/gsg/ - Grand Strategy General

>>147158398
We're still on page 1, you damn cocksuckers

>>147158398
Worst shitposter

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First for eugenics.

Zombies in ck2

Another embarrassing thread for steamgroup and other shitposters alike!

>>147158658
>>>/pol/

nth for sleep

>>147158658
Wrong board tho

>>147158658
>>>/pol/

>>147158658
Why did they do this? Not looked into it

daily reminder that you're considered hardcore by paracucks for using nato counters

>>147158658
>>147158703
>>147158773
>>>/pol/

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>>147158658
thanks for keeping us up to date /pol/bro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAq8L6zlNCo

>>147158832
hot

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>>147158703
>>147158762
>>147158773
>>147158831
>>147158832
t. Antifa

>>147158776
Because the elections were obviously frauded to make the van der cuck win. The elections will be re-run and this time Hofer has even more chances to win after the Brexit hype.

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What could have been.
https://youtu.be/METAXPuP9go

>>147159128
I was genuinely thanking you tho
>antifa hired to count votes
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>147159128
t. eternal anglo
>>>/exit/

>>147159128
Yes, yes, well done Freedom Party, well done freedom party. HOWEVER. There is still the matter of the mail-in votes to count.... 100,000 votes to the Greens! The Greens win the election!

My wife and kids went into hiding when my capital was being sieged, how the fuck do I get them out of hiding now?

>>147159492
Promise them you'll move to Europe

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>>147159440
Nice one there, fellow memer.

>>147159365
Sorry lad, I was on a clicking spree

You're welcome

>>147159395
I'm not even European tbqh, I just want to see EU dying and leftcucks being removed from society after seeing what they've done to my country.

>>147159492
there should be an option somewhere that says Bring Family Home, i dont remember where but i think it gives you a notification when you can do it

>>147159580
>they've done to my country.
What did they do?

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Codreanu

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you wake up and greece looks like this, what do?

>>147159841
build liquor factories

>>147159841
Rejoice

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>>147159758
Antonescu

>>147159841
alt f4 because thats too much believable worlds to me

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>>147159841
Free the serfs and make the Byzantine Commonwealth great again

>>147160009
>believable worlds
When will paracucks end this meme?

>>147159680
They made him a virgin and actually got an education so there's no jobs for him.

>>147160359
Am I supposed to witness something here?

>>147160547
>Mexican California
>in HPM
>after Guadalupe Hidalgo treaty

>>147160479
State redistribution of sex when?

>>147160642
Yeah, the bear flag revolt kinda fucked that up. Hopefully HPM will fix it next update.

>>147158832
sauce?

>>147160479
what did he mean by this

>>147160642
Ah. Ok then. I haven't played vicky in a long time and didn't see anything abnormal about mexican california.

>>147160756
ladies using vibrators while reading books something something you can find it on youtube i think

>>147160746
I tagswitched to USA and it looks like they haven't taken the decision yet. I don't know why Arizona is divided like that if they haven't taken the treaty, but maybe it'll resolve itself

>>147159128
>Antifa e.V.

You realize that this is a satire account that popped up on social media when Pegida started, right?

>>147160665
After WW3

>>147160665
Soon, it will be mandatory for all white males

Radical Liberal > Liberal > Conservative > Fascist > Reactionary > Socialist > Communist
Prove me wrong

>>147159680
Cucked the shit out of it. Criminalized "hate" speech, made it nearly impossible to create right-wing parties, implemented quotas for Blacks, Amerindians, trannies and shit alike.

>>147160973
>you can find it on youtube
really?

>>147161560
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLVna2B64pQwolR2Y09aqHuIEwWh0RVuLq

>>147161357
It's Anarcho Liberal, sir.

>>147161424
A
FUCKING
LEAF

>>147161679
Right, well they're the best because they usually have laissez faire and pro military or jingoism

>>147161817
>lassiez-faire
>good
wew lad

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>>147161740
Anon, actually...

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If only you had listened...

>>147162035
Literally none us were even born when the dude was alive, how do you expect us to had listened to him

>>147161965
>bonus factory output
>55% cheaper for capitalists to build factories
You can't beat it after you've got an industrial base

>>147161817
I also has the best government

good names for a germanized russia?

>>147162115
On Youtube?

>>147162241
Ostpreussen

>>147162115
Underage pls go

>>147162115
>he was born after 1978

>>147162241
Russian Reich

>>147162241
Germanized Russia

>>147162241
East Germany

>>147162241
Reichskomissariat Ost

Alright, I've gotten up to speed with Victoria 2. I've learned the essentials and managed to do well as Austria and Britain in 2 full play-throughs. Now I want to do something a bit more challenging.

I want to take a "B-team" nation and make them the dominant power in the world. By B-team, I mean a nation traditionally considered the "little brother" of one of the grand empires. I'm thinking either Ireland, Hungary, Ukraine or Catalonia.

Thoughts?

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>>147162456
>>147162419
>>147162379
wew thanks for the creative names guys

>>147162241
Kaliningrad

good names for a russified germany?

>>147161357
National-anarcho-collectivist>Anarcho-syndicalist>Anarcho-individualist>Voluntarist>Reactionary>Fascist>Conservative>National-communist>Communist>Socialist
Prove me wrong

>>147161010
If they have cores in california it will resolve itself.

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>[V2] - Legacy of Slovenia v1.01*°
http://pastebin.com/72Yhqm5i

>>[V2] - unHPM v1.5*°
http://pastebin.com/zK3YrpNx

>>[V2] - 7 Years v4.1*
http://pastebin.com/fMCvXaAA

>>[V2] - Robmod v2.5*
http://pastebin.com/MHswMhZi

>>[V2] - Visegradmod v3.2
http://pastebin.com/C8swKB9t

>>[V2] Liquor and Bureaucrats Mod 1.2*°
http://www.mediafire.com/download/ r1s3v3z0d17ctya/liquornbureaucrats.rar

>> Updated Waggle Pastebin*
http://pastebin.com/33A7wXdB

* The R&I will sperg out if you download this
° Alex da Silveira and his Grandi Youth will harass you if you download this

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kek

>>147162765
thanks cobrah

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uhh

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Soon the last stand of Republicanism shall fall.

>>147163305
>Washington DC province has a port
Johan...

>>147163082
>He installed VIET events with HIP.

Enjoy your cock, anime and toothbrush events

>>147163082
>installing VIET submod meme events

enjoy your anime tropes

>>147163305
>unironically playing a Fascist country

Damn now that's edgy

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The rebellious colonials finally paid the price...

>>147163795
You better take the entire continental U.S. in the peace deal nigger

>>147156731
For the first 20 years, yes. Afterwards they become generic as fuck, buy you can still do a lot with them as you keep your 15-25ish brigades until the end of the game if you pay your soldiers decently and you should be able to repeal Brazilian troops until they're all dead and even send Yanks back to the sea if they decide to mess around with you, not to mention all the pops you can get by annexing Uruguay after they get past their immigration boom. It's also one of the most literate nations of South America by the start of the game, only behind Chile and Uruguay IIRC.
The first 5 years are painful as you get no diplomatic points at all though.

>>147163795
Nukes literally do nothing

>>147162765
Based Visegrad lad
t. Alex Grandi

>>147163795
>1950
Doesn't USA have like 700 divisions by then?

>>147162241
Russland

Is Alternative Flag Pack guy here?

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>tfw you realize that the Habsburgs and Hohenzollerns were cucks all along

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>tfw HPM spends his time adjusting the steel prices in 1847 Tibet rather than adding the 1815 start

>>147162241
Eiswüste

So question gsg is Distant worlds universe the be all end all of space grand strategy games where you can also micro manage units in battle?

I want some kind of game like ye old Ogame but being able to control your units.

how the fug do you buy Alaska as Japan

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>>147164640
Thats the estimate.

>>147162765
>ALL of these mods are for Vic 2
Vickyfags on suicide watch, literal fucking shitposters

>>147162241
Lebensraum land.

>>147163590
>'Edgy' is a valid argument.

>>147165305
Sounds like distant worlds would be your game then.

Aurora is even more autistic but it also lacks some things like proper UI and stuff.

>>147165342
I don't think you can do that

Be honest with me anons. HOI4 on mega folder - virus or not?

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>>147165818
virus pls dont downlod this apperd on computer

>>147165629
I'm a graphics whore to boot, i'd love a 3d game like distant worlds like a combined ogame, endless space and homeworld, but that will likely never happens so i guess this is my best bat.

>>147165658
I've seen the AI doing that, they even got cores there.

>can't filter character search to people who will come to your court
JOHAAAAAAAAAN

>>147165305
Micro in DW is odd since the ships act on predetermined behaviors, but you can still give them orders. Sometimes it feels like herding cats, but once you understand the mechanics you can learn to warp ships/fleets in and out to rotate in larger battles.

It's not a lot of micro on the battle side though, it's a lot of experimenting with combat behaviors and designs to get the ships to act how you want in battle

>>147164994
hahahah le cuck meme amirite :)) *gives gold*

>>147166358
You can also change the predefined orders when you create the ship.

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>Manichean

what the fuck

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>9 daughters and 0 sons

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Wonder what planes the Americans are using? (they had like 1800 fighter when my planes landed)

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>>147166651
>turns out one of those 'daughters' is just an effeminate son

>>147166756
>The entire fucking East Coast up to the Appalachians is a single air zone.
eeeeeeeeeeeeeppppiiiiiccccc

>>147166651
>1170-ish
>After centuries of turmoil I have restored Rome and mended the Christian Schism
>13 daughters, both legitimate and illegitimate.
>1 illegitimate Son
>legitimise my one true heir, because obviously
>My wife, sister of the Emperor of Rus, does not take kindly to this.
>"Your son has died under mysterious circumstances"
>mfw a slavic bitch has brought about the second downfall of Rome and Christendom

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should i choose the randomly generated, suspiciously nimble Jewish character, or the Greek character that is a part of a dynasty which has a unique coat of arms?

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>>147167842
The Jew of course goyim er... I mean lad

>>147162765
Why are you still posting 7 years, the author's asked you to stop shitposting with his work and it's linked in the OP

>>147167752
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUFWXpYJKaI

>it all returns to nothing

I, duchess of one county duchy in Sweden just married my heiress matrilineally to a heir to a Kingdom of Scotland, should I feel bad about it? I feel like I'm abusing some bug

>>147168090
lel, it really is

what happened with muh "he's the discord shitposting group ringleader" ?

what made the R&I lad change his autistic mind?

>>147168247
Remember to make Skotlandi completely Nordic. Bring Norwegian culture to the land.

>hpm
>playing entre rios because i've already played all relevant countries by now
>comfy
>get event
>option 1: get annexed and die
>option 2: fight argentina and win (because their army is shit)
>occupy buenos aires
>get event
>"we won"
>get annexed and die

WTF HPM

Every sigle time:
>peru trying to break out of pbc
>get instead btfo by pbc and south peru
>they take years to fully occupy peru and end the war
>pbc annexes peru
>peru gets released, south peru breaks free of puppet
>pbc becomes bolivia
>peru can't annex south peru
>usually usa comes in and fucks everything up by sphering
>peru and south peru all the way until the end of the game

playable theocracies fucking when?

>>147162241

Reußens

>>147168647
After the Japan dlc but before the anime expansion

>>147168496
Winning as Entre Rios should turn you into a liberal Argentina. The war with Entre Rios was never about independence but about the form of government Argentina should have.
Do you get a game over screen when you win? Because that is probably a bug. It should tag you to Argentina.

How well does EUIV transfer to Vicky 2? Does America always for properly and such? What happens with the Indian nations and such?

How fucked up does the game get if you play it all the way from CKII to EUIV to Vicky 2 to HoI?

>>147168817
You get annexed and it is game over.

>>147167571
That's not even the worst.

>>147168976
Someone should bring it up to HPM. You should get annexed, yes, but it should tag switch you to Argentina instead of getting a game over. I'd swear it used to work before, he probably fucked something up without realizing.

>>147165975

>windows XP

>>147169081
t. HPM

Does it actually change anything if I use Rise of the Ottomans, Empires of the Sands, First Nations or Kingdoms of the East or does that just change the interesting nations?

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it's so beautiful

>>147169898
How'd you do it son, most people cheat to get new world immigration and assimilation but you don't have enough pops for that.

Good work any which way.

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>>147169898
Who'd you form it as

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The known world on the 1st of January, 1186. It is, undoubtedly, a tumultuous time; the Komnenoi, previous rulers of Byzantium, have just toppled from the throne of the Basileia Rhomaion, leaving its rule to the weak Isaakios II Angelos, who has already failed to maintain control of his Serbian and Bosnian subjects, alongside losses to the Turkish invader in Anatolia. Meanwhile, Henry II of Britain maintains firm control over approximately half the rightful land of the French King Philippe II, and is poised to inherit the strategically-placed duchy of Brittany, as well.

Elsewhere, the Muslims have made worrisome headway. The powerful Mahdist Caliph Ya'qub has managed to secure control of much of northern Africa and southern Iberia, whereas the Ayyubids under Salah ad-Din have managed a frightful expansion in Syria and Arabia, one which could portend intentions on the Levant. One of the few rays of hope in this dark time for Christendom is the collapse of the mighty Seljuk Empire, although it means little to those rulers most hard-pressed by Islam's encroachment, namely the rulers of Iberia, the Basileia Rhomaion, and the Crusader States of Jerusalem and Antioch.

From such humble beginnings, the shape of the future world shall be formed.

>>147168496
Peru-Bolivia is bugged in HPM desu, probably because of the 'End of the Confederation' event triggering even if they win

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>>147170361
>Engelond
>Basileia Rhomaion
>Arago

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>>147170361
>H
>R
>E

>>147169898
>1930
>less than 500k pop
I'm sorry anon but some things just aren't worth it

Trying to learn Darkest Hour (+Kaiserreich) and started with Japan (I'm a bit of an Imperial Japanaboo)

What are my early game objectives? I'd love to take Qing over but they're guarenteed by the germans, is there any priority target I should aim for? Burma perhaps?

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>>147171198

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>>147170361
Less than one year ago, after costly losses to Sultan Salah ad-Din, the young King Baudouin IV of Jerusalem, who had long been afflicted with leprosy, finally succumbed to the illness. Although Baudouin's heir was technically his sister Sibylla, Comtesse of Darom and Ascalon, her succession had been passed up in favor of the "more powerful" claim of her child, Baudouin Aleramici, in 1883, before Baudouin IV had even died. At that time, Baudouin V Aleramici had been crowned co-ruler of Jerusalem alongside Baudouin IV, to strengthen the former's claim and to help prevent a succession crisis.

In reality, however, the ascension of Baudouin V was entirely political. Sibylla was married to the powerful Guy de Lusignan, and the nobility of Jerusalem worried that Sibylla's ascension would create the perfect conditions for a protracted civil war due to the competing claims of Baudouin Aleramici (her first child with Guglielmo "Longsword" Aleramici), her future children with Guy, and her half-sister, Isabelle d'Anjou. Instead, the nobility favored the ascension of Baudouin V, who, at the time, was merely six years old, an easy pawn for their schemes.

And so, for the past four years, Baudouin V has been little more than a pawn in a Kingdom-wide political intrigue, subjected at one time or another to the whims of multiple factions, all vying for influence, power, and some for his very life.

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Why the fuck are all these Turkish chiefs marrying qts across the british isles and tainting my bloodlines

I mean look at this fucking mongrel

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>>147171408
Yeah I played that mod, formed germaniums and got bored.

>>147171458
>1883
That screenshot isn't of vic2 lad

If I want to be Spain, should I play as Asturias in 769 or 867, or just play as Leon or Castille in 1066?

Or skip CK and just be Castille in EUIV from the start?

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>>147171458
>Salah ad-Din

Wait, was that someones actual name?

HE WAS NAMED AFTER FUCKING SALAD HAHA

>>147171623
It's actually An-Nasir Salah ad-Din Yusuf ibn Ayyub

>>147171592
Shit. Oh well, too late to fix it now.

>>147171380
Bad choice since kaiserreich is event driven and Japan's events are known to break a lot.

>>147171623
He was also one of the greatest commanders ever and a big guy

Which DLCs are worth getting for EUIV and CKII? They're mostly all on sale right now.

>>147171520
That looks pretty neat.

HPM Bugs/Annoyances

-During war sometimes a nation will do absolutely nothing with its army, reloading usually fixes
-Sharing stockpile with pops/facts is severely bugged, giving my people infinite steel was trivial
-Many AI nations can't handle rebels and spend the whole game going through bankruptcy cycles and government changes, being globally irrelevant. Spain/Central American nations being most likey culprits

-many events bugged, I've seen USA annex the California Republic as a result of the Mexican-American war.
-many nations are too weak to do anything. Even if it's historical it's not fun knowing 99% that a nation will be irrelevant. Often comes with rebellions, and I've seen even the UK fall to this. Russia, Ottomans, Spain, the CSA, China, etc. There should at least be chances that these nations can remain or become great, and I've never really seen it

>>147171930
>giving paradox money for their jew dlc

>>147171994
It is neat until you get to 30 years war, where framerate hovers below 3fps for at least 10 years

>>147171795
yeah well if after all his accomplishments modern day people know him just because he named salad he couldn't have been that great

>>147171794
Fuck me

What's a good starting nation then?

>>147171930
None, use the archive on the OP and be a pedophile like us

Verdict on HoI4 patch 1.1?

Seems like they've fixed a lot of the problems but the AI still occasionally abandons fronts, the US and Japan still ignore each other and warscore calculations are still pretty shitty but less so.

>>147161357
State Capitalism > every other economic policy

Jingoism > every other policy

>>147172138
Russia. Their events don't break often except you may have to manually declare war sometimes.

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>>147171458
Yet, in spite of this, Baudouin has always been an incredibly humble child, with a fascination for the words both of learned men and of God. In spite of the nigh-constant danger to his person, both as a Christian King in a hostile land and as a pawn in the games of others, the young King displays a maturity befitting those ten times his age, always trusting in God, "for when it is my time, as the Bible says, I shall be taken, whether it be now or come Armageddon."

Although his vassals feel little obligation to obey their child-King, many respect and admire such an incredible devotion to faith in one so young. That is why his mother, the Comtesse Sibylla, encouraged the Bishop of Jerusalem, one Geoffroy, to take Baudouin under his wing and teach him, both of God and of man. This latter, perhaps, Geoffroy will be best at, for, as a man of God, the Bishop of Jerusalem is lacking.

Nevertheless, with the King's seat in the most important city in all of Christendom and his Bishop near at hand, Sibylla hopes that her young son might yet absorb some knowledge of Christ along the way--and if he learns that not all men behave as they should along the way, all the better.

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Yes ladz finished this shit - time to update.

Playing a round of EU4, because I can. Im playing as Burgundy and wanted to get a poll on if I should retake the throne of France, since Im basically from when France was split when one son wanted to go his own way, or if I should cannibalize the HRE and be allies with France since we are basically brother states.

>>147170361
>>147171458
>>147172945
I almost forgot to post the final version of the house rules. For those who haven't seen them before, they're here:

http://pastebin.com/4XabzcHr
http://pastebin.com/4XabzcHr

The only major change from the last version I posted regards matrilineal marriages; I'm completely forbidden from marrying matrilineally except to dynastic members or close relatives of a different dynasty.

>>147172820
Alright, what's my objective as Russia? Conquer some of the shitholes along my southern border?

what conditions does it take for ai vassals in CK2 to start going to holy wars with neighboring countries? i want to give out some land to someone who will help me blob on their own

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>>147170361
>>147173328
Awww shiet, here we go.

>>147172070
>-During war sometimes a nation will do absolutely nothing with its army, reloading usually fixes
It's vanilla "behavior", I can't change that. Do keep in mind that if you tagswitch to country A and then tagswitch back to your country, country A will lose it's AI and will do nothing until you reload.

>-Sharing stockpile with pops/facts is severely bugged, giving my people infinite steel was trivial
I know, that's why it was removed in vanilla. I added it back and put up a big warning. You use at your own risk.

>-Many AI nations can't handle rebels and spend the whole game going through bankruptcy cycles and government changes, being globally irrelevant. Spain/Central American nations being most likey culprits
Nothing I can do either short of deactivating rebels.

>-many events bugged, I've seen USA annex the California Republic as a result of the Mexican-American war.
See above. Falling for rebels is usually the result of several things: recently lost war, reform mismanagement, sending your entire army to the colonies, war exhaustion. I can't stop the AI from failing.

That said, some problems are recurring because of a few things. Massive rebellions in India, Indonesia, Africa, UK, Germany and Philippines happen because of unemployment. That's a problem on how RGO size is modelled and it's something I'm trying to fix, if not for all of these places, at least for a few.
Russia usually has problems because they lose the crimean war, have big minorities and the AI usually send their armies to guard the eastern frontier. There's really nothing I can do short of remove the russian frontier with china.

I have no idea what's the problem in Central America though. I've seen them turn communist a few times, which hints at unemployment, but it shouldn't be that.

>-many events bugged, I've seen USA annex the California Republic as a result of the Mexican-American war.
The AI should annex the Californian Republic.

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>>147173715
Your objective is to make Russia great again.

>>147169081
It definitely should't give a game over. The event for the victory of Urquiza flips Entre-Rios to Argentina, if it isn't doing it properly then it's a problem in the order these things are executed.

>>147170606
That event chain is largely the same as NNM. I don't think I made any alterations from what NNM does. That event specifically is made for the confederation to end and Peru to unite, though there's a chance the PBC will still try to keep it together.

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I played both of these and liked them, and buying them so I can play multiplayer. I also liked Revolution under siege and considering getting either that or graviteam tactics mius front in addition. I tried Operation Star a while ago for like an hour on a shitty laptop and it didn't click with me, but I have a good computer now so should I get Mius Front or Revolution Under Siege?

>>147173993
Hey HPM, I've been having a problem where if I'm involved in any war, even against an extremely minor country, all my allies will at some point break their alliance within a few weeks if I don't call them into said war.
Is this normal? Or should I try a new install?

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>>147172945
The two most powerful men in Jerusalem are currently Comte Raimond III de Toulouse of Tripoli, an Occitan count ruling in the northern part of the Kingdom, and Boudewijn, the German Duke of Jaffa-Ascalon and the Principality of Galilee (although the latter still has his formal seat in France, at Chimay in Valenciennes county). Closely following on their heels are Comte Joscelin of Acre and Grandmaster Roger de Moulin of the Knights Hospitalier, who have their base at Le Crat in Monferrand, just northeast of Raimond de Toulouse's seat at Tripoli. Due north of Raimond lies the seat of another important vassal of Baudouin V, Grandmaster Gerard de Ridefort of the Knights Templar, who are established at Tortosa. Gerard, Raimond, and Roger are all considered exceptional commanders, and are likely to lead any armies which Jerusalem may need to raise.

Less important, but still worthy of mention, is Duchessa Stephanie de Milly of Oultrejourdain, who guards the Kingdom from invasion via the Red Sea or the Heathen's capitol at Mekkah.

Saint George was Turkish

>>147173715
Unite the proletariat under the syndicalism.

>>147165072
Why do we need a 1815 start?

>>147174201
Did you get any infamy from the war?

If you call them, they always keep the alliance? Anyway, they might still break the alliance, they just can't do it while they are helping you in a war. After it's over, they might do it.

The way the AI works it has a set of attitudes towards other countries. I don't know how that flips, but it does, and the AI can cancel an alliance because of attitude change. Maybe you expanded too much and the AI is worried about it.

>>147174620
I want to do a 1816 start. There's no "need" proper involved. It's just something I want to and will do at some point.

>>147165072
at least its not zombie invasion dlc

>>147174802
Happens even if I cheat to reduce infamy to 0
This has been happening in every save with every alliance, even puppets and spherelings will break alliance over a war against a tiny African nation
I figure this is a bug, I guess I'll just try a clean install
I know the beta patch broke some things, I hope it's not that

>>147173993
yo HPM, the treaty port with Persia, Qeshm is pretty useless. The RGO is just fish so it ain't worth much. Wouldn't it make sense to make it more valuable seeing how it gives such excellent access to the Persian Gulf?

Unrelated, but would it be possible to add something like the Baghdad railway or Cape to Cairo? Would be kinda cool to add seeing how big deals they were at the time

>>147165072
holy shit how is his head so small lmao

>>147174309
What's the religious situation in the Kingdom?

>>147175076
I played the first twenty years ahead-of-time, so I can't provide a current religious map as I'd like to for you. But suffice it to say that the Kingdom is an ugly mixture of Muslim and Christian heretics, the most overwhelming being (obviously) Sunni Islam in the south, Orthodox Christianity in the middle of the Kingdom and the far north, and the Shia Isma'ili heresy surrounding the Hashashin stronghold at Masyaf.

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P-p-play me /gsg/ ;_;

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hey guys check out what my AI commonwealth managed to pull off

>eu4

>>147175027
I think that's because they use the same reasoning to accept an alliance and to maintain it. When you propose an alliance to a country but you're at war, there's an "At war" malus, so when you're at war but you don't call your allies, this "At war" malus applies to them and they break the alliance.

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>>147174309
The politics of the realm, for the time being, are anything but stable. The realm's current Regent--who pleases no one--is Jean de Dreux, of old Breton noble stock. He is a relatively uninterested party as concerns the Kingdom--and is contented with his position, which is a lucky thing for Baudouin V--yet he is also stubborn and proud, which has led to an uncomfortable status quo, without any real changes being made in the Kingdom since the death of Baudouin IV. Already, plans have been hatched by Raimond and Boudewijn to depose and replace the Regent, the better to control the young Baudouin V.

In terms of the realm's council, it has not changed overmuch from its dilapidated state at the death of Baudouin IV. The mighty Ducs and Comtes primary staff its ranks, regardless of competency, and use their positions to garner more land and more power in the realm at the expense of the King, only rarely countered by Jean de Dreux. For now, this keeps them more loyal than they would otherwise be--but it also weakens the already-marginal power of Baudouin V.

Once again, from such humble beginnings, the shape of the future world must be formed.

>>147158391
Reminder to report and ignore shitposting.

>>147175876
wastelands for hoi4 when

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>>147159148
>But in time, they will join you in the sun.
>tfw Germany will never reclaim it's Place in the Sun

>tfw you'll never participate in a kickass NSDAP party rally

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAkKmcFAOjk

>>147175027
It doesn't really seem like a bug to me. There are some bugs that reset relations when you load a game during a war, mind you, but that sounds like the normal AI flipping its attitude. Try to pinpoint the day. If it always happen in the same day, in the beginning of the month, then it's probably that. The game does a lot of calculations in the beginning of the month.

>>147175029
It is valuable, but you need Khasab too to trigger the modifier about controlling the persian gulf.

>Unrelated, but would it be possible to add something like the Baghdad railway or Cape to Cairo? Would be kinda cool to add seeing how big deals they were at the time
As a modifier? Problem with stuff like that, such as the siberian or transcontinental railway in the US, is that its importance is impossible to be simulated since the flow of goods only happens in a global scale.


>>147175918
It shouldn't really happen like that. I mean I know you are right about the modifier but I'm pretty sure I got in wars without my allies and didn't lose them because of it.

>>147162115
>>147162352
>they were born after 1913
And they said summer was just a meme

>>147175876
Isn't that just RNG personal union with ottomans

>>147176576
I think you missed the meme in my reply there mate.

>>147175876
who are you?

>>147171198
Get out Voltaire, you salty cuck

>>147166651
>>147167752
Is there a reason you niggers don't have Agnatic-Cognatic?

>>147176893
I realized your 'meme'. Doesn't change the fact that you should really get off this board if you were born after 1920 max

>>147176374
In my last Russia game I noticed that the Baby Boom modifier happened in Moscow. I think I got it from the Trans Siberian Railway events, but I thought those only gave Baby Booms in Siberian provinces. Is it a bug or is it on purpose? Got unusually high population that game

>>147176693
> PU
> with mudslims
What? Am i missing something?

>>147177609
Yes, heres your nose.

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>>147175934
Boudewijn of Jaffa-Ascalon moves forward with his plans to garner more power quickly, demanding of the young Baudouin V's regent, Jean de Dreux, that he be granted overlordship of the counties of Darom and Ascalon, "mine by right, by my title as Duc of Jaffa-Ascalon." Although Boudewijn is technically correct, those territories belong to none other than the Queen Mother, Sibylla d'Anjou, and granting Boudewijn control over them would be tantamount to signing over control of the Kingdom.

By exerting her authority as Queen Mother and with the support of Jean de Dreux, in the interest of maintaining stability in the Kingdom, Sibylla is able to rebuff Boudewijn's request for control of her lands; by writ of the King, she stays independent.

>>147177552
Delete this, Johan is a 6'5 proud arian

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>>147177182
No

>>147177583
One happens with the Alexander reforms decision, only for russian cores.

>>147177552
hes actually kinda cute

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What do?

>>147177754
Why is Voltaire so buttflustered about the HRE anyway?

>>147177747
This. May his autism grow while we wait the day on which our Saviour will expell the jew and bring back a new golden age to the GS

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>>147173338
I wish I still had manpower. Or a reasonable faction name.

>>147170361
>Jerusalem
Come the fuck on why does everyone love Jerusalem so much, is deus vult meming really that enjoyable?

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>>147177858
t. rotsky

>>147177858
Spread COMMUNISM!! XD

>>147177858
What the fuck is this meme?

>>147177858
Nice cheats.

>>147177858
BASED STALIN
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>>147178029
how different would the world be if trotsky took charge as lenin wanted instead of stalin

>>147177997
You'd have to ask the people who voted for it, anon. I held multiple polls about what start date to play, where in the world I was playing, who in that region I was playing, etc. In the end, Jerusalem won.

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>>147178198
>Stalin
>not "socialism in one country" cuck

>>147178117
I think that's a vanilla event. The Lebensraum one maybe, Gives a conquest on neighbors but since you can't use it, it's pretty useless.

>>147178313
He doesn't understand anything, me lad.

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Who should I play in ck2 lads

>>147178283
It just feels like every other AAR is Jerusalem for some reason, not least because of that one megacampaign Jerusalem AAR from ages ago.
should've done Ulm

>>147177685
>conclave
you've made a mistake

>>147178329
>france STILL can't unite with wallonia
>hurr durr the fact they share the same language, culture, and considered themselves the same isn't an argument
Fuck you, you fucking Flem.

>>147178251
I'd suppose Trotsky would have been way more militant in spreading communism either through indirect means like supplying resources to communist organizations abroad way more than Stalin did, or through direct means, that is military intervention to give power to communists abroad.
I think that'd have triggered WWIII and, as Trotsky said, communism would be global or wouldn't be at all. He was an all or nothing sorta guy.

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>>147177685
Wholly unsatisfied with the "King's" decision, Boudewijn declares war on Sibylla for control of Ascalon. As a weak King, and a child at that, Baudouin V can do nothing, especially not against Boudewijn's legal right to exert control over his proper territories. In an unfortunate turn of events for both parties, Sibylla will be forced to fight levies and lay siege to the castles of her own husband, Guy de Lusignan, who is vassal to Boudewijn.

Although this war is likely to drag on long and unduly weaken both parties, Baudouin's only comfort is the possibility that Boudewijn's seat in France--which, moreover, is landlocked--will prevent him from adequately coordinating his levies. It is a dim hope.

>>147178356
Hapsburgs

>>147178251
>trotsky continues to sink fucktons of money into funding useless leftists in other countries
>less money = less able to withstand operation barbarossa
>doesn't advance as far, maybe leaving czechoslovakia or yugoslavia to allies

>>147178480
This is gonna be a slow couple of decades, innit?

>>147178470
If they considered themselves the same they wouldn't call themselves flemish

>>147178480
>mother is about to be raped by her hubby
What are her levies compared to his and her commanders?

>>147178604
>>147178479
>implying Trotsky'ist Russia could have hold off the fascist menace
Go to sleep memesters, comrade Stalin did nothing wrong

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Well, shit

>>147178839
Trotsky would have probably never signed the Peace Agreement with Hitler. I'm guessing that would have made the USSR-Germany war begin way sooner. I'm not sure what would that imply though. Who benefitted the most from the peace agreement?

>>147178898
>7 militancy

>>147178705
For the first couple decades, yes, it's going to be slow. Because pretty much everything that happens now (and it's going to be a lot (new Crusades, Jihads, etc.) because the game just began) is going to be important, since I'm so weak.

>>147178752
Her husband's? His levies are that 594 army, she actually wiped his troops.

Gonna play me some Normandymod, choose a cuntry pls.

http://poal.me/tbsrig

http://poal.me/tbsrig

>>147178898
>Soviet Fascists
Why are they not called Russian fascists?

>>147179324
the Russian national identity has been purged. They are all Soviet workers now

http://poal.me/bhukc0
http://poal.me/bhukc0
http://poal.me/bhukc0

Extremely important poll, please vote

>>147179017
>giving in to the peasants

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hello lads anybody got the russian mod archive mega thanks

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>>147178480
At quite possibly the worst time, disaster strikes: Salah ad-Din, upon hearing news of the infighting in the Kingdom, declares his intention for an expedition into Oultrejourdain, with the intention of uniting his possessions in Arabia and Egypt via the Sinai.

The loss of Oultrejourdain to the Kingdom of Jerusalem cannot be overstated; its port, Elim, represents Christianity's only access to the lucrative Red Sea trade, and it fields boast over 1,000 knights in service to his Majesty; were the duchy to be lost and Salah ad-Din to grow even more mighty, Jerusalem might never be able to recover, economically or militarily.

Based on the forces he displayed in his skirmishes against Baudouin IV, Raimond de Toulouse estimates Salah ad-Din might be able to raise as many as 16,000 infidels against Jerusalem, whereas Baudouin V can manage, at best, 10,000 Christian souls. He will undoubtedly be forced to call upon his vassal holy orders and their elite troops for aide, but with Sunni holy orders promising support to Salah ad-Din, the lords of Jerusalem are at the point of openly expressing doubts about their chances for victory.

Jean de Dreux hands out titles like honeyed sweets--Senechal to Raimond de Toulouse, Keeper of the Swans to Boudewijn, Master of the Hunt to Joscelin of Acre, Master of Horse to Roger of the Knights Hospitalier, Almoner to Gerard of the Knights Templar--but this does little more than quiet their fears: in their hearts, they know well that they still must face the same Sultan who flatly defeated them under Baudouin IV.

>>147161817
>laissez-faire

Do you like your capitalists building clipper and explosive factories?

>>147179792
rip

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>>147179792
The Battle of Il de Graye, the county seat of Elim. Having been invested by the captain of the Mamluks, Salah ad-Din's elite infantry, it lacked support troops and generals, leaving its famed horse archers vulnerable. Although the Mohammedan had taken up favorable terrain in the county, Jerusalem's foremost tactician, Baron Thierry d'Arsour, believed that quickly defeating the Mamluk forces represented Jerusalem's only hope of final victory.

As Salah ad-Din's reinforcements speed across the desert to aide their beleaguered ally, much--perhaps all--now lies in the hands of Thierry d'Arsour, and the battle of Il de Graye.

Hey lads, thinking of getting into CK II. I have most of the DLC, except conclave. Which patch version is the best to play with?

As stupid as it may sound, I don't know how to play CKII. Are there any good ways to learn? With pretty much every other Paradox GS game (Victoria II, EU3, EU4, HOI3, etc.), I've just learnt from experiencing the game.

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>>147180579
We have victory, glory be the name of Christ! Thierry thoroughly thrashed the Mamluk commander at Elim, then forced him into the mountainous terrain at Maan, only to pursue the Mohammedan there and crush him again, dual blows against the Islamic invader!

Nevertheless, in spite of these glorious successes, the joy of Thierry's unexpected victories may prove short-lived. Salah ad-Din's two primary armies are now converging on the seat of young Baudouin V's mother, at Darom. Although Thierry races to catch the infidel's army currently marching through Monreal, it might prove impossible to intercept, and if it does it would necessitate a battle between the full strength of Jerusalem and Salah ad-Din's forces all at a single location. Once again, the Ducs and Comtes of the Kingdom hold their breath.

>>147174201
>>147174802
Happens to me also, they break the alliance even if i am at max relations with them, even spherelings do it

>>147158391
Hoi4 patch 1.1 in mega when?

Why don't we call them Mohammedans anymore?

Playing Russia in eu3 5.2

How do I keep up with tech?

>>147180579
>>147180956
loving it anon

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>>147180956
To the despair of the nobility throughout Jerusalem, the two Ayyubid hosts were able to link up in St-Abraham and, from there, to march on Monreal. Many believed it was then over, based on Salah ad-Din's mighty performance against Baudouin IV.

Unfortunately for Salah ad-Din's forces, subjected to attrition in the hot, dry terrain of St-Abraham and deprived of their greatest commander, the leader of the Mamluks, they stood little chance against the entrenched Christian defenders in the mountains of Monreal; the fight was an unexpected route, with Christian forces absolutely devastating the ranks of the infidel.

Tierry d'Arsour now pursues the fleeing Muslim forces into the desert, hoping to give battle at a small town called Amman....

>>147181213
It implies they worship Muhammad and that's not politically correct

>>147177552
Wtf i love Johan now

>>147181591
But followers of Christ are called Christians

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>>147181561
Following a whirlwind of victories in the desert, Salah ad-Din's ability to challenge Jerusalem is almost at an end; Tierry d'Arsour anticipates that the Egyptian Sultan will soon be forced to surrender. That a hefty indemnity will be a part of the negotiations is a foregone conclusion.

Also, due to a major rebellion in the Sultanate of the Maghreb and rising confidence that Christian aide will not be necessary in Jerusalem, Pope Urbanus III has called for another Crusade, the Third Crusade, to wrest control of Andalusia from the Mohammedans. Unfortunately, Jerusalem is not in a position to aide her Christian brethren, but Baudouin V hopes the Crusade will be a success.

Elsewhere in the world, a major rebellion grips England as Occitan peoples in southern France revolt for independence, and the Basileia Rhomaion, which had been attacked by Sultan Melik Seljuk of Rum (his father, Kilij Arslan II, having died under suspicious circumstances some months beforehand), has captured the Sultan and forced terms for his defeat upon him. Already weak and decadent, Melik's defeat could spell a downward spiral for Rum.

>>147181989
Jesus was god in mortal form
Mohammed was just a prophet

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>>147179718

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>>147178251
His shit would have been kicked in.

>>147177685
There you go, don't let the mean man take mommy's counties away.

>>147178480
Will this ruin their sex life?

>>147179792
The Child King will lead us to victory.

>>147182145
this desu.

Muhammed was just a messenger while Christians literally think Jesus was non-human.

Which EUIV start date is the least shit?

>>147178480
What map mod?

>>147182506
At least you have time to paint the map in the grand campaign

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>>147182125
The peace terms enforced upon Salah ad-Din. In addition to a general agreement not to raid Jerusalemite territories and a ten-year truce with Baudouin V, the Sunni Sultan was forced to pay an incredible indemnity of over 1,000 ducats (or, more precisely, the equivalent in Egyptian coinage).

The terms of the peace have left Salah ad-Din humiliated, and have even led to some of the Ulema to question his right to rule. Worse, though, they have left him a pauper in his own realm, virtually incapable of projecting his power or defending against the schemes the lesser Egyptian lords, lords who are now all the more free to act after Salah ad-Din's armies have been horribly defeated. All does not appear well for the Sultan.

For the time being, however, Baudouin V is far more interested in the maintenance of his own realm. "God has seen fit to shelter us in his own hand and to protect the Kingdom of Christ we seek to build on Earth," the somber young man said to his guardian, Bishop Geoffroy. "Now that we are free from the threat of Saladin, we must go forth and teach our Heathen subjects why their God is false. Only when they believe in Christ to the full, as we do, shall we truly be the cradle of Christ on Earth."

Whether Geoffroy believed him or not matters little; Jean de Dreux was still regent, and, now that the crisis had past, was once again unwilling to surrender any authority to the young Baudouin V.

>>147182707
>implying I want to blob like a degenerate

>>147182815
>implying there's anything else to do in MEME-IV

>>147182691
mini-SWMH

>>147182468
>literally
Learn what this word means
Jesus is the union of divinity and humanity according to the actual Christian church

What country to play for CKII?

I don't particularly want to just start at 1066, is anyone good for 769 or 867?

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>>147182808
In spite of the King's obvious wishes, Boudewijn was able to force his claim upon Ascalon on his mother, Sibylla d'Anjou. Although she remains technically independent, she does so only as Comtesse of Darom.

Shortly thereafter, the Knights Templar and Knights Hospitalier agree to work together to assault the fortress of Masyaf, the western-most outpost of the order of the Hashashin, the deadly assassins. Baudouin V--although, in truth, he has little say as to the actions of his vassals--provides his full support to the endeavor, and lauds the "children of Christ" working together so readily.

Ded

>>147183416
Byzantium.

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>>147183545
Confident over the seizure of Ascalon and smarting at the Comte Raimond III of Tripoli's continued control over Tiberias--a rightful vassal of the Duchy of Galilee--Duc Boudewijn once again strikes, this time against one much closer to his own strength.

To say that this is an entirely safe venture for Boudewijn would be gravest understatement, for not only is Raimond III powerful, he has also become more than slightly unhinged after participating in the war against Salah ad-Din on the front lines. Knights in his service whisper that he exited the desert after the final victory against Saladin changed, alternately speaking in tongues and drooling on himself. Rumor also has it that he flatly refuses to touch his wife, the Comtesse Eschiva, any longer, although that rumor is hardly substantiated.

Baudouin V desperately attempted to intercede between Raimond and Boudewijn, to no avail. Neither wish to listen to the twelve-year-old King, and would instead prefer to solve their differences with steel.

>>147183173
To be divine you must LITERALLY be part non-human. My word choice is correct.

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>>147181561
BY THE GLORY OF THE LORD

>>147183545
Down they fall

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>>147184737
In nomine Dei, sumus victores! Caliph Ya'qub, beset by his realm's rebellion and lacking help from the many Shi'a rulers in his Sultanate, could not hope to resist the onslaught of Christ, and as a result the infidel has been completely driven from Spain.

When it came time to divide the spoils of war, the King of Castile was the favorite to receive the Kingdom of Andalusia--it is more than some surprise, then, that Pontifex Maxiumus Urbanus III has decided to grant the Kingdom to Sancho de Bourgogne of Portugal. This will undoubtedly cause a great deal of strife between the two realms over the years, and many, both within and without Iberia, question the Pope's decision.

Nevertheless, this is a time to rejoice in Christ! Baudouin V, for the first time overriding the will of his regent, Jean de Dreux, announces a summer fair in Jerusalem to celebrate the victory.

pls no bully over my shitty Latin

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>>147162765
Is that UnHPM for the latest HPM version?

>>147185602
Since you're using HIP for CK2 are you planning to use MEIOU for EU4?

How does UnHPM differ from HPM? I'm getting sick of bugs in HPM

>>147185789
>implying I'm going to megacampaign this
There's about a 2% chance of that happening, anon. Even if it did, I don't know anything about what I'd do in EU4. I'm not very fond of it as a game.

>>147186182
>giving up already
lad...

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>>147186078
>I'm getting sick of bugs in HPM
If you thought HPM was bad...

>>147186320
It's not about giving up, I'm just not going to be available come September. I only have until the end of August to finish this, and then at least 10 months of heavy workload after that. I wouldn't be able to continue until next summer, and by then conversion would be a great deal more difficult.

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>>147185602
Due partly to the "weakness" shown by Jean de Dreux in allowing the twelve-year-old Baudouin V to override him in the matter of a summer fair, the younger de Dreux was replaced by his father, Robert the Great. Robert is a kind old man, but terribly ambitious; he hopes to use Jerusalem to assist him in seizing his "birthright," the Kingdom of France, and little else. As such he is incredibly standoffish toward Baudouin V, refusing to consult with him on any matters and moving forward with decisions entirely independently.

His first act as Regent was to name himself Cupbearer to the King (he never fulfilled his duties, but did make use of the title on seals and in the form of its permanent stipend).

>>147186465
Forgot to ask: sh-should I activate it?

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Anyone remember the good old Russian Revolution of 1858? Thanks HPM

>>147186465
Jesus... what is that?

>>147186613
I'll miss you anon

>>147186959
Happens all the time due to a missed bracket

>>147187079
Where? How can I fix it myself? I'm really curious what it does.

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>>147186785
One day in early September, as a procession of Baudouin V, his retainers, and Bishop Geoffroy were passing the Dome of the Rock when they came across a Muslim Imam who was offering prayer to Allah in its shade. Surprised that the Muslim man would offer prayer before what was now a Christian building, the ever-curious Baudouin chose--much to the chagrin of Geoffroy--to speak to the Imam, and they engaged in a protracted theological discussion with the help of a translator.

"Why is it that you pray before a building of Christ?" young Baudouin asked.

"I do not pray before a building of your God," the Imam replied, "but before a building built by the Caliphs of Islam. But neither does that matter: I pray before it merely because it offers shade to me while I pay homage to Allah."

"But there is a crucifix attached to the building there!" the King pointed. "Whatever your intention, you are praying nigh to a building where Christ Jesus holds sway!"

"If that is so, I should be doomed in the whole," the Imam responded, "for I pray in a Christian city in a Christian Kingdom, do I not? But I am not concerned, nor should any Muslim be. We do not hold there to be power in such symbols; they are wrought by man, and hold nothing of Allah in them. Allah is in the air, and the water, and the mind."

Baudouin pondered the Imam's statement for a long time before he cautiously probed further, into the beliefs of Islam, their prophets, and what tenets they were meant to hold. All the while his retinue grew more and more concerned with his behavior, but none could manage to pull the King away from his newfound friend.

When he learned that many of Islam's prophets matched those of Christianity, and that many of their core tenets were the same, he rejoiced. "Glory to God! It is true that we are not nearly so different as I once thought. If only others saw this, and we might have peace!"

"If only, Lord of the Christians," the Imam nodded sagely, "if only."

Is 3.03 or 3.04 the better patch for Vicky 2? What's the downside of 3.04 other than what I imagine would be a smaller player/mod base?

>>147187429
3.03. Don't listen to the redditors claiming the Wiz memepatch is better

>>147187429
Geneva convention sucks balls compared to 3.03

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How do I install the Archive DLC of HOI3 for Steam?

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Please, Mr. AI. Do something. I am a minor and I can't fight ALL of your shit for you.

>>147187641
This nigga germany is actually LOSING war participation by now

>>147183545
convert to tengri

>>147187547
Why though? A lot of changes seem better. Particularly the crises can happen on any continent now thing.

>>147187589
That's true, but at least it presents a real choice now.

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>>147187326
Facing yet another rebellion on the heels of Philippe II of France's successful seizure of Normandie, King Henry II of England has established an Anti-Pope--Silvester IV--in the hopes of strengthening his control within his own realm.

In reality, Henry is likely only to infuriate his vassals and bring down Philippe's wrath on himself all the sooner, but the announcement of the Catholic schism has shaken faithful even so far away as Jerusalem. Even following a successful Crusade and the repelling of the Ayyubids, that Catholicism can be struck to its core by such a petty squabble is regarded as disgusting.

world tension is so fucked, as a small nation you can't do shit...

>play sweden
>add fascist demagogue
>sit and stare on screen for ages
>spanish civil war
>spanish civil war ends, fucking 20% tension
>japan attacks china and that other bitch
>fucking 40%
>"okay, I'm going to start fabricating on norw-"
>"guaranteed by england and france"
>exit game

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>>147187624
Bump

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ok so my one year old daughter became a count in a different kingdom, she has no heir, how can I take the county and integrate it into my own kingdom?

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>make anti pope
>nobody in my empire likes him
>priests pay their shekel to me now

>>147188228
>play meme game
>get memed
surprised?

>>147188285
archive dlc?

>>147188285
Download it here mate

http://www.torrentdownload.on.zoy.org/7b5bfc998a55%Hearts-of-Iron-3-Leak-Multiplayer-and-DLC/

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>>147188480
The DLC Collection

>>147187326
Very nice anecdote but you do realize this means you have to get him to commit suicide as soon as possible

>>147188546
Wow thanks lad

>>147188546
Amazing

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>>147188546
don do it. got this virus

>>147188558
mate if you're not going to buy the DLC just pirate the entire thing for fuck sake

>>147188320
she's third in line to your titles by the looks of things
die
get you son killed when you start playing as him
play as her

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VERY IMPORTANT POLL

poal.me/suplra
poal.me/suplra
poal.me/suplra
poal.me/suplra

>>147188684
were all the nose portraits in ck2 based of johan and wiz? is that why theyre all fat babyfaces?

>>147188871
suplra

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>>147188115
Perhaps predictably, Guy de Lusignan was revealed to be plotting against the life of Baudouin V in anticipation of the potential succession of his own child with Baudouin's mother, Amaury de Lusignan.

Baudouin V favored imprisoning the "thrice-damned traitor," but his council--of which Guy's liege, Boudewijn, was a member--refused to act on such a demand. Fuming and with his hands tied, Baudouin was forced to turn to his new regent (Robert the Great having died several months past), Grandmaster Gerard of the Knights Templar. Gerard favored informing Guy that the Knights would take action against him as an "un-Christian ruler" if he failed to immediately cease all activities against Baudouin and re-swear fealty to him. In the face of such a threat, the young Comte was reluctantly forced to do just that, although Baudouin promised "eternal vigilance against such a swine as one who would plot against his own lord."

Also at this time, Henry II of England died of natural causes, and his heir, Richard, dissolved the anti-Papacy of Silvester IV upon his succession, reuniting Catholicism once again.