Mass Effect General - /meg/

gigi-chan best waifu

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>>146805386
well she's better than femshep I guess

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what a shitty collage, do you even try anymore?

What sort of alt playthroughs did you do /meg/?

>>146806274
fuck off you autist, it's old, haven't done a collage in months

>>146807609
paragon femshep
banged liara through ME1, 2, 3 + dlc
marrage, old age, lots of little blue children
no choices mattered in the shitty ending of third game
no more femshep + liara
rage

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>>146808132
>not installing JAM to have them live happily ever after
>not playing renegade femshep

step up your game foam

>>146808995
where's sheploo?

>>146808132
It's canon that if you picked destroy with high enough EMS Shepard lives.

>>146808995
That picture makes me physically ill. More so than the inflation and vore pics

good night meg

>>146811368
night WG

so dead

>>146807609
What is the most fun playthrough?

>>146813021
Full paragon, saving all squadmates, only ever picking renegade when Admiral douchebag tries to kill you on the dreadnought and punching him to get the hell off my ship for endangering me and my waifu.

>>146813692
>fun
paragon is full cuck mode tbqh and punshing the general only shows that you cant control yourself, a weak action. war is war, deal with it and tali has every reason to die, I usually kill her off on the suicide mission

>>146813021
picking whatever renegade/paragon option seems appropriate, but mostly renegade. just for the bantz

>>146814339
>paragon is full cuck mode tbqh
Kek Renegade is literal retard mode except for the few times it gives you like 2 less enemies to fight. Like Miranda's or Mordin's loyalty missions. Not entirely sure how saving people is cuck but okay.

>punching the general only shows that you cant control yourself, a weak action. war is war, deal with it
He put me, my waifu, and the fleet in danger. The Geth don't want a war. A weak action would be not telling him to get the fuck off my ship when I'm not only generous enough to help him but then he pulls that dumb shit while I'm out trying to save the whole galaxy.

> Tali has every reason to die
Kys

>>146814339
>not getting tired of choosing the same options every single time

>>146807609

Mostly they were the same but with different waifus.

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>Only a Russian laggy lobby currently open
>I can't snipe with that lag

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>mfw England

>>146820008
Pretty fun MP wish there was a pvp game mode tho. Like small 3-4man search and destroy type mode. No faggoty TDM though

>>146813021
Ruthless Spacer full militaristic sociopath

Since they're using Frostbite for ME:A, does that mean everything will look shiny/monochrome/wet?

>>146824310
So she does have a working vagina, right? Not talking about a uterus just a working vagina.

How else would you get those top-secret documents?

>>146825105
I mean, why the fuck not. Just look at that stupid character and tell me that they wouldn't give it a scifi robot pussy.

>>146825262
>EDI
>stupid
f-huck off

She's an amazing work of engineering. Elastic titanium silicon polymers. Ultra-light harmonic phased power cells.

>>146825638
EDI should have stayed a ship
if they wanted a sexbot they could have just made a new character

>>146825779
Why would they add another character? How else is my nigga Joker supposed to find love? The only bad thing they did was not my EDI look more like her VA.

>>146825945
Joker's attachment to the ship - and thus EDI - was always supposed to be an extension of his desire to keep his comrades safe by doing his job to the best of his ability. Their relationship as it was in ME2 was enough, it was more than serviceable, and characterized both of them well.

In 3 they just had Joker fuck a robot, because 3 was written by a teenager.

>>146826181
>In 3 they just had Joker fuck a robot, because 3 was written by a teenager.
Im glad then. Because I would have done the same thing as Joker.

>>146826304
Joker's whole character became a joke after 2, though. Mostly because of EDI.

But thank god we got something new to jerk off to! God, I would have hoped "sexbot" was the one few scifi tropes Bioware could have stayed away from, but of course I was mistaken and disappointed.

>>146826713
>Joker's whole character became a joke after 2, though.
He's supposed to be a comic relief, the guy quickly utters "take pictures" when Jack and Miranda have their loyalty argument.

> I would have hoped "sexbot" was the one few scifi tropes Bioware could have stayed away from
Why would they? They got to hit the "are AI synthetics worth the same as organics" trope with her new body as well. Having conversations with her and bringing Joker and her together, she learns what it means to be organic.

I think they flesh out that trope well with the geth missions and the numerous Engineer Adams debates on the ship. It's supposed to make you actually think about the choices at the end instead of just saying "Destroy all synths so Shepard lives"

I miss that brief period before I had finished ME3. That bit right before we got back to Earth, and I was still riding the highs.

I also miss old MEG. But still love you guys.

>>146827862
I,uh... I love you too, man.

>>146830549
Kheeelah, muh dick.

Please post in here so mods know this is the rightful /feg/. The other one is full of faggots who refuse ot accept #FE as a fire emblem game.

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>>146821579
How us mass effecters.

http://orig08.deviantart.net/7281/f/2016/178/1/3/shepard_x_harley_by_becausewhynot01-da7vq8i.jpg

>>146827862
I wonder if Ariabro 1 and 2, Shellshock, Regina Primata, Makani or any of them will come back after Andromeda cones out

>>146838234
Perhaps they will. How about Cosanon

>>146839143
I dear hope so.

>people who go full cuckagon or full on commander evil

disgusting
any good player knows that the best path is one with a myriad of different choices, showing that shepard can have a personality outside of 'Nicest person you'll ever meet' or 'twisted fucking psychopath'.

>>146840575
On my main playthrough I chose what I personally would choone, and it turned out 80/20 or so

>>146841364
holy shit those are huge

mod to make edi bustier when

normandy is a dumb name

>>146843036
I think Tempest is a dumb name

>>146844308
it is.

>>146813021
picking morally 'right' choices for the important shit that even has a 'right' choice, and otherwise picking renegade options when it's just you being a minor dick

or as many have so called it, 'commander asshat'.

>>146813692
>full paragon
that's the most boring and the most unrealistic

35-40%paragon and 65-60% renegade is the only correct way

>>146830549
Oh baby.

>>146830549
what did she crush with hear utters ?

>>146850690
The Field generator that kept them compressed into tiny little B cups. Now that it's destroyed she'll finally have the chance of letting her pendulous double D tits be free.

>>146850830
strange it didn't tear her suit

>>146850904
She'll remove the suit, without the compressed tits the suit will be very uncomfortable. She'll have to find a suit more suited to her generous proportions.

>>146852173
Femshep fags are worse.

Why would you waifu the character that you play as? You can't be in love with yourself. Unless you're imagining that your Femshep would fall for the real world you, which is too delusional even for waifufaggotry. And if you choose a romance option you're just watching your waifu get fucked by someone else. So it either makes you a massive cuck or a closet faggot that wishes they were a girl.

>>146849526
I like to start Shepard as a majority Paragon (with a bit of edge to him, being a military man and all) and have him slowly shift towards majority Renegade as the series progresses and the needs of the galaxy pile on.

>>146853362
I like you

What part of Alliance space are you from, lads?

>>146855396

Everyone here's from Earth.

>>146855396
Planet Trump here

BUILD
THE
RELAY

>>146849526
Why is it unrealistic? I want to be a hero of justice. And only kill people when I absolutely have to.

>>146856207
you'd have to build a wall around the relay for it to make sense. or even better, a dyson sphere around the system.

>>146856223
I can only wonder how many real-world average Joe cops have said the same thing, and they aren't facing down entire armies and brokering treaties between entire races. And usually they break that "one rule" within the first year of their job. I don't think anyone - even Shepard - has the restraint for full Paragon.

>>146856796
Well, it can't be helped that entire armies want a piece of me. I gotta defend myself. But I (Shepard) already see so much death around me I don't want to be the cause of more if I have the choice.

>>146856796
what "one rule" are you speaking of?

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>>146857312

No killing

>>146856223
That's just unrealistic, especially in a universe as dark as Mass Effect.

You play as a veteran soldier in that game. You really don't think that, over the course of his entire military career, he hasn't killed anyone?

>>146857408
yeah that "rule" gets fucked during the first mission and has already happened beforehand depending on his background. you are pushing that into the argument. you can kill hundreds of people during the game without ever choosing anything but paragon. hell, you are passively killing kelly if you choose paragon.

I wish there was an option in Garrus' loyalty mission to just let Sidonis walk away without alerting Garrus or allowing him to apologize. I think letting him slip through his fingers, but still repentant, makes for a better scene. It would force Garrus to let go but it still wouldn't be the storybook ending.

>>146857553
He's a Colonist/Survivor, he doesn't want people to experience the same type of loss he did and that pain drives him to be a force of good instead of the easier "look at me something bad happened to me so now im edgy killer" like Jack. Not that I'm saying she doesn't deserve some edge for what happened to her.

>You really don't think that, over the course of his entire military career, he hasn't killed anyone?

You don't get it. I never said he didn't kill anyone. I'm saying my Shepard only kills when necessary.

>>146858665
>it's cuck to not want to kill everyone for no reason
That word has lost all meaning. I'll snap a guy's neck if I know there's no way around the fight like in me2 but I don't think it's soft to show mercy.

"He who fights monsters should see to it that he himself does not become a monster."

Goddamn, Miranda getting thoroughly plugged with her back against the wall.
>/SelfreliantPoshAntelopegroundsquirrel

Hey does anyone have any recommended fanfics? Anything actually good out there?

>>146860094
m8...

>>146860094

I don't really read fics unless they pornographic, sorry.

>>146860556
*they're

>>146824946
From the previews it doesn't look as bad as DA:I, but definitely not Battlefront levels of good. The prototype facial animations they gave femRyder and Shreksari are a step up from previous ME games and their faces do look wet/shiny to a degree.

What bothers me the most is that it all looks so bland. Was there a setpiece that wowed you in some way in anything we've seen so far? In spite of all the technology behind it, Andromeda does not look very appealing.

>>146827862
Depends what you consider "old" meg. I've been part of these generals since the pre-ME2 days.

>>146835765
Which reminds me; Studio FOW's animation with Harley and a dog is out today. Fucking furies, man.

>>146837841
Is the expansion adding 100 pounds to each one of them? Disgusting fetish.

>>146860094
ME2 and 3 already are badly written fanfics of ME1

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>>146861715
>StudioFOW
>it's never not rape or beastiality

>>146861746
Oh, snap!

>>146861715
>Studio FOW's animation with Harley
thanks for reminding me off to nyaase

>>146861746
absolute madman

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dead meg

>>146863739
Dead generals for dead games

>>146863739
The artist undershot the eyeshadow.

>>146863739
what is she thinkeng about ?

>>146864430
"We made it"

>>146864430
DIcks. Can't stop a woman from thinking of dicks. The opposite is also true.

>>146863995

Do you mean in comparison to the E3 video?

>>146865087
>>146865262
>We finally made it.
>Now, what's a woman gotta to do get some dick around here?

>>146864430
"mayday"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOd1jIDCeN8

>>146865519
That's what I would think.

>Centuries without dick
Literally hopping on the first one I see.

>>146865262
>The opposite is also true.
you mean... not thinking of dicks?

Quick question: Is it possible to make a decent femshep face in ME1?

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>>146865596

They're in stasis, though. You wouldn't perceive the literal hundreds of years that would go by.
Fuck, what if you would? Your body's metabolism is slowed down to a crawl, but your mind still persists. You spend centuries in an immovable fleshy prison, in a metal box.

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The lack of Jack in this thread is disturbing

>>146866079
You'd go insane if you were still conscious. It's the same reason I would hate to be immortal.

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>>146865902
never managed to make femshep face attractive, out of all I think this is was my best try

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>>146866930
go suck your farthers dick you bitch boy faggot

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>>146867502

>>146867502
>Biotics are people who would have been mages if the Veil wasn't closed forever after the events of the next dragon age

That's what I will believe forever

>>146867698
Thats a cool idea

>>146867340
>asks for ME1 face
>links ME2 screenshots
at least you tried

>>146867905
Well the universe works in cycles doesnt it? People still treat biotics like freaks. Grissom Academy is basically just a Circle

>>146867698
they explain where this space magic comes from, so no

>>146868237
Circle is like a prison, no one forces people to stay in Grissom Academy

>>146868204
no ME1 face sorry

>>146868374
>eezo infected people
>implying it had an 100% infection rate
>implying being a mage doesn't have its own genetic marker
Step up the head-canon, senpai

>Circle is like a prison
Not all Circles were prisons and siding with the mage's freedom in DA:I, they create a College of Enchanters or something like that.

>>146865519
>Do you mean in comparison to the E3 video?
Yeah.

>>146865686
Dicks can't stop thinking about women.

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>>146869109
>Dicks can't stop thinking about women.
yea, especially:

>its summer
>all those qts in summer clothes

>>146869439
>Going back from work early afternoon
>Work is right next to the beach
>Drive home under the escort of bikini clad qts
>Not one of them rocks an undercut
Life is suffering.

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>>146869957

>>146870076
You need to learn when people play things off for comedic effect. You will live a much happier life that way.

Huh! Technomancer is out today. Is our Spiders fan playing it today? Is he even here?

>>146872431
I got it recommended by the steam queque yesterday, not sure if want.

>>146873556
Spiders games, as far as I can tell, seem to follow the Bioware formula. They aren't very good at making waifus, though and they could use some refinement with their writing staff. That being said, they are much better than their budget gives them any right to be.

>>146874460
>Spiders
yeah, slighty turned off now.
anyway has anyone ever played 3030 Deathwar Redux? It looks like what Mass Effect could have been if it was an open world game with the player flying his own ship, doing work-for-hire stuff and all that. barebones graphics, but still pretty nice.

>>146875474
>yeah, slighty turned off now.
They're not actual spiders. They're real people. It's just the studio that's called Spiders.

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>>146875750
>Spiders are real people

>>146877234
fuck that. KillAllInsects

>>146877371
>spiders
>insects

>>146877234
arachnid detected

>>146877449
Bugs. Bugs+arachnids. I don't give a shit. Just kill them all.

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>>146877752

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>>146878173
nice

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>>146879107

What's /meg/'s recommended crack for origin ME2 to activate all the DLC? Or do we not sail the seven seas in this thread?

>>146880754
Miranda's crack is the deepest, but Tali has a very wide one.
Diana aller's crack is full of curly black hair tangled together into a thick coagulated lump.

>>146880754
just pirate EVERYTHING

>>146882063

I want my brain to be downloaded into Tali's suit NOW

>>146882063
>Allers
>ME2
there are a lot of people here who have huge problems to distinct between the different mass effect games

>>146882952
I've always thought of the quarian suits as semi-biological constructs. The inside being like the slimy organic tissue of the independence day hardsuits that the aliens use. Maybe it'd be possible. and knowing how often Tali gets into gunfights she's bound to have a suit that can contract to stop bleeding, and dispense various substances. But that also means that the suit can contract and move on its own, not necessarily to just stop bleeding but to do other things. Lewd things.
Of course there are less appealing aspects to being a suit. What happens when she decides to get a new suit? or when she's had a big portion of space-curry and does her business inside your body, and then walks around with a soiled suit like nothing happened? Would it be worth it?

>>146884151
Fine, fine. I want my brain to be made into the base code for her Nerve-Stim Pro.

>>146884151
>>146884151
>The inside being like the slimy organic tissue of the independence day hardsuits that the aliens use
Always liked that concept of the film. How is the new movie I wonder anyway?

>>146885948

I've watched it, it's hilarious. Like the previous, but more. They also show the aliens on foot and expand a bit more on the 'lore'.
It has quite the X-COM feel to it.

>>146886254

It also looks really damn good. It was better than I thought it would be.

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>>146885948
>How is the new movie I wonder anyway?

>>146886625
Is it just me or every fucking thing from before 2000's receives a remake for some fucking unknown reason ?

>>146886768
It's not no reason. Studios are too fucking pussy to come up with original ideas because people expect effects and shit that cost a shit ton of money.

So they bank on pre-existing stories and franchises so that at the very least they can rake in some money from fans of the originals.

>>146885948
I love ID, and i love the ide of reverse engineered alien tech. If there's a third I'd like to see an alien fleet getting utterly wrecked by reverse engineered mega ship.

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>>146886768
>for some fucking unknown reason ?
writers are out of ideas, so franchises are being milked and they're trying to turn single movies into franchises. there's also a trend to turn young adult books into movies. the bad thing is most of the books are already terrible and they don't really make better movies out of them.
But the money must flow and idiots watch that shit.

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>>146887120
how can people even watch a remake knowing it is going to be horrible

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>>146887041
that reminds me of the new Ghostbuster movie.
>Budget: $154 million
wew, wonder if they actually manage to break even

>>146887254
Because they don't. There are some remakes that aren't complete shit.

>>146887584
like?

>>146887641
The Fly
21 Jump Street
The Departed
Dredd

Some, uh, others.

>>146887428
I hope it fails, and gets thoroughly panned by critics.

Which fic is the lewdest out of all you've read?

Which is the most heartwarming?

>>146888827
there really aren't many remakes that are better than the originals and Dredd really isn't a remake at all. it builds on the existing Dredd franchise that has literally thousands of comic book stories published in the 2000AD magazine and the Judge Dredd Megazine.

>>146888952
it will definitely get panned by critics, but you'll never know how it turns out with the crowds. chances are it will bomb though.

>>146889207
>there really aren't many remakes that are better than the originals

That was never said.

do you guys think Destiny 2 will be years after the first Destiny or something in the Golden Age line ? There's so much shit to cover based on lore

>>146889465
and I never implied anyone said otherwise.

>>146889743
>Giving a shit about Destiny lore
WeW-luigi

>>146889890
God, I hate renegade. Like who except the biggest asshole in the galaxy would say things like that.

she loves it though, every woman does

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>>146889996

But I don't, just said that based on what I hear from the main story

>>146889743

I know nothing about Destiny lore other than what's said in the game. Some fucking genius thought it was a good idea to keep the lore away from the game and store it on the website instead of, y'know, in the fucking game.
You'd think they'd make an in-game codex-like thing, but no.

>>146889743
I don't like prequels, so I hope it takes place after the first game.

>>146891587
>prequel
trigger word because I always have to think of Star Wars then and get angry.

>>146892536
same, english is no my first language so I learned this word when I heard STAR WARS PREQUELS for the first time

GETH

>>146892625
same here

Can someone explain to me what warbling is

>>146893516
verb (used without object), warbled, warbling.
1.
to sing or whistle with trills, quavers, or melodic embellishments:
The canary warbled most of the day.
2.
to yodel.
3.
(of electronic equipment) to produce a continuous sound varying regularly in pitch and frequency.
verb (used with object), warbled, warbling.
4.
to sing (an aria or other selection) with trills, quavers, or melodious turns.
5.
to express or celebrate in or as if in song; carol.
noun
6.
a warbled song or succession of melodic trills, quavers, etc.
7.
the act of warbling.

>>146893516
Warbling is spontaneous involuntary sounds produced by quarian females as reaction to good feelings, sensations, and experiences.

WG(or anyone) are you in a process of making a new collage?

>>146894389
Fuck, thats hot.

>ywn hear Admiral Xen warbling

jdimsa

>>146895161
I'd fuck the shit out of claudia black 2bh

>>146895713
I'd assassinate people to have a piece of that man.

Missionary, no condor, while she whispers in your ear Somebody call De Beers because I just found a new way to make diamonds

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>>146896230
> piece of that man.

I'll assume you mean to post "meat" or "woman"

>>146896767
kek There's supposed to be a comma there. A REALLY important comma.

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>>146896951

>>146894504
no. kind of lost interest in putting 6+ hours into it

>>146897309
IS THIS DEATH OF MEG??

>>146897309
>>146897742
I'm not opposed in any way to new collages being made, and probably some will be, but we do have tonnes already.

>>146897978
well yea obviously, I'm just exaggerating as always

>>146882063
>>146882351
Thanks guys, super helpful.

>>146899347
sorry m8, I just lost after you mentioned Origin, I just told you what I did, downloaded all of triology fully dlc'd(yea no multiplayer in ME3 but who cares)

>>146880754
>>146899347
We're all honest customers of the greatest video game company in the world, Electronic Arts here. No one would even think about stealing from them. They put so much work, thought, sweat and blood into their games, how would we be able to live with ourselves if we stole the bread off their tables? How could you even suggest it? Out! OUT I SAY!

Try the usual torrent sites, IGG or skidrow but I doubt you will find a way to crack the bought version without reinstalling a complete cracked version.

Got Mass Effect 1 and 2 on steam

I'm about to do ilos. Any last minute missions I should do? I feel like Ilos is the last hurrah

>>146859383
Beautiful

>>146900879
>Any last minute missions I should do?
you usually do all of them first

>>146900879
you mean you still have missions left??

>>146900879
Most assignments don't have an effect on the game. Missions are needed, of course but most assignments end up giving you an email and that's it in ME2

>>146900879
they're on steam?


If you found all the minerals, you will have 5000 of each element when starting. If you have the "Rich!" achievement in ME1, you will start with 130,000 credits in ME2.

>>146902354
ME1 and ME2 have always been available on steam. they're just the basic games though. if you want the DLC you have to buy it from Bioware's page. ME3 is Origin-exclusive.

>>146902701
Oh yeah, now I remember why I didn't buy them on steam.

has mass effect 3 been torrented? I really don't want to shell out money to play a bad game

>>146903476
http://igg-games.com/mass-effect-3-all-dlc-free-download.html
I tried the mega links and they're up.

>>146903476
I hope you don't choose the rainbow quarian geth peace and choose to obliterate those fucking ratsuits and afterwards choose destroy options so the fucking computers who question "life" are fucking killed

>>146904820

Do this.

>>146904820
I hope you kill yourself in at LEAST 3 different ways.

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>>146905038
in what way did I offend you ?

>>146905192
Hey, hey, don't you try to fucking tempt me with pictures of perfection from my favorite show, I'm angry at you.

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>>146905369

>>146905504
I remember my first playthrough of me2 on console when it came out. I didnt know she'd be in the game so the second I saw her it was "BYE BYE, ASH".

But, yeah, fuck you for wanting to kill the quarians. I hope you get turned into a husk.

I'm just a husk of human being, anon, it can't get any worse

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>>146906089

>>146906374
keep away from the drugs

>>146906853
I don't take drugs

>>146906714
That's from after he sees her kill someone I think. I've watched the series like 2-3 times.

>my.mixtape.moe/tbnpxr.mp4

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>>146907461
americans obviously won't bump it

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>>146906714

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>>146903927
>having to download in parts

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>>146909734
beggars can't be choosers

>>146909670
>dem legs
>dat butt

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good night
not sure if I'll be able to sleep now

>>146910871
Goodnight WG,

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deddening?

>>146914226
Little bit

Thick waifu thighs? Muscles or just plump? Bit of both?

>>146915968
Bit of both, thick thighs, plumpness over a core of solid muscle.

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Be honest, what kind of romance do you guys want in MEA?

In the meantime, I'm going to dump these cringetastic pics.

>>146917218
Cute trap. That's it.

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>>146917218

>>146916871
Good musculature combined with god-tier fat distribution is the best shit ever. Do both.

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>>146917748

>>146917748
Not gonna lie I'd want to play as belladonna.

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>>146917940

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>>146918139

>>146917218

Someone like Ashley. Maybe Asian this time.

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>>146918435

>>146918435
>>146918861
I dont know. I don't find these two cringey. I think it would be cool to see Cerberus pre-semi-husks

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>>146919298
>I don't find these two cringey
That means you're gay, anon.

>>146920063
only half the time, anon. I believe there's cringe and then there's just building off a world you enjoyed being in. Like this one you posted I can see human teenagers in the MEU having mass effect field hoverboards.

Cringe would be people photoshopping kissing their waifus.

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>>146920063

>>146920541
If you don't find >>146920063 cringey you really are a faggot.

>>146920717
Depends on the age of that person desu. But after seeing this one >>146920575 it is cringey. Especially the fucking samurai sword. The second you put a katana in anywhere that isn't feudal japan it's pretty cringe.

>>146926383
Feel like that might be a renegade QTE

Forgive the newness but has anyone here read the fanfic Spirit of Redemption?

>>146926671
>fanfic
>read
you're on the wrong board, buddy-pal-friend.

>>146926671

About hurians, isn't it?

>>146926975
They're involved. If I remember it just says fuck it to ME3 and finishes very very far in another field.

>>146927056

Haven't read it. Like >>146860556, I prefer lewd fics and few hurians.

>>146929770
Fair enough. I was just curious.

redheaded waifus horribly mutating into femturs?

>>146868825
faggot

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>>146931727
Jesus christ those fucking goggles

>>146931975
God those things freaked me the fuck out when I first played DS. I never wanted a flamethrower in a "knights" game more in my life.

>>146932674
I have an irrational fear of anything resembling a basilisk or having the ability to turn you to stone, after spending two goddamn hours fighting a cockatrice in Dragon's Dogma.

>>146932804
I just hate bug eyes. They look so fucking gross.

>>146932935
I like monster girls, so bugs are alright.

http://orig15.deviantart.net/d4bb/f/2016/180/a/5/ashana_on_fornax_by_xblue75-da82vrh.png

So in replaying Mass Effect 2 I've gotten to Mordin's Loyalty mission and goddamn do I want to agree with Mordin on almost every point regarding the reasons behind the genophage and the modification. Like I agree that it's totally horrible in what it does but historically and based on what you can see for yourself the krogan are violent and generally undiplomatic. While I think Wrex and Eve are a good start for short-term stability I don't know how quickly a culture of war can be made so that they don't cause another destructive galactic war.

I suppose that's unfair. They are an intelligent species despite all that, and don't quite deserve all the side effects the genophage bring. I suppose what I'm getting at is I totally understand where Mordin's coming from before he has a change of heart (even if he doesn't describe it as such), and I totally understand where he's coming from afterwards.

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>>146926671

>>146940165
The Krogan are super aggressive "intelligent" creatures .The genophage is the only way to keep another galactic war from happening. It isn't genociding them, it just keeps their population from exploding.

>>146943154
Yeah I know, it's why I think the genophage was totally justified. It's just that the Krogan are like super asshole victims. You feel bad for them and there's one part "You brought this upon yourselves" and another part "let's move on because this is a really shitty situation"

SFM was a mistake.

almost dead but barely alive

>>146918861
"Watch our left side!" the space ninja said to the retextured mook.
"i can't." he said, and silently cursed the asshole who designed his armour.

>>146945787
>>146947998
holy shit almost 1 hour and we still didn't die

>>146948109
european morning to midday is usually the slowest time on /vg/

>>146917748
why would... Ayngel... choose a callsign from earth mythology?

>>146948068
hah!

>>146948279
Because the author has no taste.

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>>146926383

>>146951382
Hi

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>>146951869
hello

>>146952663
I've been wondering who that person is, it looks like the PC in the leaked gameplay

>>146953180
no one really knows yet

...lads?

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Eating dinner. What's up, MEG?

>>146958024

Rude.

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>>146957563

Might as well post some pics to keep death away.

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>>146958814

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>>146958814

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>>146958939

>>146957554
https://youtu.be/txAaHhtAmb0
It's not impressive but it's something

>>146958024
>you can exactly tell when the autist wakes up

>>146959559
There was once a ton of people from Tumblr here. Even really good artists but they were driven off. [Spoiler]good riddance

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>>146959653
Fuck

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>>146959672

>>146959505
that krogan has nice crotch

>>146959559
>getting mad over fictional characters.

>implying wrex doesn't love it in the ass.

>>146860094
Deep ends what you're looking for.

>>146860556
Mirandanal and Xeno Foursome are pretty good at that. And the one with Ash that dances and shakes her ass too much. I forget what it was called. I can't suggest any of my works, though.

>>146929770
>I prefer few hurians.
How about none? None is a better number.

>>146932804
You should really avoid the trip to the Nashkel mines in Baldur's Gate, then. Shame that place is part of the main quest and you can't skip it, though ...

>>146962574
>Mirandanal
Sounds nice.

>>146951382
>dance me to the end of love.jpg

>>146958814
Was this rendered in Maya or Blender? Cause it really doesn't look like SFM.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_M56kJ-wv4
I wonder how different species sex dolls are made in ME. Which species is the cheapest? Can't be much demand for a krogan half ton lump of rubber, silicone. but at the same time the materials must cost quite a bit.

I wonder if there are sex dolls with servos and VIs. Cheaper ones with a robotic voice and lazy movements without much force. And expensive ones that know to keep hidden in case of visitors, and know they don't have to 'breath' and blink when the owner isn't looking. Maybe it even knows how to clean itself, and how to repair the cheap imitation skin on its fingers.

>>146963251

Something like that.

>>146963638
It would probably be expensive as shit to get a VI that doesn't say "Analysis: Your erection is 3 degrees hotter than core temp and at 80% stiffness".

I don't know if I would want to live as a civilian in the me universe. Ass end of the 22nd century and it would probably take a shit load of money to make something even remotely like EDI.

>>146963985
I'd like to live there. On a cozy colony like elysium. The only reason I might not want to live there would be the reapers. But knowing about them, I also know ilium was left untouched so I'd just evacuate there.
Just imagine all the weird porn. and weird waifus

>>146964181

I just want a Quarian waifu that loves me as much as Tali does Shepard.

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>The Capital of the Alliance is Vancouver
For literally what reason? Why pick the most irrelevant city on planet earth when you have much better cities that have been known for sending spaceships into fucking space? What is Vancouver known for? Chinks? SJWs? A shitty hockey team?

>>146964680
Obviously because there's a lot of water/space

>>146964801
Because anywhere in Florida, you know the state with a fucking spacepad, isn't.

Wew

>>146964331
There are bound to be some sort of quarian society not onthe fleet. Maybe an enclave of the children of exiles long dead, residing on some distant colony world shared by a multitude of species. Where you could settle down on, and find some affectionate quarian girl with wide hips. And an immune system that is just a little bit better than fleetquarians, from living with clean rooms that aren't quite sterile.

>>146964680
I agree. London or Brussels or New york, hell many different cities would be more appropriate.

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>>146964960
>Brussels

Not anymore, Hans.

>>146964893

>trusting America with literally anything that has to do with meeting new races
It's like you don't understand history

>>146964960
Ah, that's the dream.

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>>146965075
America owns Canada according to Mass Effect Lore

And considering none of the main character day "Eh" or "Sorry", I'd say Canada is merely a large territory

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>>146965075
>Being a cuck when encountering new alien species

>>146965168
Well then, it's just an omage to Bioware HQ being in Canada.

>>146965331
>not wanting to go to war is being a cuck

I guess it really does take a retard to go from white supremacist to human supremacist, if I could shoot that guy in me1 I would.

>>146962868
You should ask Eddrf to repost it. Although, I think there is a mega link to his collective works in the pastebin.

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>>146959920

The Studio fow animation with Harley was ... underwhelming, to say the least. If you get rid of the shock value, there's nothing really interesting about it. They could have been more upfront about it, as well. 3/10. Not worth the semen you'd waste. Save it for a better fap.

>>146968402
Completely agree. More ahegao shots would have added to it but not really saved it. The shots felt a little too drawn out and vastly underwhelming. All in all, I am disappoint.

3/10 as well
(5/10 if they added better shots and longer moans to simulate some level of mindbreak)

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I want to honk Ryder's schnoz!

>>146970073
I hope degenerates like you hang, anon.

>>146970316
I hope YOU hang!

>>146970460
>this booty blasted over others doing things that have literally nothing to do with you

KeK hopefully you're gone by the end of this century, although it seems to be a part of subhumans.

>>146970613
>Questions bestiality
>posts FemShep

Uh...

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>>146970145
Why is she Armenian? I see enough of those fucks when I drive through Glendale.

>>146970769
Sorry, aren't you posting a literal dog?

>>146971390
>intimating I have to try.

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Uh...

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>>146966126
Here it is.

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>>146972710
why so salty, anon?

>>146972710

>English is not my first language

Degenerate subhuman detected. Opinion discardment commencing.

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>>146970145
>Ryder is canon female

Oh well, lads we had a good run. Now it's time we get one M/F romance with a man-looking Asari and an almost forced gay romance.

I'm not excited to say the least

>>146973356
Male Ryder's are gonna get fucked over romance-wise. All the choices will be annoying, gay, or tranny. Cap this.

canon female or canon male to female fluid gender?

2nd option sounds so much fucking progressive

>>146969728
yeah it'd absolutely the namefags fault and not yours

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>>146973548
>shad pics

>>146973767
I'd consider ignoring this if the fact was that the tumblrinas browsing this thread didn't believe this. But they do.

>>146973548
>IMPLYING the übermensch would be pure. Genetically speaking that's nowhere near true.

>>146973548
What a strange facial expression she's got. Her eyes and mouth say different things.

>>146973356
I'll wait till it's out before I pass judgement.

Thick thighs?

>>146974945
Then leave, you bitch in heat posting faggot.

>>146974945
Edgy.