Dota 2 General - /d2g/

>>146860449
first for shit game

Where the fuck is Era's farm?

>>146860449
is that his face or does he always have this squinting grin going on all the time?

Ebinth for matu being a perfect gentleman

>>146860561
All taken by the German rice machine
Escape will choke this

>>146860561
sucked into german farm vacuuming contraption

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Apologize

guys
what if storm spirit turned out to be a viable pick and this game proves it

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nth for the best captain and drafter in the world, ppd

>Dendi still manages to find a team that carries him around
>Nissan_360z doesn't
How is this possible? No way Ferrari has a more cancerous personality than Dendi.

>manta into bfury
the shit?

Navi is the west last hope as usual

>>146860664
VapeNation

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>>146860702

>>146860705
ferarri is now where dendi was last year when he was trying to draft and captain his team and failing miserably.

He will become the penist again anon

>>146860702
that hard qualifiers doe

>>146860702
>supposedly top tier
>struggling in regional against other """""NA""""" teams

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>tfw you have a quarry to settle

I'm pretty sure if escape lose the next fight they've lost the game desu

>>146860807
feel free to make your own shit team and come lose the NA qualifier next year

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>>146860705
Ferrari doesn't give a shit no more , all he cares about is getting married while on IG to get a free Ferrari yes the car from the owner of IG.

>>146860924
Just like the owner gave each player a million extra for winning TI?

THEY'RE DOING IT

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>el zipzap man actually doing work
what is this?

HERE
COMES
THE
GREEKS

>Syn
TOP KEK

>>146860917
Would rather go to work than play against D R I N K I N G B O Y S

OUR BOYS ARE GOING TO SEATTLE

This game is pointless.

EHOME and DC/CoL will take the two wildcard spots. Neither ESC nor AF can beat those teams.

LMAO
LMMMAO
THAT SLITHEREEN CRUSH

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>why the fuck did you get crit at level 1 on jugg
>it's good for last hitting

>>146860924
motherfucker has that new invoker immortal

>No synderen at TI6
Fug

>>146861147
>col

lol

>this fight
O U T S K I L L E D

WELL OILED GERMAN FARM VACUUMING CONTRAPTION
DEPRIVING THE PANICKING SWEDISTANI OF HIS FARM

remember when reddit did that reddit thing?

>Skylark died with BOTH time walk and cheese up
You can't make this shit up

>>146861147
ehome are going to defeat whoever they face in the finals.

>Teamfight starts
>twitch crashes
I feel like this could have been avoided

>>146861147
>swindlememer
>winning
LOL

>yuros dota

This Void is fuckgin triggering me

>this void
Loving every laugh

>blinking into a fucking chrono
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

It's over. That fucking chrono.

>Madara playing like trash

Greeks following the German throw order?

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Nice blink madara

ERA IS DOING IT BOYS

>GREEKS

Madara to replace EE after TI?

PAY DEBNTS

OUR GUYS ARE DOING IT

>>146861523
GERMANY WONT GIVE MORE MONEY TO GREECE

First Brexit.
Now Grexit.
Sweden is next.

Poor greeks, they only wanted to save their country's economy. :(

ESCAPE CALLED GG
DQ WHEN?

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>Madara will always be stuck with greek shitters.

>>146861596
>IMPLYING

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2467933282

>pick tiny
>lose
wow

wait does d2g actually like this game shitter thrower pubshitter madara

>>146861751
>16 minutes ago
bts are so SHIT

REEEEEE

So basically FDL beating CoL in the lower bracket is our last chance of getting one of OUR GUYS into TI?

When will alliance finally die and rid us of loda and akke?

>void does no damage all game
>Tiny does no damage all game
>storm does next to no damage all game
I'm not sure I get this draft desu

>Void not knowing who to attack so he spends half the chrono duration running around
"European" Dota, ladies and gentlemen

SYNDEREN = NARUTO OF DOTA

CONFIRMED
O
N
FIRMED

SYNDERWIN

>>146861972

no idea why youd pick offlane void if you have nothing to combo with chrono

>No Synderen casting for TI6
I always fucking hate it when this happens.
This meme fuck takes a team to TI but gets fucked immediately in the main event.

>>146861873
VG.R are our guys

AF always choke at the final hurdle.

>you guys are great sorry for gg call

AF got cucked. Its up to Alliance to stop this cancer from winning

>Fucking fat cunt Era will get to Seattle
NO JUSTICE IN THIS FUCKING WORLD
KILL ME

Im very glad that Synd and Era made it to Seattle, but i feel kinda bad for AF desu.

S A D B O Y S
A
D
B
O
Y
S

>>146862060
he'll lose in the first round and cast the games that actually matter after that so don't worry.

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MY BOY ERA DID IT!

>>146860562
He's Finnish, that's what we look like.

>>146862115
>implying he won't have another massive panic attack

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>>146862115
>hating on the fuccbois

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>>146862115
>fat

Anon?

>>146862126
Synd will go to Seattle either way.

>>146862060
>how to get to TI
>join synderen team
>assassinate synderen so you can get a better captain
>they can't deny you this request since synderen is literally DEAD
>win TI

It's THAT simple. Why hasn't someone done this?

>>146861972
has the no damage void ever worked?
Even once? in a pub?
It literally makes no sense

>>146862187
I miss them

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WE'RE CHEERING FOR SYND NOT THEM FUCKING SWEDE KEKS.

>>146862172
Yeah no. Valve is "professional" now. They have contracts and shit. Synd isn't going to be casting anything outside of a guest spot from time to time.

>picking offlane void when your carry is a tiny-io
So did they just play it poorly?
It could work if he could get the enemy on the corner of the ult so tiny could keep dps up, but void literally just chrono'd 1-2 enemies and tiny each time which feels like he's neutering his own teams dps more than the enemy most the time.

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>>146862060
>go to TI
>bring a suit just in case you get eliminated in the wildcards(LOL)
>cast the games with tober wan/LD
No problems tbqh

>>146862187
I'm not the one hating them, it's Ear who held jis team hostage at TI4
>>146862204
Check his recent photos

>>146862187
You're tearing my heart apart :c

Will s4 choke?

>>146862216
BEcause then who does analysis?
Merlini and MAYBE Draskyl can't be on all the time.

>>146862245
>tiny
>carry
Tiny is a no-damage hero this patch
He's literally badSven

>>146862289
What a dumb question, of course he will.

>>146862245
There were a LOT of bad chronos.

>no matter who won the swedes are going to current year TI
THIS IS UNFAIR

>>146862260
You have been hating on Era all day, time to go to bed

>>146862245
I don't know much about the team but they were on an elimination match with millions of dollars in potential prize money on the line so they probably defaulted to comfort heroes.

>>146862325
ryuubooruz obviously

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>>146862356
Europe masterrace

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ayyyy gulag

whats cracking dudes lmao

>>146862356
MOST
POWERFUL
RACE

>>146862368
It's the first time I posted in /d2g/ today
And I've been hating on him for three years

>>146862404
I have faith that nobody would willingly unleash that on his fellow men.

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CHANNEL YOUR ENERGIES FOR OUR KEKS ALLIANCE TO WIN AND GO STRAIGHT MAIN EVENT

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>>146862356
The only swede who matters is already in TI though

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>>146862356
>Tfw wanted Ad Finem and Escape to go through
>It's Secret and Alliance instead

>>146862517
>>>/reddit/

>>146862517
who dat b

>>146862551
The loser still goes to wildcards

Are you guys ready for synderen's 4th last place finish at the international?

out of all the players that have attended TI at least twice, he has literally the worst performance at the event, with 3 last place finishes in a row.

So DC > CoL
Then CoL 2 > 1 over FDL
then DC > CoL again?

>>146862356
If col wins their game against FDL, 5/6 teams who qualified from EU and NA have swedes on them

>>146862610
this time he actually got semi decent players with him, I doubt they will pull a MUFC

>>146862412
Hey Mr. Kemal , can you secure my rares during Nanyang? Thanks and more power to you guys at Team Secret!

>>146862412
>bought himself a million twitter followers with daddy's money
>bought himself the top spot in some pay2win game with daddy's money
>bought himself an esports team to feel special with daddy's money

does he feel no shame

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who the fuck is THIS guy?

>>146862410
They look so cute together

WHAT THE FUCK IS EVERYONE WATCHING?

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>>146862610
He'll win the whole thing, you'll see

>>146862690
is that Ryuuboorzu

he looks like he's dying

>>146862610
nah SEAmonkeys already reserved this year's last place

>>146862690
The first recorded instance of the mythical Leprechaum/Giraffe hybrid,

>>146862551
Anon, I was rooting for AF and F5
Just fuck my TI up

>>146862690
>le unpaid employee #3

damn LD is a genius!

a genius!

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>>146862692
Yea, rtz+fear too

>tfw someone told me that I look like a jewish version or artoozy

not sure if compliment or insult honestly

>>146862729
>Team BenQ
Wtf?

>>146862517
I want to cum in her eyes

What's her name?

>>146862712
Lirik

>>146862610
Heh, It's free money for him, so i'm happy for him wherever he places.

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>>146862689
Wouldn't you do the same if you were oil industry child anon?

>>146862850
i didn't even watch the webm
based on the content of your post i'm assuming its a trap

>>146862610
>went to TI 3 times
>never won any money

lel. at least this time he gets payed to lose

>>146862850
Emily rudd

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>>146862839
How can a manlet like Fear get this kind of girls?
THIS IS NOT FAIR

>>146862998
Because he's a millionaire.

>>146862998
a mix of money and daddy issues

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>tfw Artour probably got some of that csgo pussy after qualifying

>>146863070
>Team Secret
>everyone knows them
Nice organization , Mr. Kemal

>>146862690
>>146862753
>>146862774
>>146862809
Its Rob, BTS' main production guy

>>146863070
Three on the middle are bretty cute desu senpai

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RTZ: When are we getting paid daddy Kemal?
Kemal: say no more senpai.

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absolute madman

>>146863070
4 > 1 > 3 > 2 > 5

>>146863273
are you retarded or..........

>>146862793
Same here
>teams I was rooting for dropped out of qualifiers one by one
EG it is, then

>>146863350
>3 > 2
fucking retard

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>yfw EG is gonna win ti6

>>146862649
Nah.
FDL are going to be one of our biggest underdog stories this TI.
They're gonna go far.
Bet big on them now.
Trust me.

>>146863070
2>3>4>1>5

>>146863428
as much as I want my boy zai to win I don't think they will make it. EG is clearly lacking something

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>>146863428

>>146863402
>3 isn't better than 2.
Okay shit taste.

>>146862998
He's handsome

>>146863451
Beesa is already in the trashcan bruh

>>146863495
>best mid
>the two best offlaners
>best captain
>decent carry

It's IN THE BAG

>>146863350
this dude nailed it down perfectly

>>146863578
>Sumail
>best anything
Stop posting Yawar.

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>pick naga
>lose

dutaords?

>>146863578
If they manage to take a single game off any of the real teams I'll be impressed.

>>146863578
Like lets be real, what was stopping secret with universe rtz poopey pld and ee?

>>146863632
>implying Yawar likes his little brother

Cmon man, hes the elder brother but the younger one borught the money home. They hate eachother to the guts, theres a lot of pride on the line between them. And Sumail got a freebie thanks to being in EG lmao

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>>146863495
??????

I kinda want to look like Zai, but my forehead is a 6head...

Life is suffering

seeing alliance choke here will be the most hilarious thing ever

>>146863350
>Not
>3=4>2>1>5
Just kys senpai

>>146863779
>3=4
>3
>>=

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Alliance or Synds stack

I really like synds stacks but they choked 1 game away from qualifying TWICE

>>146863754
Universe doesn't fit in Secret for whatever reason. Probably farm distribution was the #1 issue. Puppey wanted to play a 4 core lineup and universe couldn't handle it.

are non-qualifier teams like og,liquid,navi scrimming currently?

I see og/liquid players are in pubs during scrim hours so i doubt it

>>146863889
>implying 3 and 4 aren´t on the same level
3260
shaking my head senpai

>kemal keeps gifting rtz goypendium levels
jesus

>>146863070

Can you imagine the pussy billionaire money buys?

Christ puppey can't lose.

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>had to spend the whole day helping my father do garden work so I missed escape's series

Nice to hear they won, though.
The loser of tomorrow's match is going to TI as well, right?

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how did you like the hub this year?

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>>146864028
They're playing against Alliance in a couple minutes, senpai.

>>146863971
rtz demanded invoker set and Kemal will give him that set lmao

it actually must be so nice to have someone so rich do anything you want

>>146864028
>tomorrows match
they're playing today

>>146864072
Shithub/10

>>146864028
>father
You mean stepfather?

>>146864028
>tommorow
its habbening pretty soon anon
and its a bo5

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Post your 2014 compendiums

>>146864087
>you will never have sugar daddy kemal give you his platinum credit card so you can go on a shopping spree

end me

is this the best ti6 ever? rightful teams qualified

>In December 2005, Sadıkoğlu was kidnapped in the Iraqi port city of Umm Qasr by terrorists, who demanded a US$25 million ransom.[2] He was released in February 2006 following the payment of a much smaller sum, said by his wife to be "less than $1m" and by the Turkish newspaper Vatan to be $500,000.[3]

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kek

>>146864149
I didn't buy the compendium but yeah, EG and Zai would've been mine too.

What if /d2g/ made two teams; one NA and one EU. If they trained hard would they get into TI next year?

>>146864417
They already did

>>146864337

That was his dad, dipshit.

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>>146864348
This is so perfect.

>>146864462
>They already did
What did he mean by this?

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>where were you when Arabs started making it to TI?

>>146864280

> rightful teams qualified

Everyone should have been brought together for the main qualifiers to be done on lane without "region" brackets that give SEA and NA a free ride to TI because shit teams.

>>146864149
>Can't open TI4 compendium in reborn

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Our guy, Beesa, will make it to TI right?

>>146864718
just like madara did

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Come on /d2g/, you must be a little excited to see Synd have a shot at fufilling his TI dream (again)

>ad finem plays the shit out of the map
>crawls their way back into the game farming it up and being elusive
>proceed to immediately blow their wad on an idiotic rosh pit fight
FOR.
WHAT.
PURPOSE.

>>146863070
Do they even know what game Secret is playing? Have they played it them selfs?

>>146864718
He will make it back in the trashcan

>>146864850
For that sweet 322 money from valve obviously?

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>>146864925
That's right anon, girls ARE stupid and can't know anything about videogames!

Is there any regional qualifier ladder? Did secret qualify for ti6 or are they out?

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>>146864925
yes

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>>146864718
a full UK dota stack will win ti7

>rtz @ 8968
CAN HE DO IT
CAN HE REACH 9K TODAY

>>146865041
This is undeniable. The only good female players are those with a dick.

>>146865084
>They'll represent an NA team
Reverse colonialism now

>>146865041
What the fuck is wrong with her face
Why is it so wet

>>146865105
>literally getting boosted
who cares

how does nahaz hang out at dota events all the time

doesnt he have a fucking job

>>146865193
Outside your basement water falls from the sky anon

>>146863765
HELP!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>146865174
just repping the anglosphere m8

>>146865105
How much MMR is he getting per game?

>>146865235
Teaching gives a HUGE amount fo free time as long as it's over highschool level.

>>146865193

it might be this thing called water

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I'm sorry for your loss sheeverfags

Why does visage even have responses for blink, deso, skadi and orchid? Is he meant to be played as a carry? who even cares lmao

Who the fuck is artour playing with? Sam?

>>146865398
yes

Is there any benefit to removing hurt delay on health bar like arteezy has?

>>146865372
>not liking MILFs

>>146865292
That anglosphere is changing too, "minority" births already outnumber white births in the us. In a few decades at most you'll see a president with Spanish as first language.

>>146865372
>this panel
just

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>ppd snapchats SF is "filthy" #pride
our guy

>>146862998
>work out, eat pretty clean, get in shape
>make over a million in a year doing what you're passionate about
>be a nice down to earth dude
How could Fear not pull qt3.14s?
The only thing against him is a bit of height, paleness, and his under eye genetics, but those aren't a huge deal.

Twitch tv swayzesghost :^)

>>146865372
>valve LITERALLY MADE bts have llama cast qualifier games and she got paid for it

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>>146865615
he is a huge cuck

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>check it out guys I'm getting 9k too!
>see I'm still relevant and talented and not just a boosting grindmonkey

>>146864072
Poormansgdstudio/10
I like the effort they put into it though, grant is pretty cool and the puppies were enjoyable for a time. Slacks occassionally is funny

>>146865105
He will and be forever ridiculed for getting boosted to 9k

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>>146865372
Imagine being in that room

>>146865769
whats wrong senpai, why you hating so hard on our boy arteezy

>you are playing against alliance; you do not ban Dazzle because you can counter it. Alliance instantly picks Dazzle. You crush them because you were allowed to pick two overpowered heroes for free while they picked Dazzle for no reason.

please stop doing this shit you swedish fucks

Whos artour playing with senpai?

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>>146865372
condolences

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>>146865915

>>146866164
Is that PPD's ex cumsock?

can alliance finally not choke?

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>>146866161
Theeban

>the german farm vacuum on timber
what a fun game lads
what a fun game

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>want to watch arteezy from bed
>fucking can't because hes not streaming on twitch

>>146866267
ya

llama's our girl right?

>>146865721
>everyone now knows she's shit
>won't have backlash when she's not at TI
It's pretty great desu

>>146864072

Grant, Nahaz, SirMemeSlacks and fluff are carrying that piece of shit hub SO HARD

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>>146864074
>>146864089
>>146864134
thanks boys, for some reason I thought it was tomorrow.

>>146864117
fuck off plz

What are the real chances of Esc beating Alliance though? I want to believe, but A seem more established and especially bulldong has stepped up his game majorly for this qualifiers.

Wow Synderen is a shit tier drafter

>People unironically think Llama is a shitty caster

>>146865541

OH NO!!!!!

>>146864072
Wow that looks like a snorefest

t.watching ingame with no shitty "caster" talking shit

>>146864072
grant and eosin were there. that makes it automatically 7/10.

>>146866585
Hello deaf person!

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>>146865915
Imagine....

>>146865915
I'd rather suck off nahaz than be in the presence of le epik dnedi XD

how the fuck does TB go unbanned until the last pick?

i put 500$ on synderen
wish me luck

Right boys. DC or CoL? I don't know how much to allow for swindle choking.

Who do I look at to learn to play Broodmother?
AdmiralBulldog?

grave + swap + tb rofl. This game is gonna be on WW and Void to land those ults

why is zyori wearing those pants

after sticking a finger up his ass and licking it on cam i don't think he needs to distinguish himself further from the crowd

>>146866991
zai

>>146866991
memedog or zai

>>146866426
>Wanting to watch ShitGreasy

I hope you're in bed from incurable spine cancer

>>146866991

The Rain Man

>>146867189
edgy

>s4

s4 soon to be s0-4

classic Gustav with the wacky non-meta mids

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>s4
why

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>>146867423
Good one

>ESc about to win the game
>DDOS
Why

is this really bo5? fuck me what's the point

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troeling for victims

Is timbersaw hard carry?

>>146865372
This sums up just how far dota casting has fallen
If fluff shot up that room he'd be a martyr

>>146867673
no. he's strong in all stages of the game but he won't carry a game alone. he's kinda like tinker in that regard

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>>146867673
naw he just scales ridicerlously good. And he eats str cores. And hes a carry, but he is not a pornstar.

>>146867673
i've seen a timber hold his ground against rapier six slotted carries without breaking a sweat while dealing top tier scaling low cd aoe pure dmg, so yeah.

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BrokeBack LUNER BrokeBack MANARR BrokeBack EHORME BrokeBack BEGGAR BrokeBack SEAMER BrokeBack PASHER BrokeBack KAKKAR BrokeBack DOTER BrokeBack LINER BrokeBack MUST BE TOBER WAN DOTER BrokeBack

I love watching Alliance play, it's so pathetic whether they win or lose. I really get off on it you know what I mean?

why are swedes still allowed to play dota?

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9k mmr

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>>146865372

meanwhile in china

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S4 is choking

I REPEAT

S4 IS CHOKING

>>146867673
Pretty much

>That awful fucking moment when the enemy Timber has had 200 HP for 8 seconds after being chased by 3 people for 20 seconds then just turns and +700 pure damage burst the all of them down then ? in allchat'

THERE'S NOTHING IMPRESSIVE ABOUT SHITTING OUT 10000000000 AOE DAMAGE WITH A FEW CLICKS

IT'S THE SAME WITH INVOKER IT'S THE SAME WITH TIMBER, JUST SHIT OUT DAMAGE COLLECT KILLS NOTHING ELSE

>>146868115
s4 is always choking

>rubick stole spiderwebs

what the fug

>>146868152
wew lad, calm down

>>146868152
>i picked no stuns or silences against a timber and bunched up with all my other heroes
good post

God I fucking hate that admiral shitdog piece of shit I hope the fat fuck cukc dies in a fire.

>team reddit vs team reddit
I wish they would both lose...

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>>146860912
I bet you cant even settle your little quary. You dont have the stones.

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So TB is literally free mmr at every bracket, right?

What's with the sudden surge of Terrorblade now?
He didn't get any attention at all at Manila and suddenly most of the time he is the biggest priority for teams.
What changed?

>>146868314
I'll calm down when at least 50 heroes are removed from the game so the other 70 canexist

>>146868382
I was more complaining about Invoker rather than Timber, I just pick KotL and lmao all the way to the bank when he timberchains once and has 0 mana for any of his spells, but that doesn't change the fact he's a brainless DPS machine

>>146868502
>>146868507

Redpill me on Terrorblade.

Skill item builds, goals, farming etc

>>146868605
Dragon lance with metamorph lvl 4
win game

>>146868502
time to spam waivernfu again

>>146868485
>you will never do this with void again

Man fuck icefraug hating rng, void was literally one of the most "high skill" hero in dota.

Those dodges and those timelocks.

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>>146868502
Damn son, say what you will about artootsi but that is 1 (one) impressive match history.

What happened to 5 skadi terrorblade?

Is that still a thing?

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>>146868485
>

>>146862839
I know a Jewish looking Arteezy.... Jacob?

Is there a more disgusting team than Alliance

>FREE WALL OF REPLICA WITH A SLOW
>FREE ILLUSION
>LMAO 2 ULTIMATES

NICE FUCKING HERO RIGHT THERE THATS SOME GOOD SHIT VCALVE

>>146868507
Alliance picked him for Loda at ESL and he took over the games and did a gorillion damage and was totally impossible to kill and then everyone started doing it

he's been buffed every patch for like two years and people kept going 'but he has (sort of) low hp early game!' and refusing to play him for no reason

>>146868720
it was never anything but a meme
MAYBE you could argue for double skadi, but after BoT, manta, bfly/bkb/mkb/crit/satanic/bkb you can only get TWO skadis at most.

>>146868713
>Spams literally and only cancer OP heroes in a 5 stack to grind MMR
>WOW SO GUD TOTALLY NOT THE SAME HEROES HE'S PICKING OVER AND OVER WITHOUT EXCEPTION

You'd think all the RTZ fanniggers would have died off when he did but nope...

>>146868874
>blame valve

At least blame icefraud correctly idiot.

>>146868943
>Spams literally and only cancer OP heroes in a 5 stack to grind MMR

he solo queues
and everyone at 6k+ plays cancer OP heroes every game; that's how they got to 6k+

>>146868943
What players do you like, Anon?

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>terror blade

>>146868943

Why don't you get to 9k then huh?

Heh, nothing personnel kiddo but I had to rek you, you need to know ure place kiddo.

>>146868943
>in a 5 stack to grind MMR

How is he grinding solo mmr in a stack?

>>146868943
know your place, 2k cunt.

>>146868943
>the best carry player in the world only plays carries and does so extremely well
>"GOD I WISH ALL YOU FANNIGGERS WERE DEAD"
lmfao what the fuck man

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>>146869073
>he thinks icefrog still balances the game

>>146869120
Why did I laugh like a retard at this post

>>146869073

>Implying Icefrog has anything to do with the "balancing" now.

LMAO are you LITERALLY and NON-METAPHORICALLY

FUCKING

RE
TAR

DED??

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>>146868943
5 stacks have a designated queue, you know.
Also go ahead and play those and see if you can win 5 (five) games in a row. I doubt you will.

you know

it says a lot when one of the best teams in europe is this trashcan team alliance

>>146869252

when exactly did they get rid of him

They are going to release a patch before TI, right?

Yapzor MVP

>>146869232
>>146869252
My favorite meme

People have been saying this since 2014. You'd think you retards would die off in 2 years time. If the balancing is so shit, why are you still playing? Shouldn't you be grinding Hots heroes, kiddo?

>>146868943
>Spams literally and only cancer OP heroes

Lel people always say shit like this, but for some reason they never climb MMR whether they use these 'cancer' heroes or not.

Are you perhaps just fucking bad at the game?

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>>146869106
>>146869110
>>146869120
>>146869129
>>146869214
>>146869220
>All these assmad RTZ fanbois

Holy hell I thought /d2g/ was low enough to like EE but don't tell me so many of you unironically like the most cancerous person in Dota esports?

>Instant 8 free >(you)

Are you lot some of the 15 year olds that got stranded from his stream and couldn't be retarded anywhere else?

>>146869360
>one of the best teams

Dota is too irregular

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>>146869360
at this point alliance is so shit one could say its an honorary NA team.

>>146869360
Meanwhile NA has Secret, Demon stack, EG, Liquid, OG.

lmao EU in shambles

>>146869441
>only pretending
stale bait m8
this is the year 2016 comeON

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>>146869441
You're the one being triggered by someone posting rtz

>>146869110

umm I like GOOD players that don't grind shit heroes like:

n0tail (the BIG daddy, he's a flower m8!)
AdmiralBulldoG (the A-god!!!)
Moonmeander (best offlaner in the world imo opinon)
fly (best support in the world imo opinion)
Dendi (what can I say about the D-God that hasn't been said yeat? Nothing)

>>146869441
What players do you like, Anon?

that qobja surely hates alliance

>>146869419
>playing dota
LMOA

>>146869490
>liquid and OG are NA
you tried

>>146869367

When bounty runes and comebeck mechs were introduced.

>>146869419

>he plays the game

LMAO why don't you just kill yourself kiddo

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>Alliance

loda is actually so bad

>>146868507
early push power so passive iron talon offlaners cant leave tb alone or their t3s will be down by 20mins

>egm

>>146869441
literally everyone who's been on a team with rtz has said he's a nice guy, nys.