/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

Poll for EU players:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10664709

faggoty forced shit filled fagpussy that's actually a butthole but insecure homo virgins are afraid to call it an anus because it's filled with shit NAKA'S SHITTY SHIT FILLED BUTTHOLE FULL OF STINKY SHIT FORCED EVERY FUCKING SINGLE DAY GET HIT BY A BUS MOTHERFUCKING STUPID FAGGOT

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Stay hydrated while playing xiv

naka bp

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VWo4UWvYrw

Sorry to repost this:

>>147451259
>>147451303
>>147451386
Mainly just want to move somewhere so that even if I log in at somewhat odd times, I can maybe run some smaller group content. Feels so damn hard trying to find enough people to really do anything on my current server, so I'd like to just be able to be part of a decent pool of players that would be willing to do content and such.

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>>147450958
I guess I need to get some pictures with this new hair

>>147451301
i don't even know you anon
and it would be really weird to be EBd to different people on my 2 characters

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>>147451597
Calm down friend

>>147451672
>I can maybe run some smaller group content
sooo...duty finder?

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Anyone wanna WoD on Balmung in like 20 minutes?

Can a male Elezen with Snow's outfit PLEASE post a screenshot?

Pretty please.

>>147451752
>and it would be really weird to be EBd to different people on my 2 characters
Go for it, polygamy is cool.

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Early for fun, new Balmung adventures! Anon stood me up last night.

>>147451546
Wat.

Can someone screenshot the sale history of Hunting Hawks on Balmung? Thanks.

>>147451672
As someone who is on Balmung, Balmung is fine especially if you enjoy RPing, there is a lot of trash like voidsent sluts and tranny 'cattes' but other than that there are good people. However just stay away from 4chan anything, you will feel much happier for it.

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>>147451837
Yea sure

>>147451818
WHERE ARE YOU?

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Just came back after a long time gone from FFXIV. I'm gearing up fine now, and am half way through my unidentifiables for my anima. I'm sitting at 223 ilvl, and am wondering, whats a good ilvl to be at for doing Nidhogg?

Also, whats the fastest method for leveling? I main warrior, but want to cap off my Paladin (36) and Dark Knight (51).

>>147451659
reading this over and over is very tiring

you should just get your own opinions of people by you know talking to them rather than trust some random anonymous shitposter

>>147452057
Probably in ST right now.

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buying bf

>>147451932
done

>>147452060
put on some goddamn pants

>>147452060
dungeons. anywhere above 220 is a fairly solid place to do nidhogg at.

>>147451793
If that was the case, why bother moving then? it's because I want to join an FC and run things with them and such. I used to run things with friends in the FC we created near the release of ARR, but they've all basically moved on or just can't play at all anymore. Just trying to meet new friends and such.

>>147452110
I need to hold him...

>>147451597
naka bp

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>>147452214
I..It's ok Anoon, you might cut yourself on his edginess... Please be wary.

>>147452060
The ilvl you are at is fine

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>>147452329

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>>147450668
Thanks for the input.

>>147452310
You left...

>>147452497
I'm on Xande right now. I'll be out in like 5.

>>147452329
>>147452329
>>147452329
>>147452329
>>147452329

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>>147451672
go to gilgamesh

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xth for sneering

>>147452784
Is there a pretty decent playerbase/FC there and such?

Seems like the ones I keep seeing are Balmung, Excalibur, and Gilgamesh for ones to move to.

>>147452642
the POWERLESS BITCH is still posting?! LMAO

did it die

balmung is kill

>>147451752
Best c@

>>147453045
>>147453059
24 hour maintenance to fix server issues
please look forward to it

>lost connection to the game's server

Now I'll never get to hug sadelezen. I'm ending it tonight

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Ahahahaahahahahahahaha, fucking Balmung.

>players in queue: 1337
HAX I CALL HAX

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server is dead post cats

>>147453132
thanks anon

>>147452894
excalibur felt dead when content was getting old which is more or less the same as hyperion

gilgamesh seems better for actually doing stuff

balmung has a lot of people but not all of them do content

I played on all 4 and it's what I noticed at least

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rip

>>147451752
who are you EB'd to you fucking whore

>>147453197
please lewd with me

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>>147453197
cat

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and fuck you too yoshi

>tfw you are about to transfer to primal.
Seriously getting tired of this shit.

Who's the most basic bitch of /xivg/?

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xth for I wanna kill myself after ruining 2 sets of mats for an ironworks piece

>>147453292
calm down arie

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I spent 30 fucking minutes in Brayflox's Long Stop because of literal fucking mouth breather for a healer

>severely under equipped
>Was using limit break at completely random intervals
>didn't even have WHM, was still a conjurer

One of our DPS asked if he had his WHM crystal and he said "What is white mage"

Then he left and we had to vote abandon. How the fuck do these people exist?

>>147453309
who is this midan meower

>>147453346
chemo

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Thanks cthulu

>>147453347
Shoulda asked me, yo boi, to make it for you.

>>147453336
>transferring to a dead datacenter

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>>147453167
Excellent choice, but you shouldn't really stand for yourself. That, too, is spooked, just as much as the other options (although Eorzea alone is the only one which cannot even be interpreted as despooked). This is because the nature of standing "for" yourself means that you are not standing for yourself at all, because such a thing is by its nature not possible (in the same way you can't see inside your eyeball, or eat your mouth). Instead, you are standing for the IDEA of yourself, which is a spook as much as anything else.

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>>147453197
Not my cats, but cats in my area.

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>>147452329
why does he look dead inside?

>>147452894
Come to Balmung if you like to fap, troll and lulz.

Go to Gilgamesh if want to raid with 9Gagger's and le Redditor's.

Go to any other server to regret it because they don't fill any special niche.

>>147453309
Who is this kissable katt?

>>147453417
I can make it myself fine, first one I was just retarded and was talking to my mom so blew them up, second one I had awful rng and just gave up.

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>>147453197

>>147453421
>being stuck on a shitty datacenter that keeps going down

>>147453197
ty for working my wood earlier ;)

>>147453356
>I spent 30 fucking minutes in Brayflox's Long Stop because of literal fucking mouth breather for a healer

I love these healers. Especially when they don't even bother dpsing, they literally just stand there or jump around like a kid with adhd and still let the party die. When they do bother to heal it's when the tank is pulling and at full health.

>>147453175

Here's the alphabet again in case you didn't get to copy it when the server went down.

>>147453421
>dead
>almost every server on primal is usually locked for character creation
>aether is only ever locked for two or three

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>>147453336
Hey, we have connection problems too. It's just not as often as a more populated DC has
We usually go down because aether does and NA maint please look forward to it

Fuck this shit, I'm leaving balmung for some dead server like Zalera

>>147453468
But I'm a Dark Knight, and I use spooky unaspected magic damage. Isn't that spooky enough. Plus if you rip all of my flesh, I too, am a Spooky Skeleton.

>>147453471
>either semen or cocaine smeared around her nose

>Multiple patches and expansion
>Brayflox's sets are still top 5 aesthetically

Whoever designed these deserves a raise

>>147453309
Who is this pristine purrer?

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this is starting to piss me off

>>147453197
what could have been.png

>>147451672
unless you play in the wee hours of the morning (2am-?am, can't really speak for the tail end because i'm never awake at that point) balmung will probably be fine, that's the only time i see PF near dead

i can't speak for gilg because i've never been

>>147453356
>run titan normal for first time
>cnj
>could never get into final phase because he died every time to phase change because he didn't have enough hp

>>147453585
i actually didn't, thank you for this

>>147453603
Might as well just uninstall and unsub.

>cats are shit
>lizards are shit
>constantly surrounded by shit.

>>147452329
>>147452329
>>147452329
>>147452329
>>147452329
>>147453471
>>147453471
>>147453471
>>147453471
>>147453471

>>147453382
>>147453346

wrong, it's shyv

>>147453567
Healers who don't DPS give me an aneurysm. I don't particularly mind if they don't bother with cleric stance, but how the fuck are you just gonna stand there and do nothing in between healing? I wouldn't have even bothered getting WHM to fifty if all I could do is heal, that shit is boring.

>Expecting your healers to DPS

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>>147453197

>>147453421
>if its not my server, its dead

>>147453539
cute

>>147453356
Sounds like a troll or a literal kid, playing on someone else's account.

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>>147453470

>>147452894
Gilgamesh is a megaserver and is typically considered the "raiding server." I've never played there, but I have friends who've transferred there and say that the PF tends to be active and there are more good groups there than on other servers (although the average player is not necessarily better, it's just a big server and there's more good players). AFAIK it has a healthy economy, or at least a very active one.

Balmung is a "social" server. It's the biggest in terms of population, with lots of people who are into roleplaying. On average people tend to be less interested in progressing through content and more interested in just hanging out or doing stuff for fun. This also means there's a lot of shitty players there.

Excal afaik is quite a bit smaller than the other two servers, but isn't totally dead. Possibly a Goldilocks option but idk. If it's small, the raiding community will probably be very insular. However, because it's not an erp server like balmung, the average player is probably more likely to clear ex primals and maybe the first couple legs of each raid tier before they add echo to them.

>>147453773
Exactly, and I understand new healers who may feel intimidated by it, I would rather them actively heal and do it well instead of standing around and letting the party die. But holy fuck, half the time they still let the party die because they're too busy jumping in circles with their neon green and pink glamour and spouting XD

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>>147453784
can we post lalas instead?

>>147453567
>jump around like a kid with adhd
>refuses to DPS The Sable Price
>blames me for not being close enough to the tunnel visioned Dragoon
>try to kick them for harassment
>rejected
>You have been dismissed from the duty.

>>147453776
I will never dps as a healer. At this point it's out of spite and they can keep crying to their fc/ls about that shitty healer they are grouped with.

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>>147453197

>>147453539
i want to be insane!

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH AETHER WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>147453980
>tfw you get targetted by the Sable Price and the other DPS has been doing like 200 the entire dungeon

>2000 queue
>wait 10 min
>90k

Ebic!

>>147453998
rofl owned

>>147453998
>i'm proud of being bad at the most handicapped accessible mmo 2003

>>147453998
>Not queueing with a friend so you get vote majority with only 2 people

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>okay tank your job is to tank
>got it
>and dps your job is to dps
>got it
>healer your job is to heal and dps
>go- wait what

Yeah, fuck you guys. Don't give me any "tanks dps too!" bullshit either because dpsing is how tanks hold threat. When I can heal someone by directly doing damage like Atonement in WoW I'll start dpsing. Until then, fuck off.

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>>147453776
>>147453998
>expecting my healer to throw out an aero or two is asking too much
Maybe if I didn't start off as a conjurer it wouldn't bother me so much.

inb4 4~5 hour maintenance.

>>147453980
"XD Come on guys you need better DPS :/"
>DPS is dead due to the sable price

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>>147453978
>>147453784
yes please, more mischievous midgets

>>147453353
I want to lewd with Arie too
fuck

>>147453998
Are you really capable of feeling spite?

Are you even capable of being an insect?

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>>147453197
cats

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>>147453978
Sure, why not !

>>147453773
>how the fuck are you just gonna stand there and do nothing
People who pay for a video game to not play it. They treat the game like a job and look for corners to cut.

>>147453776
>>147453998
>spite
If you want to only heal, that's fine. I will stand in every AE and use no mitigation. I will make you work or you will be kicked.

>>147454148
If youre gonna play with friends why not play tank/healer in the first place to speed through roulettes?

Why the fuck is level 52 vendor trash better than my supra what the fuck yoshi

>>147454176
Good tanks stance dance like a motherfucker though and push DPS just like good healers

>>147454119
who said he was proud ? he just doesn't care, just like countless dps don't enough care to bother looking up a rotation or tanks who don't care enough to use cds

>finally rejoin
>connection lost
>back to a queue of 3'000
Welp

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>>147454281
Best Lei cat.

>>147454176
>When I can heal someone by directly doing damage like Atonement in WoW I'll start dpsing. Until then, fuck off.
So standing around doing nothing is helpful? When there is literally no damage going out to the tank and DPS you can't bother to use one of your dps skills or cleric stance? :^)

Come on man even Asstrologians can throw out a combust or two while running around like a chicken without its head.

>>147454176
>dealing damage is constantly necessary (outside rare mechanics)
>healing isn't constantly necessary

Okay, retard.

>>147454098
I fucking lol'd. Apt image, holy shit. There's tears.

>>147454292
No because I queue with a DPS friend and I will kick YOU if you make me push more than a button every 10 or so seconds. Im just here for the ride.

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>>147453978

>>147454292
>I will make you work or you will be kicked.
I've never let a group member die before, so now what?

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>>147453776
Just straight healing is fucking boring. I don't know how people can do it without falling asleep.

>>147454404
Does this happen often?

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>>147453197

>>147454316
Because it's just a shitty Supra.

Its more like im standing there for 80% of the fights doing nothing. Why would I NOT do something productive to get out faster? Dont give me that "it stresses me out to push too many buttons shit"

>>147454176
there's plenty of time in lower level content to DPS before you need to throw cures, let alone before you can get full value from a single healing spell. at higher levels you can double or triple regen the tank as an AST or WHM and they can be taken care of for upwards of 30 seconds without you needing to do any additional healing in that time. don't just stand there like a dweeb.

>>147454530
not really, balmung just seems to be shitting itself right now, i'm on gilg just fine.

>>147454527
I do it if I don't know the fight or there is a sch

>>147454176
You don't have to dps as a healer. You just won't me maximizing your job's potential. And you'll be made fun of for being shit.

>>147454493
Thats because group members expect your mongoloid ass to pull your own weight so they actively avoid any unnecessary damage. If people tanked as horribly as you heal then you'd have people dying on you all the time.

>>147454530
No, but there was a mass d/c and emergency maint just a few days ago too. It's unusual

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>>147454012
please.. don't do this

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Trying to settle on a character
How bad is it, doc?

>>147454639
who cares, it's a video game

>>147454667
sorry, been wanting to make that pun forever

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>Jump off a ledge
>"Just a usual grunt or something, probably"
>Hit the concrete, loud CRACK
>Head swivels around for a second like I have a bendy bobblehead
>Don't move for a solid minute and just scoot back thinking I straight up heard pixel bones cracked
#SPOOKED

>>147454679
Change the hair color to something else and I'd think it would be fine.

>>147454679
Go with a female Mi'qote but change that hairstyle and color.

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IT'S /MY/ SUB I'LL PLAY HOW I WANT

>>147454679
These are all just awful. Different hairstyle and color might fix the catboi, but the other two are just fucked m8.

>>147454441
>and I will kick YOU
And be reported. I guarantee I am not alone, those reports will stack up until your character can't move from a certain map. If you're not pumping out heal after heal to keep me from dying for every AE I soak up with zero tank buffs, you're a detriment to the completion of the duty and will be kicked or reported for harassment.

>>147454679
all 3 are bad, two male characters scream hey im gay btw did you know im gay? but seriously im gay

>>147454651
They stand in shit and take damage all the time. I have never let them die. Your point?

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>>147452187
No.

>>147452190
>>147452451
Thank you. I know tanks tend to need to be a little higher than others, but I just really want those Horde weapons.

Would you suggest any guides for it? Last time I went about doing EX content I kept checking incorrect guides.

>>147454679
>catboi's, ever
No

The female one isn't all that cute imo, I vote the lala

>>147454679
cute catgirl

>>147454790
BITCH THATS FINE BUT YOU'RE WASTING THREE OTHER PEOPLE'S SUBS BY BEIN' A TROG.

anyone wanna kill themselves with me

im tired of being alone

>>147454763
I like being flamboyant, it's why I dye my hair irl.

>>147454779
I like the tomboy hairstyle, to be honest.

>>147454796
Oh

>>147454838
Pretty much.

>>147454853
Why do you not like cat boys?

>>147454884
Thank you!

>>147454758
Does anyone else sometimes have to look away/close their eyes when they jump off high distances in any game? Road runner fucked me.

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>>147454790
please teach me how to be you, hot dads

>World currently full
>PLayers in queue 2,891

wtf is this bullshit

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>>147453468

Kill yourself stirncuck, go let your wife get fucked by multiple men

>muh sub
>fucking up the game for 3 other paying customers

>>147454687
I'm not saying you have to take it seriously. You can play however you want. But I imagine standing there for seconds at a time waiting for the tank to take enough damage that you finally get the urge to press a button can get boring really fast.

>>147454838
>says grown man who plays a slutty catgirl

Anyone wanna try to find each other on omegle by putting the search info xivg and we can just chill and talk with one another? I actually had a very fun conversation with someone last time I did it.

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>>147453978
>>147454176
Good tanks switch to DPS stance when able. Just like good healers DPS when they can.

>>147454840
I'll take "things that never happened" for 600, Alex. Man even when we're talking about the game we're salt masters.

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Seems like it falls to us to repopulate Balmung, since we're trapped here. Forever.

>>147455093
Who in their right mind would fuck that?

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>>147454756
I suppose the pun could go either way, I suppose~

>>147455025
>people don't play the game how I want them to play
take the 30 then

>>147455087
I want to fuck this Lala.

>>147455202
3 > 1

you first

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>>147455087
>when the healer isn't dpsing, just fucks about
>switch to sword oath to do more damage and give them something to heal
>they complain

Hello does anyone have a link to every single song released so far that i can download? please assist thank you

>>147454316
aahahahahaha

>>147454847
i used mtqcapture's, how to deal with orbs at the end is a little confusing at first but it makes sense very quickly once you find a group that actually gets into final phase

nid ex is basically the shiva ex of hw

>>147455201
i want to be sanein?

>>147455102
>I'll take "things that never happened"

I've done 4 dungeons so far and they've never died. Are you retarded or just that bad?

>>147454847
You can hold fine with a 210, just have to be careful about dropping tank stance or doing other fancy shit. There's a couple hard-hitting TBs, but as long as you use CDs it's fine. I think MTQ has the best video; it's not a difficult fight but there's a few swaps and some movement stuff that you will need to learn.

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>>147454240

>>147454962
probably meria

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>>147455093
>Healer can't DPS because they're pregnant


I'd be too busy busting my gut get mad at an excuse like that.

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hello?
:3

>>147455093
>"Not anymore you aren't"

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I NEED PICTURES

PICTURES OF BARD AND/OR MCH GLAMOURS

>>147455248
>I've done 4 dungeons so far

Oh I'm sorry, I thought we were talking about actually hard content. I suppose its alright to just stand there and heal in Thousand Maws or Copperbell mines, you precocious little scamp.

>>147455337
i was born in the cold december

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>>147455416
Okay.
:3

>>147455220
most other people don't sperg out about it unless it's a premade anyway

>>147455416
full wrangler's, mch i205 pvp gun
change search info to "it's high noon"

>>147455472
>you precocious little scamp
You wanna fuck about it?

>>147455309
not unless you're the rat himself

>>147454679
catboy, i would destroy that bussy if you were on balmung

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>>147455246
Sounds like either interpretation would get the point across.

>>147454176
DPSing is not how tanks hold threat

You get more DPS by using non aggro rotations and stances sans BB. Its a meter just like healing is, as long as the aggro/heal meter doesnt go bad

weak b8 though

>>147454679
if the catboys tail bobbed?

If you ever wanted to make an alt on balming...Now is a good time.

>>147455669
Getting opinions from all over the place, it seems... I was hoping asking other people would be a tie-breaker since I like all three, though for different reasons.
fug

>>147455740
i made it as short as it goes

>>147455789
sent ;)

>>147455819
use Google

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>>147455579
Sorry, too busy sitting in my 3300 person long queue, take this picture of Organization XIII instead.

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>want to post cats
>all the pictures are of my old hair

servers up when ;;

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Does anyone here like miqote...

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>>147455416

>>147456031
I want to drink your Awena's Red Cola...

THIS IS THE QUEUE THAT DOESN'T END
YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEND

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>>147455378
Please don't!

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>wait through a queue of 3000
>disconnected as soon as it finishes
>back in a queue of 3400 now

Why is this happening?

>>147456031
chop my meat

>>147455789
HOLY FUCK THANK YOU SO MUCH
I WAS GONNA USE A TRANSFER

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>>147455949
Post cats anyway.

This is all of you people's fault.

This is what you get for crowding around on two megaservers and leaving everyone else to die.

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sure is great filling my character capacity for balmung alts during this server downtime. i managed to make three new ones to go with my two from the other day.

i hope everyone else took this opportunity to do the same.

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>>147455949
>want to post cats
>not a cat

FeelsKupoMan

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>>147456171
catpost

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>>147456171

>>147456146
No probelm man and enjoy.....whenever they fix whatever is wrong with the server D:

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>>147453197
ey

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Please pull. /Please/ pull. No, my buff just ran out. Okay, you're pulling now, that's cool. No, it's fine. I'm fine.

>>147456235
Pops I too made an alt

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>>147456235
But why would I make alts?

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>>147455416
only f*cking mch glamour u need

>filled up my character slots on balmung with sluts

Bless.

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>>147456235
>tfw you secured 7 meme names for maximum shitposting

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>>147456171
ok

>>147455849
Nothing gets me harder than a slutty, little catboy hungry for dicks, go with that

>>147456487
thinly veiled stinkpost

post c@pits

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>>147455949

>>147456425
i actually don't know why i made them, shit. it's not like i need an alt to ERP.

>>147456460
how many of them are variations of kiki gutripper

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>>147456087
Ha ha. I hear you.

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>there is people in this thread who didnt finish the best content in 3.3

>>147456490
I just managed to get all three into Balmung. Feels good to be able to decide knowing I can always just pick one of the others.

>>147456561
How the hell is that in any way veiled?

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>>147456171

>>147456573
zero unfortunately

12 HOUR MAINTENANCE

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>>147456171
Agreed.

>>147456620
New outfit, different hair and makeup

>>147456595
>there is

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balmung is down

post non-balmung characters

the day is ours

>>147455680
who this cutie

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>>147456783
their is?

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>>147456031
so....
anyone in leviathan here

>>147456595
>implying you cleared t13 before the welfare patch

>>147456130
elk post

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>dps is so low you actually hit enrage on A8N at 20%
When is Yoshi going to add an in game parser?

>>147456762
But it's crystal clear that it's the same cat.

>>147456031
Meow...

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>>147456620
>>147456561
>>147456762

>>147456839
it's "there are people" not "there is people" you autistic german futa

>>147456901
no burrying
prease carry retards

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>>147456809
bark

>>147456885
nope

>>147456901
never
we don't want to enable a system that hurts the baddies feelings, now

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>>147455416
Gimme four levels.

>>147456416
How do you do the ^_^ face?

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>>147456954
i might have problems with english but i do not have a dick

>emergency 1 hour maintenance because someone was shooting off firecrackers in the server room

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>>147456809
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20Oww4VCWOc
>>147457058
Wink with an eyepatch on. /shuteyes is kinda like that too
>>147457097
FUCK YOU, IAN. WE TOLD YOU NOT TO AND NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID.

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>>147456874

>>147457097
They really love the 4th in French Canada.

>>147457058
/wink but u cant see it

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>>147454679
Hey that lala is kinda--
>boy clothes

>>147456595
>3.3

Balmung server split when?

Obviously the server is too large to handle all of it's people.

We are currently experiencing technical difficulties preventing players from accessing and transferring to certain areas of the Jenova World.

In order to address these technical difficulties, recovery operations will be performed at the time below. During this period, the Balmung World will be unavailable.

We apologize for any inconvenience this may be causing, and we thank you for your understanding.

[Date & Time]
From Jul. 4, 2016 1:35 p.m. to 2:15 p.m. (PDT)

[Affected World]
・Balmung


>tfw you're 95% sure that's a typo but secretly hope that this game is made of such spaghetti code that problems on Jenova make Balmung inaccessible

>>147456991
u lier

>>147456830
there's a good chance you could find her hanging around <guard> probably

Where did all of you migrate to while Balmung's down?

>>147457246
They fixed the typo.

>>147457218
never because they're making big bucks from people transferring there and they aren't going to give that up

>>147457218
well, i'm interested in this too, but... is there any precedent of actions like that not being an utter mess? other games that have successfully done that sort of thing well?

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>>147456874
at least before 3.3

>>147457251
Why are all the cute cats in guard

>>147457249
elk likes awena, i do not

Quality fish-head gook programming.

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>>147457313
I migrated to my screenshots folder

>>147457218
> not even considering they could just delete shit like Mateus and use its hardware/resources for Balmung

Also, you can't split Balmung. It's too unique.

sad girl on balmung looking for boy with soothing voice to whisper sweet nothings in my ear via voice as I die pst

>>147457313
overmeme

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>>147455416
Here's mine.
>>147456901
Had it happen at 40%
Had a premade hit enrage on hummelfaust too.
Answer: not soon enough, if ever.

>>147457445
calm down meria

>>147457445
beniiiiiissss

>>147457412
I want to tickle Abe's feet.

>>147457354
There is just about zero chance of it working well.

How do you split people up? FC isn't enough because there's cliques, statics, linkshells, just general friends.

You can't let people choose between two servers because one will end up massively favored due to people coordinating with all their friends.

>>147457412
not bad. now post butt

>>147457424
>this is what balmung shitters believe

Your server is a containment zone.

>>147457535
calm down shirou

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>>147457445

>>147457445
meria don't die on 4th of july

>>147457401
Who are you

>>147457424
>We should just pave over Rhode Island and use that land to make factories to fund New York!

nty

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>>147457552
same occasion except behind

>>147457539
I can only imagine working if they have a window offering free transfers off of balmung while at the same time in some way incentivizing being anywhere but there.

>EU player
>trying to buy heavensward
>didn't get the game on steam so I cant buy the half price steam version
>Heavensward is 40 bongs unless I buy it physically
>the cheapest version I can find comes with the base game + Heavensward
This is just silly, I might aswell get this version but does anyone know if buying the game again gives me another 30 days membership?

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>>147456171
Feline

>>147457445
Pessimisstic man looking for girl to tell me I'll never find true love PST

>>147455013
""""wife""""

>>147457389
It's just the way of things, anon.

>>147457749
I'd say that and permanently locking creation to the server. Not even giving people a chance when the server is coming back up from maint.

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>>147455416

>>147457632
the butcher

>>147457806
Buying heavensward gives 30 more days iirc, should only be 20 bongs

http://www.strawpoll.me/10666057
The winner will be tickle tortured for 4 hours.

>>147457806
>buying the game again gives me another 30 days membership?
Yes, but only for a new account
And no buying HW alone does not give you 30 extra days >>147457894

>>147457872
Who

>Excal is closed
SE, please

>>147456171
CAT

son of a basterd go to your room

>>147457749
There's no incentive that'd get people to willingly go to a dead server. There's a reason why people are funneling into balmung and gilga

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Catboys are just sex toys, aren't they?

>>147458106
nO

>>147458008
It's cause I'm busy sorry come back later

@ everyone talking about trying to steer people away from balmung:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-z5aEM1o2n4&t=13m7s

left: any other server
right: balmung

>>147457930
Well shit

Handlebars, did you manage to make a Balmung alt now?

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>>147458217
>gameone
I miss it...

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help

>>147452487
Send nudes via moogle carrier. Will accept self portrait.

>>147458217
>everyone forces themselves onto balmung to point where it's overpopulated as fuck
>why are all the other severs ded?

>>147453872
>>147453704
>>147453206
I should say I'm not looking for a highly progression Alexander group and so on, I don't really have the time to do that at the moment. But would just like a decent base to do things with when it comes to dungeons, primals, and other bits of content and such

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>>147458027
I forgot my picture

dumb c@

can anyone reccommend and good art blogs, not just reblogs of cats/lizards/lalas

>>147458076
>free transfer
>free fantasia
>free name change
>20% discount on most Mog Station purchases
>free 30% exp boost bracelet that stacks with all of the other xp boost items

Would this be enough?

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>>147458320
Don't like RBTV?

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psssst, hey...hey guys

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I actually created a character on Balmung

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>>147458217
>>147458320
I didn't need those feelings. ;_;

>>147458404
that's lewd

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>>147458498
>tfw you filled up balmung with 7 alts you will never play

>>147458376
No one on Balmung cares about other servers being dead, though

>>147458419
Majority would still ignore that and just continue playing with their friends

>>147458465
I miss the old format, just a short, compact 15-20 minute video full of German memes about video games
Now they have long-ass streams and gameplays

>subscribe to them on youtube thinking it'd be like the old gameone days
>202392045 videos a day about all kinds of random shit, movies too for some reason
It's not the same...

>>147458507
;_;7

>>147458404
I want to touch this pretty kitties panties!