/sthg/ - Sonic the Hedgehog General

holy hell Amerifats
wake up
worthless selfbumb

WINNER!

>>147070151
what did you win anon

How do you make those collages anway?

>>147070247
autism and lots of time

>>147069949
Out of curiosity what would sthg say is they're favorite ark post reboot for the archie comics for both main series and universe

>>147070114
>wake up
Dude, it's 2PM EST here. Everyone's at work. Learn to time zone.

>>147070549
>posting from work
>but apparently unable to create a new thread

ok

>>147070547
>Main series
Champions
>Universe
Eggman's Dozen

/sthg/, what is your worst case scenario for the next mainline sonic game?

>>147070547
>Main series
Champions

>Universe
WHY IS MY ISLAND SIDEWAYS The Echidna.
The one with Shadow and Knuckles fighting over the Master Emerald.

Knuckles post-reboot a best.

>>147070547
>Main series
Champions
>Universe
Eggman's Dozen

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>>147071421
Sonic Adventure 3 is an MMORPG with 3 factions.
Hero Faction
Eggman Faction
G.U.N. Faction

>>147070549
I know it's 2 pm there when it's 9 pm here
why don't you do graveyard shift :^)

>>147071692
>Hero Faction
But Sonic can't be a faction by himself

>>147071421
They get overly ambitious again, resulting in a fucked up dev process when Sega execs remind them they had a deadline to meet.

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>>147071692
Gotta say, I'm failing to see why this would necessarily be a bad thing. If you could elaborate?

>>147071421
Webber convinces Iizuka that the fans would really like it if the writer for the comics wrote the games. Iizuka then picks up some comics to see who the writer is and the first one he gets is written by Penders.

>>147071421
It's SA3
Written by P+G

>>147071421
Sonic Colors 3

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>>147072050
Donut Steels
xXSh4d0daHedgegodXx
Soonic, Sonnik, Sonac..etc

>>147071421
Shadow the Hedgehog 2

>>147072578
>Donut Steels
And? It's an MMO. That's kind of the point.

Look, I know there's a bit of a taboo against fan characters, but you guys have to let that go. Ultimately, a silly recolor that someone made for their fanfic is harmless. Seriously, why are you so scared of OCs?

>>147071421
Worst case scenario is no games, only memes.

>>147073621
So what you're saying is that the worst case scenario is what's actually going to happen?

>>147073213
This desu.
Raving about fan characters is so 2009. Wish more people would come to terms with that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7X9akJt1OZ8

Which transformation sequence is the hypest?

>>147073786
Unleashed or Adventure 2.

>>147073213
Would you really enjoy a Sonic game with other random people playing the same game at the same time as you as you collect 7 discolored Fox butts for some NPC?

>>147074496
Isn't socialization also part of the point of MMOs?

Again, not really seeing your point here.

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>>147074958
Well whatever then. It's just my opinion.

>>147071692
>>147074496
An online game would work if it was like XenoVerse instead of a typical MMO.

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>>147074958
>socialising with hundreds of kids and autists flirting with each other as their OC's running around and being all *snuggles with paws*
>not your idea of hell

>>147075058
A miserable pile of secrets.

>>147071421
I have no idea. There are a millon bad scenarios, but I'm not sure what's the worst one. Probably them ditching Modern, or doing something really bad with him like a meme game or something like severely screwing up their personalities even more, or something completely boring. Or a redesign, oh god.

So yeah, I think I'm probably screwed, it's hard for at least one of those not to happen.

>>147075685
>Isn't that more or less what we do all the time in this general?
No. Not really

>>147075685
Not even close to what we do in here.

>>147075685
Socializing with hundreds of autists: yes
The other stuff: not do much

>>147073786
Advance or Dreamcast Adventure.

>>147072508
We'd need Sonic Colors 2 first... And considering Colors was the best of the boost trilogy...

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>>147075968
>>147076147
>>147076321
>that denial
I dunno, between all the artist drama, shipping, waifu-fagging, and speculating on the characters' sexual habits...

>>147076852
And? State your point instead of trailing off like a narcoleptic retard.

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>>147076989
Okay, I'm saying you're in denial about being exactly the same as the demographic you fear so much. You do the exact same shit, the only real difference being that lack of asterisks.

I'm also saying you're a bunch of pussies for crying bitch tears at the mere existing of OCs.

>>147071421
More classic sonic pandering

>>147076852

>wolf twins pendered

I'm still waiting on a new replacement pair of somewhat stacked twins whose potential isn't floundered before they begin, Flynn.

>>147077297
We are far from the same when it comes to execution and by "we" I mean the few people that do each of those things. I guess you forget that they get told to fuck off when they get out of line. Or maybe you're just confusing some /v/ threads for here. Either way you're wrong in at least one way or another.
You also seem to forget how cancerous OCs are to begin with. Most of the people here can barely stand the two made here even though they were made to be as inoffensive as possible with almost no personality or traits, much less a backstory.

>>147076598
What is Sonic Lost World?

>>147077663
You sure do protest alot for someone who claims to not do those things.

>>147075084
>Sonic Xenoverse
Is it bad that I want this?

>>147077663
>You also seem to forget how cancerous OCs are to begin with. Most of the people here can barely stand the two made here even though they were made to be as inoffensive as possible with almost no personality or traits, much less a backstory.
Again, I don't under stand this at all. Why are OCs bad?

>>147077775
You fucking me? Wisps doesn't make Lost World into Colors 2. Fuck, all games in the future are gonna have wisps dude, they're Sonic's fire flowers.

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>>147077828
>You guys do X
>No we don't.
>BOY, YOU SURE ARE PROTESTING A LOT.

>>147077913
Considering it would be a Dimps Sonic game, I'd feel more bad for you getting your hypothetical hopes up.

>>147077828
And how does that in any way mean that what you say is correct? Are you perhaps retarded?
>>147077958
I'm not gonna spend all day sstating something that doesn't really need to be said but the gist is that they're detrimental to the fanbase of a franchise and generally leads to the growth of actual autists if left unchecked. See CWC.

>>147078084
Nah, that one guy's response was definitely way more than that.

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>>147077682
>The Chaotix in

WHAT

IN WHAT

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>>147078002
>they're Sonic's fire flowers
Oh jesus you're right

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>>147078235
>I'm not gonna spend all day sstating something that doesn't really need to be said
great way to lead an argument there, chum

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>>147077682
>>147078287

>>147078498
It really goes without being said at this point in time, anon. If you don't understand why OCs are cancer, and this applies to any and all fanbases and franchises, then you were probably born in this century.

>>147078312
I feel like Iizuka explicitly made the comparison between Wisps and Mario power-ups in an interview once, though I might be imagining that.

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>>147078235
>>147078774
>Why are OCs bad?
>Because I say so!

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>>147078774

>>147078985
You have to be older than 18 to post here.

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>>147078774
Yeah, still waiting for you to back that one up.

>>147079042
Says the guy sperging out over OCs.

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>>147079042
>he gets mad about what other autists do in their free time

>>147079196
>>>/dA/
>>>/tumblr/

OCs in and of themselves don't have to be a bad thing, the reason why people hate OCs is because they are more often than not self-insert characters who exist so the creator can feel more important than established characters.

Bump and Sage are fine since they're basically just inoffensive mascots. SuperDude the HyperFoxDragon who's more powerful than Shadow and fucks all the hot girls is what people think of when they hate OCs.

>>147079393
>SuperDude the HyperFoxDragon who's more powerful than Shadow and fucks all the hot girls is what people think of when they hate OCs.
Doesn't help that 99% of OCs are exactly that.

>>147079479
They're fun to laugh at, who cares?

>>147071692

Why would GUN be separated from Hero?

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>>147079559
Because I'm not an apathetic fag that doesn't care about the quality of the fanbase I'm in. The only time OCs are excusable are when actual thought is put into them or when actual kids make them.
Sonic 06 was fun to laugh at. Who cares that it was one of the worst games of that generation or that it finished turning Sonic into the laughing stock of the industry? It was just a prank, bro.

>>147079571
G.U.N has always been a separate faction in all media they feature in. They're more or less the Neutral to the FF's Good and Eggman's Evil.

G.U.N is always just looking out for their own territories, even if they'll occasionally help out Sonic and friends when it's practical.

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>>147079805
I mean, I get your point about 06, but you take the fandom too seriously, bro.

>>147080073
Not really. I just think that people that find no problem whatsoever with OCs to be utter idiots that deserve to be made fun of and/or shit on.

>>147078498
That Eggman picture reminds me of a fan comics I read ages back. It was shit, but it went along the lines of World destroyed, Eggman, Knuckles and Amy team up with >Not Shadow I think, and then Sonic's dead and Eggman makes guns and shit.
Can't find it these days.

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>>147080198
See, that kind of talk is exactly what I'm talking about. Fortunately I've got more Swatbots.

>>147079393

I must add however that most of the times OCs are for self insert. It's like when you create a character in Skyrim: 90% of the time you want to self insert in this world.

In my OP, the problem arrives as you said when they try to be better than the main characters (like if you made yourself richer than Bill Gates in Fimfiction) or uses them just to stroke your ego.

>>147080378
No amount of images will make you not an idiot.

>>147078875
He did. He stated that they were to help make Sonic's gameplay more unique. Mario has the Fire Flowers to slightly alter his gameplay, and Sonic has the Wisps.

>>147080437
>It's like when you create a character in Skyrim: 90% of the time you want to self insert in this world.
That's pretty much the entire point of an RPG.

>>147080028

When did G.U.N. act antagonistic to the FF?

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Saw this request in the pastebin.

>>147080582

Which would also be the point of a MMORPG.

>>147080650
You besides the entirety of SA2?

>>147080787
They were only really after Sonic.

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>>147080506
Hold on, let me help.

Seriously man chill out. If you're so insecure to where you think people who have different opinions than you are scum of the earth you need to step back and reexamine the situation.

>>147080776
Actually the point of a MMORPG is to waste the time of anyone that plays it, eat their wallet, and have no real substance.

>>147080862
And hired Rouge to spy and get intel on Eggman and Project Shadow.

>>147080787

SA2 was like the Sonic games dark age through. Nowhere close to the lighter hearted touch of the new universe.

>>147080862
Still fought against Tails and Knuckles.

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>>147080993
>lighter-hearted touch

>>147080650
GUN and Kingdom of Acorn must have had some beef in the past.
King Acorn caught on before any serious damage was done but then Eggman was in charge of the place until Sonic took over the place and rescued King Acorn.

I'm guessing G.U.N. took a while to be convinced that "The furry king was duped and therefore please forgive the whole preparing for war" thing.

>>147080948

While roleplaying.

>>147080906
Didn't call you scum of the earth. Just an idiot. Either through choice or ignorance.

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>>147080650
>>147080787
>>147080862
>>147080952
Exactly, G.U.N is definitely the neutral faction. There would've been no conflict with Sonic if Sonic and Shadow didn't look exactly the same.

PERFECTLY IDENTICAL.

>>147071692
i would play this if i can make a character like topaz

>>147081256
But, anon. It was dark out.

>>147080710
Perfect

>>147080710
Saved to be put to future good use. You've done a great service today.

>>147081256
when i was a kid and booted up shadow the hedgehog the first time my mom instantly asked "why is sonic black?"

yea

>>147081546
She must have freaked out when you got a gun.

>>147081256
Either the normal people of the United Federation are idiots, or G.U.N. just thinks they are.

Either way, shittiest cover-up ever. They've fallen a long way since the ARK incident. Now that was a thing of beauty. Kill a bunch of scientists and a 12 year old girl, execute the world famous lead scientist and blame it all on "an accident"? S Rank stuff, 50s G.U.N.

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>>147081198
And you're an idiot for arguing with them. Case closed.

>>147081690
That may be so but I'd rather care than not.

>>147081090

> implying killing isn't darker than capturing

You may argue, but killing (giving a definitive end) will always be seen as worse than sending a character to limbo, freezing it on ice or taking their life force. The word kill just have more impact.

>>147081682

To be fair Gerald needed to die. Too bad for Maria through.

>>147082127
Some things are worse than death, anon.

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Here I come to save this general.

>>147082584
There seems to be only one place in existence in England that actually lists this, Forbidden Planet, so hopefully they don't fuck it up.

>>147082727
>Forbidden Planet
Oh boy, can't wait to buy this for £20.

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Did somebody say PREVIEWS?

>>147082579

But they are not considerated 'worse' per se. Ian did his best to make Eggman threatening without regressing to the dark ages (which is a good thing), but nowhere is freezing a henchmen comparable with the killing, poisoning or genocide of the first issues.

>>147082795
£2.65, if all goes well.

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>>147082809

>$599 US DOLLARS

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>>147082809
>Memes
AARON

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>>147082809
>giant enemy crab meme
No. Bad Ian. Bad. No. NO.

>>147083308
Eh considering classic sonics maturity I'm okay with it seems somewhat in charicter

>>147083026
>Ro-butt-nik
I'm so confused!

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The next nearest island is... something you'll have to see in July 6.

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>>147083026
>Eastwatch Islands
Will we being seeing North Island anytime soon?

Eastwatch Island!

>>147083026
>Ro-butt-nik
>>147083581
>Eggman

What does it mean?

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>>147083026
>ancient gears
So will a REAL doctor be showing up soon?

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>>147082809
>>147083026
>Sonic's spines are similar to that of CD/OVA
Thanks for posting this anon

>>147083524
Ro-butt-nik was an insult typically used by Sonic in the American cartoons.

>>147083695
He calls him both.

>>147083767
That's PROFESSOR Crowler to you, anon.

>>147083828
I meant that I'm confused because I thought Robotnik and all derivations had been wiped from modern sonic. The last time it was used was, what, SA1?

>>147084020
I think you're over thinking this...

>>147084020
His full name is Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik, what's so hard to understand?

>>147084020
SA2, and it's not like they aren't allowed the use the name.

>>147084020
It was also used in SA2 and Generations.

>>147083581
Glad to see Sally And Rotor showing up in this issue.

>>147084020

Generations.

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>>147081256
>G.U.N is definitely the neutral faction

>>147084116
>>147084184
>>147084187
>>147084203
>>147084303

Right. I'll just sit over here in the corner, being retarded.

>>147084498
There there, anon, don't feel bad. It's just that we recently went over this a week ago because someone asked Iizuka about it in an anniversary interview and many were flabbergasted that this is still an issue.

>>147082809
How is Tails still alive when he is grabbed like that

>>147083026
God they are so fucking cute

>>147083228
>It's been a while
what did he mean by this

>snarky Sonic
I can't wait for mega drive to come out

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Post pictures of Sally.

>>147083767
I always thought Jaden and Syrus' Japanese voice actors would be perfect for Sonic and Tails if there needed to be a replacement.

>>147081256
Inject Sonic with Black Arms DNA. Give him new gloves and hover skates, with inhibitor rings. Voila, you got Shadow!

>>147084972
Tails is invincible.

>>147085752
Fuck off Sparky.

>>147086178
That wasn't me.

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>>147085518
Dr. Robotnik the Elder was an old school mad scientist. You can tell because in his efforts to create a being immune to aging and disease, the so called Ultimate Lifeform, he ended up with a giant cyborg lizard, and an anthropomorphic hedgehog.

And logic dictates there were other prototypes. You can't make such a being after only two tries.

Tails isn't invincible.

He is immortal, though. Well, in the infinite ressurection sense.

>>147086494
The other prototypes were probably 'Dark-Tails' and 'Dark-Knuckles'.

>>147086494
>And logic dictates there were other prototypes.
Well yeah, the Artificial Chaos. Plus he also discovered Emerl, so there may have been experimentation involving that.

>>147086589
This is what I should have said. Thanks for the improvement.

What if Gerald actually created artificial versions of most of the game canon mobian cast (except Shadow and Silver, for obvious reasons)?

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Actually, why didn't Gerald just make Maria into a cyborg? I think she'd have been okay with it since 1) let's face it, she was a Robotnik, and 2) mechanical body > death.

He made the Biolizard after all, so it's not like he hasn't made cyborgs before.

>>147086993
Gerald was doing his thing before most of the game canon mobians were alive. Gerald's inventions corresponding with each one becomes more and more statistically improbable as sonic's group of friends expands.

Sonic has a lot of friends, so I think Gerald having a counterpart for mostly everyone would be poor writing/difficult to justify.

>>147072578
>implying I wouldn't make a dozen Gohans and play as them just like in Xenoverse

>>147087587
>nope, no games up here!

>>147075138
>Not wanting to grief/gank said hundreds of kids and autists as robot master race

>>147087565
Well, at least Tails and Knuckles would make sense.

What if they made a Sonic MMO but instead of making an OC they do it like that Marvel MMO years back where everyone plays as Spider-Man, Wolverine, Hulk, etc but they're just Spider-Man from Universe #98234793 which just so happens to be exactly the same as Universe #616 Spider-Man up until the point he was yanked out of his universe?

>>147087402

Her Super AIDS might've rejected the cybernetics.

or something

>>147077682
What are they looking at? The door's the other way.

>>147088194
It's noir, anon, you wouldn't understand.

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>>147087402
I don't think that Gerald would risk putting cybernetics on his daughter. I don't think that Maria would have wanted that either. Besides, Gerald didn't know that G.U.N. would come and wreak his shit, he probably thought that he had plenty of time to find a cure.

>>147087587
I spy with my giant monoeye.

>>147088048
Knuckles especially since so much of Gerald's research involved ancient echidna civilizations, whether looking into Knuckles Clan lore like Chaos and the Hidden Palace mural, or Nocturnus Clan tech like Emerl.

If it weren't for the mural of Doomsday Zone, Project Shadow could've ended with a fake echidna instead of a fake hedgehog. And now my fanfic wheels are turning...

>>147087587
Who is drawing these for the Sonic tumblr?

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>>147088478
>I don't think that Gerald would risk putting cybernetics on his daughter.
Granddaughter. And why not? The plan here was to inject her with alien blood to make her nigh immortal.

>I don't think that Maria would have wanted that either.
Again, why not? She was a Robotnik. She may have been a sweetheart, but that kind of insanity is hereditary.

>>147089227
>The plan here was to inject her with alien blood to make her nigh immortal.

We don't know what the plan was.

>Again, why not? She was a Robotnik.

Gerald is not a roboticitist and this was decades before Ivo started his shit.

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>>147089536
>We don't know what the plan was.
We need to find out. That's a bit of step three profit shit otherwise.

>Gerald is not a roboticitist and this was decades before Ivo started his shit.
Need I point out the giant cyborg lizard again?

>>147089747
He was hired to create "the ultimate lifeform", I'm no expert but I believe you would hire a geneticist for that.

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Someone on SSMB got Megadrive.

>>147090003
Actually made me laugh really hard. Thanks, Ron.

>>147088049
What would a Sonic MMO even play like?

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SCAN THE FULL FUCKING ISSUE IF ANYONE'S GOT IT EARLY

>>147090349
Shit.

>>147090472
I've got it, it's good. Fuck you though, I'm not bending my issue for people who won't support Sonic.

>>147090472
Buy it

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My original character, simply known as "Military Project", codenamed: Threat.Created by Professor Gerald as well, He's the spitting image of Tails, sharing his flight, agility, and intelligence, and he manipulates the strange time-dimensional space generated by the rings (Special Zone) to do all sorts of thing. Heavily experimented on and tortured by the other military scientists, he is a deeply, deeply troubled kid hidden behind a mask of innocence and smiles, as well as using his intellect to mess with everyone's minds.

>>147090472
>he didn't preorder

What a fucking goof!

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>>147090668

>Military Project the Threat

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>>147090668
My other original character Knocturnus the Echidna. Created by Professor Gerald originally to protect and watch over the ARK, mostly the Emerald Altar replica, but Knocturnus didn't want to accept this responsibility and destiny, so he runs away from it. He's the spitting image of Knuckles, sharing his strength and power, and martial arts skills, Knocturnus is a maverick and a trickster, highly unorthodox with a love for pranking others and stuff. He uses the power of the Master Emerald to... "glitch" reality, almost like an actual Debug Mode power or something.

>>147089943
Actually Gerald was hired to develop weapons for G.U.N. Getting to work on a N.I.D.S. cure was a bonus.

Gerald also strikes me as one of those fictional smart guys with expertise in a bunch of different disciplines; genetics, robotics, archaeology, chaosology, etc.

>>147090617
Doin' God's work soldier.

>>147090897
Military Project, Threat
Miles Prower, Tails

>>147090617
I respect this. Knew I should have preordered, but I guess I can wait until my copy comes later.

>>147091169

I'm not sure if that's clever or retarded.

>>147090668
>>147091040

I have to give props for giving them both Shadow shoes. It's both more creative than just having them have the shoes of the character they're copying, while also still incredibly uncreative.

>>147083581

>July 6

But I have it now.

Knux's part is pretty good.

>>147091331
Storytime when?

>>147091575
July 7th.

>>147091575

I don't have a scanner. Sorry anon.

>>147091575
When you buy the issue and read it at home.

>>147090003
kek

>>147092023
... Camera?

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>>147090668
>>147091040

>>147092883
Buy it you shit

>>147092981
As much as I'd like to read it, I agree with this.
Buy the damn thing.
I will as soon as money is available.

>>147090472
>4
buy the issue, please. everyone who works on the sonic books is a fan and they need your support. downloading and reading scans online doesn't help them continue to make new books

Eggman is faster than Sonic, right?

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>>147092365
Absolutely Brutal

>>147092365
>Brutal

>>147093150
He's definitely the same speed as Classic.

>>147092365

Amy BTFO

>>147093430
How does a fatman run that fast?

>>147093498
Because gameplay and story segregation. There wouldn't be a game series if Sonic caught Eggman in Sonic 2.

>>147092928
Are they that bad?

>>147093603
Bad is putting it lightly

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>>147093387
>>147093401
>Brutalmind

>>147093498
Thin legs with a large body up top, so he basically whips himself forward.

>>147093603
So I guess Shadow's a bad character as well? Threat and Knocturnus were designed to be Shadow's answer to Tails and Knuckles, and to be Dark-Tails and Dark-Knuckles.

>>147093770
> So I guess Shadow's a bad character as well?

Absolutely correct. Shadow is like OC garbage.

> muh maria
> muh guns
> muh ultimate life form

>>147092883

It's really, REALLY good.

Buy it. Knuckles steals the show.

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>>147094138
>Knuckles steals the show.

I want to read this so bad. I'm seriously kicking myself for not pre-ordering.

>>147093997
And he's disregarded those things for the past decade.

>>147094063

Cute!

Since when is storytime looked down on here? If you're too lazy to do it, fine, but don't come boasting about having the book early and tell people "just buy it lol." People who didn't buy the comic aren't going to buy it just cause you're refusing to post it, they'll just find it somewhere else. Encourage people to buy it but don't be a dick about it. Storytime is a tradition and helps with sales because people get to see what the comics are all about. I would do it but I'm a digital subscriber so I usually get the comics after the physicalfags do.

>>147094138
This place is really the only way I'm able to read the comics as they release...

>>147094273
its okay, hopefully your comic shop still has copies on wednesday. if not, always get it on the comixology or the archie app or from the archie store.

remember guys, the more copies that are sold of mega drive, the better chance that more projects like this (and next level) get greenlit in the future. money talks. there's a big section of the fandom that reads these comics but doesn't buy or support it legally. if even 10% joined in and started buying, it'd make a huge difference

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>>147094294
He also hasn't been in a major game for the past decade, apart from his Generations cameo.

>>147079571
GUN is the "Hard men making Hard decisions" who don't trust anybody and fund experiments which backfire horribly.

You know the cliche by now.

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>>147092365

>>147094390
how about let's not post a full issue online before it actually goes on sale thru legit channels?

>>147094390
It's probably because Senpai showed up.

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>>147093498
In Sonic's Universe, the term they use "fast" is actually really slow compared to how fast a fat human can run.
So Sanic is really "fast" in his world, but in reality everyone else is just superslow.
>what's wrong sanic? can't keep up with the fat man?

>>147094390

No one's being a dick about it. I literally don't have a scanner and have it. I can't be excited, anon?

>>147094294

Which doesn't change the fact that's this is his character: being emo and having an obsession with the main character.

> muh faker

>>147094468
G.U.N. is basically S.H.I.E.L.D. without a Hydra or A.I.M., unless you want to count Eggman I guess.

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>Little Big Planet is kill

At least we got Mario Maker

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>>147093997
>> muh ultimate life form
get on with the time gramps
it's much hedgehog kind

>>147094617
Yes because it's not like we've done that before.... except for around 80% of the issues that have come out since the hiatus ended

>>147094460
I'm just getting it from Midtown Comics. Pretty sure my LCS doesn't even stock Sonic. Maybe Fleet Farm would have it though; that's where I first bought the comics before subscribing.

>>147094957
Boo fucking hoo, this time you can wait.

>>147094617
It is on sale, through preorder. People that plan on buying it have already done so or will when it comes out.
>>147094634
Senpai talked about storytimes during the Ride, and accepts that it introduces the comics to new readers. Everyone who isn't retarded understands that if they want the comics to continue, they need to support them.
Refusing to storytime =/= more sales is basically what I'm trying to get across.

>>147094476
Cuute!

>>147095069
Just saying that basically going "I have the comic and I won't storytime it neener neener neener" makes you a massive fucking faggot

>>147095190
keep up the mild tantrum, but that person saying "Hey I got a comic" is nothing compared to the "w-why won't he post it waaaaaah" posts

>>147094462
What about Free Riders and Colors DS?

>>147095525

>major game

>>147095505
>le high horse projection man
You need to stop. If you are not willing to storytime after bragging about having it early then you shouldn't really be bragging in the first place.

>>147095525
>Free Riders
>major game

I'd maybe give you Colors DS, but handheld ports of console games are tenuous and that was still more cameo-ish. Though with Pontaff writing the main games and the handheld versions presumably being Sonic Team, I'd be inclined to put the handhelds on the higher "canon" level.

>>147095505
I'll repeat it again. If you can't/don't want to storytime, that is perfectly fine. You can even brag about having the comic early. Just don't tell people they need to buy it instead and try to discourage storytiming.

>>147095831
Saying I have a cake does not mean you're entitled to a slice.

folks are getting angry by someone kindly suggesting others support the comic and don't have the capacity/will to scan multiple pages of a Sonic comic to post online, amazing

>>147096208
Yeah, but waving it in everyone's face makes you a cunt.
>>147096279
>kindly
Pfft.

>>147096208
"n-noooo you bragged about it online and told me to buy a cake!! you OWE me!!! and if you DON'T give me a slice you're not allowed to tell me you have cake!!"

>>147096279
See
>>147096117

>>147096279
It's pretty damn silly.

I bet he doesn't even have it and is just claiming he does so he'll get attention

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Ah, yet another outburst over nothing.

>>147096279
>kindly
Here you go since you can't read the thread apparently.
>>147090617
>>147090852
>>147092981
>>147094498
>>147094617
>>147095069

>>147096810
>/vg/

>>147096604

Probably.

P.S. I have the anniversary game.

When did this place become so full of pissy-babies?

>>147096945
But it's not out for another 2 months.

Everyone shut up and post Sallies

>>147096885
Sorry your feelings were hurt, anon.

>>147096972
I don't know. When did you get here

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>>147097037
Sounds good. Is captcha taking forever to load for anyone else?

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>>147097037
No problem, fampai.

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So do you any plans for today /sthg/?

>>147097056
o shit

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>>147097431
Going to bed in a couple hours so I can get up and go to work tomorrow.

On the plus side, long weekend because AMERICA.

>>147097431
Apply for more jobs.
Work more on Unreal.
Listen to Sonic music.
Bout it.

>>147080710
Oh yes, I was waiting for this one.

>>147097431
can't fucking get chao extended to detect SA2 so I guess I'll have to draw or something today

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>>147094845
Fuck I had the best time in LBP-LBP2.

I used to build all kinds of crazy junk. Even made a ton of Eggman-style mechas.

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>>147071421
>First level is green stripes and brown checkerboards again
>Multi-homing attack returns
>Sonic actually says "GOTTA GO FAST!"
>Arin Hanson gets a major voice role
>All loops, corkscrews and ramps are, once again, filled with about 15 of pic related.
>All of the music is orchestral, sweeping bullshit instead of hard rock, or synth like it should be.

That about covers it for me.

Do you think Tails would ever want to eat his friends? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqfFieDY14E

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>>147099037

do not

>>147099037
Only if he was stranded in the middle of nowhere with them and he starts to have hallucinations like in cartoons.

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>>147099302
I will and you can't stop me.

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>>147099037
This is one of the reasons I love Vocaloid. The genre is completely dependent on the composer. Miku could be singing about the wonders of the virtual world in one song and be singing about having a blood-orgy in the next.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Q43oU3vCXo

>>147099812
>The genre is completely dependent on the composer.
You mean like literally all music?

>>147098663
>Arin Hanson gets a major voice role
kek

>>147100015
Well, yes, of course, but how many singers do you know who sing literally any genre that is put in front of them and do it reasonably well? That's the advantage of being an "idol" that doesn't actually exist.

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>>147099812
Sometimes artists can get a bit overboard with their edginess and forget they need a good beat but other than that I'm loving the vocaloid genre since I just got into it.

Fuck it post your two favorite songs:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSnuVnOZd1U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqJNc9KVIZE

I don't wanna start music spamming unless it's Sonic because I used to do that a lot when I first got into GGXrd all those threads ago.

>>147082809
>Giant enemy crab
Kek

>>147083026
>classic spiny feet
Perfect

>>147083228
>been a while
So like a few days I'm guessing?

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>>147102290
>mfw that press conference was a decade ago
>that meme is older than Sonic 06

>>147102564
>Long time no see!

>>147092365
Pretty accurate if you ask me

>>147102745
But Sonic's not a bully!

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>>147102862

>>147090003
God these expressions are fucking beautiful. Pretty funny off-panel as well.

>>147083581
Really fucking regretting not pre-ordering this, it looks great from the previews alone. Shame money was tight but hopefully I can find a comic shop near me that has it.

>>147103228

http://www.midtowncomics.com/store/dp.asp?PRID=Sonic+Mega+Drive+One+Shot_1531256

>>147101324
>The real super power of teamwork
Still the cheesiest fucking line I've ever heard in a Sonic game. How bout you /sthg/? What do you think is the cheesiest Sonic line out there?

>>147103359
Thank you anon

>>147103359
I've never bought a comic on the internet before.

Is there any benefit to buying it there instead of straight from archie?

>>147104262
Eh, you have to pay for shipping, but I like buying from this place because they ship it in great condition in a cardboard envelope so it doesn't get damaged and crumpled in the mail.

>>147104262
Well, let me put it this way.

Before Worlds Unite, I bought the ultra special subscription bundle of Sonic, Sonic Universe, Sonic Boom, and Mega Man, which came with the Battle Books and all the Variant covers.

I never received any of that.

In short, Archie's online store a shit.

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>>147103631
No problem anon, glad to help.

>>147104471
Did you contact them?

>>147104420
>>147104471

Ah, thanks for the heads up.
Last time I bought something from archie, I mailed something to them.

I wish my comic store sold sonic comics... I have no idea where my very first one came from.

>>147104656
Multiple times.

>>147104575
>4 different Sonic renders
>3 of them use the exact same pose

>>147097431
yes

anything useful?
no

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>>147099037
>Those lyrics

>>147099486
>and he starts to have hallucinations like in cartoons.
what

>>147105568
You know, the classic one character staring at another and then they fade into a roasted ham or some other such food.

>>147097362
I was expecting a bone doll.

>>147105698
Sonic in a chilidog suit when

>>147105843
I've saved some weird stuff, but I ain't keeping that creepfest on my harddrives.

>>147105568
0:35
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xuSob6PAZc

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>>147099037
>>147105432
>I feel your hands roam all over my body,
>And in your excitement you glue to my breast
>Climax, pleasure. Everything swirls together,
>I too become aroused, and tear you to pieces.

>Ears, nose, eye balls, I leave your intestines for last.
>Delicious, delicious, oh, so delicious.
>I truly have become one with you.
>Sucking on your bones, I will love you.

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>>147106337
give's another definition to eating someone up
eh
EH

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>>147106525

have there been any good fake Sonic "leaks" posted anywhere lately, I love reading the BS

>>147106525
Well my post was kind of a double whammy with the song since a Foxes natural diet consists of hedgehogs, rabbits, chipmunks and other small creatures like Echidnas. The song was the second whammy. But I guess you could add in another whammy to make it a TRIPLE whammy.

Why does Olympics Metal Sonic sound like a duck caught in a shutting door?

>>147106714
I knew about the others but even echidnas?
that's kinda surprising

>>147106654
Boom Fire & Ice isn't going to be the 25th anniversary game
My friends brother's mother inlaw's cousins kid's works at SEGA and said there will be another game revealed later this year
how did I do?

>>147107203
I don't think there are even foxes in Australia, he's just listing small animals.

Echidnas only natural predators of any note are dingoes, and even those are stray dogs from the 1800s. Other than that Tasmanian Tigers might have eaten them, but there aren't exactly any of those left.

>>147107335
not too bad, and you're not wrong

>>147106829
Anon, that's how he's always sounded. Don't you remember SA2's HONK HONK HONK

>>147107203
Basically >>147107494
Foxes would most likely eat Echidnas if they were given the choice though simply because of how closely they resemble a hedgehog.

>>147107494
>I don't think there are even foxes in Australia
>Its range has increased alongside human expansion, having been introduced to Australia, where it is considered harmful to native mammals and bird populations. Due to its presence in Australia, it is included among the list of the "world's 100 worst invasive species".

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>>147107494
>there aren't exactly any of those left.

>>147107664
>>147107708
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_foxes_in_Australia

Guess I was wrong about that, though from the sound of it they aren't known for eating echidnas. Which if you know anything about echidna migratory habits actually makes sense. Scientists can't even really get an accurate count of how many there are because they are constantly on the move and almost always travel solo.

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>>147107763
Oh I'll fix this up real nice and tight

>>147106337
why did I get aroused

>>147099037
I can see a fapfic idea in this

>>147107873
It looks like he got his way in the end.

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>>147107849
>Invasive species
>Known throughout multiple cultures to be a trickster and cunning.
>Tails' species' diet literally consist of almost every single one of his friends.

>Check the wiki article
>This is the first fucking picture.

Why isn't Tails a villain yet? Holy fuck.
Him getting a massive amount of power somehow whether it be through position or physical/ethereal power and him going mad with it would be a perfect analogy to his real life species i'd imagine.

Then again I dislike the whole Sonic vs. Tails scenario altogether so i'm kinda glad but at the same time I can see some potential in him being a villain.

>>147108013
>>147108328
Amadeus and Rosemary please leave.

>>147108328
It already exists anon.

>>147108328

that's not a new concept

>>147107873
>the entire echidna race 'cept Knuckles and Dr. Fin
>bunch of technologically advanced super race who are better than any other race and behind every plot in the old comics
>duped by an Aussie with portal
>every single last one

I mean thank god but you'd think Ian would have just waited for the reboot to kill em off. I guess it shows Knuckle's reaction to losing them all without bringing it up in the new Universe, cause that would have been a nightmare to write around.
Wish Dr. Fin was still around but that'd would require mad work arounds and changing his entire backstory so guessing never ever.

>>147109357
That arc was being rewritten practically up until printing because it was right in the fallout of the Pendering and they hadn't come up with the reboot when it started.

Let's cry about how biased and unfair Ian is by not making Cream the strongest fighter in the comic, who can handle anything and more the rest of the heroes can.

>>147109540
Oh had they not?
Wonder how the arc went originally.

>>147110221
>character made for younger people to play the games and not have such a hard time
>I MEAN OBVIOUSLY THE STRONGEST CHARACTER IN SONIC SHE TOOK OUT A BOSS IN 2 HITS


Goddamnit Sonic Stadium.