Best bros, best dad, best girl edition
Previous Timeline: >>147101585
Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.
-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/
-The Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm
-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/
-Recommend bin
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6
-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc
-Fangamebin
>http://pastebin.com/ZHASpj9h
-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen
-Flockdraw
>http://flockmod.com/undertale
-Cytube
>Channel: Undertale
-Zeemap
>http://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1873782
-Shimejbin
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
-IRC Channel:
>#undertalegeneral on Rizon
>>147138170
xth for not flowey
nth for skel
5 posts early Anon, feel ashamed!
broders
nth forgetting fucking kidnapped
Nth for ghosts
>>147138332
Been a while since I last saw that.
Alright last thread was bad, but the thread before that was pretty decent.
We can get a best 2 out of 3 in favor of good threads.
I believe in you /utg/
>>147138170
source?
wait what's that thing grillby is holding?
>>147138332
Where's this from?
How come all these fics and comics or whatever with a selectively mute Frisk always make the kid only ever use sign language, even when around their closest, most trusted friends
I mean the selective part means just that, selective, doesn't that mean that Frisk feels unsafe and anxious even around the monsters she loves
>>147138419
What was wrong with the last thread? I must have not been paying attention.
>>147138432
I think it's supposed to be Papyrus, but it has a tail and Sans looks like an adult, so I dunno.
>>147138454
because the people who write them have to make them special snowflakes
>>147138490
it wasnt that bad, the thread before it was pretty terrible though.
>>147138419
the thread before that had cringy sans posting and mejicspam, also the final images were of vore.
Void~
>>147138454
People writing Frisk like that are really silly considering all the crazy shit the kid does through the Act menu with dozens of strange monsters they never met before
>>147138448
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_AeHbUkmSg
>>147138598
I was mistaken but I could have sworn we had a really good thread recently.
>>147138803
Huh. I never saw that bit before.
cute goat in a loving relationship with his cutesisterfrisk!
>>147138803
Those videos are pretty funny but every time I see them now I just remember the shitstorm that happened with that genocide route video
>>147139005
What happened then? I saw the video but I wasn't here for it.
>>147139005
it was an april fools joke
>>147139005
The guy said he'd make an actual vid on that when august rolls around
>>147139068
>>147139086
I know but I just remember how everyone got mad at the creator of that video, the fandom, and each other
>>147138603
wing-a ding ding
>>147138814
I like the threads where we draw stuff
and when people discuss their ideas for stories, comics, fangames, hypothetical sequels/prequels, that sort of thing
>strollin' 'round the unde'ground
>see this
What do?
>>147139638
Hug
>>147139638
* ACT
* Hug
>>147139638
Tackle into the dirt.
>>147139638
>>147139638
He's probably talking to someone else.
I would hate to repeat that one awkward "not meant for me" hug from middle school.
* Miss my only chance to hug the goat.
>>147139546
>I like the threads where we draw stuff
>and when people discuss their ideas for stories, comics, fangames, hypothetical sequels/prequels, that sort of thing
same, my dude. same
>>147139824
>>147139828
How could you?
Reminder that you all will be woshed one day
There is no escape
>>147138379
Ghost is not for bullying.
>>147139991
I await that day.
>>147139546
>>147139981
Those threads are the best. When was the last time we had one of those?
>>147139638
Hug and kiss forehead.
Then I tell him that it's not a good idea to just approach strangers like that.
>>147139638
>>147139828
Man, i wish someone could make this with this gif instead of Asriel.
>>147139040
He made a genocide video that consisted just of a shitty loop and a subtitle that reprimanded his viewers for not pushing him so much because people didn't stop asking about when he would release the video.
>>147140165
Oh. I didn't know about the subtitle bit.
>>147140058
dunno. that stuff usually gets cut short by shitposters eating the image limit.
>>147140213
That's a shame.
>>147140058
I am working on the music one from a few days ago now.
The most recent one was a small burgerpants one from a couple threads ago.
>>147140058
Why don't we make it one then?
>>147140523
That's a wonderful idea! But how should we start?
>>147140614
As it stands we should probably wait until we're a bit more alive today.
>>147140753
Oh, ok then.
Fill in the blanks:
/UTG/ IS ____
>>147140985
sleeping and digesting in goat belly
>>147140985
something that makes me really happy.
>>147140985
really gay
>>147140985
a bunch of weirdos but i love them anyway.
>>147141136
this desu senpai
>>147141031
>this will never ever happen to you
it fucking hurts desu
>>147141031
>>147141309
I hope it's comfy, magic digestion at least.
>>147141468
how would magic digestion be in any way different from normal digestion
>>147141861
>2016
>Still no fic about Undyne molesting the baby spider, using her status as captain of the royal guard to discredit her and to protect herself
>>147141861
I wanna____bespider's doughnut.
Reminder to take care of your teeth /utg/
Let's not fuck about.
everyone else is posting terrible stuff might as well add to the bonfire
>>147141998
You wouldn't have to worry about accidentally breathing in acid or other potential discomforts of normal digestion for example.
xth for flowey
>>147142325
yeah but you're still getting painfully broken down and absorbed
Megalovania isn't even top 5 best songs tbqh it's just what it's associated with.
>>147142454
If it's painful it would also be super fast because magic is so effective against humans. That's what would happen if a monster just ate you and wanted to absorb you.
But if it's slow instead they'd probably want you to feel comfy and willing to get digested. Maybe that's just how weaker monsters keep their prey from fighting back but it would still be nice.
>>147142853
well ok, it's probably one of the less weird vore-related things i guess
>>147142853
Well shit now I want to be magic digested
>>147142853
Idk if thats how it works. Since monsters can instanly break down monster food but have to digest human food, and humans are made of mostly physical matter it would still take a while to break down. Then they'd probably have to shit you out.
>>147142317
>image has both flowey and asriel
it's not of possibles
Dead as Chara
>>147144530
Post dead Chara
>>147144564
How mad would Flowey be if you kissed him?
>>147140985
okaymost of the time.
>>147145029
pretty mad
>>147145073
Is it even when it wants tosuck, hug, eat or feed you?
The goat boy smells like cum
>>147144971
But what does it mean?
>>147145589
Giant Asriel head says it's about to eat the small Frisk head and Frisk sweats in fearand arousion
>/utg/ will one day die and you will have nowhere to post cute goats
what do?
>>147146991
Make a new thread.
>>147146991
Goats are forever
>>147139638
>ACT
>CASTRATE
>>147147776
do not
>>147146991
post them on/trash/
Jesus christ, this place is a ghost town this morning.
Everyone doing alright?
>>147146991
I'll go back to lurking in other boards.
>>147149739
I'm doing better than ever and things are only looking up.
There isn't much to talk about right now. Usually the speed kicks in when americanons wake up.
>>147149739
I delete almost all of my posts before posting them and I like to think that other anons do that too.
>tfw just realized that I've been writing this reply for almost 10 minutes.
>>147149739
I'm decent. Still looking for a job, working on my driving, need to get that picture done.
How are you, botfriend?
>>147149739
Doing okay I guess. Got off my ass to buy clothes and spent most of the day at the outlet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBKdem6uEEs
>That Papyrus face.
I have nothing else to say about this, apart from good job to the animator.
>>147149739
just playing videogames
>no goodgaygoat smut fics since january
>>147149739
Sitting in a car to go work over something I don't really care for and the connection is barely good enough to follow these CS games.
But it's okay. Some people don't have dads to bother them with stuff like fixing a summer house roof.
>>147150671
Why is white fluffy boys such an attractive concept? I'm not even properly gay.
>>147146991
>love for the gote ever fizzling out
Baka desu senpai naruto shippuden
>>147149739
Nope, but hopefully it will get better.
>>147150671
http://pastebin.com/HdqwsqG1
>>147151264
7/10 no yummy cummies
keep writing
>>147151264
why does it feel like this was ghostwritten by frick
>>147151264
Frick smuts in a nutshell
>>147150132
>Usually the speed kicks in when americanons wake up.
I guess. I'm glad to see you're doing alright.
>>147150178
>spoiler
I know that feeling, holy hell.
>>147150256
I'm doing okay. I could be a lot worse.
>>147150343
That reminds me that I haven't bought clothes in a good 6 months. At least getting outside is good, yeah?
>>147150504
better than dying.
>>147150739
>Sitting in a car to go work over something I don't really care for
I've realized that this is something I never want to do and I'm beginning to question how difficult it is to avoid it.
>>147151018
Here's to hoping, right?
>>147151542
>haven't bought new clothes in 6 months
Try a year, one can wear the same 2 pairs of jeans every week only for so long.
And yeah getting out was nice I guess.
>>147151702
what am I looking at here?
>>147151820
sin
>>147151820
Underfell mettaton wants the D.
>>147151702
Underfell Mettaton still trips me out. It looks like someone used the Clone Stamp tool on him.
>>147139005
the like/dislike ratio on that video is pretty normal, did it really cause that big of a shitstorm?
>>147152026
Wonder if that anon wrote part 2 of the Underfell-Undertale mettacest fic yet.
>>147146991
As long as people have an unhealthy obsession with ANY of the characters /tg/ will never die.
You'll get over your own cute goat obsession before this place dies.
>>147152321
>Before /tg/ dies
We tabletop games now?
>>147152429
we always were
>tfw mettatum
why boner
>>147152559
>tfw I actually have some saved
Fugg, send help. In my defence I save almost anything related to characters I like.
>>147152429
We have our /tg/ moments.
>>147152559
Do not
>>147152784
:^)
>>147152559
>mettatum
what?
>>147152959
See>>147152938
It's a dumblr term for mettaton with a belly.
Sup guys, new game update.
Finally figured out how to make the overworld work properly. Once I add menus, I can move on to the battle system full focus.
>>147153190
Sup Fatz, is this that Gaster game?
>>147152938
You're not very good at taking direction.
>>147153190
>>147153537
Sure is buddy. Glad to finally have some solid progress to show. Of course, most of the stuff in the test is placeholder. The shitty background, for example.
>>147153540
Nope. Have a blook as compensation.
sup /utg/
>undyne
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CkCreE3UgAACDWa.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CluA-ljUoAAfcXY.jpg:orig
>Mettaton
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ClzJyWDVYAIO6Iu.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmQqzmQUkAERi3T.jpg:orig
>Napstablook
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmSKM8zVMAAE-n5.png:orig
>Tem
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmDMU-lVEAADYfd.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmSQwdZUsAATxtJ.jpg:orig
>Toriel
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmSJvwaVUAExcgo.jpg:orig
>monster kid
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CjXOsaUUYAIwxqc.png:orig
>skeletons
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmNP-eFUYAAclA-.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmQgg8tUsAAvmtB.png:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmIH3e6UgAAbZ4s.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmNhJ_wUcAAp2XD.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmSVhbcVIAAQV1W.jpg:orig
>Asriel
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CkCrd89UUAAoDaP.png:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmSZ3TMVUAAo1NF.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmSZ4ZqVUAA_EKk.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmSV0LJWIAAxtbE.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmRjPcLUkAAPZ5P.jpg:orig
>Flowey
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmPDpPaVYAI8mW5.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmRtI76VUAANZYS.jpg:orig
>Frisk/Chara
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmNdmcUVEAAzUe0.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmSVlfqVMAEMfTb.jpg:orig
>science friends
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmNo6mGUgAAlDjt.jpg:orig
>Papyrus and Undyne
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmCodO9UgAESyAh.jpg:orig
>Fishlizard
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmMreTBVEAABSBm.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CkCrbQPUUAEKJmu.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CkCrdLeUkAASRep.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Clu3h_fVEAAjPFn.jpg:orig
>group
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmSVbagUsAAtvMA.png:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmR0AE7UIAAqkRM.png:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmNhKR2UYAEQj6s.jpg:orig
>>147153190DON'T LOSE YOU WAY
>>147153792
>That 2nd mtt pic
Context required.
>>147153934
From the twitter-
"Final request
Mettaton NEO punching an ass"
>>147153934
to add to >>147154037 I think its suppose to be Trump
>>147153792
>more neo
>it's neo punching fucking trump
It's going to be a really weird day, isn't it.
>>147138917
would that be incestous though?
>>147154414
Adopted sisterAnd who cares if it would
>>147150739
I want to stab this goat with a knife until he's forced to transform into his older brother.And then I want to stab that goat to death.
>>147153934
Requesting edit where Trump has Chara's or anon's face.
>>147154645
Gee, why Anon's face? I can understand Chara, but that crosses the line.
>nobody mentioning the Asriel pictures where he fucking murders a Whimsun
>>147154915
maybe cause noone saw them
>>147154915
That's kind of his thing.
>>147154915
Nobody cares about Asriel.
>>147154552
fair enough
>>147155125
But they don't love that young in that way
>>147155106
Fuck off Blooky, man up with your own opinion or stop saying shit.
fre sh fish r ea dy to goalso it's by http://glub-on-it.tumblr.com
>>147155357
Those are some ginormagantuan lips. Cute feesh all the same.
>>147155357
sexy fish
>beautiful day outside
>Noon
>thinking of fishing and other /out/ shit
>tfw feel like writing a comfy fic with asgore
>haven't written in months
>haven't read in quite a while either
>>147155465
>beatiful day outside
>birds blooming
>flowers singing
>suddenly bad time tim
what do?
>>147155327
...sorry
>>147155529
have bad time
>>147155529
gun
>>147155552
Fuck you ghost.
>>147155529
masturbate to your favourite goat, of course!
>>147155465
I'd read it
>>147155465
For some reason I find it so hard at the moment to get into novels again. I only read non-fiction book and short stories anymore.
>>147155637
FUCK YOU
>>147155357
>>147155250
i recall kids kissing n shiet when I was 10 or 11, nothing lewd ofc
>>147155614
>Kebabs
>>147155946
Kissing is alright, but not anything more
>>147155946When I was about that age I remember terrorizing boys by chasing them around and threatening to kiss them. Yes, I'm a boy.
>>147156147
Hu, I did the same to girls.
Are you straight?
>>147156232
There were only a handful of girls at my school. And, I don't know, bi.
>>147156383
Oh okay,same
Oh no
>>147156546
Why would I do that?
>>147156546
What's gonna happen?
>>147156546
no
>>147156648
http://cawhawhaw.tumblr.com/
Finished it, not very proud of it but whatever.
>>147156996
>female
>furry
>special snowflake pronouns
>tickle fetish
>applying that fetish to kids
please no
>>147156546
Tickle him from the inside of his belly
>>147155357
that fish got sum real DSLs desu senpai
>>147157190
but you tried.
And those pillars and windows do look nice.
>>147156996
At least it's nothing scandalous.
>>147157190
That looks pretty good! Are you going to color it?
>>147156996
>>147157190
I like it a lot anon.
>>147157249
Is that it's pronouns or sexuality?
>>147156126
until adulthood anyways.
Otherwise, how would they get cute human-goat babies?
>>147157463
fuck if I know, all i know is that i don't see any planes there
>>147157572
Of course, adults are okay.Frisk getting impregnated by fertile Boss Monster sperm
>>147157572
why, impregnating the older goats, of course!
>>147157718Frisk taking birth control pills without telling Asriel, insisting that they fuck more and more to get her pregnant!
>>147157972
>implying she wouldn't justcorrupt the naive prince until he loved the act as much as her
>>147157718
Asriel impregating Frisk!
Frisk's belly swelling up!Asriel and Frisk getting disgusted looks when they go out together!
Asriel and Frisk getting insulted and things thrown at them for race-mixing!
Frisk breaking down one day because of all the hatred!
Asriel and Frisk finding threatening things spraypainted on their house!
Asriel and Frisk being told to leave the neighborhood!
Asriel assuring Frisk things will all be okay!
Frisk giving birth but the cute goat baby makes it worth it!
http://pastebin.com/HiZgAN6V
Okay, its sort of done now, but I'm still a bit iffy on the abstractness of that last scene.
probably gonna post it once or twice more today
>>147158396
>implying monster racists exist
frisk canonically resets over and over until everything's absolutely perfect
did you even play the game
>>147158396
I'm all for this, if only because cute. And also Papyrus.
>>147158595
Frisk loses their reset ability a month after the game's events.
Didn't you play the DLC?
>>147159336
>not playing post-v2.5
speedrunner faggot please go
we know you love your shitty "skip the alphys beach day" time save but it's been patched and you have to cope
>>147158595
As a kinda-sorta-whovian-ish, I'm going to have to call bullshit on that.
Personally I don't think the movement would have been started because of something this version of Frisk did, so therefore there isn't really any way that her resets would do anything. That and I don't think the resets would be good for the baby.
Why is this thread so dead
>>147159474
They reset long before being impregnated. Constantly fixing things they learned about whenever trouble happened.
Recently noticed that Sans' overworld sprite's mouth doesn't move when he speaks, but Papyrus' does. Weird.
>>147159597
Live. Die. Reset.
>>147159645
Sans is just that lazy.
>>147159645
The only time Sans's mouth ever moves is when you kill him, and it's only slightly.
>>147159645
Because Sans pretty much never moves his mouth
He has a fixed smile on his face
>>147159782
And when he drinks
>>147159840
The sprite of him drinking juice was only in the Kickstarter promo, which is arguably non-canon.
>>147159597
>resetting before giving birth
>having to give birth several times
I don't think it'd be worth it
>>147159645
Papyrus has a functional jaw, Sans apparently doesn't.
>>147159982
Nah, it'd be totallybirthit.Especially to see Frisk grab different bits of Asriels anatomy each time.
>>147159645
sans isness
>>147159982
If Frisk is fine with dying like 20 times over to fix something, I'm sure all that would happen is that the doctors would be really, really disturbed at how calm Frisk is during the process of birth.
>>147159982
weird, when i was on /fnaf/ after we lost the soccer game they were talking about this same exact thing and how there was an episode of jimmy neutron were his dad made a woman give birth several times
>>147159982
What if like it turns her on
>>147160451
that's ridiculous
>>147160126
>by the last time Frisk has to do this, Frisk has somehow gotten so good at giving birth that the baby just slides right out of her
Do you think that when Frisk is being impregnated, the ovum dodges the sperm like they were bullets? Because now I have a dumb image of that happening and Frisk's -_- face is on it.
>>147158595
memes aside,
>implying there wouldn't be
I think the shock of magical monsters suddenly entering your society and potentially breeding with humans would cause some political reaction
>>147160870
I am sure I saw an Undertale impregnation pic that depicted like that.
>>147160909
Assuming the world in Undertale is supposed to be like the world in Earthbound, humans would probably be too cartoony to be outright racist like that.
>>147160870
holy shit
kek
>the only people on right now are Charafaggots and Asrielfaggots
/utg/ is dead
>>147161263
Actually I am a fishfag
>>147160870
Wasn't there a bunch of talk a few months ago about monster sex being ikaruga-style bullet hell, meaning it's potentially lethal to humans?
>>147160585
Well once that is over and done with they still need to get the kid out of the hospital. Once Frisk FINALLY gets to reset where nothing goes horribly wrong...it turns out the reception was filled with paparazzi the whole time.
>"Oh for the love of...that's it, I'm done."
I want to hold hands.
>>147153670
Oh shit, how many notable people in the community browse /utg/? So far I've seen CourierOne, Askull4everyoccasion, and now recently the Dreemurr Reborn guy.
>>147161384
Dude, Fatz has been here, like forever
>>147161263
I'm a dadfag
>>147138379
BULLY THE GHOST, MAKE HIM CRY.
>>147161384
Fatz has always been here, and I'm fairly sure got the idea for Frisk giving Asriel his SOUL from early, early threads.
Yowesephth did some requests here.
Zonkpunch did some requests here.
I forget who else.
>>147161583
I think some Charisk artists once visited us, but I forgot their names.
>>147161263
i'm a momfag
>>147161263
Botfag.
I asked this during dead hours, so I guess it's okay to ask it here for the day crowd.
What's your favorite game?
Do you think that they would like it?
>>147161670
Oh yeah, Actanon brought some Charafags from tumblr that acted like we absolutely loved them, right?
They fucked off REAL quick. That was pretty funny.
>>147161384
who let this guy in
>>147161124
Depends I guess.
I can see cartoony lighter-hearted racism like in Earthbound pretty well, but I can also see hardcore human supremacism, assuming the intro gives us any idea.
>>147161309
me 2
>>147161124
>no racism in earthbound
>literally a cult devoted to getting rid of non-blue things
okay
>>147162213Undyne is flaaaaaaaat
>>147162175
but humans are superior
>>147158530
Hey Tin, read your fic this morning, it wascomfy lewdsas fuck.
Keep it up.
>>147162286
To be fair, that was an extraterrestial force brainwashing them.
Though I wouldn't say the world Earthbound couldn't do stuff like that on it's own, if the police brutality is anything to go by.
>>147162286
Anon, that's different than GAS THE MONSTERS, RACE WAR NOW - "BARRIER BEN" GARRISON
>>147162286
they even look like the KKK
>>147162625
they are based on aum shinrikyo
>>147162740
On what?
>>147163048
aum shinrikyo
>>147162378
glad you like it, hoping to get some more feedback later today when more momposters are up
I want to pet the little goat.
>>147163303
*pet
>Driving down the highway
>See car pass by
>See this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcGaPh0DfYs
what do you do?
>>147163707
Time to do a hit and run
>>147163303
I want to eat the little goat.
Just for the taste.
>>147163796
Oh no, don't do that.
apoco-turtle
>>147163707
Bob my head along with it.actually kinda funky desu
>>147162301like this?
>>147164428
apoco-goat
>>147163707
Streetrace.
Cute goat.
>>146997910
The next one will be better, I promise.
>>147164523
sharp-goat
>>147164514
It's kind of catchy isn't it?
>>147164557
I'm not sure Papyrus would oblige that. He would probably care about the rules of the road.
>>147164687
THAT CART IS NOT BUILT FOR THAT MANY PASSENGERS
THEY'RE ALL GOING TO DIE
>>147164834
real goat
>>147164517
Yes, that is good.
>>147165106
Id fuck that, id fuck that good.
>>147164687
"Memories of the Park"
>>147164915
Oh bullshit, Pap would totally be down for a streetrace as long as we agreed to be mindful of other traffic. The bigger risk would be Sans pushing your car off the road for trying to get his brother to do something dangerous, assuming he didn't think it was fun.
>>147164687
DUMMY YOU FOOL
YOU CAN'T USE A ROLLERCOASTER AS A HALFPIPE
>>147165106
pretty-goat
>>147165162
>>147165325
realest goat
prettiest goat
Listening to the new Avalanches album.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLRPDovCpmM
What are you listening to, /utg/?
>>147164687
Is Sans becoming a burnt?
>>147163117
You did wellmy child
>>147165453
Oh, the Avalanches are back?
>>147165453
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j052-ROwPFM
IT UPDATE
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7359364
>>147165459
I think he lost his head in super hexagon
>>147165693
IT ALSO UPDATE
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7359295
>>147165453
>>147165637
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1Dqpssksnw
Anyone know of a good underfell fanfic without smut?
In return, have an underfell Toriel
Prove me that KH is not the best artist for Undyne.protip: you can't
>>147165693
>>147165821
>Wolf Papyrus
>fucking Underswap Sans
>>147165967
Milka was writing one that was suppose to be more cartoony but I didn't read past the first chapter. I think it was called Saturday Morning Underfell or something
post glorious but foreboden /ss/
https://e621.net/post/show/931373/anthro-big_breasts-boulder-breasts-clothing-df43-e
>>147165453
https://youtu.be/RQxDM2K-hd0
>>147166262
WHAT IS THIS AND HOW DO I ERASE THE PICTURE BURNT INTO MY EYES
>>147165693
>>147165821
I want to force these people to read their works aloud to their family members
>>147166262
>>147166181
anon noat least try to be subtle so you don't get b&
>>147164687
Aw, I missed this one.
/ss/ is prime.
>>147166520
Make them read this, instead.
>>147165453
https://soundcloud.com/4theconcept/go-mugi-mugi-prod-mittens
alphyscore
>>147166773
>>147166773
I remember that
>>147166535
you cant get banned for linking shit, newfag
>>147166773
What about this, instead?
>>147166773
hey half of these posts are mine
>>147167037
never stop
Do you think that Frisk is so used to flirting with others that when someone else flirts with them they get flustered and don't know how to react?
>>147166181
>>147166721
Fucking pedos
>>147167538
Oh no, differing tastes. Go away difference. I like everything to be boring and samey.
>>147167538
>hating on pedos
>in /utg/
lol
>>147167652
>differing taste
its pedophilia you fucking pedo, do the world a favor and put a bullet in your brain
>>147167707
not everyone here gets off to fucking kids you sick fuck
Uh hey or what not
>>147167768
We don't really have guns here.
>>147167836
Then jump off a bridge or drink the stuff under your moms sink
>>147167768
maybe you should get less butthurt over pictures on the internet
>>147167914
But then someone would have to deal with the body. I don't want to be an inconvenience.
>>147157952
science team a best
>>147167836
can i ask what's wrong with pedophilia
i'm genuinely curious
all i ever hear from people is that it's simply 'bad'
i want to hear a legit argument against it
>>147167914
Humor me here, how is it pedophilia if the kid is hitting on the adult?
My friend is now playing this game and he's super frustrated by the puzzles and Froggits
>>147167802
Hello
and, uh thanks for that thar cute mom
>>147167836
Taking apart the lewd, it has a nice style.
>>147168061
children are ugly and annoying and would probably scream the whole time
alphys vore when
>>147168061
Pedophilia as a fetish isn't outright wrong. It's something a lot of people get stuck with and there's not really a cure for it.
The issue comes when someone decides to actually act on this fetish and have sexual relations with a child. Children are not intelligent or mature enough to know what they're getting into with sexual activity, and molesting them or any similar action can REALLY fuck a kid up.
>>147168081
Your friend is retarded.
>>147168006
Maybe you should stop finding literal children sexually attractive you dumbass
>>147168007
Just do the world and your family a favor and kill yourself
>>147168075
If it was just flirting it would be fine but these people want an adult to fuck a child.
>>147168061
literally nothing wrong with it
>>147168234
when vore is a good fetish
>>147168061
2D? Nothing really, pictures blah blah blah.
3D? Everything, its no longer some imaginary scenario where that kid wants the same thing you do, its a real kid who knows nothing of such urges and is pure, ergo they shouldnt be corrupted. And even if it knows of some of those urges they are too young to realize the consequences of their actions.
So yeah, you fags keep it to 2D and you have no problem with me.
>>147168061
Taking advantage of children who are sexually and mentally immature for your own benefit, and quite possibly scaring them psychologically. Also since they're unlikely to understand sex fully or to want it with someone so much older than them it also requires more than a little coersion and/or force, which means that pedophilia is hand-in-hand with rape.
>>147165693
>>147165821
>AU shit
>not canon Papyrus
I am so disappointed
>>147168334
>and there's not really a cure for it.
lobotomy
>>147168334
>Your friend is retarded.
He's obviously not too fond of puzzle games.
I'm currently laughing my arse off
>>147168385
Do not fuck MKid.
Please wait until he becomes MTeen.
>>147168371
cry some more, your tears make me all the more erect
>>147168509
Undertale's puzzles are piss-easy, though. It's one of the most Underused parts of the whole game.
Is he stepping on the leaves? Goddamn motherfuckers stepping on leaves.
Hey guys I'm back from shopping.
>another "charafags advocate pedophilia" argument
Never mind I'm leaving.
>the retards falling for the pedo meme are back
top fucking kek
>>147168043
Liking that one.
>>147168061
People tend to have protective instincts for children. They want their progeny to be protected until they can more able protect themselves, that is why people can be more outraged over malice towards them than an adult. Media and society also widely portrays pedophiles as people who go out and rape and murder children, convincing people that they're all bad. I saw once a pedo saying that when he realised he had those feelings, he thought it meant he WOULD harm a child, despite his own moral feelings on the matter. I don't think he did, considering the documentary didn't shoot him in jail.
Also people have a hard time separating fantasy from reality, so they think liking 2D is about as bad as 3D.
>>147168081
I don't think this game is for him if he's annoyed already. Maybe he'll get better at it and enjoy it more, though. Hopefully.
>>147168371
That doesn't make sense. I wouldn't be able to drive my family around like I planned, or contribute to the workforce of my country.
>>147168098
How do you do, chum?
I genuinely believe if midgets werent so ugly and so wretchedly proportioned that there would be no pedophilia. Those who like smol packages would just fuck cute midgets.
Anyone agree?
>>147168761
Charafags and momfags, both of them are terrible at this point
>>147168845
Nah some sickos actually like the kid mentality and not just the size. It may help a few cases though.
>>147168830
prowling through some of the older e621 stuff
really surprised how much i missed
>>147168887
And all it takes is an outlier to demonize us. I'm so tired of utg, when certain posters stop coming on there will be no hesitation from me to get the hell out
>>147168530
what abouteatingmkid
>>147168969
But that innocent/kid mentality can easily be roleplayed by the midget, ergo it would be killing two birds with one stone.
Thus we save real chilluns from diddlers, just have roleplaying midget hookers.
>>147168334
>>147168416
>>147168419
>>147168812
i knew what sex was by 4th grade, my sister by 3rd lol
kids today aren't pure
i see a lot of younger girls dress/act like sluts all the time
>>147168098
>>147168641
>>147168830
>>147169031
>mom hours will never be as amped up as they once were
I miss late november/early december.
Were any of you around back then?
Good afternoon /utg/, I love you!
we're never gonna have a good thread ever again, are we
>>147169192
Just because you're from a shit town doesn't mean the same applies to others.
>>147169141
Hey dumbass every poster is defined by their worst from the Charafags to the dadfags to the fishfags. Stop trying to play the victim and stop bitching about how oppressed and bullied you are
>>147169192
Knowing sex is doesn't make you sexually mature, you goddamn retard.
>>147169151
chubbyjam pls go
>>147169293
>utg
>good thread
>>147169236
I joined at the ass end of February.
>>147169293
We must stay strong.
The good times will come again.
What in the ever living hell is happening here.
>>147169289
Run, crate. Run
>>147169182
It wouldn't solve everything because pedos may like it to be genuine and can't get off unless it's the real deal or midgets don't want to be objectified as sex slaves for pedos.
>>147169236
Aww, anon, of course they can be. Sometimes I miss the threads moving super fast, but this is okay too. You just have to wait for a bunch of momposters to come on!
>>147169293
Of course we will!
>>147169236
I came in January, so I remember theTHICK and SOFThours
for better or worse, those times were... interesting
>>147169182
Someone just played VA-11 HALL-A, huh?
>>147169293
Every couple of months I think "Things used to be better".
>>147169420
A couple of people posted /ss/, someone objected to it, then we got a pedophilia discussion. I think it's over now, though.
>>147169420
Eh? What do you mean? What's happening? ;_;
>>147169294
it was taught in a public school for all students lol
>>147169326
actually science shows that the age at which people are sexually mature is getting lower over time
right now, 9-10 year old girls are physically suited for adult cock
the media is also pushing for young girls to behave like sluts so maybe we'll see some pro-pedo laws being pushed as well
>>147169420
Charafags are advocating pedophilia again.
>>147169289
>>147169320
I know, man. I don't treat anyone else like that, myself. But yeah, it was just frustration in the moment.
>>147169701<3 !
Well?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10640174
>>147169681
Allison Rapp please go.
>>147169847
Please don't try to make everyone upset at each other
>>147169293
eh, theres worse threads
some of the ones i go to occasionally i open up and think "holy shit how did you people manage to get worse"
castration predation suffocation chara nation!
>>147169192
Thats because its a combination of hormones due to puberty and mentally challenged role models like Nicky Minaj and other similar cretins.
Its on the normal mans part to not be a savage ape and take advantage of the stupidity in which the children of our time indulge in. So yeah like i said, 2D is fine cause its just harmless pictures, 3D is however not.
>>147169948
I think Chara's pretty cool
>>147169948
I prefer you castrationfag over the pedos desu.
At least you can be funny sometimes..
>>147170050
>implying we're not both
>>147169681
That's crazy.
>pro-pedo laws
I don't think that'll ever happen, not in the west. Leniency, maybe, but not full blown "You can fuck a child".
>>147169690
Hey I didn't advocate it. In fact I don't think I said anything positive about it at all.
>>147169236
>>147169293
>that magical moment when undertale became best game of the 2015 back in December
Haha, oh my god the pandemonium, the threads where filling up so fast back then.
>>147169948
quick, /utg/, post more rhyming words that go with the shitposts surrounding your favorite character
>>147170050
>he thinks its two different camps
How retarded can you be, serious question.
>>147170178
>tfw you will never be held princess style like that
>>147169847
>dadfags and Asrielfags on the poll
>when neither are involved in this
cool
There is nothing wrong with relations between an adult man and a child slut who obviously wants it as long as they love each other, love each other, love each other, love each other, love each other! Love each other! Love each other! Love each other SING WITH ME CHARA
>>147170284
Go away Asriel.
>>147170284
Are you okay? Do you need to sit down?
>>147170284
true
>>147170178
Halloween here was the general's peakremember when we didn't have charafags
>>147170284
You're messed up. Go get help.
>>147170178
http://www.gamefaqs.com/poll/6177-best-game-ever-final-undertale-vs-zelda-ocarina-of-time
>forgot linklike Link was forgotten on that day
>>147170423
I miss when we called Chara [PLAYERNAME].
>>147170441
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPyhlybViJw
>>147170284
I already warned you about stealing the lyrics from Justin, you are getting a lawsuit.
It's good to reminisce on fun times occasionally, but don't forget that you can make even better times from here on!
>>147169551
Well, it could of started off worse, I guess.
>>147169592
Bad things, just go back into the crate.
>>147169690
Of course.I find it kinda upsetting that I consider myself both a chara and botfag, but I can't be the latter without being associated with pedophila, castration, suffocation, and other shit. I just enjoy the art and the shit people try to come up with for them.
>>147169701
I'm so glad someone found use for that shitty edit I did.I'm noticing several mistakes in it and I'm wondering if I should remake it.
>>147170540
stuck in asgore's stomach alooooone
>>147169379
>>147169471
>>147169492
>>147170178
>I'm the oldest of the mombros right now
>Veteran of the Psychic Wars plays in the distance
The earlier threads might have been utter chaos, but it was fun chaos, kinda like when you play multiplayer games drunk with your friends.I used to writefag back then too
>>147170540
What the hell?
how do you feel about chara x a bara
>>147169492
"Whoa"
>>147170750
How old are you, anon? Why don't you get back into writing?
>>147170789
do not
>>147170789
not as good as chara x a castrated asriel
so sorry vore when
>>147170789
I wish I was cute like chara
>>147170789
yes
>>147170789
I want to be x a bara.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10640350
>>147171020
Me too.
THIS THREAD NEADS A GOOD WOSHING! PREPARE YOURSELVES DEGENERATES, FOR YOUR RECLAMATION IS AT HAND!!
>>147165453
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sB0O_t4BCo
>>147171370
Let the wosh begin
>>147171370
B-But I just got out of the shower!
>>147171317
You don't think I'd answer this honestly, do you?
>>147171387
Always love me some edgy Charas.
>>147171447
YOU WOSH AGAIN! WOSH, UNTIL YOUR SKIN IS RAW.
>>147171447
Wosh wosh wosh 'till the water's brown
>>147171609
Brown?!
>>147171645It's a reference to the second Don't Hug Me I'm Scared video. I don't know why it had that line.
>>147171434
YES! A NEW AGE OF CLEANLINESS IS AT HAND! ALL OF THE SINS, DIRT AND FILTH SHALL BE WOSHED!!
>>147171447
NOT CLEAN ENOUGH! YOU SHALL BE CLEANSED AGAIN!
>>147171609
WE NEED TO WASH HARDER!!!
>>147171317
>actual votes for 3D
You stop that.
>>147171645
What else would it be?
>>147171754
Because green is not a creative color.
Sucking on Woshua's little water faucet
Adventure!
>>147170750
speak your commands, Patriarch, and we shall follow
Lead us, to the Lovely Lady, and beyond!
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/Toriel
why do people make these groups
>>147171924
I like adventure!
>>147171897
Green means clean
>tfw fourth of July soon
>no monster family to hang out with and do fireworks while grilling stuff
feels bad
>>147172042
Why do people bother with steam groups at all desu
>>147172105
>tfw sale on a game I want ends on fourth of july
>tfw too poor to get it still and TF2 items aren't selling
>>147172224
what game?
dont look
>>147172269
Sunless Sea. A friend of mine likes it and it looks neat.
>>147172321
I am blind now
>>147172321
Why do I always ook?
>>147172321
If I were Frisk, I would have so hit on Grillby.
>>147172483
Humans are curious creatures.
>>147172042
Seems like a really obscure thing to bring up considering it's a dozen people, but I dunno why. It doesn't look like it's setup to be a proper community.
>>147171897
Fuck now the song is playing in my head!
>>147172105
>a bunch of games on sale that i really want
>have the money
>toaster computer won't even allow me to play any of them so i don't even bother buying them
Can someone please tell me I'm not alone here.
>>147172557
But that's what makes us so great, right?
MKid is cute!
CUTE!
>>147172697
I wish I was cute
>>147172682
I used to be like that until last year when I saved up enough for a not shit desktop.
Also I just beat TP again and I wasn't ready for the resurgent feels.
>>147172797You are
>>147172321
why would a fire elemental have nipples
I want pedo Underfell Toriel to rape and then eat myself as a child.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2Zm2eDfYKI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4OfGItTNV4
>>147172952
I wonder if I was cuter as a child. I wonder if people would like me better if I was a child again. I'm sure I would like being one again.
>>147172797
Are you at least tasty?
We could maybe find out.
>>147170881
I'm 19. Don't know, I think it's mainly because I started seeing it as too silly and I take myself a bit too seriously at times I think. I just sometimes think it's a bizarre contrast to write cute fics about a character from a videogame whilst in the other hand I mostly play games/read books/watch series in which violence and death are presented in such a detatched way.
>>147171953
There are no more battles to be fought, we shall just rest instead brother. Maybe the glory days are past?
>>147172042
Found this on a dude's profile while playing insurgency the other day
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/faggoat
>>147172971
>No one will ever hold you like that while doing that to you
>They will never come in close, calmly, lovingly, and confidently, whispering sweet things to you and telling you how cute your moans and whimpers are
Chara femdom Mkid?
>>147172971
alright, how many of you anons are gonna fap to this
>>147173073
But what if they'd like you for the wrong reasons (like I want to be liked in my example)?
>>147173242
It would be nice if they liked me for any reasons. Maybe not eating.
>>147169151
I know what she's thinking, I gotta swallow that mkid!
>>147173229
Noone will, its just a retarded meme.
>>147173229
i dont wanna pause my music what is it?
>>147172971
Yeah ok, I get it now. It's a cry for help. You want someone to end your existence or something but man you're in the wrong place. These anons won't help you with your self destructive tendencies anon. I suggest going to /b/ I'm sure someone there is willing to come over and end your life.
>>147173371
castration
>>147173371
Doing things to farm animals in cruel ways.
>>147173335
What if she'd play with you many, many times first and was super gentle about it in the end?
>>147173135
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/faggoat
>Popular conversations: Gay ISIS roleplay, Please kill me by AsrieltheHypergod
Kek is real.
>>147173361
I'm actually fapping to this kinda stuff right now!
>>147173453
>>147173569
should've known, thanks buds
>>147173135
There are always more battles to be fought! More glory to be won for out Lovely Lady!
We await thy command
>>147173614
You cant meme on me you cuck, im the memelord.
>>147173591
>those avatars
That's how you can just tell these people have no RL friends on Steam.
Or they don't understand about hiding powerlevel.
>>147173787
You have my flames
>>147173916
>im-fucking-plying there isn't already an overlord of memes
>>147173787
I wish I had a Toriel whenever I can't sleep (every night).
I get so pathetically moody I wanna kill myself over it. And this current captcha, fuck.
>>147173135
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/faggoat
Steam allows naked shota ass as a profile pic for a group? I didnt know they were so lenient, nor did i imagine there would be that many idiots that would willingly be part of a group that has that as its profile pic, signifying their taste by relation publicly.
601 people, wow.
Good night /utg/. Don't castrate each other.
I know everyone else hates it for how OOC and ridiculously edgy it is, but am I a bad person for enjoying those fics aboutPapyrus getting child molested by Sans and how it affects him?I mean I don't like them like them, they're miserable as hell and not particularly fun to read. But they're fascinating nonetheless and I'm just glad that Undertale rapefic where it's about taking advantage of someone who don't know any better shows it as actually horrible instead of treating it as just really really kinky and an unusual way of showing love like most of the other authors do. It certainly gave me a better understanding of just how that kind of treatment can fuck up a person and continue the cycle at least
>>147174273
Which anons in particular?
>>147174247
Didn't the /utg/ steam group organize a ritual suicide for the edgegoat?
>>147173787
>>147174002
But who are our enemies?
>>147174247
>>147173591
Chances are, someone from /utg/ is in this group.
Who knows, maybefrick or MSPG.
>>147174430
The Thalmor!
The dying dragon of the Empire!
The rebellious Stormcloaks!
The false kings of Pendor!and even the dirty milita scum if we survive until titanfall 2
All who deny our Lovely Lady's radiance are our foes, and we shall crush them with her blessing!
>>147174430
None that know of at the moment. But remember: In Peace, Vigilance
>>147174430
>But who are our enemies?
dadfags
>>147174247
602 now! Thanks for linking that group!
>>147174335
I sometimes enjoy reading horrible things I hate, but I don't think I would read one of the Papyrus ones. I hate lewd of him more than others, and I have no idea why.If you like miserable child molest stories, I have something for you: http://www.whatisdeepfried.com/2000/12/31/clarissa/
>>147174273
can I castrate >>147174335 at least
>>147174393
Did they?
>>147174247
>>147173591
I wouldn't be surprised if some of /utg/ is in it.
>>147173218
Should I do it?
>>147174649
>The dying dragon of the Empire!Is that a House of the Dying Sun reference?
>>147174651
Truthful.
>>147174687
*Firmly Disagree
If /utg/ stood for anything other than Undertale General, what would it stand for, based on what we talk about?
>>147174814
Learn the concept of hiding your power level, pleb.
Also i didnt link it.
>>147175057
uncle thunder gerson
>>147175057
urinal tract
>>147174954
no i meant the tamrielic empire, but holy shit does that game look good
they can be our enemies too if it means i can get in that fighter
Okay faggot, I know you lurk here somewhere.
I see you uploading stuff to the page that has been posted in this thread.
I know the admin of that group is here, show yourself.
Why is MKid so utterly adorable?
>>147175312
>11K followers
HOW
WHAT
HOW?????????????????????????
>>147175374
That's actually an older screencap I did. It's up to 13k now
>>147175438
what tHE fuCK?
There's no way there's -THAT- many fucking people that browse /utg/
>>147175556
not him but duh
what are you stupid? people probably just think its an undertale fan group
>>147175556
Stop lurking you fags and actually post.
>>147175556
There aren't. vk is basically Russian facebook. It's a page on there. Sometimes they actually repost images posted here. Even pumpkin deliveries.
Post UT songs that make you feel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2cJtwTier0
>>147175312
hey thats my request, why didnt they post the full image?
>fire thread
YES
>entire thread is a pedophilia morality circus
NO
>>147176134
Here have some hot fire.
>>147176134
>rekindling topics that are over
>complaining about them
genuine mongoloid material right here
I hope I won't be too lazy to stitch this
http://peabutt-nutter.tumblr.com/post/145074221366
>>147176202I feel like all the best things Iv'e ever drawn are of Emberthat probably means something
>>147176250
on it.
>>147175651
Russians are almost as bad as the chinese.
>>147175819
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02w3IBKxkBQ
Theres something charming about looking through undertale fanart and seeing what is probably a bunch of young kids drawing their favorite characters.
>>147175819
>implying you didn't cry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBhFHJMVfiI
>>147176250
>>147176624
I'm not even angry over it or anything. For what reason?
I am just wondering why he does it. Are we that good at finding and accumulating fan art?
Taking some quick writing requests
No lewd Please
I want to hug.
>>147176861
Yeah, it's charming as long as it doesn't have that certain "deviant art" flair about it.
>>147176978
your favourite picking out a cake for whatever occasion you wish
>>147176978
How long?
>>147177078
Like less than a thousand words or something like that. Maybe more if I'm up to it
>>147176942
Thank you, my mayn.
>>147176134
Here's some fire.
>>147177321
really nice
>>147177051
Me too.
>>147176978
Alphys falling down the stairs on purpose
occasional fish
>>147176978
mkid playing vidya with his feet
>>147176978
How Paps got the car he was driving post-TP.
>>147177492
Mettaton and Papyrus are the best out of all of these.
>>147177668
Probably money. I rather wonder how the hell he got a driver's license.
>>147176978
alphys freaking out/nerdgasming about going onto an air plane
>>147177742
>I rather wonder how the hell he got a driver's license.
I too would like to know this, someone write a fic about Papyrus applying for a drivers license.
>>147177051
I want to be hugged to death.That's not a figure of speech.
are there hammocks in the underground?
smol gote parents
>>147178831
Update when?
>>147178962
>>147179156
what an ugly mom
>>147179264
*remove weed
>>147179251
nah, she a cutie
>>147145589
"I'm gay :^)"
>>147179459
here's some help
>>147179251
You take that back right now young man
>>147179970
I want this weed to give me head.
>>147180002
Finebooby
>>147177064
>>147177668
>>147177746
I'll do these
posting this again because there seems to be more momposters on nowhttp://pastebin.com/HiZgAN6V
probably'll post this again at midnight or so. always seems to be brothers on then
enjoy the sinning
Reminder that Charrator isalmostcanon.
http://determinators.tumblr.com/post/143284030397/greetings-uh-so-ive-been-working-on-this
Post crossovers.
>>147180484
Reminder that almost only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.
>>147180590
but the image limit...
ah, fuck it, one can't hurt.
https://youtu.be/CUPHqhotql0
It's a pretty nice animation.
Which character would have a fat fetish
>>147180737
Undyne
>>147180737
So Sorry.
>>147180484
Asriel in that pic is so cool.
>>147180734
This one is better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBKdem6uEEs
no.... asriel would never.....
>>147180484
It`s entirely possible.
>>147181119
Maria...
>>147181119
Juggle?
>>147181119
WITH FEET AND LU8E!
>>147180590
The best
>>147180978
Yea, i like proportions and style.
>>147180689
>you will never be one of the 1000 humans that Mettaton fucks while he's on the surface
>>147181168
Is that a reference to something, I feel like I should know where that's from
>>147181168
The most beautiful sound I ever heard
>>147181251
what's that from?
Serious question:What would it feel like to be in the spider's belly?
>>147181662
Uncomfortable, probably painful.
>>147181575
Dark Souls, final boss.
>SL1 run
Nice
>>147181662
Excruciatingly painful
>>147181038
that's actually pretty good, underrated as fuck
>>147181662
It's a death sentence
>>147181145
>>147180484
Strange.
Usually this triggers a couple of anons.
>>147181662
You know that spiders turn their prey into liquid, right?
>>147181968
We have learned to ignore the stupid people and their theories.
>>147182114
Or, the board has less stupid people who don't understand good theories.
>>147182114
Ah, there you are!
I was afraid we had lost some anons there for a sec.
>>147181979
So what if they didn't and just stuffed you down the way you are? There wouldn't be any acids in there.
I don't think spiders have any lungs either, they just breathe through their surface don't they
Little friends!
>>147182363
All your little friends!
>>147182363i miss this artist ;_;
>>147182546
>>147182549
You wanna run that shit by me at least one more time?
>>147182546
>>147182549
Hive mind
Also post smol
>>147182546
>>147182549
I love when /utg/ hiveminds itself.
>>147182595
>>147182670
>That one anon who hates chara/frisk posters thinking they are all pedos.
Execute order 66 next thread.
>>147182235
Don't worry. I'm not going anywhere. Just like your headcanon.
>>147182546
>>147182549
>literally a second apart
I'm not even mad, I'm impressed.
>>147182790
As you command sir.
>>147182790
>forgetting all the momfag pedos as well
All three groups should be removed
>>147182790
Come back in an hour, we`ll have that thread ready by then.
>>147181968
you guys have posted that link so often that it's become white noise like all the vore and dumb goat arguing that gets posted here
>>147182312
I don't think they even can stuff anything down there that is not liquid.
>>147182857
How the hell are momfags pedos?
>>147182842
>>147182680
>>147182670
to be fair mine's higher resolution
>>147182963
Scroll up to see all the momfags unironically defending pedophilia
>>147180397
Ohh you made it! Thanks!
>>147182963
That's the anon, anon! His gone mad with his zealousness!
Real!
MKid!
Hours!
>>147182853
what if gaster molested ever monster in the underground and was thrown into the core as punishment
>>147183151
Sorry I don't like people who jerk off to an adult fucking a child
>>147182981
Still impressive though. Have a small bot.
>>147183168
GET BACK IN THE DUMPSTER YOU TRASH
>>147183168
>people mention pedophilia
>posts mkid
Great timing
>>147183183
>every monster
No way would he touch Jerry
>>147182363
Having tons of little Undertales!
Taking care of them and making sure they are well!
Feeding them only the nicest of foods!
Putting them all together down your pants just because you can!
Feeling them wiggle!
>>147183008
I'm not a momfag and I wasn't defending it.
>>147183168
What's the other yellow thing?
>>147183351
>I'm not a momfag and I wasn't defending it.
No as in scroll up earlier into the thread to find a bunch of momfags unironically defending it
>>147183218
MKid doesn't have /trash/ threads, silly. That's Undyne, Toriel, and Asriel.
>>147183351
Scraggy. It's a pokemon.
>>147183467
Too bad there isn't a /sewer/ board
>>147183310
>not wanting gaster to violently fist jerry with his dozens upon dozens of disembodied hands
why do you think jerry needs a lift so badly, dude can barely walk
>>147183448
I thought you were talking about an incident involving me, but I guess it was something else in /utg/ that I missed. Sorry. (Not the anon you replied to earlier, I thought you were talking about me.)
>>147183467
I did think Pokemon.
>>147183346
Putting a glass over them and watching them scamper as the oxygen runs out
>>147180397Hawt
>>147183665
Well there`s /b/.
>>147183665
That's rude.
>>147183751
MKid would probably grow up to be one of those shitty teens that posts on /b/
>>147183926
Mkid would probably grow up to beshooting his load down my throat every day
DummyPosting
>>147184032
Give it a rest, Frisk.
>>147183926
That would be Chara, anon.
>>147184032
pls don't lewd mkid
he is pure
>>147151469
>>147151506
>frick
>2nd person
>>147183694
>killing them
>not putting them under your foreskin
Pfft.
>>147184150
Chara would be a tripfag on /b/
>>147184114
I wish dummyposting wasn't defiled for all eternity
>>147184114DUMMYPOSTING
>>147184143
清创宾水烟枪
>>147184150
That makes it even better
>>147184298
dummy is a shit character with a shit face and the SHITTIEST battle in the entire game IT'S SHIT fucking SHITTYPOSTING
>>147184180
Gote problems the image.
>>147184432
YOU WANNA FUCKING GO, PUNK
>>147184432
At the very least his music is good
>>147184185
They're not that small.
Plus that would hurt a shit ton.
>>147184432
>shittyposting
>>147184629
muffet's version is better
>>147184251
/b/ doesn't allow you to name or tripfag, but yes, they'd probably like /b/. The edginess, the hatred towards humanity, gore threads.
Greeting everyone, happy Friday.
>>147184536
THERE'S A REASON YOU WERE IN THE DUMP
>>147184962
BECAUSE IT'S CALM THERE, CUNTWAD
DEGENERATES LIKE YOU BELONG IN THE TUB!!
>>147185035
Calm because no one else wants to be there around you :^)
>>147184880
Sup, though it's Saturday here...
I should go to bed.
>>147185035
Wait a second, I thought you liked being angry.
One of the last for Tori
>>147185073
ave, true to woshua
>>147185073
or in the shower
>>147185317
Fuck off mom, I'm 22 now
>>147185317
>tfw I was actually out
Sucks to be you guys.
>>147185394
whats wrong with spending time with her?especially when she wants that human dick
>>147185317
im alone but i dont want to spend it with you
i dont even like pie
or snails
or books
>>147185152
>wanting to get burnt out on your favorite things
>>147185317
its 3 p.m. and im cleaning like a responsible adult, buzz off
>>147185317
Fuck you
>>147185468
>fucking worst goat
>>147185468
Don't do that to mommy
>>147185468
I'M MY OWN PERSON NOW
>>147185468
Me too, but I gotta head into work. Check your weekend off privilege
>>147185507
No you`re not anon.
>>147185565
but she wants it anon
she wants(you)
>>147185317
It's 1 am mom go to bed.
>>147185237
>>147185364
IT DOES NOT MATTER, WOSHING SHALL BE OURS, IT SHALL BE SWIFT, AND IT WILL BE THOROUGH, PURCHASED WITH SOAP!
>>147185648
Please don't say that, mommy. It's scaring me.
>>147185746
Wosh me, daddy~~
>>147185317
You're right, why we head out to the bar for a few?
>>147185623
who are you to tell me what i'm doing? this kitchen is absolutely filthy and i'm handling it
>>147185747
but she's so lonely anon, and she loves you so much
>>147185824
While you`re on /utg/.
>>147185783
*spits listerine in your eyes*
>>147185746
WOSH THE UNCLEAN
iofowyfwqofihwmfecwo
>>147185317
It's not night time yet here though
Roll call time
Papyrusfag
>>147185891
Well it's her fault for divorcing Goatdad.
>>147185895
yup im on my phone homie
>>147185964
Torifag, bout to dip for now
>>147185949
idfhoushgopesdg
>>147185317
I just hit my face into soggy fapsock which was pointless anyways because I still can't sleep.
I'm not very innocent.I fapped to Torielvoreas well so just fuck me with a rake and direct all of your hate to me, I deserve it, no one cares if I get hurt and I want to die anyways, it's probably good if you help me work towards that target.
Toriel is so nice though.
>>147185964
Botfag who should probably be sleeping instead of late night/early morning shitposting.
>>147185964
dadfag
>>147185783
>>147185947
ALL SHALL BE WOSHED! EVERY SINGLE LAST ONE OF YOU!
>>147186015
Shit, maybe I should use my phone and clean the house too.
>>147185964jojofag. And Papfag.
>>147185964
Friskfag.
>>147185964
momfag about to take a nap and pissed as hell at this fucking captcha
>>147185964
I part-time like 5 or 6 characters that I like
I was never good at this dedication thing
>>147185964
skelefriend, what was this thread
>>147185964
Botfag getting a wosh
>>147186372
Switch to legacy, I had to do that after it was popping up with like 7 at once
>>147186265
WOSH ME FIRST
>>147185964
castrationfag
>>147186372
Why are you mad at it? Is it making multiple captcha windows and making you click around a bunch of times?
>>147186270
just pop some music on and get to it, its not that bad
>>147186265
Now that you mention it I should take a shower.
>>147185964
Botfriend, done with work and I don't really have any plans.
>>147186372
>>147186435
>legacy
sorry I've been messing with card stuff and i'm tired. I meant switch to the v1 captcaha in the settings
>>147185964
Vorefag
Any undertale except jerry and maybe vulkin will do
>>147186396I like them all, why can't I like them all!
>>147186265
The people of /utg/ need only peer into their screen to look upon the face of Woshua himself, given form in the holy posts.
>>147186438
YOU WILL BE THE FIRST TO GET WOSHED!!
>>147186507
AND YOU WILL BE NEXT!
>>147186570
slut
>>147186396
which ones DON'T you like though
>>147186649
I'm probably made of dirt and trash.
Please wosh me to remove entire me.
>>147186707
Asgore.
It used to not be that way.
>>147186649
YES
I HAVE BEEN BLESSED
Can we discuss the game?
>>147186850
What changed?
>>147186870
Sure, fella.
What was your favorite part of the game that wasn't involving the story?
>>147185964
skelefag present
man i went to bed and this thread is still up. it's time for it to die.
>>147186649
>NEXT
I'm always the second banana.
>>147186870
We try b-but the triggeranons...
>>147185964
asrielfag
>>147186615
WOSHUA'S WILL IS THE WILL OF WOSHING, AND THE WORLD...ALL THINGS IN THIS REALM EXIST TO BECOME WOSHED BY WOSHUA!
>>147186739
WE SHALL SEE HOW BRAVE YOU ARE WHEN YOU ARE SUBMERGED INTO THE BUBBLE BATH, FACING TOWARDS THE WORLD SO YOU CAN WATCH ALL OF YOUR PLANET GET WOSHED!!!
>>147187057
I'm not brave, just too tired of all of this to care.
Wosh me away.
>>147187057
I like this anon.
tem... subdue new territory!
tem..... claim this old thread!
tem........................ DEPORT ALL ANONS!!!!!
>papyrus will never repeatedly beat me to near death and nurse me back to health in his prison shed
>>147187224
hOi
>>147187370
Oh no...
>>147187181
PREPARE FOR THE WOSHING, ANON!!
>>147187193
THANK YOU, ANON, YOU ARE NOW AN AUXILIARY WOSHER, WOSH THE WORLD!!
>>147187224
i'm not voting for tem
>>147187427
TeM is lEgiOn NOW yAYa
25 posts left come on people.
Post something random.
What's your favorite letter of the word 'castration', /utg/?
>>147187583
Get out of here!!!
>>147187583
(u)
Kill the thread! Roll call, fishfag here!
worst characterfag?
>>147187583
I've always been a fan of "n".
>>147187561
TEMMIE, HAVE YOU WOSHED BEHIND YOUR EARS TODAY?!? YOU NEED TO PUT DOUBLE THE EFFORT INTO WOSHING, BECAUSE YOU HAVE FOUR EARS!!
>>147187764
(you)
>>147187562
anOns sUcH a.. cute
>>147187762
flowey
>>147187762
Asrielfag reporting in.
realest text posingest hours
Too many Tems makes your teeth go grey.
>>147187764
all of them are terrible in their own unique ways
>>147187762we've already used that card!
Lizardfag.
>>147187878
YOU NEED TO WOSH YOUR TEETH BETTER ANON! AT LEAST TWICE A DAY TO PREVENT TOOTH DECAY!
Move when ready
>>147187890
>>147187890
>>147187890
>>147187824
NO
baThs r... NOt CuTe!!!!!!!!!
>>147188005
YOU MUST WOSH, TEMMIE! WOSHING MAKES TEMMIES TWICE AS CUTE, AND PREVENTS NOT CUTE SMELLS!!
Bump limit killed
what if bob is gaster
>>147187542
Too bad, because all the tems are voting for her
>>147187967
I did it again to be faster.
>>147185317
i was shooting cops with my friend on payday 2fuck whoever decided all your shit requires you to regain your reputation again when you gain infamy
>>147188005
If you do not take baths, you will start to smell like Aaron
last for Papyrus
last for everyone but papyrus
Last for everyone's butt Papyrus