/owg/ - Overwatch general

Matchmaking sucks dick.

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xth for robo cyborg cuddles

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I went 2-8 ;_;

Do we >>146949701 ??

Game was literally fine without Rank

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xth for FUCKING STAY ON THE POINT YOU COCK GOBBLING RETARDS.

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what the fuck, i'm level 90 and everyone else is like level 30 in my ranked games
running 4 golds+1 silver with 76 every time, why is this a thing

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Reminder there's a discord for level 60s and above to join to find other decent players

https://discord.gg/RV5YyjX

if you're not 60 you can still join and chat with other people who aren't 60 there's about 5-6 of them.

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7th for streetpig

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I got this after going 7-3, did i do ok?

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>the fucking MANDATORY HANZO PICKER in competitive
>lvl 27
>literally gets 2 kills in the game and uses 1 ult
>refuses to switch


Can we just ban Hanzo from competitive?


Also can we also increase the level requirement for competitive to 75?

>stealth is shit in fps
I want a character that is invisible to robots.

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I finally have an excuse to play characters i'm bad and not care if I do well or not

Can we change the Stats and Leaderboards link to overbuff.com?

Competitive Rank 60 that is.
>>146949937

>>146949451
>you lost all ten rounds but got a higher ranking than me
how
what does this mean

new patch bugged mercy, now you can't switch to blue/yellow beam without the beam disconnecting from the player. annoying as fuck.

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What is it with people spamming healing when they are across the map or run alone into 5 enemies?

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REMINDER:

>ME OOGA
>TEAM BOOGA
>LOSE
>UNGA BUNGA MATCHMAKING

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Hmmmmmmmmm

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>>146949903

4 of my 8 placement matches so far had a ragequitter on my team, all of them were losses obviously
someone help, I'm gonna be rank negative

Anyone here under rank 50?
>tfw 54

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It happened to him, and it will happen to you

>>146950069
You must complete the pattern

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>>146949848
>tfw almost 89
>tfw just 12 more levels until i get to enjoy quicker leveling from 1-23 due to reduced experience requirements
>tfw all those loot boxes
>tfw i'll spend my saved up overbucks (3285 atm) on legendaries i want
>tfw so close yet so far
>tfw it still doesn't make the pain of love go away

>>146950053
>37 year old woman
>draws a teenager

>>146950091
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ju7GSz_pav8&feature=youtu.be

>>146950069
hello sub 50 shitter friendo

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>get a legendary
>its comtesse for wm
I would've rather taken winter over this

>win a game.
>rank up a tiny bit.
>don't even rank up to next level.
Fuck this shitty system, QP is faster and fun than this fucking slugfest.

>>146950091
It won't because I'm not a retard who would play a ranked mode in a team based game by myself.

>Be level 49
>Get 2 legendaries
How unlucky is that?

>>146949937
This just seems like an incredibly pretentious thing to do.

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>>146950185
I played by myself.

>>146950173
>>146950239
>muh legendary skins
go back to /lolg/ please

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How is REAPER so COOL?

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>win the first round in competitive
>problem with the server, get dc'd
>can't rejoin the game even though your teammates are fighting 5v6
>no one else fills the spot either
>get a penalty for ragequitting

nice sick epic i like it

This Sudden Death thing is literally the most retarded thing I've ever seen.

>>146950338
what's the matter, anon? don't like coinflips?

>>146949972

>Playing Mercy King's Row defense

>Our bastion switches out to 2nd junkrat after we lose 1st point

>Switches to hanzo when we're defending tunnel before last point

>Little bit worried but keep him healed and damage buffed regardless

>Literally every single time the enemy makes some kind of big concerted push together, gets a kill or two, and starts pushing the payload straight down the ramp towards us, hear "RYU GA WAGA TEKI WO KURAU" and the entire enemy team get devoured by dragons or abandon the push

We won and the hanzo contributed. The Roadhog + Zarya sticking to the payload like glue did the meat of the work, but those Hanzo ults saved our bacon multiple times

It almost feels like Hanzo's ult was deliberately made strong in order to compensate for his weaker kit overall.

>>146950317
>play competitive
>first game after placements, its rather close
>get kicked from server
>log back in
>no button to rejoin the game
???

>>146950317

no private servers is fine they said

hosting will be better if left to the professionals, they said

>>146950317
>get disconnected during OT in my first placement match (we were at 99, they were are 0)
>reconnect
>my team won the round

>>146950338
the russian map being in competitve is the most retarded thing tbhwyf

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>>146950091
I have stared into the abyss, and it gazed back

I must go deeper. To 1 I shall go, and only then I will find solace.

>>146950185
>implying I played by myself

>>146949972
>playing competitive KotH on Nepal
>Hanzo AND Widow on my team
>we some how win
I don't know how it happened but we won somehow.

It was probably the double Tracers since they had like 40 elims each at the end of 3 rounds

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Place bets bois

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>>146950338

>Sudden death offense
>Go lucio + 5 zarya

>Not a single defensive team in the world can stop us

>>146950421
50

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>get sudden death yesterday
>get put on attack
>1:33 to capture first point on Anubis
>we [/spoiler]_win[/spoiler]
>get sudden death today
>get put on attack
>2:00 to capture first point on Hanamura
>we [/spoiler]_win[/spoiler]

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>fucker plays competitive
>does absolute horseshit on the entire game
>never communicates
>never swaps their useless hero
>end of the match
>"DEFFEAT"
>"LOL itz jus a game bruh XDDDD"

>>146950421
53

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>win round, webm related is mostly why we did
>say gr
>mei on the other team gets angry
>lose game in sudden death
>say ggwp
>mei and tracer on the other team get angry at me and say I'm bad at the game
I had no idea even winners could get asshurt

>>146950421

48

>>146950421
61

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>>146950408
>tfw you win one because some cunt was talking shit and you decide to dumpster his ass

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post yfw MAINTAINING your Competitive Rank means having 75% WR

So far every offense game has been the kind of teams where you get triple widowmaker on attack.

We're also getting really weirdly balanced teams where its like level 20's on one team level 140's on the other.

Why did it get bad. Why are my normal games evenly matched but ranked turned into a shitfest I don't understand.

>>146950421
my last two digits

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>>146950338
>dorado
>playing streetpig
>3-3
>ohshit.jpg
>we're attacking
>enemy team literally keeps us from getting out of base until overtime
>finally make a breakthrough
>push the payload to the first checkpoint in overtime
>victory
>enemy starts spewing shit how unfair the game is
>mfw

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>>146950467
Shit nigga I fucked it up.
I'm still in disbelief that we won both.

wait, so higher is better?

>>146950524
People are saying Top 500 but it's also bugged.

>>146950524

that blizzard is bad at programming and qa

Imagine how much fun McCree and 76 would be to play if the game didn't have forced mouse input lag.

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Wait... did they remove highlights?

>>146950524
it's supposed to show that you're top 500
bugged atm, shows randomly

Does ranked give more XP? Thats the only reason i'd play it

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So wait let me get this straight

You people actually PLAY this garbage game?

Or are you all paid Blizzard shills shitposting amongst eachother to garner attention?

>>146950267
We're all just looking for other decent players to play with.

I like winning games. I want good players on my team

>>146950524
Top 500 ranked, but it's bugged right now, almost everyone has it

>>146950468
But it is just a game.

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>>146950526

>>146950578
Highlights are deleted every time you close the game

>>146950578
No.
>>146950591
http://boards.4chan.org/vg/btbg

>>146950578
No, you just did shit.

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When is ranked mode coming to consoles? This is such bullshit thanks blizzard.

>>146950591

that some weak-ass shit you're bringing to the table

>>146950029
wooow are you serious
that fucking sucks

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what

>>146950578
No, you didn't get any
>>146950560
yes, 1 is shitter 100 is god

>>146950647
it's better to not have it at all

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>>146950526
>In a game with forced 50

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>>146950647
>fps on a console

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>>146950621
>>146950623

Oh right Im dumb

>>146950637

Im 3-0 faggot how bout you?

>>146949848
>old memes edition

dont you have an ironic meme fb page to run

>>146950069
F O R C E D
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>>146950647
Next week

>>146950709
The same since placement, actually.

And I was just fucking with you, your game is probably bugged or something. I don't think it's possible to be bad enough to not get a highlight after playing 3 matches.

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When is the best time to play your placements? Mid-day so you avoid casuals?

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>>146950725

i've got an old meme for you right here buddy

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Have you licked your healer's boots today?

>It shows ranked level next to your portait

Great, never playing that shit then, always cunts who play the LOW RANKED XD card

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I used to think Hanzo took more skill than Widowmaker, but after watching them aim at the ground and get headshots via spread arrows and get killed by arrows that quite clearly didn't actually come into contact with me after the Hanzo ducked back into a corner I see how wrong I was. You don't need to aim with him because scatter arrow is exploitable and gives free headshots and the arrow hitbox is the size of a refrigerator. Just spam away and get free kills.

>my only two losses in competitive were the two games where they had a Hanzo on the enemy team

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300dpi is done, waiting on 600 but it's huge and is probably excessive.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B0_FVwok51GER3BUZlQyYlNmLTA/view?usp=drivesdk

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I haven't been able to instakill squishies/low health characters after hooking them and m1+melee for like 2 days now, I'll hold mouse1 when they get hooked and even when I aim for their heads and they still survive. I read that walking forward helps but it hasn't worked for me so far.
I'll get them after the first shot but it's constantly happening now and it's getting annoying. I thought it might be a ping issue but I'm always around 30, so is it just the people I'm playing against?

If I'm not good at aiming do I have no hope at getting good at offensive heroes? I can kind of do Tracer but I'm pretty bad at Cree and Soldier

>>146950814
No, but I let her suck my dick.

>>146950850
>her

>>146950808
There's trouble in a far away nation

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>>146950832
Did you try the femhog skin yet?

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>2nd placement match
>steamroll hanamura attack
>one in our team leaves
>we hold first point until overtime
>entire team working like clockwork on second point
>synchronized ults, communication
>win 5vs6
>tfw team praises eachothers efforts
>tfw comfy overwatch

Why can't every game be like this?

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>>146950591
Yes anon we are all blizzshills, i would tell you how to apply to become one but i dont want any of my fair share of shekels to diminish, be sure to keep baiting for "(you)"s to attempt to validate the fact you either dint have the money to buy this jewish game or have a toaster for a PC

What the fuck is skill rate? How does it work?

>>146950520
No, don't stray from the path of the shitter!

>>146950838
Just practice aiming.

Why is this game so FUCKING LAGGY? HOLY FUCKING SHIT. What happens on my screen is not even close that what apparently "actually" is happening. This is ridiculous.

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>>146950758

Its coz I closed the game, I forgot you lost them every time you close the client, was me being dumb

You're alright anon, we're gonna make it to 10-0 bruh

>>146950832
>aiming for their head with a scattergun
try to hit them with as much buckshot as possible

Does not matter how hard I try some shitter hanzo/genji/bastion/zen faggot ruins my comp games

>>146950876
Because forced fifty

Be prepared to get that french hanzo main on your team next game who complains when he has 1 second objective time and never used his ult

>>146950907

20tick and just generally garbage servers. enjoy

>>146950926
maybe you should play hanzo/bastion/zen

>someone leaves the game
>game says i can leave without penalty but gain a loss
>decide to play it out because i got a bunch of gold medals and apparently there is some point system
>big minus afterwards anyway

lesson learned

>>146950820

Mate, stupid hitboxes aside, Hanzo is still pretty shit

Near bottom tier character.

>>146950907
20Hz with client side hit detection

if you run around a corner and see an enemy, you will see them much sooner than they see you

this is why you get shot despite being behind a wall and other bullshit like that

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>>146950825
Thanks anon, I've been waiting for this. Downloading now. It'd be better if you uploaded it to mega, but I can't complain.

>>146950951
I thought I was going to be mad about the balance, or the fact that this is a team game and you are bound to end up on a team with shitters, but no. I don't give a single fuck about those things. This 20 tick rate is overshadowing everything else. This shit is barely playable.

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>>146950673
that happens when you don't get to pick a character before you lose. backfills are fun.

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So what's the rank for being above average?

In Dota it's like what 6000-7000mmr?

So in Overwatch it's like 60-70?

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>>146950980

big aside, mind you

>>146950907
>>146950991

let's not forget about the biggest hitboxes i've seen in any game ever

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>Tracers spin emote makes her wink towards you at the end.

Holy shit my dick has never been harder, Tracer is literally the cutest grill to ever barbecue.

Why doesn't 76 have a SINGLE good voice line?

I played a 40 minute match and won after getting placement match and I got about 10% towards the next level.
The level you get is where you're stuck for the rest of your life basically.

reminder that if you want to have a good chance at not getting a hanzo in your game you have to instalock him first, then switch to a character that isn't shit

>>146950526
Only if you're a shitter. Here's how the system works. If the matchmaking system thinks you belong lower than you are you have to work hard to change it's mind. So on average you'll lose more points than you'll win. If it thinks you belong higher than you are you'll gain more points than you lose.

For me I lose about a quarter bar and gain a half bar.

>>146950907
I got grabbed by Roadhog through TWO FUCKING WALLS. I never even saw him.

So I'm 47 and say I want to get to 60, DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG AND LUCKY I'D HAVE TO BE TO GET ON A STREAK.


FUCKING HELL THIS IS WHY RANKED IS GARBAGE.

>>146951021
I'm not so sure, but judging from the threads I'd say 50 is quite good

>>146951021
we dont have a 6-7k yet. its probably gonan be 80-90

>>146950980
not him, but I know, yesterday I played him on route 66 defence, and fuck, that was fun, landing those headshot on the other team Widow and Tracer was helluva fun it's so fucking satisfying

>>146950053
What did he see?

>>146950739
source?

>>146950980
>watch Hanzo aim at the ground and proceed to let the scatter arrow aim for him
>watch him do this again
>and again
>and again
>gets ult every two seconds

Bullshit.

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>>146950919
When bodyshots weren't working I tried aiming for their heads but they always survive either way.
Not to mention how often Tracer/Genji/Lucio and Pharah (if hooked out of the sky) land behind me or to my side when I hook them.

>>146951021
even 3.5k is above average in dota
6-7k would be like 80-90

>>146951060
lose wight

>2-8 in placements because of ragequitters
>rank 43
who /muchbetterthanexpected/ here?

>>146950053
More please.

>be mercy out of position due to spawns
>spy an enemy soldier
>prefire my blaster at head position around a corner in case he tries to chase me
>he does
>ding ding ding
>he dies

nigger you can see the blaster pellets, what did you think would happen

>>146950996
I can put it on mega when i get home, if that'd be better for you. I just had so much space on my gdrive i figure I'd use it for something.

>>146951109

No doubt he's very fun to play but many heroes do his job (And now widow's since her nerf) better

Sonic arrow is probably the strongest part of his kit, the added info from the wallhax can win teamfights

>>146951145
I got rank 40 with 2-8

Guess I'm a shitter

why do I have a golden icon where my rank should be?

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I wanna be the very best,
Like no one ever was.
To stomp them is my real test,
To beat them is my cause.

I will level across the band,
Loot boxes far and wide.
For each Shitter to understand
The sour that's inside

Shitters, (gotta trash them all) its you and me
I know its my destiny
Shitter, oh, you're on a downtrend
In a world I must ascend

Shitter, (gotta trash them all) a heart so blue
My flourish will pull me through
You'll leech from me and I'll carry you
(Shi-i-tter) Gotta trash 'em all

Every challenge along the way
With epic skills I will face
I will battle every game
To claim my rightful place

Queue with me, the time is right
There's no better player
600 DPI mouse in hand, I'll win the fight
It's always been my dream

Eat it nerds.

>>146951062
>not spamming I'M A ONE MAN ARMY as you mow down baddies

Who high sens here

1600 dpi here

>>146951062
THAT'S SIR TO YOU

>>146951062
get off my lawn

>>146951206
>600dpi mouse

fucking DROPPED KEK NERD

>>146951062
>implying you made the cut

>>146951062

YOUNG PUNKS

GET OFF MY LAWN

>>146951230
>DPI =/= sensitivity
hi shitter

>>146951206
>cheating your first day of ranked
You did good senpai.

>>146951004
>barely playable
but why is everyone playing it

Anyone who finished their placement can tell me if it takes individual performance over w/l I've lost 5 so far for joining a group that I shouldn't have

>>146951145

Pretty sure everyone lands in the 40-60 range after their placements.

To get sub 40 you need to be literally retarded, rolling your face on the keyboard, or deliberately losing just to tank your score.

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One for the books

>>146951021
The only way I'd understand a comparison is if someone did a chart comparing overwatch ranks to CS:GO ranks

tfw probably silver

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Guess my rank

>>146951062
>I didnt start this war
>BUT IM DAMN WELL GONNA FINISH IT
>Sprint towards the enemy

Is there a benefit to playing competitive after placement matches?

1 lost immediately puts you down a rank and a win increases the bar slightly, so you need a ridiculous Win/Loss record just to stay at the same rank

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Why doesn't defence matrix stop roadhogs hook? Why does hook CANCEL dm?

>>146951325
27

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>3/5 placement matches won so far
>going to do the other 5 later today

I only time I ever lost was when MMR put me and the two people I grouped with on a team that had the most shitheaded randoms I've ever seen. And even then the forced 50 tried to fuck us up in one of our wins by giving us two randoms who constantly switched healer class until they tried to leave us without one. The first loss was because one of them must have been a br because his internet kept going out.

I'd have another person to team with but one of them gets personally offended if we ask him to play comp for some reason. I just know all my losses are going to occur due to shitty randoms.

>>146951206
can you show us some of your average stats?

i wouldn't mind seeing how godlike you have to be to get 90

>>146950591

>>146951275
dpi is (((one))) means to adjust sensitivity you dumb /v/ contrarian

>>146951179
I really don't mind, the drive download is about to finish so do whatever feels best. I just thought mega might be more accesible for everyone.

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so far so good

>>146951308
Two people I played with got placed 66 and 67 going 10-0

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lost 3 won 7, is this any good?

Not sure If I'll keep playing ranked.

Maps are unbalanced as fuck.
Zarya is just stupid.
Heroes never die completely nulling your team efforts all in one Q.
Shitty sudden death.

Ranked feels like a chore, QP is fun at least.

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>>146950449
>>146950470
>>146950486
>>146950506
>>146950530
10-0 happened

>>146951387
They are not the same thing, dumb retard.

>>146951293

dunno, i stopped.

>>146951293
>world is full of people with low standards
The game is fun but a 60tick server, at least for competitive, would be better

>>146951398
>>146951412
MATCHMAKING IS RIGGED

>>146951406
Get Mei and icicle Mercy in the head from across the map before she can Valhalla.

>>146951412
welcome to the 60&over club
>>146949937

>>146951394
You just jinxed yourself by posting.

>>146951021
A little less, since the highest Dota MMRs go to 9000 ATM.
So, being 60~70 will be more likely to be 5k to 5.5k

>>146951440

speaking of low standards

The thing is if you want to screencap the 10th win, hit screencap IMMEDIATELY after the 10th win/loss indicator pops up. It scrolls off the screen real fast to give you your rating.

>>146951341

The same reason beams and Mei's freeze bullshit go right through it.

Because Dva was made to be a piece of shit and punish waifufags who pick her. Everything about her is terrible- her headbox, her damage, her range, her ult, her health- all of it sucks Winstons big hairy monkey dick.

CUMPETATIVE

>>146951482
don't say that

What'S the penalty for leaving quick matches (non ranked)?

>>146951021
Well if you go here: http://masteroverwatch.com/leaderboards/pc/us you can see rating distributions for people that have looked themselves up on this site. Sure it'll be a bit off but it's a decent way to get an idea where people have landed on average.

Based on the chart I'd say,

>Kill yourself:
Anything below 40
>Functional human:
40-48
>Pillar of average:
49-51
>Above average:
52-54
>Gettin' gud:
55-61
>Pretty god damn good:
62-67
>Esports/Streamer status:
68+

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>Haven't played in well over 2 weeks
>Decide to come back and play a game for the Competitive thing
>Game feels exactly the same, absolutely no differences to be seen

New content when?

This shit is stale as fuck

>>146951403
average

>>146950907
>>146951075
Looks like someone still has Timer Warner's dial up plan

>>146951403
above average

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Anyone have any idea what the white/gold icon that shows up next to your name in competitive is? It's in the place where the dash (-) should be normally in your placement matches. I've had it show up twice then go away each time. Never seen it next to anyone else's name.

>>146951523
I run shadowplay at all times so I'll just pull the frame from that

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THEORY
>Torbjorn is the only non-LGBT character in overwatch

PROOF
>His ultimate gives him F R E E armor just for pressing Q but doesnt give any bonus to allies
Straight privilege, handouts just for existing but doesnt give anything to his LGBT friends

>Openly shows affection for his turret
He's the only character to show affection towards anyone, because LGBT characters have been conditioned by society to not publicly show off their 'gayness'. Torbjorn, being straight, doesn't have this drilled into him.

>Annoying to deal with
Straightforward enough, heterosexual people are annoying

>The ugliest character on the roster by far
Straight cis men can get away with being as ugly as they like because some people will still appreciate them for their other qualities (not sure what those are in Torbjorn's case, but anyway)
He is short and fat, has a drinking problem and an ugly beard. Being a cis man he does not have to put effort into his appearance.

All these combine to mean that Torbjorn is the ONLY Heterosexual, Cis character in overwatch
(barring of course the robots Zenyatta and Bastion, who can't align with any particular gender due to, ykno, being robots, and Winston who is a gorilla and not held to human sexuality standards)

>can't option select out of games where idiots instalock hanzo on attack anymore
this is going to be bad

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>Second placement match
>Hanamura attack
>This guy is on your team

What do?

:^)

>>146951412
the game must take individual skill into account a lot. 9-1 here and i got 68. Friend of mine got 10-0 and got 56

>>146951551
blizzard slaps you on the wrist by just reducing the amount of exp you gain and have to play a certain amount of games to get normal exp

literally nothing

>No stopwatch

>>146951551
none, but doing it constantly doesn't let you get exp until you stop leaving

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>tfw lost three games in placement
>got stomped in one game because my team was full of "lol we don't need to try it's just a game" shitters who were all below level 30
>one because the game decided I didn't want to play and disconnected me
>third one was really close
>rank is 54

>>146951557
yea no

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>>146951551
A paddlin'.

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>>146951596
>Torbjorn is the only non-LGBT character in overwatch
>literally swedish

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>Everyone complaining about insta-lock hanzos and bad players on their placement matches

>I have had nothing but good teammates and even enemies that gave us a good fucking fight for our win

Have you considered that you may be bad and the game is simply matching you with equally skilled players?

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>>146951629
>got stomped in one game because my team was full of "lol we don't need to try it's just a game" shitters who were all below level 30
>in comp
These kind of players should be euthanised.

What does the star under some people's portraits mean?

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>win my 1st and 2nd matches after placement
>rank up +2
>bar gets fucking longer after I win my 3rd match

I guess you guys weren't joking.

>>146951561
Bliz is just listening to the playerbase. Kiddies want esports over content in their rooty tooty cartoon shooty game.

reminder that this game is 60 tick

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>NOW ENTERING: KING'S ROW
>NOW ENTERING: KING'S ROW
>NOW ENTERING: KING'S ROW
>NOW ENTERING: KING'S ROW

WHY DOESN'T THIS RIDE FUCKING END JESUS LORD

Everyone complains about Anubis and Hanamura but this map is fucking awful

>>146951716
This is actually the most garbage system ever.

>>146951705
That they are above 100 level
1 star = level 100 + the number in their badge
2 stars = level 200
3 starts = level 300
and so on

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>>146951570
no

>lost 5 games
>been voted mvp of all of them

i...i dont know what else i can do

HvG (Heroes vs Gorillas) when?

>>146951596
>Zenyatta and Bastion, who can't align with any particular gender due to, ykno, being robots

WOW, that is SO closed-minded, I think I'm gonna be sick, way to be an exclusionary piece of shit WOW I'm so triggered right now

Why is Hanzo even a character? He should just be a bot with a 50/50 chance to kill you. It's not like he's anything other than pure RNG.

>>146951705
It means they're a neet who has done nothing but play overwatch, prestige usually takes 100+ hours.
Hyper neets need to go back to mobas

>>146951761
For me it's Anubis

Nearly every single time I login and find a game that's the first map that pops up.

>>146951737
)You(

>>146951808
git gud

>>146951561
>no hero balance changes
>no new maps, cosmetics, or anything else
>no improvements to quickplay
f u g

>>146951705
1 star is weird person
2 is autism
3 is demigod unable to function in real life

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>tfw rank 46 because getting put with absolute shitters every game

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>>146951778
>>146951778
>>146951778
ooh, are we bragging now?

>>146951737

blizzard claims this, but all evidence is to the contrary

>>146951841
When I have to fight a Hanzo I have literally no idea what to expect. Either I kill him without taking a point of damage, or he shoots my feet and gets a headshot.

>>146949923
I'm 2-3 right now. Im salty as fuck because during ptr i went 8-2

>get 2 disconnects during placement matches
>now have a shitty rating because blizzard can't into rating

thanks

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>SUDDEND DEATH
>you're defending

>>146951596
> He's a certified engineer
There you go, a TL;DR

Lost my first two placement matches, I keep getting gold medals and top 500 thingy yet this happens. I'm tired.

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>when someone on your team picks your main

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>>146951364

It was a joke. It's just a shop.

>>146951845
Honestly the cosmetics is the big killer for me. I already have everything I want so lootboxes are entirely a disappointment now.

>>146951940
unless it's mercy there's no problem. or hanzo.

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>>146951875
lol

>3 or more golds every game not enough to carry games
>finish placements 3-7
>still get rank 53

TRYHARDING YOUR QUICKPLAY MMR TO PRO LEVEL PAYS OFF HEHE

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>>146951805
>triggered jokes in 2016

>>146951886
>blizzard claims this, but all evidence is to the contrary
we know that clients send updates to the server at 60hz so actually all evidence is in its favor

>Finish the objective faster than the other team that also finished the objective
>Still have to do sudden death


????

>>146950647
Never, it is impossible to git gud when playing fps on console, hence no ranked. Enjoy eternity in pleb console hell.

Why is sudden death needed at all?

You rarely have exact the same time capping, so a sudden death would only have to happen once in like´ 928374983274983247 matches

I went 4-6 and got 52. is this good or bad?

>>146951996

so what? the server could just send two out of three packets to null

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>mfw 71

>>146951974
>france university

no one fucking cares, go eat frog legs

>releasing ranked when 80 percent of the maps are retardedly broken.

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So why didn't they just make Sudden Death a team elimination round, where everyone gets one life and the last team standing wins?

It would be perfectly even odds for both teams, reliant only on their personal skill and team composition.

>"Soldier is a direct counter to Pharah"
>Shoot at Pharah in short controlled bursts
>Majority of the shots still whizz past her even when I know they're dead centre

Eh?

>>146951875
nice upload you fucking troglodyte

>>146952061
learn to aim maybe

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expected 50 desu

5 games in and nothing but roflstomps either way. Same skill level, eh?

>>146951957
no ones ever said that to me before

>>146950268
At least it confirms that there's more than the wins taken into account, I had 6 losses and I'm 54 too.

>koth
>guy instalocks lucio
>i'll go mercy and we'll stomp them with double support cheese
>lucio switches off

for what purpose tho

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I don't feel like Overwatch is culturally diverse enough.

Here is my hero idea.

Competitive mode for console when?

>>146952102
welcome to the 60&over club
>>146949937

>>146952101
If I can reliably headshot a jumping Tracer I'm pretty sure there's nothing wrong with my aim. Pharah's hitbox is fucked, I swear it is.

>>146952025
average

>>146951907
>got sudden death twice
>attacking both times
>win both times

>>146952061
>Shoot at Pharah in short controlled bursts
just hold left click down how shit are you

>there are people itt that arent top 500

lmao

>>146952058
Cause everyone will just go with the hero stacking meme. Maybe if it wasn't blind pick.

>>146951907
see >>146950067

My last two wins were defending sudden death in Numbani and Anubis.
git gud

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>>146952142

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>>146952043
>implying i'm at uni
you mean they don't offer these speeds where you live?

>>146951353
46

>>146952048
the only bad maps are assault maps

>>146952128
I played nothing but Mercy, Lucio, and Reinhardt.

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>>146952183
>relying on random spread

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>Sudden death
>Defending
>Enemy team about to reach the checkpoint
>"YOU'VE ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD"
>Molten Core + "FREEZE DON'T MOVE"
>Team wipe
>Win
5-0 WITH MY BOY TORB THE DREAM IS LIVE

>>146952213
are there more of these?

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>Do 26k damage
>No votes

if comp overwatch on pc is competitive dice rolling

what is comp ow on consoles

>>146952058
people already stack tanks on attack because while it's easy as fuck to counter if the defense don't blind counter it with double reaper they can just steamroll the first point before they get back from spawn to switch.

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Got rank 48, slightly below average sounds about right.

>win placement match despite someone on your team leaving halfway in

damn it felt good

>don't care about my rank.
>want the Golden Weapon.
>300 wins of this awful mode with dunning kruger everywhere.
I don't even know what to do any more.

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>EVERYONE'S SHIT BUT MEEEEE
>every thread
>every game
>Literally see anyone discussing overwatch they talk about how smart and good they are and everyone else sucks
>people actually can't accept losses so hard le forced 50 meme comes into existence
>some special retards actually say win streaks make you take more damage and deal less

It's honestly fucking hilarious. This community is just a non stop source of laughs.
Now all the retards that think this is an epic esport have their containment matchmaking. Life is good.

Post rare Dvas

>>146952042
Post screenshots

>>146952142
I literally don't get 80% of what is written there

>>146952287
competitive turret placement

>>146951596
>His ultimate gives him F R E E armor just for pressing Q

i dont understand what this means
its not free, it costs him his ultimate ability, which cost his ult slot and the time/effort spent charging

Tracer is pretty fun to play

>>146952297
>wahhhhh i actually have to work toward something
don't worry you can buy your golden weapon for just $90 in tf2 :)

>>146950912
So many botfags pls kill yourself

>get a good team
>enemy retard leaves
>match cancelled and teams disbanded
rofl

>>146952294
yep I went 5-5 too and got 48.

>>146952183
>Hitting anybody at range by holding down M1

Literally impossible unless you're using a rapid fire macro.

>>146952284
congratulations you shot at reinhardt's shield as junkrat

couldnt identify yourself as a shitter in any better way

>>146952284
>LOL LOOK AT ME I SPAMMED LMB LIKE A SPASTIC RETARD

>>146951892
NO ITS A MASTERPIECE ITS YOUR FAULT FOR BEING A LITTLE SISSY

>>146952284
>voted myself

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>>146951875
>>146951778
>>146951974
Get on my level

>>146952142
pure vibes inna dis badman

>>146952223
>1gb/s download
>3 star

okay bud

sudden death is bullshit

>>146950367
>It almost feels like Hanzo's ult was deliberately made strong in order to compensate for his weaker kit overall.
I've seen hanzo's be complete dead weight, not land any hits or get any kills. Never on objective. Always using sonar arrow for wallhack at the choke that everyone is watching while attempting to get kills instead of for recon on flanks.
And I've seen hanzo's blind fire ricochet into a doorway with nobody in sight and get a triple kill.
Hanzo is less than turtle turd tier.

>>146952360
I guess 50 is a round number that's close to work toward, which is nice.

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>He still complains about his team in competitive
>>146952297
You get a lot of points at the end of the season based on your rank.

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>Arguments Overtards have for people not playing their game
LOL U R POOR XDDD
do u not have moni ;)
ur pc is TOASTER HAHAHAHA

>Arguments normal people have to not play Overly Shit
It's a rehash of TF2
It's made by a company that is notorious for killing every franchise it touches
It has no content
It has no lasting appeal
It will be dead within half a year
There are far better games for cheaper
The game is far too casual
There is no competitive scene and there never will be
The game is not balanced

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>>146951784
come here and share your suffering with us

>>146952284
At least you still voted for yourself, anon.

>>146952313
>some special retards actually say win streaks make you take more damage and deal less
what retard said this I want a link?

>>146952398
Oceania tier

>>146952294
>>146952360
>>146952416
I went 5-5 too and got 55.

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>100-0 the enemy team on first round
>the lvl 26 player says "gg wp team gj" and proceeds to leave
>he thought it's like quickplay

>>146952142
I seriously can't understand Jamaican accents. How in the world do they understand each other?

Post skill rating and your main.
Ill start.
Bastion 56

>>146952424

>>146952430
Doesn't the point cap at maximum speed with 3 people on it? Like the payload?

>>146952458
Your unranked MMR must have been higher.

>played over 100 games with junkrat
>never realised riptire could climb walls
Just kill me now

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>>146949848
>Get the update for competitive matchmaking
>start it up for the first time
>"Hey, might be fun!"
>we lose the first round
>one guy leaves
>everyone else leaves
>this is how it ends up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMEs9UTqe0Q

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if you dont have the top 500 badge you should literally stop posting effective immediately, you dirty shitters