>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming/
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike
>Competitive News
http://www.hltv.org
>Wiki
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page
>PUG Services
[FREE] http://cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] http://www.faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] http://play.esea.net
>Betting/Trading/Item Related
http://csgolounge.com
http://csgobackpack.net
http://www.gosugamers.net
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics
>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team
>Game Enhancements
http://simpleradar.com/
http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt
>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://docs.livestreamer.io/
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
>Watch this everyday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs
>Old Thread
>>146846460
first for our boy shoxie
shara pic
nice
http://www.hltv.org/news/18168-esl-to-host-event-in-so-paulo
Who's ready for the first stabbing/riot/beheading in e-sports history after SK get upset?
4nd for our lad scr3ann
me and my niggers tryna get it you bish
>play mm with 5 man
>encounter hacker and a closet hacker
>their team is trash talking
>4 of us toggle
>win game
7th for best ak
Does some1 have the pic of zeus when he has his eyebrows raised and his fucking lips pouting? Had it saved but lost it.
>>147009464
He's just good at RNG, dude.
There has been too much violence, too much pain, but I have an honorable compromise. Just walk away. Give me your site, the bomb, the guns, and the whole map, and we'll spare your lives. Just walk away and we'll give you a safe passageway in the map. Just walk away and there will be an end to the match.
>>147009464
YUNG STEW
>>147009464
yung sew(age)
>>147006604
(((sh0x))) bless
>>147010397
rude
>>147009464
reminder that stewpid2gay will never win a lan
>>147010515
literally the most our guy guy ever
>>147010515
>look to left
>see no arm
umm who's holding the plate!?
>>147011013
he's holding it up with his p*nis
>>147009464
http://www.hltv.org/blog/12086-massive-csgo-roster-shuffle-incoming
joining tyloo confrimed
>>147011013
you just ruined corndog.jpg for me forever
>>147007969
an1 have this fucking image
>>147011786
/rareguardians/
Can someone make http://guardian.boory.org
>>147011272
this is hilarous
>>147010972
>stewie
>ourguy
nice try
>>147012803
dropped
>>147011848
guardian is the coolest awper by far
>>147013059
no one cares you fat piece of shit
>>147013162
t. insecure poor person
>>147013248
>nova shitter that thinks skins will make up for his lack of skill
>>147012803
O U R G U Y
U
R
G
U
Y
>>147012803
bonjour reddit
>>147012803
hello reddo
>they added a social eating """game""" on twitch
>>147015443
>not watching monstercat
ask me anything
>>147016046
would you be, my girlfriend
>>147011272
>hen1
>lucas1
>s1mple
>summit1g
Lmao top1 world
>>147016185
um maybe, depends where you live
>>147016046
why dont you lose weight?
>>147016391
I tried but kinda stopped after a few months when I got dark souls and played the entire series for like 3 weeks straight sitting, feels bad
https://www.twitch
.tv/exbc
this is actually pretty cute :3
What's the easiest and most efficient way to greymarket sell an item without some external jew taking a fat cut?
>>147016765
sell as in receive real money, or receive more steam shit?
>>147016765
reddit. they will actually ban people for being jews.
>>147016592
kys manlet nerd
>>147017070
woah why would you say something like that
>>147017070
it was all a dream, i used to read word up magazine
>>147016870
I mean set up a paypal transaction or something similar, so real money
>>147016980
kek, although I meant having little to no transaction fee taking a cut of the money I receive like how Steam will take 15% or whatever
https://www.twitch
.tv/buddhismhotlineandrawing
this is fucking amazing lmao
>>147017421
seek sunlight ya dork
>>147017537
not joking. they may have stopped, but when i was trading, they regulated that shit heavily. no joke, its a good place to trade, especially because 3rd parties will give you appraisals without you asking, thus giving you a fairer price.
>>147010515
if his forehead so good and hold large brain how come he not igl?
AS I WALK THROUGH THE SHADOW OF DEATH I TAKE A LOOK AT MY LIFE AND REALIZE THERES NOTHING LEFT
ONE THING I DONT KNOW WHY
you are now about to witness the strength of street knowledge
>>147017702
uh I go outside every day, why are you so rude
>he plays anything but casual
>>147018927
why are you so fat?
>>147019020
If a 10 ton truck kills the both of us, well to die by your side the pleasure the priviledge is mine.
>>147017591
that's not even funny. it's just autistic
>>147019020
>I only play casual cause im a coward and i get nervous playing comp
here come Johnny singing oldies, goldies, babaloba baby what I say!
GUYS, anyone else notice that this "The Suspect" guy is in literally EVERY CS:GO overwatch video ever, why haven't they banned him yet, i mean, he is CLEARLY a hacker.
>>147022856
quality post
GUYS, anyone else notice that this "The Y-fu" girl is in literally EVERY CS:GO gay porn video ever, why haven't they banned him yet, i mean, he is CLEARLY a slut.
>>147023668
>>147022856
upvoted
made my day
>>147023952
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOi_ihBQ8Po thanks dude heres a song 4 u
>>147022747
that kind of looks like hacks
>>147024248
wow that was awful
kys
>>147024973
thx dutchguy
>>147025015
fairy tail
>>147025015
k-on
>>147025124
im not dutch
>>147025015
beck mongolian chop squad
>>147026237
skinny nigga but my dick long (pause)
is he OUR guy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9N9HqCeUdZY&feature=youtu.be
>>147026896
>pala
>our guy
lmao no
just had a game against all globals as a lem
they got owned
>>147028174
and?
>>147026896
>12 kg
lol
>>147026896
tfw scream is the exception to the muslim instead of the rule
>tfw you dream about yourself being pro being interviewed on the Richard Lewis show
>>147029614
i can interview you!
how long have you been playing?
what's your rank?
what's your opinion on clg taking koosta over jdm?
>Interested in csgo, looks p good
>Buy
>Download
>Adjust settings in bot game and decide to try out the real deal
>Get put in my first ever match with actual people
>Some guy blasting https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4jH0WeV67I max volume in my ears
>Disconnect
>Request refund
enough
>>147032583
>refunding a $7 game
seeya shlomo
>>147032583
hell(where you are going)ooo
jew
M9 bayo scorched or butterfly boreal forest ft?
>>147032731
>>147032675
this game was my life
>>147032819
10/10
loling while i watch gunbuster
>>147026896
pala needs to khs
>>147013162
>>147017070
>>147017702
>>147027372
>>147032958
edgy 12yo summer Le. ddit fag shitposting like there is no tomorrow
>>147028174
well done anon
>>147016046
how is it going?
whats your rank?
why arent you global yet
>>147033598
only leddit loves pala
>>147034582
now entering cute city
population: stewie2k
>>147039290
now entering faggotville
population: you
literally dead thread
>>147042536
its 11:20
>>147042753
??????
>>147042851
bro stop looking there kid what are u dumb
>>147042970
go on then, do tell me why chrome is the inferior browser
>>147042808
>chrome
>skype
>tfw when the time right now is 12:09
>Pocket 20 000$/month from income sources
>Still refuse to buy a knife or any other skins
Get on my level fucking plebians and kids
>>147043197
you're an idiot who can't actually name a single botnet i bet
>>147044815
windows can be infected, it itself does not serve as a botnet node
Found this in the community art section.
>>147045109
windows has been leaked before genius
Guys I want into cs but I don't have a mic.
What do
>>147045183
buy one for a fiver then you poor cunt
>>147045183
dont use mic at all
its overrated and only distracts you
>>147045243
no it wasn't
windows 10 is horse shit anyway senpai. Microsoft has just been piling shit on top more shit since the first release. It's bloated to all hell.
>>147045656
This would be true if people in mm were smart enough to have proper radar settings or to even look at it from time to time. But obviously they aren't. This is why having a microphone to spoonfeed your opponents helps out a ton.
>>147045719
no they weren't
>>147044678
send me some money :)
>>147046387
literally why even sniff your own packets like that, do you think i'm paranoid?
>>147046492
My main is supreme.
Picrelated is my bigstar smurf. 1st pic is pre-prime, 2nd pic is next game, post-prime, 4v5 since round 2.
Now tell me, why you keep playing this scrubshit game filled with cheaters, russian animals or both?
How long till they start buying lvl21 bruted accounts instead of lvl3 and transform prime into same shithole default matchmaking is?
>>147049941
valve is surely gonna fix it
valve cares about the community
valve allways fixed the game
valve is reliable
in valve we trust
SWEDEN LEAVE
>>147049941
why bother? they get to cheat in comp any way, why go through the hassle of grinding 21 levels to just cheat in a different kind of comp? just out of spite?
I LOVE CHEATS IN THIS GAME
Ahahah xD
This game is shit
sweden stay...
>>147034160
disappointed that I can't pass away in my sleep
lem last time I played I think
I stopped playing because I bought a bunch of actually good games and decided to play them instead
(((
)))
Opinion on WarOwl?
I've been watching some of his stuff lately, he doesn't seem that bad compared with most CS:GO youtubers, especially considering how popular he is.
Is he rebbit tier, csgog?
>>147049941
because I like cheating in prime btw
I haven't played since when they introduced the cz how has the meta changed
>>147053343
you can learn a few useful things from him
hes quite oke for a start i think
What's the go to betting site
>>147053710
Tec 9 and Five Seven are preferred 'heavy pistols', CZ reserved for corner ambushes etc.
Eco meta has changed so that T side should always force buy after losing pistol round as they'll still only be able to buy 4th either way.
Anti-Eco rounds are still a thing, most people prefer MP9 or MP7. UMP is apparently an alright P90-lite but I don't see it.
M4A4 is the best CT rifle atm, -a1s is used by noobs mostly
Apart from that, nothing much. Cobblestone, Nuke and Train have all been changed a bit.
>>147052673
>implying theres better games than csgo
>>147053710
deagle, deagles everywhere
>>147053915
i dont know but i would still like to advise you to not bet
>>147054008
ump is the go to rifle if you are low on cash
trust me that thing shredders people
>>147054008
why no mention of second round shotgun buys if youre ct and win the pistol round its legit
>>147053343
his videos are good for beginners, but he's painfully patronising and I personally find him incredibly grating to watch, he's pretty big headed.
>>147054273
dude second round sawed off buy on t if you win pistol is the shit
>>147054273
mag-7 on cobble drop zone is a respectable buy nowadays too, regardless of economy
>>147054627
I do nova and play connector on overpass or try to sneak lower tunns on d2 since I doubt someone is watching mid on second round to count cross.
>>147054008
all majors are now just cobble and train on repeat, with all cobble matches going 12-3 the first half then the terrorists pulling a miraculous victory in the second and winning 16-12 or 16-14.
what the fuck happened to me? I used to be supreme 3 months ago (had 1800h then) then took a break from matchmaking to play faceit with premium upgrade. Now i got LE on mm and i can't even get over 25+ kills on a match, i'm fucking middlefragging. What the fuck happened? Should i just play ffa dm 3 or 4 hous a day before games or i'm actually retarded?
Who /Silver II/ here?
>>147054627
i used to main nova back in silver lol
>>147056398
you have just gotten a bit full of yourself
>play 2nd comp match
>everyone is gold nova 3
uhhh is this supposed to happen? why cant i just play against silver shitters
>>147056462
Wow how did you get so good I'm only silver 1
>>147056398
Take a break from CS. Come back in a week or two and try again.
>>147056821
it does that to everyone, I bet you bottomfragged
you'll most likely be put round the se / sem region like every newshit mark my words
What's the bandwagon team?
so no bayern stickers till next year? baka
ive been thinkin bout u
>>147058229
woah same lol
>>147058291
not u
>>147058229
i miss u babe
>>147058509
holy shit woah same
>>147058884
i cant see im flashed
do you have a knife?
>inb4 basic knife
Why are we so dead, guys?
>>147060597
bötterflei blu stiil mw
>>147060876
it's all his fault
>>147061129
Who?
seangares doesnt like de_season
>>147060597
bayo doppler n_n
sub 4 daily shitpost frag clips B)
>>147054731
>fuck why did I put d2 in my comp maps choices
>start as ct
>"im playing mid"
>lowers to uppers first round
>if B, I get at least 3 frags
>if A I go short and get 1 or 2
>rinse and repeat until I can afford awp
>as soon as i get awp boost up short every round
who else /mg1strats/ here?
>>147061206
see
>>147061226
him
>>147057797
G2 bruh
>tfw overwatch literally killed this game and general
>>147066308
Why not?
>>147066584
RIP csgo
>>147066912
reminder top overwatch player is female
who /morethan600hoursofgamebutneverhadthecourageofplayingcomp/ here?
>>147066584
tfw
>>147066584
>tfw this game would be better off with less players
>tfw overwatch has had no affect on csgo player count
>>147068078
what the fuck?? why baka
>>147069389
I have severe social anxiety. Even in 1.6 and Source I couldn't stand playing pugs.
>>147066771
i dont know
i remembered these threads to be quite lively
few months later
threads are basicaly dead
>>147068078
im at 150 hrs right now and 2 comp games played (won both)
>>147069789
why dont you play matchmaking more anon-kun
>>147069720
The new skins will save the game
>>147070506
i honestly dont give a damn about skins
and i dont really understand people who do
>>147070336
i would if i had friends to play with
i have 1 but hes too high of ranked
i tried getting my other friend into cs but hes shit
>>147070649
soloq isnt that bad once you get used to it
just play p90 until ur out of the shitty ranks
p90 is the only reason why i gout out of nova and silver
>>147070893
I'm in nova at this point and the pro90 crutch got me out of sem but it's really not enough anymore, people here are getting better at pointing their guns where the enemies are round these ranks
https://youtu.be/jxHL0xEn9nc?t=28s
>envy vs col
ready for another thrashing? :)
marry/fuck/kill
>>147070642
Me neither tbqh. I was obviously joking...
>>147071751
left to right
marry - kill - fuck
Witmer > KennyS
Why don't they just replace DEVIL already?
If either EnvyUs or VP lose today mousesports is out of the last chance qualifier.
>ywn own a csgo team
how much does an owner generally make?
>coach hacks
>professional players using the Elite Build AK
>>147073151
How does that work?
>>147024813
No just Splyce getting shit on like normal
>>147073373
>complexity
>professional
>>147073547
>shit on
that match ended 16-14
http://www.hltv.org/match/2303037-tyloo-splyce-esl-one-cologne-2016-main-qualifier
Do I bet on poo or no?
How the fuck do you lose that defuse? LMAO
>>147073485
Two spots in the last chance qualifier go to 2 highest scoring group stage teams that did not otherwise qualify (get 2nd in group stage). Both VP and EnvyUs scored higher than mousesports so unless both of them qualify today mousesports will lose their spot to either one of them.
>>147073485
>>147073884
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Turner_Sports/ELEAGUE/Season_1#Last_Chance_2
NA DOTO
SCARY MUSIC
where are they finding this music and who gave this song the go ahead?
>>147075289
leave the house
>drop awp
>pick up awp with better skin
>>147073806
you're flushing your skins away
cadian would be such a cool guy to hang with
did cadian get cuter?
Is this a fucking Arby's ad with TSM?
>>147075884
I'd be placing them is the designated betting street
>>147075409
>>147075289
Sounds like kareoke version if a depeche mode song
who is this qt
>>147075971
well golly anon, you're too kind...
>>147075606
come back when youre older kid
>>147076134
Batista looks like shit what happened?Steroids?
>>147076092
Moses
How would /csgog/ describe Kenny's face?
>>147076259
obviously, you can see his roid gut.
>>147076349
A meme
>>147076349
FAS
>>147076349
Why is complexity so bad?
>>147076230
w-wow! thank you ^^
>>147077414
you need to lose weight
>>147077691
you need to lose consciousness
scary music again
>>147077691
but i'm already underweight...
>>147077917
does that happen when you try to stand up fat boy?
>Join prime match
>Guy on other team is spinbotting from first round
>My teammate says he'll turn on his cheats
>He does
>Their clan tag is OW POLICE
>They claim to have the ability to watch OW reports, and then queue up with known cheaters so they can cheat against them
>They claim he was cheating in other games before this one, and that's why they queued up against him
>They have avatar/profiles full of 4chan (/pol/ & /int/) memes
Honestly the strangest thing I've ever seen in mm.
>>147079191
thats pretty cool desu fa;m
>tfw made a new reddit account to troll and shitpost
The best of feels, already caused massive butthurt with my first post and got 10 downvotes
>favorite community server dies
>try about half a dozen other ones
>they're all filled with braindead shitters, Brazilians and 11 year olds unloading as much profanity over the mic as possible while their parents aren't home
>>147079191
my boys at work
>900 MM wins
>that FPS
>that resolution
GRILL SEX HER
>>147079191
i <3 u
banan
>>147079191
I know there are ways to find out the steamids of overwatch suspects but how do you queue against specific people?
E V E R Y T H I N G
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZPzWsFbGAQ
>>147080197
none of the recording was actually done by him. :(
>>147080197
>tfw Gambit puts more effort into their joke videos about Dosia than they do in actual matches
It's time for Dosia.
>>147080560
the joke videos make more money XDD
Power is E V E R Y T H I N G
really good game so far, eh?
>>147082867
are you being ironic?
>>147082973
no. why do you think i am?
>this technical difficulties shit
What the fuck was that
>>147083614
More time for ads. This is the future of competitive CS.
is it time for vp to throw this half
>>147080197
the whole thing is reference to/copy of the video for "smack my bitch up" by the prodigy
>moe
or
>moo
???
>>147085349
mou
is pasha a dad?
>>147085374
but how do you pronounce it?
>>147085591
moe+ooh
does pasha have tourettes?
>>147085531
Yes.
Married with one kid IIRC.
>>147085771
like uh oh, it's moe oh?
gambit won't make it
>>147085531
hes my dad
http://imgur.com/MV2ZTdT
Guys should I get some of this hot piece of ass?
epic overwatch on e league stream! i play that too along with csgo sometimes
thinking about switching over desu but my skins and 1 knife..
>>147086171
No, like the first part of mouse, it would be like Mow.
>>147086171
moe-uu
>>147086549
Jesus fucking christ what
dosia is so overrated
Is it possible to have a crosshair when I have awp equipped without an external program
>>147088000
FUck off reddit.
>>147088821
dosia is reddit
>le x god dosia
can't get more reddit than that fampais
>>147089847
Whatever reddit.
Now fuck off.
why is pronax the cutest boy?
Guardian has 25 rws this month on ESEA.
In 4 matches as well.
wake me up
>>147090643
thanks reddit
>social eating is now a thing on twitch
Can someone briefly explain to me what happend to VP v. Gambit? Did VP plowed through them or they never log to server?
What are the best anime profile pics that dont get too small in game?
Just got ranked Gold Nova 1 after starting as Silver 4 and 30 competitive wins.
What is this "Silver Hell" people talk about? It was pretty getting ranked Nova so far.
>>147093103
you should go outside
>>147091216
wake me up inside
>>147092921
please respond
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ygtXzT9aQk
mantrousse is our guy right?
>>147095535
>man bun
>our guy
get a clue
mouse
ex-SK
Fside
Faze
CLG
G2
C9
VP/nV
These teams are going to the last chance qualifier. Two teams qualify.
What do you guys think?
>>147096242
g2 and (our guys) c9
I woke up with a weird lump on my shaft
What do magog?
>>147096403
>c9
>our guys
Nice joke.
>>147096242
faze
g2
anyone want a BFK fade 0.007 fv 70/50 fade.
>>147096567
sure
>>147096403
>>147096486
Pointless to make predictions since they're going to split the 8 teams into two 4 team single elim brackets. They might put Faze and G2 into the same bracket for all we know.
>>147096878
70/30* obviously.
your offer?
Anyone want an overpass case for a game or 2 (that are on sale)?
>>147097073
what do you mean offer?
>>147096467
c9 are literally the most our guys guys ever
is it possible to use gambling sites as a trade up site? like deposit 10 $3 skins then withdraw 1 $30 skin? Do they take a cut?
you can try
>>147097217
pala and devve aren't our guys :/
>>147097636
Echofox are more our guys than C9 though.
I think this "NA has better aimers and more skilled players than EU but their team work isn't as good because of the PUG star mentality" is my favorite meme.
dont bother me
>>147100208
>"NA has better aimers and more skilled players than EU but their team work isn't as good because of the PUG star mentality"
who are you quoting?
>>147100408
Hi!
>>147100926
plebbit
>>147101358
you should go back there
>>147101465
fuck you!!!!!!!
>>147101358
you should go back there...
In my opinion, NA has more raw talent, but since we're all worried about rws and numbers with esea, we play for kills and not to win while EU works way better as a team, but not as good in terms of individual skill.
>>147101358
you should go back there
>>147101348
suh dude
>>147101465
>>147101542
>>147101772
stfu!!!!!!!!!!!
>>147102053
succ
>>147101758
NA has more medium-rare talent imo whereas EU has more well-done aim.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST HOW LONG IS IT GOING TO TAKE VALVE TO FIX THIS FUCKING GAME?
WHAT IS EVEN THEIR PLAN AT THIS POINT?
Has there ever any pro posted on /csgog/?
>>147104462
yeah. me
>>147104462
hey its me hiko, i cum to traps because i want to win
>>147104628
>>147104827
sign my profile plz
How is simpleton playing on EU servers from America?
>>147086549
i would suck those titties tho
>>147104390
Valve wants CS:GO to die faster, so they can release the new CS with Source 2.
>>147104462
i'll be pro soon
>>147104462
Steel did for a bit a few years ago before he became reddit.
>>147105578
You can block servers in a way which allows you to play on any country's server you want.
For example if you block all CSGO servers except for Japan's, then you will get on Japanese servers.
Here's the iptable rules I use on Linux to do this, I just comment out whatever servers I want to unblock. You could take the IP addresses and apply them to a firewall on Windows to do the same thing.
http://hastebin.com/exinecokah.vala
>>147106295
I know about this, but he's playing in a german faceshit server right now, with 20 ping.
>>147106385
Wonder if he's in the Neatherlands with the rest of Liquid
>>147106385
its almost like simple said he wasn't going back to america and liquid was just going to bootcamp with them in the netherlands retard
>>147106925
>>147107216
s-shut up
hey boys I've never played a single competitive round in my life, and I don't think a full game at all either haha
was wondering if to jump into this game I needed to learn anything, any basic strats or techniques or rules of thumb or callouts. or maybe I just enter mm and play?
thanks guys, appreciate the help
>>147108446
Go play overwatch.
>>147108616
that game looks gay
WarOwl is our guy right?
>>147108786
You'll fit in perfectly.
why is this thread so dead?
>Wearing my na'vi hoodie at work
>Go to sushi for lunch
>Guy working there says he loves Na'vi, can't believe they (some dota bullshit)
cut my life into pieces.
>>147110136
because nobody plays the game anymore
>>147109160
Think he plays overwatch now because $$$
didn't warowl vids get shit on by pros anyway?
>>147111315
who cares senpai. Watching war owl got me GE
dead game?
obligatory weekly T1 china match
http://www.panda.tv/act/nea2016.html (or open http://pl3.live.panda.tv/live_panda/3ba2f2dea4856d4f47a0e1dae36e27f4.flv with VLC)
>just bought a ticket to ESL One: New York
>>147108446
Play casual, dm, and training maps for 30 hours before mm
Watch pros
dude me too. only going to buy the pins and trying to resell them
what do people mean by toxic?
is this >>147108616
toxic?
>>147112713
>inb4 u get five dust 2's
>>147112815
Kill yourself.
>>147112713
They dont sell the pins at NY
you sure?
yeah you fucking mong. majors only
learn how to quote people please
id rather not give you a (You) to be honest family
>
>>147114897
Looks fucking gay lmao
>>147114897
post dm tracks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1i0w1hawGo
>>147115506
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHP-YcsJlD4
splyce and fgb are starting a fight
thnx 4 free skinez
get your lol on at 4chan.org/vg/csgog
>>147116614
havent had lol in ages there desu...
>>147116614
your link doesnt work
yo, i just got here from csgog. when does the LOLing begin?
>>147116614
get your csgo on at 4chan.org/vg/lolg
>d2
>1v2
>2 ts in b
>hear bomb being planted in corner by window
>run out window
>kill other guy
>turn around and kill bomb planter
wew
>>147118365
i gotta be honest with you, i didnt have a good time there...
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>>147120030
don't do it senpai. I love you,
I Love Saream so Muuuuch <333
shroud literally trolling an esea pug right now and people are okay with it
i don't get it lmfao
bc hes reddit and hes going to be on the front page no matter what happens
>only 5 streams with over 1000 viewers
Holy shit this game is dead.
>>147123736
its 7am tho
>>147123787
it's 12 faggot
>>147124019
it's 22:00
>FGB getting people in trouble
https://twitter.com/FGBcsgo/status/748653814551556096
https://twitter.com/SplyceGG/status/748682640845307904
>>147124274
who is jeremy9000?
steam://joinlobby/730/109775243248812063/76561198308777428
>>147124768
not even replying to me in game senpai
BAKA TBQH
>>147124768
eu/na
ranks
am i getting carried to victory or what
playing with rrrr he's mg1
>>147125238
f u too senpai
>>147124413
splyce manager
i stopped playing this game over a year ago and I was global then and I just played my first MM game and it ranked me in at Master guardian 1
I damn near got 50 kills that game
does valve expect my skill to just vanish like that?
>>147126137
you were welfare global, get fucked
>>147126202
what is a welfare global?
I was global/rank below it in this game since release in 2012
>>147126301
get cucked m8
>>147124274
can I get a jasonR thumbs up in the chat?
>>147124413
our guy
>>147124274
>he gets into rank s with jason r
>"dude pick me for your team"
>jason r passes up fifflaren and picks fgb
>"dude whys your manager being racist?"
what a piece of shit.
wow it said i'd be kicked for 2 team kills not 1 that's gay as fuck
rrrrr sounds like a mexican
>>147128786
you're gay as fuck
>>147128786
well you got what you deserved
>>147126137
its called elo decay
>>147118390
well done anon-kun~
>>147127440
epic cooldown tbhfam
>>147129412
you take the game too seriously lmao
>>147129694
what makes you think that?
>>147129694
>not taking cs serious
silver pleb
Its not summer in south america why is this kid up so late
>>147130230
I'm a neet
>>147130392
>the zoo doesnt have public education
Kek
>>147130945
it does, I'm going to college next year
>>147130230
>up so late
but its early anon
>>147131081
it's 4am
happy canada day
>>147133764
>>147133921
>>147134091
>>147134214
>>147134320
>>147134324
hang yourself
>>147071995
sorry it wasnt that obv for me since i know people who are only in cs for skinz
>>147134995
what a suprise
>>147097708
Most have a rule where you have to gamble X amount put in before you can withdraw, some even 30% but i found a way around it if they have roulette, bet on both black and red right after or soon after a green hit and it will count as x won and x lost (Sorry on mobile)
>>147134995
That was fun
>Revolver
Legit choice or meme pistol?
>>147135751
meme gun in meme game
>n0thing talking about mIRC
Jesus, the nostalgiatrip.
there was before where you can see how to git gud before on /csgog/ where is it now?
>>147006503
where are the harvey links?
>power trips at 13-11 scoreline
>come back on and reconnect
>team couldn't even put a single round on the board and lost before I got back
>7 day comp ban
lovely
>people hacking on public dm, casual and community servers
WHAT THE FUCK VALVEEEEEE
>>147136951
>7 day
>>147137035
everything that isn't MM has a shitload of hackers because of the lack of overwatch
vac is fucking useless unless you're a retard who uses public cheats older than 3 days, if MM didn't have OW it would be completely unplayable
source: I hack in casual when I'm bored
>>147116061
>>147116061
>>147124274
>>147116061
FGB shit got much more ridiculous. He's basically having a mental breakdown on reddit https://www.reddit.com/user/FGB_TV
I have screens of it all that I'll dump when he's done, including one he deleted where he told a guy that ISIS was made for people like him.
Seems like he's drunk. It's just fucking funny that he's trying to get the Splyce guy fired for posting a twitch joke on his public profile when he's doing a lot worse. The guys made himself unemployable lmao
>>147137538
There has been bad blood between us since the coffee room incident. I specifically asked him not to microwave my hot pocket over 2 mins and guess what the fucker does? 2:10 min.
I understand it sounds silly but the whole room heated up with angry stares and remarks.
If he didn't have his friend I WOULD destroy that little white boy.
Edit: Thanks for the support guys :D
>lol wtf is wrong with him
fgb has and always will be a fucking braindead idiot
>>147138631
>mudslime
>not braindead
choose one please
i have 200 euros on a gambling site, i was going to buy a skin for a friend's birthday but i got removed. what do i do with now /csgog/? i don't need skins
>>147138389
I think he's done. I'll make a little collage of the highlights then dump it all.
As a preview: antisemitism, muslim extremism & justifying ISIS (and blaming its existence on jews), asking lawyers if he can sue the splyce guy, calling everyone racist
>>147139104
buy me skines instead :3
but you probably guessed this was going to be the first response didn't you.
>>147139194
i mean other than that, obviously not buying skins for random people
>>147139104
>>147139252
on what site?
>>147139553
csgodouble
im on dat dere faceit grind boys
wish me luck
>>147139634
if you don;t have anyone to give skins and you don;'t want the skins yourself, you should bet until you lose everything
>>147139685
luck :3
>>147139927
i don't bet, i won it on a giveaway long ago
>>147139118
>>147138695
>>147137692
Right when I finished the collage FGB really went in on the anti-jew shit LMAO. Sorry it looks like shit, I'm not a graphic designer
This is getting good boys
>>147139685
have sex virgin
>>147140005
get skins with it and sell them on opskins for real money and/or give them away
What's the best mouse, with the best sensor for FPS games specifically CS:GO?
Price isn't an issue. I want something that won't fuck up on flicks.
>>147140014
recent stuff
>>147140014
>>147140201
This is triggering my desu, why wouldnt the west just ban the fucking towelheads, problem solved
>Fnatic, SK and G2 in the same group
lel
>>147140159
Nevermind, I did some research, is the Steelseries Kana v2 a good buy?
>>147140576
>>147140576
Full FGB dump, though the collage and the second picture cover most of it. Parts of it repeat a little, and there are grabs of his past posts before today, to prove that it was his account. It's obviously him because he streamed himself using the account and who the fuck would hack fgb lmao. Also the site is pretty slow but i havent dumped anything on 4chan in years so I didnt know which is better
filedropper com/fgb2016
>>147140014
this guy
i cant even
like what is he even
any way thanks for the compilation anon
>betting knife finally bet ready
>no good matches today
Jfmtbpwimf
>1 hit kill at any range
>100% accurate at any range
>literally better than a shotgun at close range
>even shows you a zoomed in picture so the enemy is easier to hit
will the OP awp ever be removed???
>>147142416
this is bait
>>147139104
Cash out on opskins
>>147140159
>>147141032
Don't be a retard and buy a mouse specifically for CS:GO. Logitech G502 Proteus is really nice, just the right amount of macro buttons on the mouse, one of the best sensors on the market, not to mention comfortable and with variable weights. Really nice to use ingame as well as when you're just browsing.
>>147142416
this is shitpost but i swear the game would be 10x times funnier if they removed AWP and had scout as the only sniper
sure it's counterable but it's literally a anti-fun weapon
CANT SPRAY WELL JUST GET THE AWP
>>147143117
>anti fun weapon
you fucking w0t mate
>>147143186
it's just not fun in any way to play against
thus anti-fun gun
>>147141287
http://imgur.com/a/OG4NZ
album version that avoids shitty download site
>>147143234
I find it fun as it raises the skill ceiling a lot by demanding that players peek and flash properly according to their opponents' economy.
Of course it's not fun for gold novas like you who just run around every corner like bots.
>>147143234
it gives a whole new layer of strategy and tactic to the game. because you cant just run around every corner but have to gain info about the awp, use your gamesense, out play it as a team
but a silver like you wouldnt understand
i didnt either until i got to a somewhat reasonable level of skill
>>147143983
t. awp using nova shit who can't spray to save his life
>>147144286
leddit
>>147144210
awp is easy in lower ranks because of reasons described above
but only playing awp wont get you far, i have living evidence of this as irl friends
>>147140159
Zowie mice are good
>>147144286
anon you fucking suck as a detective
>>147144448
>>147144334
fucking gottem
>>147144436
>>147140159
steelseries and zowie are probably the most used in cs
i had a steelseries rival but i didnt like how it felt in my hand also it broke very fast
just get a mouse that you like holding and has a decent optical sensor like the pixart pmw3310 or so
pic is my current mouse
>>147144841
that's a GAMER mouse if i have ever seen one
>>147144841
That mouse is literally cringe
>>147144841
lmao @ anyone that paid for that
>>147144952
>>147145017
i have a very ugly grip and this one just fits perfectly
also its very light and i can just change most parts if they break when i throw my mouse around in a mad rage
>>147145121
>i throw my mouse around in a mad rage
>>147145181
my emotions arent very stable
>>147145304
tell me about them
>>147140159
intellimouse 1.1 all you need baka
>>147145304
Who the fuck gets mad at video games are you 16?
>>147145710
anyone out of Nova, baka~~~
>>147146264
I'm LEM and I never get mad
>sleepy making the thread pic some flipshit
nice one guys. worst general.
>>147146264
I'm at LEM right now and I never get mad
Should I rename my AK to "The Holo Cost"?
Current name is "/k/alashnicucked :^)"
>>147146792
>fps: 40
>1366x768
>>147147013
Yeah my toaster ain't too top notchturn off your fucking trip by the way
>>147145410
nothing much to say bout it really
it just goes from 0 to 100 and back in a few minutes every half- or hours
>>147144841
Jesus christ wtf
Heres mine
>tfw this general will be filled with normies soon...
>>147147779
nani?
>>147147885
Major baka
>>147144436
>>147140159
can confirm
got a zowie fk1 two days ago, and was very positively surprised, since i didn't think it would feel any different than my old logitech mx518, that I've had for 8 years.
>bored
>post this on reddit
>https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/4qq4iv/i_drawn_some_cool_logos_of_my_best_teams_you_can/
>get gilded
I dont even go on reddit?
>>147150069
>>147150147
sorry, I'm not wearing my glasses so I skiped it
>>147149943
looks like if electrode was water/ice type
>tfw can't do quick scope ;_;
Would a sudden death mode (Round 31) be a bad edition to ranked matchmaking?
>>147151594
Yes
Draws can't exist in tournaments because one team or another needs to qualify to the next stage.
That isn't the case in MM.
So no need for a round 31 in cases of 15-15.
>>147137538
he's saying he got hacked now lmao
>>147137538
>>147155134
post screen pls
Zowie za11 or fk1?
And why?
>>147157434
A noose.
>>147157516
It's not the answer i expected
anyone wannt kiss dudes with me
>>147152127
>>147153351
>>147154236
kek
reminder to not bet on any muslims at cologne besides scream because they're all fasting
Will ESL finally git gud?
https://twitter.com/Thooorin/status/748917056947363840
>>147160321
but scream's entire team is french
>looking on market
>see cheap skin with a holo clg sticker
>sell my usp so i can buy it
>someone swipes it
is there a worst feel then this?
>>147163739
>see a skin I like
>buy it
>dropped 1/4 of value by the next day
how t h e fuck did spirit lose
are the throwing
>>147165850
atn are a good team and spirit have played poorly recently, why are you so shocked?
>>147165850
Idk mate I bet on ATN.
Cheers.
shox banned when?
>>147166105
too bad ur still poor as shit
>>147166476
Before or after the major?
>>147166624
It would be sick if a pro got banned on stage at a major and they made him sit their with a facecam on him as he realizes how bad he fucked up and his team plays 4v5.
>>147166561
>was looking forward to the new Berserk anime for extra CSGO skillz
>the anime ends up looking like hot dog shit
How will I get good at the game now?
>>147166624
neither, at major, and the public will lynch him
>>147166720
That'd be hilarious but that would look so bad for the game valve would never allow it. I just want the cheaters gone so I can enjoy the matches without being paranoid. Some of the cheating is just so blatant it's impossible to deny
>>147166720
hopefully G2 will be going to ESL Sao Paulo and it will happen there mid-game so we can see favelas disembowel him on stage
>>147167224
there is no valve cheating conspiracy, they are not letting people cheat so they can avoid the embarrassment of it. It's silly to think they are.
If they know someone is cheating and don't ban them it's because they can't prove it. Cheats always advance faster then anticheats. Valve can't just go banning people based on demo review, they can get sued for that shit.
>>147167585
I don't think there's a conspiracy I'm just saying they wouldn't expose someone in the middle of a major
>>147157434
bump
>>147167585
>they can get sued for that shit
someone could try to sue them but I doubt they would get anywhere. I'm pretty positive valve can do whatever they want because they make the game. There's plenty of precedent for this. Every cheater that's ever been banned has said theyre going to sue valve
>>147167585
>they can get sued for that shit.
under what grounds?
who else went all in on our boys Gimme Some Candy?
>play mm
>obvious waller on my team
>kid hacker is raging the whole time
>me and some other random start throwing hard because we find his rage hilarious
>he drops 50
>still loses 14-16
>hear him smash his keyboard and squeal
Way more satisfying than winning lol
This was at gold nova 2 as well. I thought the spergs who can't handle loses would be at higher ranks
>>147172987
now why would you do that?
someone should ask the cool dotards if we can license their top NA team "Cucks for life" to start a full org
>>147173669
because they're norwegian like me.
>>147097636
corn on a fucking hot dog?!
let's do a shitty meme template while there's no streams or matches and the thread is dead
>hours played (1.6/CZ/Source hours optional)
>mouse + sensitivity/dpi
>monitor refresh rate
>resolution/scaling
>favorite map
>favorite team
>favorite player
>>147176313
Why?
>>147176313
>2200 hours , 400 or something on CSS
>2400 and 3.0 ingame (you read it right)
>60hz
>1920x1080
>inferno
>i don't browse reddit
>i don't browse reddit
>>147176313
Or let's not. Nobody gives a shit about your hours played and sensitivity.
>>147176970
yeah we should just continue talking about cuckolding and posting irrelevant anime pictures instead of things related to CSGO
>>147176773
yeah, you dont have 2400 bud.
>>147177107
Yes I'd prefer that. Thank you for your cooperation.
>>147177136
ok
>>147177365
post a webm of you playing. im playing at the settings right now it's incredibly imprecise.
>>147176773
>1920x1080
>i don't browse reddit
>>147177757
you got me, i was lying all this time
>>147177782
>not having 4:3 at min settings to be like the pros
>>147175024
Its a corn dog
lol
http://www.hltv.org/news/18176-ex-sk-bring-back-acilion
I'm new here and I'm a bit confused. Are Fnatic our guys or not? Sometimes you call them Reddit and sometimes you call them our guys. Which one is it? I guess the same goes for Cloud 9. Also can there be several "our guys" or is it just one?
>>147176313
>>hours played (1.6/CZ/Source hours optional)
600
>>mouse + sensitivity/dpi
death adder chroma 800 dpi 1.3 sens
>>monitor refresh rate
144
>>resolution/scaling
native
>>favorite map
mirage
>>favorite team
cloud 9
>>favorite player
dazed
>>147179275
they were ez skines but not so much anymore so reddit can have them
>>147179275
There isn't any consensus.
JW is the only confirmed our guy there.
>>147176313
2.5k
zowie ec1a 1.75@800dpi
120 hz + lightboost
1920x1080
inferno
VP
f0rest
>>147179275
no they aren't our guys. they're all hackers.
gambit are our guys <3
>>147179609
jw is reddit though
leave reddit
>>147179275
our guys
>fnatic
>dignitas
>GODSENT
>mousesports
>Gambit
>Tyloo
>FlipSid3
their guys
>Luminosity/SK
>G2
>NiP
>Astralis
>Immortals
>EnVyUs
>Cloud9
>>147180107
Gambit are reddit.
>le x god dosia :D
Can't get more reddit than that.
>>147180107
this list is accurate
>>147180254
they are a bunch of poor slavs making ez money off retarded american teenage memers
give them a break
>>147180369
This to be real with you famsies.
When Gambit got through the qualifiers you could see it in their eyes. They know they won't do shit there nor do they care but when they won they were ecstatic knowing that the sticker money was pretty much already in their pockets and they'd live like kings for quite some time with it.
>>147180369
That's why Zeus is our guy and Dosia is not.
>>147180254
what?
gambit is vk af
>>147157434
1 more bump
>>147181006
fk1
>>147179996
No is not.
Neck and flush yourself.
>>147180107
10/10
Now we need a graphic one.
>>147180254
Reddit I told to fuck off already.
>>147180107
VP? They have to be reddit because of le ebin biceps man, but i really like snax byali and neo...
>>147157434
fk1 is very flat which is annoying
havent used the za11/12/13 but it looks ok, sort of like the steelseries sensei which i thought was ok except for the laser sensor
>>147181796
got an fk1, i love it
>>147179609
How do you mean confirmed? Also doubt you'd want a hacker repping /csgog/
Guys, memes, rebbit, and hackusations aside, is Shox really that good?
I mean, he was always a beast, but being a beast consistently?
>>147183850
He has different coders, he poses as a semi-pro wannabe and contracts one coder for a month. Around 3000$. After the month ends he drops the coder and looks for someone else. This is just to avoid getting into a contract clause and getting bled dry.
This is why he's good one month and shit another. There's no such thing as falling off legitimately for short periods when you have years of muscle memory and training.
This is also why he hates flusha, he knows hes cheating aswell.
>>147184092
>He has different coders, he poses as a semi-pro wannabe and contracts one coder for a month. Around 3000$. After the month ends he drops the coder and looks for someone else. This is just to avoid getting into a contract clause and getting bled dry.
>This is why he's good one month and shit another. There's no such thing as falling off legitimately for short periods when you have years of muscle memory and training.
A healthy graph of a player's performances does go up and down, this is a trend observable in just about any sport where you can pick out a single player's performance, but obviously less accurate when a single person has little effect on the outcome of the match.
Being inconsistent doesn't mean you're cheating, it just means you're human. People like olof pre-wrist injury were not human, he was just a fucking machine.
>>147180812
Don't forget Gambit's Pringles sponsorship. They're literally swimming in money.
>>147184656
>>147184092
forgot
>He has different coders, he poses as a semi-pro wannabe and contracts one coder for a month. Around 3000$. After the month ends he drops the coder and looks for someone else. This is just to avoid getting into a contract clause and getting bled dry.
Source?
>>147184656
>Being inconsistent doesn't mean you're cheating, it just means you're human.
Not really. You have no idea who or what you are replying to.
>>147184791
You'll find out eventually in the news.
anyone playing with a dot crosshair can off themselves
>>147186317
Steel is a cuck!
Van dapp.
anyone else climbing the A+ ladder?
do we like myg0t or team gamerfood?
>>147189978
It's like half the same people
>>147190708
yeah but who has the better half of not the same people???
how many games of Cobblestone do you think we'll see at this major
>>147100208
>NA players have better aim
What is Shox, device, Guardian etc etc?
I finally got my 10th comp win and got ranked.
>>147176313
>415 go, ~50-100 source (played with a pirated copy, cant be sure)
>razer naga hex, 1800 dpi x 1.0
>60hz
>1920x1080
>new nuke
>cloud9
>ScreaM
>>147191837
>tfw 150 wins
>still Silver 4
>VP has higher odds than envy
wtf
>>147193918
virtus plow
explain THIS gotards
>tfw you make a desperate 50/50 bet with your last m4 howl and win it
our guy YUNG STEW is streaming
>>147195449
>having a Howl
>>147195562
>not having a howl
are you poor or something?
>>147135751
>revolver
Why would anyone use that
is it safe to go all in on JaVi?
>>147196303
Yes. They are literally Na'Vi but with a J.
>>147195640
i sold my howl :(
succ
why can't i pay gaben to get rid of the fucking cooldown
i need to feed my online shooter addiction
>>147196303
>>147196524
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=173&playerid=8998
>>147200990
Because people don't want to play with people that are better than them :^)
So how long until the complete and total collapse of the cs scene?
the only good player on C9
>>147201610
???
>>147202039
whoopsies!
it seems like you posted the wrong player. let me correct that for you ;D
>>147202039
he'll be the best player in the world in a couple more years
Can someone be a lad and post a tbs live stream?
>>147203801
Are you not able to use csgolounge you faggot?
>>147203956
Twitch live stream doesn't have the player cams tho
>>147203956
he asked for a tbs stream not the observer only
is this jigsaw dude still streaming it btw? maybe some Murrican from here who can stream it?
>>147203801
http://vaughnlive.tv/CounterStrikeTV
Will be streaming soon
>>147204217
thank you anon
yours truly, an anon
whos gonna win tonight????
>>147204217
thanks mate
>>147204323
EnvyUs because >Virtus Throw
>all streams down
JUST
>>147204796
https://www.arconaitv.me/teabees/
someone linked this one
shitty quality though
any polacks here? who would be a suitable candidate to replace pasha memeceps?
i got a stream that you guys can use. but most of you are gay anime posters
>>147204879
putin my friend
>>147205001
But Putin is of beings too short for usings of computer
is pasha good looking?
will VP ever win anything again?
>>147205098
Looks much better than me but then again even Dosia and JW are more attractive than me
post em
LETS GO VP
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what happened to semenlar
>>147205329
>hiko
>any clg members
wew
>>147205329
>clutch king
>hiko
love this FUCKING MEME
oh shit, nice
moses is casting again
>>147205329
>fatko
>>147205329
>>147205491
>optic
>fucking leaves
did they just chant arby's?
>Counterstrike on TV
What strange times we live in.
>pasha will never bully you
>>147205939
PAPAMEMECEPS IS BACK
for one map
VP in form geez
did saw them body navi twice but damn
kennis yet to buy armor rofl
oh shit
CS:GO is on TBS?
Anyone else watching this shizz?
>>147206046
he took 2 shots to the chest before getting the flick when he was on that train looking over A...
>>147206104
>CS:GO
and now he missed the easiest shot ever
he's fucking done
What happened to the baguette faguette? I like Moses better but I don't see anything on his twitter
>>147206323
prob removed him because he's biased as fuck with envy
Pasha or KennyS who is the bigger meme?
>It's a Murricans giving away player positions episode
we need anew script writer
>virtus pro fell for the m4a1-s meme
shit
>>147206374
I agree totes
He's a decent caster, but out of the premier casting duos, I've always thought he's the weakest. Even Metuz or Launders I think are better than Semmler. Shame dust got fired. He's an annoying greasy autist, but his autism gets him to have an autistically large knowledge base and his delivery of his knowledge is a lot better than it used to be ~2 years ago. Moses is a God tier caster and sick for TV. Connects with the average viewer than Semmler, reminds me more of a standard American sports commentator.
LETS GO ENVYUS
LETS GO ENVYUS
LETS GO ENVYUS
SCARY MUSIC SOMEBODY HOLD ME
>>147207029
Moses is based as fuck.
>>147207030
VP
VP
VP
This capeshit commercial is so fucking cringey holy shit
And it's on every other break
>>147207262
>tfw watching through csgolounge so no shitty ads for me
people only cheer for envyus because of the kennys meme
my blood is fucking boiling lads
>>147207382
>tfw watching on tv like it was meant go be
>>147207382
Tbh i watch on TV
I've definitely enjoyed the league so far and TBS cares a lot more about TV viewers so might as well support it. I get extra segments and some of the commercials are aight
T. shill
>>147207710
yo like
he
thats the meme gun
>673 replies
>139 posters
its dead
>>147208242
we had about 80 to 90 posters during MLG Columbus
we /alive/ senpai
https://twitter.com/ixmike88/status/749072158383484929
Scary music ;_;
nv will win the next map bc vp is trash
>>147208558
american company supports game with relevant american players
>>147209114
come over and we will hug when scary music plays
TAZ
byali toggle when?
>>147210580
>tfw have to watch the twitch feed because my gf wants to watch dateline
>>147210790
can't you watch it on tbs.com?
Is this crowd drunk?
>>147210951
i am
Virtus Throw
guys i betted nv
>>147211678so did I10 to 0, absolutely brutality
>team ace
>refrag
When will these memes end?
scary music again ;_;
>>147210626
at what point does he just start blatantly locking onto heads
>>147212449
stop posting this terrible meme ????
>>147212449
lil bitch
>>147212549
It's currently the best csgog meme
>Happy aimlocking everywhere again
really
>he fell for the VP meme
Jesus those two last kills were insane
>>147213204
>he listened to volodya
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MlMlI6X8m4
>>147208558
dotards are complete and utter cretins
>dazed only has 200 viewers
ded game...
>reddit won
Smh
>>147210626
look at the last 2 seconds of this clip. that alone should be enough to ban him from events. ridiculous
>>147213721
thanks for 'em, the skins that is
>>147213792
Neck yourself you fucking loser dipshit braindead nigger.
>>147213792
>last two seconds
He's fucking FIGHTING his crosshair from landing on them every MOMENT of the clip.
>>147212508
pic related
>>147214046
he kills the one player and 180 instalocks the other. CS is a joke
I GOT BROADS IN ATLANTA
>>147137213
give me dank cheats, please daddy
>been doing weight-lifting exercises for my wrists for a month now
>now curling 20lbs for 10 reps underhanded, 10lbs overhanded
>RSI that plagued me for ~5 years is almost completely cured
>aim in CS is still absolutely dogshit
I'm sure a significant percentage of you are competent aimers. If a guy strafes out 10, 20, or 30 feet in front of you, you'll hit more than 50% of the headshot attempts. If a guy is diagonally running away from you, you'll still hit more than 50% of the attempts. Hell I miss the majority of my shots on stationary heads, like if I'm entryfragging A site on Dust 2 and the guy is sitting behind the box, I'll just whiff the ez shot.
HOW FUCKING long do I have to DM if I want to hit these basic fucking shots? Are my genes just bad? I've heard stories of people naturally being good aimers after a few hundred hours. I'm 1k hours in and my aim is still terribad.
>>147214631
Working out isn't going to help your hand eye coordination. Go use a training map and learn to react faster. Train yourself to react faster.
>>147214631
i do godlike shit on bot aim training and i always have the most kills in 1v1 serves yet i rarely hit headshots on matchmaking
dazed confirmed gay boys
>dazed is dmg
how the mighty have fallen...
>>147216572
>>147216995
why watch dazed when i could watch stewie
>>147217040
disregard this post
>>147217040
DELETE THIS
i wanna breed ceh9's girlfriend
>>147217040
why watch stewie when I can watch jasonR
>>147056398
You should kill yourself cause obviously you're mentally handicapped due to not being good after 1800 hours.
>>147076794
i knew i've seen him before
>steel says hes a virgin
>>147218134
i wanna be cucked by her. i wanna see her take a bbc in her ass
>>147214046
>He's fucking FIGHTING his crosshair from landing on them every MOMENT of the clip.
jesus christ he literally is. hacking and losing against probably better hackers.
hey guys taking a huge shit.
>>147019020
how is thickness that even possible
>>147217376
this is exactly what im doing right now. dazed is so fucking tilted LMAO
>>147219197
go back to leddddut please
it's so emo dude...
>wake up
>daddy dazed is streaming
>actual gameplay
good day desu
>rush B every round
>win
guess the map
>>147222606
de_cbble?
>shroud fanfaggots who put an esea insider star in their name
LMAO
>it's a dazed is a neurotic jew episode
>>147219042
have sex
How do I make my really good rounds my standard instead of twice-per-half flukes?
>>147225386
anime
>>147225483
lose weight
lmao i just beat dboorn ina pug kids straight garbage
why is this game so awful?
>>147226195
nice toggle
>>147226195
some people are just better on t side
>>147226195
how's cobble treating you?
>>147226072
lmao i beat him again
>>147192045
>get first rank
>sem
>80 wins later
>still sem
>>147227957
Play with good friends pham
Fresh linens.
>>147228071
>>147228071
>>147228071
>>147227539
it's cache and he went full aimbot/wh
>>147032583
>not knowing how to.mute
>>147227957
a lot of people have a slow start