Kill All Shems Edition
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News:
>Daddy is gone, he left us for Beamdog
>Gameplay trailer for Obsidian's new RPG Tyranny now out
>B&W is here, new patch just released
>New ME trailer, along with new info. Most of the leaked stuff appears to be true
>Master Chris Avellone is writing an FPS or something
>There's probably something dabwg related in the steam sale: http://pastebin.com/v5H5Hyp1
Andromeda info: http://pastebin.com/BiK2KhPw
Dragon Age Shit:
>Check THIS before asking questions:
http://pastebin.com/sLhvksnE
>DA:O Mods
http://pastebin.com/UFaZuPsv
>How do I import my save into DA:I?
>http://www.dragonagekeep.com
You can use this website to create your own DA World History by bringing over your choices from the previous games. You need an Origin account.
>Where is my Warden?
Getting the worm therapy treatment
>Yar I'm a piratefag, help me break the law!
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BzqpBc4MrAMXY0h3NGh1dVduYmc/view
http://daitools.freeforums.org/save-game-editor-t421.html
>/dag/ (incomplete) Art Archive
http://dagnaart.imgur.com
>/dag/ booru
http://dagna.booru.org/index.php
>Help me /dag/+/bwg/, I want to get comfy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkb5ul0RgqQ
Friendly reminder that four M ass Effect books nobody asked for are coming out sometime later next year!
I'm gonna marry a solaswife!!!
This post is dedicated to the free Elves who live in peace and bliss wandering the land and celebrating its glory!
Just reached Skyhold, what place should I go to first? I unlocked like 5 new locations. I've only been to Storm Coast outside of the Hinterlands so far. I'm level 9 so nothing too high level.
Is it normal for a male to get hot flashes?
>>146870080
Black Emporium
>>146870080
Haven - L1-4
Hinterlands - L4-7, L8-11, L12+
Val Royeaux - L4-6
Fallow Mire - L8-10, L12-15
Storm Coast - L7-11, L13-15+
Forbidden Oasis - L8-12, L5-15, L18-20
Skyhold - L10-12
Crestwood - L10-12, L13+
The Western Approach - L10-13, L14+
The Exalted Plains - L10-13, L13-16
Emerald Graves - L14-16, L16-20
Emprise du Lion - L16-19, L19-22
The Hissing Wastes - L19-23
>>146870080
Crestwood because it's low level and has the first keep, then the Western Approach
See this
http://www.ign.com/wikis/dragon-age-inquisition/Areas
>>146870095
What's that?
>>146870080
did you run into the dragon in the hinterlands
i have fond memories of getting raped by it
>>146870263
>>146870298
Thanks.
I'll grab my specialization then try taking the Crestwood keep.
>>146869594
>feminine face
Cullen or the girl from the picture?
Meredith did nothing wrong.
>>146870095
Can be. Are you taking meds?
>>146870897
Yes but it's all stuff I've taken for years
>>146870767
Umh what feminine face?
>>146871415
Fuck, meant to link other post
>>146868285
>>146869594
>White elf
Uh could you STOP white washing??
>>146871474
Cullen's more masculine than Anders but less masculine than Kaidan or Alistair imo
Oh my GOD I'm hungry
>been using the same bow I crafted at level 2
>still cant craft a better one at level 10
Forever stuck at 120 damage.
Daddy is so triggered...
>>146871667
>less masculine than Kaidan or Alistair
Is such a thing even possible?
>>146870632
If you don't grab tempest you're playing archery wrong
>>146871743
Wasn't someone in here complaining about Cass last thread? Coincidence?
>>146871743
Triggered by Triss...
>>146871798
>not picking artificer archer
Shit taste t b h
>>146872000
nice
>>146871798
Assassin is the best spec for archer though, all its abilities are ranged and tempest has lots of pbaoes and artificer has lots of traps, both of which require to run into melee range or close to it to use
>>146871748
Kaidan looks like a manly man compared with Cullen
>>146871743
the show is America's NEXT Top Model... get it right...
>>146871798
>>146872024
I was thinking of going Assassin Archer.
What benefit does Artificer/Tempest have over assassin?and whats a good build to go with them?
Was gonna use this build for Assassin http://dragoninquisition.com/assassin-archer-skill-build/#more-2495
>>146872343
Don't listen to tempest posters, tempest only works with daggers
Artificer's focus ability enhances shooting for a short time so it has great synergy with an archer, but assassin is also good if you like stealth
I feel so Ill
Desperately in need of a waifu to help me
>>146872343
Artificer is like Tempest on crack, with a decent crit chance you can spam abilities non-stop without any cooldowns. His focus ability also absolutely annihilates everything.
Never tried Assassin though.
>>146872024
>>146872305
>not wanting no cooldown so you can throw 2-3 Full Draws on enemies like dragons
>Not wanting thousand cuts to atleast 1/4 a dragon's hp
Literally why? My tanks taunt the enemies and me and the mage provide ranged dmg with some cc. If someone comes close to me I evade or leaping shot.
>>146872343
Assassin Archer is pretty much useless, DW Assassin is the only way to play it. Both Artificer and Tempest are killing machines, but Artificer is better in many ways. Lurk for builds.
>>146872616
NO waifus here m'lord
I just had the strangest mental image of Solas with an afro... is someone astral projecting onto me again?!
>>146872806
LIES
>>146872825
Hmm, I did look at some pics of afros earlier today...
>>146872972
Do you see any waifus around???
>>146871667
Anders has a shit jawline.
>>146872742
What about Kinetic's Artificer build? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJyZiYqWMG4
Or is it not as viable after the patch.
>>146872313
He just looks part puerto rican or something. That doesn't make him more masculine, just darker featured.
>>146873335
The only thing the last patch screwed up for artificer is elemental mines, it should still work the same otherwise
>>146873335
I recommend you to play any build you want and respec at level 16-20 to create your own comfortable build.
Really f*ckin hate Sofia Lamb...
>>146873335
This is similar to what I was using, it was working perfectly fine after Trespasser release.
I would recommend also getting (upgraded) stealth and spam it with leaping shot. This way you can quickly and safely get around enemies for point blank leaping shots from behind.
>>146873226
... why were you looking at pics of afros?
>>146874335
I was browsing ME3 nexus and one of the mods had an afro
>>146872692
>not wanting no cooldown so you can throw 2-3 Full Draws on enemies like dragons
Yeah that's just not that fantastic and not worth picking the entire specialization for. Assassin is way more burst damage with mark of death, it's not even close.
Let's be real, it's Dragon Age: Inquisition, no matter what you pick you will beat the game easily.
>>146871743
>>146872742
>Assassin Archer is pretty much useless, DW Assassin is the only way to play it.
Spoken like somebody who's never actually played it
>>146873335
Elemental mines is bugged after Trespasser released and you will rip your hair out trying to use it. It broke the most fun ability of the spec so there's no point in playing it
>>146873834
Massive self absorbed cunt.
How many dagnas order off the kids menu?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1exANLDR2dk
>>146874964
There was no reason to use elemental mines in the first place, except if you wanted pretty fireworks. Leaping shot is better in pretty much every way.
Summer is 'ere an' its fuckin' fuckin' buzziiiin'
>>146874697
>no matter what you pick you will beat the game easily.
True, nightmare mode isn't even that difficult. All you need is to be like 2 levels above the place you're in and main story enemies have locked levels which is incredibly easy.
>>146875068
Are these people borderline retarded?
>>146875197
>and main story enemies have locked levels which is incredibly easy
You can scale the levels up to your player level with the new trials they added in trespasser, it's a nice change. Also makes it so you can't just faceroll dragons by coming back to them a few levels later.
>>146875348
facerolling made it easier for me to get all the pre-dlc achievements though
>amazon delays my ZTD order by a month
>find literally one copy in a 20 mile radius
>go buy it
>get home
>can't even play it on my PSTV until an update
why... WHY...
someone please hold me...
>>146875925
>consoles
lol...
>>146875623
Well you can still turn it off and do it that way if you want, it's just nice to have the option for a challenging fight and more generally not having to constantly worry about overleveling content
Still boggles my mind to this day how they released the game with more than 3x as much generic side content than main campaign content, to the point where you can't even do it all in one run if you tried because you would hit the level cap barely halfway through doing it all. I hope they learned their lesson for Andromeda but it seems kind of unlikely given the emphasis on open world exploration. Come on BioWare, that's not why people play your games and you know it.
>>146875068
He kinda deserved to be arrested for being an annoying prick
>>146875925
*holds*
>>146875925
>read /v/ threads
>everyone thinks it's shit
Pff... haha...
>>146875925
The fuck is ZTD
>>146875143
down a can of kestrel and i'll kick my girlfriends head ini havent heard devvo in fucking years
>>146874964
>>146872024
>>146872305
So which would be best for DPS and whats the best build? (Running 2 warriors with a support mage) I'm hanging around Skyhold trying to figure out which specialization to take.
>>146876180
Well everyone here disagrees so you aren't going to get a straight answer, I still say Assassin, but they're all viable and relatively strong. Just watch some videos and pick what looks fun to you, you don't really need to powergame DAI at all.
>>146876176
Zevran Transmitted Diseases
>>146876180
They're all good, all can destroy dragons in a few seconds(done it myself with Artificer and Tempest, seen videos on Assassin).
IMO Artificer is the most fun.
>>146875068
that could never happen where i live. the consumer is treated like a fucking king in the USA. I only wish a 1/4 of that were i live.
>>146876180
Aritificer is the best for dps because you can use archery abilities until your focus bar fills up, then drink an offense potion and kill everything with hail of arrows in seconds. It also gives you an extra dialog option with Varric and a certain other character
>>146876180
>i havent heard devvo in fucking years
I somehow had that song in my head this morning for no real reason.
>Listen to it on YT
>Uploaded 9 years ago
Fuck.
>>146876671
Are you a yuropoor, anon-kun?
>>146874964
Sorry m8, I'm just too tired to write tons of text and argue with random anons in the internets right now.
>>146876763
im brazilian.
Fuck it, going with Assassin Archer. Made a save beforehand if I don't like it.
>>146877282
I-I'm sorry
>>146877376
Install unlock specializations mod and do whatever you want with all this power.
>>146877467im on console
>>146877549
. . .
>>146877549
Persist in the doomed world you have created.
>>146877549
What a cuck
Liara's nose is 10/10
>>146878860
It's alright I guess
Is Technomancer any good, my fellow /dag/nas?
Any good artificer archer builds?
>>146880110
It got shitty reviews
>>146879624
I don't know why, I just find the curve upwards to be really cute
>>146880405
Anon, you're just in love with her.
>>146880274
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJyZiYqWMG4
>tfw you meet a Chimera and it's not any weaker than in the prologue but you beat it with ease
Just Dragon Age things
>>146881630
Daddy?
>>146881991
Daddy!
I wonder if anyone here is even nearly as NEET as me
>>146882087
Cheer up, baby!
http://yukisamui.tumblr.com/post/146327587939/
>>146882109
I haven't left my home in two weeks
>>146882620
/dag/+/bwg/ is your real home...
>>146882109
I probably am.
>>146882109
I am but a vagrant. But once I was a merchant... in the mirror business, specifically.
>>146880110
I just started, it's okay so far, about what I was expecting
Posting best elf.Pls post more Zevran.
>>146885226
Pls die
>>146885226
4 u
>>146885226
I don't have any Dragon Age elf pics that aren't of Solasor Merrill
>>146880110
>>146880279
All of Spiders' games are obviously flawed and feel like a fraction of what they wanted to do but they have some good ideas and designs. I think it has a charm to it personally but don't expect anything polished.
>>146885835
Did they actually call their studio "Spiders"?
>>146886036
What's wrong with spiders?
>>146886281
What isn't?
>>146883121
Gaunter O'Daddy!
Liz...
>tfw someone hired morri and gave her a total 3/5 rating because he couldn't even be assed to vote like a honorable man would
I always give 5 stars even if I don't mean it...
Who /tongueacceptance/ here?
>>146887510
What is Jack doing consorting with a colored?
>>146887627
But they're the same color
Why don't you do right, like some other men do?
>>146887498
3 is the standard option, most people just click through it all without bothering.
>>146887627
Probably watching him shtup his wife.
>>146887498
Poor Tulpa. Meanwhile...
>>146888289
Not nearly obese and orange enough...
>>146887807
More like most people don't bother keeping pawns alive to rate them
>>146888289
Legit lost it. He looks more similar to Boris Johnson though.
wait a minute, that card...
>>146889923
The post card or the daggers etc one?
>>146890347
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_u18_BKczg
>>146890413
Ahah. I remember this now.
>>146890413
Lost.
b e l f i e...
>>146893129
http://i.imgur.com/yuN9rO1.gif
>>146895364
lewd
Are there any DA books in the works?
>>146888289
I'm surprised the roads aren't full of the likes of these. Most of them are pretty normal
Would someone please make my waifu real
Thanks in advance
>>146897919
Sorry pal, my waifu is first in line
>>146897919
Sure thing boss
>>146897919
And if I don't want to make your waifu real, huh?
>>146898208
https://youtube.com/watch?v=s98UgBSNoL4
>>146897919
She isn't real
I can't make her real
She isn't real
I can't make her real
>>146895364
Wh- is this real?
>>146898920
Get OUT
>>146899070
You don't think it kills me that I have to wake up every day knowing that?
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmC-N4dUoAA4F1z.jpg
>>146900276
GAY pop...
>>146900276
Cause nobody wants to be friends with a slut
>>146895364
le fat males haha I bet you fap to boogie2988 you pathetic motherfucker
>>146902259
excuse you
Suffocating in your waifu's thighs...
>>146903119
>'Men ask me to crush their heads between my thighs': Viral star model reveals she works out five days a week to get 26 INCH WIDE legs
KEK
I scream for ice cream!!
>>146895734
There's a trade paperback with posters in it. I'm not sure of the content otherwise.
>>146880589
You think so?
Your eye color:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10615935
http://www.strawpoll.me/10615935
http://www.strawpoll.me/10615935
Your waifu/husbando's eye color:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10615945
http://www.strawpoll.me/10615945
http://www.strawpoll.me/10615945
>>146907003
Nice screamers
>>146907149
Your mom's a nice screamer ;)
>>146907202
I know, my dad calls her Silver Banshee ;)
>>146907493
I know,I am your dad;)
>>146907563
Prove it, fag. Where do you live?
>>146907714
In my house
>>146907832
D-Dad?
>>146907936
Vote in my poll before I get the belt out
>>146908014
No, thanks. I'm not scared of you anymore.
>>146908292
*gets the belt out*
>>146900815
>not wanting to be the token pure friend in a group of sluts
>>146895364
Someone uploade this to the booru.
>>146880279
You can bone this guy tho
https://twitter.com/technomancerrpg/status/739426299853164546
>>146911008
I'm 3 hours in and haven't found any cute waifus yet
>>146911185
Maybe you can only bone him
Are we gonna be together again daddy?
>>146911008
What is this Jason Statham tryna be motherfucker?
>>146911008
>Lucky can escape almost any situation using his quick tongue
w-whoa!
>>146911008
>two mid-tier waifus
>no female option for husbandos
Shit game.
Why can't we live together?
>>146913550
Migration problems.
>>146912529
>wanting to be a girl
uh...
>>146913829
Why did I read that as migraine problems
>>146913550
>>146913845
>not wanting to create and raise your own waifu
You know nothing about daughterfus.
>>146914029
Player characters can NOT be waifus
>>146914142
Only people above 70 IQ understand this
>>146914142
I can argue with that.
>>146907003
>Hazel eyes
Don't fucking exist. They're either green or brown
>>146914029
That is NOT what a daughterfu is!!
>>146914494
The smite hand, she commeth.
>>146914674
Post some """hazel""" eyes that aren't just green/brown with a different color near the pupil
>>146914821
That's what hazel is.
>>146915142
Then just say green or brown...?
Special snowflakes, I swear...
>>146915201
It's a legitimate color, you goofy fuck. There's two prominent colors there, so they just say hazel.
>>146915580
>it's a legitimate color
>there's two prominent colors
. . .
>>146915201
/dag/ is triggered by hazel eyes now? There's no limit for the autism of this thread.Or someone is just asking for eyes selfies.
>>146915761
Two, meaning you couldn't really say it's wholly one or wholly the other.
We're not trying to make a parade for it, calm down.
>>146916030
I just feel like arguing about something
>>146915201
>a regular eye color
>special snowflake
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eye_color#Hazel
>>146916208
>Amber eyes
List invalidated tbqh
>>146916461
>he thinks theres only like 4 eye colors
Autism validated tbqh
>>146916880
There's a slightly different eye color for every different person. Doesn't mean they all need a unique name
>>146916990
Sweet fucking Maker, shut up already.
>>146916990
There are 18 eye colors for 7 billion people. What you're saying is akin to "There are insects with only slight differences from each other. Doesn't mean they all need a unique name"
>>146917489
What I'm saying is that a ladybug is still a ladybug even if the pattern of its spots are minutely different
>>146917796
That's a shitty example, because the placement of those spots could mean it's a different type of ladybug or not even one at all.
Anyhow, who gives a shit. This is silly.
>>146918038
I actually did a quick search to see if ladybugs have different patterns but I couldn't find anything
>>146918183
http://imgur.com/TeYnot7
>>146917796
>>146918712
>18 eye colors
>18 patterns of ladybug
like pottery
>>146919458
>18 types of clay
w-woah...
>>146920098
>18 types of pokemon
HEY
'CAUSE IT"S NINE
I'm going to bed and you'reallinvited!
>>146924084
wow what a slut
>>146924289
Umm do they not have slumber parties where you're from???
>>146924360
Mama said only queers and girls have slumber parties
>>146924667
Ugh well what does she know
holy FUCK the looting system in technomancer triggers me
>>146925094
What's it akin to?
my teammates are useless...... we lost.........
>>146925254
There is some stupid thing in the game where you can suck the life juices out of people you knock out in combat for money and you lose morality points, but it's on the same exact button that looting their corpse is, so if they don't have loot and you accidentally press e on them anyways you lose karma points. It's retarded because karma points are extremely hard to get and you lose one every time you suck em and you only get like 5 bucks for it.
I just did it like 3 times in a row by instantly trying to loot someone after killing them and then had to load a save and do like 10 mins of progress all over again because i'm autistic
>>>/ck/7829570
>super glue
>cauterizing it
why am I laughing so much at this
>>146925662
Is it possible to kill people in combat or is that only with certain classes/weapons?
>>146925893
Nope, any time you beat someone in combat it just "knocks them out". Some quests that require you to kill people or if you just want to resolve them that way actually require you to suck their juices up once you get the npc down which means taking a karma hit for every person you suck up.
>>146926172
Is there a point to karma? (negatives for bad or just different powers) Also I'm assuming the loot of an enemy hovers over them in a list format, right?
>>146926360
There's no gameplay repercussions like different powers or anything, I'm not that far and I've been keeping it pretty high so it's hard to tell what exactly it affects but loading screen tooltips say it can affect companion relationships and mission outcomes. And if an enemy has loot it just shows up as a really subtle blue sparkling effect on their corpse which you can miss if they're all piled up on top of each other or something.
>>146926762
How many hours of gameplay do you think it has because I don't like to play games that have less than 20 which is why im in /dag/?
>>146925757
Has to be a dagna.
>>146927278
No idea, it says 40+ hours
>>146882109
I stopped going to university in 2014 and haven't done anything since
>>146929786
2012 for me
Varric:
http://67.media.tumblr.com/3a4aaebfeb9fa367d32ce157321e5fc9/tumblr_o9hqnoNMuA1shwa0qo1_1280.png
>>146930117
thanks myself for posting this lewd image
>>146930117
thanks for the trigger warning
>>146931102
Holy fuck, die.
>>146931102
No.
>>146931383
>>146931423
What seems to be the problem?
dadgnas
im mingle and ready to single, ladies
>>146933169
any woman in this thread is either a psychotic lesbian or fat, delusional solaswive
im outta chips
>>146933582
stfu nerd
>>146933582
>it's a kiki hates everyone and neglects to add "fat" in front of its description episode
>>146931815
Is that Lambért?
>>146935229
It's just Samson
>>146935646
Yuck! Yucky!!
so uh why does lel sing about e*f l*re?
I'm literally in love with sleeping pills
>>146937354
I'm literally in love with the thought of a dead Liara
>>146937429
With soy sauce...
>>146937452
Nah, squid needs more than soy sauce to be tasty
>>146937548
Well obviously not just raw and thrown on the plate with a bottle of soy sauce
>>146935226
Isn't kiki fat zirself?
>>146937735
Yes, but they probably feel shame about it and only call theyself "psychotic" because having brain problems is hip and cool over in tumblr
did u kno.....
>morrigan is a psychotic lesbian
>solas is a black DFAB
>zevran is fat and nonbinary
>sera a POC
>isabela is a sex positive pansexual femme leaning intersex elfkin
>varric is a woman
>cassandra is a lesbian
>blackwall has a vagina
>dorian is magically pregnant with cassandra's child
>>146938570
what insane tumblrina is spouting this shit this time?
>>146938570
>Sera a POC
>the whitest person in the game after Dorian
>>146939534
If it's not me, and it's not my tulpa, you're the only other person here...
Hi!
nope nope nope
you're pretty cute for a rain puddle..!!
it's finished... goodbye, peanuts!
>>146939630
um, Bioware whitewashed her... she was slightly tan in her concept art...
>>146942141
she has the whitest personality in the game
she is literally the personification of an awkward white person
have you ever ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBUIEVD-G8M
>>146942204
here is indisputable proof that she's a PoC...
>>146942204
What does that even mean
>blackest
Isabela
>brownest
Anders
>yellowest
?
>>146943215
Triss
So whats the point in artificer rogue when elemental mines are shit, spike trap is shit and fallback plan is useless, leaving two passives and hail of arrows being the only two skills worth having?
>>146943465
8 ability slots means you only use about 2 of your secialization's abilities anyway
>implying flask of lightning or frost are good
Is this build any good for artificer?
http://www.rpg-gaming.com/daisc.html?d=t&c=r&b=Rogue%20-%20Archery&t2=48&t6=14567d&t1=123469de&a=01311621931e424561666767
>DA:I
>Builds
>>146943465
Opportunity knocks passive is the most OP shit in the game. Hail of arrows is the best focus ability.
>>146944115
It's okay, could be better. The most important thing missing is sneak attack passive from the dagger tree(yes, it works with bows). Cheap shot from sabotage is also very good, as enemies have a ton of armor later on. I'd get rid of full draw and explosive shot upgrade to save points.
>>146888289
I want to buy this already but still no daily deal
>>146950390
There are no daily deals in this sale
>>146950390
You think it will get even cheaper?
I don't really regret paying 20 for it but it's a weird game. The obvious and heavy flaws are right in your face but it's still fun.
Also, screw this little biatch. I should have tried to punch her but I was afraid her daddy would not sell me any more fast travel items and if there is anything I need then it's fast travel.
Are any of the weapons/schematics from the Black Emporium worth buying for a level 10 archer?
>>146951053
None of them are worth buying except for tier 3 ones
>>146950956
No? I thought they were changing each day
>>146952248
Seems like they're just highlighted but they remain the same
>>146952305
Oh I didn't notice that lol
>>146936892
She's a bard. It's her shtick to know stories from all over.
>>146954498
Nope...
Why is there a Twi'lek in the background anyway
Sleepy...
Gonna get D'sD today. Will I officially be a dagna?
>>146957697
you have to post belly pics to be a dagna
>>146957697
Heh...it's not that easy kid...
Make a Dragon Age companion pawn and give them a lore accurate vocation, then find a way to headcanon the entire game into the DA lore and be sure to blog about it...
>>146907003
>no violet option for waifu/husbando
Shit poll
>>146954498
It looks like a giant, bloated quarian head from the thumbnail
>10 again
bunp
>>146964916
>tfw the paragon option is more renegade than renegade.
As edgy as it might sound I like how there are multiple instances you can get people to kill themselves or others through niceness.
I tried to do a decent looking male character since I played female last but jesus christ what did i do wrong
>Got out of bed 7 hrs ago and already tired enough to go back to sleep
>>146966528
That's nothing, just wait until you get to make grimaces
>>146965262
Renegade really is the superior attitude imo: leaving the Asari scientist in Virmire alive leads to her suicide bombing civilians, the asari merc you can spare in Samara's mission turns out to be a genuine murderer, and so on. This isn't like KOTOR where you can just be Jesus and save everyone because of the force, Mass Effect is about war and war has no room for softies.
I like how you can effectively screw over every merchant in ME2's Citadel by giving them "unique" paragon endorsements though, it's one of the few instances where paragon is diplomatic and manipulative rather than naive
>>146966532
Take a nap nappy
>>146966993
Wait how does she suicide bomb civs? In me1 you let her live and in me2 she's on the planet where you go to get Grunt. Idk where she is in 3. Must have missed that.
>Mass Effect is about war and war has no room for softies.
No, it's about destroying an ancient threat that uses division to ease its harvesting. I think it's even proven by the total amount of military assets you can get by the end that paragon is better than renegade.
"He who fights monsters should see to it that he himself does not become a monster."
>>146966805
Brother??!
Cousinfus!
>>146967579
Yeah you get it in a news report or an email, don't remember which.
>"He who fights monsters should see to it that he himself does not become a monster."
That's an awful idealistic point of view, anon. One which I don't agree with because Shepard already murders people by the hundreds, so showing softness in cutscenes but then still gunning enemies down with no comment makes no sense. That's the fault of bioware for making their "rpg" a straight up shooter, but being ruthless/pragmatic makes the experience more coherent
>>146968047
>so showing softness in cutscenes but then still gunning enemies down with no comment makes no sense
>killing people who are trying to kill you or sabotage your efforts to save the galaxy makes you an emotionless sociopath
. . .
>>146968047
>Shepard already murders people by the hundreds
I have no choice. I'm not a monster for defending myself. So whenever I get the chance I show mercy. It might be idealistic but that doesn't make it wrong. Which is again proven by the difference in military assets.
>>146968160
I imagine that killing someone regardless of their intentions or attitude towards you would scar a person for life. Not that I've killed anyone
>>146968336
War assets just ruin roleplaying because they show what bioware considers the "correct" way of playing their waifu sims. It's not like you don't get enough of them by completing every dlc anyway
>>146969705
>War assets just ruin roleplaying because they show what bioware considers the "correct" way
That's completely false. I'm pretty sure you gain more than enough to start the last mission, but that's not the point.
It's like the Dalatrass says before going to Sur'kesh, " A bully has few friends when he needs them most."
And that's all you are as a Renegade, either a bully or burning bridges. That's realistic as shit imo. In what universe would you have more allies by being an asshole than being a decent person?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnUgrw8Afn0
Daily reminder that Weekes is going to kill all your waifus.
>>146970031
>using ME3 as an example of good writing
Uh...?
>>146970297
>using bioware games as an example of good writing
We need to go deeper.
>>146969991
Shepard isn't a war leader slash space emperor, he's just the "spearhead" of the military strength. I think it's realistic that he'd do the pragmatic thing as military etiquette requires rather than being some sort of unholy mix of supersoldier, master diplomat, legendary lothario, and de facto president of the entire human race. It's just my opinion after doing a paragon (femshep) playthrough years ago and hating it though, maybe I'm just autistic
>>146970031
>had to watch almost three minutes to get to Solas parts
>>146970524
>using games as an example of good writing
>>146969991
Personally my favorite quote from the Dalatrass is: "Don't cure the genophage."
>>146970592
>the entire argument for curing the genophage rests on Wrex not being retarded like the other Krogan and the females suddenly becoming super conscientious and wise despite centuries of Krogan aggression suggesting that they're just as bad as the males
It's such a terrible idea
>>146970573
But you're not just a part of the alliance. You're also a Spectre, And a soldier is supposed to be more than just a gun. By being a pragmatic killing machine you're no better than the reapers. Like EDI said when she saw footage of human internment camps, the humans should have tried to survive and rat people out but instead they helped each other even lied for each other.
That's the kind of ideals not only a Spectre but someone who's bringing a galaxy together should carry with them.
>>146971273
Using Shepard's status as a spectre to say he should be paragon doesn't make a lot of sense considering how the other spectres you meet are either borderline psychopaths (Saren) or really morally grey (Tela Vasir). I guess Ash/Kaidan and that Salarian guy were "good", but they also came across as incompetent
>>146971625
Don't think you can use Saren considering he was practically indoctrinated from Day 1 you saw him. Nihlus didn't look like a bad guy. But I'm talking about what a Spectre should be according to the Council when you're becoming one for the first time.
SC: "Spectres are not trained, but chosen. Individuals forged in the fire of service and battle; those whose actions lift them above the rank and file."
AC: "Spectres are an ideal, a symbol. The embodiment of courage, determination, and self reliance"
TC: "Spectres bear a great burden. They are protectors of galactic peace. both our first and last line of defence, the safety of the galaxy is theirs to uphold."
>>146972608
Wasn't there some shitty comic or novel about Saren's evil ways before the games? I think Anderson mentions that he's absolutely ruthless too
Regarding the council's speech, it makes sense that they'd paint the Spectres as heroic because it's basically a big show for the entire galactic community which everyone watched on space youtube. I had my favorite track in the first game though, Shepard's spectre induction is a great cinematic moment
>>146974016
Well, My main Shepard was colonist/sole survivor so instead of using that pain to be some evil he wanted to make sure no one goes through that pain. Like I still pick some renegade options. Like being the one to shoot Udina, and that part during Miranda's loyalty mission at the very beginning.
I didn't shoot Udina because I dislike the guy though. It's for the same reason I saved Sile in TW2 and killed her in TW3. Even if I didn't romance Yen I didn't her to have her friend's blood on her hands.
You may say that I'm a dreamer. But I'm not the only one
>>146967653
Kek... if Silent Hill only had less shitty controls, I could never get into the games
Reminder that Dragon Age has no place here
>>146976085
>stop talking about things I don't like
Let's talk about my entire thing in the entire world
>>146976085
This is literally /meg/ and all we need to make the copy perfect is some german tr--OH WAIT
>>146974917
I bet you also thought Letho was a good guy and let him go...
Let's just talk about elves
>>146977067
Let's listen to post-disco instead!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPJz3syNbtE
>>146976835
I only played it once and in that playthrough I got the dagger to save dragon girl. Since he saved Triss I let him go.
But if I went the Roche route I would have saved Triss myself and killed him. When it comes to romances I have bouts of selfishness, I'm only human.
>>146977345
Alright I GUESS....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2HWuR2mq5M
>>146977406
>sparing someone who ruined the Northern Realms for fucking Triss of all people
Wew
>>146976835
Letho is an awesome character and if you killed him you should an hero
>>146976835
Letho IS a good guy and should be let go...
>>146978305
>>146978395
Thinking Letho didn't do anything wrong means thinking that Temeria, the squirrels, and the lodge deserved to be tricked. I don't see how anyone who's not a massive Nilffag could do that. Not even trissfags should like him because he compromised her position as Foltest's advisor and his actions led to mage persecution in 3
>>146978290
I'll run with you...
>>146978690
There is literally nothing wrong with Nilfgaard
>>146978290
As a witcher I really couldn't give a shit about politics as long as they don't incredibly affect me or friends of mine. Which is why I killed Radovid in 3. I killed Whoreson Junior for being a fucking degenerate.
>>146978690
>the squirrels, and the lodge deserved to be tricked
Yes
>he compromised her position as Foltest's advisor
Great
>his actions led to mage persecution in 3
What a guy
>>146978956
>As a witcher I really couldn't give a shit about politics as long as they don't incredibly affect me or friends of mine
This to be honest. Nilfgaard can get fucked, but Letho was Geralt's friend of sorts
Did you killDjikstraor let him killBroche and Ves?
>>146978896
>There is literally nothing wrong with Nilfgaard
Their army armor looks a bit dumb
>>146978956
But his actions did "incredibly affect" your waifu Triss because politics and lodge buddies are everything to her. Notice how much she was complaining about being a rat catcher
>waifuing Triss
>>146979253
Killed Djikstra. He's a cunt from day 1. Roche is at least partially a bro and helps you against the Hunt at Kaer Mohren.
Rather just have Nilfgaard rule it all because if history teaches us anything it's that even the supposedly mightiest civilizations can crumble. (proven by what happens to Emhyrs if you don't kill Radovid)
>>146979382
Yes, but she says in 2 if you save her that they never really trusted Triss because the two big shots of the Lodge don't like people that don't bow down and take orders.
It's why you move to Kovir. Where the days, yeah, the days might be short. But the nights, the nights will be long.
Also by incredibly affect I mean serious physically or emotionally harm/ kill.
>tfw pulling a really long ingrown hair out of my neck
>>146980672
HI Triss!!
https://downloads.2kgames.com/2k/staging/datastore/1601-2k_bioshock_fob.jpg
>>146982981
What's this?
>>146983083
Looks like Bioshock The Collection.
>>146983335
Are they remaking the first two or is it literally just "the collection"?
>>146983335
Don't get smart with me, young man.
>>146976835
Witchers before bitchers....
Witchers have to get along with their bros and if they do their job right they will outlive whatever political consequences their actions might have anyway.
>>146983445
Collection for PS4 and XBONE. Ancient leak suggests it's BS1, 2, and Infinite with all their DLC, "redone graphics" and 60fps.
>>146983490
:^)
>make a sandwich
>eat half of it
>notice the bread was moldy
Hope I won't die...
>>146984391
Rest in pasta
>>146984613
I'll come back to haunt you...
>>146984391
At worse a bad tummy ache. Not like the mildew in your bathroom
>>146984823
Thanks, mommy...
Hold me
>>146985314
Why?
*pushes people out of the way*
LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZ!! WHERE IS LIZ....!!!
>>146985586
Because I want to be held, damn it!
>>146985692
Liz is ded, baby. Liz's ded.
>Have to defeat everything by myself to even let these guys in as "Support"
>Once they are in you can enter the main part with the main evul goblin
>They let you go in on your own
They could just have stayed home. They did literally nothing.
>>146985721
Well I don't fucking hold just anyone!
>>146986009
I am NOT "just anyone"!
>>146985973
The one in the back looks a bitch chunky for a soldier
TREMBLE LIKE A
FLOOOUUR
>>146986096
I bet you say that to any anon slut who offers to hold you!
/dag/ domestic violence
>>146986339
I'd rather be held by a slut than nagged by you!
>>146986862
This is why your father left us!
>tfw no pure slutfu to love
>>146987052
That's too far! I'm leaving!
*runs out of the room crying*
>>146983683
The only school that should matter to a witcher is his own, Vipers are too involved in politics and not best friends forever like Wolves...
>>146987248
*gathers anon's things in a trash bin and sets it on fire*
*hacks anons facebook and writes rude things to the girl he likes to stalk*
>>146987339
There are too few of them to be choosy. Witchers are bros.. all of them..!! Letho even was helpful in 3.
>>146987604
Agreed, I also couldn't give a shit about the other sorceresses. I mean sure this makes me diamonds BUT witchers before witches
>>146987220
Play DA2
>>146988453
Philippa is just Yen with more scheming and a worse voice actress
>>146988646
Doesn't mean I wouldn't want to throatfuck her while being almost blinded by her shiny eyes
>>146988783
I always thought her redesign was for the worse and she looked worse than Yen, Keira and Rita, but it looks like it still found an audience
>>146989051
>Rita, Yen,
Ew.
Get your back up off the wall!
>>146989474
Rita is like Triss, only not garbage
>Yen
>ew
!!!
>>146989623
My my, how can I resist you?
>>146989802
>prettiest face in the game wasted on a minor character
>>146989802
>Blondes
>not garbage.
Wew Id rather shag a siren tbqh
>>146990089
And the days go by...
So I tried redoing Geralt.
How's it look? I know it's not 100% good, but i'm trying to do the best I can with what I have.
>>146990394
She was supposed to play a bigger part during the first Novigrad phase but it got cut
>>146990395
>that awful taste
>>146990580
Eyes look too green
http://www.strawpoll.me/10623964
>>146990580
Pretty sure Geralt's eyes are yellow.
>>146990823
I'd rather be having zero gravity sex with a hot raveness.
>>146990951
They're actually full yellow.
I'll put it back to what it was though, those eyes were pretty nice.
>>146991140
Does Liara count as bald?
>>146991343
They had some green in 1, orange in 2, and brown in 3
>>146991384
I guess...
>>146987339
You think Vipers are bad? What about the Cats?
Even broke the Witcher Code, which nobody should do. Crazy sons-a-bitches.
>>146989802
that's some Bioware-tier hair desu
>>146990580
looks like a FTM tranny trying to be Geralt
>>146992301
Their equipment is pretty nice tho
>>146992704
I've always been one for the Viper armour or Manticore
>>146992463
Fitting for a bioware version of Geralt
>>146993325
Yeah, Viper is nice too. Manticore is pretty meh though.
>>146992301
But there is no..... I mean... wow, how could they?
>>146993515
I only like the look of the Manticore, because it's the armour of the first game.
>>146994085
Viper armor is really close to best because I'm pretty sure it's in the Killing Monsters cinematic and that philosophy is how I play most of my RPGs
>tfw venturing into tumblr to look for fanart
What a confusing website
>>146994075
Well when Witchers first came about there was a code, but as time drew on, more and more Witchers stopped following it until there wasn't really a code anymore.
>>146994959
I'm thinking it could just be the beginning armour, since viper and it look so similar.
>>146995165
>going on tumblr
>to get LIARA fanart
--Die!
>>146995176
I think it's because people started hating them. Like the guy from the Cat school said it's hard to find the strength to protect people that'll turn around and kill you for a couple of coins. But to me that's the burden of power. *Insert famous Spiderman quote here*
>>146995950
I've only got 327 image, gifs and webms, surely I need to waste my evening digging through absolute cancer to find some more!
>>146996110
Yeah, since monster numbers were starting to dwindle and humans became more capable, there was no need for Witchers any more. Doesn't help that the vast majority of kids who did the Trials never came back.
http://66.media.tumblr.com/9eee46a252015bcac2c07389b3ffc4cd/tumblr_mk11jrh7TB1rwt7j6o1_1280.jpg
I think I'm done looking around on tumblr...
>>146996117
>327
Pretty weak considering how popular Liara is
>>146997045
I don't save every image I find, and I don't like a lot of the Liara pairings that seem to be popular in fanart. Cuts down on the number quite a lot
>>146997265
same, the only good Liara pairing is with femShep
fuckin love nice memes etc
>>146999151
I'm literally shitting my diaper in an autistic rage right now
>>146999441
Share some... please...
Everyone pls post your waifu pic count please
>>146991140
>no one chose red
There was no option for both.
>>146999719
898 files 683 mb
>>146999719
Zero. There's no need for pics when I've manifested her into reality.
>>146999995
how
>>147000075
>not taking pictures of her
enjoy having zero mementos when she dies in a freak train accident
>>147000162
She can't die. I won't let her. Even if it kills me.
>>146999719
1103 files not counting all screenshots.
>>146999719
I don't have a waifu pic collection, because I don't have a waifu.
>>147000329
accidents happen!
>>147000663
Freak *spits on you*
>>147000743
*opens wide*
>>147000743
Say that to me again, I dare you. *unzips katana*
>>147000426
Where do you get so many?
>>147001032
The waifu black market
>>147000728
NO. I won't let them. I will protect that smile.
>>147001215
She's a grown (hopefully) woman anon, she doesn't need you keeping an eye on her all the time...
>>147000902
Heh..get parried kid
>>147001032
Lit. everywhere I can until the material is exhausted and then I wait like a month. It also helps that she is popular among a certain other kind of artists....
>>147001396
>It also helps that she is popular among a certain other kind of artists....
renaissance sculptors???
>>147001380
Define grown?
hi, is this the penis pavilion?
>>147001626
Not a child...
>>147001534
What else...
Cole's bussy?
>>147001728
Define child?
>>147001927
under 21...
>>147002730
That's pretty fucking unreasonable m8
>>147002821
what are you, some kind of pedo?!
fanfiction...
>>147003132
I'm just joshing ya. She's completed her pilgrimage.
>>147003367
Fellow /meg/ugee!
blow me
>>147003609
Always in both, never in none.
>>147003618
here you go!
>>147003793
What's it like? I haven't been there in quite a long time
>>147003896
hot and fresh autism with a light seasoning of decent conversations
sain is my dude
I'm going to become an Overwatch progamer and make a living from it
>>147006742
Lol no you aren't
At least go pro in a game worth going pro in, like memer offensive
>>147007275
I'm gonna become a ME:A pro gamer and make a living from it
>>147006742
You're still playing it?
>>147009476
I just posted to say I love you
https://twitter.com/davidgaider/status/748263465433735168
kpop is
O N T O P I C
N
T
O
P
I
C
>>147009541
>>147009476
Whoops didn't mean to quote you haha!
>>147009618
He's saying that kpop is for filthy plebs...
>>147009961
Jpop is where it's at.
>>147010337
hehehe... nope!
>>147010412
Hey, that's my shitty forced meme!
Hope Andromeda has a good waifu
>>147010697
I like your meme anon
>>147010337
Jrock is more my thing. Lyu:Lyu is noice
>>147011568
JRap...
>>147011568
It's no longer pop when they start playing their own instruments, yeah?
How much trouble could one girl be?
I've got to see her again...
Here's something.
Post a song that matches your waifu/husbando/favorite character.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPf0YbXqDm0
>>147011648
I think ive ever heard one song that was j-rap.
>>147011903
No idea. But I really love their instruments.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5zj3dwNxJw
>>147012182
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJncg94GypA
This one always has. The pseudo-singing is really bad, but the lyrics fit theasari mind meldingthing really well I think.
>>147012182
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvetJ9U_tVY
>tfw you have to remind yourself everyday that you can't make her real
>>147012413
I like it and I agree.
>>147012638
Hauntingly beautiful.
>>147011486
Take it, my friend. It's all yours.
>>147013394
I only want you...
>>147013394
I'm not your friend, I'm your lover...
>>147013480
>>147013516
Um, I'm not looking for a threeway...
>>147013668
>>147013480 is an impostor!
>>147013394
I would rather take (you)...
All I need is your lovin'
As warm as the warmest oven
>>147013394
>>147013480
>>147013516
>>147013787
/dag/ orgy fucking when
>>147013946
That would be horrible
>>147013946
I'm still waiting on my invitation letter
>>147013946
Only if it's an orgy with only the fat hairy male /dag/nas...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5bvjUrVObk
Holy fuck I don't know what to do but I want to do something so badly
>>147014273
Play Dragon Age!
>>147014273
i know the feeling
kind of want to go off my antidepressants again, when i don't take them i can sleep all day
>>147014806
Don't
>>147014831
i won't, i just managed to get myself to start taking them regularly a few days ago
I wanna GO OUT
I wanna GAVE FUN
I wanna DANCE DANCE DANCE
ALL NIGHT
>>147014916
Good for you, anon, truly! Hope the meds work for you!
>when the coffee hits
>>147015896
they do work, i've taken them for quite a long time. i've just not been taking them lately
>>147014273
How about "MUH DICK"?
Some of these banners in the contest are pretty funny desu
>>147015993
Coffee doesn't do anything for me. But I drink like three cups a day...
>>147016442
It always makes me want to take a nap, but after I take the nap I feel energetic
>>146871743
man what the fuck happened to this guy
the david gaider of 15 years ago would be throttling the david gaider of today
it's like he's been fucking brainwashed or lobotomized
What did you name your Mabari Hounds, /dag/?
I named mine Gawain.
>>147016541
One cup a day is much more than enough for me... Even when I drink it in the morning and going to bed a bit earlier I have very intense dreaming, tens of various dreams, the brain isn't resting. Still feels good.
>mfw your dreams are more exiting than a real life
>>147017415
Dog
I don't have a creative bone in my body
>>147017443
I wish I had dreams more often. Get them maybe 10 times a year
>>147017415
Bounty, it's just a name I picked as a kid to call my dog if I ever got one.
>>147017415
Link, named after my IRL dog
>>147019158
dogfies WHEN
>>147018808
Oh, I like that one, that's really good.
>>147019158
I would name it after my irl dog, but I don't think Minnie would suit a big ol' warhound. And I think of the dog as a big goofy boy, so a girl name wouldn't really sound right to me.
>>147020024I posted my dog last thread and the post got deleted. Don't see why. It's off-topic but not really hurting anything.
>>147020238
did you? i guess i missed that
>>147017415
>>147020024
Here he is lookin cute for christmas
>>147021801
Poor thing
dreamt of j** s****...
>>146869594
Is Dragon Age 2 worth playing?
I've played Origins and it was good, and also played 2 but I forgot most of it, remember the combat being decent but the enemies spawning from thin air and massively reused levels was awful.
Thom Rainier's bussy hair growing back into the surrounding skin and causing an infection!
>>147022339
It's okay for the first few hours, then the game gets mind numbingly boring and repetitive
You can play it if you want to get into Dragon Age more I guess, but no one will fault you for skipping it
>>147021801
Hahaha, he doesn't look too pleased.
Mine is a min pin and she tolerates my putting clothes on her. She likes her jacket when it gets cold, though.
>>147022220
Wat
Few controversial questions:
1.) Why did DAI have so much SJW pandering in it? It's the only game in the series with that, as I recall.
2.) Did it work out for them in the end? Either sales wise or maybe the majority of the dev team are now leftists who felt morally superior, that kind of victory?
3.) Is there a DA4 on the horizon? If so, what do you think the chance is for them to pander to SJWs again?
>>147023293
1) Because muh equality movement and EAware support it.
2) They have much, much more girl and "minority"-fans now. And all heterosexual men left them for Witcha.
3) Some tweets from Weekes and co are seriously hint it, so it'll be eventually, maybe in two-three years, but they have to PR MEA first.
>>147023293
>Why did DAI have so much SJW pandering in it? It's the only game in the series with that, as I recall.
It's been slowly getting worse through bioware's games as time has gone on.
The reason it's happening in such a big way is because there's a concerted effort by business and government interests to turn videogames into another propaganda medium like TV and movies are. TV in particular has lost a lot of influence amongst the newer generation, which impacted the effectiveness of state/business lobotomies on the average citizen. There's also a rush to push the ideology as much as possible because time is running out and nationalist sentiments in western countries are starting to smoulder.
Not that anyone at bioware is consciously aware of it; they're just useful idiots, but the entire point of the SJW pandering is to create the groundwork for a successful socialist revolution (peacefully or otherwise) with the present-day elites effectively cementing their positions of power in a neo-aristocracy without any possible risk of a democratic system eventually stripping it away.
Basically an adoption of the soviet union model worldwide. You'll probably start to see civil war/revolt in european countries within the next year or two, as well as increased violence from fascist anti-fascist groups like Antifa coming overseas into America.
>>147024308
>this entire post
lol
>>147024453
Too much letters for you, sweaty?
. . .
Let's cuddle eachother to sleep!
>>147026434
each other*
>>147026652
Next you'll tell me 'ain't' ain't a word!
You're a very kinky girl...
I'm in love with a ghost
ohmygod, a cute girl is watching me and expecting me to perform well, i can't perform under this stress help me /dag/
>>147028527
just get ridiculously drunk it'll be fine
>>147028641
i can't perform if i'm drunk either though... i'm gonna do my best
>>147028527
Stop playing animu datesims already.
>>147028781
just sniff a load of coke itll be fine
http://youtu.be/o36rhqbkYCA
2:10, lost weave...
it's all ogre boys, disastrous
Should I do Western Approach or the Ball first? I'm 12, just went through Crestwood. Thinking of going back and slaying the dragons in Hinterlands and Storm Coast since I already got Crestwoods.r8 bara.
>>147023293
DAI doesn't even have that many sjw elements compared with some other new-ish games like Borderlands 2 or Fallout 4 (because shitty RPG's need more badly done oppression metaphors). It's just that Gaider can't stop sperging out on twitter despite already being fired
>>147031701
You should get locked into a romance before the ball
>>147032465
OK. Been a long time since I played and I got the GOTAYTYTY edition with all the DLC so I'm replaying. It's been a while.
I'll finish up my shit taste's quest when joesphine reports back and kill dragons in the meantime.
Oh shit I broke my headset. . . . . . .. . . FUCK
>>147034589
good job
Night, /dag/
>>147034747
Checked
http://i.4cdn.org/hm/1467266646042.gif
left: weekes
right: /dag/
>>147038430
What the fuck is with Merrill's ears and mouth? They make her look like a mouse.
>>147038430
what's that white wispy shit coming out of isabela's crotch? and why are the parts of her body that are in the shade sunburned?
>>147038816
stretch marks
mind's racin
>>147039709
take less drugs
or more
I'm so hungry, but it's late and I'm trying to lose weight...
guess I'll just go to bed...
Man, seriously, fuck steam and it's shitty trade system right in the fucking asshole, why do they have to make it such a humongous pain in the fucking dick to sell or trade anything just because retarded 10 year old kids keep getting scammed? Holy absolute fuck
>>147040192
Good luck with your weight loss anon, I hope you are actually exercising instead of simply eating less.
>>147040330
I probably should exercise, but I am incredibly lazy
night night...
>>147040493
Good night, start exercising
Don't believe the Gym propaganda, not eating while rotting away in your room is sufficient for losing weight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12jJpQTcKpQ
>tfw hankerin for a game and nobody to play with
>>147041053
What game
>>147041425CSGO
>>147041472
Too many kids
>>147041592
Every multiplayer game has kids, as long as you stay away from casual and low ranks there aren't very many and you can just mute them anyways
>>147041752
But I am a casual at shooters
>>147041472
Play something where it's worth to go pro, like Overwatch
>>147041809
Then play more and get better!
>>147007275
>Millions of players (OW) vs. 300k players (CSGO)
CS is fucking dead
Do ability rings stack on DA:I?
I have two "Enhanced leaping shot damage rings" which give 30% extra damage, if I wear two will it do 60?
>>147043432
who is that abomination on the left meant to be
>>147043524
Morrigans gal pal
>>147043524
you
Every upvote on reddit makes me feel good and really helps me getting over my mental illness
>>147044216
Are you posting pics out yourself on r/gonewild, kiki?
>Finally an audience with the duke after all that trouble
>Go in and be laughed at by everyone
Holy shit this feels like the meme pic where everyone is disgusted by or laughing at the guy nobody invited to the party.
I just want to join the dragon and destroy it all. . .
>>147044216
Maybe still better than taking pills against everything...
>tfw message a friend i haven't talked to in months on a whim and end up staying up till 3am talking with each other vidya and other stuff
>>147044978
Please tell me you're waifuing best waifu...
I'm missin you
>>147045248
That depends on who that is in your opinion
If I had the choice I'd waifu noboby...
Also what is this cuckery, the blonde girl in front of the castle speaks of her husband but at the same time she flirts furiously with you.
>>147045095
>tfw haven't talked to anyone in months
night dag
>>147045473
You're talking to us right now
>>147045473
Why?
>>147045339
That's women for you.
>>147045095
Is having an online chat an improvement to your life or what? lmao
>>147045339
This is the best waifu
>>147045339
Just waifu the witch
>>147028781
How did it turn out?
>>147046990
She's okay I guess, amore feminine cass
>>147049370
I did Witch Hunt because I didn't want her to be burned to a crisp or something but now she has a lewd aura around her and says she wants to live in my house. Which is problematic because 1) She's a child in appearance and 2) I don't have a house.
Interesting lore bit though, now that she is more human she might even age normally.
Fornival and Jewtits are the only acceptable DDfus. NotCasca is a shegoat, you have to jump through too many hoops for Julian, and loli a shit
>>147049968
You can throw her around to lower her affinity without getting arrested
Ugh, fucking nightmares. I'm all sweaty and gross.
>>147050341
Selfie. NOW.
>>147050289
>Child abuse or child abuse
I cannot even. I'll just adopt her and let her chill in my house.
>>147050341
Worst ones are the kind that wake you every half an hour or so and then it repeats every time you try to sleep again.
>>147050601
Kieran and his witchy stepsister...
>>147050247
>Fornival
>Gay AND fat
D-generate
>>147050586
Female.
>>147050601
Head cannon that you hired someone to act as her nanny.
>>147050673
I rarely get full out repeaters.
>>147050789
I like that...
But on my watch there will be nothing but handholding until they are at least 30.
>>147050247
>not starting a skull collection for maul
>>146999719
Only 575 items
>>147024308
You actually have a point about TV losing its effect as medium and the internet is indeed now used as the primary tool of dominant ideology dissemination. However, video games aren't nearly significant enough to influence any sort of "socialist revolution". If anything, video games are a tool of capitalism because they're both expensive as hell and only accessible to people who already own expensive gaming systems (the implication being that they're content with the current economic situation), and are written with the intention of selling as many copies as possible first and foremost which doesn't leave a lot of room for challenging the status quo. If I wanted to start a socialist revolution, I'd target the smart device market
>>147040330
You don't even need to strenuously exercise to maintain proper blood circulation, walking for about 30 minutes every day is enough
>>147050247
What about this one?
>>147051461
No. That's like picking Liara, default girls are always worst
>>147051517
Don't be such a hipster, anon
>>147051286
Electronics become cheaper and cheaper as time goes by, gaming systems end up more easily accessible. They push it in comics and what not as well though.. making it seem more like the goal is to make the cis male more accepting of the changes.
>>147051461
Want dress.
>>147051517
Leave her out of this!!!
>>147051645
They're designed to appeal to as many people as possible and therefore bland. You can't say girl with no discernible personality other than "wants your dick" is more interesting than a wandering merchant girl who values coin above all else or even the fiery wannabe knight who's a failure by all means, or the princess with complex feelings towards you who's playing all sides in an attempt to protect herself, or Fornival.
>>147051980
Alright, I can accept your Dragon's Dogma explanation, but you can't say that Morrigan is blander than Leliana or that Liara is less developed than Tali or Miranda
>can tint all but the legs of the Scout Coat armor
whyy?
I dont want fucking green legs.
>>147052885
Morrigan isn't made to appeal to anyone though. In fact most DA playing guys I know were annoyed and dumped her from their party because she was against their decisions. DA:O Leliana is the Liara of DA.
>tfw still haven't gotten around to playing blood and wine
>>147053471
Why not...
>>147054068
I started it, played for like 15 minutes, then just stopped. Don't know why
>>147053220
Get mods
>>147054483
Maybe you burned yourself out on the game, I took a break of exactly one year before playing the DLCs.I never finished Trespasser lmeo
>>147054753
Probably
I marathoned the series like a month before the expansion came out
>>147054843
>marathon a ~100 hour long series for an expansion
>don't play it
Hilarious
>>147054967
>~100 hour long series
I've got 110 hours in TW3 alone...
>>147055163
You could probably complete the third game in about 30 hours if you only did the main quests though
>>147032083
Why was Gaider fired? I thought he was an SJW too, was his terrible writing too much for them?
>>147056292
Nobody knows, it can't be because DAI did terribly because then they'd fire the project lead (Laidlaw)
>>147056292
Gaider left on his own because his baby (DA) is on ice now.
>>147057428
I'm so glad he has cancer
>>147057428
Please do not post such things
>24 hour long war table operation
why?
Camaraderie, adventure, and STEEL on STEEL...
>>147057710
To force you to fully soak in the Inquisition experience
>>147057730
The stuff of legends!
>having an asari waifu
>>147056292
Leave daddy alone...
>>147059412
I prefer to think of the quest where you have to find an asari's memento of her bondmate
>>147059553
She'll get over it in monthes and move on to another short lived bondmate...
>>147059412
>not taking her out with yourself in a blaze of glory
>>147061310
>>147061410
Do you think an asari could notice that you're planning to commit murder suicide when you embrace eternity with her?
>>147061729
They're too dumb for that
>>147061850
I suppose so
>>147061729
I imagine there's various "depths" to a meld. Like surface thoughts, then deeper in feelings and older memories
So maybe you could conceal your murderous intent if you tried hard enough
>>147062025
Conceal it with lust
>>147062148
>not playing pazaak
>>147062148
That's dangerous, you could accidentally choke her to death
>>147062239
Anon... you're a genius...
>>147045330
now
and it's driving me crazy
how I'm needing you baby
>>147051461
>translucent dress
I didn't realize Quina was such a slut. Wow!
>>147063237
>I didn't realize Quina was such a slut
Uh, her toes are exposed. I mean, come on.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmGWSFLWgAAXr5m.jpg
>>147064009
So are the toes of Merrill, yet she's pure
>>147064094
pfffffffft ha ha ha
Do asari keep embracing eternity throughout lovemaking or is it just a foreplay thing?
>>147064282
I think that part is during the sex specifically, not during foreplay
>>147064024
Thanks for the bluescreen
>>147064337
Wouldn't it kind of distract the couple from the actual penetration/kiki-mating, though?
>>147064447
I don't think so. They're sharing sensations, not just memories, thoughts and emotions, so not doing it during sex seems like a waste of potential
>>147064365
Then how are you posting?
>>147064365
all taeyeon haters will be destroyed
what are you listening to or playing /dabwg/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVyGxlgeAjc
>>147064789
Listening to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ty87q1J8yRo and reading some shitty novel
>>147064838
i can't usually listen to music while reading. makes it hard for what i'm reading to "sink in"
>>147064789
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=of_eahJlDpo
>>147065264
hey that's not bad
>>147065137
I can't do it either if it has singing, but some mild ambient background music helps to drown out outside noise
>>147064789
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8O-h8RDpmv0
>>147064259
Merrill's purity is a great miracle!
>>147066847
>tainted blood
>purity
>>147067489
stop... please...
Innniiiiit
>>147067746
shitballs x--D
http://img11.deviantart.net/f1ab/i/2016/163/3/2/thingy_3_by_the_fun_police-da619sq.png
>>147068524
If Liara ever became a landwhale, she'd be a top-heavy one rather than a pear shaped one
This is not lore accurate
>Sera
>intentionally annoying
>intentionally ugly
>still cute and likable
>Merrill
>attempted likability
>attempted cuteness
>disgusting creature, the Tali DA
Explain THIS
>>147068682
http://orig12.deviantart.net/72b2/f/2016/181/6/9/havent_seen_tali_in_a_while_by_violanarrayya-da87ihp.jpg
>>147068824
>disgusting creature, the Tali
BACK THE FUCK UP
Post your waifu with a giant head
>>147068931
What is the Tali stuff implying?
>>147069716
>>147069854
http://violanarrayya.deviantart.com/gallery/
vore/inflation i think. this person has made hundreds of these things
>>147069716
>>147070018
Seek help
>>147068824
Merrill is cute! CUTE!!!
>>147070132
Post your waifu and I'll find one just for you!!!
>>147070234
You'll just fucken cook her
>>147070050
Keelah...
>>147070313
I'm faithful to my waifu and only eat blueberry...
>>147070050
http://orig11.deviantart.net/bd07/f/2015/214/b/1/putting_on_some_weight_by_violanarrayya-d93usuc.jpg
>it's a girl
MAKER
>>147070484
thicc.....
>>147070484
What am I looking at here?
>>147070484
bleaching my eyes brb
>>147070593
Resist, anon... You must resist...
>>147070956
A fat selfie by a German girl with an inflation fetish
>>147070484
http://orig02.deviantart.net/d462/f/2012/183/d/c/can_you_see_it__by_saka88bln-d55pbi9.jpg
>the baby's face
I laughed for a good 10 seconds
>>147071318
I don't think that baby will every walk again
Bliss
>>147071040
I.. what the fuck is this?
http://violanarrayya.deviantart.com/art/deep-inside-331151638
>>147071694
Looks like nipples and a budding beer gut
>>147071694
Belfie!!!!!!
>>147071694
>I'm just a regular Girl from Germany who loves Quarians :D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imYJpr09IgQ
>>147071615
Triss? More likePISSlol!
>>147072328
Rudefaggot
>>147072325
Fucking Germans, man
I'm going home.
>>147072558
You are home silly
>>147072558
Okay
>>147072558
You're not going anywhere without me...
>>147072558
ah, the taste of krogan dick~
>>147072874
That sounded like a threat...
>>147073581
I'd rather break your legs than let you break my heart...
>>147073757
Saucy...
>>147070484
Would fuck
Moving too dang fast
>>147073924
Time to go.
>>147074063
Go where? I don't know where she is...
>>147074063
>not having a fat fetish
>>147074140
I like THICC not fat
>>147074221
This is simply disgusting you kardashian drone
>>147074105
>Germany/Female
To buy a ticket to Germany!!!!!
>>147074221
Your lil dick wouldn't even make its way through that fat, so why bother? :)
>>147074221
Get that bestiality shit out of here faggot
>>147074375
Germany is big...
Friendly reminder that...
>slightly chubby = cute
>fat = bad
>obese = shit
>>147074743
Love knows no boundaries...
>>147074835
What's the difference between fat and shit?
>>147074835
Immobile ssbbw is where the fun only begins, you normie
>>147074835
Uh can you not force me into your archaic obesity roles??
>>147074716
Hi /pol/!
>>147074743
Not as big as her. :^)
>>147074743
Let tulpa guide you to the area that usually has fat womyn with gas masks.
>>147075184
Isn't that the entire country?
need pic for new thread
>>147075880
my ass
>>147075880
>>147076123
filth
>>147076224
Just fucking do it
i kind of want to use this but i don't want to trigger /meg/
>>147076604
Add a giant "/dag/+/bwg/" on top of it in paint
>>147076604
Looks like a butt
>>147076994
>>147076994
>>147076994
>>147076994
geese are dabwg