Dota 2 - /d2g/

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>4 memes early

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nth for Traxex is the best waifu

THIS GAME IS SHIT. MMR IS A JOKE.

>>146996209
oi

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>tfw you have a quarry to settle

REMINDER TO SIT UP STRAIGHT

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did grant bang the bbw?

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>>146996209
>>146996394
>tfw fired from loli panty factory

Anyone have any good Mommy Lactating JOI videos?

>>146996404
>tfw you have enough mana for ult

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>>146996479

https://youtu.be/Pbf47oX57eQ?t=40

>>146996960
quoting everyone in the thread does it

...sometimes

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>>146996209
>>146996394
Thanks guys. Not like I wanted this job or anything anyway.

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>TFW MY SIDES ARE GONE CAUSE DOTA 2 GENERAL IS THE FUCKING SAME SHIT OVER AND OVER

HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS MY SIDES
this is not funny....

>>146997069
Basedfacebro, please save us
I know I posted memes too, but this isn't what I wanted

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>>146997069
chotto

matte

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>tfw you have a quarry to settle

ALL CAPS SPAM "MODS!!" TO SUMMON THEM

THEY HAVE A COMPUTER THINGY THAT BEEPS IF YOU POST THAT

>>146997058
>that guy who has a bamboo plant he got from ikea in his cubicle

everyone wanted you gone anyways

>>146996854
Please link me some good Mom JOI senpai, thak you.

Reminder that the only reason cancer like timbersaw and slark is successful is because Lucifer the Doombringer was nerfed into the ground by icefraude

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>>146997164
KUDASAI

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Do you guys think Icefrog writes patchnotes in blood?

>>146997206
And Bloodseeker

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>tfw you have a quarry to settle

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>>146997273
Nani?

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>>146997293
I wish that guy would come back. his animations were top-tier.

>>146997360
>that malformed right tit

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>>146997179
tfw you SQUAK SQRAWW

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>>146997347
nan desu ka

chotto matte

>>146997179
You cant settle shit. You dont have the stones.

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MOMMY
I
L
K

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>>146996854
why is she so perfect bro ;_;

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>>146997347
nani kure?

>>146997831
thank you bringer of memes this place dried up since grimoir man left

>Thread so dead agent faggot has to resort to dumping whatever he was given

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>Anon, you're not allowed to worship these sweaty feet until you win three ranked games in a row!

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This one is extra lewd

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QUICK, blog about the last match you had, lest things devolve faster

I played Bounty, and roamed, and then we won
Please acknowledge me

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>>146998231
>Those hips

Any pros lurking?

>>146998336
sup, it's bsj here

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>>146998281
my team picked 5 carries and we won somehow.

4.7k average, trench never ends

>>146998336
ye

>>146998336
I will win TI6 for all you people

>>146998281
i was mega tilted after the previous game mid morphling fed 8 deaths just in the laning phase to timbersaw and was useless all game which stretched out for 60 minutes, so i picked medusa and built vanguard, linkens sphere, battlefury, mantastyle in that order
still won by getting carried

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Have you guys noticed current Secret is basically the ultimate anime storyline?

>arteezy, the protagonist, starts out with his ragtag band of friends in Kaipi
>hailed as a prodigy and rises in stardom
>abandons his friends to join big money teams
>gets corrupted by money, fame, and ego and falls from grace
>stops streaming and retreats from public presence
>finally at the bottom with nothing, with everyone thinking he is trash and expecting him to lose, he reunites with longtime friends EE, pieliedie, and wise sensei Puppey to claw from the literal trashheap bottom at Open Qualifiers to redeem himself at TI6

Anime when?

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>>146998729
Did I read this right?

>>146997740
what the fuck is happening here

>>146998481
non-whites like this beaner are just laughing at the idiotic liberals
they put some lip service agreement about fag rights, collect billions of dollars, encourage their criminals to leave the country....

>"A country is something that is build everyday out of shared values," POTUS says, evoking the quote by Pierre Trudeau
shared values of kill whitey

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Hey fags, heard the Qualifiers started

Who are the Meme teams to follow this year?

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Guys it's game 5 of the deciding match to qualify for TI, pick me.

>>146998963
I said this 2 months ago

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>>146998968
thats right
vanguard linkens battlefury and manta style
everything is viable in lowpriority

>>146998963
I'd be ok with a Secret redemption run for ti2016. Imagine RTZ's boyish smile and EE's autistic joy when they win

>>146999132
The purest memehero in the game

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>>146998281
>play earth spirit
>thinking to myself game will be fine if ill just hit 6 and we will see from there
>nope.jpg
>everything goes wrong before i hit 6
>slark can't deal with melee heroes
>mid is getting solo killed every minute or so
>absolute chaos every lane
>get a few assists and reach level 6
>now we are in a better spot because im hitting spells and helping them
>its 30 mins in and its too late everyone keeps getting rammed in
>it was like a bunch of 4k toying around with 1k's
>not even remotely possible that this is equal skill level
>welfare matchmaking is at works again

>>146999061
It's all going down the drain unless people start waking up.

>>146999132
Memepick kino

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WHEN

IS

THE

NEXT

ESPORTS

FUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK

sumail here

ask me anything

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alright im going to sleep dotards

http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/c/c7/Undying_lasthit_02.mp3

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>>146999707
what's universe's dick taste like?

>>146999707
has alex garfied touched you in strange places?

techies is a top tier pick guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhXSm0vdvSY
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhXSm0vdvSY

>>146999707
when are you going to blow yourself up

Do people still play dota 2?

Will there be another cache before treasure 3?

>>147000118
only ironically

>>146999256
These leftists are all insane, and its so blatant how they try to cover their socialist agendas in feel good liberal stuff, that none of them actually care about.

>>147000090
when fluff gives the order

>>146998281
>the match ended with me sitting on twice the networth and player damage of anyone on the enemy team as Arc Warden

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>>146998281
>Stacked with 2 bros for the first Dota I'd played in a year
>Enemy team goes 5 ganking carries
>Our CM is AFK from start, Lycan is screaming report
>I'm forced to go mid on LD, a role I've never seriously practiced for
Wind up against Ursa who eats me for lunch
>Towers fall, team begins sounding defeatist, both side lanes are feeding and it's all I can do to keep Ursa off the mid tower
>Retreat to jungle as teamfighting phase begins and rice like a madman hoping to at least give our team a backup plan
>finally get radiance at 22 minutes
>farm when the enemy is off the map and push when they're on it
>gold graph starts to swing in my favor
>Lycan has been getting riced too at and some point CM came back to support him
>bros on Luna and Treant finally get their shit together
>start holding our own in fights
>with basher and echo no one on their team can manfight my bear
>they run down mid for the 50th time
>treant is invis in the trees and roots all five of them
>luna ult
>CM ult
>rampage
>push every mid tower down and take throne before they start respawning
>enemy team dissolves into REPOT SVEN REPOT SLARK

It was good.

>>146999707
do you have a chauffeur to drive you to your designated shitting street?

>>147000567
nice blog would read again

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Aiushtha here

ask me anything

Sheever here.
Ask me anything.

>>147001157
do u actually do anything but eating and sucking dick

>>146999389

see

>>146979178
>>146979836

>>147001157
can I join your sorority
I'm a solid 8.5

>>147001157
what do your feet smell like

>>147001157
what's a good tip on a 40 dollar bill?

>>147001241
>>147001270
>>147001475
>>147001693
sorry guys Owen is in the bedroom and he's calling me
I'll answer your questions when I get back

anything here
ask me something

>>147001845
why are you so lonely

Agent faggot are you here

what are you going to do now that your government has revealed it wants to destroy america?

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>>147000698
Ty my gulag friend

How does Icefrog solve the offlane? Before, you'd pick Puck/WR and go hit ancients for the first ten minutes. Then came the lane changes (creep walk speed, changes to camps near the offlane), and it seemed to be alright. Now you buy iron talon and go farm. Every single game.

Right now, 1 support gets their carry a 1 level advantage via harass or pulls and then the offlaner cannot step into the lane or the carry can usually solo kill him. Even heroes that used to need 2 supports to babysit them for ten minutes can get solo kills by ten minutes (spectre, AM).

Is iron talon the problem or would those offlaners be in the jungle anyway? Or is it just "safe" (but less) farm, where the lane is risky?

>>147002197
Realize that his team is choked out on farm
Pick him off repeatedly
Win

>>147002061
what the fuck are you talking about?

>>147001928
not enough (You)s

>>146998281

While picking heroes our Nyx tells me we don't need another invis hero while I hover over Riki. Enemy team picks Riki before I could, so I pick weaver. Nyx calls gg. Instant report for unnecessary gg. I went hard lane with our alchemist and there's last hit contest as usual. Our Ursa top lane is 9/0/3 at minute 10. Our tinker losing mid to DP. Our radiance alchemist is 300 cs at minute 25, never joining fights or talking. He was like 2/1/2 at the end of the game. We won obviously.

>>147002347
>>>/pol/79219316

>>147001257
Thanks senpai.
A ray of hope in my meaningless existence.
What the fuck do I do until next week though

>>147002197
look at dotabuff

Arc Warden

Build bkb, hex/orchid, blink and damage, then just sit outside his base and send in doubles to assassinate him every time he leaves fountain. He can find him easily in the trees around the map and nuke him down quickly, all without leaving base yourself.

Zet is the anti-tinker.

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>yfw you decrepify void in the chrono sphere

WHY DOES IT TAKE SO LONG TO RECONNECT TO A FUCKING GAME

I HAVE AN SSD AND A GOOD CPU WHAT ELSE IS MISSING

>>147003104
Power of will and patience.

>>147003104
passion for the game

>>147003104
sacrifices

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>its an "invoker who wants to show off his pretty new set, that he spend over €500 for" episode
I really do hope that this hero doesn't win the arcana vote. I don't think I would be able to live through that with my sanity intact.

>>147003201
>>147003227
holy fuck
i got an abandon because it took so fucking long to load

i had a power surge for some reason so this never happened to me


is reconnecting bugged?

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any frogposters out there have a puck pepe i can borrow?

DOES SOMEONE HAVE THE WEBM OF THE OVERLORD OF DOTA DANCING IN THAT BOOTY CLAPPING VIDEO BY BTS

>>147002531
>uk leaves EU
>na immediately starts it's own EU

what does this mean?

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>>147004267
They are hurrying their plans

World crisis soon

>>146996067
stop sexualizing Pugna

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>>147004223

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>>147004594
delete this

>>147004594

he truly controls dota

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>>147004813

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>>146996209
>>146996394
What did I miss?

>>147005192

Depends on the field, and where you live. Your ability to find work related to what you studied immediately out of school depends on good networking and is REALLY helped by internships.

If this more expensive university has some amazing networks (look for employment statistics of grads) and is well connected with internships at companies you might want to work for, then yes.

No one will give a single shit about where you went to school other than your first job. After that, the weight will be on where you worked.

universe is back on twitch

why is arteezy still on the panda shit

I swear he's the biggest sell out ever

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DEAD

>>147005603
keygams

>>147006254
because he is a member of team secret and panda sponsor team secret

>>146998281
>play timbermeme
>Get several important kills on enemy tb and medusa
>Team refuses to push
>Have all my items by 25 and still reking ass
>TB and prophet start split pushing to buy time
>tfw no forced tutorial to make everyone go through what PUSHING MEANS

>>147005092
faggot mods can't handle a little feminine penis

nothing new

how come BSJ blames his team for every loss despite the fact he's fucking garbage

damn bsj is a goofy ass looking nigga

>>147007483
Because it's painful to admit you're bad when you've been playing for years.

why is rtz streaming on an impossible to navigate chinese website

is this some sort of bad joke

man i wish i wasn't banned in bsj's chat

>>147007909
kemal chinese connections

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Don't be sad because it's over, be happy that it happened :^)

>>147007909
cause he's a fucking sell out that's why

he don't care about this game, he just wants to get payed.

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>>147008173

>>147008285
>>147008285
are you a fucking retard
if your contract forces you to stream there, then its not "selling out" to do so..

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can mods please delete common shitposts. im getting real sick of "le overwatch is better" and "tresdin foot fetish" posts every thread.

>>147008786
it's called a meme. they are chan culture hehe :^)

anyone got that comic about /d2g/

>>146998281
after a 5 loss streak filled with either straight up 1v9s or 2v8s i finally got an ACTUAL team and got to farm as Anti-Mage. I went 17-1, made two ultra kills and got a rampage at the very end. They all tipped eachother despite feeding.

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I WANT OFF MR TINKERS WILD RIDE

>>147009021
God damn man. i thought CP want even that big of a thing anymore

>>147009158

>20 seconds of nonstop no damage
>when any carry with that much farm can just kill timber

The fundamental problems of Tinker are not solved by different farm vacuuming builds, greaves or not.

>>147008492
he signs whatever contract gives him the most cash

dudes a sellout

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Who's ready for our EU boys to be the first team to win 2 Internationals?

>>147009238
Yep.
On /b/, on /sp/ there is or was some third-worlder (Polish I think) who spammed it as well. I know a couple of other boards have had issues with it too but can't remember the exact boards.

>>147009323
he could have lasered, he could have rocketed
>can just kill timber
but how can you kill tinker while you're hexed for 60 seconds

>>147009358
?
he joined a team, he needed to sign a contract to play on that team, and that contract says he has to stream on this gook site

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Why does Hex affect Bristleback if he's already a pig?

>>147009390
keep dreaming swedeshitter

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>>147009390
you mean Puppey, right?

>>147009428

Because you literally self-disable yourself for the same duration. It's a damageless doom that doesn't disable passives and requires gorillion gold to work.

What usually happens is that the enemy gets a single BKB or blink initiation on you and then the entire enemy team dogpiles you to collect the gold treats inside the Tinker shaped pinata.

>>147009515
Why does Morphling not dissolve in the river?

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>>147009390
that aegis is really really gay man

>>147009021
I thought you apply to the boars you want to cleaning?

If its a blue board content posted is a lot more tolerable than what you'd see in b

>>147009021
Where's this semen demon from?

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>6.89
>Building Aghanims on Doom now also allows him to devour Ancient Creeps

Is he viable now?

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>>147009583
DELET THIS

>>147009572
>Because you literally self-disable yourself for the same duration. It's a damageless doom that doesn't disable passives and requires gorillion gold to work.
but it only takes 1.28 seconds (1.68 with laser) per 3.5 seconds of sheep. Tinker is free to blink around and spam laser/rockets on the hero. With just laser/rockets he's dealing up to 523 damage per second before int %

>>147009572
Should comeback mechanic be nerfed?

>>147008173
I don't know. I'm thinking about coming back. Overwatch is really shiny and additively fun, but it's kind of shallow.

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>>147005603
god bless senpai

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alright I just wasted an hour and a half testing all the hero passive to illusion interactions before I found the dota 2 gamepedia page for illusion interactions. so fuck me

heres the pastebin if anyone cares
http://pastebin.com/sf9RnQGR

common themes:
>Critical strike passives are passed on, same with evasion
>Passives that trigger depending on an enemy action pass on to illusions.
>Auras are passed on and are applied to nearby allied units
>Magic Resistance, Bonus Armor, and Movement speed are passed on
>Bonus damage and bonus health regen are not
>Bash does not pass over
some interesting interactions
>Axe illusions will counter helix for full pure damage
>LC's passive will proc and heal the illusion
>Omni illusions will apply Degen aura slow to nearby units, but their attack speed will stay the same
>Tidehunter illusions won't gain damage block from Kraken Shell, but Bristleback illusions will from his passive 'Bristleback'
>Elder titan illusions apply Natural Order

but all of this shit is irrelevant because very few heros actually build manta style, and half of those heros actually have passives that benefit illusions

>>147010148
dumb frog poster

>>147009973
>a shooter is shallow

who knew

>>147010148
wait im fucking retarded if only half those heros build manta then why do they fucking build manta

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never forget

>>147010265
>tfw no shooter will ever be as fun or deep as dystopia

>Raven Marc Polo Luis Fausto
>Kuku Carlo Palad
>Sam_H Samson Solomon Enojosa Hidalgo
>eyyou Nico Manalaysay Barcelon
>DeMoN Jimmy Ho

why do seamonkeys have such ridiculous names

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>>147010469
>Raven Marc Polo Luis Fausto

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>>147010432
Is that his dad? Holy fuck

>>147010291
manta is built pretty much to get out of a silence or as a disjoint

its probably best on AM

manta is one of the best damage items in the game
Thats why its built
not for fucking dispels or disjoints or w/e

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>>147010432
HOLD THE DOOR

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>>147011004

>Play Medusa
>Build Manta and Linken's
>Oops

>>147011454
name a single item that gives more DPS than manta to a medusa

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Hey guys! I made some art for OUR LITERAL BOYS the Alliance :DD:D:D!


Let me know what you think!

>>147010265
But what about bioshock infinite? A practically perfect game with a perfect story and perfect game play :^)

@147011778
That doesn't even deserve a (you)

>>147011778
upvoted absolutely epic can't stop laughing at this

haha can this be an epic new meme?

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>>147010432
he's a big guy

>>147011778
haha nice so many dank memes dae slacks for TI??

>>147010432
SLAY THE RAZOR
SLAY DA RAZOR
SLAY DARAZOR
SLAY DAR
SLARDAR
SLARDAR
SLARDAR

>>147011672
vanguard

>>147012543

thanks doc

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TOBI CANT BE STOPPED

>>147012543
hey!

I cant play anymore

>team doesnt pick core after I pick support or play making mid

>team doesnt pick core, so I pick core, no support versus dual offalnes

>team picks a core, I go mid and crush lane, all 4 of my team have negative kda while I'm killing away, we lose after 60 minutes

>I pick a support, no one picks a core or we have afk junglers

I'm not exaggerating when I say this has literally been every game for the past 3 months

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>>147012543
>>147012704

>>147011672
maelstrom

>>147012849
Wanna know how I know you're 2k?

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lewdfags btfo this is a christian thread now

>>147013108
I was in 4k and now im 3.4k you fucking asshat

there is no winning these games

>>147013178
have you tried overwatch?

just memed a game with luna aghs refresher lads
subscribe to my patreon

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Post that one comic. you know the one.

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>burning rotk sylar didn't make it to ti

not to mention that half of the time after these awful games it says "cannot queue for matchmaking at this time"

valve wants me to stop playing

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Will our guy Mike ever make it to TI again?

>mike's spectator chat

This is great guys

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>>147013835
finally

>>147013835
>first pick AM

>countered by Shadow Demon

>First point Mana break

>lose rune fight because of that

never forget

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Rip America and Canada

>>147014647
Lmao why the FUCK would anyone want a traveler program with fucking mexico

>>147014647

Canadia is just America's unnecessarily polite hat though, I don't see the issue

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mfw alliance TI6

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>>147014814
>>147014808
Exactly. its all set up to flood both countries with mexicans

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What do you guys think about calling heroes by their old school names?

At the end of the game our enigma says "Commending Kardel and Carl"

I thought invokers name was old kael.

I've only been playing dota 2 for a couple years , is it weird that I call natures prophet 'furion' and AM 'magina' just to seem like i'm a veteran player and important?

Some people call Lyralei "windrunner" instead of 'windranger', I call gyrocopter 'corki', and TA layana.

Sometimes my team has no idea who i'm talking about, and other times I get called out for saying their names from 6 years ago in an attempt to be cool.

Can anyone else relate?

>tl;dr never played wc3, still call a bunch of heroes by their warcraft names

>>147015303
>is it weird that I call natures prophet 'furion' and AM 'magina' just to seem like i'm a veteran player and important?

yes you're a fucking loser

>>147015303

Invoker calls himself Carl

>>147013959
>ixmike
>"our guy"

How is he our guy? Reddit loves his ass.

>>147015303
Because names feels better

>>147015303
Same, never played w3 but I still call sand King cryxalis and bloodsweker strygwyr

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>>147015415

>any time mike is brought up on reddit it's usually followed by at least one "ugh" and a tirade about how problematic his behavior is for the DotA community

Here's your +(You)

>>147015415
You seem to know a lot about r*ddit, R*DDIT!

>>147015303
Gondar, Tresdin, BALANAR

>>147014647
improve security by abolishing the border
SeemsGood

>>147009891
>With just laser/rockets he's dealing up to 523 damage per second before int %

And thats less than most agi carries with raw damage items. Tinker's attack animation is so garbage he basically only has that as his max damage cap.

>>147009926
This problem has existed for Tinker since 2008. He's been the gold lead loser through multiple patches and separate GAMES.

What would you do if you are a 7k mmr player and you got a BSJ on your team

He picks jugg, then calls mid

>>147015303
Do you have to three star the final quests to get the chaos style unlocked for these sets?

>>147016064
I pick treant protector and follow him while pinging

w-would anyone watch a 20 minute video of a suicidal student whining about matchmaking if he uploaded it?

>>147010469
Used to rekt Polo(raven) on bet games now he's going to TI

>>147015831
>And thats less than most agi carries with raw damage items. Tinker's attack animation is so garbage he basically only has that as his max damage cap.

yeah but most agi carries don't permanently disable you for 60 seconds straight so you can't fight back or escape or activate items or anything but crawl around as a little piggy with 140 ms

sheepstick tinker is an automatic guaranteed kill in any 1v1 scenario, completely shutting down solo split pushing or carrying lategame. Then in 5v5 fights tinker can just sit back and spray missiles with aghanims until there are lone heroes to shut down with sheepstick

>>147016632
we still talking bout bsj?

>>147016632
F-Fluff?

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>>147017065
about myself actually

>>147016632
Purge pls

reminder that beesa would have gone to ti if rime was on his team

>>147017314
ill watch it

>valve won't invite grant to ti because he said nigger before and the only people who care are reddit who keep bringing it up

sometimes life aint fair

>>147017412

who?

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>people are still doing the bad naga on alchemist build

FACT: BadNaga is only good against uncoordinated teams that can't focus down an alch when his ult is down
FACT: BadNaga equally as fast as Bots mjollnir/battlefury alchemist
FACT: BadNaga splitpushes worse than other heroes
FACT: BadNaga can never reliably fight
FACT: BadNaga can't match up to real carries in the late game

inb4
>but i need muh 4 aoe farming items 30 minutes into the fucking game

>>147017535
he's gonna cast the games from home then, what's the big deal?

FACT: If you don't buy an orb of venom on timber you don't know what ur doing

>>147017646
FACT: you are 1k mmr

>>147017814
no he won't he'll be at ti

>>147017849
wait are you saying you can slow your enemy f-for f-F R E E?

>>147015303
he's called carl because they couldn't call him kael in korea they just called him carl why do you not know this

Do you have to three star the final quests to get the chaos style unlocked for these sets??

>>147018313
no you have to three star every quest

>>147018313
In all the quests saddly

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>>147017886
>FACT: you are 1k mmr
BadNaga shitter detected

asco mrd zzzzz xd

>>147015303
>I call gyrocopter 'corki'
Uninstall

>>147018624
no wonder you have such shit opinionsss about the game you barely play it

lol I used to think the people saying "I clicked a pro LoL stream today and it was bad" were memeing but I was wrong

>>147017849
>80% blind with 80% uptime
>ability to jungle after he leeches 2 levels
>generic nuke

>ultimate lets you perma glimmer/hex/etc

Why aren't you playing OoV lane support Tinker?

>>147015303
in-game i just abreviatte it except for furion's case
but in myhead i still call heroes by their old name like gondar, cryx, balanar, rex and krobelus
don't think i call anyone else by their actual name

>dragon knight's first skill doesn't get upgraded from breathe venom to breathe fire to breathe frost when he levels up his ult

hmm dotards?

Odd play dotes.
Even read manga

>>147019383
Well a dotards gotta do what a dotards gotta do

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mfw a couple is yelling beating each other outside my window

>>147019635
damn
film it and post it here bro

>>147017047
>yeah but most agi carries don't permanently disable you for 60 seconds straight so you can't fight back or escape or activate items or anything but crawl around as a little piggy with 140 ms

They don't need to permanently disable you for 60 seconds straight, they just kill you. Bane can keep a target locked down for 12 seconds with literally zero gold. In a span of 21 seconds, Bane can disable a hero for 20 of them. With arcane rune, aghs, or Octarine it becomes 25+ seconds of disable.

Keep in mind that a rubick that steals rearm functions like a tinker with 10k+ net worth.

>sheepstick tinker is an automatic guaranteed kill in any 1v1 scenario, completely shutting down solo split pushing or carrying lategame

So does Void, Troll, or Slardar with half the farm. They also just KILL the hero.

>Then in 5v5 fights tinker can just sit back and spray missiles with aghanims until there are lone heroes to shut down with sheepstick

And if Tinker is EVER jumped on by a blink or BKB'd hero you just lose the game. This has been the history of tinker for years.

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good night d2g

>>147019767
good night anon

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Why has this fucking psychopath not been banned form all Dota events yet?

>>147020046

Honestly I am never playing Mafia again after that game

>>147020046
the same reason we have to endure maut """""""""""""casting""""""""""""" or maelk """""""""""""analysis"""""""""""""
the right friends forcing them

>>147020160
What happened in that game?

tfw bloody9 quit dota
no more comfy low prio streams

>>147020190
kill urself

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>>147020227
Nahaz is an angry drunk apparently, probably beats the shit out of his wife too.

I mean just look at this guy. He won't put down this mug no matter what. Dude probably has bodies buried in his basement.

tfw you can only win when you play hard carry

>>147020046
lol, link?

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>>147020728
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fBfmPENyK0

>>147020793
what a psycho. what role was he?

>>147020915
vanilla town

>>147020403
NO DEMON

>>146997206
Absolutely. Doom is dumpster tier now. It's been years since he could carry, now he doesn't even function as a support.

>>147017531
upload is stuck at 95% processing, i will post it tomorrow if its done, i hope at least a few will watch it and tell me to kill myself

>>147009734
>permanent spell immune
>permanent 100% spell resistance bonus

Totally viable.

>>147018682
Why?

The hero is literally a budget corki

>>147020445

So is he our_guy™ now?

>>147020445
nothing wrong with beating ur wife
all liberals do it

is sumail the eminem of dota?

>>147021248
im not gonna tell you to kill yourself

>>147021620
Eminem isn't a shitskin or a terrorist so no

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>>147021781

>>147020609
tfw you can only win when you want to win

tfw no desire to win

>>147021248
>>147021771
it processed just now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKQvvq4_Lrs
give attention plx

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>>147020793
Not into the game at all but seeing people losing their shit over something as dumb as this is pretty nice.

>>147009583
this image ruined that pay to win map
I can't stop seeing circling giant dicks on the ground texture

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okay i may have had to take math II a second time when i was in high school but i still think there's something wrong here.

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>It's a the pudge wants to mid episode

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who's the cosmo wright of dota?

>>147022182
11599/627 = 18.50 minutes
18.50 * 544 = 10,064 gold
So potm has about 920 gold more than what she should.
Does passive gold increase factor into your gpm?

>>147022784

Mirana

>>147022182
GPM aka gold per minute. THATS RIGHT PER MINUTE

god damn you share this very thread with mouth breathers

>>147022182
>>147022810
Luna must have bought back.

Balance is artistic.

What hero is best for 1v9ing in this meta?

>>147020793
holy shit

Isn't he supposed to be a 40 year old stats professor?

how does he just lose his shit

>>147022982
Timber

>>147022986
Some people can't hold their alcohol for shit, and they don't know when to stop drinking it either.

>>147022810
Too many factors to take into account

Items sold, buy back, GPM is mainly based on the gold you have made by the minute while networth is absolute.

>>147020793
this is actually cringe worthy

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APOLOGIZE

>>147023447
Sorry, I was born a racist, I didn't choose to be one

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>>147023447
DEEEEEEEELLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEE

This

>>147023713
Niki diki :3

>>147022029
make it not private

Anyone else having a problem launching the game? How do you fix this shit?

>>147024206
why
it is pathetic enough as it is

>>147024406
I'm trying to say I can't watch the video because it's private on youtube

>>147024406
Because only you can see the video

>>147024470
done
i thought private would mean that its only available for people who have the link

>>147022029
>post video so that no one can see it
Fucking lmao how can you fuck this up

>tfw no /m/ hero

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>>147022130
well shit maybe its valves fault for making their game's icon be two phalluses circling each other and plastering it over every surface. Its not like they were content with just stopping there either

>>147024629
that would be unlisted, not private.

>>147024406
yeah you're retarded
obviously socially retarded, emotionally retarded, you cling to anime to fill the gaping hole in your life left by having no friends and poor relationships with your family members, and have an anime folder on your computer, only to cry for 20 minutes about being 3.8k mmr.

I'm glad you're supporting the stereotype for weebs being this socially autistic

Ok so finally a game where the lanes are normal, people arent living cancer and no one is feeding min 0.

I get a double kill in my lane, our mid solo kills the other mid

then our mid gets ganked and abandons right there

versus a chen, phoenix, silencer, void ogre

what the fuck is my life

>>147018624
>doesnt post a string of shitty alch builds

Nigga you're dim

>Bout to win game with a divine rapier fed by enemy team

>get to high ground

>ally fissures the highground off
>we all wipe and they win

Thanks spic

>>147024909
true except for the anime parts

>>147021437

>>147018682

>>147022029
>22 minutes

im not watching all that shit

>that yuro accent

im not listening to that shit

>>147006871

wow, whos the qt mate?

>>147025262
Its OK to vent that kid of shit from time to time anon.

It happens. Got a 7 lose streak yesterday, it can't get any worse.

>>147024629
I don't know why you expect to win every game unless you're a 6k player playing in 4k. Its a team game and especially at 4k people still have shit mentalities about the game.

If you want to consistently win, then I suggest you pick one or two heroes and only play them.

>>147020313

why did he quit

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What went wrong?

>>147026375
no idea, probably just tired of dealing with 4k and 5k retards in his games

Artour BabaevVerified account
@Arteezy
Best mccree in Europe honestly

what did he mean by this

>>147026659

Statsman Bruno @StatsmanBruno 1h1 hour ago

Goddammit Argentina!!!
(Panini sticker album)

What did he mean by this?

>>147010148
>Omni illusions will apply Degen aura slow to nearby units, but their attack speed will stay the same
that one I did not know

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I don't read, i just look at the pictures.

>>147015303
the only one I do that for is naix cause lifestealer is too fucking long to type ingame

https://youtu.be/xpQs-5J59Hc?t=72
MILKY
O
M
M
Y

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>tfw finally make the journey from 2k into 3k

started from the bottom now we here

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lost my passion for the game

>>147027281
i hope you dont fall back down like i did, 3k was nice but now im 2.7 again
dont tilt man, just be patient and hopefully youll get to 4k or atleast stabilize
best of luck anon