/csgog/ - Counter-Strike: Global Offensive General

gg noob team

why shouldn't i play on native resolution?

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who suprememe.me here

>>146847176
because 4:3 800x600 masterrace

>>146847176
Why do people wonder about this stuff? Does changing your visual settings make any tangible difference?

>>146847382
idk, people talk about stuff like pixel density and low mouse dpi not tracking well at higher resolutions, but i'm too dumb to make an educated decision

>>146847176
no actual reason

>>146848187
Kill yourself for blogging.

Any bets today?

>>146848187
food delivery service?????????????

>>146849432
call for a pizza and mug the deliveryman

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My latest game at Global...

How can cheaters be so terrible?

What is the cheapest good looking knife? Fed up being the only one using the default knife but poor as fuck

>>146849768
vanilla or gut knife doppler

don't touch those shitty camo patterns with a barge pole senpai

S H 0 X

>>146849591
what's your cs rank? smfc and up will use a knife, if you are below use a shotty

>>146850664
Brazil LEM

>>146850760
hmm the deliveryman is probably packing, best of luck, favelaman

>>146850907
I'm not Brazilian, I just play on their servers, but you can use villaman

>lose rank due to inactivity
>go play one mm solo because why not it's just mm
>end up in a lose streak because of some horrible lag and I find out that the servers have been like that for a long time
>get ranked supreme and my autism cant handle the rank sign in menu

thanks 9gag army????

*farts*

>>146852013
it smell

>>146852013
*sniffs*

>tfw I will never get out of Silver hell

I've been a SE for months and every time I get close to ranking up the game gives me a big FUCK YOU and starts giving me nothing but griefers and throwers.

>>146853351
>I've been a SE for months
Then you clearly belong there, Silvers are so shitty that you can easily 3/4v5 if you're better.

>>146853447
>Silvers are so shitty that you can easily 3/4v5 if you're better.
But I still need to plant the bomb sometimes and it's impossible to do that when some 13 year old takes it and throws it in a spot where it's impossible to get the bomb all while he's giggling like a little girl because he thinks he's being funny.

>>146853556
Forgot to add that the matches where I don't have any griefers or throwers on my team consist of nothing but the enemy getting the shit stomped out of them. Like my wins are shit like 16-1, 16-4, 16-5, 16-2, etc so clearly someone whose wins are almost always by that large of a margin deserves to never rank up even more so when that person on the winning team is almost always topfrag or like 2 points behind topfrag.

>everyone keeps saying they're a LEM smurf in my MG games

hey anons

does anyone got saved
kittyplays bikini pics

I hope you gayfags are happy. We are page 10 because you drove all the cool people away.

This general turned to shit in the last ~6 months.

>>146858003
Kill yourself, underage ban evading faggot.

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>>146858041

>add shitty bandaid fixes to combat the awful hacker and smurf situation
>game dies instantly

nice going

>>146848187
lose weight

>>146859639
I already told you I already did

>Get game with AFKer
>Kick em
>Next game another
>Kick
>Reapet for 2 more games
>2 more games ruined
>Your account is on cooldown
For what purpose? It was 4 people agreeing to kick people who AFK why should I be punished? I mean ya only 30mins but still quite dumb.

>>146859751
It is dumb and shows how the devs underestimate how horrible playing with randoms is.

>>146853351
dont play with randoms
add some people you find in mm that you enjoy to play with and meet up every now and then, youll get out of silver like nothing

>>146860443
better add some new stikerz and soundz hurr durr
yea sometimes i really dont get what the devs are thinking

>>146850312
gay

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>its another complaining about me not using a mic episode from a bottomfragger

lmao these entitled KIDS want these CALLS handed to them

i cant

>>146853447
ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED ? HAVE YOU SEEN THE ABSOLUTE SHITSTORM OF SMURFS AND CHEATERS IN THERE? especially in silver 1

ELeague soon.

Go Virtus Trow!

>that new hat

wtf i hate taz now

holy fuck pre-historic counter strike is fucking ugly, somehow people still believe that was better than csgo

lmao thoorin with the bants!! haha!

>coL vs VP

this is gonna be a fucking slaughter

>>146863498
Fuck off Reddit.

>complexity

>>146863629
>coL

You mean CP.

>british cs

>NA team
>2 Bongs

When are they disbanding?

Complexity is going to get 16-0d.

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>>146864463

>spend 5 days trying to trade some skins for keys
>only person that has taken me up on my offers has been Vladimov Ivanovsky trying to scam me

>losing a 2vs4

>4v2
>still losing

reminder jason lake is a pedo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liZhSdV71mU

Why was Complexity invited for ELEAGUE season 1 when they didn't make the qualifier?

>>146865023
Needed somebody that VP could beat

>>146865335
you mean stomp?

USED TO BE EUROPEAN

>>146865023
splyce couldnt make it

I don't understand closed qualifiers. Teams that were invited to the closed qualifiers and lost were invited to the final event anyway.

Huh Virtus Throw!?

>Moses getting a head makeup
Lol.

What is this YUNG STEW meme

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Hello, I learned stair smoke and it didn't win me the game. How do I win???

>>146867542
Buy skines.
Watch more anime.

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would you fuck teen moses?

dephh nose lmao

>>146867542
dont make it obvious that youre a weeb

>>146867793
Maybe.

>five seven
>machine pistol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8AIhorFT0M

Thorin sounds so different

VIRTUS THROW

NEO!

Another game ruined by OP AWP.

>>146869601
Another game ruined by OP Autos.

BuBuBuBuBuBuBuBuBuBuBuBuBuBuBu

why is glock so bad

why is deagle so bad

why is usp-s so bad

why is meme so bad

why is anime so bad

>>146870793
they call me the shitpost machine

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>have weapon
>drop it to pick up same weapon with a better skin

FUCKING
VIRTUS THROW

Why does complexity still exist? Haven't they been hemorrhaging money for the last ten years? I'd rather see 5 globals than the same tired old NA trashcans

>>146870959
make your mind, you want virtus to throw or to plow?

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Why is this game so bad

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Time for Dosia!

>>146871904
X GOD

>>146872038
hello, reddit

>tfw general went to shit after early 2015
i miss my 2014 magog.

>play without mic for almost a year
>get mic today
>play a match to test it out
>go 40 - 12, rank up and unlock overwatch
I thought being bad because you didnt have a mic was a meme...

>>146872736
same

i mean i've only been here for a few weeks but this general used to be so much better
all the newfags are ruining it

>>146873094
i just miss there being actual posters and oc.
the decline started with harveyfag and got worse from there.

>>146872736
It was never good, no board on this website was ever good or non-shit

>>146872736
I miss late 2013 magog desu

>>146872736
i only came here early 2015

>>146873389
it was never good per se but it was never this bad.
>>146873413
same.
feels bad to say it but i miss cacti and tali and all those other cunts.

>>146873538
>it was never this bad
it's always been "this" bad and always will be

>>146873692
>no oc
>dead general
>few posters
it hasn't always been like this and if you think it has you're delusional.

>>146873791
why do you care about oc so much?
are you autistic?

>>146873692
75% of the time it's literally a chatroom for underage shitskin anime fans

>>146874051
Welcome to 4chan, please enjoy your stay!

>>146873925
because it's boring as fuck without.
just the same stale shit going round and round with nothing new to offer/see.

you wouldn't know because you're probably one of the cancerfags who only got here recently.

>>146873791
It wasn't like this for a few months when Csgo was big. That was the exception, this is the norm

>>146874209
maybe you should go to >>>/i/ if you want oc

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#CSGOAWP Dosia
#CSGORIFLER Dosia
#CSGOSUPPORT Dosia
#CSGOIGL Dosia
#CSGOGOD Dosia

>>146874446
idiot.
>>146874323
http://4archive.org/board/vg/thread/77517421
that was the norm for about a year.
random thread from 2014.

>got a CSGO Weapon Case drop yesterday
>decide to open it because I'm a madman
>Fac New Deagle Hypnotic
That's almost a $1 more than what the case itself sells for

>>146874647
hey man you mind not taking my tweets?

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>>146874978
What are you gonna do about it?

>>146874828
you're the idiot, you dolt.

>>146875038
i will report you to the eleague

>>146875105
you're the dolt, dweeb.
:^)

>>146875242
no you're the dolt AND the idiot AND a dork, you idiot.

>tfw you bet on gambit
am I gonna get rich guys? I bet like 0.4$

>>146874828
that archive is literally the same thing as the threads we have now. how is it any different.

>anders thought i was trolling about dosia being a god
fuck you man you dont know anything he is fuck you stop

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pistols>rifles

>losing against pistols again

retard game

why did they pick up devil of all people?

>>146875446
it was a community rather than a thread.
hard to understand exactly what im talking about unless you were there for a while.
>>146875430
oh yeah? well you're a dolt, and the idiot, and the dork, and the drip, drip.

remember when we made fresh OC for fnatic?

that was fun

>>146875959
this is a community, you grodie fucking geek.

>>146876124
no its not, and even if it was you wouldn't be a part of it you basement dwelling nerd.
>>146876123
good times.
d i g n i g s

>>146876226
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=define+community

>>146876226
you need to lose weight

>>146876226
yes it is. just because we aren't all tripfagging/avatarfagging it doesnt mean we aren't a community.

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>its another episode of happy cleaning his nose

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>181 replies
>archived
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>join lobby from friends list
>get kicked
>get unfriended

o-okay

>Dosia coughing on his hand before a high five

>>146877023
i think 181 was the limit back then

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>>146875741
>tfw you ace the entire Terrorist team with FiveseveN

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>>146877520
Hi

>>146877716
I think i played with you yesterday.
whats your rank?

>happy blowing his nose

how do I get out of silver 3? I am bad and play like a bot, any easy way out? I am masters on league but this shit is too hard for me

>happy blowing my cock

>>146878114
Get a brain.

>>146878114
go back to league retard

>>146878227
>>146878232
lmao u fat neckbeards are mad this inferior game is only about luck while League of Legends is THE skill game of the century.

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why is nv so shit?

My god, envy are so fucking sloppy. This looks like MM. Nothing really, compared with G2 last week.

>devil
rofl

dosia is a mouth breather

>>146878487
>not knowing the secret to get qts

>>146878114
post ID and ill boost ya

what is the best resolution and why is it 1280x960

i use 1024x768

Dosia looks like a cow.

>>146849768
flip doppler phase 2

falchion fade

these are the cheapest knives i've ever owned and enjoyed

>>146879260
Our cow.

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new meta?

biased fucking casters that was disgusting to listen to

>>146879656
Semmler has always been biased towards French teams. This is nothing compared to what he used to sound like.

>>146879653
he didnt even get the pick so no

I have $50 to spend on skins, what would you buy if you were me? I'm just looking for suggestions.I primarily use the Pro90, m4a1s, dualies, p2000 and occasionally the AK.

I've never bought skins before so i've never seriously taken a look at all the skins, recommend away pls.

can you activate prime without adding a phone number to your steam account? like if you want to sign your number just to cs and not steam for mobile autenticator and account recovery etc.

>>146880662
Retard.

dosia looks like a fish

>>146880727
my friends wants to play pmm but he's a /g/tard afraid of the botnet so he wants to buy a burner and use it just for prime, if steam is attached to it he might loose access to his account

>>146881135
>if steam is attached to it he might loose access to his account
What?

>>146881283
well if he uses a burner for prime, then throws away the number and steam security is attached to that number then if he gets hacked he can't recover his account since it's bound to a throwaway number he now longer owns, if the number is just for prime if something happens he can recover his account as usaual by email

>tfw your entire team has major champion badges and you're stuck with a 5 year veteran coin

>>146881520
Prime doesn't work like that.

>>146881663
so if he signs the number to prime it doesn't get added to steam security, it's just verified in cs? he can throw that number away?

>>146881806
Prime doesn't work like that.

>>146881806
What the fuck do you think the purpose of Prime would be if you could just use throwaway numbers?

Why is NV so boring to watch compared to G2?

>>146882441
Because they are bad.

i don't mind Semmler but i want to fucking strangle him whenever he says "yolo rush"

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>>146883006

>Valve won't do shit against hackers in the game
>Won't do shit against hackers in pro teams

Pretty epic

>>146883417
>implying they're not the ones making a fortune off the sale of microhacks

>it's another thorin fails to predict episode

RESET YOUR DAMN DEAGLE AFTER JUMPING YOU NOOB!

>>146873538
>never good
It was good until Siz, tali and cacti came and ruined the general
Fuck off back to rebbit

this new eleague music is scary ;w;

>>146885521
ill hold u bbygrl

>dedicated meme workstation

lmao eleague what a joke

map for second match nv vs vp?

>>146886642
All maps are announced on site at the beginning of the day.

http://www.e-league.com/

anders confirmed alcoholist

>>146887291
you mean alcoholic, retard? kys

>>146887703
who care..

>>146887703
shut up, sperg.

>>146888547
>>146888663
kys

>tfw have had insane luck with cases recently

gj showing us what youve got with your (((luck)))

>>146889084
nice delete senpai

>having a red keyboard has ruined all other keyboards for me
Also fuck people who use cz in pistol dm.

>>146889263
>fuck people who use cz in pistol dm.
MADCUZBAD

dat 6/10 qt

Is EnvyUs back?

MADMEN

Why does Envy keep force buying MAC10s?

>>146890216
winning has never been a part of their plan

Don't fucking choke VP.

>forcing at 14-13
only french plays

>>146891290
TIME FOR VIRTUS THROW

>>146891290
>win both pistols
>still cant win in regulation time

Pansy is streaming btw.

Why did that retard not plant?

>>146891882
myfreecams? what's her id on there. Under bbw category?

VP is so inconsistent.
Holy fuck.

*shits on the floor and walls away*

scary music again someone hold me

Why do they use this shit music?

Can somebody post the webm of the two guys standing off on Nuke? One's laughing hysterically at the other waving their gun barrel around the corner at the other?

>>146892606
*walks over, bends down, and smells it*

>KennyS' last name is literally Scrub

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>yfw you'll never get to bend Pansy over, spread her ass cheeks, and place your nose on the rim of her asshole before you inhale as deeply as you can

WHY EVEN LIVE

>>146892931
devve's last name is literally r*ddit

How become as handsome as Thorin

I beat a top 8 Danish side in a pcw on dust2 in 2004 (or 2003 maybe) and haven't played CS since AMA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KF-zUGHLMBE

rate my guide

>>146893398
live without heating

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>>146894703
>that accent

>>146894703
literally you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTD9lIwsO48

tfw have to mute the scary music
tfw no one to hold you

>>146895601
i could put you on hold. would you like that?

Why were they touching penises?

Is Thorin doing lines of coke in the background?

Why does KennyS always look like he is on the verge of tears?

>>146896456
He was born that way.

>>146896456
The clench of the french

>>146896456
It's what happens when you become a living meme

GRILL

>be boi
>have anime avatar
>people say i have a slow reaction time
>they think im a girl
how do i increase my reaction time :c

>>146896838
There was a study done and people who have fast reaction time are said to be premature ejaculators.

>>146896838
>pretend to be grill
>trade cybersex for skins
>enjoy better reaction times

>>146896981
how do i cybersex

>people are spending hundreds of dollars buying stickers and skins on their computer game characters

LMAO

Why would anyone do this? What's wrong with playing with normal weapons lmao lmao

LMAO

>>146897298
What are you poor?
also
>buying skins
>not unboxing them

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smug

I need all webms of Happy doing weird hand signs.

finally i can close the stream and not listen to the scary music again

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what's with this fucking music

>>146897472
I haven't played cs since 1.6, I was just wondering what made people want to waste their money on something that stupid.

>not unboxing them

I don't know what that means. Are they free sometimes? If so, I don't mind.
But are autistic kids asking their parents for stickers and skins for Christmas these days?

L MA O

>>146897747
Sometimes you get droped crates, you can either
1. sell them
2. buy a key and open them
if you open them then its completely random
you can also get free skins via drops, but you never get anything rare out of them.

>>146898026
>get dropped crates
>free skins via drops

I don't know what any of that means. Back in the day you opened up CS and found an FFA server and played a bit.

I'm getting too old

>>146898026
>but you never get anything rare out of them
What do you mean by rare? I saw a M4A1-S Hyper Beast drop in a comp match earlier. I thought that was slightly rare? I'm new, pls no hurt.

>>146897706
I want to fug Fuu.

>>146898517
it means at the end of the game, if you leveled up and didnt get all your drops that week, you can get either a weapon case (that can be opened with a $2.50 key for a skin or sold on the steam community market) or get a skin (that is almost guaranteed to be worth $0.04~).

>>146899292
leveled up? Is counter-strike like Diablo now (I am still living in 2004, bear with me).

>>146899381
Yes, and you get skill points that you can spend on new abilities that gives you buffs and stuff.

>>146899381
In an attempt to fight against smurfs(people who play at rank lower their own), they introduced a leveling system so that the smurfing would at least be slowed down some. You now have to reach level 3 on a new account to be given access to the competitive mode(ranked based matches). After you reach level 3, the leveling system is only used for getting drops.

>>146899768
Almost had me, lad :^)

>>146899996
Oh, thanks. Wow, that sounds pretty good.

>>146900602
no it doesnt

Ok csgog name these titles for any player in cologne 2016 and cloud9

>the best player
>worst player
>most meme player
>player who most likely watches anime
>most handsome
>most ugly

>>146900707
okay i'm sorry

>>146900775
>best player
device
>worst player
DEVIL
>most meme player
ScreaM
>most likely to watch anime
whoever is fattest/ugliest/most socially impaired
>most handsome
Smithzz/shox
>most ugly
JW or flamie

>>146901623
>JW
>ugly
Pick one

>>146900775
>the best player
DOSIA
>worst player
not DOSIA
>most meme player
DOSIA
>player who most likely watches anime
DOSIA
>most handsome
DOSIA
>most ugly
not DOSIA

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>>146901863
i apologize

>>146902215
Good because you should realize by now that JW is the most alpha pro CSGO player. I can guarantee that he destroys so much pussy that even the Chaddest of Chads would be jealous.

...

why would someone cheat in dm

>>146900775
>best player
flamie
>worst player
slemmy
>most meme player
s1mple
>player who most likely watches anime
elige
>most handsome
fnx/smithzz
>most ugly
shara

>>146903826
Because they are no-life faggots.

>>146903826
Got to get good at cheating, mate.

>>the best player
fREAKAZOID
>>worst player
Guardian
>>most meme player
Waylander
>>player who most likely watches anime
Niko (how do you thing he's so good)
>>most handsome
fREAKAZOID
>>most ugly
Krimz

>playing casual
>notice someone blatantly cheating
>someone else on server calls them
>they turn on their mic
>literally always a squeaker

>>146903848
loool flamie looks like he has downs

>>146904207
>playing casual

>>146904702
so ?

>>146904702
>he fell for the 5v5 meme
lmao scared to play real cs?

>>146906424
umm all i play is arms race

How is Richard Lewis still an analyst/host after assaulting someone at Dreamhack 2015?

>>146903826
Reliably test hacks so you dont get ow'd

>>146906710
Fuck off you're not me

>>146906892
Hi leddit

he didn't assault anyone, both he and loda both agree he didn't strangle anyone. The police said he didn't strangle anyone. Low-test Dotard got in his face and RL pushed him. That's it. End of the fucking story. Loda apoligized for making a big deal out of it.

>>146906892
Assaulting (((Loda))) is the second greatest thing the UK has done recently next to Brexit

>>146906892
valves still paying him out to soothe the reddit masses into thinking that "pros are defiantly not hacking, le fat glasses man said so"

>loved gungame in 1.6 and css
>play gungame in csgo
>everything is fucking shit
>the maps suck
>everything is gay

why do they take something that's good and works, and then change it and ruin it?

>>146907256
richard has already said that every pro that he talks to in private thinks that flusha "isn't clean"

try again

>>146907256
He says he's sure pro cheat. You're thinking of Thorin.

this guy on jre what the fucking fuck

100 miles in a day then a half marathon the next day at 48 how

>>146908005
oh shit he lives in my city what the fuck fuck fuck

This game is fucking shit and you are all cancer

>>146909973
fuck u eat a dick

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>>146910147

>>146910147
woah :v

>>146910206
dumb cuck

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>>146910354

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How much are gut black pearls worth nowadays family

>>146910442
feel free to die any time now

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>>146910586

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>>146910464
>gut knife

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>>146911497
>mfw anime replies me

DON'T CLICC DAT MUTHAFUCKIN (You) BUTTON YOU AUTISTIC FAGGOT

>>146911448
are you done yet?

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>>146912062
yes

im quite loving all these cheaters in DM

why the fuck they do it i dont know

>>146912378
they are smurfs. it's hard to get to level 3

>>146912582

i'm smurf which is why my crosshair is stuck on your head even if i dont move my mouse
also i can see threough the wall

>>146912324
good now quit breathing

>>146907289
It's exactly the same, the maps are a lot of the same old ones???

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>>146911948
im not an anime, im a person

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https://csgostash.com/pins

what S2 pin are you gonna get when they hit the market, magog

>overwatch has 3.5x as many viewers as csgo right now
cya idiots!

>>146913420
kys fatso

>>146914420
No one cares about twitch views you stupid nigger.

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I got blamed for this loss because all my team mates died and I killed 4 but died to the last enemy. Cunts kept yelling go long go long while I was goose.
>we had that round but you got greedy for the ace.
>if only you listened
>dammnit orange, you threw this game so hard
>if we had that one round and didnt have to eco the next we could have won

>>146914619
im big-boned, not fat

>he unironically plays dust 11
if you do this please leave this thread immediately

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>>146912672

>>146915578
gomenasai
sayanora senpai

>>146914887
>topfragging
>lose 14-16
>bottomfrag that spent the entire match trying to juan deag (and failing miserably) blames me for losing

SHOX

>>146916045
i played a game on my smurf where some dmg shitter tried to get LE EPIC ONE TAPS
he ended up like 7/19

>>146916304
our guy btw

>>146915578
Aussie servers mate, cant wait for 15 min queues if I remove dust2 at 1am

What happened to the good CS streams?

>>146917864
girlstorule isnt on right now

>>146917864
those with boobs?

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rate my hot hops

>>146920316
reported for using speed jump hacks

Some drunk CSGO kid just cut his finger off trying to cook ramen and is crying on /ck/.

Pray for our guy.

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>>146920316
shit speed u suck

>>146920928
Link the thread, my man.

>>146921331
Nah you can find it yourself.

>>146921331
>>>/ck/7829570

>>146920865
>>146921293
im not speed hacking >_<

>>146921582
no, you speed jump hack, speedhacks got patched

>>146921735
im not doing that either!

>>146922107
prove it

is there anything more retarded than table tennis doubles

>>146922153
well you can clearly see i mess up my hop at the end...so that's my proof

Don't you think it is unfair letting people know how much damage they did to the people after death?

Last guy tagged 90 and the poor sob cant do anything because they know are gonna pistol rush him

guys i don't know what it was

i think i just had an epiphany today with aiming

i was significantly more accurate today then ever before

>watching adren
>teammate tells him he has no smoke
>adren pushes connector and dies to a cat guy
>uhh these noobs can't smoke
>later he's fighting a guy from stairs
>teammate tells him there's a guy behind him connector 2-3 seconds early
>adren dies to him from the back
>uhhh dude I died right as he told me

I can't watch this retard. God damn NA is so shit.

>>146923263
The first ephipany anon. It goes away in a day or two.

I get good for a few days then turn shit. Cant hold it for some reason.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hcutg-Z2Xy8

>>146923336
some people cant admit mistakes and always have to blame someone

10 mins ago on my last game on dust2. I am awping mid doors from T base and have another team mate awping mid doors as well.
I die to the enemy awper. 3 seconds later kills my team mate.

>why would you stand there when you see I am awping
>you blocked me and I died

You are not making any sense, you died 3 seconds later, and I was on the side. How could I block you?

>nah, you blocked me and I died

>>146923263
>>146923658
it happens more frequently the more epiphanies you have until it's semi-permanent. congrats. once it hits that point though the blood of a thousand bulls will not help you.

>>146924045
>playing T side overpass
>we go towards B
>my guy is monster
>I'm watching connector because I have 5 hp and info there's a guy there
>monster kid gets in a battle
>runs out of bullets
>starts trying to run against the wall sideways and dies
>WTF BRO YOU BLOCKED ME

Fucking americans dude.

>>146924490
please don't generalize us, we're too varied. you gotta find your place into a group. those solo queue shits (it's summer too, god damnit) annoy us into forming groups to avoid them

>>146924953
>please don't generalize us

No. Stereotypes exist for a reason. You're shit at CS. Every time I play on NA I get double your kills with quadruple your ping.

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>tfw slowly deranked from LEM to master silver over 2 months
why even live

are jump throw binds allowed on MM?

>>146925161
>I get double your kills with quadruple your ping.
Hey, that's crazy, same for me on EU. It's almost like...

>>146926349
Keep dreaming little kiddo.

>>146925908
uh yea. you are allowed to cheat in mm so why wouldnt you be allowed to use a bind?

our boy dazed is live

>>146926672
he's not our boy

>>146926747
he is literally our boy. he is also our igl.

>>146926849
no he's not!!
he's our dad

>tfw dazed isn't your dad

>>146925294
how does that happen?

>>146926913
do you have daddy dazed sound?

>>146927175
i have this...
http://vocaroo.com/i/s105KpYIarxc

>>146927375
not was i was looking for...

>>146927546
that sounds like a you problem...

>>146926849
steel is a better igl than dazed desu. rip steel

>>146927658
you offer no help...

>>146927691
steel has never been igl baka