Burgerpants Edition.
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Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.
-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/
-The Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm
-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/
-Recommendbin
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6
-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc
-Fangamebin
>http://pastebin.com/ZHASpj9h
-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen
-Flockdraw
>http://flockmod.com/undertale
-Cytube
>Channel: Undertale
-Zeemap
>http://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1873782
-Shimejbin
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
-IRC Channel:
>#undertalegeneral on Rizon
I drewYou!
nth for sleepy dream time
Fresh goat family for goat lovers out there
threadly grope reminder
>>147018770
>Mettaton
Good lad, I'm proud.
sans
nice
finally, a burgerpants edition
Reminder not to castrate the goat.
Goddamnit, I shouldn't have to say this.
>>147018627
>Previous timeline: >>146988636
Fixed that for ya.
>Including the IRC link
You fucked up, ya dunce.
>>147018990
If we're not allowed to castrate goats, who are we allowed to castrate?
>>147018754
that cant be me, i never smile
Tori
>>147018835Good to see ya (:[
What's up with Gaster anyways?
>>147018754
this is me tho
>>147019027
Felons, those with severe inheritable disabilities, etc.
>>147019126
I heard hes a faggot
I want to draw cute stuff. Requests?
>>147019239
Draw you and /utg/ hanging out
>>147019239
Your choice of Undertales in a maid cafe
So It's nearly 4am over here, I've had a fair old amount to drink and then swapped to coffee and decided that this mix of tiredness, stimulants and alcohol is a GREAT time to work on the next part of the fic I was writing.
Anyone want a little slice of what I've been up to before I head to bed and spend the following day having to re-read what drunken me did and wonder what the hell I was thinking?
>>147019239
toriel obviously not knowing what to do with a big battleaxe
>>147019239___meandyou__sharing a milkshake
>>147019239
Recognizable posters and undertale characters hanging out
>>147019239
Asgore helping Gaster catch a baby bones version of Sans as he flies around with his blue magic while a baby bones version of Papyrus is finding the whole thing hilarious
>>147019239
sad baby bones papyrus
>>147019239
/utg/ plays a band
>>147019239
Goat family plus anyone else you like taking a nap under a big cosy blanket.
>>147019239
something I drew
>>147019239
cute crateboy
>>147019239
sans with scarf mouse and jester, maybe introducing them to someone?
>>147019310
Go for it
>>147019006
Fuck...
Well, we all have our moments, right?
Thank you anon, I actually have this written down in my document but I had one too many beers tonight...
>>147018754
That's not me. This is me, essentially.
Who made Papyrus cry?
>>147019661
/utg/
>>147019653
Dance with me
>>147019239
Asriel in a shopping cart, being pushed by toriel
>>147019310
>>147019532
Well here ya go, hopefully it's as cute to read as it felt to write.
http://pastebin.com/iV8Ditx7
>>147019239
Frisk with a jar of caught pocket Gasters.
McFucking kill me utg
i should not be this upset over... anything, really
>>147019239
Asgore introducing Alphys to Undyne.
>>147019793
I love that mommy!
>>147019746
I can't dance.
Picture this for a short story
Asriel waking up from a nightmare about humans due to all the stories he's heard about them and Asgore telling him that he'll always be there to protect him and keep him safe from humans but then telling him that not all humans are evil and a lot are actually niceand then Asgore waking up years later alone in bed
Would you read it?
>>147019793
>>147019853
What are you upset over?
>>147019909
Then I'll just hold you while waltzing around the room
>>147019972Ah, Sindoll Tori.
>>147019909
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gSdCWaqtyE
>>147019996
something really fucking petty
the cure is sleep and shitposting
>>147019239
Underfell smol Toriel placing a flower crown on underfell Asgore's head.
>>147019056
What a cute cartoon mom
>>147019836
It was cute and could stay cute but there were a few things that concerned me about it....
Do we not post spiders here anymore?
>>147020089
have some mom in pretty-pyjamas i salvaged from tumblr
>>147020119
my mom drinks a lot of wine and it used to really scare me
>>147019950
I would.
>>147020215
i do when i find new ones
>>147020298
Hey, mine too.
But that`s not a good thing though...
>>147020215
Of course we do
>>147020089
>>147020296
and the squeakwal
Oh, yeah, some anon wanted to know what picture I was referring to last thread, so here.
>>147020038
But the room's pretty small.
>>147020119
I can relate to that mom.
>>147020215
I think me and several other people chased all the spiders out.
I found this spicy dad, no idea what that brown chick is.
>>147020481
i love fashionable goatmom
>>147020296
>>147020481hnnng
I dare you to post somethingforeboden.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IU2KcWRLDjA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FyjRWTtWZw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvTB8XvE38A
just in case anyone wanted to see the robot-ad-scamming-conspiracy from a few hours ago, i found a few more
>>147020167
Well in the hopes of pre-emptively quelling these fears lemme just say this
It's only ever gonna be either cute or cosy, there ain't gonna be no lewed.
Sure it's a story about an anon turned into goat but that's just a means to a fish out of water story that involves some cute antics from the various goats, no fetish crap going on here.
Sure I coulda used an existing human instead of Anon but I have an idea of what I wanna do involving CharaHopefully it'll feel cute and heart-warmingand it makes no sense to have frisk show up before them.
At worst there will be sad bits, but only as a means to more cute when the sad gets resolved.
Expect a fair few hugs.
>>147019239
May I please have a Temmie dressed in cardboard armor with other temmies looking impressed?
>>147020648
delet this
>>147020648
I would feel really bad if I did.
>>147020648
No. Is verboten.
>>147018754
what a qt
>>147019049
That's a cute!
>>147020648
>>147020532
>:O Then I'll just have to pick up the doughnuts and croissants they left behind.
(seriously though, I miss spider anon)
>>147020532
Nice butt.What specifically were you thinking about?
Fresh goatdad
>>147020774
Well I'll read it then, i'm always done for some goat related cute
>>147020429
>i do when i find new ones
Oh no I've been neglectful in posting fresh Muffet in those art dumps because I thought the spiderfags had all left. Heres some to make up for that
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmI7QEtWgAADZdA.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmHI80lXEAAdV72.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmDCZ8lVEAAmo7U.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmCpjx6VYAE0tlN.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cl_V_mkWIAQimnp.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cl-hxbMUYAADsgD.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cl6ZuwqVAAEtqPY.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cl3sPaAVAAA9mT-.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cl3sPaAVAAA9mT-.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cl3sPaAVAAA9mT-.jpg:orig
>>147020872
Oh gosh, I requested cute anons one time but I didn't stay to see if it got made. Thank you so much Pumpkin I love you
>>147019239
Three different singing San's dressed up as oompa loompas from the original 1971 willy wonka film.
>>147020590
Amour de ma vie.
Tori, Tori, Tori
>>147021228
Swim mom!
i shitpost therefore i am
>>147021050
>I miss spider anon
Don't we all.
>>147021150
thanks for the spiders pops
>>147019493
That's rude, but that also is a cute Alphys!
>>147021160
Oh, I don't think that was your request, I think the request for that one was 'Me'. Sorry anon.
>>147019239
Asrielle and Alphys decked out in Mew Mew Kissy Cutie cosplay.
>>147020849I double dare you.
>>147021523
Aw. Oh well.
Is the Charafag in charge of the image respiratory here?
>>147020562
Roskii's OC whom she ships with Asgore.
Fun fact about her Asgore, he has a vagina
>>147019186
Amen!
>>147021628Boop the snoot
>>147021396
>>147021807
That's disgusting on so many levels
>>147021508
np, wish I hadn't posted the same link 3 times at the end there but thats why you don't drink and shit post I guess
You know what I've never seen? A Undertale/Shovel Knight crossover.
>>147021940
cyoot
fug, i need to go to bed, but at the same time i don't want to calm down
i don't want to think bad things, i don't want to dig this shithole any deeper
Edge
Goat
Children
>>147021807
>>147020562
Oh yeah her
theres a reason I don't ever post her stuff even though she makes a ton of Asgore content.At least shes having fun with her own junk and some of her lewds aren't actually that bad since she just give Asgore male parts anyways
>>147022128
>>147022128
AHHH! CHASRIEL FLASHBACKS!
Good night /utg/.
Stay determined, anon.
I will always believe in you!
>>147021881
oh no
>>147022181I use her lewds for reference sometimes, since they can be pretty good. Their Bellum and Thade thing is pretty bearable
>>147022281
But what am I doing that you believe in
playing vidya?
>>147022307
Hey Doogle.
>>147021050
Spideranon was a cool fella.
>>147021129
>What specifically were you thinking about?
What do you mean.
>>147022204
Sure I can keep going.
>>147022439
I believe deep within you, you really want to do the right thing.
>>147022307I've only seen bits and peaces of her actual fan comic / whatever you want to call it but I do like thow fluffy she draws the goats even if they are a bit off model. Lots of people forget that part
>>147022281
>believe in me
well i'm glad someone does
Howdy Guys, Repostan the fics I finished over the last week.
Soft Spots: ToriGorey Tickling fic, which was a request.
http://pastebin.com/CijVjhtM
Bumps In the Night: Late night ToriGorey lewd, Toriel needs the night off
http://pastebin.com/L6MQSQhz
I'm probably gonna lay off the ToriGorey train for a while, so I'm down to take requests for other shit you guys want to see. Scaly Gaylies, Skeles, whatever the fuck you guys want.
Vote for Which Lewdfic you guys want:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10617470
Hope you all enjoy!
>>147022483
Howdy. How are you doing?
>>147022094
I don't know your situation, but a piece of general advice that's helped me is to take things a day a time. You may have so many worries on your plate, but it's darn useless to face them all lying down, staring a ceiling while it wrests and racks your mind. Find your center and try to rest.
Tori helps me calm down as well. Makes it a bit easier to slow down.
>>147022281
That makes one of us.
i'm gonna give you 10 MINUTES to draw BURG
>>147022597
I always will anon, even if you don`t.
Good night :)
>>147019239
Your take on Omega Pumpkin, if you're still taking requests.
>>147021628
It would hurt an anon we all love!
>>147022604
I'm doing pretty well, just had some chocolate ice cream. How are you doing?
>>147022634FUCK THIS BEING UPSET SHIT
LITERALLY YESTERDAY, I SAID THAT I WAS TOO BUSY ENJOYING THIS RADICAL MOM TO GIVE A SHIT ABOUT AUTISM FROM A DAMN HEADCANON ABOUT A GAME MAD BY A DAMN HACK
WELL FUCK YOU PRESENT-ME, YESTERDAY-ME IS TAKING THE FUCKING WHEEL
I AM ABOVE THAT SHIT
also have a swole mom, because i can't be arsed to find a mom more fitting to this post's message, i'm going to bed
>>147022794
Who?
>>147019661
He saw how 90% of Tumblr turns him into a horrible rapist who abuses his brother.
>>147022796
I'm doing alright, just set up the piece of furniture I got today
>>147022794
Do it, I wanna see em cry.
>>147022798
Whats the headcanon that's making you sad?I get that way a lot about a different goat
>>147022494
>What do you mean.
You know what I mean
>>147022727
>>147022873
Oh yeah? What did you set up?
>>147022727
I wonder just what was under there.
>>147022671
I`m rooting for you, anon!
>>147022927
Oh hey Napstablook is literally me everytime I post something here
>>147022953
I got a old credenza/console thing and a old Hitachi turntable.
>>147022927
ghost hours?
>>147022980
under where?:^)
>>147023019
That's me whenever I post a fic.
>>147023091
Looks like it's ghost hours.
>>147022903
not really sad, more like feeling something's got a grip on my insides.
and besides, most of it is probably just from my own autistic worrying.
either way, the shit that got me like that wasthe fact that i found out an artist i really liked made soriel and i might not necessarily be able to avoid it
no, really.
it was honestly that stupid, but a spot of good music and positive thinking's got my shit straight again, don't you worry
would'a gone faster, but i couldn't do anything to work off the nervous energy because everyone's asleep
>>147022725
aw, sorry anon, i can't draw
but the image is great thanks
>>147022725
>replaying Beneath a Steel Sky
Hopefully it'll make this night fun.Greeting anon! I hope you've had a great day or a great rest, and plan to do whichever you didn't do previous fir the rest of the day! Sorry for the string of absences,I have had a lot going on recently. I hope you have been doing alright, anon.
How do you feel right now, anon?
I love you!
>>147020648
>>147021628
>>147022897
I am posting this image despite not wanting to fuck the goat!I was peer pressured! Please forgive me Goatfucker!
>>147023038
Oh that sounds neat! was it difficult to set up?
>>147023202
who ya gonna call?
>>147023426
Not really, the store we bought it from had free installation
>>147022903
one final mom before i head off
>>147022907
Oh. If that's the case, then...Choking Mettaton. Specifically with a chain, for some reason. No idea why, but it was hot as hell to me.
>>147023202
cool
>>147023295
good, I just got Rayman and am about to play it for the first time.Let's see how long this good mood will last, though.
Are you doing okay?
>>147023202
>>147023091
I'm down
>>147023263
Oh well i'm sorry it bummed you out, I suppose I can understand somewhat.One of my favorite lewd kingding artist also does a lot of guro and gore shit so its always a pain looking through his stuff since I hate that sorta thing.
>>147023295I feel a lot better then I did an hour ago (had a big fight with my family) but that might just be the bourbon talking
I want to see art of Chara using one of these!
>>147023402
OH I BET YOU WANT TO FUCK THE GOAT TOO
>>147023503
Well that's cool. How big is it?
>>147023437
Ghost posters!!
>>147023601
But I don't and I took the sacred practice away from someone who does!I will be here for the next several hours because I certainly won't be able to sleep tonight.
>>147023402
Well, Uncle wants to fuck him anyway though anon.
>>147023295
oh hey, dont know if you saw but a nice anon drew us. glad to see you're back
>>147023543Nice.There's a lot of robot-choking in this fandom, I'm not quite sure why.
>>147023551
Ooh, which Rayman game?I hope it lasts anon, you deserve it.
I'm surviving anon. I'll say that much. But I am happy to be back with you all.
>>147023553I know a whole lot about that. I hope things get better for you anon.
>>147023827
Hehe, that is actually somewhat accurate to my hair color. If that anon i around, it looks great!
And I am glad to be back.
>>147019412
>>147022762I made this some time ago, it kinda works like that.
http://petite-pumpkin.tumblr.com/post/142203818272/i-always-thought-you-were-like-a-pumpkin-with
>>147023789
Why can't you sleep? The goatfucker won't do anything to you
>>147024181
Ahhhh why are you so perfect Pumpkin?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvWIYNfOCOc
Will the hack bring something interesting in the next "patch".
>>147023973
The first one.Thanks, and thanks about the picture.
You know, with all of our love for our Undertales, its very rare to see us just post the favorite pics of our favorites.
SO, let's do that!
>>147024501
Hope you like difficult platformers, but I loved it.Don't mention it anon; you are a great artist!
>>147022128
Holy FUGG I've been waiting for that
>>147024598
But we do that all the time
>>147024598my favourite flowey pic by my favourite floweyfag desu
>>147024713
I meant it as a prompt rather than a passive thing.
>>147024181
I felt something hit my bed and I thought it was a spider, but I wasn't worried enough to look.
A couple seconds later I see pic related crawling down my screen and I was thoroughly spooked
Why is your tumblr so scary pumpkin?
>>147023905
>I'm not quite sure why.
Probably for the same reason there's a lot of guro?
I don't know.
>>147024598
Alright, fine.
>>147024598
i don't even have images of anything else other than my favorites
>>147024874
The favorite picture of your favorite.
>>147024598
Its a classic and still my favorite
>>147024181
Great as always
>>147021523
thanks i actually plan to draw more but it's like 3 am here so yeah that's alli like alphys
I don't visit here often but I must share with you guys my tale of woe.
>work at bowling alley
>little boring town, not a lot of interesting people come in
>qt 3.14 girls suddenly appear
>one of them is a little nerdy looking
>she's wearing a grillbys shirt
>omg i have to talk to her
>sperg out for 15 minutes working up courage
>finally filled with determination
>casually walk by them as they are about to leave
>open mouth to strike up conversation
>only spaghetti comes out
>keep walking past and let them leave without saying a word
WHY AM I SO AUTISTIC I CANT APPROACH GROUPS OF GIRLS IM GOING TO DIE A VIRGIN ANIME WAS A MISTAKE
>>147024949
oh, that's hard
there are so many, fuck
maybe this one
>>147024598
still one of my favorite designs for her
>>147025194
Alt universe male Alphys please
>>147025194
Nah, you`ll find her one day anon.
Stay determined.
>>147025194
you're too focused anon, stop thinking about it so much and just say words
>>147025194
I know how you feel. I don't even know how to start a conversation with someone I don't know.
>>147024702
I do indeed!thank you again
>>147024598
>>147025194
oh, that's sad
it's normally easier to do this when you have friends around or something
just try to relax next time, it's just a person, and that's it
>>147025418
>filename
Wartale time?
I have a friend of mine who's a mormon, I asked her to draw Asriel. She said yes.
>>147025194
>>147025439
They are as human and flawed as you, anon. If you try and fuck up, they aren't going to be mean, in all likelyhood. Just try and talk, let the conversation flow naturally. Start with inoffensive topics.
DEATH IS FOR THE WEAK!
>>147026287
gaster is so cool
i wanna be a cool scientist just like gaster when I grow up
>>147026287
shhhhhh, dont yell so loud
the posters are sleeping
Post crossovers
>>147025781
Okay, then help me with this, mister "just talk to them". There's a girl on the bus that I ride everyday to go to college. She's really cute desu, I never talked to her or even interacted with her at all. How should I approach her?
>>147026439
I wish I had more cross over art with Asgore
>>147026439
>>147026467
Firstly, do you share any classes?
Secondly, do you see each other anywhere outside of the bus?
Thirdly, do you share any friends with her?
>>147026439
>>147026439
>>147025648
that's a pretty nice asriel
>>147026439
Why is Asgore best husbando?
>>147026439
>>147026647
No. On the bus stop. No.
>>147026875
Because he needs the love the most
>>147026439
>>147019842
>>147024870
Sorry, I didn't want to spook you.
what if papyrus was the royal scientist
i crashed my car into a swamp today friends
>>147026887
on a bus is literally one of the worst places to talk to someone you dont know, im a huge normie and its still awkward. definitely recommend talking at the actual stop
>>147027135
That sucks
>>147024870
I have a mini-heartattack every time I go on there.
>>147026887
Try to sit around her more. Small, inoffensive talk is the best way to start off, especially those talks about hobbies, sports, ect. And don't agree with her just to try and get on her good side, you have to be yourself. I'm guessing you know literally nothing about her, so it's probably best to start by talking about the college team, talking about the game that night, the current season of the sport, so on.
>>147026439
alright sure
>>147027135
Was it nearDisney Worldand didyour toddler get eaten
How does one go about finding the art for/ordering aChara lovepillow?
if /utg/ had a meetup, what would happen
how many anons will just chill together and talk about undertale
how many will have gay sex
how many will be willingly castrated
>>147027314
no
it was on the side of a highwayalthough there might have been snakes in the water idk
>>147027392
well I find the best place to commission one is thefbi you fucking pedo
>>147027392
Anon no
>>147027135
someBODY
>>147027491
GET OUT OF MY SWAAAHMP
>>147027135
>>147027491
>>147027526
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uo2SNtFofWI
can we post grillfriends now
>>147027174
She doesn't seem like someone that likes sports and suck, actually she kinda looks like the irl Tem, but red and shorter hair. I think she's majoring in fashion or arts, something like that.
>>147027138
I know right, the only occasions I talk to someone in the bus is to offer some old lady my seat.
>>147027314
fuck you, I woke my neighbors up laughing at this shit.
>>147027661
I'm just posting Chara
You do you man
>>147027419
We would all immediately head to the corners of the room, and when the corners are taken the remaining anons will be perfectly spaced apart.
Then we would all wait for it to be over.or gay sex.
>>147027392
uhh ya didnt get these from me
http://imgur.com/IwnwFx4
http://imgur.com/pFIEsz9
>>147027791
>suck
lol, I meant such, autocorrect suchs (eh?)
>>147027818
>>147027419
It would be awkward at fuck. It would also set a new record for most autistic virgins in one place at once.
>>147027419
We would all partake in some kind of rowdy conversationwhile secretly wishing we were all banging each other
>>147027791
Everyone has hobbies. But you just don't have a lot to go on, the best thing you can really do is find out more about her and what she does.
>>147027791
okay here's what you do. corner her at the stop, she'll have no choice but to talk to you. say something nice, maybe slip her a five dollar bill, women love the cash. thats when you ask for her number on the premise of you taking her to boomers or a similar entertainment establishment
>>147027419
I WOULD FIND OUT WHERE ANON LIVES, THEN I'D BREAK INTO THEIR HOUSE AND BITE THEM!
>>147027876
Thanks, anon.I'm going to get my qt utg crush to get this for me <~<
>>147027419
I don't know about you guys, but I would just chill and drink pop
If anyone wanted to come and talk, sure, but I don't want gay sex, I have a gf.
>>147028341
>I have a gf
Left hand doesn't count, anon
>>147027876
ahem... do you happen to haveundyne ones?
>>147028341
>also would like to just hang out due to heterosexuality
>other hetero says pop instead of soda
yeah i'll take the gay sex thanks
>>147028341
>pop
IT'S CALLED SODA YOU FUCK
Goodnight anons. It was nice being back, and I hope I find the time to be here tomorrow. I think I am going to go out and pick some blackberries tomorrow, maybe make some jam out of it.
Goodnight anon! I love you!
>>147028621
nope, sorry friend
>>147027980
I just want to know how to start the conversation, and please don't say "hi".
>>147028724
Here is the non ant version of that, sorry.
>>147028341
>_gf
Why.
>>147028665
>DELETE THIS
>(You)
>"Tumblr rant"
Which one do you want?
>>147028665
the anatomy on undyne is what really pisses me off
>>147027661
Grillfriends and fish?
>>147028665
WE WUZ ROYAL GUARD AND SHEEEIT
>>147028984
None of the above. I saw something offensive to my senses and didn't wish to suffer alone.
>>147028914
sniff her hair and ask her what shampoo she uses
>>147028682
>>147028640
>>147028341
It's calledsoda pop
>>147029069
grill friends and fish!
>>147029165
POP IS GRANDPA
DON'T DRINK YOUR GRANDPA
>>147028914
"Greetings."But in all seriousness, pleasantries are a necessity in meeting people. You want to come off a nice person in your first introductions, but frim there uts best to just let your mind speak for you. If you can't think of what to say, you are being too nervous about it. She is just another person, and she won't ridicule you for screwing up. Try all kinds of topics, but don't smother her with attention. You should talk just a little each day and learn more about her, and go off from there.
>>147029165
pick a side you indecisive hack, you dont get both
zzzzzzzzzz
>>147029214
>>147029238
NO ITS PAPA YOU FOOLISH ANON
>>147029361
And then shewoke up
>>147029361
Goodnight!
>>147029402
POP, PAPA, POP POP, PAPPY, ALL ARE NAMES OF GRAND DADS
BUT NOT DRINKS
I call all soda coke
>>147029583
G-grand dad?
GRAND DAD
GRAND
DADhttps://youtu.be/Svph68RfxtE
im sorry
>>147029583
I THINK YOU ARE BEING NARROW MINDED ANON
THERE ARE MANY DIFFERENT DIALECTS FOR SINGLE WORDS THAT HAVE BLOSSOMED FROM THE SEVERAL LANGUAGES THAT HAVE INTERMINGLED FOR SEVERAL YEARS, MUCH LIKE
>>147029617
>>147029617
I bet you also call yourself a person
you'd be wrong on both counts
>tfw girl has exact proportions as lizard but has self image issues and can't convince her to take shots like this
why live
>>147029617
unacceptable unless you are over the age of 40
I call all cocaine soda.
Posting worst goat etc heart's not in it today fuck Frick
>>147029767
Does she have a tail? If not then 0/10 3DPD
>>147029767
>tfw gf is roughly this figure and sends these on command
this is why we live
>>147020819
>>147029941
How'd you get her to do it? Mine is like shyness and insecure x1000 no matter how much I tell her I wanna see things like that.
>>147029675
Fortran, after seven years, has been reborn as a new meme.......an old meme has awoken as a new meme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIBEO3TrACk
>>147029767
>>147029941
>>147029970
>these people enjoy fat women
You are without standards or pride, anons.
>>147029942
Amazing! Thank you very much Pumpkin!
>>147029970
you gotta give some to get some anon. dont have her work for you, work with her. works better if youre out of her league though tbqh
>>147030025
im crying actual tears
>>147029942
Damn space time anomalies.
>>147030025
Thicc girls have more to fuck. Women aren't clothing accessories to look at and show around.
Which are worse?
Men into fat dudes like Asgore?
or
men into fat women like Alphys and Toriel?
>>147030025
I have lots of standards. Looks just really aren't high on the listplus her thighs are fucking amazing
>>147030157
Not sure I follow. You mean send cock pics or something?
>>147030243
Asgore is not fat, he's strong and bulky.
>>147030157
I'm sorry if I was too harsh anon... here, take a tissue.
>>147030174
They are people who need to maintain a healthy diet and exercise regime in order to live a healthy and optimal life and not get awful diseases like diabetes that will plague their genetic line for years, but whatever. No one seems to care.
>>147030258
Can't account for taste, I suppose.
>>147030357
>>147030243
I like both interruptions
>>147030357
I thought he was a bit of both.
>>147030258
yeah, you could do that. its better to do it over time though, find out what she finds attractive on guys and exploit camera angles to your benefit. with girls like that you gotta take the first step
>>147030403
thanks homie, i appreciate your kindness
>>147030457
>interruptions
fuck meant interpretation
>>147030403
Enjoy getting cucked by some black dude when your 8+/10 gets bored with you.
>>147030243
I don't like fat girls irl but I really want to fuck the lizard
>>147030505
Strength requires energy, energy comes from calories and fat deposits, adipose tissue stores fat, so he need to be fat in order to be strong.
>>147030701
But I wouldn't call a guy who's extremely strong with a solid core 'fat'. His body isn't saggy or noodle-y.
>>147030606
>implying he's ever had a girlfriend
>>147029942
Is that Bob on the right?
>>147029069
wait, Fuku is confessing to Undyne right? Aside from how weird that is, why is Skateboard Girl there? When will they realize they're perfect for each other? This makes me uncomfortable
>>147030821
I'm sure he's waiting out for that one chick who still has a decent body but also has 2 kids with no dads.
>>147030895Skateboard Girl is a cuck confirmed.
>>147031067
Unacceptable, they're my OTP, first and only
who here can read japanese, i wanna know what the pic says
>>147030895
Sounds like the perfect opportunity for a threesome to me.
>>147031326
please don't violate the sanctity of high-school romanceeven if they're all lesbians
Did KH die too? I can't seem to find their stuff anymore and their tumblr is gone for a while now.
what if asriel was an anon
I want daddy sans to smother me with his ecto tits
>>147031550
https://twitter.com/kkhoppang/media
>>147031680
and i want daddy sans to dress up and be good to me too
>>147031550
They deleted their tumblr and most of their their twitter and seem to post most of their stuff in a private twitter these days (or so I heard). I had the good timing to save most of their public twitter before they deleted it, so if there's anything you want I can try and look for it.
>>147031818
The fuck am I looking at
>>147031818
What fresh hell is this?
>>147024197
The guilt, anon.
>>147031680
>ecto tits
>ecto vag
>ecto dick
goddamn I want to become a magic skeleton monster. being a human is lame
>>147031671
Flowey would say 'Howdy' a lot less and 'faggot' a lot more.
>>147031818
I just don't understand, is this a joke picture
why would someone do this
>>147031831
was it because of swapfell? i remember they were really getting creeped out because it ended up being another excuse for skeleton boning
Howdy, /utg/!
How's everyone doing?
>>147031818
I want someone to be good to me and call me kiddo
>>147031818
Is that fucking Sans crossdressing and cosplaying as Jessica. bloody. freaking. Rabbit!?!
>>147032230
Hi Milka
where have you been lately?
>>147032230
Hi! I'm okay, staying up a bit late because I went out with my dad and got home a little late. How are you?
>>147032313
>read it in his voice
>>147032230
Swell.
>>147032230
heya Milka, good to see you
debating whether I should go to sleep and fix my schedule or stay up all night playing video games again
>>147032230
Hey milka great to see you
>>147032221
I actually have no Idea what the reason was. I think it was around the time a bunch of artists were freaking out about their work being reposted on other sites, so that might have had something to do with it.
>>147032378
I can hear it now. Kek.
>>147026439
I would post something, but instead I'm posting a Crossover idea:Undertale + We Happy Few
>>147031831
I love the way they draw Undyne, and I wanted more of their take on her. I have those, is there any more?
>>147032876
Loads more. (although the number in my folder is inflated by duplicates and comics where every panel is a different image)
Give me a minute and I'll post a screengrab.
>>147031831
>>147032876
Also, if you could imgur them, that would be very nice of you, you would certainly have a spot in heaven reserved for you.
>>147019419
>>147033328
hnnnnnng
i want to fix that toy car and make him smile again
>>147033328
Aaaawww I want to hug him and ask Santa for a new toy car for him!since I'm broke as heck.
pumpkin you are the light of this general
>>147033328
i would cry like that when my bionicles got broken
>>147033269
I think it might have to wait until tomorrow, I'm apparently too incompetent to even screenshot a folder larger than a couple screens.
>>147033328
oh gosh, the poor bab, he needs a hug and some help, surely the wheels can be reattached
thank you so much, pumpkin
>>147033930
It's okay, but please upload the pics, I really want to see more of their stuff.
Goodnight /utg/, I love you!
>>147034612
goodnight anon
>>147034612
Goodnight. Sleep well.
>>147034612
Crate bukakke when
>>147032395
Hope it lasts for you, Anon!
>>147032451
I'd err on the side of caution and fix your sleep schedule. Long term it'll do you a lot more good!
>>147032463
>>147032360
Thank you! I'm alright, a little tired due to increased workload, but holding on for the most part.
>>147032341
Work has been pretty unkind and for the past month I haven't managed to do much. I still lurk very often, but unfortunately my workplace is rangebanned, and that limits my posting by quite a bit. I hope to get some writing done very soon though!
>>147034772
give me like 10 minutes
>>147034772
On him or on his crate?
>>147034612
Sleep well.
>>147033328
Aww don't worry baby skell.
>>147034815
Howdy Milka
>>147034815
You're cool milka, keep it up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvtT3UyhibQ
It's beautiful
>>147034815
Sorry to hear that work has been taking away from your writing time. Looking forward to new content!
>>147019526
Last one for today.
>>147035913
Pumpkin, you know how much we all love and appreciate you, right?
>>147035913
Excelente
>>147035913
>tiny Gaster
Bless you.
>>147035334
Hey Doogle! Hope you're doing well!
>>147035446
Thank you, I'll try my best!
>>147035687
So am I! There's so many things I want to write, but I would often need to sacrifice sleep and I can't afford that. Still, I'm hoping to post at least 2-3 things before the week ends!
>>147035913
You're the best, Pumpkin.
tem!
>>147037007
What an interesting gif.
>>147037160
gonna fuck it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpfBmur1D9o
earlier an anon told me he would fuck me and another anon and then take care of us and cuddle with us and reading it made me feel good inside
>>147037303
Nooooooo! Tem is for hugging, not fugging.
>>147037690
gonna use her like a fleshlight that is warm and cute and makes cute noises. Then we can hug and cuddle after.
>>147037790
That's not funny anon.
>>147038306
That's really hot
>>147038306
I know, I'm the one he's responding to.
>>147038306
Man, that's one hell of a weird blend of depressing and arousing.
>>147038306
we need a nuclear apocalypse
good night utg
>>147018884
sans
>>147038614
night anon
>>147038625
why yes sans
POSTHEADCANON VOICESHARDMODE: NO FANDUB
>>147038306
wow that'shot_________tfw you will never be turned into pudge on your favourite's tummy
>>147038879
Sans: stgggs
Chara: Either the kid from stgggs's "I AM THE LAW" video or the "DELETE THIS" kid.
>>147039015
Griefertale when?
>>147038857
That somehow freaked me out a little
Burgerpants!
>>147038879
I quite like Cate Blanchett for Toriel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3VOf3CBGvw
Chara's feet.
http://pastebin.com/QiN933Tj
Reposting for the new thread, Sans and papyrus cutefic
>>147039270
while you made an effort, sans scooping out papyrus's organs isn't particularly sensical.
also cupcakes was pretty low-tier on the scale of fanfiction shock horror
>>147026439
>>147039243
I want to violate her feet in so many ways.
The goat
is adorable.
>>147038879
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rm8XyHVib1II like to headcanon that Papyrus has a more normal-sounding voice, not the Skeletor impression that most give him.
>>147039357
Ye, Cupcakes was shit
I decided to keep the organs because it was funnier to me that way
>>147039504
I want to pet him
>>147039504
yes
>>147039083
was is because it was transparent?
>>147039082
>Griefertale
>Sans, Frisk, and Alphys go around fucking with vidya servers post-TPin a universe where everyone's alive because lel
>Sans and Frisk are pro-tier at getting reactions out of people, Alphys writes the scripts and shit
>Undyne's a livestreamer, they constantly fuck with her while she's making those sweet donationbux
>Chara plays autistic levels of gmod
>Asriel https://youtu.be/zRzsUhpdhsY
>MKid can only really play DDR, so not much happens there
>Alternately, MKid plays fightan using his feet and gets really mad at street fighters
>Burgerpants plays FPS constantly and screams at Sans and Frisk because god fucking dammit HOW ARE THESE NIGGERS AVOIDING BANS
>Mettaton also livestreams and is a lot more fun to fuck with because he has a much more popular stream
Any I'm missing?
>>147039602
Yeah
>>147038879
This guy is actually a pretty good Asriel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jokNmY7MrVY
Hardmode:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9P847ZVEVQ
It's a short clip but it's the best voice I've found for Toriel. I think she'd just sound like a middle to older aged soccer mom honestly
also i found this when looking around for that second clip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBLUdFvF8Jw
Who was your favorite while you played through the game? Has your favorite changed since then?
Who was your least favorite while you played through the game? Has your least favorite changed since then?
What's your favorite song?
Who's your favorite shopkeep?
What would you want to hear an Echo Flower say? Alternatively, what would you tell an Echo Flower?
>>147039634
Gaster is JIRX.
https://youtu.be/dMb0UaqflDQ
>>147039649
what an interesting fact, anon
>>147038879
nolan north asriel
>>147039856
Suddenly I'm worried
>>147039809
>Who was your favorite while you played through the game? Has your favorite changed since then?
Used to be Toriel, and then slowly evolved to Asriel after browsing here a while
>Who was your least favorite while you played through the game? Has your least favorite changed since then?
Honestly, my least favorite is Undyne because to me she seems like the flattest character. She never really endures any hardship or has any dark past to come to terms with like the others. She's not bad by any means, just the most mediocre out of a great cast.
>What's your favorite song?
Last Goodbye. It gives me this very bittersweet "last hurrah" feeling that's even more emotional than SAVE the World.
>Who's your favorite shopkeep?
Bunny, just because she's so lax and down to earth, compared to the others.
>What would you want to hear an Echo Flower say? Alternatively, what would you tell an Echo Flower?
Hmm, I would probably want to hear some motivational line, and I'd probably say the same to one.
These were really well thought out questions, thanks for asking
>>147038879
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3b6P0SfhQo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_J37az8fHTw
I remember someone here saying that Cam Clarke would be good as Edgegoat.
>>147040050
For sure, it's nice to get some conversation going that's actually centered around the game.
>>147039809
>Who was your favorite while you played through the game? Has your favorite changed since then?
First it was Toriel but ever since first my TP ending it has been Asriel.
>Who was your least favorite while you played through the game? Has your least favorite changed since then?
Onionsan to be honest is quite annoying sometimes.
>What's your favorite song?
Dummy! sounds neat and isn't that sad either.
>Who's your favorite shopkeep?
Burg is the best shopkeep.
>What would you want to hear an Echo Flower say? Alternatively, what would you tell an Echo Flower?
I would want Echo Flower to say something nice to me, and I would like to whisper something nice to another Echo Flower as well.
These weren't just bullshit greentext.
You're nice.
>>147039943
oh come now, anon. you're being paranoid
>>147040241
Happy to see someone enjoy talking about the game. It's nice to see.
>>147039809
>Papyrus, now it's Asriel
>Alphys, now it's Toriel
>Death by Glamour
>Burgerpants by a country mile
>A completely unwarranted insult would be hilarious, I'd probably try and fail to tell a joke
>>147039809
>Papyrus, became Alphys
>Probably Chara. Hasn't changed.
>Hopes and Dreams/SAVE the World
>Burgerpants
>booby
>>147040294
Yeah you're right. Just me being me, I get like that sometimes
>tfw everyone you know is either busy or asleep
>tfw you outlast everyone and no one has the stamina to spend time with you
It's fine, I'll just be over here I guess...
>>147039809
>My favorite was Temmie, and still is Temmie.
>My least favorite is either So Sorry for being a bit of a wasted opportunity to have a cool hidden enemy, or RG1+2, I felt they really didn't add too much in the way other characters did.
>I really like Battle Against a True Hero, Hopes and Dreams and the Don't Give up song that plays before the Asriel fight
>Temmie is the best shopkeeper in my opinion.
>Something positive or motivational. I would most likely leave a positive message too.
This was a much better experience that the usual questions someone would ask.
>>147039809
>Who was your favorite while you played through the game? Has your favorite changed since then?
Toriel at the beginning, then it became Asgore
>Who was your least favorite while you played through the game? Has your least favorite changed since then?
Can't really say I disliked any of the main cast
>What's your favorite song?
Fallen Down
>Who's your favorite shopkeep?
Gerson
>What would you want to hear an Echo Flower say? Alternatively, what would you tell an Echo Flower?
"Get off my lawn"
Ok I should sleep
>>147040553
anon I can't tell if sans is really sick or something else in that pic. is that part of a comic?
>>147040557
Aww poor you...
I know the feel.Wanna hold hands?
>>147039809
>Who was your favorite while you played through the game? Has your favorite changed since then?
I really liked Toriel, but at the end I don't think I was ready to call a favorite. After some time, Toriel stuck and has hardened ever since.
>Who was your least favorite while you played through the game? Has your least favorite changed since then?
When I first played, I think I wasn't too much into Alphys for the maincast. I actually like her, but I suppose I just liked everyone slightly more. My least favorite has turned to Chara. No offense, it's just honestly can't connect with them very well.
What's your favorite song?
Fallen Down or Respite are up there
Who's your favorite shopkeep?
Gerson. Turtle nigga gave me the lore.
>What would you want to hear an Echo Flower say? Alternatively, what would you tell an Echo Flower?
Probably input a lot of riddles. I'm asshole like that.
>>147040695
Happy to hear you liked them.
>>147040525
>spoilerFORBODEN
>>147039809
I'll do them myself.
Favorite playing through: Sans. Favorite now: Asriel.
Least favorite playing through: Jerry. Fucking annoying to deal with. Hasn't changed.
Favorite song: Always hard to say; Megalovania for now.
Favorite shopkeep: Burgerpants is very entertaining.
What I'd want an Echo Flower to say: some motivational, encouraging phrase would be nice, considering where I'd be in my travels.
What I'd say to an Echo Flower: something uplifting and motivational, too. Someone would probably benefit from it during their journey later on.
>>147022725
Sorry. I just got to the computer.
>>147040773
Can Irest in your lap instead?
>>147039809
My favs are sans and papyrus. That has never changed.
My least favorite is chara. It's the same but I hate them less now.
Bonetrousle, Or death by glamour
I like Burgerpants the best.
I would probably say something simple but encouraging like "I believe in you"
>>147023675
As big as mycrushing depression.
>>147041047
Yes you can,friend.
IT UPDATE
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7343968
How do you like the presumably real new pokemon /utg/?
frisk becoming edgegoat food when?
>>147041379
They need to just hire some of the fakemon designers, because those things look better than thisThe second down one on the left looks ok though
>>147041395
>>147041379
>>147041502
Bird > Dragon > Bug > Tiki thing > Flying scissors > Fish > Orb
The only one I Really dislike is orb.
So what was the last video you watched today /utg/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaPH237SbSE
I stitched this for you please rememember to enjoy it
>>147040745
>is that part of a comic?
I dunno I got it from here
>>147041748
the one in this post
>>147039634
>>147041264
Hopefully that is very small right?
>>147039809
>Who was your favorite while you played through the game? Has your favorite changed since then?
Papyrus was and still is my big fave.
>Who was your least favorite while you played through the game? Has your least favorite changed since then?
I hated Alphys originally, I like her a lot now. I guess Chara is my least favorite, I'm not a fan of pointlessly edgy characters. Gotta have some motivation behind that edge or an entertaining personality to excuse it.I also don't like Frisk.
>What's your favorite song?
Another Medium is some good shit.
>Who's your favorite shopkeep?
Gerson and his thick, alluring hammer of justice.
>What would you want to hear an Echo Flower say? Alternatively, what would you tell an Echo Flower?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxCvf5X1HtM
>>147041748
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qBW2PVWRHc
I can't wait to see this in the anime.
>>147041768
Thanks for the contribution.
>>147038879
Seth Green as Asriel.
Jack Black as Asgore.
Courteney Cox as Toriel.
Alyson Hannigan as Undyne.
>>147041748
>>>/wsg/1087777
>>147041934
Only a few more months
>>147038879
Morgan freeman as Asgore
Skeletor as Papyrus
Galadriel as Toriel
Tara Strong as Undyne
Velma as Alphys
The Air Conditioner from Brave Little Toaster as Burgerpants
>>147039809
> Who was your favorite while you played through the game? Has your favorite changed since then?
Toriel. Then i've played TP and now it's Asriel.
> Who was your least favorite while you played through the game? Has your least favorite changed since then?
I started to dislike Alphys shortly after playing TP.
> What's your favorite song?
Hard to tell, Hopes&Dreams, i guess.
> Who's your favorite shopkeep?
Bpants.
> What would you want to hear an Echo Flower say?* Behind you.
> Alternatively, what would you tell an Echo Flower?
Some sort of bad pun.
>>147041337
why do people write horribly OOC garbage like this about characters they supposedly love
>>147042505
I'm convinced it's because of the (You)'s. They're a powerfully addictive substance.
>>147042280
I hope they'll keep Kira's actor. I can't imagine him with any other voice.
>>146926395
If you're still around man, thanks so much for the next install. Really appreciate the writing you do for us, and the pictures that go with it.
>>147038879
Dr. Girlfriend as Toriel
Richard Horvitz as Papyrus
Nick Bakay (Norm Beaver) as Sans
Gilbert Gottfried as Undyne
Peridot as Alphys
Microsoft Sam as Mettaton
Shaq as Asgore
>>147041768
Thanks for the stitch!
>>147042661
I think they did, Rohan's VA got changed if I think.
>In just a few hours we'll be able to go to a mangaka's house
Pretty gote
>>147042928
It's going to be so great!
I wonder what Rohan's new voice and the new OP are going to sound like.
>>147043027
If only her fans weren't suchI know what you were thinking, shame on you
Skeletons don't have lips. You can smooch them, but they can't smooch back. How sad.
>>147043372
Prosthetic lips.
>>147043404
Ecto lips.
>>147043372
they can compensate just fine
>>147043372
Kissing is one of the least pleasant feelings I've ever experienced. I'd rather get a tetanus shot.
>>147043460
ECTO
SALIVA
>>147043460
>>147043724
>ecto
>blushing
>fangs
>glowing smoke eye and it's blue.
>Fat bones
>depressed
>crying
>edgy
How I hate sanfags.
>>147041748
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUFXuPYyDRw
>>147043896
Don't worry, I was kidding. Are ectolips a thing though? I feel like someone would have come up with it, but it's a small enough detail that people wouldn't care enough.
>>147043976
I seen pics of sans with ecto gums and his mouth is open and are basically lips.
Fucking GUMS on a SKELETON.
My autism can not handle all this bullshit I seen done with his face. It's bone not fucking silly puddy.
>>147022725
Hope I'm not too late to post my MASTERPIECE.
>>147044143
Why the fuck did he have gums?
>>147043896
don't forget having him rape papyrus or his AU versions of himself
or AU versions of pap rape him
also he totally remembers resets guys, all of em
>>147043976
there are people that give the skeletons entire ecto bodies that only leave the skull exposed, until there's a bit of mouth action where yeah, they have ecto lips and tongues and uvulas and whatever the fuck else
ECTO KNEES ARE REAL
>>147044203
Why knees? This is just bizarre.
>>147044194
>Why the fuck did he have gums?
Why the fuck did this person make a bunch of these and attached dildos to them anon?
>>147044273
gotta kneel on something while mistress muffet rapes papyrus' ecto anus with a strap-on
>>147044321
>>147044203
Sansfags were a mistake
>>147044816
tumblr was a mistake
Reminder to take care of your teeth /utg/
>>147044203
>don't forget having him rape papyrus or his AU versions of himself
or AU versions of pap rape him.
I also like how sansfag push pap to just be the rapist in like all the AU's (more then one btw)
>>147044939
does skeleton have pusspuss
>>147045130
THE PUSSPUSS BONE CONNECTS TO THE
>>147044950
lol I thought this meme was dead
>>147045169
DICK BONE
>>147045282
>mfw I kinda like Underswap
>it's ruined by all the skelefaggotry
>>147045521
I like underswap despite the skelefaggotrymostly because I can counter it whenever I feel like it
Is there a thing detailing all the details of AUs? I can't make sense of the things you people post sometimes.
>>147045681
There is somewhere, but I can't find it.
As far as I know, the "main" ones are Underfell (Flowey is good and the rest of the monsters are like Saturday morning cartoon villains) and Underswap (pairs of characters switch personalities, i.e. Sans acts like Papyrus while Papyrus acts like Sans).
>>147045681
Undefell is edgy/80s saturday morning cartoon villain AU
Underswap is where characters swap roles/personality (Undyne becomes royal scientist while Alphys is head of the royal guard for example)
Outertale is undertale, IN SPACE
Swapfell is Underfell treatment applied to Underswap
There's other ones but I only really know these.
>>147045681
undertaleau.tumblr.com/aumasterlist
>>147045779
http://undertaleau.tumblr.com/aumasterlist
or
farsidejr.deviantart.com/journal/A-Guide-to-Undertale-AUs-582035769
Someone put effort into this
>>147045681
Here are the details:They're all shit _____________
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__________________ _______ ________ _______ _______ _____________ _____________ ________________ _________ _______________ __ _______
I think this is a good story about AUs. http://pastebin.com/MU8a5RHu#
>>147045747
>>147045779
So is Storyshift like Underswap, but different?
>Swapfell is Underfell treatment applied to Underswap
I remember someone saying there were AUs of AUs, but I didn't understand it. It's like the fandom is eating itself.
>>147045796
>>147045815
Thanks.
>>147045876
You bastard.
>>147045985
I think so.
I've only seen some of it, but I think Storyshift is where character pairs switch roles with other character pairs.
For example, Chara and Asriel are now in Sans' and Papyrus' roles while Sans and Papyrus are now in Asgore's and Toriel's roles.
>>147045985
Storyshift is where supposedly everyone swaps roles every reset but retain their personality.
Supposedly, apparently the current reset is the longest or some shit.
How do you respond?
>>147046423
"Pretty weird coincidence yeah"
Then go about my day as usual
>>147046423
>implying I go to the gym
>>147046423
>this isn't my kitchen
I want to give all the Temmies in Temmie Village human drinks and watch them all wet themselves
>>147046423
But I work here. Of course we're here at the same time.
>>147046423
That's because everyone goes to this gym. Now excuse me but I have people to ogle.
>>147046838
I just noticed Frisk, Undyne, Alphys and Mettaton in that.
>>147046996
That's what I meant when I said "people to ogle"
How many people here actually lift for their favorite?
>>147047654
I skelly for them.
/utg/ I think I have an addiction now to cute animals being sad. Where can i find more games / content in general with more of that
>>147047740
Does Pokemon Mystery Dungeon count?
>>147047740
read rubyquest
>>147047740
rubyquest and nanquest + pokemon mystery dungeon, like the anons said
Good mornin /utg/
I dreamed I was the drummer from whiplash but good and couldn't read the music sheets
>>147048953
It's noon but whatever.
I dreamt I was the shredder from the 80s cartoon trying to foil those turtles.
Which is odd as I haven't watched/done anything TMNT related for several months.
>>147018754
I am not that cute
>>147049082
It is canonically 7:05, heathen
>>147021050
What happened to that guy?
>>147049102
It's 3:06 in Euroland.
>>147049169
That's a lie. It is an hour earlier
>>147049217
Well it's an hour ahead of you here in the balkans.
You double cunt
>>147049169
But it was the minute of 07 when you posed.
>>147049338
>posed
Nah I'm posing now but I wasn't posing then.
>>147049376
*POSTED
FUCK
>>147049376
ur a cheeky cunt
>>147044939
I want to kick this feesh in the tith.
>>147049471
oh man, his tummy must be so fluffy
>>147049538
I bet it feels great to bury your face in there.
>wake up from dream that was a reprise of thw whole stpry of Undertale
>It was like a movie
>A mix of JoJo and Ralph Bakshi stylr movies
>It ends when I wake up
Goddamn, now I want to help the little guy again. Never ever I guess.
Mornin'
>>147047654
Yo
>>147049668
>mix of JoJo and Ralph Bakshi
How did that work?
>>147047654
Ayyy
>>147047740
Watership Down
i non-sexually love this goat
>>147050052
I like the skele in a platonic manner.
>>147050052
>incapacity to love shotagotebro, in all ways an types, platonlove and cummylove simulways for please him in all categories
I gues's its true. Some people just want see world burn...
>>147050271
What did they mean by this?
>>147049717
I can't imagine it quite either, but it must be the weirdest thing ever
>>147050271
please never stop
>>147050512
The styles are awesome on their own, but if they blend, the result can only be bizarre.
>>147050214
>>147044939
Thanks again.
>>147050635a bizarre adventure?
>>147024756oh goodness
>>147047740
Watch Animals of Farthing Wood
>>147050850
>>147050771
Is there like an imgur gallery of all of these?
>>147024756
Someone animated that. Anyone have it?
>>147051641
Doesn't she know goat milk is only good for cheese?
t. Greek
you people need to wake up earlier, goddamn
>>147052257
Is nine o'clock in the morning not early enough?
>>147051619
http://imgur.com/cBlZJys
i non-sexually love these kids
>>147052257
Bloody murifats actually sleeping.
As I walked back into the kitchen after the jetpacking scene, I saw something sink into the floor just as it came into view.
All I recall of its appearance was that it was at least partly yellow, only saw a glimpse.
REAL
MKID
HOURS
>>147052893
Flowey shows up for a split second in certain parts of the game if you backtrack. It's to imply he's always watching you.
There's actually a part in waterfall where he fucks with an Echo Flower to spook the shit out of you.Even moreso if you killed Toriel
>>147052893
Actually, on my second playthrough, I'm seeing all sorts of weird things.
For example, the first time I drop an item I get "You throw the dog residue away like the trash it is" which is something I've never seen before despite all my throwing dog residue away last time.
>>147052984
Gee, I found this game creepy the first time I played it, now I'm finding it more creepy.
>>147052901
More like real dead hours.
>>147050214
I like this skele ineverymanner
>>147052901
UNREAL
MKID
HOURS
last for void
>>147053089
Yeah, it's kind of a shame. The Demo and the earlier parts of the game hold up the spooky undertones a lot better, IMO. There wasn't enough shit like the Gaster spooks and this bullshit, or anything making use of RESET/SAVE/LOADing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRMXaD23P4U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMTL85FPZKw
i want a goat to absorb my soul tbqh
>>147053234
But goner kid doesn't even look like that
>>147053307
Get a load of this weirdo.
>>147053302
The spookiness pretty much stops as soon as you shake San's hand
THERE'S A MAN WHO LIVE NEXT DOOR
IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD
>>147053484
Nah, it keeps going after that, but it sadly becomes a lot more spotty.
>SNOWDIN
>The other phonecalls you can actually get at the start of Snowdin, since Toby fixed Fun events
>The Gaster "Sound Test" event, ditto for being actually fixed now
>Sans pulling his weird shit around snowdin with teleporting around and such
>the door to the dog room
>OH IT'S THE WRONG NUMBER
But it pretty much drops off after Snowdin, with every spooky thing being VERY missable, and unlikely to keep the mood up.
>WATERFALL
>Riverman messages
>Goner Kid Fun Event
>Hallway Fun Event
>Door in the Hallway Fun Event (Yes, the Gaster door and the Hallway are separate events. It's rare as fuck.)
>Undyne changing her speech based on certain factors
These factors include how many monsters you've killed, killing Papyrus, killing Snowdrake, saving MKid/Running offscreen/Standing there while Undyne saves MKid, along with her dialog also changing if you've done her date on a previous RESET. This is also the last time RESETS change jack shit until Asgore's fight.
>HOTLANDS
>The 3-4 Gaster NPCs in hotlands
And that's about it.
It's a shame, because more RESET fuckery and subtly spooky events would've made this game SO, SO much better.
/autism
Post what you're listening to /utg/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZ2Q-_NAEoY
Hard mode: Post somewhat undertale related music.
>>147054282
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qH9GmHfCw6w
what a coincidence
>stitch a few pictures together
>forgot image limit is reached
Oh no
>>147053973
There's a man in the woods
>>147054282
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=li-adM-qOwI
>>147054417
imgur it fag
>>147054282
https://soundcloud.com/fluidvolt/marbles
It's Undertale related because the non-reprise "Fallen Down" it's just an earlier track Toby did for an earthbound fan album, which fluidvolt also did a song for.
>>147054440stop spamming your shit music in the cytube
>>147054458
Oh yeah.
http://imgur.com/9sa98TG
>>147053973
If there's something strange in your neighborhood
>>147054545
WHO YA GONNA CALL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVIhEoIvcD0
>>147054057
Yeah, what I meant that the constantly spooky atmosphere ends, though you might argue it was already broken with Toriel's house.
When I played the demo I expected the game to be far more atmospheric like that.
However I forgot how suspicious I found Sans on my first playthrough. I don't trust characters who smile and especially those with inexplicable powers.
And most of the stuff that has to do with Undyne becomes less scary and more awesome as soon as she pulls off her helmet.
>This is the last time RESETS change jack shit until Asgore's fight
Which just makes me believe once again that Alphys' segment was kinda rushed.
And yeah, I said the same thing about more RESET fuckery. It seems like the game should apply it more like it did with Flowey's message, but it almost never does. Flowey decides to fuck off and thus there is barely anything left that could react to you.
That being said you forgot the True Lab, which is arguably the only time the game goes for an actually straightforward scary atmosphere.
>>147054545
Let me tell you somethingBUSTIN' MAKES ME FEEL GOOD
>>147054542
Oh I remember that.
It wasn't stitched before?
>>147054686
I've never seen it before.
>>147054540
I do what I want you nigger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rpKQvVsi9Y
>>147054620
I was just hoping there would be more of characters having Deja Vu over specific events, like NPCs having met you before, or more Gaster events showing up with successive RESETs, or something of that nature.
Also, yeah. As much as I like Alphys, hotlands feels incredibly rushed. I still hold by the idea that, if we ever get hardmode, the plot is gonna be thatthe only way you'd know to put in "Frisk" is if you already did TP, so the game changes to reflect a TP reset that wasn't true. Flowey remebers/has deja vu, everyone has deja vu over everything that happened, making them more frustrated, leading to harder fights. Also Gaster shows up somewhere and the narrator goes mostly silent or is heavily implied to be Frisk since you wouldn't have any way to justify Chara being there, assuming Charrator isn't bullshit.
Anyone else feel like the game was hurt somewhat by the addition of yellow names?
The Demo was pretty neat in that you had to pay attention to battle text to figure out when the enemy didn't want to fight any more.
>>147055280
It makes it easier for normal folk to know when to spare.
>>147055280
The froggit at the beginning lets you toggle them ya know.
>>147055280pink master race
Okay I'll try to liven up the bread.
Your favorite is marrying your least favorite but your 2nd favorite crashes the wedding and declare that they love your favorite.
Who is who and how does it go?
That old tortoise, I notice that when you ask the king, he says that if you ask him why he calls him Fluffybeans much later he'll remember why, and also that if you walk around long enough you'll meet the king.
Are either of those actually true?
>>147056083
*ask about the king
>>147055935
>me marrying the robot
>the dream
>Blooky crashes in and declares love
>Mettaton leaves me for that sweet ghost cousin incest
Ah.
>>147056180
>>147056083
after defeating asriel he tells you if you go back to him
>>147056083
Legit spoilers for once.When you're walking around in the TP ending, if you talk to Gerson he does remember the fluffybuns story.
As for the other bit, no. You only meet Asgore at New Home.
>>147056083
Yup. The former might only be if you complete the game in a certain way, don't remember. The latter is just more of what you've been hearing throughout; that if you try to leave the Underground, you'll have to fight Asgore.
>>147055935
>Asriel marrying muffet
>Flowey comes in and declares love for himself
>Asriel doesn't believe him
>>147052891
>Crack
>>147055280
>Mettaton marrying So Sorry
>Napsta shows up and reveals his HIDDEN FEELINGS
>So Sorry is dumped and Mettaton carries Blooks away for ghost incest
I'm okay with this.
>>147056390
Delete
Your favorite is now the protagonist of Crank 3.
What do they have to do to stay alive?
>>147056492
Use fire magic to burn people and light up temmie flakes.
>>147055935
>Papyrus marries Jerry, but Sans crashes the wedding and declares his love
Things would be awkward from then on no matter what Papyrus would do.
>>147055935
>undyne marrying flowey
>only for asriel to burst in
i sit there and think "what the fuck was in this chocolate bar"
Where are my KH pics?
>>147054282
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmIXwgNcIxM
>>147056803
over at Kingdom Hearts general
SPOOKY PAGE 7
OOOOH
>>147055935
>Asgore marrying Toriel
>Papyrus bursting in
Toriel murders him with a fireball, Sans gets pissed, and Frisk resets
>>147057695
AND THEN A PAPYRUS POPPED OUT
>>147057746
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SKELETON
>>147057795
Anon I don't want to spook you but...
THERE'S A SKELETON INSIDE YOU
AND IT WANTS SPAGHETTI
I'm writing wedding-night porn, can you all please make sure the thread doesn't die?
please and thank
>>147057746
At least he didn't get pooped out like the last time this story was told.
>>147057870
Fuck you at least spoiler that shit
>>147057870
This is a blue board
what would you do with your favourite undertaleon your wedding night?
>>147058625
Whatever they wanted and whatever they flt comfortable with
>>147058625
i'd thank him for being my best man
>>147058625Cuddlethe shit out of them all night.
>>147031256
>>147029069
Don't know if you're still around, but it says something like "Woah... this girl is actually confessing...", and then doki doki all over the top
>>147027885
this one's really cute
>>147052257
I was awake
But I was packing.
is there any chance in hell that we'll make it to a new thread before noon?
>>147059371
post more then
So what's been happening in utg, I'm on holidays in Japan so I haven't been checking the thread
>>147022725
I haven't drawn anything in a while now I'll draw stuff when I get back
>>147058625
Probably make sure his dress is fab enough.
After image art dump?! Just pretend I posted a cute dad with this
>Mettaton
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmMOeAcUgAEBgVw.png:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmMJhUwUoAAR7Cs.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmMDCMrWQAAagho.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmNB-JnUgAA5Pk2.jpg:orig
>Asriel
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmMpJPPWgAAYAof.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmL29G8WkAEvHiE.jpg:orig
>Flowey
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmKuwSlWYAAyFeY.png:orig
>Asgore
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmKNVp-UkAEGmNA.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmCj5U1UoAACdSt.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmAQYijUkAE-daK.jpg:orig
>Toriel
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmNB6WzUYAAy1_o.jpg:orig
>Napstablook
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmM-GdRUsAAV4WS.png:orig
>Sans
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmLw0f4UcAAosZo.png:orig
>Toby Fox: Underground (Papyrus)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmK7VfhWAAAsS4O.jpg:orig
>Burgerpants
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmHnNZWUkAAyX3s.jpg:orig
>Alphys
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmNA83tUcAE4ldr.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmMHU9YWAAAGWIs.png:orig
>Goat Frisk
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmL6pCJUcAAH59-.jpg:orig
>The kids
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmNIGHEVEAEE12h.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cl58JupVEAAo5o7.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmMrti5UYAAsaTf.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmMwD1aUgAANCem.png:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmNB8UsUcAMMg1H.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmNHjXxUoAAhp4P.jpg:orig
>Skeleton family
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmIzF1qUkAAUgjk.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmMsGkCVEAA2trn.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmM5WUmUgAAmG_D.png:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmM5Y1eUgAEIxu3.png:orig
>science friends
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmMQR5cUcAAFcRE.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmMQSLLVYAARI2P.jpg:orig
>NPCs
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmM1OxdVYAEydd9.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmMy987UcAAMhdy.jpg:orig
>group
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmMrvDnUoAEtr2M.jpg:orig
https://youtube.com/watch?v=MYHXpdNqdGs
Jesus Christ this video is shit, it's been in my notifications all week
Did you guys watch it?
>>147059485
>look at first MTT pic
Finally fresh NEO
>Mattaton
Dammit
>>147059485
>Science Friends
Fucking yes
Thanks Twitteranon!
Good morning everyone!
>>147059485
>Papyrus
Now that's a cool dude
>>147059614
Good afternoon
>>147059575
i fixed it, here.http://i.imgur.com/QgLJB4z.png
>>147059575
Don't you remember the bit where Mettaton's ghost possesses a real human and starts going by Matt?
>>147060312
Thanks
>>147060374
That side quest was terrible, you couldn't even do anything during the Friday Night cutscenes.
>>147060374
I skipped that bit by getting to the CORE first, I never liked dumb side quests.
>>147059490
It's pretty shit
Flowey vore when
>>147049717
>>147050512
>>147050635
Okay holy shit I'm back from another crazy ass dream which I can go into detail if you fuckers like because >post image limit
But basically it was like the rotoscope effect usually found in most Bakshi movies, but instead of filling in with normal colors and such, the drawings were in the style of Jojo, which as you'd imagine would make it look quite unique.
Also this other dream I had just now involved in some regards undertale so I guess maybe I could report it?
>>147061187
It's not like the post space is important.
>>147061280
But I need more details and insight on >>147061148
>>147061187
Post it brate. We're in textpost hours so we got nothing else to talk about.
>>147061639
Post your face when you realize Asriel is just a scapeGOAT
>>147061806
>angrypapyrus.png
Kissu the flowey
Kissu the floweyfags
>>147061404
His teeth are sexy and he would be perfectly evil and cruel predator. Everything from his mouth onwards would smell kinda sweet and plant like, including his slimy and slippery saliva that covers the inside of his vine that you'd slide down into a sac full of the same, thick slime that would soak into you and make the air there thick with his flowery smell.
>>147061280
>>147061639
Okay so, the base of the dream was that I was in some sort of retro futuristic videogame arcade, and in between the assortment of different cabinets on the place, there was this one called "STARCADE 6".
It was a very simple 70s style arcade cabinet with 6 buttons with different labels on it. Basically it was an arcade "game" that could transport your mind/conscience/soul(?) into one of the 6 different universes available within the machine, but the detail was that when you were within one of these universes, you had no recollection of ever being -out- of them.
There were a bunch of different universes, most notably.
>A ROBOCOP-esque world were you survived a fall from a 100-story high skyscrapper and had your mind uploaded to a robot AI
>A Beatles band member universe with Mark Hamil (???)
>And a bunch of others I don't remember/didn't explore
One of them was the Undertale (i think) universe, and it was post-TP if I recall. I entered it right after being completely pieced apart in some sort of futuristic war universe where I was electrocuted, so I was dazed when I entered this UT universe.
I was wandering about a small, cozy classroom type place, where Asgore greeted me wearing casual clothes, mentioning how I was in his carpentry class. I don't recall who else was there but I think Gerson was aswell.
He then asked if I wanted to sculpt a new crown for him out of some raw gold on a table, but I completely fucked it up in my completely dozed out state.
He didn't mind and just ruffled my hair making a friendly remark, and offered me some T-shirts anyway. All of them were "Asgore-themed" and the one he offered me said "King Asgore 1# Fan."
After that I was electrocuted out of the arcade machine universe and back into the real world. Behind me were two "spacetime cops" sat and I thought I was about to be busted/zapped, but instead they just told me to press one of the other buttons on the arcade.
(Cont.)
>>147062240
>>He didn't mind and just ruffled my hair making a friendly remark, and offered me some T-shirts anyway. All of them were "Asgore-themed" and the one he offered me said "King Asgore 1# Fan."
>you will never have a King Asgore 1# Fan T-shirt
Toby please
>>147062240
I was then transported into another side of the Undertale universe, but this time instead of being myself or a human, I was sans (not le ebin AU crying sans with fire lazor blue eye, but just plain old sans).
I was in another small room, but surrounded by familiar faces of the UT cast and shit, in the middle of the room was a pingpong table and some dude I never seen before. Apparently this was some sort of holo-deck ping pong or some weird shit, where the ball was actually a 3D projection or something.
Toriel and the others urged me to play, and I found that I could do nothing but smile because I was literally the pun skeleton, so I accepted it, why not.
I played against this guy as best as I could, but I had the impression I was doing very poorly, because the room was really dark and I could barely see the holo-ball. However, after about 2 minutes everyone in the room cheered and the guy came over to congratulate me.
After that, the people that were in charge of this holo-deck thing, wanted to show me some sort of animation they crafted out of our match or something like that.
On one of the walls of the room they projected a pre-rendered old timey 90s animation that was grotesque and disturbing, showing my opponent with a disfigured, duplicated face kind of like a Philadelphia experiment gone wrong, whilst I stood over his body with my own arms ripped off.
After that I got zapped out of the arcade machine again and woke up.
>>147062240
>>147062630
Well that is... interesting I guess.
>>147062240
>>147062630
This is the most radical thing I've read this month
>>147059490
You know, at least when a poster here starts going "X dindu nuffin", you can expect some level of irony going on there. Now this video is the whole "dindu nuffin" concept taken up to 11. If I had to point out some highlights, I think they'd be:
>the only hesitation Asriel felt about the plan is due to Chara's suffering.
>Chara only wanted to kill humans once they attacked Asriel, as this should have proven to Asriel that all humans are bad
>the crossed-out faces on Soulless Pacifist photo are just Chara trying to scare the player
>Chara only ever hurt one person, themselves, all for their beloved kingdom
>"even if Chara did want to kill is that really the worst thing the characters have done?"
Likewise hilarious parts include the idea that Chara wanted to spare Flowey at the end of Genocide, but YOU, the player made them do it because you... advanced the dialogue.
There's also the usual "everything bad is the player's fault", as usual conveniently ignoring that if you break it down to such a level, everything the characters achieve in the game is meaningless. Neutral ends are just the player trying out variations. True Pacifist is the player wanting to see the True Ending, or get a high score.
I really don't mind of people go with harder or softer interpretations of Chara, but all this video does is take away everything questionable about them, and assigning every fault and bad decision to either something that was done to them (oh they were abused and suicidal, so they're not responsible) or as a joint fault (oh Asriel didn't back out until the end, so they're both equally at fault). By erasing every possible fault, this video actually does a disservice and takes away what little interesting bits Chara had in the first place. Now they're just a jesus figure, and you're obviously an evil asshole if you don't agree with that 100%.
>>147062240
>>147062630
Man my dreams are always either lame or straight up surreal.
Well aside from the one where I was the Shredder I guess.
Okay /utg/ post Undertale remixes you like.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uI0CxTgpA6Q
>>147062990
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxNtCIUxIGo
>>147062828
>He didn't get the "just a prank bro" ending
>>147062990
https://soundcloud.com/ucasucas/storyshift-witzkonig-sans
https://soundcloud.com/whirligig231/asgores-lab-spoilers
https://soundcloud.com/keno9988ii/storyshift-chara-updated
>>147019239
Catty and Bratty?
WAKE UP
>>147063696
CAN'T WAKE UP
>>147063696
No. Just five more minutes.
>>147063696
Believe it or not I'm playing the game alt tabbed.
>>147063793
What part are you at?
>>147063696
But I'm writing pooorn
>>147063717
WAKE ME UP
>>147063729
GET UP YOU LAZY PIECE OF SHIT
>>147063793
That sounds nice but it would be even better if you JUST WAKE UP
>>147063878
I DON'T CARE
GET UP
>>147063696
fuck off, im comfortable
>>147063861
Hotland, about to get into the CORE.
>>147063878post it
>>147063924you're not my real dad!
>>147063973
its not done yet though
>>147063924
>GET UP YOU LAZY PIECE OF SHIT
No. Where's the snooze button? I can hit it up to three times before the dog pees on the floor.
>>147063973
Make sure you do the Mattaton side quest so you can get the True Star ending.
>>147062828
one of the more recent Chara arguments here contained most of these points, the 'Chara was a selfless martyr who sacrificed themselves to save the monster kingdom' point in particular was killing me
>>147062990
https://soundcloud.com/retro-is-the-guy-of-the-jones-retro/determinationtrousle
https://soundcloud.com/robbienexus-570283577/whimsy-of-the-royal-guard
https://soundcloud.com/hiiragiwasabi/chadley
https://soundcloud.com/greeneyed-meganekko/your-best-friend
>>147064073
DON'T YOU PULL THAT SHIT ON ME
NOW WAKE UP AND TALK ABOUT YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER
>>147064105
THAT'S DISGUSTING
>>147064419
you're disgusting
now quit yelling, i have a headache because of you
Why is edgegote bestgote?
>>147064559
He's worstgoat.
>>147064559
Because you have shit taste
Asriel is middle tier goat and Flowey is best form of gote
>>147064559
But Flowey is best goat though.
>>147064607
That's a weird way to spell bestgote.
>>147064559
He's more of an averagegoat
>>147064559
shittiest taste reward goes to you, not even his best form to make it all the shittier a taste
Woah. When did floweyfags take over?
>>147018627
>there are people ITT who took more than one piece of candy from the bowl
SEND IN YOUR SKELETONS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=En-tZf78SmM
>>147064875
About 8 months ago
>>147064667
Worst
>>147064875
>only floweyfags can acknowledge that Flowey is best form of Asriel
good one
>>147064908
How disgusting..
>>147064908
guilty as charged
>>147064559
>>147064875Now THAT'S how you hit bump limit
>>147064914
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfqaZ1hqXio
>>147064875
>if you don't like my shitty oc dindu babbu you must be le floweyfag!
It's called not having complete shit taste
>>147064875
not a floweyfag, it's just asriel's most interesting and entertaining form
>>147064979
>>147065067
>>147065107
t. Floweyfags
>>147065005
HE GOT TWO!
HE GOT TWO!
GET THE ANONYMOUS POSTER!
Why is Soriel and Fishbones canon?
>>147065148
but i'm an Asgorefag
>>147065159
not one
not twobut three
>>147065193
Oh you think you're funny huh?!
>>147065148
Back to >>>/b/ with your ilk
>>147065306
??? Funny? Sorry agent, I'm just exercising free thought.
>>147064559
No.
The objective goat tier list is:
>Pure
Smol Goat
Smol Flower
>Benign Tumor
Omega Flower
>Cancer
Edgegoat
>Severe Cancer
Lewd Edgegoat
>Nuke it from orbit
Lewd Smol goat
>>147062990
https://soundcloud.com/whirligig231/battle-against-a-true-parent
https://soundcloud.com/keno9988iii/storyshift-der-skelettkonig-sans-updated-again
https://soundcloud.com/jimmythebassist/stmpwyfc
https://soundcloud.com/jimmythebassist/nerves-of-steel-loop
https://soundcloud.com/ucasucas/storyshift-defender-of-all-monsters-hypertrousle
https://soundcloud.com/nine-zero-music/truer-than-fiction
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujpJ3-jtgbE
>>147065481
>Flowey
>Pure
Pure
Sex
Rollan for new thread theme
0-Edgegote
1-Edgegote
2-Edgegote
3-Edgegote
4-Edgegote
5-Edgegote
6-Edgegote
7-Edgegote
8-Edgegote
9-Roll again
>>147065669
PFFFFFFFFT
>>147065627
He is pure
>>147065306
How's that overtime pay?
>>147065669
heh
>>147065669
Here's a better one
0 - Void
1 - Flowe
2 - Asgore
3 - Mom
4 - Frisk
5 - Chara
6 - Undyne
7 - Papyrus
8 - Robot
9 - Roll Again.
>>147065481
Even if you're a hardcore edgegoatfag, you gotta admit that this is true,I did.
>>147065669
nice job there anon
>>147065669
Rollan
Okay time for a roll call.
Botfag
>>147065669
good going dipshit
>>147065771
give me a bot
>>147065789
botfag
>>147065789
Fishfag with some Frisk and Flowey mixed in.
>>147065789
nicepantsfag here
Let's go adventure, anon!
>>147065789
momfag
>>147065771
Roll
>>147065789
Floweyfag
>>147065789
Edgegote. Sexy edgegote. Not lewd edgegote, just sexy edgegote.
>>147065789
friskfag
>>147066221
Narcissistic bastard.
>>147065771
Rolling for husbando
>>147065789
dadfag
>>147065789
BONES
>>147065789
Comfy non-lewd shotagotefag here
>>147066524
>Frisk
could be worse I guess
fishfag
>>147065771
Why not?
>>147065789
Friskfag.
>>147065306
Can Minirelate people go to /owg/ and restore order there or something? The Mercy/Pharah/76 shit is getting out of hand.
Try not to be a cute slut today. Okay, Anon?
>>147066792
Easier said than done
>>147066792
I work at a porn shop. I constantly look homely and unshaven so that dudes won't hit on me.They do anyway, but to a lesser degree
>>147067008
Thats my type
>>147067008
Sloppy bear!!
>>147067008
Is there good money in the porn shop game
>>147067207
Not anymore. The company I'm with USE to offer commission, but they haven't offered it to new employees for years. I'm a store manager now so I'm doing just okay. New hires are minimum.
>>147067158
>>147067194
But I'm not a bear. I'm just gross and lazy.
WE DEAD BOYS
>>147068081
not really no
>>147068081
Let's fuck until new life happens.
>>147068081
We could bully someone for 20 posts
>>147068212
That's nice nice don't do that.
>>147068212
bully that anon over there
>>147068256
*That's not nice
I feel like I'm losing my mind lately.
>>147068212
Your favorite ship is shit
>>147068439
I get told this often
>>147068212
How about we bully one anon into being food for someone else?
Let's have a nice wank, together.
>>147068628
Ew go away
>>147068628
WOSH away those thoughts anon
>>147068628
>tfw finished masturbating like 5 minutes ago
UGH. Fine.
>>147068628
I just finished though...guess I can go again
>>147068795
>>147068836
That's the spirit! Good to see young, virile and healthy anons here!
>>147068908
Grandma go away
Let's play a game.
Pick a number between 1 and 100.
>>147069001
47.6 recurring
Okay game over.
Thanks for playing.
Anyone up for some Mad Libs?
>>147069210
That was boring fuck you.
Let's have a dumb discussion.
If Asgore was a tank he would obviously be a M26 Pershing.
>>147069210
I'm up for some New Threads
>>147069268
Can't please everyone. Sorry.
I was worried the number we picked would be the amount of times we had to masturbate. I don't think I could have handled it.
>>147069386
>He can't masturbate in 2 seconds
Get a load of this wimp.
Kicking anon in the nuts
>>147069775
Don't! He needs those for baby-making!
>>147068628
I'm not gay but I've wanted to try a double wank with someone ever since seeing that one pic by Karabiner
>>147070648
which?
>>147071341
The one with 2 legendz dragons
You'll figure it if you see it
Anon falling over in pain as his balls get crushed
Anon having a nice day.
Anon having a bad day as always
Anon having a comfy day.
Anon having a comfy dayin So Sorry's stomach
Anon having a moderately okay day. Like, he falls over in his own house and it kind of hurt, but also there was a sale on at his local shop.