/owg/ - overwatch general

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>>146902882
>>146902903
>>146902945

>get in game
>playing defense
>meh setup: 1 mercy, 1 roadhog, 1 pharah, 1 junkrat, 1 zarya
>do you want me to go lucio for double healer or do you just want me to go damage?
>"just go whatever you want"
>ok
>goes soldier 76 for having a midrange damagedealer

>game starts
>enemy team is running double winston
>change to pharah pretty quickly because got no chance as soldier obviously
>retard 1: why two pharahs noob
>"pharah is good against winston"
>retard 1: report anon
>retard 1: report anon
>retard 1: report anon

>we're losing because team is shit
>retard 2 (mercy): FUCKING NOOBS YOU GOTTA STAND ON THE OBJECTIVE SO IT DOESNT MOVE
>"we can't, we get killed if we get close"
>retard 2: NOT IF THE ENTIRE TEAM GOES IN AT THE SAME TIME
>retard 1: report anon
>retard 1: report anon

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If you only solo queue I'd wait a while before trying ranked

>yfw
>first competitive game
>Hanzo/D.va/Zenyatta on Lijiang tower

>>146904561
fuk off blogger

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WHO HERE

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best girl alert

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>tfw you love Pharah

Who designed this stupid ass ranked system
So we lose the first round.
Then the enemy team attacking only has to take the first point to win the entire game?
What the fuck it wasn't even sudden death
Why wouldn't they have to take point B?

EU still isn't fixed. It ain't patching.

Should I main Hanzo in ranked? He is useful on every team comp right?

how can I get the max fps on this game? I've turned everything to low but still only get about 120-140. I'm so used to a constant 200 on Quake.

>>146904616
>fav drink
>milk

more like semen

>>146904561
subscribed!

So guys, did you win or lose your first placement match?

Won here.

>>146904616
>fav season summer

Discarded.

Weekly brawl is so fucking boring

Ranked is full of retards already.

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Post overbuffs!

>>146904561
nice blog

>>146904616
The problem is youre such a mongoloid that your opinion literally carries no weight. In fact, your lack of experience and input significance is such that it actually detracts from any meaningful conversation. Your opinion is akin to a black hole of dumbassery that envelops and destroys absolutely anything of significance that comes near it by sheer virtue of its existence. Your participation in any thread genuinely lowers the quality of said thread and reduces the quality for all posters. So please kindly fuck off and let people that matter have some discourse here. 4chan doesn't need more shit posters than it already has.

REMINDER TO THROW YOUR PLACEMENT MATCHES FOR QUICK GOLDEN WEAPONS

>>146904636
works for me but i'm in the UK

>>146904616
>Her hobby is drinking "milk"

0-2 so far

one of them went to sudden death but the 2nd was a fucking 3-0 stomp on nepal

>Playing ranked unironically

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EJ_QarIUqI

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Clack

Clack

Clack

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>>146904616
What are these
God tier choice of Waifu though
Perfect wife and mother material

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They all just gave up 10 seconds into us getting the point

>>146904636
Im already playing on EU lol.

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>0-2
>it's ogre
>we somehow manage to flip the table
>3-2
>MVP
>now I have this white thing on my portrait

CAN'T STOP
WON'T STOP

>>146904778
The problem is youre such a mongoloid that your opinion literally carries no weight. In fact, your lack of experience and input significance is such that it actually detracts from any meaningful conversation. Your opinion is akin to a black hole of dumbassery that envelops and destroys absolutely anything of significance that comes near it by sheer virtue of its existence. Your participation in any thread genuinely lowers the quality of said thread and reduces the quality for all posters. So please kindly fuck off and let people that matter have some discourse here. 4chan doesn't need more shit posters than it already has.

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>>146904616
Why would you give the wrong height when that's one of the things that's official?

>>146904604
>>146904673
>>146904761
They asked me a question you fucking niggers


anyways, ranked is going to be more cancer than LoL

>>146904851
>83% 10 seconds in
you dont say

>>146904893
what's her official height? I'll have to fix it, then

>>146904879
>playing ranked under prestige
Its another game really.

>>146904583
>Implying this isn't the best time to go into solo queue
>All your fucks have been sent on vacation
>You're hauling hundreds of buckets to collect all the tears

Anon its like you don't know how to have fun with SUPERSRS MLG kiddos.

>>146904851
poor guy

>join game
>enemy team has level 8
>literally everyone else is 60+
>call this shit out because it's fucking stupid
>"i bet he's so much better than you anon"
>"god anon you're so fucking garbage"
>end up winning

Am I the only one who hates that people so far fucking below get put with people so high up? Fuckin stupid man

>>146904851
Does leaving give you a loss? What if you just close the client or pull your ethernet?

>>146904934
That's when they started to leave. First it was two guys that joined together then their reaper.

That Lucio was the only guy that stuck until the the last 10% of the match before he left too.

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>>146904971
5'7"

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>>146904616

>same month as me
>one inch shorter than me so i don't have to bend down to kiss her on the cheek
>also likes to drink

i love Mercy so much.

>>146904616
What font is that and where can I get it?

I'M ALREADY 0/2 FUCK THIS SHITTY MODE.

>>146905069

It's literally impossible for a level8 to play ranked. Right now ranked doesn't display stars. He was level108 or 208 or maybe even 308.

>4 golds in first comp match
> i'm literally the only one who knows you can stand on the payload to stop it from moving

>>146904851
I wonder if this means near-empty comp games will give me more opportunities to boost achievements with pubs.

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Are you going to care about Comp?

>>146905127
it's an italicized version of big noodle titling. the official use in-game is at a more extreme angle, though

WHO /2-0/ HERE ?
4 GOLD MEDALS I WAS RIGHT IM THE ONLY CONSTANT

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>>146905009
>griefing because you can't git gud

It's just a game right?

>>146904909
That was in a different thread, it doens't carry over faggot.

solo queue makes me want to kill myself

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>Get shit on by a really good team a few nights ago
>Look him up on overbuff
s-s-so how about that forced 50% guys?

>>146904656
lookit this loser

>>146904489
can you still choose the prefer player option or was that removed with avoid?

and if so how do I do it?

>"genji is shit on defense"
>go genji anyways
>end up carrying my shit team
>go genji on offense
>we stomp
>people still fall for the "character is bad on defense/offense" meme

PS4 when

>>146904583
>tfw you'll never group with soe

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>competitive mode isn't 5v5
>your placement matches will be ruined by widow pickers on KOTH and attack
>solo queue will never be fun or viable

>Symmetra is boring
>but she's one of the best heroes in the game

fuckkkkk

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>Winning the first round of a KOTH match post update
>"IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOU JUST WON THE ROUND, WE ADDED A BIG FUCKING SCREEN THAT SAYS YOU OWN THE ROUND!"

>Playing ranked
>When maps are basically forced and you can't leave or else you will get penalized

L O L im not playing with such unbalanced maps

>get in comp
>disconnect before it starts because ddoZ
>1/10 matches played
WOWWWWWWWWWWWWW

>>146905297
I hate people that think the tags mean anything.

>>146905297
Not hard to do good with.

>a teammate has left
>you can leave this match without penalty
>it still counts as a placement match

>>146904627
because you failed to take A and they succeeded

which makes them better than you

welcome to comp

>>146905149
Except I wasn't playing ranked. This was about a week ago

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>KOTH is a thing in comp
>to make it worse it's best of 5 in comp

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>>146904616
fixed

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>everyone playing ranked
>mfw I'm only level 20

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Now everybody is a Zarya main.

Like fucking hell man, I feel stolen of my waifu.

>>146904616
>126 lbs at 37

>finish a 5 round KotH
>All that XP
>1 comp point

I'll never buy that golden hammer, am I?

>>146905342
Widow is arguably better on attack.

Enjoy being a shitter.

>>146904749
Where can you see this?

>level 28 on my team picks hanzo
I hate this fucking game so much. Ranked needs to start at level 100, or at least 50

>>146905443
>symmetrical game modes are bad for competitive

>>146905257
sure is hard to leave games before you can lose.

>First ranked game on volskaya industries

HAHAHAHAH FUCK YOU BLIZZARD YOU CUNTS.

I got 4 golds as mccree and we still lost.

>>146905545
o pik hanzo every round fuk u

>>146905354
lmao

>>146905397
Yes, that's what "without penalty, but with a loss" means. It'd be retarded if someone could leave a losing game so their five teammates could dodge it. The harsh leaver penalties should take care of the issue pretty quickly.

>>146905559
That counts as a loss, and he's part of the top oceanic overwatch team.

His whole team is nuts.

First comp placement match is 2 hanzos, and one of them rage quits a few minutes in.

Wow this is off to a great start

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>get level 25 yesterday
>join competitive right away
>pick mercy and only use med pistol and heal no one
>everyone on their mics are losing their shit
>get absolutely slaughtered
>ggwp ;)
10/10 update

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>>146905179
No. Quick Play already has salty as fuck players I can't imagine how mad the MLG ESL "skilled" ooga players will get when their team loses and they start blaming me since I'm not a pro at FPS games/didn't follow their genius strategy.

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>>146904839
Oddly satisfying to uncover each of those spoilers one by one

>>146905521
It's 300 fucking points.

Assuming a 50% winrate, that's 600 games of BO5s.

You're playing 1800-3000 rounds for one cosmetic.

I'm crying because of my OCD need to have everything unlocked.

Game won't fucking update

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>146905480
Just be better than them, I don't know how many Zaryas I've had switch mid match because I kept kicking their teeth in.

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>>146905480
You and me both bro.
>tfw shitter friends are asking how to play her

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>Def Route 66
>Get steamrolled and they win in a matter of minutes

>Attack route 66
>Steamroll them and win in a matter of minutes

>Coin flip
>We get put on attack for sudden death

>May as well have just given us our placement match result there and then

How do you even defend route 66
Felt bad for the enemy team getting a loss on a coin flip but BM'd them in match chat anyway

So how does this work when someone on your team disconnects?

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What's his best voice line?

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>>146905653
>this is me
>mfw all that sweaty greasy neckbeard rage and tears

>>146905714
>I'm crying because of my OCD need to have everything unlocked.
>at the absolute very least, 37800 matches (if they don't add another hero, that is

>>146905823
Beeple

>>146905217
>I have to grief to feel good about myself

Anon most griefers are already confident in their skills, however good or bad they may be. The insecure babbys will be the one crying about how it's not their fault they're so inferior.

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>>146904616
>Milk drinker

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>PS4 Servers back up
>Still no update for Ranked

>>146905453
You make these? What are they for?

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>>146905702
Heel clacking should not give me this much of a boner.

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well it seems I'm already feeling burned out from overplaying overwatch.

So how much ranked points do we get a match?

do we get points if we still lose?

>>146905823
Doo Doo Wee

>competitive isn't highlander
why is this allowed

I'm about to go 0/3 great game here lads.

>>146905839
I KNOW!

Stop reminding me!

Do the comp points increase once you finish the placement matches?
The golden weapons aren't season only, are they?

>>146905823
beep boop

>>146905823
Hee Hee Hoo something

>>146905865
Yeah Beeple is the one I use

>>146905890

They said console is getting it next week

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>7k xp for a ranked match

>>146905714
You guys realize there's a lump sump at the end of the season based on your rank right?

>mfw looking forward to competitive purely because it means I can play vs other solo scrubs like me in quickplay more

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>tfw gonna make it

God fucking damnit

of all the days my computer chooses to die on me

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>>146904616
>Is motherly, caring, and all-round nice person
>Seeks safest behind capable tanks
>A weakness for kissing and anal

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>3-1 in placements so far
>none of them ahve been infutiating
I'm going to where I belong lads

Honestly they should just make the game uninstall if you lose more than 4 of your placements. There's no way players that bad can be healthy for the game.

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T E A M
K
I
L
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>first comp game
>on fucking hanamura

Even if you try and attack you lose. I hate this fucking map

Alright I'm doing placement matches and I have one question since I''m retarded didn't do PTR.
What is the yellow and white symbol next to my level supposed to mean?

>>146905992
Yes, they only last for a season

>>146906072
>>>/woo/

WHY ARE PEOPLE PLAYING RANKED WHEN MAPS ARE UNBALANCED AS FUCK ON ONE SIDE


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>YOU CAN LEAVE WITHOUT PENALTY BUT WITH A LOSS
FUCK YOU BLIZZARD

FUCK YOU TO FUCK

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>>146906136
GOT THIS IN THE BAG
50+ HERE I COME

>first placement match was a glorious cooperative stomp
>afraid to play another and ruin the mood

>>146905285
removed

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>>146904839
>>146905702
>>146905914
im not sure anymore how to feel about the heels

>>146906259
Retards caring about "Muh golden gun and poor spray/icon". Move on.

>>146906259
Because you play both sides, idiot

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how do i read overbuff?

>>146906072
>>146906221
>/woo/

>>146906056
Yeah but how much could it give per season? I really doubt it'll give enough to buy a whole weapon by itself. And even then, you probably could get 300 wins done in a week or three instead of waiting a whole three months.

It'll be something like "Top 100 players get 50 points", "Top 500 get 25", "rest of you get 5-10".

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>>146906365
Heeling stream engaged.

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It keeps happening

>le healslut le whore xD
is there a meme more cancerous?

>>146906292
How bout you play the fucking game babby? Leaving in quickplay was already retarded, with any luck they'll make the punishments even harsher for leaving so faggots like you can stop ruining this game.

comp looks scary
will people yell at me if I dont play tank?

>>146905354
>playing comp while DDOSing is in effect

brought it on yourself, retard

Is anyone else's masteroverwatch not updating? Mine is missing about a day's worth of games

So we get the ugly spray and icon just by participating in Ranked?

>>146906053

Yeah the exp in ranked is ridiculous.

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>>146906297
YOU CAN DO IT ANON.

>>146906410
You are the idiot. Even if it ends in a draw lets say on Hanamura, the one getting the defense will always win because of the unbalanced map that

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Temple of Anubis is literally the worst map in the entire fucking game

every single comp game should take place on Numbani or Hollywood, they're the only balanced maps

>>146906504
People who leave too much get banned for a season. Hopefully it won't tell them when it's about to happen and just ban them.

>>146906519
yes but who gives a fuck if some neet gets mad at you

>>146905913

Do you even HuniePop, bruh?

>0-2 already
Boy do I love first day ranked fuckery.

>>146906481
I want her to give me a footjob

>>146906610
How are KOTH maps not balanced?

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>tfw don't give a fuck about comp mode

Can't wait for weeks from now for poop sock kiddies with gold guns come back to quick play and become furious george when they die like a bitch.

>golden sword genjis getting up-fucking-set about dying to non-golds

>>146906502
What sucks is that if it's still 0-0 when someone leaves, the match automatically ends and nobody gets points.
>10 minutes into first game
>one guy leaves
>everyone gets kicked after 30 seconds

>>146906649
You chose to press that button

>>146906519
No, but they may leave, giving you a loss anyway
So it really doesn't matter, until you've done your placement matches it's just like quick play

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>>146905914
I don't even have a femdom fetish or anything, it's just that clacking
That clacking signals a presence
And that presence is Mercy
Instant hardon

BEST OF 5?
DAMN NIGGA
did fucking 24k healing

>>146906519
My matches have been pretty laid back so far, got 2/0 so far, just go for it

>>146906136
>>146906502
Yeah okay, this is just fucked up. Losing games because your entire team decides to bail? Fuck it, I'll play ranked once they fix this shit.

where's some mercy getting BLACKED porn?

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>>146906503
>Cancerous
If it gives me more stuff to masturbate too it's a pretty solid meme

>got the game 3 weeks ago
>big surprise, I'm shit
>don't feel like playing comp because I'll just drag people down
>can't even access competitive games

Well, at least I don't have to deal with the temptation.

>>146906610
>Temple of Anubis is literally the worst map in the entire fucking game
Nothing wrong with Temple of Anubis.

>Numbani or Hollywood, they're the only balanced maps
Honestly, I get really sick of the meat grinder of the first chokepoint with the archway and computer rooms. It's just Hanamura A in disguise. Still alright maps though.

>>146906685
Same here. Literally 0 fucks given for weapons, i just want new skins and glitches fixed.

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>Keep getting queued against this guy even with avoid player
>Avoid player is now gone

kill me

nice comp blizbabbies

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>>146906502
>dat Hanzo

>>146906690
Only on koth, maybe

see >>146906136

>>146906519
In our last game we had this dickhead who refused to swap off genji in 4 maps of koth
so annoying

I like how comp is full of people too stupid to use PTR and now I have to play with complete shitters. I lost my first two placement matches because of idiots.

1st game:
>Dorado
>on defense
>2 torbs and a mei

we got rolled obviously, I was also the only person above level 50 on my team

2nd game:
>numbani
>2 people leave after we capped the first point

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Anybody have that video of Junkrat fighting reaper, then the junkrat just randomly ults in the middle of the fight and detonates his kill wheel then says something like "worf" or some shit in chat?

>>146906502
>mercy on attack
I'd leave too if I had such a retarded teammate desu senpai

>1-3
I AM BETTER THAN THIS

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>146906867
>me unga
>team bunga
>lose game

>>146906502
>genji
>hanzo
>tracer
You got real lucky that the enemy team left.

>>146906769
Grow a pair anon. You'll end up at a point where you won't be dragging anyone down and along the way you'll raise some motherfucking blood pressure.

>>146906647
Evidently not, mate
Would you be helpful and inform me?

>>146906690
I was in a KOTH game where the entire enemy team left and we got the win instantly with points

Same with a payload map on King's Row

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>finally got the Shutout achievement
>on Anubis
>in Comp

wew

also the fuck is this

>>146904839
>clack
what did he mean by this?

>>146906806
Give him some of the hot monkey dick

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The only thing i care about this update to be completely honest.

>>146906970
the achievement was bugged before

Always 4 stack and 2 randoms so far.

>>146906619
>Hopefully it won't tell them when it's about to happen and just ban them.
Unfortunately not, blizz said that they'll receive increasing bans, with the longest being the rest of the season

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>>146906904
HERE WE GO

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>>146906895
>mercy
i mean mei but whatever

>>146906936
>>me unga
>>team bunga
>>lose game
>shitters leaving left and right during games on both the losing and winning teams in competitive
>shitters don't exist meme
great shitpost though, keep it up!

Question from a quickplay mewbie

Why do people say Hanzo is bad?

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>all chats turned off/muted
>comp solo and play my best in peace

I really don't need 15-year-old nerds telling me what needs done play by play during a match. This game is not difficult or complex. Hope my fun isn't killing yours.

Never payed attention to the PTR. What do I need to know about ranked before starting on this?

so if you lose on attack you can still win on second round if you defend the first point?

>>146906970
I had that too, I was wondering the same thing

>>146907067
>team bunga I swear

>>146907007
cant, his team protects him because they know they will automatically win games if they do

just to be clear you only get that purple currency from comp wins right?

Is comp better than quick play?

>>146907067
Mei was on defense

We were on attack

>>146907015
????

>>146907104
yup

>>146906753
Fuck off cuck

Ok so I got 75

Not bad. Near the top still at least.

>>146907036
So what they'll do instead is just sit in spawn moving every now and then, terrific.

>>146907114

>>146907116
Sounds kinda like you suck dude

if you do less than 2500 damage as a mercy when reinhardt is on your team, then you arent playing the game properly

>>146906949
Shit man, my blood pressure is the reason why I'm not good with team games.

>we lose
Furious at myself for obviously fucking it all up and damning the entire team

>we win
I obviously got carried hard and had fucking nothing to do with the win

I just wanna have fun while playing videogames but my own standards keep me from it.

>>146907147
You also get a lump sum based on your rank at the end of the season

>>146906975
squish

hear some heels

>>146907082
>t. hanzo main

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YEEES I JUST GOT THE GOLDEN TITS SKIN

>>146907189
nah, that doesn't count for the AFK manager. if you don't damage an enemy, heal a teammate, etc. you still get kicked for AFK

>>146907015
Fucking finally, I always got distracted seeing a friendly Reaper's teleport trying to figure out if it was an enemy or not. I'm probably just retarded.

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KEK. Poor guy. All his team ragequit after we basically steamrolled them. Two of them left before we won. The other three quit after they saw the other two had left.
At least he was pretty cool about it. He still tried to play.

>inb4 Spanish
>inb4 Lvl. 30

>>146906503
Pure Waifu is best waifu

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>>146906904
STEP INTO THE DOJO

>>146907176
don't insult me, I just want some good porn of my waifu

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>>146907157
The shadowstep effect was changed to a violet one instead of the usual red one like in webm related.

>>146907157
Friendly Reaper teleport is now drowned purple instead of blood red like enemy Reaper teleports

>>146907082
thanks for being the cancer anon

>I'm too special to work with other people

>>146906769
give me your battle tag homie, I will help make you competent at least.

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https://a.tumblr.com/tumblr_o973w19WBu1t4qcv1o1.mp3#_=_

>>146907042
Where is the one with low expectations that still fail to be met?

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feals good to not be a complete shitter

Also rank #999 lucio if that matters

>>146907079
Only one guy of all the people who have ever picked him plays the objectives. The rest just spam arrows. This game is about objectives.

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>>146907025
>>146907107
>>146906970
Wrong achievement, but yeah, it was broken for basically everyone except for a few.

Consoles had 0.0%.

Any good Tracer videos?

>>146907265
Uggo skin among uggo skins

>>146907378
>feals good to not be a complete shitter
>52% win rate
??????

>>146907230
We could probably benefit from making a shitter/dgaf-about-losing group of players on here.

>>146907265
looks like shit

>>146907339
not him but i too wish to be competent

>tfw you're hearing the headshot noise more and more often with S76

feels good man

>>146907378
>424 - 389
yikes

new brawl is godlike

>>146906975
Heels

>entire teams leaving the game

So are they rage quitting or is this the DDOS?

>>146907442
>>146907468
post overbuffs

>>146905179
Eh? I've never really been the kinda person who's crazy about rankings, and the golden guns aren't really enough of an incentive to do anything more than a short stint in the game mode.

>>146907147
>>146907237
Lump sum of 5-10 points every 3 months.

Whoohoo.

>>146907181
75 is kinda insane
I hadn't seen anyone calibrate above 70
Maybe they changed it

>>146907495
groups rage quitting

Just tried this week's brawl in hanamura, it's hard on my left hand as pharah. It didn't help that it was hanamura.
>they get to the second point
>all pharahs on the ceiling trying to shoot at each other
>any mercys that fall to the ground are barraged with rockets
It was fun though, everyone was joking around after the match.

feels like I have to main now, I wouldn't want to play a character I suck at it competitive

>>146907390
So it's not actually about the capability of the character himself, but rather the people who play him.

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>this massive nerf to manlet man

>>146907495
probably ddos. although it just takes one rage quitter to make the rest follow 30 seconds later.

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https://twitter.com/BlizzardCS/status/747945960282664960
>The login issues have been resolved. Thanks for your patience and sorry for any inconvenience

Is it safe now?

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>>146907342
>Remember...I'm with you!

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It's my team who is bad, really.

>>146906753
>>146907331

grow up faggot

So you need to play 20 to 30 matches just to get placement? That seems like a ton.

>>146907585
What was nerfed?

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>Lose because of 2 winstons on our team who die to symetra

>>146907623
There are some fights you can't win, doesn't matter how good you are when your team can't keep up.

>>146905480
>People spamming Zarya in QP and brawls with 75% recharge

I TOLD YOU FUCKERS PEOPLE WOULD FIND OUT HOW OP SHE WAS I WARNED YOU

now everyone has a pocket Zarya and she's OP in QP even IF you're on coms because people either A. have to focus fire her which build 100% charger or B. Idiots shoot at her anyway because blueberry

I FUCKING TOLD YOU TO ONLY PLAY HER WHEN YOU NEEDED TO TRY HARD

now the "secret" is out and everyone one uses her.

thanks God people don't insta lock the holy trinity in every defense game yet, can't bring that shit out casually every game

>>146907082
Welcome to the life of a consolefag anon. Enjoy passive-aggressive shitters spamming "Thanks" whenever your team loses.

>>146907502
>using overbuff and not masteroverwatch
L M A O

>>146907557
I also had a match on Hanamura. So fucking boring. Everyone spamming shift until over time. The only fun was knocking Mercy off the stage in point A

>>146907342
his theme is such a nice song

>Teammates getting mad I picked Torb on capture after we hard lost the first round

I'm not going to let you gut my winrate on a character I care about when you can't even exert enough pressure to get the enemy out of our spawn. Take your loss fuckers, hopefully you get placed with the shitters you belong with so I can play with decent players.

>>146907716
master overwatch sucks dick, dude.

>SUDDEN DEATH
my heart can't take it bros

>>146907662
Is anyone else in EU lagging as fuck? literally unplayable

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>3-0 playing nothing but Torb
I'M
GIVING
IT
ALL
I'VE
GOT

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We're all grounded now

>>146907754
I have frequent FPS drops, but that's about it.

>Payload gets just past the first point
>Time runs out
>Enemy team gets payload to first point
DEFEAT

What

Do you have to finish all 10 matches in a row?

>>146907495
>>entire teams leaving the game
>me unga
>team bunga

>Joining an Overwatch quickmatch game fucks up my internet connection
>it literally only happens with Overwatch

haha great game
glad i got duped into paying full price for this shit

>>146907579
Mostly. His arrows size are pretty bullshit, or at least the tick rate makes it appear so in kill cams. Pick him all you want but don't do it on attack if you won't ever play the objective.

>>146907662
10

>2016
>Can't turn off tips spam on screen
>Can't change UI size

It's like I'm playing some $5 indie game

>>146907754
There's a big red warning on the battlenet client that says they're being ddosed

>>146905653
>>146905835
>griefing

enjoy getting reported and banned from the season

>>146907750
lmao no dotababby

>>146907704
She's literally broken. this gives devs the opportunity to nerf her next patch

>>146907796
Yes. If you log out during the placement session it is reset.

>>146907342
Wow, um

Thanks anon. Apparently, I needed that.

>>146907585
I was wondering why I couldn't toss around armor as much as I used to
It's not really a nerf if it was a bug that needed to be fixed
The same will happen to Zarya's snapshotting bug

>>146907662
Torb's corpse could pick up metal. now it can't

>>146907448
I really couldn't care less about winning or losing as long as I felt like I actually did a good job.

>>146907339
Rocketman#21848

Good luck seeing me online for the next two weeks tho, entrance exams are a bitch

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Do not ever play support in overwatch competitive

>"ZOMG MERCY YOU'RE SO BAD YOU NEVER RES ANYONE"
>POTG is litereally me resurrecting 4 people
>"Yeah but we lost anyways and it's because you're bad!"
>"Sound barrier would be much better"
>"WE LOST BECAUSE OF YOU!"

>>146907795
It's tournament rules or some shit it varies on how fast you get the payload to first objective.

>>146907831
Each "round" is a match in itself. And then there's sudden death.

>>146907872
I thought he was talking about Lucio. I forgot Torb is also a manlet.

>>146907781
>goanimate
tumblr76 retards, everyone

>>146907862
why would you lie on the internet, anon?

>>146907879
you have to be a special kind of retarded to be called bad while playing the most braindead easy hero in the game

>someone leaving makes the whole match count as a loss
>literally crashing this match with no survivors
WHY
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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>>146905685
if someone is better than you, listen to their advice faggot

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>>146907342
I am confused but I kind of like it

>>146905653
comp is so fucking easy to grief, and holy shit everyone gets so mad

Is higher rank or lower rank better?

>>146905823
I like DAH-DAH WEEEEE and DWEET DWEET DWEET

>>146907959
Hey now, he said Mercy, not Lucio.

Are ranked wins a different stat from normal wins or not?

>ranked already a league of legends fest, everyone blaming their team and whining if people don't do things like the "pros" do them on stream
it took one hour

>>146907795
They got one more checkpoint than you.

Not that hard.

>>146907991
Lower rank, closest to 1 means they're the #1 best

Bedouin or Nomad?

>>146907879
>me unga
>team bunga
>unga bunga :(((

>>146908021
>one hour
actually more like 10 minutes, if you cut out all the ddos shit and patch downloads and shit

>>146908015
Different. You can switch between A.I./Quick play/Competitive play stats in your profile.

>first comp game
>starts with hanamura attack
>cant even get point a because of a Bastion with a reinhardt in front, being constantly healed and damage boosted by 2 mercys

>next game
>entire team leaves after losing first point on KOTH

>next game
>teamed with a group of 3 mei's who block team spawn and ults with walls

This is so fun

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>Hollywood attack
>30 seconds left and we're almost at the final point
>Only me (Lucio) and a 76 are left alive
>Sound barrier + speed boost + tactical visor
>TEAM KILL
I did not expect that

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>>146906965
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjTcbnFKI_o

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>Someone disconnects midmatch
>We lose because we only have five people
>It doesn't even try to find another person
>Says we can leave without penalty... but still gives us a loss

Why is this allowed?

>>146907959
Except i wasn't doing bad at all and had almost 10k healing for the whole game which was better than most people do on volskaya

would it be a good idea to lose all my placement matches so I get more wins for more gold weapons?

>>146907781
I'm not a nice guy

>>146908069
Neither, go Chrome

>>146907959
lucio and winston exist though

Bastion is best girl.

<durr now overwatch is the next league of legends in terms of blaming the team and raging
>implying it wasn't already from the start

No longer being able to avoid Windowlicker mains makes me not want to play the game anymore

>>146907879
I would even bother with this mode unless you know 5 other people and even then there's still possibility for some salt. Competitive anything takes the fun out of playing because of tryhards.

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>tfw you check the loud idiot's profile and he has a 40% winrate on his main

>>146908203
How does it feel to be a shitter?

Zarya buff fucking when?

>tfw S76 main
>still go support because I'm scared of carrying

>>146908203
>What is quickplay

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umad?

>>146908114
fuck being put into losing games

well ranked is shitty

everyone forgot how to kill the mercy first

>>146908264
buffs never
nerfs soon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZNdYw-I8Mc

What's the deal with the disconnects and shit today?


>>146908130
sounds like a plan

>>146908021
No shit Overwatch is literally the new league of legends even koreans are hopping on that shit from League.

>>146908203
just pick it anyways
LMAO fuck angry nerds who care about some digital points, they'll never leave their moms basement anyways

me unga team bunga is the best shitpost this year

>>146908113
wow huniepop looks like shit

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>>146908021
it already happens in quick play

Played a couple of quickplay games yesterday with a consistent group and a consistent enemy group.Our team was getting it's shit kicked by two torbs and two bastions so me and anohter guy switched to Reinhardts and stomped the shit out of them. Then the enemy team got into it and started bringing two Reins as well. Cue several games of 4-6 Reinhardts bashing the shit out of each other around the objective. Most fun I've had yet. Why are multi-rein games so fun?