/mbg/ - Mount & Blade General

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I'm posting Cao Cao in honour of the poster who was posting in honour of the original Cao Cao poster until we get a good Romance of the three kingdoms mod.

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AFTER CONSULTING WITH THE PEERS OF THE REALM, KING RAGNAR HAS DECIDED TO CONFER THIS THREAD UPON KING RAGNAR.

LONG MAY HE REIGN.

Where the fuck do I find these welsh bowmen in 1257 AD? You can recruit welsh cymry and train them, but I feel like they're not the welsh bowmen the English lords use. Mine are called welsh veteran archer or something like that but they're not the same.

I never find welsh mercs in taverns, do I need to own the fucking city to recruit them?

>>146845339
I've found welsh mercs in York a couple of times.

Do you have the 3000 for them? I don't think they show up unless you have the cash.

Also how do I make my useless country go to war with someone already, its been like 200 days of peace, and the marshal and king are both dicking around.

>>146846391

I'm an unbeatable tournament champ, famous in all of Europe. I have the cash.

>>146846702
I guess just try York, Chester and Abberrrryyth on occasion, some should turn up eventually.

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On second thought, let's not join Wessex, tis a silly place.

So we got looted last time?

>>146847431
What's the mod? Is it a Viking Invasion-period one?

So uh, I told a merchant caravan I was supposed to be escorting to wait while I chased down some desert bandits.

The chase took like a day and now I can't find the merchant caravan. Are they just gone forever or do they path somewhere while waiting?

>>146844469
Last thread archived at 420 replies.
You can't make this shit up

>>146848936
>What's the mod?
Not him but that Viking conquest

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>>146847431
>not accepting to get a reason to do coastal attacks on all those those coastal towns.¨
Shameful Tbh

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>>146849581
Prettier females for VC when
Forget waifus, all the girls look like dirt. Play a girl you look like a mountain of shit, play a guy and you may as well be a greek because the girls are untouchably ugly

>>146849456
Obligatory

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>>146849707
>nd you may as well be a greek because the girls are untouchably ugly

Do people prefer Brytenwalda or Viking Conquest? I've been playing both and I'm really torn on the two.

>>146844930
LONG MAY HE REIGN

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LONG MAY HE REIGN

By the way, does anyone here play "A New Dawn", having the most fun I've had in years of Warband.

It has some nasty bugs but you can play around them (enterprise bugs and prisoner bugs).

>>146850286
It has some neat ideas but is still kind of fucked
Also I'm getting sort of tired of Native+ mods, one of the reasons Warwolf is a big hit for me these days
Might be buggy and obscure but once you understand it at least it's a completely different system

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>playing ad
>thinking that this mod is realistic
>buought best crossbow in the mod
>can't pierce through shield
What is point about crossbows if they are shit?

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>thread died before reaching bump limit
a sad day

>>146851673
What the fuck is this guy doing? Can't they hire actual martial artists for these films instead of choreographing shit that looks ridiculous?
>I'm still expecting things out of filmmakers after """""""""""""""Cannae""""""""""""""

>>146851357
You don't need power draw to kick shit in with a crossbow

>>146851817
Underages aren'r welcome here.
Gently fuck off.

>>146851896
>Underages
>aren'r
Underage chucklefucks aren't welcome here
Please remove yourself from the premises.
And no, his blocks make no sense - just the first block could be circumvented if the guy bent his elbow or turned his body.

>>146852130
You really don't have any other line of attack than that "r", do you? :^)

>>146852457
Underages doesn't mean what you think it means, for one.
>plural of Underage (n)
>Underage (n): A deficit or shortfall in funds, inventory, or capacity.
My other line of attack is that I don't know why you'd call me underage.

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>>146844618

Can i rip face models from mods and add it to other mods?

>>146853090
stop with this meme module

>>146853474
Warwolf is the ultimate mod.

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>>146852572
this is solid b8
have some lewd

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>>146847431

>>146853090

> forming an army to battle giant mythological beings

>>146853514
She's not hot, she just has massive knockers.

>>146853646

She's pretty hot by British standards.

>>146853646
>She's not just, she just [is hot]
what the fug

>>146853742
>having massive tits automatically makes you hot
Ok.

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Did you guys really let the other thread die

>>146854434
Big whoop wanna fight about it?

>>146854434
I was sleeping, don't look at me Magina.

>>146854434
I was out with my oneechan don't blame me

>>146844469
Anyone have that Welsh.jpg?

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>>146854434
>BAAAAW, why do the majority of 4chan's largest userbase sleep at what is night in their timezone?

>>146854981
y r u so aggressive anon
are you having a bad morning

>>146855053
I'm going to a funeral in a few hours.

>>146855204
Try not to trip into the coffin

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>>146855308

So can someone explain to me what features that mod that takes place on japan have?

>>146855957
It has Japan

>>146855957
>Takes place on japan
>has japanese guys with sticks
>20 billion factions
>Each faction declares war on another totally on a whim every 4 minutes
>cringey "i'm 12 and what is scripting lol lesbians" random events you will want to turn off immediately
>lots of stalemate

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>>146856017

>>146855957

Playing through it right now. It has auto buy for food / autosell for junk below a price threshold.

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>20 minutes into fresh game
>get bored
>quit
feels like I've played everything there is to play at 1400+ hours

>>146856843
Play a stone throwing farmer

i have over 800 hours in warband and yet i've never really properly formed my own kingdom

>>146856980
It's okay senpai, some people are leaders, others are soldiers

>>146856980

I did it once on my Floris playthrough. Totally standard approach though. Conquered Wercheg, crowned myself king, slowly decimated Vaegiers and Nord shits, then went on to grill the Khergits and Sarranids, stomped Swadia afterwards and finally took the last Rhodok bastions on my 2000th or so day. Used almost exclusively bowmen. Swadian Sheriffs are mad motherfuckers.

>tfw you hate nordies but you love the footslogging infantry gameplay
is there a mod with a spearchukka heavy infantry focus faction that isn't just Viking memes

>>146858121
what about rhodok shield wall with crossbows

>>146858121
Roma Invicta

>>146858317
>Implying I would ever play Rhocucks to begin with
besides, that's not what I'm going for. I want one type of mook to serve my footsoldier/limited range needs.

>>146858757
>He doesn't play with the best faction

Get a load of this plebeian

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Guys I need help figuring out what all these points do. What should I build first? Ect.

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>>146858883
>best faction
well yes I already ruled out Swadia, sometimes I just want a challenge.

To the guy wondering about the repeating crossbow in Perisno a thread or two ago:

It's just the Dwarven Crossbow, doesn't say repeater on it. Found a few varieties in shops. has three shots before reloading

It sucks

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>>146859146
Good luck horse-user, i'm behind 2 hills, 7 walls, 20 pikemen

Does anyone else think that the lack of an inclusion of island in Bannerlord's map means that we won't get native boat support?

I know that there are plenty of reasons to avoid adding an island to an existing map, but it seems like something you would do just to show off boats. I'd hate to have to wait for mods to get coastal sieges like with Viking Conquest and Blood&Gold, so I hope boats are in even without an obligatory island faction

>>146856904
A group of looters killed his wife. He scoured the land in search of them.. Always using rocks so he can torture them afterwards to find the ones who took his loved on, his bastion of peace in this war torn land. As he continues he realizes that is useless. If they havent been picked off by an army then how could they remember killing a woman well past her prime in a land so full of blood shed. So he takes up a sword and decides that if he cant bring peace to himself, we would at least make sure that no others would feel his pain. And so yet another king rises in the land.

>>146859510
go to bed fyodor

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>>146857212
>mfw once bannerlord gets co-op this is actually possible

>>146859852
So thats what the old mans name is

>>146859334
>he thinks that outhouse named after a literal conman is a 'castle'
Classic Rhocuck

>>146859938
go to bed gsanders

>>146859852
BLYAT! CYKA BLYAT!

>>146859852
Haha this bitch have fackable body

>>146860005
>t. Harlaus

>>146859915
>co-op
ah ha ha ha ha

>>146860152
>he doesn't know about Grunwalder
you poor conned fool

>>146861054
>According to Bunduk, Grunwalder Castle was named for a war veteran that taught his people how to resist the Swadians that demanded submission from them. Grunwalder was killed, but the castle that was built where he died was named in his memory.

Literally William Wallace of Calradia.

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>the sturgians are not slavs
>they're generic "le ebin vikings xD"

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>>146861849
>this poster is not a slav
>he's a generic "le ebin american shitposter xD"

>>146861348
>he doesn't know Grunwalder was a prominent forum-goer who faked his death, leading to the castle being made before somebody spilled the beans he was a hoaxer.

I'm sorry you had to find out this way.

>>146862635
>Literally no proof to back that up

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>tfw I can master polearms, two handed, and sword/board
>Just cant wrap my head around crossbows/archery
>can't hit anything further than mid range from me
Am I a fucking casual?

>>146862923
That thing doesn't even look like aiming it will help for shit.

>>146862923
Yes.

>>146862923
skyrim was a mistake

>>146862923
Go horse back riding. The change the arrow takes is completely random after mid range and so is very much on luck unless everyone is grouped up. Get close. Practice in villages and train on targets.

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>>146862747
Lurk more.

>>146863646
I don't know super secret /mbg/ memes, s-sorry senpai..

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>>146862747
>there are people in this thread who haven't been here for years

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>>146864929
this is a terrible picture

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>>146865014
heard u talkin shit

>>146862747
>Shit that verified happened isn't proof
>Bunduk's drunken rambling is
back to your pighole

Why do sieges suck so much
Why isn't Bannerlord out
Why can't I play it now
Why don't we have more blogs

>>146865301
tfw gsanders gives us more blogs than taleworlds does

at least he also releases a "playable" product

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>>146865445
>gsanders gives us more blogs than taleworlds does

>>146865301
Game development takes time, anon.
Don't worry, they promised we'll have something by christmas.

>>146865527
>announced in 2012
>its CURRENT YEAR

No I don't have patience I want it now

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>>146865276

>>146865301
>Why do sieges suck so much
they don't
>Why isn't Bannerlord out
isis is going to remove the kebabs & they have to fight for survival
>Why can't I play it now
you can't play an unfinished product, moron
>Why don't we have more blogs
cuz the captain is a faggot

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>>146865965
>they don't

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>>146865965
>they don't

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>>146853608
age of mythology mod when?

>>146865861
>using vintage memes

>>146845339
>>146846391

Sorry to ask this shit again, but do I really find these fucking sheepfucking welsh archers in taverns? I rotated between 3 or 4 english cities and nowhere do I find them.

I only get these fucking standard guisarme or crossbow mercs. Where are the welsh bowmen for fuck's sake?

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>>146866092
>>146866142
>i suck at running up a ladder/ramp while the archers cover me, so i think it's bad

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>>146865965
>they don't

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>>146866887
>one ladder is fine

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Anybody else think all the settlements and castles in M&B look super comfy? They're all so packed and neat, it makes me want to be a poor serf or cannon fodder militia just so I could live there for a while, before dying due to constant pilaging and harsh conditions.

>>146866887
>completely missing the point

Do you honestly feel fighting on top of one, rarely two ladders, especially when the siege map features a door just beside them, without siege machinery, is fun?

>>146844930
LONG MAY HE REIGN

>defensive siege in a mod with muh custom scenes
>defenders spawn in the center of town, farther away from the walls than the attackers spawn
>gate starts open
>all of a sudden your defensive advantage aka the only way to win against 5-to-1 numbers is gone

Why are mod creators such fucking morons

>>146844469
Good pirate versions of warband?

>>146866667

When Bannerlord is released and we can just import Skyrim and Oblivion models.

so after watching lloyd talk about sieges in the classical era and armies of tens and hundreds of thousands building massive ramps into walled cities, i want to play a siege like that.

Also why is dark ages europe so inept at war. Im starting to think europe is a joke and always has been. I dont see them doing anything cool today, and the only cool stuff they ever do is in books they themselves wrote.

Just a bunch of inept barbarians who try to make themselves look cool. If not for the muslim hoard destroying the classical world it would never have amounted to anything. Its like europe is the tiny mamals that survived after the meteor took out the dinosaurs.

>>146867870

Blood & Gold: Caribbean! Is probably the closest you'll get to decent.

>>146868384
>>>/his/

>>146868384
Darks ages are the people who fled from the east coming west and settling. They were barbarians who tried to live like Romans and failed.Everyone blames chirtianity for our scientific hole, but it was the fall of the romans to the barbarians which caused it. You have a bunch of tribes man fighting it out trying to play at something greater then what they were. Like kids pretending to be adults. Took a while for them to fit into daddies shoes.

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>>146868384
>calling it 'europe' like it is or was some sort of monolith
fuck off

>>146869195
The roman empire was the most disgusting thing in existence. A center of racemixing, degeneracy, oppression and slavery. Barbarism is the natural state of man.

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>>146860005

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>>146869895

>>146869895
>>/pol/

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>>146869973
You showed him, Cleetus

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>>146870013
>>146870025
t. capitalist sheep

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>>146870167
go live in a treehouse nigger

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>>146870256
>a slave calling a barbaryan a nigger

>>146868414
very funneh but I can't afford a new game at the moment, and piratebay is dead, so help a person out if you can

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>>146870347
>forestniggers had access to computers and knew how to shitpost

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>>146870507
>racemixed mongrel still talking shit

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>>146869895
>The roman empire was the most disgusting thing in existence

>>146869895
>barbarism is the natural state of man
Then fuck off back into your woods you little faggot.
You'll still be exploring your friends' asses while we'll be exploring space.

>>146870665
>calling a multiracial multicultural anti-nationalist empire disgusting is being edgy

>>146866841
go to english/welsh towns and go to recruit volunteers and there should be two options, do the second one

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>>146870595
are you a new worlder?
muh blood is more inbred than yours my friend

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>>146870665
Defending an empire built on slavery and genocide is honestly pretty edgy

>>146870726
>You'll still be exploring your friends' asses while we'll be exploring space.
No, the only thing "muh high tech civ" people will be doing is dying of starvation in filth riddled cities when there's too many non-whites for the few remaining white men to support them

>>146870839
The 3 million killed in the fall of the temple in 72ad. Horrible time for the jews, the Romans were the old Germans.

>>146870806
are you retarded? you're talking to a guy who just said barbarism is the natural state of man and who clearly hates empires, and you're asking me if I'm a new worlder? are you literally retarded?

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>>146870839
I wonder who could be behind that post ...

Looking for some good multiplayer focused mods. So far I have that Invasion one.

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>>146871019
new worlder as in from the New World, gonna take your spastic reply as a yes

>>146870892
>Civilization = non-whites
What the fuck, take your medicine, Jimmy

>>146871132
>new worlder as in from the New World
What part of my post made you think I didn't understand this?

Fuck you're retarded

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>it's a Mount & /pol/ episode

>>146871127
most MP mods are dead, NW, native, and FI2 are the populated ones

>>146871138
Oh, you didn't know? The people whose boots you're licking are hell bent on flooding civilization with non-whites, in case you haven't noticed yet.

>>146871252
then what the fuck does your post mean?
you can't be a "barbaryan" in the new world?

>you're talking to a guy who just said barbarism is the natural state of man and who clearly hates empires
makes no sense

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>>146870839
>>146870954
>>146870761

>>146871062
>le ebin merchant caring about Gauls being killed

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>>146871373
>Civilization means licking jewish boots
I don't think there's a place big enough to contain your retardation

>>146871127
The Deluge is a great mod but for all I know it might be dead

>>146871530
>I don't think there's a place big enough to contain your retardation
You sound like one of those tumblrites who just go "ugh" when they don't have anything to say. I think you're too retarded to come up with anything intelligent to say, little triggered faggot.

And yes, being a supporter of "civilization" (i.e what we have today in 2016) is licking jewish boots. If you're not against what is today, then you're a jewish bootlicker.

>>146871824
How and when did the conversation devolve from the Roman Empire to modern civilization?
Do you have ADHD or something?

>>146871521
I answered to the wrong post.

>>146871352
>>146871640

Dammit. Hate when I'm late to the party. At least the singleplayer stuff that's out is good.

>>146871993
The conversation has been about centralized highly populous societies i.e civilization/empires all along. The roman empire of its time is the same as the globalist capitalist societies we have today, an all-encompassing disgusting system that is against human nature.

>>146871993

My genetic deficiencies are none of your concern.

>>146872278
[Citation needed]
Mate, you should cut down on the red pill, you've overdosed

>play warwolf
>cant beat the arena
>whatever Ill just cheat it up to see how hard it is
>str and agi to 20
>max skills
>350 weapons skill
>still cant beat the fucking king
I do like 4 damage to him and he hits me for 30 through my 60 armor. Like what the fuck am I supposed to do against that, hes got atleast 200 hp too. Its the only way to get money that I know of becuase there are no guides, sure I can do the farms the bandits the forts but that costs soldiers.

>>146872394
>[Citation needed]
For what? I didn't make any claims.
>Mate, you should cut down on the red pill, you've overdosed
I didn't make any claims, I stated what the roman empire was, and compared it to the dominant western system under which most parts of the world lives today.

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>>146872278
explain how civilization isn't a product of human nature

>>146872503
>The roman empire of its time is the same as the globalist capitalist societies we have today, an all-encompassing disgusting system that is against human nature.
That is not a claim?

>>146872621
>an all-encompassing disgusting system that is against human nature.
No, this is not a claim. This is a statement of fact. Our bodies and minds weren't made for more than a couple hundred individuals living together.

can everyone shut up and post mount and blade campaigns

pls

>>146872545
Why would I do that? That's like asking someone why plastic bottles exist if said person stated that plastic bottles don't naturally come into existence.

>>146872697
Prove this so-called "fact" of yours

>>146872697
"made" Im sure that pigeons werent made for living in big cities either but they took to it fine. Get over it, the world isnt large enough to go back to tribes.

>>146872779
This, literally none of this matters.

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>Mount and Blade General

>>146872858
too bad he didn't spend 1 of those days making blogs

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>>146872850
>Why would I do that?
because you're making silly assumptions and statements that need to be fleshed out or risk being disregarded by everyone but yourself

>That's like asking someone why plastic bottles exist if said person stated that plastic bottles don't naturally come into existence.
false equivalency, do you have any actual arguments bitch nigga

>>146872858
At least they're bumping the thread

>>146872853
Would you like me to prove to you that humans also actually really do exist aswell?

>>146872854
>but they took to it fine
That depends on how you define "fine". Humans are much unhealthier today than they ever were at any point in history. The fact that we live longer than ever before because we're pumped with tons and tons of medicine to artificially keep us alive doesn't make said person any "healthier", the only reason this is done is for the current system under which we live to be able to extract more tax from the individuals it rules over.

If "fine" is being artificially kept alive so you can be exploited as a tax producer for a decade or two longer then sure.

>>146873232
>>146873286
fuck
off

>>146873286
>Humans are much unhealthier today than they ever were at any point in history.
I do enjoy my meat diet on not-death of the black plague thank you very much

>>146872779
I've been trying to play through perisno because it has some really cool features, but I think I'm going to give up on it purely because every mother fucker past tier 3 has so much armor that bows and all but the best crossbows do fuck all. Tired of seeing "0 damage!" pop up all the time just because I don't have power draw 9 and the best bow in the game

PooP does this too. Why do fantasy mods suck

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>>146873286
>Would you like me to prove to you that humans also actually really do exist aswell?

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>>146873360
last thread died before bump limit, in the absence of any actual discussion you can fuck off pal

>>146873396
>on
and*

>>146873251
It's of 0 value

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>>146873502
>the only thing that matters is we take up space on the board, no matter the topic

wew

>>146873502
rather dead than shitposting, faggot
take your dumb irrelevant shit and fuck off

>>146873569
The existence of plagues which killed humans isn't an argument against the fact that humans were much healthier before than they are now. There are diseases that kill people today aswell.

>>146873826
RIP /vtg/

>>146873826
because i'd rather discuss the topic of the general you retard
you've got boards for this dumb shit

>>146873438
It's a very good argument actually. The human body and mind not being made for living together in a loud crowded space with millions of other people is a fact. Asking someone to "prove that to be the case", is like asking someon to prove that humans exist. It's just a childish counter-"argument" to scream: "PROVE IT SHITLORD!"

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>>146873881
why didn't you do that last thread
oh that's right
there's nothing to discuss

>i want discussions about this topic i enjoy but i don't want to start a new one or take part in an already existing one

>>146872459
soldiers cost like fucking nothing, anon. I don't even think they cost money to upgrade. Non-army bands have basically no upkeep nor food cost.

Warwolf is the easiest mod ever to make money in, literally do anything else that anybody offers you. Quests get you 2500+ easily (ruins suck, don't do them), and all those little fight things like the fort can offer up to 4x that.

>>146874029
because i was asleep you dumb shitposter

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>>146873826
>it dies once in a long time because DEAD posters were sleeping on duty
>let's shitpost

The general would be better off dead than filled with shit anyway

>>146873939
>he doesn't like it when people ask him for facts, no matter how mundane they might be
It sounds like you're the shitlord, my friend

>>146873606
I agree, but it's better than being archived.

>>146874074
if you want to talk shit then commit fuckboy

>The general would be better off dead than filled with shit anyway
what if I told you every response you and others made to my shitposts has been also unrelated to the general's topic and a shitpost in itself

>>146874247
It isn't. We'll always make another thread, no need to accept shitposting into our ranks. We've still got an animeposter invasion to deal with

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>>146874370
Fuck off

>>146874276
I know
But part of me wants to believe that at least some of you have half a brain and are not just dedicated shitposters and might eventually stop when told to. Thus this off-topic posting would reduce future off-topic posting.

I cant figure VC out.

Im making ok money through traiding to and from dorestad and finding my companions but it seems like the game doesnt want me to do the small scale 3-4 guys vs 'sea raider' stuff that i always do in native.

Am i supposed to jump in with hiring mid level troops from inns and do army-stuff right away?

>>146874370
Bring the hotpocketman then, what do you want us to do, shoo them away?

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>>146874439
a lack of off-topic posting would kill this general indefinitely friendo, how many shitposts have you made so far out of anger that some autists began discussing unrelated issues momentarily on your niche sub-forum on an anime imageboard?
all unrelated, kill yourself

>>146874370
>>146874439
there's only one shitposter

>>146874679
Except this general has survived in higher quality with much lower post frequency before

But whatever, it's time to stop feeding you (you)s

/mbg/ is 50% shitposting, 25% people asking for and receiving actual advice and 25% discussing autism and modding.
If there were no shitposters and /mbg/ was dead, there would be no place for new players to ask for advice, or people to share anon's mods and such freely

>>146874821
>Except this general has survived in higher quality with much lower post frequency before
no general has had an absence of a large degree of shitposts, ever
you're talking bollocks

>>146874663
No, what we should do is ignore the anime. or reply to their discussion of mount and blade with out own discussion of mount and blade, not ignore the ontopic post they might have made and reply to the anime avatar with "why is *some waifu* such a slut" which leads to more anime posting

Just like we should be ignoring the retards arguing about civilization and degeneracy instead of joining in and making it one big cesspool of shittiness.

>>146874956
how new are you
we did for ages, happenings like E3 brought garbage here

>>146874679
>a lack of off-topic posting would kill this general

Off-topic posting kills generals, you fucking degenerate. Just like how /hmg/ was killed by Pardoposting. Here, have some (You).

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>>146874913
>>146874956
Typical that it would be newfags that support shitposting

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>>146875073
my anecdotal evidence surpasses your anecdotal evidence
>happenings like E3 brought garbage here
happenings like E3 brought discussion that you so crave here, /v/posters quickly left anyway
why don't you post your hours IG if you want to virtually measure cocks you faggot

it's like a river's load, the bed load are veteran /mbg/ posters who will loyally revive the thread whenever it reaches page 10, but these people will be inevitably eroded by time as the rivers water erodes its rocks, the rest of the load also abrading it

the dissolved load are people who float through, the majority normally, looking for advice, they drift on and dissolve into the river

not the perfect analogy but fitting enough

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They've come a long way

>>146875562
Everything is so fuckin' white.

>>146875687
SJW please go

>>146875517
>happenings like E3 brought discussion
they bring both, it's a double edged sword but inevitable
>analogy
that's how any general works, what's your point

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>>146875743

I was just thinking the other day that this general had the perfect balance of lewd, memes, anime, and on topic conversations.

>>146875942
Personally, I blame gsanders for this autism that has grasped the current thread

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>>146875942
>perfect balance
>includes lewds and anime(outside of on topic use)

>>146875942
But this general has amounts exceeding zero of those first three things.
Amounts exceeding zero of those first three things are unacceptable.
>>146876104
>tolerating memes
meme yourself fuccboi

>>146876104
horse pussy and pure maidens my friend

>>146875883
my point is the thread can't survive on the bed load alone, the bed load will either be eroded by the river itself or the suspended load abrading it

>>146876224
Khergit women ARE pure, okay?

>>146876250
well it has done for years
the bannerlord information we got prior to the last few years was raindrops but we're still here

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>>146876224
>tfw was hyped for Khuzaits and now the hype has been completely killed by not wanting to be associated with this week of horse pussy posting

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>>146876038
i get the impression the stuff he's doing he thinks is difficult or something but it's really mundane simple shit

I wonder if the Khuzaits and Aserai will still be trash.

What are the odds they get balance right?

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I-It's still alive

>>146876396
why do you argue in circles?
every thread I've been in on this general has had plenty of off-topic and on-topic shitposting

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>>146876315
PUREST

>>146876598
>the last 11 players would rather split their lobbies than agree on a gamemode

I find it so hard to remember these new Bannerlord factions, am I the only one?

>>146876762
thats just because we dont have memes associated with them yet

>>146876762
ME

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>>146876598
i actually went on VC to say it's more dead but it isn't, must be the sale
>>146876762
if they're as boring as the native factions it won't matter

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Bonjourno my peninsular friend

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>>146876762
yeah.
baka.
khuzait, asaria (aserai? I see various reports), battania, sturgia, vlandia, north/west/south empire.

I just noticed that in this map there's that little thing north of Sturgia, which is slightly different colored blue. Is this an official picture?

Sieging my first castle, why when I get to less than 40 enemy units they transform in monsters and kill all my army effortless? They get a buff?

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>>146877093
Its just some land

>>146870762

Does it only work with lance recruitment? I chose native recruitment. Or is it my relation to the town?

I don't see a second option. Can only choose commoner footmen.

>>146877093
Could be the Nord homeland.

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>playing native-style multiplayer again after a 1 year hiatus
JUST

>>146877345
>Does it only work with lance recruitment?
yes
>I chose native recruitment.
use lance recruitment

>>146877236
Ah, that's a pity.
I got a tad excited that maybe it's something special, and the pic was a little tease.

Looking at this map, I wonder if Battania is going to be the whole "gets beat up by everybody" faction. They're central with 4 surrounding nations, but so are much of the Empire nations.

>>146877523
I dont know who is who, but red and pink are going to be the beat up countres, can tell just by looking. Red is snaking so 4 people can go to war and grab things without over reaching, and pink is just center in a bad spot.

>>146863646
He's pretty based

>>146877236
Keep in mind that those are probably not the starting borders

I was wondering, are there any mods (or is it going to be a feature in bannerlord) that allow you to split your warparty?

Like if you wanted to chase some routed enemies, you could split off a separate cavalry party to pursue them.

>>146878183
I think Brytenwalda (and VC I guess?) is supposed to have something to that effect

>>146877738
Yeah, Charas in particular for red can function vaguely as a Dhirim.
Which is funny because Red is Vlandia/vaguely-swadia

But if they lose that overextended part, their front is more or less solid, and against foes that have several enemies everywhere else.
The red village-icons have near green's Ath Cafal aren't named, which make me think they're just raidable villages? Not siegeworthy, but still sucks for them. Especially those really far eastern 2.

Oh wait, there's "Sargot" but I'm not sure what that is going. Probably manages those. If it's right underneath "Ath" it's not too far east, so might be ok.

>>146878096
Spring 1 1060 seems pretty start-datey.

>>146878320
>Spring 1 1060 seems pretty start-datey.
I think it might be 3 years into the game
Isn't the map from the game where the developer is running around with an army?

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>>146865965
>they don't
God's older sister will suck my dick before this is true of vanilla Warband

>>146870167
>Capitalism working at all relies on me trying to become richer and eat better
>this is somehow not the natural state of man, to attempt to better his lot

>>146870761
>nationalism is a thing before Westphalia
>Romans were accepting of foreign cultures at all

>>146872278
>against human nature
Anything made by human hands must by definition be in line with human nature, since we were the ones who created and maintained it.

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>as soon as I go to sleep
>the general dies

>>146878436
>>>/his/

>>146874956
How fucking new are you, we were one of the best generals on the entire board before E3

>>146875517
>ancedotal
Go to /twg/, /gsg/ whatever
It's usually agreed that we were one of the most shitpost-free generals on the board

I fucking hate you Sven Bullneck

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Who /stylin/ here?

>>146878447
why do you care

>>146870761
>romans
>anti-national
what

The empire was the nation, it was because romans were national and let everyone else into their nation to become romans that they did so well.

A nation is not an ethnicity, thats modern day doublespeak brainwashing anti-national sentiment designed to weaken europe. A nation is a geopolitical entity based around a certain set of customs and ideals.

Nationalism is fanatical belief and support of your country.

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>>146878769
Because I could of stayed awake another hour but decided to go to bed early.

>>146878760
>he has 12 guns

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>>146878882
Huh?

>>146879003
The icon is all, it looks like you have twelve guns in your ammo case

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>>146879076
Oh I see

>>146878882
for some reason when crossbows are replaced by firearms, the ammo icon gets changed to the weapon and not the ammo

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>>146879076
A true operator always has more than one gun.

Thinking of giving Silverstag a go, what are your experiences with it, lads?

>>146879286
It's shit.
And I'm pretty okay with Floris.

Silverstag adds a bunch of weird shit that I just don't want. The odd recruitment system, abilities, a bunch of weird health regeneration stuff, troops in your party boosting party skills (which actually exists a smidgen in Floris, but whatever), god knows what else.

If you play it, give us some thoughts.

>>146879286
the recruitment system is interesting (any mod that changes it from native recruitment is better, native recruitment is stupid) but i didn't like the rest of the shit like >>146879557 said, with abilities
i think a lot of people are put off by it using WSE too

Explosions and gunshots at the Istanbul Airport. Bannerlord delayed.

>>146880004
Good thing they're in Ankara

>>146880004
are we finally retaking constantinople?

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Mod with just Quality Of Life stuff when?

Diplomacy
Freelancer
Auto buy food
Auto sell junk
Companions auto equip
Upstab
LoliMod
Troop tree checker (not that you really need it in native)
Manor system
Improved Tournaments
PBOD
Pause fast travel when enemies apear
Companions can read books too

Am I forgetting anything?

>>146880004
desu unless Ankara gets nuked I don't think they care too much

>>146880317
Polished Landscapes

>>146880004
Wait really?
Honestly what's even happening in the world today

>>146880004
ISIS did promise Ramadan would be a month of terror.

>>146880317
Does that retirement shit ever change
Like if you retire after becoming KANG of the world is it still that pitful

>>146878621
>It's usually agreed that we were one of the most shitpost-free generals on the board
I don't think you know what an anonymous imageboard is

>we were one of the best generals on the entire board before E3
why do you repeat yourself, that isn't true and isn't provable at all despite your retarded board jingoism

>>146878096
Judging by the town names and wich faction they currently belong to I'd say there's a strong possibility of this being a starting map or at the very least an early game one.

>>146880317
>>146880421
Oh and also the OSP new castles/more ladder seiges.

>>146880559
>Does that retirement shit ever change
yes

>>146880571
I doubt Blandia will start out with 8 towns, though you're right about the town names and the borders don't look unfeasible for the most part
But yes it's probably pretty early either way

>>146880317
Approximately exactly at the same time Bannerlord releases.

>>146880569
>I don't think you know what an anonymous imageboard is
I think you need to learn to read, or think. Anonymity only prevents us from knowing if a certain poster posted something else earlier in the thread or in another thread. At most it'd tell us how many shitposters there were, but a shitpost is a shitpost regardless of who is posting it. We've always had rather few of those, perhaps because the general was slow.
>isn't provable
>>>/archives/
Of course it isn't provable with numbers, it's a fucking opinion but it's one I guarantee is widely held. Hell you could point to any post in the thread, call it a shitpost, and you could probably think up a reason why it's a shitpost.
Fuck's sake THIS is a shitpost.

>>146880661
Ah well
I never bothered to retire, I just deleted my saves after I got bored with them so I never really found out

>>146880317
the guy who was doing the custom banner thing

>>146880726
Now that I take a closer look on it I think the Bakanians may have lost a city. Wich would bring their starting city number at 5 and the Blandian's city number at 7, those two number seem to be the average for all the other factions.

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This seems to be the best ending you can get
I'm my own king in this
Maybe it changes after you've taken everything on the map?

>>146881446
367-0
wew

>>146878183
Confirmed to be a feature in bannerlord I believe. Otherwise you have to dump your guys into a garrison

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>looking through Life50
>there are actually a lot of decent assets to steal

BIG ONI TEtSUBOS

>>146881446
>367-0
Jesus christ

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>>146881446

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>>146881446
>Victories: 367
>Defeats: 0

aren't you a savescummer

>>146881575
now THAT'S the power of savescumming

>>146881626
that model looks like shit

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>>146881575
>>146881647
>>146881767
Just get Swadian knights to autowin every field battle and cheese sieges with sharpshooters and you never have to savescum except for when you ctrl-space into something nasty in the early game

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Thank god.

>>146881767
>losing
>ever
what? I mean maybe once or twice vs sea raiders at the start of the game but any other time is unacceptable. But the level is cheating. So hes a cheater. He has to fight 2k+ thieves every bandit attack.

>>146881921
>level 34 is cheating
What

>>146881913
Awesome.

>>146881913
AWAY WITH YOUR LIIIIIIIIIIIFE
DAAAAAAAAAMN YOUUUUUUUUUU

>>146881913
Pretty sure he said at E3 that the players actually wanted the screams to be reused though

>>146881921
The level in the second screenshot is cheating just to demonstrate that the practically infinitely higher end game score doesn't give a different text
The first screenshot is no cheats

>>146881921
>But the level is cheating. So hes a cheater.

He was testing the retirement results you dip

>>146881921
You do realize you get shitloads more EXP for killing higher level targets? level 34 is achievable, it just gets quite boring at higher levels

>>146882040
Perhaps they realized how shit their tastes were.

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>>146882040
He said so on twitter yes.
Good thing the horrible screams will finally be gone.

>>146882212
I WILL DRINK FROM YOUR SKULL!

>>146881913
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-ThECHhmQs

f

>>146882179
>>146882018
its level 2117, even to test it out its cheating. Ive seen people call others cheaters for using cheat mode to see how much damage theyve done to the other side, how is this not cheating.>>146882060
>>146882081

>>146881864
They can't all be winners. There are one or two "fantasy" weapons though that look alright. There are a lot of good swords the only problem is I don't know which ones are already used if any in Geko because I never really gave a shit about the nippy stuff.

>>146882383
F

>>146882387
>using cheat mode to see how much damage theyve done to the other side
>falling for the "don't cheat in singleplayer or you're a shitter meme"

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This one for instance Is neat.

>>146882387
>I've seen autistic people, why can't I be one as well

>>146882387
>using cheat mode to see how much damage they've done to the other side
That's using cheat mode as debug mode you buffoon

>>146882387
>to see how much damage theyve done to the other side
what?

>>146882689
add a zatoichi companion

>>146883021
there is a score in wars, go to cheat mode and select a faction thats at war.

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>>146883090
I can't add any companions without the source code.

Besides Oni-Chan, Rance & Sil are at the front of the line for companions.

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>>146866667
>>146867916
>bannerlord mod based on AoM except with a few more civilizations and myth units

holy fuck I need this

>>146883156
that's not supposed to be shown to the player

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>>146883498
Why now make one now for Warband?

You can do it anon! I believe in you!

>>146883156
That's debugging information you fagtron

>>146877236
map looks fucking boring

3 MORE FUCKING DAYS UNTIL COMM 0.6

>>146880431
there was a minor era of relative peace when the ottoman empire collapsed. But ever since saudi arabia has been building mosques this has been coming. Par for the course for islam.

>>146884015
contemporary crusade when

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>>146884090
When we get a pope that isn't a pussy like the one we got now.