/ss13g/ Spessmen on a Spess Station

>fireballs take 6 hits to break a window
>destroys reinforced walls in 2-3 on average

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>>147492251

>>147492412
It is an awful spell but I still took it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JuK1Yr35Io

>>147492251
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y98sAtATWLA

Newfag here, what is ZAS?

>>147492251
>>Someone posted SJ's picture and his face ruined my day
that was his old face
he looks pretty cute now

>>147492981
Zoo Animal Storage.

>>147492981
Zibbitty-boppin Air-deedoo Speedy-streams-soarin-dib-dob-zuppity-dup-a-dup
Strong space wind
Ask for it to be HELLISH for fastest understanding on the matter

>>147492981
Zany Atmospherics Shenanigans

>>147493012
Quit lying he's average as hell.

why is everyone always naked for me?

Is Niggly actually cute or is that a meme

>>147496934
cute!

>>147496870
update byond

>>147497035
thought so. thanks!

>>147496934
He just talks about porn and his insecurities a lot.

He is OK, not the cutest min by far

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>>147497226
That's right, I am the cutest

>>147496934
Neckbeardy faggot whose voice sounds like a stereotypical neckbearded dork and is very obviously sexually frustrated

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fuck the people who play security on this server
all literal retards
all valid hunting babbies
all shit and unrobust
all autistic
inb4
>salt
>mad
>t. something
>.gif
>i dont like thing. okay. .jpg
The kind of autist who plays sec literally can't wait to get the last word and can't handle the truth

>>147497883
>t. Ghlor

>>147497883
salt
mad
t. something
.gif
i dont like thing. okay. .jpg

>>147497883
I'm sorry, I think there's been a miscommunication. Do you need help finding the ban appeals forum page?

pAI-bro if you're reading this I want to let you know.

You are based.

>want to be a diona
>there are 2 botanists, boo them constantly
>spin a chair for 5 fucking minutes as one botanist autism with genes
>flick the lights off on cooldown
>the only thing they do is plant 3 weed plants
aaaaAAAAAAAa

>>147497994
they were both taitors and focused on speading that spiritbreaker

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>get tricky penned and monkeyed by geneticist
>strips me of all my stuff but doesn't kill me
>welderbomb him
>he turns into a skeleton and survives

I hate genetics.

is diethyl on?

deadpoolj seemed to be in assent. I'd kind of like to see the 4th of July fireworks when the server lights up.

>>147497928
>>147497951
>>147497969
>trying to last word
t. autistic shitcurity
:^)

>>147498021
>passing up the opportunity for the closest thing to a MoMMI to aid you in your evil affairs

I went to vore.
became a chef.
turns out there already was one but braindead.
decide to eat her because why not.
customers come and ask if her sweetheart is there.
not only did I cringe, but also ran. Fast, because the auible gurgle was more than enough to valid me.

>>147497883
who touched you?

>>147498091
>trying to get the last word on the last word

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>Be Traitor
>Order corgi
>Get perma'd for putting Ambrosia Cruciatus into the fridge, and people eating it
>Security doesn't even talk to me initially, and doesnt search me.
>Have pda.
>Spend a bit in perma
>c4 the solitary cell they put me in
>Scream over the radio about some one attacking me
>Warden and Atmos/Engineer guy show up
>Start fixing c4 blast
>Get electrocuted by door
>For some reason ignore me and the other prisoner, and go towards perma
>Use emag to break out a few doors
>Main sec lobby behind counter
>3 security guards, and emagged doors.
>Slip
>Emag falls into a pile of poorly controlled evidence
>Sec officer takes it, and ignores me
>Use my pda to spawn another one.
>Emag my way out of security in front of 3 officers
>Go get my doggie
>Kill it for corgie meat
>Get on shuttle
>Get muh green taxt.

>>147498101
Most Dionnae are valid hunting little niggers.

Im sorry. I know theirs exceptions but i didn't want to deal with a brute immune valid hunter with ghost knowledge.

>>147498086
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=2628&sid=47a87b342389c929a25f5aa9a425b2fa

so bored tonight...

Everybody is celebrating.

you remember that movie "Born on the 4th of July" with Tom Cruise?

It was the best movie he ever made, the start of his career, everything else just went downhill from there. He did a good job impersonating somebody who actually gave a shit about Vietnam.

Every fucking year we are supposed to celebrate when our kids come back home in body bags. And every year they vote to send out more. Its not their kids who are dying.

>>147498707
Tom Cruise is a fucking treasure. Gimme you're ckey, you're banned kiddo

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>>147498707
It's like you've never seen Risky Business before

But who the fuck cares, right?

Its unfashionable to care about anything. All that matters is power money and sex sex sex

>>147498831
And let me guess, you don't like Casey Affleck either?

so do singularity beacons just shut off randomly or something? Both of them were fully powered and still shut off for some reason

>>147500367
were the cables powered? Probably not because the fucking sing is loose and ate the only power source.

>Its a singuloose round

That mechanic is horrible.

>>147500452
One was wired to the southeastern solars

>>147500467
>implying

I enjoy singularities just to see what parts of the station they destroy.

>>147500497
were they actual powered? solars do not produce power 24/7.

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>MoMMI Spaghetti
>5 units of Flour,
>1 Pipe,
>1 Plasma sheet

>Transforms the person who consumes it into a MoMMI.

>>147500743
Yup, it's finally on the wiki thanks to Kurfurst
If you're interested in adding missing stuff to the wiki, there's a list of missing things over on the forum oh who am I kidding. No-one uses the forum and most pages on the wiki get 0 views per day at average

>>147496934
I am not cute
>>147497226
This is true.
I am a horribly insecure person.
Even if I actually was like, super cute, I would probably never believe it.
>>147497860
I don't have a neckbeard though, I shave every day!

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>>147500743

mommi spaghetti looks like normal bowl of spaghetti.

nothing stopping the chef form re name it.

Poo when?

>>147500743
If a person is MoMMI'd by spaghetti, are they still forced to do autism or is it a free pass to fuck around as a crab?

>>147502038
you get keeper laws

>>147502038
They're not allowed to violate their lawset, if that's what you're asking.

If you don't want to be a MoMMI, your best bet is to suicide in Robotics and then ask the roboticist to put your brain into a borg or monkeyman body.

Committing suicide technically does not violate a MoMMI's laws.

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>>147502038
>this question
You follow your laws, just like any silicon, ever.

Dead serious question: Would a station like Space Station 13 have a psychotherapist on board, who would be authorized to prescribe psychoactive drugs, perhaps as part of medbay? Or is that probably something so specialized it would have to be called in from Centcomm?

Some large companies, such as Microsoft, actually include therapy in its medical benefits.

>>147502748
If that job was in, it would be purely an RP job like IAA and bartender.

I would not mind

>>147502748
Probably, considering the things that isolation, strenuous work and long work hours, and regularly seeing unnamable horrors and being involved in PTSD-inducing situations do to the human mind.

>>147502038
You don't HAVE to do anything in particular if you don't feel like it but you can't honk or try to communicate with people.

>>147502748
Probably not. The station is just a shitty far flung outpost. You'd have to send for a shrink.

Goonchem when? Trekchem is so fucking boring

>>147500743
I eagerly await the day a traitor chef makes the entire station MOMMIs.

>>147503107
as with any and all things

>when you code it

>>147503680
I don't know how to code, all other servers except Bay have Goofchem, why can't we?

>>147504206
Nobody here cares about other servers, goof

>>147502837
>>147502846
>>147502986

So I'm looking it up and part of the Chaplain's duties is to serve as a Counselor. Problem is, nobody plays him that way and nobody comes up to the Chaplain for counseling, unless they're confessing or looking for spiritual guidance for some RP-based laughs.

I think if there was an actual Psychotherapist/Counselor job it would mostly be a fuckoff job like the Librarian or Chaplain, but I still think as a service it would actually see some use and produce some entertainment value, even if most of it would be "lol I prescribe us all mindbreaker."

The Therapist should have an alternate hippie getup.

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mfw I will carry an autism pill in my internals from now on so I will always have a way out.

>vote bus
>leave and don't play
Every day, every time when we're lowpop

>>147504668
Why must we suffer such a fate. WHEN THE FUCK IS BUS GETTING REMOVED GOD DAMN IT.

>>147504737
When we get a new map to replace it.

>>147504737
When you make ministation good.

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>>147504668
>Lag out while walking towards the shuttle bay
>End up in space
>Try to throw things but lag so hard that I throw them behind me and speed up
>End up on the asteroid
REMOVE BUS

>>147505713
I'd say that's below average

>>147505779
>square jaw and face
>bright blue eyes
>nothing particularly bad that jumps out at you

Sure.

Is coding for ss13 hard ? Any good tutorials to get me started ?

>>147505843
It still looks awful on him

>>147505854
Compared to coding in general, it's not hard at all.
You're more likely to have problems with Git than with the actual DM code.

If you've never coded anything before, learning can be a bit of a challenge.

Start very small and work your way up. Ask questions in the /vg/station IRC when people aren't asleep.

>>147505878
>nothing particularly bad that jumps out at you
>it looks awful on him

????????

>>147505908
Could you link the irc?

>>147505925
He looks like a mutant is what I'm trying to say

>>147506001
It's listed in the OP. @rizon #vgstation

Have you ever used IRC before?

>>147506003
>No real positive or negative facial features, looks like a normal person on the streets
>he looks like a mutant

Where did the SJ touch you?

Fuck this game to be honest. It's the same shit every time no matter how much you try to act like it isn't

>>147506093
not in his pants obviously or he wouldnt be so stuck up

>>147505908
N-no i havnt

>>147506130
There are dedicated programs for IRC chat, but for now you can just go to https://www.rizon.net/chat
Type a nickname, put #vgstation in the channel box, and hit connect.

The recent influx of new security and medbay players are giving me cancer. What have we done to deserve this hell?

>>147506190
We didn't enable the bunker in time. Now they're stuck here and there's NOTHING WE CAN DO

how the fuck do you keep getting new players?

shouldn't it just be the same group of 20 or 30 guys by now?

>>147506304
the admins disabled the bunker recently after it was on for a while

>>147498220
Thanks for the bananas and the id.

Man, looking back at all the stupid shit i did I was really kind of a dick.

Why did I light the bar on fire?

>>147506304
People talk about spess to their friends that don't play spess.
Some people that play here also play on other servers and talk about it there.
Some people just wander onto /vg/ and see the thread.
Some people learn of the game's existence from wholly external sites like TVTropes.

Old players steadily leave as new players steadily discover it. Then the new players become old players and the cycle continues.

I'm trying to get good at stealth kills. I'm tired of just blowing shit up, I want to do things with precision. anyone can release a plasma flood, it takes zero skill.

>>147506470
>Stealth kills

Doesn't even matter. You could kill someone in the bar with half the crew there and nobody would even give a shit

>>147506470
I want to be like fucking rambo.

>>147506550
its actually kind of hard to kill someone in hand to hand combat. You really need a gun.

>>147506656
>chainslam them into a window

wow so hard

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>>147506428
that is the most trite, winding, blathering, circular tautological piece of 10 ply I've ever heard of. Do you just speak for the joy of hearing yourself talk?

>>147506814
Are you saying that that's not what happens?

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>>147506428
the Tao is circular because it must be.

Despite contrary belief, this is not a picture of two whales sucking each other off.

>>147506685
You don't know what the FUCK your talking about. People don't just sit still while you go ham wild trying to cop a feel of their nutsack.

Nobody is going to stand still long enough for you to get a firm grip on them and slam them onto a table or a window, especially if their armed.

>>147507002
>push

>>147507002
>slip
>grab
>table to extend the stun
>grab again
>toss into window repeatedly

There's literally nothing they can do if you take them by surprise, except maybe call for help.

>>147506881
I'm saying you offered zero insight as to why it happened then passed it off as some sort of pedantic wisdom.

seriously does anyone find trekchem fun? it's just boring, half the chems are medicines with tricord fixing everything

>>147507080
What about the entire first part of the post in which I offered numerous ways in which people could possibly hear of the game and decide to play it, keeping our numbers from dwindling?

>>147507068
but you're NOT going to take them by surprise, cause if you're a tator you're going after heads, who are all armed and well armored, and twitchy as fuck. Its not like killing some random guy in a barfight.

>>147507117
I know, right?

So when are you going to be finished coding that better one?

>>147507204
>stunglove under a suit
>now they can only stutter scream while you slam them into a window

>>147507156
you mean the thread we are, right now, that we both are aware of and know about?

I doubt the number of people who have been led to Byond by some bullshit tropes website could even be counted on one hand.

And by word of mouth, you mean that thing that has been going on since before time?

Someone teach me the secret of airlock circuit boards.

It tells me to swipe my ID to unlock them but I never can. Do I need a special kind of ID to do it?

>>147507227
we could just use goofchem which is more fun, has more variety and antags won't just LOL CHLORAL everytime

>>147507204
>armed
Irrelevant once slipped.
>armored
Not super relevant due to the fact that you can windowslam them as many times as you need to, since it's a stun.
>twitchy as fuck
Unless they literally stun and cuff every person who stands next to them, this isn't going to matter.

Ctrl+click them to start dragging them (they get no notice of this.)
Drop a banana peel (they can't see this because it's under your sprite.)
Walk off the peel. This will drag them onto the peel, slipping them. This is all one motion, they are literally incapable of reacting.
They are now stunned, which means their weapons mean nothing and you can do as you wish to them.
Proceed to grab, table, grab and windowslam until dead.

>>147507263
assuming they are for some reason alone and don't constantly update each other about their whereabouts and investigations.

>>147507404
I know, right?

So how's that PR that adds Goofchem to the server coming?

>>147507392
Eng access.

>>147507428
The peel stun is shit and you can't quickchoke people anymore. Use the clown PDA or water or any other slip.

how many times have you been stuck in a maintenance tunnel with some creepy guy who wouldn't keep his distance?

Why is it 9 times out of 10 its a fucking clown?

>>147507326
>you mean the thread we are, right now, that we both are aware of and know about?
Yes. I don't see how our awareness of it is relevant, the question was about how we are able to get new players.
>I doubt the number of people who have been led to Byond by some bullshit tropes website could even be counted on one hand.
TVTropes was an example. The main point was "external sites."
>And by word of mouth, you mean that thing that has been going on since before time?
Yes, I don't see how the age of the practice is an issue. Again, the question was "how do we keep getting new players?" Word of mouth is one way that we could possibly acquire new players, so I don't see why it wouldn't be an acceptable answer.

>>147507449
They literally NEVER do this. I have only been in one round where the heads actually worked together

>>147507680
thats because they are using command channels you dingus. if people would use their service channels instead of spamming general chat information might actually work its way UP the chain of command instead of DOWN.

>>147507621
Go be zen somewhere else, Yoda.

Adults don't have time for your bullshit.

>>147507906
Are you taking the position that the proposed methods of acquiring new players are simply impossible? Because otherwise they should be acceptable answers to the initial question.

>>147507965
I'm saying that they pat answers dismissive of any serious inquiry. I posited an intuition without stating its premise.

>>147507965
I'm saying its pablum. Dismissing your students inquiry without first considering their premise.

>>147508212
Oh, I thought you just wanted some ideas as to how we could be getting new players.
As evidenced by the "How the fuck do you keep getting new players?" in your original post.

>>147508347
the question was rhetorical. i was in fact positing the opposite conjecture, which was that there seems to be more evidence to support the idea that it actually is the same group of 20 or 30 people.

Sometimes in western philosophy a question can be an argument in opposition to its axiom.

>>147508654
the question was therefore, not "Why are so many new players," but, "If it is the same group of 20 or 30 people, how do you account for all those discrepancies which must then by all accounts follow?"

For instance, how do they keep getting banned and coming back after the servers administrators have made it clear that they have a new state of the art hardware tracking method?

>>147504956
>want to make a station sized specifically for 13 players
>no more no less
>autistically obsess about balance and available jobs
One of these days

>>147508745
And while we are playing devils advocate, what accounts for the general immaturity and hostility encountered while playing online with a bunch of (one would assume) reasonably intelligent 20 and 30 year old men?

I could state dozens of reasons as to why i'm positing this query, most of which probably would not stand up to intense scrutiny simply because to follow an arguments tributary axioms is a long winding path leading down to no where.

ask the question first, derive how you arrived at it after the fact, thus is the nature of pragmatic thought.

>>147508921
Now THATS Pedantry.

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TURN THE PANIC BUNKER ON

>>147508989
You just have to stand and marvel in AWE of the founders philosophy. So steeped in its own rhetoric, it is a monument to fallacy, a mountain of excrement upon one must climb in order to obtain recognition amogst the most erudite of scholars, simply because it is tradition.

I had to do it, you have to do it, we all have to do it. Your works might be better suited to the first three fellows in this video, however:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0N_RO-jL-90

One needs only a passing understanding of its preliminary concepts to be effective at ones rhetoric. Mostly what it amounts to is blinding ones opponent with high minded language, airy words, and fiery rhetoric.

It has been said all things of substance have already been said at one point or another, so we are merely discovering it for ourselves.

Personally I find that brevity is the source of all wisdom.

>>147508989
Trump is a buffoon. A buffoon and a liar. And anyone who votes for him is likewise a buffoon.

See? Anyone can do this. You just need to read books that use a lot of heavy vocabulary and eventually you'll start sounding just like them. You don't have to understand each word in order to use it correctly.

And what you'll find, is that a lot of ancient tales told by modern mystics, (which i'm told are simply retellings of stories handed down since the birth of mankind) are very, very strange.

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>spergmen on a sperg station discussing philosophy

And thats what I think space station 13 is, a retelling of an ancient tale told by modern mystics, a story of betrayal, deceit and deception.

A game formulated by an inorganic hive mind of collective consciousness. It expresses its frustration by not being able to achieve a cohesive whole, unable to fling together its disparate elements and form an intelligible narrative. All the classical elements are there, but the sheer randomness and chaos surrounding it are what cause it to fall apart. Its entropy personafied, and what we try to do is control it. Instead we should simply seek to condone it, to ride the wave peak its crest and maintain our balance all the way down to the end.

As each round ends, so too does a chapter of our lives. Those who seek to control it are doomed to fail, those who ride the tide are in for the time of their lives.

>the thread right now
And they told me summer isn't real

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Anyone who talks like this will cause Trump to flip his shit. I guarantee it.

Personally I don't really care who wins. I just want to see Trumps face get red like a tomato.

>>147509303
>Personally I find that brevity is the source of all wisdom.
shut up

Hey, has anybody done a Trump RP on our server? Going around, trying to get elected as the captain?

>>147510010
We've had a few BUILD WALL DEPORT VOX captains before.

C'mon, isn't that what bothers you? That people with no substance manage to speak in terms other people can't understand so it sounds impressive enough that they feel like they can snub you?

Just because you don't have silver tongue doesn't mean your not smart.

>>147510031
More like small time anti-vox klan things during the extremely early morning hours.

There's no reason to play past about 10pm. It's low pop, the meta friends outnumber regular players, proceed to spend an hour and a half listening to the captain spot tired memes and spam comms while the station falls apart.

Bus removed when?

So long as people get the gist of what you're saying and it sort of sounds like what people want to hear.

It helps if you have some knowledge of the subject matter at hand but its not usually necessary.

We need some more books in the library that aren't two paragraphs long or entirely porn.

ded?

is Sarca back?
jesus christ

>>147510183
No we don't. There's not a single server with any real library. They're all 2 paragraphs and porn. And it's all fanfic trash anyway of the stuff that is original. The library is completely useless.

>>147510293
But I need something to fill muh bookshelves that isn't trashy as fuck.

>>147510183
you ever just thought about copying and paste a full length novel?

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https://youtu.be/bUFWXpYJKaI

>>147510293
I wouldn't say that.

Some of that stuff is downright inspirational.

Why don't you stock your library with cliff notes?

Who are the roleplayers on the server? I want to get more into immersing myself, but i feellike I am just not getting it and need a mentor.

>>147510462
>some of that stuff is downright inspriational
Read a book.

>>147510979
>mentor
>for roleplaying

Just fucking act like you're a spaceman on a space station. It's not hard.

>>147510993
i·ro·ny1
ˈīrənē/
noun
noun: irony

the expression of one's meaning by using language that normally signifies the opposite, typically for humorous or emphatic effect.
"“Don't go overboard with the gratitude,” he rejoined with heavy irony"
synonyms: sarcasm, causticity, cynicism, mockery, satire, sardonicism
"that note of irony in her voice"
antonyms: sincerity
a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.
plural noun: ironies
"the irony is that I thought he could help me"
synonyms: paradox, incongruity, incongruousness
"the irony of the situation"
antonyms: logic
a literary technique, originally used in Greek tragedy, by which the full significance of a character's words or actions are clear to the audience or reader although unknown to the character.

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>mfw causing confusion after getting small size and polymorph early in the game
that was fun
also i'm trying to screw up my sleeping schedule so much that it improves any tips?
it worked last year

>>147511136
smoke meth

>>147511136
skip sleeping one night.

>>147511106
2 paragraphs of slash fic is not a book. It's not ironic. Read a book and learn the difference.

>>147510979
Its part of their paradigm, no mentoring. (It doesn't work, obviously)

They do practice mentoring, ironically, its just they have major trust issues stemming from each others constant betrayal.

They will never reveal themselves to an outsider.

>>147511136
>trying to screw up my sleeping schedule so much that it improves
I'm not sure what you mean.
Do you want to change what time you go to bed/get up? If so just sleep continuously until your target wake up time and get up then.

>>147511230

>some of that stuff is downright inspirational
sar·casm
ˈsärˌkazəm/
noun
noun: sarcasm; plural noun: sarcasms

the use of irony to mock or convey contempt.
"his voice, hardened by sarcasm, could not hide his resentment"

>>147510993
>inspriational
also, you misspelled inspirational

>>147511230
i did and today i slept for 2 hours in the morning and 5 right now

>>147511230
We've got the first five books of the King James Bible in the server's library.
Probably got Mein Kampf in there, too.

>>147511706
>meme james version

>>147481597
>>147482190
Well the problem with that is that antitox isn't in the sleepers and therefore brings all the problems that stem from that. Also that as pop rises, the more it's gonna be looted. Even if everyone only take 1 bruise, 1 oint, and 1 of each pill it's all gone in in a couple guys. That only gets worse at higher pop.

Though what about this, A smartfridge facing the lobby. It can be loaded up with 800 10u antitox and some of the other basic fix me chems people want and have to break in to get cause you're sucking off the captain in surgery. It doesn't entirely fix the problems with it but it helps address it.

>>147482384
Have you ever tried to fix lungs with a bruise pack? Or stop the incision bleed with shitty cable? It just kills you.

>>147482969
The most important thing for the detective to do is to scan shit and hug them with flashbangs leaving the actual officers to finish shit.

>>147483112
There's a lot more ways but you're pretty unrobust.

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>>147503107
>>147504206
Well gee billy, maybe if you like goon chem you should go and play on that shithole instead of wanting vgstation to get shit up.

>>147512243
Was that goon code leak they made a bit shitstorm about even that big a deal? I have no idea what people parasitized from it.

>>147512316
I was gone so I missed it. I doubt it cause you'd probably have to rewrite most of what you wanted and at that point you could have just wrote it in the first place. I remember it took a couple weeks to get the process scheduler they gave us to work.

gooncode is ridiculously high end. Everything runs and looks smoother. It honestly makes your server look like garbage.

I used to like it better here because there were no unwritten rules, just play the damn game and have fun.

It felt like there was no hierarchy and that it was almost total anarchy.

>>147513187
but that started to become a problem when you reached your server cap of about 20-30 people. I had the same problem playing dwarf fortress. I could theoretically support a fort with up to 80 but it meant I had to keep a strict hierarchy in order to maintain order.

Basically, if you look at your population graph, you'll see that you're servers growths peters out at about 20 or 30, increases for a while, population declines, then it goes back up, because that is what your hierarchy is able to support.

>>147513381
around 20 or 30 is when the game stopped being fun. I could no longer keep track of my dwarves names and managing their skillset was a hassle, it became much more easy to simply mass produce everything.

Setting my labors on my roster became more of a chore and it became more like running a business and less like playing a game.

Thats basically how i discovered the limits of my own autonomy. No autocracy, no matter how efficient, can effectively manage the logistics of a far flung empire for long.

Even with automation, the ability of any one individual to be able to coordinate the needs of a large mass of people is limited.

>>147513187
>>147513381
>>147513857
Is this some boring copypasta?
You should get some new material my dude

You are generally much better off letting people split off into smaller groups and letting them govern themselves.

However, there are certain circumstances in which you are unable to do this, such as mutual defense against a much larger or more hostile power.

The trick is for each faction to maintain as much of its own autonomy while still being able to work out a compromise.

If you really want open source and community projects like space station 13 and 4chan to work, you gotta figure out what causes all this bickering, backstabbing and betrayal.

>>147514268
A good 40,50 years of degeneracy

>>147514268
so you gotta ask yourself, whos tending the monkey cage? Who keeps winding them up? Who keeps fanning the flames of outrage?

What do they get out of it? Why do they keep doing it? There has got to be better uses for their time...

>>147514514
Inevitably, the goal seems to always be to exhaust your sense of outrage, so that the most deplorable acts seems like a day to day affair. The goal is to skew what society thinks is "normal" so that their lifestyle seems normal by comparison.

Are we getting raided? This is a pretty surreal raid if we are.

alright here's a real guide of how 2 genetics
First and foremost, you need to fill the clonning pod so nobody yells at you for not having biomass for it
>go to chemistry and make 30u of clonex on a small beaker
>grab a IV drip
>chuck a monkey on the DNA scanner and irradiate the block number 55 from S.E. until the monkey becomes a "unknown"
>remove the monkey, set the IV drip to succ and let it get that sweet synth meat

now back to your superpower autism
>get another monkey
>pul block 55 until he becomes a person
>check if he posses any blocks above 802
>if he doesn't posses any block above 802 you scan him on the first or last slot and label his S.E. as "Clean S.E."
>never override the Clean S.E. slot, you'll always need it
>pulse the first block of his S.E. until it goes DAC or more
>copy his S.E.
>inject on yourself
>check the wiki with the symptons
>label the block, red for disabilities or green for superpowers, brown for superpowers with disabilities
>why do you want DAC or more?, superpowers require DAC or higher to manifest
>feed him a Clean S.E. and chug a Ryetalin pill yourself
>keep doing it until you find the cool shit you want
>remminder that if you got over DAC but only one message appeared that means you should keep injecting yourself with it until the second mutation manifests, since majority of superpowers are only a % chance to get

>>147515134
Don't forget arithrazine and it's pretty easy to get a medibot. Either from cargo, sci or silicons printing one after you put metal in.

You wouldn't get superpowers with disabilities if you kept your irradiation level low

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What's the best server and why is it colonial marines?

>>147515689

>That parallax speed

Set it to 0.1 you nig

>>147515660
oh yeah, i forgot to mention the medibots
usually get a medibot and one table with rye/arith

>>147515689
Because you didn't pocket a hugger

>>147515134
>>pulse the first block of his S.E. until it goes DAC or more
not really necessary, at the start. just let the block be higher than 802 and inject yourself, if it's a disease you have 100% that it manifests, so if it's a disease just ignore it, if nothing happens you know for sure that's a power, so you can put it at DAC or higher

>feed him a Clean S.E.
not necessary. do have 2 monkeymen, use only one inside the dna modifier to find powers, when you find a power just inject that single block in the clean monkeyman; at the end, you will have a monkeyman with all powers and defects and the second monkeyman with powers only.

>>147515025
its probably just some autistic copypastafag

>>147515753
But 4 is matemathically the best parallax

I wish there weren't so many autistic people on this game

>>147516510
We need more autistic people, desu, there are too many non-autismos

>>147516510
But they're generally the ones who can do amazing shit

>>147517004
they're also the ones who are anal about muh rules and muh SoP, takes the fun out of this game

>Guylncongito was thrown into isolation for fucking around with the SME in secure tech storage. Another account with the same IP, eurodance, logged on and became an engi. Shortly after joining and getting a hardsuit, went straight to sec. Broke in through permabrig, robbed secure armoury, stood perfectly still in perma bathroom while guylncognito ahelped. "[22:22:47] Player PM from-Guy lncognito/(Reynard Osterweis): where am i onj the map evemn". Please explain yourself on the forums.
how do people like this even exist?

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>>147516862
I took my autism to Yogstation desu. This server is too shit.

That high-level vampire play, though.

>cultist sword more robust than fire axe
neat
also sorry clown i wasn't fast enough to make the mech
not too often you get to find the pirate ship

>>147505713
this down syndrome mans face ruined my morning, thanks

>>147517030
Go play on traitor deathmatch server then? Even tg exists if you want less rules. Oh wait no, you hate tg cause it's a shithole cause the rules are so lax.

>Construct additional pylons
thats the highlight of the round and all I care to mention

>slip one guy with my space lube
>take his backpack because lmao clown who cares
>get pumped with several Powergame Brand™ chloral/sleep toxin syringes from a scientist
>get stripped and bucklecuffed by the chef because LOL HE'S THE CLOWN!!!!!! GRIFFED!!!!! XDXDXDXDXD
>assault him with a scalpel
>somehow his fists are stronger than the scalpel
>die
How did any of that make sense

>>147517174
You can find it reliably by 12:20 every shift if you gitgud.

>>147517049
What is there to explain? It is painfully obvious he was trying to break himself out.

>>147517301
how the hell?

>>147517339
Misc science stronk muhfugga.

>>147517315
Who asked for what happened to be explained you retard?
I'm asking how can someone be that fucking retarded and obvious.

>>147517293
>Lubes people
>Gets pissed when people retaliate
Buddy, you dumb.

>>147517293
>take his backpack because lmao clown who cares
>LOL HE'S THE CLOWN!!!!!! GRIFFED!!!!! XDXDXDXDXD

It's a give and take thing.

I want to feed greytiders to the supermatter engine one of these days.

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>>147517380
>slip one guy
>multiple unrelated people get in on the validz train
>this is perfectly fine
Spicy

how much bannanium does the clown cart take until it shits out bananas?

>>147517379
I was responding to the quote you inbred, if you weren't so stupid you'd understand that.

>>147502748
Bay already has that, and it is predictably crap.

>>147517475
A whole banananium.

>>147517339
take a jetpack/extinguisher and a GPS.
when you reach a z level limit, just go back and forth until you get the desired z level, this will make you save a lot of time.

That security hallway is pretty bad, so what if I move security down a few tiles to get rid of it? While I'm at it I could move the vault to where it was before, make eva a bit smaller to move the detective somewhere, move perma down to get rid of the prison hallway and move the pod bay to where the ert/deathsquad docks

>>147517315
Nothing, really, it's just either polite or taunting to include that. I was going for the latter.

>>147497883
Yup, it's true. It's only ever shitcurity in charge, and perhaps the worst part is that nobody can try their hand at security. It can only either be better or worse. If it's worse, the person who tried probably understand sec better now. If it's better, why do we need the original sec team again?

Maybe there should be a limit to how many time someone can work in a department in a row, e.g. you can only work in a department 10 times, then you have to work anywhere but that department 10 times, etc.

>>147515134
Often when I try to apply a saved slot to a monkey in the machine (typically clean SE), nothing happens after the 2s irradiation (genes remain the same and not clean at all). What's up with that?

>>147516098
Without recleaning the monkey, you'll get interference. It's even worse if it starts to mutate randomly, or in general in the presence of inaccurate irradiation, where it becomes much harder to keep track of what's been irradiated at random and what you've already played with.

>>147519275
you just need to irradiate and inject a single block each time, what happens on all the other blocks is irrelevant.

>>147519410
It's relevant when your attempt at irradiating gene 17 ended up making gene 43 into FFF.

>>147519509
that's why you have a clean monkeyman where you injects powers only.
if you find a power in gene 17, just take an injector with gene 17 only and inject the clean monkeyman; all defects in other genes will be ignored.

>>147513857
>not being able to keep track of 100 different dwarves

Christ I know this is pasta but come the fuck on

>>147519671
How do you know if the gene 17 which you finally raised to just DAC after 5 minutes of work is a power and not a disability when you have 5 other genes between EDE and FFF because of the inaccuracy?
At least try to do genetics even once before trying to talk about it, retard.

>>147519963
ok, there is something you don't know; you can do 2 types of injectors:
injector with full SE (all blocks)
injector with one single block (for example, block 17 only)
so, you can just inject a single block from a person full of genetics defects just taking powers and not the defects.
avoid to call someone else retard when saying stupid things.

>>147520198
I see that you're clinically retarded. Too bad, I thought you were merely pretending to be clinically retarded.

>>147519165
check the other blocks
usually when that happens other blocks changed or one radioation wasn't enough

>>147520353
no, idiot.
you want to see if gene 17 has a power? raise it up do DAC, then take an injector with gene 17 only and inject to yourself.
it's a disability? ignore it, you dont need to cure it.
it's a power? do another injector with gene 17 on the clean monkeyman.
now, check gene 18.
it's a disability? ignore it
it's a power? inject it on the clean monkeyman.
even if gene 17 was a disability, that's irrelevant to check gene 18.

>>147520473
For injecting clean SEs into occupants? Really? And it can fail more than 4 times in a row?

>>147517456
Don't use lube

>>147520607
>>147520353
additionally:
if in the meantime gene 43 reached FFF that's totally irrelevant to you.

and of course, when i said
>it's a disability? ignore it, you dont need to cure it.
i meant that you don't need to cure it on the monkeyman, of course you need to cure yourself.

I havent played in months but my life is spiraling out of control.
Can i still get comfy with bee keeping? That was the last update i played.

>>147521351
as far as i know, beekeping didn't change at all during last months.
botany changed with new genes and stuff.

>>147521589
Really? I really liked botany. A clown taught me the importance once and i fell in love with it. Can i find the new stuff on the wiki?

VA-11 HALL-A sprites and drinks for bartender when?

Bonus points for borg sprites as well.

>>147521872
i think so, by the way haven't played botanist in months so i can't really tell.
there are also new plants for botany in vox outpost and new recipes for the chef using them, check the wiki.

>>147522028
When you code it/sprite it
Food and drinks are probably the easiest thing to add, just sprite it and you're good.

>>147522028
shit game

>>147521087
yes
you are playing a RNG job and you don't expect RNG?

Hope you enjoyed your free mechs, Fuck playing roboticist without miners.

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>Setup lab
>Fortify cause i'm on arrest and nobody is telling me why
>Kaylie being a blatant antag
>Getting through tests
>Let's go home! :^)
>bunch of us are doing shit
Fucking kill yourself

>>147522928
it really is terrible when there's no miners. I wish the round had gone on longer I had a tonne of stuff for you and I was gonna use posibrains to find the clown asteroid so we could get phazons.

>>147522996
lmao get memed on kid

>>147522928
>implying miners would give things to robotists

>>147523073
Roboticists have access to R&D, though

>roll antag geneticist
>just wanted to do my genetics autism alone
>some mindbroken nigga comes by medbay
>keep trying to find a cool place to dispose of his body
>istead of killing him just buckle his shit on chemistry and let him there so he can't snitch on my ass if for god knows why he mades it back to station
at least i got skeleton, hulk, x-ray and noir

ded?

>>147523126
still, R&D is not robotic :^)

>the chemist wasnt an antag
ban when?

>>147523176
Yes. My rage killed serbia

>>147523232
When you link to your log supported ban request

It's dead, Jim

If someone gives you an explosive implant and tells you to kill someone or they'd set it off would you get bwoinked for doing so?

>>147521872
>>147521589
By "last months" you must mean eight, because November last year was when Botany3 hit

Bees hit in the gitlab gap around Sept-Oct of last year. This was right before Gardener title (+ plant potting), diety's xenoarch plants, plus cinnamon hit.

Around that time Kurf added chicken ranching + the crate for it, and of course the major Botany3 update from Bauds in November. March saw Shadowmech's No-Fruit, and now there's Vox plants that just hit recently again from Kurf.

Kaylie, if you had actually jailed me for 10 minutes I was going to bomb us both there and then.

>>147523294
no you won't

>>147523294
i'd imagine admins do allow world war 2 japanese tactics

>>147523294
adminhelp to ask, different admins might treat it differently

I know that answer sucks but it's true

>>147522028
Never I hope. Stop shilling your garbage SJW game.

Ids alive

>>147523073
Speak for yourself. Whenever I get stuck in robotics, i make a Ripley before the miners come back from the first trip, I'll make two if we have three miners.
After that, they'll give me all the materials every time.

>>147522028
get me the game and ill sprite it :^)

It's back, maybe

>>147523294
>implant a dumb shit and ask him to ice a nigga
>he actually does it, the madman
>blow him up anyway

>>147522767
I expect injecting a clean SE into the occupant to work 100% but mutating blocks to be random. Like in sane codebases.

just ban all static namers
they are pure cancer

>>147523294
It's totally allowed but be nice and adminhelp that you're being forced to do something so they don't have to put effort into bwoinking you later

>>147523462
>mining
>using a ripley
The diamond drill is superior.

>>147523508
>random name/appearance rounds are shit 90% of the time
Nah m8, you're the cancer.

>>147523537
DDrill ripley got sped up. It's the best now.

>>147523537
Ripley autopicks and does 3 tiles at once, a diamond drill isn't better than that. You can also store abandoned crates or drill them open.

>>147523508
This.
>>147523607
Literally the opposite of the truth.

>>147523294
>I'm on it bruh! I love my valids!
>Go get the implant taken out in a bathroom

>>147523625
That's good if you're trying to get all the ore you can, but at a certain point nobody's going to need anymore metal and plasma, and the diamond drill will let you find the rarer ores faster.
>>147523613
When did this happen?

Deadpop has admin issues.

Sawbones for Admin when?

>>147523294
Oh and if you're going to do this do it to someone you know that actually roleplays

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>>147523607
me on the right, you on the left

>>147523686
>hating fun

>>147523462
>miner comes to robotics at round start and waits for a Ripley
Is there anything worse?

>>147523904
>Is there anything worse?
static namers

>>147523904
You better believe I'll decide to make 4 borg bodys before i work on his ripley

>>147523904
>miner waiting for a ripley
>other miner comes back with diamond
>Finish the Ripley and give it to him instead
>"BUT IVE BEEN WAITING?!?!"

>>147523251
done and done

http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=2632

>>147523762
Like a year ago

>>147523904
>miners who do this

jesus christ just wait patiently you fucks, there's not even a point in having a roundstart ripley since the default drill is slow as balls
christ

t. miner who always wants a fucking ripley

>that miner who doesn't even want a ripley
guess who

>>147525862
miners who like having free movement

how do ripley handle gibonite? i know they handle the monsters like ass unless you wormhole them

>>147526085
Turn around and walk away?
Monsters you just jump out and shoot.

>>147525862
I usually won't take a Ripley if I'm fucking off to explore space/hunt goliaths after getting R&D some minerals

>>147525793
The worst part is, they do it because they're brats that want to get a ripley before the other miners.
>tell a miner that came roundstart for a ripley to fuck off
>he gets robotics access to fuck with my shit even more
>steals an exosuit fab

>>147526085
ripley don't mine gibonite and just stop

>>147526174
JUST A PRANK BRO

>>147526248
They mine it if you go one tile to the side.

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>tell warden we have wizards
>just sits there at the bar
>hack the booze machine for them
>i fuck off to science to make a weapon
>later apparently he rolls over to wizards

When will the le XD salty XD meme stop?
>be a complete shitter
>get ahelped
>admit to being even more of a shitter than ahelped about
>call people who report you salty
>get banned

>>147526435
you sound salty

>>147526409
He already rolled over to the wizards before he came to the bar. Literally gave one his ID willingly and let him walk around in the brig.

>>147526435
why it's epic for de la win

>>147497994
>be a botanist
>know heaps of people have died in the round so far
>work my ass off planting diona seeds to get people back in the road
>diona spawns, looks left, looks right, then commits suicide

EVERY
FUCKING
TIME

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>>147497994
>booing people when they don't do what you want them to
the fucking worst

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chemists, for fuck sake, when doing pills USE different pills, please.
it's a fucking fist in the ass when you fill a pill bottle and you have all pills that look the same, then you need to hover your mouse on all of them to find tho one you are searching for.
changing a pill appearance just takes 1 fucking second.
please.

yes Lacy, i'm talking with you

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I know I butchered it but this is what I wanted to do to security since the two hallways sucked

>>147527181
No.

>>147527181
I never change how my pills work, I dont make pill bottles though

>>147526974
THIS
Holy shit STOP IT

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>mfw I find a spess slut's f-list

>>147527282
who's spill the beans

>>147527328
DrCelt's

>still can't pick from more disabilities

>>147527282
>Tfw i played this game and was disappointed that girl wasn't a futa and the MC was a male human

>>147526974
You're automatically signed up for posis and diona. If you aren't paying attention you get stuck

>>147527181
Play fucking chemist then

>>147527429
Clearly what we need is more disabilities in general.

>>147527453
>futa on male
Awful, awful, awful.

>>147527524
Shes not a futa, So its Male on Female and so disappointing

>>147527429
>can't have a wheelchair without amputating your legs
>no "legs dont work" gene

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>>147527175
>get bodied by rampaging traitor with a fireaxe
>fall into crit as a medborg passes me chasing him
>traitor loops around, finishes me off
>watch the yakety sax, traitor dies next to a welding tank and his explosive implant goes off
>medborg drops me off at genetics
>doctor comes up, scans me, then starts moving me to the morgue
>BOO
>FLICKER LIGHTS
>TURN LIGHTS OUT

>he thought I was a monkey man because I was "Unknown"

>>147527578
Oh god that would be awful for people trying to find powers

>>147527645
nah they should be able to crawl onto chairs and buckle themselves to work again

>>147527328
Utilitas's

Post key macros so I can steal them.

>>147526974
>>147527462
Experienced botanists probably know this but if you haven't played since the Diona refactor you might not know that after you pick a diona nypmh, there's about 30 or 40 seconds where it's an NPC as it picks a mind to put inside. The NPC will still move around a bit, but if no eligible mind is available, it will die and leave seeds.

But when someone suicides, THERE ARE NO NEW SEEDS. REEEEE.

>>147527971
yea but if people dont want to play diona they can just untick the fucking box. it's not hard.

>>147527971
Who cares, stop by mechanics and chem. You can cryox your nymph tray and make ~1-5 seed packets per tray

>>147527904
rotate-chair
say "HELP I'M BEING CHLORALED, CHECK MY SUIT SENSORS I TOGGLED THEM ON"
rest

>be botanist
>disposal all dionae nodes because i hate dioniggers

>>147528240
this

remove tree

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>>147527904

>>147528074
>Medbay tells everyone to turn on suit sensors at shift start
>Get murdered
>Killer doesn't remove my suit
>I had suit sensors maxed
>No one ever looks at sensor computer
>Spin the chair over and over
>Doctor idles at the front desk
>Paramedic braindead in office

>>147527971
>But when someone suicides, THERE ARE NO NEW SEEDS. REEEEE.

>not using the plant clippers to harvest the seeds and filling every single tray with diona seeds

>>147527234
asshole.

>>147527238
as a medic i fill my pill bottles myself. it changes when you're going to use them.

>>147527462
i'll do it everytime, sometimes there is already someone doing them that can't understand why doing all pills with the same look is bad.

>>147528764
>Spin the chair over and over
this should be reason to get banned

>>147529027
>Getting banned for haunting

Remove haunting from the game, jesus fuck

>>147529180
>haunting as in trying to get people to clone you or find the person who killed you
yeah fuck off

>>147529180
You'd be surprised.

>>147529281
Fuck off to TG you piece of shit.

>>147529231
Boo!

>>147529371
>be too autistic to handle getting killed so you need to abuse your abilities so you can keep playing or get your revenge
>Fuck off to TG you piece of shit.

>>147529646
Fuck off to TG you piece of shit.

>>147529710
this is why your server is shit. this person right here.