/d2g/ - Dota 2 General

Hello?

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>ESPORTS ends
>don't know what to do with life
>too lethargic to do anything on my own

Bone7 is streaming.

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post sheever

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Come Home White Man

>>147064585
You mean bad tf2? Since this game dont have more things of a moba is not a moba just a FPS with ult's

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Reminder that if you're a dotard or have contacted one you totally just kys.

>>147064679
But you're in the dotard thread, contacting us?

>>147064364
Never post this image again.

Who should I pray to if I need to win my next 3 games? Always when Im one win away from
3100 I start losing all the way to 2900 and then I start winning again etc..

is it weird to masturbate while taking a shit?

/ ! \ EMERGENCY MESSAGE START / ! \

TO ALL CONCERNED

OUR OGRE IS OFFICIALLY STREAMING

I REPEAT

OUR OGRE IS OFFICIALLY STREAMING

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>tfw you met a dotard in adelaide

@147064957
no one cares about noname shitters tard

>>147064364
panda tv doesn't show me a stream, how are you guys watching eternal autist?

@995
there's a whole website for "people" like you

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Why the fuck are EE and arteezy streaming on sad panda??? I cant even configure this shit. It has great quality but its literally always cutting out to buffer.

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU FIX THIS SHIT?

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1st for drow = best waifu

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I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

>reddit likes Grant now
wtf I hate Grant now

dead thread until esports

>>147065652
I'd lick YOUR armpits.

>>147065153
You spam livestremer until it works

>>147065652
>no hair
Fuck off pedo.

>>147065652
.............maybe

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>>147064571
SHEEVER

a guy's instagram is sooo cute they r all posting their haircuts, food, something interesting, when girls post fucking selfies all the time

>>147065941
I bet you use facebook too you fucking normie.

>>147065478
>wearing helmet in bed
kek, the butch cunt is probably balding from all those steroids

quick d2g

Should i get myself some soda?

>>147065941
slut

>>147066102
No

stay hydrated

>>147066048
If you look at her hood cosmetic you can clearly see that isn't the case.

She's obviously prepared for battle at any time. Or underneath her helmet is another helmet

>>147066182
soda will hydrate me

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>>147065153
FUCKING TURKROACH KEMAL FAT PIECE OF SHIT.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PEOPLE PLAY VIDEOGAMES IS THIS TOO MUCH TO ASK

https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/4qktue/if_you_correct_the_current_prizepool_for_average/

it's over guys Valve went to far this time ;_;

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>>147066259
lad

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>>147066226
>Or underneath her helmet is another helmet
PRESS THE ATTACK

>>147066371
I actually want water now, thanks anon!

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>>>>JUNGLE

>>>>LC

Played the last time 2 years ago, did a lot of stuff change in that time?

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>>147066371
>literally why niggers still die of hunger

>>147066623
Good lad

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>>147064571

yoky was a mistake

>>147067162
I've said it before and I'll say it again, having sex with sheever must be like having sex with a dead body

must be why she's not married

>>147067442
how come you know so much about sex with dead bodies anon

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new RESEARCH RESULTS in JUST NOW!!
listening to KOREAN KPOP from the 90S while playing will boost your PERFORMANCE in DOTA by 26%!!!!

>>147067541
xd

>>147067541
I think dead bodies are probably easier to deal with virgins.

>take forever to get in mood
>no it hurts
>be softer
>i'm nervous

Fuck it, just blow me.

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>>147064815

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>russians proving that they are bottom-tier shitters
>entire region disbands

Shitvi are lucky they got invited. They wouldn't have qualified.

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>VP is kill

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>>147068079
yeah i'm sure they would have struggled in those qualifiers that had teams they repeatedly defeated in bo3s for months whenever they faced each other

>>147067912
tfw no skeleton royalty hero

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Will she attend TI6?

>>147068485
they fired her for voodoo magic

>>147068485
Probably not since good casters, funny personalities and cute girls are forbidden from the scene by valve

>>147068748
B-but we have llama and anne!

Reddit told me they were good casters and that anne is definitely an 8.5!

>>147068485
>/d2g/ now likes literal monkeys
What happened?

>Wake up
>Russia literally disbanded

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I figured out a really good tactic on how to convert your League babby friends to Dota

>Recently started talking with my old group of friends again
>They still play League and stuff
>We get on the subject of things we'd like to see in League
>Start listing off mechanics, features, and items that are in Dota2
>The response is overwhelmingly positive
>Drop them bomb on them that everything I just listed was in Dota 2
>Their minds are blown

I now have a group of friends to play Dota 2 with.

>>147069117
now why in the world would you want to play with shitters

>>147069117
>your League babby friends

??

>>147069117
> ͏

>>147069249
Because I too was a shitter once and want to show them the holy light

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>>147069328
>was

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>>147069452

>Terrorblade transforms into a powerful demon with a ranged attack. Any of Terrorblade's illusions that are within 900 range will also be transformed by Metamorphosis.
>Cast Animation: 0+0
>Transformation Time: 0.35
>Illusion Radius: 900
>Attack Damage Bonus: 20/40/60/80
>Attack Range Bonus: 400
>Move Speed Loss: 25
>Duration: 40/44/48/52
dotards???????

>>147068079
Wasn't it just VP?

>>147069609
VP , Polarity which is still VP and some manager or something of Empire

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How do I win with Naga?

>>147069718
Patience

What is BloodSeekers Agh's made it so the blood forms a trail behind them that heals BloodSeeker as he walks over it?

>>147069718
you kill their ancient

>>147069740
as in patience until a patch with naga buffs comes?

>>147066829
>3 people with stuns could be TPing to that t2 to collect their FREE abaddon kill right now
>she's even pinging to get their attention
>none of them are moving at all

I think the only person that can't be blamed for this is LC

>>147069848
This

That abaddon is way the fuck too deep and could have easily been fucked over if anyone on LC's team had the slightest bit of map awareness.

>>147067819
>watching abenobashi in 2015

I bet you are a anon with good taste in anime.

>>147069597
don't worry, reddit complained so icefraud will be forced to nerf TB into irrelevance before TI

>i want to make a character, than is built around fast auto attacks
>and the more he hurts people, the more stats he gets!
>and if he gets a DoT on him, he can use his built in diff blade to remove it
>or his built in potm hop + puck ult to keep people in
>and his jump disjoints spells!
>and his ult is like SUPER stealth, you can't use anything to detect it!!!
>woooooooooow, im so cool
Was this icefrauds creation or was it guinsoos fuck you before he left to crap out LoL

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>>147069117
My classmate plays nothing but league for two years now. That fucker is like frozen in time. Literally always looks the same, pale, greasy long Justin bieber hair, same clothes etc... He´s not bad but he´s auttitude is really just ´´I don´t care´´ for everything. I thought Im carefree but this guy takes it to next level. Worst thing is I was like a copy of him years ago and alienated most of my friends because of LoL addiction. That game really fucks you up good. Sorry for blogging

what if terrorblade has a demon melee form ??????

>>147069980
>play a riki or BH
>fuck over a jungler's early game
>almost get a kill but all enemy allies tp

>I play a slightly greedy jungler like enig
>I get invaded by enemy supports
>I get 0 tps and a "Well played!" despite being under my tower

Every time.

>>147070446
His ult used to only be a regular invisibility that's not broken by right clicks

But then powercreep happened

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>>147070517
Let me help you.

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>>147070517
>and then Blizzard threatens to sue yet again while Legion launches, because they were the only people on earth to ever combine the words terror and blade together
>meanwhile a boss in LEgions dungeons will look 99.9% like TB, use his lines, and have his animations
>Blizzard will then claim "homage" and nerf paladins for no reason

>>147070474
DOta 2 fucks you up even more. Most people turn into elitist shitstains even though they are horrible at the game.

>>147069848
There's literally 1 person on that team with a stun and it's not even 4 minutes in. Are you retarded?

>>147070894
>OD
>Rubick
>Mirana

"literally 1 person" - you

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>>147070474
My friends younger brother played LoL non-stop, but i (before dota 2 was even a thing) couldn't play with him for more than 2 matches because he would rage ultra hard if everything didn't go perfectly
He was insanely good too, top 3% in the game and was even offered a role on some team, but turned them down
He got perma banned twice for going off on chats

>>147070948
>OD
>no stun
>Rubick
>no stun
>Mirana
>stun

As I said, literally 1 person on that team with a stun.

>>147071068
>rubick
>no stun
what did he mean by this

>>147071171
How does Rubick have a stun unless he steals one with his ult? Are you really this stupid?

>"semi-carry"
>it's not just a league term anon!!
What the fuck is a semi-carry? is it a carry that is short items or levels?

@315
You are NOT getting any more free (you)s from this awful b8

@147071315
(You)

>>147071413
2nd carry u fucking idiot

>>147071413
can carry if set up but can't manfight by themselves

>>147071315
Lift in and of itself is a stun of sorts, as you can't move, fight, cast or anything
Plus when you land, you stun your teammates/creeps

>>147071315
"The unit lands on the ground with such force that it stuns enemies"

literally retard

>>147071413
It's someone who can do decent DPS but still have decent utility and survivability.

>>147070767
nope. Dota is much more enjoyable than LoL. And I played both A LOT. Also much less stressful. I used to get cold sweat when I queue´d up in LoL

>>147071413
Can farm supports but still loses to the enemy carry 1 on 1

>>147071487
so just another carry then? there is no semi- to it

>>147071526
so essentially.....every single hero from CM to Warlock

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tfw no passionate dotabuds to watch/play dota with

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Our ogre getting triggered by Zet, the Arc Warden

>>147071672
>I used to get cold sweat when I queue´d up in LoL

I know this feeling. It has a lot to do with the fact that your fate is entirely dependent on what team you're paired with. At least in Dota you have some power as an individual to change the tide of a game.

>>147071742
All my friends got burned out from dota or I basically didn't end up playing enough for them to stay in contact.

>tfw was once good enough to play at a tier 3 team level
>utter shit now because I'm a wage cuck

Feels bad man.

>>147071837
I always cold sweat when i'm against a 4.6~5k player on mid.

I'm a 4k and that scares the shit out of me, also i can feel the clear outplay sometimes against 5k's.

just randomed arc warden and hes actually quite decent as a support. managed to do tons of shit in early skirmishes even if we lost to a fed am afterwards.
like seriously, i never played the hero pre nerfs, had terrible micro and several panick attacks, but my spells did shit tons of stuff untill am realised he could blink into my aoe as/evasion thingy.
this guy seems crazy good at going hg against ranged carries like tb who doesnt want to RUSH mkb even if he farms it fast.

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>yuros fell for the honeypot again
>TI 5 all over again

>Cucked out or qualifiers by NA
>EU cucked by based britbros , more countries leaving soon

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Our guy Mikasa is doing it!

>>147070620
Changing slark so he was no longer countered by dust was not powercreep, you don't know what that word means

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>>147072263
>EU starts falling apart
>NAcucks decide to create their own EU and give freedom of movement to beaner subhumans

YOU CAN NOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

>>147071914
I'm a wage cuck and I still manage to keep on top of things. I just watch my replays while I'm in work. Just one of those 'do your work and left with free time' sorta jobs.

>>147071742
who would play with you khaz?

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https://youtu.be/xpQs-5J59Hc?t=72
MOMMY
I
L
K

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Did the kaipi v VP ever happened?

>>147072601
i challenge you to a d--d-d-d-d-d-d-d-duel

say your steam alias in this thread right now so I can feel good about removing you.

>>147072828
why should i? go back telling people your trench stories and back to shitposting on cuteboys

>>147072554
Can't at work, it's government stuff so I'm not allowed to bring my own shit or even install my own shit.

I've recently got back into dota but calibrated at 3.4kish which is pretty much accurate toward my current mechanical skills due to lack of playing.

That and I play muh nipon japanese atlus games too so that cuts dota time.

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CANT WAKE UP
SOMEONE WAKE ME UP
THE NIGHTMARE
NEVER ENDS

I WANT OFF

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>>147072726
https://youtu.be/Pbf47oX57eQ?t=40

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Is this the Llama thread?

>>147071583
Yeah, the ENEMIES AROUND THE LIFTED UNIT ARE STUNNED

Literally retard

>>147073012
>took literally the whole team and a tinker with literal chain sheepsticking to kill timber
>even then it wasn't even that fast

Lel timber balanced.
Bet timbers inventory was only a bloodstone boots and maybe one other item.

>>147072915
>I'm insecure

I know who you are now

>>147072726
>>147073045
I need some serious mommy porn right now please.

>>147073448
xev bellringer

>>147073519
I've already fapped to all her POVs

>VP disband
>Polarity disband
>VP management kicked
>Empire management kicked

where were you when CIS was kill?

>>147073381
timber had pipe blademail octarine travels euls bkb

Terrorturd nerfs when?
Its like a more autistic naga 90 armor at level 2 and illusions that might aswell be heroes
??????

>>147073636
Uh last year? This is probably the same Navi """"retirement"""" bs

>>147073636
https://twitter.com/team_empire/status/748565987381895168
i have a feeling this will be a shanghai major situation for cis dota and they will come out of it stronger.

How many ancients have you defended today?

>>147073409
who am i?

>>147073012
wow

just imagine if tinker used his pure damage spell

triggered

>>147073923
will there be a CIS major if their proscene is kill?

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>every lane but mine feeds
>get hotd and stack ancients
>farm up so i have measly items when my team has nothing
>participate in teamfights where i get away with 200hp everytime
>end up 7-0 while all team is in negative kda
>drag game out to 50 minutes
>lose anyway because teammates are still autistic

>>147074648
2k shitlord

>>147074648
>strong in the early-mid game
>can't close it out
>blame team, blog on 4chins
>stay 3k forever

cool

>>147074648
>me ooga
>team booga
didn't even boother reading

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>>147074814
>tfw this is completely true

>>147074893
REPOOGAD

>>147072953
>being on a tier3 team
>recalibrating at 3.4 k

ye thats just not possible

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>mfw chinese teams won't even break top 4 at ti this year

>>147075624
Newbee looked like they were going to take Manila for a while. They're in good shape.

>tfw no esports

i just wanna sleep until summit 5

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>go out and pretend to be a normie for a few hours
>slavdota disbands
>mfw

>>147075624
As long as neither chinks nor gooks win TI I i'm happy that either EU or NA wins.

>>147076323
But mvp is fun to watch.

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what will todays big patch be, family?

>>147076419
>implying a blatant racist cares what's fun to watch

>>147076512
/r/tf2

>>147076537
?
you can't be racist against whites and asians because they managed to actually develop

why cant ranged heroes use echo saber?

>>147073665
>no one attacks timber at all
>look how tanky he is!!
no one is disagreeing that timber is super tanky lategame, but come on dude

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>Anon you CAN suck these stinky toes and lick my sweaty soles but only AFTER you win three ranked games in a row!

>>147073636
wait, empire management is kicked too? is vp and empire owned by the same guys like eg/alliance is or some shit?

>>147074486

There won't be a CIS major because of US sanctions against Belaruse and Russia.

>>147075587
Didn't play for a year or so brah and barely followed the scene at all.

Tier 3 is stretching it, was more like tier 3.5 NA trashcan team.

>>147076717
Fat and ugly, I bet she doesn't wash her fatrolls either and her vagina is moldy as hell.

dead thread

Now that Dota 2 is officially dead and there won't be a TI this year, why aren't you playing Activision Blizzard's Overwatch™ for the Xbox ™, Playstation 4™, and the PC™?

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WHERE THE FUCK IS MY FUCKING LC COMIC REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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WHY THE FUCK CAN YOU BE PUT INTO LOW PRIORITY WHEN YOU DON'T ABANDON

FUCKING THIRD WORLD MONKEYS ON MY SERVERS SEND ME TO LP BECAUSE I'M MORE EVOLVED NICE SYSTEM VALVE

>>147078012
anon

no one likes you and you should kill yourself

>>147078012
know your evolved privilege

>>147078012
If you are more evolved, why do fall for the sam ruses

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>>147078012
>Play solo
>Peruvian 4 stack
>Literally all of them buy boots as their first item
>Continue to build and do stupid shit all game
>Yell at me in broken English whenever I don't jump in and feed with them
>They are complaining about me in all chat in their monkey speak
>Frustrated at this point, I say "I really hate getting matched with shit skins that aren't even supposed to be on these servers"
>2 people on the enemy team immediately pipe up calling me a racist and saying they're going to report me

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>>147078012
>17

Jesus lad, tell me your secrets. I regularly scream at people down the microphone and I made a girl cry once. I've shouted at peoples parents when they tried to tell me off for abusing their dota-inept children and I've never gotten above 11.

>>147078428
>not muting them
or even better, muting all chat
just stfu and you wont get reported, its really that simple

>>147078428
there were peruvians on the enemy team too anon

stop complaining on all chat, the enemy team doesn't give a shit 99% of the time

>>147078012
If you get reported that often, you assuredly deserve it

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>>147078576
Well the secret is to be good and carry shitters but because it's Dota 2 they refuse to be thankful and are instead spiteful of their lack of ability and report because of it

Also I'm in solo queue and always call out garbage stacks (2 hard carries in a stack going safelane in 3.7K MMR, randoming instead of picking heroes, that kind of stuff every game) but can get along with people if they're not idiots. People in this game are mad and bad, especially stacks, and calling them out or carrying them guarantees reports.

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why do people get aghanims on FV?

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>>147073923

CIS lacks good captains, that's a huge problem and why they haven't been top contenders for a while despite continuous reshuffles.

>falling asleep
>decide to put an alarm because i eventually will have stuff to do
>suddenly can't fall asleep anymore

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>>147078428
>matched with russian in euw
>"sniper mid or feed"
>boots, smoke and 3 tps starting items
>starts feeding mid since he doesn't understand health consumables or last hitting
>goes brown boots second, third, fourth and fifth item
>tells team to report me for ganking his lane as a support
>this is meant to be 3k

>>147079401
That dude gets paid $55 an hour as one of Valve's MMR Assassins
I'm sorry you were on his hit list

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What's the fastest way to climb to 3k?

>>147079647
winning 8 games

>ranked
>support sven on my team

Finished game with BKB, Battle Axe, 2 wards, and 1 kill.

So...

Why arent you getting your 12 min dagon + treads on jungle buttseeker and ruining the game for timber pickers?

>>147079746
support sven is pretty legit

>>147078904
>i have 17 reports because im good at carrying shitters
am kekking

does w33 not know that using rot will wake you up from elder titan sleep every time?

he keeps turning it off

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has anyone got the oddshot where you can here sheever peeing?

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>>147079959
Does anyone got the oddshot where you can see sheever posting sheever on /d2g/

>>147080115
I got you
>>147079959

>>147079938

the grace period means that you will self damage for quite a bit before u wake up

not sure if its worth imo

>>147079006
They're bad

Only fags who don't know how to conservatively use their Chrono need it.

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Bean?

>>147079647
Play a hero like Riki or Clinkz and watch as the enemy team feeds you because vision control is a foreign concept at your MMR

>>147079746
Support sven is good though you shitter
What's a battle axe

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>>147080441
>Mfw our Kunkka rushed a Battlefury

It's like a Pugna rushed Ethereal Blade. What is the fucking point.

>>147080368
You have literally no idea.
Kill yourself.

>>147080441
>>147079809
I'm not blogging, but it was a 2k game, and "supporting" was buying all the wards and not farming after 10 minutes because I had 3 wards up instead of 4 and he chose to farm somewhere where he had no vision and got shadowbladed. I even bought him the ward as soon as he complained, and he threw a fit that I wouldn't leave the teamfight to put up a personal ward for his epic jungle sven.

Invoker ended up buying him tomes...

When will vici gaming release their main roster and adopt vgr?

whats the mid kunkka build now

bottle phase drums armlet into crit blink?

>>147080609
>2k telling others to kill themselves

lmao

>>147080654
then its a shit teammate who jungled

not a support sven

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>>147080689
They already made VG.R their main roster?

>>147080730
Attacker has been replacing drums with veil lately so I guess that would be the "official" build

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>>147080562
I'm not saying its a good build or anything but you know way less about the game than you think

>>147080654
Well whatever that was, don't blame it on 'support Sven' when it was clearly a simple case of a bad player.
Support Sven works great and I regularly get grief from fuckheads who think they're obligated to lastpick support necrophos and force me to carry even after I bought wards and cour

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>>147080562
>tfw no more kunkka battlefury

Why has the quality of dota pubs fallen so far in the last 3 years

>>147080932
>>147081078

id say its still a net improvement over garena and bnet

the answer to your qn is that kids/poor people who couldnt afford to run dota 2 can do so now

>>147080562
attacker made it popular back when cores farmed a lot more, now its shit compared to blink/shadowblad/armlet into crit/bkb/heart whatever, but old builds linger long.

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>w33

>>147080562
That was the go-to for a while, senpai

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>>147072507
>give freedom of movement to beaner subhumans

what did he mean by this

>>147081078
I don't know about 3 years but in the last 3 months these battlepass quests are completely destroying pubs

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I am the anti mage

i have 1k+ hours in dota

rly makes u think

>THE ETERNAL ANGLO claimed TI5
>THE ETERNAL ANGLO just crashed the union of yuropeon cuckolds with no survivors

shut up kid you're not good

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good esports when

>>147081652
man sub 3k games in dota looks so fucking boring

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>>147081652
Dire is basically Anti-Anti-Mage The Team

>>147081658
i don't remember the cucknited kingdom ever wining a ti

>>147079509
<3 this meme

>>147081897
so it wasn't just that i'm shit?

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>>147081931
>brits are the only anglos
????

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>>147081414

>>147081954
no you're pretty shit picking am into that lineup was gamelosing

>>147081367
why can they do so now?

>>147081976
well yes they are
who are you quoting

>>147081849
its like 3.4k

>>147081976
Grant repping the stereotype geek look HARD
Dude wouldn't die from taking a shower or brushing his teeth more than once a week.

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ww@ based anglobros

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>>147081954
Well being shit certainly didn't help that situation

>>147082224
i gained like 1k mmr picking void when he was op

now he's gone and i'm shit

>>147081536
I pity anyone whose only experience of dota is 2015 and onwards pubs. You don't know how bad it is compared to the old days.

>>147082168
Replace australia with germany and new zealand with sweden and you have a list of the most cucked nations on earth, amusing

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>>147081931
>what is the anglosphere

>>147082326
Don't worry, you'll naturally drop back down to where you belong and have comfy games unless you start spamming a new fotm or actually git gud at dota 2

>>147082015

tech costs are cheaper and third world countries are upgrading their net cafes.

places like peru brazil and philippines are the most noticeable

3 years ago, net cafe pcs just couldnt run dota2

Anyone got that one comic about /d2g/

>>147082614
yeah

>>147073012
i dont understand how a webm this long has this quality

>>147082525

Serbian clay.

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>yuros have been literally cucked out of their political union of cuckolds

>Literally cucked from being cucked by muslim terrorist rapist airport bombing refugees

>Who they are forever coerced into paying for via their oppressive taxation

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>>147082548
how do i into drafting

>>147081976
Why are his teeth like 2 milimeters long

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>>147081367
>tfw

>>147082015
As he said >>147082549, its just general globalization, pc parts are cheap as fuck now and literally any low tier pc can run dota decently now, i have a pc from ~2004, have a fucking 4800 hd series in my pc and stuff and it still runs dota fine

>>147082687
wow man i also love defence of the ancients two, quality game haha

>>147083804
>tfw Pudge will never be seen as anything but a shitty pub hero
Literally just buy smoke and he's amazing at all levels of play

>>147081652
Why do low mmr people always buy mkb for no reason?
Do they think it's somehow next level to take mkb over daedalus because you also consider all the big IFs that could occur or are they just literally too dumb and can't into easy maths?

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>pick le balanced goodBatrider man
>win bullying enemy supports and having fun

ummm dotards?? why is a champ who is this fun play allowed?

>>147084047
>items not in same place almost every time
>not a single aghs
>not a single urn
>all thoose blademails
y tho
On side note, i hope that soul booster was gonna be octameme and not bloodstone

>>147084047

post mmr

>>147084047
>not even a single Agh's
>Bladememe on a hero who isn't attacked in teamfights
3,601 MMR

>>147084256
>>147084336
i actually have 2,1k mmr with less than 50 ranked games
i guess my unranked mmr is about low 4k, last ~500 games have been VHS

>>147084047
>not buying armlet on pudge so you can deny yourself from 500hp

Oi, streamshitters, RTZ on w33ha's stream

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Whens esports

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>>147084589
Gotta try that out thanks friend

>pic related

>>147084663
?
who gives a fuck about that shitter?

MMR shit the bed for sure.
>start game 2k average top player is 2.2
>win my lane comfortably as pointy head man of many ionshells
>check top lane
>gank top jugg stops chasing while spin+surge and misses an easy double
>offer my core heavy lineup my lane as I already have mek and manaboots @ 9 minutes
>noone comes
>farm up a crimson guard continue shutting down their safelane
>all the other lanes are losing
>keeping making rotations, make big saves but don't get any kills
>lose towers to clinks because noone carries a TP and he's been feeding on jugg all game
>lose other towers to the constant flow of radiance TB illusions being thrown 1 at a time down the lanes
>eventually lose all our towers and lose the game
Jugg finished the game with an SB and phase boots @ 37minutes

This isn't a pure OOGA BOOGA, I want to know how I win that game, how do I turn it around?
How do I win games on DS?
I was pos 4, so I used my farm to try and buff up my team and make up for the lack of farm and levels for a teamfight that never happened because they all just ran around like headless chickens all game while we lost towers.
No offensive action was taken all game. I took the only tower.
I could have probably dropped more walls for sure, but I don't know what else.

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>>147084336
>Bladememe on a hero who isn't attacked in teamfights

In my shitbracket everyone focuses the pudge first unless there's a wraith king

>>147084558
VHS is 3k+

>>147084904
IDIOT

>>147084941
This nigga wrote a book

>>147085008
Get cancer and kill yourself

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>>147084941
forgot image

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Guys?
I thought Huskar was dead after the MR nerf?

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>>147084941
>start game

Stopped reading there

>>147085208
people only pick huskar with orcale or omni then he gets a free lane thanks to irontalon junglers and has an armlet by min 6

>>147084989
Dont lie to him anon, its ~3.7k+

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>EG and Secret will lose in open qualifiers

What did our yuropeon coposters mean by this?

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>w33 is finally going insane on stream perma tilted

>>147085341
Just subvocalized this post

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requesting the image of G folding his arms and looking displeased

>>147084941
>>147085154
your gpm and xpm are pretty low. farm more. also when playing dark seer you need to destroy the enemy safelane which probably had tb in it. tb has no health so you should have been able to kill him.
secondly you need blink dagger. its one of the best items in the game and lets you initiate very well.
in this game i wouldve have build mana boots>mek>blink>hex>whatever. also dust for clinkz
this game was completely winable

t. 2k 85% winrate dark seer player

>>147083705

double null phase into str8 hex

SeemsGood

https://twitter.com/Arteezy/status/748611399815995392

even your personalities are switching

nice prizepool by the way dotards :^)

>ESL is showing the 17-0 EG game again

based

>>147085740
That was the shit man, THE shit

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>be on tilt
>feed down mid
>win anyway
????

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How to carry 2k shitters EVERY game as a 4k mid spammer player?

Each 10 games i'll lost 3~4.
I'm just like Robert at this point.

>>147085208
Huskar has always been a good hero, he's one of the tankiest, he does some of the most damage especially early

With the 50% MR on rosh you can now rosh a lot easier

Look at the pic rate, that tells the whole story
You pick him in games he's good in, collect ez win.

At what mmr people more or less start to consistently play support, with 2ble pulling zoning out and roaming?

>>147084047
>unranked
>blademail everygame, on a hero no-one should attack
how's 1k mmr treating you?

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SING IS STRIM

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>>147086402
>have to sleep for work soon
>Sing strim

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>>147086484
>not being need master race

>>147086669
But I need a lot, silly

>>147085208
It's about knowing when to pick heroes. If you lastpick him in a proper game with support like Dazzle/Omni, then he's almost unstopable, but you probably set your team on timer.

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odds decides what hero and build i spam until 4k :^)

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>>147086842
Medusa
Battle Fury

>>147086842
Huskar offlane
>basi
>tranqils
>mek
>vlads
>veil
>ggboots
>shivas
>ac
>lotus

>>147087015
Lotus is actually the most underrated item in the game
It's 'Saving Fucking Retards' condensed into one item

>>147085734
>your gpm and xpm are pretty low. farm more
I was trying to give what little map space we had to LC and jugg.
>you need to destroy the enemy safelane
it was meepo.
solo killed him twice and went full no fun allowed till he salted and did the meme build you see

Carried and dusted clinkz all game but none would focus him down.
>just keep hitting the strength morphing morphling while the rest of the team melt u lol

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>play sniper
>buy dragonlance
>furion sprouts you once and you die
>upgrade to hurrican pipe
>never die again
>win game

>>147087015
on it, i'll post the results later.

>>147087235
>playing drow with dragon lance against an all melee team
>blue balls: the item

almost got me.
shcwooop. start again

>>147087156
when youre playing in the trench you dont give up farm to your incompetent carry. you take the farm and meet the quota. also shivas would be good that game.

>>147087394
>some stunner blinks in on you

lmao

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>Queue on Russian server
>Ruski first pick PA
>Ruski last pick Sniper
>they both go top "cyka ibanyi blyat" for 60 minutes
>somehow we manage to win because of enemy team incompetence and Terrobitch Sundering Lotus Orb
>the PA and Sniper were in the same fucking stack

>>147067912
what happened to skeleton king? why is he wraith king again?

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>>147087989
Blizzard are bitter faggots that want to sue about everything

>>147087524
>he doesn't gust niggers like a scottish morning
>bkb

memes aside, it's a good item on drow.

>>147079647
Pick Doom

No seriously.
2k is filled with shitters who pick PA, AM, Slarks, and every other squishy carry that gets fucked by Doom.

>>147088135
>>147087989
actually it's because china can't into skeletons.

all leagues china art is different because it has all the skulls removed

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why doesn't anyone buy MoM on void anymore??

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>Sing being carried by a blind 2k Sniper

>>147087989
1. Was too similar to Blizzard's Skeleton King.
2. China thinks showing skeletons in media is disrespectful to the dead

>>147088345
Because Vlads is better in the offlane where he is now being played

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Who is this cutie?

>>147088505
>noDamageVoid
>better than anything

Vlads is absolute dogshit on void

>>147088453
Is sing forever doomed to be a streamer

>>147088714
Me ^_^7

>>147088304
No you fucking retard he had a special robot model for china which was completely fine

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>Russian doto

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>>147089009
>ukraine
>russia

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post Polish Dota 2 Players

>>147088714
I don't know but she has a thing for retards so you're a shoo-in.

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It's over. Stop resisting.

>>147088797
It's not bad, it's definitely better than MoM if he's offlane anyway.

>>147089212
Most dotards are too autistic to acknowledge other people, much less other games.

>>147088923
I love the pic =)

Take care! :I

>>147088345
because his passive allowed him to build tanky, but now he relies on BEING tanky through getting of his time walk.

>>147089104
>implying its not

>>147089216
Yes it is awful, especially when considering that most of the time it's coupled with heroes that have 0 use for lifesteal like timbersaw

It results in voids that chrono someone, do 0 damage and accomplish nothing

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Hey