/owg/ Overwatch General

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Post Character Songs

https://youtu.be/NrI-UBIB8Jk

>Play vs AI some because I'm really bored
>Go bastion because I've never heard sextuple kill
>Enemy team always walks together in a single file line
>Bot team has a reaper and he floats out the second I start firing.
>Finally bait it from behind, then kill them
well
I heard it at least

>>147318358
Fun fact, D.va is manually shooting down projectiles when using her defense matrix. She just puts power into the mech to keep up with her reflexes.

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D.va is getting her critbox on mech removed! rejoice D.va mains!.

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>>147318441

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XCr0bsng60Y

>>147318485
Post proofs.

>>147318404
I know pharah isn't an amputee, but a lot of people are.

Also symmetra's other hand is probably robot.

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>>147318358
Self destruct now explodes on impact

There, fixed

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2happy

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http://www.strawpoll.me/10651677

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http://www.strawpoll.me/10651677

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>on Dorado attack
>bastion with a wall behind him and a pocket Mercy
>this looks like a job for Dirty Dan
>go through the side path
>crouch walk to the side just out of vision
>ult
>he still doesn't see me
>but mercy does
>she runs to cover instead of shooting to signal you are there
>shoot him when it's charged and some other fucker that happened to be in my LoS
>kill the Mercy too
>kill a random ass Reaper that tries to salvage that
>git da fuck outta there with no consequences
So /owg/ what's the stupidest shit you've got away with?

Dva has long yummy korean feets

>>147318594
how do you get so lucky with team mates
or do you queue with people

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>comp play
>4 are grouped on my team
>one of them mentions we need another junkrat on mic since apparently im not doing a good job
>get 4 gold medals
>52 eliminations as junk
>also won the game(i never switched from junk)
>i also get PoTG
>my card is first up there
>guy on mic's card didn't even show up

i seriously hate playing with groups who queue together. it's like they're incapable of criticizing themselves our their buddies.

>>147318358
>D.va is the best, she plays to win!
must be why she's total garbage in reality

waifufags are the most deluded people

>>147318359
Sure, in quick play

>>147318585
On impact?

So if they use it on the ground it automatically explodes?

>>147318485
why are you lying, why would you do this

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I want to FUCK Lucio

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>>147318358
Is this the /footfriend/ edition?

How do I into Roadhog? I feel like I need to learn him to be effective as a flexible tank/support in ranked.

>>147318667
yea, no shit

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If you were to buff McCree, how would you do it?

Altering the damage of Fan The Hammer is not an option

>>147318726
LIMP
HOTDOGS

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He never changed off of hanzo until the last minute of the game where he changed off to widowmaker. I think he only ever got a single headshot, not sure about total kills.

The rest of the players were at least 40 to 70 and most likely not mentally retarded

Why do you do this blizzard.

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>>147318485

don't toy with my emotions

waiting for the buff to become a D. Va main...

>>147318675
the ground doesn't count
if casted while standing still it works as normal

>>147318749
increase Fan's rate of fire, give it a cooldown

>>147318749
why not? it should do 300 but have at least twice the spread so you need to be in someone's asshole to do it
then make roll go at least twice as far and restore 75hp

>>147318726
It bothers me more than it should that she's not smug.

Does leaving in character select give a leaver penalty? I'm sick of having to fucking run the clock on those 1 minute til loss games that it keeps throwing me into.

>>147318749
Flash is longer by half a second
Another 10 damage to his shots period (i.e. Tracer gets 1 shot on crit as it should)

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>>147318749
Literally put him back the way he was, and make the roll a pure mobility option and not reload the gun.
I don't know why they didn't just do this.

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>>147318746
If you can't land the hooks you can't play roadhog. Master those and then left click+Melee to win. Also that self heal can tank through a lot of damage, don't be afraid to just pop that shit in the middle of a team fight.

>>147318749
slightly increase left click damage and reduce damage fall off
increase roll distance so you can actually use it to escape instead of just using it to reload

protip: dont play placement matches solo.

you will end up in a skill rating consisted of rank25-50 who can't play the game, and your whole season is ruined because you cant just carry a whole team by yourself.

for next season I will use cheats through the placements.

>>147318749
>If you were to buff McCree, how would you do it?
>Buff
>McCree

>>147318746
learn to aim

hook people

headshot them with M2 once hooked.(if done right, should kill 90% of heroes in 1 shot)

always heal if you're <60%

don't worry about healing when someone is literally attacking you

dont rely on ult to kill people

the main thing is getting good at hooking people.

>>147318812
During set up it gives you a penalty. If you leave during actual character selection it doesn't.

>>147318841
>>147318826

I know this is pure cheese but I think you should be able to roll mid jump.

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>>147318812
The only time it's safe to leave in quick play is during assemble team, if you get backfilled into a lost game just suck it up and take your bonus xp

>>147318726
Nothing ever is

>>147318641
Pulled off a charge -> ult -> firestrike rush on point A Anubis attack as Rein and survived

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>>147318854
>headshot them with M2 once hooked.

>>147318854
>don't worry about healing when someone is literally attacking you

don't trust this shitter

>>147318847
>you cant just carry a whole team by yourself.
reaper does that pretty well, i have no idea why you are so angry that you will
>use cheats through the placements.
for no reason

>>147318854

>Alt fire after hook

You mistyped, right?

>>147318749
Increase rate of fire and sharpness on fan the hammer. Back when it was 70 dmg per bullet it was okay for a shot or 2 to miss from the sporadic uncontrollable spread~ now it's not so okay for 1 bullet to miss

>>147318854
Do you feel like RoadHog is the tank with the most imapct in a game that is not PayLoad? I can't play tanks for shit but I wonder if I should practice RoadHog or just keep playign ReinHardt

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D.va buffs when?

>>147318854
>don't worry about healing when someone is literally attacking you
this is beyond wrong
I lost count of how many times simply healing while I was being attacked saved my life

>>147318963
>i can't read:the post

>>147318834
>>147318854
There any particular nuance to landing the hook? I play a pretty accurate Pharah so I'm not super concerned about missing a bunch. I'm gonna queue a bunch of qp and try him out now.

>>147318747
did you think there weren't people who played genji for 10 hours straight in ranked?

>>147318749
I wouldn't buff him, but give his roll a small distance increase would be nice. Increase his m1 damage at extremely short range, or just make it crit for x2.5.
Reason? a big ass revolver hitting you at point blank or in the head should be more menacing.

>>147318970
waifu characters need to be shit or everyone will play them

>>147318976
>I lost count of how many times simply healing while I was being attacked saved my life

so..you're agreeing?

because it clearly says "don't worry about healing when you're being attack", as in, you SHOULD do it.

>>147318847
Enjoy your perma ban

>>147318726
yes

>>147318826
because lolstunM2 was still enough to gib anything up to Zarya
and people always forget he still had his powerhouse left clicks while being able to instantly gib tanks
now that Fan damage is nerfed, they should boost its accuracy

Worst fucking matchmaking since forever. Literally dota tier niggershit.

>>147318854
>don't worry about healing when someone is literally attacking you

is it opposite day today

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>>147318985
>cant comprehend

I didn't suggest altering the damage, I only suggested altering the way it works

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>>147318967
>RoadHog

>>147318986
It's hard to describe, you hook different characters differently. Tanks/Bastion/snipers just aim center mass but really mobile characters you just have to clock the time/distance the hook goes and try to put it where you think they're going to be.

>>147319047
There should be a drinking game about matchmaking posts at this point.

>Only level 30
>Getting teams of multiple 100+s and a few 200s.
Cmon Blizzard I can't learn the heroes and maps if I keep getting matched with these ultra tryhards...

>>147319057
>can't read

>>147319019

How do I git gud with Hanzo and Genji like that seagull guy?

>>147319078
seagull is cheating so you dont

>>147318441
This nigga is a fucking god at sudden death. Get 2 hogs and a mercy and you're pretty much unstoppable.for the 2m or so sudden death takes

>spend all day going from rank 51 to 55
>go back down to 52 in just a few games
fuck this

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>>147318441

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBwS66EBUcY

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>>147318854
>headshot them with M2 once hooked
this is my favorite meme
and I see it all the time

>>147319021
>>147318924
low ranks detected

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>>147319018
This would be fine too.

>>147318656
que with pros

>>147318986
you have to aim a bit ahead of people like with pharah, the hitbox is pretty large so it's not that hard though
t. ex-soldier main with 75% average hook accuracy

>>147318201

LISTEN TO THE FUCKING GAME
LISTEN FOR FUCKING FOOT STEPS YOU MONGOLOID CUNT

>>147319091
>cheating with projectile heroes
point me to that fancy new aimbot that can predict player movement

GIVE TRACER BETTER LEGO'S BLIZZARD FUCKING HELL.

SHE'S THE FUCKING POSTER GIRL FOR OVERWATCH.

>>147319075
Just because you bought the game yesterday doesn't make everyone else tryhards

>>147319075
being high level really doesn't mean they're tryhard at all.

it simply means they have played more games, and if they played games with friends, then they're leveling +20% faster.

the exp required never increases after a certain point(level 25 I think)

>>147319091
So this is the new trendy meme you guys are spouting?

>>147318826
That skin a mid? Looks badass

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>Sudden Death Push
>Playing Hanzo/Genjii/Widowmaker/Bastion

>>147319075
level is pretty meaningless besides competitive mode and even then it isn't a good judge on individual skill as much as it is teamwork which is more important

>go from 54 to 59 over a night of hard matches
>lose one game and get sent down to 55
the fact that blizzcucks defend this and defend the coinflip meta is atrocious

>>147319150
where do I find people like that

i'd be playin lùcio 24/7 if he was a hot white grill

>>147319180

I know a lot of you like to just dismiss it as a meme, but it really is just a game. You -need- to calm down.

>>147319114
I literally can't listen to this song without thinking about upgrading my rig anymore.

>>147318749
Remove falloff damage from M1, and make FtH have a consistent pattern instead of random.

>>147319182
>point me to that fancy new aimbot that can predict player movement
are you new? aimbots pre adjusting towards other players movement while trying to shoot a projectile based weapon exists since forever

>>147319243

No one actually defends it. Even the official forums are calling it dumb

>>147318892
Nah, I'll just take the kick due to inactivity.

>>147319243
Did you actually go down 4 ranks with one loss or are you just exaggerating

>>147319243
What? Do you lose more ranks the higher you climb or something? Because right now I only lose 1 rank per loss(47)

1 loss = 4 ranks down?
that would suck incredibly bad. i don't think I'd even bother with comp if that's the case

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>>147319250
You should still play him he's pretty much one of the most fun characters

>>147319243
>lose one game and get sent down to 55
things that didn't happen

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>>147319250
word, they just had to shoehorn a nigger into the game

>>147319297
okay
so why don't you point me to it like I asked

>>147318749
Buff it back to the way it was, but put it on a 10 or so second cooldown. It should be a fuck you in the face like Reaper, but only in a burst.

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R8 oc

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There is no hero that can use an orbital strike ability.

Why is this so?

>>147319356
they already had winston

>>147319243
>lose one game and get sent down to 55
did you lose to a stack of 30's or something or did you just exaggerate

>>147319398
reap/10

>>147319346
>the game is perfect dont criticize it

>>147319403
>implying
D.Va's mech call can damage and potentially kill enemies that are caught under it

>>147319431
you can't lose 4 ranks in one game shut the fuck up

>>147319336
The most I've ever gained was almost a full rank and the most I've ever lost was almost a full rank. Then again, the widest underdog bonus I've seen so far is a team average difference of 1.

>>147319243
>dropping over 2 full ranks for a single loss

I don't believe that happened.

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Best cute/hot girlfriend, wife and mother

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>>147318441

https://youtu.be/l6eSksEp27U?t=1m24s

>>147319398
2edgy5me/10

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Mei is hottest

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Name: CIA
Role: Defence
HP: 200
Weapon: 9mm Pistol. 25 DMG per round, subject to falloff. Hitscan. 30 rounds per mag. Fires 5 rounds per second. 2 seconds Reload time. Can Headshot.
Ability 1: He Didn't Fly So Good!: CIA tackles an enemy to the ground and fires his 9mm Pistol close to their ear, disorientating them for a few seconds. Cooldown: 10 seconds.
Ability 2: I'm CIA: CIA adopts his iconic power stance, giving him and anyone in his AOE a DMG buff and a small amount of HP regen. Cooldown: 15 seconds.
Ultimate: I'm In Charge Here!: CIA gains 200 Armor and a DMG and ROF buff. Duration: 6 seconds.

>>147319490
More like the coldest

>Win 50% of placements
>all 10 games i had most damage, most obj time and most eliminations
>Rank 45
The climb begins

>>147319490
FAT ACCEPTANCE IS NOT OK

>>147319403
i would consider pharah, d.va and hanzo to be artillery strike abilities, i know you meant orbital but can you imagine winston calling down a beam or some shit because hes from the moon?

>>147318656
>immediately blames team mates
spot the shitter

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>tfw 10 game lossstreak

When does it end? When do i stop seeing teams with guys barely lvl 20 fighting against 100+? Its not even fun anymore

>>147319513
>Win 30% placements
>only get gold medal in a few of them, probably less than <5
>Rank 46

ouch.
did you play support/tank or something

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>>147319510
Why do I want this?

>>147319513
You're lying. Because I had golds in most if not all of my games, lost 4-6 and placed 54.

>people who say they lose a full rank for a loss
Literally git gud. Most I ever lose is like 60% of a bar because I'm not a sandbagging shitter

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>>147318485
>uncritable d.va mech
dear god no

Why does McCree have fall off damage
Why is Mei invulnerable during her self heal
Why does Reapers ability that helps him flank also work as an escape
Why does winstons shield have such a shit uptime
Why is the matchmaking so shit

Why is Blizzard incapable of Balancing

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>>147319398

Paging Doctor Killshot, ka-pow

>>147319598
why are you such a shitter

>>147319561
More games than not i ended up tanking for the whole game

>>147319570
Just the way it goes i guess
>Blizzard matchmaking
>being a science
pick 1

>>147319245
What do you mean? They're not hiding

>>147319541
I have 48 gold medals in 35 games
I've played poorly maybe 3 or 4 games out of those
I really don't think it's me most of the time
solo queuing is a fucking struggle

>>147319570
He's probably not desu
I did about the same and got placed there as well
Though I did my placements at level 25 so the game probably has a set high to where you can place in ranked if you have a low level

>>147319467
D.Va's old enough to be wife and mother, but the image search for such things is sparse and disappointing.

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Name: Bane
Role: Tank
HP: 200, 200 Armor
Weapon: Fists. Bane swings his big fists at the enemy. 65 DMG per swing. 2 swings per second. Can Headshot.
Ability 1: He Wasn't Alone: Bane summons a Mercenary to fight along side him. 150 HP. 12 DMG per round. Hitscan. 20 rounds per mag. Fires 10 rounds per second. 1.5 seconds Reload time. Can't headshot. Cooldown: 10 seconds. Only 1 Mercenary can be out at a time.
Ability 2: Big Guy For You: Bane takes a deep breath from his mask, restoring a portion of his HP. Cooldown: 8 seconds.
Ultimate: The Fire Rises: Bane throws down a targeting beacon and radios Smee and Maimen, ordering them to crash a Central Intelligence Agency aircraft, causing massive AOE DMG.

>>147319561
I thought the team is getting ranked collectively?

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>>147318441
https://youtu.be/JNM5mFQ9siI

Reminder that if you play solo you will not have fun

>>147319598
McCree has fall off damage because he used to get Mercy boosted and fucking rapid fire destroy people with pinpoint accuracy from across the map. Now that fan the hammer is nerfed he could do with less fall off probably, but he definitely can't go back to having no falloff at all.

Cool fucking game Blizz, Tracer, Genji, and Reaper every fucking game with literally no counter.

>>147319078
help pls

>>147319091
he's just that good

>>147319692

But I play solo and have fun

>people who go the same pathway despite multiple entrances on the map.
why?

>>147319598
His shield isn't supposed to be like Reinhardt's it's supposed to keep you safe while shocking opponents to death who have to come closer to you if they want to do any damage.

>>147319678
No.
It's based on your MMR and personal performance.

Someone on your team could have gotten 5 ranks higher than you did if they performed well. It's to prevent carrying.

>>147319715
>Having trouble with Tracer and Genji
How bad are you? Reaper is pretty strong though.

>>147319653
how do you get people to carry you when playing a no skill support role is what I mean
are you a girl giving out nudes or something

>>147318834
>not big bertha femme roadhog

Kys

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Cool fucking game Blizz, pharah and reinhardt every fucking game with literally no counter.

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>>147318441
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmBaILGdMQk

>>147319742
Nice b8 pretty good b8 actually, Infact this is probably the best b8 I've seen in weeks keep up the good work m8.

>>147319715
Come on you already know what the counter is.

>>147319715
>what is competent sniper, competent team, and pharah?

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>>147318441

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOr0na6mKJQ

>>147319715
>Tracer and Genji
There are heroes meant specifically to deal with squishy and slippery fuckers with almost no aim required. Are you just a retard looking to be spoonfed? Fuck off.

It truly is an uphill climb playing competitive solo queue. For every close loss, there is a loss due to somebody quitting, and several losses due to teammates who make idiotic character selections. Every time I think I am making progress, I fall in a downward shit spiral.

>>147319546
Never

Just play characters you want to play and fluff their stats so then baby's will complain to blizzard how shit the matchmaking is

>>147319796
76 and widow counter pharah

Cool fucking game Blizz, Zenyatta and D.Va every fucking game with literally every counter.

>>147319692
But I'm level 85 and have never once queued with someone.

I'm also rank 56.
It's understandable that some people are bad and need their buddies to hold their hand while they play.

Cool fucking game Blizz, Lucio and Zarya every fucking game with literally no counter.

>>147319078
genji is just about remembering to jump up and down and dash in between shurikens

hanzo...i guess is the same shit, remember to climb walls

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>>147318441
https://youtu.be/HgD8-Ree07I

>>147319852
B-but you have to, like, aim and shit.

>>147319078

Practice 12 hours a day 7 days a week

>>147319752
How the fuck is that even fair? Now there's even less reason to play support.

>>147319692
I only play ranked with a premade, it isn't fun at all solo. Quick play is way more fun when queuing solo now.

So what are the tiers for rank?
When can you call yourself "gud"?

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the mere thought of competitive makes me sick, like i ate something bad and fight with the nausea

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>>147319250
Lucio is perfect
Sexualize him

>>147319570
had always atleast one gold medal
played 6 - 4
get 47
blizzard mane

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>>147318441
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ce5zaDhvhm4

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>>147319796
> Pharah
> No counter

>Drop Tracer bomb
>Recall back a few seconds
>Don't get my ultimate back

Wowwwww wtf Blizz???

>>147319842
I wonder if it ever gets better. Maybe people aren't so braindead at 60+?

>>147318854
You have to be rank 35 holy shit

Cool fucking game Blizz, Counter every fucking Route 66 with literally everyone floating above it.

>>147319490
disgusting fatty

>mfw have only seen 1 widow in my comp matches

wow, that nerf really fucked shitties huh.

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>>147319980
What are you on about

>>147319570
I went 5-5 with 3-4 golds every game and was placed at 49. Though I did play when koth was bugged

>>147319993
Why do you think Hanzo usage went up like crazy after her nerf?

>>147320019
the counter in the attacker spawn room on route 66

you float above it when you try to go to the back of it

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>>147318441
>All this McCree love
Someone get spotifyfag in here, controibuting https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pHQuCezmLE

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>zarya ults
>throw my tracer bomb on it
>kills 5 people
>everyone goes crazy
>single handedly won the game
>FRONT PAGE OF REDDIT HERE WE COME
>dont feel like i actually did anything

>>147320049
Oh

Couldn't you just switch characters and it will move you?

>>147319019
Gf: hey did you go get milk today?
You: don't worry about it

If you think this says she should go get the milk then you have extremely crippling autism.

>>147318726
I don't usually like feet, but I want Tracer's toes in my mouth.

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>finally try Torb on Illios
>they don't even cap the point
>the salt is pouring down on me from the enemy team of my complete lack of skill

10/10.

>>147318834
>thin Streetsow
You're not just wrong, you're stupid.

>>147320093
Zarya won the game, not you.

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>>147319467

>>147320093
Zarya did

>>147320161
Zarya doesn't win any games. She's a cunt.

man surefour's aim always looks weird as fuck

like once his aim gets close to them it gets locked on

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>>147320093
>Reinhardt ults a chokepoint
>FIRE IN THE HOLE
>Take out 5 people
>Everyone runs over to the impact zone to emote and rejoice
>HELDEN STERBEN NICHT

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>>147320130
you dont know salt until you play bastion

>>147318485
[citation needed]

>>147319378
fuck off spoonfed retard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CX_0Klx83bE

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>>147320165

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You get a star when you reach level 100 right?
Is this person level 400?

>>147320252
yep

>>147320115
completely different context

people worry about healing when being attacked because they think they'll die

its saying dont worry about healing

its pretty simple

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>>147318441
Actual superior
https://youtu.be/l6eSksEp27U

They say I'm the best with a gun in the west
https://youtu.be/wTWh2nCh5eE

>>147320252

More like autsim

Post your Reap pics

>>147320218
I wanna git gud at Bastion for this level of attention.

>>147318358
OFFICIAL BEST SMELLING SHIT HOLES IN OVERWATCH POWER RANKINGS:

1. PHARAH
2. TRACER
3. MERCY
4. WIDOWMAKER
5. ZARYA
6. MEI
7. SYMMETRA
8. D. VA

THIS IS INDISPUTABLE.

>>147319772
That's not how it works, and if you think so then nothing I say can help you!

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>>147320247
The best

>Mei getting hit, try to heal her
>retreats, sets up iceblock, traps me in front of the enemy team
>die horribly

I don't know what I was expecting.

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Should they put in limited ammo? I feel they wanted to but didn't know how to make it feel natural.

>>147320252
Yes.
That person has absolutely no life outside playing Overwatch.

Most likely a NEET and plays 14 hours a day.

Either that or some professional gamer that gets paid to do it.

>>147320239
> TF2 experimental plugin
> simple, physics movement
> lack of displacing abilities
lol, mad proofs there champ.

Nice game you have kids, stick to it and don't ever come back to league again, thanks and have fun. XD see? I said have fun, hahahaha get i? XDdD.
But seriously stay the fuck away from league now.

>>147320130
>every 6 hero meme comp I end up on in QP just leads to a free win for the enemy team
>join in on an all torb on defense
>zero hours in him
>put turret near spawn and die immediately to simple geometry
>get a bunch of kills waiting for respawn
>stays up for half the match
>enemy Zen keeps dying trying to get rid of it
>we fucking win

>>147320327
fucking horrendous medical condition

>>147320327
What the fuck is this shit
mercy is not fat, delete this

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>>147318441
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nf670orHKcA

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>>147320297
Shit forgot mine

>>147320314
that's exactly what it is though
mercy's skill ceiling is slightly above everyone else's skill floor
you're getting carried hard

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>>147320297
Sleepy reepy

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>>147320192
Sometimes she does.

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>>147320297
Posted it yesterday

>>147320252
> What is account sharing?

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https://watcher.gg/leaderboard/timePlayed/-1/0/pc

>people with 14+ days playtime already

>>147320379
you cant ONLY play mercy just because "oh my, pls let me support while you guys carry" I still have to adapt to the game and play a good tracer or zarya every now and again

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>>147320327
Cute and cuddly wife is best wife

>>147320359
Are you implying your playerbase isn't entirely made up of said kids? For them to never be in LoL again would mean LoL losing all its players.

>>147320334
They'd have to make a support or someone like Torbjorn give ammo and they'd instantly have 100%pick rate, to the point that limited ammo was pointless

>>147320397
She's broken.
Takes no skill to play at the moment.

You keep 100% charge damage even at 0% level.

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>>147320423

>>147320464
??? what

>>147320334
Most of the guns use pulse munitions which regenerate or some shit

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>>147318441
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-rj8HVW3PQ

>>147320484
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZNdYw-I8Mc

She'll get nerfed soon.
Finally no more annoying Zarya's.

>>147320484
M2 damage is floored at the highest you reach and does not come back down accordingly with the charge decreasing.

>>147320529
>>147320537
meh, m2 isn't that great anyway compared to m1 and if you ult before you have charge you're doing it wrong anyway

good to know though

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So a while back, someone posted an image of their death by the hands of a defending Torbjorn Turret at the final point of Numbani. Obviously, it's a BS turret placement spot but if anyone has the image I'm talking about OR can refer me to the position that seems to be hidden behind trees yet the turret can see the attackers no problem, that'd be great.

Thank you

Consolebro here just finished placement and went 2-8 rank 37 does it get any better guys?

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>>147320239
>fuck off spoonfed retard
>he says while spoonfeeding to preserve his internet pride

>>147319407
xD

When is it a bad idea to pick mercy?

>>147320464
No. If you hit someone with right click, the current charge damage stays until you or they die.

50% charge hit on Lucio, he fucks off, your charge goes down to 0%, you right click Lucio and the Roadhog right next to him, it's going to hit Lucio for the 50% charge damage and Roadhog for the 0% charge damage.

This doesn't have as big an effect as you might believe, because it resets every time you OR the zarya is killed. And it rarely happens for a 100% zarya not to outright kill you, then go to a significantly lower charge and murder you afterwards. It IS a bug and should be fixed, but it's pretty low on the list of things that make her so bloody annoying right now.

>>147320334
>>147320507
I liked Mass Effect 1's overheat mechanic (when it didn't bug out). It rewarded firing in bursts to hold off overheating and punished mindlessly spamming shots. I wish a hero in this game used something like it.

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>>147320378

>>147319972

Yeah, I wonder if I can make it to 60 without a group. I just want to get away from all the Torbs, Hanzos, (bad) Genjis, Widowmakers, and Meis.

>>147320615
Do you really think it's the same anon coming back 20 minutes later?

>>147319398
I actually just want the reaper names without all the altering you did to them
so
7/10 but I'm sad

Mercy deserves to be mutilated, raped and beaten for being such a shitty pacifist.

>>147320608
No

>>147320647
D.Va could use it. Remove movement penalty, add overheat that slows your firerate and movement speed to compensate.

>>147320529
Still, an ult and dropping 80-charge energy grenades on a stack of 4 stuck opponents is going to do a ton of damage, not all that much less than dropping bugged 100-charged energy grenades on them would.

>>147320634
On KotH with no Lucio.

>>147320663
Yes I really think you came back 20 minutes later with your findings

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>>147319981
>>147319534
Mei is not fat!
There is no sign of Blizzard ever intending to make her a fatty.

>tfw if they do release a non-arctic gear skin for her, they'll have to make her a fatass so the character model and hitbox are still consistent

>>147320703
t. reaper main

>>147320634
when your team can't deal damage or live

>>147320727
Wasnt that just concept art? I think ingame shes pretty fat dude.
and shes way better as a fatty

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>>147318441
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiDI4GZMVF0

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>>147320647
Bastion is getting it, D. Va could use it.

how the fuck am I supposed to counter reinhardt

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>>147320378
this is my WIP

>Implying bad mercy fanart won't save humanity from the omnic crisis

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>>147318441
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QvMcQ2Eejo

>>147320803
dude just shoot his rectangle lmao

>>147320813
>>147320378
>>147320652
I never get any cool reaper sightings.

Bummer.

>>147319295
>Remove falloff damage from M1
They removed it in the first place for a reason, anon.

>>147320803
You gang up on him and bang on his metal head until he falls down.

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>play about 30 minutes every other day
>~30 hours played total
>don't play enough to learn the game
>never develop muscle memory for aiming
>don't want to play because bad
>stay bad because of not playing enough

anyone else in this hell?

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>>147319243
>lose 3 entire comp levels over 3 games
>one level per game
>one because a useless honzo refused to change
>one because two people left the game on our team
>one because of a coin flip

that underdog buff is no joke

>>147320803
Pro tip: To defeat the cyber-reinhardt shoot at it until it dies

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>>147320093
>Overtime
>sneak around the back of sight
>ITS HIGH NOON
>get team kill and cap the point
>only one guy on my team says good job
>everyone commends our roadhog

>>147320851
They usually fuck up your team when on the enemy and are 100% useless on yours

>>147320803
Pin him before he pins you. Or pin eachother at the same time and hope your team kills him before you stand back up

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>>147318441
https://youtu.be/SDTZ7iX4vTQ

>surefour rank 80 solo queue

WTF?

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>>147320918
Just play reinhardt, winston, mercy, and other shit that don't need aim and you're fine. Got level 62 after placement matches and I can barely aim at all.

>>147320961
he aimbots foursure

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>>147318441

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYU-8IFcDPw

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Anyone on EU rank 60 +/-2 want to play with me in a few hours? Looking for 1 to 2 people who think they're hot shit and permanently carrying people and only succeeding half the time ;---)

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>>147320957
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40JmEj0_aVM

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>>147320918
Yes

will they eventually fix reload animation cancel or is that a feature

>>147320946
>wanting to be congratulated for pressing Q
Its like you think you have some skill or something.

>Usually play anything but support
>Normally go Lucio when no one else will support
>Friend asks to play with me
>Picks Bastion
>I decide to try Mercy to damage boost him
>Don't just stick with him, help the whole team out
>He tells me to follow him and I do
>Win a few games
>He starts ordering me to heal him up
>Makes jokes about me being his little girlfriend
Send help I think I've gone too deep

>>147320851
>>147320947
Yeah, they tend to be utter shit, but just like your standard retards, if you can wrangle them properly they can do some pretty good damage against a tank-heavy comp.

>>147321025
the only animation cancelling that does something is hammering torb's turret

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>>147321038
I had gold in kills, damage, and objective time too

>>147320771
She's not fat, she's just thick.
Her jawline is too defined.

She wouldn't have rolls or anything.

>>147320786
>Bastion is getting it

Can you source that?

Level 47 here, how the fuck do you make it out of the 40s, holy shit I usually get gold or silver medals every match, but the thing is that I will never win or lose twice in a row, ffs please

>>147321085
she's an endomorph

>>147321126
its a feature
you've found your mmr peak and now will endlessly crab bucket over eachother in an attempt to climb up only to constantly knock eachother down

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LET ME SEE YOUR OVERTIME FACES

>>147320727
>that recessed jaw
fucking disgusting
voice like a catfight, ugly as puke
who would ever marry a female gook?

what's the lowest rank in top 500 right now?

>>147321169
Or find a group of decent players to play together

>>147321069
Explain

Do you hammer and then melee to hammer again faster?

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>>147321189

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>>147321189

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Why does my overbuff not show my quickrank?

Is being toxic in chat really bannable or is it just a reddit meme

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>>147321189

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>>147318441
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bR-s4ReIxJo

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>>147321189

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>>147321189

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>>147321189

>>147321214
you hammer swap to your primary and then back to hammer and repeat it until its level 2.

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>>147321189

>>147321220
Why would you care about quickmatch ranking, especially at this state of matchmaking

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>>147319434
>a nuke is the same thing as an orbital strike

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>>147321189
AAAAAGHH

>>147321203
70's

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>>147321189
LUCIO STAND ON THE FUCKING POINT STOP JET SET SKATING AROUND IT YOU FUCKING PORCH MONKEY

>>147321274
because I'm curious

6 W 4 L placement matches, calibrated at 49.

Fucking disgraceful. I had a 4 win streak at the start, too, but it just came tumbling down.

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>>147321189

>>147321275
Not the Self Destruct, the Call Mech. It does 50 damage in close range when you summon it down.

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>>147318441

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7tzi8wkYgI

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>friend bought Overwatch for PC
>he's been a console games all his life so he refuses to swap to KBM
>"anon I think I'm really liking Widow, I'll main her with you
>his stats so far

I mean I know he's just starting out but, God help me

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>>147321189

>>147321069
You can cancel for roadhog and genji too

>>147320634
when your ult isnt 100% necessary cause its the only reason you use her

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>>147321189

Hold on, let me just get this.

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>>147321189
>its a "WE CAN HAVE AN HOUR LONG GAME XDDD" because they won't stop abusing overtime episode

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>>147321189