/utg/ - Undertale General

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>>147223146
>Papyrus' head
why though

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nice

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cute little goat!

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Let's go.

>>147223239
in the context of that fanfic, it's gaster's fault

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sans

>>147223293
Woah there friend, I think you need to slow down.

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spooky void is best void

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>>147223293
This is not the final fantasy general
>>147223329
spooky gay void though

>>147223323
Yeah, that's the problem with too many tabs. Need to be able to delete posts faster than 60s wait.

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Tori

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>>147223293

>>147223362
>>147223405
Yeah, I'm sorry. Too many tabs. Would've deleted it sooner if I could.

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chu chu chu

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>>147223329
that's a cool Alphys, too.

>>147223319
hey sans guy

Threadly reminder that you will never be a nubile anime boy

>>147223576
wel then, time to kill mytself

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>>147223507
l e w d

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>>147223146
hi.

I'm just a curious lurker and was wondering, do you undertale fans really just do nothing but play the same game over and over again? I mean I get that its a pretty good game but its not a multiplayer or online game.

are these generals nothing but image dumps for undertale fan art?


k I'm out.

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>>147223532
hey papyrus guy

>>147223664
no one here has actually played the game

and yes its just a place to discuss waifus

>>147223664
I just lurk here while I drink and play battlefield

>>147223664
>claims to lurk
>asks a question anyone who lurked for a single thread would know
>then just leaves
okay

>>147223664
pretty much. I do self-imposed challenges, think about the deeper stuff, dump lots of art, wait for Toby to not be a hack.

>>147223664
The latter with occasional game/headcanon discussion

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>>147223664

So MSPG is drawing his OC as a lizard furry thing on his Tumblr

>>147223664
yup, just image dumps

I'm curious; did the monsters move to New Home before or after the Fallen Human fell down? When Asriel found Chara, were they currently living in Home, or New Home?

>>147223664
There was only one guy who (said) he played it over and over.

He left a while ago.

Most people here have played it 2-3 times

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post what you're listening to anons

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nzyeYXoTYM

>>147223825
sometimes i wonder just how old he really is desu

>>147223937
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MTNQweQ4w4

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>>147223937
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOIaEbm4vgs

>>147223937
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMUQr0UZiJs

for video game music this guy is pretty good

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>>147223693
i'm not papyrus guy
i didn't know there was a papyrus guy

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>>147223937
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0l__jSgTAmQ

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You thought it was a new writefag, but it's me! Dioogle!

Got those three requests done:

>>147177064
Piece of Cake: your favourite picking out a cake for whatever occasion you wish
http://pastebin.com/ssUdJRkN

>>147177668
Shortcut: How Paps got the car he was driving post-TP.
http://pastebin.com/vyc4TjZ8

>>147177746
Top of the World: alphys freaking out/nerdgasming about going onto an air plane
http://pastebin.com/z9zLdhHL

Hope you all enjoy, they were fun to write.

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>>147223693
I think you mean me

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>>147223937
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64lJZZEhSIo

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>>147224189
or was it me?

OR WAS IT YOU???

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>>147224065
heh i only called you that since you posted him. there is near last for papyrus guy though, hes a cool dude
>>147224219
we're all papyrus guy now

>>147224232
Sup DF

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Void~

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>>147224316
Since when is Chara/Papyrus a ship?

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>>147224316
the papyrus virus is spreading

>>147224328
stop sayin sup to me for a second anon, doogle just released three (3) new fictions for everyone!

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>>147224395
Goat Void~
>>147224495
It's not a virus, it's a cure.

>>147224527
Ok sorry

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>>147210328
Last one for today.
Goodnight /utg/!

>>147224571
get excited anon!! they're really good

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>>147224418
i dont think its a ship in that, i think hes sayin something about the noodles and how they're not spaghetti. although most ships have been a thing for awhile
>>147224495
im down with the sickness

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papyrus is having a bad time

>>147224584
Goodnight, sleep well!
Thanks again for doing my request.

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>>147224628
ok

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>>147223937
Opetoriel a best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FVK1fCsEmE

>>147224584
goodnight pumpkin!

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oh shit, are we posting skeletons?

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>>147224784
I don't know, but I'm posting Goat skeletons!

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Which one of you did this?

>>147224858
Shit. How many guesses did have listed in it's stats?

>>147224775
fav song?

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>>147224753
it is cute though because if anyone can save chara its papyrus
>>147224784
im going to bed soon but hop in this my man, squad's here
>>147224858
heheheh

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>>147224728
Don't you lie to her, I requested this one.

>>147224972
Sorry, that was badly worded of me.
I requested something in the other thread.

>>147225026
Oh, okay then, no worries.

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>>147224858
that's pretty spooky

>>147224936
well in that case

BABY
BONES

>>147224903
3 times
last played on 13/05/2016

>>147224650
what did you do

>>147224189
>“Well…” He rubbed the back of his neck. “Toriel is usually the one who goes shopping and the one who cocks. I don’t really quite know what Frisk likes.”

ruined

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>>147224929
When it comes to Opeth, that's definitely a hard question. Favorite for the heavier line up: Baying of the Hounds is up there. Softer I truly couldn't say, Burden is quite high, though.

Aside from that, really excited for Sorceress.

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>>147224936
and Frisk!

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>>147225374

>>147225527
it's okay i still love you doog

>>147225580
Ok shit I'm tired, I didn't notice the cocks
Fuck you DFTale

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Battle for Wesnoth crossover when?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyTRVhffJK4

>I'm in the middle of a custom hundred+ scenario long campaign
>Finish one scenario, when the next one is loading it's suddenly shows the fucking flower patch
>Fucking what
>Can only recall veteran troops
>Said veterans can kill by glaring hard, and have HP in the 50-60 range
>One veteran has special armor that heals adjacent units for 40 HP EVERY TURN
>After shuffling my units forward i eventually run into Flowey
>Ohshit.jpg
>He senses something is off, and is a little intimidated by all of my veterans
>He brushes it off and realizes it just means more souls
>He attacks, but he attacks my veteran tank type unit
>Said unit is a big bastard clad in massive steel armor wielding a mace and a fuckoff huge shield that looks two fucking feet thick
>Flowey metaphorically shits himself
>I laugh and order said tank to attack
>Mace Blunt 1-2 %70 chance to hit aw yeah
>Miss both times
>FUCK
>Quick load back to try again
>Flowey realizes why i did so and, wishing not to get his fucking face bashed in, retreats underground.

Should i keep going?

>>147225295
accidentally stole a book and had no gold to pay the fine

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>>147225374
holy fucking shit i made the edit from 'cooks' to 'cocks' as a joke but he accepted it and put it in ahahahahahaha

doogs you madman

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>>147225728

>>147225415
>Aside from that, really excited for Sorceress.
me too

this is my fav btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgdH_52BGlU

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>>147225681
how could you
what game is that?

>>147225681
>no gold that late in the game
jesus how expensive was that book?

>>147224189
dang man, like this is cute and all, but what's with the errors in these, were you drunk?

>>147225912
... what errors

>>147225912
what errors what'd i do

>>147225912
He has cancer give him a break.

>>147225824
It's Skyrim. I'm kinda shocked you didn't recognize it.

>>147225875
Papyrus isn't allowed to have money, he's considered undead and isn't recognized as a citizen.

>>147226051
I only ever played Morrowind and Oblivion. Also, it looks very pretty.

>>147226051
thats fucking racist and as undeadkin im offended.

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hi

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>>147226229
yo

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>>147226229
hi

>>147223937
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xyBzIZbiR0

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>>147223319
sans eating papyrus' banana

>>147226229
Wazzuo

>>147226470
I meant to spell wazzup

>>147226425
what is that white stuff on the banana?

>>147224650
What mods are you using to make a Papyrus look a like?

>>147225965
nothing major, just seems a little off for you is all, sorry, I didn't mean to be an ass

>After they tucked the it all in the trunk of their car
>and an excited ‘Nyeh heh heh!’ coming from the taller of the two as the keychain jingled in his gloved hand
>But it was far too late, Papyrus merged had left
>“W-what? Oh, yea… it’s amazing.” Said the monster

the first paragraph in top of the world reads like an unfinished run-on sentence but maybe you were going for that since it's about alphys

>>147226531
WAZZUP!

>>147226545
I don't think you'd want to know...

>>147226545
cant tell if melted ice cream or whipped cream

>>147226645
oh shit yeah that first one is because gdocs sucks at suggestions, it added my stuff and didn't remove his

thanks for this anon, you're very kind

>>147225796
"Pale touch, writhing in the embers"
Nostalgia hits really hard there for some reason
>>147226229
Ayy, what's up KIDdo

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>>147226229
Hello!
Also does anyone have anymore Asriel the Mage pics I need it for...r-research

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>>147226734
This is what you do to goats

>>147226734
I have quite a few mage momma, not a lot of the little guy unfortunately.

Which Undertale would pilot Vic Viper?

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>>147226830
No, idiot. THIS is what you do to them.

>>147226646
WAZZZUUUP

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>>147226734
smolgote specifically or edgegoat too?

>>147226715
doing the weekly ritual of hating all of my brushes so im scouring tumblr for new ones

>>147226830
That still makes me laugh

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>>147226919
You nincompoop, THIS IS WHAT YOU DO TO GOATS!

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>>147227031
Now this I can get with.

>>147226968
I'd like it if you had smolgote but edgegote works too

>>147223937
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21exnGWN-uI

meme music i know but this song is super cathartic for me

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I WANT TO FUCK THE GOAT

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>>147226734
does this count?

>>147226948
WAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!

>>147226143
everyone in Skyrim is racist as fuck, you either gotta side with a bunch of drunk Nords that want everyone else out of place or a bunch of pricks that will let the Altmer shit on everyone

and nobody will put up with the undead other than necromancers and vampires, who aren't very nice people, and maybe a few mages at the college in Winterhold that use them in magical experiments and the like, life is hard for a skelly

>>147226630
a very nice anon here told me about this mod, which comes with an amulet you can wear that turns you into a skeleton
http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/36158/

and the scarf is from here, but the textures are kinda off, the second link has potentially nicer looking ones
http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/31204/
http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/63834/

also cloaks if you prefer them
http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/12092

shoot, sorry for all the Skyrim

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>>147227089
i dont have much in the way of smolgote doing the magics but i have plenty of edgegoat

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>>147227141
>*Let's get it on - Marvin Gaye starts playing in the background*

>>147227194
WAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>147226968
>>147227180
>>147227235
Thanks anons! Have this gote in thanks

good morning

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Ok guys, I'm off for the night
Hope you all have a good one
Goodnight /utg/

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>>147227572
good morning me

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AM I CUTE, ANON

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>>147223937
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJ8rD1th0o8

Can't wait for the full OST to come out.

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>>147227573
G'Night Anon!

>>147227573
g'night Doogle, thanks for existing

>>147227234
Hey thank you very much for the mod links anon!

>>147227573
good night dad

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>>147227584

>>147227601
I think I'm going to be sick.

>>147227601
Papyrus, get those anime buttons out of your eye sockets! Isn't your brother the one who tells jokes?

>>147227572
>>147227593
Hey guys. Just finished my So Sorry x Asriel anal vore fic, will be up in an hour

>>147227454
Wuzzup...

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>>147227704

Ayy I've been gone about a month now

Does the mettaton poster still frequent here? I'm that anon who tries too hard with his responses and want some material

>>147227851
oh.......

>>147227949
I'm not a botposter but I think I remember you, wouldn't you post like mini stories for stuff

cuz I enjoyed that

>>147227896
We need more art of adult Asriel as gotedad.

>>147227949
They're still here semi-frequently. Might wait a few hours.

>>147227949
which one? there are a few metta posters. im one of them

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>>147227949
Still here. I was trying to think of a question to ask since the thread is kind of asleep right now. Glad to see you back though.

>>147227837
So Sorry anal vore?
Oh no.......

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>>147223937
It's a little late but
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqmehEyLKQQ&index=242&list=PLefqYZ-EjDGCqAGdSeI8jT9c2V4ehcuPT
I'll just link the whole list for anyone interested

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Reminder to take care of your teeth /utg/

ESPECIALLY if you don't floss you better floss that shit good.

>>147228824
I have literally never flossed in my life and I probably never will

>>147228910
Horrifying.

>>147228824
Already do anon. Brush three times, and floss.

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Say something mean to this goat

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>>147229079
what are you gay or something?

>>147227115
nmh is great don't listen to the memers from /mu/ bby

>>147229382
no, fuck you

>>147229382
something mean to this goat

>>147229382
I'M HAVING SMOKED GOAT RIBS TONIGHT BOYS! GET THE BARBECUE SAUCE AND LIGHT THE SMOKER!

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>>147229414

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>tfw want to stay up all night with my Undertale buddies but can't because my body and mind needs sleep

>>147229414
You'd be a gay if you didn't want to clean your teeth. The ladies love shiny teeth.
>>147229482
Thanks man.

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>>147229382
im going to visciously and unforgivingly snootleboop you

>>147229382
you will never be saved.

Goodnight little anons, be sure to get at least seven hours of sleep! Goodnight.

>>147229573
>implying anyone on /utg/ has even the slightest chance of getting "the ladies"

Oh you sweet summer child

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REAL
MKID
HOURS

>>147229642
But I hate sleep!

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>>147229702
MKid and friends!

>>147229735
Your body and brain need it. Get sleep while you can, and be grateful for good rest. Old people are almost always crotchety fucks because their sleep rhythms got irreparably fucked up and they're insomniacs, tired of the world and everything in it.

>>147229702
/r/equesting this image with mkid and sans shopped out

>need to go to sleep
>Don't wanna

nn

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>>147229946
say no more, famitsu

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>>147229791
Don't have a lot of fresh, but I'll post what I got.

>>147230031
/r/equesting this image with frisk and asriel shopped out

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>>147229946
Here you go.

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>>147230123
Say no more

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>>147230123

>>147229382
You're cute
and your adult form is hot

>>147230172
>>147230184
/r/ing this with the stripes shopped out.

>>147230172
>>147230184
youre doing god's work anons

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>>147230221

>>147230297
/r/equesting this with the orange shopped out

>>147230297
Shop out the orange and it's perfect

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>>147230349
>>147230357

>>147230423
wonderful.

>>147230423
perfect undertale art

>>147230423
It could use a little less soriel implications.

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>>147229702
I love how they always shoe horn sans into everything.

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>>147230423
fuck
now I remember why I come to these threads

>>147230423
It's beautiful. The post that can do no wrong. Truly a new era for art in /utg/.
>>147230502
DON'T FUCKING RUIN THIS

>>147230423
10/10

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Cute Asriel! You know who drew this.

>>147230423
"/utg/ creates a masterpiece" collage. someone make it happen.

>>147230638
no, who?

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>>147230423

>>147230638
it was an anon who drew this in response to a prompt saying for him to draw what he was wearing at the time if im not mistaken

>>147230926
Wrong.
>>147230705
It was Shyguy9.

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>>147230031
mkid

>>147230984
I remember being there for it..

>>147230984
OH WELL NOW I'M MAD!
Who?

>>147230984
shyguy9 not drawing asriel painfully digesting? i dunno why he even bothered tbqh

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it's 5 am and I promised to fix my sleep schedule, guess I'm not sleeping for another 18 hours

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>>147231054
CUTE!

Woah.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkxKUneEBGA

>>147230984
>It was Shyguy9.

No it wasnt.

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>>147231218
mkid is very cute

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It's the midst of dark hours lads, and that means it's time for dumb questions.

Your favorite boss now has the main antagonist's weapon from the last video game you played.
How differently does the boss fight go down?

>>147231949
shit i fucked up the coloring

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>>147231949
>Mettaton has a Tiger E
Fugg :DD. That's what I get for playing the CoH 1 campaigns.

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>>147231949
>Undyne the Undying gets the Dein Nomos

Although the Dein Nomos is a cool weapon, I don't think the boss fight would go down that much differently, aside from Undyne probably using more slash attacks Asgore-style.

>>147231949
papyrus becomes the nuclear throne.

i fucking die.

>>147231949
>sans gets a .44 magnum
we all knew he'd get a gun someday. boss fight doesnt change much though, sans kills you multiple times until you figure out a way to dodge his attacks. maybe its a tad harder since youd die in one or two shots

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Do you guys love Muffet?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUY6hINkj70
tem tem
tem tem
tem tem
tem tem
tem tem

>>147232253

A ten year old would be incapacitated by all but the most grazing shots from a .44 magnum.

That said, Sans' wrists would also be damaged because he's only a bonington.

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>>147232386
Meh, have a spoder collage.

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Goats are made for ____!

>>147231949
>Papyrus
>Civilization V
Uh. I was planning to declare war on Babylon soon, so I guess he gets to command Bowmen. I can only imagine it getting a bit like fighting Undyne, when your soul is red.

>>147232456
oh right frisk is like 10 years old, i forget that im not frisk sometimes but hey im a bonington and i'll have you know i only hurt my wrist once shooting one

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>>147232570
murdering

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so I just did edgegoat's dialogue with my laptop's built in mic

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0O2869v7FUQ

>>147232570
becoming dust

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>>147232570
hugs

>>147232570
Cute!

>>147232680
How could you?

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>>147232570
Getting a Master's Degree
>tfw gote is better than you

>>147232689
Sound's like something from WWII
It's even complete with crackling

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>>147232793
>>147232689
Now do read some lines from a WW2 movie in that voice.

>>147232848
Don't know any.

>>147232882
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0108211/

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Alright, that went pretty well. Now on the contrary...
Your favorite boss fight now has the weapon of the main protagonist's weapon from your least favorite game!
How does that fight go down?

>>147232012
>Mettaton with a tank

>>147232075
The thing's kinda cool lookin', but yeah, the fight wouldn't go down much differently.

>>147232157
>papyrus becomes the nuclear fucking throne
holy shit

>>147232253
>.44 magnum
Okay, out of blatant curiosity, who?

>>147232623
A majority of the arrows are blue. Yes.

>>147231949
Undyne the Undying has Remilia's gungnir.
The fight is exactly the same, but every spear is red.

Did 4chan have a meltdown?

>>147232965
I don't have a least favorite game, so I can't really think of anything.

>>147233160
Yeah, it did.

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>>147232570
serving under

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>>147233160
You too? I thought that was just me.

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>>147232965
>least favorite game
Well out of the ones I actually owned that would mean Mettaton has the (whatever it was called) rifle from Alien: Colonial Muhreens.
>>147233160
By the looks of it yes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9LOKUiY0Dg
Undertale version when?

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>>147232570
saving

OH and I did Sans

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qbKOwqGiZP

>>147233160
What happened? I didn't notice.

>>147233447
Nobody could post for several minutes.

And Flowey!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0T4IlamPHR8

>>147233447
Nobody could post for about 10 minutes and everything on /vg/ vanished.

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>>147232965
Undyne the Undying has Sonic's homing attack from Sonic Boom.

Undyne loses quickly because the attack glitches and she can't use it properly. The whole fight is also the running away portion of the TP fight as she attempts to use the homing attack. Alternatively, she bounces around while you block her with a spear, and the fight becomes pong.

>>147233330
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qbKOwqGiZP
sounds more like underfell sans. damn the shitty mic

>>147233618
Yeah I can only do a villain voice haha

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>tfw mettaton will never sexually assault you in a bathroom

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>>147233970
Is it that time?
also yeah, I know that feel

>>147233970
I wish I was cute enough to get sexually assaulted.

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>>147233970
>tfw only creepy old men will ever hit on you/assault you

>>147234242
I fucked up.
I always fuck up.

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>>147234242
>tfw nobody will ever assault you in a sexual manner

>>147234242
being sexually assaulted isnt fun my man

>>147234510
I want the women to leave

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>>147234434
>tfw nobody will ever love you even platonically

>>147234510
It isn't, but I wish I could meet a cool girl who was on the touchy-feely side.

>>147234242
>tfw too ugly to be hit on even by creepy old men and blind people

>>147234605
fuck oyu
>>147234630
you'll find her anon, i believe in you

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>>147232965
5 hrs in mspaint.

>>147234667
it's okay, I think I'll break down and get one of them body pillows. I can join all the clubs I want, go to all the gay events, it won't happen.

besides, last time I went outside I got sunburned on my knee and it hurts. I'll just stay here and keep people company during dead hours.

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>>147234848
>body pillow
Anon no.
Or at least get a napsta one for platonic hugs.

>>147234848
>>147234951
Or he could just get a cat

>>147234848
you cant do that to yourself, you probably deserve to be happy. no true reward comes without risks and setbacks. sunburns are the first step to getting to the beach, getting to the beach allows you to scope out the chicks, and that my friend allows you to make a move

What's fricks steam

>>147235020
>inb4 anon finally works up the courage to ask a chick out but the sunburn leaves him looking like a Fallout ghoul.

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>>147234839
Why not just use this.

>>147224858
I tried several times, and got a bunch of weirds things, but couldn't get Petite Pumpkin to show up. I'm curious what response choices led you to her.

>>147235097
well obviously you apply a higher spf sunblock next time, live and learn. although some girls may be into the ghoul look, when one door closes another one opens

>>147235113
Well that's far better looking. Thanks anon.

>>147235065
fuck yeah, add me id/stary

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>>147234951
>>147235010
both of these sound really comfy. My apartment doesn't allow pets, though.

>>147235020
>make a move
w-woah...
maybe once my sunburns are gone so >>147235097 wouldn't happen.

>>147235164
yeah, I was dumb and missed my whole right knee.

>>147235189
You're welcome.

>>147235204
Personally, I'd say you'd be better off just not bothering with women and trying to move to a place that does allow pets

>>147235291
that sounds pretty good.
I always wanted a bunny, too.

>>147235204
dont listen to those nerds, although cats are cool. also, dont be afraid of rejection, theres literally millions of girls, one of them will get on their knees to receive your seed in their mouth like you are some kind of god. every day is a new opportunity, trust

>>147235201
Are you frick

>>147230423 >>147230297 >>147230184 >>147230031 >>147229702
This chain of comments is /utg/'s poster history in a nutshell.
>"X posters go away", so X posters leave
>"Y posters go away!", so Y posters leave as well
>"You Z people need to especially leave!", so the Z people left in a hurry
>/utg/ starts a new thread
*But nobody came.

>>147235345
Bunnies a shit, get a cat instead

>>147235398
And then it starts all over again.

>>147235398
Reminds me of the "First they came for the X" things.

Where is frick

>>147235484
six feet under

>>147235484
Probably lurking. Maybe even reading your comment right at this very instant.

>>147235398
>mfw three (You)s

being living cancer has never felt so rewarding

>>147235484
this is him >>147235515

>>147235524
Frick give me your steam

And that goat frisk lewdfic you hack

>>147235484
You are frick now.

>>147235418
...do bunnies and cats get along? It'd be cool to have both..

>>147235357
Maybe.. I should probably just try to make friends first. But even that's pretty hard.

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>>147235560
>someone thinks I'm frick

>>147235590
Hell if I know
Would probably depend on the cat
Maybe the bunny, too

>>147235573
No I don't have a fag fursona

frick isn't even a person, they're a concept

>>147235610
frick stop messing around dude

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HAS ANYONE SEEN MY GOAT, FRICK

He looks about this tall, brown fur, poofy afro, known to enjoy cock

>>147235590
friends are okay but not necessary in the game we're playing here. first step is to shape up, wash your ass, dress nicely and brush ya teeth, makes you look approachable

>>147235658
What a concept!
I could use a little fuel myself

>>147235751
so much to do so much to see so much to do so much to see so much to do so much to see so much to do so much to see so much to do so much to see

>>147235747
I can do those things. But people say I always look depressed or gloomy, even when I'm feeling on top of the world. I can't do that constant smile either.

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>>147235660
ya got me, I'll go back to writing shitty TF fics now.

>>147235986
hmm this is a problem, i highly recommend tinder or a similar dating service as the potential semen recipient cannot tell you dont smile 24/7 until your actual date where, coincidentally, smiling 24/7 would be creepy. thats right up your alley, and as a bonus its easier to talk mad game when you havent met yet

>>147236148
what if I'm just about as awkward through messaging as I am in person?

>>147236283
Then you die alone.

>>147236297
Cool.
Bunnies and cats and body pillows it is then.

>>147236391
Exactly - nothing to really make a big deal out of. People go their whole lives without a partner either voluntarily or involuntarily. Has happened throughout history.

If you get desperate enough for whatever reason other options already exist, but no reason to push yourself over it.

>>147236283
good lord my man youre not making this easy. find something that forces you to be around people, pick up yoga, its practically all women. a con to that is that they will see any flab and the like. i do want to encourage you to work on your communication skills though, not only are they important in finding a woman theyre also essential in the late game

>>147236391
Don't forget to suck off the cat
And the bunny, too

>>147236636
Body goals.

>>147236665
Yeah I want a boss monster body too

>>147236484
I did get involved in clubs and whatever, but girls were either rarely involved or there was little reason or chance to talk. You're right though, I do need to work on talking to people.

>>147236475
yeah, but it gets a little lonely sometimes.. guess that's what animals are for...

>>147236536
that is not what animals are for.

>>147236696
I just meant physique Frick, stop trying to rope everyone into your fetish.

>>147236723
Says who?
My cat seems fairly good for giving blowjobs to

>>147236765
>Anyone having anything to do with TF or TG is Frick
I didn't realize we had all become an amalgamate.

>>147236765
wow rude

>>147236808
Catfucker pls go

>>147236859
Assimilate.
>>147235484
Hey I found him. >>147236894

I wish I had a hot, teenaged goat body.

>>147236975
Hi Frick

>>147236975
Me too, you could be my Asrielle.

>>147236723
you're going to the wrong clubs. i suggest you have a friend or family member chat with you as if they were a potential partner, then start buying one small thing at different stores to practice with cashiers then keep moving until you hit the real deal

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>>147236967
ssh don't tell them I'm here

>>147236994
You talk about Frick a lot why don't you just marry him huh

>>147237013
I wish I could