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BTFO edition

>FAQs & General Info
http://pastebin.com/gZ1T9VCN

>Steam Groups
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/totalwargeneral
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/twgmp

>Total War Warhammer
Mods -- http://www.twcenter.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?2191-Total-War-WARHAMMER-Modifications

>OVERCASTING SPELLS
Double click a spell (it needs to be a boostable spell and you need to have enough magic in the magic pool) to overcast the spell
There's a 50% chance that the caster damages itself though!

>QUEST BATTLE TELEPORT
Select your lord (make sure he isn't garrisoned or in a stance)
Select the quest battle (on the map or through quest log)
There's a button in the bottom right of the quest battle window that you can use to teleport for 5k gold (when the battle's finished you're automatically teleported back to your original position)

>GROUP ATTACK
Group units with ctrl + g
Select your group and right click the enemy
All your units move and automatically direct themselves to and engage enemies they get close to while maintaining formation

>>146704901
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SUMMON
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>>146797272

DELETE THIS
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Ahhh /twg/… the eternal general
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I'll look at it today. My little brother is collapsed in the hospital but I don't have the ability to see him. He can't afford medical insurance so might lose his house; my older sister is vanished and possibly suicide, possibly simply ran off to Mexico. These things are normal in my life, adding to the "you're living in a soap opera, but its not quite real, nothing is" sense of frustration. I feel like my purpose is to finish this that I started 35 years ago, so I can die, after which I'll be sent to hell, probably to wake up inside someone else's scripted world, much like you're stuck in mine. I'm relatively young, at age 55, but with no prospects for work and no real future. I can't believe in God as the old testament has him, as the paradigm of solving society's problems by Hitler's ovens seems the antithesis of all God actually stands for. Thus my personal blend of religion severs Christ from the old testament, in that hell is something imposed on political prisoners and prisoners of conscience, or otherwise the Quislings that would pitch their neighbors to be burnt, like sonderkommando (imprisoned Jews in the deathcamps) operate the gas chambers and ovens. This to me is the church where each person hears how the sinners should be burnt -- and of course they too are sinners. So to me, the true church is one that seeks God unchained from such paradigms - it is this clinging to the past that seperates us from God. I think of things like this each night and wake up further from happiness; such a dark outlook I have. I have no hope. I expect the worst from people. I wonder if when we eat meat these are people recast into a form as punishment, since even God is ashamed of hurting people, but does as he is commanded by his clients, the good computer he is. Anyway, how is your day?

EDIT: and my younger brother recovered and was released after 5 days. My OLDER brother has a birthday, but he's homeless so I'll not get to write or talk to him.
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I just bought Attila because summer sale. How big of a mistake have I made?
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POST PROPPA FOIGHTS

>>146797494
YOU IS MUCKIN' ABOUT
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>>146797448
>>146797459
>>146797463
>>146797494
>>146797623
>>146797624

AAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Every FUCKING day with these STUPID fucking MEMES! I've had it up to HERE with stupid fucking memes! You guys make me want to KILL MYSELF! Is that what you fucking want? For me to fucking KILL MYSELF and write on my suicide note "Cause of suicide: Couldn't handle all of the stupid fucking memes, killed myself"? Because that's what it might as well fucking say!
You guys are literally, L I T E R A L L Y incapable of having even the SIMPLEST of fucking discussion without "MEME THIS, MEME THAT, PROBABLY PONTUS, HERE'S A POORLY SHOPPED PIC OF EPIC FAIL ANTIOCHUS FUCKING UP, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EBIN AMIRITE?" Fucking STOP IT you pathetic fucking FAGGOTS, you are such fucking cancer that I cannot even fathom how you fucking scumbags live your dumb gay lives. Don't you have a job to get to, schoolwork to finish or a family to attend to? Do you literally do ANYTHING productive with your lives other than post stupid fucking memes? You fucking people make me sick and you're damn lucky I don't have any of your fucking addresses you fucking pieces of shits. I'd spit in your faces.
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>>146797624
DAS A PROPA FOIGHT BOY
>>146797623
DA BOSS SAYS ITS DA BEST OF DEM ALL
YOU IS LUCKY
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>>146797624
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Why don't Orcs get their own Goblin-y Steam Tanks?
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>>146797937
>Orc steam tanks

Radious is that you?
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>>146797624
>>146797624
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CHING CHONG DING LING DING

SHAMEFURU DISPRAY
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How should I build my Empire armies in mid/lategame?

Replace all swords with gr8sowrds? How many HALBERDEERS do I use? How much cheese cav? And are handgunners really that better than crossbows?
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Bellatorius Victorialiiiiis
erastus necessitas
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>>146797190
>audiomachine and TSFH
are they any good?
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>>146797624
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>>146797624
Also, this image with the UI in case you wondered what the fuck was going on
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>>146797660
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>>146798097
I just like to go for a balanced force, end game with high end units, always a place for halberdeers though, they're doing great
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>>146797660
*makes the going to /gsg/ post*
*does the >playing on not-ultra post*
*posts picture of vampire chan*
*roleplays an orc*
*complains about how fantasy fags killed /twg/*
*complains about how history fags killed /twg/(?)*
*sigvalds good*
*posts a cap of dwarfs killing 7000 zombies*
*comments on being a trve understander*
*rhetorically asks why pontus was added*
*complains about someone who posted a caps graphics quality*
*summons the elector counts*
*complains about an anime reaction image*
*posts an obscure screencap from a gunpowder /twg/ and never elaborate on context*
*asks when tomb kings will be added*
*makes "we wuz tomb kangz" joke*
*asks what the most reddit faction is*
*asks what mod*
*radious mod*
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>>146798132
TSFH are great but really repetitive, one of the two guys that write the music is keen on the LOUD IS BEST rule, which conflicts with the other guy (Bergerson) who has some talent and writes stuff that doesn't just exist to deafen you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASj81daun5Q (DRUMS, LOUD IS BEST, Nick Pheonix)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbdTeKo14Jw (Bergerson, still trailershit, but much more interesting).

Audiomachine is similar and suffers from the same issue (Who would have thought two companies that produce trailer music would get repetitive?), and they use a lot more violins and softer instruments, so it doesn't burn you out straight away like TSFH.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhgS45l19XA

The examples I linked get across my point fairly well. Lots of people seem to make 1 hour mixes of this kind of music, all from different artists, so if it interests you I'd recommend just flicking through some and finding something you like.
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newfag here
what actually is the Radious mod? you guys scared me away from even touching it, am I getting meme'd?
>>146799005
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I'm on day 7 of nofap and I can't take it anymore, I'm about to fucking explode, getting wet dreams for the past couple days.
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>>146799123

There have been numerous undisputable masterpieces in total war modding, such as the strikingly realistic classic Europa Barbarorum or its medieval counterpart Stainless Steel. Radious mod will not join their ranks; its surface is too generic, its presentation too provocative and its messages too obscure. Its take on the abysmal is an illumination in one person’s despair, but a paroxysm of another’s perversion. It will remain underground – treasured by the most avant-garde among intellectuals for its edifying if horrifying insight into the fundaments of human morality. Philistines and self-proclaimed critics alike will shun Radious mod, but you can’t fault them for that. It takes wisdom to appreciate its subtleties, and courage to side with the unpopular opinion. Sed domi maneas paresque nobis novem continuas fututiones.

Superficially, Radious mod appears to be a mod which caters to the most proletarian among men; aloof critics dismiss it as such often without a second thought. As complacent as these self-proclaimed "understanders of strategy" are, they fail to realize that Radious mod is a cult classic, a chef d'oeuvrea buried under false preconceptions and unfounded criticism. This gem is hidden because it does not shine; it is buried because its tone is that of abyssal black. Radious mod pries into to the darkest corners of our subconscious, the most visceral of our cognition, the most carnal of our urges, and the most primal of our instincts.

As brilliantly put by Cattalus, "Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo"; to describe the artistic qualia of Radious mod would be to describe music to the deaf, color to the blind or beauty to the philistine. The painting speaks for itself, and it is up to the player to fully absorb its depth. Its sublimity will ever be debated yet always remain objectively irrefutable; the fundamental insight it provides into human and perhaps animalistic nature may shape the basis of Total War modding for centuries to come.
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>>146799123

Radious is just plain shit, never use it for any game.
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"Which TW Do I Buy" Anon here from last thread, just found out I already had Medieval 2 from a Humble Bundle -- who fucking knew?

Resolved to pick up Kingdoms for it, probably passing on Empire (but I can't tear my mind away from the historical shenanigans I would wreak).

>>146798561
Cleared up the R2/Atilla fiasco for me fast there, thank you. All I knew about both of them was the immense shitstorm upon release. Now that I'm looking deeper, it sounds like people are finally satisfied with the two.

With that, and seeing the sale price for Atilla ($11), I think I'm just gonna go for it. Shogun 2 blew my mind and this seems like the closest I'll get, and I'll have M2+K for the odd urges.

That said, any essential DLC I should be worried about before buying?
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>146799764
kingdoms of sand and Charlemagne are the "crucial" ones. vanillas great as well anyways.

I like celts as well
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>>146799612
i used it in every game and enjoyed it.
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Are quests supposed to work in co-op campaign for TWWH?
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>people are freaking out over archaeon invading the lands, the apocalypse
>still a fantasy setting
>people were saying that attila was one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse
>he was to bring the end of the world
>he was a real person
>attila the everchosen when

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=el93MIxAf-c
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>>146798007
I hope you renamed your general Batman
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>>146800176
nobody cares
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Alright fuckers, time to do the thing you've all been talking about. I'm doing the Fall of the Samurai traditional units only run.

What mods do I use, and what do I consider traditional? Do matchlock samurai and ashigaru count? Sabre cav wears a uniform but isn't exactly doing anything particularly new to the japs, can I use them? What kind of ships can I use? Do I refrain from upgrading past tier 2 tech to keep my generals traditional, or set even more/less limits? What else should I consider before I start?
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>>146800368
i do
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>>146798026
>that guy on the right

Well, if the 3 had to fight he'd be the last one standing
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>>146800368
I care.
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>>146800368
I do
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>>146800176
>Crossover: Total War released

>Radious' literal wet dream
>Chaos White Hun Carbine Cavalry [Heavy Artillery]
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>>146800368

I guess you firmly believe that the huns were turkic too, huh?
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>>146800368
i care
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lol memes xD
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>>146800750
Wtf are you even talking about you tard?
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>>146800925
>Wtf
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Honestly as the VC I found the Chaos invasion sort of lackluster. I could match their monsters with my own and Manny could solo just about anything he looked at.
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>>146800390
Matchlock samurai would imo count but they're absolute trash so I'm not really sure why you'd bother. When you say 'matchlock ashigaru' do you mean levy infantry? If so, then I would say that they don't really count, no. They seem too 'industrial' a unit to really be traditional. Sabre cavalry is not traditional as they use sabres rather than the glorious katana.
I'm not really sure you CAN have a navy. It depends on how puritanical you are being about the whole 'traditional' thing, but FOTS navies are universally pretty modern. Foreign Affairs is a tier 2 tech, right? If so, I would consider allowing yourself a very limited supply of modern soldiers and ships to represent the frogs lending you military assistance. But that might be too shamful for you, I suppose.
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I aporogize for the potato quality.

We are hoping for a late summer release.
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>>146802018

vanilla attila architecture or?
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>>146802018
BASED

thanks for the update
I can't wait
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>>146802018
my dick goes doki doki

Faction line-up looks great.
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>play Huns in FotE
>get buttfucked so art I start a playthrough as ERE and buttfuck everyone who buttfucked my huns
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>>146802136
First release will be mostly attila but we'll at least change the textures to white brick and shit to make it look more like the period. CA are finally fixing their map tool so eventually we will have custom battle maps.
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Why do orcs have such shite morale. I thought they were supposed to be fearless, not pussies like gobbos
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>>146802765

They love to battle, doesn't mean they won't start running

Anyway keep your general close and get bellower
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>>146802765

They're fearless when they outnumber the enemy and aren't getting their shit pushed in.
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>at war with shwartzhafen as dorfs
>they send an army deep into the badlands to raid against the inner settlements where I traded walls for economy
epic
simply epic
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>>146803190
So they're sandniggers?
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Has there been any news on DLC or patches yet?

It best be something better than Bretonia for this long wait.

Starting to get bored of the game, it needs more factions to make it more dynamic.

Thinking about starting another Attila campaign, who is fun to play as. I have already beat it with a nordic faction, how are the brits?
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>>146803719
Picts were a ton of fun for me.
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>>146802606
>start as Huns again
>Alans declare war on my subject
OK lets go
>Alans start the game with T3 cataphracts
>their horse archers are vastly superior to mine and beat them 1v2
>get thorougly buttblasted
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>>146803593


Orcs are a bit more pragmatic than that.
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>>146797660

It's summer anon, what did you expect?
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>>146803497
>giving up walls for economy

You deserved everything they did to you.
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>>146803593
Worse. football hooligans
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>>146803497
>getting outmaneuvered by my mom's daughters fathers literal vampire count subfactions AI
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>fighting an entire army of celtic skirmishers

jesus christ i'm glad i had four units of cav
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>>146799005
*lays siege to their hovels*
*comes, sits and shares your fire*
*throat singing*
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>>146805182

RADIOUBS :DDDD
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>Grudgecarving intensifies.
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>>146806104


I don't know man, not sure if you have enough artillery there.
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>>146806618
t. the AI
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>>146806104
Appropriate title on that dwarf
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>>146806618

That's a real umgi opinion you got there m8.

Most days I'm optimistic enough that this couldn't possibly be teh case.
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Fuck Romans.
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IT'S BEEN MORE THAN A MONTH CA WHERE'S MY FUCKING PATCH?
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>>146807124
It's coming out this week
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>>146807026
Woah shit. Is he dead? Story?
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2 questions

How do I play orcs? They are fun but I can't get cities to behave long enough to waaaaagggghhh.

Whats the best place for mods? I need to paint the map
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>>146807124
yesterday
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>>146807371

1. Let a province revolt while Grimgor or Azhag are around.
2. Shit on the rebels.
3. Use the money you pillage from their buttholes to buy the province a boss tent.
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What ranged units should I be using in Attila? Mix or mostly bows/slingers or crossbows?
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>>146808182
depends on what point of the game you're in i.e. early/mid/late
who you are
who you're facing
what their army is composed of
what the rest of your army is composed of
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Has War hammer TW been pirated anywhere yet?
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>>146808665
No
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>>146807316
>Is he dead?
No, just pretending. Sly Roman cunt.

On a related note, GOD DAMN I LOVE GERMANIC ARCHERS. That extra 50 range (and +20% from Tradition in this case) makes a huge difference in their usefulness.
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RIP in peace slayers who held the side gate to the last when the chaos giant broke through. You held long enough for the irondrakes to send that pile of filth to hell. May you rest easy cleared of your shame.
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>>146805182

>Wrong green

Oh the ironknee
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>>146810070
That's a lot of throwers
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>>146810784
There's a lot of grudges.
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KING OF THE NORTH
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>>146810846

4 U
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>>146810784

Chaos umgi filth aren't going to just get crushed under boulders themselves, you know.
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>>146810070

I'd like to note that Furgil's army here was made as a reaction when I realized the only empire faction to survive chaos this campaign was Marienburg.
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How much easier is the ERE to play? I only tried WRE so far and did decent-ish up until Attila showed up.
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>>146810070

>Archaon still alive

SETTLE IT
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>Playing Empire
>Go to Bastonne to open up the Bret trade market via invasion
>Come back a few turns later
>Marienburg has taken two Middenland and one Nordland town

FUCKING HELL BORIS

CAN'T YOU DO ANYTHING RIGHT

Actually pretty happy about this, since when Marienburg spreads out, it makes catching their army in open battle much easier.
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>can't sleep
>sun's coming up
>don't feel like playing TW
>actually sit here and listening to lessons on how to read and write arabic
>will have zero practical use for it

Is this rock bottom? Did I finally hit it?
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Someone post the Attila roll chart. I just got the game and can't decide who I want to fail as first.
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>>146812686
1. hun
2. other hun
3. ostrogoth
4. saxons
5. jews
6. african-americans
7. pict
8. eatern roman empire
9. huns again
0. jutes
dubs. legendary WRE
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I have yet to play dorfs in campaign, but why do so many people seem to spam grudge throwers? I've used them in skirmish games they seem just ok.
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WARHAMMER DLC WHEN?
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>>146797660
Is this a stale copy pasta or a new copy pasta
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>>146813057
When every grudge has been settled
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Just started an Otomo campaign for the first time. What do I need to know so I can better spread the word of our lord and saviour Jesus Christ to the filthy heathens?

Are the matchlock ashigaru worth anything? I take it they're pretty nice in siege defences, but I'm not sure how well they'll do when attacking.
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>>146813008

Only dwarven artillery that fires in an arc. Cannons and organ guns are great it just kinda messes with your formation having to protect them from cavalry.
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>>146813057
Russian dataminers leaked a lot of shit.

We'll be getting an announcement within 2 weeks of the first DLC batch which will be free content alongside paid content.
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>>146811658
Depends on RNG and how well you handle reforming the empire. You can have a really good first ten turns and become the pillar of the world, or take some big losses to barbarians, sassanids and huns early and end up with a very interesting campaign. If you can get on good terms with either the sassanids or the Huns, you've pretty much guaranteed the win.
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>>146813470
>CA said the DLC/FLC and 1st uptade were being prepared to be released almost a week ago


End me, I litteraly cannot wake up tomorrow only to find out we'll get nothing for one more day.
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>>146812621
Yeh, You should probably just kill yourself and end it
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>>146813057
Very Soon (tm)

DLC pack 2 was updated a few days back:
https://steamdb.info/app/364360/dlc/

Here's the detail:
https://steamdb.info/sub/79101/
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>>146813057

First paid DLC and FLC are nearly ready for launch according to CA with most of the team already well onto the second paid DLC.

Everyone is assuming the reason the patch is taking so long is that they want to release it all at the same time. With any luck that will be this week. I'm seriously jonesing for some new content.
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>>146813861
I blame DX12
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>>146813661
>CA said
Sauce?
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After 3 failed campaigns I think I'm starting to get the hang of it now. I'm using the vampires and the Varghul that I started with has beat up everything in its path. Are the Hexwraiths and Cairn Wraiths good to use? This is my first TW game.
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>>146813861
When did CA say this?

Sauce me brother.
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>>146814109
Spam zombies, rek shit with Manny and the Varghulf, get crypt horrors and vargheists fast and make them like half your army. Then remember to never auto resolve because it fucks monsters. Then replace the rest of the zombies with grave guard and black knights.
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>>146813959
https://forums.totalwar.com/discussion/178892/what-are-the-total-war-teams-working-on-updated-24-06-16

Speaking of which, did those dataminers figure out what the next paid DLC would be? I have to imagine it's either blood and gore or a faction.
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>>146814253
>>146814417
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WEZ
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>>146813175

Furgil can only fire so fast everyone, I'm sorry.
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>>146814109
As starting units, Manny and the Varghulf are way more useful in deleting Lords and having you win battles you really have no right to win. If you pick Heimrich, unlocking Mannfred is as easy as taking both Sylvania provinces though, so you'd just be losing out on the Varghulf.

>>146814358
>tfw having to play out every single battle just so my Varghulf and dogs stay alive
Patch fucking when?
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>>146814109

Wraiths are good but generally only one or two squads of either. If you can spam invocation on them they are amazing, but if you're not going to micro them expect them to evaporate on you.
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>>146814417
>blood and gore

I guarantee it, Attila's came later but Rome 2 and Shogun 2 both had it first. I also suspect the FLC will be the campaign release for Bretonnia.
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>>146814417
Here

http://totalwars.ru/index.php/total-war-warhammer-news/2576-total-war-warhammer-fb-dlc-and-expansion-pack-plans.html
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>>146812621

Well, knowing how to read Arabic if you understand Arabic is not that bad. Wider knowledge, and reading the Quran in Arabic is a fucking blast because half the Quran reads like a fucking Tom Clancy novel in ridiculousness.
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>>146814417
Thanks mate!

>Given the fantastic response to the first game, our plans for the content of the second game have changed and expanded significant

Good to see alongside Update 1 and DLC at the same time. Thursday update then?
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>>146814417
>Historical Team – Unannounced Total War Title

If it's anything other than Empire 2 or medieval 3 I'll be disappointed. If it's set outside of Europe I'll be mad.
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>>146814751
>I also suspect the FLC will be the campaign release for Bretonnia.

no shit sherlock
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>>146815229
What about
>Total War: Suvarnabhumi Mahayuth
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>>146814860

>twelve realms of Athel Loren listed

Legit excited to see how they pull off the Wood Elves.
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is the fall of the samurai expansion worth $8.24?
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>>146815476
No
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>>146815476
>Total War: Anglo-Zanzibar
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>>146814109

>Are hexwraiths and cairn wraiths good to use

Not really. They're quite fragile.

Honestly, zombie spam is the most effective way to campaign with Vampire counts.

You don't need strategy when you outnumber your opponents three times over with unkillable meatshields.

Just grab two to three units of heavy cav, some bats and go to town with zombies.

You'll win almost every fight by raw attrition.
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Should I spam Reiksguard or demigryphs in campaign?

With the numerous upkeep buffs for Reiksguard, I kinda feel I should use them. I can have nearly twice as many.
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>>146816050

Neither. Spam team tanks.

Reiksguard are pretty good in the campaign, because the enemy so rarely produces the kind of elite units needed to stop them. In particular, you can run rampant all over the dwarves with swarms of Reiksguard.
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>>146816050

Demigryphs are more cost-effective since you'll lose less. Because those fuckers are half-immortal.
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>>146816236
Reiksguard rampant on a field of Dawi?
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>>146815594

I'm legit excited to see how you'll pull off losing your virginity.
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>>146816332

I literally had 74 units of Reiksguard on my purge Dawi expedition.

Battles got kind of silly.

Retrospectively, I kind of wish I'd swapped them out for Greatswords.
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>>146816564
Wow calm down dad
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Are Dwarves and their campaign any fun to play?
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>>146817304

No. Think you got the Greenskins on the ropes? About to conquer that last settlement? Nope, they just confederated with some tribe of faggots and just teleported a full stack some rando settlement of yours. The early game is especially shitty if the Dwarfs around you are fucking retards. Doubly so if the Orcs decide to dog pile you 3 turns in like they did with me.
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>>146815598
It's pretty cool, I don't regret buying it on sale
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>>146817304
it's a turtle fest for the first 20 turns.
couple of waaghs going to come into your initial province.
but it turns into a steam roll soon after
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I don't want to live in a world where Grail Knights loose to Demigryphs like they are peasants with forks. Any decent mod out there fixing bretonnia and/or demigryphs?
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>>146818342
tomorrow
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>Playing on battle difficulty on anything above Normal
>Suddenly, every army is fucking unbreakable
>Will fight to nearly the last man every time before routing
God damn, does that leadership buff make every early game encounter fucking annoying.
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>>146818342

Grail Knights would lose to Demigryphs on the tabletop, too.

The riders are better but the mounts fuck your horses in the ass.
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Grimgor "Wipes his ass with Stunty beards" Ironhide
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>>146815598
100%
can recommend unreservedly
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>>146818654
Looks like someone's forgetting about the lance formation
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Should Halberdiers or Greatswords make up the mainstay of your army?
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Sigvald "I'll take a leak in deathclaw's beak" the Magnificent
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>>146818654
>Grail Knights would lose to Demigryphs on the tabletop, too.

No they wouldn't, mainly because they didn't exist up until the latest edition of warhammer(the 8th,2010) which is like 10 years after the Bretonnians stopped having their own army book (6th edition,2000)

They're basically not from the same game at that point
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>>146817031


dont fucking dissapoint me son
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>>146819324
Are you facing a majority of monsters or a majority of armored infantry?
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> Tomb Kings still not announced
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News when?
DLC when?
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>>146812686
Please accept this potato quality chart.
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>Rise of the Empire still not announced
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>>146819978
>>146812686
better quality chart
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>>146815598
Bought it full price, posted some truly epic carpets in the old 2012-2014 threads. I think I sank some 400 hours in FotS. Late game battles turned into meat grinders and I've only won two campaigns in all that time.
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>>146797624
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>>146819324
All greatswords, then get Demigryphs with halberds. Fuck Halberdiers
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>>146820397
Thank you now I can delete the potato chart at last.
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triplex acies
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>>146813008
cannons and organ guns fire over troops just fine though.
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So I'm trying to play Rome 2 and I can't even into the prologue.

Basically never played TW games, are there any good beginner guides where I can learn to be less of a faggot?
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>>146821331
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>>146798000

What about snotling pump-wagons
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Okay, so Slytacular said something something August something on Medieval Kingdoms 1212

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59Dntv7FOlM

Not likely be a full release, but its an update anyways
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>>146823942
The art of war by Sun Tzu
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>>146824143
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SABUHS AT THE LEDY
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>>146825591
All dash and fire, les beaux sabreurs!
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>>146825591
All Dash and Fire! Les Beaux Sabreurs!
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>>146825591
>upgrading to sabers
>not using superior yari ki
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>>146825691
>>146825739
samefag pls
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Are the barbarian archer units in Attila worth using?

I'm thinking of switching over to javelins or maybe slingers.
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>>146826148
Wait till you get Germanic Archers with Longbows. 200m range give you edge against the other 150m archers
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>>146825591
>>146825758
>not using superior revolver cavalry
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>>146815072
>half the Quran reads like a fucking Tom Clancy novel in ridiculousness.

is it still funny when you realize mudslimes take it (dead) seriously and their top goal in life is to emulate it?
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>>146826676
>tfw Carbine Cavalry is a fucking downgrade to Revolver Cavalry
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>>146826929
>Implying the bible Old Testament isn't arab mythology nonsense
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>>146799313
>>146799612

so, let me see if I got this straight:

first he made a mod that makes the units (and their upkeep) cheaper - so people can have more (& bigger) fights.
but then he added a shitload of un-lore units (and had to come up with ridiculous names for them) to it and f***ed it all up.
that (basically) it?

so ... how do I get the 'more units' part of the mod - without the side order of stupid bullshit?
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>>146827195

well - hey, at least the New testament teaches you to get nailed on a cross & die.
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>>146825276
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>>146826938
>DUAL WIELDING SIX SHOOTERS
>volley decimates any unit

range <50m, but hell you don't bring them for a shooting match in the first place.

The best thing is, they fire while moving, and can still break thin line of riflemen just using their charge. I still remember how I can break the lines 450 line inf with 240 rev cav repeatedly, giving no chance for them to reform their firing line
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/twg, a wasp keep buzzing over my battlestations, what to do?

Honorable Masters of Total War, please impart your knowledge of total warfare on how to deal with this aerial threat.
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>organ guns
For what purpose
Just use canister shot dumb fucks
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>>146828321
Grab a pack of toothpicks and start practicing your javelin throwing
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>>146827326
>actually want radious units

Learn to modmod customization using PFM
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>>146827326
I ask you: Do you want total war? If necessary, do you want a war more total and radical than anything that we can even imagine today?

Radious mod is not a mod to be taken literally. It is saturated with an abundance of metaphors and symbolism; some painfully and intentionally obvious whiles others painfully subtle. It is not particularly intelligent and never makes any attempts at being profound. Although occasionally nonsensical and gratuitously pornographic, it would be wrong to judge Radious mod on its face value alone.

Radious mod is the ugly duckling: scorned for unsightliness, but an ethereal swan from the start. It is a fairytale of vibrant colours and simple joys. It truly is that brilliant painting of which a fleeting glimpse you catch, but an enduring impression you get.

In conclusion, I do not think Radious mod deserves all the ridicule and hatred that is being dished out. The stringency and inadaptability of the traditional historical and lore friendly approach practiced by so called "understanders of strategy" is to blame for this. Hoc salsum esse putas? fugit te, inepte: quamuis sordida res et inuenusta est. Radious mod is unshackled from such rigidities and doing so through homosexuality rather than the vapid norm, it sheds light on the enigma which has eluded psychologists for centuries.

Nun, Volk, steh auf und Sturm brich los!
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>>146828969
this
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>>146827469
Tell me, where did the Bible teach you that? The butchered catlick versions? Read the REAL Bible before you run your retarded mouth.
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>>146827326
You've been memed friend. Radious is to total war as salt is to food, in that it makes everything better. There's basically no reason not to install it unless you have some sort of autistic obsession with playing your games "exactly how the developers intended" There are a lot of people on this board with nothing better to do with their time than to fuck with people. I'm just here to help however I can
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>>146828321

Kill the general before a stack of wasps starts besieging the room.
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>>146828321
Just fucking shoot it. Unless you're a europoor.
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Please post in here so mods know this is the rightful /feg/. The other one is full of faggots who refuse ot accept #FE as a fire emblem game.

>>146821579
>>146821579
>>146821579

>>146821579
>>146821579
>>146821579

Please help us, end our total war one and for all.
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>>146799612
seriously dude, enough with the trolling already
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>>146825591
LADY!!!
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>>146830426
Kill-slay this worm-maggot!
seriously, I hope you die of fucking ass cancer while being raped by aids niggers
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>>146831018
You have to be 18 to post here.
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>>146828321
Hammer and Anvil, even the lowliest understander of /twg/ is capable of babbies first tactic
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>>146831056
Tell that this guy >>146830426
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>>146829931
I think the economic/grand strategy side of the game takes skill and forces you to make choices between what you want to do, same with the number of skillpoints you get for a character. Radious throws that balance out the window in favor of essentially giving you infinite money.
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>>146831056
He posts reddit rats, what did you expect?
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>>146831470
Uninspired and repetitive as mods nowadays are, many a disillusioned fan don’t hesitate to call out the medium as fallen. Along comes Radious mod, the latest entry to modding self-critique and introspection.

On the surface Radious mod seems like your ordinary mod which is seemingly unremarkable but whose charm is so irresistible yet so subtle, that the people who've played it cannot but fall for it, much to the frustration of some self proclaimed "understanders of strategy" who cannot see any logic to these affections. Os et labra tibi lingit, Manneia, catellus: non miror, merdas si libet esse cani.

Unlike our hack-ridden mod industry, Radious Mod uses metaphors in an excruciatingly subtle way. Sharp-eyed spectators should be able to spot the humanistic properties Radious mod displays.

Radious mod is a self-aware and self-referencing work. It points out the flaws and implausibilities which often plague its genre, yet offers no alternative. Though criticized for conforming to its genre without innovation, composing the rest of the mod with uninspiring features essential in achieving what Radious mod wishes to do. While it does highlight the unrealism which plagues the modding community, it also serves to illustrate the irrationality of passion and infatuation, which which is shown by the hatred often spewed at this masterpiece. Poor Radious is left with naught, but to hunger evermore.

The team is aware of the flaws and tropes in their work, but artistic integrity has to be weighed against the harsh market. Even so, no artist wishes to make hollow trash as much as “understanders of strategy” so often may think. Behind these stories are genuine emotions, far more so than half-assed criticisms by blind followers of objectivism.

I don’t think this mod justifies an arbitrary rating of stars; it’s much better than that. It deserves a place among the highest modern philosophical works of our world. "Nietzsche, thy name is Radious."
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>>146797272
Damn, too late again.
Rollan!
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>>146831470
>TWWH
>economy
>skill
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black ww1 soldat
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Sorry if this is a stupid question, but what's a good program to view FPS? I usually use fraps or the Steam overlay for games, but I can't get fraps to work (it shows the overlay in the launcher, but doesn't appear in the game itself) and the Steam overlay is lying to me for some reason (telling me I'm at 200+ FPS even though I'm easily <30 on ultra).
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>>146832232
huh, im kinda looking forward to slaughtering hundreds of nigs now
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>>146830234
>>146830379
>>146828509
Its not working, the wasp keep dodging. Should I engage in melee? I have a cheap rusty katana. Should I use them or there are better melee weapons for fighting wasps?

I live in 3rd world country, so I'm not as wealthy as the europoors.

I have spring piston air rifle with 4.5mm pellets though
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>>146832483
Volksdeutsche were black, ultimate Aryan ubermensch is black
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>>146831470
You've gotten this ironclad idea in your head of how the game is "supposed to be" The developers are just as human as you or I, and they're no closer to perfection than you or I. The alterations added by Radious have unlocked the tactical potential of all the armies. Why are you so content to stay shackled to the outdated paradigm espoused by Creative Assembly? It's time to spread your wings little one, and leave the nest. There's a whole wide world of tactical experiences, just waiting for you to explore it
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>>146832612
>get can of raid
>get lighter or blowtorch
>hold can in front of flame
>point in general direction of wasp
>crispy wasp
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>>146832752
If anything the developers removed many aspects on the strategy map to make managing your economies much simpler. TWWH is about battles, not autistic Kingdom management.
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>>146832612
Going melee is fine but leave some forces in reserve in case it tries to flank your artillery.
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>>146832770
>wasp on fire
>wasp on fire is still a wasp thus an asshole
>fucking panics flying bumping into shit
>sets room on fire

>Pyrrhic Victory
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>>146832652
Hitler was black too?
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>not playing on Ultra unit-size
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>>146833030
It's a room in the third world so there's no loss at all.
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>>146833165
Hitler was white, he killed blacks and tried to usurp their history. Gemans are black, blacks made up 99% of the reichswehr and most died in ops B so were replaced by inferior white soldaten that is why germany lost
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>>146833370
Was Himmler black?
Rommel was black for sure, he's too awesome to be a white devil
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>>146833439
himmer was white
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>>146825023

>Medieval Kingdoms Total War 1212 Update

A T L A S T
T

L
A
S
T
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>>146833493
>>146833370
>>146832652
Thanks black history man :)
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>>146833540
>history
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>>146833625
NO FIGHTING!
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>>146833940
>boring plain suit of armor
>cool radical badass armor and weapon

How can histfags compete?
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>>146833370
This guy is right, Im on of those german colonisers and the signs are still here, there are crackpipes everywhere.
Pyramides with thrusters everywhere etc.
We are lucky we took them out before it was too late.
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>>146834051
>radical
wew
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>>146834087
Did you tell your dad yet that youre a homosexual?
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>>146833940
>I wonder how effective right would be
>wonder what everyone's reaction would be in that period if you rode out like that
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>just balance my shit up CA
Patch when???
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>>146835992
more important, best faction when?
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>>146835992

Day after the steam sale ends. anon. Trust me.
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>>146836379
>still this long
If that's actually going to happen then WH is dead. There are like 5 people left playing...
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>>146797272
Got Med2 from the summer sale but the camera and the resupply system makes it really hard for me to enjoy it.

TW:Warhammer spoiled me
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>>146836664
Resupply system simply requires you to merge and organise units sometimes, camera isnt much different.
You also shouldnt play it unmodded.
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>>146836664
>Got Med2 from the summer sale
>TW:Warhammer spoiled me
Then play something good?
Get Attila, Shogun 2 or Napoleon
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/twg/ what is the epitome of understanding strategy?
How do you know you have learned all there is to know?
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>>146836903
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>>146837118
Didnt have this one yet, thanks man.
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>>146837239
np, always good to help someone complete their bear collections.
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>>146836803
>camera isnt much different.
are you sure? It's pretty limited and sometimes a bit wonky compared to the last three games.
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>>146837135
I smell it
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>This action does not have my consent!

Anyone else developing a Warhammer rape fetish?
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>>146837118

When no one wants to play with you anymore.
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>>146802018
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>>146838668
Oh yes
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>>146838668

>tsundere genderbent Karl Franz when
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>you will never be Karl Franz
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>Patch still not announced
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>>146839126
>you will never be a puppet of the TK
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>>146837568
You can turn the limit off kek.
I dont know why it exists desu I will admit that.
And you can change the modes of the camera.
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>>146840232
>Unbenannt.png
How many german speakers are in /twg/?
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>>146840279
too many
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>>146840279
Many, i guess. Not suprising though, total war is in our genes.
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>>146840232
Toris Kotbringer?
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>>146840417
damn!

Außerdem Österreich-Ungarn >>> Preußen
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Makes sense for patch to drop Thursday. Dx12 coinciding with amds new gfx card the 480 which would've been out a coupla days.

Callin' it: update Thursday is my lock of the week.
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>>146840910
I guess he's some fag who's into necrophilia and mind control.
/twg/ truly has the worst fetishes except necrophilia, that's cool
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>>146841000
Hopin' it too, pray to your puny god that it comes true, weak southerner
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>>146841000
I DON'T WANT TO WAIT 2 MORE DAYS

KILL ME PLEASE
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>>146841000
>Folks, when you're right 52% of the time, you're wrong 48% of the time.
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>>146841013
>/twg/ truly has the worst fetishes

I don't know about that. Pic from >>146838668 very much related
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>>146841000
Trips o' truth
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>>146840279
Baden-Württemberg reporting in.
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>>146841394
AAAAAAHHHHHH FUCK OFF SOLDAT FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF RRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE
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we /deutsch/ now!

Neue Totaler Krieg: Kriegshammer herunterladbare Inhalte wann?
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GERMAN NATIONALISM ON THE RISE
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>>146841632
Flicken wann? (was ist ne gute Übersetzung von Patch?)
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Does twg eat corn with cheese?
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>deutschposting
GERMANS FUCKING LEAVE!!!

>>146841775
disgusting
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>>146841821
>not being german

laughing anime girls.jpg

britbongs please just go on your shitty island and stay there
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>>146841752
Es gibt keine
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>>146841632
Gibt es eigentliche eine deutsche Sprachfassung? Wenn ich videos mit Deutscher Schrift überall sehe reden die immer noch Englisch.
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>>146841906
Ozgcan go and rape some german woman, we don't want you here
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>>146842147
Patch oder Übersetzung?

>>146842198
Was ich weiß gibt es keine Sprachausgabe, nur der Text ist übersetzt. Sollte in Zukunft immer so sein, bei allen "Totaler Krieg" Spielen
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DEUTSCHLAND GET OUT
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>>146842305
Nein, /twg/ ist jetzt /deutsch/er Boden!
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>>146842292
In den letzteren Teilen hat die deutsche Sprachfassung nachgelassen, in Rome 2 klingen die barbaren wie besoffene zurückgebliebene.
Ich verstehe nicht warum man es nicht wie in MTW2/Napoleon macht, dass jedes Land einen Akkzent oder Teile seiner eigenen Sprache hat.
Alle Klingen wie schwule briten mittlerweile.
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>>146842392
>Alle Klingen wie schwule briten mittlerweile.
Sind sie ja auch, darum auf Imperium 2: Totaler Krieg oder Viktoria: Totaler Krieg oder 1. Weltkrieg: Totaler Krieg warten und hoffen, dass jede Fraktion wieder die eigene Sprache spricht. Für mich immer noch eine der besten Eigenschaften von TK: Imperium und TK: Napoleon
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>>146842208
you shouldnt project this much

as far as i know uk is the country with muslim rape gangs groping little children, not germany
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DED
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>>146842568
We're finally free of EU dictatorship, Germoney on the other hand will now be cucked even harder by Nikos, Yusuf and Achmed :^)
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Why are germans so bad at war?
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>>146842864
They don't care about logistics
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>>146842864
>Why are x so bad at war
Dunno, ask the USA, UK, France, Italy, Austria, Turkey, Japan, China, any arabian or african shithole, Australia or any other country on this great planet.
They all sucked, suck or will suck at war at one point in history.
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WARHAMMER UPDATE WHEN

FOTE UPDATE WHEN

EP UPDATE WHEN

ANCIENT EMPIRES UPDATE WHEN

MEDIEVAL 1212 UPDATE WHEN
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>>146840279

If you're a while male and DON"T know a central/northern european language, you're a failure as a man, and a human
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>>146842983
This, they care so much about fighting, they forget about things like winter coats. Germany will always win the battle, but never the war
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>>146843089
Was für ein Glück!
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>>146842996
America has never lost a war. We didn't lose in vietnam btw.
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>>146843045
to..never

>We didn't lose in vietnam btw
France didn't lose against the Germans in WWII btw
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>>146843045

Watch:

>>146825023
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>>146843326
was also meant for >>146843196
That was intended btw
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>>146843326
I'm sorry but are there viet cong on our soil controlling our government and our people in sweatshops making fancy shoes for vietnam?
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And once again we're back to
>Total
>Shitposting
>General
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>>146843531
Dunno, you tell me. I'm just here for the shitposting and germanposting
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>>146843543
totaler scheißposting general
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>>146843196
Epic bait bob
>>146843531
Let's ask the current leader of south vietnam directly, shall we? Oh wait.
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>>146843965
What's your point?
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AAAAAAHHHHHH DEUTSCHLAND ÜBER ALLES
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why the fuck are Empire and Attila updating, where's the patch you fucks? Fuck you CA

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>146844219
>expecting anything gut from inselaffen
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Why does only Medieval 1 have appropriate audio?
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>>146829902
The KJ version right americuck?
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>>146844305
YOU are the cuck. Not that I'd expect a cannibalising, idol worshipping, p*pe calling catlick to understand.
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>love to play as Huns/White Huns
>can't do battles with them for shit

How the fuck do I fight as them. I seriously do not understand how to fight as the Huns, skirmish only works whenever it feels like it.
>>
PATCH

WHEN
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>>146844427

>committing heresy against the two millenia old mother church in the year of our lord 2016

protestants please go
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>>146803832
Hordes in general have a massive issue in FotE because everyone, especially Romans, have absolutely fuckhuge garrisons in comparison to vanilla and archers are pretty fucking deadly.
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Corn with cheese anyone?
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>>146815229
>If it's set outside of Europe I'll be mad.
Why? Don't tell me the middle east or far east weren't relevant in ancient times, they were fuckmassive.
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>>146842568
So Germany dont have massrape and pedo muslims everywhere? Huh, the more you know.
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>>146831620
>posting warcraft art
>calls others reddit
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>>146844427
>implying the King James doesn't have the kike nailed to a stick while explicitly still being essentially a heretic kike
Ok
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>>146844910
Not him but who cares it's a nice ass
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>>146840923
>austria
>better than anything
even bohemia was better.
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>>146844219
They're mocking us, because we're not paying the Juden enough
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>>146845059
Austria was good once.
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>>146845072
empire is being updated?
>yfw CA does this to cuck darth and break darthmod
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>>146845059
Böhmen is rightful österreichisch clay!
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>the latest attila patch fucked up all the mods
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The scheißposting won't stop
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>>146845134
man, hitler fucked up germanics pretty bad.
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>>146845207
More scheißposting plz if it keeps staying fappable
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go to int if you want to talk in german
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>>146845134
Heim ins Reich mit dir.

Do you guys think any units will be added in the FLC/update 1 or is Bretonnia gonna ship with the roster we can see in MP?
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>>146845280
>is Bretonnia gonna ship with the roster we can see in MP?

I SWEAR TO GOD if they pull this I'm litteraly shipping CA a package of my own shit.
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>>146845280

I doubt they'll do that unless they want people to get really angry. There's still a few units from their roster that aren't even in the game yet.
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SUMMON
THE
BALANCE
PATCH
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>>146845278
What if I want to speak in Latin?
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>>146845565
/his/
or /x/ if you want to scare people off
>>
SUMMON
WE
ELECTOR
KANGZ
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>>146844738
What am I supposed to do though?
Draw all my hordes into one big one at the start and try to bumrush myself an advantage?
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>>146845963
Stop messing with memes, you're gonna crash the whole internet!
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>>146846024
No idea. It's pretty accurate though, being a horde is NOT a good thing historically and the Roman Empire would've been able to easily BTFO the Huns...if they had the money.
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>>146846036
will there be any survivors?
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>>146846292
>you will never see an Orc and Dwarf do this

You had one job CA, ONE FUCKING JOB
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>>146846292
I have successfully achieved ejaculation
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>Big Uns Black Death Matchlocks Nodachi of Augustus (shock infantry)
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>>146828321
W>>146828321
Put a piece of meat out, it will land on it.

Then CRUSH it.
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>>146846479

BUT IT'S SO MUCH BETTER WHEN UNITS JUST SWING AIR, MATCHED COMBAT IS SO BAD GUYS
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>>146846292
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>>146846479
you guys literally begged them to remove it to make it like med 2 again
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>>146846792

Only reason I don't care for matched combat is that it bogs down game performance.

That's everyone else's reason for disliking it, too.
>>
Do you think they are delaying the DLC because of the steam sale?
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>>146846880
Cunt punt
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>REEEE FUCK YOU CA MATCHED COMBAT IS FUCKING DUMB
>ok we'll take it out
>REEEEE WHERES THE FUCKING MATCHED COMBAT
>>
Matched combat looks like garbage and you know it. Warhammer did unit fights much more better then previous titles. Also charge animations are really nice now.
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What's the general idea behind playing Huns? Do you just go around sand sack/raze places and move on, or do you stick to one area and bully the fuck out of them until you have the tech ready to fight the big factions?
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>>146847024
That's gamers nowadays
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>>146846898
No it was removed because of MUH COLLISION
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>>146847024
It's almost like the community isn't just one person.
Matched combat would work on WH just because of the heroic units
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>>146847178
Except twg almost universally shat on matched combat
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>>146846880
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>>146847169
But matched combat doesn't stop collision except in a few cases which are more about the entire unit acting as if it were in combat already even if only one person in it is involved.
Matched combat just eats performance in Attila and it actually looks somewhat worse when you don't zoom in.
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>>146846898

>bogs down game performance
>Shogun II has 100% matched combat and the performance is bretty good

I dont really mind matched combat either way but is that really true? That it bogs down performance?
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>>146847079

>Matched combat looks like garbage

It's objectively better animations? Swinging at the air, actually hitting nothing and people die anyways is objectively worse animation-work than matched combat.
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>>146847215
And twg are 150 unique posters at best on, what, 500k people that bought the games?
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>>146847237

That wasn't even a counter-charge. That was just a leisurely stroll against cavalry.
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>>146847250
I think it has to do with Attila and R2 already being poorly optimized and matched combat being just a little bit more load on the computer. It gets really noticeable if you have fuckmassive unit sizes, you can gain like 10fps from disabling matched combat during the game and turning it back on for replays.

>>146847237
>counter charge
No, they got hit while running to a place. Countercharging still makes them brace a little at the moment of impact, they usually don't all go flying.
>the AI ALWAYS tries to run its slow-ass skirmishers away from your cav when you'd probably lose if they just let them fire and brace themselves against impact because skirmishers actually have decent melee stats
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>>146847246
Yes exactly it doesnt stop collision yet thats what everyone complained about. It doesnt affect performance, try not running a toaster. TW slows down all animation frames to stop performance hits.
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>>146847303
yeah, my bad with the title, wouldn't make much difference though, they are swords, with small shields, even if braced they'd get fucked over
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>>146847413

HOT
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>>146847250

actual PC performance: no
gameplay: yes

an entire heavy cavalry unit's charge stopping because of a single peasant in the way is ridiculous
waiting 30 seconds for that unit to kill the aforementioned peasant merely boosts it up to ludicrous
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>>146847394
How do you disable matched combat during the game?
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Stop fucking everyone but your wives, for fuck sake.
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>>146847476
Get mods.

>>146847409
>gain 11 fps in FotE if I get a 'no matched combat mod'
Uh-huh.

>>146847475
This too, but that has more to do with the way units seem to have their AI and combat detection programmed.
>enemy units rout
>they're actually shattered at this point
>push their way through my spearwalls
>wavering: "attacked in rear"
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>>146847457
CAMEL
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even the bravest cannot fight beyond their strength
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>>146847664
also underhand>overhand
>>
Memes aside, is Attila good? I missed both it and R2 because of shit pc and already finished all campaigns on VH in TWW
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>>146847748
>underhand>overhand
that would have caused a shitstorm long ago
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>>146847949

Attila is generally considered to be the best of the newer ones. Some people will always prefer Shogun 2 or Medieval 2 - but from a general standpoint, Attila is the best of the historical TWs.
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>>146847949
Attila is really good, especially Age of Charlemagne is my favourite.
If you're at least partly interested in the time period then get it!
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>>146846792
Yes, it is.
Medieval 2 had execute-animatiosn too, the general matched combat scenes is 2 guys just awkwardly walking back and forth till their eyes meet pokemon-style and then they beat each other with sticks like 6th graders.
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>>146848171

Because that's totally not closer to actual combat, rather than swinging at the air and have your magical air shockwaves from your sword kill people, right?
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>there's people in the general who believes matched combat was taken out because of public request
>rather than the fact that they had no clue how to animate matched combat for fantasy creatures, meaning they could skip using motion cap for a vast majority of the game, saving them a lot of money
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>>146848407
>implying it matters why it was taken out
>when everyone said they hated it anyway
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>>146848283
A guy making a role to dodge a hit into 10 other enemies where he gets ignored by all of them while the 2 keep swinging at each other for half a minute is unrealistic aswell.
It doesnt even look good since Rome 2, Shogun 2 is the only game that did it well.
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>>146848605

Everything matters, anon. Without a patch, we have nothing else to talk about so anything and everything is a viable topic. It's the wild west.
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>>146848691
Lets talk about Anime then
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>>146848407
I thought people liked it, on release there was so much sadness about its loss.
Why did people not like it?
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>>146847748
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>>146848668
Or they could uh, improve matched combat to include multiple models? Nah, that would mean effort from the inselaffen, nope can't have that.
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>ironbreakers
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The threads are so dead, update fucking when?
>>
>tfw 278 hours in warhams
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>>146848865
>if she just fucked Zeref everything would be well
What's happening in FT anyway I bailed after Natsu was END
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>>146849072
195 hours but no motivation to keep playing until Blood&Gore or at least the patch...
I'm missing only the VC campaign and a total raze with Chaos but without B&G that's just not fun
>>
Is Europa Perdita a good mod for Attila?
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>>146849158
i'm in the exact boat anon 204 hours but nothing to do until gore, blood and patch one making the tedious agent stomp less tedious
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>>146848946
chevron spartan wall
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>>146849269
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>>146848019
Good to see that overhand fags are gone then
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dynamic music is so cool whenever it gets triggered properly, one of the best things in Attila
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>>146848865
But I want to talk about saxons.
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>>146849208

Yeah its pretty neat

COULD USE AN UPDATE THO
>>
https://twitter.com/totalwar/status/747748464742785024

Maybe if you fucks would release an update already you wouldn't have lost so many subs.
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>>146849609
>ram a ship from the side
>they board it at the moment of ramming
Explain this shit
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3 KINGDOMS TOTAL WAR WHEN?
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>>146849947
naval combat is pretty bad in all non-gunpowder TW games. Though I actually liked the ramming madness that was r2 naval combat
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>>146849969
Make it happen, please!
I want to fuck up Zhuge Liang with Sima Yi ;_;
>>
Attila still BTFO on the official polls
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>big fucking wrist ganglion broke
>wrist is swollen as fuck now
>can't play TW efficiently

What do I do now then? I was just on the verge of winning a Langobards campaign on Legendary.
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>>146850138
Are the unit packs for Empire worth it?
>>
>>146850142
ZGL was more of a tactician than a real strategist imo, he wasn't bad at strategy but he wasn't amazing at it.
SMY was a good tactician but a much better strategist than ZGL.

>>146850138
Boarding is shit because it's just land battles with far worse handling and the occasional "your men jump into the ocean" going on.
Ramming, greek fire and archer ships are where it's at or in R2's case slinger ships haha fuck you
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>>146850207
Pray to Tzeentch that he might make another arm sprout out of your chest.
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>>146849925
Lel get fucked CA, patch or unsubscribe!
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>>146850184
what polls? besides who cares about a bunch of casuals
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>>146849925

>butidontwantpontus
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>>146850594
>@ComeSitShareMyF
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>>146850594
>>146850658
>1 tweet
Which of you anons is that
>>
>>146850817

me
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>>146831776
rolling
>>
>>146850890
just played chaos rerolling
>>
>getting shit under control as the East Romans for the first time
Feels good friends.
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>>146851231
nvm Alans just charged my shit down and sacked 2 cities rip
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>>146851231
Do it in FotE
Nothing feels better than using your god-troops to blow out ten thousand niggers
>>
What is the best meme in /twg/?
>>
>>146851358
radious tbqh
im so glad twg recommended it to me
armored slayers are so amazing xD
>>
>>146851358
"Attila Total War is a good game"
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>>146851326
Holy shit how
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>>146851358
Pontus posting
>>
>>146851456
>a stack of tier 3 palatinae against stacks of tier 1, a few tier 2, and starter troops
I would've gotten way more except I rammed my horses into stakes by accident while repositioning which killed half of each melee cav then and there
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>>146851456

by using his god troops to blow out ten thousand niggers
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>>146851456
FoTE roman units are stupidly overpowered, and he is fighting low tier niggers

>>146851358
denying that Pontus is the best faction in rome2

>>146851446
are you that tard who didnt know how governors work?
>>
hello
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>>146852369
Greetings! I trust you come with honorable words that I can hear kindly!
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>friends make fun of me because i play so much total war

How do I make true understanders of strategy out of these plebs.
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>>146852468
You don't need to. Great leaders don't need other great leaders, they need cannon fodder.
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إذا كنت ترجمة هذا الفصيل
المفضلة لديك هو بونتوس
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>>146852791
Mar7aba ya habibi
Kiddayer?
>>
>>146852421
>LORDS OF THE AFTERLIFE SPARE MY ARSE
>WHY DO YOU TROUBLE MY DIGESTION TODAY
>>
>>146831776
rollo
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>>146853025
every time I hear that I get flashbacks of Oregon trail
>Henry has died of Dysentery
>>
BELLATORIUS
>>
ERASTU
>>
NECESSITAS
>>
>Iran breaks up the non-aggression pact with my ERE on turn 5
It's gonna be a long game bros
>>
Starting a Celtic faction in Attila, who should I try first?

I was think picts because they access to crossbows
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>>146851539
>are you that tard who didnt know how governors work?

Nope, I'm just shitposting
>>
Battles look really haphazard in Warhammer, is this just the players or what?
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>>146852468
what does "foh" means?
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>>146854118
ebdani, those very heavy skirmishers are great
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>>146852791
>>146852991


Motherfucker.
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>>146854852
Gloriously brilliant
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>>146854226

fuck outta here
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>>146852791
>Buntus
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>All gobbo vanguard in 2v2 MP with a friend
>gonna stik 'em
>dem flanking bonuses
>win against shitters

Little waaagh = best waagh
Praise Mork and Gork
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>>146855212
shouldn't the picture be
>STUNTIES WAAGH!
? after all manlets are the biggest enemies
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>>146855212
dumb frogposter
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>>146855286
That way its usable for Fantasy and 40K tho.
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>>146855115
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Finally playing EB2

What's the best way to challenge myself? On normal I win all my battles, and on hard I lose a few but the AI get bonuses so it doesn't feel real.
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>>146855474
TAT WE WUZ KANGZ N SHIET?
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>>146855474
The worst bit is that the Nasamones were a Libyan tribe, not black at all.
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>>146855613
what mods did you use
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IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING!
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>>146856003
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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>>146856003
The fuck is this?
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>>146856003
https://i.sli.mg/EtVUdz.jpg
Beastmen confirmed
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>run out of money as ERE
wew
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>>146855912
That explains their religious buildings i guess
>>146855996
2tpy
Dresden's sack, liberate etc mod
All factions playable
Champloo's compilation
Techup the levies
2.1 Better Campaign AI
Forced march removal
TTT
and some graphics mods
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>>146856003
>>146856383

>Aaz Akaash Nardharhurh

What does it mean?
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>>146856003
The Zodiac Killer is back?
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Patch when?

Bretonnia FreeLC when?
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>>146856003
Fucking teases, how I hate them. JUST GIVE ME A DATE CA ;_;
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>>146856003
Chaos divided confirem. Great that's so much more important thatn actual interesting shit like skaven etc...
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>>146857079
>Skaven
>Interesting

>>>/reddit/
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>>146856783
Battletits other than vampire-chan when
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wow those fucking assholes were right, ca is waiting until july 5th when the summer sale is over to release the fucking dlc/patch.

god damn it at least release the fucking patch
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>>146857194
Not him but they are kinda unique. Skavenfags are still shit.
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>>146857194
From a gameplay perspective they are unique to total war.

Hordes of fast moving slave rats that tarpit the enemy, whilst your weapon squads fire into the blob devastating the enemy and ally alike.

If slave rats are not unbreakable they are screwed though.
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>>146856003

>only beastmen

Better than nothing. At least I won't have to keep putting up with this today/tomorrow shit for much longer.
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>>146856003

HOT
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>>146837271
lets keep this going.
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>>146856003
link to the vid?
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>>146852369
welcome to /twg/. Do not worry, I only poison my enemies...
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>>146856003
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Which mods, if any speed up Shogun 2's campaign progression a bit?

The tech tree and economy/building progression is so damn slow that the only way to use the later things like the hero units and Siege weapons is to wait around doing nothing for like 40 turns.

Thanks.
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>>146856003
so what is this?
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>>146858364
>>146858792
it's on their FB
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>its a Shaggoth you told to get out of melee gets killed because he stayed in the fight after an enemy tickled him with a broken sword episode
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>>146858940
yeah I know, Im just wondering what it means or what it confirms.
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>>146859205
Nothing for now
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Jesus fucking Christ this is the final straw! Ever since WH was announced I have tried to defend you guys and repeatedly stated that WH would be bros and would not kill history discussion. Every day since release you fucking faggots proved me wrong. All you fantasy fags do is complain, meme and shitpost all fucking day long and every thread since WH has been released. I am tired of this fantasy "discussion". I am tired of the endless shitty forces memes. I am tired of the autistic and frankly selfish complaining. I am tired of rampant unending shitposting. I want the old /twg/ back. So who is with me lets make a separate thread for the real /twg/ for real historical discussion. Lets leave the fantasyfags rot in their own filth.
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I think I know a way to make AI armies less shit, they should add obsolete units to the recruitment pool of the settlement building, meaning that there is no need to build barracks for it, that way even factions that only have 1-2 settlements can have more varied units then just the militia spears they can buy from the village itself
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FUCK
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>>146856003
that top comment on the FB post though.
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>>146859309
meh, since the launch hype has died down its gotten better.

more campaign posting about historical games has happened recently, and while there is more autism now than there was before I'd say that its because there is more people on here now than before.
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>Attila patching today
>Rome 2 patching today
>Shogun 2 patching today
>No patch for Warhammer
They're just toying with us now, aren't they?
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>>146859309
last warning bud
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>>146860080

It's how the new patches work, they patch the launcher - which all of those games share. So the patch is most likely coming this week. I say most likely rather than definitively because my faith in CA has dropped marginally with the release of Warhammer.
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>>146857750
Should be easy enough, Slayers and Savage Orcs have spell effects that trigger at certain levels of morale and health. It'd be trivial to make Skaven Slaves Unbreakable until they hit 25% HP or some such.
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best total war game?
I'm currently playing Attila and I'm not really enjoying it a lot... I liked Shogun better. What do you guys think?
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>>146860758
Warhammer
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Just bought the otomo clan pack in the sale since it's like 99 cents. How do I use matchlock ashigaru effectively? Also, it seems like I'm in for a rough start. Any tips?
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>>146860758
Attila
Shogun 2
Empire if you forget the epic bugs unpatched to this day
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>>146860758
>best total war game?
a completely subjective thing desu, my favourite is attila, a lot of people also think med2 or s2 is the best

there is no need for a consensus, just play whatever you like the most
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>>146860758
Overall, Med 2 is still probably my favourite, but I find Atilla and Warhammer to be better than Shogun 2, personally. Shogun 2 plays really well and it's great from that perspective, but the setting isn't as interesting as other ones in my opinion.
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>>146860958
>>146860929
>>146860910
>>146860886
>>146860851
thanks for the input guys! Will be checking out Warhammer. Have a nice daya!
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>>146860758
I put Shogun 2, Attila and Warhammer all pretty high. They all have their own thing. Even Rome 2.
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>>146860958
Shogun 2 is the final polishing of 'old' TW in terms of playstyle and such and little features like movies.
Rome 2 (and Attila which was built on its foundation) shook things up a lot.
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>>146861062
True, although Empire also shook up things a lot. If only it played as fluidly as Shogun 2 and didn't have so many bugs, it would be great.
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>>146861271
Hoping for an Empire 2 as the next total war with a relatively great launch such as warhammer had.
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>>146860758
Attila is my favourite though I enjoy them all in different ways
I like Empire even though it's arguably one of the worst in many ways
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>>146861271
Empire shook it up but most of the features that weren't simple QoL improvements got taken out of later iterations
R2's systems, including provinces, limited building slots, and general'd armies, look like they're here to stay.
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>>146860886

You can use them in three ways.

>Frontal assault

Much like how you can use the crossbows in Attila, you place them in front of your Yari Ashigaru line, have them shoot and then retreat behind the Yari Ashigaru line. Units will enter the battle with lowered morale, and a lot less people at that point.

>Flanking

Obvious. Set up a yari ashigaru line, and then use the matchlocks to flank the opposing army and shoot them in the back. That'll shatter enemies in seconds.

>Siege defense

Arguably the best siege defense after monk archers. They shit on morale so hard that a lot of ashigaru (especially ikko ikki ashigaru) will break before even reaching the top of the wall. After that you can pull back and have them shoot at the enemies one more volley before running behind an ashigaru line and let the Yari Ashigaru finish them off.
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>>146860758
Medieval 2
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>>146860230
>my faith in CA has dropped marginally with the release of Warhammer.
wehy? thought it would've dropped because of Rome 2
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>>146861589
Thanks. Are they any good when attacking, when I need to move towards the enemy? Also, should I use matchlocks over bows exclusively, or still have some bows in my army?

I just looked around in the campaign a bit. Seems like I start off at war with at least two provinces, and nobody likes me because I adhere to the word of jesus. This is going to get interesting.
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>maximum cheese
Get fucked, Roman cunts.
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>>146860758
Mechanically I'd say that Shogun 2 is the best TW game out there. I really enjoyed Attila and even Rome 2 when it got fixed. Warhammer is pretty good too, although a bit weak on the content atm.

The only TW that I can seemingly never get bored of however is the original Rome total war. There is just a certain charm to that game that the other total wars haven't be able to achieve I think.
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>trying to keep my generals loyal as the ERE in FotE
Guess it's historical.
Fucking annyoing though. What can I do?
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>>146862082
adopt them. have sex with them. cut of their dicks.
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>>146856003
This action has my consent
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>>146799005

Do you enjoy sex?

Yes, I love Wessex.
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>>146861536
I don't mind most of the changes that rome 2 made, but the limited general only armies are annoying and don't make sense. Having limited building slots makes a bit of sense, so that you don't have good at everything provinces, but the way I'd like to see it done is that slots are only taken up by certain specialized buildings, whilst normal infrastructure including some military recruitment buildings don't take up any slots.
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>>146861776
Historically bow ashigaru provided covering fire for matchlocks while they advanced and/or reloaded.

Matchlocks are great if they get line of sight on the enemy, but the engine is finicky so bow ashigaru are more flexible in most situations.

Regarding attacking, they're pretty good but you need a cavalry screen
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>>146862281
As far as I care, limited building slots would only make sense if population kept growing and it just kept climbing in cost to build more buildings.
Also fuck '''road development''', why the hell can't I build them myself? I need markets to build military bridges?
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>>146861752

Rome 2 got updates constantly. While far more warranted, they did go out and say that the first update was supposed to be shipped with the game on steam but it never passed. Then the question lies in, what the fuck is taking them so long if it was intended to be updated to 1.01 on release?

Seeing almost no information, no updates or anything for a month of a newly released game is basically saying that you either have no clue what you're doing - or that the game is in trouble already. I'd guess on the former.
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>>146859793

The guy sounds like your typical whiney TW idiot. TW:W is possibly the smoothest launch I've ever seen for a TW game, there's very little wrong with the base game outside a few bugs. Really the biggest problem with it is the need for more content.
>>
why is the "great power" shit even in this game?

I have every single treaty with the Brets but I have to give them gifts literally every single turn because of the -60 diplomacy hit

Is it harder because i'm playing on legendary or is this normal?
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>>146863139
>playing on legendary
That's your problem.
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>>146862195
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>>146863139

It makes no sense in the context of this game or it's universe. It's basically just an artificial difficulty check against the player. Personally I used a mod to get rid of it and the confederation penalty.

Although to be honest I'd rather just have the effect halved instead of removed but no one's made a mod like that yet.
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>>146862281
I prefer the reqruitment in the older tw games where you reqruited units one maybe two at a time in a city instead of three or four to a single army. It made the armies feel more important I think and it created a bond between the player and some individual units. Like playing the Julii and starting with one unit of triarii that you wont get more of until late game. But when the late game comes that one unit of triarii has stocked up on exp and is significantly stronger than your newly reqruited triarii units.
I guess you could still have this with the new system, but it doesn't feel the same to me.

besides that and some other stuff like road development that >>146862623 talked about, I like or at least tolerate pretty much all the other changes made to the series.
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>>146863513
"reqruitment" is actually spelled with a c

whoopsies
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>>146862858
>no updates or anything
I mean their is this https://forums.totalwar.com/discussion/178892/what-are-the-total-war-teams-working-on-updated-24-06-16
>or that the game is in trouble already
wonder what that trouble would be? can't be worse than rome 2 trouble. can it?
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>>146861884
>playing as the worst barbar
why? most other faction have better and more varied rosters
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>>146863824
not the one you responded too.

Suebi was the only barbar faction that I actually finished a campaign with. because their win condition involves taking over spain, which is an area of the game that you never ever go to unless you're memeing, painting the map or playing wre. The suebi feels pretty fresh in that regard.
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>>146863824
Because they're fun, and rather easy.
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>>146863352
thanks friend, just downloaded the mod you spoke about and honestly it feels like cheating a bit but it was just too fucking stupid to deal with
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>>146863068
While criticising the otherwise well liked TWW is good, this feels like "being a critic is cool" thing. They fill /v/ as much as fanboys.
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>>146863790
Brexit
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>>146856003
LET'S KILL, RAPE AND SHITS ON HUMANS
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>>146864946
More like get killed.
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>>146865024
>beastmen
>being the redshirts of warhammer

You mean the skaven, mate
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>>146865258
Like every empire novel starts with a small beastmen herd getting btfo.
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>>146864946
Not necessarily in that order.
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>>146865258
Skaven are the "they lost, but they kinda won" the faction.
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>>146856003
Akash == Blood

I guess blood and gore pack + beastment
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Dead thread, too bad Total War isn't known for it's waifu bait or furry pandering otherwise this thread be rocking* like the Witcher and Guild Wars 2 generals.

*rocking with crippling autism, samefagging, avatarfagging and degeneracy
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>>146860080
They fixed the mod manager UI
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>>146865495

so basically "he who hides and runs away lives to run another day" faction?
Unless (of course) enemy gets outnumbered 10-to-1 AND caught napping - in which case they'll bravely stab them in the back?
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oh, you're forcing march on your only available army in the North to fight against Norscan raiders?

too bad
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>>146847949
>>146848024
Booted up Attila, started as Picts on Hard, attacked the guys to the south
AI didn't even put archers on the walls, it just barricaded the center and put everybody except for general outside. Then they mostly stood still while my archers were shooting them
Next fight, AI came back to retake the city with a slight numerical advantage and onager. Half of its army died from archers and mounted skirmishers at the first fucking chokepoint while the rest got killed by swordsmen and skirmishers later. Onager stood outside of firing range for the whole battle
What the fuck is wrong with this game?
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>>146866012
More that every single Skaven has a dozen different agendas, so there's at least one rat in every disaster that can spin it into career advancement.
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I don't understand what's going on. CA releases some moon rune shit on FB and everyone starts saying a bunch of different shit.

>BESTMEN
>WOOD ELVES
>BLOOD AND GORE
>CHAOS DIVIDED
>JOEY NUDES
>ESTALIA

So what is it? And is it a tease for the upcoming DLC or for their next DLC? I thought the Ruslav dataminers said Beastmen was like 2 or 3 DLCs out?
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>>146866338
Well now you now why /twg/ is calling it the best installment of TW serial.
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>>146866519

well, sure - but how do you simulate that in a Total War game?
>>
How quickly should I go after Marienburg as the Empire? Im at turn 19 in my first playthrough and I have all of Reikland secured, the first quest finished, and a full army with a bright wizard and some mortars ready to attack while their army is sieging some Bretonnian castle but my relations with them are now neutral and improving. If I try to be friends will they just stab me in the back?
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>>146866524
If Beastmen was DLC 2 then it fits, since chaos warriors was DLC 1
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>>146866820

ASAP, get a full stack and siege it they wont sally out. While they're siegeing recruit a general in Eilhart and just recruit spearmen to cover your sieging army so marienburg can't reinforce from the wastelands.
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i thought that beastmen just rolled with chaos?
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>>146856496

Blood for the Blood God?
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>>146866825

So, we're getting Beastmen and Bretonnians in the same update?
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>>146867185
Just tried that but they came from behind with their full army and I was super outnumbered with the garrison so I retreated. I'm going to try to take out their main force in the field I guess.
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>>146867269
They became an independent faction a few editions back, mainly since the Chaos roster was getting overcrowded and they were pretty distinct from the rest of the army.
>>
Blood and gore is not releasing as first dlc r-right anons?
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>>146867621
>Warhams blood and gore DLC
>trolls vomit on troopers
>graphic detail of melting flesh and bone
>>
It's Blood and Gore along with Blood Dragons. Why would they release Beastmen now?
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>>146867436

they got an independent army book - but aren't they still a part of Chaos?
Like Warriors of Chaos and Daemons of Chaos?
>>
Could Ogres ever work as a faction? They have a tendency to just stomp everyone. Outside of blood bowl.
>>
How to build manny?
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>>146867327
Brettonia is probably gonna be FreeLC since they're are in the game already and playable in custom battles. So we might get them with the same update as the beastmen, or not. No way to tell for certain.
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>>146866736
There's not really a good way that wouldn't be extremely frustrating. My personal thought is that Skaven are given their own Under Empire map (with an army stance that lets them pop between the two) that is absolutely stuffed with Skaven. The campaign would run like Shogun 2's: If you aggressively expand or just take Skavenblight from the beginning then the Underempire teams up to take you down. But if you play the politics game you get to join the Council of Thirteen, unite the Skaven and blow up the moon. Because the moon is made of cheese/magic green cocaine, and I see zero flaws in that plan.
>>
Im new to total war games, though i played a demo like 10 years ago. I got the humble bundle a while back and just beat shogun 1, and am on medieval 1. Pretty fun.
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>>146867970
Definitely. The question is if they'll play as a settled faction, a horde faction, or some sort of untried mercenary faction.

As far as unit balance goes, I imagine they'll be similar to iron drakes in size and trolls in effect. Ogres are devastating if they get the charge off, but with maybe 24 models per infantry unit max they're going to be easy to surround and you don't want them stuck in combat long. Early-game tactics will probably be trying down enemy chaff with Gnoblars while sending some ogres to hit the front and back simultaneously.
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>>146868717
Medieval 1 is the best one its all down hill from there.
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>>146868191

12 Horde factions (clans) moving by underway only & unable to take any opponent provinces - only raze them?

Along with possible alliance with other clans - to be broken at the slightest hint of weakness (greenskins-fightiness-like)?

And if you manage to collect them all - then you get the Mark of the Horned Rat & can bring down the big green cheese thing?
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>>146867970
Small unit up to 20 men, make them expensive elite units, each ogre is incredibly durable and strong but susceptible to range and artillery due to large size.

Cheap units consist of Gnoblars, make them absolute shit but dirt cheap and numerous to compensate for the ogres being expensive and easy targets.
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>>146868717
Rome is my favorite game of all time, Medieval 2 is up there. Shogun 2 is considered the best total war by most hardcore fans.
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>>146866338
celts do this weird shit sometimes due to them having that deployment anywhere thing, look at pic related

>>146866534
please, there is no need to be a twat, literally every single TW game has occasional AI brainfarts like that
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>>146867925
Yeah, they're still chaos.
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>>146869324
>sneaking around so hard they actually walked through each other in broad daylight in plains
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>>146860929
I am blowing my load constantly playing FotS, no idea how they made gun fights so fun
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>>146866338

The AI has never been good at sieges. They are surprisingly smart in battles sometimes though. Because you just know that half the time, they will send one fuckoff shock cavalry group to take the biggest flank in the world and one-shot your general with it.
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>>146869324
It's like that one scene with the welsh in Mel Shitson's Braveheart.
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>>146871135
>Welsh

No wait, the irish*.
>>
>tfw you will never be a leper who used to be a beautiful boy
>>
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THIS

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>>146871541
Autism
>>
>People are impatiently waiting to buy the next DLC
What a time to be a jew!
>>
>T2+3 Roman Empire unit upkeep
Oy vey better build some trade jetties
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>>146831776
rolling
>>
Holy shit how can anyone get into Attila. These turntimes are just killing me and why does sanitation and all that crap have to be region specific and not working for the whole province.
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>>146871807
>core content cut out to be dlc
>4 R A C E S
>incomplete game
CA has really turned up the whole Jew thing to 200%
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>>146871927
>why don't CA make the game even more easy so I can play it too waa
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>>146871814
FotE?

>>146871927
>Sanitation
>province-wide
So you're telling me a goldmine in Wales should make Central England erupt into smallpox?
Most sanitation buildings worth a damn aka Roman sanitation are province-wide anyway.
Now FOOD, that's a problem - why the fuck isn't it factionwide?
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>>146871541
Being prepared RIGHT NOW Thursday the earliest.

Update 1(hopefully sorts the Nvidia issues out) and the 2nd DLC(CW was 1st remember) being prepared for release imminently. The majority of the DLC team have moved onto 3rd pack and due to the great success of the base game launch. The plans for the 2nd part of the trilogy have changed to make it more extensive.

Also

BLOOD AND GORE IS COMING. CA have said the Chaos rune translation isn't literal so those saying Beastmen may be reaching for now.

>>146867327
Bretonnia needs a threat other than Mousillon adding Beastmen along with Wood Elf themed pop up events for both hinting at their future addition would be perfect. If they add 1 playable and 7 NPC herds then they must be spread around the map. I'm curious if Beastmen will be pure horde like CW or hybrid horde/settlers.
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>>146797272
How do you guys get into this?

I bought the game a few days ago (I'm a huge AOM, SC2, and Civ 5 fan) but I have no idea how the fuck to play this game. No matter what formation I do, I win the battles in the campaign (which is laggy for whatever reason), even when I auto-resolve (doesn't this defeat the purpose of the game?). Then I get skill points to increase attributes that I don't understand.

Help?
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So whats this stuff?
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>>146872565
what difficulty do you have it on?
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>>146872565
Which game, specifically?
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>>146872458
>FotE?
Yup. I've been effectively at peace for a while now, so I'm building up my economy
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>>146872830
Get ready to roll over everyone
Cohors Palatinae are essentially unstoppable.
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>>146872749
normal

>>146872750
warhammer
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>>146873037
well fuck dude why are you playing on normal

norma is for you guessed it fucking normies
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>>146873173
Normal is for people who want to enjoy the game without dealing with fucking bullshit.
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>>146872740
Fuck if I know, only if we had already talked about this in the thread already. Anyways, great find their anon, we will get our top men on this right away.
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>>146873173
>>146873339

Yeah but I wanna learn how to play the fucking game first.

So far its been "Here, right click these guys --- you win! put some points in shit that we haven't explained yet"
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>>146873173
Not really, Attila on Normal is pretty hard for someone new to the series
That being said Warhammer is fucking beyond trivial.

>>146872931
>>146872830
A semi-exploit - you know how everyone has massively reduced damage and shit in FotE? Well, that doesn't apply to marine archer troops. If you offload Marine Archer troops in mixed battles, they can easily eat entire units by themselves due to their non-adjusted stats.
The only problem is that there's a lot fewer of them (about half as many on Ultra) and they only have ten ammo, but they're good when flanking the enemy since they're almost as strong as javelins and much more accurate and with higher range and a few more ammo.
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>>146873398
>being mean
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>>146873535
shit I thought he was talking about S2
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>>146872565
yeah don't worry about auto-resolving unless its some trivial shit you know you're gonna wreck
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>>146820397
rolling
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>>146872740
> Please wait to react to confirmed announcements rather than speculations
> Posting teasers of unknown things
> On Facebook

What the fuck are they expecting people to do? Are they dumb or something?
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>>146873472
Just about everything is explained if you just hover over and read tooltips. Also, it's literally impossible to lose on normal.
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>>146874172
Well that guy seemed like he took his own speculation as fact.
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>>146831776
rolling
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>>146872740

Anyone know what these moon runes are?
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who /lannister/ master race here?
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>>146872740
I was really hoping they were elfish. I would blow my load if we got a Lotr TW game
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>>146874426
Jaime I've got some bad news for you...
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>>146874426
>It's still just medieval 2 units out the ass.

Oh well, I guess it doesn't matter that much.
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>>146874172
the guy they are responding too is doing a "ugh fuck CA and their broken games" bit.
He isn't talking about what the DLC could be he is assuming that CA wont fix any issues with the game and only release more DLC.
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>>146874426
remove flower shitters
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Maybe rape train?
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>>146874607
Pretty sure he knows his sister is a skank
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>>146874643
crush the fishfuckers
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>>146874839
so is that mod just changing the unit card picture and nothing else?
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>>146874839
patiently waiting
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>>146872740
"aazh akash nardharhurh" ==> "The blood axe is coming on the battlefield" most likely

aazh = this one I'm confused.... Could be several stuff.... not sure.. BUT it is very close to "battle axe" so I would say it is an axe or a weapon.

akash = blood liquid

Nardhar = black magic ... I am a bit surprise because there is a better rune for this word whoch has not be used here.. And this Nar prefix is not expected either. Yet, this means "Black Magic" huruh = place/battlefield
So that is talking about an axe with liquid blood on a battlefield
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>>146875051
>not concocting a translation that means the pleasure of being cummed inside
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>>146874938
nah changes almost everything westeros map etc units look like in the show/high medieval, you can play as targs and invade westeros, winter comes at some point with a op others invasion, the campaign starts at the beginning of the war of the 5 kings, major factions have little quest lines if you want them
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>>146831776
roller
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>>146874345
>>146874641
That might be true, but I see his tone as 'I was hoping CA will work on addressing the game issues (aka patches) and letting us know about these fixes instead of making artwork or teasers about DLCs instead', in which me might also not be wrong.

Just funny that CA comment is not to speculate, when they are indeed teasing something.
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I don't know how to explain it but something feels wrong with Warhammer, it doesn't feel like a Total War game. I had this feeling with Attila somewhat, maybe someone can help me identify it.

It's little things like one battle in TW:WH where an artillery shot landed in an overlapped section of two marching units and roughly 50% of the guys in the circle died at random.
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>>146875051
>mfw we actually do have our top men on it
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>>146872517
Quality post, anon.
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>>146874643
White walkers when?
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>>146875745
round 88 in my stark gameplay, dunno if its set or by random chance each round, but at somepoint (round 250 or something) summer slowly returns
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>>146874426
Discount vampire counts when?
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>>146875051

>that numeral system

That.. Makes a surprising amount of sense. Far more sense than, say, Danish.
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>>146876402
The Danish numeral system?
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>>146876402
>mentioning the danish system

ABORT
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I'm thinking of buying Rome 2 or Attila on the sale any recommendations? Do they have the same massive loading times that Shogun 2 has when set to max graphics?
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>>146876665
Instead of doing stuff like 90+2 = 92, they get all over the place.
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>mfw patch inc

F I N A L L Y
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>>146875894
I meant as a playable faction. Though that's also nice to know.
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>>146876948
That seems like a poor fitting uniform for that soldat.
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>>146797272

>FOR CHAOS!

>Bring me my mirror.

Why is Sigvald so beautiful?
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>>146877096
Nobody cares
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>>146877659
Sacrificing stupid Sigmarite sods to Slaanesh, seems to secure a stunning stature and sublime shapeliness
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>>146876665

To quote some website.

"Danish counting looks pretty familiar until you get to 50, and then things get weird with fractions. The number 50 is halvtreds, a shortening of halv tred sinds tyve ("half third times 20" or 2½x20). The number 70 is 3½x20, and 90 is 4½x20."
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>>146876665
Shit's bananas. You're better off not being exposed to it.
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>>146865918


we dont need waifus we have Franze
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>>146876665
It's not that bad, it's just that 50, 70 and 90 are called something retarded due to old counting units.
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>>146878551
He looks like utter shit mate
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>>146878551
and Deathclaw and Sigvald

no homo
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>>146878363
The fuck. Denmark you crazy.
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>otomo
>manage to screw up my first few turns, wasting time losing an recapturing a province from the ouchi
>get some priests and spawn rebels out of the ass in their provinces
>how do you like that, buddhist fucks
>suddenly, shimazu declares war and marches his stack into my territory on the first turn
>3 generals, 3 light cav, 5 yari samurai, 3 samurai archers and a shimazu katana samurai
>all I've got is my two generals, 4 yari ashigaru, 2 ashigaru archers and 4 imported matchlocks
>Had a battle a few turns back where I lost because the matchlocks wouldn't fire, because of a small bump in the terrain
>Really dreading my chances
>mfw we proceed to completely slaughter their army

Everything went better than expected. All of their generals are dead, all of their samurai are dead and barely any of their units made it into the castle. Looks like I underestimated the matchlocks a lot. I feel like I'm going to get suprised more often in my journey to spread the word of god.
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>>146878713
Can't be worse than the French.
Either way it probably made loads of sense back in the day when they used whatever base they used, people just aren't used to it / doesn't mesh well with the decimal system. I mean I bet Babylon's base 6-10-60 looks stupid too.
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>>146878551
>Warhammer MMO collectors edition ca me with a graphic novel
>It featured Karl without his helmet
He had beautiful hair, but I can't find my copy.
Found a page online though, with a rare Karl.
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So when BESTMEN become DLC, what unique faction mechanics do you think they'll have?

I'm hoping they get something like a huge ambush success rate, or being able to be in the ambush stance, and still initiate battles and move around the map normally
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>>146879856
they can only settle in forest, have a natural 75% chance to ambush, have a "underway" mechanic working in forest

probably a horde faction, maybe making chaos corruption but less than normal chaos
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>>146879376
>Blocking an axe that size with a stick

SUPERIOR EMPIRE WOOD

VARNISHED A MIRRION TIMES
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>>146880217
Halberdiers have some pretty decent melee defense, my dude.
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>>146879856
Vanguard deployment on all of their units
every single one
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>>146872458
>food why the fuck isn't it factionwide?
during the time period attila is set in most long range trade had collapsed
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when is the FUCKING PATCH
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>want to resume my old legendary nagaoka campaign
>it's saved on a siege defense
>it crashes on load every time, and it's the only save I've got
This is why I don't like legendary.
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>>146880581
They probably will. They'll have no artillery or ranged units so they'll need a gimmick to offset that.

Not unprecedented, like the Celts from Attila.
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So how are you supposed to use vanguard deployment? It seems like anything that has it is too weak to really do a whole lot on their own, and obviously you cant have any units to back them up. Is it for lore purposes / tabletop mechanic? For example many "skirmisher" units have the vanguard ability but they don't have any ranged so they just kinda get swarmed and did little to no damage while taking up a slot in your army.
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>>146880604
yesterday
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>>146880597
Then what are trade agreements you can have all over the world.
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>>146880581
Don't the Hattori come with this aswell?
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>>146869032

Gnoblars aren't THAT bad though, they're a step up from goblins.
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>>146880916
I guess they didn't want to go as far as to block off all long range trade

I was just giving a historical reason for a dumb feature desu
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>>146880597
Because the Roman Empire was collapsing and security had disappeared with it. There is literally no good reason African grain couldn't be transported to Rome - in fact, that's exactly what fucking happened right up until the end.
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>>146881220
>in fact, that's exactly what fucking happened right up until the end.

Imagine you're a roman during that time. Actually witnessing the end of the greatest empire there ever was.
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>>146881556

it's kinda like being an American now
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>>146881648
Or an old brit.
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>>146881648
>American
>Great Empire
I'm a burger and I don't believe it. We started as peasants and grew fat on the fact that we were half a world away from everyone else then bitchslapped and backstabbed everyone, and now we interfere in the world's business and generally mess things up for everyone (see the muslim tide spawning directly from us meddling in the middle east, extremist SJWism spawning somewhat from anti-nazi / anti-commie propaganda, etc) because we're afraid of losing our privileged spot in the world.
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>>146879856
Unique shitting mechanic which makes it impossible to resettle a settlement razed by the Beastmen because they smeared shit on everything
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>>146881074
>a step up from goblins

Gnoblars are worse than gobbos though.
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>>146881843

>Afraid of losing our priveleged spot.

Right. Because the rest of the western world is just waiting for the right moment to start funding their own military production and put us out of business.
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>>146882162

They're bigger and more formidable, just less vicious and batshit crazy. They should at least break less easily.
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>>146880840

at this point I just assume most mechanics from attila/rome 2 were just test runs for the mechanics in TWWH
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>>146881843
>now we interfere in the world's business and generally mess things up for everyone because we're afraid of losing our privileged spot in the world.

That's basically what being an empire involves.

If it's any consolation, we gave one of the most populous and ancient civilisations in the world to a private company to run for profit, invaded one of the only successful east African kingdoms and caused it's ruler to an hero because he jailed a British official and accidentallied most of the Boer population trying to suppress their rebellion.

Your stuff is relatively minor by comparison.

In a hundred years, nobody will care.
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>T3 Alani cataphracts charge full force into my T2 Auxillia Lanciarii and only kill 7 men before getting obliterated
You guys weren't kidding about FotE
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I tried playing Jutes, but when I realized they have an absolute shit roster aside from the Huscarls, I want to play something else.

What do I play as, /twg/? Who has the most fun campaign?
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>>146882181
If we aren't afraid of losing our privileged spot, then I have no idea why the fuck we're meddling in shit around the world. It's literally because we don't want to lose our sphere of influence in the modern sense. While Europe seems to be grudgingly accepting of the fact that we're subsidizing their military (which coincidentally keeps them more or less helpless against us - not a big problem in their eyes though), we stick our hands into the middle east and Asia and only manage to fuck things up
Why did we stir the ME? Half of it was friendly towards us before, now almost all of it hates us. Why did we stop Japan from joining China's bank, it's a fucking bank? Why do we continually push Japan away from making up with China, when China's government keeps pushing for it?

>>146882635
I don't think the British Empire is a superbly good thing either, but the (modern) American Empire it seems failed to do much of any sort of uplifting in relevant places and we stir up a bunch of shit for no real reason, not even our own profit. I still don't understand why we did anything to Egypt.
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>>146882597
You're getting confused with Hobgoblins, Warhammer's Not!Mongols.

Gnoblars are smaller, weaker, more cowardly and less intelligent than Goblins.

Ogres just prefer them because they're tastier and won't give you a bad trip from second-hand shroom ingestion.
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>>146882789

Vandals for sweet sacking goodness
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>>146879856
A large chunk of their features will be derived from Warriors of Chaos (which is to be expected considering the two used to be the same faction). You'll get your horde mechanics as the lore states they do not build cities and encamp just to raid the surrounding area (sound familiar?).

On the map Beastmen should be able to out-move anyone (especially in forests due to the Beast-paths). There might be a lack of discipline mechanic akin to the Greenskins that will force you to be agressive, pro-active, and war-like. Maybe even get a WAAGH army but instead called "Brayherds".

Pretty much I would expect or like to see Beastmen be Greenskins meets Chaos in an unholy matrimony of thoughtless bloodlust and reckless infantry with some demonic influences.
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>>146881843

I've come to accept the fact that without the US super-military and world police Europe would be a Russian vassal state.

These socialist cucks I'm suppose to call neighbors have a military made out of glue and string.
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>>146882883

oh shit you're right, nvm
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>>146882789
Danes. Sail to med, raid the shit out of everyone.

Get rich and laugh because none of them can get to your lands or defeat you at sea.
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>>146883174
I just don't fucking get it why can't people focus on improving their own shit instead of trying to expand everywhere
I mean I know this is a stupid place to say in Total War general of all places but I'm convinced Military Alliance / NAP / Trade Agreement globally would be superior in every form to a 100% unified empire
The people as a whole will never learn to accept people of different cultures in a healthy manner, but leaders aren't cut from the same cloth as leaders as a whole, and they're the ones negotiating tech agreements and shit.
Fuck human nature why can't we just all work together ;_;
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>>146883463

We can work together. A common language, culture and heritage will prevent wars and conflict.

The problem in Europe is that the Muslims aren't becoming Europeans, they're taking the Middle East to Europe. And no one will defend their culture.
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>>146879856

Crazy charge bonuses on infantry. Beastmen in blood bowl get +1 str on a blitz.
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Is it worth it to move the Nanban port as Otomo in order to get the accuracy buff? If yes, when should I expect to be able to do it without getting fucked over?
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>>146882789

>this was back when they didn't just cycle Ragnar between states of anger and madness and he was actually happy to explore

Vikings went so bad in mid-season 3/season 4.
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>>146883687
Well yeah, that's how Rome got fuckhuge wasn't it
"Here, come to the richest, most prosperous and safest place you've ever fucking seen...as long as you agree to be Roman and act like one of us."
They were actually superior enough to pull it off too, same shit China pulled during it's high tide and America did
But the thing is people nowadays don't integrate, and more than that even if they act like you, looking different adds just a little prejudice which can make a world of difference during times of social unrest. That's why a bunch of tiny nations all allied and working together for a greater purpose makes more sense, imo, than one big one not that they'd ever get over their petty disputes
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>>146883174
>I've come to accept the fact that without the US super-military and world police Europe would be a Russian vassal state.
Jesus lmao
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>>146807316
Nerve gas.
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>>146884051

Actually no. The Roman Empire collapsed because they didn't enforce their culture/language on others. The French Empire did this better. Everything was done in French so if you didn't learn French you couldn't trade.

>>146884061

>NHS Spending - £120 billion
>UK Military Spending - £45 billion

I wish I was kidding.
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>>146884051
That's why we need to colonise Mars.

Once the threat of interplanetary war looms, we'll get peace on Earth as everyone unites to hate Martians instead.
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>>146884578

i thought the Roman Empire died because of a long line of shitty Leaders and barbarian invasions from all sides.
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>>146884578
We spend 2% of our GDP on defence and have nukes. We've got no existential military threats to our borders.

The USA's defence spending in excessive, Europe's is normal, not the other way around.

You 'garrison' the EU to maintain your influence there, not to protect it, the Russian Armed Forces haven't been capable of rolling over Europe since the collapse of the USSR.
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>>146884767

Rome was a super power bruv. It collapsed from the inside out.
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>>146884883

Maybe. But big daddy USA doesn't have carrier battle groups all over the planet for laughs.
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>>146884578
>The Roman Empire collapsed because they didn't enforce their culture/language on others
It collapsed because they ran out of money and that idiot granted citizenship to everyone, when citizenship had someone strict requirements and loads of benefits as an incentive to become a 'roman' and build random public works >for free

>>146884767
That's part of it.

>>146884597
Sometimes I think a simple tribal life would legit be better. Like, I know there's all sorts of modern conveniences, but if there were some way to keep those conveniences without all the political bullshit and powerstruggles between leaders...

>>146884885
The barbarian invasions were a big part of it since it essentially forced them to keep a huge border army in times it simply didn't have the treasury for it, and once they invaded shit really went to town because Rome simply couldn't deal with so much with an overstretched bureaucracy, budget, and administrative system, not to mention the bullshit of senators and fucking Honorius
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>>146884578
>Civilisations for hundreds of years after the fall of Rome speak Latin and attempt to be as Roman as possible
>The Roman Empire collapsed because they didn't enforce their culture/language on others.

American history 'education' detected.

I bet you believe illegal immigration brought about the collapse too.
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>>146831776

Almost finished my Empire campaign. What next?
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>>146884578
European nations have small armies because NATO is powerful enough to deal with any emerging threat.
If Germany alone spent as much GDP% on the defence budget as the UK does %-wise, it would already be have a military budget around 140% of the Russian budget.
Combine that with German engineering which has already made their military hardware highly demanded around the globe, and you have a country that, on its own, would be able to scare Russia into not fuckign shit up.
The United Kingdom and France are already great military powers, with blue water navies and nuclear arsenals.
Plus, many of the major European countries, but primarily Germany, are so vitally important to the already weak Russian economy, that any attempt at aggression toward them would be absolutely catastrophic for the Federation.

Inform yourself.
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>>146884578
>The Roman Empire collapsed because they didn't enforce their culture/language on others.

you are very wrong, WRE collapsed because of a variety of reasons: the great migrations triggered by the huns, the weak economy as all trade and the money it brings left with the ERE, the sheer size and the logistical nightmare of the empire, the halted expansion meant that they had no good sources of slaves and plunder, but they still had to keep a huge army to protect their borders from the many enemies they had, the rebellions of the mistreated foederati, a string of incompetent emperors who cared more about their birds then the empire, the praetorians who constantly played the pick an emperor game, and the soldiers who were far more loyal to their generals than the the state and more
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>>146885138
>if there were some way to keep those conveniences without all the political bullshit and powerstruggles between leaders...

Unfortunately there really isn't, the wealth and technological development we enjoy is ultimately dependant on the same complex, overpopulated societies we reeeee against. I know that feel though, techno-tribalism always looks so appealing in fiction.

I guess if you had a single machine capable of producing a large variety of advanced technology from really common resources, like a 'Matter Converter', you could manage it, but that's essentially magic.
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Is there a mod out there that changes the way player controlled artillery works to something more suitable? I want to control the arc of the weapon instead of pointing it directly at something like a direct fire weapon. I realise that this would make player controlled artillery ridiculously OP, but I don't care. I just want to meme on people from hundreds of meters away and target every last building in a settlement.
(Attila, btw)
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>>146885349
Not him but I'm pretty sure neither France nor the UK actually knows how to make nukes, they get Americans or Chinks to make it for them (since I know for a fact the Chinks have their own model of the H-bomb independent from both Russians and Americans)

>>146885541
Technology once sufficiently advanced is indistinguishable from magic :^) I want it ;___;
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>>146885349

>UK military
>being worth anything

Mate, we've got missiles falling off planes in Cyprus. Like, just falling off them.

https://www.rt.com/uk/273862-raf-brimstone-missiles-fall/
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>>146885651
>The advanced missiles, which cost £105,000 each, are thought to have become detached after a restraining bracket was damaged during a rough landing with poor visibility.

Holy shit your logistical engineers are garbage.
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>less than 10 turns into the game
>fucker pops out of nowhere with a full stack of shit i can't fight against
>sieges

What the fuck is this shit.
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>>146885651
>rt
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>>146885812
It's more the fact there isn't nearly enough of the technicians so they're all doing four men's jobs, and the Tornado fleet is old as fuck now and the MoD won't pay for replacement parts so equipment gets used well beyond it's official end-of-life.

Par for the course though, throughout it's history, Britain repeatedly cuts it's military again and again, until it's barely functional, then some major defeat or sudden enemy lights a fire under the political class and they pour money on it to get it into fighting shape again.

It's dumb and wasteful but the British don't like their Army so it's how things are.
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>>146886158
The Geats? Geats have easily twice your income as Danes because of >city.
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>>146886249

>but the British don't like their Army

Not true. The British love their armed forces, the politicians, especially the more socialist leaning ones hate it because they represent national pride.

A lot of our national events/ceremonies are military ones.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EA6zxj2e-U
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>>146885651

Now, if you had been part of the EU - that wouldn't have happened.
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>>146886249
The British strength is SF anyways.
Leave airforce to the French and Germans.
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>>146886474

Nah. I think they're called Rugians? Fuck if I know, I've barely played anything but sand niggers.
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>>146886474
saxons
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>>146886630

>EU Army

Not on my watch you cuck.
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>>146886630
>EU
>an army
They don't even have a central government.

>>146886773
>>146886774
Both of those have a city iirc and the Rugians (if you're playing vanilla) have the unfortunate advantage of not using Nordic Bands.
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>>146886792
>>146886885
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>>146886602
The general public hate squaddies. They might wear a help for heroes wristband but they'll protest if barracks was being built nearby, if they see a guy with a regimental tat in a pub, it'll get labeled a 'squaddie pub' and looked down on.

Bars and clubs still ban soldiers from entering. It's got a bit better in recent years due to the media promoting the 'poor ol' tom betrayed by gubment' imagery and charities highlighting wounded veterans but ask the general public if they want more spent on the armed forces over stuff like the NHS, pensions, schools, roads, Welsh language promotion.

The armed forces are fucking low down on that list.

The British like the idea of their armed forces, because everyone feels safer when they think their proverbial 'rough men' are rougher than everyone elses, but in terms of actually wanting it around in times of peace? Not so much.

Ask any British soldier, especially one who's been to the USA to see the comparison, see if they think the British love their armed forces.
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>>146883463
>I know this is a stupid place to say in Total War general of all places
are you new?
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>tfw you wound mannfred and heinrich in your first battle you play against VC
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>>146887410
Not at all, I just think it's ironic to preach peace in [Total War] general, not that people don't do that all the time already.
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>Beastmen will tear your imperial asshole in less than 1 month

what a time to be alive
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>>146886602
I WENT into a public 'ouse to get a pint o' beer,
The publican 'e up an' sez, " We serve no red-coats here."
The girls be'ind the bar they laughed an' giggled fit to die,
I outs into the street again an' to myself sez I:
O it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' " Tommy, go away " ;
But it's " Thank you, Mister Atkins," when the band begins to play
The band begins to play, my boys, the band begins to play,
O it's " Thank you, Mister Atkins," when the band begins to play.
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>>146887374

Well argued chum.

I love them if that counts for anything. I wish this country regarded it's own armed forces with the same love and esteem that the US does.
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>People trying to argue that the Roman Empire collapsed because of a single reason.

Toppest of keks
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>>146887374
Well they're not wrong
Having armed forces in times of relative peace is a complete waste of money, it's only there because if you start building when shit's already hitting the fan it'll be too late. If you could spend 0 euros on military shit and be at no risk of invasion or whatever, I bet everyone would in a heartbeat.
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>>146887374
>the NHS, pensions, schools, roads
All of these are more important than the size of the armed forces, if you can get away with a small sized army, which the UK can.
Mistreating your troopers is fucking disgusting though.
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>>146887556
The celestial college is asking for the source for further studies, citizen
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>>146887998
A screencap from some poor man's phone? If you're asking about the hentai itself I don't know, I don't watch hentai, I read it.
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>>146887616
I really hope the big update involves FLC Brets, Wood Elves, and Beastmen. Without Elfs to butcher and Waystones to defile into Herdstones its a huge chunk missing to a proper Beastmen campaign.

>Witnessing a Minotaur charge animation with them lowering their horns in an eviscerating goring frenzy
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>>146888228
Is that a beastman with a shoddy gun in the background? Do beastmen use guns?
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>>146888518
pic is from guild wars 2
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>>146888228
Beastmen Race Pack first
Then Athel Loren Campaign Pack second.
Breotnnia will come later.
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>>146888518
>Do beastmen use guns?

they still struggle to make round wheels
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>>146888228
>tfw the only good thing about GW2 was the artwork
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First time committing any real time to a total war with warhams
Aside from hammer and anvil what other tactics are "smart" enough for the ai to fall for?
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>>146888629
In Rome 2 they would release a few factions via a campaign pack, also CA has said there will be challenge campaigns. A forest challenge campaign would be a fun way to get both in there but I don't really care as long as they do get in there at this point.
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>>146889514

Hammer and Anvil is the most efficient, just use that.
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>>146889514
Ambush stance is your friend.
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>>146889514
Rolling the carpet.
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So weird vampire/invocation of Nesh realization for campaign. It revives up to the number of men that the unit started with. So it's better to combine units to have less units with more undead in them.

Not exactly an issue a majority of the time given raise dead but worth pointing out.
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>>146889514
Depends on race ass they all kind of have their own niche.

Vamps bog down higher tier units with zombos and skellies while monsters and cav take out the weak ones and wrap up the flanks.

Dwarves just camp with a shit ton of archers and meaty front liners but really get shit on by skirmishes or any cav if they don't fight in the underway.

Empire just has generally strong units, along with Chaos.

Orcs really kinda funky as you can play them a number of ways but the best way is to meat grinder your units.
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>page 10

goodbye /twg/
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>>146890361
>no dlc
>no update
>no gaem
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>>146890361
We had a good run
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>>146890361
DLC and patch for warhammer in the next thread!
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