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LEAVE GAME WHEN YOU'RE PISSED EDITION

>Official Stuff
http://us.battle.net/overwatch/en/community/

>Competitive Info
http://www.gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://www.over.gg/

>The Oversheet (Damage values and other numbers)
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QgTenq3s-YesFgb-CPI6yIPpp4K9xot7LhTBo3Tm0Pk/edit#gid=1751764739/

>Wiki
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki

>Stats and Leaderboards (Unofficial)
https://masteroverwatch.com

>Official Comics
https://comic.playoverwatch.com/en-us
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Jeff fix KOTH or you'll have one less player I swear to GOD
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Would you game with me, /owg/?

Fuck hunting a K/D I'm all about the win.
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>>147065354
I heard you can get banned from the whole season if you sperg out too often.
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IM POOR AND I NEED NEW MONITOR AND GPU

REEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>147065354
>ragequitters
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>A COIN FLIP.
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My idea for a Sombra kit

Basic attack is the sniper rifle. Bodyshots would be super weak. Headshots would be huge damage. She has no SMG like Widow, or if she does it does really shitty damage.

E would be similar to Reapers teleport. Allowing her to get up to ledges and high places.

Shift would throw a destroyable trap that gives vision on enemies in an area.

Ult would be a zone she can place that guarantees her and her allies critical hits on all enemies standing within it. Not only does this have potential to win teamfights but also synergizes with the unique damage curve on her basic weapon.

thoughts?
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I got rank 63 after placement

should I bother playing anymore ranked, considering it's so easy to lose ranks?
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>Competitive
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>>147065394
*GOOD
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>won 7 out of 10 placement matches
>rank 47

Is this okay?
Two of my victories were stomps (half of the enemy team quit after the first round) and one loss was a stomp (half of our team left after the first round)
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ep getting screamer's in my ranked.

Anybody want to play with me on eu ranked.
I've lost 3 points from people throwing 4 seconds in.

Empress#2288
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>tfw unironically pretty good at Genji
>can never pick him because some other idiot is always playing him

;_;
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>>147065509
Nope, just go back to quick play and brag about your rank to your friends. If you play ranked at all your rank will go down.
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>>147065354
post ur stats
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>>147065354
>>147065379
Some people played the shit out of closed or public beta and watched streams post launch. They might not have gotten around to buying the game until just this past weekend though.
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>>147065562
that's what i figured. thanks anon.
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tracer is a cuck
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place your bets faggots
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Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
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>>147065661
56
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>>147065661
42
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>>147065496
>welcome to...
>DEFEAT
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Would leaving a comp match before it started because I had 270ping for some fucking reason (normally 50-70), have shafted my ranked initial placement rating?

I'm not super great or anything but I ended up with 47 (climbed to 50 now after a few games), but overbuff is saying my averages are all decently above average
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>tfw used to be pretty good at genji and pharah
>stop playing for a week
>genji and pharah boring as shit
>instead can't stop playing pic related, 76, and zarya

related, why has half the teams i've been against picked a roadhog against reaper?
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>>147065661
57
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>>147065354
It is now two games were neither my Damage nor Healing are shown when I tab and after the game. I also don't see any kind of medals. It just remains on 0/0/0. Even if didn't hit anybody in all of 2 games, I used my ult as soldier on a single phara. Still 0 dmg.

What is going on? Am I the only one?
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>>147065486
yeah leave something like 15 games in a short enough time span and you're out
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>>147065485
>31:41 objective time
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>>147065529
Oh, I played mostly support and tank.
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>Seagull complains about stomps over and over and getting matched with shitters because hes in a high rank 6 stack.
>he's too fucking scared to go solo.
L O L.
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>>147065661
hard to say, since we dont know how good the players you're playing against are.

>>147065703
Don't worry, there is still hope for you. I went like 3/7 and got rank 51. It all depends on who you play against.
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Hanzo is fun to play against

He also makes for a good teammate
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>>147065648
nah
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>>147065485
the fuck is a "challenger"

unranked??
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>>147065485
>2 supports in top 4
>most healing done 8k

Step that support game up senpai
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My friend is officially a shitter who doesn't know how to play the game.

Playing Anubis with friend. He's pushing through the temple as Rein, Soldier and Reaper pushing up the flanking sides. He decides he's died too many times and switched to Widowmaker.

And the enemy team has a competent Winston. I'm pretty fucking mad.

And he's a good mate. He just pays more attention to the suggestions than knowing what makes a good team.

>we don't have a tank. How do you play Zarya?

With a minute to go.
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>Mercy catches me peeking
>Turns around and looks me dead in the eye
>Holds it for a solid minute until the game starts
Pretty hot desu
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>>147065797
twitch isnt working for me
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>tfw you'll have the first season icons to show you were there from the start
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how you deal with 2 reapers and a roadhog at lijang: control center (that point in a huge building). you can't juke the reapers, since there is no room.
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>>147065790
Probably ranked KOTH with Lucios/Tracers.
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>>147065808
Yes because he sucks
No because he sucks
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>>147065797
Shayed is the filthiest heal slut in the west
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>>147065840
God damn that tracer is ugly
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how many games can i leave before i got a season ban?
i already got 2 disconnects in my first 30 games
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Reddit is pretty mad

"The fact that you win a KOTH map like Nepal and only get like 1/15th of a bar is absolutely outrageous. You lose on a payload map and you drop an entire rank. I dont know how this shit is acceptable. I played a super long ass game and both teams played their hearts out, one of the best games ive ever played, only to be crushed by the fact that our hard work didnt mean shit, We would have to do that about 14 more times in a row to gain a fucking rank. I cant even fucking fathom how they thought it was a good idea to release competitive like this... the fact that having over a 50% win rate can still get you rapidly demoted is insane!"

https://www.reddit.com/r/Overwatch/comments/4qjyok/ranked_is_really_busted_right_now_blizzard_needs/
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Reminder that your Waifu loves and is waiting for you.
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>>147065648
cuck is for men

cuckquean is the proper term for a female cuck
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>really shit at aiming, hardly ever get gold for eliminations and objective kills
>still get 60+ after placement

glad this game rewards playing smart instead of just playing skillfully
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>>147065926
You're ugly, luv
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>>147065907
Oh wait, I'm a retard. It's quick play stats.
Still, probably KOTH.

>>147065870
Consoles don't have ranked yet, so yes.
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>>147065937
don't play ranked until you get a stable connection you filthy 3rd world monkey
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>>147065907
image clearly says "quick play" baka senpai.
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>>147065882
>Go Roadhog
>Another player goes Roadhog
>Two other players go Roadhog
>We all spend 30 seconds giving each other the Thumbs Up emote

It was worth it
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>>147065893
like all the other games we played with the same mechanics?

we aren't going to care when it's relevant
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>>147065952
It's a bug that was discovered last night.
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. But yesterday I got into competitive and I lost every single placement match. I was put into rank 35. I've been miserably losing every single game since then and now I am in rank 26, and I keep losing. Perhaps I'll reach rank 1 soon.

I still love this game and I won't stop playing, don't get me wrong, it's okay. I've put a lot of time and effort in this game and I am still bad, and people tell me to "git gud" but I know that it's in my nature to plainly suck. People in team chats tell me I'm terrible and I just agree with them. (They never know what to say after that). But I'm scared. I'm scared of paparazzi waiting outside my house to ask me how does it feel to be one the absolute most terrible players. What if now people only talk to me because I'm one of the worst players ever? So they can brag to their friends about it. How am I going to top this? I can be successful in life, in my job, in everything, but it will never feel like being in the lowest rank in all Europe in competitive Overwatch. I think my life has built up to this and now it has no meaning at all.

So you should enjoy that rank 40. Or maybe 50, if you are rank 50 I will worship you like a deity. If you are rank 60 you can probably kill me by only vaguely thinking about it. If you are rank 70 you are equivalent to the forces of the universe to me. If you are rank 70 you are the one causing the rotation of the planet right now. You are amazing and you shouldn't listen to that player in chat telling you to uninstall your game because, I don't know, you killed yourself as Pharah with your own rockets or whatever. When someone gets play of the game and then they say "haha that was a terrible potg xD such skill", I can't wrap my head around it. What do you mean a terrible potg? You killed like 4 people with an ult while I was being my I-am-the-worst-player self dying 50 times as Tracer or something. To me you just did a work of art.
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>>147065508
So her shift is literally just sonic arrow but shittier because you can destroy it.
Her E is just Reapers teleport.
Widow but with worse bodyshots AND worse defensive options.
Ult is just another area denial tool or AOE kill like D.va, Reaper, or Hanzo.
Congrats on just mashing up a bunch of heroes while watering down a bunch of their abilities.
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>>147065485
Nigga do you even heal?
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>Get to 51
>Play with friends
>Drop to 48 and hover between the two
>Many teenage trolls straight out of this thread spamming mics
I swear I have greying hair now.
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>>147066030
thanks for the reply. got any info about my initial question?
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Remove three characters from the game
Cannot be more than one from each category

Go
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>>147065989
But every girl is a cuckqueen if the guy is hot enough
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>>147066063
This is clearly pasted from reddit.
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>Pick Symmetra for a nepal village koth
>"Fucking symmetra? Change that shit"
>Says the genji and hanzo
>Get to the point. Need about 5 seconds to really set up.
>Turrets causeing nightmares for enemy
>They are actually going winston just to look for turrets
>My car wash beam is literally mowing them down. Its like riot police with a fire hose
>They are getting such PTSD the enemy is literally running from me when they see the poo commin
>Set up a teleporter
>Play of the game both games

I actually now get play of the game every time I symmetra on Koth. She is a fucking sweeper when shes in the thick of things, and the teleports make it laughably one sided.
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>>147065529
>>rank 47
>Is this okay?

anything near 50 should be good enough to avoid total clueless shitters once more of the placement matches work themselves out.

most of my group is around 50 and randoms we get and teams we face are least trying to play the game. As in no random players where you just wonder what they hell they are doing all round.

that's all I'm really looking for in ranked, better game with closer match making than quick play.
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>>147066151
D.va
Hanzo
Genji
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They really need to start banning trolls in ranked. Just had a team of five hanzos who went AFK in spawn, moving just enough to not trigger the automatic leave.
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>>147065354
>LEAVE GAME WHEN YOU'RE PISSED EDITION
Already did today. After only three games. I'm tired to play support for a bunch of retards
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>>147066151
Your 3 top played.
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>>147066151
Genji, Hanzo, Dva
I ironically have 12 hours on both Genji and Dva
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>>147066213
They only did that when they realized that all five of them couldn't carry your shitter ass
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>>147066151
>Tracer (annoying cunt)
>Widow (annoying cunt)
>Roadhog (annoying cunt)
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>>147066151
Pharah
Junkrat
Zenyatta

Brainless spammers need to fuck off from this game.
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>>147066151
Mei
Symmetra
Uhh
Fuck it that's it. Just get rid of those two and I'll be happy.
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>know for a fact that I could have got 60 or more if I didn't play with friends
>get 56 at 5-5
ehhhhhhhh ill take it
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>>147065952
I won KOTH in a curb stomp. Got multiple golds. This is the rank addition I got. Blizz acknowledged there's a bug
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>>147065354
>leaving the game
>not just switching to mei and trollling your team for the rest of the match
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>>147066151
Hanzo, Genj, Symmetria

I'd also be fine removing hanzo three times
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>>147065992
>really shit at aiming
I had this too, I noticed it is because I twitched too much with too high sensitivity, so I'd swoop too far every time.
I got a larger mousemat, lowered my sensitivity, and am trying to force myself to make more fluent movements; in just an hour or 2 I'm already noticing a big difference.
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>>147066151
Mercy
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>>147066240
good choices
>all characters that attract complete shitters
>the characters themselves are completely outshined by other heros in the same group

10/10 would agree with again.
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>>147066192
THATS what you think ranked is?

Hue
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> team getting rekt by a Tracer, including me
> switch to Tracer
> shit down her throat because it turns out she crutches on her mobility and can't aim at someone as slippery as her

get fucked you garbage, Tracers are such a pain in the ass if your team isn't coordinated
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>>147066151
Soldier, Mei, D.Va
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>>147066151
Hanzo
Widow
Genji
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>>147066263
>Pharah
>spammer

lmao
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>>147065989
post more of that ass
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I MAIN GENJI
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>>147066273
What is your problem with Symmetra?
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>>147066254
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>tfw audibly acknowledged for dropping the beat at the right moment
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>>147066151
Mercy
Lucio
Torbjorn

There, now people have to aim at each other and learn where the health packs are.

>all these sad people voting to remove anyone who requires aiming
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>>147066263
>spamming with Zenyatta
???????????
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>>147066151
Torb (Bland TF2 clone with fucking generic dwarf aesthetic)

I put votes from the other category directly onto Torb
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>Overwatch just released.
>Comp is already the biggest fuck up ever.
WHAT ELSE WILL THEY DO IN THE FUTURE, DEAR GOD.
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>be against Roadhog
>headshot him twice
>he tanks it because he only has 600 HP
>he finally realizes im there
>he hooks
>i see it clearly fly past me but it doesn't matter because roadhog doesn't miss hooks, he has happy little accidents
>he holds down m1
>i die
>he presses E and heals to full

OH NO NO NO
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME?

I GOT OUTPLAYED AGAIN!
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harambe is harambae
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>playing Dorado on defense as Lucio
>enemy team is 1m away from winning with 8 minutes left
>we contest it for three minutes straight
>end up pushing it all the way back to the door
>last minute is us spawncamping them
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>>147066425
>spam press discord
>spam left click with xbox hueg hitboxes at shoulder level
>score kills
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r8 & critique
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>Hanzo on attack
>Genji on defence
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>>147066436
go back to your moba, faggot.
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>>147066436
well for one the KotH thing is obviously a bug and they are going to remove Sudden Death after one season

so that's basically it for the problems
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>>147066436
Only KOTH is fucked. Stop exaggerating
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>>147066472
No he is a 1v1 class like McCree was

You should simply not 1v1 him
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Any Ausfags here?

Is the server stability just fucking ass for anyone right now?

I know there's still that dumb shit about being put into U.S. servers, but I'm getting lag shit even in Aus ones.

Like not being able to move and abilities cancelling themselves.

I'm on the upper tier of Aus internet too so my connection isn't the problem.
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Ok seriously when is a new hero being revealed? Battleborn just showed off 5 new heros and we don't get a single one. Do they not know how to keep an audience? How do they fuck up so badly?
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>>147066532
>rank 40 excuses
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>get into game
>someone on team announces they're on a 12 loss streak
why would you do this?
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>>147065354
>competitive
>defence
>someone picks mccree
>attack
>pick reinhardt
>everyone does what they want, no one behind barrier. people running ahead of barrier and dying
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>>147066071
Maybe I amped up the balances too much. I wanted the vision trap to be something that would last a long time, but if the enemy discovers it they can destroy it, so you have to place it somewhere the enemy won't notice it easily, but is still useful to your team. You could find somewhere to place it that the enemy would NEVER discover, but it wouldn't be very useful there, so there's a decision to be made and something to master there. As to the basic attack, I wanted to make people who are able to get up close and personal able to deal with her easily. She's a long range fighter. She is helpless in close range.

The teleport is similar to Reapers, but the way in which you use it and the way her kit is built around it is very different. Reaper uses it to flank undetected. This kit would use it to get to sniper ledges.
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>the heroes worth playing are the most boring shit you could possibly spend your time on in this game
>Blizz managed this with only a single balance patch
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>mercy main named cutie

DOES IT HAVE A PENIS OR A VAGINA?
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>>147066397
She absolutely shits on the streets.
But really her turrets are way more annoying than Torb's on console and I haven't been able to be in a team coordinated enough to do anything about her teleporters aside from me. And then the shitters always want to give her a try after being stomped and drag us down even more...
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>tell team my ult is ready (Pharah)
>so does everyone else
>except for our Zarya
>everyone waits for Zarya ult, but zarya never ults once the entire game
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>>147066629
Does it matter?
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>McCree is gutter trash tier

Good riddance
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>join game
>connection lost while still in prep time
>can reconnect in less than a mimute
>join game
>get kicked
>one level down

What's this fucking bullshit
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>>147066595
I'll take maps over heros any day. Im fine with 21 options for now (definetly want more though), but if I had a choice, I'd take new maps. Different maps can really feel refreshing to how you play a character.
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Mei a cute
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>>147065965
Thanks, Anon
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>>147065882
> Teammate Mercy shoots the ball in the aircraft, before attacking Anubis
> The ball rolls toward my Reaper
> I shoot it back
> She shoots again
> Play ball together before the game starts
> Gives smile
> Feels good
> Spent the entire game defending each other
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>>147066532
What about it nigger
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>>147066580
None here, but I'm in Sydney where the Aus servers are
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>>147066667
>on console
oh
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>>147066408
>defend London
>30 secs left
>payload is reaching it's destination
>enemy goes black hole, ryuujin no ken and justice
>too bad, I'm dropping da beat and we are already experiencing tranquility
>and when it's over, allied junkrat is already starting the engines

I love winning this way.
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>>147065354
>hanamura is in competitive play
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Why don't people acknowledge Winston as a god
>Can pick a fight with pretty much anyone 1v1
>Shift move is insanely great for closing gaps and getting the jump on enemies
>Ult is really great for KOTH or for setting up ults like S76
>No aiming
>Fun to play
His only weakness is that reaper spreads him like butter and that he's not really a primary tank. Double Winston Lucio is dangerous on attack if it's coordinated well
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>>147065790
One of those Lijiang Tower KOTH games that are actually evenly matched in skill that resulted in 3 long ass overtime-filled rounds and a 40 minute game overall. I think I was Reaper and got about 4 quads throughout the course of that game.
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>>147066562
just stay out of his range and he is a helpless little baby
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>>147066618
McCree was seeing use on defense in tournaments just last week.
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>>147066562
>mccree was nerfed because he killed tanks and squishies just as fast
>roadhog can kill tanks and squishies just as fast while having 600 HP and it's totally fine
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Whatever stupid CUNT at Blizzard thought "UNDERDOG" matches were a good idea should be fucking castrated.

"Pray they tilt and you get a good 10% more mmr xdd"

Fucking retarded, especially when their average is literally 15 above my team's and I lose roughly the same amount of mmr as I would in a normal match.
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>>147066714
>Defense on offense
>Offense on defense

Found the shitter
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>>147066532
>enemy is attack
>they have a hanzo
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What are some essential heroes every should know how to play as before heading into ranked?
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>tfw went 3-7 and am rank 38

Anyone else here did worse than me? I don't think competitive is for me.
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>>147066750
yes
his short range
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>>147065965
That's what I want to see when I'll die. An feminine Angel, offering her hand in a warm and relaxing light.
That's actually why I love Mercy so much. All the angelic part talks to me.
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>>147066532
>tfw I once met a Hanzo who was actually good on attack
>he was on the enemy team
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>>147066736
>Why don't people acknowledge Winston as a god
What are you talking about
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>>147066789
how will you get better at the game if you never play against better players
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>>147065529
>lose 8 out of 10
>rank 48
How fucking boosted did you get to be that low rank with that many wins?
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>>147066814
lucio, soldier 76, zarya
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>>147066791
>taking the classes literally
come on anon, get yourself together
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>>147066595
Maybe because of the consoles, they have to wait mid july to release the patch and don't want pc players to have a new hero before console users.
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>>147066789
>I lose roughly the same amount of mmr as I would in a normal match.
no you don't

I lose like 1/10th of a level against higher rank people
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>>147066532
I've won competitive matches with both on my team, and it wasn't even close

Made me really rethink autoshitting on people for hero picks
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>>147066532
There is literally nothing wrong with either.

You just need a coping mechanism when you're losing so you look for the easiest thing to blame.
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>>147066621
But even with the kit you suggest she brings nothing new to the table. Its pretty much already confirmed she'll be a sniper support, and nothing you've suggested lets her support her team or do anything that another sniper or flanker doesnt do already. She'd be a pointless addition to the roster.
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>>147066530
I'd play with you.
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>>147066836
Went 3 and 7 got ranked 48
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>>147066867
All of my matches were solo queues, actually.

I don't know, maybe support/tanks get lower ranks?
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>>147066876
>Hanzo being good on attack ever
>Genji (A major turret killer) being good on defense ever

KILL YOURSELF
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>>147066837
if he cant hook you he cant do anything
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>That hero who is never good on your team but is a god that single handedly carries if they're on the enemy team

What's their name, /owg/? Genj is the main culprit of this for me
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>>147066791
>Don't pick soldier because we're defending idiot, he isn't in the allocated category

Found the retard
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>>147066814
Every single one. God help whoever gets matched with you if you don't.
>>
Nerf soldier desu
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>chat disappears when watching highlights
Best update ever desutbhsenpaifam
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>>147065873
>zenyatta
too busy focusing on discord orb kills

>lucio
healing at times but mostly speed boosting to keep my ass away from enemy fire and zip around the objective

I mean I heal when I can or when it's needed, but if the other team is dead and I win the match quickly then there's no need to heal that much is there
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>>147066965
here is your (You)
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>>147066865
By playing against equal players and besting them like EVERY OTHER COMPETITIVE GAME
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>mercys who fly all the way to a person in danger and manage to die from all the shit that is being thrown at em instead of just canceling the flight half way and healing from a safe distance
literally just stay alive, how hard is it to do that
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>>147066736
Dude I constantly almost lose to Quad Winston + Double Lucio in sudden death ranked matches

Trust me I know.
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>>147066952
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>>147066667
opinion discarded lmao
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>>147065554
all genji mains believe they are the chosen genji
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>>147065840
Redneck/Chav Tracer
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>>147066951
>maybe support/tanks get lower ranks
I've only played support in ranked so doubt that
>>
>lose KOTH
>lose half a level
>win koth
>win 0,1 a level

I love high risk, low return matches.
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>>147066151
Hanzo x3

Shitty character design, shitty hitbox, shitty teammate. There is nothing fun about Hanzo whatsoever.
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>>147066595
Does Battleborn even have a thread on here anymore?
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>>147066736
>Can pick a fight with pretty much anyone 1v1
you mean zenyatta and mercy
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Does anybody have a link to that new music that plays when the payload gets close to its destination?
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>>147066956
He can hook from Africa though
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>>147066736
I love Winston, he's my 'pick this hero when I'm doing shit on my current one' and it works out most of the time.

He can be shutdown pretty easily though by more than just Reaper.
>>
>>147067036
A lot of people don't know you can cancel guardian angel by pressing it again
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>>147066814
all of them minues maybe two or three.
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>>147067097
>competitive koth
>2 genjis on my team
>blizzard get mad when i leave
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>>147067027
You often play against higher ranked players than you in Street Fighter, even if you put "equal skilled players" on
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>>147066994
>walk into Route 66 defense
>see this on the enemy team
What do
>>
>the KOTH ranked score screen also applies to quick play

get that shit OUTTA HERE
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>>147067020
Send Reddit my regards, shitter.
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>1-8 so far
>don't even want to play final placement game

Has anyone here done worse? Every single one of those losses was a stomp too
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Why is it a duplicate
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>>147067152
request air support
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>>147067152
Junk them with my rat.
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>>147067093
here you go familia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGNKgah948s
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>>147067228
Because you have it already
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>>147066921
Yeah, it does. She provides more utility than either Widow or Hanzo through her vision, and allowing her team to critically hit enemies. The tradeoff for this utility is that she doesn't do anywhere close to as much damage as either of them, unless she headshots. She retains the defining feature of playing a Sniper, which is getting someplace high and hard to see, and killing enemies from a distance via headshots.

I believe that this brings together that aspect of sniping with the utility of a Support.
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>>147067152
well if it's a 6 stack it's easy as fuck, if it's 4 Soldiers, a Reinhardt and a Lucio it's getting really hard to deal with, especially if you have no good snipers on your team.
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>>147067076
why do you lie like this

I just lost a koth game and lost only like 1/8th of a level
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>>147066682
Now S76 is the new hotness and he's my best hero, feels good man.

Hope he doesn't get nerfed.
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>>147067152
The same thing that everybody does:
OGON PO GOTOVNOSTI
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>>147066532
This mentality is dumb.
Just because a hero is listed on Offense they can't do shit for Defense or vice versa.
By that logic if you're defending then everyone should be using Tank/Def heroes, in which case you'll most likely lose because of the lack of damage.
>>
>>147067152
ha ha time for shields
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>>147067152
Rein obviously
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>>147066151
Hanzo
Pharah
Tracer

God tier bans
>>
>>147067152
Be a man, and pick soldiers too. The only correct answer.
>>
You may remove one hero from the game

Who do you remove?
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>>147067228
Atleast you got Sporty.
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>>147066345
>THATS what you think ranked is?

better match making? Yeah that's all ranked really is or ever will be.

You think it's going to be like this 90s movie? Where the plucky upstart climbs claws his way to rank 90 and then faces off against the evil top level twitch streamer with 400k viewers? Only to WIN and get that fat pro Overwatch contract and a kiss from time traveler Ami Dolenz in her 1992 Miracle Beach prime?
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>>147067152
fight fire with fire
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>>147067336
mercy
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>>147064993
>Quick play
>Solo q
>Anubis attack
>Go 4 D.Vas and a Lucio because why the fuck not
>Win

F U N
U
N
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>>147067228
are you stupid, son?

>>147067336
Mei easily, shit and annoying hero.
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>>147067336
Tracer

I would rather have pre-nerf Widow than deal with fucking Tracer
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>>147065661
>>147065709
>>147065715
>>147065752
>>147065804
It figures that my last placement match matches me with a team so bad they couldn't cap/defend a single point of Hanamura AND and fucking Genji + Hanzo group that refused to change.

Fuck everything.
>>
ME
OOGA
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>>147066963
Hanzo. Fucking why? on my team hes useless. I can see my arrow literally clip an enemy model and miss, but an enemy arrow can legit get me around corners.
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>play her on my Placement Matches to make sure we win defense
>Only get gold on objective time and objective kills as a result
>Win 7 out of 10 matches
>55 Rank
Fuck my life
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>>147067290
>I know I cannot win the argument that those two specific characters are good on those roles, so I am going to just make my argument about every character

Fuck off. Genji is total dog shit on defense. His strengths lay in reflecting which kill turrets which are never fucking attacking you in defense
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>>147067152
4 rein, bastion, lucio. Choo choo.
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>>147067268
your ideas are shit mate fuck off
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Would this game be better without healers? They slow things down and only a small percent of the playerbase actually wants to and enjoys playing them. Most of the time people are "forced" to do it for the sake of team composition which isn't fun.
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>>147067303
>>147067307
Have fun having your shield get destroyed in 10 seconds, fampai
>>147067287
Enemy team tried double Zarya against my team when we had a 6-man S76 on Hollywood. We still won.
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>>147067259
Poor edgelording

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXsWBMXorhM
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>quick play
>attack
>soneone on our team goes torb
>teammate says anyone who plays torb on attack should get their account banned
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>>147067152
Only thing i can think of is 5 Zarya and 1 Mercy/Lucio.
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>>147067456
I always pick Symmetra on defence and see if the enemy can adapt by picking Winston, Pharah or Zarya. If they don't I enjoy my free win.
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>>147067410
53 is above average.

45-60 is above average. 60+ is "Crazy good" tier

>>147067520
I bet you believe that Symmetra is a defense hero because she doesn't heal, senpai.

Protip: Supporting isn't all about healing
>>
Seriously, how do I into competitive? What convoluted button sequence do I have to input?
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>>147067521
>no healers
>every game just comes down to maps being attacker or defender sided
>>
>>147067524
No because my team wiped yours completely easily no problem and have bigger penises than yours
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>>147066539
>>147066558
>mmmmm Blizzard semen.
>>
>>147067521
i agree

also we should retroactively remove the medic from tf2 because fuck him right?
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>>147067530
They should. It's total griefing
>>
>>147067530
Torb on attack has a 100% winrate for me on kings row, and a pretty high one on dorado.
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>every one of Seagulls wins give him like 1/15th of a bar
>he's at rank 74
>max rank is 100
what the fuck, how do you even get to 100
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Things that immediately tell you you're about to lose

>Someone on my team picks Genji
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>>147067604
>60+ is "Crazy good" tier
lolno
that's 70+
>>
So what rank does the game actually start to get serious?
I was ranked 50 during placements, but I rose to 57 pretty quickly, the people I've faced so far have been getting stomped by me.
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>>147067637
PC or console?
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>>147067521
>Game without healers
Front line attackers can't attack
Tanks can't tanks as well as they did
People with self heal and flankers who can quickly get medkits become too good
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>>147067676
It's because KOTH is broken right now, anon.
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>Playing as Mercy
>Almost dead
>Big strong Pharah comes and rescue you
>>
>>147067530
He's right though
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>>147067583
>playing Symmetra vs a Pharah
>she goes for a health pack
>panics when a turret starts beaming her and suicide rockets
Playing with shitters is ______.
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>>147067676
dude hes 6 man stacking into garbage shitters.
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>>147067650
>le greentext
Go back to nu/v/.
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>>147067650
Just remember you gave them money. Cuck
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>>147067727
he just won a king's row game though
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>>147067656
>>147067745
>quick play
>>
do you drop levels if you don't play comp?
I am 52 and i don't want to play comp anymore
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>>147065894
Probably at least one Reaper. Maybe a Mei and a McCree/Junkrat to keep the pressure off. A competent Genji could deal with the Reapers theoretically but good lucking finding one.

The problem with the Reapers is that you have to outshoot them, there's no real hard counter in a KOTH map because they're balanced shooty guys.
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>>147067521
That's something nobody can know for sure w/o playtesting. I do find the idea interesting though

Though without healers spawn timers need to be shortened a lot, and maybe spawn rooms too.

No healers = much lower holding power = dying a lot more = taking a lot more trips from spawn to action, usually ~20s for defenders which isn't fun gametime
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>>147067684
>I instapick Genji
>one person says ffs and leaves
>two right after
>they didn't even pick anything themselves
>we win the match
>>
>tfw you get ranked 68 because you played 10 games straight of S76

Now I just need to find a Mercy main to pocket me and we're going straight to 67 probably because ranked is bugged to shit
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>>147067259
>>
>>147065917

I'd voicefuck Shayed.
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>>147067804
Post your stats, if you played more quick play than comp you should shoot yourself immediately
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>>147067604
>thinks 45 is above average
>wants a new hero thats just a Hanzo/Widow mashup
seriously fuck off to reddit and take your shit idea with you, see what they tell you
>>
>>147067604
No anon.

<35 = Literal retard
35 - 45 = Below Average
45 - 55 = Average
55 - 65 = Good
65+ = Exceptional
>>
Genji's ult is broken.
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>>147065894
Pharah's, soldiers, anything that can kill from a safe distance.
>>
>competitive exists
>people bitch about teamcomps in quickplay
stop
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>when you and your friends all finish their placements
>you are 10 ranks above them
>tfw you realize your friends are all shitters
>>
Does this hypothetical hero weapon seem too op?

>Primary Fire (m1/r2)
Concussion Carbine
Twenty rounds, automatic, no damage, splash knock back

>Secondary fire (m2/l2)
Scatter grenade
8 second cooldown, 200 damage splash, no direct hit bonus
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>>147066151
Junkrat and Symmetra. I'm fine with everybody else.
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>>147067583
I love that. If they switch to Winston or Pharah I switch to Roadhog
>>
>>147067925
I'd play Tracer more if bomb wasn't so comparatively shit
>>
I ran into 3 teams playing all the same heroes today.
Is this some kind of meme?
Did some popular streamer say "Let's all play like total faggots from now on"?
>>
>>147067901
Lay on me what you think a Support sniper kit might look like.
>>
>>147067889
>>147066530

competitive just came out you silly sod, what are you on about?
>>
>>147067060
>all ______ mains believe they are the chosen ______

Overwatch randos in a nutshell
>>
Is competetive rating based on personal stats or is it based on team performance? How can people legit be getting good ranks in pubs?
>>
>>147067993
>t.Reaper
>>
>>147067960
>200 damage splash
thats a fucking ult
>>
>rank 50
>attack matches still have a widow and a hanzo
>defense matches still have two pharah

At what rank do I play with people that can think?
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Can someone please explain the post game card screen?

I hear that this is where the top players of the game are and if it's all red members, then blue team didn't do anything. So can I get a more detailed explanation of this screen?
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>>147065989

There needs to be a good doujin of Mei freezing someone, only leaving their cock unfrozen while she has her way with it.
>>
>>147067993
>I get killed by Symmetra turrets and step in traps: The post

Lmao git gud.
>>
>>147068019
ex-lolbabbs copying "the meta" from "pro" overwatch probably
>>
>>147067960
Instakilling half the cast on 8sec CD is shitty, that's why McCree got nerfed hard. Make it 120dmg or something
>>
Guys how the fuck do I find a healslut in real life?
3DPD keep rejecting me, why can't they be perfect like my 2D?
>>
>>147067960
Probably a bit op depending on how strong the knockback is. Also it would be shit not having a reliable way to deal damage other than an ability on an 8 second cooldown.
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>>147067012
if you dont have atleast 10k healing you either play scrubs suck at koth or both especially with lucio

>focusing on discord orb kills
shit zenyatta detected
Harmony, discord, go for kills in that order, and if youre not behind your team at all times youre fucking up hard.
>>
>>147068019
They all know each other in real life and like having fun doing fun things before they all stop playing to fuck their girlfriends
>>
>>147067465
>Genji is total dog shit on defense

Why the fuck aren't you going behind enemy lines and picking off squishies and wrecking their formation?
Granted that there are better picks for Defense but there is in no way that every hero can't do anything beyond what their categories are in a situation.
>>
>>147068047
It's based on personal performances.

If your team loses but you got all Golds, that is accounted for.

oh and just since I know that someone is going to reply to this saying "But when I lose I lose an entire rank, but when I win I only get a little bit!"

Yeah thats the point mate, stop getting carried
>>
>>147068069
>rate players button

OH BOY DIS GON B GUT
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>>147068049
Why would Reaper care about those two heroes?

>>147068075
Actually wanting to delete Symmera is the opposite, she's an awful design. Boring, ugly, entirely uninteresting and only does one thing.

Junkrat is just an annoying little shit.
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>>147067735
>playing as mercy
>almost dead
>pharah comes over and watches you die as she misses all her rockets
???
>76 comes and heals you
>>
>>147068163
Maybe because Winston is way better at that? Fucking off yourself
>>
>>147068095
>people are playing optimally
>lel they're just copying da pros
literally everyone does this in every game
>>
>>147068182
>"But when I lose I lose an entire rank, but when I win I only get a little bit!"
actually koth is bugged so if you win on koth you get fuck all and if you lose on other maps you lose normal amounts of points
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>>147068069
>rate players
Time for hurt feelings
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>>147068124
>get abs if you don't have a big cock
>show abs and/or cock

ez
>>
>>147068060
I'm rank 73 and there are just as many shitters.
I'm convinced that the rank is just a random number.
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>>147068213
pharah x mercy BTFO
mercy x 76 is the real shit
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>>147068157
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>>147067671
>pick torbjorn on attack on King's Row
>teammate bitches at me for picking a defense hero while himself playing Widowmaker
>the irony was lost on him
>spend the first point trading kills with the enemy team's symmetra, then build a turret on the payload and ride my gold eliminations, damage done, and objective time medals all the way into the sunset
>windowlicker main tilts because he was basically useless all game

mfw
>>
>>147068182
That actually makes me feel alot better. Have a buddy who wants to play competitive with me but isnt what you'd call skilled.
>>
>>147068203
I bet you're the guy who constantly steps in my traps that I put at the exact same spot every time. It's a fun experiment to see how retarded the enemy team is
>>
>>147068245
KotH is bugged both ways. It's a zero sum bug. When you lose on KotH, you also only lose a little bit.
>>
>team is losing, can't break through the first point in Volskaya
>switch to Reinhardt
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTidn2dBYbY is playing
>obliterate the enemy team with aggressive reinhardt just flattening their defense

ACTION
IF WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT LIKE A TRUE SURVIVOR
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>>147068304
qt
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>>147067259
what the fuck
>>
>>147068028
Literally anything that isnt another visibility or wallhack ability. We already have two snipers that have that covered. The ult idea isn't terrible but her kit should follow the same idea. Give her some kind of debuff bullet ability, maybe one that blocks healing on a target for a set time.
>>
>>147068223
Copying the pro meta doesn't mean shit unless you have the skills
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>>147068304
>>
>>147067259
SPOOKY
>>
>junkrat trap in doorway
>symettra turrets right above it

i've only ever seen this once, why don't more people try it?
>>
>>147068332
Oh, you're the classic Junkrat player that reacts aggressively anytime anybody says something bad about his hero. Is it so hard to understand that maybe not everybody finds your hero fun or likes him?

It has nothing to do with his traps by the way. Couldn't care less about these, his shift is a much more annoying skill.
>>
>>147068217
>going behind enemy lines
>using a huge ass target hero that can easily be gunned down
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Why does one guy always have to ruin the fun
>>
PSA: Flanking is 29374% more effective when the enemy team is occupied with your team. Stop just running in to their side of the map like a minute ahead of everyone just because you can.
>>
>want gold weapon for junkrat
>also want to play hanzo on attack

should i play quickplay or ranked :)
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>>147066736
Because Roadhog shits all over him
>>
>>147068304
>tracer
>not mei
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>>147068487
You didn't say anything bad though. You just admitted you are an idiot who never checks for traps and probably gets killed by his passive
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>>147068258
New Akai Mato translation when?
>>
Remember to thank your fellow tank players, life isn't easy for them.
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>>147068069
>one roadhog got all four postgame cards
I refuse to believe every player on both teams was that utterly fucking garbage
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>>147068493
This literally just happened to me with 5 Genji's and a Reaper
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>>147068361
I LOVE HASSELHOFF
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>Pull out aryan milf pistol in a desperate last stand
>It's just like playing zero suit D.va

I had given up on this thing but it hits like a goddamn truck why did none of you tell me?
>>
So can someone give me a small explanation about the game
See you're playing all these battles as the Overwatch team, yea? Are you fighting terrorism or something? Cause you're still fighting other Overwatch heroes, is that just like Rainbow Six Siege how you're figting terrorists but the other team is still police/counter terrorist units, they just don't have terrorist skins. I never really understood. I've just been thinking about that, most likely it's the RB6 Siege similarity
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>>147068471
fin

I've really got to combine these images. The wait time on posting sequential images is a bitch.
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>>147067336
Genji
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>>147068595
unf
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>>147068609
nothing in game is considered canon to the lore
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>>147068479
Do it on kings row all the time, that little room next to the first point. They always fall for it, multiple times
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>>147068301
Come talk to me when you get your own Weekly, cuck
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>>147068616
Is my sword troubling you?
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>>147067259
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>>147068461
fair enough, that's a pretty good idea.
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>In Brazil playing payload.
>There's 3 seconds left and a pair of fuckasses at the payload and they're about 5m away from the finish point.
>Shoot my exploding mech at them because clutch D.Va plays are the best kind.
>They explode and I kill everyone around the payload
>Payload inches forward anyway despite literally nobody being there, winning them the game at the actual last possible moment.

Nice game, Blizzard. It happened in QP so I'm not that mad, but if this shit happened to me in Ranked I'd be furious about losing out on MMR over it.
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>>147068595
couldn't figure it out yourself huh?
dumb healslut
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>>147068678
So it's just random fighting for the sake of the game. Alright, thanks Anon
>>
>rank 60
>toblerone and mercy on KotH

End my suffering.
>>
>>147068686
funny, that's also the same place where I experienced it
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>>147067152
Shields cockblock soldiers all day.

Reinhardt, Zarya, maybe Winston but Winston is easily bursted down.
>>
>>147067714
Console
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>>147068595
>why did none of you tell me?
I don't like spoonfeeding retards
>>
>>147068546
>everybody who dislikes my character has to be bad, no way somebody could have different tastes or find him annoying!

Jesus man, you sure get emotionally invested over a fucking character.
>>
COMPETITIVE IS SHIT

YOU GAIN NOTHING OTHER THAN A GOLDEN GUN AND AN ICON
YOU HAVE TO PLAY SHIT LOADS OF GAMES TO GET A GOLDEN GUN

AND WHO CARES ABOUT SOME ICON?

Competitive is literally just quick play with people who are more aggressive
>>
>have four global elite friends
>none of them play a hitscan character
>all of them got placed under 50 rank
???????????????????
>>
>>147067152
Can someone make it so the two 76 in the middle are holding hands?
>>
>>147068807
4 torbs, a symettra, and a lucio
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>>147068860
back to your moba
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>>147068782
Mercy can be all right on koth if there's not a lot to pick her off
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>>147068860
k
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>9-1
Game is easy so far. Just go into team voice channel and win.
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>>147068860
>Competitive
>its a competition to see who's better
cmon anon use your brain
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>>147068860
>you gain nothing other than a golden gun
but a golden gun is all that matters
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>>147067259
>not super chill Lustmord

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54DaqlfBrMQ
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>tfw to nervous to play ranked
>work up the will to play one game of ranked
>nearly pass out from being so anxious
>squeak out a victory
>close game and go lie in bed
>never play ranked again
>>
>>147068075
>>147068564
>>147068258
FUCK. can I please get an explanation or a legend of the damn screen and how the top people/cards are chosen?
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>>147068595
>He never bothered to pull out his gun until it was desperate.
Shit, I've done spotting for my sniper, Bjorns, and Bastions by just sitting around and shooting anyone that comes near between heal/buff sessions.

If they're scoped or focused on the turrent, the sound of your gunfire could be the biggest tip off of them being made.
>>
>>147068595
it's worse, dva's pistol fires like twice as fast
>>
>>147068990
They did well. Now fuck off
>>
>>147068963
can your enemy see the golden gun from 10 feet?
20 feet?

no

literally pointless
>>
>>147068986
CUTE!
I would CUDDLE you!
>>
>>147068986
I feel you. I get so stressed playing any sort of ranked game. I stick to quick play because the game becomes unenjoyable once I have to constantly worry about my ranking.
>>
>>147069003
but Mercy's pistol does almost twice the damage
>>
>get rank 51
>guy is a total shitter who does nothing the entire game
>keeps bitching on the chat telling people to change their heroes
>"omg u guys r retarded, why did they rank me so low"
>>
>all these Blizz shills defending this joke of a comp.
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QUICK, PROVE YOU'RE NOT A SHITTER!

You're playing defense on El Dorado
The attacking team have the following setup
>Reinhardt
>Mercy
>Roadhog
>Pharah
>Soldier 76
>Genji

Decide a setup for your team. If you pick a shitty setup you're garbage and needs to stick to quick play
>>
>people who care more about le ebin plays than the objective

there should be a special game mode for these fucks
>>
>>147068782
if your team gets the lead, toblerone is really strong at keeping it
>>
>>147068860
GAME IS SHIT

YOU GAIN NOTHING OTHER THAN LEGENDARY SKINS AND EMOTES
YOU HAVE TO PLAY SHIT LOADS OF GAMES TO GET COINS

AND WHO CARES ABOUT SOME WINRATE RATIO?

Quickplay is literally just TF2 with people who are more aggressive

>Your point is?
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>>147069073
higher rate of fire is better to kill people with in this game imo
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>>147068986
to get good at ranked you gotta play ranked anon
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>>147069095
3 hanzos, 3 widows
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>tfw you know that Blizzard is going to remove all animation cancels one day
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is this good?
>>
I just noticed that when you go to teh hero gallery you have a little colored bar underneath their profile-picture
is this just to show how far you are collecting everything from a hero?
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>>147069095
6 D.Va
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>>147068610
8pm is pretty late for a first date.
>>
>>147069095
Which part of the map?
>>
>>147069095
6 torbs
>he's so bad he needs a functional team comp to win
back to quick play with you
>>
>>147069095
Reinhardt, Winston, Mercy, S76, Widow and Lucio
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>>147069095
pick whatever because you can't win a defense agaisnt a team on the same level as you anyway

nice trick question
>>
>>147068860
Competitive is actually where the good players are at, assuming you're at rank 50+

I tried 5 games of qp and all i see are level 10-20s and a few past 40s who're probably got tired of getting matched with shitters on comp
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>>147069095
Junkrat
Widow
Mercy
Zarya
Roadhog
Lucio
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>>147066098
>20hrs lucio
>those healing stats
nigga do you even HEAL
>>
>>147069095
double zarya, double healers and whatever the fuck else you want
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>>147069152
Time to
Weep
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>>147068776
>Payload inches forward anyway despite literally nobody being there
Why didn't you contest it?
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>>147069095
>Winston
>Junkrat
>Mercy
>Roadhog
>Soldier 76
>Symmetra/Pharah
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>>147069190
they're just going to fuck
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>>147069035
Oh. You convinced me. Congrats on wasting both our time
>>
>>147069095
4 winstons
1 lucio
1 reinhardt
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>>147066946
same here.

I'm pretty sure Ranked Calibration doesn't entirely decide your MMR, it definitely goes off of whatever your unranked is.
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How does this happen
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>>147069095

>Zarya
>Mei
>Zenyatta
>Mercy
>Widowmaker
>Tracer
>>
Makes me wish I'd only play Koth because then I wouldn have gone down so many levels.
>>
>>147069095
mercy, lucio, two tanks, and then whoever the fuck else you want

incidentally this is the answer to every comp
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>>147069190
Well Tracer just wants the aussie dick.
>>
>>147069095

mercy, junkrat, reinhardt, 76, reaper, w/e
>>
>>147068213
>when you drop the heal rod and all of your niggas with critical health come there in 0.1 sec flat and the heal meter keeps increasing and doesn't stop till gold
>>
A reason why we see Zarya in every game Blizz.
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>>147069095
Junkrat to counter Reinhardt
Reaper to counter Roadhog
Winston to counter Genji
Soldier to counter Pharah
Zarya to counter Soldier 76
Lucio for heals

This is probably wrong
>>
> Blackhardt with golden axe

Oh I'm feeling it now Mr. Krabs

Too bad playing Rein always goes poorly

Do you think the end-season credits are based off your current or highest rank?
>>
>>147069224
>comparing quick play stats to ranked stats
dumb idiot
>>
>Went 2-8
>Started off at 40
>figured might as well try to climb
>Gaining entire ranks and a half every game

This is awesome, but I don't quite understand why its happening, does rank just not mean that much?
>>
>>147069095
6 Zarya, cyka blyat.
>>
>we're all soldiers now

what does soldier mean by this? I don't know what happened to him but Is he insane or something? It feels like he's no longer John Jackson.
>>
>>147066098
>>147069224

Are these the heal average of competent Lucios?
Because the most of gotten with Mercy is 9k.
I don't play Lucio.
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>>147069342
definitely highest, probably the same thing they do in Hearthstone and HotS
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>>147069095

Torbjorn
Toblerone
Tobinski
Tobias the Red-Tailed Hawk
Tor browser
Junkrat for tires

I don't know how the ranking system works because I'm a PS4 baby, but just give me the top rank now senpai.
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>>147069329

Because she's fun if you're skilled with her
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>>147069329
Russia entire reason to exist is to make those near them butthurt, even in video games
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>play ranked
>usually gets the blood pumped and all excited
>last play
>nobody dies
>we win in like five minutes
I hate that;
winning is nice but I rather lose and exciting match in which both parties give everything than win a match in which the other party doesn't even try
I am not mad, just disappointed
I played matches like constant draws and head to head contests and in which we both were 99% on the objective
and that last game- just try harder
>>
So the Mercy who always pockets Seagull is a girl?

Talk about healsluts..
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>>147069375
It's because they're all mercenaries instead of scientists, engineers and doctors

Sorry I fucking trashed your post kiddo, ez no re
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>>147069095
Reaper
Soldier
Winston
Zarya
Mercy
Lucio
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>>147069462
She's the team owner or something. It's literally just a way to make seagull look good
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>>147069430
FUCKING THIS

FUCK YOU BLIZZ FORCED 50 WAS A MISTAKE YOU FAGGOTS

YES I'M MAD
>>
>competitive
>sniper on offence
>it's only me on the point all the time
>pretty much 1 vs 6

jesus fucking christ anyone competent players out there want to get a group for competitive
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>>147069297
>a. your only support is symmetra or lucio only on speed boost
>b. you don't have a support
>c. your support is shit
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How is it even fair for Genji to be this much fun
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>>147069095
How coordinated is my team and how coordinated is the enemy team?
If we break out the good shit and top picks now, are we risking betraying our best strategies in the next two games, or is this match point with nothing to lose?
Is ANYBODY on tilt? Has the enemy team been shown to respond to provocation?

You're not giving enough information to properly solve the problem. That means that you likely didn't consider this information important, which in turn betrays that you, anon, are the shitter.

People are the most important element of team games. A shitty team with the best picks can be absolutely devastated because the dude running Reinhardt can be baited with simple taunts in all chat and the Mercy can be convinced that the pistol is the strongest weapon in the game and has hitscan because she might be retarded.
>>
>>147069375
This is the battlefield. No man, no woman, no children, no old, no young, no whole, no injured.

We are all soldiers here.
>>
>>147069462

>A woman literally attaching herself to a man for fame

I'm shocked anon
>>
>win comp game
>get a tiny sliver of exp
>lose comp game
>literally lost 5 ranks in match

THIS
IS
NOT
FAIR
BLIZZARD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>>147069474
Nah it was a legit question, I didn't read the lore.

So he's like disappointed because they're all mercenaries and they fight for themselves?
>>
>>147069430
>but I rather lose an exciting match
assuming you aren't heavily deluding yourself, most people don't agree with you
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>>147069548
KOTH is bugged, we know
>>
Death to all Hanzo players on attack.
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>>147069095
i don't know. i'll just pick mercy and hope my team knows what they're doing.
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>>147069535
Nigger at least try to aim at them out of courtesy
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>>147069297
0:00 objective time senpai
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>tfw you will never be as good as seagull
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>>147069462

She's the team manager, I don't think she plays that much so she would probably be a detriment playing any carry considering the MMR seagull and the others play at. Then again she has made advances on seagull in game chat. It was just a joke but still.
>>
>>147069535
>activates ult and just awkwardly walks up to them while being shot
if soldier had right click you'd be dead

you had both abilities off cooldown, there is no excuse
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>>147069629
At least I'm as good as his healslut
>>
>enemy fucks up at point A
>their defenses are impenetrable at point B
EVERYTIME!
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>>147065729
McCree nerfs pushed shitters to the new instagib hero.
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>>147069598
Would you say you're at your team's mercy?
>>
DO NOT PLAY COMP UNTIL KOTH MAPS ARE FIXED FFS

AND GIT GUD
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>>147069384
Nah, that's just most healing done.

Overtime can heavily inflated to where no pro Mercy can even rival it, because Lucio is probably Heal Aura amping 2-3 people while fighting on a KotH map while passively healing by staying alive on point. Even Zen should be able to beat Mercy in that aspect due to Transendance. Honestly Mercy is good, just not too great when multiple people are at critical health, ya know?
>>
>>147069629
dumb frogshitter
>>
i have 2770 funbucks. what lucio skin should i buy?
>>
>>147069629
>So good he won't solo Q.
>>
>>147069345
>Implying he's not healing in quickplay
???
stay mad QuickPleb
>>147069384
My average lucio healing is at 13.5k in comp.
You should be able to easily hit 10k+ in non stomp games as mercy unless you have a lucio on your team as well in which case you probably won't do more than like 6-8k unless the game goes forever.
>>
>>147069629
>>147069462

Isn't that the guy that aimbots but blizz won't ban them? or is that someone else?
>>
>>147069278
I got killed by a wandering ninja while fleeing my exploding mech. He died in the killcam so it wasn't him that pushed it, and the rest of the team was dead or just coming out of spawn.

Tracer's fast, but not that fast.
>>
>My only wins so far in placements have been from Koth and all my losses have been payload with a leaver on my team

How fucked is my mmr because Koth apparently means nothing?
>>
>>147069702
save for his summer shirtless skin
>>
>>147069095
nigga do you think I know the maps on the top of my head
>>
>>147069629
>tfw you will never run as fast as Usain Bolt
>tfw you will never swim as fast as Michael Phelps

Some people are better than you at the thing, deal with it
>>
>>147069535
it may be fun, but you should at least show a potg where it's obvious that you didn't get lucky lmao
>>
>>147069095
This is fucking easy.

Reaper
Reaper
Reinhardt
Lucio
Soldier: 76
Mei or Winston (for Genji and the eventual enemy Widowmaker repick)
>>
>>147069614
I was, but my mouse's movement is super jerky and the spectator didn't even pick it up. I swear when I killed Reinhardt and Soldier I was aiming at both of them, I just spun super fast.

>>147069649
I wanted to save shift to instakill Tracer.
>>
>these moments when you just scrape around a corner to avoid an ult and you know one row of pixels saved your life
>>
>>147069723
that's some1 else, you probably mean surefour
>>
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Sombra es lindo, muy lindo!!!
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>>147069723

Nah, that's C9 and the boys, Seagull is just a weaboo with a weaboo following ruining all our defense games with genji fanboys
>>
>>147069731
koth is bugged, just stop playing till its fixed. Blizz acknowledged it
>>
>>147069717
The hell are you talking about retard? He's comparing his ranked stats to someone elses quick play stats. They are not the same thing.
>>
>Lucio will never breed your Mercy wife with his BBC
>>
>>147065354
>2-8
>rank 45 start
>won 3 games
>rank 48
>3 control point maps in a row right after
>played all 5 maps
>feels like wasted 2 hours on literally nothing
>>
>>147069598
I know that feel
>start of the game
>well, I just pick Junkrat
>TWO WIDOWS WTF!
>change to Mercy and hope someone has a brain to choose a tank
>any tank
>instead get a Pharah
>...no-no that's fine
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>Recently started just taking the role the advisor yells at me to take
>Did it sporadically in the past but do it full bore autism mode all the time now
>NO SNIPER
>Shit
>Can't play Hanzo because I'm trash
>Huge purple ass I guess
>Remember she has a venom mine
>Don't contribute a huge amount, but made a few key decisions that helped during the game

Wait this slut is actually useful?
>>
>>147069778
>these moments when you just scrape around a corner to avoid an ult but it still kills you anyway because the game determined that you weren't actually behind the corner
>>
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>>147068534
not these autistic webms again
>>
>tfw scared of doing my last placement match
>>
goddamn i got this game on release date and I'm still level 13

some guys are like level 250 already, what the fuck
>>
>>147069535
If I was that Reinhardt I would have smashed you to shit before you could even kill one guy.
>>
>>147069569
Hes literally just trying to be ambiguous. When he previously ran the organization, they were all heros, big names, stood for somthing.

Now, he hates that old life, and just feels they are all faceless, unappreciated cannon fodder.
>>
>>147069859
>Picking sniper just because the prompt says so

Stop
>>
>>147068557
I too am interested
Anyone got word? I know it's out in moon
>>
>See Reaper just casually walk into my team ult and get 5 kills.

>I can do that!
>HOOK
>PHARAH PUSH BACK
>JUNKRAT SHIT ALL IN MY GRILL
>LUCIO ULT.
>REINHARDT PIN/ULT.
I'm having f-fun guys.
>>
>>147069851

That's when you switch to Zarya and fuel your vodka rage off the inevitable pile of dead Pharahs
>>
>>147066151
>Hanzo
>Tracer
>Zenyatta
>>
>>147069776
you should have gone around and dropped down from up top at least, i'm shocked that you survived but i guess the armor saved you

good thing reinhardt didn't decide to turn around and start swinging either
>>
>>147069937
13 is pretty low. I'm 60 and it feels low compared to everyone else. And I actively try to play at least an hour a day.
>>
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FUCK
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>>147069937
maybe you shouldn't be 1 playing one match every 2 days
>>
>>147069832
A long game with a lot of lucio healing is still a long game of lucio healing be it in quickplay or competitive.
>>
>>147069817
No it isn't you eukaryotic being. The correct answer is to just mirror match them.

If their team is so good then why aren't you just playing that team? And if their team ISN'T that good then the sheer confusion will throw them off their game.
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>>147069535
>>147069535
>Literally every player on the enemy team watches you walk up to them.
>The enemy Reinhardy had his Q but didnt stop you as soon as he saw you knowing you had just pulled the sword out.
>Soldier could have literally 1shot you with his right click

You must be playing at borderline mentally retarded MMR. There's no way this would fly with people who know how to play this game.
>>
>>147066580
80ping here melb constantly sadly
>>
>>147069819
Nosotros no nesecitamos otra francotirador
>>
>>147070020
you got the best soldier skin though
>>
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>>147070020
i have the same skin
and the same WM play time
>>
>>147070020
m8 I looted 5 potg intros for Winston and Zenyatta.
>>
>D.va ults
>Reinhardt notices it
>I Need A Hero starts playing
>>
>>147070020
You just posted this on /v/.

Stop dying for attention
>>
who's the most powerful character in lore

doomfist?
>>
>your rank depends only if you win/lose, not your actual performance
>if you lose a KotH, you're deemed as a complete shitter and will go down a rank
>if you win a KotH, you barely get any rank, since it was so easy
>>
What is a good counter to Tracer if she is good at avoiding flashes, hook, and you don't have time to setup a Torb turret?

Is it go hitscan and have good aim?
>>
>>147070139
my cock
>>
>>147070139
Bastion
>>
>>147070139

Mercy
>>
>57% WIN RATE IN COMPETITIVE
>DROPPING RANKS LIKE FIRE BECAUSE LOSING ENTIRE RANKS ON LOSSES

BLIZZARDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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>>147070120
>it's a 'retarded reinhardt player charges the dva mech instead of just hiding behind a small sliver of cover or putting up his shield' episode
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>>147070003
You're right, I should've used the wall to jump on them while unsheating in the air. Oh well I'll keep it in mind next time, all part of getting better.

>>147070069
Pretty sure I could've just dodged the Rein ult with my dash if it had come to that desu. Never said I was playing against good people tho, it's just a funt potg from a QP game.
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>>147070139
probably
or Roadhog, considering he doesn't even wear armor
Doomfist has armor
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>>147070139
Mei
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>>147070139
Probably the anubis A.I. It had to be sealed away and almost wiped out the world. Doomfist pretty much just toppled some buildings.
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>>147070196
>good at avoiding hooks
hehe so she thinks
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>>147070139
>doomfist?
is that winston?
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Got the Scavenger skin for D.va. pretty cool skin, maybe I'll try D.va now.
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>>147070103
>Not Golden

ok shitter
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>people complaining about ranked

STOP
PLAYING
RANKED

blizzard has already acknowledged it's bugged and will likely be hotfixed within the week.
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>>147070305
what have they acknowledged exactly
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>>147070196
Shotgun the shit out of her and/or wait for her to trip up.

Dueling Tracers is hell for D.Va outside the mech because it's basically "If I don't mindgame her RIGHT NOW she will brutally rape me so hard that the doujin will draw itself".
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>>147070239
>D.va ults
>put my shield up
>only Mercy and S76 get behind it
>Genji and McCree both die
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why the FUCK can I not turn off viewmodels

they're so fucking huge and take up a quarter of my screen
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>accidentally picked Mei last night
>now have recorded playtime on my profile as worst character
Someone just kill me.
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>>147070295
>not smoke
why be a walking light bulb
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>>147070264
This. I've gotten so angry at that little British punk that I've gotten better at hooking her than any other character.
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>>147070305
>fixing KOTH makes ranked better.
Nope senpai.
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>>147070329
KotH rank is bugged. You lose a shitton of rank if you lose, compared to what you would lose if it was a capture/payload.
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Is Zenyatta's ult heal enough to be able to stand in Hanzo's ult?
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who else /climbing/ here?
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>>147070273
it's lore shit http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Doomfist
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>>147070329
koth isn't calculating in enemy rank or skill so basically winning koth is giving the absolute base experience as if you beat a team of level 0 shitters.
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>>147070103
>>147070295
Step aside ladies
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:this is what happens when you:
get put on a team with a widowmaker on offence and brags about their eliminations
get put on a team with 2 genjis
get put on a team who don't attack the koth
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>Ladies and gentleman, start your engines
>All power to forward barrier
>Justice rains from above
>All power to forward barrier
>Die die die
>All power to forward barrier

Is this shit in danger of getting nerfed?

Denying ults with this is too easy.

Also her disco emote is the best in the game.

Also I'm sexually attracted to the mech. Why does it have such alluring hips?
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>>147070404
yes
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>>147070038
because defending and attacking isn't the same thing

in a mirror match, in this case the attacking team has a significant advantage
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>>147070103
>>147070295
>>147070379
PLEB OPINION COMING THROUGH

John Morrison is the best in my opinion
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>PLAYING RANKED NON STOP SINCE YESTERDAY
>IM LITERALLY RANK 7 FROM RANK 50 BECAUSE OF KOTH LOSSES

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

BLIZZARD

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>147070379
Because I want enemies to see me glistening in the sun and know they can't do anything about the pain they're about to experience
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>>147070353
because this game is so casual it doesnt have a config
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>>147070353
this this this THIS

however it will never ever happen because Blizzard is retarded and will always go "muh competitive advantages"
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>>147070462
This guy gets it
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>>147070196
positioning

stay with a friend
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>>147070353
>It's a "developers don't let you change the size of the viewmodels" episode
>It's followed by a "changing the FOV doesn't change the size of the viewmodels" episode
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>>147070374
>Mei
>bad
Seems like you're a shitter mai friendo.
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>>147070391
>>147070438
literally how does this get into the final build
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>>147070470
>nerf
>Dva

lelelelel
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>>147070374
there's nothing wrong with mei, people just play her like a retard

plenty get salty about freezing but there's basically no reason to use left click unless your aim is shit, similar to mccree's right click
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>>147070343
>Jetpack+Ult combo towards enemy team.
>Miss terribly
>The Trailpig thinks he's punishing a failed charge and hooks my mech into the team.
>mfw
I mean how do you miss a loud, global declaration of "NERF THIS"?
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>>147070463
>9 eliminations average
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>>147070489
>Paying 20 extra dollars to the Jewlord Blizzard for a digital skin.

Okay.
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>>147070583
honestly no clue. it went through beta, it went through the PTR, it made it to live and then someone finally noticed that it was bugged to absolute shit.
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This game wasnt ready for competitive, balance wise and playerbase wise.

>Mercy is a requirement but no one is smart enough to go mercy and/or dont want to
>Community is filled with cancerous little shits along with a shitload of black people who dont know what they're doing
>Teammates never seem to get on point so you're usually by yourself

I've done only 3 comp matches so far and won only once, the other two times were losses where I was the only person on point. For reasons unknown to me, in competitive people that go tank pussy-foot a shitload while complaining about what you pick so they don't seem like a weight that does no damage and hides in the corner.

I had a game where i was playing S76 and I had over 3 minutes on point with a gold medal on fucking ATTACK, who the fuck ARE these people in competitive? I can't win unless my teammates seem to be calm and collected instead of complaining about eachother for 30 years.
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>>147070470
;^)
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>>147070470
>"JUSTICE RAINS FROM ABOVE!"
>ram into her while having my defense matrix up
>she blows herself up
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Is there any better feeling than this?
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>>147070554
nice facebook meme
not talking about the spongebob
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>>147070613
that's what happens when you play mercy
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>>147070470
>Why does it have such alluring hips?

Dude, I hope you have her Bunnyhop emote
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>>147070576
people are just getting so annoyed by this obese stupid chink they ragequit.
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>>147070707
Abusing broken mechanics? Well, how about sneaking up on a dumbass hig and shoving him down that pit with Luciio?
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>did the placement matches
>didn't get the spray or the icon

Bug?
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>when the enemy team start flaming eachother

yes yes very good, let the hate flow through you
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>>147065354
Wow this game is literally unplayable. My team mates are full of retards that pick hanzo + widowmaker on the defense all the time along with genji reaper and tracer. I am literally unable to do anything while my opponents just stomps us with a full team.

Its not any better on offense since there's always a hanzo and genji on my team and these hanzos are not good at all. They are complete trash. My team will generally be hanzo genji tracer reaper that goes up the front and dying while i am just afking in the payload with my reinhardt holding right click so i can feel like i'm doing something
>>
The real question about KOTH is why it's not actually just KOTH that every other game uses. Halo 3s KOTH is about as perfect as it got, no overtime bullshit, no tie breaker bullshit, you win the hill by fighting in and around the hill and the person with the most points (or first to a set number of points) wins. Being in the hill prevented the apposing team gaining points, instead of this retarded system of still gaining points until 99.

There's no need for this retarded 99-99 shit that hinges on a single fight.
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>>147066151

Reaper
Hanzo
Winston I guess
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>>147070719
I don't even have a Facebook account. >>147070678
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>>147070634
well the origins edition used to be $32 on cdkey
>>
Why is this seagull guy allowed to get away with obvious viewbotting?
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>>147070707
yeah, getting 50% ult for free as reaper out of some retarded roadhog abuser ^)
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>feel brave and queue up for competitive match
>been getting shit on in quick play today and feelsbadmango.png
>we lose but people are nice about it
>feel much more at ease despite more pressure

I don't get it. Is quick play cancer now?
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>>147070791
>abusing
you hook people to the sides or behind you w a y more often than you hook people behind walls
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>>147070470
Son she's getting BUFFS. E doesn't have time to block more than a single ult, it can't block everything, and only blocks things you are actively looking at anyway.

>>147070707
Actually getting use out of D.Va's ult feels like such an accomplishment that I'd say it's pretty close.
JET SET RADIO is also pretty good for getting satisfying Enviro Kills.
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>>147070820
O
B
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>>147070707
Yeah skill based kills
Like headshotting a Tracer as she flits around you or airshotting another Pharah out of the sky

Anything that isn't flashbang tier really
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>>147070678
I have a mech/humanized vehicle fetish so this actually does things to me greatly. I've jacked off to those "plane girls" with the tits like 30 tits
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>>147070764

No, but I saw it.

In the disco emote it sways them back and forth really smoothly. My dick likes it.
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>>147070739
i thought so. sup slut
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mfw I kill a Mei and she dies in just the right position to expose dat nice fat Chinese ass

I've literally been killed because I just stand there gazing at the booty
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Anybody know what this symbol is under my name? The white/gold one.
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>>147070707
>the split second where she's suspended in midair and realizes what just happened like a fucking looney toons cartoon
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>>147070554
Best 76 skin is Commando 76

>American flag in color
>Sweet as classic M16 inspired gun
>Camo for hunting gooks in the jungle
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>>147070829
le epic esports comebacks bro.
>>
I believe in the forced 50%
>>
We will be resetting ranked in the upcoming bugfix

Competitive points will stay.
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>>147070905
>Under
it means you're a retard
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>>147070829
because it's capture not king of the hill

everybody just calls it that

i hope they add a proper koth mode though
>>
>>147070905
You're in the top 500 of the server anon. Congrats.
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>>147065543
What heroes do you mostly play?
Are you a mercy girl erp-er with that name?
>>
>go comp
>dude picks dva

might as well train with genji
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>>147070820
desu I got turbo shitters in my first games as well and I carried the living shit out of all of them
I didn't realize until then that quick play actuallly has mmr
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>>147070913
I prefer Night Ops because I'm not American
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>>147070870
no quick play is where the relaxing fun is
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>>147070997
You still have the flag, just not in color
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>>147070895
>You're not here to oogle the enemy
>you're supposed to kill them
>stop hopping around with the enemy Reaper
>don't let that Mercy off your hook!
>THIS IS NOT A FRIENDLY ROUND OF PINGPONG!
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>>147070936
simply ebic
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>>147071000

I don't think we're playing the same game
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>>147070837
>she was down to fuck Bastion

Dildomech confirmed
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>>147070942
Ah shit, thought so.

>>147070970
I've not even completed the 10 placement games, fuck.
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>>147070936
this would work desu.
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>>147065592

>zarya mains

kys
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>>147071027
I know, but I prefer the dark colours all over anyway
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>>147070870
Quick play is full of idiots who dont care and have the "just play comp xxD tryahards" mentality
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>defence Hanamura
>play Mercy because no one else would heal
>we get roflstomped at A because the entire enemy team flew past the chokepoint and only I noticed (and Torbjörn's turret)
>'guys can you please stay at the objective this time'
>genji and reaper go full lone wolf
>our D.Va is running around infront of the main entrance
>enemy team flies to the side entrance, skipping all of my team again
>lose in less than 4 minutes
>get 5 golds
>>
new desire
>>
>The one KotH map where the point has a giant pit on the side
>enemy lucio pushes me off the ledge
>wall ride my way back up
>enemy winston reaches the point and ults
>I wall ride my way back
>eventually I kill both of them while wallriding
>Winston quits the match
Fucking tickle gun.
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>>147070707
>widowmaker going into the trash where she belongs
>that failed snipe
>"what thru the wall?' in chat

beautiful
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>>147070602
if you're flinging icicles like a retard just switch to fucking mccree and actually contribute.
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>>147070462
i wanted Bone for that sexy blue/white combo but this one is also good
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>>147069415
Holding true so far.
>>
Are overbuff stats accurate? I'm at 1st percentile of deaths on every hero.
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>>147070936
what if we've only done placements? I'm happy with my rank 63
>>
>get njon stop koth maps on my ranked games
>lose them
>lose levels
>no chance of recovering my rank
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>>147069329
Overpowered.
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>>147065592
>you'll never ever be geguri/10
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>>147070870
That mech design actually looks really fucking good
>>
I want to buy an overwatch shirt but i'm cheap as fuck. Anyone know a promocode I can use please?
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>>147070913
Night Ops has a better overall color scheme and It 'Aint Me starts playing like Commando.
>>
Is Reaper a futa?
>>
>>147065790
Welcome to fucking Objectivewatch
>>
>>147071082
*kysses u back* :3
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>>147070020
I have 4 widowmaker skins now
and two POTG intros for torb after I bought one
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>fap multiple times ever day to OW porn
>haven't played the actual game for a week or so
How do i get back in?
>>
>>147070470
dva has the shittiest shield in the game
>>
>Finally got the lockdown achievement

I think I got this. Just got it in comp.
You have to defend the first point from getting captured, and then you have to win in the attack to get the cheevo.
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>>147071130
mccree is almost completely outclassed by soldier

mei at least has a small amount of utility and survivability to make up for it, all mccree has is flashbang
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Can people post really cute dva pictures here? this is my current favorite but i can't find more
>>
Why does Seagull get away with obvious viewbotting?
>>
>>147071216
there's a shirt on the store I want with all the heroes icons but they're going to keep adding heroes so it'll be obsolete in like a month...
>>
>>147071231
They just need straight up team deathmatch maps
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nice game owbabs
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>>147071310
na i just got it in quickplay, just dont let them cap and win
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>>147071330
>>
>>147070837
>hey beautiful
>not you ugly cunt
Like Bastion would ever sound this trashy.
>>
>>147071337
nobody cares
>>
>>147070607
lol I did that the other day as hog. It was even a whole second after the nerf this. I was like oh god and died.

almost as bad as seeing a teammate hog pull an enemy onto the point in over time to have him contest it at the last second.
>>
>>147071360
good for you for sticking through until the bitter end
>>
are we playing ranked or have we quit because of the bug?
>>
>be level 70
>try ranked
>get put with level 25s in my team, level 60+ in enemy team
>can't even open the payload on britbong map
>second ranked
>someone stays afk whole game
>isn't kicked
So when can I actually play this game?
>>
>>147071368
how about this
>beep boop
>dweet dweet boop beep
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Anyone know why I've got a little white and gold emblem where my rank should be?
>>
>>147071375
He's bad, boring and has 40k viewers it's pretty fucking retarded
>>
>>147071274
Look at that tracer in the corner
>>
>>147070936
>>147071041
>>147071065
>>147071193

>replying to a fake tripfag
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How do I get the season spray/profile pic?
>>
>>147069702
save it

they're all garbage, and if you think different kys
>>
>>147071368
he talks in beeps and boops
his whole speech is just the censor beep
like Kenny from South park
>>
>>147071329
flashbang is better utility than anything mei has
>>
>>147071360
>Someone at Blizzard thought this was ok

I feel you man
>>
>>147071476
have to keep the status quo, anon.
>>
>>147071494
at the end of season
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>>147071497
Bastion is pure, fuck off.
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Shit, I think I'm fucking losing it.

>been playing ranked competitive for the past 2 days
>finally take a break to make myself something to eat
>in the middle of making myself a sandwich, I suddenly hear "I've got you in my sight"
>drop the butter and start to freak the fuck out
>try to concussion blast myself out the kitchen
>fall over step that leads out to my kitchen
>land on my back
>still freaking the fuck out because I know soldier still has 6 seconds left on that ult
>quickly run/bunny jump to my room
>correctly timed when his ult is finished
>come back out of my room and proceed to finish making my sandwich

I think I strained a muscle in my back, but I'm getting mad anxiety lately and I keep hearing Soldier 76's voice in my mind.

pic not related
>>
>>147070489
>likes Strike Commander the most
>it's pretty much bought and a sign that you have almost nothing else
>>
>>147071360
I was on the other side once, felt really bad man.
This shit is not fun for either side, they should just give a option to end the match instantly if there are less than 3 persons in a team.
>>
>>147071360
i don't really get why people leave those, sure you're definitely going to lose and there's no penalty after the first leaver but it's free exp upon the loss

>>147071506
i think blocking entire doorways or ults is pretty good utility anon
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I played D.va in my placement matches unironically, got 6 - 4 and SR 57 played my first "real" comp match today and barely eked out a win in sudden death because we got attacker on Gibraltar (read: easy win) I got SR 58 now and I can't keep doing this, the stress of ranked has got the better of me. I'm retiring from competitive for this season
>>
>>147071467
its supposed to be for the top 500 but its glitched
post more feet
>>
So when are they going to fix KotH in ranked?
>>
>>147071329
>shitty wall that never ever helps
>freeze totally nullified by zarya who is always picked nowadays
>ult incredibly easy to avoid
>does no damage outside of shitty icicle
>all mei can do is hold an objective for 5 seconds while shes invincible

shes an easy candidate for worst character
>>
>>147071360
>imthem
>>
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>People bring out the desperation bastion in competitive while getting their ass handed to them
>They proceed to get dicked even harder

Pottery
>>
What's your fetish, /owg/?
which hero is most likely into it and why?
>>
>>147071613
what is this autism.
>>
>>147070489
I never used that shit. It makes S76 look like a faggot.
>>
>>147071360
Yep, that was me today. Multiple times.

But according to Blizzard it can't be helped!
>>
>>147071587
Bastion is the biggest slut in Overwatch
you think your waifu is pure?
Bastion was never pure
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>>147071360
jesus fucking christ
>>
>Passive aggressive healers

Nothing worse tee bee aych.
>>
>>147071704
diva
licking door knobs
>>
>>147071650
and having an almost guaranteed stun every 10 seconds is also good utility
>>
>>147071704
blackmail
mei
>>
>tfw finally done with solo placement cancer
>5w-5l Rank 53

Is this decent? How do i git guder? 11 matches because I had one where some player quit within 30 seconds and the whole match was cancelled.
>>
>>147071704
armpits and fit girls
D.va and Zarya
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>Mei freezes me
>stops to do an emote
>while she is doing the emote, Reinhardt pins her
>>
>>147066530
I only see useful hero to the team, 10/10 would play with
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>>147071704
public use
mercy
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post em
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>>147071764
Nothing worse than shitters picking bad damage and being useless and complaining about "NO HEALING"
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>>147071704
Jerking off on my mouse and letting it get sticky so I have better mouse control
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>>147071704
Feminization
Roadhog
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>>147070103
>not Golden

>>147070379
I personally really like the gold-on-white colour scheme for the 76 logo. I'd use the commando one if every soldier main I encounter isn't already using it though.

>>147071310
They fixed it with the comp release. It used to be 0.0% completion across the whole playerbase with a couple exceptions.
>>
>>147071368
I bet you're the same asspained cunt who complained about it being bitch, and then complained more when it was changed to cunt.
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>>147070707
They will never understand
>Dem digits doe
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>>147071650
You're going to get a loss if you leave either way. And a penalty preventing you from joining a new game.
Leaving during the match in ranked makes no sense, just stick to the end.
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>>147071684
>Be Roadhog
>Have to really work for most kills and hooks in QP
>Start competitive
>Everyone's too tryhard about winning and getting best objective score to remember that I'm a fucking mosnter
>Don't even have to hook most players to get the instakill, they just let me walk up to them because they have to be on the objective.

Absolutely delicious.
>>
I wish I could play this more, had it since launch and I'm only level 16
>>
>>147071840

See what I mean?
Passive aggressiveness is bad m8s.
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>The Hanzo instant pick rages when we lose
>Team was Me as Zarya, Mercy 2x Genji and Hanzo

I'm actually glad we lost.
>>
>>147071704
Dunno but fat girls are usually the kinkiest so I choose Mei
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>>147071886
Literally what the fuck are you even talking about, you dumb cunt
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>>147071613
Now here's a not as interesting but real story from me.

>Play overwatch competitive all night
>get no sleep
>12pm the next day I decide to take a nap
>Dreaming that i'm playing competitive
>Every game I join someone on my team leaves
>Get super fucking butthurt in my dream
>wake up angry and feeling horrible until I remember my competitive points are safe and it was just a dream
>>
>>147071654
Advantage of being a low rank shitter is that I don't need to worry about rank. I'm just playing to grind gold skins
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>>147071804
Leddit says the average is 50 xDDD
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>>147071704
Degrading, bondage
Roadhog would literally be perfect for this
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>>147071804
Rank 45-55 is "normie" - tier.
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>>147071330
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>>147071665
>Not fighting dirty as shit, running around and ambush-freezing entire crowds.
>Not farming enough salt to afford a roman army from people that don't like getting alt-fired in the face.
>Not using the wall to funnel your opponents straight into your turrent or rockets.
Mei's kit encourages some of the most dirty fighting and underhanded tactics in the game. Even Junkrat has more honor than this chick.
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>>147071219
Night ops would be better if it was full black face
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>>147071961
Nothing about that was passive.
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>>147070707
>Is there any better feeling than this?
yes, pushing Reinhardt into the pit as Pharah
5 times in a single game
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>>147071918
>roadhog misses hook
>alt fires and instakills me anyways

okay...
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>>147071821
>playing reinhardt
>hear enemy mei ulting behind me
>she's frozen our pharah and is trying to line up a headshot
>charge her through the blizzard field
>PINNED
>slam
>Pharah freaks out in the chat

NOT ON MY WATCH, CRIMINAL SCUM
>>
>>147072014
>tfw normie
>tfw rank 47 (was 48)

Holy shit, you're right.
I ain't playing until they fix KotH, though. Don't want to lose another level.
>>
>>147072014
>>147072004
fuggggg :^^((((

better to be a normie than a sub-50 shitter i guess
>>
>mei freezes me
>she looks at me with her dumb cunt face for a second
>she headshots me with the icicle

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>
>Roadhog catches me
>blasted into oblivion every time
>I catch someone
>they get away before I even get to fire, don't end up in front of me like it should or sponge up the bullets like it was nothing
What the fuck man, is it something to do with my connection being that split second behind?
Earlier I caught a Tracer twice in the same game and both times she managed to survive a hook+instant shotgun
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAZfMwUZDZk
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>finish starting 10 matches, 6*4
>end up rank 59
>alright
>first game was a steamroll, we lose
>steadily climb my way up to 61
>suddenly 3 koth games in a row
>lose all
>suddenly 4 payload maps
>lost all again
>end up at 57

for fucks sake
does anyone have anything i can use to calm down like music or something i'm so fucking mad not even capslock can convey this anger
>>
Quick!!

Post pic, video, link I should cum to.
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>>147071330
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>>147071969
he's the one that should watch for zaryas ult

i knew he was the hanzo as soon as i read that

hes right about genji though
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>>147071781
0.7 seconds isn't very long at all

ice wall also has a longer range, and can stop more ults than flashbang can

>>147071901
no no, i mean after the first person leaves and 60 seconds pass you can leave without a penalty

if you leave you get a loss, but you also won't get the typical end-of-game experience from medals and shit like that. you might as well stick around for it
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>>147072171
hi somilo
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>4 dwarves and 2 niggachicks on defense
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>>147072196
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>>147072171
this is the point where I usually switch to pharah and just drop my turd on her.
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>>147072139
What happens if you quit Korh Matches as they start?
>>
>playing as Mercy
>almost dead
>Soldier 76 drops a healing field in a more dangerous area
>BBC Lucio comes in and heals me for longer and harder than 76 ever could
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>>147072095
That instakill on his alt fire is such a fickle thing that I honestly think there should be a card for it. Literally has to be pixel perfect and and the exact correct distance. In many cases I'd almost rather use M1 and do some semblance of damage.
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>>147072196
Fapping makes your teeth go gray

https://youtu.be/KS5UXRtuRvI
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>>147072248
>niggachicks
What?
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I think it's obvious now that Overwatch is bad and we should all go back to playing Starcraft.
Lets go!
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>>147072081
>do this twice in a row instantly as he walks into the site
>this is the result
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>>147071969
>dat lucio
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>>147072214
Google turns up nothing on this image. Who made it
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>>147072196
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>two people leave my team
>"In 60 seconds you can leave the game without penalty"
>oh well that's good
>60 seconds pass
>"You can leave the game without penalty but with a loss"
>entire enemy team apologizes for what's about to happen

THESE ARE MY PLACEMENT MATCHES YOU MOTHERFUCKERS HOW IS A LOSS NOT A PENALTY
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>>147068534
>ult
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>Tfw
You guys said solo q was fucked.
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>>147072178
Hold M1 while you're hooking, and then hold V (or whatever your melee button is) to instasmashintheface after you shoot.
Practice on training bots.
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>>147072178
aim for head
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>>147072179
I will not give you clicks you sad shit.
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finished placements and got this

how shit am i
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>>147071360
>imthem
no wonder they all left
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>>147072232
0.7 is a long time when you are playing in a coordinated team and actually call out "im going to flash X" before you do it so everyone knows to focus that one
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>>147072270
The one who quits gets penalized, but doesn't get a loss. The whole match is cancelled after 30 seconds (even if the guy rejoins during this time, for some reason).
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>>147072396
Normie shit.
>>
>>147071704
impregnation if this is considered a fetish
mercy i guess
>>
are >we playing ranked?

i already dropped 5 levels after 5 games

i feel if i lose more koth maps ill be sub 40 in know time.
>>
>>147072396
60 is pretty good.
>>
Is Pharah a honorary aryan?
>>
>>147072384
>>147072386
Righto, will do
It's annoying because Roadhog was the first hero I played with on this game (besides Soldier) and I was having a good time with him
Going back to him a few weeks later and this shit was happening
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>>147072506
Dont play until KOTH bug is fixed
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>>147072396
>60

you should honestly kill yourself now, i've never seen anyone with a rank that shitty.
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>>147072347
Post yfw you hear this /owg/

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZpCuYfCxZRg
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>>147071368
that's the bird talking dude

everyone knows the bird is the vessel for the anubis AI and is also a complete douche
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>>147072367
placement matches don't matter as much as you think they do

i've seen people go 6-4 and end up rank 51, but other people with the same end up rank 59

it's mostly your quick play MMR
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>>147072548
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>>147072337
I have no idea, got it from an /owg/ thread earlier in June.
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>>147072548
throw up because someone is using one of those ugly ass skins
>>
>tfw rank 47

Should I just hang myself?
>>
>>147072482
40 is normie shit.
>>
>>147072539
>>147072509
>>147072482
getting mixed signals here
>>
H-haha thanks blizzard
>>
>>147066151
Winston three times.

>inb4 BUT REAPER
Reaper existing doesn't mean Winston isn't the most braindead character in the entire game. Characters should be easy enough to play but a literal ape could play Winston to full potential.
>>
>>147067604
>60+ is "Crazy good"
Ayy lmao

This >>147067924
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>>147072548
HAMMER DOWN
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>>147072548
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>>147072626
Can I borrow the rope after you're done
37 now
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>>147072548
>>
>Play as Lucio in a placement match.
>Doing good.
>About 2 minutes away from winning game.
>Internet cuts out for less than a minute.
>Reconnect, win game
>VICTORY
>Card and commendations give me yummy meaningless validation
>Get two losses tacked onto my placement match track instead of a win.

I think I'm gonna take a break for a few days guys.
>>
>>147072326
>WHOA THERE
every time.
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>>147072548
>>
>>147067924
>Be 56
>lose a single game
>51

Heh..
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>tfw rank 69

should I just quit now? If I keep playing ranked i'll never be this high again
>>
>>147072374
I'll make a Webm of Roadhog 2 shotting Winstons and then of my ult trumping his. I didn't think it was nessisary but I can do it if you want
>>
>>147071704
[spolier] parasites/ovi/larvae [/spoiler]
widowmaker.
>>
i feel like i'm not that good at the game even after i climbed from 56 to 61

why does everyone around these ranks think they're hot shit
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>>147072640
no, 45-55 is normie shit. 40 is just shit.
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>>147071665
Played her last night for shits and giggles in quick play, I could practically hear the enemy team's teeth grinding into dust. Their Junkrat found out spamming Illos point where I can see him gets an icicle to the skull. Their Lucio and Genji panicked each time cause I'd intentionally single them out, had a Pharah focus me for a bit cause I got a lucky icicle headshot out of the air.
>>
literally 4 people left on my team after 15 min of overtime
>>
>can't avoid people anymore

This ONE MOTHER FUCKER Jee412 has been ruining my games all day

I don't know how he keeps getting in here
>>
>>147072783
but 70 gets a different rank icon or whatever that is, that's worth going for right

i keep going back and forth between 69 and 70 myself
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>>147072548
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>Go 3-7 in placements
>Doing everything I can to win but my teams just dying instantly
>Leave base, team dead. Kill 4 enemy team members solo? Turn around, team dead.
>Getting 3/4 golds consistantly
>Doesn't matter 90% of my games feel like 1v6
>Even have a game with 38% team dmg as tracer

>Chalk it up to bad luck and keep struggling thrugh
>Same shit
>stuck at 50% winrate despite having insane stats
>Know full well i'm better than the people i'm playing against and with every game
>Can carry harder on KOTH and usually win most of those but "LOL 1/8TH OF A RANK UP FOR YOU"

I swear if you have a high rank, you are fucking lucky. You may be good, but you were lucky to be able to get carriable teams. You will call me delusional dunning krugar guy, but if you spectated my games you'd be fucking astonished. I;ve had people send me friend requests and beg me to duo with them I swear to god I DONT BELONG IN THIS SUP-60 SHITHOLE
>>
Do people have any right to complain about slightly goofy picks like symmetra on koth in quick play anymore?
>>
>>147072840
normie = shit
>>
>>147072794
hey nexfag press ctrl+s if you want quick spoliers you goddamn retard
>>
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>>147071330
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>>147072876
>icon

who cares for something you see for 2 seconds at the beginning of the match, its like sc2 icons
>>
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>>147072548
It took us a whole minute to kill that Roadhog.
>>
>>147072794
wew thats a rare one
>>
>>147071879
>>147071879
>>147071879
new thread
>>
>>147072460
What's the penalty? Aren't you doing everyone a service by cancelling a KOTH match?
In my Placement Matches I had no Koth
>>
>>147072851
That's bullshit. Games automatically terminate if they don't have a conclusion after 15 minutes.
>>
I need to poo but maybe I can hold it, should I play ranked right now?
>>
>>147072943
You don't get to complain about anything in quick play anymore, quick play is for goofing around.
>>
>>147067089
Zenyatta shreds tanks
>>
>>147072932
Don't worry, I got 7-3 on placement and my ranking was 49.
Every game feels like I'm carrying my team to victory and if there is anyone else that is half competent on my team, it's a stomp.
I'm slowly climbing my way up, senpai.
>>
>>147072978
im sad because there's little to no content for it.

gentle femdom is pretty top tier also
>>
>>147073001
You can't play for a bit. If you quit too many in a short period, you get banned for the rest of the season.
>>
>tfw It very good but try my best but people still lose their shit in normals
>>
>>147072642

>60

Avobe average.

>0-35 Retards
>35-45 Casuals/Average
>45-55 Average good players and some toxic try hards.
>55-65 Good players and try hards who are actually good.
>65-100 Could consider joining a pro team.
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Healer so fly, he not only helps my team but the enemy team as well
>>
>>147073247
who the fuck is posting overwatch screencaps from a phone

fuck off normie shit
>>
>>147073247
Overwatch is on android now? fukken sik bruh
>>
>>147073247
...This has to be Mercy power boosting Hanzo's scatter arrows and getting multikills
>>
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>>147071704
Dry humping and assjobs.
Widowmaker probably, or at least I would hope so.
>>
>>147073324
bowmster3
>>
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>playing Numbani defense on first point
>team sits outside enemy spawn for kills
>a lone tracer or Genji ends up almost capping the point at 80% because nobody actually defends the point

Every. Fucking. Time.
>>
>>147071704
Exhibitionism

Probably D.va, being an attention whore streamer
>>
>>147071237
For the longest time I thought thats what "kys" ment XD
>>
>yfw you vote for myself
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>>147073741
>get multiple votes before you even look at the cards
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>>147073741
>one person votes for me so I do so it doesn't look like I did
>>
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>>147071274
Allow me to help you with that!
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>>147073741
>no one votes for toblerone
>>
>>147071684
>Enemy team tries to go double bastion double winston near the end of the match
>None of them make it out alive

Get fucked team cancer.
>>
>>147073863
inferior babymaker
>>
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I do not understand why I am losing.
>>
>>147073838
Shoyu?
>>
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>>147071704
It's high neen!
>>
>>147074321

he has to be trolling but that's fucking hilarious
>>
>>147066108
We're all soldiers now.
>>
I GOT (YOU) IN MY SIGHTS
>>
>>147073324
Uhhhh friend sent me a screenshot from his phone from the DCIM.

K.
Thanks for playing
>>
>>147074957
>being friends with fucking normalfags
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