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RYUJIN NO KEN WO KURAE

tracer

Reminder to
>GET BEHIND THE RECTANGLE YOU FUCKING RETARDS; IF IT WERE MADE FOR JUST ME, IT WOULDN'T BE SO BIG!

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Fourth for shipping.

>Genji and Hanzo study the art of the samurai for years and were able to climb walls because of their practice
>Junkrat puts spikes on a tire

>Pharah has military grade equipment that cost millions of dollars and is state of the art
>Junkrat put a bunch of old scrap from a car together
>They both do 120 damage

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I want to _____ pharah

>>147307343
She can heal Bastion no problem, make of that what you will.

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I want to masturbate to overwatch lewd art. None of this sfm shit.

Mie and Bastion are probably really good friends; it may even be a mother/son kind of relationship

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>Think it's going to be a good game with no tryhards this time
>Enemy has two Reapers

I'd like to play something other than Pharah, please.

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Not sure why, but ever since about 30 minutes ago, I've had extreme lag with the game.

It's odd since I haven't had any troubles to the game so far.

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>playing against a guy named Bloodman92
>bitches about our Bastion
>he's playing as Junkrat

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>place 57
>top 14% of all players
wew

>>147307462
The secret treasure Junkrat found was a God Program that teaches him how to build superweapons out of trash.

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xth for I keep missing Reaper ign posts and my collage would probably be done by now if I was attentive

>>147307465
land direct hits with

>have over 63% or so of MMR
>NOW ARRIVING AT _________ PREPARE YOUR DEFENSES
>leave during setup because solo defense equals a loss
>retry
>NOW ARRIVING AT _________ PREPARE YOUR DEFENSES
>NOW ARRIVING AT _________ PREPARE YOUR DEFENSES
>NOW ARRIVING AT _________ PREPARE YOUR DEFENSES
>NOW ARRIVING AT _________ PREPARE YOUR DEFENSES

Jesus christ fuck off game im not playing defense at high MMR, also is there a counter for good Tracers, beside a Pharah predict which is way rare

>>147307427
I don't trust pug Reinhardts to not just drop their shield and charge in.

>>147307559
You won't keep your rank anon. It will plummet and you'll rage.

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Shameless self promotion.:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHpbTKuS_NQ

btw this is a joke i actually love junkrat

>>147307591
>also is there a counter for good Tracers

No.

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>>147307584
holy kek

So Mercy is a world-renowned doctor and surgeon, but how far does this apply to cybernetic prosthesis? Say someone gets their artificial arm damaged, no organic components to it, how much would she be able to help with that? I imagine that she would need to know her stuff, but what would the man/machine ratio need to be before she realizes that she needs to pass that to someone else?

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d va

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>you will never feel Tracer rest her face against your chest as you hug her

>pick reaper
>disregard team
>go absolutely fucking ape shit and solokill anyone 1v1, even tanks drop before they can react
>then go invulnerable and pick up a health pack and do it again
>then press q and kill 2/3 people as they spawn to get my team even more free time

woah le edgy man is bretty good

>>147307591
Reaper can 1 shot headshot tracer at both of their effective ranges

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>Play a soul-draining ranked game on Volskaya where we lose after playing a billion rounds
>Decide to play quick play instead
>Now arriving at Volskaya Industries

Jesus christ map blacklisting fucking when

Cyka industries is by far the worst map in the game, it isnt fun to play at any point

>>147307689
She just pumps people full of nano machines, they do all the work.

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>>147307574
>was a God Program
Ah hell, that makes way too much sense

>Junkrat has a captured God Program that he uses to help plan his heists, that's why he's so effective

>>147307591
>predict
You're wasting your time. Just ignore them and shoot straight forward, they always seem to run right into it. Aiming with pharah is overrated.

>That symmetra on defense that doesn't bother swapping when the enemy is on the final push of the payload
>Puts a teleporter up that saves maybe half a second if we're lucky

Why the fuck do they do this?

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Post genji memes

>>147307337
She's a corpse in that pic.

>>147307840
whats the difference?

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>>147307465
Softly cuddle with

>>147307749
it's not even close to the worst map.

Anubis is god awful and Dorado starts off as a train wreck

>>147307840
I don't see the problem here.

>Finish placements
>5-5
>48

Welp

I guess it wasnt as bad as it could have been, but really fuck ranked 10 games in and I can already tell its going to be the same shitshow that league ranked was

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>>147307839

>>147307840
>implying that's a bad thing.

:^)

>>147307830
Because most enemies walk right into her webcams and she does a ton of damage without having to aim.

>>147307489
sfm shit is good if people don't fuckin' post futa shit

>>147307462
Roadhof has 600 health and zero armor
it's obviously because they're Australian

>>147307840
Where's the issue?

>>147307593
Have faith in your iron giant of Aryan fury made manifest, anon.
Also, always be scoping out cover to go to if he does drop, preferably cover that lets you advance to support him if he charges.

>>147307465
comfort and support

>>147307591
>pick winston
>press mouse 1
>follow tracer
>if she goes away just jump at her
>she can't ever fight back no matter what

But let me guess, you can't swap heroes to be useful because that's your team's job and a tank doesn't get gold medals so no way im picking that!11

>>147305428
>lose humiliatingly in an unquestioned stomp
>died several times after leaving spawn before even being able to deal damage
>lose a ranking level
>you close overwatch and go out to get groceries
>all your coupons expired yesterday
>somebody tries to rob the market you're in
>spend a couple hours being held hostage
>finally be free and get home, exhausted and with no food because the supermarket had to close down immediately and the police questioned you until the stores in your area are closed
>walk in, see your girlfriend being humped by a stranger, they notice and run out, both mortified and ecstatic with the adrenaline of being caught
>you don't bother chasing, you'll deal with it tomorrow
>lock the door and go upstairs to start drinking
>get nice and buzzed
>something smells like smoke
>the guy your girlfriend cheated on you with was making something to eat with your food and kitchen
>a fire breaks out and burns your house down
>you had to jump from the second story, breaking a leg in the process
>you don't have fire insurance
>sleep in a cheap motel, you have no friends close enough who will let you crash
>your now ex-girlfriend confronts you and tries to pin the blame of the relationship on you in a public place, the people around her agrees with her, and somebody tosses their soda in your face, staining the only set of clothes you have after your house burned down
>your cell is running out of batteries, but you get a call
>its a doctor
>your parents were in a car crash, and died almost immediately
>you are given the responsibility of taking care of them
>your siblings refuse to split the cost, leaving it up to you to arrange funeral plans
>a will was found, you were cut out of the inheritance and your siblings run off with all of it without looking back
>you declare bankruptcy after the funeral, people hate you for not having a better funeral and see you as an ungrateful cunt
>you die in the street, denied of financial aid from everyone you know

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>9% AWAY FROM WINNING GAME 4 AFTER BEING UP 2-1
>A TEAMMATE HAS LEFT

Jesus fucking Christ! Am I ever going to go on a run in this fucking game? This is the second time this has happened in the span of a few games. What the hell can I do?

>>147307840
She's pretty much dead regardless.

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Post hetero ships.

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>>147307839

>>147307929

How often does she get Sentries? At this point they're usually destroyed around the map and we need damage or hell even a 2nd healer to deal with the onslaught.

>>147307465
Not sexualize the video game character known as

>>147307996
>a tank doesn't get gold medals so no way im picking that!

You must not play a lot of roadhog

>>147308006
>play a game of overwatch
>lose everything and everyone I hold dear in a tragic turn of events

nice fucking game blizz-shills

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Which characters have the best interactions?

>>147308034
this is like the worst ship I have ever seen

like wow

>>147308064
I play a lot of roadhog, but I usually get gold medals no matter what I play when it's DPS so it doesn't fucking matter anyway.

Gold medals don't even mean anything. Wow I spammed rightclick as roadhog and got 30k damage by hitting a rein shield :^)

>>147308042
Depends on where you put them. Any defense map but Kings Row after the first point I'm always at 6. If any get destroyed I instantly place more.

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>>147305926
>tfw viper got out of the hospital
>tfw he's preparing to fight THOD 1+2+3
>tfw he'll probably end up back in the hospital after the battle

Jesus christ please all the games i've lost today is because of some gay tracer main running around shooting everyone, she can literally melts tanks at her will no matter what

>>147308175
Mercy and Reaper

It implies that Mercy had something to do with how Reaper turned out and it makes their relationship interesting as hell.

>when you get put on a team with a 5 stack of retards against a decent 6 stack

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>>147307703
>Twintail Dva

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>mfw my team managed to defend for 8 minutes in a comp game.

>>147308273
>just rank 40 things

>it's a lets figure out what cheese setup we need to win on kings row attack in sudden death episode

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>enemy team has multiple roadhogs mei or reapers

>70% win rate
>went from 62-58 today because of disconnects on both teams every game

This is the worst matchmaking system I have ever seen.

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>>147308034

>>147308176
>not appreciating Zarya getting over her discriminative nature and finding love
Shit taste, senpai.

Tell me one hero that can absolutely shit on tracer in any way, regardless of team and range, i will main him until the end of the dawn

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>Get invited to group for matchmaking due to super display of monkey dicking
>Ching Chong Towers
>Someone picks Lucio
>He probably knows how to wallride, right?
>Fuck no, dies, doesn't contest, has a deathly allergic reaction to the point
>Get gold in Kills, Kills on Point, and Damage done
>Get silver for objective, 2:13
>We lose 3-0
>Everyone that was in the premade left
>didn't get ranked down
>mfw

Guess it's exclusively solo queue for me.

>play symmetra on defense
>somebody types in caps "WELL SINCE THAT GUY PICKED SYMMETRA WE MUST BE TROLLING" and locks in symmetra too
>builds a teleporter going off the map into a kill plane so when my teleporter goes up its a 50/50 chance that if you go into the wrong one you die instantly

thanks blizzard

I really really love being forced to backfill into a lost game

thanks

wait

it's actually my least favorite thing

>it's easy as fuck to attack unless there's a huge skill difference or one team picks good/useful things and the other has garbage
>Most games end up a draw and go to sudden death
>Attack wins most of the time there too


What's the point of this. KOTH and payload are the only non-trash modes where it's not as bad. They should just scrap this "capture the point" shit. Most of the maps are free as fuck to take the first point then the second one is absurdly hard. Terrible map design.

>>147308558
do teams with single-symmetra support still exist?
people know by now shes a glorified defense hero, right?

>>147307337
best mercy skin? can't decide between the nords and the evil/imp

>>147308558
I'm gonna be honest, that sounds hilarious. It's like playing dice with god.

>>147308528
Winston

>>147308590
I got put into a game last night with the overtime bar about a third down.

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Who here is /team bazza/?

>>147308528
roadhog

cant kill him without ult

he one shots her after a grab or even not grabbing

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o-oh boy!!

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>>147308034
i like that comic

>>147308725
dont play for another 25 levels

4k blizzard shekels should I just start buying epic skins?

Does anyone else just hate Watchpoint Gibraltar

Something about it is just so tedious

I swear the talent pool is lower in Competitive than Quick Play

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>Genji lewds

>>147307435
i need more of this ship danmit

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>be rank 51
>only play with 60+ in quick match

>>147308269
>It implies that Mercy had something to do with how Reaper turned out and it makes their relationship interesting as hell.
>Implies
She did science magic and he wasn't dead anymore

>>147308848
getting through the hanger with an uncoordinated team is pure hell and the reason ive dodged the map for weeks

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i like zenyatta and he's kind of fun to play, but holy shit when will he get health buffs? he's almost unfun to play because it feels like he's made of paper.

>>147308487
>appreciating Zarya getting over her discriminative nature

Of course I don't fucking like that.

Fuck off xenophile.

>hanamura on defence
>play mercy
>doing really well keeping them away from the first point and pretty much at their spawn
>skype call incomes
>rings for 10 seconds then takes me OUT of the game and to my desktop
>frantically try to alt tab back into the game
>i died
>everyone else died
>everything went to shit in that moment of getting taken out of take
>we lose

FUCK

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>>147308282

Sorry friend-o, no more twintails. Here's a ponytail

post R63

>match starts
>"I LOST FIVE TIMES IN A ROW IF I LOSE ONE MORE TIME I'M UNINSTALLING THIS PIECE OF SHIT GAME"
Please tell me there's a program that records past gameplay. I need to save that, my sides exploded

>>147308862
>Cute cyborg genji
nice

O LET'S BREAK IT DOWN
SHIIIEEEEEET

>>147308176
i'm so fucking surprised a tripfag would post a contrarian opinion nobody asked for. i'm just completely astounded this incredibly rare thing happened. here's your attention fag

>>147308957
>2016
>Using Skype

C'mon man...

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who am i going?
started to play more with Rein
he seems like a bro

>>147308957
>skype
No anon! Why would you do that? You're honestly better off using the mail.

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>>147308034
>

>>147308848
It's probably my favorite map or tied with Dorado.

>Widowmaker
>A long range sniper who will never see the frontlines
>200 HP

>Zenyatta
>A slow support whose ult requires his team to huddle around him as he inches his way forward
>150 HP

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>>147308862
genji is pure and not for lewd

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>Competitive mode

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>>147309068
>That Mei'd driff

>>147309068
I hate when people draw Junkrat cute and with a full head of hair.

>>147309130
>40-something rank
Found your problem shitter

>>147309130
everythings comin up explodey!

God damn climbed to 58 and dropped to 53 after a few games. The amount of stupidity I've seen over these past few losses is amazing. Genji instant pickers, bastion on offense, people who can't play rein, afkers.
This shit is bad for my health.

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>>147309130
>sub-50 competitive mode

>>147309094
He can snipe just as well as widowmaker and his ult makes him unkillable. What's the problem?

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>Playing Torb
>See a reinhardt jump up to shield my turret
>Just my lone turret, no one behind it
>What
>End up ulting so much I never need to repair it because reinhardt is always shielding it
>Enemy never leaves the diner in route 66

Tracer main here, all the delicious tears in these threads give me life

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>Not even reaper has enough damage to stop the bullshit double zarya train

Who the fuck am I supposed to pick to counter this

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>>147309232
post more bab and dad
mom optional but encouraged

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The life of a Reinhardt main is tough my dudes. Started today at rank 57, and after three straight losses, back down to 55. Every game was the same, shield the team, team can't shoot, shield breaks, team dies instantly becausee they decide to push when shield is down. I would tank so much damage too, I would average around 40, damage blocked.

>>147309263
double zarya

How can you convince your teammates to push?

>>147309263
Tracers.

Have fun trying to hit that little shit.

>>147309291
>40, damage blocked.
dammit guys, when we said "dont shoot the shield" we meant the pink ones!

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>>147308862
bastion lewds when?

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>>147309232
>That bulge
I'm not gay but dear lord

>>147309219
Yeah. Everyone on this board is 60+

>>147309291
40 damage blocked on reinhardt? holy shit someone get this man a medal.

>>147309258
Jokes on you i was falseflagging this entire time :^)

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>getting shit on by a Torbjorn
>we have a Pharah AND a Genji
>both of them are too fucking retarded to take out ONE Torbjorn

and it's like I can't even switch and do it myself because I'm playing some essential hero like Lucio or Rein

I don't understand how people can be SO MORONIC AGAINST TORBJORN I'M NOT EVEN PLAYING ON CONSOLE

>>147309130
>level 40
You are the problem.

>>147309291
>I would average around 40, damage blocked
That's like two shots from widows smg

>tfw constantly deranking from people disconnecting
>now below 60
>I have bronze damage as Lucio
Surely it can't get worse than this

Does anyone know where i can find that image of trans Hanzo? I can't seem to find it.

>>147309291
If you can convince someone to play bastion on attack, they can actually guard crush enemy Reinhardts pretty easily, and can gun down enemies behind your shield, if you're having a particularly difficult time pushing to the objective against people like Roadhog and Zarya

But for the love of god, use your mic and tell them when you're going to drop it

>>147309401
(You)

>>147309263
2 reapers ya derp.

>>147309375
sub-50 is literally below average
low 40s is actual literal mariana trench tier

>>147308872
>she calls McRee cowboy
I love that even by itself.

whats the best way to scare a torb into activating his ult?

>play a tank one round
>play a support the second round
>play a dps the third round
>end up with zero medals and thus low as fuck xp

fug

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>>147309189

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>people are actually playing ranked
To what avail?
>>147309450
Which one?

>>147307891
Shit fanart

>>147309504
shoot him or his turret
torb only uses ult for a free heal anyway

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I want her.

>>147309504
RYUU GA WAGA TECHIES WA RA WA KUROAU

>>147308923
But he has a soul. He's literally a man inside of a cybernetic body. It's about looking past one's exterior and seeing the man inside.

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>>147309275
would you?

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>>147309504
damage his turret.
I've ulted from Dva plinking it with her pulse guns.
Scares the shit out of me
T. 35 hour Torb player

Does anyone else think your skill rating should be more dependent on your performance rather than that of the team. You always lose a good chunk of your level, if not a whole level upon losing, but if you did really well it should mitigate it to little or no loss. There are other games like MWO where you can lose, but if you do good enough, you'll suffer no skill loss or even go up in skill rating if you do really well.

As an example, I lost a sudden death match on watchpoint gibraltar tonight. It was a close game where I played well (I had 52 eliminations with 63% kill participation compared to their highest guy with 47 kills). Yet despite having a good performance, I still lost a whole rank when I feel I should have stayed at the same skill level.

>>147309548
The one where he has a vagina and McCree's fucking him

The "you lose more points and you win less points" is so fucking dumb, even if you have a 60% win ratio you will still keep deranking.

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>>147309350
>>147309380
>>147309406
God dammit! Kek, I so furious that I didn't see my mistake as I was furiously typing. I meant 40,000 damage blocked

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>enemy Lucio uses sound bop
>go flying across the map at the speed of sound

>I use sound bop
>enemy movies 3 inches

>>147307435
do girls actually like when men open jars?

>>147308034
Schoolgirl Zarya is 100000x cuter than regular one

>>147309504
Pharah, if you can get 3 shots off from a safe range the turret dies before they activate it and they end up wasting the ult.

>>147309657
look slightly up and dont be jumping

>>147309657
if you bop someone while theyre in mid air they go flying

>>147309480
>tfw rank 38
>tfw it wasn't actually my fault
I had a stretch where people would constantly leave, combined with the KOTH bug
>tfw stuck in this tier and can't do anything to get out of it because everyone is a shitter, for every good group there's 3 really really bad ones.

>>147309661
>Do women like when men do shit for them
yeah but don't be a pussy about it

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>>147309541
What's with his hair? is it just always on fire?

>>147307830

This is acceptable on Watchpoint Gibraltar and Anubis imo

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zenyatta will be buffed in the near future
my #1 ship (mom x dad) will become canon

>>147309598
>Overwatch dating sim:
>'I'm sorry, you must be at least a level 4 friend to unlock my tragic backstory ”'

>>147309702
t. gentlesir

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>>147307703

TWINTAILS ARE OLEV

>>147309720
He is fire. He eat's bombs for fun, that's how he get's his passive I dunno.

>>147309735
Will my ex ever let me see my son again?

>>147309661
some girls get gratification from of being treated like ladies and having their heartthrobs casually help them out yeah. keyword is heartthrob

>>147309338
>implying

genji has a better time against zarya with his double jump and the low tickrate

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>>147309720
not always, he just likes to set it on fire to 'get in the mood'; if you know what I mean

I just went 22-0 with S76. How can people say this faggot isn't OP?

>>147309702
So does it only work if they ask you to do it?
Like would it work if I just opened a lot of jars near a girl?

>>147309735
Will I get Stonehardt some day?

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>Overtime
>Lucio starts playing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJAOawGFxxo on loop while contesting
>Contests the whole time until we win
I don't usually like this annoying meme shit but as long as we win it's fine

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>>147309263
As a Zarya main, Reaper is tough to 1v1 unless you have both self-bubble and very high energy. For a ubiquitous tank counter, he sure does his job well.

Due to the limited range on M1, it's also very hard for Zarya to dissuade a harassing Pharah as well unless she wants to follow close to Pharah, thus leaving her team behind and being a bad tank.

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>Characters with literally no good sprays

I'll start.

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>>147309837
>>147309735
>tfw can't reply that because the board thinks it's spam

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>People still try in quick play

Absolutely disgusting. Stop getting so mad in quick play I just go there to practice characters and not give a fuck.

>>147309735
good thing dubs are disabled

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daily reminder there are tournaments played on 20 tick servers

>>147309735
Will I be able to fuck my healslut tomorrow?

>>147309942
>implying his coin spray isn't good

fuck off with your shit taste, you from india or something?

>>147310034
BTFO

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>>147309736
>"In time, you will know the tragic extent of my failings"

>play double zarya
>win

It's that easy lads

>>147309735
Will Reaper ever stop yelling REAPERSITIONING very loudly?

>>147310036
If it's the same playing field is it really that bad?

Anyone around rank 60 on PS4

Sick of people who think hanzo is good in competitive

who the fuck uses snipers on king of the hill seriously, especially using thumbsticks

>>147310140
>play double anything
>win because stacking invalidates their weaknesses

>>147308558
This is like that riddle with the two demons. I'm not sure I would've been mad.

>>147308714
Can't kill him even WITH ult, I think. A Roadhog who can aim a hook at a Tracer is a Roadhog that will never be bothered by a Tracer.

>>147309868
They're in an mmr where most soldiers have <50% accuracy. It's really useful for spotting shitters though. If you think he's weak, shit or underpowered it means you're a shitter playing with shitters whereas if you think he's practically mobile mid-range area denial then you're probably playing with better than average players.

>>147310164
>who the fuck plays shooters using thumbsticks

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>finish placements 4-6 (2 losses because leavers on my team)
>49

How'd I do? I feel completely average

sticking to quick play, competitive is lame as fuck

>>147310212
when will they ban double heroes?

Hello, I am a melanin enriched gentleman. What Overwatch girl would best appeal to my taste in women and aesthetic sensibilities?

>>147310160
yes it is.

>>147310164
I haven't touched ranked yet but I'm a pretty good lucio. Timezone?

>>147309942
His biotic field spray is great though and even works as a communication spray.

>>147310275
never because then all the genji and hanzo mains would flood their forums and support complaining that they can't pick their main because some other autist already did

>>147310036
custom games are 60 I believe

>>147310320
Mei or widow

>>147310036
can someone explain this tick rate meme to me?

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>>147310320
Mei.

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>Comp
>Tough game but win
>Everyone on my team still upset
we won you gaggle of faggots why are you still complaining about hero picks

Do you guys think all the problems with Overwatch that completely ruin the experience like shitty matchmaking, ranked, and balance will ever get fixed or are they just gonna keep piling shit on top of shit and we're just gonna have to deal with it? I miss the first two weeks of the game before I started noticing all the flaws ;_;

>>147308714
Bait the hook, go for the kill but not too close, like with every hero that has a failsafe ability.

>>147310320
Bastion

>Win 5 straight matches on comp with no disconnects
>Then lose 5 straight matches on comp with no disconnects

Legit question, why does forced 50 even exist? Like, what does Blizzard "get" out of it?

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post your face when MAXIMUM CHARGE

>>147310463
They will be balancing forever. New characters and new maps will fuck all balancing done previously

>>147310392
>>147310275
It's a shot in the dark because

>muh queue times

But what if they had two versions of comp and/or quickplay?

One with highlander rules, one without?

What if you could queue as a hero? Sort of like how you would queue for your role in WoW pugs.

>>147310341
10+ utc

>>147310397
True, however after creating a 60 tick server the game crashes
Why is the game shipped like this? Rushed product
>>147310437
It's how many times data is sent to the server

>>147310260
The rank almost completely depends on your personal performance, I had more losses then you and I'm 54.

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>>147310519
>Enemy Reinhardt walks into view
>No one shoots his shield
>Enemy Zarya walks into view
>EVERYONE SHOOTS HER SHIELD

Commando 76 or Stunt Rider 76?

>>147310495
Easy question to answer because there's no forced 50. If your winrate is 50% that means the matchmaker is working.

what would happen if Mie deepthroated her blaster's barrel and fired?

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>>147309189

>>147307934
Futa is good

It's just that 95% of sfm is bad

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>>147310519
That means at least one, possibly both her shields are on cooldown, and if there are team members around there's enough distraction and/or massed firepower for me as Reaper to overwhelm and go in for the kill.

Zaryas lose their charge on death, after all.

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>no mod to replace 'ryujin no ken wo kurae' with 'RULES OF NATURE'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3472Q6kvg0

>>147310495
>Like, what does Blizzard "get" out of it?
Consistent players
Feels bad to lose, feels good to win
people might quit if they realize they suck

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>>147310519

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>>147310519
Im posting this way too often

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_SxVtf6Nk0

>>147310519
>play anything that isnt zarya
>zarya kills me because she's at full charge
>play zarya enemy team knows before I do when I'm going to shield myself or anyone on my team, my charge meter never goes above 50 all game and I do enough damage to maybe kill a sickly kitten on a good day

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>>147310134
>Finally level up
>A faint blossom of hope arises.

>>147310625

>>147307934
>>147310681
It's that shitty default filter on sfm. It just sucks for porn and I can always tell they used sfm.

>>147309735
Will I climb to 60?

>>147307523
This

I play a lot of lucio and it's only in the past couple of days that I've been wallrunning backwards

Not sure what's going on

Where can I find ALL the lore for Overwatch?

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>>147309735
Will Mcree ever be useful again?

>>147310718
>no mod support
blizzard plz we pc boys used to having basic stuff like that

I just came back from a "competative" game where out healer switched off of healer because he "changed his mind". It didn't help having a widow on attack on Route 66. Couldn't switch to healer because I was playing Rein. In hindsight, I should've switched since they would run away from my shield and not push the payload. I kind of wish they're was a pick and lock feature for supports on comp, you just can't switch off healer and expect someone else to switch

Long hair zarya WHERE

>>147310670
Death
>>147310801
Play overwatch.com

>>147310801
Wiki.
There's not much, most seems to be made up as the time goes by.
I am told that the Omnic Crisis was only introduced fairly late in development

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How do I deal with genji? Nigga is impossible to shoot.

>>147307584
Please don't post the one with diogenes in it

It's my ign but I don't get why that shitter would pick brotier philosopher for his shitty edgelord meme rp

Nietzche would've been way more appropriate for that k/d obsessed scrub

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>>147310519
M A X I M U M

>>147310892
Winston.

>>147310463
>shitty matchmaking

Are there any games out there that actually have good matchmaking?

Overwatch is pretty much the only game I play that has small teams with a selection of very different characters.

So far Overwatch has reinforced my ideas about why I avoid team games.

>>147310602
Different servers.

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>>147310434
Mei, always

Am I the only person in the world getting tired of being rolled by teams of retards with 1 god tier genji that carries them to victory?

This shit is ridiculous.

>>147310892
Sorry sorry sorry, violence is usually the answer, but no monkey business!

>>147310442
mei is disgusting

>>147310892
realistically, you can't deflect electricity with a sword

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>>147310621
I guess instead of trying to actually win games by picking heroes I don't care to play, I should have just picked ez stat padders

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>>147310961
Build a turret little nigga or play ice chink

I have 5 minutes total playtime as Genji, and they consist of using his spreadshot to ring all three bells in Dorado's spawn and then switching off

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>>147310958
>Weird/lack of shading everywhere but feet

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>>147309942
>im-fucking-plying

I was doing some ventilation work at blizz HQ today. And I saw Jeff Kaplan, he looked very distraught and was very rude to some guy he was talking to.

Only saw him for like 20 seconds as we were leaving the building.

>>147311026
I have literally zero playtime as Hanzo, only time I've picked him was in the training range in order to check what his abilities and cooldowns were

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>>147310442
>>147310434
>Thick and meaty
>Glasses
Yeah, she's definitely appealing. Thanks man, you're both cool.

>>147311006
Mei is a decent idea. But Tor is just a non-starter on offense or king of the hill.

Genji is dogshit in bad hands but it seems like you get way too much out of him in the hands of someone who knows what they're doing.

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>do pretty well and place 56 in comp even with a game lost to a leaver
>decide to play some casual QP the last two days
>get my fucking ass handed to me and there's almost nothing I can fucking do about it every god damn game

Is this happening to anyone else? Every team I get matched with is legitimately awful, meanwhile the enemy all have 3 lvl2 prestige players and a pro Rein that shits all over us.

The last game I played our Lucio basically never once activated his healing and just speed boosted every time the CD was up.

Help

>>147310950
Figured as much no one in my region thats semi decent. Not a great player either but not a moron at least

I'd join other regions and go as mercy because of lag

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>in match
>people just afk/ragequit then the match is 4 or less v 6
How is this fair?

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>competitive matchmaking is somehow worse than quick play matchmaking

it feels like I'm playing Dirty Bomb again jesus christ

>>147307407
What was the point of making a post like this? There's no thought put into it at all.

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who draws the best Mei?

>>147309729
Poo is god tier on point b of anubis

There's just so many super frustrating spots to drop sentries and spam m2 down the middle of the road it's ridiculous

I don't even main symmetra but if I'm playing something not immediately vital to the team I'll go poo in loo and just ruin the enemy teams day on b

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>>147311161

>>147311185
Neck yourself

>>147311228
I want Mei to brutally murder me.

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>>147311171
>Offense
PUT IT ON THE PAYLOAD
>KOTH
PUT IT ANYWHERE THERE'S A FIGHT, 40 METER RANGE BABY

MAH BABY

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>>147311260

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>>147308872
best ship or Zaree

>>147310975
Is Mei seriously a counter to Genji?

I am quite a good Mei player, I can 1v1 pretty much any other character at a similar skill level, but Genji is possibly the only one that makes me think "Oh shit" whenever he appears, except maybe Pharah.

Is it more that you can just encourage him to fuck off so he doesn't get frozen, rather than actually be a hard counter to him?

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>play as the tank
>get 3 gold medals in COMPETITIVE
WHAT KIND OF COMPETITIVE MODE IS THIS
WHY ARE PC PLAYERS SO FUCKING CASUAL AND STUPID
HOLY SHIT I'M MAD

Holy shit, I realized a problem with console while watching a friend play on PS4 earlier that has nothing to do with controllers.
There is no chat, and a lot of players have turned voice chat off because they don't have a mic, meaning that 80%+ of pubs players literally cannot communicate or be communicated to other than the basic communication wheel options.
How do you poor console fucks handle it?

>watch a "pro" overwatch player on twitch
>Roadhog
>Zarya
>Zarya
>Zarya
>Roadhog
>Zarya

lmao

why have I been paired with mouth breathers the past 3 games

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>>147311364
>somehow the only one on my team that is capable of killing the enemy mercy
>playing Reinhardt

>>147311364
Right now, everyone is playing it because it's the new toy. You'll never be completely free of shitters, but a lot of them will leave once it's not new and shiny anymore.

Is Torbjorn the easiest hero to hit that isn't tank y/n?

>>147311357
>Your health fucking regenerates I'm not dropping my last biotic field for you

>>147311412
>pro player who plays to win
>picks two of the most OP heroes
I don't see your point

>>147311364
>Pc players

Last I checked Pc didn't need a Torbjorn nerf of all things.

Is it mandatory to have a good mouse to do well in FPS games? My mouse is...well its not a good mouse.

So would I need to pick up an actual gaming mouse if I get this?

>have skins for every character
>but the ones I play
>still level 22 after 14 hours of play

Should I just accidentally already?

>>147311362
Even if you can't kill him because he's too cautious, if he is driven away and can't do what Genji does best [harassing your supports and just being a nuisance in general] just because of your presence in the area that's already him being dead weight in the greater scheme of things.

And it's not like you depend on a ability to be able to force him away like Flashbang, it's just your regular M1 that's sufficiently a threat.

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>>147310442
>>147311161
Mei's body makes me want to cum deep inside her, but I also like her personality.
I think she'd make me happy if I spent time with her.

>>147311453
I think it's easier to hit reaper

>>147311362
in melee Mei shits on genji. On med to long ranke he can only throw shit at her but she can heal and out LOS him. So yes MEi counters Genji. Especially fun when he activates ultimate and wants to go on a rampage only to be frozen a split second later.

>>147307167
Heh, and I felt I was the only one is ammo counting the enemy team. 1-2-3-4 =Roadhog has no ammo => drop shield, charge

Mei, wait four M2. Then it's hammer time. She won't have enough blueberry juice left to freeze and kill me.

Junkrat 5 Shot - Clobbering time.

>>147311197
shadbase

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>>147311228
This isn't even the craziest I've seen a girl. This is positively cozy.
>You will never take Mei to bed only for her quiet nerd persona to swap with her psycho femdom side by the time you hit the mattress.
Bitch climbs mountains for fun. She's not just some cute lab nerd

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HOW'S YOUR DAY BOIS? ME? I'M DOING FUCKING GREAT
PERFECTLY FINE DAY
>53% to 51%

>playing Pharah on Dorado
>concussion blast Roadhog off a cliff
>except not really
>Roadhog hooks me
>concussion blast disappears
>die
Thanks Blizzard

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>>147307840
>She's a corpse in that pic.

Alright. Still warm.

>>147307891

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>>147307337
How many Matches can i leave before getting hit with the penalty in Normal? I have left 2 matches today usually leave within the first 2 minutes, once you get a feel for the team. Is the limit 3? Or is it based on time spent

>>147311508
Because PC players can actually aim, you try peek shooting his turret with a shitty controller. They still should have nerfed the lock on time, not the damage.

>>147311412
Zarya is so fucking broken when you hero stack

>>147311535
You should read her blog if you waifu her. It sounds like a good amount of lore.

>>147311514
Depending on how bad the mouse acceleration is, a cheap mouse can be okay.

The logitech g303 has one of, if not the, best sensor on the market and it's on sale for $25 at bb right now

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>>147311508
PC players needed a Widowmaker nerf

goddamn it. why can people just fucking play for the objective instead of chasing enemies. also stop camping at spawn when on your defense. fucking fuck fuck competitive solo q is fucking hell.

>>147311652
bb?

>>147311514
If it has side buttons it's good enough. Customizing dpi and all that stuff is neat but not mandatory.

>>147311598
Blizzard is too pussy to copy Tf2 that far I guess even if Valve already invented the wheel for them.

>>147311379
Console players never communicate, but their teamwork is great.
PC players always communicate, but their teamwork is poor.

t. a 26 year old that's played on both since I was a babby

>>147311453
Bastion > zenyatta> mei

>>147311695
best buy

>>147311676
Or get into the objective to extend overtime. I've seen so many players simply refuse to enter the objective because they can't seem to understand taking one for the team.

>>147311676
>capture the objective in KotH
>entire team except me happily leaves to go chase the enemy team in their spawn

Yes, because picking a fight with people who are five meters away from an invincibility field could in no way backfire.

>>147311573
Let go of the social winrate constructs and embrace your inner self. Your rage comes from knowing you are more than 50%, and you are, but the struggles hide your true potential. Do not give up, and let not rage overcome you.

Embrace tranquility, and know that whenever you put all your effort into a game, and that you did your part, than that means you truly succeeded.

>>147311663
>Sniper with a 1 sec charge time that deals 75% of most characters health
woah why would they nerf that

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>>147309972
I only play against ai

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>>147311663
>Acting like the console version is not completely casual already

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>just came across first double Zarya game

We didn't stand a chance

>>147311771
DIE OMNIC