/owg/ - Overwatch General

>>146956419

pic needs more spray-on-tan

I went 7-3 and got 55. What the fuck and I got loads of golds as well. Did playing symmetra on defence too much screw me over? (Didn't get many medals for that)

Last time I bother playing her then if medals determine rank

Xth for tryhards

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I love dva

I was just rated 56.
Does that mean I'm extreme garbage and should uninstall?

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First 10 for Pharmercy.

Rate this week's brawl, anons.

>have 50 minute ranked match

Never again..

Why the fuck can't anyone defend in ranked? As soon as someone defends they just lose it instantly.

>>146956525

That's average, though I got 59 by going 7-3.

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Just finished a 30 minute game of competitive on Anubis. Won with 7-6 points. We were incredibly close to losing. When we won the entire team cheered and yelled for going through that ordeal.

What the fuck just happened?

>playing defense on dorado
>go soldier
>get 5 elims in the first minute
>the game ends
>"Competitive match complete"

???

>>146956542
Above Average.

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>>146956562

OTP/10

>>146956542
It's worse. It means you are extremely average.

>>146956542
nobody knows yet. I'm having the worst placement matches conceivable and the shitters in the 40s are the worst players I've ever encountered, even in beta weekends.

Any hero that even compares to Soldier 76 in terms of fun?

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>>146956540
I'd run a train on D. Va with the rest of /owg/.

>>146956562
10/10, desu.

>>146956614
>Mercy's nipple
DELET IT!

>someone in one of my placement matches comments how quite people are
>Hadn't heard a thing before or after he said that
Are you supposed to enable this on settings or did I somehow disable this?

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WHERE DO I SIGN UP BOYS?

Where my Australian bros at?

>>146956657
Trashmouse

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>>146956419
mercy nooo

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So far, so good. Except the 1st match, got a shit team that also had memenyata as "healer". I don't think i'll take ranked seriously, though, i don't want to go full autism with the 4 core heros that i can carry, i want to memepick every once in a while and have fun.

>>146956657
speed slag

muh rank moba shitters general

>>146956681

>being good in Australia

wew you achieved nothing

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>>146956562
p u r e l o v e

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>shitty dva main costs me a placement match
>look him up later
>i'm much higher rank than him now
Feels good to see justice done.

>>146956657
tracer darting around bullshit

have to get those fuckers in a hallway or you rip your hair out which is probably really fun for the tracer player

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>>146956657
Torbjorn
There is no more satisfying than killing people with a hammer or a well placed headshot rivet
>Tfw killing an ulting soldier faster than he can kill me with two headshot rivets

>>146956657
garbage gerbil

>>146956657
junkrat, lucio, reinhardt, possibly tracer

>>146956657
Mercy

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>>146956681
>Australian
might as well be a console player

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So this is... the power... of competitive Overwatch...

Remindar now that this >>146956320 is happening it's an actual thing
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect

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>Start competitive
>It's our turn to attack
>Instalock widowmaker
>Check career
>70h+ with her, hardly anything with any other hero

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>>146956562
>>146956717
>>146956782
>blizzard has cursed us to a week of nonstop yurifag circlejerking

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>>146956769

>being a low test tf2 pub player

>>146956525
I got 9-1 and was rank 56 im pretty sure its random

>>146956792
I am sorry for your autism.

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>attack on anubis
>decent composition, take rein
>push through the arch and into left room
>kill sym and her shit turrets
>kill tracer that rewinded in front of me
>ult two people kill one
>die
>my team is nowhere to be seen
>spectate one of them
>they are afraid to push because junkrat is lobbing grenades at them
Why are people such pussies?

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Question, after you finish your placements and you get your rank, will you start to rank up through wins/losses or personal skill in each game eg. gold medals ?

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>>146956860
Xth for cute girls!
Cute girls in video games!
Cute girls who play video games!
and just Cute girls who are cute!

>>146956602
> holding last point of Gibraltar as their Zenyatta, Lucio, and Zarya keep throwing ults at us

Ranked is stressful, STRESSFUL!

>>146956867
>>146956772
me being Australian has nothing to do with you faggots getting rank 40

>>146956867
coming from an american rotftlmao

trust me bro, when blizzard forced me into american servers you guys were fucking shit

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>>146956843
Mercy sure would be the most fun in bed

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>>146956930

I legit thought I was on Tumblr for a second.

Why does Reinhardt ask D.Va for an autograph?

on a scale of 1 to 10 how slutty is mercy

>>146956738
where do I unsubscribe from this shitty blog?

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>>146956792

>start ranked match
>cuck bitches about 2 76
>is playing muh kawaii uguu Diva
>calls him out on it
>"she is an offensive tank"

Just didn't bother keep arguing because the game already had started.

>>146956917

You will never gain on a loss or lose on a win.

But how much you lose or gain will be at least somewhat determined by your performance.

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>lose every placement game
>every game afterwards has been a complete stomp on my part
>easily 40+ eliminations a game, gold damage, gold obj time, etc
>end up ranking up every level, but suddenly the ranks stop even though I'm winning
fug

>>146956956
I'm English you mong

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>>146956984
>dva's proportions

wtf nigga

>>146957023
10

>>146956987
Yeah you better get back to /v/ my friend.

>>146956954

I'm rank 58 in Europe faggot.

>>146956930
The only cute one is Dva, the rest are garbage

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how long do we have to wait for them to fix sudden death

>>146957074
might as well be 40 you shit cunt,

how do you even get that? lose 10 games in a row lmao

>130MS ping
>can't hear voice chat at all, despite it being enabled and having proper ports open
>obviously get low rank

Guess it can't be helped. If I knew your rank was about getting gold medals, then I wouldn't have played as a team and just went for fucking kills.

>>146956914
i know how you feel but remember when we playing solo and not talking we are completely relying on instinct

dont expect too much

i know how you feel though
you distract the other team for like 10 seconds a fucking eternity and they never budge through the chokepoint

>>146956604
Some subhuman sack of shit left the game early.

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>>146956602
>alright boys, if we can't defend this last point, then we lose the entire match, any ideas on how to hold it?
>uhh, why don't we try 2 torbs, 1 rein, 1 mercy, 1 sym and 1 bastion
>anon, you're a fucking genius
>mfw we actually win

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Would you eat a blueberry?

>>146957092
Sudden Death isn't changing until Fall season.

>>146957070
I dislike this artist because it's like he's stuck in a chibi art style while drawing full normal proportions

How "required"/recommended having a mic in comp?

Might hit the PC shop next door for a new one if it's worth it.

This weekly brawl is literally what I have been waiting for. This shit is fun as fuck.

>>146957132
is her butthole like dark purple or light blue? what do you guys think?

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CAN'T STOP

WON'T STOP

how long does it take to rank up?
I'm at 40 and want to try climbing to at least 50 before the end of the season but I won one non-placement match and the exp was barely a tenth of a level

>>146957170
>can't hit anyone because everyone is just flying around
>almost no delay inbetween jet boosts

no
its not fun

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C R U E L G F

>>146957092
They said they're rolling with this for the entire season, and they'll change it for autumn's.

>tfw stopwatch is the only acceptable answer but retards can't into it

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This is from a 3-1 loss in ranked.

MMR in this game is a joke

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>>146957132
What about two?

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What's the optimal Mercy setup?
Toggle is great, but not if you want to have Guardian Angel prioritize the target you're healing, in which case you might want to switch toggle off in case you immediately need to let go of your current patient and heal somebody else.
But prioritizing your current target means you can still fly towards them as long as your beam is still connected, even if you can't get direct line of sight for Guardian Angel.

>>146956914
>tfw Junkrat is lobbing grenades at you from long-medium range and you're just letting them whiz by your head

>>146957023
0 when it comes to anybody else.
10 when it comes down to me.
;)

>>146956562
OTP/10

Even Blizzard knows it.

>>146957139

also his faces are terrible

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>>146957210
by the time i was done, the other thread hit the bump limit

>>146957158
in casual pubs, not needed

In serious rank stack, you're going to need it to communicate quickly and on-the-fly.

went 7-3 and got 51, feels bad man
was the top player in almost every game though but had to play with level 25 tards

>>146957227
>can't hit anyone
wow ur bad

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>Decide to try ranked
>Get literal level 20 players who are clearly maining their favorite character
>Enemy team is four ascended guys
>The second I die my team dps drops to nonexistent and they get shoved off the objective by the enemy Reinhardt walking towards them and swinging his hammer menacingly

Fuck my life. I'm going to have to grind a lot of MMR it seems.

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>tfw tired and only need 1 more game to level
>100 exp short

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>>146956889
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
Need to rename the general.

is quick play dead now or what? takes forever to find game

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Watch out! Sexiness coming through!!

how do I git gud at roadhog?

I always feel like I can't hit shit, even though I don't have problem hitting shit with other hitscan classes

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>be me
>be on the way home from work
>listen to music
>Moskau by Rammstein comes on
>start thinking about Zarya and OW
>"I wonder if they'll ever make a Zarya cinematic."
>We will never have an extremely over the top violent Zarya cinematic because we're going for the 13+ crowd

>have song with epic finale play
>Zarya in the back of a military vehicle
>doors open
>russian tundra during omnic wars
>absolute carnage and destruction
>have Zarya live through the gruesome deaths of her comrades
>becomes more and more hateful
>scenes of her stomping defeated omnics faces into the ground and spitting on them
>grand finale of the song
>Zarya infiltrates a omnic refugee shelter kills everything on sight
>ends with a giant graviton surge and her blasting particle bombs into this ball of death and carnage with an expression of pure hatred on her face
why do i even play this game then?

>>146957171
dark purple, sensitive skin is darker because it has more sensorial receptables

>>146957227
git gud homie, not my fault you can't hit anything

>>146957231

the retard in question being jeff kaplan

>>146957158
very recommended, you should be calling out hazards for your teammates on the fly, and typing it out just won't cut it

>>146957319
holy shit she looks like a fucking whale

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>>146957227
>>can't hit anyone because everyone is just flying around

Sounds like you need to get better.

>>146957158
It will help a lot, but it's not completely necessary. I'd say an average of 3 people talked in my placement matches.

>>146957347
thanks for the info

>>146957158
Highly recommend even just for simple callouts. Some of my most successful ranked matches so far had other people with mic. I say hello during setup and then call out flankers, ults, etc.

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>>146957132

yes

with GUSTO

>>146957117
I know, man, maybe i just expect too much, when i'm playing offense i keep close eye on my tank, to see if he distractes enemy team enough for me to kill someone

Is team ranked different from solo ranked?
can I ace my placement matches by playing with friends on voip?

>>146957367
By "an average of 3 people" I mean an average of 3 people per game, not overall.

>>146957351
Nah, the fanbase is fucking retarded as sin too. Every competitive Overwatch match that uses stopwatch is full people like like "LOL SO ANTICLIMACTIC" or "WHAT THEY ONLY CAPPED ONE POINT AND WON????"

Those are the idiots Blizzard wants to cater to and we'll never get stopwatch because of it. Feels like shit. They're just gonna keep bouncing from stupid sudden death mode to stupid sudden death mode and nobody will ever like it.

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>tfw POTM cuts off before the 5th kill and makes your 5K look like a 4K

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So I'm guessing shitters will go full denial like >>146957293 or just avoid ranked like >>146956769.

>bought the golden axe for blackhardt
>now I have to win 300 games again to buy the hammer for Stonehardt

Fuck me.

>>146957373
much obliged

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Who would our boy Doug play?

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>>146957319
Mei is for rough dickings.

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So why is it play of the match instead of play of the game?

>>146957440

>Waaah, stopwatch is so anticlimatic!
>muh overtime
>the sudden death "solution"

And remember; people who are anti-stopwatch are allowed to vote.

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Maybe i should have waited until i had played more but i think i did ok for a solo player

>>146957310
every competitive game with a rank/ladder system suffers it
>>146957304
Don't do it, you will get 3 whites and 1 blue and you will regret it

>>146957338
god damn anon
why'd you have to do this

>tfw you will get the animated spray because you're never going to be on the top 500

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>>146957338

it's funny how they, on the surface, made zarya the tumblr le special snowflake character but in reality she's the least tolerant, most anti-slacker anti-SJW character in the whole damn game

not to mention she's a close second to Reaper on the edgelord scale

>we will never get a girls night out cinematic with tracer and zarya and widowmaker picking out a dress for zaryaa date

JUST

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next match is guaranteed to be a loss right?

>>146957425
Yea but if they carry your ass while you do fuck all you will still get a shit rank. Some supports in pro teams got like 55-56.

>>146957331
In my experience, the hooking bit is fairly easy. The shotgun is the more nuanced part.
>Shoot for the center of mass with LMB against tanks up close
>RMB at midrange can one-shot if you get the distance right
>Lead your hook shot slightly

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>>146957527
Because it's at the end of the match, not the whole game.

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I'm genuinely curious how people went 10-0

Went 5-5 with these stats playing Pharah

do you get a comp point for each completed match or only for wins?

>>146957671
I have cancer

>>146957338
>Zarya goes into a tundra
>dies instantly because the omnic war is just a bunch of people against a massive Bastion stack

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I dun it

Is QP and ranked MMR separate

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>chill its just a game

>>146957558
fucking right? the current sudden death mode is both anticlimactic AND unbalanced/rng based. cool fuckin stuff.

at least this season is only 1.5 months as opposed to the standard 2.5.

>>146957727
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End ur lyfe.

>retards can't even push the first point of anubis
yeah no I'm leaving

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>>146957659
wrong pic

How do I deal with Reaper and what team comps should I have in mind for koth?
Most of the placement matches I lost were on Lijiang/Ilios.

>>146957498
What

There's no way you already played 300 ranked games, I mean it might literally be impossible

>>146957716
And not just any bastion.
Robot bastion's with pinpoint robot accuracy.
How anyone stopped them is beyond me.

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>>146957671

that last panel is cinematic as fuck

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>>146957338
Fuck man when are they going to make a fucking overwatch TV show I would sell my testicles for that shit

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>>146957671

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>nepal temple
>take zarya
>just doing zarya things
>my team of genjis and hanzos is all over the map
>contesting point, we are actually doing pretty good
>enemy lucio comes, pushes me off the point to my death
>same thing happens two more times
>he gets a card for 3 enviromental kills
I'm such a shitter

>>146957781
so they are changing to stopwatch next season?

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>>146957638
>that thigh

What is the highest amount of competitive points you can get to buy the gold guns per match?

>>146957747
Ranked uses your QP hidden MMR for the placement matches, then you are on your own

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>first ranked match
>fucking anubis
>both team win defense(obviously)
>loose because of the shitty sudden death
Can you quit once you realized you joined an a/d map? I already avoid every single one of them in quick match.

>>146957638
plastic surgery could probably get rid of that hideous scar

>>146957779
Why don't you?

>>146956419

>That subtle tan

I love it

>>146957693
Literally premades or getting lucky. No individual amount of skill is enough to get 10-0 and people who got it will eventually go down.

>>146957815
They haven't said anything about what they're doing for next season, but it probably won't be stopwatch. They seem very adverse to it.

>>146957804

good news fellow STALKER, blizzard already made a Warcraft movie, so I'd be incredibly surprised if they didn't make an Overwatch one within the next five years

Went 6-4 and got 52. Friends got 50 and 48, am I being dragged down? I had 3golds each game too.

>>146957667
the point is to have a team working together.
we're all average at this game but if we're coordinating a whole team via voip it'd give us a big edge on people not doing that

>>146957671
>trunkrat

oh lord

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>Just realized I've been saving all the Junk x anyone art that's ever posted here
what's wrong with me

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>>146957896
>They haven't said anything about what they're doing for next season, but it probably won't be stopwatch. They seem very adverse to it.
>mfw

>>146957693
luck of the draw or they played all premade during placements. most competitive solo queue online games come down to whether the RNG happens to gives you more fucking idiots or the other team more fucking idiots. that's literally all it is. especially in a game like this where you can't really solo carry

>>146957338
fuck i want this

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>>146957638
>it's funny how they, on the surface, made zarya the tumblr le special snowflake character
How? Because she's really buff and has short pink hair?

Everyone gets upset over how "muh sjw" are trying to censor games or whatever but you're the ones judging and automatically hating a character based on her haircut

>>146957727
now you can join the 60&over club

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Why the fuck are Widow mains so reluctant to change?
For fucks sake, Widow/Hanzo in KOTH is almost a surefire way for a loss, and they start bitching when you tell em to swap.

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I'm a cute girl but I'm bad at Overwatch how do I become a better player? ;_;

Where do you see how many comp points you got?

>>146957815
>With that in mind, we’re looking at a variety of different, longer-term solutions that involve removing the coin flip and Sudden Death completely. For example, right now we’re exploring ways to allow for matches that would otherwise result in Sudden Death to instead resolve in a draw where neither team wins or loses. In that situation, our goal would be to make sure the match still felt rewarding for both teams, and that players could walk away feeling like it was time well invested. It’s important to remember that the removal of Sudden Death/the addition of draws would accompany the format changes to Escort and Hybrid maps, which means that draws should be VERY rare overall.

>>146957779

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzpndHtdl9A

>>146958019
L O N D O N
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>>146957934
shouldn't be a big deal. Just finished two matches as solo and it placed me with people as low 48 when I'm 54 (team average 51)

Is double Zarya the new meta?

is it just me or is soldier 76 the most broken character right now?

>does shitton of damage
>effective at pretty much any range
>easy as fuck to play if you're not complete trash at aiming, and even then you can just spam in the general direction of your enemy
>ult is literally an aimbot
>heals for both you and your team
>sprint button
>doesn't really have any counters

>>146958019
NUMBANI
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you can't rank up if you lost right?

its impossible is this correct.

>>146957942
Anon, you aren't looking forward to Blizzard overthinking the next contrived and unnecessary form of sudden death? What, do you not like a good climactic ending? Silly.

>>146957983
I mostly see the "hurr sjw bait" on /v/. /owg/ has grown to understand the lore behind Zarya's char.

>>146958081

Him and Tracer are cancer personified.

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>>146958019
K I N G S R O W
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>defense on dorado
>they reach the destination
>attack starts
>half the team fucking leaves
>still get it to 95% of the way to the destination

Leavers are fucking scum and should be severely punished. This shit has happened fucking 5 times and now I'm 1-7. Why bother with this shit

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What's the LITERAL counter o tracer putting her ult bomb on you????

Trying to play some lucio rn add me
battletag: patrickewing

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>>146957983

yep, everyone bitched and moaned a little but she turned out to be a Russian Narionalist lmao

with that in mind she probably hates yurifags as well

I however have accepted our lord and savior, cruel gf, into my life so zaryas not my first pick

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>Good friend picks up Overwatch
>Pretty decent FPS player
>Joins my other RL friends team that have great Overwatch objective and map experience
>New friend picks Hanzo
>Hanzo
>Hanzo
>Widowmaker
>Hanzo
>Not on objective as time runs out, dies to obvious ult call outs, can't hit shit
>Lose many games in a row because it's 5v7 basically
>He's not killing them
>He's feeding their ults
>Experienced friends all bounce out
>Literally soloque is heaven compared to this suffering

HELP
What the fuck do I do?

>>146957789
Pls resbond

>>146958034
well that sounds better. Really, the only situation that can't really be covered by the Regular Points System, Stopwatch, or Distance Pushed are Capture Point maps where both teams fail to capture point A

>>146958156
nothingpersonelling or shielding

>>146958116
If it's anyhing like hearthstone you will have to cheese your way up or have so much luck you will better go buy a lotery ticket.

>>146958116
>you can't rank up if you lost right?
it's impossible to gain ranks

>>146958156

>Tracer
>counter

Pick one.

>>146958156

having >400 hp

>>146957578
I wouldn't sweat it.

I got 45 as a solo player. Never heard a single person talk or coordinate attacks. I think it's impossible to get 55+ as solo queue.

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>running 5 Reinhardts and a Mercy with friends in competitive
>8-2

This really shouldn't be allowed, but damn is it fun.

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Blizzard should make a hero based on Walter White, the hero, which shall be known as White Walter, would create health packs (Like how tor creates armor, except he doesn't need scrap) that would offer a variety of bonuses, such as increased speed and damage. He'd use a pistol and his ultimate would be to poison all the healthpacks on the map, leading to instant death to the enemy team should they take them, but after a period of time the effect would disappear. He' also create "Labs" to produce health packs, kind of like a dispenser.

>>146957105
some people like playing healers

but as for me, I KILL

>>146958156
Backpedaling into the middle of your teammates and then iceblocking.

I fucking hate Mei players so much.

>>146958156
pick reaper or mei and going insta invulnerable is pretty much the only counter to that

>Start game
>Screen is fucking black
>Alt f4 and reconnect
>Game still cancels and gives me a loss even though the countdown hadn't ended

Thanks Blizz

>>146958284

reaper pls

>>146958156
be Mei/Reaper/Winston/Zarya and have your free out of jail skill off cooldown

>>146958156
Zarya shield or Mei ice block or Reaper smoke or get gud and don't get stuck

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When did you realize Mercy is literally the best waifu and nobody else comes remotely close?

>person on the enemy team leaves
>game ends
>it counts as a loss for me

What the fuck

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>>146958156

>still no Roadhog fixes

Blizzard just doesn't care, do they

>>146956930
>Phara wearing pants

I am triggered.

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>ranked play of the match is literally just the enemy Reaper walking directly into our team alone face first and getting five kills in a row somehow

Why do these people even play video games

im not gonna go all waaaaaah im better than my rank im good everyone else is bad but i feel like if the matching system works then my next games after placements shouldn't be complete stomps.

but they are. completely insane stomps like the enemy team is level 20 and we're level 120. 5 games now.

anyone have any vids of people clearly cheating?

>>146958392
>no dick bulge
I'm surprised

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>>146958392
Don't get me wrong, Mercy is cute, but D.va is the true waifu

>>146958423
I play for fun bro, calm down

why do yurishitters ruin everything

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>>146958392

She is not pure though and already taken by 76. Pharah on the other hand...

>>146957509
Soldier or Widow, obviously.

Went 3 win 6 losses and got 60 lol

>>146958482
>>>/v/

tsundere hero when

What's the most damage you blocked with Reinhardt?

>>146958448
what rating?

>>146958456
there are videos of surelock and taimlock but im pretty sure its just a shitty blizzard's potg bug

>>146958392
>doesn't have any Swiss German voice lines
It's not like I'm expecting her to say Chuchichäschtli or anything, a gruezi would be good enough.

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What is this white thing?
I'm on my third placement match.

>>146958506
Doesn't add up to 10 my man

>>146958531
40,000
Enemy team was six junkrats

>>146958392
shes too old

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>>146958392
Good boy anon, now bend over...

Is pharrah less stern when she's off the clock?

>>146958414
What about roadhog needs to be fixed again?

>>146958392
When I thought about how even though she's Christmas Cake, her medical voodoo or whatever it is probably means she's still extremely fertile.

>>146958019
Trannies aren't real girls

>>146958559
a bug

>>146956897
M-maybe she'll be really good....

>>146958559

You won the game of life, congrats.

>>146958559
read the fucking threads
this has been asked at least twice every fucking thread

Won 3 lost 7, ranked 48. Stomps all the way. I think i will stick to being shitter in quick play, this wasn't fun at all even when on winning side.

>>146958531
Almost 40k on a King's Row placement match

>>146958579
wouldn't even doubt for a second desu

>>146958448
Overwatch's revolutionary matchmaking hard at work

Don't worry though bro! It's okay to get stomped as long as you have a game where you stomp them in exchange because both of those are totally more fun than just a balanced fucking match

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>>146958392
Tracer is literally perfect though

>>146958572
you are too young

>>146958559
a bug. It's meant to show Top 500 players, but atm it's bugged and will randomly show., and other players won't be able to see it

Should I even bother with competitive if I play alone, and my toaster can't keep a stable 30 fps at lowest settings?

>>146958579
B-but I have to shit

>>146958128
> my Tracer comp KD is currently over 12

kek

>>146958592

>hook doesn't magnetically aim itself
>shotgun doesn't instantly kill tanks
>heal has too long a cooldown
>ult takes too long to charge

He could use about 300 more health and some armor, too.

>>146958128
tracer is atleast fairly squishy and doesn't really do any damage from distance, roadhog hook + left click or 1-2 pharah rockets and she's dead

>>146958656
>Don't worry though bro! It's okay to get stomped as long as you have a game where you stomp them in exchange because both of those are totally more fun than just a balanced fucking match

literally got me to stop playing. fuck you jeff

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>>146958392
Why would you tell lies on the internet?

>>146958638

I know right? All of my matches have been about just picking Reinhardt, Lucio and Mercy and them just dodging everything until time runs out.

Such fun, huh?

>>146958693
Yes to the first, no to the second.

>>146958392
In terms of sex: Mercy.
In terms of cuteness: Tracer.

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>>146958448
>waaaaaah im better than my rank
>tfw afraid im too shit for my rank
why did i try so hard in placements, fuck me

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>people complaining that mcree sucks after nerf

just use mouse1 bro

https://streamable.com/101g

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>playing Mercy
>jump off a height
>*click*
>pic related

EVERY FUCKING TIME
THEY DID IT ON PURPOSE I KNOW THEY DID

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>>146958658

>Tfw not in an open relationship with cruel and speedy gf

JUST

>>146957578

Thats the average ranking for solo players.

>tell my team to change what they are playing because they picked literally the most stupid fucking shit in the world
>they don't
>we lose hard
"i had gold!!"
>mfw people think having a gold medal means they did good when they lost hard

god I wish I could see all stats. Having 1 kill over someone else in a stomp does NOT mean you did well. You tagged someone for like 30 damage you fucking clown, that gold medal means nothing

fuck I wanna see all stats so bad

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>>146958459
>D.Va will never give you this look

>>146958081
he is but the "he's just le jack of all trades" meme keeps him safe from nerfs for some damn reason

it's okay to be good at EVERYTHING if you're just the second best at it

>>146958175
you're the shit friend for not grilling his ass for picking dumbshit HERPDERP SNIPER heroes
at least your other friends bounced instead of ripping apart your buddy who is brand new to the game

>>146958392
>no hulking dick

N O T C A N O N

>47
>GET TO 48
>BACK TO 47
>BACK TO 48
>BACK TO 47
>TO 46
>BACK TO 47
>BACK TO 48
>BACK TO 47

THIS SYSTEM IS SO FUCKING DUMB.

>>146958490
>She is not pure though

why would you want a pure waifu

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>>146958773
>open relationship

Disgusting.

>play competitive
>teammate chooses D.va
>receive free loss

Tracer doesn't even need to kill people to win the game.

If you're distracting even 1 person from getting on the objective, you've already won.

>>146958156
Darkness, your old friend.

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>not only did ranked increase the fun and playtime of overwatch for me
>it also increased the amount of me yelling at my monitor
loving it

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>healing 76
>Tracer runs up on me
>"76 BEHIND YOU"
>"76 THE TRACER BEHIND YOU SHE'S KILLING ME"
>"TURN AROUND PLEASE GOD HELP"
>he never turns around

Thank you ranked

>>146958342

i feel your pain anon. I literally got killed that way my last game.

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>Tracer will never be your submissive little fucktoy

Tracer is the cute girl you take on fun dates to the carnival and she gives you a big hug and blushes when you win her a teddy bear

Mercy is for breeding, wifeing, and going to nice dinners with while you plan your futures together

>>146958856
He's not getting nerfed because you need to be extremely good to make him look broken.

>>146956903
keep feeding me your tears

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>>146959002
>Submissive
It's shit tim.

>Lucio
>Get roped by Roadhog for the 800th time
>Push off for the 797th time
That's got to get real fucking annoying

I imagine similar bullshit occurs with Mei or Tracer (neither of whom I play) but their abilities have longer cooldowns than the apparently .05 seconds it seems to take soundwave to cool down

>>146957170
Agreed, having a fucking blast. Will miss it when it's gone.

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>>146958902

how else would you date both lad

>>146956419
>overwatch is casual trash

Where did this meme come from?
-No regenerating health
-21 different characters each with 3 abilities and some with alt-fires too.
-Requires teamwork
-Competitive mode with ranking system.
-Rewarded for headshots with almost all weapons.

Is it just the art style? Really faggots?

>>146958885
they should implement rank 47,5 just for you m8

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>>146958803
>People literally, unironically, in the year of our Lord two thousand and sixteen pick Torbjorn on KOTH and pick Hanzo when we have no supports
>People will pick all flankers on Defense or pick non-flankers and just run around doing fuck-all anyway while Rein stands there with his shield up contesting getting his shit kicked in because their team is actually going after the objective
>People will spend a whole match teleporting across the room right in front of them as Reaper and running headfirst into their front line instead of dealing with the Genji all over our fucking flank and will then bitch and complain that their team is garbage

dead dove do not eat

>>146959054
>Lucio
>fucktard roadhog keeps hooking me through walls

hitscan am i rite guise

>people who can't handle losing, playing ranked, complaining even more about losing

lmao

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epic

>>146959002
>OY MATE YER GIVIN' MAI COOCH QUITE THE GOOD OL' RUB'A'DUB-FUCK-A-BLOKE INNIT?

The top 5 heroes by winrate are Symmetra, Torb, Lucio, Bastion, and D.Va.

What the fuck?

>>146958885
hardly, it just means you've found your spot on the ladder.

>>146958081
That's the thing I liked about TF2, there was no such a character that would be your average CoD shooter guy

I feel like he doesn't fit the game at all

>>146959005
so tracer cucks mercy?

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BRING IT OOOON

>>146959061
>-Requires teamwork
nigga just pick reaper and W+M1 everyone

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>>146959002
Feels bad man

>>146959058
>Wanting to date Windowlicker

>>146956782
post more

>>146959131

People noticed that you can just stack D. VA ults to cap points.

>>146959008
no, you just need decent enough aim

soldier has the best consistent dps at basically every range you can fight in this game
pin point accuracy full automatic hitscan rifle
pharah's M1 on a cooldown with a better splash
some of the best mobility in the game since it's not tied to cooldowns nor has a duration
40 hps aoe (mercy's singletarget is 50hps, lucio's BOOSTED heal is 40hps for 3 seconds)
aimbot ult
standard hp for offense classes

so yea fuck that soldier is busted as fuck and has no real counters because he is a top tier fighter at any given range. there isn't anything you can exploit about him that is tied to his character, all his "counters" are just regular squishy character shit except this fuck puts down a pocket mercy and has 170 to 340 at close to mid range

>>146958761
B-but I can't 1v1 every character in the roster anymore, therefore McRee sucks!

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>>146957227
You'd love Tribes then.

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>>146957807
What kind of dating advice would our boy Roadhog give him?

>>146959161
how many accounts do you have bro?

just stop hacking

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guys we need a healer!!!

>>146959090
i've begun to interpret hooking through walls on a whole new level after seeing the hook literally go through a wall to grab me as opposed to the usual i get hooked after rounding a corner / from a rooftop with nothing but my name tag visible

literally hitscan in the center of the screen

the chain and animation and all that shit mean nothing, watched the chain rip straight through a fucking pillar to grab me

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>endless waves of tracers genjis and meis stealing all fun from the game

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WHICH HERO IS OBJECTIVELY THE BEST KISSER OF THE ENTIRE GAME?

>>146957129
This is exactly why Overwatch is dumb. The chances of having the coordination and team setup/strategy to overcome a comp like that is slim to none; i.e retarded.

>>146958414
That angle snapping during ult it even more annoying than hooking dudes behind you

>>146959161
You're an army of one!

>>146959208
He is countered by tanks, specifically Zarya and maybe hog

>that feel when you have a really great match
>everyone is calling out players, giving updates
>everything goes perfectly

Okay, if more ranked matches were like this I'd enjoy it more.

>>146958803
>playing mercy
>get a single blaster kill
>gold medal in eliminations
>hold it the whole round
>teammates complaining over the mic
>about how terrible each other are
You're all playing classes designed to kill people and haven't killed a single person. Get off voicechat. Stop trying to act like it's everyone else.

>>146958965
>Get absolutely stomped on Lijiang Tower
>Play of the Match is their Reaper running straight onto the point and blasting our team to death one by one
>They don't even so much as look at where the damage is coming from they literally just keep firing at the rest of his team even though they fucking watched him walk towards them and start shooting

It's fucking unbelievable. Do people really have tunnel vision that bad that they can be taking half a health bar worth of damage in under a second and believe it's coming from that Mercy/Rein they're shooting at? It's kind of unnerving.

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>>146959285
Widowmaker

>>146958885
What are you expecting, to rank up suddenly without having gotten any better over the course of one fucking day?

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I finally won one placement match.

This makes me happy.

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How am I doing?

>>146959256
one_______________

>>146959229
>no Tribes armor for Pharah

missed opportunity desu

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>>146959175

>not liking cruel gf

tracer is the superior gal but wew lad imagine the kinky stuff blueberry could do

>>146959341
>no emotions
>good kisser

>>146959362
how many gold medals have you gotten?

>Get placed 61
>friends want to play
>lose first two matches hard and drop down to 60
>afk as soon as the second match ends

Holy shit, that was brutal.
I think I'm just gonna wait until they give up and we go back to Quick play.

>>146959321
there is nothing about these "counters" that counters him anymore than they counter other <200HP characters

his dps is not tied to a downtime or certain conditions, his dps is top notch at any point, any range in the game. how does zarya even counter him? because of her ult? tough shit zarya ult basically shits on pretty much everybody, that's why it's such a long CD

>>146959340
>lijiang tower garden as lucio
>enemy reaper ports to the window, he's 100% gonna ult
>my ult is at 80%
>gtfo through the other window
>come back and ride the pillar until my retarded team respawns
NO NEED TO THANK ME FAGGOTS

>>146959362
better than me. Went 4 wins 6 losses and ranked 48. Lost 1 solo then won 3 solo and got up to 49.

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>>146957231
Well that was SUDDEN of them!

Lol seriously Blizzard, why even have a PTR when you allow shit like this to get by?

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>endless waves of tracers genjis and meis stealing the fun from everygame
>the only thing I can do is switch to junkrat and spam on a wing and prayer
>tfw

I've had enough