADISKJFSAJFSA called dota 2". That's all.
Valve has horrible PR manager. Wait, do they even have one? Nobody communicates with community.
While in league they have dedicated team of people who talk with community, every fucking game-designer have done AMA for lol sublebbit(yeah yeah i know >reddit, but this site is popular, so it's one of the key points to communicate with fan-base there), meanwhile r/dota2 bitches about new icefraud interview for about a 4 years now and 0 response. Valve has this stupid company thing when it literally says "don't communicate with fanbase, it's easier just ignore everything, less hassle"

>>147558549

I'm liking watching streamcuckolds kill themselves with boredom by rehashing shitpost copypasta

I wish I was black

>>147560220
I wish I had terminal cancer

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>wisp might actually win
we did it reddit bros!!!!

>>147514370
Replying here because ded thread.

Dunno if you're still here but dude please leave 4chan and uninstall dota.

I'm saying this as honestly as I can and it's probably the most sincere advice you're gonna get here but just abandon everything that doesn't provide you with material / physical value until you get your life in order.

There are harsher times ahead of you and you'll just end up with regret and nothing but yourself to blame.

Just put in hard work. Everything good in life comes from effort. If you feel like you're having to put in more effort than others, its only because you probably slacked off earlier or at some point in life.

Uninstall. Give up your harmful habits. Work to get your shit together.

Life is not interchangeable. So don't fuck it up for useless shit.
You might be assuring yourself that there is still time, but it will be too late. Trust me.

I don't even care if this is pasta at this point. Just see hope you see this, anon.

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>>147560358

>>147550997
>another vandalized OP
wow congratulations !!

>>147560220
I wish I was Ritsu

>>147560220
I wish i was a cute dota girl

>>147560358
Wisp vs. Invoker
Reddit vs. Reddit
Reddit wins either way m8

i dont understand how dota has all these new updates and more players than ever and TI is moving along as always

and yet it feels like the game is dying

>>147560859
this whole thread is reddit anyway, just watch:

I HATE NIGGERS

>>147560358
What's so bad about wisp winning? Invoker has already shittions of cool hats that looks almost like arcanas. Wisp has 0 and doesn't even has proper model. Even particles athat he's made of are low quality. If they gonna do arcana for him, the this means that they could give him decent new particle/model.

>>147560859
When did every hero become reddit?

>>147560967

Because 4chan is dying. Literally the only boards without falling traffic are /sp/, /pol/, and /v/.

Reddit has won.

any wr qt pics

>>147561046
>give him decent new particle/model.
nice more particles for a floating ball that no one actually plays

>>>/reddit/

What heroes do you always get lucky with? Mine is CK. Almost every time I play him, I either end up being the only person to not be completely retarded or having a team that cooperates and has more than 1 good player, which is pretty rare in my shitter bracket. I win pretty much every game with him, even though I'm not good. I think I'm decent though.

>>147561046
i want a girl hero to win so i can buy that shit and play barbie by mix and matching the sets

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>>147561195
Good, I wish 4chan was as slow as it was back in 2006 when I first came here

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>>147556330
Bonus points for the abandon. Got a 24 hour ban for my trouble there. I'm super ok with it though, I'm a tliting retard right now and almost all my L's are my own fault, the only ones I can safely blame on others are the Normal skill ones I play with my retard friends.
>Grinding LP tonight with my 2 other friends in LP
Gon b gud

>>147560859
invoker is NOT reddit

>>147561027
can you grow up? It's not the 60s anymore christ

>>147561184
When reddit started having as much say in game balance as icefrog

what if heartstopper aura did pure damage

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>>147561437
Relevant

what if battle hunger pierced bkb

>>147561437
What if it had base 20 hp removal/s + 1% hp at level 4?

>>147561437
His mid lane is better

>>147561027
Can you stop with the hate speech?
Black people are as much capable as any white.

>>147561437
it would be worse against some heroes, better against others, and mostly the same in general.

>>147561669
doesn't work anymore

>>147561738
lol

what if silencer's ult couldn't be purged by any mean

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>tfw bark worse than bite

>>147561437
Just give him better base damage+animation and +10/15 ms. That's all he needs.

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>>147561738

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Dotards, I just wanna know one thing.

How do we fix Drow "The Walking Aura" Ranger?

>>147562496

Centaur treatment. Put the "ult" in regular stat gain and give her a new ultimate.

>>147562496
>Drow is picked
>Rest of team picks all ranged characters
>Harassing enemies out of lane becomes incredibly easy
>Win
What's to fix?

How come Pajkatt can just keep picking Sven? Is everyone too afraid to rat in high mmr or something?

>>147555439
Dyed blond hair with thick black eyebrows looks horrible. You should at least make your eyebrows lighter.

>>147562801
>harass enemy out of lane
>he goes jungle with iron talon and gets more farm and xp than the lanecucks
??

>>147563075
>Take tower
>Harass their jungle
>They still have no farm

So, I haven't played in 3 years.

One, my MMR is in the 1000's, is this going to haunt me forever?

Two, what are some good heroes right now that are easy to pick up and play, especially in the support/midlane role?

>>147560049
m8 you're way behind the time
they lost all the momentum they had in China from the WC3 days by making doto2 way too demanding on hardware on release

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>>147563245
we are dead best to play undying to become oe with the game

>>147554457
what do you want him to build? basher? fuck out of here shitter

>>147563245
Just make a new account

>>147562801
cm's aura helps mana-hungry allies in lane as well but it's not the only reason she's picked

point being that besides waifudrafting her with heroes like venge and windrunner or going full puppey and drafting memepush shit like chen, enigger, or BM, she's pretty mediocre and has been for a while. heroes being niche is good but she's been occupying the same niche for far too long

>>147563474
Solely for playing DotA? Alright.

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REVISED HERO CONCEPT v0.20

BlitzDota - the Meme Caster
a ranged int hero
--------------------
Str - 20 + 2.4
Agi - 14 + 1.4
Int - 22 + 2.9

Range - 450
Base Armor - 1
Base Dmg - 27 - 37
BAT - 1.85
Base MS - 305
Turn Rate - 0.90
--------------------

Q - Uncontrollable Giggling - Target Self

Blitz reduces himself into an uncontrollable fit of laughter. Stuns himself for 5 seconds. Is immune to all dmg for the first 1.5/2/2.5/3 sec of this ability - 75mana 12/11/10/9 cd

W - False Flag as Gay - Target Ally channeled (500 cast range)

Blitz pretends to be a giant homosexual faggot and rubs an allies' shoulders with mystic powers applying a Weak Purge and healing them for 20/35/50/65 hp per second (can be cast even if stunned). - 16mana/s 22 cd

E - Ask Purge for help - No Target

Blitz summons his friend Purge Gamer for 40 seconds - 100/125/150/175mana 80 cd

Purge - 550/600/650/700 HP -
4 armor, 295 ms, 1.9 BAT 200 AS
500 range, piercing dmg - 60/75/90/105 dmg
passive - Purge - the enemy feels depressed from missed cs and is Purged of all buffs

R - Open Eyes - Target Area

Blitz opens his eyes and fires a beam of pure energy at all enemies infront of him (1000 wide 2000 range). Instantly deals 450/600/750 bkb piercing pure dmg. Has a 2 sec channel period (can be cast even if stunned, but stunning during the channel period will still cancel the ult). - 150/225/350mana, 120 cd

**Aghs Upgrade** - Evian® Bottle

Blitz is granted an Evian® Bottle sized cock, granting him 50% cleave in 225 Aoe and increasing his attack range to 200. Every 20 attacks the Evian® Bottle unleashes a powerful spray in front of Blitz, stunning all enemies in a cone going 500 units out for 2 sec and applying a 35AS/MS slow for 6 seconds.

>>147563571
I don't think length of time occupying her niche is any reason to change it.
Why fix what aint broke?

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post useless items

ill start

>>147563775
uhh who is Morphling, the Morphling

>>147563775
Reminder that Atos would be viable if it made the targets ass larger.

>>147563434
NO DAMAGE
O

D
A
M
A
G
E

clq is a god

where's tiago?

>>147563775
>post useless items

Orchid
Abyssal Blade
Heart
Ring of Aquila
Mask of Madness
Pipe of Insight
Magic Wand
Dagon 2-5
Manta on all but 3 heroes

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It's over dotards. Even BTS has forsaken you.

>>147563726
judging by how recent hero reworks ie PL and void have went valvefrog seems to think spicing up how heroes are played is important

drow rework seems kinda inevitable although i cant see it being that drastic

>>147564273
you're actually retarded

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>>147564330
I hope they move on permanently. BTS has produced nothing of value ever, good riddance.

>>147563617
>not keeping your main account at low MMR on purpose for EZ quests and EZ skines

>>147564330
bts host a yearly(?) smash summit as well so this is nothing new

uh, what the fuck is going on guys?

the whole day I'm getting matched against russian stacks and getting sniper mids or such shite on my team

i haven't played for about a month, but still I'm about to get a full page of losses

hmm did I ooga?

>>147564330
they have a smash thing already, casual games are nothing new for them

>>147564649
Just play mid yourself, you shitter

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Hey...

>tfw wrecking
>tfw tilt during ranked

How do I deal with this? My current theory is to just play fun meme shit like Riki, to try to make sure the opponents are the ones who tilt. Of course I would eventually stop picking him, once my teammates aren't retarded. Thoughts?

>>147564819

but I wanna sit on offlane and scratch my balls, it used to work perfectly well

where the fuck are these russian tryhards coming from?

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>>147564926
hey

>>147564986
Then stop with that Iron Talon faggotry and git gud

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Hey!

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HEY!!!

>>147565284

Got any pics where you can see him balding?

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>>147564926
>>147565118
>>147565284
hey!

>>147563245
>play 1 game
>mexican disconnects immediately
>dr dies once, and then disconnects
>SB never goes mid even though the person he was having a bitchfit about going mid went top

Yeah, fuck this game, I remembered why I stopped playing.

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>>147565368

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>>147565368
I got a whole album of baldslacks

>>147563245

If you don't treasure your brain cells, then sure play at 1k.

Literally everyone is smurfing though.

answer me

do any of you still have fun playing dota

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>>147565770

How do you become less susceptible to baits from your own team? It happens to me constantly. I'll be running away from a gank with most of my hp, and then some flying dumbfuck es will blink into it and echo. I automatically assume that he sees shit that I don't and follow him.

>>147565770
winning is great
losing sucks
nothing surprising pedro

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turds

doturds :3

>>147550997
What hole is clockwerk using?

>>147565853

You're supposed to find out who the shitters are on your team within the first couple minutes, then ignore them until the end.

>>147566067
As a bonus, you need to identify the shitters on the enemy team, and bully them to submission

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even when im not playing dota, im constantly innovating new ways to dominate with terrorblade

think you stand a chance, well think again hombre

>>147566067
But they're all shitters.
WE ALL NEED SOMEBODY TO LEAN ON.

I've been playing bh lately and it's just not working out lads. I'm running around ganking everyone, building fast greaves n sheit, but it's just not working.

What do?

>>147566305

lean on the most farmed shitter

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When's Grant streaming?

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>>147567103
Grants dead

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>when you try your hardest but it wasn't enough to win the game

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>147567321
>and it feels like your life is sucked out of you after

>>147566014
the one he made

>>147554115
>axe's helix damage changed from physical to pure
>only a 15% damage buff
>winrate jumps 10%

All it takes is the small changes senpai

>>147566315
quick mek/greaves is often good but isn't always best choice, esp if your team won't push as 5/someone's already building them/you wont at a reasonable time

sometimes youre better off building other utility shit like solarcrest, lotus orb, linkens, pipe, etc., fuck even dagon5-eblade can work if you get them early enough and youre drowning in levels and track gold

>>147555159
He's right. Aghs Rush undying is legit. Especially with this 10 minute 5-manning meta

international mmr is the biggest joke with how little mmr everyone is, 4k players in 2k games along with vs 5 stacks sometimes

playing regular seems better match making

>>147567279
The Dr.Pepper caught up to him?

>>147567787
>/you wont at a reasonable time

*you wont buy them at a reasonable time

>>147556041
Support warden:
Arcanes-Midas-Mek-blink/force-hex

Max flux then spark, level mag field very last.

Sometimes I build gg greaves, or I disassemble arcanes to obtain aether lens.

Just focus on disabling enemies.

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People calling the NA region shitters, but NA has the most teams qualified than any other region (both EU, China, and SEA)

Before people complain, argue, or try and refute this, look at the three American flags on this list. Three great dota teams.

>>147568383
Secret is NA though.

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>tfw no sheever

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this psychopath is going to TI

watch yourselves around him

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>pick up dotard last summer
>calibrate at ~1.2k
>go full oogabooga at peruvian teammates every game
>eventually decide to stop feeling sorry for self and get gud

havent felt this good since a few years ago when i decided to hit the gym four days a week after realising i'd become a fat fucking slob. kept on losing weight, was still a fat fuck for over a year but seeing the progress and hitting milestones kept me motivated

anyway thanks for the motivation lads, dont forget to subscribe

Is it still optimal to skip reaper's scythe until level 9, or is it better to get it at 6 now?

>>147569550
Why is so butthurt?

>>147568693
then why didn't they go to the NA qualifiers?

>>147570019
because eg was in NA qualifiers

>>147569829
it's rank 1 damage got heavily increased.
i'd get it at six most of the time.

OH GOD WE ARE DEd

>>147569829
it's like a 30% hp kill now instead of the 23% it used to be. it's an ez ks and +30 seconds on the respawn timer, get when you can get it

>>147571338
Does that mean it's time to post Sheever?

Why do dead, turds?

>>147571441
>+30s
Removed :^(

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>>147566271
>tfw bullying someone into abandoning
psyops best doto

why is it so fun to play sniper?

it makes no sense but it is

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>Yapzor has 2k viewers

>>147551520
>tfw no dagon tiny

>>147572190
HO HO
HA HA

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>>147571736
no
tiem post the best husbando

>>147572682
Beesa, playing the carry?

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>>147571851
>tfw im always bullied into abandoning
i swear to god one of these days doto is gonna kill me
pls stop the bully guys this is really hurting my sensitive feelings

and also i cant deal with the bullies in lpq so CAN U GUYS PLS STOP

>>147572963
I'm only bullying them into abandoning because I have it happen to me
I have nearing 3000hours of dota 2, but the average spic still manages to tilt me out completely.
I'm way too sensitive for how rude I am, one day we'll man up and stop abandoning

Reddit makes me smile

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>make a post about the best husbando
>/d2g/ still dead

so this is what we have become

>>147573253
>>147572963
do you retards not know how to mute all chat or the enemy team?

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>>147573529
it's all over for this general honestly

maybe TI6 will be fun

>>147573529
dont see any posts about arteezy in here senpai

mb you posted it in the wrong general

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DON'T YOU FUCKING DIE ON ME /d2g/ I'M SHALLOW GRAVING YOU OK? YOU'LL BE FINE... R-RIGHT?

>>147574001
This general will only be fine if you vocaroo yourself saying "DO THE WAVE" in your best Dazzle impression.

>>147574001
WHY DIDN'T YOU PICK ORACLE YOU FUCK
JUST FALSE PROMISE ME

>>147573647
>thinking that you tilt into abandoning because some spic huehue'd at you
jesus, it's like you've never picked meepo or AM. You can mute all the chat you want, it still doesn't change the fact that when you're getting chain ganked with a clear purpose it's not the most frustrating thing in the world. Pick meepo literally one time in an AP game, then you'll understand.

>>147573647
i really dont like muting the chat, so i never mute until someone decides that its bully tiem. i dont mind the "retard" or stuff like that, but the >Well played! followed by multiple pings is just what it takes for me to abandon

one day i will learn and mute all chat from the beginning,
one
day

>>147573947
But he said the best husbando, not "an overrated shitter on a downward spiral"

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I just want to give Sheever a big hug

that's all

>>147574256
theres no where to go up when your the worlds best

>>147574382
fucked that one right up didn't ya lad

>>147574305
Replace Overshill shirt with patrician Monday Night Combat bikini top

Fixed

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>>147574382
anon, re-read what you just posted

>>147574151
>not being prepared to get ganked
>not being prepared to play catchup because you get 4 man ganked every game because the dota community apparently wants you to suffer
>not being able to farm on meepo/am quickly or rat and still win

are you dumb or some shit?

>>147574305

Undo every change that happened over the past 2 years

>>147574305
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPWvKDzI484&#t=2m47s

>>147574716
whats the issue

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>>147574305
Hey, she's still cute. Mostly.

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what did valve mean by this

>Update
>No new posts

ye this is boring
im gonna go shitpost on /vg/ chat ingame

>>147569637
same way m8
calibrated at 981 a few weeks ago, already passed 2k
the struggle of the climb

What does a man need to do to calibrate below 1k?

>>147576563
you need to be me

>>147576563
i have no clue
one of my friends is sub-500 though
playing with him is a magical journey

>Run into the same beaner in three different games
>He literally tilts and starts feeding crows and himself after dieing twice, 3 times in a row.
You can not falsify this type of story, it just is not possible.
>Finally blocked comms on steam prof, the alleged solution for this type of shit.

What should I put on my spacebar?

>>147577138
my dick

>>147577138
my balls

>>147577138
bloodstone so you can kill yourself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9RjDRLBWio

is Dota 2 next?

Dota 2 RPG

Protagonist: Juggernaut/Sven
Support co-protagonist: Lina/CM
Brute guy: Brewmaster/Tuskarr-Bristleback
Voice of reason: Sand King/PL
Buffoon: WR/Meepo
Bad guy who joins you afterwards: Slark/BH
The mage: Invoker/ Rubick


Recurrent enemies: SK, Clinkz (who has finally gone insane) and Pugna
Bosses: Pudge, Shadow fiend, Undying, Medusa, Nightstalker, Tidehunter, Maelrawn, Doom, Medusa Round 2, Doom Round 2 (forced to lose), Razor, Visage, Doom Round 3 Lich, AA, CK and KotL

Main antagonist: AA/CK-KotL
Main antagonist helpers: Lich/Doom

Entities you encounter, seeking help: ET, Zeus, Wisp, Treant protector, Skywrath

Merchants and mini-games:
Alchemist: Potions, consumables merchant
Venomancer: Poison buffs to weapons merchant
Clockwerk: Weapons and armor Merchant
Sniper: Long range weapons challenge owner, mini-game

Extras/events:
Enigma continues to be an Enigma by being the tutorial teacher
Wisp will help with AA, CK and KotL
You can pick to be either CM or Lina for their quest
You can pick to be either Invoker of Rubick for their quest
You can pick to be either Bristleback or Tuskarr for their quest


Side quests:
CM 1v1 against lina
Rubick vs Invoker
Bristleback vs Tuskarr
Rubick tells the story of how he got grand magus, and you have the choice of listening. If you choose to listen you can play as him during the Magus fight
Bristleback bouncing duties
Tuskar bar fight


As the end draws nearer, AA develops his powers further and starts to become a problem, forcing a group of heroes to track him down and stomp him before he can draw enough power to unleash the big freeze. Another problem develops with CK, who has finally found the KotL. The ensuring battle will be apocalyptic, and another group of heroes must take one of them down before the fight between them destroys their plane of existence.

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>>147577138
A macro that starts a slideshow of Sheever pictures on your monitor.

Seriously though, put 'center on hero' on it or something

>>147577138
... quick cast item slot for blink...

idiots will say my balls penis and other stuff

>>147577236
>>147577273
>>147577296
ow the edge...

>>147576563
your hand eye coordination needs to be fucked up proabbly

or some kind of disorder for sure

>>147577721
I believe a large portion of 1k players are just 2k players with laptop trackpads

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>leave d2g after it fills with nonwhites and redditors
>come back to see how it's doing
>it's fucking dead
I'd tell you to eat shit and die, but you've beat me to it.

>>147576539
>always play party with shitter mates @~2.7k
>decide it's time to jump on my soloQ at 1100 start of last week
>play a game a day
>currently sitting at 1600

my god these people suck.
That hardest part isn't winning, it's not sperging at your teammates for the retarded shit they and sending them into a feed spiral.

>>147576563
Post in d2g

>>147576563

Create new account

Click "I have never played a MOBA before" at the start to set your calibration as low as possible.

Spend a few games buying 3 bottles and not clicking creeps. Just to confirm it.

Enjoy placing at 1k.

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Reminder that it's perfectly acceptable to be shit at Dota as long as you're doing it ironically.

>>147577534
What kind of H-scenes will there be?

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@147564273
>Aquila

stopped reading there

What happened to this general? Why is it dead?

reminder that like 4 or 5 redditors post back and forth at each other daily

could there be a theoretical cap to MMR?

How good could you possible get at dota?

>>147578610
No tournaments on right now, playerbase is slowly declining, r/dota2 is like /d2g/ but memier.

>>147578610
The euro's are asleep.

>>147578610
it's a shit game

>>147578610
valve consistently ruining balance by trying to integrate mechanics from league of losers
also cosmetics getting worse and worse
and turbojewing with charms and battlepasses and compendiums every couple months instead of once a year

>>147578716
>could there be a theoretical cap to MMR?
not unless they change the fundamental mechanic of +25 per win.
If you keep winning, you keep climbing.

>>147578817
>>147578778
>>147578728

yea dota is fucking dead m8s

http://steamcharts.com/app/570#All

>>147578958
wow...literally a dead game...that's pretty sad

>>147578958
what went wrong

how come CSGO is way more popular than us

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>>147578958
I'm assuming that each red line is when valve banned a bunch of hackers

am I right

When did this general die? I haven't been here for a while and it's kind of sad seeing it right now.

Is it just a bad time to be on?

I wish I was American

>>147579452
me too

is it just me or hae the servers been shitting the bed more than usual lately
last week my ping stayed around 40-60 but now its hardly every below 200 with 5% packet loss
and its just dota

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>>147579298
>>147579204
>>147579120

honestly give up at this point, turn back, there is no future

>>147579363
ofc its a bad time to come here, the only thing "good" is chatting in realtime about esports, and if esports arent on, there is absolutely no reason to post because its just a bunch of sub 4k trashcans talking about forced50 or some god awful item builds with the occasional avatarfag.

The reason moba's are dying is because people are figuring out other, more fun games exist

This yapzor game has the perfect example of the nodamage void
>timewalks in
>chronos enemy TB and friendly TA
>hits TB once
>realises he deals literally 0 damage
>walks out of chrono and just sort of stands there waiting for chrono to end and the fight to resume

It's like those morons think chrono is like black hole or ravage, they never even try to position it so that allies can use their spells and right click enemies at the edge of chrono

And what a surprise they just lost

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It's been a year and a half since I've played Dota.

>>147579363
We didn't recieve a new balance patch like Valve presented, just minor tweaks, aside from pro strats it's been the exact same meta for like 10 goddamn months now

>Invoker every single game
>Slark every single game
>Supports still OP because Reddit says supports can't be OP
>Meme items

Nothing new was really added, Compendium is a huge cash grab that's not worth it at all, Valve is letting Dota 2 die because it's too big a responsibility for them, they want to be the kewl laid back company. That, the lack of interesting Esports, and total lack of devolopment of Dota as a game all form together for what may be the final nail in the coffin.

Valve can either cut the cord and hand everything to IceFrog or stop being such stupid cunts, hire a few people to permanetely work on this massive game and see if it can be improved.

It will be neither and we'll probably see Dota dissolve into literal P2W before cancellation of updates is announced

>>147579931
delete this

>First pick carry
lose
>Last pick carry
win

why you guys still don't understand that you cant first pick carry unless you are terrorblade or am?

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>tfw your mid steals the large stack you were making for yourself as an axe

>>147579857

goddamn those thighs holy shit

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immortal 3's when?

>>147580282
What thighs

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>>147580101
>tfw someone steals mid

>>147580101
>stack goes to a better hero (and most likely better player as well)
what's wrong with that

>>147580526
sorry, you're a retard

Offlane lycan

Thoughts?

>>147580000
PA dunks on AM

>>147580948
better off in the jungle desu senpai

>>147581118
with iron talon you can do both

So I'm doing the 111 hero challenge, Windranger was no problem, but how does one play techies without relying on making the jungle hell?

>page 7

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>2000 hours in the game
>mfw

feels bad man
where can i overnight a helium gas tank?

Im drunk and just won a game from megas.
AMA.

>>147579863
Dota 3 when

game is too fucking huge to die

>>147582034
how big is you're benis

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New Legs Strat

Assuming both teams have an average of 2 legs per hero that is a total of 20 legs a match. Assuming 2 million matches are played a day (that's low balling it by a bit, roughly 2.25 mil are played each day, but matches vs bots and practice lobbies also have match IDs but don't count towards community challenge) that's 40 million legs within the first day, assuming the legs of illusions of heroes aren't counted.

At that rate it will only take 2.5 days to complete.

>>147582459
anon?

what is we would be trying to complete with legs?

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>>147582682
The New Legs Strat

Ensure the stomp is always in your favor. Traverse the lanes on a total of 100,000,000 legs.

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>>147582682
>what is we would be trying to complete with legs?

>>147582779
Is it a community challenge? I don't get it

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Any tips for that Nature's Prophet quest?

I haven't played the hero in years so I don't know what sort of build is good on him. I want to play him as more of a core though instead of focusing on split pushing because of the glyph refresh and TP scroll cheap cost.

so whats the point of these heroes
visage
doom
puck
arc warden
night stalker
enchantress

how are these chinks playing against dc

is this lan?

>>147582909
Yep. It's the second to last community challenge.

>>147583134
dc in china for some lan

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should I rewatch FMA brotherhood, /d2g/

>>147583134
yes, nanyang
reminder that ame has 8.4k mmr on CHINESE LEADERBOARDS, hes very good

>>147583428
watch inuyasha

does beyondthesummit sound like its an auditorium to anyone else?

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>>147583079
visage: teamfight often and get a bunch of your w off while also disabling shit a bit. kind of a shitty hero though since a lot more can do this without gimmicky bullshit. only worth picking with drow to make his familiars strong as fuck for 30 seconds

doom: what the fuck do you mean what's the point? you are satan, your goal is to cause the most pain and suffering to the enemy team by removing one of them from a fight and burning everyone around you while being hard as fuck to kill

puck: you shit on everyone while being immortal if you're good at dota 2

arc warden: nuke the shit out of people pretty much globally with BoTs, but unlike tinker you can actually push buildings and defend buildings with the mag field. you also farm arguably quicker depending on your item build and how many kills you can get.

night stalker: at night time your team can do whatever the fuck they want. once you hit 16 it's always night time and the enemy team is blind. also for the 1st 20 minutes you are the boogeyman and everyone has to be careful as fuck for 4 minutes at a time or you solo kill them.

ench: nobody can attack you and you hit hard as fuck while being pseudo tanky for most of the game. also you can do chen shit and make creeps do what you want for a little bit, but that's only useful early game.

happy to help you, you 2k piece of shit ;o

>>147584282
remember when visage was a top-tier support for a patch

good times.

>tfw watching a replay from the enemy carry's perspective
>he reports his team

topKEK

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Why are assassins the most fun heroes int he game?

>>147552336
5k if i recall.

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>>147584971
>mfw I report my team every fucking game

HOLY SHIT MY FUCKING SIDES

THEYRE SO FUCKING BAD ITS UNBELIEVABLE

I don't know how i feel about this Soe poster but I'll take over the Sheever posters.

>>147550997
>shitwrecked OP without betting list by yuroshitskin
why do you allow this to happen, gulagites?

>>147579363
>When did this general die?
since ti3, the canonically best ti we ever had
>Is it just a bad time to be on?
yes, since reddit is in charge of balancing the game now

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Why the fuck does every single game now feels like it has one or two people who are literally playing the game for the first time?

They make the most simple of mistakes and play like they don't know their Hero.

What the hell is this, every single game, it's ridiculous.

Seriously, what the fuck, DOTARDS?

>28-1 morphling at a lan

>>147586821
>single core lifestealer loses again

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>>147586246
i want to make stupid underdog bets but I don't want to lose my bullshit

what do

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tfw legion commander will never fuck you so hard your dick breaks in half from the weight of her incredibly muscular thighs

>tfw you lose to slacks because of an A clicking meepo

somebody kill me

I need Alchemist to get nerfed so retards stop picking him mid and feeding.

Creeps (including neutrals and roshan) no longer spawn until first blood is drawn
What changes?

>>147586676
adelaide?

>>147588034
whats the point

>>147587904
Holy heck

>>147587904
>tfw you lose with slacks because hes a fucking retard

are we watching nanyang?

>dc losing to underrated chinese team with 8k carry
>suddenly they're NA DOTA BrokeBack LUL
explain this dotards

>>147588528
yes

>>147588574
how are they not NA DOTA when they play through NA qualifiers retard

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>>147587375
DELETE THIS

>This nanyang cast
I really don't want to watch CSGO or SGDQ

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What are the dankest meme builds right now?

>>147588671
i'm not talking about my perception of the team, i'm talking about europeans' perception of the team. they're na when they lose, eu when they win. you're retarded, by the way.