>LAST THREAD
>>146996026
>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://store.steampowered.com/news/22385/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
>BETTING
Is for degenerates
Hello?
>ESPORTS ends
>don't know what to do with life
>too lethargic to do anything on my own
Bone7 is streaming.
post sheever
Come Home White Man
>>147064585
You mean bad tf2? Since this game dont have more things of a moba is not a moba just a FPS with ult's
Reminder that if you're a dotard or have contacted one you totally just kys.
>>147064679
But you're in the dotard thread, contacting us?
>>147064364
Never post this image again.
Who should I pray to if I need to win my next 3 games? Always when Im one win away from
3100 I start losing all the way to 2900 and then I start winning again etc..
is it weird to masturbate while taking a shit?
/ ! \ EMERGENCY MESSAGE START / ! \
TO ALL CONCERNED
OUR OGRE IS OFFICIALLY STREAMING
I REPEAT
OUR OGRE IS OFFICIALLY STREAMING
/ ! \ EMERGENCY MESSAGE END / ! \
>tfw you met a dotard in adelaide
@147064957
no one cares about noname shitters tard
>>147064364
panda tv doesn't show me a stream, how are you guys watching eternal autist?
@995
there's a whole website for "people" like you
Why the fuck are EE and arteezy streaming on sad panda??? I cant even configure this shit. It has great quality but its literally always cutting out to buffer.
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU FIX THIS SHIT?
1st for drow = best waifu
I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
>reddit likes Grant now
wtf I hate Grant now
dead thread until esports
>>147065652
I'd lick YOUR armpits.
>>147065153
You spam livestremer until it works
>>147065652
>no hair
Fuck off pedo.
>>147065652
.............maybe
>>147064571
SHEEVER
a guy's instagram is sooo cute they r all posting their haircuts, food, something interesting, when girls post fucking selfies all the time
>>147065941
I bet you use facebook too you fucking normie.
>>147065478
>wearing helmet in bed
kek, the butch cunt is probably balding from all those steroids
quick d2gShould i get myself some soda?
>>147065941
slut
>>147066102
No
stay hydrated
>>147066048
If you look at her hood cosmetic you can clearly see that isn't the case.
She's obviously prepared for battle at any time. Or underneath her helmet isanother helmet
>>147066182
soda will hydrate me
>>147065153
FUCKING TURKROACH KEMAL FAT PIECE OF SHIT.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PEOPLE PLAY VIDEOGAMES IS THIS TOO MUCH TO ASK
https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/4qktue/if_you_correct_the_current_prizepool_for_average/
it's over guys Valve went to far this time ;_;
>>147066259
lad
>>147066226
>Or underneath her helmet is another helmet
PRESS THE ATTACK
>>147066371
I actually want water now, thanks anon!
>>>>JUNGLE
>>>>LC
Played the last time 2 years ago, did a lot of stuff change in that time?
>>147066371
>literally why niggers still die of hunger
>>147066623
Good lad
>>147064571
yoky was a mistake
>>147067162
I've said it before and I'll say it again, having sex with sheever must be like having sex with a dead body
must be why she's not married
>>147067442
how come you know so much about sex with dead bodies anon
new RESEARCH RESULTS in JUST NOW!!
listening to KOREAN KPOP from the 90S while playing will boost your PERFORMANCE in DOTA by 26%!!!!
>>147067541
I think dead bodies are probably easier to deal with virgins.
>take forever to get in mood
>no it hurts
>be softer
>i'm nervous
Fuck it, just blow me.
>>147064815
>russians proving that they are bottom-tier shitters
>entire region disbands
Shitvi are lucky they got invited. They wouldn't have qualified.
>VP is kill
>>147068079
yeah i'm sure they would have struggled in those qualifiers that had teams they repeatedly defeated in bo3s for months whenever they faced each other
>>147067912
tfw no skeleton royalty hero
Will she attend TI6?
>>147068485
they fired her for voodoo magic
>>147068485
Probably not since good casters, funny personalities and cute girls are forbidden from the scene by valve
>>147068748
B-but we have llama and anne!
Reddit told me they were good casters and that anne is definitely an 8.5!
>>147068485
>/d2g/ now likes literal monkeys
What happened?
>Wake up
>Russia literally disbanded
I figured out a really good tactic on how to convert your League babby friends to Dota
>Recently started talking with my old group of friends again
>They still play League and stuff
>We get on the subject of things we'd like to see in League
>Start listing off mechanics, features, and items that are in Dota2
>The response is overwhelmingly positive
>Drop them bomb on them that everything I just listed was in Dota 2
>Their minds are blown
I now have a group of friends to play Dota 2 with.
>>147069117
now why in the world would you want to play with shitters
>>147069117
>your League babby friends
??
>>147069117
> ͏
>>147069249
Because I too was a shitter once and want to show them the holy light
>>147069328
>was
>>147069452
>Terrorblade transforms into a powerful demon with a ranged attack. Any of Terrorblade's illusions that are within 900 range will also be transformed by Metamorphosis.
>Cast Animation: 0+0
>Transformation Time: 0.35
>Illusion Radius: 900
>Attack Damage Bonus: 20/40/60/80
>Attack Range Bonus: 400
>Move Speed Loss: 25
>Duration: 40/44/48/52
dotards???????
>>147068079
Wasn't it just VP?
>>147069609
VP , Polarity which is still VP and some manager or something of Empire
How do I win with Naga?
>>147069718
Patience
What is BloodSeekers Agh's made it so the blood forms a trail behind them that heals BloodSeeker as he walks over it?
>>147069718
you kill their ancient
>>147069740
as in patience until a patch with naga buffs comes?
>>147066829
>3 people with stuns could be TPing to that t2 to collect their FREE abaddon kill right now
>she's even pinging to get their attention
>none of them are moving at all
I think the only person that can't be blamed for this is LC
>>147069848
This
That abaddon is way the fuck too deep and could have easily been fucked over if anyone on LC's team had the slightest bit of map awareness.
>>147067819
>watching abenobashi in 2015
I bet you are aanon with good taste in anime.
>>147069597
don't worry, reddit complained so icefraud will be forced to nerf TB into irrelevance before TI
>i want to make a character, than is built around fast auto attacks
>and the more he hurts people, the more stats he gets!
>and if he gets a DoT on him, he can use his built in diff blade to remove it
>or his built in potm hop + puck ult to keep people in
>and his jump disjoints spells!
>and his ult is like SUPER stealth, you can't use anything to detect it!!!
>woooooooooow, im so cool
Was this icefrauds creation or was it guinsoos fuck you before he left to crap out LoL
>>147069117
My classmate plays nothing but league for two years now. That fucker is like frozen in time. Literally always looks the same, pale, greasy long Justin bieber hair, same clothes etc... He´s not bad but he´s auttitude is really just ´´I don´t care´´ for everything. I thought Im carefree but this guy takes it to next level. Worst thing is I was like a copy of him years ago and alienated most of my friends because of LoL addiction. That game really fucks you up good. Sorry for blogging
what if terrorblade has a demonmelee form??????
>>147069980
>play a riki or BH
>fuck over a jungler's early game
>almost get a kill but all enemy allies tp
>I play a slightly greedy jungler like enig
>I get invaded by enemy supports
>I get 0 tps and a "Well played!" despite being under my tower
Every time.
>>147070446
His ult used to only be a regular invisibility that's not broken by right clicks
But then powercreep happened
>>147070517
Let me help you.
>>147070517
>and then Blizzard threatens to sue yet again while Legion launches, because they were the only people on earth to ever combine the words terror and blade together
>meanwhile a boss in LEgions dungeons will look 99.9% like TB, use his lines, and have his animations
>Blizzard will then claim "homage" and nerf paladins for no reason
>>147070474
DOta 2 fucks you up even more. Most people turn into elitist shitstains even though they are horrible at the game.
>>147069848
There's literally 1 person on that team with a stun and it's not even 4 minutes in. Are you retarded?
>>147070894
>OD
>Rubick
>Mirana
"literally 1 person" - you
>>147070474
My friends younger brother played LoL non-stop, but i (before dota 2 was even a thing) couldn't play with him for more than 2 matches because he would rage ultra hard if everything didn't go perfectly
He was insanely good too, top 3% in the game and was even offered a role on some team, but turned them down
He got perma banned twice for going off on chats
>>147070948
>OD
>no stun
>Rubick
>no stun
>Mirana
>stun
As I said, literally 1 person on that team with a stun.
>>147071068
>rubick
>no stun
what did he mean by this
>>147071171
How does Rubick have a stun unless he steals one with his ult? Are you really this stupid?
>"semi-carry"
>it's not just a league term anon!!
What the fuck is a semi-carry? is it a carry that is short items or levels?
@315
You are NOT getting any more free (you)s from this awful b8
@147071315
(You)
>>147071413
2nd carry u fucking idiot
>>147071413
can carry if set up but can't manfight by themselves
>>147071315
Lift in and of itself is a stun of sorts, as you can't move, fight, cast or anything
Plus when you land, you stun your teammates/creeps
>>147071315
"The unit lands on the ground with such force that it stuns enemies"
literally retard
>>147071413
It's someone who can do decent DPS but still have decent utility and survivability.
>>147070767
nope. Dota is much more enjoyable than LoL. And I played both A LOT. Also much less stressful. I used to get cold sweat when I queue´d up in LoL
>>147071413
Can farm supports but still loses to the enemy carry 1 on 1
>>147071487
so just another carry then? there is no semi- to it
>>147071526
so essentially.....every single hero from CM to Warlock
tfw no passionate dotabuds to watch/play dota with
Our ogre getting triggered by Zet, the Arc Warden
>>147071672
>I used to get cold sweat when I queue´d up in LoL
I know this feeling. It has a lot to do with the fact that your fate is entirely dependent on what team you're paired with. At least in Dota you have some power as an individual to change the tide of a game.
>>147071742
All my friends got burned out from dota or I basically didn't end up playing enough for them to stay in contact.
>tfw was once good enough to play at a tier 3 team level
>utter shit now because I'm a wage cuck
Feels bad man.
>>147071837
I always cold sweat when i'm against a 4.6~5k player on mid.
I'm a 4k and that scares the shit out of me, also i can feel the clear outplay sometimes against 5k's.
just randomed arc warden and hes actually quite decent as a support. managed to do tons of shit in early skirmishes even if we lost to a fed am afterwards.
like seriously, i never played the hero pre nerfs, had terrible micro and several panick attacks, but my spells did shit tons of stuff untill am realised he could blink into my aoe as/evasion thingy.
this guy seems crazy good at going hg against ranged carries like tb who doesnt want to RUSH mkb even if he farms it fast.
>yuros fell for the honeypot again
>TI 5 all over again
>Cucked out or qualifiers by NA
>EU cucked by based britbros , more countries leaving soon
Our guy Mikasa is doing it!
>>147070620
Changing slark so he was no longer countered by dust was not powercreep, you don't know what that word means
>>147072263
>EU starts falling apart
>NAcucks decide to create their own EU and give freedom of movement to beaner subhumans
YOU CAN NOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>147071914
I'm a wage cuck and I still manage to keep on top of things. I just watch my replays while I'm in work. Just one of those 'do your work and left with free time' sorta jobs.
>>147071742
who would play with you khaz?
https://youtu.be/xpQs-5J59Hc?t=72
MOMMY
I
L
K
Did the kaipi v VP ever happened?
>>147072601
i challenge you to a d--d-d-d-d-d-d-d-duel
say your steam alias in this thread right now so I can feel good about removing you.
>>147072828
why should i? go back telling people your trench stories and back to shitposting on cuteboys
>>147072554
Can't at work, it's government stuff so I'm not allowed to bring my own shit or even install my own shit.
I've recently got back into dota but calibrated at 3.4kish which is pretty much accurate toward my current mechanical skills due to lack of playing.
That and I play muh nipon japanese atlus games too so that cuts dota time.
CANT WAKE UP
SOMEONE WAKE ME UP
THE NIGHTMARE
NEVER ENDS
I WANT OFF
>>147072726
https://youtu.be/Pbf47oX57eQ?t=40
Is this the Llama thread?
>>147071583
Yeah, the ENEMIES AROUND THE LIFTED UNIT ARE STUNNED
Literally retard
>>147073012
>took literally the whole team and a tinker with literal chain sheepsticking to kill timber
>even then it wasn't even that fast
Lel timber balanced.
Bet timbers inventory was only a bloodstone boots and maybe one other item.
>>147072915
>I'm insecure
I know who you are now
>>147072726
>>147073045
I need some serious mommy porn right now please.
>>147073448xev bellringer
>>147073519
I've already fapped to all her POVs
>VP disband
>Polarity disband
>VP management kicked
>Empire management kicked
where were you when CIS was kill?
>>147073381
timber had pipe blademail octarine travels euls bkb
Terrorturd nerfs when?
Its like a more autistic naga 90 armor at level 2 and illusions that might aswell be heroes
??????
>>147073636
Uh last year? This is probably the same Navi """"retirement"""" bs
>>147073636
https://twitter.com/team_empire/status/748565987381895168
i have a feeling this will be a shanghai major situation for cis dota and they will come out of it stronger.
How many ancients have you defended today?
>>147073409
who am i?
>>147073012
wow
just imagine if tinker used his pure damage spell
triggered
>>147073923
will there be a CIS major if their proscene is kill?
>every lane but mine feeds
>get hotd and stack ancients
>farm up so i have measly items when my team has nothing
>participate in teamfights where i get away with 200hp everytime
>end up 7-0 while all team is in negative kda
>drag game out to 50 minutes
>lose anyway because teammates are still autistic
>>147074648
2k shitlord
>>147074648
>strong in the early-mid game
>can't close it out
>blame team, blog on 4chins
>stay 3k forever
cool
>>147074648
>me ooga
>team booga
didn't even boother reading
>>147074814
>tfw this is completely true
>>147074893
REPOOGAD
>>147072953
>being on a tier3 team
>recalibrating at 3.4 k
ye thats just not possible
>mfw chinese teams won't even break top 4 at ti this year
>>147075624
Newbee looked like they were going to take Manila for a while. They're in good shape.
>tfw no esports
i just wanna sleep until summit 5
>go out and pretend to be a normie for a few hours
>slavdota disbands
>mfw
>>147075624
As long as neither chinks nor gooks win TI I i'm happy that either EU or NA wins.
>>147076323
But mvp is fun to watch.
what will todays big patch be, family?
>>147076419
>implying a blatant racist cares what's fun to watch
>>147076512
/r/tf2
>>147076537
?
you can't be racist against whites and asians because they managed to actually develop
why cant ranged heroes use echo saber?
>>147073665
>no one attacks timber at all
>look how tanky he is!!
no one is disagreeing that timber is super tanky lategame, but come on dude
>Anon you CAN suck these stinky toes and lick my sweaty soles but only AFTER you win three ranked games in a row!
>>147073636
wait, empire management is kicked too? is vp and empire owned by the same guys like eg/alliance is or some shit?
>>147074486
There won't be a CIS major because of US sanctions against Belaruse and Russia.
>>147075587
Didn't play for a year or so brah and barely followed the scene at all.
Tier 3 is stretching it, was more like tier 3.5 NA trashcan team.
>>147076717
Fat and ugly, I bet she doesn't wash her fatrolls either and her vagina is moldy as hell.
dead thread
Now that Dota 2 is officially dead and there won't be a TI this year, why aren't you playing Activision Blizzard's Overwatch™ for the Xbox ™, Playstation 4™, and the PC™?
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY FUCKING LC COMIC REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WHY THE FUCK CAN YOU BE PUT INTO LOW PRIORITY WHEN YOU DON'T ABANDON
FUCKING THIRD WORLD MONKEYS ON MY SERVERS SEND ME TO LP BECAUSE I'M MORE EVOLVED NICE SYSTEM VALVE
>>147078012
anon
no one likes you and you should kill yourself
>>147078012
know your evolved privilege
>>147078012
If you are more evolved, why do fall for the sam ruses
>>147078012
>Play solo
>Peruvian 4 stack
>Literally all of them buy boots as their first item
>Continue to build and do stupid shit all game
>Yell at me in broken English whenever I don't jump in and feed with them
>They are complaining about me in all chat in their monkey speak
>Frustrated at this point, I say "I really hate getting matched with shit skins that aren't even supposed to be on these servers"
>2 people on the enemy team immediately pipe up calling me a racist and saying they're going to report me
>>147078012
>17
Jesus lad, tell me your secrets. I regularly scream at people down the microphone and I made a girl cry once. I've shouted at peoples parents when they tried to tell me off for abusing their dota-inept children and I've never gotten above 11.
>>147078428
>not muting them
or even better, muting all chat
just stfu and you wont get reported, its really that simple
>>147078428
there were peruvians on the enemy team too anon
stop complaining on all chat, the enemy team doesn't give a shit 99% of the time
>>147078012
If you get reported that often, you assuredly deserve it
>>147078576
Well the secret isto be good and carry shitters but because it's Dota 2 they refuse to be thankful and are instead spiteful of their lack of ability and report because of it
Also I'm in solo queue and always call out garbage stacks (2 hard carries in a stack going safelane in 3.7K MMR, randoming instead of picking heroes, that kind of stuff every game) but can get along with people if they're not idiots. People in this game are mad and bad, especially stacks, and calling them out or carrying them guarantees reports.
why do people get aghanims on FV?
>>147073923
CIS lacks good captains, that's a huge problem and why they haven't been top contenders for a while despite continuous reshuffles.
>falling asleep
>decide to put an alarm because i eventually will have stuff to do
>suddenly can't fall asleep anymore
>>147078428
>matched with russian in euw
>"sniper mid or feed"
>boots, smoke and 3 tps starting items
>starts feeding mid since he doesn't understand health consumables or last hitting
>goes brown boots second, third, fourth and fifth item
>tells team to report me for ganking his lane as a support
>this is meant to be 3k
>>147079401
That dude gets paid $55 an hour as one of Valve's MMR Assassins
I'm sorry you were on his hit list
What's the fastest way to climb to 3k?
>>147079647
winning 8 games
>ranked
>support sven on my team
Finished game with BKB, Battle Axe, 2 wards, and 1 kill.
So...
Why arent you getting your 12 min dagon + treads on jungle buttseeker and ruining the game for timber pickers?
>>147079746
support sven is pretty legit
>>147078904
>i have 17 reports because im good at carrying shitters
am kekking
does w33 not know that using rot will wake you up from elder titan sleep every time?
he keeps turning it off
has anyone got the oddshot where you can here sheever peeing?
>>147079959
Does anyone got the oddshot where you can see sheever posting sheever on /d2g/
>>147080115
I got you
>>147079959
>>147079938
the grace period means that you will self damage for quite a bit before u wake up
not sure if its worth imo
>>147079006
They're bad
Only fags who don't know how to conservatively use their Chrono need it.
Bean?
>>147079647
Play a hero like Riki or Clinkz and watch as the enemy team feeds you because vision control is a foreign concept at your MMR
>>147079746
Support sven is good though you shitter
What's a battle axe
>>147080441
>Mfw our Kunkka rushed a Battlefury
It's like a Pugna rushed Ethereal Blade. What is the fucking point.
>>147080368
You have literally no idea.
Kill yourself.
>>147080441
>>147079809
I'm not blogging, but it was a 2k game, and "supporting" was buying all the wards and not farming after 10 minutes because I had 3 wards up instead of 4 and he chose to farm somewhere where he had no vision and got shadowbladed. I even bought him the ward as soon as he complained, and he threw a fit that I wouldn't leave the teamfight to put up a personal ward for his epic jungle sven.
Invoker ended up buying him tomes...
When will vici gaming release their main roster and adopt vgr?
whats the mid kunkka build now
bottle phase drums armlet into crit blink?
>>147080609
>2k telling others to kill themselves
lmao
>>147080654
then its a shit teammate who jungled
not a support sven
>>147080689
They already made VG.R their main roster?
>>147080730
Attacker has been replacing drums with veil lately so I guess that would be the "official" build
>>147080562
I'm not saying its a good build or anything but you know way less about the game than you think
>>147080654
Well whatever that was, don't blame it on 'support Sven' when it was clearly a simple case of a bad player.
Support Sven works great and I regularly get grief from fuckheads who think they're obligated to lastpick support necrophos and force me to carry even after I bought wards and cour
>>147080562
>tfw no more kunkka battlefury
Why has the quality of dota pubs fallen so far in the last 3 years
>>147080932
>>147081078
id say its still a net improvement over garena and bnet
the answer to your qn is that kids/poor people who couldnt afford to run dota 2 can do so now
>>147080562
attacker made it popular back when cores farmed a lot more, now its shit compared to blink/shadowblad/armlet into crit/bkb/heart whatever, but old builds linger long.
>w33
>>147080562
That was the go-to for a while, senpai
>>147072507
>give freedom of movement to beaner subhumans
what did he mean by this
>>147081078
I don't know about 3 years but in the last 3 months these battlepass quests are completely destroying pubs
I am the anti mage
i have 1k+ hours in dota
rly makes u think
>THE ETERNAL ANGLO claimed TI5
>THE ETERNAL ANGLO just crashed the union of yuropeon cuckolds with no survivors
shut up kid you're not good
good esports when
>>147081652
man sub 3k games in dota looks so fucking boring
>>147081652
Dire is basically Anti-Anti-Mage The Team
>>147081658
i don't remember the cucknited kingdom ever wining a ti
>>147079509
<3 this meme
>>147081897
so it wasn't just that i'm shit?
>>147081931
>brits are the only anglos
????
>>147081414
>>147081954
no you're pretty shit picking am into that lineup was gamelosing
>>147081367
why can they do so now?
>>147081976
well yes they are
who are you quoting
>>147081849
its like 3.4k
>>147081976
Grant repping the stereotype geek look HARD
Dude wouldn't die from taking a shower or brushing his teeth more than once a week.
ww@ based anglobros
>>147081954
Well being shit certainly didn't help that situation
>>147082224
i gained like 1k mmr picking void when he was op
now he's gone and i'm shit
>>147081536
I pity anyone whose only experience of dota is 2015 and onwards pubs. You don't know how bad it is compared to the old days.
>>147082168
Replace australia with germany and new zealand with sweden and you have a list of the most cucked nations on earth, amusing
>>147081931
>what is the anglosphere
>>147082326
Don't worry, you'll naturally drop back down to where you belong and have comfy gamesunless you start spamming a new fotmor actually git gud at dota 2
>>147082015
tech costs are cheaper and third world countries are upgrading their net cafes.
places like peru brazil and philippines are the most noticeable
3 years ago, net cafe pcs just couldnt run dota2
Anyone got that one comic about /d2g/
>>147082614
yeah
>>147073012
i dont understand how a webm this long has this quality
>>147082525
Serbian clay.
>yuros have been literally cucked out of their political union of cuckolds
>Literally cucked from being cucked by muslim terrorist rapist airport bombing refugees
>Who they are forever coerced into paying for via their oppressive taxation
>>147082548
how do i into drafting
>>147081976
Why are his teeth like 2 milimeters long
>>147081367
>tfw
>>147082015
As he said >>147082549, its just general globalization, pc parts are cheap as fuck now and literally any low tier pc can run dota decently now, i have a pc from ~2004, have a fucking 4800 hd series in my pc and stuff and it still runs dota fine
>>147082687
wow man i also love defence of the ancients two, quality game haha
>>147083804
>tfw Pudge will never be seen as anything but a shitty pub hero
Literally just buy smoke and he's amazing at all levels of play
>>147081652
Why do low mmr people always buy mkb for no reason?
Do they think it's somehow next level to take mkb over daedalus because you also consider all the big IFs that could occur or are they just literally too dumb and can't into easy maths?
>pick le balanced goodBatrider man
>win bullying enemy supports and having fun
ummm dotards?? why is a champ who is this fun play allowed?
>>147084047
>items not in same place almost every time
>not a single aghs
>not a single urn
>all thoose blademails
y tho
On side note, i hope that soul booster was gonna be octameme and not bloodstone
>>147084047
post mmr
>>147084047
>not even a single Agh's
>Bladememe on a hero who isn't attacked in teamfights
3,601 MMR
>>147084256
>>147084336
i actually have2,1k mmr with less than 50 ranked games
i guess my unranked mmr is about low 4k, last ~500 games have been VHS
>>147084047
>not buying armlet on pudge so you can deny yourself from 500hp
Oi, streamshitters, RTZ on w33ha's stream
Whens esports
>>147084589
Gotta try that out thanks friend
>pic related
>>147084663
?
who gives a fuck about that shitter?
MMR shit the bed for sure.
>start game 2k average top player is 2.2
>win my lane comfortably as pointy head man of many ionshells
>check top lane
>gank top jugg stops chasing while spin+surge and misses an easy double
>offer my core heavy lineup my lane as I already have mek and manaboots @ 9 minutes
>noone comes
>farm up a crimson guard continue shutting down their safelane
>all the other lanes are losing
>keeping making rotations, make big saves but don't get any kills
>lose towers to clinks because noone carries a TP and he's been feeding on jugg all game
>lose other towers to the constant flow of radiance TB illusions being thrown 1 at a time down the lanes
>eventually lose all our towers and lose the game
Jugg finished the game with an SB and phase boots @ 37minutes
This isn't a pure OOGA BOOGA, I want to know how I win that game, how do I turn it around?
How do I win games on DS?
I was pos 4, so I used my farm to try and buff up my team and make up for the lack of farm and levels for a teamfight that never happened because they all just ran around like headless chickens all game while we lost towers.
No offensive action was taken all game. I took the only tower.
I could have probably dropped more walls for sure, but I don't know what else.
>>147084336
>Bladememe on a hero who isn't attacked in teamfights
In my shitbracket everyone focuses the pudge firstunless there's a wraith king
>>147084558
VHS is 3k+
>>147084904
IDIOT
>>147084941
This nigga wrote a book
>>147085008
Get cancer and kill yourself
>>147084941
forgot image
Guys?
I thought Huskar was dead after the MR nerf?
>>147084941
>start game
Stopped reading there
>>147085208
people only pick huskar with orcale or omni then he gets a free lane thanks to irontalon junglers and has an armlet by min 6
>>147084989
Dont lie to him anon, its ~3.7k+
>EG and Secret will lose in open qualifiers
What did our yuropeon coposters mean by this?
>w33 is finally going insane on stream perma tilted
>>147085341
Just subvocalized this post
requesting the image of G folding his arms and looking displeased
>>147084941
>>147085154
your gpm and xpm are pretty low. farm more. also when playing dark seer you need to destroy the enemy safelane which probably had tb in it. tb has no health so you should have been able to kill him.
secondly you need blink dagger. its one of the best items in the game and lets you initiate very well.
in this game i wouldve have build mana boots>mek>blink>hex>whatever. also dust for clinkz
this game was completely winable
t. 2k 85% winrate dark seer player
>>147083705
double null phase into str8 hex
SeemsGood
https://twitter.com/Arteezy/status/748611399815995392
even your personalities are switching
nice prizepool by the way dotards :^)
>ESL is showing the 17-0 EG game again
based
>>147085740
That was the shit man, THE shit
>be on tilt
>feed down mid
>win anyway
????
How to carry 2k shitters EVERY game as a 4k mid spammer player?
Each 10 games i'll lost 3~4.
I'm just like Robert at this point.
>>147085208
Huskar has always been a good hero, he's one of the tankiest, he does some of the most damage especially early
With the 50% MR on rosh you can now rosh a lot easier
Look at the pic rate, that tells the whole story
You pick him in games he's good in, collect ez win.
At what mmr people more or less start to consistently play support, with 2ble pulling zoning out and roaming?
>>147084047
>unranked
>blademail everygame, on a hero no-one should attack
how's 1k mmr treating you?
SING IS STRIM
>>147086402
>have to sleep for work soon
>Sing strim
>>147086484
>not being need master race
>>147086669
But I need a lot, silly
>>147085208
It's about knowing when to pick heroes. If you lastpick him in a proper game with support like Dazzle/Omni, then he's almost unstopable, but you probably set your team on timer.
odds decides what hero and build i spam until 4k :^)
>>147086842
Medusa
Battle Fury
>>147086842
Huskar offlane
>basi
>tranqils
>mek
>vlads
>veil
>ggboots
>shivas
>ac
>lotus
>>147087015
Lotus is actually the most underrated item in the game
It's 'Saving Fucking Retards' condensed into one item
>>147085734
>your gpm and xpm are pretty low. farm more
I was trying to give what little map space we had to LC and jugg.
>you need to destroy the enemy safelane
it was meepo.
solo killed him twice and went full no fun allowed till he salted and did the meme build you see
Carried and dusted clinkz all game but none would focus him down.
>just keep hitting the strength morphing morphling while the rest of the team melt u lol
>play sniper
>buy dragonlance
>furion sprouts you once and you die
>upgrade to hurrican pipe
>never die again
>win game
>>147087015
on it, i'll post the results later.
>>147087235
>playing drow with dragon lance against an all melee team
>blue balls: the itemalmost got me.shcwooop.start again
>>147087156
when youre playing in the trench you dont give up farm to your incompetent carry. you take the farm and meet the quota. also shivas would be good that game.
>>147087394
>some stunner blinks in on you
lmao
>Queue on Russian server
>Ruski first pick PA
>Ruski last pick Sniper
>they both go top "cyka ibanyi blyat" for 60 minutes
>somehow we manage to win because of enemy team incompetence and Terrobitch Sundering Lotus Orb
>the PA and Sniper were in the same fucking stack
>>147067912
what happened to skeleton king? why is he wraith king again?
>>147087989
Blizzard are bitter faggots that want to sue about everything
>>147087524
>he doesn't gust niggers like a scottish morning
>bkb
memes aside, it's a good item on drow.
>>147079647
Pick Doom
No seriously.
2k is filled with shitters who pick PA, AM, Slarks, and every other squishy carry that gets fucked by Doom.
>>147088135
>>147087989
actually it's because china can't into skeletons.
all leagues china art is different because it has all the skulls removed
why doesn't anyone buy MoM on void anymore??
>Sing being carried by a blind 2k Sniper
>>147087989
1. Was too similar to Blizzard's Skeleton King.
2. China thinks showing skeletons in media is disrespectful to the dead
>>147088345
Because Vlads is better in the offlane where he is now being played
Who is this cutie?
>>147088505
>noDamageVoid
>better than anything
Vlads is absolute dogshit on void
>>147088453
Is sing forever doomed to be a streamer
>>147088714
Me ^_^7
>>147088304
No you fucking retard he had a special robot model for china which was completely fine
>Russian doto
>>147089009
>ukraine
>russia
post Polish Dota 2 Players
>>147088714
I don't know but she has a thing for retards so you're a shoo-in.
It's over. Stop resisting.
>>147088797
It's not bad, it's definitely better than MoM if he's offlane anyway.
>>147089212
Most dotards are too autistic to acknowledge other people, much less other games.
>>147088923
I love the pic =)
Take care! :I
>>147088345
because his passive allowed him to build tanky, but now he relies on BEING tanky through getting of his time walk.
>>147089104
>implying its not
>>147089216
Yes it is awful, especially when considering that most of the time it's coupled with heroes that have 0 use for lifesteal like timbersaw
It results in voids that chrono someone, do 0 damage and accomplish nothing
Hey
>>147089104
whats the difference?
>>147089107
>polish
lmao in your dreams you disgusting middle eastern fuck
>>147089212
i couldve spent the money i wasted on that shit on HATS here H A T S
Just started playing dota again after 6 or so months. I noticed there's an "International queue"... if I don't buy into the queue will I only get shit mexican teams?
>>147089526
damn, crit is living the life i wish i did
playing dat sick es and getting dat miracle boypucc
post THAT kuro picture...
>>147089751
No. White man's qeue is just a meme.
White man's game mode on the other hand is very real.
>>147089212
>A game with millions of dollars put into viral marketing and advertising manages to get a bunch of players during it's infancy
Wow who could have possibly foreseen this!
>>147089751
the first few days it came out it was named white mans queue, but as all nice things in this world it has later been ruined the russians, perus, mexican and fucking pajeets
It's a damn shame that the entirety of white dota is russian teams, and 1 swedish team
>>147089212
>activated
So what, they payed India/China for 3 months for these inflated stats?
>>147089958
>>147089931
Ok so if I don't buy a compendium (not sure if I'm gonna get back into dota) will I have normal queue times and teammates in the regular ranked queue?
>>147089751
International Queue is for recalibration
Literally only braindead shitskins who want a ticket out of their shit MMR play it
>>147081652
You don't have to build bf every single game.
Hey can someone here read this for me? http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1sorlmn
I think it's about feminism in Dota, I saw Conard and the Team Empire twitter promote it. Wanna know if should I hate them now
>>147090345
So women wanting segregation and women only communities is a-ok
But if whites, or men wanted it, that would be hateful bigotry
fuck liberals
and fuck women
>>147090653
>>147090345
>>147087312
it didn't work, evens decides what i spam
>>147082649
keep your camera static when making webms whenever possible. That webm could have been even better compressed if he chopped out the camera movements entirely and just jumped instantly with no scrolling
when you encode it, having 90% of the screen staying the same from frame to frame means you drastically reduce filesize, but even advanced compression won't capture a scrolling image that great
just look at how fucking awful it was with gifs with moving camera
>>147090653
thats not what it says at all
>>147090801
baka you were supposed to go mek before vlads
>>147090801
try playing the REAL huskar meme build that actually works:
>aghanims + survival tools
your core item is aghanims scepter
then you get everything in the game to stop the enemy team from turning and killing you the moment you slam into them
>ghost scepter
>euls scepter
>force staff
>glimmer cape
>bkb
>blink dagger
don't bother with trying to get hp/armor/etc like armlet/mek, what matters is if the enemy team cannot kill you at all like ghost scepter.
aghanims is ALL the damage output you need with huskar and plows through enemy heroes or roshan so fast its disgusting, then your goal is simply to bait the enemy team into turning on you and popping ghost/euls/etc and resetting, then life breaking them again and again while their spells are on cooldown
>>147091601
>no veil
>no armlet
s mh
>>147090345
>The cake is a lie and my eyeliner is on point, thank you very much.
Oh my fuck.
Anyways it some announcement about a group being formed to make dota more inclusive towards women. And apparently she's mad about people complaining about women only tournaments or something, but I was always under the impression that was women or nu-males complaining about that stuff with comments like "well why can't the women team be at a big lan with everyone else??" and "women are just as good at games and men they don't need their own tournaments, this is like spitting in their face".
>>147091601
>>ghost scepter
I still miss it ;_;
>"care mid"
>teammate pauses for 10 seconds while his low bandwidth brain processes the message
>>147091812
>women are just as good at games
Wasn't there a reaction speed test or something and women on average just can't react as fast as men?
>>147091804
veil will not keep you alive after a dunk
armlet will NOT keep you alive after a dunk
a few extra +HP won't matter when you get stunned and right clicked. a ghost scepter or euls will.
veil and armlet are nice ehp/damage items but aghanims huskar doesn't need ehp/damage, he rapes any heroes he slams into so fast theres no reason to buy more damage on him
>>147091957
>those 2 weeks when everyone realized how broken it was before Valve panic nerfed it
It was comically bullshit and in every game
>>147091812
No, it's rational people making those comments, because it makes sense, and represents actual equality. These people dont' want equality.
>>147092054
facts are sexist (and racist) though
>>147092103
there is no such thing as "equality"
If you are sane & rational, you would never mention such a delusional fantasy concept
>make women only group
>try to force women into the scene when they are all terrible
I'm all for women having some place to get started in Dota but I'm so fucking jaded at this point with all the shit feminism keeps pulling that I have no choice but to immediately hate it. I just know at some point they're going to try to shove shit casters in our faces and cry sexist if we don't like them. In fact it all ready started happening with Llama and Fat Momma Titty Milk...
>>147092587
Women represent like 3% of the players anyway, the talent pool is not nearly big enough to even make one decent team, let alone a good one
>>147091812
>Llama
>>147092258
Exactly? The desire for equal treatment is theirs. Yet they don't actually want to compete equally.
When you were a small kid, every guy in your neighborhood had a console. The boys from my block were so surprised when I'd beat them at Mario Kart, or geek out harder than them about Ocarina of Time. I practically came out of the womb with a controller in my hands, and I thought this was special. I mean... all the boys my age were dumbfounded so this had to be the case, right?
Video games gave me an avenue of escape from an abusive/addict father, a frantic and frightened mother, their divorce, being teased... and a lot of other things that are really hard for a anyone (especially a child) to deal with. I thought being a jew who played games was special and unique, and I reveled in it. I think most of us thought this at some point.
I had close friendships with other jews for my entire school career, and developed very intimate relationships that are still around to this day. My colleges were never interested in video games... but that didn't prevent me from having other things in common with them. Yes I love getting a sick snipe in Halo 2, but damn jew your loan interest looks good.
Fast forward to 2016... gaming has become mainstream. Being a jew who plays video games is no longer special. You aren't a unique snowflake and you won't get anything handed to you because you have shekels.
Since the beginning of time, jews have needed community. It is so deeply ingrained in our personalities because thousands of years ago we needed it to survive. We aren't being eaten alive or dying from infection as much anymore, but this fact has not changed.
I have seen so much backlash from the gaming community for "jewish only" tournaments or teams and I am here to tell you that you will never prevent jews from wanting their own space.
Some jews are just happier AROUND OTHER JEWS, and there is NOTHING wrong with that. Even if you are comfortable around guys, sometimes it is nice to take a break and not feel bad for talking about shekels, goyims, or the holocaust.
>>147090345
>Godz is following all of them
Why are australians such thirsty betas?
What if being black or female gave you FREE mmr? You know, to make up for all the struggles a subhuman has to go through.
>It's a you win 3 games today episode
>>147093220
lets take it a step further and make it so that black/females only have to play with each other in their own special queue
>>147090345
No surprise that she came from a broken home tbqhwya.
>>147093341
lets make it so that 2k shitters like you aren't matched with people of a decent MMR
>>147093467
yea like what if you have 4k mmr you only get matched with other 4k players
oh wait thats what we have right now retard
I still see 1 minute ancient farming NP's in my 4k games. What the fuck is going on.
>>147093341
you'd have to have a punishment for all the bad white people trying to use abuse their dota privilege and enter the special snowflake queue too
>>147093095
4chin neckbeards triggered by an ugly shittier femcaster
both you and her should off urselves
>>147093095
>Women
>minority
I want 3rd wave feminism to die
Can't wait for when the technology to impregnate boipucci becomes real. Women will become an endangered gender.
>>147093137
>Video games gave me an avenue of escape from an abusive/addict father
>le daddy issues gaymzer guurl
Yeah I've heard that one before, didn't end well.
>>147082687
hey man sorry things arent working out for you...
here have a pity reply
>queue EUW
>get matched with britcucks
when the fuck is valve gonna fix this
>>147093769
4k Europe right?
>post yfw your axe rushes daed
>>147064364
dota is a horrifically bad game to be honest
>>147080932
dota 2 can't have this much information on the score screen because....?
>>147094827
Too much information is bad for you you stupid goyim
http://www.therebel.media/excerpt_halifax_refugee_bullying_cover_up
Welcome to Canada
You gotta imagine everyone in this community and this school are liberal voters.
Imagine the outrage of liberals, to get what they voted for
>>147094307
Russia
Blast from the past
hi we r gamur grilz can we play in ur TI <3
>>147095107
>tfw no qt slav gf
I might as well end my fucking life right now, what's the point?
>>147094984
Yawn dude, go back to /pol/ please
Quick, someone!
>Activate it
What went wrong, doturds?
>>147095603
everything
>>147095603
Forgot pic, embarrassing.
Sheever.
>>147095603
My favourite manga is on hiatus again
>>147095693
Thanks beard
>>147094984
>tfw from toronto
at least I didn't experience that growing up
>>147095795
NoFear is actual trash
like not even debatable
>>147096021
literally embarrasing just how bad an earth spirit he is for a pro
looks like the poor quality jerax wannabes in my pubs
>>147095795
they had a great team during the time of VP.Polar
Illidan could either carry you games by himself or just flat out throw them and lose you the game but he was still really good
G was as solid as a mid as he could be
DK.Phobos was solid in the offlane
Lil could play farming support well, especially visage pocket strat
FNG was a great pos 6
Why did they ever kick illidan? I think that's when they started falling apart
>>147096021
Was he the one who kicked EE up on the high ground and threw the game just recently?
>>147096021
NoFear more like NoTeam xD
>>147095795
I think kicking DK.Phobos was a BIG mistake.
What happened to KotLGuy?
Any LAnons want to go to Starladder I-League LAN and pick up some cosplay grils to spitroast?
>tfw actually starting to feel bad for LlamaDownUnder
She's so universally hated by everybody now. I actually think I'm starting to pity her.
Is her casting really that bad?
Why does everybody hate her so much?
>>147097416
She got hired because she has a vagina, and not for her skills.
>>147097416
Ugly
Bad at her job (casting)
If you're a girl and both of those apply to you then of course nobody will like you.
>>147097416
woman
non-white
terrible casting
>>147097416
>0 knowledge of dota
>tries to bullshit her way to the top
>ugly as fuck
Only got the job because a female
>>147097416
She's an obnoxious sub par caster who doesn't know her place.
She has two X chromosomes though, that and 3k mmr are enough for a BTS hub invite I guess.
>>147097610
The head jew of BTS apparently is a sick chubby chaser too
Chi Long Qua @ChiLongQua 8m8 minutes ago
WHERES MY FUCKING TEAM?
>>147097838
At least anneedroid doesn't try to argue with people who actually know about dota, unlike llama.
WHERES MY FUCKING PATCH?
>>147097838
Please don't mention LD and lewdness within the same sentence you might put someone off their meal.
>>147097610
Apparently the orders come from higher, it's Valve hiring those shit casters
Literally jew jewing jews lmao
why is Abaddon such a great hero?
>>147097416
all she's capable of is describing what's going on in the game, which should be apparent to anyone with eyes
she's got terrible humour and no useful game knowledge. that's on top of her annoying accent and meh delivery. all in all no point listening to her for entertainment like tober or understanding the game better
I admire her work ethic and persistence but she's the prime example of why you don't have a random person as a caster.
>>147098004
You're gonna have to suck my dick for me to believe that anon.
>>147098004
Probably one of those fucking SJW's working at valve
Why doesn't Gaben purge his company of those retards
>>147097936
She's also got sick delivery even if the actual words are kinda pointless
>>147098108
There's a screencap floating around where the fat jew explains this to his twitch chat, maybe some anon saved it
>>147098052
Well Studied!
>>147098004
>>147098108
>>147098410
Got u fampais
>>147098623
Fly my steed.
>>147096331
No that was Empire's Miposhka, I'm sure I'm spelling his name wrong
>>147098692
For the house of Avernus
Looks like CoL literally got 2-0ed by FDL, lmao.
I have not seen a stream for this anywhere though, what gives? Apparently DC is playing in 30 minutes as well. I need my esports fix and I can't wait till shityang!!!
>>147098638
>>147098410
Well fuck me running that's dumb as fuck.
Hello /d2g/
I've mastered Dazzle, and am now working on Witch Doctor, how should I build a safe lane support WD?
>>147099608
Probably arcanes glimmer aghs BKB ghost scepter blink/force staff
In that order
>>147093220
based fellow poster of jovialness
>>147099608
You should build the support items your team needs from you.
Almost all support itemisation is situational.
>>147088279
where do you lane him?
genuine interest this might be my ticket out of 2.9k
>>147099608
Drums boots glimmer cape
WHAT IS THIS PANDA.TV SHIT
FUCKING CHINKS
1-4 play kotor
5-9 play civ
0 play dota (pls god no)
WHAT IS THIS 4CHAN SHIT
FUCKING NIPS
>>147100034
What are you talking about anon?
>join match
>team feeds like retards then abandons one by one
>lose
>join another match
>team feeds like retards and then sits in base
>lose
Is there a reason why people are complete fucking garbage on my team but coordinated highly-skilled pros on the enemy team?
>>147100145
all I see are Japanese cartoons everywhere I go fuck this
>my face when collecting easily acquired youvotes from the denizens of 4chan
https://twitter.com/NVIDIAGeForce/status/748648838320185344
Damn
>>147100202
you didn't pay valve enough dollars to be placed in HIGH PRIORITY queue
@147100424
(you)'s aren't worth anything though
>>147100574
Based NA
>>147100574
>tfw never had friends like this
>>147100574
Okay that Puppey hype actually gave me goosebumps.
T: EG and Liquid fan
>>147099809
>everything is situational
fuck, still shit at situational awareness (doesn't help that I'm playing on a potato either)
>>147099847
seconded, if my team is winning some salty fuck abandons, if we're losing, everyone is trying their ass off and getting fucked by sven ganks
>>147100202
It's SUMMER!
>>147100774
You could make friends like that if you went outside.
>>147100574
Their happiness made me happy, then I realized I'll never be that happy and now I'm sad.
>>147100574
>being hyped to win qualifiers
How far they have fallen
>>147098851
Glad this one didn't make it as a banner.
>>147101002
i go outside and i don't have friends like this
>>147100979
Imagine what the guy sounded like at ti3 when they beat orange after almost losing to them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bC01xh0jOxM
>>147100574
>Turk giving spectator info to them
>>147101091
Just attending TI nets them a hefty pay cheque that's worth celebrating.
>>147101074
I had the exact same reaction.
I teared up a bit and I was happy they were happy. At least someone is happy if I am not
>>147100642
>Purpose of 4chan is to make people mad
>Most youvotes from funposting are angry people
>>147100574
links to this interview?
>>147101147
>pick an activity you like and are good at
>compete at it in a team
>win
>experience that feeling
>>147100574
>Dat AUI2k entrance
NOT ABANDONED
>>147101445
>just b urslf
>>147101445
is there a shitposting tournament I don't know about?
>>147100774
brain damaged animeNEET
Why does PA's ult say when it's obviously no less than 25%
>>147101523
4chan.org
is it worth it to build Guardian Greaves on a Mek support?
>>147101523
4chan.org
>>147101523
4chan.org
>>147101523
4chan.org
>>147100574
https://twitter.com/TheEscapeGaming/status/748153291431940096
>escape gaming version
>synderen sat by himself
>Keeps saying when he resapwns
>literally no one gives a shit
>>147101507
Sorry.
>be a 6'4" sports prodigy alpha chad
>win the super bowl
There is NO other way you can make friends.
>>147101593
>>147101642
>>147101685
>>147101773
pretty sure I've been atleast a top 6 shitposter here for like 4/5 years and have yet to win anything
>>147101773
>>147101685
>>147101642
>>147101593
>that glorious feel when your true internethome is the ultimate platform of memes and shitposting
>>147101091
>qualifying for TI6
>prize pool over $14 million
>shouldn't get excited over that
>>147101915
Heh, in your dreams kiddo
Secret vs. EG grand finals
doubters have only one path to follow and that is to get btfo
>>147101954
I bet EG weren't.
most soulless team in competitive dota.
>>147101954
>only $14 million
psh whatever
any of you have that picture of Fear's dick?
i need it for REASONS
>>147102040
dubs and navi vs lgd final
CHECK EM
BECKHAM
>>147101915
yeahhh no, pretty much every meme you shitpost with is one of my creation
i outrank you kid
>>147102265
>moot
literally who?
>>147102047
>>147102265
who's that?
>>147102265
a dead man holds no power here
>>147101774
>that passion while playing dota
I'd kill for that desu
I can barely even be arsed to play Dota myself these days. All I do is watch streams and tournies.
>>147102343
first guy to get dubs and author of the SHIT WAS SO CASH pasta
are digital sports the ultimate refuge from basketball americans and other demographic cancer
apart from FGCucks, of course - the most pitiful of all esports
>>147099608
>>147099721
>>147099809
>>147099928
did I do it right?
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=714545052
>tfw the new Avalanches album leaked
16 years. 16 YEARS.
Perfect tunes to play Dota to.
>>147102265
>he thinks moot would even consider coming back to this hellhole of a website
>fancy jewmancy
What did he mean by this?
i've outshitposted them all
>>147102729
I'm sure he still browses occasionally.
>>147102797
on /vg/?
does moot even play dota 2?
if anything he'd probably lurk /soc/ or /a/
>>147102797
dumb anime addicted NEET
>>147100774
That happiness they were all able to share at that moment is uncomparable. I want to know that feel, to feel exitement about playing videogames again.
>>147100574
>>147101774
>the col vid is over a year old
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2mJgIVqwDg
WHAT THE FUCK
BONUS JIMMY
https://www.facebook com/TNCProTeamDota2/videos/vb.840515722697409/1025661520849494/?type=2&theater
>>147102729
doesn't he work on google+ now
>5.5k windrunner
>lets me anchor smash her over and over in lane
>let's me anchor smash her in fights to do 0 damage with ult on
>don't even have blink yet
>5.3k player
>last picks drow into terrorblade
>upon spawning says he will purchase aghs and mjollnir
>expects to be good before and after he farms that 10,000 gold
>lose in 20 minutes
the trench never ends boys, why people gotta be dumb?
>>147102504
>tiny penis on the chin
>>147103065
5k is the new 3k sorry mate
>>147103206
What is 3k then?
>>147103065
It's SUMMER
>>147103256
the 9th circle of hell
Anything below 6k or above average MMR match is pretty much a clown fest
>2016 will be remembered as the year that memes finally wrested control of reality
>the four fucking chins of all cesspools on the internet is of course the one pulling the memestrings
>not SA
>not reddit or SRS
>not tumblr
>not facebook
>not twitter
>not google
>not microsoft
>not any giantic news outlets
>not anything but a ripoff of a jap website original created for shut in gigaNEETs but which came to power as a billion horse power anonymous meme and shitposting community
never in a billion fucking years would i have predicted it
in the dota world i think we may have memed honeypots into a true thing
>>147103019
>swindlezz just bawwing into his brother's arms
I want to feel what he's feeling.
>>147103307
I wish I was making it up dude, but there are retard 5k's out there apparently
>>147103463
Looks like he is trying to motorboat him tbqh
>>147103414
can i meme myself a gf into existence now
>>147103463
foolish shut in who is hooked on supernormal stimulii from asia
>>147103414
jesus christ dude is this general the only thing in your life
why do you pretend everything is so groundbreaking, exciting and funny
its honestly starting to become very cringey
>Hero select
>"When are they going to make a character like yasuo"
>5.4k mmr
I don't know who or what a yasuo is but I feel like I should be worried
>>147103652
>make post for other board
>throw one line on it and post on d2g because efficiency
>projecting your own insecurity and cringeitis
also if you don't seriously understand why it's so blindblowing how much influence 4chan has, especially given it's incredibly small userbase compared to most communities, you are very, very retarded.
>>147103463
I cry my eyes out into my pillow every night but I don't think it's the same kind of feel.
>>147103652
*general* threads in 4chan are where the loneliest of the loneliest people decide to make their 'home'
it's rather sad innit
>>147103019
>that TNC video
>the peruvian monkeys literally going ape while demon just sits there
What do you think Demon is thinking?
>>147103879
delete this
>>147103898
'lol 16th place niiiiice'
>>147103898
He's thinking thank fuck I can get out of this Philippino hellhole before Duerte is signed in.
>>147103747
Yasuo is actually one of the few Champions in League that is actually fun to play and is somewhat original.
It's no coincidence he's one of the most hated heroes in League because of this.
>>147103652
This
>>147103946
How do I fucking delete postsm
>>147103879
>>147104062
>even more projecting
>>147103798
oh I thought you were the blitz poster
besides 4chans footprint is very small compared to the size of active users we actually have. Partly because there is no main board
>>147103473
I had a giggle
>tfw still in 1.8-2k MMR hell
>tfw alting asshats single handedly wipe the team
>tfw having to babysit drooling retards as as Omni even though I hate playing him
and now you're telling me it NEVER gets any better, why the fuck am I still playing this damnable game?
>>147103747
Yasuo is a league of plebs champ, sort of like Juggernaut, but worse and without support abilities
he is also an DISHONORABRU SAMURAI so embrace your fear and ready that report
>>147104097
IS THIS BAIT?
>>147104097
>he can't delet that
>>147104156
>the blitz poster
>the
>this man thing there is naught but a singularized poster of the blitz
nigga there is basically a battle between blitzposters in this general
you might even call it a blitzkreig the way they're going at it
>>147104231
>>147104342
How do I delete post
what should i get on my 'go 'za, 'lag?
4chan x + oneechan my man
>>147104368
theres three of you max and one main one who is easy to identify because he comes at the same time and uses cookie cutter images and posts
>>147104368
>a blitzkrieg
fuck
>>147104368
>you might even call it a blitzkreig
You had the chance for the carlos post of the day and you missed it
>>147104645
>still carlosposting
>sneyking
lycan needs buffs in the Roshan bounty department
>>147090345
>http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1sorlmn
femdotard here, gonna infiltrate their discord, no way the reject a 5k grill like me 3::
THE MADMAN'S DONE IT AGAIN
i.imgur.com/S2uWmm3.jpg
>>147105036
Damn dudette, nice ;)
>>147079647
>>147105157
58% winrate in 5k+
JUST BUY DIFFUSAL LMAO
>>147103019
>tfw Kyle is the worst player by far and yet he's the most dedicated and emotional
Dota is a harsh game...
>>147105082
what am i looking at here
>>147105082
This makes me uncomfortably arousedcontinue
>>147105082
>>147105082
>Took you that long to realize Nahyon finished it
Post was up for the better part of the month.
>>147105082
It's just a coloured oldass pic he did.
I'd rather have something completely new from him, even if it's just sketches.
>>147105372
Winter Waifu asking for a good dicking
only ones that can actually oblige are Lich, and Ancient Apparition
>>147105640
Rylai can use her whole body as a penis!
>>147105640
I've heard rumours that Kaldr the Ancient Apparition is not only a fundamental, but also has a massive horse cock
>>147104967
agreed icefrog went too hard on punishing early roshans
also, what the kek
>>147105848
Rylai is pure!
>>147105865
there is a point where we should have stopped, and we have clearly passed itlet's keep going and see what happens
>>147105848
what about double ended icicle dilders?
>>147097416
she LITERALLY only has a job because she has a vagina
she has 0 (zero) knowledge of the game, even kotlguy knows more than her, hell even sheever knows more and unlike sheever llama never shuts the fuck up. llama constantly interupts people only to interject stupidity into the conversation or just say the exact same thing he co caster is saying. she causes drama actively in the scene as well. she literally cannot speak english without the most irritating accent ever in a profession where all you do is talk.
llama is beyond bad in literally every aspect of casting, she has no up side at all. the only reason she is even a thing is because she is a woman
>>147106010
lol
>>147104097
can't delete ur feels bro
What are your favorite strength, agi, and int heroes to play, and what are you least favorite strength, agi, and int heroes to play against?
>>147106058
>tfw no one remembers the kaldr memes
even here i'm alone
>>147069249
Riot tricked plenty of people, not all of them shitters.
>there are dotards in this very thread
Disgusting
Why the fuck would AA have a horsecock are you stupid?
>>147106472
>le i'm the only le oldfag left memesent ;^)
zai god
>>147071413
Is it even a LoL term? From what I remember you had the adc (ad carry, now marksman because there isn't a single viable melee carry, lol), the ap carry, the support, the jungler and the bruiser.
>>147105036
whats their discord?
>>147105036
based transexual coposter
lay some gulag classics on me, gulag.
>>147107189
did someone say FREE?
>>147107189
d2g is just a badscvbefore kshits ruined it
>>147104165
it gets better in the way that you're less likely to get retards the higher your mmr, but you're never free from retards
honestly as far as those 5k's go I can count all the retarded 5k's I've ever encountered on both hands, it's not much, it's just weird getting 2 in one day, it's like a blue moon thing. usually they're at worst mediocre when they're having an off game.
>>147107189
>>147107584
thank fuck, unfortunately, I don't have a team to 5-stack with so it's all solo ranked or unranked fuckery
please kill me
>>147107842
ill play with you with my 2k account
>>147107189
>TFW unranked games are so easy that winning feels like nothing and losing feels like shit.
>TFW don't have the confidence to play ranked after losing 500 MMR in days 2 years ago regardless of always shit stomping unranked
>TFW fear of dropping to 4K
>TFW all people I played doto with for years are employed or appease their GFs on a daily basis and no longer have the need to play dotohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_ihXlWKC7g
>>147108057
im USE but I can play UEW
anyone else stupidly pumped for TI? the story lines are great for this episode
>>147107189
>>147107189
>>147108236
Right here senpai.
>>147103747
yasuo = infinite free dashes and a wall that blocks all projectiles, also free shield just for being alive and a juggernaut ult that only works on disabled targets
riot's attempt at making melee carries viable
>>147108258
artstyle poster(s) are easily some of the greatest poster(s) the gulag has ever seen
>>147107842
when did you calibrate? if it was a while ago it might be worth it to pay the 10 bucks to do the compendium reset shit if you like your account.
or make an alt and calibrate like a month from now after the hundred games or whatever it is now (how many games is 20 trophy levels?).
I know some of those games down there can just be too stupid like farming for 50 minutes or constant fighting and diving and it sometimes doesn't even resemble dota, and people can usually calibrate into the 3k's.
what the FUCK are DC doing
>>147107189
36485
>>147108443
Probably just a bunch of nerds fapping to memories of watching DTS replays off gosugamers.
>>147107189
anyone have the Paint version of the old Liquid roster?
>>147108236
i really, really want to see reddit get even more BTFO than they already have with their dumb roster memerules
>>147107842
i added u i think
>>147108589
>google search number
sure enough
>>147108861I may or may not still be level 9 and used a 3rd party calibration tool
>>147108952
thats fine but what is a 3rd party calibration tool
Are there any good pro videos of someone using Doom? Just want to know if there's salvation for this hero.
>>147109681
if doom completely erased all effects of items and spell he would probably be viable and by that i mean the doomed target only gets what stats they would normally have at whatever level they were. doom used to be the be end all counter that erased a hero for the doom but now doom doesnt do shit. they either need to do that or make his other skills way more useful
>>147091812
>dota more inclusive towards women
So what in Dota is excluding women from playing?
Bonus question: what of those hypothetical things could be changed without losing some of what makes Dota, Dota?
>>147109867
Just revert the retarded doom damage and cooldown nerfs, that's all he needs
>>147110140
But there was that one LAN where no female talent were invited. Dota is excluding women
>>147110140
dota is a naturally non-social game
by design its not inclusive to women since they require social aspects to fit in
how to fix
at the start of the game there is a ten minute talking period
>>147110163
All I want is for the 2nd skill to be spammable.
>>147110140
well uh clearly it's the sexist environment and internalized misogyny, same reason women don't go to stemexcept they do but facts are sexist
>>147110328
there's like only 5 women casters
Uhh Dotards incoming update
>>147110507
>hey guys guess what i just had for lunch
>CYKA BLYAT DAVAI DAVAI
Is the game coord down for anyone else?
>>147110601
Oops wrong file
>>147110509
Scorched earth? I've never really felt the need to use it more
odd play dotes
even read manga
>>147110825
dota is down
go read some dragonball you filthy animal
>>147109083
Yasp
https://yasp.co/players/108686019/
>>147110507
>10 minutes talking period
ITT:
>Faggot nigger piece of shit I'm gonna wreck you so hard that ur gunna crawl back up ur mum's vagina and i'm gunna fuck her because ur so fucking bad at dota.
>Я дaжe нe знaю, пoчeмy oни дoбaвили этy фyнкцию, oн чyвcтвyeт, кaк oгpoмнaя тpaтa вpeмeни и нe дeлaeт ничeгo, чтoбы измeнить игpy
>noob team russian pls report
>gg ff rata mid
>Realmente deseo que los jugadores ingleses no están tan molestos cuando no hablamos su idioma. No es como si alguien se comunica en este juego de todos modos.
>>147110693
im so excited to have some backend changes :^)
>>147109083
exactly what it says on the tin. It guesses at where your MMR would be based on various factors
>>147110780
yes
>>147110730
>>147110906
how to fix
A new chatwheel is added during this phase, only females can openly type males are required to use the chat wheel if they wish to communicate. Phases include
>Hello zirs let us have an excellent chat
>I agree
>Good idea
>That sounds amazing
>You are so smart
>Please tell me more
>>147111036
>>147110892
oh yeah I use yasp, but I wouldnt call it mmr calibration just mmr prediction or smth
are you gonna accept my request
>>147111143
>You are so smart
>You are so smart
>You are so smart
>You are so smart
>You are so smart
>>147107189
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Czc_iGgB70
>>147100574
damn
kemal is so supportive
is he gay for rtz d2gugu?
803 mb update???
>>147111669
nice patch notes Valve
>>147111669
>tfw just opened the door to a toilet that had been clogged for a whole month
>smell is in whole apartment now
what's the fastest way to kill oneself lads
>>147111958
Go into the bathroom with that toilet and close the door.
>>147111669
maybe that battlecup shit
valve must of worked two days on it once they realized they completely forgot about it
lkmao
false alarm update
fuck u
patch?
patch
one more time
odd dotes
even read
John Connor... it is time.
>48.6 MB
ITS NOTHING
Back END Changes
my favorite human caster
HEY GOY BUY LEVELS PLS MAKING yOUR CHARACTER LOOK DIFFERENT REALLY MATTERS
Battle Level Bundle Weekend Sale is now live.
>>147112547
>>147112603
stop shilling a shitty caster
>>147110906
>English/Spanish/Russian speaking anon.
WAOW
>>147112547
>>147112603
Kotlguy is only one being and not several.
>Tfw Artour is gonna win it all back
>SAVE OVER 60
>S >I >X >T >Y
>I
>X
>T
>Y
>PERCENT
>>147112547
>>147112603
I have seen many humans and Kotlguy is one of them.
>no battlecup
>june 30th
defend this dotards
look at the low low prices, enjoy the sale :)
>go to liquiddota to check the streams up
>xakoh
>maut
hmm
NEW BLOG POST
http://blog.dota2.com/2016/06/weekend-bundle-sale/
NEW BLOG POST
http://blog.dota2.com/2016/06/weekend-bundle-sale/
NEW BLOG POST
http://blog.dota2.com/2016/06/weekend-bundle-sale/
Lycan buff when? Wolves are so dogshit at low rank these days
>p-pls help us beat the prizepool we are desperate
>here have 60% off
>>147113274
THE SALES AREN'T HIGH ENOUGH
PLS BUY OUR HATS
why has the past two weeks been so fucking boring when is something going to happen?
I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING BOYS THIS IS TOO MUCH
>>147113353
dota always had some sale to go in hand with the steam summer sale
>>147113375
someone on /d2g/ should stream
Please remember to do your part today and vote Puck for arcana
>>147113479
yeah this blitz shit is beyond terrible now
literally just a worse version of big grin / gold face in every way
Haven't bought the TI6 Battle Pass yet? Here's a sale for you. Get the Battle Level Bundle & save over 60%. #TI6 pic.twitter.com/Z2i8M2He4Q
>>147113615
>thus guy
HOLY SHIT MY SIDES
WHEN WILL DOTARDS LEARN
I CANT FUCKING STOP LAUGHING
HOLY FUCKING KEEEEEEK
>>147113615
SCRAM ITS THE MEME POLICE
>>147113567
>>>/reddit/
>>147113567
nao chan!
@147113814
kys
>>147113274
>>147113307
AYY LMAO
Remember when compendium levels actually gave something and not just arbitrary items and shitty cosmetics sprinkled on every few levels?
Remember when all the shit was available at level one and if you wanted more shit you can spend? Now we got locked cosmetic terrains at 125 and incoming LC cosmetic locked at 225.
I hope Valve learns from this and reverts back to TI4 compendium with a fucking book instead of this shit.
odd buy battlepass
even safe from the jews
>>147114331
never safe
NO GABE NOT THE SALES IT'S MY ONLY WEAKNESS
on the bright side I now own immortal gardens
>>147114331
>>147112529
>>147110825
I FUCKING SWEAR 4CHAN IS RIGGED BY DOTA AND KEEPING ME FROM NOT BEING SAFE
REEEEEEEE
>>147114503
"own"
LMAO BE A GOOD GOY NAO D2G AND HELP OUR LORD AND SAVIOR MR GABEN BREAK LAST YEAR E-SQUIRT MONEY.....
>>147114096
They will keep fucking with it till they find the perfect jew ratio to sell the most shit. It'll end up being some in-between of TI5 and this year's.
>>147064364
Anyone wanna help me get out of low prio? would greatly appreciate it! need two more wins
>60%
>>147114587
It's not seasonal.right?
>>147114685
>doesn't even include immortal 3 boxes
>>147114685
big discount
>THIS UPDATE
ITS LITERALLY NOTHING
are we really going to have the same meta for ti6? dang.
>>147115082
this meta is great, fuck off cuck
>>147115219
terrorblade has been "OP" for less than a week and people already want a new patch
baka, people were even complaining about the old patch and then qualifiers come and show these retards the real meta
>>147115219
yeah its great for the pro scene
not for pubs
also
>streamcuck calling someone a cuck
Is Valve getting desperate?
Will the TI6 prize pool end up being lower than TI5?
>>147115219
didnt say it was bad, but its the same meta from the last major so it should change a little bit for the biggest fucking event of the year.
>>147115757
obviously
>>147115757
>but its the same meta from the last major
Where can i get like cheap paper fans that has sunsfan picture on it. I want to distrubute like 500 of them at ti. and i'd laugh so hard seeing people in the audience sunfanning them self. PLEASE MAKE MY DREAM COME TRUE.
I spent 40 minutes laughing about it cause im fucking stupid.
>>147116004
nice meme, little guy. very epic. reddit would love it.
>>147115756
is it worth it?
>>147115756
>the immortal treasures aren't marketable or tradeable
What a crock of shit
>>147116497
IT'S 100% WORTH IT.... NAO BE A GOOD GOY LAD AND BUY THE 60% OFF GOYPENDIUM WE NEED TO MAKE DOTA 2 PRIZE POOLS THE MOST HIGHEST AMONG OTHER BOBA
>>147116497
For that price you could buy an actual game instead of hats.
>>147117013
they will be on august 14th
>>147117013
>>147117128
https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/4qpjf7/warning_all_immortals_from_weekend_deal_are_not/
HAHAHAHAHA SCAMMED BY VALVE
>>147117128
The ones from the weekend sale are never tradeable or marketable, at all, ever.
>>147117117
good one
>>147117117
But I buy all my games for 0.00 sheckels :^)
>>147117230
OY VEY what's wrong? You get good discount on hats?
>>147108372
>Every League hero = infinite free dashes
Fixed
Not like I could ever market this shit anyway because of le epic 15 day marketing and trading hold haha epic right
>release epic desperation sale
>prizepool still going up at a slow pace
Will Valve finally kill themselves?
>>147117013
>>147117013
Dude, they aren't even fucking giftable. I can't give my friends my extra immortals that I paid for, it used to be you could at least gift things if they weren't trade/marketable.
I'm gonna buy it !
>>147117579
Jhin is basically a tower when it comes to mobility
>>147118032
you are directly funding evil you knowI did it too
>>147117435
>discount on pixels
>60% off something that isn't even 1mb
this isn't kosher fampai
>>147118295
I backed mightyno9
I'm used to it
>tfw they are stealing my life energy
send he
>children getting mad about spending $15
you seriously have to be poor to care about the not tradable/marketable thing
>>147118417
lmao
>>147117579
>They rebalanced shitty spellcaster-Medusa against the dashfest that is LoL's champion design by making her spew shit everywhere instead of having to land it. Also by adding a dash item.
>>147118458
.01 steam cents has been deposited into your account
>>147118458
you've been trying this for 5 years now, the "lmao who cares are you poor or something" bait does NOT work
is broxy our guy?
>>147118694
whom
even play dooda
odd watch movie that /d2g/ decides for me
>>147118979
maladolescenza
>>147118979
Watch Futabu!!
lmao the invoker set is going for 100$
LMAO
reminder that the golden AM bashers from last year went for +200$ and that are sitting at around 130$ and you got them like every 30 levels or something
>>147118979
watch a jav
>>147119053
>>147119083
>>147119251
Hmm how should I decide?
I need to guy buy food but it's kind of dark out please help me dotords
>>147119460
first post best post lad
>>147119556
wait till day time, night is scary!
>>147119556
It's much better than day time when there are more people outside that will see you and potentially try to interact with you
Learn to love nighttime
>>147119107
after checking the history turns out I was wrong
shit need new thread so I can post my image
>>147119625
i've decided that since I already fapped today it was time to watch some Futurama
dota2
>>147119905
That is true. One time I went to the store and this girl asked me if I could help pay for her grandmother's medicationand I did it and she was really thankful and she kept calling me babe and baby and she asked for my number and I gave it to her and she called me a couple of days later and paid me back.
>>147099608
voodoo restore at level 1 is better than cask for first bloods
so what's next?
heroes never die
>>147118417
Topjej
why can't i post images wahhhhhhh ;_;
>>147120152
Cool
One time this girl offered to sell my her bus pass so she could afford the fair for the ferry so she could go see her sick grandma so I bought it off her and then saw her walking in the direction opposite of the ferry terminal an hour later and said hello but she ignored me.
It was cool though because I got a cheap bus pass and didn't have to do the 40 minute walk to college for a month
>>147120607
because of animeposters
This one time I went to a club and I just sat there then some girl asked me to dance with her and I said no and sat there all night till like 2am
This one time this girl in a dota game was asked to meet up with me but when I went to meet her at the cafe it was just some dude
This one time my grandpa sent me some cookies oversees but grandpa didnt seal them well and they were all crumbled still enjoyed the cookies though thanks grandpa
>>147118417
me too lad. At least we know to never trust kickstarter. Never again!
MIGRATE
>>147121405
>>147121405
The fuck is with the servers tonight?
>click accept 7 times
>finally get in
>half the game drops
>everyone disconnects
>click accept 4 more times
>>147118979
A Clockwork Orange
>>147120214
haha, good one!