Dota 2 General - /d2g/

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3rd

>>146595879
can't wait for the zika pandemic
>oh well at least some people got pieces of metal and prostitutes got money xdddd

>>146595379
I was the reason your predecessor got demoted to reddit or so i think assuming you are not himself who changed tactics

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WITNESS FROM THAT STORM

THAT STORM LAMO

what a fucking throw

Radiance is core on Ember Spirit

storms aghs is literally good blackhole

storm don't give col this win please

That spaghetti

roflmao XD

NA VS EU SHITPOSTING HERE WE COME YAY YAY YAY YAY SO FUN
XDXDXDXD


ROFLMAO MEMES XD DUDES MEMES XD

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POST SWINDLEZZ

>moon and fly leave coL
>team manages to do okay for awhile with the swedes returning
>now is losing to tier 83 NA teams

what the fuck happened, I knew Swindle was garbage but just why, why is this happening?

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Why is /pol/ and /int/ garbage still considered "cool" here when it's reached the level of twitch chat?

STORM JUST LITERALLY THREW THE GAME.

F
UCK YOU.

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>>146596085
We've got mad yuros and shitskins lads

They're gigatriggered by the canonical pasttime of 4chan, NA vs EU

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>>146595994
>>146595997
>>146596014

>that failed attempt to imitate based god MP

Is Timber a first ban mid?

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I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

>>146595972
does zika even has any potential. bet it's gonna be a fucking disappointment again.

This was 90% on DKB completely ignoring the Timber the entire game.

>>146596217
besides fucked up babies nah not too much

WHO /DRINKINGBOYS/ HERE?!

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NTH FOR BASED ANGLOBROS

>UK destroying the EU
>TI6 is going to be a repeat of TI5

is grant casting any of these?

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>>146596138
>He's only ironically racist

>>146596336
that feelio when norwegioo

>>146596336
>destroying the EU
lmao more like destroying themselves

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>Get in game
>all 9 other players are thirdies

>Black playing naga
literally the perfect bedtime stream

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What went wrong?

>>146596562
>fill your team with manlets
>lose

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good posting today gulag, it was very enjoyable

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>Chinese Qualifiers haven't started yet even though they were one of the first Opens to finish

Our boys /vg/ Gaming are guaranteed to finish 1st anyway

>>146596407
>not being racist

its like believing amazonian tribes that havent invented the wheel are equal to all the other races in the world.

HOL UP

Where is the last DC game?

>>146596672
>still rooting for organisations
how fucking RETARDED can you get ?

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>>146596562
>bad drafting
>bone7 refusing to build bkb
>zai left

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WHERE THE FUCK IS MY FUCKING LC COMIC REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>146596616
when will they learn, bro?

>>146596807
when pitlord is ready

>>146596136
euros who only play in europe aren't good

that's why the eu wildcard teams didn't win at ti5, na and sea did

that's why the eu wildcard teams didn't win at ti4, china and sea did

that's why mouz didn't qualify through the american regionals at ti5, losing to literal whos

that's why EG have finished above every yuro team the past two TIs

OG is buoyed by 3/5 NEL players, and one of their current euro cores is a boat anchor, and europe doesn't have much else because liquid are shit (though you can't blame them for being shit, they're coached by known shitter blitzdota)

>>146596154
this is why I wish storm was back in the meta.

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Beesa is one of the best carries in the world

>>146596154
this was low-key one of the most mechanically impressive plays at TI

sad that most 2k shitters probably viewed it as all dumb luck

>>146596562
bone7 in general 2bh

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>>146596723

>he doesn't like rOtk

>>146596916
This desu, him and Madara really deserve to be picked up by better teams post TI

>>146596941
>player gets lucky
>ZOMG SO GOOD NOT LUCK AT ALL XDD

simply epic

>b-b-b-but he magically was able to figure out rosh health and if the players decided to wait on attacking or not
rofl

dumb chinkfags on d2g

>>146596868
all of those wildcards were lost by vega who could have won those games easily if they hadnt chocked every time

>>146597148
who ? is he some washed out fuck like burdening ?

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>fluff looking all awkward not saying anything

I know this feel all too well

>>146596807
>>146596852
Literally this.

Their lore is tied to each other so the comic will be Pitlord joining the fight for the Dire while seeing LC again.

>>146596562
>team with experience in pro scene
>even get together to bootcamp
>lose TWICE to literal whos

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>>146597251
oh lmao even more cancerous the kshitter

is grant going to bang ppd's ex at the hub?

she's eye fucking the shit out of him right now

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>>146597331

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>>146597331

>>146597530
wood be cool lol

>>146597331

heh

>No TI games for 4 hours

what the fuck am I supposed to do with myself now

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>>146597331
Some of you guys are alright. Don't go to BTSHub tomorrow.

>>146597530
It would be like indirectly fucking PPD and I'm sure Grant would love that.

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>>146597191
>Fear retires after EG wins TI6
>Beesa announced as replacement

Who's that cutie pie on bts2 stream?

>>146597530
grant is an autismo

>the only negro in bts house is there to wipe dog's piss
jews are not that bad after all

Wow pitlord is going to be fucking broken when he comes out

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>nigger comes in
>she has to clean all the poop up after the dogs

LMAO MY SIDES

BASED LD HIRING MINORITIES

>win 7 games in a row
>even get a rare set as a reward
>last game get stomped 20-44
>this game have a peruvian ursa who is literally walking down lane and feeding

ahhh, thanks forced 50

>>146597251
It wasn't "magic", retard. They had vision from ice shards...

>>146597705
ppd's ex ENDURANCE RUN

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>>146597331
He is just waiting for the right moment no need to rush anything

This bts stream is pathetic, they're trying too hard to imitate EUHub but get everything wrong because its so blatantly a stolen idea to get money

>>146597595
play dota??

>>146597148
wheres the one with rotk and jav

>>146597287
if the best euro qualifying team is a bunch of chokers, then europe have no one to be mad at but themselves

besides, it's not like the euro invite teams weren't shit either

they had four invites at ti5, as many as china, and those teams finished 9th-12th, 9th-12th, 7th-8th, and 5th-6th

they had five invites at ti4, and those teams finished 13th-14th, 13th-14th, 11th-12th, 7th-8th, and 5th-6th

euro as a region is buoyed by exposure and the fact that europe has a ton of dota fans who want to see their local teams who do well

they've gotten blown the fuck out at the past two tis, and this one won't be any different

>>146597936
Calm yourself.

>>146597936
that's the last time you're making anti-semitic remarks here son.

>>146597883
the moment to shoot them all

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>>146597936
i've been telling you that dota is dead but nobody listens

this is why we funpost about na vs eu

because it is dead

LET IT DIE

LET US KILL IT

They should've used cats

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THEY'RE GOING ALL OUT BUT ITS NOT THE SAME

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>>146597974

>play DotA

>>146596868
>>146598043
this so hard

>>146597530
>they both went to the "bathroom" at the same time

it's happening

>>146598269
should've brought actual dogs and not the freak show kinds.

>oh neat international ranked? I can finally re calibrate? WONDERFUL.
>wtf this is so laggy
>Valve really need to fix their seasonal servers, this is a premium service after all
>5 games later realize I've been queuing on Australia

>the only black woman is the one cleaning the dog poop
CONFIRMED TO BE ORGANIZED BY TUBBYWAN

>>146598271
But they have all these big sponsors! Imagine the shekels

Wait, what? Did EG seriously pick Terrorblade mid?

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2461926251

>>146598629
sumail's back on an addy regimen, EG are unbeatable again

>>146598269
I'm pretty sure that if they used cats it would be IP theft but without even being able to appeal the rule

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everything wrong with this hub desu

>>146598629
>he hasn't figured the mid agi carry meta yet
heh..

>>146598687
That was not my question. Terrorblade is picked a lot in safelane in these qualifiers but as mid? Against Lesh? I didn't watch the game. Did Terrorblade mid work out or was it more of opponent was terrible thing?

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Is PPDs exgf on the panel for the qualifiers?

Thats got to be hard, seeing your ex all happy and hanging around with a bunch of your friends, many of which she has probably slept with at this stage, poor PPD

>>146598896
you can just tell Grant is about to lay some pipe

>>146598271
That's a lot of puppers

>>146598629
Well yeah, TB is OP

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>>146598896

>poor PPD

yeah, "poor" PPD

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>it's a 'team of 4k mongoloids collectively sabotage your video game experience' episode

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>>146598991
>she gets up to sit closer to him
it's happening Grant and Cap are gonna spit roast her all night

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Based PPD

>>146598837
CC&C didn't play too terribly, it's just his supports did fuck all while Zai and PPD made shit happen.
Also Meta form is just too fucking strong.
Really FDL's main fuckup was picking the Jugg instead off the TB.

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>>146598837
All of the good NA teams broke roster locks and only EG plus some randomer made it through the open qualifiers, so almost every team in the Regional Qualifiers is fucking horrible, it's actually depressing watching EG stomp them, it's like they're abusing crippled children.

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>>146599079
I wouldn't say op but Terrorblade is a good last pick or 4th pick against physical damage line ups that can't contest him.

Also, why do team continue to pick Beastmaster?

>>146598837

Sumail did fine mid versus the Lesh, but EG rotated him and Fear to the side lanes early to take a bunch of towers. Even so, Sumail was winning on CS when he left the lane. CC&C is also a pretty respectable mid player, he peaked at close to 8k, but a lot of that was spamming shit like TA.

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UHHHH

>>146595775
>Ursa, Tiny, Sven and PL on the same team
The artist is sub 2,5k MMR, I guarantee it.

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>everyone is playing Overwatch and not dota on the PCs

>>146599221
Every team chose to play in the regions they lived, EG could have flown to SEA if they wanted to and played there.

Secret team house is in Europe, so obviously they played for Europe qualifiers instead of needing a temporary scrim and qualifer house.

>>146599221
Holy shit what if Puppey and PPD masterminded this whole thing just to avoid the honeypots and get to TI6 GF?

>>146598896
Actually he dumped her, and apparently it's because he did some awful shit. I'm guessing he cheated on her or something.

Find the blogpost on slotherina's tumblr/twitter.

>>146599221
and almost got knocked out in the open quals by some 7-8k stacks.

>>146599294
>> I wouldn't say op
Then I'd say you've not been watching the qualifiers.

>>146598043
Literally in all TIs there were 2-3 good teams and the others were terrible

TI1 EU/China
TI2 China/China
TI3 EU/EU
TI4 China/China
TI5 USA/China (1 Pakistani dude 1 indian dude 2 actual americans 1 chinese dude)

TI6 is probably going to go the same way tho because literally all teams are shit since your government decided to turn the game into league of legends for some sort of weird social engineering project where MMR is supposed to correlate people's behavior and it seems it has been that way since the beginning as it has always done the same

grant is such a beta

>everyone just looking at their ibones
ebin stream

ENDURANCE RUN

>>146599470
In TI4 you could argue there was only 1 good team considering VG flopped up like a dead fish because their 1 strat didn't work. UHHH PICK VENO AGAIN

It worked against the two big retarded Western teams EG and C9 though. How fucking amazing would it have been to have C9 vs EG for the trip to grand finals? EG was picking Engima/Tide or Engima/Void or some combination of the three, which did win a game vs VG memepush

>>146599463
Yeah Terrorblade is almost always a 4th or 5th pick. A true op hero is always first pick and first ban Also, notice that he is also a last phase ban. I can't wait for some Terrorblade games at TI personally. The hero has been out of meta for too long.

>>146599081
>>146599396
>ppdposters can't accept hes getting cucked live on the internet

rofl

Guys, what do I need to do to get a girl like Slotherina? Like, from San-Francisco and shit

I am not good at Dota btw.

>>146599742
>he thinks TB is fun to watch
???

So which hellhole did Lumi crawl out of? He literally disappeared post TI5 until recently

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i really dont want to have to watch this shitty hub just to shitpost about grant and/or cap banging some slut that ppd dumped

>>146599790
have alot of money or
be really popular or
be super funny which is a subset of being really popular or
be chad but lets face it if you're on d2g asking you're not a chad.

>>146599893
Subjective.

Sunder is such a clutch and exciting skill. And unlike Naga and Tinker he actually kills towers instead of stalling the game to kill creeps.

>>146599790
be alberto barbosa or mohammed

>>146596562

>xd Secret wont even make it our of open qualies they are so bad xd

-bone7 3 weeks ago


honestly dota is dunkin kurger: the game, everyone thinks they are the best but in reality they are fuycking awful its actually bizzare

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>this is the Dota qualifiers
kill me plz

DOTURDS

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>le mafia meme yet again

it was kind of fun last time with australian masters of deception but there's like NO way it turns out fun now

>>146599790
sf bay area resident here, tips for getting a bay area girl:

claim to like india pale ales and "adventuring", whatever that means

bandwagon memeteams like the warriors and the sharks

pay two thousand dollars a month to get an apartment with two roommates in noe valley, but call your neighborhood pac heights because it sounds more prestigious

go to yuppie bars in the marina because north beach is filled with poor people from oakland who just wanted to go to the city for the night

enjoy

>>146600194
p-please don't

>>146599652
>In TI4 you could argue there was only 1 good team considering VG flopped up like a dead fish because their 1 strat didn't work. UHHH PICK VENO AGAIN
Nah TI4 was very competitive it just that teams chocked

You had EG/DK/iG/Newbee/c9 as runner ups
After that all the teams were more or less competitive except narvi and arrow

and then TI5 was a shitfest and TI6 is going to be an even bigger shitfest

>>146600008
>>Sunder is such a clutch and exciting skill
No it's literally 'no u' the skill

>>146600198
It has never even one time been enjoyable to watch, just go do something else.

>>146600320
Again fun is subjective. I think Terrorblade is fun to watch, you don't but guess you have to deal with it at TI.

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I don't like this at all

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Are the games over? What is this shit?

>tfw no dogbro

>>146600198
but slacks is there

>>146600204
senpai will a weird slav accent help?

>>146600401
>He thinks TB won't either get figured out or nerfed into the ground by TI

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everyone who thinks that the ti2 meta was good is a newfag shitter who wasn't around to see it

everyone who thinks that the ti3 meta was good is a newfag shitter who wasn't around to see it

everyone who thinks that the ti4 meta was bad (excepting the grand finals) is a newfag shitter who wasn't around to see it

everyone who thinks that the ti5 meta was anything but aggressively mediocre is a newfag shitter who wasn't around to see it

THE MORE YOU KNOW

>>146600405
3 hours until SEA

>>146600489
Considering how Icefrog keeps buffing terrorblade in mini patches no he wont. He really wants a Terrorblade meta now. I think EE bribed him tbqh.

>>146600405
They are playing Mafia till China/EU/SEA starts again

I think

>>146600582
t. edgy 4chan contrarian

>>146600447
idk dude, i knew a russian guy named igor in college who would destroy this asian girl's puss on the regular, but outside of that i'm not really sure how slavs do here

>Fluff is the mefia

it's over

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>>146600582

>he didn't like playing whack-a-mole with PL illusions and furion every single game for two hours

>>146600713
I mean ti2 meta was pretty poor, the event was really good tho so it balanced out


ti3 meta was good


He's right about ti4

and ti5 desu, ti5 was a pretty bad patch

>>146600582
>T2: lmao AM/Morph and purly stacking supports
>T3: lmao split push and purly stacking support
>T4: LET THE BODY HIT RAX,LET THE BODY HIT THE RAX
>T5: Lmao mid meme stack and ganking supports

>>146600713
>buttrider and furion 100% p/b
>naga and morphling 100% p/b
>lesh 100% p/b
>good metas

ayyyyyy lmao

>>146600582
What was wrong with TI3 meta? Batrider and Io being excitement to the game.

>>146600821
>>T3: lmao split push and purly stacking support


I still cry myself to sleep thinking about the pull camp being changed to a small camp

>fluff is mafia
DIE DIE DIE

>>146600867
because ancient stacking and unpunishable split pushing were literally the most important things about that patch

it was dumb, in retrospect

>>146600396
i may miss memes though and no other streams of note are running

i shall cook some food, have a beer and evaluate

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>>146600626
>a game that doesn't require LD to buy anything other than a deck of cards or having anything turned on wasting electricity

PLEASE
NERF
DAUSCHUND

LIKE SERIOUSLY
HOW IS HE ALLOWED?

>>146600943
There was nothing wrong with that

It was awesome watching alliance actually beat their opponents using strategy alone, they were the only team to do that

The problem with the patch were the trilanes which only enabled a handful of heroes to be played and all the early game was essentially the same

and also people didn't know jack shit about the game, the skill difference between TI3 and 4 is massive . Somehow all that skill vanished from TI4 to TI5 for some reason

>>146599376
>Soe will never come back

>>146601025
Are you one of those retards who thinks PL was meta or something? Hint: he wasn't. He was only picked in combination with kotl and even then he wasn't picked much. He had far more presence at TI2.

>>146601240
who the fuck mentioned pl

ti3 was furion and bat and wisp stacking ancients all fucking day

zzz

This BTS stream would be a lot more enjoyable if I gave a shit about the people on it. I don't even know more than half these people why the fuck would I invest hours to watch them play Mafia?

>>146601367
All three heroes gave us exciting games.

>>146601367
bat and wisp were literally banned every game

Furion was only picked by Alliance or against alliance not to have to waste a ban on it

is the fat chick, slacks girlfriend?

>>146601443
batrider and wisp were in literally every game of the ti3 grand finals, and wisp was 5-0 in those games

they were not banned

this is what i'm talking about when i say that people who think ti3 was good are too new to remember it, they don't even remember the fucking games

>>146601596
Nah that's Annee, she mostly did Chinese leagues casting during the middle of the night. last few months. Not a good caster but still better than llama/sheever at it

>>146599376
because dota is more frustrating and competitive than fun.

where overwatch is a fun party game to chill with your friends.

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>>146598896
>>146598991
she's twirling her hair while looking at cap, defs want that dick desu senpai

What if you could only play ranked after clocking at least 1000 hours in game

>>146601675
>batrider and wisp were in literally every game of the ti3 grand finals, and wisp was 5-0 in those games
They were in 5 games out of how many? They only got through in a handful of games, no one wanted to give either to the other team and most of the time it went through was against alliance or because teams drafted entire lineups to counter it

>they were not banned
Because Navi figured they would just mass ban and mass pick allianceh eroes in hopes of taking out of their comfort zone which worked

>this is what i'm talking about when i say that people who think ti3 was good are too new to remember it, they don't even remember the fucking games
see first sentence

>BTS HAVING A NIGGER SLAVE CLEANING DOG SHIT

LMAO

>>146601778
ya grant seems a little too much like ppd for her, she wants a real manly man like cap.

I mean just look at that gorgeous man just sitting there all suave and shit.

>>146602058
just afk keep dota client open for 42 days

>>146601773
Fuck off, I legitimately have more fun with my friends playing dota than I do overwatch. At least dota is SOMEWHAT balanced and doesn't revolve around sudden death victories and people spamming out their ults that you can do literally NOTHING to avoid.

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>put the dogs inside a literal cage like circus animals

why do normies do this

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>>146602120
Cap's a pretty decent looking guy, shame it looks like he's balding though, not like to bad right now but it's kinda on the cusp y'know. she might go after the giant of a man that is slacks, who knows how big he really is

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>It's a memefia episode

>slacks dropping the spaghetti

doesn't help that he sounds exactly like chrischan

>>146602387
>>146602376
>>146602351
Dumb frogposters

>>146602446
>every time i turn on a stream without knowing if slacks is on I think it's either chris chan or sheever
HELP
I CAN'T STOP

These hubs just get worse and worse each year.

>>146602446
Slacks is alpha as fuck.

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>>146602376
>balding
are you blind?

he's in peak alpha male form.

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>>146602525
I mean I know jess has no a flat face, but she's not quite french

>>146602351
ONLY normies and blind people own dogs, and even they know enough to put them in cages where they belong. Where does that put you, supreme flower child normie?

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>>146602619
wew, that hairline is only going one way lad

>>146602559

back to rebbit

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>>146602619
>>146602376
that being bald is an /fa/ meme btw

don't give /fa/ggots a single inch on the gulag btw

these are subhumans who get insanely assblasted because zara lets normies get their dumb memewear

>>146602545
ti4 eu hub was the only good hub ever

what is it that makes all these others worse? (hint: the worst thing about the ti4 eu hub was rumi's girlfriend)

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>>146602619
His hair is definitely receding on the sides of his head man, like his hair line is way back on his head, hence his haircut. He pulls it off really well though

>>146602805
Probably the fact that this hub has no proper players, unlike TI4 which had a ton of players like singsing, notail and fly

>>146602805
>what is it that makes all these others worse?
>Gee gorman look, this was a popular stream that got tons of viewers!
>It was you say? Gee, I wonder how I could get in on that...

>>146601778
>agrees with everything Cap says
>clearly wants the dick
>wearing a 2ez4rtz shirt
she must really hate ppd

>>146602640
dogs don't belong in cages nor houses
cats are more vulnerable than dogs and they handle themselves just fine when outside.
its literally just authoritarian normies that think they can control others to their own benefit and excuse it as something else

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Hey

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>>146602735

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there was so much going on earlier today i have no idea how people who subvocalize were possibly able to keep up

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>three years later

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I hope cap has some magnum's ready

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>>146602787
I stopped going to /fa/ when they ran mike out, poor bastard

>>146603017
>that little belly
she's perfect good lord

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>>146603015
>chinese people are human

>>146603016
I'm 90% sure she's only using him to get to the Evian bottle

>>146602945
If you don't subvocalize barely anything makes it to longterm memory senpai. Keep wasting your time

>>146603016
who is that chick, post more

>>146603016
is this a new stream slut or the redhead from last year?

>>146602920
well he did literally cheat on her with his new gf

>>146602351
>>146602924
They're puppies, literal infants. A momdog would be the one picking them up by the necks and moving them into safe areas for trying to wander. A cage is just a better version of that.

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>>146603016
>>146602838
>>146602619
>>146602376
>>146602787
receding hairline or not, he's definitely fucking her at some point

>>146603182
Ppd wouldn't do that.

>>146603152
>trying to justify your subvocalizing worthless garbage like 4chan chat

you do realize that people who aren't subhuman subvocalizers can do it when it is deemed worthy, right?

>>146599343
>he didn't notice raijin thunderkeg the storm spirit in the river

>>146603170
it's ppd's ex girlfriend

she's there to bang cap

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>>146603016
shes got nice legs and a cute laugh desu

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>having a dog cage indoors
>not even a separate room
>sit around it
>sit IN it
Why are they such disgusting unhygienic animals?

>>146603293
lol wtf? thats crazy if true.

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>>146603119
that's her other arm i think
>>146603190
i think this is cap's gf, dunno how old old this is though

>>146603314
Well, they're dogs.

>>146603183
if you actually educate yourself on evolution you'd realize that both animals and humans can adjust to any environment depending how long they stay there

the more humans keep dogs the more housebound and weak they become

Dotards i think i found a fantastic way of improving

everytime i miss a cs i shouldnt, like in an empty lane or something im just gonna abandon

with time i should stop missing them right?

what can go wrong?
in some time im literally never gonna mis a single cs how can i lose then?

>>146603314
Go fuck your disgusting cat you retarded redditor

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>>146603252
except he literally did though

keep up bro

>>146603345
Oh right. Cap's gf is pretty cute honestly, she looks like the kind of girl who'd take it up the ass for you just to make you happy

>>146603314
>he doesn't like puppers
desu they should have got real doggos in

>>146603345
thats super old, hes now dating a blue haired german tumblrite who is probably being culturally enriched as we speak

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reminder that shitposting is the highest form of existence

>>146603467
no he is pure

>>146603438
Why stick to CS.

Anytime you move somewhere you shouldn't, you should abandon.

anyone down to play some unranked?

>>146603257
Literally everyone can speedread without subvocalizing when they want to m8. You're not special

>>146603562
You sicken me.

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>>146603345
she got the slut grin

>>146603467
>ppd dumps his girlfriend like he dumped AUI after TI5
P O T T E R Y

>>146603539
fuck off red.dit

what if you could play ranked only after completing allhero challenge twice

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>>146603467
this nigger looks like an autistic football hooligan, it's fucking disgusting
>>146603512
what she look like my man

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>>146603465
>having cats
Fucking normies. Cats are not clean either.

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>Digital Sports isnt on
>thread devolves into YOU JUST KNOW

>>146603381
>housebound and weak they become
they're all toy breeds they aren't going to be guarding your house or herding your sheep dude

>>146603598
Considering half of america can't even read that's certainly not true

>>146603601
WELL PLAY SOME RANKED WITH ME THEN FAGGOT

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>>146603598
Then why is everyone so insanely triggered by it and why do so many people ask "are there really people who don't subvocalize"

>>146603615
>she got the hambeast arm

>>146603314
People with dogs live longer, they are clean animals
People with cats get a neat little brain parasite called t. gondii

>>146603467
His new GF is so fucking boring any time she's on camera she's like a charisma vaccuum

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I like how slack's girlfriend is fat like him

it's adorable

>>146603656
like your average tumblr girl
https://www.instagram.com/naroic.lime/

>>146603676
thats what im saying

>game client is out of date. please restart DotA 2

HAPPENING

>>146603936
thats Anne "8.5" Droid

Slacks GF is actually pretty hot desu
he was with her at TI i think in some segments

>>146603657
>hating dogs AND cats

Go back to fucking Allah you double disgusting shitskin.

HOLY SHIT, OGRE MAGI

Can Fluff just fucking do it already?
What is he waiting for?

>>146604045
whats this 8.5 meme
did someone legitimately call her an 8.5?

>>146603981
>long face german girl
she looks boring, both physically and personally

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>>146604081
what was he thinking in this moment?

>>146604167
Yes, herself

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>>146604167
It's "her" dick length

>>146604167
yeah, she did on her reddit then reddit spies from here found her pics rest is history

>>146604167
no she called herself that
>>146604170
also she fucking loves taking pictures of her cleavage

>>146604216
running thru the plan in his head again

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>>146604245
>>146604272
>>146604308
jesus christ that was one answer i wasn't expecting

where is singsing >_<

>>146604167
>>146604251
>>146604245
>>146604308
>>146604272
Wait this is that girl who did that fat, ugly drow ranger cosplay, right?

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>>146603981
i mean she's alright, the best part for cap is she probably blows him while he plays vidya

>>146604569
>problem glasses
>problem haircut
>she's alright

'no'

>>146604423
Japanese tradition demanded that he commit sepidoku after failing to qualify for TI again

>LD's autistic sister playing with the dogs

>>146604641
>Problem haircut
Nah senpai

>>146604743
>>146604569
Oh sorry I thought that picture was up to date, no, never mind, I take it back.

>>146604641
>looks easy to fugg
>east decently
>autistic enough to play vidya

what do you want helga the strong aryan woman to churn your butter? cap could do worse

fluff actually does look like he's about to kill everyone

>>146604743
yes senpai

>>146604853
>eats decently
well there are barely any fatties in my country so

alright d2g since it's Ramadan i've decided to share the ultimate techies build
here's what you need to do
1. max suicide
2. buy orb OF DESOLATOR
3. buy blink
4. blink in, right click, praise Allah
FREE win THANK me later thanks
also no intention on flaming the moslem lol ! haha

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>>146604850
>>146604641
i just found the easiest picture to show body and tits

>>146604695
I wonder which washed-up player will make it back to TI first: singsing or Aui

>>146595775
>>>CURRENT TOURNAMENT : THE INTERNATIONAL 2016 REGIONAL QUALIFIERS
>
>Preview: http://www.liquiddota.com/forum/dota-2-general/510717-ti6-regional-qualifiers-preview
>Stream: https://www.twitch tv/beyondthesummit
>Liquipedia: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/The_International/2016/Main_Qualifiers
>Dotabuff: http://www.dotabuff.com/esports/leagues/4664
>VODS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmrRost9Rlw
sugoi

>>146604968
>no Medallion of Courage and AC

So therein lies the issue: I'm a captain that broodingly feeds off of emotion. The dark truth of it all, is that I almost need to get angry or mad to lead optimally. Subsequently, my voice grows stronger and commands are made more decisively. Just something about it gives me an acute focus and clarity of thought, that I haven't fully mastered in a calm state. My teammates bear with me because at the root of it all, they know that I'm coming from a place other than belligerence. It's just something that needs to be invoked in order to supersede my very mellow nature.

>>146605053
>Dota tattoo
Good lord what is wrong with people?

>>146605053
So many red flags you could think you'd ended up in the USSR

jesus christ, from a comfy house at ti4 to a slightly less comfy but still cozy office setup at ti5 to this fucking travesty. BTS really do fuck up everything they get their kike hands on, don't they?

>>146604051
I don't think dogs have a place indoors as vanity objects so I must immediately be a sandnigger?

I like dogs you fucking dipshit, they just don't belong indoors like that, especially in the room in which you spend most of your own time, let alone with so many people.

As for cats, I just said that to trigger the poster because he assumes too much.

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hows beesa doing so far?

>>146605138
games are kind of normiecore now, so some people think this shit is acceptable. that or they think it's cool because they think it's not normiecore, who knows

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>>146605169
>So many red flags you could think you'd ended up in the USSR

now i'm glad i kept a tab open to shitpost on d2g

stealing this shit so hard tbqh

>>146605251
Beat everyone he faced so far except EG.
Absolutely humiliated swindle.
>>146596125

who's the cholo behind fluff?

>>146605251
considering complexity is worse than they were for the past 6months he has legit chances of qualifying for the wildcard

>>146605251
Got absolutely stomped by EG but good against the plebs.

>>146605351
that's hey zeus from the east street kings he's hardcore

>>146605295
I don't get how people get tattoos in general, shit seems stupid to me, the things I liked 5 years ago are totally different from the things I liked now, why would I want a reminder of the shit that I liked, or even worse, what if I just regret it the day after? Why would I stain my body in general? Whatever.

>>146605251
Quite well, he fucking destroyed CoL, only lost to EG so far which is understandable
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/The_International/2016/Main_Qualifiers

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>>146605251
he's good but his team is bad

literally forced50 the open qual team

this is coming from a guy who really fucking hated that stupid meme, he should be picked up by a good team who needs a carry.

like EG after they win TI6 and fear retires

>>146605315
>>146605361
>>146605437
>>146605474

thnx
hope beesa and madara our boysget the wildcards

>>146605169
Fucking 10/10 post

>>146605458
is he fluff's back up for the showdown?

I'm getting concerned, he keeps reaching for his pocket.

>>146605539
>madara
I dunno man, AF were in full on choke mode today.
Hopefully they'll perform better in the double elim assuming they get there

>>146605485
no team needs a good carry
everyone needs good supports and offlaners tho

its just how dota is when pubs are a breeding ground for the raging mid kids

>>146605671
agreed, pieliedie's shadow demon is winning games for secret.

>>146605635
yeah, the code phrase is "Fluff NO" that's when it goes down

>>146605539
madara relies too much on aoe teamfight and memecombos

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>>146596125
that fucking play

what kind of 'za should i get for the games tommorow 'gee

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This is just a warmup.

>>146596125
>MEMESxD

FDL need to win

>>146605789
Same for crit's insane ET and fly's dazzle. Supports are crucial.

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Don't get on his bad side.

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>>146606030
Wait what, it's only 9 hours till EU is up?
Shit, goodnight /d2g/, I'll dream of you

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>shitty excuse for a hub
>still want to watch it
>have a massive family reunion later
Why the fuck do people insist on meeting up every damn year.

>tfw would spend more time watching stupid hub than spending time with family
What is wrong with me?

>>146606130
good night cutie

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>>146606118

The cleansing begins soon

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>my fucking face when funposting on d2g has made me a fucking category 5 hurricane of shitposting on lesser, garbage boards like /ck/, /p/, or /trv/

>mfw these garbago boards have literally NO idea how to deal with me and i singlehandedly destroy their shit threads

>that fluff
He's not gonna do "THAT" right?

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There will be no survivors.

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>>146606354
i'm so proud of u bro cryin a river over here

>>146606354
Based facebro making someone mad or something i don't know

>>146606431
>>146606460
thank you based coposters you are my greatest ally

Who is this beesa and why is everyone sucking his dik
newfag here no bully

>>146606381
yup

and I think the cholo behind him with the ms-13 tattoo around his neck is going to help him.

someone should contact LD asap

>>146606354
I imagine a same thing occurs when a NA player tries EU servers

do you think valve will postpone qualifiers after the whole fluff thing?

i hope not

>>146606520
He's a guy who plays the carry role

>>146606563
>na players think their flaming is on the level of the russians'

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>>146604167

Reddit spy here. She made a thread on reddit how someone on a dating app msged her about dota cuz she said she plays dota in her profile. Redditors asked her just how hot she was and she responded with this, completely serious. People called her out on it and she replied "Well I'm sorry you feel that way".

Reddit spy out.