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>>146904489
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>yfw

https://a.tumblr.com/tumblr_o973w19WBu1t4qcv1o1.mp3#_=_
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I love Pharah!
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>enemy team has the level advantage every single game
This is so fucking dumb. I wouldn't mind too much, but my team almost always has level 30s while the enemy's is 70+
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What does this icon next to my level mean? First placement match and we got rolled that match btw.
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>tfw win first rated match with the meme team Lucio and Mercy
>tfw win the second match because someone on the other team was afk the whole time
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Reminder that your low rank is not your team's fault. It is your fault.
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wew lads i was at the airport playing overwatch to pass time, seems like isis' junkrat was a scrub
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>>146913573
But anon levels don't mean anything :^)
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>Just wrecked a team with a D.va in comp with my 76

Feels good.

Thanks for the free ults charge, you D.va trash.
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>Wanting Mercy nerfs
Mercy did nothing wrong.
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>>146913582
It is supposed to mean you're ranked in the top 500 but blizzard said it was bugged or something
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I lost 3 in a row
Feels pretty bad man
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>Hold beta for competitive mode
>Release it without making any changes based on player feedback

cool
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D. Va is so cute
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>Comp for consoles next week
Hopefully my mom forgives me for lying about my college classes by then.
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Has anyone shit talked you yet?

Either from someone on your team or the enemy?
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>mfw I finally try out Junkrat and realize how much fun he is
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>competitive play

What's the point?
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>>146913732
I know, right? Lucio is way better..
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>Sudden death
Holy fuck, remove this shit. Ties should be resolved in equal conditions.
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I LOVE being retarded!
Anyway how's everyone's placement match stats so far?
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>>146913732
her ult needs to charge 25% slower, that's about it.
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>Forced 50 isn't real
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anyone else still playing quick play? fuck ranked for now if the leave system is bugged
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Best Brawl Ever
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>68% kill participation as Pharah, anubis defence
>lose
>Only card for our team on the end, get 1 vote.
>"gg, useless Pharah chose attack hero on defense.

Man, I know I really shouldn't care, but that got to me for some reason. At least someone appreciated my rocket surgery.
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>>146913849
What is it

Never touched comp yet
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>>146913879
>if I keep winning matches, the game makes me play against better players! forced 50!
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I don't even have words for this
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why do people get mad at me for playing how I want to play in placement matches? If you get placed with me after this, you're just as bad as me.
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>team is completely unable to stop even the most pedestrian of pushes
>unable to break even the most basic chokes

MAKE IT STOP

i SHOULDN'T BE GETTING GOLD IN EVERYTHING BUT HEALING AS ZARYA
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>>146913969
Explain to me how can the game tell who's the better player in fucking placement matches.
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i like how I win all the time in quick play and then lose on ranked because i get paired with idiots
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>>146913963
It's a third match that decides the winner if the first two rounds went 1:1 (or, well, 3:3). So far I've only been on payload maps, and there it works like this: a coin is flipped to decide the attacker, after which they have 60 seconds to push it to a certain point.
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Junkrat buffs when?
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>>146913830
golden guns and a rank to stroke your epeen

and bad people don't have the excuse of "whatever, it's just quick play"
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>>146913976
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>>146914024

>what is quickplay MMR
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>play the character our team needs
>be best performer in team every match so far except for 2 games
>2-5

Am I bad or could it just be shit luck with teammates?
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>>146913963
Warioware rules

Both teams compete with time left on counter until someone finally loses
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Threadly reminder to report D.va shitters in comp. Help combat the D.va scourge.
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>>146914024
you realize you don't exclusively play with people in placement matches when you're doing your placements, right?
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>No one standing on the point at level 60 which means they've been playing for over 50 hours.
>Still being matched with these people.

It's because my win rate has breached 60% on the solo queue. I refuse to let it dip. I'll leave as many games as I need to Blizzard.
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>>146914114
>...and why is it absolutely irrelevant in ranked as your starting ranked MMR is decided via placement matches
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>>146913630
They do up to a certain point. I'd say around 80+ is when they stop mattering
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is mm intentionally shit? every game the low ranks on 1 team and the high ranks on the other.
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>>146912830
lmao sure alright. I was using it to make a point but if your head is really that far up your ass you can take it as a literal comparison between the two.

How about the more important comparison between Mercy and Lucio? Mercy not only outheals him but she can damage boost (albeit for not as much as Discord), she has more health, she can fly to her teammates if she gets ambushed by Winston and her ult is near-objectively one of the most powerful in the game.

Or Lucio, who is almost a free win on KOTH maps. He can only heal as fast as Zen when he uses his E but he provides healing to everyone even near him, including himself, without having to focus any energy on them. He can also speed people back to the objective, he can knock people off of edges on maps like Lijiang and Nepal, he has unreal mobility that lets him get places most of the cast can't and his ult is all but invulnerability against burst damage like Junk's ult for a few seconds.

Why would anyone pick Zenyatta over those two in his current state? He's fun and he does a lot of damage but between his lackluster ult (have fun surviving burst damage lmao), his weaker healing and his abysmal survivability he has no place in most games where anyone knows what they're doing.

Keep talking about nuance just for the sake of being a smug dick, though. I bet it wins you a lot of matches.
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Explain why Blizzard shouldn't just remove Hanzo from the game.
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>>146913797
Yeah, it's dumb, but I can sorta understand why they did it. I mean, it's still better than no update at all. And this first season is shorter too, so when the fall season starts, we'll have a proper gamemode up.

>>146914159
You can't report anyone. None of the categories fit.
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>competitive
>nobody knows how to handle Bastion
>nobody knows how to stop a turret
>nobody knows how to group up
>nobody know how to doing a fucking thing
What was the fucking point? I thought it was supposed to be people who had the goddamned basics down.
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>>146914270
hes fun
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>>146914270
the weeaboo crowd will stop playing their game
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>>146914192
competitive uses your quickplay MMR during placements
did you think they would just place 12 totally random players together and see what happens?
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>>146914145
Just see where you end up at the end of the season. Enough matches will give you an idea of where you stand.
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And I'm done. Went 7-3, all solo queued. Fairly content about it apart from one game where I should've carried but choked.
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>>146914314
Quick, how do you handle bastion?
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>Now entering King's Row...
Thank god, this map is one of the few good ones
>SKIRMISH

>real map is Anubis
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>>146914314
what made you think it would be any different than quick play, its literally the exact same people except for people who are new to the game, which above level 30 you didn't queue with anyway
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http://plays.tv/video/577326ef1d374a8428/some-prayers-they-never-reach-sky-some-wars-never-end-some-dreams-refuse-die-this-time-would-rather-break

Post appropriate character bgm
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>>146913935
Yup, I'm taking the time to learn genji and other heroes I don't usually use
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>>146914438
Shoot him till he dies.
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So are comp placement entirely dependent on how many wins you got?
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>>146914314
they're all too nervous because they're being judged in those placement matches

gamers are beta, remember
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Did they fuck up the potg even more?
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>almost level 60
>barely have any stuff unlocked so far
>open loot
>3 duplicates and currency

Oy vey
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>actually having a close match
>they win on attack
>we win on attack
>sudden death
>they all leave
Forced 50 is real but only because the map design is one-sided as fuck.
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>>146914314
Everyone is trying it out now. If you wait awhile, things will get clearler.

Or atleast the matches I played on PTR were definitely an improvement to random casual matches. (Not all of them, but on average.)
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>>146914519
>heat of the match
>clear off around 4-5 people with my ult as S76
>'oh, that's definitely POTG, man that was great'
>it was a mercy reviving 2 people instead
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>>146913516
it's shit
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>>146914314
Mommy! I wanna play this new mode! I put all my time on Genji, I can definitely carry! If not, I can whine like always until someone carries!

If nobody carries me, I can blame my team for being shit, then I can leave like a badass!
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>think the ranked will save me
>first game goes incredibly well, a corner Bastion that would hold up the average pub team for five minutes is dealt with by me asking Zarya for shield, getting it, and Rein charging him
>At last I truly see

>Second game
>3 torbs
>Hanzo
>Genji
>Haha, nope, I'm out of h-
>LEAVER PENALTY
>I'M STUCK
>WE LOSE EVEN THOUGH ONE OF THEM QUIT
>INSTANT LEAVER PENALTY INCLUDING COOLDOWN TIME
>FOR LEAVING 3 TORB ON ATTACK
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>first placement match
>a couple minutes in, "guys i'm lagging"
>he sits in spawn AFK until he gets kicked
>5v6 entire rest of match, lose
i deserve that loss in MMR because it's my fault for being queued with random fucks who can't even participate in the game correctly
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>Playing Rein in placement matches.
>Enemy Bastion.
>Pharah on our team actually comes down out of the sky to stand behind my shield and nuke him when he's holding an angle.

Man, I really hope this trend continues. How's everyone finding their ranked teammates, am I just getting lucky with competent people?
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>competitive out
>picked Junkrat attack and defense every match
>won 8 so far, queued for the 9th

I always said he shits out a disgusting amount of damage
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>>146914605
If forced 50 exists then you're part of it for dragging someone who isn't shit's game down.
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I AM LITERALLY DROWNING IN GOLD MEDALS EVERY GAME, BUT STILL LOSING
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5-1 CHUMPS

RANK 95 HERE I COME, SHITTERS
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I just played a game of comp against fucking Jammku. He mained Torb the whole game, both attack and defend on Anubis.

And he lost hard.

Kill yourself, Jammku.
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>>146914653
I just had a match where the potg went to Mercy healing one guy and then dying.
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>>146914314
level 25 is like 15 hours

that's less than an hour per character

what the fuck are you going to learn in 1 hour?
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>>146914605
What does that symbol next to felix mean?
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>>146914797
Ster got 9-1 in PTR and still placed 67.
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>>146913516
>https://a.tumblr.com/tumblr_o973w19WBu1t4qcv1o1.mp3#_=_
wasnt ready man
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/v/ here

sudden death is fucking retarded and you blizzdrones are retards for playing a game with it in it
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>>146914725
I've been doing pretty good too
>reins who don't drop shields for no reason
>torbs that don't just hump their turrets
>mercys who wait for good rezzes
>lucios who sound barrier for strategic reasons Feels good.
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>>146914728
junkrat is the most frustrating character in the game and i despise people that play him. he needs a small nerf, like his grenades not exploding on impact after bouncing or taking damage from conc mine himself
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>>146914825
You mean THE pro gamer extraordinaire Jammku?
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>>146914438
Soldier, shove a helix rocket down his throat, drop heal, pop back around corner and put a couple of bullets in him regardless of him trying to flee, repair or shoot you

OR

Go Genji, press E (Only if Bastion is retarded, but all Bastion players are retarded so moot point)

OR

Pharah, see Soldier but with less ability usage but more risk

OR

Have Zarya shield Rein and charge

OR

If you've just got Rein use shield to walk into a flanking route, then blindside charge him
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>>146913818
After defending KR without them even taking the first one I bullied them. Then we also failed miserably and lost because lololol sudden death

Got a proper response in the end
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>Checking out the gold weapon skins like everyone else is doing
>"Neat, they all get turned to gold but they also keep the colour theme of the non-gold skin, that's cool"
>Get to Zenyatta
>They're all the same

I guess they got bored or something?
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Am I the only one who dislikes Gibraltar? Playing on offense always feels stressful and long, and whenever I play defensive I always get rolled on
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>>146914865
Nobody is forcing you to play each character equally. You can learn a lot in ~5 hours per character, if you play one character from offense/defense-tank-support.
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>played 6 competitive games
>having a good time so far
how did Blizzard do it
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In the 8 matches that I have played, not a single Hanzo was seen, only godlike genjis.
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>>146914901
it's a bugged rank
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>>146913976
Type gg ez at the end just to feel slightly better.
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>>146915031
>You can learn a lot in ~5 hours per character

No.

It takes at least 30 hours to be comfortable with any character. 50 if you want to be competitive.
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>>146914947
The one and only, #1 Attack Torb in NA. Jammku.
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What do you get after completing 10 comp matches ?
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just woke up

how many placement matches do I have to play?

how do I into ranks? (which one is good and bad?)
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>>146915062
I've only seen Hanzo that can headshot people while moving spinning in circles and shooting arrows randomly.
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tfw 5 placement matches in and 2 losses were from truly irredeemable team mates

tfw I'll never be rank 90 even if I have reasonably competent team mates who aren't literally too dumb and Hanzo inclined to be carried
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What's longest you've been on fire?
I got nearly ten minutes once.
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Roadhog is the best way to blow off steam. Just hooking and killing them little guys is awesome.
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No one is going to post their progress?
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Feels good to clutch a win having only 3 min to push and 8 to defend
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>>146914314
You can get to level 25 in less than 10 hours of solo queuing. Don't sound so shocked.
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>>146915182
your personal e-peen badge
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Why do people think Pharah is good

Please explain this
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>>146914005
Mother fucker if you're playing Zarya right you should be able to do both of those.
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>tfw i lost the first ranked match because of router issues and it disconnected
>now im on a winning streak

FUCKKKK
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>>146914250
you forgot the leaver
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>>146915140
You don't need to spend 30 hours to learn a character after you've grasped the basics of gameplay. And you don't need to be comfortable playing any character, just any role.
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>Group with friends because i like them
>Know they're worse than me but i've enjoyed carrying them in pubs
3 losses so far, with 3 golds every game
anyone else burdened by friends?
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Anyone placed yet? 2 for 2 so far, afraid it won't last and I'll discover I'm actually a shitter
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>>146914343
And that's what Genji is for.
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>>146915191
10 matches

rank 1 is bad
rank 100 is good
rank 50 is right down the middle
rank 20 is right down the middle and totally not bad at all and it was probably just your teammates sucking (adjusted for /owg/)
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>tracer keeps nigging out
>irritating to deal with as reaper
>Playing McCree
>flash bang
>headshot
>warps away

so FTH doesn't kill her instantly, she nigs out
flash bang headshot isn't an instant kill

so how about:

Melee attacks now OHK tracer
or
Make have a larger hit box
or
Remove tracer

3rd is my favorite, don't understand why the fuck blizzard would make such a bitchy, irritating character their cover but holy shit do I want to fucking rip her throat out and curb stomp her.

Creating a character that emulates lag, is small, and is bitchy with her OHK ult is so fucking annoying, she doesn't even need to aim either
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Is there a difference between solo and party MMR or doesn't it matter whether you're in a stack or not?
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*explain the competitive system to me, anons

is it going to be like the Starcraft/Arena mmr setup in other Blizz games? Is it going to be an individual or team-based thing?
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>>146915182
rank 44
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After placement, are we stuck in our rank until next season?
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>>146915321
I see.

I heard competitive matches are very long games. I've never played one back in beta.

How do they work?
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Sorry for potato quality but i found it rather amusing to get the same skin twice in one box
Also, backfill XP seems to be back in town
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>>146915235
I'm bad at videogames, should I try ranked?
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>Heroes never die on friendly cast
>Helden Sterben Nicht on enemy cast
>switch game to german
>Helden Sterben nicht on friendly cast
>????? on enemy cast

What does an enemy Mercy say when the game is in German /owg/
something like miesteld keine weck
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>>146915324
>flash bang headshot isn't an instant kill
It is.
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>>146914825
This fucking guy was on my WoW server back in the day

Like 10 years since then, and he still sucks shit at everything he does
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>>146913818
I've been shittalked plenty of times, both by the enemy team and my own.
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>>146915324
flashbang headshot is an instant kill you tard

The flashbang's damage + revolver max damage = >150
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who /average game experience improved thanks to ranked/ here
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>>146915274
im rank 27 and i guess i just wont play comp. 5 games in every match me and the other low ranks get squashed. wtf
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>>146915280
keep your shit opinions to yourself, no wonder you keep losing
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>>146914825
who
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2-6 on placements so far. Both wins were by a hair, had 2 losses by a hair, and in two games, we had people leave early on and it was basically 5v6 or 4v6 to the end. You can leave without a penalty, but...you eat the placement loss anyway. Fuck. I am prepared for MMR hell. I hope individual performance is heavily weighted overall wins and losses cause I've been on fire 60%+ every game. We'll see I guess.
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I'm gonna choose Symmetra on offense in ranked guys
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>5 placement losses
>2 because of player on my team dropped while we were winning
>1 because of a dva main who kept zerging enemies 1v6 and dying so that he could brag about highest dmg after the game


XD
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>>146915473
You playing on a fucking nintendo DS or something m8?

That's not potato mode, that's fucking omega-potato.
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>>146914145
it literally means nothing cause you're at the mercy of randoms. might as well flip a coin and record the results.
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>>146914865
>>146915247
We're talking team-shooter basics here. It doesn't take a genius to pick up this shit in 2 hours.

These faggots would literally run past Rein's shields and into enemy focused fire multiple times. It was fucking insane.
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>>146915441
One match on offense, one match on defense, one match of sudden death if previous two ended in a tie. KotH is three out of five, instead of two out of three.
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>>146915584
>rank 10 shitters think this is a bad idea
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>>146915438
No, you go up and down in rating as you play more.
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Anymore where these came from? My Google skills are failing me.
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>>146915574
Meant to say, in four games there were leavers.
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>>146915539
mine has gone down
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>>146915539
Not me, makes no difference. I need to find some people to group up with.
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>play Pharah
>fire 4 rockets
>reload
This muscle memory will never end.
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>>146915707
if you can't reverse image source something

it came from tumblr
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>>146913818
I get constant smack-talk for maining Soldier 76. Always by a Widowmaker, Genji or Hanzo who cannot possibly fathom that they're fucking dogshit compared to my aim. 5 K/D and pocketing gold medals like a kike.

>lol soldier is the easiest class
>shit fucking stats for a main
>le go back to cod

The only one that gets me is when I have to say that I'm playing well and they're being a faggot, but whip out the "LOL I'm not mad I won!" because Soldier can't carry a fucking game for shit, no matter how well you play. Feels bad.
>>
So what u niggas placed at? 51 here
>>
>/owg/ complains about their teammates
>/owg/ doesn't all get on the same team

?
>>
Times you know you're about to have no fun:

>Genji and Hanzo are instalocked on your team
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>>146914983
>all these requite the enemy team to be stupid as fuck

ok
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>>146915498
Mir stirbt keiner weg
Means something like "Nobody dies on my watch"
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>>146913976
>gold medal with 2 elimins
>with mercy

oy vey
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>>146913818
got called a useless dyke as zarya by someone on the enemy team after i called them out on their mlg comp.
which we stomped so hard (with randoms) they never made it past the first point
got potg and a card that game. only their healer got one lol
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>>146915741
>play Pharah
>shooting rockets around corner
>shoot the 2nd rocket into my face
everything about pharah is slow

>20-40 damage splash next to their feet
kill me
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>>146915741
Holy shit I have such a problem with compulsive reloading that when I play D.VA i'm constantly trying to reload the cannons or whipping off five shots of the pistol then reloading it.

What the fuck is wrong with me.
>>
Is it always good to have 1 mercy and 1 lucio on the same team? I've been getting rolled by teams that do this.
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>>146915796
>implying anyone here could get along with each other
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>>146914725
pharah on our team stood perfectly still in one spot on attack, 200 feet away from the battle, and shot rockets in a straight line endlessly hoping for one free kill. she never got one.
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fucking instapicked
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>>146915796
My ID is on OP's list

search mike
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>>146915887
At least on defense, yes. On attack it's situational.
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>>146914393
isn't 60 low for going 7-3?
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so pharah is the absolute best hero in the game by a mile
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How do you think I'm doing so far?
I've been trying to get better at Tracer and Genji, and had some pretty okay results with Tracer, but with Genji it doesn't look good at all.
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>>146915764
>Soldier can't carry a fucking game for shit, no matter how well you play.

Soldier 76 and Zarya are the only heores in the game that can carry a 1v6.

Clearly you're not as good at soldier as you think you are and should go back to black ops 4
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>Default starting rank is 50, placement adjusts you up from there
>There are people in this very thread at sub 50

Let that sink in.
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JUST
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>>146915558
i fucked your mom kid ;) fucking retard
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>>146915539
mine went spiraling down

mostly cause i thought i'd get knowledgeable players who switch when appropriate, and well, the jokes on me. i dont even care if we lose just make a fucking effort for gods sake.
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>>146915842
No, they require you to not be shit
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>>146915845
>Mir stirbt keiner weg
thanks anon
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>>146915764
>Soldier can't carry a fucking game for shit, no matter how well you play. Feels bad
Considering winning is the only thing that significantly changes your placement rank or your ranked score at all, it feels pointless playing shit like S76/Pharah/McCree when all they do is make the enemy's health squisher. Not actual game-winning heroes.
>>
>play first placement match
>dominate, get praised by two people on my team in voice chat

Is this how it feels to be appreciated? Quick play cannot even compare.
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hello comp mode faggots! if you insta lock hanzo in comp i'm gonna insta lock mei to wall you off the whole game. Just so you know, k thx bye
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>>146916013
>Console
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>>146915473
I could run that at 144 on a potato
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>>146916008
>Not everyone can win all the time
Just let that sink in.
>>
>>146915062
there was a hanzo on my team
on offense vodka industries
and we won
he got carried 2bh but he wasn't bad
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>I've lost 7 out of my ten placement matches so far
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>>146915707
it is some kind of huniepop fanart i guess
>>
>ranked releases
>the only people still playing QP are lobotomized
Great
>>
>>146915796
Everyone I've added from the list is a silent faggot. Some are ok players but none of you so far can into teamwork or mic use
>>
Why is the occupation of a point not considered in whether its a tie or not? My team had 2/3 of the point controlled at one time, but the other team never stepped on it

Luckily we won the 50/50 but I'd be pretty upset if we had to defend
>>
>>146916096
Good Pharah is absolutely capable of pushing your shit in on certain maps. Good S76 is a counter to good Pharah.
Haven't seen a lot of McCrees in ranked yet, though.
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>>146916136
sub 50 means you lost more than the average pleb
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>>146916013
>fps on console

hello redd.it
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>Ranked
>Oh boy I get to wait 3 rounds instead of just 2 when I know my team is complete shit by the end of the first round
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SO DAWNS A NEW AGE OF /owg/

>me ooga, team booga posting at an all time high
>the inevitable 'wow shut up you *insert assumed rank here* shitter
>'muh mmr' used as some kind of credibility
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The stars aligned today
Sorry about the quality VLC is being weird
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>Hanzo
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>>146916013
>ps4
how do you like Torbjorns
>>
>>146916175
This
It's great. All these tryhards are gone and I can have fun again.
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>getting rekt

>tell team to go 4 zarya and 2 lucio

>they actually listen
>we win off that

Tbh it was anubis, it was pretty sweet cuz they were glad for that
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>>146916106
>Giving your whole team a ranking hit and effectively turning the game into a 4v6 because you're too triggered by characters you don't like

What's your battletag? I hope we play against each other
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>>146916106
>k thx
Why, familia
>>
>>146915771
I was 44 in the ptr

didnt play it in real server yet
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>>146915981
i'll bite

what makes you say this
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LET ME OUT OF THIS MATCH
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>>146916129
>>146915597
Your mistake is thinking i'm just in it for the vidya, i'm actually in it to try and start a house fire
>>
does team and solo have 2 different ranked mmr's or are shitties going to be able to get carried beyond their skill level
>>
>>146915983
Genji is meant to harass the other team with his shurikens (which actually deal quite a lot of damage if all of them hit). If you get damaged while trying to flank, don't take that as an sign to go in guns blazing. Escape. Also deflect is really effective against snipers, Soldier 76, and McCree.
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>>146915235
happy but cautious
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>>146916246
>can finally try new shit in quick play
>some retard starts puking in team chat
>just tell him to take it to ranked
>>
>>146916223
But what is your point? Every game has winners and losers. It's like saying water is wet. No shit sherlock.
>>
iS THERE ANY REASON TO NOT JUST PLAY RANKED?>
>>
>>146916160
... I-I'm five in and three wins, I'm worried I'll share your fate
>>
>>146916183
>mic use
It's because we're all secretly little girls, and don't want each other to find out
>>
>>146916230
you can leave quick play without penalties after the first match
>>
>>146916310
WAKE ME UP
>>
>4 gold medals
>didn't even get on the screen for the best 4 at the end

This game hates me
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>>146916112
>>146916224
Wait, what's wrong with playing on console? I know the updates are slower to come out. But got damn am I still enjoying the McCree shitposting while it lasts.

>>146916243
He's my second most used hero, fucking love the manlet.
>>
So Rein/Road + Zarya is a must in ranked now right?
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>>146915539
only done one match, but expected it be shit just like quick play
dear god it was glorious. fucking lijang but who the hell cares PEOPLE ACTUALLY STOOD ON THE POINT
kinda touch and go after the first round, hell we went for five rounds, but we won and it was awesome
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>>146915975
I don't think so. Like >>146914910 said, 9-1 lead to 67 for ster.
>>
>team average
AHAHAHA FUCK YOU BLIZZARD YOU RETARDED PIECES OF SHIT
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>>146916183
I don't want to talk in quick play, so I usually ask people if they're alright with me not talking before I group up.
Worked fine so far.
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has anyone lost every ranked match? please let there be someone else.
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>>146914825
I remember when this no-toothed shitter tried out dota 2

he got ass ravaged
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>>146916414
>4 golds
>gives me a card for hp restored with tracer's recall
Makes no sense desu
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>teams finally don't run in 1v6 to get on the point
>organized pushes with focus on volatile targets
>teams finally are bearable to play with
ranked was the best addition to this game
>>
>>146916469
I specifically tried to add people who said they wanted to use their mic

Why do you only talk in comp?
>>
>>146916342
My point is that sub 50 at the end of placement means you are worse for your team than simply flipping a coin.

Statistically you are the reason you're losing, if you're sub 50. And this thread, full of people talking big, is full of sub-50s.
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I've had nothing but defeat matches for the past 3 days.

I don't think I can work up the strength to try competitive.
>>
>>146915258
I hold for as long as I can, but they just keep dying, I had an average charge of ~70% but they would just die and die and die and die and die.
>>
>never get potgs that i'm proud of
>start playing reinhardt
>potgs on the reg

woah
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>>146915997
No. Soldier can only carry if the enemy team doesn't insist on countering my ult every time. And even if the enemy team does use 2-3 ults for me alone, it's never enough space for my team to take the wheel.

High burst damage is what carries in this game from my experience, and Soldier doesn't have that. He's just there to soften shit up for his gankers. If there's a Zenyatta on my team then that's a different story.
>>
>>146916175
If this is actually true, maybe I'll solo queue tomorrow. One of my favorite past times between working and college back then was bullying F2Ps in TF2 Valve servers, and I want to make myself at home doing the same in OW.
>>
>>146915741
>>146915883
I feel the same when I play hanzo
>>
0-4 I keep grinding fishing skill in Nier to sell them and get that 100 percent weapon collection

Anything else I go try ranked and get ready to rage

Who am I kidding I fucking love Nier so far but I'm just going to go for Overwatch anyway
>>
>mfw lost all 10 competitive matches

not fair that im matched with premades
>>
>>146916532
It's still bad, just keep playing
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>>146916013
CONSOLE
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>>146916351
I meant that i've played seven so far and lost all of them, not done with the other 3
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>>146915883
i tried to reload my hammer once.
>>
>>146916619
>calls them "premades"

yeah nah you're the problem
>>
>>146916534
I don't talk in comp, either, but if there is no avoiding it, I'm going to do it, since lack of communication means my whole team is going to take a hit to their rank.
I just don't like talking in general, mostly because I'm not used to it and English isn't my first language, so I don't want to torture people with my accent.
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>>146916473
how many have you played anon?
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>>146915810
>Temple of Anubis
>Enemy team has Bastion, Torbjörn/Symmetra turrets, and Mei stationed at the entrance
>We have 2 Hanzo and a Genji
>>
>Used to carrying shitty tank/healerless teams as Streetpig in quick match.
>Still get shit teams in competitive but enemies are good enough to recognize and prioritize the only threat.

guys i don't know what to do...I can't even play when the entire enemy team can just sit on their ults to pop as soon as they see me. There's literally no possible counter play to being targeted by 2+ ults on sight while your team endlessly feeds them.
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>>146916683
>He calls them stacks
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>it's a Bastion POTG
>it's a Junkrat tire POTG
>it's a Reaper/Soldier76 skillful ult POTG
>it's a Torbjorn jerks off POTG
>>
>>146916598
>High burst damage is what carries in this game from my experience, and Soldier doesn't have that.

then you're either;
-not hitting headshots
-not hitting at all
-not using helix rockets to burst people

you're trash and soldier 76 is your best hero? you need to go back to console games kiddy
>>
>>146916473
I'm sure there's SOMEONE out there, anon.

But obviously they don't post here. These threads are only for the cool motherfuckers.

>>146916543
Since everyone is paired with their skill-level, no single person is to blame. Come on. It's like you don't even know how this system works.
>>
>>146916013
>hanzo legendary
I'm so sorry
>>
>>146916683
>entire enemy team all sync with their ults
>all attack as a group
>every team I've been on hasn't done this
>terrible comp

nope.
a single person is never responsible for that level of bad.
>>
>>146916729
No, he doesn't. How embarrassing.
>>
>>146916693
you realize this basically makes you a pug shitter in both the game and life, right?
>>
>>146916745
>Ults are strong
fucking
wow
>>
Are people still impressed by "Press Q, collect POTG" plays?
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explain this when I win most of my quickplay games
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>>146916695
all 10
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>>146916814
Not talking? Probably. Can't find it in myself to care, though.
>>
>>146916816
show something else

I don't wanna see it

I don't wanna see reaper press Q
>>
>>146914910
just tuned in, I think he got 9-1 and rank 58 on live apparently
>>
>>146916175
>>146916602
this is honestly the best 2bh
now I can symmetra on offense and koth all I want
>>
>my team
5 retards and me trying to carry them

>enemy team
fucking gods

This has gone on for 3 games.

FUCKING CANCER FUCK RANKED FUCK
FUCKING CANCER FUCK RANKED FUCK
FUCKING CANCER FUCK RANKED FUCK
FUCKING CANCER FUCK RANKED FUCK
FUCKING CA
FUCKI
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>star wins 9/10 games for calibration
>gets calibrated at level 58 in live as opposed to 68 in the PTR ranked
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>>146916854
winning literally doesn't matter in placement
>>
>>146916745
bastions turret mode is considered an ability

so if he killes 3 people in turret mode it's POTG because it scores higher than getting 5 random kills
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>>146916925
>>
Will leaver penalty go away if I play the brawl?
>>
>>146916749
>headshots
>burst damage
>helix rocket
>120 damage when Pharah/Junkrat/Hanzo/Widow can do that with left-clicks
>not hitting at all
>40% accuracy
(You)
>>
>>146916473
im 1-4 at the moment

feels like im gonna go 1-9 at this rate

relying on randoms for this is probably a bad idea, im basically gambling
>>
>>146916239
>>146916240
>press Q against shitters
>>
>>146916473
Oh anon, I'm so sorry for you.

There's always next season.
>>
ster went 9 W 1 L and got

58
>>
>>146916814
>>146916875
He obviously meant that if english isn't your native language, you are a failure as a human being. (Every american knows this.)
>>
>>146916958
So wait. Personal stats matter?
>>
>>146916854
I'm currently 3-6 when i've literally had 4 golds in every single game. Suffering.
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>>146916925
>5 retards and me trying to carry them
Sure, buddy.
>>
>>146916951
As far as I remember, Blizzard said something about "skill" (medals) are also taken in account for your rank.
>>
>win 9/10 placement matches
>rank 58
>>
>>146917012
Matchmaking values matter
>>
>>146915140
>everyone gets better at things at the same rate

you're stupid
>>
>>146916958
top kek

well meme'd

keep on pretending to be retarded, your professional acting is top quality
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Just another day as Roadhog.
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>its a "enemy is so far up they didnt notice me backcapping" game
>>
>>146917012
Yes
Winning just gives you ranked shekels
>>
>>146917061
hi ster_
>>
>>146917061
Sounds like you were carried

>>146917114
Thanks for the FREE ULT GAIN, fuccboi
>>
>>146916598
>helix rockets aren't burst damage
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>ranked mode in
>immediate OOGA BOOGA posts
Just like in my gulag
>>
>>146916875
>>146917005
No, I mean dragging everyone else down by not improving a weakness

Shitter mentality tbqh
>>
How come after this update I'm stuck at 23fps? I always used to be at 60.
>>
>every match is Junkrat, Zarya, Mercy and Pharah
>there's always the retard who picks Reinhardt on defense and proceeds to have his shield broken
>every game there's a Genji who completely shits on everybody and is unstoppable
>>
Getting 3+ gold medals now forgives the loss for that player.


PLEASE.
>>
>>146917153
have fun with your losing games and 'free ults'
>>
>>146917114
>0 objective time
how's that even possible
>>
>>146917184
So not talking then. Good to know.
>>
>>146917058
He was crushing people on Pharah for the majority of those games

however I think that the rating system is pretty accurate because everyone thinks they are above-average, and above-average would be a 70+ to them (by that type of logic)
>>
>>146917114
>Gold at 12 elims, 2 objective elims
>Gold at just 5.6K damage

How the fuck did you win when you were the only person on your team?
>>
>>146917004
no one is getting past 80

you'd have to win 50 times against an enemy team ranked 79 to get to 81 and if you lost once you'd go down to 78

Highest rank = 80
Most common lowest rank = 30

Conclusion? Forced 50.
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god I hate browsing /vg/ threads about multiplayer games

so much ME GOOD TEAM BAD whining

fuck yourselves idiots, you're not as good as you think and you'll never improve unless you accept it
>>
>>146916975
Someone already made an actual well drawn comic about this, but I can't for the life of me find it.
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why did i join this premade
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tfw guy on your team bitches so much about the enemy team running coordinated 2Zarya, Lucio, Mei, Jankrat, and soldier that he goes into "get my money back from blizzard" territory and quits out.

That was a really bad loss but I laughed pretty hard. And this is only day 1 of competitive.
>>
Can you leave in the first 20 seconds before a match starts like in quick play? or will ranked give you the penalty for that?
>>
Remember to protect your healer
>>
>>146917162
>120 damage on an 8 second cooldown
>literally 4 heroes in the game capable of that damage with standard attack bodyshots
t. shitter
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>>146916745
>It's a Pharah and/or Lucio knocking one person off the edge and then getting an assist POTG
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I did terrible

Hold me familia
>>
>>146917253
>5 minutes on Numbani
It was obviously a stomp.
>>
>>146917282
Go play Katawa Shoujo then.
>>
>>146917376
Ouch.
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>bastion's head is a crit spot because the bird lives there
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>>146915871
I bait people into abusing me with racist or homophobic insults and then insult them knowing they will eventually be banned for it.

It's like a separate mini game I play during the normal game
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>>146917282
And here I am, a scrub who knows it an who is ok with it, who just wants to talk about the game. But every time I posted it was ignored by people who just want to call each other idiots, and I stopped.

GG ez
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>>146917345
>tracer taps my mercy
>I charge her into next tuesday
no touch
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>>146913879
>I didn't win 100% of my games.
>I'm the best player in the world so it must be forced 50
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>>146917224
> rein on defense is bad
/owg/ is full of shitters
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>>146917376
what's your rating?
>>
>>146917376
what's your starting rank?
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>tracer specter

what is this?
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>enemy team is shit
>their lucio is a fucking god of contesting objectives and generally being a nuisance
>they can't form a coherent defense and they lose
if my side got that lucio we'd wrap it up in 3 minutes total, fucking hell.
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>>146917349
yes you are a shitter

you can't even meme properly
>>
>>146917476
>>146917449
41 ;__;
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>>146917282
>me ooga
>team booga
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>>146917427
Rein against a shitton of players who can break his shield in less than ten seconds is bad.
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>>146916975
>Shields up
>turret needs to be taken out
>team is nowhere to be found
or
>Tell everyone to group up
>have ult up
>everyone leaves again
>just me and the point again

I know this is bait, but i'm taking it.
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>>146913879
>if i lose it's rigged
is this dunning-kruger: the general?
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>>146916693
Where are you from? I bet your accent is cute.
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>>146917181
They were rampant long before ranked my boy.

>people actually getting angry in quick play
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>having less than 100% of the team's kills
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>>146917525
that's not bad
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>>146917543
no, forced 50 means every game is rigged, both wins and losses
>>
what the fuck is the hitbox on that thing
>>
>>146917536
>I know this is bait
It's not bait. If you were good, you would be winning more than you're losing. But you aren't good.
>>
>no one clears out for high noon
>no one hides behing sheild for die die die
>thinks zenyata is an acceptable pick
>3 tanks

Holy shit people fucking suck at this game.
>>
>>146917349
>I said burst damage when I just meant to say high dps
Use the right words.
>>
What are good and bad ranks?
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>always play defense, support or tank
>ask friend for tips on offense heroes to try
>he suggests reaper since I have an up-close and personal playstyle with junkrat
>first game with him
>get potg with ult
>hey this is fun
>level up, open lootbox
>see this

It's a sign
>>
For some reason Im finding more teams that insist on hero stacking on ranked than I ever did on quick play

fuck this
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>>146917636
>>3 tanks

perfectly acceptable in koth or defense
>>
>Sitting with friends watching a film
>Film ends and we're chatting
>Chat turns to overwatch
>At some point I bring up how frustrating it is when an enemy Rein pulls out his shield and the whole team stops shooting at it and retreats
>They look at me like I just raped a fucking child in front of them
>"YOU SHOOT HIS SHIELD?!?!?!"

someone, come to my house and kill me, i'll pay your expenses.
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>>146917282
>me ooly
>team dooly
>lose
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>>146917612
It's lag. He was lagging and thought he hit you, so he did.
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>>146917525
Most likely above average
ster just placed 58 after calibrating at like 67 or something in PTR
sounds to me like they tweaked a few things
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>>146917636
forgot
>no one clears out for FIRE IN THE HOLE
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>guy leaves
>"you may leave match without penalty for 1 min"
>leave
>get leaver penalty warning
>can't even join a new game because the option is "rejoin"

Is this a fucking joke?
>>
>every game is le lucio mercy double tank meme cancer
>>
>Ranked
>Attack
>L O N D O N
>someone picks Bastion

Where can I go to play with people who get an average of 40 kills / 5 deaths per ranked game such as myself???
>>
>>146917612
on his screen youll be square in the middle of the fucking thing

welcome to overshit
>>
>>146917659
Use common sense. Unless you literally thought I meant that helix rocket can carry games when I said "burst damage carries games". Then you have none.
>>
>>146917739
>he thought he hit you, so he did
deep
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>>146917720
Nice blog faggot where can I subscribe
>>
would you let me drop the beat, /owg/?
>>
>>146917562
Slavlandia.

>>146917745
They talked about the system taking several stats in account, like your level, levels of your teammates, levels of your opponents, game stats (time, side, etc.), your personal stats, stuff like that. There was also something about medals affecting rank, but I'm not sure whether it applies to placement matches.
>>
>>146917076
how are there values in placements
>>
>>146917594
>100% kill participation
>only vote is yourself
>>
>>146917885
Ask ur mom, she's got my youtube channel stencilled on her tits
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>>146917769
It fucking looks like I lost a placement match for doing that too, what the FUCK blizzard.
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what is this thing next to my level, i havent finish prelims yet
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>>146917926
But I heard levels don't matter.
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Went 7-3 w/l, placed 53. Seems kinda low tbqh.
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>>146913392
Anyone have more success in competitive with a group or the same win loss ratio regardless of teammates?
>>
>>146917636
Explain how monkey dick, Zarya and Reind on the same team are bad
>>
>>146917282
>STOP TALKING ABOUT THE GAME LETS TALK ABOUT WAIFUS

Kill yourself
>>
I feel bad for all the cucks who didn't practice Genji and become gods with him, because he's the simplest way to win attack and king of the hill by far, along with Zarya.
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>>146917979
Means you're a faggot
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>>146917979
winstreak I think
>>
>>146917929
are you retard
>>
>>146917953
>>only vote is yourself

It clearly shows that he had not yet voted though
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>>146917924
>forgot my screenshot
embarrassing
>>
I've won all my placement matches I don't want to face the inevitable losing streak coming at me this very moment help
>>
>>146915538
>>146915505
Nope.

You can do all the math you'd like. Isn't how it works, there's splash damage or range or something, you don't deal 150 with flash / headshot at 5-10~ feet.

Flash bang -> DINK headshot -> warp away
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>>146917972
You always lose if another guy on your team leaves. You just don't get a penalty for leaving yourself.
>>
Famalam do any of y'all play on toasters?

2.8 dual core ,e5500 I think
780ti (ya lol)
8gb ram

Think I can run it smoothly?
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>>146917338
You get cooldown penalty for leaving during setup

Enjoy your Hanzos
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>>146917868
What? You thought he missed, he thought he hit. It favors the shooter.
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Wtf is this white and yellow icon?
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Anyone know if score/min matters in competitive rank? Like if it does just play lucio, he has the highest average score per minute in the game according to masteroverwatch.
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>>146917972
It is counted as a loss. Several players complained about the wording during PTR, but Blizzard didn't change it for some reason.
"No penalty" is supposed to mean "you can immediately join another match".

>>146918146
Flash = 25 damage, headshot = 140 damage, damage falloff starts at 18 meters. She should've been dead, unless one of you was terribly lagging.
>>
What's the point of D.Va? What's she good for?
>>
>>146918146
flash bang 25 dmg headshot 140 dmg

you can be far enough that falloff kicks in and still kill her with a 125 damage headshot

git gud and or stop baiting
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>>146918146
>Isn't how it works, there's splash damage or range or something
>there's splash damage or range or something
>or something

stop... ...talking.....
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>>146916598
Nigga you crazy, we got our shit pushed in by this guy a few days ago.
>>
>>146918173
>780 ti
>toaster

Go fuck yourself, i play on a i3 notebook with 2gb ram and intel hd graphics at lowest resolution, render, and settings at almost 30 fps

Also get lag spikes every 10 seconds for 2 seconds

Only actually able to play because i managed to buy a 2gb ram stick for it
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>>146918049
you first

waifu shit is better than bitching about randoms
>>
>>146918217
it means you're the designated cuck of that game
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REEEEEEE
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>>146913392

>be me

>second time playing Reaper

>press Q

>save my team 3 times

>mfw people thinks that Reapers are fair and balanced

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KL60pN1I-M
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>>146918282
She's a tanky flanker/semi-assassin, not actually a tank.

That boost is on a 5sec cooldown and knocks people back for a reason.
>>
Lads, should I try out ranked? Any advices besides "play the objective" before doing it?
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>>146918217
means you're the only player on your team to win a game

enjoy your loss, heil forced 50
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>>146918217
It's some medal or something that's supposed to go to top whatever players, but it's bugged at the moment.
>>
>>146918295
no, you can't text and post your way out of reality.

flashbang -> headshot dink -> teleport

happened 4 times, one killcam she lived with 3 hp.
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>>146918402
>he posted it again!
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>>146918054
I picked up Zarya instead of Genji. Zarya is

BAE
A
E
>>
3 loss 3 wins so far.
Been yelled at a lot and bullied for only playing mccree ;_;
>>
>>146918342
My cpu is toaster tho. Like what's the point of the 780 when it's just getting bottlenecked but it is better than your situation, I am sorry to hear
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Widowmaker is so FUCKING bad

>super slow while aiming
>can't jump and shoot
>can get out aimed/prefired by anyone who plays cs go because of ping/peekers advantage
>can't hide anywhere because of tracers and loud as fuck noises
>barely any damage without a headshot on heroes with all different head heights and sizes and speeds

TERRIBLE CHARACTER
>>
>Reinhardt's shield is completely useless im competitive play
>because people know immediately to focus fire on shield as soon as it shows up

Welp....Rein is busted
>>
I got this game about a week ago and it always displayed 60fps for me on Epic settings. Now after this update it is stuck on 23fps even on lowest settings. What the hell happened?
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>seeing the enemy hanzo that just ragequit get put back in the same game
>still doesn't switch to someone else
>>
>>146918328
snowblinds one of the best tf2 scouts in the world

i leave every time i see him on the enemy team (he solo queues)
>>
>>146918217
>all these nonserious responses
>nobody even knows what it really means
nice job blizzard
>>
>>146918419
You will quickly get sorted into your proper skill level, so any advice about playing the game is meaningless. You either know it or you don't.

What I can tell you, is to play your absolute best. Your goal is to win no matter the cost. If that means getting on your knees and sucking your teams dick, that's what you gotta do. If you have to take charge and lead your team, then do it. In Competitive, it actually matters. So step up as hard as you can.
>>
>>146918282
Being a distraction.
>>
>>146918328
Autism goes a lot farther than a hero does
>>
>>146918173
I was able to play on dual core 3ghz and radeon5770 at 40fps on everything low but field vision. During open beta I heard this game was more cpu intensive but you'll still manage. Low graphics is better anyways to remove all the clutter
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>>146918603
damn senpai whats your bnet id?

maybe we've played together.
>>
>>146918482
well maybe you should get fucking good instead of complaining on 4chan
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>>146917345
This guy gets it.
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>>146918628
I'm assuming this is dynamic, right? So it's a better place to hone my skills when compared with quick play, right?
>>
>>146918603
Isn't he Australian? Is he playing on NA servers?
>>
>5 wins in placement, 5 losses
>get a score of 39

I knew I was shit, but I secretly hoped that I would wind up being better than I thought. I was wrong.
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who /objective slut/ here?
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>>146918482
That's literally impossible, unless you managed to grenade her from so far away damage falloff kicked in.
Record it and post here.
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>9-1 in placements
>rank 44
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>>146918328
What site is this?
>>
Fuck anubis so hard
>lol mercy can revive from her spawn
>>
Calibrated at 60, group MMR of 63.
>>
3-7

Got placed at 45
>>
>>146918774
He is Australian, some people on here are from Australia anon.

>>146918813
overbuff
>>
>>146918808
>>146918839
top KEK
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wish me LUCK
>>
>>146918808
It must take quick play rank into consideration
>>
>>146918567
I won 8/10 games as Rein

Competitive players are also smart enough to stand behind the rectangle and kill people before they kill you.

I'm also an extremely aggressive Rein player and I'll frequently go Gold or Silver for Elims or Damage Done in addition to nearly always getting Objective Eliminations and actually always getting Objective Time
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>>146918774
he is

if you play on american servers you'll probably never see him since they fixed australians getting queued into american servers
>>
>>146918619
Its for top 500 of your region. But its bugged and people see it on themselves.
>>
>>146917483
Its an alt skin for her in HotS. Spectres are basically starcraft ghosts that got even stronger by huffing psychic boosting chemicals.
>>
>>146918884
>Competitive players are also smart enough to stand behind the rectangle and kill people before they kill you.

[citation needed]
>>
>>146918831
fucking liar
>>
>>146918764
Not sure what you mean by "dynamic" but it does have much more rigid matchmaking parameters than Quick Play, yeah
>>
>>146918868
Nice. Good luck.
>>
went 7-3 and got 60
Not bad I think.
>>
>>146918793

Me.

I plant myself on it.

You want healing? "Group up with me"
>>
>>146918868
BREAK YOUR MOUSE. :^)
>>
>>146918868
Don't choke.
>>
>>146918868
I hope you fuck it up and get placed 53.
>>
>>146918858
I'm just asking if he's Australian and if he's playing on NA servers.
>some people on here are from Australia anon.
Well no shit.
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DED GAME???
>>
>>146918839
>>146918808
Another 3-7 got placed at 38, and I was 5-5 placed at 39. How the fuck does this even work?
>>
>>146918808
>>146918839
>>146918789
does this confirm that it takes your personal performance into account
>>
>>146918868
how have you not had a leaver so far? you're incredibly lucky
>>
I LEFT ALL 10 PLACEMENTS MATCHES HAHA FUCK U GUYS
>>
>>146918793
me dog

I swear I've gone up to five minutes once
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Whats the point in even playing competitive? So far whenever my team starts doing poorly, like losing just one objective, they start talking shit on everyoner and go full buttmad calling for each others heads. Even when its not just one person underperforming. Never had these sorts of toxic experiences in quick play even when getting thoroughly rekd.
>>
>>146918939
I mean, dynamic in the sense that my rank can be improved as I improve my play.
>>
>>146918868
Good luck, must be nerve raking
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>>146919001
I had a leaver and we won 5v6 in sudden death
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>>146918628
.Do you get more points for having a high rank?
>>
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How bad am I?
>>
>>146918986
I dunno but the people in my first match seemed to know what they were doing. Both sides steamrolled on attack. It couldn't have just been 11 other random individuals, there mustve been some sorting based on mmr.
>>
>double lucio double roadhog koth
wow hero stacking is so great and fun!! xDD
>>146918808
I went 4-6 in placements and got ranked 48.
I don't know what metrics they used, this feels super lower considering I had such few deaths and huge healing in nearly all of my games.
>>
>>146918868
woah fuck
>>
>>146918986

maybe they did the dota approach and adjust rating to PERFORMANCE aka a bastion picker will go rank 80 going 2 wins 8 losses
>>
It's quite simple guys, if you go 5-5 and get anything other than 50 then it MUST be taking something other than win/loss into account.

That's not to say winning and losing aren't the largest contributor but something else is pushing you up or down too.
>>
>>146919089
That's pretty good.
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>>146918935
>>
tfw got 56 rating ; w;
>>
>>146919006
what rank?

nvm you're a liar
>>
>Buy into the hype
>It's overrated casual trash
>League is better AND free

40 bucks for a prettier, shittier version of TF2
This is why I stopped playing video games
>>
>>146918931
Sometimes both teams are roughly as smart as each other

It's admittedly rare
>>
>>146918986
WINNING
DOESN'T
FUCKING
MATTER
IT'S BASED HOW WELL YOU PLAYED AND YOUR ALREADY EXISTING MMR

It's literally the same as every other game with ranked calibration
>>
>>146918603
anon whats your bnet?

add me Timboslice#11669
>>
>>146918839
>>146918808
>All those people who thought winrate correlates to skill

This is my shit right here. /owg/ unequivocally BTFO.

>>146919039
yeah, that's the case. Your placements aren't the end-all-be-all record of your skill, all though they are worth a lot, as they are the systems preliminary measure of where to place you, so they are especially important.

>>146919085
no idea. probably
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I cannot into webms but I had a good Zarya ult for once (even got the 5 sucked in achievement) in my first comp placement game so wanted to share.

Poor Reinhardt ate Junkrats death grenades at the end.
>>
>>146918527
Traditionally, Blizzard games are CPU bound
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2-8 in the placements. 5 games had leavers to our disadvantage. You eat the loss regardless, even if it's a 4-5v6 to the end. I'm pretty mediocre at the game anyway though (56% WR in quick play at 800 games) so didn't expect to soloqueue well anyway. Placed at 41. I don't deserve much better, but time to grind myself up.
>>
>>146919150
wait
>>
>win 5 games in a row
>lose 4 games in a row
>barely win the 10th game to get a placement of 56

The forced 50 meme is real, holy shit.

>>146919190
Wait, so what is the system for determining your rank based on individual skill? Medals earned or something?
>>
I think all the retarded people came back with the update
>>
Who /top500/ here?
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>tfw just played a game agaisnt a zarya, mei, and symmetra
whats the fucking point of playing this game if i cant have fun.
>>
>>146919198
winrate DOES correlate to skill
>>
>>146919198
No, but winrate correlates with getting rank points, according to PTR.
>>
>>146919195
why? i'm not good
>>
>>146918016
Rein, zarya, hog/monkey + mercy + 2 dedicated fraggers is an excellent team comp.

Don't even bother with idiots like that, if he doesn't think Zen is good it's basically him just saying he's bad.
>>
>>146916106
I just had a Hanzo on our def who actually did real well, gave him my commendation
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>See friendly Roadhog at low health
>All that free ult charge
>Guardian angel over to him
>He takes a breather to heal himself as I'm healing him
>Miss out on what would have given me my ult at the beginning of the game
Why the fuck do people do this? Especially when both of us are safe.
>>
>>146919272
either a shitload of people i know (including me) are top 500 or that's a meme badge you get

ive had it since after my first match
>>
console competitive is going to be a fucking mess.

2 torbs every single defense, calling it now.
>>
>>146919316
if you're queueing against snowblind your mmr would be pretty high.
>>
>>146919265
I lost 3 games due to leavers and my placement is only 48

something is up
>>
>>146918986
Are people seriously this stupid and think the rank 25 needed to start ranked is so that people 'can get to know the game'? It's there so they have an idea of your rank already. Blizzard already ranked you, they are only showing it to you now.
>>
>>146919190
ranked should have nothing to do with quick play. If it does that is fucking dumb
>>
>>146919359
30% nerf.
>>
>talespin was afk for multiple placement games while his team won because he was doing an interview and got a 71. you are right about solo queue
Nice ranked system :(
>>
>>146919089
Same as ster
Congrats, you're good at Overwatch the video game
>>
Both master overwatch and overbuff aren't including my stats from yesterday. Anyone else?
>>
>>146919357
It's bugged.
>>
>>146919352
If I trusted pubs to heal me I wouldn't play Roadhog over Rein or Winston in the first place

But holding off on the chug if we're not in any danger is common sense
>>
>>146919284
Pharah is plenty of fun.
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>>146917282
Don't bother anime shitter.

If you aren't going to get through to Dotards there's no way you're gonna get through to Overwatchttards.

>ME OOGA TEAM BOOGA
>F-FORCED 50% IS REAL GUYS I SWEAR
>WHEN I WIN I DESERVE IT, WHEN I LOSE IT'S BECAUSE OF MUH TEAM
>>
wait, do you want high score or low?
>>
I won 3/10 of placement games and got 45 rating still because I had 4 golds in in almost every single match. one with 70% kill participation and another with 75% mccree accuracy...

Getting so many cancer teams though it's annoying as fuck.
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>>146919359
When is console getting competitive, like 2 months from now?
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>>146919413

Not until mid-late July. Placements are going to be a mess is what I should have said.

McCree and Widow both aren't nerfed either. Though, McCree has been sparse.
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>>146919420
No, I'm not including your stats either. Sorry.
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>>146919352
>See friendly roadhog at low health
>Give him my healthy ball
>He takes a breather then grabs a big healthpack

good job i've embraced tranquillity famalam.
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>>146919309
it only correlates to a change of skill, if I have 100 mmr and suddenly start to win 55% of my games, it doesnt mean im better than a 50% guy with 500 mmr, only im improving faster than him, relatively at that time. My improvement may plateau way before I reach his skill level.
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>>146919272
I'm among the top 500 Symmetra players

>>146919309
>>146919315
No it doesn't. Imagine if the player A is the second best player in the world and plays repeated matches against the best player in the world. We might expect him to have a lower than 50% winrate.

Now imagine if player B is the second worst player in the world , and he plays repeated matches against the worst player in the world. We might expect him to have an above 50% winrate.

Does this mean that player B is better? No.
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>>146919284
You think this is a fucking game!?
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>>146919362
in quick play anon
i haven't started ranked yet
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so do the votes at the end of the round do anything besides make your dick look big?
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>>146919513
>console
>competitive
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Just bought Overwatch yesterday.
I like it.
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>>146914438
You move in and out of cover and shoot him with literally any hero.
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>>146919420
It's fucky for me and thinks the games I played today are going to be played in the future
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>>146919190
>taking quick play MMR into account
>quick play, literally made for you getting to know characters and getting used to playing against other people
This is retarded.

>>146919563
Not sure why you're replying to me with "No it doesn't". Yes, it does, losing in ranked pushes you down and winning in ranked pushes you up, with medals slightly affecting the amount of points you get.
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>>146919309
not when matchmaking is balancing it, it doesn't
it's the socialism of videogames, everyone has a 50% and they only get more by playing superhumanly better, and worse if they're literally AHK bots
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>>146919563
Well yeah but keep in mind Blizzard's match making system pits you against players of your skill level. So player A will always roughly play against players similar to him in ability, meaning the report of his performance can be relied on.
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>>146919618
>I like it.
You sweet innocent fool.
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>>146919182
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Got placed here. Is this ok? I am guessing the average is 50?
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>Second placement match
>Team is all level 20-40
>Enemy team is >70
>Team plays like new players
>We lose

What the fuck is wrong with matchmaking?
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>>146917282
>je suis bonjour
>team etes salut
>perdre
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literally 5-5 in placements and 50 skill rank. please tell me blizzard isn't doing that fake force everyone to 50% everyone gets a trophy horse shit even in comp mode. jesus shit when will this care bear shit end
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Post yfw players with gold weapons come back to quick play and get kek'd on by non goldies
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Widowmaker is so FUCKING bad

>super slow while aiming
>can't jump and shoot
>can get out aimed/prefired by anyone who plays cs go because of ping/peekers advantage
>can't hide anywhere because of tracers and loud as fuck noises
>barely any damage without a headshot on heroes with all different head heights and sizes and speeds

TERRIBLE CHARACTER
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>>146919031
>Whats the point in even playing competitive?
gold weapons

you get to know your skill rating if you care how blizz automatically rates your skill
>>
>telling friend I want to solo queue in ranked
>he's questioning why do that
>I can't think of reasons

pls help
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>>146919676
I have a 42% winrate, what does that mean?
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>>146919494
Even when I win it's a steamroll

the game is never fair, forced 50 is not a meme
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>>146914438
I hold right-click until all my balls are ready to release, pop-out of cover and nuke his fucking head off.

Why, how does anyone else do it?
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>FORCED 50/50 WINRATE
>FORCED 50 AVERAGE RANK

Poetry
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Something is wrong. I played about comp 6 matches with friends, won all of them, but my profile and match screen say I only had 1 match. Is this a bug?
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>Hanzo on our team on attack
>he helps me (Lucio) guide the payload
>we win
Can always appreciate a good Hanzo
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>>>146919715
Average seems to be around 40
+50 seems to be the "good at the game" area
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>Went 7 and 3 in placement matches

Am I shitter?
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>>146919786
"I don't know"

Just be honest.
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>>146919715
Yes, 100 divided by 2 equals 50.
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>>146919182
Here's your (you)
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>>146919668
oh fair enough, after rereading your comment I misunderstood what you meant.

>>146919690
Exactly. The matchmaker places you with and against equally skilled players, such that the outcome of the game is as close to 50% for each side as possible. People with higher winrates does not mean they are more skilled than players with lower winrates, it just means that they are more skilled than the matchmaker thought they were, for example if they are growing as a player and getting better.
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>>146918982
they have some connection problems today also everyone is in ranked
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>>146919715
Can't really tell if 50 is the average, since Blizzard hasn't told us how it works, but 55 seems to be pretty decent based on what good players on streams and whatnot seem to be getting.
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>play competitive in hopes of average competence level going up
>still have to plead with people to switch to a tank and teams still do the "haha you're the last one to pick you have to play support now :))"

this game is just fucked
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Everything except server tick is forced 50 in this game.
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>>146919494
If you were actually good at the game you'd start to notice a recurring pattern of games where no one on your side was visibly retarded and, because there's at least one good player and 5 others who are at least average or hopefully even better than you, contrasted against the smaller frequency of lost games where players picked multiple of the same character, there was no support for you as tank or vice versa, players were bming in chat while running over and over into Bastion, Hanzo/Genji mains, etc. Given that these players are more often than not overtly present in the games on which you've lost, where the relatively extensive breakdown you receive of your own contribution in simple numbers and, helpfully, how you stack up vs the top three of your team, it's actually extremely easy to notice when bad players have lost you games.

You seem to assume that the people who complain about retards aren't humbly happy when they get a few bronzes and one gold, or a similarly good but not standout array of medals in a winning game.
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>>146919853
Oh, ok I thought this was going to be a percentile based system. Thanks for clearing that up.
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>half our team has their own Discord and refuses to communicate and the rest just don't talk ever
>three golds including most kills of both types as Lucio (D.Va actually did a good job of objective stalling)
>entire team goes for one chokepoint as Junkrat spams grenades down it and gets free ult
>play of the match is reaper walking straight onto the point and M1'ing everyone to death
>lose 3-0

why did I think it would be any different
>>
Since people are gonna ask:

sub 40 = shit tier
40 - 70 = average tier
70+ = amazing tier
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Every single game has been multiple Hanzo/Tracer/Genji on my team. I can't take this, the only decent team I've been paired with for qualifying was my first. Literally every game since then has been a shit show with the enemy winning just because their team has solid composition.
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>>146919150
Is this thread from /krog/?
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>>146915235
All loses so far.
Boy do I love videogames.
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It's high noon
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QUICK

YOU HAVE TEN SECONDS TO POST AN IDEA FOR A GAMEMODE
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DUDE TWO REINHARDTS STANDING ON THE PAYLOAD LMAO
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>>146919914
I got stuck twice on teams where I, a level 50, was the highest level and the opponents had at least two level 70somethings
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why does it go to sudden death if you push the payload faster than the other team
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>>146919715
I got 56, so you're probably pretty good.

If my word isn't enough, most above average to good streamers are getting the mid 50s area.
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>>146919809

you realize thats how forced 50 works

the game assigns you matches you literally can't win or matches you literally can't lose to keep you at 50 independant of what you do

this became a thing because if you soloqueued into dota and afk/left every game, about half of your match log would still be wins
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>>146919994
yeah senpai
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>>146919919
this is bait

>>146920016
Payload only the cart is positioned in the middle of the map and teams have to fight to push it into the enemy base
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If you're playing genji and agent but don't do as much damage as Zarya, delete the game. No reason why a 6.000 damage Zarya should be getting gold medals when you're literally our damage
>>
Hey guys
If you suck shit
Please dont pick Zenyatta
Thanks.
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>>146919213
>need a tank
> he pick roadhog
> team proceeds to get shit on by pharah, 76, zarya ult
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Ranked is out and people still complain about hero picks in quick play. Why can't they just play ranked instead?
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>>146919985
bullshit, pros are getting placed at 55-65

i haven't seen anyone get placed 70+
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>>146919715
40 is average

70+ is god like

50-60 is very good well done senpai desu
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>>146920016
TF2 arena mode
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>>146920016
Contest the map Arathi Basin-like mode with at least 20v20 players.
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>>146919213
Did the same thing once except it was with a Reaper Ulting and we got a team kill. I had to shield him though.
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>>146915245
Both are shitty teams
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>>146920016
ctf
it's not a good idea, i know, but you just said an idea
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>>146920016
capture the flag

your abilities get muted when carrying the flag

defense class limits
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>>146919874
Not even baiting, just my honest opinion. I stopped playing vidya for a while and picked up other hobbies that felt far more enjoyable and rewarding, like MTG, D&D and masturbation tournaments at gloryshot.

I erroneously bought into Blizzard's token pixar trailer hype train and was sorely disappointed. What an incredibly shallow experience they've created.

I could understand if it was free, but 40 dollars? 60 for the "origins" editon? For what? What the fuck are you even paying for? Quirky voice acting and hype campaigns?
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nice game you got here
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>>146920016
TF2 Saxton Hale
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>>146920016
The normal game but with class limits and a votekick system
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HOLY SHIT OWG MY SIDES ARE IN O R B I T

>queue in competitive
>match happens, we win even though we're randoms
>Clearly the other team is not since two players are named Thegenjigod and thehanzogod
>POTG happens
>A Genji named bbbbbbbbbbbbb gets it
>Type 'I guess thegenjigod was no match for the titular bbbbbbbbbbbbb'
>He fucking loses it on his team, I COULDN'T PLAY GENJI RIGHT IT'S ALL THEIR FAULT
>This maximum salt

Genji mains get what the deserve
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I don't know how to feel
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>>146919516
>Implying that Widowmaker needs a nerf on console
McCree is a whole other story though. People are so used to seeing him spam fan the hammer that they forget that his primary fire requires precision, something that console severely lacks. I feel that fan the hammer makes up for the lack of accuracy on console.
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>>146920110
ROADHOG isn't a tank lul.
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>>146920016
>Symmetrical
>Large map
>5 points arranged from each based
>One point in middle
>Team must capture all five points in order
>Enemy next point unlocks after you capture one before it

Sounds familiar
>>
I'm a massive shitter who will never play ranked but the inclusion of ranked has given me the ultimate shield against criticism, I can simply say "Go play ranked, we're here for fun" whenever someone points out that I'm the weak link and I will always be correct.

Thanks Blizzard.
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>Get a duplicate of the skin I got IN THE SAME LOOT BOX

I didn't want that Hanzo recolor once Blizzard, I sure as hell didn't need it a second time
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>>146919853
got 62 with 7-3
>>
i got ranked 51

what does that mean
>>
>randomly ask a good guy on your team join ur party
>he accepts
>play a couple of games
>fail miserably, support guy is playing alright
>after 3 games together he says "im sorry id like to solo" and leaves
HOW BAD I AM
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>>146920016
all mcree
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>>146920016
TDM, capture the flag, and a gamemode that everyone plays as Winston and call it banana butter fest
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>>146920294
you are above average
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>>146920083
>Payload only the cart is positioned in the middle of the map and teams have to fight to push it into the enemy base
So tug of war?

>>146920016
To steal from TF2, we need a Saxton Hale mode
A character with an unreasonable amount of health, damage, etc. All versus him.
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>lost 5/10 of my placements in a row

Elo hell back at it again.
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>>146920127
that's because it's PLACEMENT rank.

Do you see 3200 ranked arena wow players getting that high after 10 games? No they're fucking around in 1800-2.2k

If it starts all the really good people high then all the bad players need to be really low, instead it starts everyone near the middle
>>
>first competitive game
>get put up against a fucking god tier team with impeccable aim
>gold medals in 4 categories including eliminations with...5

Prolly just gonna have fun in quick play and arcade brawls. Not feeling the fun in running into premades as a first timer puggin comp.
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Literally just played a match against a soldier 76 clearly using an aimbot (not talking about his ult, fuck off)

so fucking dumb. lost the competitive match with his 78% kill participation
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WE FUCKING DID IT
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I got 53, dunno how I should feel about this for now. Had to leave last game because a shitter left the match but I was the gold medalist.
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Don't hit on me, silly boys.
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Double tracer with double zarya is fucking cancer on koth
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>>146920265
glad i dont ever again have play with shitter fucktards like you who think not capping points is "fun". you probably main hanzo lmao
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>lose first 5 with 3+ golds every game
>win next 5 with 3+ golds every game
>51 rating
Fuck this game
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>>146920254
He's a tank with a Mercy

Well, he's a Mercy ult feeder anyway

also

>Super low level in competitive play
>He's on my team
>'hey guys just starting out :)'

Okay there has to be some level restrictions on this shit come the fuck on with this dead weight shit
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When the game is going full retard, you can only go with it.

If you start going against it, if you start going half retard, you're fucking done for.
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>>146920296
this is why I never add people after "good games"

>play dota2
>support some guy, we win the game pretty easily because the enemies start raging as per usual
>he wants to party
>next game we lose and he leaves without a word
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>Sudden death

Who thought this shit was a good idea?
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>>146920383
>66
fucking hacker
>>
get out of this thread if you have a rank below 40
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>>146920438
25 is the restriction.
But 25 is easy as fuck.
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>>146919751
>I am hello
>Team are hi
>lose
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>Loosing on KOTH at the final 20 percent
>'Tracer here!'
>'Winston reporting.'
>'Genji is with you.'
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>>146920362
>premading
>60 elims as mei

nice edits senpai
>>
Sub-50 cannot be the average rank because the base starting rank is 50 and it is adjusted up or down from there.

For the majority of people to have sub-50 then that means the majority of matches have been losses for everyone, which obviously can't happen, whenever 6 people lose 6 other people win.

Average is around 50, stop trying to soothe your ego by saying the average is 40 and pretending your 52 is impressive.
>>
Please, please, PLEASE if you are in your placement matches
Do not play the following heroes:

Mei
Hanzo
Symmetra
Torbjorn
Zenyatta
Genji
D.Va

Please, please, PLEASE do not pick these heroes if you haven't yet completed your placement matches! The people you are playing with that don't pick these heroes are whats called "functional human beings" that understand basic logic and awareness levels. If you think you should at any point pick one of these heroes, you are potentially going to bring down the performance of these other "functional human beings" on your team!
If you'd like to know more, you can look up the concept of 'winning' on your internet browser. It's a complicated subject for people who aren't functional, but it is still worth a read!
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>>146913879

its not

8-2
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>>146920467
Not Blizzard, apparently
They're trying to eliminate it from the game after this season
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>>146920362
>premades
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>>146920248
It means you did relatively well even though you lost those games.
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>>146920538
all were solo
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>>146920438
his moves benefit himself or assist in damage. I would consider a tank a protector, he's all offense. a one man apocalypse.
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>>146920508
Good job, you translated it.
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>>146920559
Who gives a fuck? Get friends to stack with if it bothers you that much faggot.
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>2nd placement match
>electricity goes out
>PC turns off

There is no wind or storm outside, no FUCKING reason for it to happen

Everytime I play something that's longer than 20min...

FUCK
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>>146920272
Which one was it?
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Why everyone has a purple square and I have somethibg white and yellow beside my name in comp?
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>>146916745
>be junk rat
>kill 5 people with my nades
>ult and kill the chimping out winston
>get called a hacker
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>>146920559
Symmetra is good if the enemy team is retarded
>>
How hard is it to move up/down a rank after your placement?
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>>146920609
i can see the blue team chat in your screenshot senpai
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>>146920053
If this is true, join a game and run around in circles. Kill nobody. Do this every game. If forced 50 is real you'll win half your games.
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>>146920559
Now I know what heros to play
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>Overtime
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>>146920621
He's a pretty good Mercy protector

He's huge, so all I have to do is fly behind him with healing stream on and he protects me while murdering the other team

He can also massively self-heal, so he's basically a giant hitbox to hide behind that's super hard to kill
>>
Can there be an option for "Accept longer queue times in favor of never being forced to backfull"
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>>146920559
upboated!!
>>
>>146920016
protect the VIP

boss mode where you kill the other teams big bag of health
>>
Is ranked based on wins or personal performance
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IS THERE A /vg/ TEAM BEING MADE FOR COMPETITIVE?

We need a team. Or multiple teams. We have SO many people posting in this thread it's crazy if we don't group up and play together!

A few requirements for the team would be:

>Must have an account over level 25 (it's a requirement to even play competetive)
>Must be competent in playing at least one hero from each class (offensive, tank, etc)
>Must be able to play at least one core (Mercy) hero
>Must be able to listen to team calls and play the objective
>Must restrain themselves from rage, both in text form or vocally to the team

>Microphone communication preferred

Who would be interested in a /vg/ team?
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>>146918509
Patrician taste
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>start 3-0 in placements
>win first round in 4th match
>entire enemy team ragequits, instant win

the shitters are out in full force today
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First placement match, I have a good feeling
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>>146920671
It means you're a homophone
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>>146920467
>first point is always biased towards attackers because they respawn both sooner and closer
>defenders don't get to switch sides if they lose
It's basically a coin flip to decide the outcome of the match, if you get attack, you win.
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>>146920691
Moving down is very easy, moving up is very hard, judging by PTR. People reported having to play ~30 matches to move up in above average ranks.
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>>146920731
play ranked, no backfilling at all
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>>146920559
I picked mercy and I lost
I picked roadhog and I lost
I picked D.va and got four medals, three of which were gold, while also managing to win

I was gonna not pick D.va even though I'm best at her but at this point I'm just gonna do what I want
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WHO 10-0 MASTERRACE HERE?!
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>>146920637
>computer overheats
>short circuits power board

surprised your house hasn't burned down
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>>146920743
Pretty sure it's wins. If it was personal rating I'm sure I'd be at least 55

see >>146920434
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>>146920778
Oh
>>
i got 50 how shit is that where do i compare
>>
>>146920729
Unless there's a Bastion or concentrated fire. Then he dies instantly. Then again that's true for any hero.
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Rank 57, is this any good? All soloq and I lost a match when we were up 2-0 to a dc I think my record was either 6-4 or 7-3
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>>146920761
try hard

if there ever was a /owg/ team it should a chill or troll team
>>
>>146920559
>don't pick torb
Am I being rused?
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>>146920671
it's BUGGED
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>>146920516
>"Hanzo, at your service."
>>
>Sudden death Kings Row
>Spawn point is a 10 second walk to the point on offense
>30 second walk to the point on defense

Bravo Blizzard!
>>
>this brawl

The best one so far, right?

With the shorted cooldown on the boosters its a 24/7 aerial dogfight
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>Try competitive mode
>Dorado Attack team
>Go Reinhardt
>The enemy team have three torbs, widowmaker with mercy, and a junkrat
>Our team started off with fucking TWO HANZOS
>"Ok maybe they are good or something, god fuck.."
>All they did was take potshots from the entrance at the Widomaker
>Tell my team to take out the turrets as I shield them
>They don't respond
>Realize that trying to go from the Payload's path ain't going to be an option
>Somehow managed to charge up my ult
>Sneak behind the Widowmaker and Mercy, demolish them with ult
>Go around and managed to kill two Torbs and their turrets in the process before getting killed by Junkrat's wheel
>At this point I am assuming my team AT LEAST could have took care of the last two and get on the payload
>They literally have done jack shit
>Apparently they could not handle the Torb
>Try reasoning them that maybe, just maybe, if the enemy team is stacking a specific hero to abuse its abilities, just maybe, we should also start stacking to a hero that directly counters the said problem, like Pharah for the current instance
>No fucking response nor anyone changing to anything that would somewhat help with the situation
>Game ends with Mei, McCree, Two Hanzos and a Genji which I have no idea what they were even attempting to do
>"Switching sides"
>Ignore the penalty warning and just leave

Why oh why is it that in every game that have ranked mode people just starts to tap into their inner primal retardation and basically ignores every noise of common sense yelling at them? It's like I'm not even asking for a Win at this point. Just some signs that you have some understanding of the current situation and is trying to come up with a solution for it.

God fuck, it's just not worth it. Fuck maining faggots too.
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>>146920761
haha playing with you shitters?
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>got to 1000 shekels
What should I buy
Top five most played are Soldier, Rein, Torb, Lucio, Mei
Already have Lionhardt
Thinking about Night-Ops for that sweet Carbine skin, it's like I'm actually playing cawadooty
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>>146920905
I fucking love it. Great airshot practice.
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>tfw playing exclusively lucio in placement
i am a shitter.
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>>146920768
nice paint edit retard
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>>146920947

wait for the new summer skins
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>have a great idea
>lose all my placement matches
>troll my team as mei or no healing support so we lose as soon as possible
>get down to rank 20
>suddenly i can carry every game
>winning 20 games in a row barely ranks me up

ez comp points yo
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>>146920906
>>Go Reinhardt
>In competitive

This was your first mistake
>>
lose 2 matches to leaver faggots, would have gone 7-3 in placements if it wasn't for these sorry cunts, now i'm gonna get stuck in elo hell with retarded shitters, thanks oblizzard
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>>146920947
Frog for Lucio to be minorly smaller and harder to see
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Post YFW 2 level 25's in competitive on your team
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>>146920895
>he doesnt have a symmetra
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>>146920976
enjoy your freelo
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>>146920768
I honestly start to see early victories as a bad sign since for some reason every 10 games afterwards is a crushing defeat of sort.
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>>146920947
night ops is gross. bone is by far the best 76 skin. Get Ribbit for Lucio.
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>You got 1 afk and literally can't win now so you may leave with no penalty
>You still lose to :* )
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>>146919827
Most people are average. What a surprise.
>>146920629
Yes, because it makes less sense than ooga booga
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>>146920947
Get Okami if you're a shitter, it makes Hanzo's ult quieter
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>>146920854
Sure, we could do a 6-man Soldier 76 team

>>146920931
>Implying you have other friends to play with
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>>146920329
pretty much. Except more of a "push of war". But you have the idea. Who is attack and who is defense would shift dynamically mid game depending on whos base the payload is currently in. I think that there's some value in that.
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I can no longer handle these king of the hill maps with a Junkrat on both teams non stop shooting an objective then suiciding on it to get his martydom off as soon as someone gets on him. There is a reason every pro team is banning every single one of the king of the hill maps because they are bullshit
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>>146920761
I would, not that my opinion matters anyways
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>>146920538
>>146920593
>>146920705
alright lets check out my match history and find out

sabin#2147 my bnet
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What did you guys calibrate at?
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So how is the ranking score in terms of your skill? I thought it'd be a placement of like Bronze, Silver, Gold, Plat/Diamond but instead it's a number.

100 is obviously a perfect player, 0 is dogshit why even play; So 50 is average right?
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>>146921082
why didn't you use pistol?
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>>146921063
I thought the joke of it all was to make nonsensical statements.
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>>146921025
mfw i join as a level 20 and im on the other team pushing 'muh levels, my ranks' shitters like you in :^)
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>>146921082
hahahahahaha WoW players transferred to Overwatch i see
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>>146921025
>Higher level means Im better at the game!


Its like im back playing Modern Warfare 2!
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>>146921082
>Not healing
>Not buffing
>Still got dick in hand

Guess when you should have switched to pistol?
Here's a hint, it was before you were being shot and after you realised you were on your fucking own on the point.
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>>146920761
I can fit all that
unless you consider telling our hanzo to change heros is "Rage"
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>>146921082
You can lead your team to a point, but you can't make them cap.
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>>146921025
>enemy team has a level 25 torb
>on koth
>trying to set up and upgrade turrets right next to the point
>alone
>while we're capping and shooting him
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>>146921093
>>Implying you have other friends to play with

That's just you, buddy!
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>>146921082
>get shot
>don't even pull out pistol
>don't even run behind cover for healthkit
>mercy players
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>>146921081
Hanzo is literally my least played character so no
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How'd I do?
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>>146920705
>the blue team chat
I'm not sure what you're getting at, since blue chat is available for any team member. Are you perhaps confusing it with green group chat?
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>>146921206
>level 25 in team
>instapicks hanzo

The first and only hanzo in comp so far
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>>146921045
>bone is by far the best 76 skin
filtered
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>>146913516
>https://a.tumblr.com/tumblr_o973w19WBu1t4qcv1o1.mp3#_=_

mfw I had a bad day and this kind of help
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>>146921169
>>146921210
>>146921232
>its never your team's fault

this, is the greatest meme in /owg/
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>>146921214
>mlp
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>>146921159
100 is impossible
80+ is extremely unlikely

40 is average
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>>146921082
SHOOT HIM YOU SHITTER
THERE'S A FUCKING TINY SHED TO YOUR RIGHT YOU SHITTER
YELL AT YOUR TEAM YOU SHITTER
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>>146921253
very very well
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>>146921201
>level 20
You can't play ranked until level 25 retard, nice try though
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>>146921201
>>146921206

Because clearly getting to level 25 is more then enough to establish correct roles and classes in this game
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>>146921082
>Mercy that doesnt use pistol

good job desu, your pretty much wasting a team slot

>>146921315
ME OOGA
TEAM BOOGA
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>>146921253
You're what proves that not all of /owg/ is shit.
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>>146919518
>then grabs a big healthpack
Keks aside, i usually do this to gain monopoly and avoid the enemy from grabbing it midfight
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>>146921082
>Nobody within a country fucking mile to heal
>Doesn't automatically have pistol out
>Doesn't look around for someone to fly to
>Doesn't hide in a corner
>>
>First, we wanted to be upfront and let players know that we won’t be able to release our Competitive Play patch on all platforms at the same time. The patch will be going live on PC today, while PlayStation 4 and Xbox One players can expect it sometime next week. We don’t have an exact date to share, but we can confirm that the patch is going through approvals right now on both platforms.

>We know this isn’t an ideal way to deliver new content, so we’re going to continue to refine our patching processes over the next few months in an effort to sync up our release dates across platforms as closely possible. Although our Battle.net client will always allow us to be more agile on PC, we hope to reach a point where we can release major updates on PC, Xbox One, and PlayStation 4 simultaneously.

Translation: In the future we will hold back PC updates until we can patch xbox and ps4 as well.
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>people stay on the point even less
>on defense
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>>146921315
>play like a retard surrounded by retards
>it's muh team's fault!
>everyone is retarded but me
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>>146921303
it is tho

that and stunt rider 76
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>>146921253
You did really fucking well. You're a statistical outlier.
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>>146921082
Not like the team wasn't shitters but for fucks sake you tried to fucking shoot him with your heal for a sec there
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>>146920621
Roadhog is incredibly good at disrupting people and thus protecting his team

His hook has a fairly low cooldown and acts basically as a stun, it stops the enemy dead for a moment and then pulls them away from whatever it is they're trying to murder i.e. your Mercy for example.

Whole Hog is the definition of NEVER TALK TO ME OR MY WIFE'S HANZO EVER AGAIN because it sends people fucking flying, as well as shredding anyone without a shitload of health or a shield to hide behind. Monkey trouble all over your healer? Oh no, if only there were some way to pin him in a corner for the entire duration of his ult so he can't do shit to them.

Plus: >>146920729
what this nigga said. Roadhog's big and beefy and he gets in the way of shots meant for his healers a lot, plus he has a lot of survivability on his own. He's a good match for Mercy and he works well with Zenyatta too, since Zen doesn't have to be right in there mixing it up with him to keep him alive.
>>
>tfw i cant be good with roadhog nomatter how hard i try
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>>146920761
What about consoles, I know pc is better in every way shape and form but I got a xbone
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>>146921327
thats LPS, dumb fuck
>>
So I'm going to have a team of four premade. Are we going to rock face against all the straight up solo queue pubs?
>>
gonna get this game
what should I know going in
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>>146921315
>team is good enough to push the enemy completely off the first point
>5 second delayed reaction to being shot at

yeah, you lost because of your "team"
>>
/owg/ right now in a nutshell:
>forced 50 is real
>is rank n good?
>nerf Mercy
>console when?
>I refuse to accept I'm average
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>>146921408
>stunt rider 76
>not Daredevil
alright dude I was seeing if you could redeem yourself but you are beyond redemption
>>
People seriously underestimate how many shitters play this game. 40-45 is average.
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>>146921082
>mercy on offense

you deserve it
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>>146921395
They're doing the same thing with D3 right now and nobody complains
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>>146921447
also daily reminder that hooking a bastion takes them out of turret mode
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I fucking hate KOTH and my last THREE matches have been on fucking chingchong tower
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>>146921159
That assumes a normal distribution. The real distribution will probably be bell shaped, and we need to know where the peak is.
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>>146921169
>>146921210
>>146921232
>>146921337
>>146921372
He literally had less than 2 seconds between first seeing the 76 and being dead. And unless the 76 is complete shit, which he obviously wasn't, there's zero chance of you surviving that encounter. You'd be lucky to get two hits off let alone on target before you're dead.
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>>146921082
Why would anyone heal someone named cucklord?
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>there are people that don't have at least 1k gold ready for a summer swimsuit skin
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>>146921480
I played as a group of 6. First game was pretty good. We won but it was close.

Second game was on Ilios, and we lose 0-100 three games in a row.
>>
You can only post in this thread if you're above rank 50.
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Is the Quick Play stat tracking for medals busted for anyone else after the patch? None of my kills/assists were counted and my damage was stuck at 48.
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>>146921492
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Li9ltgngSb0
>learn the characters
>learn their roles
>play what you feel will best contribute to the match
>don't be hardheaded about sticking to a hero
>don't let others tell you who you should be playing
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>>146921531
I'm willing to bet after a week 20-30 will be average
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>>146921531
>t. 48 point shitter
50 is like, the baseline. If you can't even hit the baseline for being good, you have no right to talk
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>tfw top 500

How do I get C9 to sign me up?
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>>146920516
>KOTH in overtime
>running back to the point
>teammate is literally strafing back and forth 1 foot outside the line

i can't handle it. every fucking time we ever lose a round there is inevitably one or two people who are just LOOKING at the payload or point and making zero attempt to get to it. we need a 'shame of the game' recap at the end of every round showing the stupid fucking hanzo taking potshots at a chokepoint with a picture-in-picture of the cart sliding home that he's not even looking at
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>>146921515
You forgot
>map x is unfair
>sudden death is unfair
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>>146913516
Wasn't prepared
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>>146921562
this, this, and this.

not even the guy who posted the original webm but you guys are awful, /owg/
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>they went with time bank
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>>146921529
the colors on daredevil are better but i like the helmet.

It's like how i really want to love the stonehardt skin but i can't because there's no helmet.
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>>146921562
He could have juked and got two headshots off, sure it wouldn't have killed but it would have been more useful than just giving S76 some ult charge and a kill.
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>>146920516
>>'Winston reporting.'
Isnt this a good thing?
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>>146921636
>5th placement match
>someone on the opposite team is rank 54

looks like I'm safe boys
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>>146921562
>>146921674
>die and play like a retard
>lol /owg/ you guys suck....
kill yourself healslut
>>
>>146916473

If it's your team, you'll eventually steamroller your way back up
>>
Went 5-5 and got 52

There's a weird yellow symbol only visible on my screen though, I figure it's a bug
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>>146921562
You have a gliding ability

If the enmy is shooting at you glide to the farthest teamate you can

If theres no teamates near, thats your fault

The only healer the team should give a shit about protecting is Zenyatta
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>>146921328
This is what I was wondering. Thanks. 80+ would be a pro player yeah?


0~20, stop playing.
20~30, under average.
30~40, average.
40~50, slightly over average.
50~60, good player.
60~70, amazing player
70+ 'eSports'

This is what I figure it is
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>>146921641
>tfw you realize it's just a glitch and everyone is seeing it for themselves.
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>>146921448
>You will never have a delicate Mercy pressing kisses to your mask for protecting her from that big mean Red Team and a filthy horny Junkrat sucking off your fat unwashed dick from below for pinning the enemy team for his bombs to Shrek

You disgust me. Try harder.
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>>146921562
if he wasn't standing still like a retard he wouldn't have died so quickly
if he tried shooting the soldier he might have started dodging and missed a few more shots
if he strafed into the shed with the health he could have survived and still contested the point
if he was actually good he could have gotten 2 or 3 hits on the soldier and taken him down below half hp
maybe if he had stayed alive for longer than 5 seconds his team would walk back and help kill the soldier
>>
>join game
>4 winstons and a Rein
wat do
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>>146921709
Winston is so overpowered, it's basically game over
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>>146921673
I love both Undertale and Overwatch, but this is super cringe to the point that it makes my skin crawl.
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>>146921450
Isn't console the place where Torb reigns supreme and Bastion turns slow as fuck (like that one webm)?

>>146921492
Here's what you need to know:
>Get good at the "best" heroes
>Learn how to call for shitter pub teams if you have a mic
>Play the objective - don't be some K/D shitter like in CoD
>Switching heroes is the name of the game. Not after every single death, but if you notice there's someone objectively better than whoever you're playing to fight the enemy, then switch to them
>Leave any game that someone auto-picks a hero called "Hanzo"

Most importantly:
>Team communication is everything. You're a bunch of chickens running around with your dicks chopped off if you can't AT LEAST type in chat what's going on. You could suck ass at the game and get easily a 60%+ winrate JUST by letting your team know what's up over mic.
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tfw 0 charge
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>>146921709
no.

this is one of the worst possible things.
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>>146921760
does it end in rape
>>
Average rank must be 50, it is the rank starting point and for every win, there is an accompanying loss, every loss there is a similar win. The median will always be 50 because there is no draw situation.

SOMEONE ALWAYS WON AND SOMEONE ALWAYS LOST, the average rank is 50.
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1st game was a troll symetra, 3rd game was a genji who was playing more chat than the game

rank 57

i carried the shit out of those games too.
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>>146921789
If you only play Genji or Symmetra, sure.
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>>146920641
The basic red recolor. I've played Hanzo for less than a minute and that was only because I accidentally switched to him instead of someone else.
>>
Not even the guy, but you guys are seriously retarded

>>146921757
Watch the webm, there's no teammates by because they left the point early. There's no teammates in LoS when he first sees the 76

>>146921782
You're still talking about a 2 second window. He tried dodging, maybe he could have pulled out his gun and got a couple shots off. His team is still retarded for completely abandoning the point.
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>>146921901
It's pretty funny murdering Winstons as Symmetra when you've got an orb or Mercy healing you.
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>>146921856
u might be dumb
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>>146921862
I think wins mean jack shit and it's all about personal performance because I went 6-4 with getting POTG and fuckloads of golds every match and got 59
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>/owg/ - its always your fault

ranked was a mistake
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>>146921821
Winston is fucking great. As long as you're not retarded and stay away from Reaper and Roadhog and other face-rapists (Uh, hello, you have a fucking JUMP KEY) then you're golden. You can rape Genji/Tracer/McCree/(insert any hero with under 250HP here) all day long.

Also the bubble shield is handy as fuck, don't diss it
>>
>>146913510

tears
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>>146921541
It's also worth pointing out that if you can aim, when you hook a Winston you can kill him from full health in two shots. Rein takes about three, I think.

Basically Roadhog's really, REALLY good at protecting his team's squishier people, he just does it in a more aggressive way than Rein or D.Va do; Rein lays down a shield for them to hide behind and shoot from in safety, D.Va eats projectiles so her team don't get hit, and Roadhog just tries to murder the shit out of anything that comes near his support team.
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>>146921901
Or if you play as anyother character besides Bastion and D.va
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>>146913516
>>
>go pee during intermission
>get kicked 20s later during warmup on koth
FUCK
YOU
BLIZZARD
>>
>>146921862
Wins dont matter
I went 5-5 and got 59
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>>146917706
welcome to edgy shitter land
>>
>>146921760
did mei get anus-annihilated by streetpig?
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>>146921942
it doesn't matter if his team is retarded

the more important issue is that he is also retarded

nobody can fix you if you're part of the problem
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>>146921792
>Undertale
???
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>>146922167
>>146922167
>>146922167
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why
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>>146921990
Winston can be great at jumping around and dropping shield bubbles, which i agree are really nice, but he does no fucking damage. If you're playing anyone with any health at all you can just stand there and he does nothing, especially if you have a healer anywhere near you.

also his ult is okay i guess.
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>>146921045
>people that are not kids unnironically like Ribbit
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>>146922174
>>146922174
>>146922174

new thread
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>>146921913
For some reason, I had a feeling you were gonna say that. But in any case, that sucks that you got a dupe.
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Why is comp so nerve wracking, bros?
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>>146922173
I think the backing track might be from Undertale, actually
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>>146922173
The music in the background there is His Theme, from Undertale
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>Tfw slow as fuck internet
>Tfw someone is probably downloading porn
>Tfw I'm just sitting here in my underwear, eating sausage I smoked earlier in the week and sipping mimosas cause it's the only thing that sounded remotely tasty
>Tfw watching everyone jerk off to their competitive rating while I have to sit here and die rapidly inside
>>
>>146922090
Literally his only option was to turn around and run to his team, even then there's a 50% chance he probably won't make it.

Stop acting like you'd do better under the circumstances, because you'd probably panic and try to dodge like he did.
>>
>>146922249
Gotcha, it's not just some cutesy piano track, it's a cutesy piano track from a meme game
>>
>Numbani defense
>Bored of playing support/tank all the time
>Go Torb just for shits and giggles
>2 other players go Torb as well
>Spend the whole match on Facebook, occasionally running around to pick up scrap and toss armor around at teammates
>Get POTG
>Some guy sends me hate mail over it

God, being Torb on consoles is so fun
I'm glad he's being nerfed, though
>>
>>146922198
no but its better than hippityhop because your hands and eyes light up

and the hockey ones are fucking gross
>>
>>146922197
Winston's job is to land behind the enemy and beat the shit out of their mercy while screaming AGROOHA so the enemy all freak out and turn around to shoot the fuck out of him and meanwhile your team murders them/pushes the payload/caps the point.
He's not really supposed to be murdering anyone apart from the odd Hanzo or Widowmaker, he's just meant to be being FUCKING ANNOYING and making the enemy waste a lot of time and effort trying to take him out, much like Tracer.
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I did solo queue, went 6-4, got rank 53. Admittedly that's not a great record, but I got 16.7k average damage. I thought Blizzard said personal stats also mattered, if it does the impact is abyssal. I guess 10 matches represents too much variance and you need to play more to achieve an actual good rank. Anyone else with a similar record?
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>>146922047
the afk kick is fucking absurd in this game
>new round
>push to talk isn't working correctly
>go into the settings and try changing some shit
>KICKED FOR INACTIVITY
>round hadn't even fucking started yet
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>>146922315
You probably wouldn't know it if you haven't played the game, but this music plays at a very pivotal, inspirational, emotional part of the game.
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>>146922197
>the age old Winston does no damage meme
>especially in clusters like KotH where he'll hit multiple people with the Tesla

If you're trying to 1v1 a Roadhog or D.VA, maybe.
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>>146922315
>Meme game

There's that phrase again
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>>146922285
i'd either follow my team or have my pistol out and be looking around in case i got ganked

my aim with mercy's pistol is fine and i would have been able to solo a soldier that didn't even fire helix rockets

he only looks good because mercy was standing still
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attackers always win sudden death
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>using best torb strat on attack in russia
>team is hating me in chat
>win game with 53 elims
>team still hating

All hail the midget king
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>>146921789
Yes, but the fact that you heard it means he was on your team, which is good if he is so strong
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>>146922424
Not to say anything about the game itself, but it is a meme. Saying it's not a meme doesn't make it any less of a meme.
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>Widowmaker is so FUCKING bad
>>super slow while aiming
>>can't jump and shoot
>>can get out aimed/prefired by anyone who plays cs go because of ping/peekers advantage
>>can't hide anywhere because of tracers and loud as fuck noises
>>barely any damage without a headshot on heroes with all different head heights and sizes and speeds
>TERRIBLE CHARACTER
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>>146922487
>put sentry on payload
>reinhardt puts shield up

it's literally unbeatable
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Alright, overwatch sucks today too. Losing to Tjorbjorn on payload is the worst. I switched to Junkrat and accomplished fuck all because they had everyone on the load. Mei, Rein, Genji, Tjorbjorn, Lucio...

It is so cheesy and I know it is counterable, but fuck, I am not good enough to do it.
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>it's a "an autistic genji runs circles and obliterates your level <50 team" episode
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>>146922445
He's clearly moving though, which tells me you're actually retarded and not worth talking to.
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>>146920804
>tfw 1 win 9 losses
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>>146922043
>2016
>not having a piss jug
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>>146913630
Honestly it really rustles my jimmies when people say this seriously. Obviously higher levels are gonna mean something when you're a team of 30-50s up against people in the mid 100's. They're obviously players who've committed a lot more time to the game and, on average, are gonna be better at it than most players below their level. That doesn't mean I haven't seen my fair share of 100+ players who were complete shitters
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>>146922786
Replied to wrong one. Meant for
>>146922047
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I just finished the patch download, anyone to play for a couple of games? Mics?
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>>146922357
Yes, in other words, all of his legendaries suck. Dont go after legendaries just because they are legendaries. Auditiva is best
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>yfw shitters projecting their shortcomings on you
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>>146920016

Moon Mode

Gravity is turned way down
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>>146922487
What is this strat? Also, why would your own team hate you for it?
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mei is hindering our team with icewalls the whole match in competitive. 1 player is ruining the placement matches of 12 people. how can we fix this
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SUDDEN DEATH IS SO FUCKEN STUPID

LITERALLY HAVING A GAME DETERMINED BY RNG COIN FLIP
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>lag for literally just half a minute and get DCd during hero select
>come back in even before hero select is done and I was kicked at the very start
>rejoin match
>win
>it counts as a loss
>placed at rank 54
>friends who i did all my placements with got put in 60

i feel cheated

how low is 54 anyways?
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>finish my 10 placement matches
>50% W/L and an overall 3 E/D
>only a 48
What does it take to be a fucking 70 or something then? Christ.
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>first match
>king's row attack
>no one plays tank or healer despite me asking them to switch
>go rein
>can never go in because I just melt
>stuck at first choke
>they take A easily when it's their turn to attack

>second match
>gibraltar attack
>takes a while but we eventually push to the end
>when they attack they steamroll through to the end
>sudden death
>they're attacking
>we lose

>third match
>hanamura defense
>teammates keep pushing up too far and dying
>they take A easily
>we stall for a bit on B but lose it as well
>when we attack I'm the only tank (Winston)
>have a Genji and Hanzo on our team
>against 2 Torb, a Widow, a Rein, a Pharah, and some other shit
>never make it to first point

Should I just give up now? This is infuriating
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Why are you faggots hating on D.VA so hard? I literally wreck shit with her and get golds all the time.

>flank instantly on attack
>distract entire team
>kill one of them
>put energy shield up
>my team finally gets to the point and kills remaining

I usually get my mech destroyed and pick one off from behind a corner before doing all of the above over again

Not only that but I can knock stupid ass pharah out of the sky and ruin Widow's/Torb's/Bastion's life.

If they ever buff her shotguns I'll have golds in elims every match.
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>>146913868
Her ult won't get nerfed because it's too fucking easy to fuck it up. Even in a situation where it's tactically "perfect" to use the ult, it's fairly likely that your teammates will just fuck off and get killed again instead of learning.

Her ult is too reliant on everyone in the equation not being retarded and the enemy letting you get it off.
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Wtf is the point of D.VA's ult? Unless you have Mei or Lesbian Dyke on your team, people literally just walk away and stand behind a box for safety.

I haven't had more than 2 kills with it since the first couple weeks.
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>>146925465
She does literally no damage and ult is beyond useless.
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>>146925465
D.Va is pretty fun, but Reinhart fucks her shit up the second he remembers he has a dash, which I'm pretty sure would still be true even if they fixed that stupid bug. She's also REALLY weak to basically anything being behind her. If she ejects into a corner or enemy, she's as good as dead. You also need to be really aware of basically everything on the map while not in the robot, because you're fragile as shit.

On the upside, her E is silly and completely ignores a lot of stuff, her dash is really good for flanking and maneuvering around enemies (and dealing with Widows), and because of how the robot works, if you're capable of playing keepaway, you can easily rack up 5+ Killstreaks.

Her ult needs to charge faster and her cannons could use a minor buff, but otherwise she feels fairly promising.
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>>146925764
I always seem to get a good amount with her... my average is K:D is 15:5. Besides, thats not really the point of her. She IS a tank...

Maybe people are stupid and expect to get kills from 50 feet away. I literally just land next to people and shoot the shit out of them before they know what happened.
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Did I fuck up playing Lucio in my placements?

Everyone is saying they went 5-5 but got a lot of gold medals so they ended up in the high 50's, I did the same with golds in healing and objective time but ended at 40.
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>7wins 3losses
>63 rating
Alright whatever, glad i'm done with that 10 game forced bullshit.
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>>146913516
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>>146918863
>>146918872
>>146918986
>>146918993
>>146919101
>>146919198
The game we "lost" was because someone left and it told us we could leave without a penalty. So we did. That might be a factor other than that I seems random. Now I'm 18-6 at rank 50 something.
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>>146919182
>He doesn't want to kill fuckers in a giant robot while eating his Doritos and drinking his Mountain Dew.
D.Va is pretty much /a/ and /v/'s brainchild.
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Is this like 67th percentile or something?
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>>146913392
>people thought overwatch could be competitive
>Ilios Ruins is completely shown to be unbalanced because red ship is 3-5 seconds closer then the blue ship and also has less obsticles to get to the point
>KOTH is a shitty game mode
>some maps give 5 minutes when a points capped
>some maps give 2-3 minutes
>maps range from really easy for attack/defend to ungodly fucking unfair for either side
>spawns on most maps NEVER CHANGE so you still have to walk half way across the fucking world to get to the point
>mfw people thought competitive could work
>mfw no server browser or map/game mode preference filter for comp
>mfw I get ilios well and just play lucio running around the fucking edge of the well contesting
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