>Official Stuff
http://us.battle.net/overwatch/en/community/
>Competitive Info
http://www.gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://www.over.gg/
>The Oversheet (Damage values and other numbers)
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QgTenq3s-YesFgb-CPI6yIPpp4K9xot7LhTBo3Tm0Pk/edit#gid=1751764739/
>Wiki
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki
>Stats and Leaderboards (Unofficial)
https://masteroverwatch.com
>Official Comics
https://comic.playoverwatch.com/en-us
>>147483278
>Using a mongolian clay diorama on your phone
>>147483365
Yeah, having a few guys shoot the turret behind a shield does wonders.
Stopwatch method to judge comp games fucking when Blizzard?
>>147483431
>>147483431
Post your dva pictures here
>people call Widowmaker blueberry
>she's purple
>tfw no longer care about wins on quick play
>tfw I don't care about "too much defense heroes" and "no support heroes"
Being a shitter is fun as fuck.
>still playing ranked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EJ_QarIUqI
>>147483560
You do know what colour blueberrys are, right anon?
>tfw literally spam m1 as hanzo
>tfw actually get kills
Why do people hate Hanzo?
What would you change about the HUD?
WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS SHIT RANKING SYSTEM DEPEND ON W/L INSTEAD OF HOW WELL YOU DO IN EACH MATCH?
HOW RETARDED ARE THE KEKS AT BLIZZARD?
WHY THE FUCK DO I LOSE RANK WHEN OVER HALF MY TEAM QUITS?
WHY THE FUCK DO I LOSE RANK WHEN THE OTHER TEAM RAGEQUITS?
WHY THE FUCK DO I LOSE RANK WHEN MY TEAM FAILS BECAUSE I'M THE ONLY FUCKING PERSON THAT CAN COUNTER PICK?
WHY ISN'T THERE OUTRAGE OVER THIS DOGSHIT? WHY AREN'T YOU PETITIONING BLIZZARD RIGHT NOW AND DEMANDING AN EXPLANATION FOR THIS ABORTION?
>try playing with lv 11 friend
>everyone is around his level
>get a sym on our team who puts a teleporter in spawn like its fucking tf2
>get a soldier overextending far as fuck while defending while they enemy back caps us with one reaper
Just once I'd like to face the team where everyone has 700 ping instead of being on that team. Went from 52 to 49 because of this shit it's so tilting
>>147483595
The Genji instalockers were on to something, honestly
Horrible team comp and ignoring the objective is fun
>>147483620
Because for every kill you get spamming M1 arrows, you could be getting two or three as 76, Reaper, or hell even McCree
>>147483595
Quick Play with a permanent 75% xp penalty is the only way to play this game.
Anything that is bullshit or annoys me and I'm out. I only stick around if things are going well.
Can I please have some torb potgs? I just cheese won with him on King's and no one even damaged the turret enough to kill it without me hammering on it
How does pharah x mercy work out? Pharahs religious beliefs would never alow her to be with a whore.
Great game blizztards
>>147483660
Refer to >>147483598
>Hear "NERF THIS"
>Pop barrier and barrier an ally
>MAXIMUM CHARGE
I love doing this with Zarya.
>>147483560
Have you ever seen a blueberry?
>>147483632
walk out of spawn
remove tips
What's so bad about overextending again?
How do you get more consistent? I just had my first comp game and I did quite well, but I know I won't be able to keep up a decent performance. Especially if I have to switch to support or a tank and need to rely on flankers being able to do a job I feel more comfortable at.
I like the game, but it's so back and forth and I have no consistency at all. I either play well or I suck dick.
>>147483595
Shitter in QP, tryhard in competitive. Feels good
>>147483632
>blueberry
1. I want my health bar in the middle of the screen. Smaller but somewhere centred so I can see my health mid fight easier
2. A progress bar for reloads so I know exactly when I can melee to interrupt the animation or when I shouldn't activate abilities that interrupt reloads because it isnt done yet.
Considering every class has vastly different timings I dont know why this isnt already a thing
POST THICK MERCY
THERES ONE OUT THERE THAT'S SIMILAR TO THIS AND ONE OF YOU HAS IT SAVED
>>147483546
>>147483805
The fact that it resets when someone is on. It should just freeze.
>>147483632
nothing, why
>>147483770
the fact that damage past the shield limit doesn't carry over into health is exploitable
>>147483805
you risk dying and being out of the match for 10 seconds while they capitalize on your death
>>147483881
Not overtime, overextending.
>>147483805
You die because you're fighting to close to where they spawn.
Thus they can push in easily and fuck you over while you take the long walk of shame back to the point you're losing
>>147483805
You need a 100% kill rate on the enemy team to not immediately lose, because the instant one gets behind and starts capping, you're fucked.
>>147483632
As Mercy, having a ping on my screen automatically whenever someone goes below a certain health threshold, rather than them spamming "NEED HEALING", would be nice
>No hero stacking
>Stopwatch
>Overtime prevents hero swapping for its duration
>Widow is removed from the game (Not because she's OP, but because she's simply unfun for everyone to play against)
Game fixed
>>147483817
I'd be tempted to never play pharah again just to preserver that god like average.
>That moment when Torbjorn is getting nerfed on console despite being kinda eh in the first place.
Kek
>>147483431
winky face
>>147483785
That's clearly blue, Widow is purple.
So I was the guy that went 1-9 in placement
Here is my picture
>Forced to support
>Every game has a widow and hanzo in my team plus dva
>Genjis tracers junkrats and mei along with tolb and bastion too
>>147483718
>permanent 75% xp penalty is the only way to play this game
It counts as a loss if you quit mid game now. Might as well see it through the end and at least get some xp.
>>147483838
I GOT'CHU FAMALAM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHQ1QhuLNZQ
nice fucking game overtards
>>147483632
I want an option to remove tips
>>147483817
Practice, just like everything else. Play a lot
I've always wanted to be Pharah's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the spawn room with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" D.Va says. Widowmaker licks her lips, Tracer giggles, and Symmetra glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Pharah kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Pharah's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel myself teleported across the room, and I find myself lying underneath D.Va, Widowmaker, and Tracer. They had already taken their boots off and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Pharah said, "he's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. She shoves my dick inside her tight, sopping wet pussy and starts pumping. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred Reinhardts. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she stands over my head and rains her "justice" down on me from above. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
>>147483969
you almost got it right, let me get that for you
>hero limit
>stopwatch
>removal of 2 CP mapsmcree zen and dva buffs
>>147484006
But I love Pharah, she's a lot of fun and I can easily see where I need to improve. I don't really mind if the stats go down a lot, especially since I play for fun.
I don't really main a hero though, I play what role is needed and one of several picks depending on situation. Pharah just seems really strong and too good on a lot of maps not to use her. Her vertical advantage is amazing.
>>147483478
Nah g the Galaxy S7 just has the multitasking button right next to the spacebar and once you press it the "close all" button appears right where the spacebar was. Happens often
Shit phone design desu but if I cared about good design I wouldn't be playing Overwatch
>>147483632
Remove transparency from the health bar, health value, ammo value and the killfeed. Can't read that shit at all if the area I'm in is bright.
Eg: Anywhere on Illos, when the killfeed is against the sky.
>>147483632
I'd remove the character portrait in the bottom left. I know who I'm playing, I chose him on the selection screen
>>147483546
d.va is best korean
Professional Overwatch player 'EnvyUs.Taimou' sure is a good aimer!
>>147483546
>>147484258
what am i looking at here?
>>147484018
It's more of a mouse vs controller thing. One is just faster than the other, and when turrets can't be hit by analog controllers faster than they can aimbot and feed molten core and when they're stacked it's a problem.
I feel completely at the whim of the matchmaker. I have about 160 hours in the game so far, and I have never once thought to myself, "this game is close, and we'll win if I play well and lose if I play poorly." Nor have I ever thought, "we were losing, but then we communicated about our team comp and turned it around." I just feel like we will win if our average skill is higher and lose if it's lower. Basically, it feels like a coin flip. Wat do.
>>147484258
its not aimbot he just couldnt decide if he wanted to shoot the hanzo or the genjj and he has a fast sniper computer mind that got torn between the two, this is normal for high performance fps professional players, please STOP posting this webm he is not cheating please delete this overwatch pros do not cheat and are my heroes
>>147484018
>kinda eh
He used to be my go to cheese win when i get a shit team on defense. Dude shits all over pubs. Although he didn't deserve the nerf desu but it'll definitely help solo players. As long as they didn't nerf the rivet gun he should be fine.
>>147483546
rare hana
4 u
>>147484353
A "skilled" Widowmaker
>>147483560
I'm used to "blueberry" meaning "random person on the team when the rest of you are in a stack" so this always confuses me.
>Lost every placement match
>Get stuck at 39
>Immediately crash to 34
>Go pure carry and climb to 43
>Now my carries get us at best to Sudden Death
>I get attacking EVERY FUCKING TIME
>Back to 36
Legit if they dont announce a change to the Sudden Death system tomorrow im out
>>147484258
>show cases skill how easily he can lock on for a headshot consistently
based
I haven't had a balanced game in weeks
>>147484353
An aimbot.
>>147484258
That honestly looks like twitchy aiming and really, really shitty spectator/playback features. The same problem occurs in CSGO and other FPS. The spectator and replay mode tend to have lower tick rates than the game itself which causes problems like that.
Not saying he isn't cheating, but I highly doubt he is and can get away with it with how closely Blizzard is monitoring their new game. Sadly, their other games are rife with cheaters and they don't care.
>>147484353
Professional Overwatch player EnvyUs.Taimou using an aimbot in an Overwatch tournament. It malfunctions and locks onto a player who is being rezzed and he tries to pull away.
>>147483595
it's the only way to play this shitfest
>>147484470
>>147484423
>>147484513
>/owg/ can't tell the difference between shit aim and aimbotting
wow
So this just happened...
>>147484353
watch as mercy ults them and his aim keeps switching back and forth between lucio(?) and genji
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMSiKcUtRWo&t=59s
mustard tiger Roadhog skin when?
>>147484476
>I highly doubt he is and can get away with it with how closely Blizzard is monitoring their new game
At a certain number of stream viewers or company sponsors, you bet your ass they'll let it slide as "SHITTY PLAYBACK LOL" than actually punish the guy.
>>147484451
>he thinks sudden death on attack is the worst out of the two
>>147483632
>>147484251
hero portait can go
so can the weapon icon
take off the letters for abilities
move things more to the corners to not obstruct vision
minimalism
minimalism
minimalism
>>147483838
>pick donkey kong
>get my shit pushed in by reaper
help. there's always a reaper on every team
>>147484375
Wouldn't it be better to slow down the turret's turn speed + less range? Seems like the damage change is a bit drastic?
>there are actually people in this thread trying to defend the Taimou aimlock
>>147484451
Have you considered that you're just not that good? Just practice with Roadhog for climbing the ranks.
I just like the rare times I get PoTG with Tracer
>>147484603
True, but Blizzard hasn't hesitated to ban really popular streamers before when they break the game. They've also done the opposite and avoided doing so, like with Reckful (well known WoW arena streamer) who used tmog (program that changes the character's model and is illegal) on his stream for a long time.
>>147484608
I'd like the ability to change crosshairs too. They don't need to be gigantic.
>>147484652
>>147484652
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgKOO4K9F2E
Moon Map
-map unique spacesuit skins
-low gravity
-part of it is inside domes
-rest of it is outside
-if you aren't careful and don't have a movement ability. You can get blow off into space.
>>147484375
>shooters
>on consoles
but why
>comp start
>teammate gets DC'd
>comes back like 20 seconds later
>match is still getting cancelled
why
>>147484582
>Snaps back to the head of the same character twice within a second despite his obvious attempts to aim away while he's invulnerable
>It's just him having shit aim, promise!
Friendly reminder that professional Overwatch player 'Cloud9.Surefour' used aimbot cheats in Titanfall tournaments.
>>147484652
>implying anything would actually get done about it
you're talking about the same group of "competitive" players who had in-house tournaments during the CLOSED BETA when 99.99% of the people couldn't even get into the game
the competitive scene overall can not give two shits about it, easily a third of the "pro" players are using aimbots and nothing will get done about it
suck it and deal with it, because N O T H I N G will happen
>>147484689
>posing at the end because you think you got potg
Why? That's pretty pointless.
>>147484101
holy shit
>>147484476
good aiming wouldnt require him to drag his cursor away from the genji he was trying to aim at in an attempt to lose the lock on the lucio he just killed
>>147484606
It is when you're at low rank playing with shitters, since it actually takes some level of team coordination and skill to attack. I think the balance flips somewhere around 50.
>>147484753
Won 5v6 Gibraltar and still got jack shit for xp.
>>147484379
Team stack.
>>147484379
what exactly were you expecting out of a blizzard game that isn't named starcraft
>>147484652
>>147484712
Pfft, how new are you? Can't you tell that's just twitchy aiming? I'm sure pros do that all the time.
Reply to this Post with unique over-watch art
Crossovers, sexy, original characters doughnut-steel
just as long as it is unique
gg ez :)
>>147484032
>>147483560
So she's more of a grape is what you're saying. Specifically the purple kind.
Which fucking hacks are they using? I wanna become a super famous streamer too
>>147483969
>no items
>fox only
>final destination
Fuck off tourneyfag
You're right about the stopwatch though.
What would you fix in competitive?
>>147484867
the kind seagull uses
>>147484794
Honestly, I posed because I like the pose. If I had a different pose I wouldn't have done it. I also pose when I get mercy ults, but that one is more because It generates hatemail.
Also, that Zen Master didn't kill a taunting player that he orbed
Friendly reminder that professional Overwatch player 'Cloud9.Surefour' uses aimbot cheats in Overwatch tournaments.
I want to tug on Lucio's dreads
I want to fuck the nigger manlet
I want him to yell I AM LOVING THIS as he comes all over my face
>>147484648
Yeah, as a console pleb the main problem is it auto locks no matter what direction you come at it from. Since most people, especially tanks, think this is TDM they're afraid to take any damage and let their team deal with the turret.
>Win game, unga rank
>Lose game, bunga rank
>UNGA BUNGA BLIZZARD
>>147484903
60 tick rate instead of 20
smaller headshot hit boxes
You guys think Mercy hasinverted nipples?
>>147484842
>>147484852
those are the forbidden words, could you not
>>147484921
Friendly reminder that Blizzard investigated and cleared him of any wrongdoing.
>>147484921
That one I'm willing to attribute to him just having good tracking.
The one of him blowing up the enemy Tracer with headshots as soon as she's around a corner is more damning.
>>147484971
easy
I hope next season resets ranks andwe get new placement matches.
KotH bug costed me 3 ranks, and it's a fucking grind to rank up on solo q
>>147484648
The biggest thing is teamstacking though.
>>147484848
>>147484903
I just wish they'd reboot the rankings now that they've fixed the KOTH issue. Ranks are way too fucked because of it.
>>147484586
Yay 10% XP.
>>147484903
Computing opponent ranks and therefore the rewards you get at the end rather than the start. Filter the words heal, support or tank from anyone selected or hovering an offense or defense character. 60mghz
>>147485027
is it safe to do placements now?
>>147484852
GGEZ LIKE BOTS
>>147484802
I'm not going to say he isn't hacking, it definitely looks suspicious. We'll see if he is in the end, since Blizzard will absolutely not let that happen and destroy their new e-sport. It could be a problem with the spectator/replay that makes it look like his rapid back and forth is snapping.
I've seen a number of very fishy shots and snapping in CSGO, but the majority do not get banned despite huge witch hunts on those players specifically, since they can't find anything to prove hacking.
>>147483431
>>147483546
Well, I caved and finally got the game.
What am I in for?
>>147483660
>I am the only constant
>>147484848
Ogon po gotovnosti!
>>147484867
One of my friends (a coder, in his 50s and not the sort of person who lies about things) claims to have been commissioned to make a private aimbot for a pro-level CSGO player
I wonder if the esports industry is a lot like sports, where at the top level almost no one is 'natural'.
>>147484903
Stacking limit.
>>147485096
Shitters and memes
Then when you get to rank 30 you get to shitters, memes, and shitters who call you a shitter
>>147484379
Every ranked game is like this anon
Its either you get the team that is full of people who know what they're doing and how to do it, and what to change if need be, or you get the team full of the lone wolf kiddos that just wander aimlessly who are the ones that the people know what they're doing carry on their team, those guys that are insignificant on your team but you win anyway.
>>147484903
Stopwatch
No hero stacking/limit hero stacking to 2
Base rank on individual skill instead of w/l ratio
Change from a 100 point system to something that allows for a higher range of skill placement
Change score calculation so that everyone's rating doesn't trend down.
>>147484848
girl zen
>>147484258
>>147484787
>>147484921
>everyone that's better than me is a charter
Ok anon
Why the FUCK is ranking not based on skill
>tfw stuck in the 40 skill bracket forever
>>147485096
Sadbois
>>147483431
>Finally win a drawn out, agonizing ranked game on Cyka Industries
>Get rewarded with 1 point raise in MMR and a loot box with 3 duplicates
T-thanks
>>147485009
this?
>>147485006
No they didn't. I know you're ``````trolling'''' but just in case there's anyone naive here.
>>147485118
I seriously doubt that it is.
>>147485118
>I wonder if the esports industry is a lot like sports, where at the top level almost no one is 'natural'.
you don't fucking say?
remember the league of legends and starcraft pro teams/players lashing out against tournament organizers for doing drug tests for adderall? as well as all the match fixing in China and Korea
>>147485158
>how to draw manga tutorial face
>>147484258
>>147484787
>>147484921
Seagull said he's legit though. He even hosted his stream and I'd believe someone who's actually good at the game than some no name scrub like you.
i just won a ranked match but my rank went down. WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKK has this happened to anyone else? great game, blizzard
>>147484848
does this rhyme?
>>147484848
wut
>mfw someone picks d va on my team.
wow what are you actually doing for the team
kys
Is the game ~30Gigs and does it require you to have that much room open before you install? I haven't bought the game yet tonight.
I don't have that much room left on my SSD. Only around 27 gigs and I don't wanna put the game on my slow ass slave HDD.
>>147485118
Well I live in the fucking Bay Area and I'm gonna fund my own unique aimbot and in a year you'll all have heard of me
And mine will have blackjack and hookers
>>147485262
>Cheaters are willing to protect one another to keep their gravy train rolling
Shocking
>Enemy team
>They kill our mercy and make her a prioity target
>My team
>Completly ignore the enemy mercy and feed her ults
Fucking tards.
SureFour does NOT cheat, please delete your fraudulent posts claiming that he aimbots in tournnaments. He is an inspiration to all homosexual gamers and not a cheater.
>>147485301
It's like 6gb
>solo queue
>now entering lijiang tower
>instantlock hanzo on team
REEEEE I'M 63 GO BACK TO RANK 40 YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
>>147484848
is this racist? I feel like this is racist
FINALLY I CAN PLAY ZARYA
>>147485027
You're gonna get new palcement matches. Trust me when I say it's not gonna change much.
>>147484921
I don't think anyone cares, did the beta have any anticheat at all? If blizz are hosting comp matches with prize money then why not hack.
>>147485291
D.Va is perfect for killing Mei-shitters.
>>147483546
Anyone have any D.va pics where she's dressed as a North Korean?
>>147485376
>A clip of him missing loads of bullets
>>147485343
does seagull actually cheat?
>>147484848
>>147484852
You did well, but you didn't perform well enough to give me a challenge
>>147485350
>I am the Mercy that gets ignored by teammates
God I hate this. I don't even main her, I pick her or Lucio depending on team comp and only when we need a support. But almost every time my team abandons me or huddles together so I can't GA around.
>>147485492
HE does that on purpose so it looks more natural retart
>>147485436
With the worst skin?
>>147485451
I got rank 50 after doing 7-3, and had like 5 KotH matches.
It can't get any lower than that.
https://vine.co/v/5zx95awEKgF
it's raining justice
>>147485253
>league
>starcraft
league is forced and starcraft are dead
there's only two ELECTRONIC GAMING SPORTS that matter
neither are by blizzard
blizzard will force this just like hearthstone rather than just let it be a fun casual shooter
>>147485431
>was ranked 52
>just keep going down
>rank 42
>>147485492
It's called a magazine not a clip and i don't it had any affect on him missing.
>>147484708
>I'd like the ability to change crosshairs too
uh
>>147485482
I find Pharah way better, on top of being more useful for everything else. Her body shots hurt a lot, plus her concussive rocket can knock her out of Mei's ult/spray or can get Mei away from her team if she has ulted them. It's incredibly useful.
Plus there's always the jumpjet to get away from her yourself.
>>147485285
>>147485492
You don't literally let the aimbot shoot for you, you fucking idiot.
>>147484712
>>147484652
From that vid it looks like he's bound an aimbot to a key he can hit that automatically targets a head. He was obviously trying to lock onto the Genji's head but the program made him lock onto someone being revived, which is why it twitched multiple times.
I'm more convinced he has an aimbot than not
So basically
Every top team in
Csgo
Tf2
And now Overwatch
Is filled with cheaters that are all on adderal and expect people to watch them and use their screen names
And people think this is gonna be big?
>>147485572
If it's anything likeleague of legendsplacements, even if you go 10-0 you'll still be near what you were at last season.
>>147484848
bumper car mini game coming soon
TRACER!!!
>>147485436
That skin is so terrible you actually feel bad having it
>>147484708
>I'd like the ability to change crosshairs too. They don't need to be gigantic.
Options menu bro.
You can change them globally or individually for each character.
>>147485664
Fuck, that actually exists, doesn't it? I guess I haven't bothered looking.
>>147485572
I went 3 and 7 with 6 KOTH matches and got ranked 48, there are probably people worse than me too, you're not a special snowflake
>>147485776
I hate playing against a good one
>get the nice Riverboat McCree skin
>literally never play him
>>147484689
>can see myself talking the top left
Kosm how horrifying
>>147485724
is this some bait that you're too retarded to make appealing?
0/10 try harder
and in the off case you're serious, you don't understand anything you're talking about
>>147485283
Not really, even if you try to pronounce certain words differently. Would have probably been better if it was a Haiku because 'muh honor'
>>147485669
Yeah, well, at least D.Va is useful for something instead of nothing.
>>147485587
hana has a huge vagina
>>147484848
.
>>147480642
>>147481993
It's from one of the animated shorts, featuring Winston, Tracer, Reaper and Widowmaker.
All 4 of them comment on it when playing Numbani.
>>147484932
I take it Tracer is ridiculous on console?
>>147485749
Damn, that's a shame.
>>147485809
I never thought I was a special case, that's exactly why new placement matches would be good.
>>147485776
I want her to blink onto my dick
>>147484101
I need that. Christ.
>8-2 on placements, place at 58
>do ranked, 5 stack
>goes to 5th round, 2-2, 99%-99% on overtime KoTH
>I'm lucio, they have double tracers, my lifespan is <5 seconds if near objective
>40+ deaths
I have 107 deaths in 11 games total, nearly half of them from that last game...we lost.
>>147485875
What in the fuck did she actually think was going to happen there
You're not going to burn down DVA's 6 billion points of armor with mei before she can gun you down or flies away
>>147485587
I want to rub my dick on Hana's cameltoe.
Are good Tracers and Reapers nigh unstoppable? They need to get nerfed.
>>147485946
I'll never understand eyelash fetish
>>147484848
,
I'll make it quick anon...
>>147485242
>literally oversnaps to the floor and has to readjust
>H-He's aimbotting!!
try harder
>>147484848
>>147485875
>that panic spray
>>147485875
kek. eat shit mei
>>147485987
I think she just realized how fucked she was too late.
WHICH MULTIPLAYER SHITFEST DID YOU MEMELOVING FUCKS LEAVE BEHIND WHEN YOU BOUGHT OVERWATCH?
Sudden death is really fucking stupid... like why not make it whoever got the best time is the winner?
>D.Va's mech now has ammo and a lengthy reload time
>Tighten the bullet spread and remove the MS penalty
There I made D'Va viable.
>>147486029
They're fine. I just think McCree got nerfed too hard so they're running too rampant. Reaper especially
>>147485905
ohhh it's the Doomfist kid from the reveal trailer, right? I totally forgot about that.
>>147486118
Warframe
>>147486029
The keyword here is good. A good any hero is going to demolish.
Nerf everyone.
Genji butt!
A cute!
>>147486056
>Mei will never leave you partially frozen and tease the shit out of your dick
Why live
>>147486102
I want that brutish women to turn timid and dere.
I want that gap moe
>>147486056
>cue Reinhardt charging from the side to save the day
>>147485918
A bit, but more because most people refuse to counter pick. Luckily, more often then not, people play a hero because they got shit on by a really good one, then give up shortly after and go back to what's easiest and comfortable. Then again just like on pc it seems really good ones are horrible to fight.
>That ledge at the start of Volskaya
>Always tempted to charge the attackers as they come around the corner
>Always worried that I wont actually knock anyone off and kill only myself, which basically means the first point is screwed since its going to take me ten years to spawn and get back
>>147486118
Tf2
The entire economy crashed and my ultra rare items became worth about 5 cents each
>>147485918
Id assume she's pretty shitty because she needs twitch aiming to be good.
And its not like controllers are that good at that.
>>147486056
cloud9.surefour is an all natty professional hero inspiration to us all, please do not insult surefour
every time he snaps to the enemy it is with the same 50ms delay, this is because he has an advanced computer viper brain that is trained to compute the fastest way to vanquish his enemies and it takes exactly 50ms, he is an awesome killer and my personal hero & inspiration so i do not want to see any of you badmouthing him ever again on this board or there will be problems with me, understood? good.
>>147485938
>D.Va not killing herself being that close to the blast
bad art
What are good overwatch support player streams? If they exist
>>147485253
Drug testing for adderall was always going to be the best way to troll pro players. I'm glad TOs have started.
>>147486118
TF2
Never had an australium, or cared for them.i'm on the right
>>147484848
Daily reminder that you shouldn't play support in ranked.
You get less ranked points than any other hero.
>>147486118
League technically was the last competitive multiplayer game I played before overwatch, but I hadnt touched league in a while at that point
I wish I could say it was an improvement but theres really the same kind of retards in this game as there were in league, as well as the same "Nerf anything I dont like/cant effortlessly beat" mindset
>>147486118Payday 2
>>147484848
postan gramps
>>147486118
csgo/dirty bomb
>>147486323
'2GD' is a former quake player and his favorite character is lucio, don't think he streams much though.
>>147486118
CSGO.
I hadn't played seriously in almost a year, that shit just became too damn toxic and everybody was obsessed with gambling shitfests.
>>147486118
I still play tf2 a lot.
People who cared about the market were cancer.
Daily 76 carry.
>>147486029
McCree needs his 1-hit combo back for <=250 health heroes
His main complaint was being able to HOL UP *fth**rolls behind you**fth* over 800 damage and thus completely fulfilling the role of both tank-buster and flank counter. If they made FTH still do reasonable damage like 55 or 60/shot (previously 70, now 45) he'd still be picked. Note that he still needs to land 4 out of 6 shots from FTH to kill 200health heroes
>>147486274
>He lands headshots on a target he already knew was there that is not jumping or moving erratically
>must be aimbotting
>>147483598
>I calibrated really low oh shit
>heh I know I'll make fun of people for playing it trying to perpetuate that it's super broken and I'm actually worth a much higher rank than I got!
>>147486118
Heroes of the Storm.
>>147485587
Where's the rest of this?
Overbuff or Masteroverwatch? Which is better to use?
>>147486363
Which is fucking stupid. If you take more than 50% of your teams damage, you shouldn't be getting less experience than them
>>147486350
OW even steals jokes from LoL lmao xD
>>147486274
Now this one does look suspicious.
I've never been in /owg/ before, do you guys play together? I need some buddies to play withon ps4cause im sick of playing with shitters
>>147486437
http://imgur.com/gallery/RaHiB
>>147486419
>>heh I know I'll make fun of people for playing it trying to perpetuate that it's super broken and I'm actually worth a much higher rank than I got!
You know koth was literally super bugged right? If you played any koth match you were guaranteed to get jack shit
Soldier 1776 skin when?
How do I play le edgy death man effectively? Like what seperates a good reaper from a bad one.
On payload maps I just have no idea what to do and end up just going in, poking someone a bit, shifting out and the person gets healed.
>>147486118
dota
>>147486394
I meant pros,anon
http://www.ownedcore.com/forums/fps/overwatch-exploits-hacks/
>>147486403
>he needs auto-aim to actually be good at Soldier
>>147486403
I got a Team Kill as 76 today with our payload being contested about 10m away form the final cap.
Holy fuck it felt like christmas
filler content in the loot boxes
>zenyatta/lucio/mercy intros
how the fuck are people so high level already the game has been out for a month
>>147486524
Flank them
>>147486186
close enough
>>147484258
It's ok Seagull said he doesn't cheat. All Overwatch pros are cheat free including the ones already lifebanned from previous games for cheating in pro matches. Please ignore the man behind the curtain.
>>147486137
Yeah that's the one.
>>147486118
TF2. Honest.
>>147486191
There's a gyfcat somewhere of Mei freezing a Torb and charging the icicle, only for her to get pinned by a Reinhardt that suddenly flies through. Was good shit.
>>147486274
>please do not insult surefour
>>147486459
Neither are good. Overbuff said my friend was in the top 99% in Reaper, McCree, Tracer, and Pharah, and that he was in the top 99% of all players in NA.
He was calibrated at 48 and has dropped lower
>>147486483
I was hoping fornipplesthanks though.
>>147486403
I just played against some S:76 named Mike.he was a cunt
>>147486560
So i shouldnt use my Q when i have it? What kind of retarded reasoning is that?
>>147486403
gj lucio
>>147486562
>Not 0.6 M from cap
>>147486537
He was a pro quake player
>>147486521
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
Sounds patriotic as hell
>>147486478
you've come to the wrong place. this place is full of shitters lad
>>147486524
Personally I focus tanks and healers any time I can in a team fight. Even if I die so long as one of those two are down it seems to top he fight on our favor.
>>147486627Im EU so there's nothing to worry
>>147486524
Proper teleports to sneak behind enemy lines, don't start shooting until you're in optimal range.
You literally melt tanks. Don't shoot Zarya's bubble, go after Roadhog after he has used his hook or you bait his hook.
Use shift to get away from danger. There are other uses for it too, but it's mainly used to get away from danger.
>that episode of Overwatch: The Animated Series where Tracer gets impaled through the chest with a steel girder while protecting Zenyatta
>>147484762
but it doesn't even snap to his head??
pretty sure you can't hack in tournaments.
>>147486339
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=behvc_U3BfA
Could you guys please stop posting D.va, I'm too tired to wank
just say NO to unbalanced competitive
>>147486728
Its my favourite
>>147486732
>pretty sure you can't hack in tournaments.
Anon, that was an online tournament, aka Surefour was sitting in his house playing. And yes you can hack on LAN, there was a huge debacle in CSGO when they discovered a cheat being used by pros on LAN which was loaded into the mouse's drivers or configuration memory.
>>147486684
No he wasn't . Stop memeing me you piece of shit. I only wanted to watch high tier supports
>>147486570
>implying Zen intros aren't the best in the game
these niggas dont even know Transcendence lmao
Are the servers down?
>tfw I use quickplayer to practice whatever I play for competitive
>i use it to learn heroes
>tfw don't give a shit if I lose in quick player
Feels. Fucking. Good.
>>147486491
Yes and its been fixed, the only people whining about competitive now are just your typical booga posters and I can't help but laugh at them.
People can't cope with just being average.
>>147486842
>google '2GD'
>first result
>'James "2GD" Harding is a former professional Quake 4(...)
your head is slow?
When is Hanzo getting a nerf?
Shitters don't even have to aim
Rein buff idea:
If his armor breaks (yellow bar), his skin gets different, with broken helmet and other pieces, and his speed/damage increases, but his shield max health is only 1000.
This gets reversed instantly when he gets healed, even if just for a tiny bit, into the yellow portion of his health.
>>147486118
gw2, wvw is fucking dead
>>147486839
didn't the guy say that was taimou?
anyway that sucks, what's the point of risking all your hard earned gamerbux by cheating when you can just beat them the old fashioned way
>>147486851
>not using discord intro
it's like you like showing off how much of ahealslutyou are
>>147486894
Your post was "I calibrated low oh shit", which was an explicit result of the koth bug and really fucked up a lot of things.
ME UNGA etc still happens though
>>147486929
>>147486839
>No hacks required!
>>147486851
>Harmony and Discord
Use to main zen in the beta back before the great nerfs of 2016. I'd get so many POTGs.
>>147486728
Can't tell if serious or not
>>147486851
zenyatta potg don't exist
>>147486929
>anyway that sucks, what's the point of risking all your hard earned gamerbux by cheating when you can just beat them the old fashioned way
neither taimou nor surefour are top-level without aimbot, hence why they use aimbot
i have seen surefour play in 'aimbot off' mode on his stream and he aims worse than some of the tracers in my comp games
I bought a g900 just for the game profiles that are stored in it, you can load hacks in there and if they suspect something just switch profiles.
>>147483660
>WHY THE FUCK DO I LOSE RANK WHEN OVER HALF MY TEAM QUITS?
If you didn't then teams would pick one person and have him quit when they were losing and then just rotate who did it, and that would mean you could negate a loss 100% of the time for 5/6 people whenever a game went bad. (and they would)
>WHY THE FUCK DO I LOSE RANK WHEN THE OTHER TEAM RAGEQUITS?
You don't in fact if its late enough in the game you will still gain rank. I have. Even if they all quit early you don't lose anything you just don't gain any ranking. It's a wash.
>WHY THE FUCK DO I LOSE RANK WHEN MY TEAM FAILS BECAUSE I'M THE ONLY FUCKING PERSON THAT CAN COUNTER PICK?
Play with friends.
>WHY ISN'T THERE OUTRAGE OVER THIS DOGSHIT?
Because it's actually a pretty good system. I find that the only people who are really freaking out are;
a) People who are so dysfunctional they can't even make any friends online without even having to have real contact
b) People who are bad at the game, but because of Dunning-Kruger think they are awesome and therefore keep blaming all their losses on 'bad teammates' 'bad ranking system' etc.
>>147486810
Are you still safe to leave like normal?
i.e. can you leave during team comp before setup starts?
>>147486976
So why haven't you climbed since then?
Lemme guess, MUH TEAMS ARE RETARDED.
>>147486986
>but i'll use hacks anyways lol
>>147486689
oh
well this thread is too straight for my liking anyway so guess i'll bump with husbando fanart
>>147486919
>Speed increase
>In a game with universal run speed
>On a large hitbox 75 per swing weapon
>Giving it MORE damage
I mean at that point I would just play literally nothing but reinhardt and play him as the demoknight I first thought he was
>>147487075
I'm not the one complaining about comp fucko. I couldn't give less of a fuck about comp and never have. The only reason I ever did the placement matches was for the free spray and comp points.
So what exactly is stopping a member of the losing team from temporarily leaving and cutting your xp gains?
>Competitive Overwatch
LOLOLOLOL more like competitive aimbotting
>>147486879
nah man
one of our guys left for us, so we wouldn't have to get stomped by TL
>>147487041
So here's what I don't get.
>someone leaves early on in the match
>5v6
>team with fewer people loses
>they lose rank as expected
>the other team gains very little
Where does the MMR go?
I'm going to bed now, if this thread is still criticizing my heroes EnvyUs.Taimou and Cloud9.Surefour when I awake I will be taking action with this web site's administrator. Consider yourselves warned.
I recently discovered how fun Winston is. Post what character you recently discovered was fun
I find it kind of funny, I find kind of sad
The dreams that I'm banging D.va are the best I've ever had
>>147487041
Why does Blizzard even allow people to queue solo if they aren't going to even try to make the game fun for them? "Play with friends" isn't an answer when the vast majority of a game's owners aren't doing so and the game allows for that.
>walk in
>see this
would you help him /owg/?
>>147486491
>tfw you went 3-7, but all 7 losses were on KotH so you still got placed at 58
>>147487151
>I mean at that point I would just play literally nothing but reinhardt and play him as the demoknight I first thought he was
Well yeah, that's the point.
Though, memes aside, they should at least up the Fire Charge damage to 150, so you can kill lvl 1 turrets and tracers with one shot.
>>147486118
Skullgirls
>>147484848
anybody want a wallpaper?
>>147486919
>reinhardt
>buff
>>147487157
Season ban
>>147487164
It actually seems like a good career path. You put down $350 on a custom Russian-designer aimbot that runs from the mouse drivers and you reap thousands of USD in tournament winnings.
Roadhog's hook:
Hitscan or projectile?
>>147487198
Junkrat, I didn't realize he can jump like the Demoman with taking any damage or fall damage
>>147487157
They get a penalty and (eventually) a ban from that season of comp.
This could easily be circumvented though, by just getting friends who don't give a fuck about comp
>>147487335
yes
>>147487246
Why can't 15 year old girls on Tumblr jack off to normal things?
>>147487075
Not that guy but here's my story.
>placed during KOTH bug.
>dropped ranks during KOTH bug
>play mostly support so lose more rank than I gain
>12 matches in a row someone on my team left giving me a forced loss
>stuck in autism shitter tier with really bad team mates
>still playing support because nobody else will
>have to win 2 for every loss just to break even
>>147487335
hitscan with slightly delayed scan
>>147487265
What if they 'disconnect'
>>147486118
world oftanks__
>>147487335
Hitscan and extremely broken behavior ie hooking through walls
It needs to be revamped badly
>>147487335
It's hitscan but it would probably be less wonky as a projectile for both Roadhog and hook victims.
hello fellow overwatch cucks, how long are you going to tolerate losing three times as much rank from a loss as you gain from a win?
>groupies defending each others' shitty hero picks
what cancer
>>147487084
This thread ain't big enough for the both of us...
>>147487368
Anon its the exact same shit as guys getting off to lesbian porn
Except, reversed
>>147487341
Imagining junk with 8 mines makes me wet
>You now can leave without penalty
>Without penalty
>>147487253
I just picked it up on sale, what did you think?
I wanted to improve my Melee game but I got sick of fucking up wavedashes and practicing against bots except like once a week and this seemed like a good alternative to work on so I don't get burnt out
Plus it just seemed really fun, heard it compared to MvC
>>147487335
It's a projectile obviously
>>147486781
Wow! They're statues!
And you're saying I have to kill them with melee? Wow!
>>147487405
Still season ban
>>147486118
FF14 I'm glad it's finaly over.
>>147487368
>azn being choked out by white male
too problematic to be tumblr
>>147487446
They don't strangle and rape each other in my lesbo porn.
>>147487440
>>147487246
Only if he gives me his brother with that amazing roboass.
>>147487440
Does anyone hav that webm or gif of Mcree winking?
>>147487506
Oh, yeah women get off to rape and struggle and shit. They like feeling submissive. Even if they dont admit it during daytime hours
Deceitful fucks
>>147487446
Bara shit is always super hardcore though.
>>147487323
You must have a sad boring if you have this much time for the past hour to samefag and hate on esports. I admire your strong will that you haven't killed yourself yet
>>147487335
It's a projectile, you can count the time it takes for it to strike a wall at max distance
>>147486118
ffxiv
>Be Tracer
>Have ult
>Going to take out the torb turret that's been annoying us
>4 teammates decide it's a good idea to back up the world's easiest job
>While they do this, the other team kills our one man on the point and caps it
Fuck's sake I needed TEN WHOLE SECONDS to get from spawn to turret, I didn't need an escort of retards to die and lose us the point
>>147487256
whoops wrong version
>>147487571
Is that why 50 Shades was so popular?
>>147487335
neither
why do you people think its a binary system
>>147487480
>40s
It's late 60s! REEEEEEEEE
>>147487650
Sort of, but it was mostly 30+ year old women with no real partners who were lonely
>>147487218
If you que solo, it puts you up against a group of six other people who also qued solo. The system at all times tries to group stacks against stacks. Small groups against separate small groups. And full groups against full groups. Even in quick play it does this.
I know it seems like the other team is all in a group, but that's because they are probably talking in in game chat and staying grouped together and trying to win. You only remember it because lost. If you had been on the team that played together and played well you would have won and just forgotten about it. But when you lose it takes a log longer to forget and if they played well it felt like you were playing against a world class team even if they are just a bit better than what your group was just because of the human brain.
Tigole said in the big interview where he discussed everything about the system; every loss means that someone else won, someone real that was playing the game grouped solo just like you. He said 'Every single person who wins or loses in the game is real. Were not going to generate bots for people to win against so they can feel better.'.
>>147487571
why are you so convinced a woman drew that?
>>147487637
>Winston staring at Tracers ass
>>147487650
>>147487695
i worked in a theatre when that movie was out and old ass women kept leaving cucumbers that they jammed in their pussy during the movie. like 30-40 of them every viewing.
Someone have that draw with genji, phara and i don't remember who else more on the desert with their security chief skin and the nomad genji?
>>147487198
Genji, trying not to be one of those Genji mains who does absolutely nothing for the team.most games get gold or silver in all but healing. Even went so far as to buy Sparrow and the salute intro and emote.
>it's one of those episodes
>>147487368
>there are girls that jack off to Roadhog
Why does it seem like a single anon is trying really hard to prove the pros aren't cheating and that comp isn't just a solo stompmfest
>>147487752
You're right. One of them has to be drawn as a fuccboi and have a tumblr filename. Two men that look like men is pretty much guaranteed to be drawn by gays for gays.
>>147487752
Because he thinks fags don't exist and that only women like homo garbage.
Anyone play Zenyatta? I just pic
>>147487368
I get the feeling the gay crowd is a bigger fan of the muscular manly gayshit than tumblrettes
>still can't choose your game mode
Bravo Blizzard
>>147487818
T W E N T Y
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anyone else in here 60+?
>>147487842
>wasting thoughts on fags
Haram
>>147487834
Seems like the reverse actually
>>147486919
how about this: torbjorn hitting reinhardt with his hammer adds 75 armor to his health
>>147487752
Gay men just fuck each other or are into superw eird gay furry shit. Desperate weeagays don't count, like this guy. >>147487842
>>147487818
Roadhog is literally the next in line to be nerfed he puts everyone on tilt
so how do i tracer?
am i supposed to JUST be annoying people in their spawns and leading them on goose chases, or am i supposed to get some decent medals as well?
>>147486619
Don't believe his lies
>>147486459
I use all three of them, i like watcher.gg stat traking, masteroverwatch seems to be the most popular one, and overbuff is easy on the eyes
is there a way to transfer progress from ps4 to PC
im building one tomorrow and fuck leveling again
>>147487826
Assuming he doesn't actually kill me I'm kind of envious of Dva there de.su.
He even brands me with a pigger
>>147487853
greetings
>>147487834
Probably a cheater too, or just dumb
Same shit happens with CSGO, everyone knows pros cheat (they don't hide it at all) but there is still a small army of people who defend them every time it's brought up
>>147487892
You meant that sarcastically but it's smart in a jew way. If you could choose then some maps and game modes would almost never be used. This is how they can milk what little content they have by putting it in their control. So bravo indeed.
>>147487016
ehh, I think you might be wrong, bro.
>>147487953
what hero will redditors cry about after roadhog is nerfed?
>>147487957
I usually get 2-4 golds with Tracer, but when I'm off I go full pest most and just pepper and run until they've abandoned the mission
>>147487957
If you cant oneshot their healer with a single clip you should just give up Tracer unless you have a mountain of adderall and time to practice
>>147487953
>Pudge getting nerfed
>not Zarya
>>147487950
Speaking from experience, I suppose.
Got 5 golds playing as Lucio playing with my real-life friends.
>>147488040
mccree again
or mei
>>147487950
I just want to suck cock and drink cum.
>>147488079
Correct.
>>147488067
Only thing zarya needs to be nerfed on is how long she retains energy for. So long as you do that and retain a 1 hero limit, everything is fine.
>>147488097
yet you seek validation on an anime forum
your friends don't appreciate you.
>>147487173
If you got full exp from that kind of win then people would just talk in voice before the game, simulque and then win trade.
One person takes the hit. The other people don't lose much. Other six people get full gain. Then rotate.
People always try and game the system. Blizzards been doing this long enough now to know it. If there is something you are wondering about why they did it, its usually to prevent an exploit.
>>147487957
I hate it when tracers annoy me then eat my health kits. Try that.
>>147488097
are your friends retarded?
>>147487472
fun fun fun
people whine about combo length and resets but its an mvc2 clone so supposed to be fast and brutal, plus the execution is easyish so you dont need to grind much stuff out.
its comparable to overwatch in that its all about inficting absolute bullshit on your opponent while minimizing the bullshit inflicted upon you, also waifus.
>>147487957
If you really wanna be deep inside the tracer mindset you need to learn a brit accent and wear a tight sweaty bodysuit while you play.
>>147487927
>how about this: torbjorn hitting reinhardt with his hammer adds 75 armor to his health
>tfw there was a potg where a torb flanked and then molten core'd
>Proceded to hammer down a bastion, a mercy, and an unaware reinhardt
>Comments were "Bro you're hitting the wrong sentry"
>>147488067
Unrelated but everyone should read Mob Psycho 100 it's very good and made by the same guy who did one punch man.
>>147487789
someone pls? :(
>>147488115
Finding a dick to suck is super easy. Just don't be stupid and catch an STI.
Pharah needs to be toned down so bad.
Either nerf her, or buff heroes to counter her.
Right now her "counters" are just two heroes that can consistently hit her...that's he, and that's assume she has no Mercy.
>Fly up in the air and spam rockets mindlessly
>If a Widow or Soldier come at you, shoot in their general area
>They need pin point accuracy to damage you, while your rockets will constantly knock them around and off target
>Rest of the cast can barely touch you
Super balanced guys.
>>147488243
A good widowmaker can make pharah's life a living hell.
>>147487752
Because actual gays ship mccree with reaper reyes.You know the pairing that makes much more sense and not Shipped cuz omg hot
>>147488230
Ah but anon I am a lanky 22 year old hand-holding virgin and literally autistic.
A friend of a friend has tried to help me but the only people they know can't cum from oral.
Not that I didn't try for the better part of an hour
>>147488067
She mostly needs her energy lock bug fixed, also they're already talking about looking into how fast she gains charge. Problem is good Zaryas will still shit on pubs and working with a team will still make her a nightmare.
>>147487919
>he doesn't get gay thoughts from all these daddies
wew lad
>>147487953
>nerfed
As if he needs to be more shit?
Fucker cant even hook through reinhardt's shield, the place where the hook most needs to go!
>>147488329
>You know the pairing that makes much more sense and not Shipped cuz omg hot
I missread and thought you said S76/Reaper and was about to bitch you out.
Still a ~40 year old man and his technically-dead mentor aren't exactly a pairing I'd see as "making sense"
>>147487853
Haven't played him in a week or so, he's a hell of a lot of fun and a super underrated healer but his survivability is seriously broken and combined with the fact that nobody knows to protect their healer it makes an already difficult to play healer borderline impossible in many cases
I'll get there though, I have by far my most amount of time with him and I'm getting better at consistently scoring headshots. I believe in our boy, he might need a buff but he'll get there
You've just been hit by Zenyatta's Orb of Discord. What does your mind see?
>>147488326
Exactly.
While a bad Pharah can still win a game for her team.
>>147488243
Arial superiority achieved.
>>147488326
>sneak up on widow
>two shot her before she can react
Pharah is the apex of fun
>>147485431
>is this racist? I feel like this is racist
gb2tumblr
>>147488243
>letting Pharah get that close in the first place
>especially as Widowmaker
Both of those heroes also have mobility options and being able to strafe or jump around projectiles while aiming is part of being good. Splash damage is practically nothing in this game too.
>>147488243
You're joking
Pharah is the one who needs pinpoint accuracy because her rockets do jack shit unless you hit direct
Git gud
>>147488329
thank you Presumably Straight Boy Speaking For The Gaysâ„¢
as an actual Gayâ„¢ i can confirm that hanzo/Mccree is the more popularand downright bettership
>3 games where someone on my team left in the first 3 minutes
>lose ranks
WEW
LADS
>>147488352
>be unfortunately gay
>can't even suck a dick properly
>autistic to top it off
lmaoing @ ur life
>>147488352
i'd say use an app but there's bug givers on there so just keep trying locally i guess.
>>147488573
I tried grindr but spaghetti'd my way out of the only one that got vaguely close to meeting and have been too embarrassed to try again.
>>147488494
the wall that im standing behind waiting for it to wear off
Does this look like aimbot ?
https://youtu.be/qSDxmKoXYFc?t=1m29s
happens at 1:35
Unrelated but my wife will suck me off while I play, but it can't be a multiplayer game.
>>147487198Genji.
>slowly getting accustomed to his movement and weaving in and out of encounters
>stopped using him like he's built for entirely CQC
>no longer dying right after I kill somebody
Sill suck, but I finally enjoy using him.
Why is Roadhogs hook allowed to go through everything?
Does a 1 hit kill combo REALLY need to be that forgiving? Can Roadhog mains actually defend this with anything other than "I love free crutch kills"
>>147488503
my favorite is knocking her ass from her bird's nest with your concussion blast right into your whole team and watching her get insta-smoked.
>>147488503
Arial is a shit font desu
>>147488620
unless you had a really strange face i doubt anyone remember you
>>147488451
Mccree only has lines for reyes and is obsessed over him. Reyes didnt send mccree to jail when he could have.Soldier even makes a comment about it. I assure you people who ship mccree with hanzo are women
>>147488673
The reflect or killing the tracer?
Because neither.
>>147487502
>>147487607
>tfw finally out of yoship's wild ride
which server?
>when you boop someone out of the map and watch as they slowly fall to their doom
Being a Lucio player is great.
The best ones are the ones who do emotes while falling.
>>147488243
>Be rape ape
>chase phara and deliver hot ape dick
>She takes off
>leap after, push her to ground by landing on her
Winston so mobile, fuck
>>147488326
Maybe for the first kill, after that Widow will be on the run far more from rockets than vice versa.
Since you know, Widow needs to actually take time and aim while Pharah doesn't
>>147488528
>Close
>Missles travel the entire map and have no falloff
>If you miss, splash damage + knock around
>>147488538
>70 damage and knock around is nothing
lol
>>147488673
No, if you watch closely you can see someone going there right before that happens, so it makes sense that he'd look there after killing the genji.
>>147488805
>>leap after, push her to ground by landing on her
You can do that? I should try that sometime
>>147488719
You can dodge the hook by not being a fucking retard
The Hog is countered by he himself being easy ult-building for his team.
>Here play against this multiple level 100+ stack
Hah, nice try Blizzard!
>>147488517
Well chinese food does suck.
The only chinese food that is good is if you go to an actual high quality "cloth-napkin" Chinese restaurant.
Not that gross "same no matter where you go, triad-owned" chinese grease shack.
>>147487084
>>147487440
Fight me both of you
>>147488830
>Meanwhile all Roadhog has to do is hit Pharah with his hook once
>play widow
>full charged shot on tracers chest
>isn't kill
I don't understand.
Also these wonky hanzo hitboxes holy shit I got 1shotted so many times where the arrow wasn't even close to me.
>>147488968
>Ever letting Roadhog get that close
>>147488897
fuggin sabed :D
>>147488830
You just repeated yourself. And I'll tell you again why it doesn't work.
>Missles travel the entire map and have no falloff
Which you can avoid if you don't just stand there and use wasd. Do you have Parkinson's disease?
>splash damage
>splash damage
>doing shit in Overwatch
>>147488898
Talking about "ethnic" food sucking I went to an indian buffet for my friend's birthday and holy fuck was it awful.
I thought maybe the rice couldn't be bad but now that was bad too.
Ate a whole lot of naan though, naan is good.
>>147488981
could've been torb's armor or sym's shield.
>>147486524
Get behind them with good Shadow Steps, then play around your Wraith Form. If it's ready, play agressively and go for supports/tanks. If it's on CD, play defensively.
>>147488793
Did the salute emote on my way down as Genji cause dash was on cd and was too far from the wall. I was impressed at how sneaky he was getting to me.
>>147486118
SFV
Atleast until Urien hits
>>147488897
>phara with pony tail
>>147488961
Best grandpa squad reporting.
>>147489026
I feel like Indian restaurants could MAYBE be good if they weren't managed by Indians. I feel like the cuisine has such potential to be god-tier but I've never gone to a restaurant where something wasn't fucked up.
>>147488992
>>Ever letting Roadhog get that close
Yea let me not go in a 50 foot range of him.
The hook's range is huge as shit
>>147488981
That's 120 damage, why would that kill a tracer?
>>147489102
reporting in
>>147489025
>All heroes have spammable dashes
>While you desperately try to dodge a missile, she has more on the way following you
>If you stand there and try to shoot her down, you'll be knocked around and have a much harder time shooting her than she does you
Pharahmains are sad
>Tracer on Nepal Shrine
This is unfair as fuck.
>Two fucking health kits for her to zipzoopityboop to
>Plus EVAH GET DAT FEELIN OF DEJA VU
>Can hold the point, run back to get health/rewind and get back in before it matters at all
>The encompassing area has a bunch of rooms and the shrine roof that make it fucking hard for soft-counters like Winston to get in to fuck her tight little british pussy
>>147488762
>people who ship mccree with hanzo are women
What makes you say that? I mean it's obvious that the ship only exists because they're the two most normal human men (not fat, black, insane, old, or abominations created by Mercy), but I'm not sure why only women would want to see hot guys fucking.
>>147488875
I figure when I see the hook coming and duck behind a fucking wall thats considered dodging it
The game figures otherwise
>>147488706
>2 genjis on the other team
>switch to winston
>kill them a lot
>they dont switch off genji
>one implies my character choice betrays a lack of skill on my part
THE ABSOLUTE MADMEN WHY DON'T THEY JUST SWITCH?
>>147488738
No one likes a bully anon, it was all swypes fault i swear
>>147489119
All the food there was shit.
It looked like they had non-shit food on the menu but on the buffet everything was bad.
So how was tracer in over watch if she's only 26 and they were disbanded 30 years ago?
How to beat a team full of 76s and
1 Reinhard? I see no way
Me and some randos were playing like that and won like 6 games straight before I got bored and left
Easy wins and I wasn't even trying particularly hard just using my abilities as soon as cool down came and spamming bullets
>Walking beside a bus
>Get insta-killed
>Wtf
>Check kill feed
>It was a Hanzo scatter-arrow
How is this even remotely fair?
>>147487198
Strangely enough, Mercy. Before I just kept getting focus fired down the moment I was spotted, but after learning how to shift in between allies to avoid enemy fire, she grew on me. Its also somewhat empowering knowing you get to decide who lives and dies.
>>147489241
TIME TRAVEL NIGGA
;)
>>147489237
I steer clear of buffets. Just don't do it.
>>147489063
The best one I got was the Reinhardt doing that emote where he points at you, then points at the ground. Shit, I almost jumped into that pit myself.
>>147489149
>Complaining about pharah
>One of the squishier classes in the game
Just play literally anything hitscan or spray and pray with mei/hanzo.
How do we fix D'va?
>meet hot girl today
>she plays Overwatch
>favorite character is Junkrat
/owg/, I'm in love
>>147488778
I bounced around but never really settled anywhere. Turns out they're all shit.
I really wanna see a lot more Reaper and McCree
Just McCree everywhere is fine too
>>147489241
It was disbanded 5 years before the game, not 30.
>>147489263
Play a tank if you don't like the chance of being one-shotted
>>147489346
reduce head hitbox
>>147485350
>healing while playing solo
only healsluts that like being abused would enjoy this
Tips on how to use D.Va's ult to get a slam dunk quad kill? I wish I tried for this achieve at a lower level
>>147489131
>That's 120 damage, why would that kill a tracer?
I usually deal like 80% of a 200hp characters total life in one hit which is 160dmg theoretically, I just felt like I should've killed her
>>147489387
Scatter arrow will still fuck you up big time
>>147489456
Wait for a Zarya ult, and pray really hard.
>>147489464
full charge bodyshot is 120
full charge headshot is 300
>>147489456
Find a friendly Zarya
>>147489574
I see thank you.
>>147489149
>she needs a nerf because I can't aim under pressure
>pls nerf
Ebin. How about you learn to aim. Pharah telegraphs every one of her rockets while all you have to do is reduce spread and keep the crosshair on her if you're playing soldier. That's it.
Pretty much all of this guy's victims were Pharahs because she moves like molasses in the air.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vV0ae83lVvg
>>147488185
Pretty much. Half of them played on controller until just recently when I forced them to switch to M+KB. One of them rages incessantly and barks orders at us as if he is an Overwatch savant despite being ranked 45. Another likes to play Zarya and doesn't announce his ults ahead of time so we can never capitalize. Another constantly convinces himself that a character has been buffed or nerfed since the last time he played despite the fact that no balance changes had occurred. Another has most of his play time on Bastion and the second most time on Widow. Another thought it would be a good idea to play offensive Symmetra.
>>147489210
Same reason why straight men want see two hot women get togheter. Believe it or not gay men are no into what women are into.
>join game
>attack on 66
>eh ok
>two team mates lock in genji at the same time
>oh boy
>then someone else does
>suddenly everyone but me is genji
>warily lock in mercy
>thiswon'tworkbutfine.jpeg
>spawn is a nightmare as everyone has spray wars and spams "MADA MADA"
>get out there
>enemy team went six bastion.
>steamroll them, get to next area, steamroll them again
>last point, enemy team has all changed from bastion as they've now realized their mistake
>we steamroll them anyways because everyone has their ult up
>win match in 3:56
Well. That..that worked? I guess.
Talk about luck.I did an all Junkrat team once for defense on King's Row. Turned out the enemy team had gone all Roadhog. We all lost our shit over it.
>>147489456
Go for the toblersteel.
>>147489468
>scatter arrow one shots you 50 feet in the air
>Hanzo was told his whole life he had the flawed, recessive genes, while Genji has the dominant genes
>>147486118
Street Fighter V. Haven't played it since the launch of Overwatch.
>>147489716
75 damage and 6 arrows
gg
>>147489649
Well real lesbians are usually into sort of plain mannish-looking girls with short hair and no makeup, so what are real gay guys into? Drag queens?
>>147486118
uhh, I wasnt really playing one game/
>>147489273
Mercy is evil! EVIL!
>>147489662
Had a similar thing happen to me but on defense.
6 torb happened and when the match started 6 bongs came out and got eaten.
>>147489761
I should have payed attention in geometry.
>>147486407
Why are you shilling
>>147486118I was mostly playing Splatoon before this
>>147487198
Wintson is fun until Reaper or Mcree rape you
>>147489879
>>147489770
Two men fucking each other. When women ship two men togheter they make one character super emotional like a woman on her period
>>147487041
>You don't in fact if its late enough in the game you will still gain rank. I have. Even if they all quit early you don't lose anything you just don't gain any ranking. It's a wash.
Nah, you lose the reward you would have received if Blizz hadn't gone with the most retarded option of when to calculate avg enemy rank that they could have chosen.
>>147488502
just like a bad hanzo can, and a bad s76 can, and a bad roadhog can, and a bad torbjorn can, and a bad bastion can, and ...
>>147489903
>not being a sheep crying aimbot is shilling
lmaoing@urn
>>147486141
This.
I was using Tonkor like an asshole and everybody on my level cant handle my airshots.
>>147489102
>>147489148
Thanks for the new images, brothers
>>147490115
>bad hanzo
>doing anything for the team but popping his ult once or twice
>Get to sudden death
>On defense
>Our Mei purposely keeps fucking with us so we barely get to the point in time
>Keeps walling our turret/bastion in
>We lose
>Tells us to get fucked for not listening to him commands
Sorry bruh but there was no point in running Lucio/Symetra/Mercy but enjoy your ban and hopefully real life kick in the cock
>>147488875
>oh its roadhog
>better get cover because hes gonna hook me
>HOOK GOES THROUGH THE FUCKING WALL
>HOOK DRAGS ME FROM AROUND THE CORNER TO HIM
fuck off
>its a nobody on your team has good enough aim to hit tracer but nobody wants to go torb episode
>Enemy team has multiple roadhogs
>Hooks flying everywhere, dragging people through walls even though they clearly dodged them
Remove hero stacking, or just remove roadhog
>>147490204
>your Hanzo: ults maybe twice in the match
>their Hanzo: ulting every thirty seconds
WAKE
ME
UP
INSIDE
>>147488897
>>147490243
>>147490243
but fun ;)
>>147490217
Just dodge it man! It doesnt matter that the hook is the most bugged shit in the game that always favors the hog just dodge!
>>147486118
warframe
>>147490217
>mfw lucio and M2 him and then skate the hell out of there
>>147490309
Must have been carrier for your placement matches
is it safe to say cloud9 has the best team in the world?
>>147490243
TWENTY DICKS
Is there any point to ever play Zenyatta?
>>147490407
It's safe to say they have the best aimbot in the world right now
>>147489662
>Join game on Gibraltar attack
>Pick Soldier 76
>Rest of team goes 2 tracers, 2 genjis, and a symmetra
>Know we're fucked regardless of what I do, whether its tanking or healing
>They surprisingly deal with the enemy team rather well
>Symmetra gets the teleporter set up behind the enemy spawn so the tracers and genjis can harass them while I'm busy pushing the payload without any enemies showing up
>They keep doing this successfully until we get near the final point and burn their ults, wiping the enemy team
>Mfw all I had to do is push the payload the entire round
I don't know if the enemy team was just that bad or if those genjis and tracers knew how to annoy the ever loving hell out of the enemy team
>Get close to a genji
>hit him with my hammer
>he uses deflect
What the fuck?
This happens with like, 50% of the enemy genji I meet. There are, however, some good ones, that keep using their double jump and dash to avoid the hammer of doom, but most of them die really fast.
>>147483431
Worst players in overwatch?
>>147490451
liking him personally and enjoying playing him I guess
two revolvers for McCree when?
>>147490480
Talespin
>tfw just had a try hard who was literally crying, as in tears were coming out of his eyes because we were losing
Why do people do this
>>147490384
Unfortunately I'm encountering Roadhogs that know they can gib you before you get to do anything if they hold down or spam m1 after hooking you.
>>147490451
>
1. know how to aim
2.not be retarded
>>147486628
The retarded reasoning is you thinking this webm was noteworthy in any way.
>teammates see my shield is breaking
>Zarya gives me her bubble of immortality and genji jumps in reflecting the bullets while I get to cover and recover my shield
THANK YOU MY FRIENDS
>>147490473
deflect blocks melee
I was wondering about it too, 99% of the time they die anyway so I dont know why they bother
>>147490512
Was the original idea for his ult
>when your team makes the best comp in the history of overwatch
Also getting POTG with beats manlet is the best
>>147490670
so theres a chance for whe eventual weapon updates come out
>>147490651
>deflect blocks melee
What the fuck? This can't be real.
>>147490686
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HIGHLANDER WHEN
>>147490471
Holy shit, that's beautiful. I've had a 5 Tracer match before, picked Zarya and just watched as they harassed the enemies. None of them ever got near the payload, it was amazing and they threw such fits in the chat. 5 Tracers is really hard to counter so long as they have some idea of what they're doing.
>>147490217
>be winston
>find a mercy to harass
>she flys off to a newly spawned roadhog
>nope the fuck out
>he somehow grabs me through a wall as i jumped away
>fly through the wall towards him
Imagine having to take care of a wheelchair bound Tracer and smothering her with a pillow one bad day
>>147490773
How does it make any less sense than deflecting bullets? If he can do that parrying isn't exactly harder.
anyone have he Winstons funhouse webm?
>>147490554
Here, just finished another match denying another soldier's ult, now happy?
Target rich enviroment.
>>147490775i don't know what highlander means and at this point i'm too afraid to ask
>>147490309LMAO
>Attack on Route 66
>We got 2 McCrees
>they keep feeding the zarya bubbles
>Not one single deadeye goes off all match too
MCCREEEEEEEE
>>147490882
I can understand deflecting a bullet, but I can't see how it works with a giant hammer
>swing giant hammer at tiny ninja
>he parries it
>the hammer comes back at my face at full force
>>147490854
I've taken care of sick women before and it's so cute how they rely on you and how happy they are when you give them the slightest bit of affection.
It was my older cousin so I didn't do anything with her but sick appreciative women are 2cute
>>147490854
>>147490854
I cant do it
>>147490923
term from tf2. Highlander is a gamemode that's 9v9 and only one player per class is allowed.
>>147490923
Assuming it has to do with the one hero rule.
>>147490923
It's an optional ruleset applied to competitive TF2 where you can only have one of each class on your team. There can be only one.
Holy shit this game is unplayable alone. It's like i'm the only sentient being on my team. It doesn't matter if it's quick play, or if it is competitive. You can't have even the slightest amount of faith in randoms. God this is so infuriating. I thought that the average tf2 player was mediocre, but after playing overwatch I realize how good I had it before.
>>147490398
i did 2 wins 8 losses on placement games lmfao
>>147489287
What?
>>147491036
>21 v 21
Seems legit
>>147490992
It doesn't deflect the damage though, just blocks the damage from the Genji. Deflect blocks melee attacks. It deflects projectiles.
Which hero is the most difficult to get play of the game with?
>>147486056
>You will never have a yandere Mei to keep stable with your dick.
It's not a good feeling.
>>147491048
stop expecting teamwork because it won't happen
pick any hero you want and try to have fun
>>147491130
fucking NEETs, man.
>no one using support
>decide to try mercy
>entire enemy team wants you dead
>none of my teammates protect me or do an effort to kill the guy who's attacking me
Yeah I'm not touching supports ever again I'll just go soldier and throw a heal thing
>>147491142
Oh, that's more believable. Thanks anon.
>>147490512
SIX.
>>147486056
REINHARDT HELP
>>147491196
>>147491196
But having teamwork is fun
>>147491141
I would kind of like to see that but I feel the servers would shit themselves or something. It can barely keep it together with twelve people. But really, when people mention highlander here they just mean the one hero limit aspect of it and not the feature every class in the game aspect of it.
>>147491048
There is no use getting upset in any regard over factors completely out of your control anon. 5 random players are not likely going to be following a strategy. I'm sorry but you are indeed correct, a serious game is hard to achieve without a premade.
>>147491301
then you need friends
>I NEED HEALING
>Lucio amps it up and soldier drops his health thing
THANK YOU
>>147490923
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONEEYE
>>147491174
I've never seen a mei potg
yo fuck mei mains they're all so fucking gay holy shit
>>147491196
I try to do this but I'm sick and tired of losing. It's like no matter how well I play it isn't enough to secure a win. Other times I'll be in a match and we will just get steamrolled because the other team has a minuscule amount of coordination.
>>147490471
I been playing offensive symetra the past few hours. Feels so good getting a teleporter hidden right next to point B on hanamura / anubis
>>147490309
CAN'T
WAKE
UP
>>147491351
Reinhardt is a healslut magnet.
>>147491141
Think he was more referring to a 6v6 without duplicate heroes
>>147491048
ME UNGA
>>147487335
It's hitscan. It has a travel time so you'll find that it can appear to go through walls if hit targets have strafed behind them.
>>147490512
>>147490512
If they dont ricochet for his ult then why even bother
>>147491453
TEAM BUNGA
SUP FAGGOTS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHQ1QhuLNZQ
TURNS OUT HAVING A HIGH PING MAKES YOUR MELEE ATTACKS FASTER
>>147491362I bet you just suck as mei.
>>147490905
Do you just hold down M1?
If you tried you could be better I guess.
>>147488097
Yup, looks like a perfect Volskaya quick match desu.
You had a good match, the whole team did.
>>147491492
>>147491453
MEME MUNGA
>>147491554I know, im still learning soldier, im mostly a tank player.
wtf i hate overwatch now
>>147491351
>Group up with me!
>D.Va drops next to me
>Reaper teleports right in front of me
I play D.va in ranked.
>>147491351
>stand on payload
>lucio with health aura
>zenyatta gave me his health orb
>payload regens my life
>I can literally survive anything now
>>147491351
No one wants best dad to die
>>147491651
>6 ults go off at once
>>147491503
AWWWW TURN IT UP
>>147491672
>Bastion with Reinhardt and Mercy await
I have one placement match left.
I am also a tad drunk.
Should I just finish it
>>147491651
>(Zarya) My Ultimate (Graviton Surge) is ready! (Zarya) Group up with me.gif
>>147491530
I want D.va to suck me.
>>147491669
my team just got rekt by a team that went double d.va on toin coss
>play reaper
>hit Q
>DIE DIE DIE
>melee kill someone
>DIE
>>147491530
i actually don't even play overwatch, i was just regurgitation what the internet tells me to hate
Anyone have that game of thrones webm with Cerci getting potg?
WHEN WILL /owg/ MAKE THEIR OWN INHOUSES?
THEY WILL BEFUN
>Group up with me!
>Everyone runs to the payload in a scattered manner and dies
>>147491789
>bastion on mmr >40
you what
>>147491198
for real
>playing Mercy
>enemy Rein ults and catches me and 3 of my team
>he runs past the 3 downed people from my team without swinging his hammer
>stands above me and beats the shit out of me like a trailer park housewife
I do not have fun playing Mercy
Lucio on the other hand is neato as fuck
>>147491650
As if the aimbot wasn't obnoxious enough, he's on Roadhog of all things to top it off.
Nigga needs an aimbot...
On Roadhog.
smhtbhfamalamadingudonguyugawakiteryaki.
>>147491908
I've seen Bastions on MMR 60
>>147491984
I've seen Bastions shooting up a Genji with deflect on MMR 63.
They either change instantly or quit the game halfway through.
Where's a good place to get overwatch porn? /aco/ isn't any use.
>>147492114
Pornhub.
Not even kidding. Just search overwatch.
>>147487637
>Bastion
>Someone leaves in Ranked
>The empty space has the "searching for player" symbol going
Yeah Blizzard I appreciate the sentiment but you might as well just say "No one is going to join in mid game, you are going to lose"
>>147492114
/y/
>>147491921
Said it before and I'll say it again, I don't care how good Mercy is she's the least fun support to play in pubs
>Lucio
>Jet Set Radio shenanigans, warp speed, airblasting people off ledges for guaranteed POTG, basically just have to exist for free gold medal
>Zenyatta
>Made of rice paper and no panic button but turns Roadhog into fucking Kleenex and by far the most satisfying hero to do well with, shits fury and suffering on enemies and guaranteed at least two ragequits upon POTG
>Mercy
>Have to be in the middle of firefight to heal, no offensive capabilities or fun movement on your own, teammates are stupid and will not protect you and ult is ridiculous but not fun to use either
Not to mention
>unlike Lucio and Zen who will just make your life difficult Mercy will straight reverse a teamfight if you don't kill her before everyone else so you're basicslly a giant flying bullseye
>>147491391
>>147490962
>>147490309
update 30 mins later
>>147492213
That's just SFM stuff though right? there is hardly any NSFW Overwatch cosplay, yet the game has been out for ages its a disgrace
I have 1,000 C and I'm getting a Jesse James legendary
Riverboat or Mystery Man
>>147492402
Riverboat
Which game is more balanced, TF2 or Overwatch?
There is only one right answer.
>>147492338
A lot of it is, but there's a bunch of live action D.va. It's not great, its just girls with the pink triangles but its something.
Reposting meme
>>147492402jester
>heals/tanks numbers fucked for gaining ranked
>nobody can kill shit when they're on my side
>figure I may as well just keep "main"ing different offense shit in pubs until I get them right
>pubs are filled with people doing the same thing
>they have the same idea
>this is going to backfire horribly
>>147492437
Post results after anon
tfw OW will never be as good as team fortress because they don't have team deathmatch or a votekick system for retards who think they're good enough to pull genji on D or hanzo on O
>>147492437
Are you playing solo?
>teleports behind you
>unsheathes shotgun
What do you do?
>>147492461
The one thats been out for almost a decade Id imagine
>>147492496
yes
Boy, the hackers are in full force tonight...
Ive never seen a Junkrat literally do 8 straight Riptires within 30 seconds.
>>147492529
active my barrier and let him charge my tumblr cannon
>Everyone screaming about tank and support getting shafted in ranked.
I haven't played anything but those two classes and I'm playing with 60 ranks.
>>147492534
It's adorable that you think Valve has spent a the last 9 years balancing TF2.
>>147492338
>NSFW Cosplay
Why? Its always bad mainly because being nude kinda defeats the purpose of cosplay
>>147492461
TF2 was balanced until it added the flavorful weapons
Now it's in a constant discordant state to some degree.
Overwatch has its own problems though.
>>147492529
>WHOA THERE!
>fans the hammer or tries to M1 your head
>doesn't kill you
>you wraith away and grab a medkit
>then kill me
dammit
I dont understand why they had to put in a sniper class at all. It's attracts the most useless fucking idiots that will pick hanzo/widow when they see there's already 4 on the fucking team.
>Playing hot muscled brown Samus
>Triple kill into a double kill
>Fifteen kills in a row without dying
>Our Junkrat gets POTG for killing one person
>Enemy Pharah gets a card for 11 eliminations
And then I was done for the night.
>>147487198
Mei.
At first I couldn't get into her. She felt underwhelming, and I was just more into D.Va at the time. My problem is that I used her too defensively, but once I realized how fun it is to harass opponents with flanking and icicle snipes, Mei quickly turned into one of the most fulfilling characters for me.
My current goal with her is to surpass my old killstreak of 12, and hit a 15 player killstreak.
>>147492658
>TF2 was balanced until it added the flavorful weapons
It really, really wasn't.
Reminder that this game will not last as long as things like this are not fixed
>https //gfycat com/ScaredBothBallpython#?speed=0.25
I know Blizzard want to make this game playable by everyone, from pros to casuals, but this favor the shooter bullshit has to go
>>147492604
Even still, thats more time than 2 months and some change
TF2 is the answer you wanted anyway
How the fuck are you supposed to pull this off?
>>147492402
Dick Tracy
>>147487198
Zen
I dont play him much because often there will be too many flankers on the enemy team, but if the enemy is stacking tanks then hes pretty hilarious
>>147492672
Because Tf2 had a sniper. But really what they should've learned from Tf2 there was that the game is better off without them. No one wants more than one of the fucks on any team ever,
>>147492461
In comp play TF2 has hideous balance issues and is dominated by Soldier, Demoman, and Scout. Every other class (sans Medic, a class with a role that cannot be replaced obviously), is extremely niche and sees almost no place except for MAYBE defense on the last point on certain maps. Sometimes you see Scouts swap to Sniper to get a quick pick before swapping back though.
Overwatch has the opposite problem where outside of Mercy and Reinhardt who have vital roles, no other class towers above anyone else to the the degree Soldier and Demoman do in TF2. However there are a half dozen classes that are absolute bottom wrung, no use whatsoever in comp play right now.
>>147492741
im not going through the effort, spoonfeed me
>When you keep pinning the same genji all match
>He says all reinhardts should get cancer
10/10
You guys have any funny chatlogs?
>queue for brawl
>put on Initial D playlist
>I WOULD FLY IN THE SKY FOR A NIGHT OR MORE
this is so cozy.
>>147492807
It's pretty situational and you have to be on your game, but it's possible. I haven't managed to get it yet, but I've taken out half the team as Zenyatta when I happened to be in the right place at the right time. Discord fucking tears through even tanks and if you can avoid bullets, you'll be getting a crazy amount of quick kills for a support class.
>that cheeky turret placement spot on King's Row on defense
>>147492479
>not CRUSADER ONLINE
>notputting up your shield
>>147492969
You mean Dorado, up the caveau
>>147492742
The answer was Overwatch, I'm sorry.
>>147487748
You're assuming that I'm just complaining about losses and that's not the case. The problem is that wins and losses seem completely fucking random, and since you get less MMR for wins than you lose for losses you just end up losing rank without any control.
This game is just not fun. It was fun for a while, but now it's just frustrating and tiring and tedious. When things are going bad, its impossible to tell why. Half the time you stomp and half the time you get stomped. Theres no rhyme or reason to it. It's extremely disempowering.
Plus,the systems just work poorly. Out of every comp game I've won in the last few days, there was either a client glitch that caused me to be kicked (and get the full loss amoint), or someone left from either team (giving me hardly any exp). So my rating is just arbitrarily tanking.
I feel compelled to play more, because I remember having fun with the game. But my experience never ever matches that anymore. So I'm done with the game. Anyone else feel this way?
>>147492912
Widowmaker is mad someone else is also Widowmaker
>>147492807
I would assume rapid target switching during a teammates ult, probably Zarya.
>>147492529
>G'day mate!
>Airbag to face
>Leave a trap behind which he falls in
>He wrathforms while in trap
>Rinse and repeat until he is dead
>play roadhog
>THAT FUCKING RIGHT CLICK
>THAT PURE FUCKING DAMAGE
>NO HEALER REQUIRED
>COMBOS UPON COMBOS
what the fuck
my average damage for him in competitive is like 20k
>>147492912
Unfortunately I didnt screenshot it, but I remember making a roadhog go apeshit in chat because I kept charging him off the edge near Volskaya Point B, I did this like 6 or 7 times because he ALWAYS came from that narrow hallway, yet he got mad at me for it
>It's a "Playing Competitive and someone only picks Tracer" episode
Seriously if you can't play more than 1 hero then fuck you. Go to Quick play, learn more heroes, then come back.
>>147493056
>the other widow doesn't give a fuck at all
he played it out perfectly
>>147492807
stand next to a zarya ult mash e and pray
>>147487810
>Sparrow
commit sudok
>>147493056
>tfw no one says anything when i play
>>147492529
yell at my team because they are fucking retards who can't turn around and shoot the Reaper
>>147493054
Yeah competitive drained a lot of the fun, for some reason people leave more often in Ranked than they did in quick play, which I dont get as I thought the leaver penalty for comp was harsher than normal
>>147492912
>>147493054
>When things are going bad, its impossible to tell why.
This isn't true though.
>>147492912
Frantic was a Widow, Maydee became very salty
>>147492912
I had a voicechat the other day where this shitty widowmaker was calling the team garbage and then this other dude playing D.va fucking went nuclear on him for having almost no kills.
>>147484161
stealing dota 2 memes baka famalam
>>147486118
CSGO, community/matchmaking was horrendous & i wasn't good at the game anyways, stuck at mg2/mg1 ever since they changed the ranking system. Also i find overwatch gameplay to be much more enjoyable than "camp corner and wait for them peek you"
>>147493258
It's easy to throw out speculations and blame to your team but actually determining why it's not working is nearly impossible.
>>147492461
In the actual game TF2 is a lot better.
In comp they're both cancerous circlejerks.
Have you had to play competitive with any self-important twitch streamer nobodies yet? It's pretty cancerous.
I wish you couldnt see character winrates
Every time I dip below 50% on someone I get scared of playing them for fear of tanking it even further
Its such a stupid thing to be self conscious about but I remember doing the same thing in league
>>147493607
I wouldnt know, I dont know the names of any of them
>>147493269
can't you get banned for this. that isn't even bantz it's just being a faggot
Why does everyone call quick play normals?
Is this carry over from mobabbies?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhTL3sOINKYHand to handhero when?
>>147493247
>reihn you wanna hop off my dick
>faggot
Fuck i lost my sides
>>147493687
I call it QM
>>147493565
wow so fun
>>147493054
Ultimately, I think this experiment in mashing up different fps games failed. For the same reason that magic the gathering failed. It's impossible to truly balance. You can tweak all you want, but because of the heterogeneity of the pieces, there will just always be a best arrangement. This is different than a real meta, because it's in the developers hands what this will be. It can only have an artificial meta, like magic the gathering
>>147486117
>>147485987
It was the end of the game. Mei didn't need to kill d.va, just stall her and stop her from getting overtime which she did (kinda maybe idk).
>>147493738
You want >>147492912
>every shitter complaining about competitive is under 60 rating
>>147492912
>>147490451
I love playing as Zenyatta. The problem is that he is so squishy that if you are playing on a shitty team that likes to run into open fire, you're going to die a lot. Zenyatta is great if you have a fantastic tank and/or a team that knows what the fuck they're doing. A good Zenyatta cannot help a shit team.
>>147493565
>open webm
>see his ult is up when it starts
>close webm
>>147493927
>so many people here under 60
>my gay idiot 16 year old friend who only solo q's is 60
these retards have no excuse
>>147486118FIFA
>>147493660
Neither did I, the person had to introduce themselves, and of course they queued up with their own circlejerk brigade and wouldn't shut up all game.
>play solo queue last night
>some idiot playing hanzo on lijiang tower
>ask him to swap if possible
>4 guys add me to bnet in like ten seconds after and start harrassing me and telling me to leave loserfruit alone and i shouldn't tell people what to play
>turns out this is some famous australian streamer.
yea ok man because hanzo is fucking neato on koth.
>>147493927
Kek this
>MUH TEAMS ALWAYS RETARDED, I'M ALWAYS THE BEST!
>MATCHMAKING IS BROKEN!
>IF I DON'T CARRY WE LOSE!
>>147493056
>>147492912
Are these kids? Why do they always write like mongoloids?
>>147493871
Yup mean to quote him.
>>147492912
>>147493607
How bad is it? please explain
>Reaper/junk/Dva/soldier/symm/lucio
>Symm does N O T H I N G and we still lose because reaper carries them so hard I can't kill everyone at once.
I have no idea how we lost that. We were pretty much given a 6v5
>>147494187
They could be but honestly people in their 20s act like that
>>147493607
I had a game earlier where 5 people jumped into spectator all at once, so I guess I was with someone "popular"
>>147490451
He's not necessarily comp viable, but he can be really fun to play as if you just don't want to do the same, old, usual Mercy/Lucio support. He doesn't out-heal either of them, but he has added advantage by being able to pop a harmony orb on someone pushing forward or moving out of line of sight, and still end up healing them. His ult is also a great way to push into a point or do a last minute defense, since it's very difficult to out-damage the healing rate it provides. On top of that, it can also serve as a great ult canceler. See the enemy team preparing all of their ults to spam at you? Pop transcendence in time and enjoy the salt. On top of that, discord is an amazing debuff and that's not even when counted in with his damage output if you can aim. You can easily tear through tanks in a way that feels pretty satisfying as a hero so damn squishy. Granted, things need to be going pretty well for you to have that much fun, but I think he's a lot more active and engaging than other healers, and I like playing him even if he is underpowered outside of basic quick play matches.
>>147494170
haha fucking Ross
>play as (spoiler) bastion (/spoiler) on defence
>rack up 24 kills
>people still salty in the chat telling me to switch because he takes no skill
Are people really that ideologically against bastion that they'll take losing the match over using him when he can be needed?
>Widow/Soldier counter Pharah!!!111!!
>Why?
>Because they can shoot her!!!
>By that logic, doesn't that mean they counter everyone? Since they can shoot any hero?
>U-uhhhh LOW ELO GTFO GET GOOD SHITTER
>>147493169Fight me senpai, not into the whole Arabian night skins and young Genji just looks odd to me.
>>147494393
First of all, strawmanning is not a good way to present an arguments. Secondly, the reason those two are good counters for Pharah are the fact that their weapons are hitscan and med-to-long range, making them the perfect fit for hitting a generally aerial target like Pharah from a distance that makes dodging rockets easier.
>play roadhog in competitive
>hook a reaper
>hear the hook sound and hook hitmarker but he still goes invuln through it
>hook a tracer
>she recalls instantly before I can even shoot or melee her
>hook a lucio
>he clips through my body and comes up behind me and knocks me off a cliff
>sometimes my hook hits invisible geometry
>get one good hook on somebody
>complains in chat about how roadhog is OP
I always enjoy playing Reinhardt.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTmAPMlwRqQ
>>147494393
>why does ranged hitscan counter a slowly hovering projectile user
>guys? guys?!
>help! I can't figure it out :^(
>>By that logic, doesn't that mean they counter everyone?
This is actually true with soldier though. How do you deal with this aim? >>147489617
>>147494348
Spoilering takes no skill but you still fail at it.
>>147494393
no its because widow and soldier are the only characters with consistent damage at those ranges that can take advantage of pharahs bigger hitbox and slow and not erratic movement
other characters are very capable of killing pharah but these can make it their mission
>>147494393
Let me guess, you are actually a low elo shitter
>>147494414
his 250 skins are the best though.
>>147492992
catch phrase is better
if you dont end your charge in time, you can't put up your shield. although considering what we know of the ending, he did put his shield up
McCree is literally the most fucking OP character why is he even in the fucking game, all he needs to do is flash bang you, roll up to you if needed and fire 6 shots into you and your utterly fucked and there's nothing you can do about it, or maybe he'll spend the whole match doubling as a sniper with his pistols ridiculous range which one shots most heroes
>>147494551
Are there people who don't?
>>147487246
of course
hanzo might get out of the choke without another guy pinning him down
>>147489617
>the one character that everyone dismisses as "cawadoody" has one of the highest skill ceilings
oh the ironing
>>147494574
Why so salty? Did you get rekt by me camping the spawn as bastion in turret form?
>>147494758
No your stupidity makes Bastion mains like me look bad.
>>147494306
who is ross?
>>147494649
Normally I'd agree on 250 skins in general being the best, but for some reason I like the look of Sparrow.
>>147494049
What does him being gay and 16 have anything to do with it
Loads of pro gamers start at like 16-17
rank 38 now. haha this is fun hahaplease kill me
>>147487506
>They don't strangle and rape each other in my lesbo porn
You need to watch better lesbo porn then.
>>147492479
TOO ACCURATE
>>147495080
you can do it m8, I got placed at 39 because I lost 8 of my placements matches and now I'm rank 51 after 4 days (10 games per day)
>mandatory
>>147487637
>Bastion
>>147492490
>>147490905
I think I played against you beforeYou were shit
>>147487414
Are you me? I'll probably come back to wot in a couple weeks though.
Why is it whenever i lose its always a fucking huge amount
Christ, the amount of rage quitters at sub 50 is fucking insane, how the hell is one supposed to climb out of this hell hole when almost all the wins give you next to no points and all your rake away like half your rank.