/owg/ - Overwatch General

tracer

junkrat and mercy ults need nerfs 2016

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hana song!

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>>147494667
Post your dva pictures here

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyDM3WVxW7A&feature=youtu.be

>>147494658
>anons unstuck from time

>>147494667
>dat bulge
I want to make fun of him for being kinda chubby, crossdressing, and neckbeardy

but dat bulge

>>147494667
Is that a codpiece?

where the fuck are all these weebs getting D.Va print skinsuits?

McCree is fucking cancer

McCree is literally the most fucking OP character why is he even in the fucking game, all he needs to do is flash bang you, roll up to you if needed and fire 6 shots into you and your utterly fucked and there's nothing you can do about it, or maybe he'll spend the whole match doubling as a sniper with his pistols ridiculous range which one shots most heroes

All McCree mains need to find a hero that takes skill to play or go back to other shitty FPS

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I've always wanted to be Pharah's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the spawn room with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" D.Va says. Widowmaker licks her lips, Tracer giggles, and Symmetra glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Pharah kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Pharah's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel myself teleported across the room, and I find myself lying underneath D.Va, Widowmaker, and Tracer. They had already taken their boots off and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Pharah said, "he's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. She shoves my dick inside her tight, sopping wet pussy and starts pumping. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred Reinhardts. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she stands over my head and rains her "justice" down on me from above. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

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This guy joins your competitive team

what do you do?

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This is now a Soldier 76 thread, i've got you in my sights

>have fun with junkrat and bastion
>try out the offensive characters
>no fun at all

why are junkrat and bastion so based

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>>147494879
fucking copypasta runs rampant in /vg/, please institute ROBOT 9000

>>147494885

Wonder why i'm placing with sub-50 shitters.

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>Get demoted 10 times in two nights
>Fall so deep into the trench that I get a triple kill, quadruple kill, and quintuple kill with high noon all in the same round
>STILL can't hold the second point and have to go into round 3

>>147494926
how do you shoot your gun that fast?

>>147494910
Neither require skill of any degree whatsoever, and out of the heroes that require almost-to-no-skill they are the most rewarding

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>>147494790

is it gay to play overwatch with a 6 inch purple dildo shoved all the way up my tight, hardly-used boipussy?

asking for a friend

>You see your teammates play a overwatch character that triggers you

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>Bastion mains like me

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>>147494889

>>147494973
It full-autos just like Mercy pistol.

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>>147494889

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>>147494790

rare hana going through

>>147495006
Not by itself, it is if you do this to announce it to get your rocks off on the attention of other men though.

>>147495006
Post battlenet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHQ1QhuLNZQ

There's more on reddit

So now that it turns out you get faster melee attacks if you have a high ping, who is trying to make friends with aussie fags?

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:)

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>bastion takes literally no skill

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>>147495054
Someone translate pls

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>Hanzo shitter contributing nothing all game
>During sudden death (we're on defense of course) he goes tracer
>Call him out but he just throws a tantrum and tells me to suck his dick
>At the end of the game the enemy team also shit on him

Feels good

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When you boop them just right
rip in peace mercy and mei

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>>147495021
>see this
>hit escape
>leave game
>tfw

>>147495250
>14 sudden deaths
>13 put me on defense
>Lost all 13

BLIZZARD GOT PAID TO MAKE THIS GARBAGE

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>>147495282

>Hana is hurt

DELETE THIS

>>147495080

You're past the point of no return. You've entered the event horizon. Either find a group, or dig deep and carry hard

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I love playing D.Va but at this point in time I've kind of relegated her to my "fuck it" choice of tank. You know, the go-to for when it's clear your team isn't going to get their shit together, so you may as well have fun riding the plane to the crash site.

So /owg/, what are your "fuck it" characters? Or do you grit your teeth and stick with your serious choices for as long as you can?

>>147495447
>sudden death
>defense
>fuck it, we are going to lose anyway
>pick three roadhogs and three junkrats for 'straya
>actually win

Wew lad

>>147494959
is that where my hope of finishing off all my cute sprays?
the trench?

>>147494667
I wanna get overwatch on PS4 since I bought one. Is there a big overwatch community on PS4, is it decent?

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>"bastion takes no skill"
>mains McCree

>guy called genji on team
>shit talking before round starts
>blames everyone else all game
>lose
genjis are worse than reapers

>It's another game where stat recording is broken 5 minutes into it

REEEEE and I just got over 100 so I'm trying to get these easy lootboxes.

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>play 7 competitive matches
>every team offense / defense has a zarya on it

besides all the other actual problems of the ranking system, this shit is just annoying to play against. I'm done until she's nerfed and less desirable to play

>>147495509
Tolb is usually my go to choice in def
When people pick hanzo + 4 non tank/support i'll just go fuck it and just pick tolb
If they complain that there is no support or heal ill just say that tolb can heal with his armor :^))

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>>147495561
Reapers just have edgy names usually but they contribute to the team

Genjis are just scum

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new skins when?

>>147495549
>"bastion takes no skill"
>mains McCree
>post nerf

I don't see a problem here

>>147495509
If I'm not already playing him then the Trashman
I mean heck, it might just fuck with them enough to let us win maybe.

>>147495561
Glad to see reapers are not the worst like everyone thought

Tbh it seems like reapers are just categorized as edgy people and the occasional role-playing faggot

>>147495698
Oh you hahahahah poor guy

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>>147495658
The constant Pharah and Zarya really is fucking annoying.

>>147495509
Zenyatta, especially when the dps won't shoot people or can't kill tanks

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>>147495698
>Someone has done this before the new batch of cosmetics comes out
Fucking why?

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>>147495698
have some self control dickhead

>>147495509
If we need a support i'll just go zenyatta if they complain i'll tell them to shut the fuck up and go support then

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>It's a "Hanzo trashtalks the team after we lose" episode

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>>147495698
soon, I hope
I'm sitting on 2000 credits with no more cool shit to buy

I have legendary skins for 13/21 characters and I've only bought one. Is luck just on my side?

>been playing ranked with the same couple friends
>keep losing and losing and losing
>queue solo
>can't stop winning
>tfw you realize your friends are shit, but you love playing with them

>>147495698
Unfortunately boxes are rolled the moment you buy/recieve them. Im sorry.

>>147495889
I know dude, I got 10k shekles waiting to buy new ones though.

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>>147495698
>he doesn't know

>>147495936
is that guy dead yet?

>>147495936
>being this dumb and thinking i didn't open them all.

cmon buddy.

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R8 no h8

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>>147495983
>he doesn't know

>>147495889
I think it's more that the guy who talked about this originally is willing to keep buying lootboxes. Dude has a slight gambling problem at best, he seemed like a pretty decent and chill guy.

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>>147494807

>>147494807
I thank you.

When will they officially announce Sombra?

im curious what a support snipers abilities are

>>147494863
mei and roadhog are just as bad

if you can't beat em join em

>>147494752

Junkrat just needs it's AOE fixed. It's way bigger than it appears. Mercy's agreed.

Other characters that need nerfs (not necessarily ult nerf): Tracer, Soldier 76, Roadhog.

>>147496090
Click on friendlies from a distance while being a less effective healer than anyone else because they have to balance out the fact that you're relatively far from danger other than genjis/reapers/winstons fucking with you.

How much overwatch do you play a day?

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Anyone know of a good wallpaper dump?
NSFW images welcome

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>>147494807

>>147495698
>AUD
Stick your head down the dunny.

they still advertise widows noire skin despite the game being released. does that mean if i buy it again, but not on console i can still get it?

i cant tolerate any of widows other skins, and everyone knows fashion is the most important thing in videogames

>>147495832
Forgive my ignorance, but why is him being a Hanzo relevant?

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>>147495132
>eyeball is bigger than fist

>placement match
>he picks fucking ZENYATTA

>>147496260

The fact that he is Hanzo is a pretty big indicator that he contributed to the loss.

>>147496162
2 hours

Buffs
fucking
when

>attack gibraltor
>play reaper
>try being sneaky teleporting behind enemy lines, killing healers and such
>get fucked by a symmetra
>switch to pharah
>jump to gold elims and silver damage after 2 minutes
>lose anyway
Fun game, so I'm not even mad. At least now I know I don't like Reaper

>>147496090
When they advance 76's plotline I guess. His true purpose for being in Dorado is to uncover secrets about LumériCo, one of many organizations possibly being behind Overwatch's downfall. Both 76 and Sombra have a bunch of little easter eggs mentioning them in Dorado. We don't know if she's on Reaper or 76's side though. An unused Reaper voiceline implies she's on his side but LumériCo's interest in 76 and Sombra implies she might be a good aligned traitor.

>>147496253
fuck you rank 30 shitter

>>147496343
never pls, always hated buffs in shooties

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So I was fucking around with bot matches, set up a game of six hard mode Zenyattas and six hard mode 76s on Lijang Tower. Set it up comically broken. (300% health, 200% healing, 0 timer on abilities, 200% ult charge, so on.)

Zenyattas won. I don't know how. But the little fuckers won. It was hilarious to watch, too. Bot matches are the best.

I've got a dumb question, though. How come only some characters are available as bots? Will other ones be available at some point?

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Zenyatta Pros teach me your ways

I love the fuck outta this nigga but I literally have a 40% winrate with him

>>147496335
Is Hanzo bad?

>guy goes rein on def
>alright cool I'll go Zarya
>guy switches to Hanzo
>oh fuck no not another one
>switch to Hanzo
>teammate starts bitching about how we need to switch
>other guy finally goes rein
>wait for him to get half way to point before switching back to Zarya
>we win

I've cracked the code.

>>147496430
Yes

>>147496430

He's awful. Don't play him.

Why does everyone hate hanzo players? isn't he better than genji players? I mean atleast he's not dying like a headless chicken

>>147496414
Headshot constantly without thinking about it and learn the flow of battle. You need to instinctively know when to back the fuck up before you get blown the fuck up

Why do people think Tracer takes skill? She doesn't, her skill cap is very low

>>147496090
The end of the month at the earliest

hopefully they'll do those teasers a few days the actual reveal like they did in the past

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There is just something so cathartic about playing bastion.
>Stomping around finding that nice angle
>deploy and make it rain bullets
>everyone dies and you slot a new magazine in
>sit there watching while you heal
>repeat until you think you need to find a new angle
>tfw

>>147496452
>tfw playing rein with a zarya behind, and you forget to put your shield down when she shields you
It's so embarrassing that I can't Charge properly thanks to all the spaghetti spilling from my booster

>>147496414

Go balls deep and kick shit

>>147496414
>lowest health
>slow with no movement abilities
>abilities only work when in sight

Zen only works when you're team would have already won to begin with

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>2 hour loss streak until first win of the day in competitive
>Open loot box
>First legendary in about 30 levels
>Its a fucking duplicate tracer skin that I already have
>for a hero I never play
I hate this fucking game.

How to fix Mercy's ult: Don't make it instant. Every ult in the game can be countered by killing whoever is ulting (except dva and zenyatta from obvious reasons), but you can't counter Mercy's since she usually suicide dive bombs her 5 team mates with ults ready. Make her have to use it wisely so that if she is caught out. Her revive either cancels or revives people for a fraction of their health

>>147496090
WAIT
FOR
BLIZZCON

>>147496519
The never get on the point or change when you CLEARLY need something other than Hanzo

>>147496414
HE A D S H O T S

SECONDARY SUPPORT NOT SOLO

>>147496519
At least the Genjis are being distractions.
>peek corners
>spam arrows that never hit
>ult from spawn trying to get a dank potg, starting with them spraying "Well Played"
>they never get it
>refuse to switch
>bitch at the team for not playing exactly how he wants
>thinks he's mvp
>2 elims

Post your highest hero winrate and gametime please

I have 66.20% on Symmetra with 8 hours

>>147496412
They have to make AI for each hero since they function differently which takes time. They just added McCree this patch for instance. Zenyatta was probably the easiest support to code in.

>>147496656
can't cancel Widow's with her death either

>>147495832
>it's a faggot that says "ez" after we lose

>>147496465
>>147496486
Interesting. Me and my brother share a copy of Overwatch. My brother plays Hanzo 50% of the time (mixed the rest) and I play Zarya 50% of the time (mixed the rest). My brother insists that Hanzo is great and Zarya is bad.

So you are telling me my brother is mistaken?

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We're all soldiers now

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>>147491850
>>147491850

Sorry it took a while, but better late than never.
I hope you're actually still here.

>>147496590
I play Zarya a lot, and it's better if you don't put your shield down. Zarya still gets charge from a rein with his shield up, I'm not sure if the bubble pokes out a bit or what but it works.

>>147496732
Yeah but now you can hear her finally and you can bait shots by fake running around a corner.

>>147496709
>100% with McCree
>4 minutes

>>147496647
Just purchase some Overwatch (tm) Loot Boxes (tm) if you feel like you want some new legendary skins anon. I often buy the 11 pack because it helps supporta game I enjoy.

:^)

>>147496414
How to play zenyatta:
TIP 1: Almost never, EVER use M2. EVER. There's very few reasons you should ever use this, and it's mostly after you've already applied discord to people, or charging up while genji is in reflect.
TIP 2: Get real fucking good at landing M1 headshots. You're going to need to be able to land them to win CQC fights.
TIP 3: Discord high priority targets. You see an enemy roadhog? Put it on the fatman. If you have a roadhog on YOUR team, discord anything he's going to pull. You can end up annihilating tanks in one shot.
TIP 4: GET EVEN BETTER AT LANDING THOSE FUCKING M1 HEADSHOTS NIGGA
TIP 5: Transcendence is honestly pretty shit. You're not going to use it to save your entire team through two simultaneous ults, but it might save your team from a death blossom. Be ready to hit Q at a moments fucking notice
TIP 6: Give Tracers the boot - A discorded M1 headshot followed by a melee will deal more than 150 damage, which will instantly kill an overconfident tracer attempting to assassinate you.
TIP 7: Play carefully, but stay near your fucking team. Short of being a baller with M1's, you're going to need assistance a lot of the time to save your ass.
TIP 8: Find a tracer or a genji on your team that likes doing stupid shit like running into the enemy team and keep your orb on them so they can live, without you needing to risk yourself.
TIP 9: Zenyatta is not a solo healer. You're going to want a lucio or a mercy to back you up, unless you just don't give a fuck.

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Literally depresses me that I will never marry Zarya

>>147496732
But you can cancel Lucio's.

>>147496414
Don't run off by yourself and attempt to get sick kills. Focus on popping harmony orbs on the people who either need it, or are most likely to get damage dealt to them. Is a Parah running off ahead of the group to distract the enemy team as they run to the cap? Pop it on her and change once shit starts going down. Start alternating between changing harmony when needed and popping discord on important targets, then aiming your balls at them to take them down. Headshots do CRAZY damage, but just fucking spam those balls with good aim and you'll do fine.

Nothing feels better than getting four gold medals as Zenyatta, including top eliminations, then getting play of the game. It's too great.

>>147496757
Your brother is entirely wrong. Zarya is arguably the best character and Hanzo is probably bottom 3. How well does he tend to do and how does he play?

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Jesus some people in this game just have ungodly good aim.
I don't fucking understand it.

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>>147496872
She would be out of your league.

>>147496757

Hanzo might literally be the worst. Zarya is great, especially with a coordinated team.

>>147496909
Can't cancel Zenyatta? Zarya? Tracer?

>>147496789
The bubble doesn't actually have to block damage, the person just has to be attacked.
For example, If you accidentally bubble a tranquil Zenyatta and he gets hit you still get charge despite him being invulnerable.

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>>147496842
I'll never spend another cent on this game beyond the initial $40.

>>147496414
Run behind your roadhog.
Discord people through him and then shoot right underneath the icon *You should be naturally hitting headshots just by seeing the icon anyways*.

Works amazingly well.

>>147496937
Don't jump around like a complete fucking moron. Jumping frequently can actually make you easier to shoot because you can't change your velocity rapidly

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How'd I do lads. Starting rank 61

>>147496090

I'm gonna guess something that can slow down characters. Like a semi weak sniper shot that can slow down the target by 10-20% for a couple of seconds.

Probably will have a rocket type splash damage.

>>147497006
But everyone knows mercy was getting the bean burrito on the low.

>>147496978
>Zarya will never ram her massive "Particle Cannon" down your throat

>>147496090
Hopefully they just rip off the medic sniper from Evolve, the mechanics behind her were really, really solid

>>147494790
Keep this animu shit out of the game thread

>>147497068
ehh

How do I counter double Zaryas? Can it be done? Or should I just drop my pants, spread my cheeks, and accept it?

>>147496162
Enough to level up once and snag a Lootbox,
so an hour give-or-take

>>147496929
Don't know. Too soon to tell, I'd say. We've both only been playing for about a week and change.

He seems get more angry than me at incompetent teammates and therefore refuses to take on supporting roles. He also refuses to use his mic with randoms because in his words "no one is probably even listening".

>>147495279
Its for console shitters. Together with Torb.

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>>147497068
Good start.

>>147497195
thanks for the vote of confidence.

Interestingly enough both losses I had a mei "main" on my team refused to switch attack or defense.

>>147497068

I hope you're actually that good or you'll be dropping fast

>All Zarya fan art is lesbian bullshit
>Zarya pairings are shit

Can't she just be pinup and ghost dick fodder?

How to rank up:

1. Pick Winston
2. Kill mercy

You're welcome.

>>147497249
>plays mostly hanzo
>seems get more angry than me at incompetent teammates and therefore refuses to take on supporting roles
your brother is the cancer ruining this game
just thought you should know

>>147497149
That would be painful, anon. Deepthroating is not comfortable.

>Tfw I'm doing so shit with all the characters I normally play
Some of the teams are still winning
I'm just shit
I feel bad

>>147496090
1 gimmick heal
1 team buff that will be really powerful
1 ultimate that will be stupid powerful against pushes or for pushes
1 gimmick movement ability or no movement abilities due to her long range

>literally forced to fap every time widow is on the main menu
Can't handle those fucking thighs man

>>147497318
>3. Pray that Reaper does not start babysitting mercy

>>147496980
I said there was an obvious reason to zenyatta being uncounterable. You can give him a mean look and he'll die, so he should at least be unkillable when he ults. Plus he can fight back while doing so, but as for tracer she's too fast, and zarya should be nerfed since that shit feels like it's near instant. The only way anyone can counter it is if a dva or genji areally already in deflect/evaporate mode since you can't time it with 20 tick servers

wait, you can shot junkrats ultimate?

>>147497381
What are you, 70+ scum?

>>147497232
Double roadhog or a good reaper with a rein.
Frankly she's not very tanky so you have to get good at recognizing when it's better to just shoot through her shield and kill her.

>>147497403
Yes, you can shot it

>>147497292
Do people seriously look at Zarya and think "Wow, that's a heterosexual woman"

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>>147495203
spiduscloud#1982

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>>147497357
scratch that I got salt out of a boosted widow I'm happy enough with that

>>147497291
Well, don't think I got carried. Plenty of gold medals and was on the mvp scorecards 7/10 of the games. But I guess I'll find out for real now.

>>147496430
Hanzo is the worst thing that ever happened to video games

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>>147496219

Which one of you fags was sperging out on XBL earlier about how creepy it was that everyone was listing to people with mics but not talking back? I muted you if it makes you feel better.

>>147497403
It has 100 HP and can pick up health packs.

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nth for Z A R Y A

>competitive
>an instalock genji
>12 year old voice

save me

>>147497427
Does anyone in the game "look" straight?

>>147496159
so a useless character? great

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>Please nerf the hero that kills me the most and buff my favorite hero to use

>>147497406
Yes. It's terrible up here. Sure, you have competent teammates but now it's all meme bullshit like double winston or double zarya or double this double that cancer

>>147497281
>Play vs A.I

Are you making me into having a giggle?

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what about a omnic safari hunter that hunts humans with a big ol break action hunting rifle.
he could track a target with E
destroy squishies with a single headshot and mess up tanks.
Shift could be a tranq to slow and disorient.
Ult is him going into siege mode with a HP buff and instead of reloading his 2 shots he just pulls out a new rifle.

>comp
>guy picks torb, route 66
>puts turret in a place where it has no LoS and doesnt upgrade it
>thought he was going to plant it somewhere else but nope
>it gets destroyed
>builds a new one in the middle of the street
>this happens until we lose
and thats how the goose flies

Worst team comp that you encounter?

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Are they planning to release any new maps?

>got my first legendary skin
>stunt rider 76

Oh...

>>147497573
gotta play to win at 70+ anon. everyone trying hard for top 500

>>147496324
A good Zenyatta is some scary shit.
High skill floor
Limitless skill ceiling

>>147497491
I don't play on the xbone
but I don't talk just because I feel like anything I say wouldn't be of any tactical use
if it's any consolation, if someone IS talking I tend to use callouts or text with them

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>>147497427
>Wow, that's a heterosexual woman! I want her cock up my ass

Is seagull the worst thing to happen to overwatch? How many people play genji because they think they can be like him? They even use the carbon fiber skin

>>147497381
>pick Pharah and kill them both

And that's if the reaper even notices the mercy is dying (lol)

>>147497641
yes

>>147497632
a genji on my team

>>147497403
You can also hook it, probably stun it too.

>>147497647
Looks like you found your comp main.

You're a soldier now, soldier.

>>147495760
Looks like he's a rich guy to me.

>>147497632
a hanzo on my team

>>147497691
Chrome > Carbon Fiber
though I use Bedouin over both just cause I love that shroud too much
not like it matters much anyway since I barely play the character

>>147496090
M1 decent damage, slow fire rate, think Torbjorn.

Shift, pinning shot, small aoe shot that slows enemies

E, bio-link, hit-scan, target takes minor damage and heals your nearby allies for the same amount. For the next 3 seconds all damage done to that enemy heals the character dealing that damage.

Q, 7 seconds, all allies within line of sight have 10% damage reduction for each enemy within line of sight.

Passive, damaging enemies highlights them for 3 seconds.

>>147497468
If you were playing high dmg offense heroes it would bump you up to a higher rank than if you were playing most defense/tank/support

>>147497632
a hanzo and genji on my team

Anyone have the comic where junkrat showers tracer with rose petals and tracer gives him a bomb with a note on it?

>>147497691
every quickplay match I've played in the last few days has had a Genji on both sides

I'm getting tired of this shit

>>147496013
>no h8
I can't r8 u

>>147497427

It's just a bit stereotypical to class Zarya as a lesbian just because she's a soldier woman, it's kinda contradictory from tumblr as well that 90% of Zarya fan art is lesbian pairings, they're making her a lesbian because she doesn't have the conventional body of a female, which is pretty misogynistic

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>>147495752
Reaper's actually fun as fuck to play and since I don't spazz out when something isn't all rainbow and sunshines it's all fair to me.

I do agree that the blokes that instalock him and refuses to pick anything else when the whole shit go sour are as bad as Genjimain.

>>147497632
if mei or hanzo are on your team just pick a fun character and it'll all be over soon

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>roadhog starts talking mad shit when he kills me (rein) with a mercy pocket
>mercy leaves, proceed to dunk on this faggot 1v1 nonstop

we're all gonna make it bros

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>>147497573
I hope I never wake up and realize this whole game's a meme. It's fun seeing people throw shit together, call it a team comp, and the game's still a toss up

>>147497657
theres still a hard limit to what he can do. The travel time on discord really fucks up any chances he has to defend himself from ambushes.

They really need to up his base damage to discord level and and remove the bonus he alone receives.

Would also allow him to put discord on primary targets and not the shit that's killing him.

>>147497721
Well to be fair 76 is the only Offence character I would actually play.

>>147496414
>Numbani
>enemy mercy, bastion, reinhardt on a ledge
>fucking up everyones shit
>Be Zenny
>float
>make no noise as I move
>sneak into their backfield
>sneak up behind them
>Bastion Shooting away
>masks my own attacks
>kill Mercy
>Bastion
>and Rein
>they look around but never turn completely around to see me

>Character is played so much that you don't even want to counterpick them anymore, you just want them gone

Who's that character?

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Zarya is for heterosex.

For the person who was looking for it last thread here's the Cersei gets PotG. File was over 4 MB

http://imgur.com/WdY4qtB

>>147496013
go back to east europe fag you destroyed dota don't destroy overwatch

I play Genji in rank for fun.

be honest, are you still having fun with this game?

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Does no one play quick play anymore at rank 70

>>147497573
>everyone just plays the same 10 heroes or less

>>147497924
Genji. I'm finally in the stage of the game where teams are smart enough to hard counter him as Mei or Winston, but occasionally there's that one idiot Genji Main that thinks he can break the meta. He can't of course. He's always on my team too.

>QP is full of brain dead shitters.
>Comp is full of quitters after one objective.
Dead game is dead.

>>147497991
if I am winning, yes.
if I am matched with oxygen thieves, no.

>>147497941

Here's a .webm of it:
>>147496780
I love that we all just want to be helpful.

>>147498001
I do sometimes to warm up and that's it
also tired of getting 4 golds in every game being 70+

>>147497991
Yeah, though I'm not really playing every day like I was when it first game out. Still, it hasn't yet gotten to the point where I look at the icon on my desktop and go, "nope, just forget it". Looking forward to new maps and characters and skins to revitalize my interest since I don't play competitive modes I haven't touched the season play once yet

>>147497991
no

I only play to level up then quit immediately

>>147497783
I played a mix of heroes. Phara, Lucio, Roadhog, and Reaper. So I guess that could affect it.

Does somebody have the "just tired of walking, mates" comic

>>147497991

Yes, even in ranked, but I don't consider myself the best player that does everything correctly and get angry at teammates

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>Match full of low MMR shitters like me
>Get accused of throwing because we picked Zen and D.Va
>Shitters thinking meta applies to them

>doing placements
>second match someone quits and I have to either play for 10 minutes and get a loss or leave and get a loss

wew blizzard

nice game you have there lads

>>147497991
Only if I can play a tank, desu. When too many people lock tanks early in a comp match and I have to play an offense or support, I have much less fun

>>147497924
Tracer
maybe widowmaker.
like two or more tanks, reaper just gets boring after a while.

>>147497991
only with quickplay. Anyone saying that have "fun" with ranked is lying

>>147497991
hell yeah. sorry you're not anon.

>>147498001
I've found that too, everyone my level now just plays comp, which I can't play cause I'm solo :/

>>147498139
Zen and D.Va isn't helping anybody

>>147497991
It's fun when I soloque. It feels like my "friends" actively try to tilt everyone on my team.

>get back filled into a QM
>team getting rolled and the enemy are on fire and literally inches away from the final checkpoint
>pick Bastion and mow all of them down
>they come back
>mow them down again
>victory

>>147497924
any hero that I am punished for shooting

I don't even care that their barrier and deflect only last 2 seconds, that's 2 seconds I don't want to sit around with my thumb in my ass waiting

>>147498139
Can you get reported for bad picks in comp?
Like what, will blizzard punish you for a hero being underpowered?

>>147498192
I have fun playing competitive.
It's more challenging than quickplay, gives me incentive to play better and not fuck around and I just don't like playing non-ranked in any game.
I haven't done a single quickplay game since comp has come out and I'm sure I'm not the only one.

>Hanzo spends all the time I go after him running away or jumping like an autis
>Kill him
>"Reaper you're a fucking pussy"
>He leaves the following round

What the fuck is it about hanzo that attracts the worst people

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Any tips on beating skillful widowmakers?

>>147497924
Genji tbqh. I hate playing monkey man but killing him while ulting is too funny.

Widow. Once you know the good sniper spots just ugh. Who peeks first is dead.
>>147498139
>zen
>dva
>ranked

literally throwing

Does Widowmaker need a buff? I rarely if ever see her used.

>>147497854
When should reaper switch, and to what? Aside from the obvious pharah/junkrat for turret

>>147498303
weebs are barely human

Does anyone else feel like the lack of gore takes away from the game?

I mean I don't need blood all of my screen, but there was something immensely satisfying about rocket jumping, blasting someone and then seeing pieces of them flying in every direction.

>>147498332
Probably because Hanzo is literally Widow for retards.

>>147498313
Winston counters widow pretty hard

Just jump on her and she's pretty much dead.

FIX THE HITBOXES IN THIS GAME HOLY FUCK

>>147497703
Epic

game was fine without competitive

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>>147498313
Work for Genjis as well

>>147498223
What, are you good or something? Otherwise you would know Zen and D.Va can carry low MMR games.

>>147498313
winston
d.va possibly
Telling your widow counters on your team to kill her Actually did this once and was pleasently surprised when I watched two genjis swarm her like fire ants.

>>147498369
No, but then again we aren't all twelve.

brother stole my fucking red bull

Going to fucking murder him this time

>>147498313
sneak up on them if you can.

outsnipe them if you can.

just gang up on them if they are shutting you down as a team.

Just switch to winston and kill her lol. She also has a tough time breaking shields now.

>>147498332
I don't know. In good hands she's unstoppable. In good hands she is deadly. and yet, I feel like she needs something. Maybe give her spider mine more range. or multiple placements.

>>147498313
go behind her as reaper

or the normal monkey and monkey time

>level 30
>get in to QP game
>my team ranges from about lvl 90's to 20's
>enemy team has 4 double prestiges and 2 other level 100+

when are they gonna fix this fucking shit

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>>147497991
not when I get teamed up with Genji/Hanzo main shitters. But I usually do when playing Zarya even when the team is bad and has no coordination, just ult them into the abyss or getting free charge by shielding retard magnets.

>>147498390
she'll kill me before I get there, how do you miss Winston coming through the choke?

>>147498369
I guess, It is most notable in the animations though, where they cant have any deaths. I still hate 'Hero' for that

>>147498139
I don't know where the dva sucks meme comes from. She's pretty fucking good at breaking through defenses.

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>>147495698

>>147498332
both snipers are trash aside from their Qs

hanzo typically does about the same damage as a mei with less than half the utility, and about 3 seconds average objective time

widow's mobility is not even very good and 76 will do her job better while also healing the whole team

>>147498401
there isn't any more concrete information beyond that pal

I'm sorry my dad isn't Kaplan and I can't tell you all this game's plans

>>147498492
>coming through the choke
there it is. rank 30 detected

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>play Symetra defense on Vodka Industries
>shitter team cant hold off offense long enough for me to get a teleporter (was like 55 secs for offense to cap A)
>accepted fate of losing match
>throw teleporter on 1 of the moving platforms
>lose match (2:17)
>Get commendation card for teleporting players
>6 upvotes

>>147498369
Ehh I never really pay that much attention to it.

Most of the newer fps games did away with a lot of blood anyway.

Cod, CS:GO, Destiny, etc etc

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>tfw friend wants to play comp with me
>cant say no even though matchmaking gets completely fucked if you arent solo
>steadily lose ranks

Gambler or Riverboat? I have 1k credits and I can't decide

>>147498573
t. rank 40 player

>>147498573
chokes are part of the game, how do you progress past the choke in a "move the payload" map without going through the chokepoint?

>>147498624
blackhardt

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>>147498619
Soon you will have the same rank as your friend and don't need to worry about rank

>>147498313

Order of counter-ability.

Winston
Widowmaker
D'va
Hanzo
Genji
Reinhart+Any class that can long range spam

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Just got this skin but I've never played her

how do I Zarya?

>>147498624
Vigilante

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has anyone else dropped this badly?

Wish I could use hanzos ult on my brother for stealing my fucking red bull

>>147498313
the monkey dick gets her every time

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>Ranked match Anubis defense
>Rocking Mei because I could give a shit
>Don't like using mic because gril gamer
>Barely playing but have gold elims/damage
>Constantly find myself alone, watching teammates running in solo and dying
>Ask them to stop dying alone, try to help me flank
>TRIGGERED team rages on me as we lose
>People shitting on me, being blamed for loss as we go on attack
>"I have silver elims mei wtf are you doing"
>Tell them I have gold
>"Whatever who gives a shit"
>Beg them to flank left behind my wall as they ignore me
>End up flanking behind point
>Freeze headshot Mercy and wall their team in an ult before dying
>Team sweeps in and kills all the frozen enemies
>LOL good job dying mei you worthless fuck you did nothing
>Continue to be shit on
>Decide fine, if I'm that shit I'll just leave
First time ever leaving a comp game. I take tiny solace in knowing they lost hard without me carrying them, but it still fucking sucks how horribly toxic this community is.
I really need to make some friends to play with.

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fine, it's not like I wanted to try the weekly brawl

>>147498718
jesus christ did you pick mei?

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why isnt zenyatta classified as a sniper?
>infinite range
>high damage headshots
>no damage falloff
>can see people through walls

how the fuck am I meant to play over watch without my fucking red bull

>>147498718
That is pretty average on payload/capture
its just KotH where you lose/gain hardly fuck all rank
Someone said its fixed but thats fucking bullshit

>>147498313
Widow's only true counter is another widow.

Yes, Winston is effective but has several problems
A) You're relying on Widow's team utterly ignoring you, despite literally every single one of them seeing your gigantic body leaping through the air and slamming the ground with the noise of a thousand stomping elephants
B) You're relying on Mercy not healing Widow, if she starts healing her you're fucked
C) You're relying on reaper not giving you the spook of a lifetime the second you leap through their entire fucking team to deal with Widow

>>147498492

There's only like one serious choke and that's Temple of Anubis. Everything else a Winston can jump over and be a general faggot to deal with. Even on Anubis, you just go left, pick up the big med and jump through the roof holes. Dorado, you can jump via the right side plaza-ish area that leads to the upper walkway right behind them.

>>147498492

>Be Widow main
>Stare at the choke with nobody coming through
>Press tab to see the enemy team meme'd out with 6 Winstons
>Turn around and see 6 monkeys sitting behind you doing the peanut butter emote
>Ponder the meaning of life while they all spam "how embarassing"
>The sound of 6 Winstons suddenly pressing Q rings through your ears as you find yourself in the south side of Detroit.

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>>147498313
>Any tips on beating skillful widowmakers?
Pick ninjaman, peanut butter ape or get better aim.

>>147497339
>Deepthroating is not comfortable

That's because the people you sleep with don't care about you.

>>147498718
Are there games down that low?

>That one Mercy that damage boosts you instead of heals

just never fucking use damage boost

please

>>147498702
>>147498749
Even if a Winston lands behind a Widow and starts hurting her first, if she turns and gets off her poison and full headshot damage, she kills him first.

need to wake my mom up now to get me more red bull

>>147498950
do you have any good boy points left? that is going to cost you

>>147498787

The fact nobody is playing it should give you a hint as to how shit it is. Every game runs on for fucking ever because of how hard it is to hit people in mid air reliably. And then even if you do manage to kill a few, Mercy just revives.

>>147498484
>thinking level matteres

>>147498883
stupid statement

bastions, pharah, and junkrats all benefit greatly from damage boosts

i fucking hate how hanzo's ult goes through walls

>>147499000
Trips for truth, I just got into a game and it was a lot less fun than I expected. I really enjoyed killing shitty Pharahs with my pistol though

>>147498856
I want to fuck the smug out of this stupid bitch.

>>147498771
Do you like red bull?

>>147498718
Damn nigga I play zenyatta in 80% of my matches and I've only dropped 4 ranks at most

>>147498897
are you playing with a steering wheel or a dish network remote or what

how the fuck are you getting headshot by even the best widows when all you have to do is fly in, jump around, and blind her with your fucking gay lightning and useless shield until she's dead

you literally just get near her and go full retard

>>147499054
This anon, this anon right here is mad.

>>147499054
>be Zenyatta
>tearing it up
>on fire
>Hear Hanzo's ult go off
>See two wolf-dragons coming straight for me
>no movement abilities
>slow as shit hanzo
>Accept my fate with Zen like serenity

>>147498484

Level doesn't mean shit. The one thing you need to learn about games is that there is ALWAYS going to be retards that play the game for 3000 hours and still suck complete dick at it. This is true for literally any game. Being a higher level gives you no in-game advantage. The fact they are matched with you means their MMR is trash.

>>147499071
pretty much. almost as shitty as super shimada bros

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>>147498771
>Dorado defense
>enemy team pushing payload towards the ziggurat
>be reinhardt, contesting payload like a mofo
>die cuz no heals
>watch kill cam
>see mercy sitting in the back with junkrat while damage boosting him
>two more people die, no resurrection
>tfw havent been resurrected once that game
>get gold damage as rein
>lose
I never saw anyone else other than myself and zarya anywhere near that payload
fuck me, man
I gave up on using the mic once slavs started showing up in EU games

>earthshatter about to get blocked by rein shield
>enemy junk knocks me up and gets just behind the shield
Thanks my man

>>147499075
I want to lick her lips and teeth

>>147498987
She'll be pissed but I really need my red bull or my tracer/Lucio skill will suffer and I'll need to go back to bastion

Red bull is expensive though so I'll give her my pocket money

>>147499075
>he thinks he could handle a widowmakers sexual desires

>went from rank 56 to 52 in just a couple hours
I won a lot of games, but people on the other team were leaving so I was getting absolutely no rank gain compared to the huge drop in losses
they need to do something about this shit

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What's wrong with Genji anyway?

>>147498718
Anon it's time to come to grips with the fact that the problem may be you.

>>147499157
>slow as shit zenyatta* not hanzo

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>>147498883
git gud
>when you find that 1/100 Pharah that can actually hit rockets and fly around damage boosting her all game

>>147499112
yea i'm mad. that shit killing me before i can even see it

might need to walk to the store to get red bullbut I'm in my pajamas

Will need to pretend I'm playing overwatch on the way there so my skill doesn't deteriorate

>check out OW twitch stream
>it's soldier 76, reaper, twitch sluts playing mercy or fuccboi shitters playing lucio
>only people doing anything different are sub 50 viewers

When did Activision Blizzard buy the Call of Duty franchise?

>>147499071
>Walk out of spawn
>Get killed by a Mercy being boosted by another Mercy

I had to laugh desu

>>147499017
>>147499164
oh alright, so the part where they completely skull fucked us is normal right?

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>>147499164
>level doesnt mean shit
>get a lvl 9 on our team
>be lvl 79
>it picks lucio
>never presses E, always has speed boost on
>hey man could you try using the heal for once
>"XD he is lernign we r teechin him how 2 paly dat hero"
Solo queue when?