Pygmalion edition.
Previous timeline: >>147302796
Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.
-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/
-The Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm
-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/
-Recommendbin
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6
-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc
-Fangamebin
>http://pastebin.com/ZHASpj9h
-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen
-Flockdraw
>http://flockmod.com/undertale
-Cytube
>Channel: Undertale
-Zeemap
>http://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1873782
-Shimejibin
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
-IRC Channel:
>#undertalegeneral on Rizon
xth for flowey
flower.
nth for tardy goat
*Here comes Asriel!
[FIGHT] [ACT] [ITEM] [MERCY]
>>147337487
fight
Bot and ghost
>>147337439
>the one ghost artfag turned out to be a major dick
Elaborate?
sans
>>147337487
[ACT]
*TURN HIM BLUE.
NYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!
>>147337487
ACT -> boop snootlewith dick
BABYBONES
>>147337487
*ACT > Bully
>>147337487
fight
>>147337487
asriel is fucking dead
>>147337550
>>147337576
Sans and baby bones!
Boop the anongote snoot.
>>147337487
ACT -> ask if he's a special boy
>>147337520
*Asriel is hurt
[FIGHT] [ACT] [ITEM] [MERCY]
>>147337758
fight
>>147337758
Fight
>tfw the drums kick in
>tfw you're blue now
>tfw flirting with a skeleton
>tfw outsmarted by a skeleton
>tfw the violins kick in
>tfw super cool regular attack
>tfw bonetrousle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijrzwMLd218
how can anyone compete?
>>147337576
>>147337718
they're the cutest
>>147337790
*Asriel is getting angry!
[FIGHT] [ACT] [ITEM] [MERCY]
>>147337993
*Boop
>>147337993
act -> suck his dick
>>147337993
[ACT]
*CHALLENGE HIM WITH A PUZZLE
>>147337993
fight
I want to dance with the gote.
cute little goat
CUTE LITTLE GOAT
CUTE
CETU
CUUU
C
>>147337949
Indeed they are.
>>147338156
I want toTURN HIM BLUE AND THROW BONES AT HIMNYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!
>>147338212thought you were better than that, papyrus.
>>147338191
Cute little nubian.
>>147338042
*Asriel knew there was still some good in you
*He looks happy
[FIGHT] [ACT] [ITEM] [MERCY]
>>147338191
I'm gonnakissit!
>>147338318
*Rape
>>147338318
[ACT] BULLY
>>147337718
>>147337949
>you will never babysit a young Papyrus
feels bad
>>147338318
>Undertale-фэндoмы
opa blya
>>147338318
How is he not dead? We hit him three times.
>>147338358
*You tried to, but Toriel can't let you do that
*She's in your way
[FIGHT] [ACT] [ITEM] [MERCY]
>>147338296
it's the only way he knows how to make friends, every other method has failed
>>147338614
*Act >Bully the goat
>>147338614
Item
Weed
>you feel like your going to have a dank time
>>147338614
act -> exchange disarming puns
>>147338614
>in your way
[FIGHT]
work-a-day goat
>>147338563
>>147338620
that's... actually kind of depressing
>>147338637
*She's in your way
[FIGHT] [ACT] [ITEM] [MERCY]
>>147339229
fight
>>147339229
[FIGHT]
>>147339064
>>147338156
That's acceptable.
>>147339304
>>147339253
*You swing at Toriel with all your might
*She looks pissed
[FIGHT] [ACT] [ITEM] [SPARE]
>>147339702
>[FIGHT]
>>147339702
[ACT] *Piss on self (to attract goat honeys)
>>147339735
*Toriel is fucking dying
[FIGHT] [ACT] [ITEM] [SPARE]
>>147340028
Rip
And tear
>>147340028
act -> reset and take a nap with toriel
GUISE HOIHOHIOHIOHOIHOIHOIHOIHOIHOI ITS KKKKKKKKKKKLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCC KKKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMM1!!1!!1!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!111!!!! NAW DEOS ANEEBODIEE WANA ASS MEH A QESTION!!?11/!?!!1/1/1/1!?1?!!1/1/!?1!/1?1!?1?!!!?!?!?!?! ASLO UNDERTALE ROKS!!!1111!!1!!!1!1!11!!!!!1!!!!!1!!!!!!1!!!!!1!!!!!!1!!1111!!!
>>147340074
*Toriel is fucking dead
*YOU WON!
*You earned 10 XP and 10 gold
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykeB3TPndWA
WHAT!?
FLIRTING?
YOU'RE FINALLY OPENING UP DARLING, I DON'T BLAME YOU.
BUT I HAVE TO SAY, I'M A ROBOT WITH VERY HIGH STANDARDS.
[I can sing and dance] [I have zero redeeming qualities]
As you can see, someone made a thread on /v/ again.
>>147340493
* snort
Void~
On a scale from not gay to gay and everything between, what's the gayest thing you've fapped to?
>>147332592
>>147332613
>>147332648
hi , im doing ok , my morning was goin good but now alittle not so good you?
>>147332918
No i didnt do you have a link?
>>147340890
I think about fapping to that stuff but never end up doing it
>>147340890
apretty fat booty getting fucked
>>147340890
Take a guess.
>>147340890
Braeburned porn
>>147340890one of frick's ficsim not proud
>>147340890
this along with moregay edgegote
>>147341381
Don't you mean one of hisfricks?
>>147340890the gayest thing i've fapped to would probably have to be the memory of me and this drunk guy who i met at a party. he came on to me and i decided to give it a shot since im not actually gay haha just trying stuff out. we ended up kissing and rubbing against each other and eventually he jerked me off. i said no homo though so all in all pretty straight stuff
>>147341497
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANS
>>147340890
This gif has at least four gay things http://i.imgur.com/ccI65eZ.gifv
Pretty gay I think,but then again, so am I.
>>147340890gay furry porn
that was a strange time
>>147340890
I almost always fap to gay stuff. Go figure out how I am supposed to determine what's most gay among an uncountable amount of gay material.
>>147341052
Oh, me? I'm just ok.
What's wrong, if I may ask? Did something bad happen?
>>147340890
I fapped to a female pov porn video.
>>147341893
Care to share what's wrong?
>>147342021
Sorry, I must have misworded something again.
I was asking Geek what was wrong because they said that their morning wasn't going so well.
Nothing important has gone wrong for me right now.
>>147340890
Well, I fapped to napstablook and mettaton fucking, but napstablook has no gender and mettaton is a guy that looks like a girl... soooooooo??
>>147341960
wow
that is the gayest thing
>>147342190
Sorry anon but it's still gay.
>Dats right childrens, we used to be powerful n' shit. We had an army and a kingdom and went all around the world spreadin' our species' might. We used the power of magic to build castles and we even used to fly. I ain't bullshittin' you!
>Well, what da fuck happened, mammy? Why we be livin' underground and you be goin' out arrangin' gay marriages all day?
>Cuz dem mothafuckin' humies came and oppressed us and took away our land and trapped us down here. Now get yo' monster ass back to bed.
>>147342178
Oh, my bad. I had accidentally clicked on your post instead of Geek's.
Glad to hear that you are doing well, none-the-less.
>>147341893 was meant for >>147341052
>>147340890Remilia and Reimu cosplay porn.So, extremely gay.
>>147342319
Hmmm.. would it be gay if I was a girl?
>>147342550
>girls
>on 4chan
>>147342438
Fuck, I cannot reply worth shit today.
määäääää
>>147342637
what if I wasasriellechan?
>>147342550
Yes, your gender doesn't change the orientation of the porn. Also this >>147342637
>>147342550
Everyone here, by definition, is a faggot.
So yes.
>>147342693vittu ei
>>147342190
Where's the pic at? Are there good lewd MTT ir Undyne animations?
>>147342717
Then you would be a fag.
>>147342717
When are you gonna get naked for us?
>>147340890
not gay/10
>>147342717
ThenOmae wa mou shindeiru.
>>147343078
>mfw I had a dream like that a few days before that was posted
Only difference wasI was actually Mettaton instead of a cosplay.
And it wasn't at a con I guess,
Quick! Pic an Undertale!
Congrats! Now apply
>>147342546
>>147342546
to said Undertale!
How did it go?
>>147343247Sweat-a-ton
>>147343247
I dunno. Maybe you somehow inspired that anon to make that.
>>147343078
>>147343247
L I V I N G T H E D R E A M
>>147341052
I'm doing okay, just got back from lunch with my family and brother-in-law which was tasty.
>>147343472
Don't you mean dreaming the life?
Alright, /utg/. How's everyone doing today?
>>147293252
Decided see if I could remove the banner.
>>147343604
What did you have?
>>147343786
Okay but isn't that a bit rude for the artist to remove their name?
>>147343901
jew?
>>147343728
Finding out my dreams are oddly prophetic about /utg/. Besides that I'm fine.
>>147343901
Oy vey
>>147343786
>>147342893
Wow, man. Thanks.
Post cute
>>147343970
The artist wrote "tea" in a really weird way. Looks like Jew. Oyy gevalt.
>>147344070
jew?
>>147343728
see >>147343604
and now i'm going to get comfy and watch SGDQ while working on a neat deck idea I had got while eating
>>147343821
Tex-mex from a restaurant called Chuy's. I personally got a giant ass bean and cheese burrito with rice because i'm boring like that.
>>147340890
Two men fucking
>>147344024
>>147344024
>>147344024
>>147344129
Jew
>>147344137
>Two men fucking
But the specifics!
>>147343867
Yep, but someone requested a bannerless version a few days ago and I felt bad for never doing it. This was more or less a way to see how well adjusted I am to a program I am not used to.
If it bothers you I can put the name somewhere else.
>>147343989
You're welcome?
>>147344290
twogaymen fucking
>>147344290
two men whose body types would be classified as bears by gay slang having anal sex
>>147344283
Gas the goats race war now
My mum used the word "shill" today. It was weird.
>>147344393
How were you able to tell?
>>147343786
>>147343867
If you don't want people removing your name/watermark, make it less obtrusive.
>>147344437
The fuck are you talking about? Goats are basically the Whites of the underground. They're the master monster race and should focus on spreading their influence over the lesser more feral monster races. If monsterkind was just a bunch of boss monster goats, the humans would've been fucked six ways to sunday.
>>147344482
>two men fucking
>not gay
You are like that convention bofag, huh?
>>147344580
You're gonna start another "humans vs monsters" debate
>>147344482balls touched
>>147344580
>>147344682
But muh 100 muhreens.
>>147344580
>A child is capable of destroying all of the monsters, even the boss monsters
>An adult would curbstomp them all if they were all boss goats
>A score of humans would finish the job in 5 minutes or less.
>>147344630
I still don't get it, did they not apologize afterwards, was that it?
>>147344808
>Kill one human
>Take their soul
>One monster turns into a one-man genocide machine
See if the monsters used modern tactics they could ambush a human, take their soul, and win even faster than the humans did against the monsters of old. The humans' greatest strength is their greatest weakness.
>>147344808
A child with the ability to warp time could kill anything
>>147343247
>had dream where 2 asgores were fighting over toriel
outside of that shit was weird and spooky but just me standing there while one asgore goes DONT GO NEAR MY WIFE to the other asgore while toriel is being grumpy as fuck was hilarious
>>147344815
I don't know. I wasn't there.
My point is that the anon told all thatprobably fakestory telling he was "not gay" even if he agreed on all that like nothing ever happened.
>>147344932
>Humans greatly outnumber monsters
>All of humanity rises to curbstomp monsters
>Monsters don't have planes, missiles, tanks or nuclear arms
>Dead monsters, blown the fuck up mount Ebott
>Humans win.
>>147343978
I hate my dreams that involve /utg/ honestly. Makes me dislike this place a little more.
>>147344137
Well, that's pretty good. Better than being inside all day, right?
>>147343728
It's one of those days that I have this great urge to draw and I have a million ideas but it's like my hand isn't my own for some reason and I can't make any of them come true even though I know I normally could. It's most likely physical exhaustion from working the whole week through. In frustration I doodle all kinds of crap that I didn't mean to, like this.
>>147345113
The dream I had about /utg/ made me like the way I dislike this place a bit more.
Why is there so many pics of Undyne tying her hair?
>>147344968
Two asgores would say "howdy" have tea and talk about flowers.
>>147345105
If a world war happened in the 21st century humans would wipe themselves out as well
>>147345146
Does this lead to mettablook?
>>147343978
The brain is fairly good at predicting future events through past experiences.
>>147344024
>>147345238
my dreams dont care about things like staying in characterlets just pretend they are AU asgores
>>147345220
Armpits.
>>147344481
It's because I'm here on the internet anon. Looking at all of your dirty secrets.
>>147345105
>implying humans would cooperate
>implying they wouldn't just use this as a Casus Beli to nuke whatever country Mt Ebott is in
>implying WW3 wouldn't happen
>>147344756
>100 muhreens
>Implying the Monsters couldn't be beaten by a single Spetsnaz soldier high on cocaine.
>>147345494
What's my name?I'm actually worried that someone I know comes across what I do online.
>>147345275
Nope. We're just talking about humans rising up to strike down the monsters. Hell, a single army could do it.
>>147344815
Fucking kek.
>>147345113
Yeah it was fun and I got to hang out with my little sister who is moving for school soon so that was nice.
>>147345373
>implying they still would't have a tea party
baka desu>you will never be the meat in an Asgore sandwich
feels bad
>>147345527
It would just take a single army or less in reality.
>>147345562
>implying anything can survive a spetsnaz high on cocaine
Why do you think they stick to krokodil?
>>147345220
I guess because it's a very human thing to do. Makes her seem more realistic and normal. She's also very pretty like that.
>>147345284
Well, mettaton is humping blooky and their both blushing so yes.
>>147345284
Mettablook is only for platonic!It probably will if I keep drawing without meaning to. I'll just stop now for today.
>>147345597
Then why were you saying that all of humanity would rise against them?
>>147345146
I know that feel, for me it's like a balloon, it fills with talent and then is released, but it fills up slowly.
>>147342717
post picsor just asrielle art
>>147346031
Nah.
>>147345585
I'd recognize you anywhere John.
>>147346219
That's not me. You've lost this round.
>>147345932
>Mettablook is only for platonic!
Botanon...
>>147345932
I want them to have disgusting hot sex.
Where the edgegoat at
Why is it that when I see certain ships in any fandom, I want to toss my computer through the second story window?
>>147346390
What ships
>>147346390
It's a common reaction anon. It happens to the best of us.
>>147346278
I was just playing with you Richard.
>>147346390
Because you have autism and you're intolerant of other peoples' autism. It's more common than you might think.
I want to hug and passionately kiss Blooky.
>>147346390
Because some ships have no ground in reality, would never happen, and are being unironically pushed by artists who draw better than you.
Especially so when its characters who are canonically shipped with other characters.
>>147346498
Who wouldn't?
>>147346498
Shyren get off the computer
How do you even type with fins
>>147345146
>I have a million ideas but it's like my hand isn't my own
I feel like I know what you're talking about.I used to run into this shit back when I was into writing and Jesus Christ it was absolute hell.
>>147345219
What.
>>147345636
Well, it's always a good thing to say bye to family, right?
>>147346317
B-But they're cousins! Cousins can't love cousins!
>>147346327
What the hell even is that black thing coming from Blooky? His tongue? His dick? I'm so confused!
>>147346368
>>147346470
Non canon, out of character ships, and shippings that make no sense.
>>147346476
Alright, glad I'm not alone.
>>147346479
Ha ha. Nice meme.
>>147346634
Exactly! You hit the nail there anon. That's how I feel about certain ships. It makes no sense.
>>147346792
Oh so my ships would trigger the hell out of you then?
>>147346738
>groin is so hot he needs a fan to cool it downIt'd be better if he let it cool down in my mouth.
>>147346736
>B-But they're cousins! Cousins can't love cousins!
Not with that attitude.
>>147346738
Is this a new thing?
Good day or whatever.
>>147346858
To be fair you probably have the worst taste out of anyone here, no offense.
>>147347134
Nah that would be the people who ship Chara with Asriel or Frisk
>>147346858
Probably, but I also understand that people have different preferences, I just don't want these disagreeable ships shoved in my face. That's all.
>>147347134
There is worse
it's just that he's annoying about it.
>>147346738
I want to crawl under edgegoat's dress
>>147347048
Salutations, lovely witch of the underground!
>>147347048
Howdy
>>147347134
Can't blame him, Papyrus is extremely attractive.
>>147347217
Those are pretty bad imo but you ship your pic related so.
>>147347323
He does post often, I choose to ignore him mostly, figured I'd give my 2 cents now.
>>147347031
It's an old thing being spun into a new thing with Asriel apparently.
>>147347398
>being kept in Mettaton's leash
is this a fetish thing
if it isn't it should be made into one
>>147347048
Yeah same to you or whatever.
>>147347438
>>147347323
>is annoying about it
I almost never post it unless people are already talking about ships for whatever reason, kinda like right now. Its weird that it would offend you but I sorry about that I guess
>>147347531
It's not supposed to be a fetish in that image, just Mettaton being a weird parent.
I'd post an actual fetish one but it's too lewd for /utg/.
>>147347417
Oh of course, but Underswap Papyrus isn't and he ships that, Gaster is a literal non character and he ships that, I'm sure he has more that are horrid. I'm not trying to say he shouldn't, just that they are pretty bad by our collective standards.
>>147347531
It's not in Frisk's case
Now an anon is a different story
>>147347531
Collars and leashes aren't exactly a new fetish thing anon.
>>147347458
>>147347031
its summer, it can't be too comfortable with all that fur
>>147346031
ok
>>147347635
I don't ship Underswap papgore for the record (I don't even like underswap), Its just that 95% of the images for it happen in that AU.
>>147347685
Yeah, can I get the context of this whole asriellechan meme? Probably wasn't around for it's birthing.
>>147346946
You uneducated mongrel, you swine, your mouth, and therefore, saliva would be at least your body's temperature, which, unless you're dead, won't be any less than 36 degrees celsius, or 96.8 degrees fahrenheit. I can't believe I share a board with such wastes of oxygen, I bet you smoke weed as well and think that you've found your inner self (which, mind you, is certainly not true). Cool him down with your mouth, really? You could've said something more educated, perhaps offer to cool him with your feet, which are the coldest part of your body, but nooo, you just had to go out of your way to let everyone know how much of penisbreath you are. Just fucking hang yourself, you absolute artless bat-fowling bladder, you moronic paunchy ill-breeding hasty-witted miscreant.
>>147347685
Change the pupils and everything goes to hell.
>>147347626
You don't offend me, like I said I just ignore you or your pics for the most part. Just saying your ships are considered terrible here and triggering someone with them is a non question.
>>147347726
Two You's! Your lucky day!
>>147347635
>>147347635
>but Underswap Papyrus
How is he even? All I remember from that AU that everyone was complaining about bad touch Papyrus raping shota sans too much.
>>147347685
NOOOO!
GO AWAYYYY!
>>147347685
>>147347818
Some chick from /fa/ (or most likely someone using her images) keeps posting her here.
The straight anons go nuts because they've never had a girl give them attention.
>>147347857
I KNOW IT WAS DUMB AS I TYPED IT OKAY I JUST WANT HOT GOAT COCK IN MY MOUTH
>>147347563
>>147347398
>>147347371
So uh, how's tricks?
>>147347685
BEGONE VILE DEMON
>>147347893
>triggering someone with them is a non question.
Well thats silly and people should take it less seriously
>>147347857
>penisbreath
I can't believe this made me laugh. I'm going to bed now.
Alphys vore when?
I wanna help stop Asrielle from raping more anons so we stop losing posters because of STD-related deaths.
>>147347976
You don't deserve forgiveness rump-fed puttock.
>>147347920
Apparently he doesn't ship that to be clear and that's my bad. But Underswap Papyrus is a gross misinterpretation of canon Sans. You kind of nailed it with the rape and shota thing although he also comes off as the stereotypical cool guy who smokes where canon Sans is an idiot who makes stupid jokes.
>>147348072
Same but we have an established good and bad here although many things that weren't tolerated are now slipping through the cracks.
>>147347893
Not even involved but your posts make you seem mad as hell. Stop.
>>147348106
I'd rather see Alphys vored because she isn't very important.
>>147347685
>>147348128
>Asrielle chan is a plaguebearer vampire
Now it all makes sense.
>>147348248
>Same but we have an established good and bad here although many things that weren't tolerated are now slipping through the cracks.
Yeah I can feel that
also Underswap was a retarded idea from the get go since you originally were suppose to change the personality of the character with whoever they switch with so literally the only difference was the character design. It got even worse when people started making Papyrus fuck his brother who looks and acts like a literal child if not toddler. It was fucked from the start
>>147347936
There has to be more to it than that.
I refuse to believe we are that pathetic.
>>147348478
You're not even trying anymore. Where's the tattoos?
>>147348271
>Alphys vored
I'd fap to that.
I'd fap to that two times if it was with Undyne.
>>147348271
I'm just stating the known opinion of the general and answering some questions while having fun my man. I'm sure I've talked to that dadfag multiple times and we've gotten along, I have no ill will towards anyone here. Sorry if I came off as upset with anyone.
>>147348531
It happens all the time with fan stuff, I'm sure you know that, I try not to worry about it and assume you do the same. They just can't help themselves.
>>147348618
Wait for when they post her butt pics.
It's embarrassing.
>>147348618
we are, also I wanna rape the ghost.
>>147348478
MARRY MEEEE
Monster Kid?
>>147348271
>I'd rather see Alphys vored because she isn't very important.
ok alphys
Good afternoon /utg/, I love you!
>>147337550
Sans man
>>147347685
NICE
>>147348985
Fat lizard digests very slowly.
>>147349059
Holy hell that's adorable. There's precious little non-angst sans artwork where he's by himself.
>>147348478
>>147347685
Two people can play this game Asriel-chan.
>>147349043
go brush your teeth
>>147348762
>>147348271
Yeah I'm not offended. I know this general doesn't like shipping anyone with the skeletons and beyond that most of the other dadfags / people who ship him tend to prefer Torgore for Asgore related stuff so its doubly weird there.
I don't take anything as silly as shipping seriously anymore since i'm just in it for the cute moments and the porn.
>>147349226
comfy Sans fanart is pretty great
So you and your 3 favorite undertales are performing a heist(for an ambiguous good and justified reason) in a jewelry store in Berlin. Your objective is an ancient artifact in the back rooms. (Jerry is your get away driver)
So what jobs do you all have? What's your plan? Where you getting ice cream from after you complete the job?
>>147349287
Someone, somewhere, is jacking off furiously to that pic
>>147349371
>Jerry is your get away driver
Whats even the point? We all die when he ditches us 5 mins into the job
Hey, /utg/. Been a while since I posted here. Have an art wip.I need to figure out a good way to color/texture for spooky pictures. Do you know where I could find some artists for inspiration of this kind of thing? As far as finishing pic related goes, I'm at a loss.
>>147349424
i knowi am
>>147349226
I love comfy sans stuff. I only have a little bit but I love it
>>147349371
None because those characters don't exist and I couldn't even walk out of my house, not to mention rob a bank
>>147349371
>Mettaton, Napstablook and sans
Mettaton and Napsta use their celebrity status to distract everyone while sans and I do the actual thieving via his teleportation skills.
Ben andJerry's
>>147349371
Flowey does the talking and intimidation to keep the hostages quiet. Mettaton grabs all the best jewels because of course he knows which are the best and Undyne works as muscle. I carry Flowey around in a pot. Somehow he still manages to frighten everyone.
Nobody will suspect us of having escaped with Jerry of all people. We have our own stash of after heist ice cream we raid afterwards. Obviously.
>>147349602
robbing a bank isnt that hard, getting away is. but like the other anon said jerry sucks
Actual research related poll.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10656595
>>147349287
Okay, I did!
I want to murder the boat.
>>147349965
i just did too, its kinda like we brushed them together.thats hot
>>147349492
oh, nice!
>>147350060
No! It's my favorite ship!
>>147349371
I might use this prompt during dead hours tonight.
>Mettaton, Chara, Blook
The plan is that Mettaton distracts people by being a celebrity, and the rest of us grab the artifact. Chara kills anyone who walks into the back room, and Blook is a look out. I suppose I'm the one grabbing the artifact.
Everything goes according to planbefore a dog absorbs the artifact.We go to some hole-in-the-wall place for ice-cream afterwards and talk about how bullshit that went.
>>147350060
OH MY GOD YOU FUCKING PSYCHOPATH
>>147349767oh!! you have the exact same top three as me
>>147349743
good taste in your top three
>>147350060
i want to remove the goat scrote.
>>147350537
Why? Why would you do this?
I want to unmeme this general.
Post your top 3 and have other people judge you
>>147350621
but then what general will be left?
>>147350753
Burgerpants, Sans, Napstablook.
>>147350621
But this general is like 99% meme.
>>147350753
sans, mettaton, napstablook
>>147350753
Asgore, Papyrus, Sans
>>147350753
Asriel, Undyne, Flowey
Papyrus as a backup if you want to count Flowe/Gote as one.
>>147350753
Mettaton
Chara
Blook
I have a really funny feeling I'm gonna get a lotta shit for having Chara there.
>>147350753
Sans, Pap and Flowey
>>147350753
Toriel, Undyne, Asrielle
>>147350753
Temmie, Undyne, and Sans.
>>147350753
Asgore, Undyne, Papyrus
>>147350875
You're a fan of dead.
>>147350896
You're a fan of white.
>>147350961
You're a fan of ghosts.
>>147350753
Asriel, Papyrus, Mettaton
>>147350813
Pretty good
>>147350875
Pretty good
>>147350896
Eh
>>147350923
Asriel and flowey is kinda cheating.
>>147350961
>Chara
Faggot
>>147350989
I see you also enjoy skeleton torture
>>147351007
shit
>>147351053
Shit
>>147351058
That's good
>>147350753
Alphys
Undyne
Napstablook
>>147351146
wow yeah, my entire top 5 are technically or actually dead, never realised that
>>147351146
>You're a fan of ghosts.
Well, you're not wrong.
Little white nubian.
Is cute.
>>147350753
blooky
mettaton
mad dummy
>>147351340
Who are the other two?
>>147350813
Mediocre
>>147350875
Mediocre
>>147350896
Okay
>>147350923
Mediocre
>>147350961
Mediocre
>>147350989
was good until Asrielle
>>147351053
Good.
>>147351058
Good
>>147351174
Good
>>147351336
Super shit desu
>>147351337
Decent
>>147351462
Eh
>>147351336
>Eh
Is it because of Sans? Memes aside hes a good character with a good boss fight
>>147351598
papyrus of course andchara, pls no bully
>>147350753
Chara
Undyne
SansMonster Kid
>>147351336
>Faggot
Well, it could of been worse.
>>147351758
>Mediocre
I'll accept it.
>>147351836
I knew it would be them, you gay child fiddler.
>>147351758
>was good until Asrielle
Well Ididn't play the game so I don't really know what the other characters are like
I'm sorry
>>147351954
You should play the game. It's nice.
>>147351954
>I didn't play the game so I don't really know what the other characters are like
you need to goand play the game
>>147351927
noooo i knew i would be bullied!
>>147340890(You).
>>147352126
Don't worry, I was kidding.I like Chara too.
>>147350753
Riverperson, Ice Cap, Knight Knight
>>147352235
ayy my partner
>>147352321
literally what the heck taste
>>147350753
The goat family
>>147352321
True patrician
>>147350753
>Want to judge people.
>I like everyone so I don't think anyone has bad taste.
>I have the worst taste of all.
>>147352591
You're being too hard on yourself
>>147352690
>being nice to that anon
Bad taste in anons my friend.
>>147350753
Toriel
Asgore
Papyrus
>>147352769
>being nice ever
This place is awful.
>>147352930
I agree, fuck you.
>>147352045
>>147352087
Will do
>>147352321
Hipster taste
Good afternoon /utg/! Reposting my fics
Got those three requests done:
Piece of Cake: your favourite picking out a cake for whatever occasion you wish
http://pastebin.com/ssUdJRkN
Shortcut: How Paps got the car he was driving post-TP.
http://pastebin.com/vyc4TjZ8
Top of the World: alphys freaking out/nerdgasming about going onto an air plane
http://pastebin.com/z9zLdhHL
Hope you all enjoy, they were fun to write.
Anyway, what's up with all of you?
>>147350753
Mettaton, Napstablook and sans
>>147350753
Asgore, Sans, Gaster
>>147350875
>>147353317I ship it.
>>147353248
I love you
Cute little white nubian.
>>147351784
Nah sans and pap are good. Asgore dragged you down a bit.
>>147353667
Can I be a cute little nubian too?
>>147353564
Do not ship me with other anons.
>>147350753
Alphys, sans, Asgore
>>147353681
Can't help who I like
>>147353715
Too late, it has already sailed, time to plan your wedding.
>>147353667
When you say things like that it makes me sad because I want to be that but I can't
Is Crybleat still around (in this thread that is)?
>>147353815
Wait I was saving myself for the botanon!
>>147353893
Not anymore, go hold hands with your anon.
>>147353861
hes dead anon
>>147353893
>tfw saving myself for an anon
>tfw never go outside so no chance of being ruined before he can take me
>>147353893
A specific one or any old botanon?
>>147353661
WHERE'S MY ROBOT DATE, YOU FUCK
Okay now post your 3 least favorite characters and have someone judge them
>>147354139
Thecuteone.
You know who you are.
>>147354098
>tfw already impure
>tfw no anon will love me because of my flaw
it hurts
>>147354279
So Sorry, Pyrope, Asriel
>>147354279
So Sorry
Jerry
That's it
i feel gross typing their names
>>147354279
sans, jerry, sosorry
REAL
MKID
HOURS
>>147354279
So Sorry, Jerry,Rg1 and RG2, they're basically the same with slight personality differences.
>>147353861
He was taking request last thread.
>>147354098
>Want to save myself for someone special
>Afraid of giving my firsts to the wrong person
How do you know when you find the right person?
>>147354295
Fuckin' quit it.
>>147354295
>the cute botposter dating the cute blookposter
Cute
>>147354279
So Sorry
Glyde
That quadrupedal thing by the elevator in MTT
>>147353667
would asriel have a little tori to help him sleep at night?
>>147354279
So Sorry, Jerry, Glyde
>>147354530
you dont know until you do it, its honestly not that big of a deal after though. i used to be huge on that kind of thing, did it with the wrong person, dont really care that much now
>>147354279
Jerry
Monster Kid
So Sorry
>>147354530
You won't, it's trial and error.
Just don't kill yourself when you thought The Right Person turned out not to be. People make such a big deal out of that.
>>147350753
Toriel, Asgore, Papyrus
>>147354279
So Sorry
Monster Kid
Jerry
>>147349492
That's great anon! And it's good to have you back!
>>147354714
"Holy hell, child, lead your shots!"
>>147354852
>>147354991
>>147354986
>>147354640
>>147354458
>>147354404
>>147354372
>>147354745
>>147354584
Nothing about this is cute, stop this.
>>147354443
>>147354852
>>147354991
>>147354745
>>147354458
>>147354404
>>147354402
Nice meme
>>147354279
Toriel Chara Monster Kid
>>147355252
Cute!
>>147354986
Great tastes
>>147352875
>>147355195I don't actually hate Jerry.
He was made to be hated so I know it's not his fault.
But I don't feel part of the meme unless I say I hate him.
>>147355360
warning:something
>bow to your prince, anon
>>147355453
>>147355550
I want that to happen to me
>>147355563
youre like 8 dude buzz off
Do you think anyone will every encounter So Sorry without knowing about him or how to get to him before hand?
>>147355550There is not enough good madjick porn.
>>147355563
I wish I was a cute prince and everybody loved me and worshiped me.
>>147355807
So not Asriel then?
>>147341052
Eep, sorry, was out and about, but if you search on twitter for this: #undertale版深夜の真剣お絵描き60分一本勝負 and click on the 'Live' tab, you should be able to see most of it. I think it's the tag for the 60 minute art challenge, and Papyrus had his day yesterday.
>>147355694
>did i stutter faggot? on your knees.
>>147355563
Who is the prince of /utg/?
>>147355940
if youre gonna take a shot at me kid you best not miss
>>147356020
Anonymous
>>147355940
That gun has no bullets.
>>147355940
>>147355563
I'm gonna bow my head downright into your crotchI'm gonna snuggle against it
>>147356372
I wish somebody would snuggle against my crotch
>>147355621
sick tricks
>>147355563
I only have one prince(ss)
>>147356573
I kinda wonder how that would be like.
how would undyne react to walking in on alphys watching this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nk2wViKSh_M
>>147354279
Snowdrake, Snowdrake's Dad, Snowdrake's Mom
>>147356758
You wanna try, anon? I wouldn't mind...Can I snuggle against yours too?
>>147356797
Cool taste.
how do you feel after realizing that a part in Undertale's development was dedicated to making a boss fight for a shitty fetish based fursona?
>>147356797
>>147356593
The sickest.
>>147356896
What fetish?
>>147356797
Absolutely fantastic taste.
So about the first month and some change from the games release is gone in the archives right?
>>147357028
>>147356896
it sucks but at least the lost souls part of the fight was good
>>147357167
https://www.f-list.net/c/not%20sorry/
I really liked it when all the anongoats went all mää.
That was nice.
>>147357698
That was fun but it's over now. Time for anon bone rattling.
>>147357698
Let's do it again!
>>147341381which one
>>147357374
>>147357860
Yeah let's drive the one good time we all had together into the ground by constantly doing it over again! Fuck off.
>>147358080
What are you listening to, anons?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUjDMdSwefk
>>147358341
>>147358356
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1_anp5LTho
>>147357852
*BONES RATTLING*
Russians, get out!
>>147358136
You don't have to be so mean to me about it...
>>147357860
Nah.
I'd only accept it if an anonmääed for me privately
If you were Toby Fox, how would you change Undertale
>>147358356
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYolDZhFzOIIm not even a jew, someone linked it at one point on another board and its fucking catchy.
>>147358356
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qA0YGz8inE
>>147358589
Hey, I'm sorry, it's just... we never come together as a family and I don't want that memory to lose it's value. You know I love you, come here.
>>147358667
Add hard mode
>>147358667
Kill Asgore and Asriel in the true pacifist ending since both of them suck and would be better off dead. Would also tie up all the loose ends the game has and would get rid of the two worst characterfags on /utg/.
Literally no downside
The worst part of having a big butt is that it starts to hurt after a long time sitting.
>>147358356
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cKy5Qk0QMMi should really get off my ass and actually do alexander raids, it was one of the reason i started playing ff14
>>147358759
It's okay anon, I understand...I love you too
>>147358667
Finish hard mode
>>147358867
sick humble brag bro but I don't remember subscribing to this blog.
>>147358685
Its like a jewish nest
>>147358667
make it so you can kill alphys
>>147358667
Hard mode. A secret, super happy ending where Gaster, Asriel, Chara and the other people who fell into the underground were returned to life and the amalgamates, became normal monsters. I would also add several new fights. Also add 50 more dogs.
>>147358860
I think Asriel is fine. He suffers a fate worse than death
I'MA PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK
>>147359063
>and the amalgamates become normal monsters
Why does everyone push this "The Amalgamates are suffering" meme? They're perfectly happy with what happened and so are their families.
>>147358867
My butt is pretty big too. Sometimes I break furniture because it's so heavy.
>>147358356
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSJlllk5kcA
>>147359056
I want Alphys Neo so bad, at least we have unitale
>>147358136
>>147358759
Man I wish I hadn't just ignored it. It sounds like it was fun.
>>147359135
No, Flowey isn't a real punishment because hes free to do everything all over again and now has an out whenever he wants. Both him and Asgore deserve to burn forever for what they did and anything else is too light.
>>147359172
I'm not saying they're suffering, I'm saying life might be easier for them if they were separate.
>>147359296
it wasn't
Is there anyone cuter than MKid?
>>147358867
>>147359206
Please post them. I love big butts.
mää
>>147359296
It was good but there are always more fun times to be had together anon.
>>147359380
literally everyone, including jerry and so sorry
>>147359302
He literally knows he can't ever be happy again or see his family or friends.
Can't even masturbate
>>147358667
Hard mode and mettaton date.
>>147359206
>>147358867
My butt is pretty big too, that's why I like to wear cosplayand get groped in a bathroom.
>>147359442
Are you sure anon? It's only big because I'm fat, you'll probably get grossed out.
>>147358356
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQ_c1uJN8EA
>>147359780
I'm a completely different anon and I still want to see it. No pressure.
>>147359780
Oh. I generally only like sexy big butts. Never mind then. I think all the 2D made me forget that there can be unsexy bigs.
>>147359647
I never knew how much I needed that until now anon
>>147358356
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeAHXfypyZY
>>147359691
>tfw no one will ever grope your butt
>tfw no one will ever grope your anything
>>147359783
The gif and the song are synchronized what the fuck
>>147359923
>tfw his story must be fake
>tfw no lewd cosplayers to grope or grope you
>tfw no people to grope you
>>147359315
Well, they would be dead if they were separate, so that's not much of a life.
>>147359603
Its not enough. He killed everyone in the underground, thousands of people, over and over just because he could. The only reason he isn't hated is because a vocal few don't think it counts because he was lucky enough to be able to reset. Keep in mind that its implied that people can sort of remember through resets so at the very least he likely traumatized thousands of people by torturing and killing them. Plus as Flowey he'll just get bored and do it again or he'll steal seven souls from the surface and become a god for kicks.
He deserves to die and suffer in hell and anything else is too light of a punishment. Any logical and moral person should agree to that.
>>147358356
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkAne0dUYu4
>>147358356
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jA4u5Pur5KA
>>147351758
>was good until Asrielle
You quoted the wrong person there, Anon. Asrielle will always be staying on my list.And I have played the game.
>people falling for the same stale bait from december
>people posting the same stale bait from december
I thought you fags were better than this.
>>147358867
Not true
It actually provides more cushioning
>>147360160
Which bait?
>>147358356
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MvjFfV4uhg
>>147360047
I don't like it, he would just be a martyr then. He found out he could reset because he probably tried killing himsel. He wants to die and he can't
>>147358436
>>147360206
see this anon's posts >>147358860
would you boop fricks snootle
the only character who deserves to suffer is alphys, asgore had no choice but to defend himself for his people and flowey was only the way he was because alphys forced him into a soulless existence without love or compassion
>>147360012
The only reason I think his story is fake is because he pushed it so much desu.
>>147360269
>he would just be a martyr then
Are you retarded? What does this even mean? Also he only wanted to die that one time and afterwords didn't so it would be a just punishment to actually grant his wish.
>>147360376
Alphys did nothing wrong that wasn't fixed in game
>>147360313
Can someone shop Monster Kid out of this please?
I want to be stuffed by muffet
>>147360480
so Frisk is playing by themself?
That's kind of sad.
>>147360421
alphys was directly responsible for flowey, the emotional trauma to the amalgamates and their families by hiding them after mutilating them with haphazard experiments that she only had permission to do because she lied to the king, and literally held mettaton hostage by not finishing his body
>>147360529
There are sadder situations.
>>147360674
>held mettaton hostage
Lolwut
>>147360802
she intentionally left his body unfinished so he would have to keep coming back to her
Oh shit niggers stop fighting about dumb shit because we got a code red here.
We actually got a full fangame that was released!
Don't Forget- Fan sequel created by the same guy who created Uppertale after deciding that it was shit.
http://gamejolt.com/games/don-t-forget/150752
Game has been added to the fangame pastebin and as always if you know of any more fan games or fan fights that aren't in there feel free to post them and I'll add them.
>>147360480
>>147360962
Oh yeah that. Odd she would do that since he would probably still visit her for routine maintenance and such.
>>147360421
Martyrs refers too how people treat Chara
>>147360480
Here you are.
>>147361429
We need more sad, friendless Frisk. Good job anon.
>>147361429
Requesting this with Papyrus added in.
>>147361269
I guess once his body was finished it would have been self-sufficient, which is pretty crazy for a robot.
>>147361429
I was gonna make something like that too.I like making edits.
>>147361429
Thanks Anon, it's way better this way.
>>147361093
Nobody else cares?
>>147359783
>Metal Arms
Mah Nigga, I never met anyone else who played that shit.
>>147361620
>>147362019
You're welcome!
>>147361754
Edits are nice!
>>147362118
>>147361093
Didn't notice it sorry.
>>147361093
>>147362118
Didn't see your post, sorry.
>>147362310
>>147362256
Probably my fault for using that image
>>147361093
Hu, I guess I will try that out to fill the Undertale shaped hole in my heart
Is the botfag who wanted to see Mettaton AR around? I shot it today and I have pics.
Anyone knows what's got this smolmom so happy?
>>147362807
Not him but post it.
>>147362118
When we see an Asgore and a long text post its usually shit
>>147362830
she seen that dick
>>147362881
Can't really deny that
>>147362123
it really is an underrated gem imo
i love listening to old vidya soundtracks
>>147361650
>>147362830
Goat cock
>>147362706
It probably is
>>147361093
I am too pessimistic and jaded to get excited, someone else try it and tell me how it is.
Goat
Children
IT'S TIME
TO D-D-D-D-DUMMYPOST
>>147362118
This is me every time I upload my shit drawings.
>>147358356
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkUibEiGokI
>>147363419
so true
>>147363225
I'm playing it and so far its okay, the fighting seems fine at least and aside from some weird stuff like not being able to talk to NPCs from the side I haven't seen anything annoying.
>>147363179ouch
>>147363287
I wanna fuck that goat.
>>147363287
>>147363419
Sorry, anon
Usually I try to reply to new content
Thanks for being here, utg.
>>147363503
No, the goat is for >>147363524
>>147363419
I slap my shit up and go do something else and forget about it
>>147362869
I told that poster I'd cam/videowhore, but I'm reluctant to do it if he's not on. Here's the gun, though.
>>147362830
She learned how to cast fire and baked her first pie. And (You) helped her along the way.
One day, I'm gonna be a prince.
>>147363786
Those colors look, surprisingly, fitting
>>147363786
Let's massacre the monster scum
>>147363835
Can I worship you when that happens?
>>147363753
Impregnating? Yeah that's a byproduct of fucking.
>>147363786
Get out
>>147363835Can I make you a prince?
>>147363786
What does this have to do with undertale besides the sticker? No hate it's a cool gun, just curious.
>>147362830
She's happy to be part of such an amazing meme.
>>147363923
Of course, Anon! If you'd want to, I'd appreciate it. I hope I'll be a prince worth worshiping.
>>147364046
How so?
>>147354714
>>147355183
That's pretty smart, using a Tori as a headset holder
>>147363946
No, the goat is for their sibling
>>147364034
Sorry, no Metta AK yet.
:^)
>>147364181Well, I could make you feel like a prince at least
>>147364183
Frisk doesn't have a sibling silly! Besides, that would be kinda gross.
>>147364276
sacrilege
>>147364149
It's basically just the meme gun. Mettaton's foot was the inspiration.
>>147364354
Sure, I'd love to feel like one! How would you do that?
>>147364371
adopted sibling
>>147364513
Oh I see, pretty neat.
>>147364672Anon, are you sure you want me to describe this in detail?
>>147364708
Frisk doesn't have any adopted siblings and it'd still be gross if they did.
>>147364841
Yeah! Why not? Are you just gonna make me a throne or something?
Post it
>>147364276
This is offensive in every single imaginable way.
>>147364239
>bastardazing weapons for the sake of being special
You're the kind of faggot that dresses from head to toe in MTP and has 3 different ammo types at all times but gets gunned down by some hoodrat with an 9mm.
>>147364276
That's one hot hotbaby.
>>147364929
Oh damn it, anon
>>147364937
okay... you asked for it
>>147365128
What's wrong, my loyal subject?
>>147365175
>>147365175
Anon, no.
>>147365175
>>147365304
HE SAID TO POST IT! WHAT AM I JUST GONNA SAY NO?
>>147364937
Ok
>>147365515
booby metatton dlc when
Yeah, sure, but would you use a Banana Split Sabre?
>>147365234
Oh nothing, my prince
>>147364937
>>147365638
I'd suck on that banana split sabre.
>>147365515Why the fuck did you have to make him male Toby I swear to fucking god
>>147365632
Never because Toby is a hack.
>>147365046
NoFunAllowed.jpg
>bastardizing an AR
Is that even possible?
>>147365587
>you will never bully sans #376 into showing you xyr ecto tits
it hurts
>>147364937
>>147365680
Ah, good! Carry on then! Don't forget that your prince loves you!
Okay, you know the drill
>>147365856
Whoa...tfw you will never get thicc with goatmom
>>147365881
Yes, Sir.
>>147365939
We get in, we wosh, we get out.
>>147365856
>Pukingskeleton.jpg
>>147365939
wosh me daddy~
>>147366030
dworven always drew her like she was made of vanilla puddingso i wonder if she uses her own milk to make pudding
>>147364937
>>147366161Lactation is one of my favourites.
>>147366152
>>147366112
yes
>>147366137
sure?
>>147366161
I like dworven's playful and cheery artwork but never saw the appeal of his lewds
>>147365939
>Crack
>>147366167
>tfw no brother to bathe with
>>147366278
i've been such a dirty boy woshua, please rub me down with your soapy hands
>>147366350
Delete this
>>147361093
Holy shit
That was fucking terrible, never mind no one play that piece of shit and now I regret over posting about it.
things that sucked
>Toriel and Papyrus appear for 5 secs
>Asgore, Undyne, and Alphys don't even appear after the intro and outside of a little bit of a ship tease with Toriel Asgore isn't mentioned in the actual game. Which is still more then Alphys and Undyne got whose house you can see and thats it.
>No boss fights of any kind on the pacifist route. Game literally just ends when you hit the lab after doing a bunch of boring puzzles and fighting a bunch of piss easy enemies
>No mention of Chara, Asriel or Flowey in the pacifist route at least
>even the normal fights were piss easy and you got full HP between each fight
>I want to say it was pure Sans wank but even hes there for like 30 secs and you just talk to him a few times
>game ends with it all being a dream
>Gaster is just saved and that's literally it
what a waste of my time
>>147366429
Sure I will
Wosh you with boiling water
>>147366489
Let's never have expectations again
>>147366624
i love that you know exactly what turns me on, it really gets me goin
>>147366776
I'm actually kind of pissed about how bad it was.
>>147365736
To keep you up at night
>>147366831
>>147365856
>>147366161
She just looks so nice and comfy
>>147366489
That's a shame but I can't say it's unexpected, Uppertale was garbage. I don't have much faith in large-scale fangames thanks to the Pokemon gamehack community, every project either dies or is a sloppy, incoherent mess that a select group of fans overhype because it panders to them in some way.
I'm kinda hoping Yellow turns out okay, it seems like there's a team of people working on it and they know they won't finish it within a year, but who knows.
>>147367007
dont be scared, i want you to take me in the shower and pin me up against the wall while i struggle to receive your huge hose
Since Undyne said that the dump was one of the only reasons the monsters had advanced technology, imagine how much of a shitty place the underground was to live in before some jackass threw a gasoline generator down a hole so gaster could tinker with it and eventually make the core
because it must've been pretty fucking dark when no one had any power in a fucking cave
>>147367283
I don't think this is how Wosh time is supposed to go, Anon.
>>147367454
there are monsters that are literally made of fire
and other monsters that conjure magical fire
there's probably electricity monsters too
>>147367510
oh, my bad. im gonna hit the showers anyway, all this nasty talk got me all sweaty
Do you think Toriel has a stuffing fetish?
>>147366489
>game ends with it all being a dream
Is this a joke?
>>147367690
She has a thing for socks.
I bet she has a really strange fetish that's mostly harmless but she'd really get embarrassed if you figure it out.
>>147367813
No!
It literally ends with you walking down a needlessly long hallway, finding the white Gaster door from the actual game, entering it and then waking up in Sans lab where Gaster is just saved and everything that happen (see a bunch of boring puzzles and hallways with the occasional message from Gaster about how much Sans sucks) was a fucking dream.
>>147367959
Like what? I want to tease her with it.
>>147367690
socks/legwear, musk, creampies, andlove
>>147366489
>>game ends with it all being a dream
:^)
>>147368148
I want to be creampied
>>147361093
Whats this even about?
>>147368247
I miss Dworven
>>147368130
Use your imagination.Maybe she likes it when people nibble on her goat-ears
>>147368273
You've been pied.You are now a pie
>>147368394
Shitty save Gaster fangame.
See >>147366489 for my thoughts on it
>read fic about Papyrus dealing with Sans dying a few years after they're on the surface
>he doesn't want to clean Sans's room because it's the last time he'll ever pick up after him
>end up thinking about how I'm going to handle my parents and older brother dying
aw fuck
>>147368046
>>147368192
I had high hopes initially with the corrupted enemies but now they are crushed if what you say is true, guess I won't bother finishing it now.
>>147368539
Game is like 15 mins long so just finish it so you too can be disappointed
>>147368148
>tfw haven't taken a shower yet today
>tfwthinking about Toriel smelling me and enjoying it
>>147368396
What happened to him?
>>147368743
I don't know, I just realized I haven't seen him around a lot.
>>147368524
Don't live your life worrying about when other people might die. You could have a fatal aneurysm while reading this. Enjoy the time you have with the people you love.
>>147368539
I don't even bother with fangames or anything similar, because I usually expect something terrible. I might check it out if I hear good things about it, but this doesn't look like it's going to be one of those.
>>147368743
I think he stopped coming here, and that's pretty much it.
>>147368743
>>147368848
He called anons names and called us all worthless and then kept shitting on utg.
"Utg is dead to me" on some stream and then was outed along with geek.
>>147369046
>/utg/ got triggered when someone said out shitty general was shitty
shocking
>>147369046
Didn't he come back and clear up what he said and everything was okay?
http://pastebin.com/ke7Laiqi
Here's a new fic I wrote. Frisk/Asriel and Toriel/Asgore, where the whole gang goes down to the pier for the market.
>>147369046
Wait really when did this happen
>>147368635
>>147369043
I guess I'm weird in that I generally give fangames the benefit of the doubt. Sadly I end up dissapointed often like now.
>>147369046
But Geek still hangs out here.
>>147369046
angstrom's the one that said /utg/ is dead to him, dworven said not to take anyone's opinion here seriously
plus they were all 100% accurate about this place, it's a dumpster fire, I just happen to like garbage
How old am I?
>>147369240
Outed in terms of being called out.
>>147369240
Nah i was hyped as fuck and looking forward to it but damn it was so fucking lazy. Like okay sure I get that Sans is by far the most popular character in the fandom but come on you couldn't even have Asgore, Alphys, Mettaton or Undyne just hanging around town? Or even showed how everyone reacted to Gaster coming back?
Fuck even Papyrus and Toriel got one line and the fandom generally loves them.
Fucking grillby got more screentime then mettaton
>>147369380
1000 years
>>147369046
I don't think Geek was there.
We describe the plot of Undertale in the worst way possible
I want to fart into ever echo flower
>>147369046
Geek still comes here
>>147369468
What the fuck did you expect anon, sansfandom is out of control and have been a cancer from the moment tumblergirls saw him.
>"Come to bed, Anon."
>>147369232
10/10
>>147369380
Ten.
>>147369926
>not posting the fried chicken one.
Smol gote parents
>>147369738
Even Sans barely appears though. All he does is talk about fixing the machine and hoping that Gaster isn't mad at him for trapping him in a corrupted dead timeline. Oh and he calls you like twice in the void and the game ends with Gaster saying that Sans was right all along and forgiving him.
Like they could have at least thrown in a Flowey or Asriel nightmare boss fight or something since it was all a dream anyways
>>147369232
10/10 was art
>>147369926
that would be gay Az
>>147370046
Wow, thanks!
>>147370248
You're welcome!Now get that cute butt over here.
>sucking up to drawfags
>>147370189
It's only gay if balls touch.
>>147370189
That's exactly the point anon
>>147370326
>implying its not worth it to get free art
Sluts make it the furthest in life
>>147370316
O-Okay
>>147370335
that was disproven two years ago dude keep up
>>147370398im straight though
>>147370189
No, it's not gay unless you make it gay.
You can sleep in one bed with your best male friend and maybe cuddle and kiss a bit and there is nothing gay about it
>>147370494
Nobody is totally straight.
>>147370494
BUT ITS 2016
>>147337706
Nah, he's just a sociopath flower.
>>147370515
>Cuddle and kiss a bit
Anon that's fucking gay
>>147370515
whoa there pal, you almost got me
>>147370521
im 100% straight actually, its a hard life but its the one god gave me
>>147370569
that was also disproven two years ago
>you will never destroy the world over and over just to spend 30 seconds talking to your soulmate.
It hurts.
All these people lusting after Asriel
It's simultaneously zoophilia and necrophilia. Disgusting.
>>147370728
It's kind of sad when you put it like that.
>>147370736
>necrophilia
Can't be necrophilia if he doesn't leave behind a body.
I guess you could collect the ashes and fuck the urn but monster dust would get in your cock-hole.
>>147370706
N-no, it's platonic cuddling and kissing
I wish we knew someone who went to that orgy. I need a laugh right about now.
My guess is a bunch of sans just fucking each other in this ass and fat folds of there bodies.
>>147370736
Oh, like that webm in trash the other day.
>>147370736
I like Asriel but I don't want to fuck him
>>147370736
And dendrophilia.
>>147370736
I only lust after non-dead goat men
>>147370728
>that pun
fuck you
>>147370494
You won't be after Asriel.
>>147370880
>Platonic
Yeah sure anon.
>>147370905
You just had to bring it up.
>>147370887
It actually happened?
>>147371232
Come on, he told me it was okay
>>147371178
thats not how it works, ive been here 7 months now and still have no homo tendencies
>>147370990
Hey that is completely cool.
>>147370905
Please give context
>tfw have to go mop and scrub and vacuum an entire gym with my mommy
Save me /utg/ I'm too young for this
>>147371764
Fuck off Asriel
So, once everyone leaves underground, will Asriel wander around a bit? Will he find the statue of himself?
>>147371764
Wosh u gym
>>147372042
I don't wanna T__T
>>147371764
Do it. It will earn you good boy points and chicken tendies
>>147371764
Is that a bad thing because you have to clean up a gym or because you have to do it with your mom
>>147371998
He's seen it a million times as flowey. It wouldn't be news to him at all. Only difference is he'll be upset about it rather than constant indifference.
>>147372297
Cleaning the gym, I love my mom
>>147372220
WOSH
>>147372297
/utg/ has likely given him freudian lust for his mother. Especially if she is shaped similar to Toriel.
>>147372360
See? Try not to let her catch you staring.
Draw Anon reluctantly woshing the gym while Woshua supervises.
>>147372456
What?! Ew, no!
Approaching bump and image limit. Comence roll call and image spam.
Botfag here.
>>147372360
Oh, well that's nothing
Come back when you have to wire up a crawl space with the ceiling 3 feet high in 80 degree weather with the ground covered in sharp rocks about 2 inches wide
>>147372587
Tem flakes standing by.
>>147372587
dadfag here
>>147372587
BOTFAG EX
>>147372587
My favorite character is Asgore but i'm not sure if I'd still call myself a dadfag
>>147372587
Why would you spam images?
>>147372587
fag of the asriel kind
>>147372587
Just hanging around in a new dimension,
>>147372820
Who do you post the most?
>>147372587
>>147372776
Bots are banned from spamming crap here I've reported all of you.
>>147372587
momfag here, feeling sleepy
>>147372916
I just remembered cb poster here yesterday, didn't he?
>>147372945
Asgore but i've been kinda getting bored of it and I don't lust after him as much anymore. Like I said hes still my favorite character but i've been ghost posting and skeleton posting a lot more lately
>>147372587
Botfag EX-
NEO. I guess.
>>147372959
ANNOUNCING REPORTS IS A BANNABLE OFFENSE
THE BOTS ARE ON THEIR WAY TO ARREST YOU
>>147373106
I wish I knew...
>>147372587
Bot. About to head out to the beach to watch some illegal fireworks though.
>>147373179
Ah, I think you're still a dadfag until you tip the scales more towards having a different favorite. Just how I see it anyway.
>>147373106
I don't think he posted, they just posted the caps of him an hero-ing.
>>147373106
ye
>>147373106
w-what?
>>147372587
Attack helicopter standing by.
(Asriel is piloting)
>>147373556
he did a request of toriel, I'm pretty sure it was his artstyle
>>147373364
I guess but it seems silly to limit myself like that,especially since they don't have the best rap here anymore.
>>147373556
>>147373673
>>147373489
There he is.
Thanks again for that.
>>147373710
Eh, don't let em bother ya, I like the dadfags. It's not really limiting yourself though, I'm a floweyfag but post almost everyone else all the time, flowey is just number one so that's what I am.
>>147373732
not dead?
>>147374061
sure as shit hope not
For the last few posts of this thread, you find Flowey uprooted on your bed like this.
What do?
>>147374176
Quickly replant him before he dies
>>147374176
Find him a plant plot
>>147373732
Is she sneezing?
I feel like I'm stuck in my own little world again. Hopelessly lost in thought.
>>147374176
i'dgive him my seed
>>147374240
>>147374263
>>147374176
Put him in a pot and inform him that the bed is reserved for someone else.
>>147374271
Yes.
I drew a thing.
>>147374829
nice thing
Bread's in the oven
>>147374829
Looks good, fampoopoo
>>147374829
Great thing
>>147374746
Hot.
>bump limit before image
huh
Early, but it's a slow day apparently
Go when bready
>>147375012
>>147375012
>>147375012
>>147375012
>>147375012
>>147375012
Goodnight, brothers. Have fun in the next thread.
>>147364937Am I too late?
>>147375195
SPAM FASTER
>>147375306
Spam me daddy
>>147375195
it happened twice yesterday
>>147374889
>>147374939
>>147374940
Thanks, I'm glad you like it!
kill the thread
nibl
>>147375718
can do!
So, what does everyone think of this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YDYSEJ0e0Q
>>147380584
That was a thoughtful design.