>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://store.steampowered.com/news/22385/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
>CURRENT TOURNAMENT : THE INTERNATIONAL 2016 REGIONAL QUALIFIERS
Preview: http://www.liquiddota.com/forum/dota-2-general/510717-ti6-regional-qualifiers-preview
Stream: https://www.twitch tv/beyondthesummit
Liquipedia: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/The_International/2016/Main_Qualifiers
Dotabuff: http://www.dotabuff.com/esports/leagues/4664
VODS: https://www.youtube.com/user/beyondthesummittv/videos
>BETTING
Cosmetic Items:
www.dota2lounge.com
http://dota2.vpgame.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/dota2/gosubet
http://dota2.vpgame.com/
PREVIOUSLY ON DEE TOO GEE
>>146595775
First for Secret first seed
first for singsing
he will be back~
can you guys stop being so sexist and rude to the female talent at bts, they're trying their hardest and it isn't fair for them to be criticized so hard
first for Artour's manseed
BEESA
When's our boys /vg/ gaming playing?
WHY CAN'T ANY FUCKING STUDIO HAVE DECENT IN-GAME AUDIO? ALL OF THEM KEEP CUTTING OUT.
JUST FUCKING FIX YOUR IN-GAME AUDIO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
YO!
it was lookin' like the start of another epic forced 50 adventure but thankfully my boy banehallow stepped in to settle things.
>>146618028
>unironically being a badman
>>146617964
but anon how could my gf also be yours it doesn't make sense
>>146618070
/beyondthesummit3
soon
can you FUCKING IDIOTS stop holding posts when we get in the new range? It's why we have thread wars / janny deletes because we literally have to wait like 40 mins for you shitters to post 25 memes
>STORM SPIRIT
LET THE FUN BEGIN
>>146618087
are you watching in game? i had trouble yesterday, casters were cutting all the time
HAHAHAHAHA
>>146618149
>GOD TIER
One on far left
>GREAT TIER
Second from far right
>MEH TIER
2nd from the left
>Maybe with a bag on their head
Far right
>OH SHIT NIGGA WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Middle
I wonder what the combined MMR is of ODpixel and sir action slacks
>>146618210
Trying to, but fuck it.
I really wish whoever is in charge of this miserable in-game audio gets his testicles ripped off bare hands and then force-fed to him.
whats going on
>EU is a tier 1 region
>>146618149
Second from the right is mine.
>>146618279
>virgin tier
you
>>146618279
i'm so glad to share a thread with QUALITY posters like (you)
>>146618325
it's network problems nigger, not the studio
>MVP
>OG
>NewBee
>LGD
>Team Liquid
Is this the most competitive TI yet?
>>146617912
I just scrolled up
RIP /scv/
guess that means >we rapefugee now
>LD just closed the predictions and refused to make any
Fuck you too man
GOD DAMMIT
I WAS TOO BUSY SHITPOSTING TO ENTER MY PREDICTIONS
VALVE WE SERIOUSLY NEED MORE THAN 60 SECONDS FOR THIS SHIT
>>146618087
>>146618210
>he has the chance to watch in-game
>he still subjects himself to the cancer that is the dota 2 casting scene
for what purpose
This is a 10/10 in amurica
>>146618591
to listen to slacks cast. top notch color commentary
>valve does a collab with GW for warhammer fantasy themed items
>barely any heroes are righ' and propah orky enuff to 'ave gud hatz
>le forced 50
>le shitskins in muh games
>le dunning kruger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eF_FSF41aDI
>>146618564
how bad did I mess up
>>146618597
GrandGrant?
Yea.
why the fuck is this john candy sounding faggot casting?
>>146618437
lol
og is the clear favorite and liquid is the only team with a real chance against them. that's it
people always pretend random meme teams have a chance
>>146618734
that's me dude...
>>146618591
I can't even fucking tab out to shitpost as I do, because thanks to Valve's excelent coding, and my shit PC, I drop like 10 FPS every time I alt-tab
>>146618734
Because he appeals to the reddit crowd.
>>146618734
wqho the fuck is johnc andy
I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
Hey
>>146618762
>he doesn't remember Orange's run
kys my man
who /ibu/ here?
when will we see a female(preferably one that was born with a vagina) play at the professional level of dota?
Hey
>>146618849
can you draw sheever as a horse with a giant horse cock
>>146618826
you redditors really need to kys
>>146618884
Probably never because doturds and most doturd players are such undersexed spergs that they couldn't handle being within 10 feet of a girl for hours a day without whipping it out.
>>146618762
EG is back with a dumped Aui replaced with the far superior Zai
If you don't think TI is the ultimate place for the favorite to get trashed you're wrong.
>>146618363
UH EXCUSE ME
ITS UK, EASTERN EUROPE AND EU IN THAT BRACKET OK
CHECK YOUR NA PRIVILEGE
>>146618849
Draw more of based fit spectre
>>146618889
filtered
>>146618884
Never.
Whatever team she's on will tear itself apart over romantic drama.
>>146618884
When streaming like a slut is not as profitable as winning shits.
So never.
>>146618884
they tried that once for a showmatch at SL
"pro" female teams were literally worse than 1k players
>ganks someone
>kicks her PC so hard it shuts down
>>146618849
Draw Faceless Void with Mushi's face please.
>>146619049
Link?
>TI fucking qualifiers
>less viewers than Overwatch
uhhh dotards?
>>146619012
not if she dresses up like a boy and has her entire team thinking she's a boy until one day the position 1 carry catches her coming out of the shower at their TI bootcamp and they start having a secret romance and the rest of the team think the two are becoming gayfagswould make for an amazing kdrama desu
I'm sick of this game, how beginner friendly is Starcraft 2?
>>146619141
classic bts
idk how thinks hiring them is ever a good idea
>>146618849
this but WR face
>>146619141
4 am in Englandistan and 5-6 am in the EU
>>146619141
>Terrible casts
>Tier 3 teams playing
>Multiple streams, all of them which have shit-tier casts
I wonder why
this drone is rigged
>>146618849
draw some pepe
>>146619124
found it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XUQ4mFZPTY
>>146619190
valve*
>>146619141
reminder that if 2GD and adbc were here hosting the EU Hub with kitty cam we would be the #1 stream on twitch
even my mother thought that shit was cute.
They could've gotten Liquid and OG players to hang out, it would've been amazing.
>>146619156
That sounds more like a doujin desuwould fap. Tomboys are the cutest.
>>146618884
who is she?
how do YOU build terrorblade?
>>146618849
drawwhatever you feel like drawing, qt. in fact you don't even have to draw anything if you don't want to :3
>>146618849r63 slark cum inflation
>>146619346
Rush Manta
>>146619367
>telling an artist not to draw and this not imprve his talent
stupid anime neet how do you think ur nip artists draw those fake girls so well?
>>146619346
I miss zai broodmother so fucking much
Easily the best brood in all pro dota
>>146618849
draw some Tracer x Windranger desu
>>146619436
>fake girls
umm excuse me
>>146619448
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY FUCKING LC COMIC REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>146619507
I spilled ink on the final drafts, sorry redoing them
>Chinese games are starting
thank GOD, I didn't want to watch this SEAshit anyway
oppa, when does esports start?
>>146619507
>he still reads comics
Grow up, fag.
>>146619595
>The best game, VG.R vs VG, is casted by Lyrical
I really want to learn to speak russian so I don't have to deal with this shit
>>146619320
My father thought James is an ass.
>>146619603
>not learning a foreign language with comic books
>>146619597
I'm way too young to be your grandpa, qt ;)
>>146619715
your father is a beta cuck
>sheever and siractionslacks realize the real free check is in casting
>so they get gorman to get them free casting spots so valve invites them to ti
rofl
honestly fuck this scene
>>146619597
>tfw Project Feet was a failure because of a fucking turncoat.
>>146619776
try again with less memes
>>146619801
Doesn't casting literally pay just minimum wage? That's what I've always heard.
fucking BHC
>>146619801
Sheever doesn't know shit about dota either, her casting solely on a level of knowledge is total ass
At least SAS tries to be entertaining, she puts in no effort or insight.
>>146619908
yea pretty much
but you work what like 20 days total the entire year
>>146619908
DELET THIS
>>146619875
your father is a pussy
>>146619908
Yeah that's why an economics professor takes off work to come cast.
So oppa, what's your MMR?
>>146619908
it does
but its still more than not attending any events like sheever
>chinese doto starts
>hype
>Naga Siren
>>146620021
plastic
>>146620021
Why not just get a real doll?
>gookposting
REMINDER TO IGNORE GOOKSHITTERS AND STARCRUMPETS
WHAT THE FUCK THIS MULTICAST IS THE WORST IDEA EVER
>>146620101
watch vg vs vg my man
or fnatic vs wgu
>>146619748what program are you using to read the manga pls no bully
>>146620101
>chinese doto starts
so can i just jump between games to put as many predictions as i can per round and then go back to watching the game i want ?
>>146619448
~__________~
>>146620102
Remember when someone posted pic related on a Real Doll forum looking for the model?
>>146619908
I mean think about it
lumi works like two times a year for less than 30 days basically bullshitting talking about nothing
and he gets prob higher than working an entire year 40 hours a week every day
its a sweet gig
>VG vs VG.R
>Rylai thinks I won't get buffed next patch
I'm ulting ur ass every time I see you
>>146620448
>tfw ywn befriend das juden
>>146619448
this kpg trashposter is everywhere
>>146620448
lmfao no he does not
>>146620417
Dotards, who is the IdrA of dota?
>>146619908
ODPixel said that the average online cast is 20 dollars a game, so 60 dollars for a best of 3, but events can get you thousands
>>146620417
evu~~
>>146620021
>no tiddies
fuck you
>>146618849
draw some sfw
SO, what are we watching ? No fuckign chance in hell i'm gonna stay on sheever's stream
Is slacks our guy?
>>146620573
arteezy no doubt
>>146620665
VG vs VGR
>>146620665
I'm watching /vg/ Gaming versus Vici Gaming Reborn in-game but the audio on the casters keeps fucking cutting out
>>146620573
PPD
>>146620573
artour
>>146620573
Would have to be someone that
>ragequits games early
>loud and obnoxious
>nerdy and gay
>tier 3 player
Ritsu or Yawar
>>146620704
slacks is literally reddlt in human form
>>146620705
>>146620780
they don't really whine about balance or call gg when they fuck up an ancient stack
SHADOW
FIEND
Slacks and Thorin are our guys fuck off contrarians
>>146620021
Hey nuna want some chapssaltteok?
>>146620960
>likes notorious contrarian
>tells contrarians to fuck off
I want grant to pee on me
>>146620960
hey you browse reddit too? high five bro!
>oracle meta
how do we feel about this?
>>146620021
asians are hideous tbH
>>146620960
t. "I only use it for news" Redditor
>>146621086
It's more the Terrorblade meta i'm un-used to
>>146621037
>nuna
Daebak!
Why is getting (You)s during this time always so easy? I think it's because the subhuman seamonkies are waking up and starting to post.
>>146621086
pubshitters will realise he's OP as fuck now
>play warlock because I'm tired playing lion
>lose because the hero is dogshit
doturds?
>>146621118
Irespect your opinion
>>146620219
what am I looking at?
Why Attacker uses words like "cock", "nigger" etc.? Listens to indie folk Life is Strange music and so on.
4chan told me that muslims are not like this.
Uh Dotards OUR GIRL Autodestruction is casting IG vs Wings right now
>>146621339
Gooks trying to appear white.
>>146621339
Kelly Milkies' sisters
>>146621401
who
Who watching /toyota/ here?
>>146621384
why are you watching some pubstar when OUR LITERAL GUYS BURNING AND ROTK ARE PLAYING END YOURSELF
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHY THE FUYCK DO PEOPLE INVITE FUCKING BLAZE TO THINGS
>no weeaboo dotard slav gf
why even live
also all of the Chinese games are lagging horribly for me in client, I can only watch the SEA games. I don't understand why.
>>146621498
>DotA TV shit itself in the VG/VGR game
nice fucking game dotards
>>146621448
russian 6k goddess
Suppose i skipped over the whole lost thing because it was too mainstream
Would it be worth watching now?
>>146621249
I don't know, but it's so fucking easy, just be confident in your shitposts and you'll always get FREE (You)'s
>>146621498
>>146621593
why is lada_850 so based lads
>>146621285
Thanks Iappreciate it
>>146620573
arteezy
>>146621618
No, if you weren't on /tv/ when LOST was at its most hype then you missed the boat. The series has not aged well and half the fun of the show was posting dumb ass theories/ideas with other anons.
>>146620553
yea ld might pay him less than minimum wage
>castes the IG v Navi game
>casted the best TI finals to ever grace us
>has a dota casting empire
How can anyone even compete?
>tfw you pick QoP
>>146620920
Peter DagerVerified account
@Peterpandam
no salt but this meta allows bad teams to beat good teams. hoping for a new patch soonhe was right tho
>>146621962
Tobi doesn't need people to post bait on his behalf every thread, why does LD?
what if ld is not actually a jew but sunsfan is
>>146620814
this desu senpai
the problem with ppd and artour is that they aren't terrible players (well maybe artour is)
>>146622068
what if they're both jews
I thought Ayesee was gonna be casting what happened?
>draskyl is casting
>with three of the worst casters
>>146622068
I'm pretty sure Sunsfan is Lebanese or Armenian. Some of those people look like Jews but really aren'tand believe me I would know my dick has a thing for Jewesses but it gets false positives from Armenians, etc
>>146622139
>>146622201
oops
whats the best bts stream#?
>>146622201
draskl is overrated, he sometimes have retarded predictions
>>146622245
>my dick has a thing for jewesses
is your dick mine?
>>146622201
how the mighty have fallen
could have been one of the best analysts but stopped trying to stream on twitch for tard bux
>>146622403
Probably.
>>146622352
BTS #2 if they actually went somewhere without a door guardian blocking
>>146622410
I remember when draskyl stream was good. It was so good. Pulling shit like Tiny+Pudge double strongman lane with fucking Brax of all people. Some serious entertainment. Now, and I say this with sorrow in my heart, his sub streams might be the worst dota content produced on all of twitch tv.
>>146622410
he streams, its just that the audience has very much moved on from the 2014 crowd. his heroes were nerfed out of meta for most part for quite a few past patches so he wasnt really fun to watch. doesnt help that his shithead friends (looking at Tony) are absolutely terrible on stream
WHERE IS JOHN CONNOR
>>146620297
CDisplayEX
Don't worry, man. Unlike the posers on /a/ who pretend to be hardcore anime fans by enforcing arbitrary autistic rules such as "le no recommendations!" I actually know Japanese and don't mind recommending things to a fellow bro.
Frankly, I wish there were better programs out there. Most manga/comic book viewing programs have stagnated but CDisplayEX gets the job done.
I tried MangaMeeya but I'm too retarded to figure out how to open two instances of the program at once two read two different series. Ho
I wanna watch VG vs VG.R but dotatv is taking a shit so I'm stuck watching demon instead
>>146622605
He just streams with absolute shitter so his games are almost always stomps
I actually love watching him lose as a 20/2 hero while all his allies are feeding
>>146621762
Hey, who's this sexy bitch?
>>146622842
Lexi Belle but she's not so good anymore.
>>146622842
>white woman
>sexy
ebin hanashi senpai
>>146622563
It's a well known fact that jewesses are enhanced through magic rituals to be as hot as possible so they can steal goyim seed>tfw no chosen people gf
>>146621274
Best healer, one of the strongest nnukers, a purge and a disarm. That's all discounting his game turning ultimate. 1.4 bat. He's very strong.
>current year
>still no gay hero
Defend this
>>146622953
lol white women are the best weeb-kun
>>146622761
ohkay thanks
i used comic rack but it was confusing to use first time
but its still good if you get the hang of it
>I actually know Japanese and don't mind recommending things to a fellow bro.i dont know katakana, hope it supports eng mangas
>>146623015
People were making this list and calling him OP for years before he was released and he's still not picked a lot
>>146622861
whos the new lexi belle
>>146622968
I asked out three Jewish girls during my senior year and they all had BFs.
>>146623072
>Berenstain
>let the timbersaw have almost 30 bloodstone charges
>>146623143
Riley Reid or Samantha Rone.
>>146623175
>he's from worst universe
>>146623132
I want soe to pee on me
>Rave Ember Spirit with 2 divine rapiers
they're still gonna lose lmao
>>146622861
>she's not so good anymore.
What happened?
>>146623341
Got fat.
At first it was just kind of chubby/thick so it was still okay but now she's just fat.
>>146623341
age
>>146623341
She got fat, and not the UHH THICKER kind of fat.
>>146623341
I want to impregnate Maki
>This fnatic vs WG game
What the fuck is fucking going on.
>>146623341
lemonade?
PHOENIX HAS RAPIER AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
blaze is so fucking stupid
so when is that blonde qt stripping
>>146623341
Adelaide?
what's my name again?
>>146623581
cry everytim
>>146623175
>he doesn't know
Laughing out loud
>>146623581
HIGH TEST
>>146623581
looks fine to me
>>146623581
is she trying to eat the other girl
>>146623581
Lesbian porn is the worst
>>146623710
stop
anime girils have noses
>>146623581
T H I C C
It feels like forever since I've heard lumi.
Is he still obviously disinterested in the game like he was a couple years ago?
>>146623581
wow lexi belle put on some weight
>>146623921
STOP!
>>146623945
Nice...
Nice......
Now this is more of my style..
Who rooting for our boy /jimbo/ here?
>>146623581
Holy fuck she got fat as fuck
this game is suffering to a demon fan
>>146623921
ANIME GIRLS HAVE MOUTHS AND NOSES
JIMMY HO THROWING A FORTY-FIVE THOUSAND GOLD LEAD
>>146623581
that fat fuck is fat
>>146623742
stop using Adelaide images!
>>146623581
thicc
>>146624198
wat have you done
who's the bigger farm vacuum
storm or ember
>>146623921
Mr. Anderson.... What good is a phone call... if you cannot speak?
>>146624123
classic jimmy
>>146624330
tinker
>>146624271
who are you and what are you doing in my thread
>>146623945
>tfw I had a Japanese gf hotter than this
kek
And you nerds thought learning Japanese would have no benefits
has dota sunk so low that jimmy fucking ho can make it to a TI?
>>146624271
>>146624425
>who are you
I'm the true chosen by the mist.
>>146624034
just post a link and stop playing with my emotions
>>146624442
3 way time inc
this is like the year of old EG resurgence
Jeyo AND/OR Demon can qualify for fucking TI
what a wild ride
if only demon hadnt blown his dota 2 career earlier
>>146624376
I was dying on the inside, I can't believe I watched that fucking shitty ass dota game.
Glad jimmy fucking won though, game of no fucking bkbs versus disruptor though. What the fuck.
>>146624442
Jimmy's played at two TI's and he fucking earned it at TI4 beating shitquid into shape and winning the wildcard
>SF the badTB vs TB
>>146624442
Valve fucked up with the qualifier spots
should have only been one spot for NA, one for SEA, 2 or 3 for CN and 2 or 3 for EU
>>146624708
Vega won the wildcard at TI4 though
>>146624519
66484/5188263fb6/
Also, takuji is a fucking god
801273/93ead20fd6/
how do we make midlane great again
>>146624746
I wish this happened just so we could've seen how mad swindlez would be
>>146624428
>censoring her penis
dude
not cool
FEAR WHAT YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND
>>146624910
Man.. you're really trying to depress the mood here, aren't you.
Not cool, dude.
SHRIEK WHEN YOU SEE ME
>>146624797
I can't be expected to remember that shit
point is he did way better than anyone expected him to
>>146624837
>66484/5188263fb6/
not found
think you missed a number
You know whats fucking disgusting?
seeing all the carries buying MKB because one person on each time has a butterfly
>>146624894
remove bounty runes and undo the nerfs to bottle regen
Why is Mikasa playing for VG.R
Wasnt their mid another player?
>>146625102
>damage is bad
>>146625084
Demon was about to show Korok just how hard you can hit a bitch but then he saw the camera
>watching vg vs vg.r
>running 5 torrents
>ping is only 105 according to the in-game stats, 0% loss
>still stutters like a motherfucker
Nice servers, Valve.
>>146625102
They all have BKB as well so can't bloodthorn
>>146625165
"family issues"
thats why they have to use mikasa again
This TB should get refresher
what was timbersaw meme build again?
Poor mans, arcanes, and soul ring while maxing reactive armor?
>>146625216
what. their mid was fucking 1 million times better than mikasa iirc
>>146625086
So I did.
There should be a 7 at the beginning.
>>146625419
he is way better yeah
but due to family issues he cant play at the regionals
>>146625384
radiance
>>146625165
NoNo is on personal leave
sad desu because the kid can play but people have been giving him shit
>>146625247
Small typo there, I was supposed to write "now" instead of "not".
Sorry.
>>146625495
family issues is an chinese excuse for this guy doesn't suit our team
this terrorblade constnatly missing kills for lack of skadi
but he needs his useless mkb... and his fucking consumed moonshit
>>146625575
>chinese
People all over the world use "family issues" as an excuse for all kinds of things.
>batrider
rofl
>picking SF the badTB
VG.R deserve to lose
>>146625247
do you know what anonymous means?
it means you're on the wrong website if you want people to know who you are based on your posts
>this fucking Vici game
Test
fucking zyf
>TB without Skadi aka bigstats
>still wins
holy shit what a hero
well good thing you bought those bots lvl 2 and MKB jugg
Very useful items
*dies in 3 hits by terrorblade*
love it
jugg
>Butterfly & MKB Terrorblade
I guarantee 100% that two skatis would be much better.
Daedalus is good since it benefits your illusions but MKB barely does. 5k gold for true strike and nothing more on illusions isn't worth it.
>>146625974
t. unranked pro
WISE FLEE MY FOOTBALLS
SAY MY NAME!
you know the scene is shit when some white trash like grant made it
>>146625974
You guys do realize that the main hero himself does more single target damage than a PA does, right?
>>146625903
What?
But I am anonymous..
What's your point?
woah grant's teeth are major fucked up
Have barely seen any TB's go diffusal, item is pretty fucking good
>>146625974
>riki
>sf with butterfly
>dont buy mkb
>>146626151
kys, grant is god
>>146626257
go fix your teeth you redneck
whats the name of this chinese music playing right now?
grant=based
>Timbersaw is balanced
>>146626284
nys, nonwhite scum
>>146625974
>2 skadis
Its like when I go 5 heart + blink dagger on centaur
>bloodseeker picked
>>146626369
>nys
>>146626156
>high attack speed because low BAT and high agi growth
>because of FREE RELIC from ranged form and high agi gain, he can build stats and still get 300+ base damage
what a fucking hero
YOU'RE
>>146626561
cute!
>>146626398
I always knew YapzOr was a gulagite.
>>146626156
that's impossible
Sheever has some really broad shoulders
>Mirana, Doom, Void, Batrider
what is this, TI4?
>>146626825
so this is what binge drinking 20 dr. peppers does to a man...
>>146626825
Almost as bad as kelly tbqh that's just horrific
>>146626825
mr. walmart employee looks like a fucking globin
>Phantom Assassin literally copying Akali
Dotards have no end.
>>146626619
No, it's really not.
With TB's base attack time, his stat gain and the bonus from metamoprh, TB himself can out dps a PA on average. And TB can turn himself into a ranged hero, too.
>>146626825
Why don't TB's go mid?
I'm just theory crafting here but couldn't a TB do decent mid by last hitting and harassing with metamorph, and if the lane is hard he could just last hit with his illusions?
>>146626957
not to mention PA relies too much on RNG to do damage
>>146627067
EG did TB mid today.
>>146627067
>has no HP
>most mids are magic damage focused
>>146626825
Can anyone tell me what does Grant do in the dota scene? His been a personality since forever playing with the likes of icefrog even but I have no idea what he does.
>>146627067
That reminds me, I completely forgot to watch this series.
>>146627067
>going mid against DP/DK
rofl
>>146627312
He pals around with NA dota players, namely Fear, Demon, Bulba, Arteezy.
He casts irrelevant NA dota teams (for free mostly)
thegdstudio/v/30593793
>never again
why even live
>>146627312
he posts "content" on NAdota and casts mostly irrelevant stuff
>>146627374
>>146627504
So basically he's an irrelevant faggot forcing himself to fit in the scene through connections , He's less of a personality than Slacks I see.
>>146627432
STOP
MAKING
ME
FEEL
THESE
FEELS
how come the English casters on Jimmy's game sound like they're doing terrible Asian impressions
>pick pa
>don't build damage items
Hey, are there any decent games worth watching right now, DOTARDS?
Or should I like, just go and watch my Animes instead?
You can attack one dota personality.
Who do you attack and what hero ability do you use?
>>146627652
at least he doesn't pander to reddit
he's mostly unapologetically himself
though that ad for loot market is a little concerning
>>146626146
raijin thundercuck
>>146627793
Infest on Soe because I want to be inside of her
>>146627734
One is a Singaporean and the other is a Thailander
>>146627793
LD
Laguna Blade
>Picking Drow the badTB
>Haven't been watching EU Qualifiers
>Take a look at standings
>Secret 4-1
>Hmm, who did they lose to?
>Virtus, Fucking, Pro
Holy fucking shit. VP knocked them out of TI5, Empire knocked them out of Manilla. Knocked out of playoffs or to Lower brackets by VP & Empire at Epicenter and ESL Manilla.
Would be fucking hilarious if it was one of those two that knocked them out of the lower bracket this year.
>be 5K on USE
>account buying has become so wildly out of control I'm lucky to see a single other english speaking soul over the course of 5 games
>look at recent Dota 2 Updates
>Volvo made a change so that Smurfs/Boost Accounts can literally just buy hats to be able to instantly play ranked
>Valve is literally, rather than trying to curb account buying, encouraging and trying to profit off of it
the NA servers are literally approaching levels of being outright unplayable, this is fucking ridiculous
do they really think people aren't going to stop playing the game over this shit? How long do they think they can keep this up before people move to Overshit or the new WoW expansion or whatever the fuck is new? This game is literally on a fucking speed rail to killing itself. Getting the max level courier in the new compendium costs well over $1000 fucking dollars.
>>146627793
aghs upgraded Timelapse on Soe
>>146627910
>Laguna Blade
His nose might absorb the strike like a lightning rod
>>146623581
H I G H
I
G
H
T E S T
E
S
T
>>146627793
false promise on 2gd next year and hope it lasts long enough for him to make another eu hub
i know its not technically attacking him but fuck off
>>146627925
I want to see a team pick drow AND tb, would be so good.
>>146627942
Getting the LC quest requires a minimum of 70 USD spent on the compendium.
>>146627951
>>146627942
im already contemplating buying ow just because im usually the only one that speaks english in my ranked games
ive tried us east and us west and both are equally 'ethnically enriched' to put it lightly
>>146627793
I'd use rupture on notail and rape his girlfriend as he's forced to tp back to fountain
>>146627979
So? Lightning rods don't nullify the lightning bolt just by existing, they have to transfer it somewhere that leads harmlessly to ground, not into a jewish man's face.
>>146627793
tobi
dismember
Visage pick when?
>>146626363
All you have to do is kotl his jungle and he is useless
>>146627067
because very few heros can reliably mid
You need a combination of a buncha things
TB has no escape, no wave clear, can't really jungle early, is low hp
If someone is sucking your dick all game, stacking camps and ensuring your farm
Sure you could go mid
>>146628057
>Drow, VS and TB
>drow builds mass AGI
>main TB with VS doing 600+ damage per hit
>>146627793
I'd pounce on sheever :3
>>146626363
Windranger, Kotl. Skywrath, Batrider, Doom and Lifestealer all exist.
So yes, Timbersaw is balanced.
Can someone spoonfeed me why the following heroes disappeared from the meta?
>Clockwerk
>Visage
>Bane
>>146628408
>can't really jungle early
PMS and 10 base armor, he can jungle quite well, give him if you upgrade qb to iron talon then he's good
How do I watch Chinese games through DotA TV without it shitting itself?
>>146628591
They didn't control the tempo.
Guys what if aether lens after diffusal on roamin riki
>>146627793
Ravage
Hao
Reminder to watch Chink games in huomao.tv or panda.tv, no KA LE at all plus no shitty commentators
>>146628697
Tempo isn't a hero in dota though
>>146628591
>>Bane
ACtually not sure why he's gone when Timber and LS are back in the meta.
Give it time though, if you have a Batrider ban, depending on the team you could see Bane picks.
As for visage? Lil and Aui aren't in the Pro scene anymore.
Clockwerk? He gets eaten alive by the current set of carries around.
>>146628591
Clock cant farm jungle as fast as tide,slardar,darkseer,bm etc fotm offlaner hero
Visage I have no idea since noone has ever picked him for like a year now
Bane isnt needed since void , bm , enigma are much better picks and roaming support leaves you with a weak 5 position if you compare to the alternatives.
>>146628591
>Clockwerk
Initiator who kind of just suicide half the time and ends up underfarmed. Not strong enough in lane anymore to be a popular offlane pick, can only offlane and can't really Iron Talon jungle that well.
>Visage
Only a couple pros were even good enough on the player when he was OP, now that his Grave Chill, etc have been nerfed he can't zone lane as well or gank as well.
>Bane
Still meta just not as amazing as other supports.
>>146628591
circle cogs
needs too much farm to be relevant
? bane is still picked sometimes, maybe slightly more situational but still viable
>>146628885
why did they give clockwerk circle cogs?
>>146618279
>everything except far right is completely wrong
Please seek help, you have horrible taste.
>>146628783
I haven't had to watch Kalle in ages anyway, he fell out of relevance. Memes dropped 40%.
>>146628938
because you wouldn't suck my dick
>>146628723
good if you're defending highground and want to drop smoke without getting jumped on
>>146627793
sunstrike slacks and end it all
>>146628938
Muh aesthetics , which nerfed him so bad since square cogs are much more likely to hit enemies.
>>146628938
Dumb Kumiko poster.
When are you going to suck me off?
>>146628938
much like tp scrolls costing gold, using spells to block offlane creeps is toxic and unfun
>>146627951
Hue.
>>146627793
I would sunder Sumail, stealing his youth and leaving him a 45 year old man
>EUROPE IS A TIER 1 REGION
>>146629403
FACT: Not a single non-euro team has made it to a Major grand final this year.
>>146629304
you would have to be 45 to begin with in order for it to make him that old
go the fuck away Nahaz nobody wants you here
TNC LMAO
>that pause after teamwipe
lmao demon
>>146629570
im cool. I am a feminist sure but I can also post on 4chan, and my favorite board vg
Guys is MMR easier today for anyone else? I woke up, won 7, ez katka. What gives?
>>146628783
>chinks have Zhou casting
>we have slacks and llama
OUR BOY DEMON IS DOING IT.
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>146623132
his skill set basically requires you to play perfectly if you use him to his full potential. you can make some really clutch saves with Fate's Edict (global ulties, assassinate, laguna blade) or False Promise, but at the same time you can just RUIN a teamfight if you disarm your carry at the wrong time, or apply false promise too early (in the case of some professional games we've seen recently)
he can become obscenely strong, but the meta right now is to keep him as hard support, which to be honest is a waste of potential.
but you
>>146630052
god eg was so garbage back then
why would someone care enough to make this shoop?
>>146630295
We have quite a few Europeans here so maybe you can answer a question I've had for awhile.
Why are you guys always so insistent on disowning anything that's bad or loses by defaulting to nationality or ethnicity? It's not a racial thing either, because you'll do it to whites too. Are Europeans actually xenophobic despite their insistence otherwise?
I'd have asked /pol/ this question instead, but, well.../pol/. Yeah.
>>146628885
Yeah, bane even got a cooldown buff to brainsap so he's even better now.
>>146630295
>caring about a team only because they are strong
Bandwagonerfag spotted. Go support OG retard
>>146630448
with the way Jimmy works out that might not be an impossibility desu
Guys any link from where Kuro did that Q&A session with twitch chat when everyone else was sleeping?
I haven't seen that thing.
Best one I've got is this
thegdstudio/v/30593793
Can't find it anywhere
which open qualifier region has the best meta?
Reminder that Slacks deserves a casting spot at TI6
>slacks
>>146630650
there was literally nothing redeemable about pre sadboys eg and I like tons of shit teams..
>>146630952
Pretty good show.
>>146630882
most vods deleted and there never was a full upload of the entire event for some reason
>>146630889
don't know but I'm watching white fries vs tnc with a bloodseeker and necro
>>146631142
Shorts are all the best shows nowadays.
Luluco.
Galko-chan.
Danna ga Nani.
LD hates slack so much
>>146631260
>Galko-chan.
Was this really good?
>>146628246
never bby visage is hard
>>146631197
found it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_OeY34uPUc&list=PLCjdNJKD4q7UDFGrp_piO6h3drpaNYzES
>>146631376
Yeah it was pretty good, not at all a shoujo or yuri or moe anime if you're expecting that.
>>146631293
I don't think you banter with humans much
who is this cringy caster talking on the beyond the summit stream
>>146631702
they seem chill now, but i felt some tension if you know what i'm saying
>>146631813
That's because they are fingering each others assholes
jut woke up
fill me in on the drama guys
why is ta and drow allowed
>>146631870
Fkingmad was arrested in Seattle with three handguns and 5 boxes of ammunition, screaming PEEEEDURRRRRRR
>>146631870
Jimmy's going to TI. Col are probably not gonna make it.
necrolyte is definitely getting a nerf after this, right?
>>146632103
>swindlez complaining about not getting invites
>can't even get through qualifiers
fucking hilariouis
LD mad lel
LD
IS
OUR
JEW
>China doto is literally afarmingshit fest
JACKAYY
>>146632142
what's going on, watching drow give templar assassin FREE RAPIER
Slacks can do stats.
Slacks can do interviews.
Slacks can do casting.
What CAN'T he do?No, but the LD/Slacks bants have been p-decent.
SILENCE
>>146631870
Alliance is getting in because synd and fng threw.
>>146632203
They've only lost one game retard.
>>146632380
grow more hair
WHAT ARE WE WATCHING?
Sheever can do stats.
Sheever can do interviews.
Sheever can do casting.
Sheever can do hosting.
What CAN'T she do?No, but the Sheever,panel bants have been p-decent
tnc fuckers should stop sucking hyhy's dick
so how many points you can get from this in game predictions?
>>146632554
Sheever can't speak english, for one.
>>146632554
>What CAN'T she do?
She's not Soe
>>146631870
grant fucked ppd's ex gf
>>146632530
BTS Multi-cast - The International 2016 Qualifiers
>>146632647
2 levels, already done it and took me just the NA qualifiers and some of the games of this night
>playing a game, winning pretty easily
>suddenly our Bane starts feeding intentionally
>we're not even throwing and he does this
>sells all his items and buys sentries
Can you guys explain how this happens at 5k? Did I piss someone off?
>>146629553
except for secret?
even then who cares about honey pot lans lmao
>>146632781
3 i mean, when you finish the ones from a game, you can jump to the others to make more predictions
KOTLguy can do hosting.
KOTLguy can do interviews.
KOTLguy can do casting.
KOTLguy can download software updates.
What CAN'T he do?No but seriously please update my software so I can attend TI, upload your souls.
>>146632554
She's the stereotypical 'I leaned a language without speaking it'
>>146632858
The higher MMR you get, the easier it is to tilt.
>>146632858
No anon, there is people that just wants to see the world burn. Report them so you dont encounter them again.
i can't think for myself, someone tell me what i should be angry about today
>>146632896
Secret is european
>PLD
>Misery
>w33
>Puppey
What are you smoking
>>146633026
everything
>>146633026
the weather
>>146633026Please be mad at the fact that I dont have friends
>>146632980
find john connor
>>146633026
George Will
>>146633026
your lack of ability to think for yourself
>>146633026
No pit lord or new heroes for 192 days but brand new Valve cosmetics every other month
>>146633026
Terrorblade's Sunder
>Slacks leaving LD speechless
I think OD just muredered slacks so they had to cut away
When is Jacky Mao playing
>>146633301
nice.
>>146633301
No offense red but is that her piercing or her nostril.
>>146633301
Can you draw CM petting a lvl 1 Tiny
>>146619834
what a beta
SEXUAL DEVIANT WINTER CASTING RAVE VS EXECRATION
GET IN HERE YOU CUTIES AND NERDS
>be 7ckingMad
>get blown the fuck out by NA dota
like clockwork
About to do the Windrunnerchallenge can I get some tips Gulag? I only ever play this ginger bitch when I random her.
>>146632917
you dont have to stay till the game is finished?
>>146633720
if you're going to make a post like this then at least say which stream it is
ya fuckin dope
>>146633409
piercing
>>146633720
what if I'm a a cutie but also a nerd?
>>146633784
land all your moves and kill the ancient
>>146633812
it looks a bit off because of that but awesome job man
>>146633784
Start Null Talisman if you have to
Buy Phase Boots Blink Aghs Daedalus/Maelstrom
>>146633801
nope, when i was watching another game i got the achievment of the 30 predictions
which game are we watching?
Cdec VG?
>>146633803
>Not watching in-game
>>146633868
That's okay.
>>146633986
slacks and ld
>>146633986
nobody is streaming it
bts is actualyl so fucking shit its incredible
>>146633784
Start brown boots tangoes
take mid lane
build treads -> aquila and max your stun to increase kill potential when your supports gank
then you can either go mask of madness for farming or desolator for fighting
after that you definitely want bloodthorn, build straight for that
hope this helps!
bts talking about pokemons
fuck these retards
how are they still in business
>>146634046
there's some in game commentators so someone is doing it
I'm not watching on twitch though
What onahole do you guys use while watching the quals?
>>146633347
chotto matte a bit senpai
>dotatv taking a shit again
guess that's my cue to go to sleep
>>146634151
They're still in business because there's no competition.
Joindota is p-much dead now that they don't do casting. Closest competition is fucking Moonduck.
Dude terrorblade lmao
>>146634183
Julia+
FEAR
WHAT
YOU
WILL
NEVER
UNDERSTAND
>picking Drow the badTB
>picking TA the badTB
>>146634183
Using the R-20, cheap but effective
>send help
how do you stop Terrorblade?
>picking any agi hero that isn't Terrorblade
might as well just forfeit
>>146634816
storm + ban in draft
>>146634816
Our God CLQ said something like "buy MKB"
>>146634816
revert back to TI5 patch
Do you fags have a discord?
>>146634925
yeah but its full of shitters
>>146634925
>reddit botnet
Why do I need those?
>>146634925
3 actually
T H I C C
>>146633087
puppey is not european and neither is w33
who is this thiccfu?
>>146635150
a solid 8.5
>>146635150
she was the hottest cosplayer at ti#
she considers herself a solid 8/10
>>146635150
thicc
Uhm dotards?
Care to explain this colossal failure of """dream team""""?
>>146633301
you are fucking sugoi red ty
>fnatic can't even top SEA qualifiers
lmfao
I miss GD Studio so much. Fuck these shit casters , I fucking resorted to russian cast ffs. Even the SEAhub with xyclops and lyxander is much more watchable. Atleast they try and cast the game.
>>146635204
>>146635242
wait seriously?
>>146635406
They won 4 LANs in a row before breaking up
>>146635406
did they get eliminated?
>>146618028
I like llama, not a big fan of sheever, and other chick is too new to pass judgment. I don't even know her name yet
>ywn be sandwiched between OD and Lumi's squishy nerd bodies
>>146633258
Why would one be angry about a completely balanced ult?
random literal who pinoys created a better studio than BTS
twitch.tv eggnetwork
How is it possible to be colored the literal color of shit like this
>>146634925
>using discord when you could just use irc and not have to deal with bullshit privacy policies
>using discord at all
what game should I move to
valve has unironically destroyed the game in the last 8 months with no signs of stopping
it's gone from having peruvians in half my games to being lucky if I see a single english speaking person over the course of 13 hours of playing
is Overwatch any good? It looks pretty dumbed down/shallow.
>>146635790
fuck off peenoise
>>146635915
It's a Team Fortress 2 clone that attempts to becompetitive.
>>146635790
Those are malaysians , pinoys doesn't have that ugly chinky accent
t.Pinoy
>tumblr caster
>fat ass
>dyed hair
why is it always like this?
>>146634046
RuHub5 is streaming it
>>146635915
fighting games
>>146635976
because they are not sugoi, qt
>>146636009
i thought SF5 was a complete flop though
and fuck ArcSys they treat western fans like absolute shit
g-guys, can I be picked bow ;_;
>>146636170
puppey first picks you every fucking time he can dumbass...
>>146635818
What about the privacy policy
What if VP knocks Secret out of qualifiers?
>>146635915
Overwatch is basically TF2, just with terrible balance and a lot more t&a.
>carry morph
>>146636330
I assume he wanted to be picked by a GOOD team
EG is legit going to trash everyone this summer
I'm a bit confused about the qualifier set up.
So the top of the group stage gets in, then the next 6 play against each other in a playoff format to get in, first place gets a guaranteed spot and second place gets the wild card? Or did I get it wrong?
>>146636443
honestly why did they kill strength morphling?
shouldn't there be a viable way to build him with most of his stats in strength?
Invite to the gulag discord
https://discord.gg/mSSHb
>EG on the rise
>EU in a slump
>OG is gonna pull a secret at TI
who's ready for a repeat?
>>146636580
das rite.
>>146636598
Yeah you go offlane iron talon, farm tranq soul ring blink and then morph strength
>>146636490
>>146636639
>play against teams like Void Boys and Vultur Gayming
>EG fans already celebrating TI win
Holy shit LD's losing it
>>146636639
>EU in a slump
Source?
>>146636707
Dude are u seeing how they have 200% dumpstered everyone so far?
They gonna 100% dumpster TI.
>>146636707
>yuro's still in denial
>they unironically think there's a single team in their qualifiers as good as vultur or drinking boys
tfw my compendium is bugged again
tfw my prediction prize pool
>>146635463
>grant casts na dota in his walmart uniform for 12 hours straight
>it's super fun
>reminds people he exists
>gets invited to bts house
>is bland as fuck once he's there
Thanks Obama.
>>146636580
actually das wasn't righting it's top 2-5 who get to play in playoffs.
>>146636943
yeah I think he has great potential, but he needs to be able to unleash his autism.
>""""analysts"""" minds are completely blown by a 4-4-0 build leshrac
How do these people get paid to do anything related to Dota 2?
What the fuck?
>>146637130
they need to let him solo cast
Is Moonmeander a good player/?
>>146635976
Cosplaying as Blizzard "waifus"
>no scout hero
uhm d2g?
>>146636639
I was expecting a group of insects.
>>146637316
Connections. Those are the only reason most of these retards get work.
>meanwhile, in the world of competent studios
What a fucking throw
>>146637374
I would
>you lived long enough to see riki become meta
>>146637364
yes.
>>146637598
I'm still waiting for Pos 1 Riki
2-4K mmr will be a trainwreck for months after
>WARLOCK
>>146637509
link? i hate the bts casters, just dogshit
FUCKING CHRIS SHAKE I MISS THE TI4 EU HUB WTF HAPPEN WTF
>>146636779
don't you know a shitpost when you see one
>>146637734
Don't you like all this professionalism, goyim?
vg vs ehome
axe and support kunnka
get in here lads
is ppd the best position 5 of all time?
>turn on the multicast
>lumi, 8.5, sheever, od talking about shit they have no knowledge about
>alright lemme switch to the actual cast of the game
>slacks
Yea, I'm done.
I hope you like our new more professional hub.
The next heat will be 9 games. Awesome right?
>>146637712
http://www.panda.tv/308982 is pic marstv
http://www.panda.tv/99999 zhou cast, more casual stream
If you get buffering issues, right click the player and pick one of the options with a number in it, also disable the floating chat with the button that says on a the bottom
its also on huomao.tv but I get buffering issues there
I saw an ant today trying to carry a whole potato chip on the ground outside and he was really struggling and gave up, so I broke off a small piece and put it in front of him and he grabbed that and walked off. Aiushtha would be proud.
>playing ranked
>pick a good hero, Earth Spirit
>fucking 4 pick decides randoming is the best idea
>gets Meepo
>keeps it
>"oh shit lol"
>swaps me
>he goes 0-1-0 and abandons
>I'm the best meepo on the team but still bad
>get decent farm for the first 30 minutes but their good lategame team starts fucking me
>we lose
why the fuck do these people play ranked honestly
>>146637915
>he doesn't like Slacks
It is like you hate fun, it isn't like you actually need someone to tell you what is happening in the game right? You arn't a 3K scrub right?
Ld is just a memer
>>146638038
ooga booga
>>146638141
he fiends d2g and loves it when we call him a jew
if soe had slacks' voice, she would literally be a 10 year old boy
>>146638180
um she'd still have a vagina dude
>Warlock/Luna lane
>This cast
Please fucking end my life
Someone give me a non-meme english stream
>James in twitch chat
>slack's bane impression
>>146638267
>>146638289
>he hates memes
>>146638289
just watch in game lad
>>146638009
Today I did an experiment
I found an ant at work and I wondered if they would bite off their own legs if they where stuck so I trapped his leg between 2 pieces of tape and stuck him to the counter and there he sat for 6 hours.
Every now and then he would try and pry the tape apart to free himself but most of the time he just sat there disheartened awaiting his death
Eventually I got bored and painted him white with a permanent marker and then cut the tape so there was a square piece still stuck to his leg but he was able to drag it around.
I like to imagine his shame as he goes back to the nest with this piece of tape stuck on his leg and covered in white marker and he tells the horrors of his ordeal to his fellow ants.
Barathrum would be proud.
guys the bane meme is so funny hahaha
>>146638216
but it's current year
>"professional" Dota 2 cast
>casters are swearing, mocking the players, and referencing memes
Uh... dotards?
>Slacks misquoting TDKR
I wish I enjoyed life as much as Slacks
The jew and elmo forcing humour
fucking hell I want yames to step in and shut it down
>>146638346
For you
What the fuck is going on
Fire them Gaben
Finally we have a CLEAR pic of Slacks' balding spot.
There -is- justice in this world!!!
>>146638362
Why does he wear the mask?
>>146638362
why does she wear the flask?
>>146638353
>people mad about memes
>meanwhile 90% of the posts ITT
uhhhh /d2g/?
>>146638352
>tfw good men have been fired for less
>ld and slacks memeing so hard d2g starts to hate memes
dotards i thought you loved memes
LD + Slacks best casting team of the year
ALL YEARS
>>146638362
tell me about the masketta man
>picking heroes
>no one is hovering over a carry
>"Who's going carry"
>no one says anything
>pick carry because 0 seconds left
>guy picks jungle LC
>"you take top lane so I farm jungle"
WHAT THE FUCK? I asked more than once whos gonna fucking carry, and no one says anything. This guy needs a knife shoved up his ass.
This fucking cast
>>146638439
>implying
Best meme casters is always going to be SyndereN + Sunsfan, DAC was amazing.
Slacks is a retard.
>>146638439
whoops meant to post this on reddit >_<
>>146638470
The mosquito man?
>>146638362
Bane?!
Who the FUCK is BANE?!
>>146638352
why do you want your casters to be boring fucks
its like Slacks is the only one with a personality
>>146638524
Why does he wear the mask?
>>146638498
>tfw no more orange soda power rankings
>>146638410
>>146638473
Every fuckig game
>2 guys hovering supprts, we have offlane and mid locked
>"looks good, juggs's pretty good this game, I'll probably jump on him then"
>silence
>0:00 seconds left to pick
>lock jugg
>both supports switch to AM and PA and lock.
>>146638410
OD is such a qt twink
So is Arc warden Canon the strongest hero?
Hey, what's the best meme to have come out of these threads anyway?
holy shit ig is actually pretty decent
>Tfw hungover
Just wanted to watch some comfy dota but I have to listen to Slacks shout like a mongoloid
>>146638632
When people do this to me, I just throw the game. Fuck these people. Shit up my game and ensure I'm not going to have any fun, you don't get to have fun either.
All I want from life is a 6k MMR caster to tell me about item builds, drafting, ganking
Is it TOO much to ask?
>>146638647
free?
or was that stolen from something else
>>146638643
LITERALLY HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE AND STRONGEST FUNDAMENTAL
NOTHING BEATS THE 2ND LAW OF THERMODYNAMICS
NOTHING
>>146638713
the only non-cuck thing to do tbqhwyf
>>146638560
Slacks is a fucking retard, go back to le reddit, we had 3 people who had personalities in the scene, Bruno is working with Valve, 2GD is banned from Valve and SUNSfan is a team owner now.
The new dota casters are pretty much dogshit besides OD and maybe Cap, fucking dakota makes me want to kill myself and slacks is the worst thing to ever happen to dota
>>146638653
Will Ferrari be relevant again ;_;
what is happening, i've lost 9/10 games, and 300 mmr in the last 3 days
every game there's fighting amidst the team, and i have to play support because someone 500 mmr below average takes a core role
is this what the hidden pool is like?
>>146638637
That's why the cougar is fucking him
She is a literal semen demon that baths in the sperm of young lads
>>146638719
inb4 people confuse Free X and For Free
>>146638751
Doom is basically Satan, Spectre is some kind of dimensional energy that loves to murder. Oracle and Enigma are up there for sure.
>>146638792
Calm down, reddit, nobody asked you for your opinion
>>146638719
free is from fgc
>>146638794
if their team plays like this they should be able to deal with vg and ehome easily
>>146638473
>>146638632
>allies lock in 2 supports
>everyone else locks in their heroes
>suddenly supports repick
>choose Riki and Techies
>WOW EPIC INVIS TURN AROUND PICK STRATS
>we have no support now
>enemy buys sentry wards and nullifies both of them
>they go a combined 3/14 and we lose
>>146638643
Chaos Knight and Ezalor, both tied.
>>146638719
Free is ultimately a spinoff from "idort" from /v/
I'm glad Iron Talon exist because it allowed more heroes into the meta.
Before Iron Talon, several heroes were never picked because the teams would say it was not possible to lane the hero.
Iron Talon alone brought several hero back in the meta, specially melee ones which would just be food in the laning phase.
Thank you Mr. Lizard.
>>146638751
Kaldr you are not a Fundamental stop posting.
>just give me 30 quadrillion years and I'll fuck your shit up
lol or I just whip your ass now bitchboi
>>146638885
how does it even apply to fighting games?
>"BTS Multi-cast"
>Games being played everywhere
>Ads and a fucking countdown to the next game
How do they get away with this?
>>146638751
>>146638863
>Literal gods everywhere
>All of them get fucked by some Bear or some Troll 1 on 1
Nice lore, dotards
>>146638647
goodhero
badhero
Void being goodmagnus was what started that right?
>>146638874
>Likes fucking SirActionSlacks
>I'm reddit
^___^
>>146638792
every one you mentioned is boring as fuck and havnt made me laugh once
Id rather listen to slacks dumb jokes than those guys point out shit that's obvious to any decent dota player
>>146638751
Yea but Arc Warden is part of the ancients and existed before the universe
He exists in a realm beyond the laws of thermodynamics
I miss the compendium book.
I mean the battle pass is great and all, but its a different feel- like a website it's cool but kind of impersonal while having that magical book made it truly feel like yours.
Sure it could use some navigating improvement, but the overall feel wasn't like someone just threw together a new web page with a bunch of panels and rewards and quests (all great). I feel there was just something more exciting about it.
>>146638984
The only other English studios are Moonduck and JD, and they're too cucked to do anything about it.
>>146638874
that's not how this meme works son.
I HAVENT PLAYED IN A YEAR
WHY IS RIKI META
Predictions are the best thing to happen to dotatv in a long while!
For a good time now, the community kept asking why you would want to watch ingame instead of on twitch. I don't know if this new addition of predictions shifts it back in favor of dotatv, but it sure is a nice step. It makes the games more compelling and gives a raison d'être to the chat. Well done Valve.
>>146638969
Free win, basically ''Nigga's free'' means is a shitter
>>146639003
Yes you are, as was determined during manila quali. Slacks is our boi, deal with it Redditor
currently OP heroes of the patch
>omniknight, spirit breaker, pudge, phantom assassin, drow, bloodseeker, wraith king, riki, legion commander
discuss
>>146639023
>obvious
>Winter and Draskyl insights
yeah nope
I just want Summit 5 so i can hear MoonMeander cast again, Summit 4 was fun
>>146639023
actually i take that back james was pretty good
I would have no idea there are new predictions if it wasn't for this sub.
I'm talking about both the open qualifiers predictions and the new game by game predictions.
If I hadn't read this sub this week I would have probably missed out on both. I'm really not sure how many people missed this round of the qualifier prediction but if I had to guess, I would say a lot
I really wish Valve implemented a better system for notifying us about the new features within the Battle pass.
It would be nice if we got a notification saying "New features available in the Battle pass." And then the buttons that lead to the new features would glow red until we click on them, or something like that.
>>146639108
They made Permainvis and backstab into a single skill that has the benefits of both. His cloud makes him a godtier support
>>146639138
so it's completely unrelated to the one used here?
>>146639108
roaming support
4-1-1
fart cloud too good
>>146638336
your a sick man
>>146639108
BH substitute
>Grant
Ok that one was nice
>>146638938
What about Wisp and Enigma?
They fundamentals too
>>146639108
he is GoodBH
>>146639138
No, James is our guy and no one else, gtfo newfag.
Most of you people in here didn't even watch 2014 eu hub
>>146639108
Remake, his E is inv + backstab now, W is smokescreen and Q is blink, R is a skill u disappear from the map and deal a bit of aoe damage
>>146638803
Doesn't matter if you're the lowest MMR and play core, what matters is playing roles your good at. My core play is easily 500MMR higher than my offlane or pos 5 play.
What shit's me is even LoL does this right.
They just all call their roles as soon as you load into game and sure there's some sperging, but it's much, much rarer than dota.
I load into the lobby, during bans I say what I want to play, then again after just incase it got moved off the screen. I mark the map and am ignored 100% of the time. Then what choice do you have?
Give Pos1 to someone who think's first picking PL is a good idea or lock in another carry? It's fucked.
The thing people don't get is that Dota is a game where your decisions add up.Assuming equal skill and an even game, getting 50% of farm in lane means slower items, which in turn slows down your next items and puts you permanently behind. Which for a hero like AM, Spec, Alch that really need to hit timings and are very item dependent you just fuck the team up so badly. If their core gets all their farm early, starts the GPM snowball going you'll never catch up. How hard is this to understand.
I know that 99% of people in this general know this, but if just one person reads this and thinks for a second in the draft It's worth it.
>>146639227
Yes. But it's still based from FGC
This Slacks LD cast for Mineski vs WG is hilarious
I know slacks gets a lot of shit for his casting, which can be pretty terrible, but the constant banter and random comments are great. After watching games all day it's some much welcomed entertainment!
godz is getting fat lel
>>146639176
2gd and bruno are actually funny
maybe I'm just triggered by his voice, but I genuinely do not find slacks funny despite him doing nothing but making jokes constantly
>The sniffer
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>146639138
>if I keep saying he's our guy he'll stop being one of the biggest spergs reddit has forced onto the scene
>>146639156
Pudge is fucking cancer and icefrog should remove him from the game
In-game predictions are so uncomfortable
Games starting in the same time, you just can't switch one game to another and pick your predictions. It feels like hell when you've got a weak PC. I think it needs a separate block where you can see game picks and make your choices, not in-game ones. So uncomfortable.
All I see in this thread is people complaining about the casting for the qualifying games.
So I was thinking why doesn't somebody or multiple people on /d2g/ cast the games on a stream as well?
>>146639156
How's 2k treating you?
>>146639156
t. Normal Skill
>>146638751
>he assumes the law of conservation of energy works in doturd world like it does in ours
qys
>>146639302
its not based on fgc if its used differently
nice logic
>wake up
>all the nadota kids are btfo by /ourguy/ 7ckngmad
>>146639138
hi r*ddit
>>146639305
EDIT: Wow thanks for the gold!
EDIT: Yeah Slacks is really a good caster if , he just needs more improvement XDDD
>>146639409GRANDGRANT
aka OUR GUY
Can People stop the hatred against Vultur and DrinkingBoys? Is not their fault
Valve invited them to this shitshow, and still those teams are being blamed by a lot of people, even today i heard casters making fun about "how bad they play", and is not fair at all.
>>146639235
Sir I do this for science not for personal satisfaction.
From my experiment we know that ants do not lack the intelligence or will to sever and appendage to save its life as a mammal would.
I have added to the collective knowledge of the human race.
>>146639335
I like how you keep trying so hard to deny the truth.
Makes me feel better about not being a sperg on your level.
Ugh not a bad idea dotard,
>>146639302
I mean just because the same word is used doesn't mean it's based on it
it's completely unrelated in any way
>>146639471
NA is absolutely trash
New and Closing Predictions Warnings System
I have just noticed that there were predictions for the qualifiers. This is my fault I missed them. However, I would love to see popups appearing (a little like the new items messages) that say when:
1.There are new predictions available
2.There are predictions that are closing in the next 24 hours that you have not completed
so that we don't miss them in the future.
pretty please
>>146639446
>7ckngmad btfoing anyone but himself
Predictions are the best thing to happen to dotatv in a long while!
For a good time now, the community kept asking why you would want to watch ingame instead of on twitch. I don't know if this new addition of predictions shifts it back in favor of dotatv, but it sure is a nice step. It makes the games more compelling and gives a raison d'être to the chat. Well done Valve.
>>146639108
phase shift + sleigh of fist = tricks of the trade
>>146639510
whats the free dota 2 meme? i dont come here outside of TI and Summit
>>146639287
this desu
my eternal pain is getting my farm cucked on some scaling hero by a dazzle with 6 faerie fires.
wtf why is iceiceice carry for ehome now
and how the fuck is vici losing with sylar lycan and cty on dp
A huge mistake I noticed from many newbies: treating heroes in the early game as if their full potential has already been reached
This goes both ways. For example, teammates will be afraid to gank Sniper because they know how fearsome he can be if you let him get fed - but shit, this is still the laning phase! This motherfucker is squishy as hell. He's useless. Kill him a few times and shut him down.
On the opposite side of the coin, some people have no items yet remember that last game where they were a badass Sven and think they can take on a 1 v 3 fight - only to die faster than they can sneeze.
I think if people kept these two things in mind, they'd win a lot more games.
>>146639608
>>146639556
How the fuck does that make valve money?
Go buy 50 compendium level to unlock the limited time only immortal garden you scrub.
>>146639608
> i dont come here outside of TI and Summit
memeologist in a nutshell
>>146639684
Oracle's was the original, right?
LD or OD EITHER ONE JUST GIVE SLACKS MORE D. Amazing Casting duos ODpixel +SLACKS or LD + SLACKS
LD and SLacks is such a powerhouse cast and entertaining as all hell. SLacks and ODpixel is always fun as well. This high energy / semi serious casting is so great to watch. whichever one Slacks casts with it is definitely something of beauty. Personally I like slacks and LD it reminds me of Shrek and the Donkeys relationship from the first movie. Very Entertaining. Bravo guys!
>>146639487
>implying a cat would ever chew its few if stucked ala 127 hours
>>146639693
???
Fuck you retard get out of 3k before u open that bitchy lil mouth of yours, been playing this shit since '11
>>146639725
Pretty sure I have been seeing these since before Oracle was even released.
I miss the compendium book.
I mean the battle pass is great and all, but its a different feel- like a website it's cool but kind of impersonal while having that magical book made it truly feel like yours.
Sure it could use some navigating improvement, but the overall feel wasn't like someone just threw together a new web page with a bunch of panels and rewards and quests (all great). I feel there was just something more exciting about it.
for item hotkeys do you use 1-6 or z-n?
inb4 legacyfags
Reminder
Petition for Slacks to cast in TI!
I really enjoyed his cast with LD , so much fun watching those two! I really hope valve will invite slacks because he worked hard and he deserves an invite to cast in TI6
Valve please make it happen!
>>146639608
are you the FGC that was patenting the free meme?
fuck off
>>146639771
>2011
>still 3k
>>146639728
>semi-serious
>Slacks and LD
RUMBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>146639728
10/10 bait in here top tier nice job guy, Bravo!
>>146639740
>implying
https://exposingthebiggame.wordpress.com/2015/04/14/cougar-chews-off-foot-to-escape-trap-dies-anyway/
>>146639791
mb 4, mb 5, space, x, c, v
What did he mean by this?
>>146639818
I'm not the same guy who said the meme came from FGC you fucking mongoloide, and no, i'm 5.7k.
WATCH OUT SLACKS
>>146639787
Back when he was first added to WC3, not ported. That was the first time I saw one at least.
>>146639868
what do you use z for?
>>146639791
zxcvg and spacebar
>>146639791
Abilities:
1,2,3,4,R,F
Items:
Z,X,C,V,T,G
>>146639902
how is every dota player completely incoherent with a keyboard?
>>146639791
alt Q, x, c
space bar, alt S. alt D
space bar for tread switching/phase
alt s tp
c and x blink dagger and force staff.
alt q for abyssal
legacy doesnt work with items lil bud
>>146640013
bulba thogh
>>146639962
nothing
>>146639864
lmao is this feat exclusive to mammal
>pick terrorblade
>win
IM BORED
>>146640025
how badly wrecked is your space bar
I use spacebar to select my hero and double tap it to center on them
>>146639789
I just hate everything about this new UI everything is a pain in the ass to navigate
but yea the book was better
Zyori got fucking rekt
>>146639287
That's so incorrect, when you're 5k+ the majority of players get there by playing core roles primarily, and supports if necessary.
Regardless, your highest MMR players should obviously get the roles they want before others. It's absolutely stupid and impossible to win when you've got a 4.4k Slark picker in a game with an average mmr of 4.9k-5.1k. I don't steal people's lanes if they do click a lane when I'm the highest MMR, but when matchmaking puts me in a game that I'm basically expected to carry singlehandedly, I'm at a massive disadvantage when my equal on the other team is playing mid Timber and I'm playing Ancient Apparition.
And of course draft matters, I don't know where you're coming up with that from.
>>146640141
I'm not a troglodite i can double tap it without breaking it, i use the default to select/center, closer to 1/2/3/4 for microing, too.
>>146639791
items zxc space 4 g
1-3 control groups
` courier
v select hero
>>146639791
caps-space-z-x-mb1-mb2
>>146632380
The more I stare at that pic the funnier it becomes.
>pinoys