/tf2g/ - Team Fortress 2 General

upcoming patch notes leaked

http://pastebin.com/pY7FydMR

human's asshole also leaked

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Post Medics for the 142rd time

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http://www.tf2outpost.com/user/234042

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>>146720595

>>146720624
Hey, I loved the Disney Bootlegs video, too

>>146720163
Update tonight.

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how the fuck does the snipers rifle hold over 20 bullets???????????

>>146721060
It's a video games, that's how.

>>146721060
you have to explain the scattergun first

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>>146721060
how the fuck does the scout scattergun barrel hold 38 shells?

>>146721516
What records did you have your eyes on?

>>146721060
why does the demoman only reload 4 pipes of the 6 his grenade launcher has?

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first for platonic friendship

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>>146721569

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so what am i supposed to do with all these now

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>>146721658
The demolitions man is a drunkard. DRUNKARD!

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>still playing TF2
>not playing the superior Battleborn

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>*Rocket jumps behind you*

haha! maggot where do you think you're going?

ive been waiting a long time for this...

>*loads the original*
>*tips gunboats*
>*Shoots your feet/ground*

heh.. nothen personall, maggot

>>146722132
nice post

>can't open these 2013 winter crates that are sitting in my backcpack

wtf valve

>>146721060
It doesn't though.

Sniper chambers a round after every shot.

The question is where does Sniper keep all the bullets since unlike the Meet the Sniper video, he doesn't pull them out of his clothes. He just awkwardly jiggles the lever if you watch him from the side.

>>146722132
Is the soldier a smoker canon?

stay
safe /tf2g/

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>*double jumps behind you*

haha! moron where do you think you're going

ive been waiting a long time for this...

>*reloads scattergun*
>*tips lime green cosmetic*
>*shoots your torso*

heh.. nothen personall, moron

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>>146722132
>soldier smoking a cigarette like some kind of sissy

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>>146722753
>>146722132
STOP IT

chile strong

>>146722618
if you put a very high weapon viewmodel you can see the soldier actually has a rocket always levitating ready to be loaded
also a very awkward left hand position when using the original

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>*teleports behind you*

haha! son where do you think you're going

ive been waiting a long time for this...

>*erects sentry*
>*hits sentry*
>*rancho relaxos*

heh.. nothen personall, son

i have opened ~150 tf2 crates and never had an unusual

why

>>146723262
>he fell for the gambling meme

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>*walks towards you*

hoho! mmph mmp mmmph mmph mmmph


mmph mmph mpph mmmmph mmph mmph...

>*uses flamethrower*
>*is too far away so nothing happens*
>*keeps using flamethrower*

heh... mmmph mmmph, mmph

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>>146723048
>>146722753
>>146722132

>>146723403
thanks reddit

>>146723262
i have never opened a crate and i have 5 unusuals

>>146723262
Why are you looking to uncrate an unusual? Unless it's first gen effect bullshit good luck selling it

>>146723262
kids shouldn't be allowed to gamble

>>146722750
He was smoking a cigar in the Mann versus Machine trailer.

Which is coming out first, Mayann or Competitive?

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>>146725243
Mayann I hope but probably competitive. One of the notes in the change log mentioned internal changes and I'm guessing that's in preparation for competitive.

>>146725447
Yeah, I suppose. No other update needed internal changes before it hit, I believe. Also hoping for Mayann

What the fuck is Mayann?

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>>146726283
mayan-themed community update

>>146726371
>more cosmetic shit
who cares

>>146726371
can't wait for it to be delayed due to in fighting

>>146726371
why
the artstyle is dead, but this is beating a dead horse

>>146726371
Why is soldier on there twice?

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=658894010
>no weapons besides crappy looking melees that will become reskins anyway
>this is what /tf2g/ is hyped for nowadays

>>146726467
>he's anti cosmetics

fucking grandad leave

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>>146727004
>literally just sticks with spikes
wow!!!

>Wanting ugly cosmetics more than balance/optimization

>>146727289
The Boston Basher already exists, though.

>>146727004
>tf2g is one person
none of these items are even remotely tf2 related either

>>146727004
I'm not hyped for the weapons, some of the cosmetics look nice though. This would have been better as a filler update in something like march or april though.

>>146727357
those are mayan weapons you half a tard pamper wearing brony

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>matchmaking

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>Team Fortress 2

>>146730232
prove it

>sappers can now crit and random crit
>engineer has to be already hitting the building, otherwise it goes down immediately
>make some additional balance changes to buildings and sappers

y/n?

>>146729269
>Gods bliss rancho relaxo
damn straight

>>146730476
No. Spy is not the engineer's counter, he's just there to be mildly helpful when the demo/soldier nukes everything.

http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=2477&p=7

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>>146730923
>posted on 2009
>when we started working on TF2, 22 years ago

holy lel

>>146730923
>The second was whether you felt you were actually engaged with the person who killed you. Dying to someone you weren't engaged with, especially when you were already engaged with someone else, was aggravating. Even worse was dying to someone who you couldn't have engaged with, even if you chose to. In that case, you're very unlikely to believe you could have done anything differently to survive.

And that's why I love killing people with stickies they can't avoid. Heh get fucked.

>>146731782
you can totally avoid stickies if you have half a brain

>>146732038
Not when I hide them from sight they can't.

>>146732209
>know enemy team structure
>listen to demo reloading stickies
>let some other noob walk first
>know all alternate routes
>expect where stickies might be placed

even if you do blow them up once, there is no way you'll get a good player again with a sticky trap

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>>146732209
>about to walk around a corner
>shoot rocket at the floor
>stickybombs fall on the ground
oh

>>146731180
they actually started working in TF2 in like 1998 lol
still a damn long time, considering the TF team didnt even work at valve at that point
>[Slick] I heard somewhere DustBowl is 3 separate maps in one, where the actions on one map affect another in the future. This has been a highly talked about feature for TF2, is this another test of TF2 technology or was this always possible with TF's map code?
>[Robin Walker] Dustbowl is a single map.
>mfw they had the idea for multi-stage maps before the turn of the century
Read more: https://www.quaddicted.com/webarchive/www.planetfortress.com/interviewsPF/robin053100.shtml

>>146732726
that looks so fucking awesome tbqh
please tell me how to do it

>be on pub
>guy starts talking to me
>wonder who the fuck he is
>keeps saying my name is familiar to him
>my steam is literally a 4 letter word
>uh ok
>stomp server
>leave
>he adds me later
>not a single message since

w-what do

do i just remove him

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Well well welly well well

>>146733334
I guess you could say something to them. Worse that could happen is he says something back. Actually, that's better than nothing. Saying anything would be better than nothing. Yeah.

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>>146733590
Will he ever stop being a source of entertainment?

/tf2g/ how do I make longer webms under 3MB without making it look like ass

>>146733735
Geel : carpet consider uninstalling tf2
carpet_salesman : geel consider u are baed
carpet_salesman : lol
carpet_salesman : loser

>>146733887
make it smaller

>>146733590
>93 fps
tell that kike to demand some optimization next time he has lunch with his gay buddies at Valve

>>146733653
thanks
ill try doing that tomorrow

sup /tf2g/
looking for fashion advice
since i play soldier almost exclusively, i want a decent unusual. what hat would you pair with a Fancy Dress Uniform and a Medal?

>>146734836
Nothing

The more hats you add, the more shit it looks

There are some cosmetics that look infinitely times better if left unpaired

>not serving your cat a cute little plate of food for his birthday

>Only serving your cat food on it's birthday and not every single day of the year

Fucking disgusting

are enough people up right now for a raffle?

yep

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Night night, kids

Yes
Post raffu

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Someone go buy it please

manndarin
point blank kills
victory kills
low health kills

>>146735869
lol
shouldnt have jewed out on ¢50 like that

>>146734939
if the generic soldier helmet didnt look so shitty, I might be inclined to agree with you.

>>146736015
Stock soldier is best soldier. What are you smoking?

>>146735779
fuck you too

>>146736078
ok friendo :^)

>>146736015
stock soldier or soldier stash looks pretty good imo

>TFW 4 killstreak with only 1 kill
God damn DR spies. They never realize you can hear them decloak.

I miss the old Dead Ringer

I miss the old Black Box

i miss human

I miss the old Techies

i miss the old Backburner and Degreaser
>>146736795
whats that

>>146736905
>whats that

dota 2 hero

an annoying piece of shit that lays mines. basically changed the way everyone was playing. I liked playing him

if TF2 went back to the items and stats right before the Uber update (meet the medic, F2P) there would barely be any weapon bans needed
y/n ?
crit-a-cola is the only one that comes to mind as being heavily disruptive

also i find it kind of funny that they did this right when TF2 went F2P
>Added "A,W,S,D" movement instruction to Soldier training

>>146733590
>rap god mitch

what is with all the white faggots with names like this on tf2???????

I miss having fun playing tf2

>>146737298
They want to be black because black guys are gangsta.

When the update will drop?

>>146737215
Dont worry they might balance the game better now, see how in Dota 2 they are picking 100 heros out of 110. Thats something big taking in account that Dota is complicated.

>>146738208
see
>>146720972

If i post that the pyro has more voice acting than the entire OW roster i can trigger /v/?

HOW TO FIX TF2
>snipers can no longer one-shot bodyshot medics
>crit a cola is reverted back to giving and taking mini crits
>dead ringer no longer gives a speed boost upon activation, no longer removes burning
>ambassador headshot damage decreased
>degreaser afterburn nerf reverted
>Heavy minigun damage up, sandvich can be thrown as a large health kit again
>Short Circuit now uses metal at a rate of 75/second
>Shortstop reload speed ungutted
>Concheror regen decreased to +2

anything i missed?

>>146738681
Nah no is already to late, they drop updates in the afternon and not after 11pm.

Does anyone play this or is it still just faggots trading hats all the time? I want to play some heavy.

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anyone have dead by daylight??

im thinkin about picking it up

>>146739730
/pdg/ here.

Never buy anything by Starbreeze and friends (including OVERKILL, and LionGameLion).

You will regret it.

>>146739816

okay damn, thanks for the heads up :)

>>146739653
literally every single one of the 39,993 players playing this game are traders, yes

>>146739816
It will be fun at first. Then you get to see them run it into the ground with DLC

>>146739816
>>146740089

kinda like payday 2, eh?

>>146740082

I honestly wouldn't doubt it.

Also, heard a few months ago Highlander is pretty much dead. True?

if they got all the original voice actors in studio what are some commands they should add

something like this

>Sniper Ahead
>Trap Ahead
>Enemy Übercharge Deployed

>>146740514
OUT OF AMMO

>>146740514
A Retreat! voice command should work well.

>>146740514
>Sorry!

>>146740514
add floating icons to the 'need a dispenser/teleporter/sentry' calls like they have with "Medic!"
maybe an exclamation mark for "Help!"

Ideally, add new voice lines for certain commands under different conditions, similarly to how "Help!" when near an objective will change the line.
"Help!" while using a partner taunt will say something like "Don't leave me hanging!" or "Everybody join in!"
Asking for a building while looking at an Engineer will have a different line, and if the Engineer already has that building constructed will say something like "Move your teleporter forwards!"

>>146740996
they already have "Incoming!"

>>146733887
500x350 or along those lines it's ok.
Speed it up a little bit or make cuts.
Hope you are using webm for retards

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help with naming my strange shotgun /tf2g/ pls

>>146742917
the overwatch gun

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When the medkit hits hard

>>146742917
Shelly

>>146742917
Reflect this

>>146743508
t. projectile main

>>146742917
Pyro killer

does valve not feed the scout voice actor anymore

That's a good name. I like that name.
>>146743508

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>tf2

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>you will never have space hamster hammy

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>>146744601
Are you serious? Scout and Spy are the most available voice actors. Hence their prominence in Expiration Date and how often they've received new voice lines.

Sniper as well as Heavy/Demoman are the dead VAs. Demo doesn't even have MvM lines.

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>>146744840
Sucks I guess, the dream of a Saturday morning cartoon is slowly slipping.

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You better watch out
You better not cry
Better not pout
I'm telling you why
The patch is coming tonight

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Hats that shouldn't exist

http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=22621

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when you MUST, under ALL CIRCUMSTANCES, KILL

>>146747447
>not an update post
Son, I am dissapoint.

today is the day?

>>146740514
This

>>146749660
no today is monday

today is the monday

good tf2 post

>>146746016
venture bros is a neat show

>>146751078
brock is my role model

>>146750550
this is savage

>>146720163
i am going to play tf2 and eat cheeseburgers all day

god bless america

im going to eat chicken and play overwatch all day

>>146750550
t. barkley mad that viva btfo'd him

out of my near 5K hours ive spent 2.5K hours in valve pubs

what will happen to the mm tickets now

>>146753721
converted to something else or deleted

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ayy lmao post good skins

pic related

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>>146754024
best demo skin

>>146753040
adleast i had chiggen :-DDD

>>146754807
Le roy jinkans xD

>>146754178
i had that and sold it
i dont have viewmodels on anyway

does my tf2gfu really like me

>>146758173
yes

I'm calculating a 33.3% repeating of course chance of survival

update in 3 hours

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>>146758776
thanks mate

Will tf2 still be popular in 4 years?

>>146758973
hopefully not so valve can drop it and start TF3 without the hat shitters complaining

>>146759129
What will my 1000$ bp be worth in 4 years

>>146759183
Depends what you put your money in and what happens to the landscape.
Global Thermonuclear War? Won't even exist.
TF2 becomes the system that the entire world works through and you've got the most prestigious hats? You're rich, brother.

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>guy calls me no-lifer for my amount of lobbies played
>he has 4000 more hours in the game than me

mfw i

>>146758973
TF2 has been in "development" on and off in one way or the other since it was announced in 1998
9 years since the start of development to release
9 years of the game being alive
and with all the years of support and updates id expect it to live even longer

If the comp update doesn't do as amazingly as valve wants it to i can see them handing all future updates over to the community with very minimal involvement.

If you want tf2 to have some form of life blown back into its old abused soul the best thing to do is support the comp update (if it ever comes out that is)

>>146759601
How old is his Steam profile?

how old am i

Go to achievement progress and post your actual valve play time

47

um

>>146760929
158 hours

That doesn't sound right

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>>146761056
it resets when you reset your stats

i think

>>146760372
3 years
mine is 6 i think

you are all fucking ded

not big surprise

x.x

Been gone from the game for a while. I know its a shitty rip of TF2, but how has Overwatch affected activity in-game?

>>146763789
There's actually been a 10% increase in the number of players the game has had according to some statistics a nerd from r/tf2 posted back when Overwatch came out

>>146764485
http://steamcharts.com/app/440

>>146767534
YOU MADE ME LOOK
YOU MADE ME LOOOOOOOK!

(actually I didn't look)

>>146767972
I did look

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>>146767534
Great Job

>>146768020
did he lie?

>>146768319
Yes.

>>146768346
phew, im glad i didn't get tricked!

*gets tricked*

>>146720315
>The Soda Popper is by far the strongest Scout primary in the game

haha

>>146769571
hence why it is banned in comp

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sooo..... wherer the update at?

im guessing theyll stress test for at least 14 days until they release it

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>>146770894
now

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>>146771174
Where's the guy who posts gore? I think he finally got destroyed. I'll have to replace him, but I don't have any edgy shit on my comp. Hmmm

who the fuck still cares about gore

are you trying to attract more edgelords or smth?

care about me

*bakes you a CAKE*

>>146771832
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZD71JeX4Vk0

>>146772348
you are not me

>not posting the superior version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQp5l4-sfFA

*kisses (You)*

*is kissed*

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>>146738767
good thing your opinion doesnt matter or i would drop this game for good

How many fucking time will the person I'm pocketing walk around a corner right before killing somebody and make me lose the assist? I swear it's the dumbest shit that I have to be literally healing somebody at the very second they get the kill or I get no assists. There should be a 1-2 second grace period where you get the assist anyway, I'm done fucking around trying to heal the person who's gonna get the kill when healing a group of people.

>>146774407
they should make it so the med gets the assist as long the fragger is overhealed

>>146774407
You already have retarded assist priority stop complaining your autismpoints aren't counting.

>>146774557
No other class' primary method of getting points is assists, medic's "assist priority" is completely justified by the fact that the class is literally based around getting them yet the mechanic behind their registration (for medics at least) is fundamentally flawed

>>146774407
brb emailing eric

email me

>>146775495
email?

how much are keys going for rn for paypal and does anyone wanna buy 8 keys for .15 off market price?

>>146777202
~1.80 USD

why is mm pairing me with teammates who have 950 ping

does someone want to give me a beta pass before I off myself

>>146778614
i have 3 give post id

>>146778614
id?

id/sysky

>>146778875
added

id/xionxang

I keep getting beat in mge by people with less hours than me (1400)
why am I not gooder (kill me)

>>146780845
maybe its because they play comp and you play pubs

or its that they play mge all the time

i want to play 6s but i don't want to spend 5 years learning rollouts aaaaa

>>146780935
I play mge a lot and lobbies occasionally
pubs once in a blue moon
i must be naturally shit (just)

add me on bnet

Tiger#1316

>>146781234
wrong thread asshat

>>146781145
if you want to win i'm total trash
id?

>>146781358
nope i dont think so

>>146781234
i dont need bnet friends for anything except watch and learn in hearthstone but ok

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>>146781234
i only add real fraggers

Has anyone else's ping randomly gone through the roof recently? TF2 has been unplayable all day and everything else runs fine.

>>146781360
no that'd be really sad
I beat the guy that beat the guy that beat me though, so I'm feeling pretty okay

It's just those fucking alt account faggots that have the world's most intense need to demonstrate how many cocks they can suck in one round by tryharding as much as possible
fucking Morbidly Gay Edgelords

im really sad

>>146781789
same here yes
doesn't happen when i play anything else

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>>146781680

you FOOL i am the #1 fragger

https://twitter.com/TeamFortress/status/699421165954211844

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dont be sad

>>146782661
don't worry he's a big guy

>>146782742
for memes

>>146782661
he kills her thousands of times every day

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>>146782661
>i have a right to treat any patient i want first

who made this

>>146783585
cute

>Kill two useless boxtrot spies constantly
>Team scramble comes up
>They're calling me "that tryhard demo" in voice chat
>Votekick them both
>No one votes no
People who use tryhard as an insult should be lynched.

>>146783832
>responding to them by trying to kick them
just play the game as if it's tdm, that's how I stay sane while playing

>>146783913
Votekicking them is the best thing to do, because no one besides actual friendlies actually likes friendlies.

>>146784041
yeah but do you expect other people to care? they'd probably just side with them anyway because everything is a hugbox these days

>>146784116
that's not true *hugs you*

>>146784116
It's a 50/50. Sometimes they complain that they're not idle, but some other times it goes through when I mention that they're being a friendly pos in chat.

to be honest i try my best to leave friendlies alone but as soon as theres more than two im out of there

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When will then be now?
>soon

Daily reminder to buy my thing on the market.

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R.I.P. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jv2gSY7QB4

daily reminder to kill all

Who?

>>146786312
;_;7

>>146786135
I'll never be able to buy an unusual safe n sound because of the retards who base this shit on something the guy said a while ago

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>>146722132
>>146723387
t o p

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>>146786929
I've got a dead pres safe n sound you could offer on, add me if you'd like to.

>>146787770
>dead presidents
god no

>>146788081
It satisfies my Duke urge while playing in cl_first_person_uses_world_model 1. I don't have it on any of my sets currently though.

>>146788271
If there was a dead presidents dealer's visor I'd be all over that effect but I'm not a fan of it otherwise
I'm a fan of 'themed' unusuals/hats but unfortunately that seems to attract the jews the most

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>>146788568
Yeah, if you like themes you almost can't help but get a bloody nose. Sometimes you luck upon somebody who doesn't see the connection, and you can pick it up for much less than you think it's worth.
Pretty sure dealer's visor is a promo item for poker night, and can't be unusual.

>tfw the only people selling your dream hat are unusual hoarding jews who want you to overpay like hell for it

only the dead can know peace from this evil

>>146782661
autism

>>146782661
u w0t

>>146781789
yea

>>146790194
what hat

>>146790439
morning glory Armored Authority

>>146790194
At least whoever has yours does want tf2 keys. Guy who has the 1/1 phos stovepipe wants cs:go keys. He doesn't want to take a hit for cashing out his hat to a different currency, and in fact he wants more. I told him that if I was unwilling to do that offer it was highly unlikely that anybody else would... So far he's had it for 7 months since then.

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>>146786312

>>146791015
That's awful. Fucking unusual hoarders, man. They don't realize how utterly unreasonable they are to want the retarded amount of money they do for a hat.

>>146790194
>tfw no one is selling your dream hat
>it's only ever been sold once or twice
>not even a high tier effect/hat

>>146791015
>phos stovepipe
wow it's fucking nothing, why would he expect anything for it?

>>146791015
the exchange rate for csgo operation keys to tf2 keys was 16:17 last time i bought an unusual back in march
a tf2 key plus a ref or two tops

I haven't played since f2p. What has changed?

>TFW I don't give a shit about unusuals and don't have a dream hat
It's a pretty good feel, you should try it out.

i have no cosmetics on any of my classes

>>146791295
Play the game and find out. That or Google. You can't come in after 5 years of not playing and expect a brief summary for a game that has constant updates like this.

>>146720163
where is the update gabe-man

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>>146791220
I think he saw my backpack and decided he could get it out of me. He was wrong.

>>146791250
Yeah, he originally had it on the SCM for like $60, but I didn't have the wallet on me. Turns around and asks for 50 keys cs:go. Pump the brakes, kid.

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tfw no update yet

>>146791250
what hat anon
did you enjoy it
i hope you did

>>146791768
did he turn say anything else after 50 keys?

>>146792221
Nah, I was pretty disgusted at that point so I didn't continue to talk to him.

>this stress test thingy
is there gonna be a calibration system in the final release like doter or does everyone start from the bottom

>>146792221
tf logo copilot
yes
thank you

>>146791456

>constant

LOL

;w;

>>146740514
>Insult player

>>146792992
>take out melee weapon
>C + 2 when marker is on enemy player

>>146792992
That's what taunts are.

i feel like there was a wave of new people coming into the thread since the most recent stress test thing

>>146793079
Taunts are lame

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What mercenary would you get rejected by?

>>146793545
taunts are fun

>>146793582
those are some huge balls

where's the penis tho

>>146793582
i am straight

>>146793623
Your mom was fun last night

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>>146720595

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UPDATE for dota

Have you ever met someone from 4chan?
What was it like?

>>146792572
that's cool
how much was it?

>>146794008
this is cool too

>>146794974
I met basedviva irl

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>>146794974
i've wanted to go to an /o/ meet for a while but they don't happen in yuro land
pic is what an average meet looks like

>>146795154
120 keys

>>146795934
Just set one up next time you're in America. Or organize a Euro one.

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https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/4q59pw/possible_core_class_changes_for_pyro/

>>146794974
A couple of people I've worked around at my college usually browse 4chan. I've spoken to them about what boards they go on, and most of them say they go on /fit/ or /v/.

>>146795753
ew

>>146792530
Calibration is an inevitability. Every other Valve game has it

>>146796883
there isn't enough eu /o/s to get one going
i might be moving to canada soon though so i might be able to finally go to one

>>146793645
scout has a ____???

>MM is still going to ship with no weapon or class restrictions
Ahh yes, the 5 Spies meta is coming.

>>146798701
stack or get rolled is my motto

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZSbc22_9E0

>when the spy saps your sentry

>>146798970
>Trade 5 Spies for 5 /tf2g/ Scouts with Shortstop/CaC

I'm bad at scout.

>>146799206
To be fair 5 Shortstop/CaC Scouts is basically a free win.

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>>146798701
dont diss the 5 spy meta
you need to counter koth engineer somehow

>>146799690
I like your engie loadout

>>146799608
5 saturns with shortstop

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>>146798701
>It's okay! We'll balance weapons so we don't NEED weapon bans!
>Valve STILL hasn't figured out that the sandman and crit-a-cola are both fucked

>>146800730
Free Death Merchant

*ums*


um

shut up BITCH

:x

:x O======B

:x=B

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WHERE THE FUCK IS THE UPDATE

what do you even expect
the update is the mm being out of beta

its not going to be much different from the stress test

Also balance changes.

>>146804912
but is not only the mm update, is something else

>>146805024
nah

>>146804069
inside your heart

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>"Big update" is the disgaea hats
Post yfw

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>>146804912
>balance changes
>mm being released
>potential for new content

>>146805147
>valve supporting pedophilia
no chance

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>>146805147

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>disgaea promo
>final stress test
>almost july
this shit has to be coming soon
right?

That's a big update

>>146800775
The best/worst part is that valve admitted the sandman (and natascha) was a mistake.

>>146805758
>Valve says disables in an fps were a mistake because they're unfun to play against even if they're balanced overall
>Blizzard makes Mei

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>>146804912
All I want is optimization.
Optimization for a almost decade old game with gigabytes of cosmetics and unbalanced weapons that ran smoothly before the updates started taking their toll.

As long as lobbies and leauges still exist, I could care less about the matchmaking gamemode in itself.

>>146806054
>and mcrees flashbang
>and earthshaker

>>146806054
>>146806916

and in a completely unsurprising turn of events, valve knows more about shooters than a company that doesn't make shooters.

if valve would stop treating tf2 like abandonware, they'd have the two most successful FPSes out today.

>>146806916
and graviton surge
and Junkrat's trap
and Roadhog's hook
and Symettra's sentries

>>146807131
keep in mind a lot of people defend this and think there's nothing wrong with this