/srg/ speedrunning general:

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first for hot links

sgdq general

There is FORTY MORE MINUTES of the LoZ-equivalent of watching a guy play Mario Party by himself.

Literally why is the couch there
They bring nothing but shitty ironic puns

I havent yawned this much in years, christ this GDQ is boring

>tfw the GDQ's are just gonna become worse and worse
:/

any cute single girls hmu I want to get married before I die

雪のハイラル

>>147479079
They just need to have a couple designated autist rooms

it's a tranny isn't it, the tas maker

just power through boys, the runs coming up and the runners are top tier

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Seriously is ANY of our boys gonna be on the event?
All beta nu-males with boring commentaries so far

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why is 0x so FUCKING savage

>>147481357

cosmo

>>147481659
That's not savage

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STILL 20 MINUTES OF THIS

>>147481654
>our
nobody wants to associate with you faggot

>>147481659

who?

>>147481724
ur right
it's FUCKIGN savage

天上の世界

>>147482109
死にたい

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQ9Omlh2GIc I can't believe they banned Blueglass over THIS! All he did was accept a donation from /srg/...

I hope punmaster doesn't sit on the couch next game
what a fucking boring human being

>>147482335
even associating with SERG is grounds for a ban nowadays..

>>147481814
kys
>>>/v/

>>147482298
nah, you dont

>>147482579
i really do

post things that are better than serg
i'll start:

/v/erg

>>147482915
anime

>>147482915
then fucking go back there

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>>147482335
>>147482413

Reminder: this is why /srg/ is a containment zone.

>>147482915
For You.

THE SNOREFEST IS FUCKING FINALLY OVER

>>147483000
Fuck Cyghfer. I hope Controllerhead fucked up his NES good.

>green fuck

uyama bout to bring out the dick

>>147483135
AND NOW THE NEXT SNOREFEST CAN BEGIN

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what are they doing to that poor gentleman AHHHH

http://pastebin.com/Q9wLuNMg
lmao

>>147483254
is bioshock that bad?

>>147482915
sda forums

>>147483351
isn't it abuse two plasmids: the game?

Our boi spike is wearing a nice shirt

why would you have spikevegeta do itws ever
he's struggling to maintain eye contact

so which ending is faster for bioshock, evil or good?

>hahah let me do a cute voice while reading donations xD XDXDXDDDD

I imagine that this girl looks like missharvey from the csgo "pro" scene but she's the voice is probably deceiving

What's with all the SpikeVegeta shilling? He's a mediocre runner that been playing nothing but mediocre, low skill modern nintendo games, started those absurd circlejerking streams "discussing" the picks for agdq, has tried to build a personality cult around his voice (just like golden), started that tssb-copycat stream fiasco (with golden) and was instrumental in trying to copy the "e-sport" dynamic into the gdq marathons (with golden).

>>147483739
i dont even want to imagine what you look like

>easy difficulty
xd

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>it's a "we run this game on the absolute easiest difficulty" game

This seems like a chill couch

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>>147483884
something like that

>Hey it's bubbles.
>Yeah, there ARE some bubbles.

Comedy fucking gold.

>>147483874
I see a pattern in all this
and it's kingdom hearts

>>147484046
It's games done QUICK, not hardcore

>>147484046
it's acceptable for glover because of speed tech and NOTHING ELSE.

>it's a "look at the ground 90% of the run" episode
:/

>>147484176
if you're just artificially removing the difficulty then it's not quick, it's just lazy.

>hitting load
bravo

>marathon
>load your game from another playthrough

Just end the run already

>>147485169
It's the optimal strat, I don't know why more of the SGDQ runs don't employ it.

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Fucking mercy kill this shit.

Why don't people just load a save that's 1 second from the end? Have I found a new strat?

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this is why PC speedgaming is a joke

I mean, it's a shame, but this is still one of the best runs so far.
People are massively overreacting to that load.

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>>147485391
you're right, we should do away with PCs

no more servers, no more streaming, just autists alone in a room with their game and no one giving a shit

>>147485852
sounds like your life

>>147485852
That sounds comfy

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>so... you play video games, fast?

Man this guy is a bigger sell out than Pie. He has fucking tshirts for sale on his website. Fucking pathetic.

THEY ARE THIS STUPID

>>147486278
>So... you watch other people play video games, fast?

>>147486364

You are this stupid.

>>147486326
he seems like the least autistic runner so far 2bh

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>Windows

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>nice speedrun there fellas...

I'd jump on my little sister if I had one ;)

Jesus christ, I stayed awake for this

>easy mode
>he accidentally pressed load not once, but twice, then cheated

>>147487172
Dishonored will be good, right?

>>147487283
>this is literally cheating
laff'd

He ruined the ending lmao

>3000 dollaridoos to get the bad ending
>he fucks it up
Banned from future events

>>147487398
yeah i know think we'll see this guy or his crew of retards ever again

>>147487398
>>147487380
I'd kill myself right then and there

>>147487398
He didn't

The accidental loading was really lame, but apart from that the run was actually pretty good tbqh.

is that a g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-girl talking??

>>147487554
>modded cutscenes
>good

Get the fuck out of here

>>147487624
Yeah, that was lame as well I guess. Rest was good though.

>>147487624

you hate memes or something, friendo?

The ending was ruined because of the load, right?

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>>147487615
>mfw I'm not the only one like this
Maybe it's being a kissless virgin, but whenever I hear a female announcer on stream I imagine her being hot as hell. Unless you can tell that she's a ham by her voice.

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>>147487398
>>147487501
>>147487490
>>147487465
I donated 100$ for the bad ending
FUCKING 1 0 0 $.
I'm doing charge back fuck these morons.

>>147487615
>>147487754
is she single? how can I show her my sonic art?

>SHE JUST WINKED

>>147487717
Yes.

>>147487717
Yeah

>>147487779
sure you did

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>The worst part of the Bioshock run is that it skips the best part of the game

RIP Sander.

>>147487779
>Donating to this shitshow
kys

>botched run
>played on the easiest difficulty setting
>people donated for a specific ending and he got the opposite one
>stream troubles
>horribly awkward runner and couch
>fucking Windows 10 updates in the middle of the run

Was this the worst run of the event?

>tfw turning up the bass on my speakers and strapping them to my penis so I can cum from the female announcer voice vibrations

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>>147487754
This is her right now

>ff4 love theme
I would play this at the wedding of me + announcer

>>147487779
>Donating to a "charity" organisation that refuses millions of euros because of politics
You deserved it

>>147487913
No..

In fact its closer to being the best run

>>147487779
>donating to terrorist sympathisers

>>147487961
If its between DWB and the prevent cancer foundation I'll gladly donate to DWB first.

>>147487913
no, overall it was a pretty decent run.
The Windows 10 was edited in by the runner, btw family.

thanks announcer :) bye until later

>>147487779
post paypal receipt you gay baby

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>>147487928
Ewwww.

>>147488037
don't talk about my future wife

>>147488019
Or you just don't donate to either, and pick an actual proper charity organisation that isn't corrupt as fuck or is only pushing immigrant politics

>>147488037
>>147488127
lol faggots I'm actually chatting her up, she just got out of a bad relationship, gonna talk about it over dinner

>>147488160
yeah sure let me just tell the GDQ staff to switch charities. Cause that worked well when people got fed up with the PCFs huge overhead

>36 minute run
>12 minutes of gameplay

excellent meme

>>147487913
>fucking Windows 10 updates in the middle of the run
did you just immediately tune out the stream right after that happened and miss the whole explanation about how it was a cutscene edit meant as a joke?

Snoring Games Done Quickly
because the latest 3 runs have been snorefests

>>147488292
this shouldnt be allowed

>>147488320
Yes.

Attention, all /v/isitors: If you want to see some REAL speedrunning action, stop watching this shitty marathon and tune in to twitch tv/meowtain_dew

No Yoshi island
No Mario 64
No YSG
No comfy couch

what is the point ? not a single meme worth.

>>147488734
>almost at 80 viewers meows power level during SGDQ
how does he do it?

>>147488883
I can't speak for anyone else but I just like the word "meow"

>>147488883
stop samefagging

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Why is this garbage allowed?

>that giggle
literally diamonds

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> KOTOR doesn't start until 9:50 AM.

>>147489104
Doesn't every game in that block suck for speedrunning, including the fallout games?

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>>147489104
>fallout 3
>fallout 4

i'm vomiting everywhere

it's making a mess

send help

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>>147489251
>4:55 PM here

suck shit

has there ever been a dating sim speedrun at a GDQ?

>>147489367
Where the fuck are you?

>>147480659

Man this guy used to be a hot meme some years ago.

Is he at this SGDQ??

Also why call him a 'cuck.jpg'? As far as I know, he is an incel permavirgin.

>tfw 6 AM
>tfw gonna have to go to sleep with this game being the last for the day
:/

when is this stupid game done, is the announcer still there? what if she gets tired, will she do announcing in jammies?

>>147489506
when it's done she's coming back to my hotelroom

>>147489104
because beth rpgs are hilariously broken?

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>>147489465
memeland

>saving your allowance to donate $1000
jesus how fucking dumb

>>147489743
is hilarious the right word though, really?

>>147486395
>You watch a circus rather than perform in a circus?

>>147489807
Are you implying that the person who donated didn't have to wait a painful two weeks to get that money from his mommy and daddy living in his middle class world where he has no problems and is sheltered from his world?
Why else would he donate to charity in the first place?

is the announcer doing the announcing because she's passionate about speedrunning and really wants to meet a speedrun bf

Is dishonored worth a playthrough?
never played it

>>147490005
yeah its ok

>>147490005
bretty fun, a sort of casual Thief game (not Thi4f) if you enjoyed those.

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>>147489806
memer get ye gone

>faggot speedrunner cutting off the announcer
Why won't he shut up

>>147490126
The announcer is a slut and I will dick her later

>>147489806
This reminds me that I have not played Dota in a solid year and a half, but I will still watch TI6, always comfy.

>>147489836
it usually results in some pretty comedic speedrun strategies involving the awful way those games are thrown together, so I'd say so

>>147489104
that whole day is complete shit

>>147490227
current patch is a lot better to watch than rat doto

>>147490313
>if you mash these three buttons in succession then do this two other things that players would never think of doing then you can do this skip
>game's fuckin broken I hate this fuckin game
>another 40 hours speedrunning it

>>147490412
Wasn't rat doto back then, sniper/jug farming shit up for two hours and then raping the entire team with ten different items
and then techies and bloodseeker happened, i honestly couldn't play anymore after that

>>147487859
Holy shit.
Is this some aspergers support group?

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Hey, thanks for watching SGDQ. Please donate more money to help out the doctors without borders. Every penny counts. Don't mind the fact that Mike Uyama is receiving another 6 figures for this event while he is sitting at home playing video games. Just ignore the fact that Mike Uyama is getting paid THOUSANDS of dollars to play video games by himself while actual people get paid hundreds of dollars to do the real work. Just be good viewers and donate your savings to the charity anon. Don't question where your money goes. Please don't read the news about MSF rejecting money from the EU because of political reasons signifying money doesn't matter to them. Just keep donating to help the poor, sick, refugees out. They are people too. When the event is over, please ignore any negative opinions of the event and please wait 2 weeks to post your feedback on the SDA forums which no one uses anymore.

So once again, Thank you for your contributions. Have a nice day. Happy 4th of July!

>>147490520
I started hating it after 6.84. I actually enjoyed Storm/Anti Mage meta probably because AM is probably of my favourite carrys and I played carry nearly exclusively towards the end. and the following meta was complete ass for pub games.
Plus, 6.84 included, the game was being patched in a way I seriously didn't approve of towards the end.
I finally dropped it cold turkey 3 and half months ago, and I haven't touched it since. Uninstalled it one month back.

SPEEDRUNS

>>147490825
mad you didnt think of it first

>>147490825
Donating because of this post and to get the announcer to notice me

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>>147490825
tfw this man will take over mike's legacy when mike finally dies this year.

>>147488271
>donating through a gdq is the only way to donate

>>147491152
half diabetes?

>>147491152

whats wrong with that guy actually

>>147491152
THICCBOIS

>>147491404
He's at AGDQ.

IF U AINT DRUNK AS HELL RN WHAT THE FUG U DOIN

USA USA USA USA USA

>>147491404
probably circulation issues? or some fucked up disease. still funny though. mike gets a cold and is out of action for 2+ years while cool matty got some serious health issues and still works.

anybody get cucked yet this year?

>>147491849
all the donors

>>147491849

people donated 3k for bioshock bad ending and the runner meme'd the good ending

shit shit shit shit I had the stream on mute and missed some announcer FUCK

I think I love her please someone take a pic of her

it just isnt the same since sam and tolki desu

>>147492314
we didn't realize how good we had it back then

>RUNNERS KEEPING THEIR WORD

>>147492272
She's a daddy issues attention whore that doesn't give a shit about videogames.

>>147492272
she's fat and has blue hair

>>147492272
You don't love her you dumb drunk shit

alright which one of you donated that

>Chris Poole
>wife's son
Stop meming my announcer wife

>poole
>wife's son

now that's some cringy shit

>more easy mode

this guy is a joke honestly

top kek

>My wife's son
MEME GUHYS

>CP
>Wife's son

we did it boys

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>Twitch chat when he said my wife's son
The cancer is everywhere

>>147492983
how did chat react? I deactivate it because it fucks my toaster

Oh christ, another run, another 2 hrs until the announcer.

What does she do during runs? what's she wearing? Does she seem like she's recently gone through a break-up?

>>147493238
dude she's a fat ugly blue haired attention whore

>>147489472
HELLO? ANYONE?

>>147493328
that's my fetish though. Also findom, her announcing donations really gets that going

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>>147484304
People speedrun glover?
Holy shit.

>>147492663
>>147492684
>>147493238
>>147493328
Pics?

http://pastebin.com/Ravuqwq0
http://pastebin.com/Ravuqwq0
http://pastebin.com/Ravuqwq0

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Hello?

>>147493879
you're a cuck!

>>147493784
why am I on there?

>>147493784
fw didn't make the list

sadie is also supposed to be on the list sorry

>>147493617
it's the best speed game

Holy crap.
Who even plays these borefests?

>>147494852
/v/

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>10 minute cutscene
>1 minute of walking
>10 minute cutscene

>donating 1000
Why would anyone do this? That's more than I make in two months

>>147495275
People like to spend money on stupid things

>>147495275
Not everyone's poor

ANNOUNCER
>ANNOUNCER
ANNOUNCER

omg her voice lifts me from my darkness
Less autism mumbles, more announcer

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>>147494852
>Games Done "Quick"

>200k in not even two days
People are too fucking rich

>>147495529
They got like 250k in the first day last year, didn't they? They'll not even break 1m at this rate. I'd be surprised if they broke 500k.

Why am I watched a glorified Let's Play?

Announcer is a cuck put her on the list

>>147494445
Fuck off

>>147495628
It is because all the runs were shit so far with a few exceptions, maybe more people will donate when the big games come

how did the MM8 run go? I was laying down in bed but fell asleep because there was fucking nothing going on for hours before it.

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NOW ITS GOING TOO FAR

TWENTY THOUSAND

>>147495694
This is a Sadie post

>>147495651
It would be an honor to clean up the announcer after she cucks and findoms me.

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>>147495924

What's the forced meme of the year

>>147496052
that boy

>>147496052
Telling people to fuck off.

>>147485334
HELDEN STERBEN NICHT

>>147496126
http://pastebin.com/Ravuqwq0

>Playing shitty modern first person games at slightly above average speed

>>147496185
since when is m_ a cuck

>>147496185
remove
-Tonyogbot_
-Chygfer
-Snowfats

pls, ty

>an hour more of this before based dark forces

did cosmo show up?

>>147496185
Add sadie

Just have the announcer talk for the rest of this shit game/""""commentary""""

>>147496185
why did you quote me with this

my brother is a jew and this is triggering me please pay reparations

>>147496378
Its time to stop

this is such a snorefest holy shit kotor when

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I wonder what donation message would make the announcer laugh

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anyone making comments about jews f. off rn

>>147493784

damn didnt make the list

>"Can I play, daddy?" in little voice
>"Can I play, daddy?" in little voice
>"Can I play, daddy?" in little voice
announcer confirmed for kinky

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>>147496674
> It's already 6:42 here.

I won't make it to Kotor.
It'll be a miracle if I make it through this.

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>when the announcer gf dont respond to you

>>147497012
I slept after LAX and woke up after Shithonor, you should schedule your sleeps during GDQ

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>>147497023
You have to do something to get her attention anon

>>147496327
Hopefully not. The community hates that freak now.

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i cant play these new fps where the gun takes up 40% of my screen real estate, fucking cancer aids

>>147497090
I only woke up some hours before LA.
By complete accident, I woke up at the Megaman block.

This "run" feels so sloppy,christ. It might as well be a let's play

>>147493784
>tfw didn't make the list

>>147496207
As opposed to 15 min of NES shovelware?

>>147496825
Greetings from Germany. Put these $5 toward saving the frames and killing the animals. I'll donate $5 more toward runner's choice if you can pronounce my name correctly. Shoutouts to everyone helping this awesome cause. Kick cancer's butt.

It's better for Mike to take a huge cut of the money than for that money to go to a pro-refugee charity tbchwyfams

>>147497514
true, how much do they get though?

>announcer getting audibly fed up with him telling her to read shit
Lmao

>>147497389
Let me try: Muh-amm-mad
Hope I got that right.

i feel ashamed everytime someone says "hey from Australia"

no one gives a FUCK where you're from let alone about your donation at all.

Greetings from Germany!

me on the left couch
falling asleep

>people getting timed out for "triggered"

>I don't know who's more evil in this world
bruh

>>147497716
m8, i agree entirely i wish the rest of the world would just forget about us here

unfortunately we have our far share of normies that beg for attention

>>147497907
that triggers me

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>greetings from germany

There are some people staying at this hotel who aren't at the event. SGDQ staff only have control over floors 2 and 3.

I keep getting asked by Asian people why everyone has badges.

>>147498103
>tfw couldn't make it to SGDQ this year to drink with old friends.

What hotel are they staying at this year? Is it actually in Minneapolis or in shit St. Paul?

>>147498169
Hilton Minneapolis Downtown. I don't think this counts as St Paul but I'm not even from America so what do I know. The area isn't that great though, it may look nice but there are a fair few hobos around...

>>147498169
Minneapolis downtown area
I love feeling like I'll get mugged if I don't travel in a large group at all times

>>147498169
Should've begged for money harder, you fuck.

>>147498584
My vehicle is out of commission atm and it's a 5.5 hour drive to Minneapolis.
>>147498343
St. Paul area is absolute shit. Someone got killed a few blocks away from the Crowne Plaza last year and there was a hooker who hung around the main doors all night. The river view was the only nice thing about it.

>>147498719
wtf there was a hooker I would have capitalized on that if I knew

>>147498719
Someone got killed? Not an attendee though right? I'm sure I would've heard about that.

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have I missed anything this year lads

>>147498887
>/v/ is this dumb

is this shit over yet, christ

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Who the fuck thought a TWO (2) hour "speed"run was a good idea?

>>147499264

probably the same people that think speedrunning RPGs is a good idea

>>147498719
>implying murderous muggy cities aren't the best places to find quests

>>147498775
Yeah she had blue hair and bummed a few smokes off of me and was trying to talk to me. She looked pretty beaten up and didn't have that nice of a body.

>>147498887
Everyone would hear about it if it was a fucking attendee. Someone got mugged and was killed during the act a few blocks to the north of the hotel IIRC.

UGH why don't they show the announcer

>>147499264
if they only did short 20 min - 1 hour runs they would pretty much be sellouts. When GDQ starts putting lots of limits on the kind of games that can be played it'll die

>>147499658
see
>>147487928

>>147499795
HIPS
REDHEAD
CUTIE VOICE

>>147499898
DESPERATE

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is this the announcer

so...here...'s...a...great..........trick....................

>glitchless
>does a glitch

Okay.

is this the amnesia run or the doom 3 run

>the devs programmed it this way so its not a glitch
lel

>It's not a glitch because I say so.

>>147500540
>>147500954
>>147500997

It should just be called "no out of bounds", but not everybody is triggered like an autist.

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>adams game
>no adam

>>147501197
>another washed up has been who gave up after his world records were taken in games no one had ran before

>also a memer

don't miss him to be honest

>>147501114
i only see one triggered autíste and it's you :)

I don't remember srg being this dead during a marathon, even for sgdq.

>ANOTHER GLITCH

hahaha, that chair was intended to be used that way!

>>147501415
all the old boys went to /v/ because they are too scared of the power new /srg/ people possess. you are in the middle of a revolution. also sgdq this year is really bad. probably one of the worst gdqs to date.

>>147501415
Everyone moved to the /v/ threads

>loading pre-made saves
>using glitches in a glitchless category
The state of speedrunning in 2016

>>147501619
>also sgdq this year is really bad. probably one of the worst gdqs to date.

This is literally said at the beginning of every GDQ to date. What makes this worse than 2015 AGDQ ?

>>147501114
>Rules

>Main story done as fast as possible without glitches. Timed without loading screens. Has to be done in a single segment.
Btw, I wonder, why this dude isn't on the leaderboards.

>glitchless category
>abuses glitches anyway :^)
>speedrunning fucking amnesia in the first place where you cant see shit for most of the game

skip next pls god

>Glitches in """glitchless"""
>Game so dark it's impossible to see anything
>monotone commentary

is this the worst run this year?

>>147501854
it gets worse every year

>>147501854
things that are worse:
>poor game choices like mario sunshine for first game
>terrible camera view
>monotone commentary
>annoying donation readers
>event held on a holiday week
>surplus of furries and trannys
>massive increase in rules to police fun

things that are better:
>layout
>set up time

>>147501957
No, the next run will be worse don't worry.

>>147501957
I would say either this or 1080 snowboarding

>>147502129
>surplus of furries

Is this confirmed? This is the first general I've been on since SGDQ started.

>>147502183
at least 1080 could be laughed at for going over estimate and had something to see on screen

this has nothing entertaining at all

>>147502154
the next run is less than half an hour, so it can't be as bad

>>147502487
That was just a shitpost honestly.

But seriously apart from kotor and snes starwars, starwars speedruns are pretty lackluster.

if i wanted to see skyrim broken apart, id just play it

>>147486417
>>147487704
>>147489472
>>147491404
>>147491946
>>147496881
>>147501114
>de hippie spacing

>>147502960
I like dark forces, but I don't know how good of a speedrun game it'll be

>>147502960
Jedi outcast and dark forces 2 are really good though.

these grenade jumps are pretty funky

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>>147502129
what are the rules that have been added since the first gdq?

>>147504138
No bathroom policing

>>147504138
https://forum.speeddemosarchive.com/post/sgdq_2016_rules.html

no fun allowed

>Jedi Academy
One of the greatest games ever made

>This run
Fast as fuck and the runner is charismatic

Favorite run of the event so far

okay I forgot how fun academy's movement was

and this guy can enunciate properly

loving this fast gameplay and confident commentary

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Hey boys ;)

>>147505582
This makes me speed-uncomfortable.

>>147505582
i cant wait until i get to see his dick

>all this quicksaving
PC speedruns are a joke

>>147505706
>he doesn't want to save quick

>>147505706
go do it faster and show em how its done chief

oh wait you cant use a mouse and keyboard i forgot, sorry

>>147505789
who is this? identify yourself in the discord

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AWESOME

> Do a barrel roll
> Epic
And he went from a 10/10 to a 6/10.

>>147506015
TAKE A BATH

>>147506015
>getting triggered by a few specific memes

>when he's been an obnoxious shithead whole run

>>147506069
How is he obnoxious?
He's actually pretty cool, especially in comparison to the previous runners.
He's just enthusiastic.

>calling your own actions impressive
what a fucking shithead

>that jump across the chasm
s-shazbot

>selfie at sgdq!!!!!!

>>147506218
#TeamDiscoPancake : )

that guy so obviously comes from a die hard bible bashing family, not one cuss word, and packing so much cringe

poor fella

speedy gameplay

good explanations

too many epic memes

8/10 nice run

>>147506015
he is the cancer ruining these marathons

>>147502548
Esa and other events wont be as fun as this ;_;

>runner is autistic and wont stop criticizing himself
Shit runner, holy shit end the run already

>runner is excited, charismatic, and takes mistakes in stride
Fucking cocky asshole, why is he even allowed to run

> Shovel Knight [NES/Famicom]

>>147506276
He'll get banned for cursing.

>>147506320
>GDQ is entirely shit
amazing insights man

>Americans clap when someone donates $1000

>>147506412
>Americans clap when
redundant

>>147506320

>not understanding there's a balance between the two that is appropriate

>>147506320
>top of mt everest is inhabitable
>so is the bottom of sea

woah. good thing we live somewhere in the between.

well this run is off to a great start

>they don't know about the movement stuck bug in steam version

only save/load solves it

HOLY SHIT IT'S ALWAYS CRASHING AND BURNING

is this the fastest speedrun fuck up at a gdq yet?

are they speedrunning failings now?

>>147506653
ahaha really fucking blunder of the century

What's going on? What's going on with this?

*sighs*

>>147506780
Autistic fits of rage

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>>147506653
this is going to be an "entertaining" two hours, then

>mfw I actually want to see splinter cell and have to suffer through this

>>147506653

tell them fag i dont have a twitch account

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why do they have to give such a bad impression of an awesome game

Am I the only one actually happy right now?

This is the most entertaining shit since the last 5 hours

>>147506897

cause youre too retarded to help them out

and im too lazy