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guys maybe if we all pray together fluff will shoot up bts

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>pre-ti honeypot era ends

>NA bulls start demolishing EUdota
>just like based britbros demolished EUcucks

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Oh hello there. You might know me from being recently featured in the pro meta.

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so this is the power of diversity

How to fix Pugna
1. Make his Lifedrain work like DP's Spirit Siphon.
2. Add more armor.

There, he's fixed.

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I'll take a crack at it

>>146567712
>redditguy.jpg
>reddit link in the OP

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>>146567796
if /pol/ can use meme magic to cause the brexit we can use meme magic to push Fluff over the edge

>LlamaDownsyndrome casting'
Why is this allowed?

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I HOPE YOU LIKE ILLUSION MEMEPUSH BECAUSE IT'S GOING TO BE THE DEFINING META OF TI6

>>146567937
Vagina

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Just came back to the internet after being in a third world country since May and I see OG has wiped the floor with all of these dogshit memers, EG/Secret are going through open qualifiers, Na'vi and MVP phoenix are direct invites, holy shit I'm laughing my ass off reading this news, this is the best fucking possible string of events to happen in this game for years.

I TOLD YOU PEOPLE PPD SUCKED ASS, I TOLD YOU HE WAS THE WORST PLAYER IN THE HON SCENE, I TOLD YOU FLY, N0TAIL, MOON WERE THE BEST PLAYERS IN THEIR RESPECTIVE ROLES IN HON HISTORY. HONTRASH IS ASCENDANT, DOTA1 GRANDPAS ON SUICIDE WATCH, LEAGUEBABBIES BTFO.

REPOSTING THIS CAUSE I CANT CONCEAL MY JOY, JUST WATCHED THE FRANKFURT GRAND FINAL TO SEE OUR GUYS ROLESWAP IN A GRAND FINAL AND STILL WIN.

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pretty easy predictions

never change d2g

>>146567595
You're retarded, you shouldn't post shit before reading all the news and catching up.

EG stomped qualifiers and will stomp regional because NA dota has no competition. If anything this gave them a chance to reinvigorate zai and universe back into the roster.

>>146567712
>reddit thread
deletion in 3.. 2..

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>>146568013
>he fell for the honeypot lineup

>HE STILL HASN'T UNDERSTOOD WHAT TOOK PLACE

>>146568036
What the fuck?
Stop stealing my predictions
I'm a little worried about this one desu. I think PR might just do it with tb

why do people keep posting this fat asian guy?

ENDURANCE RUN

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>he fell for the "EG is bad" meme
>Just like before TI5

>>146568095
Not unless some cuck goes to whine in IRC about muh rebbid.

Treating sites like they're fucking video games and animes jfc

I'm on a 6 loss streak and decided to pick timbersaw.

I got rekt in laning phase with a score of 1-5 but finished (and won) the game with 18-7

Holy shit, it's been so fucking long I had SO MUCH fun with a hero in dota.
Was literally smiling the whole time

Time to climb mmr bois.

kek everytime i've tuned into the panel the woman's been silent

she knows her place

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I heard you liked enjoyable and fun games.

Bad news anon.....

>>146568157
>consistently top 3 at every lan they went to before ti5
eg is bad was a meme back then

Since the shuffle they couldn't even get top 5 at most lans lmao

>prediction updates with physical/magic damage updating every 3 seconds

AUTOMATIC UPDATES WAS A MISTAKE

>>146568331
>falling for the hoenypot roster
>falling for the 'fear can't play carry' meme
>falling for the 'zai won't return' meme
>falling for the 'universe left and is never coming back' meme

face it anon, that EG is not this EG, it is different in every single way.

All
According
To
Plan

Help me /d2g/, i'm so depressed

>>146568410
kill yourself to cure it

>>146568157
>>146568101
>if i keep shitposting my team will be good again!

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Remember those dark Terrorblade days when 'pros' went Radiance on him

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>which hero will do more pure damage by 25 minutes, Batrider or Dragon Knight
>neither has a spell that does pure damage

>>146568410
here this will cheep you up!
*unzips dick*

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reminder that /vg/ gaming are literally our guys

Is Dakota aware of Terminator posting?

>>146568410
>wait for it to pass
>kill yourself
>do something to not be depressed anymore that doesnt include kys

these are your options, i'd go with the 2nd one if i were u

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>>146568440
>E-EG is bad they'll lose horribly at TI5
>E-EG is bad they'll lose horribly at TI6
e v e r y
t i m e

>B-BUT MY HONEYPOT LANS
you mean the universal predictor of doing horribly at TI?

FUCK I keep missing the 2 min prediction windows ingame what do guys

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>>146568441
>it's an illusion hero radiance must be the answer
>I'll just build this like naga and splitpush lol
""""pro"""" players ladies and gentlemen

>>146568506
tfw John Connor poster is kill

>>146568258
I'm gonna have you on my team?

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>>146568472
fy is trashcan
Super is the only our guy in that team

>>146568551
complain on reddit

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>>146568538
Weren't much of a honeypot LAN when Na'Vi got invited to TI based on results in ESL.

>>146568410
See a therapist
Get meds prescribed
Confront it before you end up like me

/ ! \ ACHTUNG / ! \

ZE BLADE OF TERROR CURRENTLY FARMS

>>146568637
>EG / Secret ezily cruise to an invite via The Smart Path Of Open Quals while not giving up strats or power levels in honeypots
?

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>rarely drink coffee
>decide to have a cup every now and then for that mental alertness in game
>my breath, hands and piss smell like coffee for the rest of the day

why does this shit happen /d2g/

>>146568472
>burdening
>rEkt
>soopah (oh wait he's out)
>sylar and the other one
ti3 DK 2.0

<<146567712
yeah reported faggot

We're going back to TI2 days.

>>146568690
I always brush my teeth after the morning coffee tBh

>>146568690
>dumb NEET can't even into coffee
lol

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I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

>>146568690
Why are you putting coffee on your hands?

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>was doing really well with predictions so far
>suddenly got stupid
>predictions for the current games all seem to go wrong
>also 3 hours to finish my daily hero
Fuck.... going to get tight.

Friendly reminder that based acolytes played riki as support as far as 6.81

Pro dota is basically glorfied pub

>>146568771
I gotta do this too senpai

>>146568785
anon pls

>>146568816
its from gripping the coffee cup, I don't just pour it on my hands
Am I the only one this happens to? I swear my hands get a scent of coffee on them. I wash them with soap and it still lingers a little.

>>146568796
Isn't Tresdin the ultimate tsundere?

>>146568915
Your hands don't smell like coffee from gripping the cup. It's all in your mind.

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>>146568912
>Pro dota is basically glorfied pub
no not really. the teamwork is on a different level and makes it more excite and fun

>>146568915
>Am I the only one this happens to?
do you ground fresh beans or something?

I think they should have a losers bracket or something for this t b h

>>146568915
Either you're memeing or you're doing something very wrong.
Start from the beginning, how do you brew your coffee, or where do you get it from?

S4 was l i t e r a l l y in front of faceless void for a good couple seconds until he got chrono'd
did he think his reaction time would be good enough to dodge it?

>>146568915
Just start smoking cigarettes senpai. You will forget coffee scent and it helps with alertness also.

>letting Illidan play as Terrorblade

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>d2g is 1k mmr even at drinking liquids
literally impossible to fabricate

>>146569036
how can Illidan play Terrorblade if Terrorblade's name is Illidan?

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>wake up
>Terrorblade is a meme again

This nightmare will never end.
We will never have a good patch again.
Just kill me now desu.

Guys, I'm really kinda tired of this constant memefight meta

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>s4
does it stand for "shit shit shit shit"?

demon is going to TI at this rate

>Give away TB
>Pick Sven and Kaldr
>lose
???

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>>146568965
I swear they do tho senpai

>>146568996
NO

>>146569007
I dont know man sometimes I load up the coffee maker, NOT WITH MY HANDS, and make it myself, or if Im out I'll just walk down to a convenience store down the street and buy a cup from there.

My hands don't smell when I make it myself - only when Im gripping the plastic cup from the store.

I CANT be the only one this happens to, you guys are just fucking with me.

>>146569026
or weed LMAO

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>People think it's TB who's OP when it's really SD

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>>146569286
I have concluded you are a fucking retard senpai

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><146569286
bad blog

>Its a TB rapes your base episode again

guys pls post d2g related images mainly ppd/s4 edits thx!
t.notsecretredditspy

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>Pick the team you think is going to win
>End up picking the team that wins
>Incorrect
>Result: None

>>146568123
you alright man?

can somebody make another thread

only a matter of time till the reddit one gets deleted

the WHAT condition nahaz?

>Have corrupt frost shard pauldrons.
>Will overpay.

>wake up
>Demon Marauder in two (2) games

lmao what's happening

>>146569473
woah Amber you look great today

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>le edgy demon 100% pick/ban

>>146569580
by complimenting her when she didn't ask for it you're technically raping her

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hmm dotards?

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We did it, reddit!

See you when the main event starts.

is grandgrant casting the na games?

this bzz guy misses a lot of burrow strikes

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LMAO KEKDA

LMAO TRYING TO MANFIGHT A FUCKING FARMED TB

Have teams leaned to not let TB through yet?

>TERRORBLADE AND DRAGON KNIGHT 2v5 THE ENEMY TEAM

GOOD
GAME

ALLIANCE

>>146569693
>2 points in stun

how do you pick 4 melee heros and a rubick
in a bo1

>TB in all fucking 3 games
This meta sucks

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who
/laughingatalliance/
here?

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>morons trying to manfight TB

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SAY MY NAME OR I WILL MAKE THEM SUFFER AGAIN

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>>146569902
i just want even matches

but every thing is a stomp no matter the match up

>w-why didnt we get direct invite into TI6
>losing to literal whos

lmao swecucks

>>146570006
>>146569902
??????????????????????????????????????????????????
???????????????????????
??????????
?????
??

>flipside win a fight
>look away for a minute
>they've fed 7 deaths

~___~

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>ALLIANCE WINS.
REDDIT BTFO

Reminder that every *Alliance hater* is from there

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>>146570108

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>Loda is bad

loving this meme

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>>146570108
yeah right
i've visited reddit once, and it was for runescape

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apologize 2k mmr gulagites

When do relevant teams like EG play?

>>146570108
S4 is a god

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SD has won every match it has been picked in

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Alliance vs. FlipSid3

>Game starts crashing on startup right when they add predictions with achievements

haha epic good prank valve

>>146570265
>having a 2010 personal computer
haha

>>146570265
blaming valve instead of your shitty computer

>>146570149
loda is fucking awful
everyone had more impact than him
not that it matters, since thats how it shouldve been from the get go

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>have to fill captcha each time I want to access /vg/ because I'm a russkie
>and then fill another fucking nigh impossible captcha like the one with the street names
That's too much effort for a couple of SWNL shitposts man

>>146570108
>alliance
>not Team Reddit

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What's the command for autospectating the qualis games?

>pick Elder Titan
>STILL ban Terrorblade

Holy shit, everyone is so scared of him

>>146570450
>bulldog is fat racist and a virgin
>not team 4chan
?????

>>146570434
>get the "click all ____ images until none are left"
>have to click more than 5 times

why god?

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>>146570450
Only universally hated team like Alliance could be our boys.
>>146570434
Buy 4chan pass.

You are LITERALLY FREE WORK FORCE FOR GOOGLE'S AI DEV.

>>146570530
he is scary

he literally was too bad for hell so they sent him to DOUBLE hell.... and he liked it

>>146570547
https://twitter.com/admiralbulldog/status/662323169873805312
add SJW

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>Earth Spirit is first pick material
>Even Farm Vacuum gets picked occasionally
>That feel when Storm Spirit is irrelevant

Blow the man down

>>146570629
>wants to look at girls instead of boys like every hetero man
>he is an SJW according to 4chan

It's ok to be gay my man, but don't project on others please, ty.

WHO /DRINKING BOYS/ HERE?

>>146570629
>Wanting grills is being SJW
He has the thirst for Sheever. Too bad she prefers OD.

>>146570770
he is

he literally believes the same hsit drayich does

drayich was screaming that llamadownunder deserves to be on the panel more than capitalist becuase capitalist isnt a female

>>146570629
>Gamblourgattoru still assblasted

MUH ETHICS AM I RITE

IS GRANDGRANT CASTING THE NA GAME?

>>146570678
Storm has been in dota a lot longer than the other two spirits. Given his history alone ought to mean people have figured out what does and doesn't work on him. Which makes it even easier to tell when he is and is not a viable pick.

>>146570872
ITS ABOUT ETHICS IN DOTA CASTING

>>146570770
t. jonathan "my wife's daughter" berg

swedecucks will never be our guys

>>146570869
>wanting girls
he HAD one but he fucked it up and now shes gone to s4

>>146571004
That what he gets for being a fat fuck

>>146571004
Are you saying that Dotagasm was Bullshits gf?

>>146570629
>literally sweden yes
It's just pitiful at this point.

>>146571090
>dotagasm gf bulldog
they could have been a couple but bulldog fucked it up big time , i remember back on his stream joking about if they should date or not and dotagasm said yes but you know he memed his way out of it then bam she left him for gustav.

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Does this Chinese dude in the red shirt really hate Nahaz? Or is he just a natural dick?

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swedecuck posters detected on the gulag

What stream are we watching?

>>146568689
If secret literally did nothing but train with their shanghai roster after winning that tournament they would have gotten an invite, missed out on hardly any prize money and would have had a non-shit roster to boot.

Face it, EG/Shitrekt have no master plan. They are facerolling retards in open quals but will have to play a lot of bad DotA against shit teams while OG/Liquid are using that time to analyze replays and scrim with each other and the rest of the actually good teams frequently. OG and Liquid will enter the LAN much better prepared as a result.

>>146571386
Secret may have no idea what they're doing, but EG has already played this game for a TI victory

This time the shame is on YOU for falling for it a second time.

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>mfw hearing j-rock for the first time
has it always been this good?

>>146569970

I don't know why but this made me laugh the hardest in so many years.

>>146571458
you know i kinda like the fact that nahaz keeps on telling about the other streams , its breddy gud for newcomers and shit.

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>>146571386
There's gonna be awful amount of butthurt from TL/OG shitters when EG and Secret go over them.

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>>146571512
It depends
https://youtu.be/c8gZL8kowhc

>Giving shitrekt Timber and ET AGAIN.

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>>146571458

our guys will win TI 6

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>>146571004
>>146571090
>>146571325
they even cuck each other inside their dota team

why are swedes so fucking pathetic arent they supposed to be vikings or some shit

>>146571710
>Whentheacidhits.webm

fn is choking so fucking hard

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This theater was way better than the soulless arena.

No-fucking-stop fighting, every game

> CIS """""""""dota"""""""""

>>146570450

>Alliance
>Reddit

I got news for you friend. These news you won't like. Alliance has many haters. Majority of those haters are entitled little fucking cunt navi fanfaggots. Those faggots generated from joindota and reddit because they can't handle their favorite team losing. They can't handle when Alliance gave them a pounding in TI3 and s4 literally schooled Dendi live on television. As an alliance fan I occasionally turn on the TI3 grand finals and start jerking off to it and finish remembering a river of tear came out of navi fans butts that day.

>>146571824
true, theaters have so much more ambience

>be vega
>don't change roster
>still complete shit

b-but friendship guys

>PIA
>Sennheiser

is /g/ choosing BTS sponsors

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>>146571512
>>146571728
I hate Japanese music scene for stealing based Marty Friedman.
Fuck.

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>>146571386
Team DK in 2014, last year's Secret all had way way hotter runs leading to TI..

What makes you think OG with one LAN victory in 2016 is the undeniable, already crowned king?

Bigger, and in context stronger, teams have fallen at the Internationalbowl.

>>146571916
It was l

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When does EG play

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>>146571728
pretty good

>>146571923
>be og
>don't change roster
>with a little help from Artour became the best team in the world

friendship guys

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>>146571878
Reminder that Alliance crushed Reddit aka Navishitters and Chinkshitters when China was relevant.

Alliance singlehandily saved Dota from dying after Ti2

>Timber ET
Yeah this game is over.

d2g used to have a chatroom in dota client. We still have it?

>>146571710
>no nid interpreter me gud inglish
>ching chong nip nong hehe
>jiayou

>>146571990

probably when they figure out how to have a giant, off-center logo look completely okay on a wrinkled shirt

IS
GRANDGRANT
CASTING
THE
NA
GAMES

can i leave the in game client after making the in game predictions and it will still count?

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Why doesn't Alliance get cores that don't choke all the time?

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>>146571943
>sennheiser
>/g/ approved
????????????????????

>BOTNET VIRUS NSA HONEYPOT VPN
>/g/ approved
?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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>>146571916
It was like one could touch the atmosphere, it felt way more 'personal' and effective.

>>146572047
and now they are a tier4 team of cucks and the canonical esport version of my wife's son

>pick the same heroes every game
>win

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Why were they kicked again ?

>first pick timber
>get countered to the point of being a non-factor
Artour isn't going to have a good game guys

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>Most likely PPD and co. will be first two time TI winners.

Just kill me.

>>146572218
-EM is cheating

>>146572218
The potential of Arteezy and Universe, and destroying a competitor.

NA qualifiers
EG
DC

CHI qualifiers:
VG
EHOME

EU qualifiers:
VP
Secret

SEA qualifiers:
Fnatic
wG

Wildcard teams:
Wings
coL

lmao this secret draft is going to rape

dayum AFs draft is looking GOOD

>>146572218
For being okay players with not much potential to improve, non-existent personality and mediocre chemistry with the other players

>>146572260
no chance EG wins TI again dude

when did joindota die, anyway

>Tobi shitting on KOTLguy.

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>>146572314
>the potential of Universe
Oh yeah, those Sheever ravages showcased his potential without PPD telling him to fucking play Dark Seer.

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Timber ET is a good combo since natural order will boost timber's damage

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hope our guys dont disappoint me

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Tobi isn't even hiding his bias for Shitrekt.

Fuck off you Shrimp on the barby faggot.

How did Slardar become meta in these qualifiers?

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>I don't think EG will win TI6
you retards never cease to amaze me

>>146572371
when tobi got paid by starladder to cast their games but said "no i wont cast these games beucase id rather cast my gigabyte sunday madness #47 instead so your games will go without a cast lmao"

vilat got mad and made sure joindota wont get anything he has his hands in

so joindota was literally left with esl and mlg while BTS got everyhting else and just won

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>lelouches face when secret, wise to the law of the honeypot, beats OG in TI6

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Why is PUDGE such a FUCKING noob magnet.
Seriously, whenever some shithead plays him in my team, he will have 0 impact after the laning stage.
Just now had someone pick pudge I N T O QoP and Mortred. Like nigger what do you expect to happen HOLY SHIT.

>inb4 gameshitting
Grow some balls and stop pretending you're only watching instead of playing because you prefer it that way, not because you are actually just too awful at the game and can't muster up the dedication to get gud.

>>146572570
>it's this "sumail is better than miracle" shitter again
At least use something different from your typical 2010 facebook images

>>146572509
?
why would you ever think EE will outfarm his mid by 10 min?

Every single game in the history of secret involves the mid outfarming EE

>>146572327
>CoL
have you not seen how fucking awful they are right now?

>>146572327
>hes still believing in Fnatic after losing to some seamonkeys

>>146572639
>FREE strength

>>146572703
>Right now
lmao

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>>146572670
>I believe OG is a better team than EG
disgusting

>>146572343
and Major winners

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>>146572639
>he's a gamecuckold

>HE SUBJECTS HIMSELF TO THE PERUVIAN CONTAINMENT EXE

MY
FUCKING
GIGASIDES

so when will this "every team needs a jungler" meme end?

>>146572639
>blogging during esports
this should be a bannable offense

is there a schedule somewhere or something i can watch so i dont mess any of the in game predictions ?

OUR BOY BEESA IS OUTDRAFTING DRINKING BOYS AS WE SPEAK

GET THE FUCK IN

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>analyst desk saying bulba is carrying secret in the qualifies with a straight face
HAHAHAHA HAHAHA
HAH HAHA AAHAHAHAHAH

ARE YOU SERIOUS!

>LOSING YOUR FUCKING TRILANE.
JESUS.

>mon visage when OG wins TI6

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There is people in this thread right now who doubt our guy Bilbo.

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>/d2g/ fell for bulba is bad meme

>>146571710
>Secret

RTZ/EE ensure they will not go over 5/6th.

>EG

PPD will pull a puppey and draft his own team to death in the LB finals.

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secret is doing it

I'm surprised we dont see Enigma with almost 100% pick / ban these days

>literally winning against tier 3 teams
>BUT BUT BULBA IS DA BEST
fuck this Nahaz cuck and his na dick sucking

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>bulba was top 2 performer in EG
LMAO WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE ABSOLUTE MEMERS EVEN TALKING ABOUT?

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filename

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>>146572639
>WAAAAAHHH GUYS MY CHEST HURTS SO MUCH

>what happened anon

>I STABBED MYSELF WITH A KNIFE SEVERAL TIMES

>why did you do that anon

>LMAO YOU DON 'T STAB YOURSELF WITH A KNIFE??!?!??! LOL FUCK OFF RETARD YOU'RE JUST NOT GOOD ENOUGH

>GOD IT HURTS SOMEONE PLEASE LISTEN TO ME CRY ABOUT MY SELF-INFLICTED INJURY

>>146572984
I'm sorry, Bulbar

call gg already HOLY FUCK.

brutal

gg ez

100% ppy

IS GRANDGRANT CASTING THE NA GAMES
IS GRANDGRANT CASTING THE NA GAMES
IS GRANDGRANT CASTING THE NA GAMES
IS GRANDGRANT CASTING THE NA GAMES
IS GRANDGRANT CASTING THE NA GAMES
IS GRANDGRANT CASTING THE NA GAMES
IS GRANDGRANT CASTING THE NA GAMES

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>everytime camera goes to EE he's missing CS in a free lane

>>146572984
Im sorry mister Bilbo

>>146572942
Not with all the bkb piercing stuns around.

>>146567821
>2 billion muslims in London alone
>KEK XD L'EUROPE

i dont get it, europe has a shitton of mudslime immigrants but so does the UK LMAO
youre like those kids that think they BTFO everybody with their sick insults in middle school when in reality thats not quite what happened (yes im projecting)

No point watching the secret game anymore. Switching to empire.

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OH
MY
GOD

ITY'S
TRYE

IT
SREALLY
TRUE

SECRET
DID
TRULY
LEARN
THJE
LAW
IOF
THE
FUCKING
HONEYPOT

ITW ASN'T JUST EG

IT WAS SECRET TOO

HOLY
FUCKING
SHIT

FIRST BREXIT

NOW THIS


EU
IS
ON
GIGA
SUCIIDE
WATCH

HOLY
FUCKING
CRAP

>missing creeps to the fucking computer

>two drafts happening at the same time so I have to switch back and forth between them to see which one is going to end first
Great work vavle

>>146572984
Sorry bubul

>>146572327

EHOME isn't going to win shit

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>>146572997
Comparing playing dota with stabbing yourself is a bit of a hyperbole dude.
I know it's not all fun and games most of the time, but it can be just as satisfying at other times. I'm not as bitter as you, yet.

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US GAMES ARE STARTING DOTA FANS

>>146573062
Yes thank goodness. Apparently he'll cast the Col game now

>>146572919

AF is playing so bad that they're making Mr. Pajeet look good.

Why didn't arteezy use chakram on involer there?
Such an easy kill.

who is this new secret offlaner?

bretty good i'd say.

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N A
A

B U L L S
U
L
L
S

>>146572984
i'm sorry bulber , also how is it even possible to have universe and bulba switch teams that fast?
do they not have a contract like the chinks does?

>>146573221
thank you

YAY

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>They though I would fall for honeypot again
Secret vs. EG TI6 finals confirmed.

>>146572683
man you were right:(

Was Bulba Secret's secret team ruiner agent while he was on EG?

>>146573318
esports is a joke in the west

literally you wont even get a visa if you say you want to go to a lan they will just laugh at you like the loser you are, thats what happend plenty of times in the past

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apologize

Grant solo cast Vultur VS coL - beyondthesummit7
Cap + Ayesee FDL VS DrinkingBoys - beyondthesummit6

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>EG _and_ Secret learned the law of the honeypot

>>146573354
is EG v Secret TI grand finals the Rock v Stone Cold wrestlemania of esports?

Where is Grant casting?

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>beat tier 3 teams
>honeypot meme

who died on secret?

call gg

GO DRINKING BOYS GO!

>>146573512
>>146573428

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>>146573428
Based. Finally some cap

>>146573418

ごめんなさい Artourくん

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>post yfw bulba wins TI6
Will he take off his hat after winning?

>pick et
>win
???

Love escape gaming's draft. So far they seem to be the only ones who didn't draft like complete faggots.

>Manlet DeMoN qualified for ti but SingShit and bone322 didn't

Loving every laugh

Never go full agi

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>EU anchors feeding deaths

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>cap and ayesee casting beesastack

fucking based

>>146573545
slardar

>>146573658
You mean bulba?

guys

I don't think Tober has entirely functional mirror neurons

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>NA cucks think they will get through group stage at TI

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reminder to cheer for our guys

someone post that ayesee webm you know which one

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>he's terrified because he knows he's getting played _EXACTLY_ like he was last year at TI5

>HE LITERALLY FUCKING FELL FOR THE EXACT, THE E.X.A.C.T. SAME STRAT

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>>146573718
Fuck you trying to steal my you's

There is ANOTHER qualifier? The fuck?

remember when BONE7 (lmao) said that Secret wont even get thru open qualies?

>ENVY

why are people acting like secret and EG are good again? they are still playing with tier 3 teams

secret just toying with one of the NA's finest teams
fucking savage

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>YUROKEKS FUCKING DESTROYED BY BASED BRITS

>JUST NOW REALIZING THEY FELL FOR THE HONEYPOT A SECOND FUCKING TI IN A ROW

>>146573820
>He wasn't here for TI5

>>146567854
id put it in her crack namsayn

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>>146573817

>>146573832
>greece is NA
????

based ESC

fuck Empire, they've always been boring average slavs. They haven't been relevant in like 4 years.

>inb4 secret gets wrecked by a 40 minutes slark
dont underestimate that hero

Secret, an NA team, is destroying greeks, the reaosn that the EU is falling apart.

>>146573820
Because people are retarded. There is a huge powergap between shitrekt and decent teams. EG should actually be decent especially in comparison to their competition but Secret will be lucky to get runner up in EU 2bh.

>>146573885
>implying

>he's an english player known for some memes

what did he mean by this?

>>146574017
lmao thats one of the most retarded things i've ever read on d2g congrats

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>Empire won't choke this time remember when they were relevant at that honeypot 2 months ago

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>not sure which carry is beesa

>"MEMESXD"

>oh, now i know why carry is beesa

Anyone else enjoy these laid back groupcasts more than the shitty tryhard duocasts?

>that disruptor ult
these greeks are shit senpai

>>146574062
He's trying to imply that Beesa is only known for playing the carry, which is quite insulting considering he's probably one of the top carries in the world right now.

>>146573935
The fuck is that?

Also nice diet soft drink, fatty.

How come pieliedie's WD looks like Zyori?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH RUSSHITS ON SUICIDE WATCH THEY'RE LOSING TO *HYPERVENTILATES* THEY'RE LITERALLY LOSING TO SYNDEREN

AF are tilted hard

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>>146574165
>he's probably one of the top carries in the world right now.
beesacucks are this delusional

lmao nice job tanking that tower too

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>this grant solo cast

CHANNEL FOR DRINKING BOYS

>>146574141
They're more appropriate for qualifiers since most of these matches will be slaughters that require a particular degree of lightheartedness to make them fun to watch.

>>146574334
what game

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>People suddenly like Secret again

What the fuck happened???

>>146574373
beyondthesummit7

col vs vultur

>>146574373
CoL vs. Vultur

OUR GUYS AKA EVIL GENIUSES GAME WHEN

>>146574334
BASED

GRANT SOLO CAST >>>>>>>>>>>>>> ANY GRANT DUO OR MORE CASTS

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Why do teams keep drafting this piece of shit?

BAFFLED

>>146574402
Bandwagoning memers, what else?
Also TI only friends I guess.

>secret

Are custom builds not working for anyone else? This had been going on for about a week and a half now.

>>146574402

>People

Lots of Pajeets like secret.

BAFFLED

>>146574402
Punished RTZ had enough suffering, its time to embrace him again.