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/csgog/ - Counter-Strike: Global Offensive General:
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2016-06-26 16:35:44
Post No. 146668012
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>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming/
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike
>Competitive News
http://www.hltv.org
>Wiki
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page
>PUG Services
[FREE] http://cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] http://www.faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] http://play.esea.net
>Betting/Trading/Item Related
http://csgolounge.com
http://csgobackpack.net
http://www.gosugamers.net
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics
>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team
>Game Enhancements
http://simpleradar.com/
http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt
>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://docs.livestreamer.io/
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
>Watch this everyday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs [Embed]
>Old Thread
>>146565427
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First.
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Newfriend here. What should I do with cases?
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Is this because of gamma? Will knives go back up in price or is this decrease permanent?
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When was the last time we had a tournament with this blatant cheating? This is getting fucking ridiculous.
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>>146668353
Sell them, it's not worth opening cases ever unless you're a popular youtuber or streamer.
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>>146668503
Stop, it's not even funny, dude.
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alright my dudes will the monkeys or the frogs take this tournament?
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@146668128
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@146668972
nice
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Are NCG and Fragshack the only good dms in NA?
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is finals bo3 or bo5?
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>>146669554
bo3
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@146669281
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BAN ALL THE ANIME
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>>146669368
High roller.
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uhhh....gotards???
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Hmmm 5 togglers vs 1 togglers. I wonder who will win
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>>146669612
fuck that
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>>146670550
Why's there always memers whining about bo3/5. The world cup only uses bo1.
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>>146670365
Stop shilling your twitter
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>>146671117
not relevant
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are our guys g2 gonna win?
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>still can't bet wildfire skines
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>>146671450
you literally lose every bet you make
post your csgolounge record
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>>146671498
dont shoot!
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have G2 officially usurped vp's throne as the "golden rule" holders? because it looks like it
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>>146668650
I open cases regularly. Never got less than a knife.
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>>146671815
fnatic were cocky af
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>>146671538
wow rude
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>>146672614
I'm thinking more of the beating nip as underdogs then losing as overdogs in eleague 2bh
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>>146672717
>3 bets
post them all faglord
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Nice fucking schedule faceit.
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>>146673132
it wont show anymore bets
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>>146674107
go in my profile on csgl and then on the left it says your history
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>>146674228
it still only shows 3 bets. i dunno why
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>>146674228
>63% wr
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when the cringe is too strong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fshQ26LeZoM
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NEXT GAME WHO CAN TOGGLE THE HARDEST
PLACE YOUR BETS LADS
I THINK LUMINOSITY TOGGLED WELL LAST GAME SO I BELIEVE IN THEM ON THE OTHER SIDE G2 HAS SHOX
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>>146674301
how about by your name. it'll say total bets, and bets won, like the anons screenshot.
mines 40 && 47
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>>146674725
yea im looking at the same place and it only shows 3 bets
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>>146674481
tbf at least half of those are from ICBs on super underdogs or inconsistent tier 9999 teams that i rage bet on
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>>146675015
well you're not looking at the right place, next to your profile picture on my account, there's written right there the exact number
unless you've actually only placed 3 bets with your penny skins and are trying to lie your way out of it, which is looking likely at this point
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>>146675739
EXPOSED
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>>146675739
That would still disprove that guy's point about him losing every bet he makes.
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>>146675739
im literally looking at that place and it shows 3 bets. Ive done more then 3 bets but its like a year ago since i last bet. either way if you want to win some skinez bet on g2
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>>146676450
SK*
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SK? more SucK lmao
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ebin rank cam almost as funny as kiss cam :D
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>>146669368
Betting the only skin that I own.
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damn LG vs TSM game 1 was such a steamroll
LG completely disrespected them
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>>146677352
dont do it senpai
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>>146677352
thanks for skine
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>>146677352
>betting the best AK skin
DON'T
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>>146677617
I love the skin but it's just a cosmetic item.
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>>146677352
are you swaying? i might do the same. help
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>>146677927
>are you swaying
No, I'm just hoping that the Brazilians lose.
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i just unboxed this
i know knives can be more than a 100 dollars how much is this worth?
it's my 5th case is it common that i get a knife? ive seen youtubers react crazily over karambits
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>monkeys vs peepoo
What's up with that
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>>146678125
why the hate friend
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>>146677352
you are about to get fucked, you should absolutely never do this, split it into 4 redlines then bet with them, please
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>>146677352
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>>146678257
dont lie that is not yours.
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>>146678257
stick härifrån Sven
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0-4 g2
5-9 lg
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>>146678362
I don't like Brazilians and Russians, they ruin online servers everywhere.
>>146678387
>split it into 4 redlines then bet with them, please
Are you mentally retarded or do you simply lack reading comprehension?
>the only skin that I own.
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>>146678257
>lying on the internet
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>>146678257
This ones only about $10-15 dollars because all the blue you can send it to me for some more cases to get a better knife
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>>146678257
ill buy that for $100 off you right now
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>>146678504
good choice
>>146677352
dont worry senpai you will get many skines back i guarantee it
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>>146678543
whats your tradelink
can i get a karambit for it?
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>>146678537
I mean sell it and buy 3(I misread the price, gomenasai) redlines. then bet the redlines individually on matches. (Although this warning is obviously a tad late)
are you mentally retarded or do you simply lack reading comprehension?
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>>146678537
based
I kinda hope you lose it though, just to laugh at you
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is CSGO dead yet?
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>>146678817
I lose nothing from it, I sold a Souvenir FAMAS Styx last year for about €60
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where's thorin?
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>>146678987
There's nothing to kill it
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>>146679160
in the USA for eleague
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MAPS ARE DUST 2, OVERPASS, AND NUKE
BETTING ALL IN ON G2 BB
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is he an elite analyst?
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>>146679346
they can all still just aimlock through the walls baka
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>>146679263
overwatch is killing it
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>>146679586
overwatch has nothing to do with CS GO, it's like saying DOTA is killing CS
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hopefully LG doesn't cheat this match cuz it's their last match as LG...
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>>146679586
>anime shitters going over to OW
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>d2
g2
>overpass
lg
>nuke
g2
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>>146679880
sure dude, most popular shooter since halo isn't killing this other shooter
OW already competing with LoL in players. When was the last time that happened to csgo?
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greetings it is i the warowl who greets you
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>>146679586
Since Overwatch was released csgo average player count has reduced by less than 2%, I'd say OW has had no effect on csgo.
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>>146680087
yea, csgo has been delcining for a long time
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12 TAPS
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>>146679880
It is killing it just like how yeezy is killing jordan nowadays
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LETS GO G2
CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP
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Dead thread.
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dead "sport"
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>Smithzzz
A fucking god.
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smithzzzzz
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>make a sniper
>call it a pistol
delusional gotards...
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SMITHZ
M
I
T
H
Z
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Dead fucking game
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>those "HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE" signs in the crowd
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>buy guns
>lose
>force pistols
>win
lmmaaaaoooooooooooooo
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neither one of these teams are never ever going to save right
might as well go for the force buy when you know you're going to hit the head lol
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>>146681595
>>146681742
valve is masters of balance
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that was blatant af
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Aimlock: Global Offenders
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>straight outta europe
heh
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That was so fucking retarded.
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>>146682207
>>146682319
What? Who are you talking about?
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>this G2
what the fuck. i thought envyus was supposed to be the good french team.
what happened?
why is shox god mode again?
why is shox suddenly a good IGL?
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okay
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>this game
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holy shit hahahahahaah get rekt favela cunts
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>>146682447
Probably Body through the smoke.
>>146682451
>i thought envyus was supposed to be the good french team.
Envy hasn't been good in a long long time.
>why is shox god mode again?
Toggling from both teams, Shox is one of them.
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>>146682451
x6tence was the problem and dust2 is smithzz only good map
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>>146682465
>>146682468
>>146682451
Let's see how long it takes before LG go for a 'tactical pause'
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>>146678537
>I don't like Brazilians and Russians, they ruin online servers everywhere.
It's weird how the most valuable player in the entire game right now happens to be a white guy from Brazil. And people value him in a way that they would never value the average mudslime Brazilian.
As good as Coldzera is, LG would not be a #1 team without Fallen, the high IQ white guy who had blonde hair as a kid (posted a pic on twitter).
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g2 lg faze and fnatic group gonna be good in next major.
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I wish he would Jam it in me
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>>146682624
When is the next Major?
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>buy pistols
>win
>buy rifles
>lose
um gogurts??
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>>146682558
>Envy hasn't been good in a long long time.
yea but why? they were all top tier players and then one day, or one week, that skill is just gone.
you would expect envyus to gradually weaken but it seems like they collapsed over night.
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>>146682624
Does LG get the spot or do the players take it with them to SK?
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>>146682710
Starts July 5th and ends 10th I think.
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>>146682778
it does, its Cologne
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>>146682762
either everybody else started toggling, or envy lost motivation because they won a major.
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>>146682710
>hltv.org
>>146682771
As long as 3 of the 5 players stay together, the players get to keep their Legends status.
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>>146682623
>white shitposting
>on a counter strike thread
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>>146682953
>natalia posting
>on a counter strike thread
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>>146682953
Not even (intentionally) shitposting. I think about Fallen's contrast with average Brazilians a lot.
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>buy rifles
>lose
>buy pistols
>win
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when are we going to see some pro spinbotting to start the fire?
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is there any hope at all for north america?
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>>146683093
It is just stupid how everyone think Brazil is just a giant Rio de Janeiro.
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>EnVyUs vs. Liquid pick em
who to pick /vg/, i cant decide if s1mple is a meme or not
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>>146683304
lol no, we suck
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BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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g2 or lg better on overpass?
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>>146683304
TSM
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smithzz is an idiot
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>>146683520
LG all the way. It's their steamroll map.
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>>146683330
yes
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>>146683304
le horse team
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>all this blatant cheating
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echofox is NA's last hope
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>>146683606
le three 6 team
le 'only middle' team
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>>146683735
le spainada team
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Go team phonetic,
flusher best ployer in the word. Creamz best entity fagger
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SHOXXXXX
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>>146684128
>fagger
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this game is so close I've been hard the whole time
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>>146684128
skadudio best adoubleUpee
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>>146684336
>>146684296
>>146684128
I LOVE REDDIT
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Best way to learn nade spots?
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Should I sell my AK Vulcan FN? I'm seeing prices drop to even 50 euro. Is this because of the gamma case? Will they go up again? Also same escenario with my 120 huntsman cases
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>tactical pause
shit
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>>146684510
workshop maps
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Who is toggling harder right now?
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>>146684606
yes
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>>146684537
drop was because of steam sale and cologne
prices will only go up in a month or so
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>>146684537
Buy it on the day of the sticker discount (last day of the major). Literally everything drops to peak low because of le stickers.
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>>146684606
the observer camera man
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>>146684407
u envyus because flusher beast ployer, insane flicks and gaymesense
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>>146684716
I LOVE REDDIT!!
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>>146684510
>run around offline map with sv_grenade_trajectory 1 enabled
>find corners you can consistently wedge yourself into, then line up your crosshair with various random textures until you find something that works
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>losing
>toggle
>win
uhhhhhh gotards?
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>the "win round after pause" script again
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>>146684784
upboated
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>>146684637
>>146684672
I'm worried because its the first time this drops that low after like 3 years of steady price.
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pansy is an alcoholic. she is blaming the brazillians for her inability to stop drinking. this is sad and this does not belong on twitter nor is it behaviour that should be considered acceptable from any professional
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ONE TAPS
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>>146683520
g2 bea lg 16-10 on overpass 1 week ago.
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>>146684897
No one cheats or will ever cheat in Counter Strike!
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Liquid lineup is stronger than EnvyUs because of how garbage EnvyUs is nowadays.
With only 1 week of practice Liquid beat G2 on Cobble twice and played Nuke close. However they got smashed on Dust 2.
Maybe this next bootcamp preceding ESL Cologne will change things up even more. I think they'll beat EnvyUs easily.
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>>146685047
i agree we should ban her
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In 2015 scream's career looked dead
How did the madman do it
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>>146685047
wat
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>>146685330
he looked into Odeag stream for motivation
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>>146685330
>How did the madman do it
Hard Work™ and Passion™, of course.
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1 DAPS
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G2 is back, baby.
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>>146685507
why does this look photoshopped
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>>146685330
The wun tabs happened.
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LOL
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>>146685579
you will never shot a load into pansy smelly buttholio.
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>>146685579
i'd do shots with pansy if you know what i mean
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>>146685635
I love how pansy being a huge whore seems like a csgog meme but its actually just true
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G2 > Fnatic?
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>>146685579
>you will never fap yourself into a stupor as she whispers an unending stream of filth into your ear
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>>146685595
because it's overexposed
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>>146685330
He took matters into his own hands and saw an opportunity t b h, his return started when he created the Kinguin team with Maikelele
he's been good throughout 2015, just became GOD again under his buttbuddy shoxie's leadership
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i played this game for almost a week now and i've only seen two maps.
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>>146685740
g2 beat them 2 0
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So, how about those 1 taps?
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>>146685813
How about you search for other maps in Matchmaking then.
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>>146685775
i'm sure she'd do it for you over Skype for a handle of vodka and some CSGO skins
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>>146685694
KEK
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Is Shox a hacker? I recall seeing a very sus webm here before.
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>>146685635
very unhealthy. i know natu comes from a culture where it is acceptable to have fetal alcohol syndrome or die of alcohol poisoning before you turn 20, but natu should not be encouraging pansy's addiction.
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>>146685740
G2 trashed Fnatic yesterday.
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>>146685813
two maps? That's odd, it should only be de_dust2
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>>146685859
For him, aiming is so easy.
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>>146685635
natuBEAST
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>you will never dumpsterfuck a blackout drunk pansy and spit in her mouth and eyes
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>>146686012
>believing the memes
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apologize.
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>>146686012
yes he is. but g2 have less hackers then lg
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>>146686061
I like how they make it so epic for a fucking mouse to play CS, is like making epic comercial for a fucking professional broom, cringe.
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>>146686025
he's low key fucking with her, the exact opposite of encouragement
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>>146685813
I've played this game for a year and I only play the good maps in CS:GO, which are Dust 2 and Mirage.
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>>146686198
>when the memes leak into reality
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>>146686237
He just goes into a match and that's it.
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g2 2-0 lg?
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>>146686206
non
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>>146686180
I want her to spit on my face than fuck me with a hard futa cock
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>>146686486
nah the choke is coming.
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>>146686482
aiming is so easy.. for him.
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best switches?
I have brown and they are shite
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>>146686486
2-1
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>>146686180
>>146686621
what would pansy say if she casted you and her having sex
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>>146686295
oh like when you make a fatty cry into a milkshake and they drink it anyways
i understand
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>>146686698
I have browns and they are best
My friend has reds and they're really hard to get used to, there's zero feedback when pushing em
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>>146686482
For him, aim is about precision
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>>146686798
do you have loud browns? I chose quiet, may have been a mistake
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>>146686698
Used to have black, then got red. Loved both. Reds are cheaper and easier ro press so my favorite. Blue and green are hot trash, but not the good kind of hot trash like Pansy.
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>>146686748
pansys holes are so worn out I'm not sure if she even feels it anymore, I think she just gets off from knowing shes being used
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>picks ear
>looks at it
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LONG
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>>146686698
blues
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What was this ritual the BRs did? Are they summoning the zika virus?
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>>146686908
There is only one type of brown switch.
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>>146687047
>not looking at it
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>>146686012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uUWg9PBzbI
i dont know but here's this
;)
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>>146687209
not according to my keyboard
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>>146687258
As bad as Freakazoid is, C9 could be a top 10 team right now if they had just stuck with that roster.
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>>146687270
You're probably bottoming out. All Cherry switches will clack when you bottom out unless you have o-rings or pads. There is only one type of brown switch.
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>>146687047
>wipe ass after big fat ogre shit
>marvel at the result
I seriously hope you chose two
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>>146686698
topre my friend
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>>146686798
>>146686698
Blues if you're typing, the feedback is really nice. Browns are good if you like feedback. Reds aren't easy to get used to since there's no feedback, but are good for CS or any game that requires high APM/instant input.
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>>146686908
>>146687270
there's no loud brown switch
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reminder that switch colors are supreme memes for fedora lords and nothing else
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>>146687936
t non-mechanical keyboard user
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HUE HUE HUE
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>>146688072
literally a compliment
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>>146687562
This. Blacks are clicky as hell like reds with good feedback but have 1.33x the actuation so you have to pick between faster or more feedback. Reds and blues are probably the cheapest though.
There's also White/clear, but I dont know shit about those.
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I thought Luminosity would take a huge, steaming shit all over G2 WHAT IS GOING ON
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Buckling Spring/TOPRE master race.
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>>146687562
probably going red next
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>>146688179
Hello FNS
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>he doubted
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How come shox never shows emotion?
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>>146686675
>>146686727
shit desu
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is shox cheating?
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>>146688687
He feels guilty because of the hacks
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BASED SHOX FUCKING THE BR TOGGLERS IN THE ASS
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>>146688480
Literally looks like a laptop keyboard.
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>>146688776
guilt is an emotion
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>FNX starts running all over the place in panic after he didnt commit to defuse
>makes more noise than a pack of stampeding buffalos, constantly signaling his position
>shox holds the angle FNX comes out of and kills him
>80 000 silvers and novas call hacks
when will this meme end?
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>>146688776
>>146688706
>>146688364
>they didn't read the script
https://twitter.com/jdemarco_/status/747112107926118400
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>>146688852
Yes it is. What's your point?
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new train meta?
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french hacks > monkey hacks
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>>146688967
if you can tell he's feeling guilty he is showing an emotion
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>OH FUCK WE'RE DOWN 7
>TURN THE TOGGLES ON GUISE
t. FALLEN
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>>146689120
He feels it, he doesn't show it. Are you retarded?
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>>146688973
new?
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>>146689227
This. Fucking favelas cunts
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>>146668459
Everything going down, not only knives but old collections as well.
There is gamma case, but also the summer sales, everyone selling their inventory to buy cheap games.
It will go back to normal afterwards, since gamma is still pretty rare and is just a fad, like every new case.
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>>146689247
then you're just projecting on him
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>>146688461
Don't be a fag about it. Go to best buy or something and look at the ones there. They normally have some display or have window in the box to check out the keys. They'd probably let you openen one if you get an attendant
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>>146689418
turn down the memes you autist
>>
how are the minnesota lynx this shit desu
>>
I hope G2 wins this.
My fucking god I hope G2 wins this. Please fuck these Brazilians.
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>>146685579
all you have to do is get good senpai. It's that simple.
>>
looking at pansy's shots on twitter makes me want to dive into some swimming pools nah meen
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>>146689903
She is pretty fucking uggerz, thats for sure
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>>146690040
some people livin they life in bottles
>>
why are you guys talking about pansy so much
>>
is g2 now the #1 team?
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>>146690285
sluts are the best
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>>146690285
She is my spirit animal.
>>
""""disgusting""""
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>>146690285
it's just one guy samefagging
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>>146690359
no they aren't who cares wtf jack off to her but why talk about her
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>>146690285
i want her to succ me
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That round
holyshit my heart!
>>
which player was it that was caught being drunk while playing at a LAN?
>>
nice toggle
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>>146690560
was it at this LAN? source?
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>>146690560
Pansy
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>>146690647
nah, it was a part LAN, I cannot remember though
>>
>>146690560
Pre or post? Shox or Get right probably. Shroud got put in the drunk tank once.
Also lol "caught"
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>>146690560
Get_right walked in drunk on the commentators at LAN, dont know about playing drunk tho
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>>146669368
>>146669368
>>146669368
senpaitachi did you take my advice?
>>
did fer get sponsored by Nintendo?
>>
lol if you're pros don't end up like this on the reg
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>>146690947
kek, thanks that might be what I was thinking
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>>146691095
based sweden arresting muslim scum
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>>146690560
vp and navi and other slav teams are probably drunk most of the time at lans
i remember some video from a vp bootcamp and one of them had an empty bottle of vodka on his desk during practice
>>
SHOX
>>
>shox
>>
>Shox
Holy shit.
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>faceit turns off chat
why? fuck them
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No fucking way
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LITERALLY CHEATING
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>>146688706
yes
>>
SHOX
>SHOX
SHOX
>SHOX
SHOX
>SHOX
SHOX
>SHOX
SHOX
>SHOX
SHOX
>SHOX
SHOX
>SHOX
SHOX
>SHOX
SHOX
>SHOX
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and of course g2 fucking stomp lelg on fucking overpass
wha a fucking shit weekend
losing 800 bucks alread
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muh wan tabs
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>>146691225
best way to play desu
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>favela cunts on suicide watch
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1 BULLET
B
U
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L
E
T
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not looking all that guilty about it tbqh
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>>146691095
is that that one french sc2 player?
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>>146691430
That's not the USP.
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>slump for 2 years
>suddenly best player in the world again
Where were you when you shox toggled?
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>>146691357
>he bet against OUR GUYS
kek get rekt
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>>146691278
this plus forced avatar changes
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>>146691430
That's an MK23 not a USP you faggot.
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>>146691430
yes
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>>146691449
think so yeah, what'shisface. i think he only does commentary these days (and he's pretty decent at it)
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>>146691475
he played DM for 10 hours daily for 2 years
>>
TyLoo will make it next major, right?
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>>146691697
Yes
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>>146691596
[citation needed]
>>
>favela faggots toggling on again
>>
what a fucking underwhelmign performance
go fuck urselves brazil 3rd world shitters
like how the fuck did that shithole of a countr even get cs?
>>
>inb4 a comback
>>
>>146691867
how much?
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>>146691867
dont bet skines you cant lose
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>>146691867
>of a countr even get cs?
Anyone can play counter strike if you have a wooden PC, just go with 1.6 free version.
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>>146691465
>>146691569
close enough
>>
>body with a smart play
is this the real life
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>>146691978
Retard.
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>>146689821
FUCK YES
FUCK YES
FUCK YES
>>
SHITSKINS EXPOSED
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Apologize
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>>146691867
lmao
>>
wallen doesn't believe in saving strats but believe in saving toggle for major
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FAVELAS GO HOME
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Is this worse than 7-1?
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That flashbang bait by Body was pretty sexy
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>bet on epsilon instead of our Guys2
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>>146692113
he needs to shave that mormon beard
>>
No one on G2 actually looks happy.
>>
They stomped Fnatic
They stomped LG
I got great hope for them at the major.
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Apologize
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G2 #1 TEAM IN THE WORLD
>G2 #1 TEAM IN THE WORLD
G2 #1 TEAM IN THE WORLD
>G2 #1 TEAM IN THE WORLD
G2 #1 TEAM IN THE WORLD
>G2 #1 TEAM IN THE WORLD
G2 #1 TEAM IN THE WORLD
>G2 #1 TEAM IN THE WORLD
G2 #1 TEAM IN THE WORLD
>G2 #1 TEAM IN THE WORLD
G2 #1 TEAM IN THE WORLD
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>>146691697
if they start getting out of asia more, yes
every gook final ends up just being TyLoo - CyberZen 2-0 so it's hard for them to improve in their own region
>>
did they force lg to turn off the cheats in those finals?
>>
O
N
E
T
A
P
S
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>>146692113
sorry mr scream
>>
HE WAS RIGHT
THE TWITTER ALL IN
>>
>>146692181
i think you're underestimating 7-1
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>>146692246
>apolgizing to smithz
>ever
fuck off
>>
MONKEYS BTFO
>>
FUCK YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
BR FAGGOT FAVELA CUNTS JUST FUCK OFF FOREVER
FUCK YOU!!!
>>
>They know me for my wan tab
Lel
>>
>>146692113
THEY
>>
>shox stealing scream's meme
>>
TAPPPP
>>
zey kno meh four muh juan tep
>>
In this moment, I am truly euphoric
>>
classic french arrogance
no thank you
the host just got the fuck out of there as soon as she could
these celebs really give gamers a bad name
>>
papillon.exe > favela.exe
>>
W U N D A P S
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>>146692265
no, they just allowed g2 to toggle on and boy did they
>>
do the winners get to run a train on smix?
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>>146692592
they are all beta faggots anyway
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>>146692453
is our guy shox cheating?
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>>146677352
Neato.
>Ever doubting my very first bet
Not even once.
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>>146692625
>implying shox, scream, smithzz and RPK don't all bang twice as many sluts in a week than you will in a lifetime
stay mad monkey
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>>146692671
>our guy shox
flush yourself dumb reddit frog poster
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>>146692592
No, they save that as the loser's punishment.
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>>146692741
keksmear
I'm assuming you listed the non-obese ones?
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>>146692675
Nice gains, I'm a bit more upset I didn't all in on this game but hey, I live to bet another game at least.
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>>146692829
I would destroy Mulan's ass so bad!
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>you will never be as handsome as Shox
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>>146692246
>>146692113
yfw G2 don't get out of group stage at major?
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>>146692834
>he doesn't even know their names
lmao what a clueless cuck
ps: the obese one is the one that pulls the most pussy
>>
>>146692749
ass annihilated swede detected
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>>146692895
I'll be using my shitty Elite Build and Mac10 for bets.
Damn that Deagle is lovely.
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>>146692829
holy shit she'd look exactly like sneyking with shorter hair
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>>146692910
Smithz is probably the handsomest on the team
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>>146692990
your detector is shit, along with your reddit frog
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>>146692896
I want to racemix with smix
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>>146693042
It is a pretty nice diggle.
Though like you, I'll just use it for bets as it could never replace my current one.
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>>146692389
Are you letting out all that pent up stress from seeing LG rek your favorite NA teams?
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>>146692675
i told you it was a guarnteed win
>>
it was loss-loss situation, cant stand favelas or french fags.
>>
>>146692675
fuck, I could never take a risk like that myself.
>>
i don't think the monkeys will ever recover
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>>146693984
>risk
It's a cosmetic item, there's no risk.
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>>146694060
calm the autistic pedanticies mate I obviously meant I wouldn't bet a $15 on an underdog if it's the only one I own.
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>>146694378
>underdog
Did you not see them utterly shit on everyone during the tournament, including Fnatic?
>>
why do people like the deagle its gay
>>
>>146694916
muh wun daps
>>
>>146694916
I'm gay lol
>>
>>146693312
>she will never sit on your face
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>>146695008
ew stay away from me pls
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>>146694559
they're inconsistent as fuck though, remember the eleague nightmare with that bo3 against nip (although back than I was as smug as anything, I bet on nip for that match and g2 when they'd beaten nip beforehand)
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>>146695063
lol
>>
>>146694916
it's a scout for $700
>>
Liquid was the only team to take maps off of G2 all tournament
>>
>>146695501
tsm raped g2 you dumb ass
>>
>>146695536
are you retarded?
>>
General ded
What matches ya'll betting on?
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>>146698905
high on secret.fe
>>
bitch dont kill my vibe
>>
>>146698905
http://www.gamblersanonymous.org/ga/
>>
>tfw the first game I ever watched of CS was Shox carrying like a motherfucker on Epsilon
>tfw he became my favorite player
>tfw I stuck with the A4 instead of pre-nerf A1 because it was good enough for Shox
>tfw he's finally fucking back
Please never leave again.
>>
>>146699538
4head RTC? 4head TI5? 4head
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>>146701748
i dont speak twitch
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Pick who gets out of the Cologne Major groups.
>Group A
>1. Astralis
>2. Dignitas
Gambit won't win two upset bo1s and can't win a decider. CLG isn't even top 20 and can't do shit without JDM.
>Group B
>1. Navi
>2. Nip
Optic isn't winning a bo3 vs either Nip or Navi and Flipside is cursed to never make it out of groups.
>Group C
>1. ???
>2 ???
Who the fuck knows? All the teams here are absurdly inconsistent. If S1mple goes off, Liquid gets out. If anyone besides Niko plays well Mousesports gets out. VP can't decide if they're ESEA Premier, or better than Navi. Envyus doesn't get out of groups.
>Group D
>1. SK/G2
>2. G2/Fnatic
>Valve put 3 of the top 5 teams in the same pool.
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>>146702209
who is the 5th for clg?
>>
>>146703119
koosta
>>
>>146703119
Pita
>>
>>146702209
>A
dignitas/gambit
>B
nip/OG
>C
vp/nv
>D
fnatic/g2
>>
anyone here have a nutty boxr shirt?
>>
>>146682623
I'm brazilian, white and had blonde hair as a kid too and I suck at CS
BTW actual white people are not as rare in brazil as people generally think
>>
>>146704858
relyksNutty boxrW
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>>146704896
>I'm brazilian, white and had blonde hair as a kid too and I suck at CS
That'd be like a Jewish guy saying "I've never won a nobel prize and I'm Jewish." Yea no shit, but you're part of a group that makes up a fraction of the global population yet has won 30-50% of nobel prizes.
>>
my other awp is my deagle
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>>146705285
Niko please go.
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>tfw popping nutty 1 deags
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>>146705571
bet u couldnt nut on me
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>>146702209
They should.just redo the groups. Group a and c is ridiculously shit. All of the guys in group d should be in separate groups except for faze
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>tfw winning 16-0 against premade animefags
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>>146702209
Group D is so stacked
>>
shout out to mods who keeps banning my twin brothers for ban evading when they clearly aren't, smhtbh
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>>146703219
>>146704687
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>>146705698
ill upvote to that
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>>146702209
FlipSide will crush Reddit in Pyjamas
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>>146705821
koosta!!
>>
>>146705075
I was just saying that there are plenty of white people playing cs in brazil, probably more than 1/4 of the non casual players are white and the amount of white pros a proportional minority
if you were right about whites being better then whites should have a disproportional representation in professional brazilian players
>>
Navi or memeside?
Reddit in pajamas or optic?
Virtus semipro or Niko and friend?
>>
>>146706057
more like literal whoosta lmao
>>
>>146706130
>if you were right about whites being better then whites should have a disproportional representation in professional brazilian players
Whites are better on average and that can't reasonably be contested. It's possible that fewer than 25% of Brazilian CS players are white for example, and so whites being better doesn't make up for their lower numbers. I don't know the numbers so I can't say.
Though like I said, Fallen is still the country's most valuable player because of his IGLing (intelligence) and it makes sense considering he's white.
>>
>>146706207
ehh...
>>
>>146706207
more like killthejewsta ayy lads
>>
>>146706207
I love that Moses hyped up Koosta only to find out that performing well against tier 2 NA teams on LAN means jack shit compared to doing well on LAN compared to EU.
>>
was shox hacking?
>>
>>146706529
come on that was a good one
>>
>>146706948
clipsDOTtwitchDOTtv/faceittv/DifferentPartridgeItsBoshyTime
obviously
>>
>>146707349
jesus christ wtf
you can't get more caught than this, if they don't ban him with this then they never will
>>
>>146702209
>A
>Asstrails
>Dignitas
>B
>NiP
>Optic
>C
>Liquid
>VP
>D
>SK
>G2
Poor FaZe, if only they were in Group B or A.
Group C is entirely composed of inconsistent team, will break many banks i'm sure.
I gotta say though, this major feels lackluster. Too many teams are on a bad phase, and some of them had more interesting lineups back in 2015 or 2014.
FaZe for example, was much stronger back when they were kinguin and CLG is composed of literally who's.
>>
>>146707582
Valve recently said they can't do shit if VAC doesn't catch the cheaters.
So yeah, pretty much not a single one of the most blatant cheaters will be banned (shox, Kjaerbye, s1mple, flusha etc).
It was quite fun though, when they showed this replay twitch chat basically exploded with no only VAC's (which they type whenever something out of the ordinary happens) but aimlock, "blatant"and cheater.
>>
>>146702209
Group C is obviously Liquid and Mouse what are you even talking about. EnvyUs is fucking trash and so is VP. Stop living in the past.
>>
I like Counter:Strike Global Offensive!
>>
>>146707349
>aimlocks for a good half second on moving target across the wall
that's some flusha level slip
>>
All top teams have at least one aimtoggler in the roster right?
>>
>>146709563
not our guys c9
>>
>>146709563
Yes all of them except for NA teams. NA has integrity.
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>>146709563
no nip, navi, f3 and faze dont
>>
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7FYZoy7SJU
you guys know anything about this?
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>>146709672
>considering c9 your guys
>ever
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>>146709563
not NiP
>>
im not clicking your link or giving you a (You)
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>>146709773
Lol Edward is blatantly toggling now. Get right used to toggle, he stopped which is why he's shit now. Kio is a blatant toggler. F3 are Russians.
>>
>>146709945
>Lol Edward is blatantly toggling now. Get right used to toggle, he stopped which is why he's shit now. Kio is a blatant toggler. F3 are Russians.
ive never seen edward toggle desu. nobody on nip have ever cheated senpai, dont spread lies. i forgot about kio he definitely toggled. all russian dont cheat
>>
>>146709865
but i just wanted to know if you knew anything about it :c
>>
>>146710061
Eleague. He started toggling randomly, even anders said all his shits and sprays look different kek
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>>146710327
oh ok i missed all their games
>>
>>146709563
Who's the toggler on LG?
>>
>>146709779
cmon guys just watch the video!!!
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>>146712050
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>>146712050
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>>146709779
the first map looks like hns_floppytown
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>>146712050
>>
https://www.twitch
.tv/shaffer2369
is shaffer the saddest, most pathetic fuck in the entire cs community?
>>
>>146715039who care
>>
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Why is the cs community so cringy compared to others?
>>
>>146715635
kill yourself gypsy
>>
>>146715635
Name one community that isn't "cringey" you spastic
>>
>>146715635
cringy is my second favourite reddit meme
>>
>Haven't played since before they reset the ranks
>Get placed in GN4 cause of in activity
>Was a LEM before reset
>That feel when every person on the other team thinks I am hacking
Ahhh gotta love how Valve gave me a nice warm up before the grind to LE starts
>>
>>146717145
>was SMFC
>dropped to DMG
>top frag every game but still lose
its a rough life
>>
>>
Thorin did it again:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sIK-JU0R0Q
>>
Lads, now that Wildfire is ending should I keep my Chop Shop and Gods and Monsters skins? I saw McSkillet hording Icarus Fell's but I'm broke af right now and the steam sale is on.
>>
i lost my wallet jdimsa
>>
>>146717145
>>146717262
I was LEM and lost my rank from inactivity. Idk why you guys deranked so far. I was immediately placed back at LE after playing again.
>>
downloaded this game 2 days ago and i gotta say im really disappointed.
first off, why can't we aim? this is a relatively new game and most weapons still cant aim down the sights. whats up with that? it feels very handicapped when hip firing across the map.
second, whats up with this retarded recoil? it's so extreme that you basically have to put your crosshair on their feet to shoot at their head. guns dont work like that.
third, why cant we lay down? again, this is such a basic function, i have no idea why you wouldnt put this in the game. also, no sprint function really bothers me.
and last but not least, whats up with this retarded community? everyone is either russian or turkish, between 12 and 16 years old, playing their retarded music on their 1 dollar mic all game long. and they only vote for dust2 and mirage. i have not seen a single other map.
2/10 experience. even though this was on summer sale, i still want a refund. i dont get why this game is so popular.
>>
>>146717417
thorin wakening up to the cheating in the pro teams
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sIK-JU0R0Q
>>
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anyone play esea? I started recently and I've noticed that the majority of people playing don't really comm at all, nor do they call any strats. wat do mang I wanna get better
>>
Will the winners of every week of eleague play against eachother?
>>
>>146721236
It's called playing default, standard, meta etc.
You need very little coms or "strats" if the players are competent and paying attention.
>>
SHOX IS A FUCKEN CHEAT
FUCK THIS GUY
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They just spent the entire last half complaining about me hacking
US are degenerates at this game..
NA global = EU LEM
>>
>>146724586
>CEVO
>Implying any of them were even LE
>>
This game needs solo queue. It just ain't fair I get stuck with a Silver IV and his knuckle dragging retard Silver I friend.
>>
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LOL
>>
Daily reminder valve doesn't care about csgo
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>>146727665
Valve has never cared about any cs, ever
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>>146727335
!
>>
anyone wanna play with me? i promise i won't do gay shit and i'm not an anime faggot.
i just have no friends and nobody wants to play with me
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>>146729091
i can see why lmao
>>
>>146729091
what rank?
>>
>>146729149
why?
>>146729205
gold nova 3
>>
>>146729091
>i promise i won't do gay shit and i'm not an anime faggot.
no thanks
>>
>>146729512
i don't want a tripfag to be my steam friend anyways. get the fuck outta here.
>>
>>146729579
fight me irl, nerd, I'll beat the shit out of you
>>
>>146729091
Im mg1 i'll play with you my dude.
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>>146729091
>won't do gay shit and i'm not an anime faggot.
why would anyone here be your friend then kek
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>>146729661
come to pico-union you massive faggot.
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>>146729724
pls add id/pilobill
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>>146729749
>United States of Fatmerica
No thanks, I don't want my phone to be stole by a nigger
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>>146729889
added. im Tfw no CS:GF
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>>146730472
you got to wrong guy. but i added u famalam
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>>146702209
lmao those groups are a fucking joke. This major is going to be complete shit. Fuck ESL.
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at night i think of you
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shoxie the natty king
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>queue up for my first match in a month
>my team is a 4 man premade, I'm the only one solo
>at least 2 on my team have gn tier aim
>enemy team gets carried by a smurf and shittalks every round
>halfway through one of my teammates knifes me and leaves, the rest don't want to surrender, probably to fuck me over
>instant 30 min cooldown
No fucking wonder this game is dead as shit, valve are doing their best to make sure people leave and never come back
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>>146732165
I want to be your ladyy, bb~
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>>146732949
By dead you mean the 2nd most popular Steam game with 5x the player count of anything below it???
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>>146733613
>Steam game
So on the platform missing the world's 3 biggest and best esports lmao
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>>146686698
Just buy a switch tester and see which one is best for you. I You'll get a different opinion from each person you ask for different reasons.
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>he has -iwnl- in his name
neck yourself
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>>146733954
but what if it stands for-i won't nms lol-
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>>146733763
That's not an argument for csgo being dead.
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>>146733954
>-iwnl-
>DINOSOWER!
>betting site URL/fake sponsor
>Cloud9, Virtus.pro, EnVyUs or NiP logo/player avatar
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>>146734236
You were boasting that cs was not dead because it was the 2nd biggest on steam
I called you out on you bullshit, it's nothing to boast about as steam is missing lol, overwatch and sc2
I for one am glad blizzard are killing steam after steam stole dota
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>>146734474
So what if it's the 5th most populous (it's not) game? That doesn't mean it's dead by any stretch of the imagination.
Average player count is even starting to become consistent. It's not even arguably "dying" anymore, let alone dead.
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>>146734474
>blizzard are killing steam after steam stole dota
they didn't make dota
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>>146735535
Shitposting in an active thread would get you more than 2
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>>146735880
People in active threads don't jump on such shitty bait
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>>146727335
>>146728760
why do u post this stuff? It is dumb. There's two new meme games up there, clearly an esport or something for Street Fight and literally call of duty.
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fuck off rrrr
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>>146737552
I like rrrr
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fshQ26LeZoM
CUTE CUTE CUTE
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>>146734336
I think twitch urls should be in that list too along with the normie memes like leafy, ethan Bradbury, here in my garage guy, dat boi, suh dude etc
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>>146739459
Blizz are known liars about player count
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is there a bigger meme res than 16:10?
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So, I'm trying to jump into this game after tinkering around with original CS back in the day. Are there any beginner guides I should check out?
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>>146739495
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>>146708404
>blatant cheaters
>s1mple
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>>146740339
not really
learn the callouts for different maps before you play them
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sIK-JU0R0Q
our guy
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>>146741242
Mfw fodder saves csgo
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>>146741438
fodder isnt going to do shit
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Will I be an edshot masheen if I use shox/scream's res/xhair? Ty magog
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>>146669368
I can't figure out this betting shit
I bet on a game, I won and I didn't win anything other than the skins I already bet back
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>>146742602
i actually tried scream's config once (i normally dont do that shit, promise) and it was pretty comfortable. its something like 800x600, cl_crosshairsize 2, cl_crosshairgap -2
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>>146741242
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwMjP-pbEY8
Hmmmm
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>>146741242
>literally the only personality in the scene who's willing to speak about this
how based can he get holy shit
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>>146744330
It is in his interest though. Not that I have an opinion either way.
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>>146744657
in what way is it in his interest?
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Who in here watching the Asian Qualifier? lmfao I didn't even know there was a CS scene in Asia, I'm watching out of curiosity
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>>146745363
Well, kind of.
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reddit loves thorin
/csgog/ loves thorin
explain this gotard
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>>146747379
I love thorin and that's all that matters :3
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>>146747379
>reddit loves thorin
proof?
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we're cheering for our boys from nippon, right?
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>this game is really an uphill struggle all the way from the start
>losing 4/5 duels
>see these ranks
nice matchmaking
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>>146747789
Why isn't Shoushikun playing? He's far better then any of these guys.
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>>146748142
>high level
>playing mm
basicly brain damage
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>>146749260
but im dmg
and got matched with ranks 2 and even 3 steps higher than me
never happened before, dmg seemed to have quite big population to get full single rank games more than half the time
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>>146748142
Muted your top fragger. I know that feel.
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>>146749586
we were 11-4 after first half and he started buying shit like deagle and going mid every round or just rushing with smg
>lol guys just win
then he started raging like a retard that we cant win every single round basically 4v5 so yeah, not gonna listen to some cocky faggot
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REAL NIGGA HOURS CLICC DAT MF LIKE BUTTON
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lol clg having drama
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why isn't this game good? What happened?
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>>146750516
fuck off faggot
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>tfw russians cheating at prime mm
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is it me or is olofmeister a bit of a boring player
like u see it at the end of the game
"oh wow olof has 32 kills"
but u can never remember them.
can u remember a single olof kill ?
but try guardian...u can see the flick
i remember a guardian flick.
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>>146750582
yes or now ?/
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>>146750629
Remember guys this one ain't bs, the kings is back.
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>>146749773
>not being the smug top fragger being cocky pissing off the russian scorelets knowing your 5-10 frag lead makes you the objective best player in the lobby
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>>146750751
of course its the weebnigger who would want to throw the game
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No one would play this game if it wasn't Counter-Strike.
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>>146750990
it's not because it's cs but because it has cases
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>>146751098
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>>146751167
killing myself with your luv
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Secret.Fe will make me rich today, you'll see
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>>146692113
BIG BLACK MICROPHONE
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>>146751069
it's both
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>>146692409
TALK
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Just met the LG guys omg this is so exciting
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>http://csgo.99damage.de/de/interviews/23269-former-cheat-coder-says-it-all
Is csgo professional scene really filled with cheaters like what 99damage claimed to be?
I can't really say much since I've barely followed the csgo scene.
But in dota professional scene, the skill cap for professional players have increased drastically. Back 7-10 years ago dota's skillcap was dogshit, even for pro players.
Can't the same be said for pro csgo players? They could just be improving, like dota players.
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>>146753520
It has nothing to do with improving or a skillcap, everyone is improving so you still need that extra edge. And since people don't get punished for doing it there's no incentive to not do it.
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>>146753520
current CS pro scene is miles better than anything we had before in terms of skill
they are still cheating tho, and cheating completely on our faces because they know there are no consequences
https://clipsDOTtwitchDOTtv/faceittv/DifferentPartridgeItsBoshyTime
this clip alone makes me want to drop CS, and I probably will because nothing will happen to shox or any of the other blatant cheaters
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>>146754220
Our muslim guy is not cheating though right?
He has been shit all 2015, what changed? Practice?
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>rank
>region
>opinion about prime
LEM
EU
Pretty good, doesn't filter out all retards but my soloqueue games have been actually bearable now.
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>>146754420
You mean Scream? He's not that bad in 2015, just inconsistent, now he has found his consistentcy
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>>146754750
DMG
EU
Have checked for VACed players in recent games and there are a lot less than before so unless i was just lucky, it's pretty good.
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>>146754220
Nothing will happen to these guys because Leddit won't let people name cheaters and share clips of people blatantly hacking.
It's pretty ironic how much this looks like steroids in sports, with the media doing the best they can to tell normies everyone competing is clean and that people that doubt it are conspiracy theorists.
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LOL
I so enjoy the million bullets a second accurate spraying even when running and jumping
top balance
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>>146754420
>>146754980
>caring about scream
can someone tell me exactly when scream became """our guy"""? because he looks like rebbit incarnate.
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What's the fucking point of prime is half the games are still filled with cheaters
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>>146756248
They're talking about Moe though. Hence referring to him as our muslim guy.
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>>146756425
oh ok
you scared me for a minute magog.
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>>146756425
>>146756541
Nah mate it's scream
The only guy that is probably not cheating in the csgo scene, alongside with NIP and the golden VP trio.
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what region do you guys play that has no cheaters in prime?
I am USEast and it its either a sneaky canadian wallhacker or a blatant New York chad thundercock awp wallbanger MLG 360 no scoper guy every game
(cheaters both on my team and enemy, bottom fraggers with 2-3 kills under them)
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>>146756412
it's an extra buffer that cheaters would have to go through
Not only do you need to buy a new account but your account has to be rank 21 to even be eligible for prime and then you need to attach that account to a phone number which overall is a ton more work.
I imagine over time the amount of cheaters in prime games will be reduced significantly because they have to jump through so many hoops just to play it
Also of all the prime games I've played I think only 1 had a cheater, I think.
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>>146757473
USEast here, no clue what you're talking about m8.
I still run into smurfs but I don't really suspect many people of cheating anymore
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>>146757617
listen just because they have an account with 1k+ hours doesn't mean they're cheating
i see people blatantly outplaying me with walls because i also have walls (i just never clutch only entry or die so i never get ban)
i see most people with expensive knives just give up most games on my team because i tell them theyre actually walling
but then again i do play 20+ mm's a day
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>>146754750
nova 1
EU
it's not feeling any different to the old mm
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>>146757817
is this b8
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>>146757530
3 guys on enemy team all private profiles same csgo profile all playing super fucking suspiciously
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>>146754750Silver 4
US
Soloq has actual become more bearable now and I'm doing much better than before prime since I now get people that communicate and less people that would rather spin around in spawn or refuse to defuse the bomb. I might finally get out of Silver hell now.
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>>146758145
yeah but when that account get's banned he's not gonna want to go through all that trouble of getting into prime
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>lose pistol
>"don't buy"
>one autist always buys SMG + full armour
every single fucking game. there's always one who doesn't have a mic who probably doesn't understand english, who does this every fucking time.
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>>146758376
when people do this I make a point of sighing and telling everyone to force buy. even if they don't speak english you can shame them into eco-ing in the future.
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>>146758376
but you should
force buy until 1 team wins 2 in row, the only exception being if you lose the round as T but manage to plant.
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>>146758376
>this happens
>we lose the round but now everyone except him has the money to buy at least an SMG or FAMAS
>hEY GUYS PLS DROP ME M4 xDDDD
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>russian 10 year old on my team
>le steam achievement manager
>keeps crying all game long
>omg omgo mg noob omg omg if you miss a shot
Why the fuck are these kids allowed to play this game
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http://s.metjm.net/JjESSLX
Post knifus
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we eco, all have 2-2,7k left
>"drop me a wee pee please, can somebody drop meee eee weee peee pleeese"
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt0NcaxmGHo
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>>146759524
CSGO and Dota are big among young teenagers in Russia.
>>146759604
Anyone who says Ay Vee Pee instead of Ahwp is scum and should be deported.
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>>146759604
just tk the retard and quit
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>>146759604
>everyone ecoing
>i have 7k
>drop me drop me !!! you ahve money!
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>>146759604
>buy awp
>throw it over a wall
>get kicked
fucking russians
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What the fuck, this guy got 3 AWP headshots from long while jumping, how is that possible
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>>146760438
unlike you silver trash good players know how to aim
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SOLO GOOK IS BACK BOYS
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WHY DO YOU MOVE SO FUCKING FAST WHEN USING SMG
FUCKING RETARDED
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i've been away for a month and just saw thorins video about cheating.
has there been new obvious cheat clips recently? anyone got links?
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>>146761540
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTI_AQqiq5o
watch it on 0.25 speed
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>>146761106
they're really light so not so slow
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so, I doubt LG was clean as well, so why didn't they try to match G2s blatant and constant hacking with more hacking of their own?
were they actually afraid of being banned?
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Is it even possible to cheat on LAN?
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>>146762956
yes through mouse drivers or some shit
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>>146762956
yes, easily
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>>146762956
Yes.
>>146764050
I wouldn't say easily.
>>146763886
Many ways.
People are cheating on LAN, that's a fact. Someone will always push the boundary for money. It's probably not common though, maybe MAYBE 2 or 3 top tier pros if I had to guess.
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>>146762723
Probably, even if I was a dirty cheating monkey I wouldn't risk my pro career trying to aimbot as hard as Shox and ScreaM.
Now, if Shox isn't permabanned because of this tournament then I'd understand anything goes and hack a lot more in the next events.
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Post your favorite CSGO streamers!
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>he thinks shox cheats
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>>146766563
MOE AND GODAZED XD
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>>146766575
>>146761645
explain this
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>>146766781
flick of da wrist
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>>146766694
Tricked ROFL.
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>some retarded frog tells me he wants to trade me a FN M4 Radiation Hazard for my WW AWP Asiimov
>fucker's steam profile is only level 5
>doesn't even have CSGO
>only has like 4 skins that are like 4 cents each
Fuck off you scamming shit
>>
>>
https://twitter.com/HLTVorg/status/747465009425485824
RIP HR.
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>>146767204
>I'll trade you this fn radiation hazard for that man-o-war
>mate the only one in your inventory is ww
>no no it's fn
>I'm looking at it right now it's ww
>blocks me
this has happened multiple times. with AK jaguars too.
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>>146768838
the smart ones have 2, one in FN and one in WW or BS. BS/WW on the last page and FN on the first page.
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how do i find a pug buddy or someone to MM with
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>>146769341
>the smart ones have 2
So the ones that don't exist?
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>>146769493
Get lucky and hope you run into a group of cool people on your team in competitive
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I love what /pol/ taught me about jewish gestures
10:39
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sIK-JU0R0Q
Thoring exactly knows that some pros cheat and just exploits the topic for some popularity without giving any inside info.
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when u fart it smell
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>>146758376
Unless you plant it is correct to force second round you tard
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>>146771716
there's a difference between pure coincidence and ((((PURE COINCIDENCE)))))
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The Suspect plays perfect. He has great map awareness, crosshair placement and his rotations on point. But, as CT on d2 he tries a stupid wallbang to guy who is waiting at T spawn. What do?
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>>146772810
If he's not blatant, hit insufficient evidence.
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>>146772810
stupid wallbang? you know there's a pixelspot wallbang to tspawn right
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OPk67bJEnc&feature=youtu.be&t=355
pure coincidence
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>>146772141
Common spam spot and he could see the tracers.
The shared theme with the two rising favela-teams is more about sudden leap in gamesense than insane flicks. I suspect some sort of sound-based hack or external aid.
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>>146773387
you not see his crosshair flick down to the enemy's feet and back in an instant?
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>>146773283
Soon the pro scene will crash and burn. And we'll all be free.
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I AM SO GLAD THERE'S A MUTE FUNCTION IN THIS GAME. I LITERALLY PLAYED WITH THE MOST WHINY AND NASALLY SOUNDING PIECE OF SHIT. THIS FAGGOT WAS LIKE IF MOE WAS AN ANDROGYNOUS WHITE BOY LIKE IT WAS NONSTOP FUCKING COMPLAINING THE ENTIRE MATCH WHILE HE BOTTOMFRAGGED AND COST US THE MATCH.
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>>146772141
the first was fishy, this isn't at all, people get frags through there all the time and the crosshair wasn't even on the player.
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>>146773283
The sad thing is that you literally can't explain that in any way besides aim lock and people are still gullible enough to eat it right up.
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>>146773783
every single game has 1-2 russian/polish kids who say "oh my god" every five seconds anytime someone is last man, just responds "shut up shut up" anytime someone says something in anyway critical (which is very often "stop buying on ecos" or "stop rushing mid every round" or "why are you buying a deagle in the pistol round", etc), and begs to be kicked or drops halfway through the game
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>>146773783
IM SO GLAD THERE'S A HIDE POST FUNCTION ON THIS TAIWANESE FISH MONGERING SUBREDDIT. I LITERALLY JUST READ A POST FROM THE MOST CAPSLOCK SPAMMY AND GAY SOUNDING PIECE OF SHIT. THIS FAGGOT WAS LIKE IF THE NAVY SEAL COPYPASTA WAS AN EXCERPT FROM THE TWILIGHT TRILOGY AND IT WAS NONSTOP CRYING ABOUT INANE BULLSHIT NO ONE ELSE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT WHILE HE TYPED IN FULL CAPSLOCK AND COST ME 3 MIN OF MY LIFE WRITING THIS POST TO MAKE FUN OF HIM.
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>>146774181
c9??
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Met OUR GUYS at ECS!!!!!
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>>146774215
The only people left that don't think pros cheat are redditors and fnatic/lg/g2 fanboys
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>>146774347
me on the left
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sIK-JU0R0Q
even thorin thinks shox is cheating lol
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>>146774489
did you listen to the video? he says quite clearly he isn't experienced enough in the subject to say someone's cheating or not. Just that the clips are weird.
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>>146774712
he says all that shit because you cant post anything in the csgo subreddit that may look like your accusing someone
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>>146774712
autism
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Alright anon,
hit me with your best explanation.
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>>146775327
everyone already knows flusha hacks, what are you trying to prove?
>>
Reminder to all of (you) to flush(a) yourselves.
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>>146775490
So why isn't he banned?
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>>146775939
Redditors and normalfags don't even assume pros could be cheating, because they're naive. Pros and casters have no reason to whistleblow because it puts their livelihood in jeopardy. Valve themselves don't have a reason to ban cheaters because it would make their esports scene look like a shitshow if they banned like 50 players at once.
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>>146775939
If Valve banned a bunch of pros for cheating then it would fuck up the scene from a scandal that big, and then thats why casters also don't want to say anything, if that happens then they have no job
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>>146775327
whenever i see this webm i can only think about how cool that red laminate looks
>>
what now
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>>146775327
Do you have that one with audio? Would have to be mental to do it in that situation. Looks like the guy next to Krimz eyebrows raise at the moment of lock lololol.
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>>146776789
replaces pasha in vp
all those slav countries speak russian right? shouldn't be a problem
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>>146777594
poland speaks polish...
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>>146776424
this is true, but I think letting cheaters run rampant has far worse potential consequences than banning them.
eventually, everyone will start using cheats because they know that some top tier players are using them and not getting caught. imagine if you were on a top tier team (say NiP or C9) and knew you could not win tournaments because the other top tier teams have hackers. You either start to use cheats to make the playing field more even or you just quit because you stand no chance.
imo, the entire CSGO pro scene is going to collapse on itself in 2 years or so if Valve does nothing about it
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>>146777846
Exactly, Valve knows it will die eventually, so why kill it now? They still have millions of dollars to make off of this game
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>>146776315
>>146776424
Why are you all still watching then?
>>
>queue for overpass
>run into a 5 stack of pollacks
KILL ME
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>>146778035
Because while Valve may not be the ones to catch them, someone else, like an ESL employee who feels like doing something controversial before quitting, could bug their computers or somethign like that and catch them that way. If something like that happens, it would be fun to show all the clips of blatant cheating to redditors and fanboys and show them how fucking idiotic they are
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>>146778838
CHEATERS
I FORGOT TO ADD THAT THEY WERE ALSO CHEATING
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there is nothing wrong with cheatin in pistol rounds. noone will able to catch you.
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>>146773927
Look at his crosshair while he's spraying.
>this isn't at all
Some fucking people.
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>>146778838
That's why you q for Dust 11 only.
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>>146780179
>get stomped on by based poles
>t-they're cheaters
you're whats wrong with this community
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>>146772141
Yikes. Lg literally has a 5 full stack of togglers
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>>146782121
>you're whats wrong with this community
>below 50 hours accounts on LE+ level
>comments full off hackusation
>perfect gamesense
>headshot ratio of more then 95%
>>
>Bet on LDLC vs a bunch of literally who's.
>Odds plummet
I want to say EZ skines but I might have made a terrible mistake.
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>>146782609
>anyone who's better than me is hacking
i got it the first time. no need to repeat yourself.
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>>146782721
So you are saying none of the pros are cheating.
That there are no cheaters in CS GO at all?
That every vac ban so far has been false?
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>>146782710
Might be because Spirit has won against that LDLC lineup before.
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>>146782873
nice strawman
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>>146782956
>implying you know better what happened in the game I just played then me
Your arguments are just as retarded.
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>>146773387
>>146773927
you are literally blind.
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can we all agree ScreaM is the superior hacker in the team? you don't see people up in arms against him like Shox
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>>146783671
Except scream doesn't hack
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>>146783671
scream isn't a hacker
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>>146783671
leave our scream alone reddit
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>>146783671
ScreaM doesn't hack. He gets wan daps because aim is about precision.
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>watching our guy m0e stream
>someone is talking over him
>minimoe
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>>146785945
Flusha legit hacks though
Fucking pig
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>>146786446
so does shox
did you already forget
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMYSDbhxq5w
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>>146786246
>watching moe
>he isn't doing a giveaway
>quit watching stream
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Has he done any follower giveaways? I'm not spending any money to sub to these jews
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Do any Counter Strike Manager games exist anymore? I remember playing a rather nice one about 15 years ago that had tournaments and everything.
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>>146787002
cs-manager.com
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I really fucking love getting matched vs wallhackers 50% of my games
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>>146787538
>*) You will need a fee-based VIP package in order to watch your matches in 2D mode
God damn it.
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>animes in charge of not being retarded scammers
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>Escape winning first map
>mVe with 32 kills
He really needs a new team.
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>>146787581
git gud
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>>146788019
its been many years since i last played it but the 2d mode really wasnt that cool. The only use of it was to see if the strats fucked up in some way
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>>146782710
they're not literally who's though
that said the odds being so low on ldlc are pretty juicy, you might be in for some ez skins mate
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>englel
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>>146788583
>>146782710
I favor Spirit. ex-YP with Arcade members.
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are there any free skines today?
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>>146789258
Go all in on EnvyUS on their matches against VP tomorrow
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>>146789258
Yes.
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>>146786598
Shox hack to ass rape the favela br cunts. All is forgiven
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>>146789414
those are played tho
>>146789409
ok senpai imma suck your dick when i win big
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>>146789258
>on a 20 bet win streak
>endlessly second guessing bets I'd normally go in on out of fear I'm very soon about to lose big on an upset
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>>146789767
>tfw have only won 20 bets out of around 80
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you now remember shox
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>>146787581
are there literally people here so shit they think anyone hacks in csgo especially in silver trash tiers you are in?
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>>146789982
I'm on 40 bets out of 47, and only 2 of those 7 being non-icb's (that orbit match being investigated for match fixing, and dendd vs kalash 47, which I'm pretty certain was fixed as well)
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>>146790628
Swedes vs no-name Russians, so I don't think it was a match-fix, but the Ruski's might have cheated.
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s1mple looks like a cancer patient
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Open this $5 CSGO weapon case that just dropped for me or trade it for keys?
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>>146792681
Sell it and save the money for your favourite skin or another video game.
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how many keys?
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>>146792681
sell it and spend it all on kawaii killer stickers
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>>146776789
>inactive until the end of his contract
pretty sure thoring talked about this in a video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HzB-LhkhoM
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>>146793975
jesus christ
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>>146794101
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flusha = god
shox = jesus
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>>146668459
it's cause of brexit.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbVRcf0qIr4
kek
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>>146794745
cheating is wrong
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