FF9 JP WR Edition/sgdq sucks still
>yet another autismoman game
FUCKKKKKKKKKKK
/sp/
Reminder that you can't speedrun jrpgs.
>>147440913
>Reminder that you can't speedrun jrpgs.
Why?
>>147440913
Who was that?
>All these cis gendered speedrunners
Why not one female runner yet?
>>147440913
Reminder that Quest64 is the best speedgame.
>>147441280
There was a genderfluid, "female most of the time", runner yesterday
>>147441376
Who?
>>147441376
That's amazing, would you be gay if you had sex with someone like that?
>>147441496
This guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRvpe0HvTJ8
>>147441623
It's gay if he forgets his DS charger.
>>147441650
>guy
It's a girl you edgy moron
>>147441623
Only if you're sexually attracted to men.
How do you retards not know what "gay" means? This general is fucked.
>>147441774
>Only if you're sexually attracted to men.
But if I have sex with a man who identifies as a woman I'm objectively having fun with a woman.
>>147441214
This one the channel name.
>>147441650
>I'm 14 years old and I'm genderfluid. That means sometimes I'll feel male and sometimes I'll feel female. It's weird, and I will try my best to not confuse any of you.
If you have no clue as to what I mean, you can just call me transgender and default to female pronouns. I'm absolutely fine with that.
when is this kid going to neck himself
>>147441718
Only sometimes
>I'm 14 years old and I'm genderfluid. That means sometimes I'll feel male and sometimes I'll feel female. It's weird, and I will try my best to not confuse any of you. If you have no clue as to what I mean, you can just call me transgender and default to female pronouns. I'm absolutely fine with that. Even if you do get what I'm saying, most of the time I identify as female, so stick to female pronouns unless otherwise specified, although I'm fine with you asking.
>>147441820
What does having fun with someone have to do with your sexual orientation?
Are you high?
>>147441820
But that woman still has a dick.
Unless the dick also identifies a vagina then that's okay.
>>147441915
I had a feeling it was caracarn. The twitch layout looked old. Thanks anon.
>>147441962
>What does having fun with someone have to do with your sexual orientation?
Is sex fun? I have never had sex sorry I don't follow.
>>147441963
But the genderfluid person has control over their own body, if they tell me I can have sex with them then at that point it doesn't matter because it would transform into a female penis and that is perfectly fine
>>147441943
>so stick to female pronouns unless otherwise specified
why do retards think others respect them enough to care about what they identify as
>>147442078
It's funny how he probably really expects people to go
>oh sorry dude I mean girl I didn't know you were a man at that time
>>147442072
If you are sexually attracted to the same sex/gender, you are homosexual. If you are sexually attracted to the opposite sex/gender, you are heterosexual.
How is this confusing?
>>147442302
>How is this confusing?
Because we are talking about a genderfluid person here, if the genderfluid person is a female at the point of the intercourse you are not homosexual unless otherwise stated by yourself.
So at that point you just have sex with a woman that looks like a man, but it's still a woman
>>147442072
>female penis
penis is a male genital, there is no such thing as a female penis. The word you're looking for is vagina! Very easy mistake to make, but I hope you read this message and take it into consideration to make sure you don't mislabel private parts in the future! :)
>>147441917
>>147441943
>>147442078
>>147442301
>>147442302
>>147442418
Can you retards stop debating genderfluids. They don't fucking exist.
>>147442418
>if the genderfluid person is a female at the point of the intercourse you are not homosexual
Unless you are a male and sexually attracted to other males.
You're retarded aren't you?
>>147442072
But what if they change back to male during the sex? Then you would suddenly become homosexual
>>147442538
People with mental problems are unfortunately very real.
>>147442553
>Unless you are a male and sexually attracted to other males.
But a genderfluid person is both.
>>147442556
Yes that is gay
>>147442650
>But a genderfluid person is both.
What does that have to do with anything?
>>147440627
Update. FF9 JP is dead.
>>147442720
It means you're both gay and heterosexual at the same time. That's why you should never fuck those people.
>>147442801
>It means you're both gay and heterosexual at the same time.
No it doesn't.
I've had sex with women before. It didn't magically make me straight.
What is this stupid propaganda
there's nothing sadder than a tranny that claims to be a "lesbian"
>autism - the donation
>this donation
lmao
>>147442964
>there's nothing sadder
(you) are way sadder because (you) mongrel keep talking about shit no one cares that is also 100% offtopic.
Is Mother gonna be speedrun at this event?
>>147443093
only yours ;)
what is your fav gdq meme?
>>147440990
Because almost every game >5 hours is complete shit
>>147443062
if no one cares, how come this place is literally the only place you can call them out on that bullshit without getting banned? Legit 4chan is the most freedom of speech place out there, and there sure is shit to talk about
>>147443365
>Because almost every game >5 hours is complete shit
What does that have to do with anything?
If you use Livestreamer you are a pathetic hipster faggot who is going to trasition.
>>147443339
Wimbledon
>>147443498
Are you really this stupid?
>>147443498
Don't tell me you can't see why a 5 hours long "speed"run is extremely marathon-unfriendly.
>>147443556
adobe shill please go
>>147443556
(you)
so there's a 1 hour break now? i'm finally free from this hell?
>>147440627
where is caleb reeeee
>>147443365
>muh freedom of speech
Hey buddy the twitterwar chan is 8 blocks down.
>using livestreamer
>not one of the 10000 alternatives
>>147443692
giving THIS much of a shit how someone watches a fucking stream
dear fucking christ who cares
>>147443668
shit man, no need to post the diaper you're wearing
Where's pokeporn bro?
>>147443620
No. I'm significantly smarter than you and I still can't think of any reasonable explanation for why your perceived quality of a run would change whether or not someone can speedrun it.
>Don't tell me you can't see why a 5 hours long "speed"run is extremely marathon-unfriendly.
Of course I can see why. Nobody argued that it wasn't.
>>147443692
>>147443556
>i couldn't figure out how to use cli ;__;
Is medievil after megaman
>>147443847
>I'm significantly smarter than you
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
wow man, that is some advanced autism
>>147443847
>i'm significantly smarter than you
don't you have some chores mommy asked you to do earlier? it's time to get off the computer and do your job!
>>147443912
yes
but megaman never ends so....
no
>twitch chat is cancer and memes
but i feel so lonely when it's closed...
>>147443953
Your lack of ability to form a coherent argument strongly suggests that you don't have one.
>it's a the first good run begins in 16 hours episode
I see /v/ has finally flooded the general
>>147444093
>24 IPs
>"flooded"
It's just the same greasy no life virgins talking about gender politcs.
>>147444045
There are so many flaws to long games being run, it's hard to take your stupid ass seriously
>>147444169
and the ''I'm smarter than you'' autistic shit
Do people in /srg/ actually speedrun or do they just watch people speedrun
>>147444327
>There are so many flaws to long games being run
What is the logical connection between you perceiving flaws in a game and the ability to do a speedrun of said game?
How do you go from "I don't like this game, waaaah" to "You can't speedrun this game"?
>and the ''I'm smarter than you'' autistic shit
Taking into account your inability to think about anything critically, or to discuss anything rationally, I am smarter than you. I am a lot smarter than you.
>>147444584
we are speedfluid
>>147444584
yes
>>147444672
>>147444685
What do you speedrun? Or do you just run fast
>ZFG isn't streaming today
>not because it's a holiday, but because he "doesn't want to distract people from SGDQ"
Fuck him
Why are megaman speedruns even popular? I get running 1 megaman game but 5 of them?? It's 5 runs of basicly the same fucking game
>>147444584
All speedrunners are gone. Eve the streamboars left talk more about /pol/ shit and non speedrun streamers than speedruns these days.
It's a very sad place that should have left dead 2 years ago.
>>147444889
a boy and his blob
When is the first good game gonna be played?
>>147445037
If you don't like speedrunning, why are you even here?
>Splash Man
triggered.jpg
is srg officially the most dead general?
>>147444945
>I get running 1 megaman game but 5 of them?? It's 5 runs of basicly the same fucking game
They all actually have very key differences from one another, despite your shallow investigation.
>50 minutes of a single megaman
>it's not even retro
>>147445427
Most likely. How many times has it died the last two weeks? 2 or 3 times?
>>147445465
Yeah, but you know they would never allow 5 Zelda or Mario games in a row. There's a blatant bias toward Mega Meme games.
>>147444670
if this is bait, it's a solid 7/10. If not, an hero is next up
Why the hell is Dong Freeze not up on YT yet?
These fucking lazy cunts.
>>147445465
>very key differences
No they don't
>>147445675
So you admit to having no argument to any of the things that I said.
Thank you for confirming that you, in fact, CAN speedrun JRPGS and 5+ hour games.
This was the easiest debate I've ever won. You may actually be a retarded person.
What are some good megaman doujins?
>>147446003
Just noticed, everything from DeS to Catherine is missing on YT.
Did they lose their fucking recordings?
>>147446024
Stunning insight, guy who doesn't speedrun.
>>147446229
You talk as if you speedrun when you actually don't.
>>147446303
If you say so, little guy.
>>147446371
I do say so, autist. :)
>>147445089
the fuck are you on about?
What the fuck 30 minutes run with bad rng but the estimate was on 50 minutes?
>>147446906
Problem?
This song is nice
>>147446618
fuck off?
>>147446906
people are setting estimates way too high to not risk crossing them and getting made fun of
yes it's retarded
>>147446906
would you rather be under estimate and "save time" thus helping mike since not keeping schedule is the main business of AGDQ
or
go over estimate and get banned
but yeah it's retarded
Imagine going to SGDQ and being alone the entire time. They probably envision themselves hanging with their favorite speedrunners, but instead they're alone in the viewing room and alone in their hotel room. Pretty pathetic desu.
>>147447420
do people really do that?
why would anyone go to this event without friends?
something artistic
more like something autistic amirite xD
tfw megaman runners are as autistic as sonic runners
>>147447501
thinking its a great way to meet friends. and too naive to realize all communities have cliques
>>147447520
LOL
These guys are /srg/ players aren't they? They're laughing at inside-memes and not talking.
Seems like it would be you guys.
>megaman is over
>time for knockoff megaman
>>147447804
tchehhhhheech
*cuck+
tcheeheetchee
>>147447520
http://picosong.com/xtVW/
>>147447862
But this game actually seems hard
>can you die here?
>actually dies
>>147447862
good thing they didnt include the new worse megaman knockoff
>cosmo will never look like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zIUlA9GydE
>>147447501
What do you think that guy who's always alone on the cam between runs is doing? Waiting for his friends? Nah, he's alone and is doing this >>147447668
M-maybe someone will come talk to me since i'm always on cam! PATHETIC!
Well this is something
>>147447668
>>147448054
pretty sure being alone in front of a computer ranting about this is worse than being alone at the event
>>147448039
That's a damn convincing trap. Holy shit. If I met her somewhere I would never have known.
>>147448275
DELETE THIS
>>147448039
she already reached perfection
>>147448039
>>147448442
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZC15100Y7w
>>147448387
>>147448387
Would you? because I'm sure as fuck I would
twitch tv/slayerofbabies
Holy heck look at this absolute madwoman STILL going on and playing dying light. Everyone get in there and tell her that she can fit a far cry 3 any% speedrun into this stream before it reaches 24h
>>147429024
What run was this post referencing?
Oh boy I sure do love autism and inside jokes.
>>147448602
I'd think about it. No guarantees.
>>147448275
Pretty sure spending 100s of dollars to be alone in a hotel is more pathetic desu.
Hey
any good new memes yet?
Guys?
>>147448442
what drives a person to this?
>>147448649
Yoshi's Island by Trihex.
@tonyogbot_ why the heck and back does this train take so loooong
>>147448780
Years of degeneracy and drug abuse.
>>147448709
why would it? they're making an attempt at being social. you don't even have the courage to do that.
>>147448859
Don't act like you know me. loser.
>>147448780
Depression and mental illness combined with echo chambers of retards telling you to do it, because it will fix all your problems.
why /srg/ so ded?
>>147448715
One only ok meme.
>>147448859
>>147448980
/srg/ died of cancer, asshole, be more respectful.
>oh great, megaman knockoff, mute and ignore stream
>didn't see it was trogod running
>andy and striker on the couch
Well, shit, I just missed the best run yet.
>>147448809
@snowfats because it's public transportation
>>147448980
No one that actually likes videogames wants to hang around /pol/lite for longer times.
You faggots can't even bash mighty number 9 during gunvolt and instead jsut continue your repost spam of a dead faggot runner.
>"Surprisingly, this is better than mighty no. 9"
>>147449007
yes that's what they're doing
>calling yourself "Trogdor" in 2016.
>>147449076
This is why we need that helicopter my man
>sonnynygger animalfucker block
Time to go do shit.
Is this general more tolerant towards Narcissa posting than /v/?
>>147449117
>why won't you guys regurgitate /v/ mehmehs?!
>>147449190
OUR BOI IN DA BACK
>>147449190
>:large
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmiwBs1UsAAGbA3.jpg:orig
>>147449263
Shitposting is frowned upon by most boards.
>>147449190
>>147449190
Based Pie in the upper left hand corner (If you didn't know this was Pie then fucking leave you don't belong here!).
What happened to Duke? Is he still a thing?
>>147449263Only if you call himCosmo
>>147449117
Fuck off to /v/ faggot.
>>147449381
>>147449381
How is talking about speedrunnars shitposting, anon?
>>147448442
(s)he's gong to commit suicide probably
He went from a regular looking dude to an abomination
>trihex at some weeb convention instead of SGDQ
What happened to NKR? Is he still a thing?
>>147448980
mods are actually paying attention to the thread.
>all good runs scheduled around american prime-time
> Nothing left for other timezones
twitch chat rn LUL
>>147449663
>other timezones
>mattering
why are trannies so good at speedrunning?
>>147449570
>trihex in a picture not flexing his manlet biceps
yea thats shopped
Is it me or does it seem like more of a sausage fest this time around
>>147449891
>good
Nah m8.
why isn't squid running..
oh.. wait.. this marathon is for running the whole game not 10 minutes of the game LOL
>>147449891
LOL
>>147450027
girls caught on to how there is nothing but losers at this event
holy shit had to mute this guy
>>147449263
Who? You mean Cosmo right?
>>147450061
would have been more funny if you said 4 minutes
shit nigga we playin ape escape? how come no one said anything
>>147450252
At least he's explaining the game instead of spouting memes and being autistic.
Anyone remember Tolki and Hereck?
They like blew up on the LP scene, then Tolki fucked like 7 guys at SGDQ a couple years ago
Any news on them?
>>147450519
yeah I appreciate that, I just couldn't deal with his annoying way of speaking
TriHard
>>147440627
They really need to ban JRPG speedrunning. It's killing their viewer numbers.
I fucking hate Trihex
>>147449427
Duke hasn't speedrun forever, the last time he did was califurithon
>>147450939
what's wrong with watching a 6 hour 100% final fantasy 4 speedrun?
Anyone remember Cosmo Wright?
They like blew up on the WW scene, then Cosmo beasted like 7 cartons of soylent at SGDQ a couple years ago
Any news on him?
>>147451017
nothing, everyone in /srg/ just has ADHD
>>147450972
That sucks. He seemed kind of funny when I first caught him speedrunning Hotline Miami forever ago.
Did he meme too close to the sun?
>>147451083
>>147451017
There's nothing wrong with speedrunning a JRPG but to watch it isn't really that fun.
>/srg/ still posting about cosmo and trannies
we get it guys, he's a fucking ugly-ass moron who needs psychiatric care
can we please move on to newer memes?
>>147451017
>>147451083
>>147451226
>tfw watched a 15 hour JRPG run the other day
>tfw it was comfy as fuck
>>147451309
He says as he posts a Simpsons reaction image
>>147451346
watching these monkies get jocked on is comfy as fuck
>>147451027
did you say ᔕỖЎlᗴɅ丅?
>>147450264
Did you know deadnaming is illegal in some European countries?
Now you know, retard.
>>147451517
It only is in Sweden
Anyone remember Robert Roof?
He blew up on the Medievil scene, then Rob got exposed by Brescaz a few months ago.
Any news on him?
>>147451605
"medieval scene"
>>147451517
No one cares moron
>>147451517
>some European countries
European countries like New York?
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2016/may/18/de-blasio-fine-businesses-wrong-gender-pronouns/
>>147451206
He got banned at every event he's been to because he never stops swearing
>>147451817
>he never stops swearing
As in insulting people, or was he just swearing?
who is this nerd fuckboy in the middle of the couch who has been in like 3 speedruns so far?
Why do they still make people sing? Haven't they learned?
cosmo turned from decent nerd guy to total abomination
>>147450027
Now that I think about it
Being a girl at this event must be total hell
You got hundreds of dry dicks surrounding you, all trying to get your attention when all you want is to watch speed runs and socialize with streamers and stuff.
And not be hounded by a bunch of nerds
>>147451346
pure autism
>>147451346
It's the true autism feel
>>147452205
>autists talk to women
>>147451605
He ded yo
>>147452205
most of them are married or have bfs anyway
>>147452205
>all you want is to watch speed runs
>speed sluts
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>147452205
you've never had a girlfriend huh
>>147452205
>women
>genuinely wanting to enjoy/do something
Pick one and only one.
>>147452281
>>147452286
no bullying!
>>147452414
you're gonna die alone
>>147452205
The only pure woman at a GDQ ever is Essentia.
haHAA moderating twitch chat is my job haHAA
>>147452527
>>147452527
I'm sorry my brave knight, I will try to not insult fair maidens ever again
>>147452802
You wot m8
TriHard APE ESCAPE
>>147452802
No, but I have this one.
https://u.pomf.is/wanyfs.webm
are you man enough to take her on in bed?
>>147452823
>someone disagreed with my hatred of women, better call him white knight
You're just proving his point.
>>147452991
>You're just proving his point.
>>147452908
APE NATION TriHard /
>>147452356
>thinking that matters
i would like cite a few GDQs ago
>>147452802
http://www.youtubemultiplier.com/577ac1069b37b-faces-of-cultural-marxism.php
>>147448039
Do trannies ever not sound like a gay man when speaking?
>>147453221
thanks dude
>>147453110
Now you're also proving my point. Quick, post more fedora pictures, that'll show me
who is cuter, cosmo or the combed down spyro shirt who is commentating?
@the anon who watched a 15 hour jrpg speed run
Did you watch the whole thing or just have it up in the background while doing other things
So.. SGDQ is a stream about faggots playing games super fast and talking about what would have happened if the rng wasn't good ?
>>147452990
Wow I'm ashamed to say this but "she" looks passable as hell in that pic
>>147452327
It's like some kind of herd mentality
They see the room is full of other nerds and thinks "Wow, I might actually be above average here. I bet the girls will want me now"
>>147453393
There are poeple who watch watch streams while not doing something else?
>>147453306
>Now you're also proving my point. Quick, post more fedora pictures, that'll show me
better audio balance
http://www.youtubemultiplier.com/577ac2102167a-faces-of-cultural-marxism.php
@147453609
haha what's wrong man?
>>147452356
Didn't stop that one guy and Tolki
>Now you're also proving my point. Quick, post more fedora pictures, that'll show me
>>147452378
That honestly makes no sense
>>147452414
Oh look. It's another woman hater because they don't give you attention
>>147453578
People who use the chat rooms probably
>>147452802
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxdhE5O0mGw&t=33s
>>147453954
>>147452425
Dont let them come to you anime, its ok! I would watch that comfy run with you
>>147449775
how can white bois compete
>>147453519
No he doesn't
You're homosexual.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HMKLA2MWok Never forget blueglass
>>147453954
>>147454103
>>147454301
I'd take offense to that if I actually was a fedora wearing neckbeard
>>147454405
>if I actually was a fedora wearing neckbeard
>>147453954
why would you make this post unless you are insecure
>>147454245
Oh wow maybe the stream will be watchable this year now that the shrill ear piercing obnoxious laugh of a huge autist who can't understand social interaction isn't there.It won't be because no GDQ has been watchable since 2013 but at least this is on reason fewer not to watch
GREETINGS FROM MURICA
GOTTA MURICA BECAUSE MURICA
MURICA
>>147454041
why did he cry?
also tfw cosmo will post nudes soon because he's so fucking narcissistic
Is that the fucking knitting bitch that was from that meme vid?
>>147454567
That doesn't make sense
You're just pulled something out of your ass in an attempt to confuse me
>>147454592
>autistic who can't understand social interaction
Isn't that like everyone who attends a GDQ?
>>147454698
its denial not confusion
>>147454697
Yeah. Seems like a terrible attention whore
You can't even watch the runs while doing her thing
>>147454245
is good soul is just heartwarming isn't it? :')
>>147454670
>also tfw cosmo will post nudes soon because he's so fucking narcissistic
>>147454405
if you would take offence to something like that, you might as well be
>>147454670
>why did he cry?
He's mentally unstable.
>>147454778
I bet you've been featured on /r/iamverysmart
When are they going to speedrun social eating?
>>147454926
>speedrunners
Is there a worse-looking community in existence?
Just look at this audience. Fucking kek
Diversity be a "codeword" for White genocide, yo
>>147455036
Never. Speed eating is against Twitch ToS.
>>147454041
>>147454670
Jesus he's like wasting away
I used to watch him way back when he only put the cam on his hands and he was pretty chill to watch, despite wondering why he painted his nails
Now he just seems like a train wreck.
Like the child star who grew up and fell into a pit of booze and drugs
The sad thing is he didn't even reach any real stardom. He was like kind of the speed run nerds, not even an internet celebrity. For the most part he was still a "Who?"
>>147455110
gdq crowd is mostly casuals though
>>147453519
nigga you gay
>>147455110
>Is there a worse-looking community in existence?
Yes, the Smash scene before "eSports" became popular in 2011/12.
>spro3
>no JT
>no grant
just stop
>>147455110
The last couple years weren't bad when tehre was a few hot girls
But looks like the losers scared em off
so where are all the cute girl runners that spyrofags love to boast about? why is the couch all greasy nerds?
>Spyro
Never liked this shit, Rayman was infinitely better
>>147455398
Or anime fighters
>>147455110
bowling.
Any mercy kills yet?
>>147455485
We'll probably never see cute girls again.
Other than tri's girlfriend
>>147455659
>bowling
most of these games are shit, 99% of commentators/runners are even worse. WTF SGDQ
wait ds dad is a spyro runner?
>>147455307
um, SHE is gaming royalty, you pleb
Why are they letting a child molester sit with those kids?
who's doing the dad commentary right now? i know he's been here before
>>147455945
fucking no he isnt.
>>147455659
At least there hot dilfs in bowling
>>147453519
it's the boots. dudes have a hard time with reason when thigh-high boots are involved.
>>147456142
>>147453519
naw yall gay af
>>147455948
Literally the queen of speedrunning
>>147455960
he brought notes, for god's sake. it's adorable.
>>147455945
he looks like a slav krokodil junkie
>>147456285
I just don't understand why she didn't make fixing her teeth the first order of business. Man or woman, that grill is beastly.
Any runs you guys are excited for coming up within the next ten hours?
>>147456389
I kind of always thought it was just transforming into some kind of rat creature.
>>147456414
dishonored. i like that guy's stream when he's not being a total memeing autist
>>147456414
four of those 10 hours are lumpen zelda runs
>>147456414
Bioshock!!!
>>147453656
its a mastapiece
Just give up senpai.
>>147456414
Four Swords should be fun.
>trigger warning
>loud noises incoming
>>147456414
fps block (bioshock to jedi academy)
>4am to 10am in my timezone
>>147457018
>4am to 10am in my timezone
Same here my friend, but it is worth
>>147455485
there was one qt spyro runner but im pretty sure she is married
>>147455945
orsa looks like he doesnt want to be there or something
>>147457103
Greetings
>>147457241
GREETINGS FROM GERMANY!
>>147449181
PEAAAASAAAAANNNTS
>>147456414
BioShock
Dishonored
Wolfenstein: The New Order
Amnesia: The Dark Descent
Star Wars: Dark Forces
Castlevania block
>>147455948
>Sometimes people speed run my levels
>speed run
homos out
how come the thread died down
isn't this america prime time (or is soon?)
>>147457869
no america is 4th of july they all party now)
>>147457869
spyro the dragon even bored me as a 8 year old kid so maybe that's normal
>>147457916
not me..
>>147457869
All the cancer has been contained to the /v/ thread.
>>147457916
oh right i didn't think of that
cheers my friend
go fast men))
>>147456028
>>147456316
>cute handgloves
>cute pants
>cute voice
what isn't cute?
These are some particularly charismatic runners.
I should have gone grocery shopping during Spyro, god this game is so fucking boring.
>>147458179
rat face and "I have never been styled once" hair kill it
I love how all everyone does is whine about how boring GDQ is and then they watch it anyway like zombies.
>>147458375
>everyone is overweight and has pink hair
nice american event
>>147458437
i don't think it's boring
my favourite runs are coming up tonight
been watching since 2011 btw
>>147458437
I have it on in the background
>>147458708
Oh, okay, that's totally different and definitely not equally as retarded.
>>147458541
esa literally isn't any different
>>147458869
esa is a lot better looking
>>147458820
oh master of entertainment, what do you suggest we do instead? please, just don't tell us what you're doing, because you sound miserable
>>147458869
you can say fuck at esa
>its a blast
>>147458917
me on the right
>disgusting overweight people sitting slouched on a smelly couch
>they're actually called speedrunners and people are in awe over their accomplishments of twiddling their thumbs in a video game
Could speedrunning be any more degenerate?
Someone donate and give a shout to Chad and Stacy on the couch
>>147459132
>Could speedrunning be any more degenerate?
Yes it could, and it's well on its way there thanks to 4chan crybabies like you.
>>147456414
Medievil
>>147459132
boy could it
>>147459242
Can you explain the reasoning of this post?
>>147458935
Oh ya know..reading a book
going on a hike, experiencing nature
my generation spends all their time indoors doing computer shit while I live a healthy lifestyle and hike and play sports
I was born in the wrong generation..
>>147459306
>Can you explain the reasoning of this post?
Sure: You're a whiny faggot.
FREEDOM
oh no they're singing again
Americans
USA USA USA USA USA
>>147459132
>progamers
>handsome young men that make a very good living off of winning massive, competitive tournaments that require amazing skills
>speedrunners
>smelly, overweight, greasy as fuck manchildren that literally make no money by having world records at finishing obscure games that no one gives a fuck about the fastest (they actually feel accomplished when doing this)
By the way the entire world laughs at the American anthem
except brits
Absolute cringe
FINALLY they fixed the camera angle
now can we finally get some comfy up in here
fucking wow
>>147442741
>>147440627
Whose FF9 run was this? That time is pretty insane. WR for english version is 8:50 and I think that time equals out to around 8:41 because of JP rules
haHAA
>crickets
OH SAY DOES THAT STAR SPANGLED
BAAAAANNER
YET WAAAAAAAAVE
I finished my drink
but it was to forget about the singing
I hate my country.
I hate it.
>>147459547
only took them how many years?
Grind Monkeys: Fighting game players
Truly Skilled: Speedrunners
Game: Videogames
>We brought in a girl to ask stupid questions
Fucking why?
>>147459664
yeah it sucks not being American I know
>>147459664
And it hates you, you left-loving, limp-dicked, vegan LIBERAL FAGGOT
>>147459507
>>progamers
>handsome young men that make a very good living off of winning massive, competitive tournaments that require amazing skills
man you're delusional if you think even 0.1% of the smash or LoL or whatever community makes anything remotely resembling a "very good living" playing video games.
there are probably more smash players who nobody gives a fuck about than there are speedrunners in total lol.
>there are literally people who have fucking ratchet as their favorite game
all of the whys in the entire world
>>147459997
I was thinking CS:GO and Dota 2.
>>147459871
Literally everyone here. Why do you think the threads so dead?
Anyone remember a certain FF XIII run that went really wrong and the runner ended up giving up on? it's been eluding me for a bit but i remember it.
>>147460049
>I was thinking CS:GO and Dota 2.
Doesn't change anything about what I said. Literally just swap out the titles for X esport of your choice.
>>147459507
Wording this. Progaming requires actual dedication and in most cases traveling around the world to various competitive events. Training is harsh and tournaments demanding—SC2 pros are known to develop RSI from repetitive stress.
In comparison, speedrunning is just a lottery where the player grinds the same exact movement in a state of haze because everything boils down to simple repetition rather than ingenuity.
>>147460028
what's wrong with it other than the fact it isn't on a nintendo console?
>>147459682
well 2011-2012 (and some parts of 2013) had comfy camera
all the years after that were shit, and it took them two days to fix it this year
at least they finally got something right
>>147460126
>>147458917
>donsvenne conveniently left out
yeah nice try eu
muh heritage
>part of my history
>MUH HERITAGE
K E K
E
K
>I like german
what a meme
>"I like german, it's part of my history"
NAZIBOIS
E
I
N
>>147456389
Damn. I want pizza now
omg I actually identify as a transgerman but was born in the islands of Mauritio and how he boasts about being german is triggering
>>147460142
You know what would make mario64 great? GUNS!said no one ever
>>147460618
>every game should be sm64
what a fun and diverse world you want to live in.
these commentators are supreme cringe lords. where the hell is blechy, i can't get comfy without him :^(
>>147456389
I'm legit curious if there is a reason why refuse to get their teeth fixed
>>147460815
Take this image, make it the next OP and get comfy
>>147460815
Imagine Blechy commentating Ratchet & Clank.
>>147460790
sorry m8 only tranny speedgames are good
missed spyro. was it good? worth watching it later on the VOD?
>>147460867
xe'll regret it when xhe teeth are being pulled out due to complications in the bite
>>147460815
These guys have a lot of in-jokes, yeah, but how is this not okay? The run itself is entertaining, even if he's fucking up a bit.
they managed to find a worse donation announcer, amazing. Just someone kill me now please
>>147460867
Probably lack of money. Dental surgery is expensive, and I doubt black market HRT is cheap either.
Fucking retard here, is there a retard-proof guide to getting into speedrunning anywhere?
I'm looking to speedrun a game from my childhood and come out as trans.
Thanks in advance.
>>147459664
marxists out
Do mods ban cosmoposting on /v/?
>>147461462
kys
>>147461462
Grind until you git gud at a game, or find an obscure game nobody runs and be mediocre at it.
Once you get acknowledged by at least 3 people make sure you are mentally weak and self loathing, pay attention to what they tell you and try to reward your white knight with your boipussy.
>>147461462
cosmo pls go
>>147461462
Not sure if only part of your post is ironic but
>find out if other people run it
>>if so, watch them and learn their tricks
>get good executing tricks and at the game
>there you go
Finding exploits in games entirely on your own is a little harder. If you're watching what R&C right now, that tree jump Raikaru just did would be super hard to find on your own. It's all about conceptions you have about game design, where the designers might overlook things, and basically playtesting a published game.
>>147461690
this
>>147461289
I feel like these guys commentate like it's a fucking "G4M3R GEAR" commercial, they're so fucking phoney and unfunny it's awful. Bunch of fucking homos.
>>147461462
play the first 10 minutes of a game over and over again until you're tired, then come to this thread and shitpost
>>147461637
>>147461690
>>147461710
>>147461750
Thank you for the advice. How do I setup the timers for splits and such?
Is there a particular timing I should be aiming for when it comes to having a mental breakdown and coming out as trans, or is any time acceptable?
>>147461963
Once /srg/ notices you feel free to start having drama with your family, other speedrunners and make a scene at one of the GDQ events, this should boost your popularity and get you in the spotlight of many people.
If you're not mentally weak enough start doing meds. Come out as a trans after a piece of drama like a fistfight with a runner or a breakdown on stream to boost guiltiness on people.
what the fuck is this run? the commentary und the runners are fucking obnoxious and annoying
>>147461963
preferably after getting destroyed in a tournament, after developing an issue with your hand preventing you from speed running and after finding out your girlfriend is cheating on you. at this time you should already be raking in mad twitch bux
THE Slayerofbabies is still going with his 20+hour stream! Make sure to drop xer a follow on twitch and ask xim to do some far cry 3 speedruns soon!
>>147462190
This is what any normal human would think, but they're praised by the general population of twitch and people here it seems, I feel like I'm alone in thinking these guys are fucking god awful.
>>147462190
Their voices are terrible and their jokes are not funny.
Terrible.
Despite the cringe, the two guys are pointing out and explaining many glitches, tricks, etc. But the annoying bitch has done nothing but pull Solid Snake "repeat the last thing said or seen in the form of a question" shit. Why is she there?
>runner has his gf or some girl sit on the couch
AAAAAAAANDD muted
>>147462190
>und
(You)
>>147461963
Get into slayerofbabies 's chat right now and ask him what he pulled to get srg's attention
>>147462183
good advice for streaming big desu
>>147462296
you and me anonwanna make bro"love" anon?
>>147462407
fuck, greetings from germany though
>>147460730
>inspired by speedrunners
>>147462505
Lets fucking go baby, I'll slam your manhole any day. I need to be the pump man though, I can't get pumped. Hope ya don't mind bucko.
>>147462490
I'm an expert on this.
t. Narcissa.
>need absolute silence
boy have I been waiting to hear these words for a while now
I literally watch speedrunning "marathons" and come to /srg/ to feel better about myself
>>147462516
>>147462615
and its gone. Fuck
>>147462707
this tbhfam
>>147462591
>I'll slam your manhole any day.
Do me like you do one of your french girls
>>147462759
You're not an anime, pal
xDDDD fucking 9gag humor- the run
end the fuck outta me please
for some reason twitch gui takes forever to start with my MPC setup so I have to use VLC....
>>147462821
You got it sweetnuts.
>this entire run
Holy heck SLAYEROFBABIES is finally offline after an almost 21 hour ride of exciting dying light let's playing! Make sure to drop xer a follow for such awesomeness!
>>147463018
>WHY IS AGDQ NO LONGER FUN FUCKING END THIS
>Finally have a fun run
>WOW THIS FUCKING AUTISM FUCKING END IT
>>147462913
>>147463094
Im ready anon
>>147463152
But this isnt fun, its fucking hell.
>>147463152
dumb frogposter
>>147463198
no
>going for the risky strat in a marathon
top lel
>>147463152
>everything is one or the other
autism is rough huh?
>>147462707
Damn. Makes me thankful I have hobbies and interests so that I don't end up like you.
>tfw a great game and a great run get horribly mutilated by the cringe couch crew
>>147443339
I'd really prefer it if you just stayed quiet
what the fucking shit is this?
that was the cringiest commentary ever, fucking hell
All this autofellatio. How many times has he or his couch crew reminded everyone of his "accomplishments" and records?
cringe cringe autism cringe comfy comfy autism cringe
>>147463685
How many have reminded everyone of yours?
>half x-press into an r1 flutter
lol, this run is a fucking travesty
>>147463685
What really got me at the end when he said its only 2 minutes off world record
As if 2 minutes off world record isn't a shitty run
I'm excited for Links Awakening and Bioshock desu
>>147463865
ice cold, HAL.
>>147463260
HAHAH WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH HIS FUCKING FACE HOLY SHIT HAHAHAHA
>>147463345
>NOT going for the risky strat in a speedrun
The best parts of these runs are when they do what they shouldn't and it pays off.
is he balding or really greasy hair?
or both?!
GREASY FUCKING HAIR
>>147462913
le cringe
HAHAHAHAHA what the fuck
fucking those "intervies"
every fucking time
What run is everyone complaining about now.
I just woke up, and apparently missed something.
>>147464281
>1 week
Was that the same retard who posted yesterday?
>>147464545
>What run is everyone complaining about now.
i loled at this.
people in this thread are such bitch cakes.
>3
what did he mean by this?
Is he and the guy behind him togehter?
Does the 3 stand for the times they had sex together?
I'm working the donation reading station sometime this week, I think I'm going to blow my brains out from the sheer amount of "Save the frames, kill the animals" bullshit
also, HYYYPPPEEE
Fuck you
>>147464695
>>147464474
>>147464281
>>147464119
You know who, do your job.
What do we pay you for?
>4 hours of 2D Zeldatrash
>Bioshock and Dishonored at early morning my time
It's gonna be an all nighter bois
>>147464808
What did he mean by this?
esa will be shit
>>147464785
>this is how many fingers i can fit in ivan's anus
I miss him
>>147464785
how many burgers he is ordering
What is wrong with 2D Zelda, do you guys not like Zelda runs?
I am new
jtb and and the guy on the right are cutie
>you will never get spitroasted by them
>>147464787
>le save/kill the animals
This is such a shit tradition, can they please stop
>>147464896
is filename posting the worst thing yet to come of this general?
>>147464974
nothing, 2d zelda is perfectly fine, people in this thread are just massive crybabies who are mad at the world because they have no friends.
>>147464949
what happened
>>147464787
Does this mean you are going to read donations? I don't understand
WHY IS EVERYBODY A FURRY?
>>147465020
Red tunic > Blue tunic
I get it
Every event has more restrictions, rules,races that would have been fine with just one runner and bannable offences than the last.
How long can this go on?
>>147465384
Why aren't you?
>>147465643
I get what you're saying but that was a terribly written sentence.
Am I just stupid has no one really made a 100% TAS of Zelda 3? How would that even be possible for a game that popular?
>>147465643
Greetings
It annoys me when they shoutout people and I don't get the reference
>>147465968
Sorry you're that autistic.
>>147465384
(((Valve)))
>>147465786
You're not wrong.
I was originally going to post something much longer, but I gave up and just hastily summed it up with that post.
>>147465198
I don't know
he stopped attending
>>147465953
from
GERMANY
>>147466219
I see, no problem. I agree with you though, the more they made this a corporate thing the worse it got. The best runs were always the overnight runs and then the bonus stream at the end. But now it's some sjw pc bullshit. But I still watch and get mad because why not hate everything.
>>147465323
yes
this is a pleasant run
this run is fucking boring
Friendly reminder GDQ is now supportive of otherkins and furries
>>147467006
>keyblade
>>147467006
>liked and retweeted
wew lad you sure are a funny guy
>>147467087
I wonder how many buttholes that keyblade has been in...
>greetings from germany
>couch and commentary is fucking laughing
This is it, it reached meme status.
name a game with a worse community than kingdom hearts
>no nut grab
This run is a farce
http://www.strawpoll.me/10667028
>>147467247
megaman, zelda
>>147467247
hotline miami
>>147467324
Word
>>147467247
Your favorite game
>>147467247
Ape Escape
>>147467313
kill the bid war
>>147467324
Can you give some examples?
>>147467247
banjo kazooie, crash bandicoot
>>147467313
i want a vote to be counted as a non-vote because you're a fucking retard and it isn't funny, but neither of the options in the poll allowed me to convey that
>>147467247
Sonic, Minecraft, Undertale.
>>147467006
There was a furry in the front row at AGDQ. They've already won.
how was the rapid angel run?
>>147467663
But has anyone lost?
>>147467006
say what you want about them, furries have heaps of disposable income, which go into donating to charities.
>people are enjoying themselves
>some fuck donates telling everyone someone died
STOP IT
>>147467525
>this mad that kill is winning
poor poor animals lol
>>147467761
>>147467768
a person dies every few seconds on average
what does someone smell like after wearing a fursuit for many hours
how was cavemans run?
also is links awakening as fun as it looks?
>>147467976
love :3
>>147467976
also is the built-up stench ventilated, or are they just stewing in their own scent
>>147467976
like wet dog
>>147467976
>not loving the smell of musk
what are you, gay?
>>147468110
post your suit, faggot
How come all the people I see on twitch that do speed runs look like basement dwelling virgins? Most of the pros in other games look like normal human beings but these guys just look gross.
How many people here actually speedrun?
>>147467247
sm64
>>147468562
Very few speedrunners are actually pros.
>>147468562
>Most of the pros in other games look like normal human beings
?
>>147468562
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b56N17d4WnM
>>147468562
nobody on the stream looks particularly abnormal right now.
>>147467247
any game where you have to experience the community without participating in it
dark souls and undertale come to mind
is snowfats an alcoholic on top of being a furry
>>147468779
i don't get it. should i be disgusted that he's been playing probably the first 10 minutes for over 40 hours?
>>147469006
he's drunk off shit memes
Anyone got the name of thecutebearded guy in plaid with the glasses?
IS LADX WORTH PLAYING?
>>147467006
>now
>>147469070
>he's been playing probably the first 10 minutes for over 40 hours?
it's a ~1 minute IL actually, so even worse.
>>147469112
need
2 know
>>147469112
they all have bears and glasses, which one?
>>147468562
Because grinding mostly old console games means no social interaction (pros in online multiplayer games usually get to talk and chat with others at least) and grinding the same shit over and over again is quite autistic itself.
Also most of these speedrunners can't make a living off their streams since there is not that huge of an audience.
>>147468779
>everyone knows it, they're just too afraid to say it
I'm not! But I'm not really a speedrunner. >>147462707
I'm glad you guys do this though :) really improves my mood!
>>147469296
what
>>147469281
>Because grinding mostly old console games means no social interaction (pros in online multiplayer games usually get to talk and chat with others at least)
is this a joke? i chat and voice with people in the community every day
>>147467976
wet diaper that has been out for about two days.
>>147469196
Yes, I do need to know
>>147469268
The one in the plaid, next to the runner
>>147469124
Easily in the top 3 of Zelda games
>>147467313
It's a marathon so it doesn't matter, that's why they let donors choose.
Who is the kevin owens of speed running?
>runners having fun
>everyone calls it cringe
>>147469827
why cant they smile correctly?
>>147469827
I DON'T KNOW WHATCHA HEARD ABOUT ME
BUT A BITCH CAN'T GET A DOLLA OUTTA ME
NO CADILLAC, NO PERMS, CAN'T YOU SEE
THAT I'M A MOTHAFUCKING P-I-M-P
>>147469956
>smile "correctly"
>being this autistic
>>147469124
Probably the best 2D Zelda of all.Although the way they colored it is often clashy and too saturated IMO, having grown up with the GB original. I would almost prefer to play the GB version with one of the GBC's palette presets than DX.
>>147469827
these runners aren't really cringe though
allthiswastedtimehittingspace
eatmydustscrubs
#nospacebarstrats
>>147470079
best 2d zelda is OoS
>>147470079
>Probably the best 2D Zelda of all.
alttp and 4 swords (the gamecube one) are better speedgames.
>>147469124
it's a very comfy game
prolly the best on the game boy with OoSI liked minish cap too
>>147470219
youstillwastedtimeonlinebreaks#imbetterthanu
I forgot about Minish Cap, I really like that game, too.
>>147463146
I wonder what he looks like.
Honestly I don't really want to know, because he's probably a fat slob.
>>147463146
Cringe post
man I was stuck on the vulture dungeon for months
breaking the pillars was too complicated for 5 years old me
>>147467324
There's a hotline miami community?
Im loving all these inside jokes im not getting. Also, is Blueglass there?
>>147471023
if this is a sign of interest please drop that interest immediately thank you!
>>147471032
nope, not here this year
>>147471032
hes banned from gdq
>>147470597
now THIS is what I call FAST
>>147471112
no its a question with request for interesting information as to why it is bad
Any%ing my gf tonight :)
>>147471032
>>147471134
Name one based oldboi who wasn't banned from GDQ.
> You can't
WAIT A SECOND YOU CAN COMBINE BOMBS AND ARROWS????
>>147471426
I'm going with a low% life run and skipping the gf part
>>147471456controllerhead
>>147471112
Oh, no I'm not interested
I mean, it's a kinda fun game, but I didn't think enough people liked it enough for it to have a community
Boi if you don't
how many speedrunners have finished their life run? have they mostly been low%?
I cried when I finished LADX
>>147471769
Me too
>>147471693
there are like 50+ unique people with runs on the lb, with 5-10 of those being decent players so i guess for a random indie game its pretty popular
IT WAS A DREAM ALL ALONG ;________;
THEY'RE ALL FADING AWAY
>the final boss is skipped by duplicating the final boss
jesus christ
MAKE IT STOP
IT'S NOT A DREAM
impressive run desu
WHY ARE THERE ADS???
U G A N D A
G
A
N
D
A
Solid run.
>people made fun of me so I stopped taking life-saving drugs
niggers
dailly reminder that people support this degenerate
>>147472045
>>147472102
>tfw you think you're over it, after all this time, but still get emotional when you see it
Not comfy stop advertising
>>147472251
In Uganda everyone knows kung fu
I heard a rumor that this bitch helps run games done quick now.
https://youtu.be/WhoS5CjgkF4?t=4h29m29s
Is this true yes or no?
>tfw it's a fucking videogame and someone just played it fast
u guys
>tfw you were born with AIDS
>>147472424
yep been a few editions already
>>147472346
i support THIS degenerate
not the degenerate we (you, me, everyone reading this post) got..
Friendly reminder to get out of your chair if you've been sitting for more than 2 hours and take a 5 minute stretch break! Your future healthy legs will thank you!
NASA > GDQ
>>147472584
I've been lying in this bed for 3 years don't tell me what to do
le gay
>>147472346
Who supports him/her? After the change I've never heard Cosmette mentioned without immediate awkward silence afterward. Is he at this event? Has he been to any events?
Hey guys this is my first time donating, second time watching. Love what you're doing, keep up the good work. My donation goes towards killing the animals and lets kick cancers butt! Greetings from Germany.
>>147472492
Source?
If you don't have one do you at least have her name so I can look into her myself?
>>147472678
He's gone and forgotten Anon, irrelevant and will kill himself soon
>>147472770
this guy knows how to get his comment read
Planning your future as a fulltime speedrunner is a legitimate life decision
>>147472770
> No sad story about how someone you knew or loved got cancer.
> Nothing about how gamers are coming together to do good.
> Nothing about how you just had to donate during this game, as it was a childhood favourite.
TRASH.
>>147472795
I got you senpai
@ONOGMuffins on twitter
raelcun's gf hannah
Hey guys, this is my first time donating, I just had to donate while you are playing Mega Man 9, my boyfriend who died in my arms always told me how much he loved to play that game, sadly he did die of cancer so this goes to the cancer foundation, let's kick cancer's butt and help people around the world, save the animals! Greetings from Germany, keep up the good work and fighting for a good cause.
>>147472960
Donating during your favourite game is a NON-SHAMEFUL donation!
Sounds like this is gonna be a muted run
>kirbymastah on couch
oh man that voice, i can feel intense cringe coming our way
>>147473237
explain to outsiders please
>my goal is to go as fast as i can
Greetings from cancer! First time donating. Well, you will never defeat me. Looking forward to killing more of you.
>$5000 so they almost definitely have to read it
>>147473291
he's in love with himself
very knowledgeable but insufferable and he takes over commentary all the fucking time
>>147473342
If you want to be really edgy you can donate a lot of money saying
>14/88 Kameraden, greetings from Germany!
>>147473291
listen to him lithp inane commentary from the sofa for the 15 runs he's on the couch
>no playable Zelda
>these voices
time to go do something else
>previous run was good, had friendly and enjoyable if nerdy banter between experienced friends having a good time in a social setting
>now, we will be punished for the sin of having nice things
>>147473342
>>147473464
Now is one of those times I wish I had money to throw around. I would just do donation after donation of downer messages.
>I watched my mom's agonizing death from cancer recently. Playing videogames won't bring her back but here is $50.
this is some interesting shit, too bad the couch autism is real
I suggest that if you are in the casual room now that you leave> I like a lot of you faggots here so go now. in twenty minutes this OP will deliver
>>147473996
dont do it duke
When was the last time you watched this film, /srg/
>>147473996
Can you do it during the next game, I like four swords
>>147474107
I don't think I ever completed a watching of this movie
>>147473996
But why
When did playing video games become anything other than the most inoffensive thing to spend your time on?
>>147473996
can you do it during the next marathon I like MSF
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFpJvSsiLEk
>tfw there will never be another comfy style GDQ with werster playing pokemon and constant bants between him and his brother
just fucking kill me now
This shitty clipping glitch being mandatory ruins Four Swords for marathons.
>no sgdq bf
>>147474313
i wonder how werster has been doing since he was cucked by his brother and mom.
SHOTS FIRED
rekt
>my wife and son
meme!!!
>>147474507
>>147474107
when >we streamed it on hitbox about 2 years ago
>>147472894
Who said anything about full time? I make money with all the other shit I do. Speedrunning is for fun.
>>147474507
Delete this fucking post or I'll make you pay for this feel.
>>147474756
go aways anime poster
>>147474858
>>147474876
tfw no canadian bf
>>147473996
yeah im sure they're all gonna read this in time
>You are literally cancer and what is wrong with speedrunning if you stream during a GDQ. -speedrunners 2013
>You are literally cancer and what is wrong with speedrunning if you don't stream during a GDQ. speedrunners 2016
>>147474969
Canadians don't need boyfriends now that they can legally fellate their pet dogs.
>>147474998
You're right. I fucked up. Plan for ethnic cleansing postponed until AGDQ 2017.
>>147475238
>samefagging out of the situation
JUST DO IT
>>147474969
im canadian
>>147475238
Now I'm disappointed??
why do they keep refering to themselves as "we"?
>>147475385
Sorry to disappoint. I found out there were furries in attendance. I support their lifestyles and could not bare to accidentally destroy one.
>>147475238
>pussying out
>>147475493
Because Link split into 4 but he's still one person so it's like roleplaying and shit
>>147475517
are you g/fur or s/fur?
>you can fire off a donation now
that was the perfect opportunity anon>>147473996
Remember when you liked videogames?
>2 hour "speedrun" with no glitches of pokemon red
>over 2 hour "speedrun" of 4 swords
>3 hour "speedrun" of super mario
>4 hour "speedrun" of final fantasy 6
>>147475570
g/fur baby
4 swords is so boring
Is the guy co-commenting the same loser that was crying about people drinking at NASA?
>2 more hours of this dry run
Please end it anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DizM8l8XpBc
>two hours of minigames
>this couchFUCKING ENUNCIATE YOU FAT FUCK REEEEEEEEEEE
>>147475517
Who's the fuck that makes the boring puns?
haHAA puns haHAA
>>147475794
good taste
the only zelda game i never played and it looks like a giant pain in the ass to play
>>147476172
>the thick stench building and stewing inside the suit
>>147476437
It's really fun withfriends
>>147476172
ds dad :3c
>>147476437
It looks fun for multiple people but utterly soulless otherwise. This is like watching a guy play Mario Party in single player.
>50 minutes in and someone makes a "It's dangerous to go alone" joke
>1 hour and 30 minutes more of this
What was the longest speedrun of any gdq?
goodnight /SpeRG/ :^)
>>147477080
This is one of them: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wC2gfLuusqo
>>147476950
do the organizers not watch these runs to ensure quality?
this is garbage at prime time
>>147476834
>a fromedrone complaining about another communitites shitty worn out memes
>>147477217
>6 hour SPEED run
who GIVES a shit
>>147477080
A JRPG of some sort. They're boring as batshit on top of it too.
>that smug face after his literally boring pun
Fuck this couch I'm gonna go kill myself
>>147477465
dont do it anon, otherwise I will kill myself too, its not bearableBEARABLE GOT IT?
>this boss sucks
HAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HOLY SHIT
>>147477561This run is killing me
>>147476583
In fact WHY THE FUCK IS THIS A ONE-PERSON RUN WITH FOUR PEOPLE WHO RUN THE GAME PRESENT
>>147477080
Final Fantasy IX. 2013 AGDQ.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EBmJZVHOxM part 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEWBHLSg8BY part 2
LMAO
GET IT
KIRBY
BECAUSE HE SUCKS
LMAO
DUDE
WEED
>>147477683
It's faster?
>>147477728
It's not the same category obviously. And it would actually be entertaining.
>>147477667
>>147477665
>>147477712
when will this ride end?
>>147477696
>over TWELVE hours
>>147477696
>12/13 hour run
Who the fuck has time to even practice this shit
>speed run
>2 hours long
LMAO
GET IT
BUZZ
BECAUSE BEES BUZZ
LMAO
>literally every second sentence is a pun
Blueglass is banned but not this punfaggot
>>147459578
Ze_ak. Japanese runner. He just got the JP record today. It's probably better than the NA record too.
WOODS
BECAUSE IT'S A FOREST
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhaHAA
Hol up
HOL UP HOL UP
HOL UP
WIDUM BOISE
>>147478037source?
>>147448387
>her
when is this meme gonna die?
thought that guy in the middle was asleep
REMOVE KIRBYMASTURBATOR
>REMOVE KIRBYMASTURBATOR
is that big pseudointellectual black guy that "doesnt take steriods" who speedruns mario games running this event?
>>147478120
Blueglass is banned? Fucking how? He's like a six-year-old socially, nothing he says is even on a topic that CAN offend anyone.
>>147478256
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>>147478353
Mentaiko - The Holy Night
>>147478429
>de soylent opener
>>147478506
>mentaiko
>>147478451
Blueglass is not banned. But no one wanted to room with him this year. And since it's expensive he couldn't afford a single hotel room. So he was forced to donate his vacation money to the charity. This is despite rules GDQ instituted to protect disabled people from discrimination.
>>147478451
He called Cosmo Cosmo on stream
>>147478645
How is that related to his disability?
>>147478560
>mentaiko
>not god like
Scrub
>>147478645
I'm not sad he isn't here
>>147478775
What disability?
>>147478645
>its expensive
>GDQ is somehow required to accommodate the fact that he's poor
maybe he should try getting a job
he seems like a nice guy but i wouldn't want to room with him
>>147478784
baka at least its not takeshi matsu
>>147478775
>>147478837
Autism. Autistics can't socialize so no one wants to room with them. Even complete outcasts like GDQ attendees. This is why I will never attend a GDQ because even to those freaks I'd be an outsider.
>>147479079
ARE YOU BLUEGLASS
>>147479079
calm down bluegass lmao
>>147479079
We love you Blueglass
>>147479079
aw come on blueglass
i would room with you but im shit at my games and have no reason to go
ONE
MORE
HOUR
OF
THIS
BORING
SHIT
>>147479079
As someone who's attended two now I can assure you this isn't how it is. When you bring so many people together under one common interest, it's impossible to avoid friendly conversation and meeting new people, even if you try. Everyone here is so nice it feels like you already know everyone by a few days in.
>sig will never stop learning dvorak and speedrunning typeracer and go back to sm64 cannonless
;_;
Im going to sleep is the furry anon here who tuck me in yesterday?
Does he know that the puns aren't even ironically funny
>>147479652
Somebody translate this to English
>>147479754
I'm a giant degenerate faggot who doesn't speedrun and is a waste of space.
>>147479652
That's how they take your soul, don't you know anything about fey?
>>147479754
Im going to sleep, is the furry anon here? the one who " tuck me in" yesterday?
Its not that hard to understand, faggot
Why the fuck is /srg/ turning into a big fucking furpile?Not like I mind though. /murr
>>147479495
There's a huge difference between casually talking to someone or giving a passing greeting and subjecting yourself to their obnoxious disability in a small room that you'll be in for hours at a time, likely when you want to rest.
>>147479965
We are just memming because the runners are furries/burr
>>147479903
:(
>/murr
what did he mean by this
There are quite a lot of girls at this event who I suspect aren't actually girls.
Particularly in the casual room.
>>147480023
Yeah I know but that's why I don't room with anyone ever
I'm probably not a good person to ask about it desu
another 40 minutes of this..
keep in mind 30 minutes is the cutoff for a real speedrun so you can do a real speedrun and start 10 minutes of a read speedrun and reset in that time
>24 posts past limit
>no new thread
This is because Ian is banned, isn't it?
>>147480319
yum indeed
>>147480319
t-thats inappropriate >w< aooauooo..
>>147480659
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